The Yak - The Boys Have A Bench Press Competition | The Yak 6-17-22

Episode Date: June 17, 2022

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Boys. Dan. I have an issue. Any issue? Took a shower that didn't take. No way. I'm in a world of hurt right now.

Like you got out and you were sweating. And I have not stopped sweating. Sometimes a shower is worse for that. Makes it worse. It's, I'm, because I was, I'm in a fucking portrait on that does it open your pores i don't know or something so i'm i'm earning my father's day this sunday um i said it on pmt i don't know if i said it here but my wife has covet so she's been in a hotel and i've just been one on two oh and uh which i didn't know she was battling covet 1919. Yeah. I'm sorry. So kind of actually worse like last couple weeks than Brandon.

Yeah. But so and it's also my son's birthday. So like it's birthday weekend. So I had to like set up his birthday with his friends today. And I've just been running around and the shower didn't take. Yeah. I mean, that's just one of those times where the shower won't take. Yeah.

My toothbrush hasn't been working. What? Just don't want. We won't. My paste won't take. Yeah. My toothbrush hasn't been working. What? Just, it won't, it won't, my paste won't foam. What? Yeah. Is that your tooth, your teeth have gone bad or just your toothbrush? Can't explain it.

I'm at the end of the tube and it won't foam. Sorry, man. It won't foam in your mouth or out of the tube? It won't foam in my mouth. Okay. We have a fan or something? I started the show, my shower didn't take. I'm sorry.

Do you feel, do you feel like a layer of grime? You look dewy. Yeah, dewy. I mean, I'm KB wet right now. Humid as fuck. I'm KB wet. Yeah? Yeah.

Not to do a ricochet shot, but yeah, you can see it on the screen. I'm glistening. You are, you are. Yeah, look, Brandon's matte. Yeah, you're as mac as could be you were in your matt forehead helmet today look at that i'm very mad the fuck brandon i'm just a matt friday it is matt friday yeah i just celebrate that i just had to get that out of the way because like it's it's a it's an issue i'm sorry man yeah no i don't know are you are you

comfortable with bringing someone into your home? What do you mean? To shower me? No, for your kids. What do you mean? To do, to have a nanny or? Well, they do have a nanny, but like. Extra, extra.

I can handle it. Tomorrow's going to be, I'm going to earn it. I'm going to earn it. I'm going to earn it. The birthday party's tomorrow? Oh, there's like three birthday parties, dude. Oh, Jesus. It's a birthday weekend for a three-year-old.

And he knows it's his birthday. It's his birthday month, yeah. It's also an event for the other kid. Yeah. I saw him tweet that it was his birthday month. He came in. Yeah, I picked him up at school, and I brought him into my house. And one of the kids that was coming to the party was already there. And so he has like, my son has like cupcakes and Paw Patrol shit and like just fucking insane.

He walked right by it because he was like, who's this fucking guy in my house playing with my toys? He did a beeline for this kid who was like playing with his toys. Like, get the fuck out of here. That rules. That does rule. Yeah. So wasted all that money on all that Paw Patrol shit.

What's up, boys? I'm very congested today. Everybody's got problems. Not COVID. I don't think it's COVID. Let's just do problem day. Everyone just address one problem and let's try to fix it. My shower didn't take. I don't think there's a

fix. Sass, lay it out. It's just like my nose problem and let's try to fix it so my shower didn't take i don't think there's a fix sass give it lay it out it's just like my nose is so runny okay i'll sound great yeah it's an unfamiliar affliction and uh walk to work just snot flying everywhere i don't think anyone's nothing i could do about it there actually is, I will defend you, Sass, because people will be like, oh, he's complaining about

a runny nose. There's nothing worse than having a cold in the summer. Yeah, it's just hard to contain. Yeah. Yeah.

In the winter, it's like, all right, it's winter. Everybody else is sick too. Yeah, I deserve a cold. Yeah.

Summer cold, and you don't feel right, and it's hot out. Yeah. P.U. Have you ever had a birthday cold? I can't say I did it's hot out yeah p.u have you ever had a birthday cold i can't say i did worst really back when you could have parties in january

yeah i don't think i've ever got i think cold season is what the fall yeah i feel like cold seasons when it just when it's cold in general typically yeah i say the fall and the spring. Nick's birthday is next week. What? 30th. No, that's not true. 28th. Wait, is it your birthday next week? I don't know if it is next week.

Is it next week? Yeah, it is next week. Very much so. What are you saying? His age or the day of his birthday? What are you saying? What are you saying, Che? You said 28th. Tuesday the 20th.

And what is his... Is it his golden birthday? True. 28th? No, I'm turning 30. What? So that's what... Okay.

How did we not know this until now? I don't share my birthday. I think Kyle did know it. Are you birthday? True. No, I'm turning 30. What? So that's what, okay. How did we not know this till now? I don't share my birthday. I think Kyle did know it. Are you actually? Yeah. I thought you were turning 29. Nah. We got to work this into Barstool Idol.

I don't think so. That would be the worst birthday present I've ever had. Yeah, no, I think we have to. Yeah, they can make a cake. Yeah. What day is it on, Shay? Tuesday. That's what I'm taking.

Nick Tuesday. No, they're making a cake. No. Yeah. They're making a cake. No. Yeah. They're making a cake. The 29th? Oh, the 28th. Yeah, that's not idle.

That's next week. That's two weeks from now. That's actually the day after we're taping the case race. Perfect. You really will take Nick Tuesday.

Maybe. Oh my God, yeah. We should celebrate. Oh wow, we're going to ring at midnight. You're going to be in face paint for your 30th birthday.

I always thought I would be. What are you doing? Damn. KB, it's your turn to complain about something. I got two little ones staying with me as well. You do. And when you guys walked into the bar yesterday, I died laughing.

I laughed so hard. He has his two friends staying for the next two days. His friends are like a whole foot shorter than him. And KB looks like the ringleader when they come in. Can we get them in here right now? Their ears all look like... They're hungover. They're like hound beef.

One of my boys tried to go home with an Ecuadorian thickie last night. Wait, I'll buy him one. No, I said, was it Del? No, it was the other one. I don't want to throw her under the bus. Her? For fucking him. How tall are they?

Did he bring her back to you? I said, no, I said, you're not going to her apartment. You're fucking her in my apartment or not at all. I need to get my numbers. The thing is, you have a loft, so you just watch from up. It was like the Truman Show. Your apartment, you named it the Boneyard, right? No.

Oh. The Bone Zone. Oh, the Bone Zone. Dumb bitch. I thought it was the Boneyard, right? No. Oh. The Bone Zone. Oh, the Bone Zone. Dumb bitch. Yeah. I thought it was the Boneyard. No, I wouldn't name my apartment. Were you Barry Bones?

No. But did you bring her back? The roommate freshman year was gay. I think he still is gay. And he was like, we should name our room something cool like Snake Mountain. And I was like, what? That actually is cool. That is cool.

I fuck with it. Yeah. Fuck with Snake Mountain. Do we really need a name for our room? I also was so oblivious that he just kept on hanging out with chicks. And I was like, this guy is fucking. He's a man. He's a man.

And like two months in, he's like, hey, I'm gay. I was like oh okay he came out to you? well I mean he had already come out I had a dude come out to me I think he was like this idiot that I'm living with that I'm sleeping four feet away from still hasn't figured it out yeah I had a dude come out to me

at college orientation he came out to you? yeah why? because there was like some weird event we were doing like ice breakers and he was like, I'm gay. And he talked to the person next to me. He was like, that was the first time I've ever told anyone that. Ew.

You have a face. Not for being gay. That's just not the way to do it. You have a face to come out to. Yeah. No, he's not. If I were gay, I would definitely come out to you specifically. Yeah.

Pat came out to me. Yeah. Yeah. Just recently? Yeah. I think Feidelberg will to me specifically. Yeah. Pat came out to me. Yeah. Yeah. Just recently? Yeah. I think Feidelberg will to me eventually. If you're gay,

can you just come out constantly? Yeah. Because I would do that. I'd make a big deal of it like every few months. Michael Scott declaring bankruptcy.

Yeah. I mean, it is kind of like every time you're around. I declare homosexuality. Yeah, right. Just redo it. Clip that.

Redoing that over and over. I declare homosexuality. Yeah, right. Just redo it. Clip that. Redoing that over and over. I declare homosexuality. You do have to come out. I mean, you got to come out multiple times. It's not like a one-time thing. You could do a press release. Social media. Yeah.

What's her name? Yeah, coming out isn't just one thing. It's like the price. There's multiple doors. The Australian chick. The Winchester house. Can you get your game shows right? No, I forget what was behind the price. There's multiple doors. The Australian chick. The Winchester house. Can you get your game shows right? No, I forget what was behind the doors.

Let's make a deal. What the fuck's right? The Australian chick from the singing group. Oh, Camp Cope. Used to be overweight Australian. Correct. Rebel Wilson. Yes.

She came out in a press release on her Instagram. She came out as skinny or? No, that had already happened. But she basically was being threatened to be outed by a newspaper in Australia. Coming out as in shape feels good. That would be nice. Yeah. I feel like that's like a post-winter.

Do you know who's done that? My friend Andy Staples, who you know as well. Yeah. He recently got in good shape and he's just been taking Instagram photos of himself without his shirt on. He's coming out. He's coming out. He's like, hey, I'm in shape.

You've come out in shape several times. No. And then always gone back. Yeah. I was watching Big Head. I watched- Conversion therapy to fat. Mike Pence is like, this guy's too skinny.

He's off to camp. Mike Pence is like this guy's too skinny I watched the combine the old combine video that you guys did this morning yeah you were in really good shape I was I used to do CrossFit before blog life

just like strangled everything out of me yeah what is what are we doing one of those I think we might be doing and what is the elements

probably running jumping swimming I'm out swimming? I think we might be doing it. And what is the elements? Probably running, jumping, swimming. I'm out. Swimming. Well, I think it might be it. I don't think I've jumped in 10 years. I've heard a rumor that it could be at a certain source's house. Oh, my goodness. On Long Island.

Steve. Why don't we do everything at Stu's house? Do you want to venture? His house is incredible. His house is incredible, but I got a commercial shoot that I thought was going to be in the office. They said, well, what time can you get to Stu's house? Do you want to venture? His house is incredible. I got a commercial shoot that I thought was going to be in the office. They said, what time can you get to Stu's house? I'm like, wait, what? That is weird.

I can't go to Stu's house on a Tuesday at 11 a.m. When are we doing the combine? I don't know. Steve, I need like a two-month press. I think it's trying to get sold. Do I want to venture? Yeah. When? Versus me? I haven't ventured in quite a while. We should do a versus battle. I think it's trying to get sold. Do I want to bench press? Yeah. Like when? Versus me?

I've been benching quite a while. We should do a versus battle. KB versus Che. Ooh, I like that. Every Wednesday. All sports? Just everything. You think you can bench more than me? If I train, yeah.

No, like now. The first time I actually benched with weights, like dumbbell weights, was like Saturday in like two years. Steven, can you stop? Because you absolutely think you can bench more than him. If I train? Oh, yeah, absolutely. I'm talking about now.

Right. I just benched for the first time on Saturday. You're not answering the goddamn question. Do you think right now you can? Right now, at 113, probably not, but like give me a week in the end, probably. What about 116? There. How much can you bench, KB?

TJ. I don't know. I only do dumbbells. in the air probably. What about 116? Air. How much can you bench, KB? TJ. I don't know. I only do dumbbells. Did you find DMX's anthology royalty free? I want to see Stephen and KB do a versus battle. Wait, what do you bench?

What do you bench dumbbells? Let's get a baseline. Baseline of what? Where we are now. We'll each get a week to train. I don't think much will change. Go get the bench. Go get the bench. Go get the bar.

Do it on the ground. He said he only does free weights. I'll do the bench. Yeah, well, let's get it in here. Yeah, let's get it in. The PFT's in there. I think he's working. So maybe grab...

Do we have weights? Do we have free weights? No, not like that. We'll do it next week. I'll get some free weights. You can probably get the bar. I'm going to go in regardless after this. Oh, okay.

Just get a quick pump. I want to do it too. Yeah. I'll go in for a pump later. Yeah. I guess you guys could do it right now. If you ask PFT if he's fine with it, go do it. But I'm not at a spot where I'm going to be KB right now.

Here we go. Sounds like Stranger Things. Ask PFT if we can use the bench. Is he recording something in there? I don't know. I don't know what he's doing. It looks like he's just writing. Yeah, ask him if you and KB can go in and bench.

He's sitting right there right now. He's walking there. He's hiding. I'm asking, is he sitting or taping? I don't know what he's doing. He's sitting in there. You can see it. And then we'll just have the video on that, and you guys will bench.

No fucking kidding. He doesn't realize that you have short arms. Yeah, it's cheat code. Short guys love to get in benching competitions because it is the one thing they are better than tall guys at. Have you seen your competition?

It's push-ups. We love push-ups, pull-ups. Without his SNL audition tape. Oh yeah, I did see that. How passively Stephen Ch Che is doing this. Just go get the fuck out of here. He doesn't want to do it. Yeah, you're right.

You've got Stephen Che. I don't understand that you can't. Is he in there recording? You guys walk in there and get the... Is this the first time that we've ever seen Stephen Che lack confidence? I was just going to say. I thought he was going to be like, yeah, I would bench press more than you, then we would get into competition.

Look at his arms just dangling. He's so – he's like sullen. He's like begging for this. Oh, man, he does not want it. I think he got a no. Oh, this is – He might be doing something, and he has obviously – if he's doing something, it's his studio, so.

Yeah, but Steve – uh-oh. PFT isn't – he doesn't want it. He looks so beta right now. What is he doing? Oh, look at those mannerisms. Jesus Christ. You don't think – did it finally happen? Yeah, it's right now. What's he doing? Look at those mannerisms. Did it finally happen? Is it the divorce? Oh, you think he got divorced over the weekend?

I don't know. He seems different. He did go to a wedding. That is when most divorces happen. It did rain a lot the other night. You see how happy that couple is. Remember when we were like that? You haven't smiled at me like that? Yeah. They're so in love. You haven't smiled at me like that in a long time.

You know I've wanted to renew our vows. I don't know the worst part, Steve. I don't even know if I want to feel that way with you again. Oh, they don't have to do all this. They don't have to do all this. He's going way too far for doing it so sadly. Shay going in there and making PFT move a bunch of shit around. I'll kill him out of his own studio.

Is Steve anday an idiot? It's very simple. I like this headless theater, though. Have you seen men attracted to women who come out as queer? Yeah. That's wild. They've been doing that.

There was a dude on Twitter a while ago who on the first day of Pride Month, or National Coming Out Day, he was like, you know who I'm talking about? And he was like, I'm not sure if I'm gay. I've never really thought about it. And he made this whole post and he was like, so you're not gay, and you're just using this as something to make about yourself. Yeah, I've always, always been attracted to women.

I've never once thought about being gay. But I know I'm not straight. Yeah. I'm queer. I know I'm not a straight white male. The new thing is to be confused, to be like, I don't know what I am, but I know I'm not straight. A girlfriend agrees. It's the new wave.

Oh, yeah. You're not gay. You're just like, I am. There are straight men coming out as queer. Yeah. Everybody wants a stripe on the flag. One of your good friends has done that. One of my good buds?

Chrissy D. Yeah, is he? I think he is one of those. Is that just a cosplay? I was told it was a joke. Yeah, but he says that he is attracted to men, but he wants to have sex with them. Yeah, but I was told by someone that knows him that he was fucking with Rogan. I feel like any straight man can identify a handsome man.

His exact words were that he falls in love with men and he fucks women. That's super gay. What's going on here? All right, Steven, ready? Oh, PFT's putting up some weight. Jay, why do you seem so scatter like, scatterbrained right now? Well, no, I just didn't realize we were doing this right now. I'm also not going to put up a very good performance.

What is that amount, 185? Nick, I think the other way around would be less gay. I don't think that. If you fucked guys and fell in love with girls. I don't think he struggles to get it up. Are we going to run in there? I think I could do 185. Oh, that would be so funny if PFT just started, like, bar fell on his neck and we just didn't do anything.

Actually, that's not true. I can't do 185. I'm just going to rep 135 a couple times. No, I think you guys got to get a baseline. Whatever's on the bar, just see how many times you can do it. I'm not going to do 185. Is it 185 on the bar?

That's what someone just said. I think Sastra said. He eyeballed it. That might be 185. That's pretty standard. 135 or 225. Alright, so do 135 as many times as you can. Okay. I should clarify. No, I'll do 185 it's pretty standard 135 or 225 all right so do 135 as many times you can okay both of you i should clarify i know i'll do 185 no spotter you've never benched before kb have you done dumbbells for first time in two years i've been for saturday i'm not gonna be very good you bench saturday three ways or sunday rather okay uh 185 i'll put up like one or two. That's the baseline.

If that. That's the baseline. No, I'm not going to. I'll do 135. Do whatever you're comfortable with. KB? It's too light. No, KB, you have to.

135 baseline. Go in there with it. Why don't you go in first and do that one, and then he can change the weight. I think you just want to work out. KB's mad because he wanted to bring home the Ecuadorian thickie. Yeah. Now he's trying to. It happens every time.

Sass, what did you say you could bench? Is that the best version of a thickie? I used to be able to do one. Ecuadorian? Summer. Peruvian, maybe? One rep. I don't know.

I was jacked. Rich to lay in minor, but like 17. I was like 14. Yeah. I actually, yeah, I used to rep 185 one time, and then I hit puberty. I don't think KB's ever been. KB's very timid.

He's so scared. And I don't know if KB can do this. I don't think KB realizes how much different pinching is. Has KB? Oh, KB's a beast. Jesus Christ. This guy's a fucking beast. What a monster.

He's fucking jacked. I'm telling you, Stephen made a big mistake here because this is... I got one more. Something you have to learn as a taller man. Yeah. His body's a treat to me. He's also got... Oh!

Bench press and pull-ups. Short guys love doing those. And squats because it's just... KB doesn't really have short arms, though. They have to cover. Bench press and pull-ups. Short guys love doing those. And squats because it's just less distance they have to cover. He has much shorter arms than Stephen Che. Right. It's just less distance they have to cover. Look at Stephen Che's arms.

He looks like Tony Deok. Is Stephen Che really going to bitch out of 185? Of course he is. PFT's about to show him what a real man looks like. KB had a pretty tight grip. I like this. PFT's about to show them what a real man looks like. KB had a pretty tight grip. I like this. We should put this music behind everything we do. Stop.

Damn. Stop. Shut them down, open up shop. Everybody spotting him? Roll. Roll. That's a rough ride to roll. Stop. Drop. Shut them down rough ride to row. Stop.

Drop. Shut them down. Open up shop. That's a... Row. Row. Am. That's a rough ride to row. Friends wanna do.

Friends wanna do. Friends wanna do. Friends wanna do. Is Che not gonna do it? All my friends are here. All my friends are here. All my friends are here. Taking off?

No, he's laying down. Oh, okay. You just say I'm going to do one? I like to use friends in place of that word. Just solidarity. Frank Fleming knows. I explained that to my grandfather and he got mad at me. Frank Fleming knows. He did that raw dogging review with MLK.

What a moment for civil rights in America. Look how much wider his. Oh, he's such a puss. He's going to get three. I don't think. I don't. Oh, the BFT just eye rolled him. The confidence thing.

Uh-oh. Oh, my God. What? Oh. What? Oh. What? Can't come back in here. I haven't benched in so long, I'm actually curious. I want to try.

I can't go in. We need to tell the baseball league this. I haven't benched. I want to come. We've got to tell Moustakas that happened. Yeah. Okay, everybody's. All right.

Hey, Owen. How are we? Good. Good. Good. I would say I'm disappointed in Stephen Che, but I think judging by his body language, that was exactly where that was going the whole time. Yeah, who are we to push that?

No, I'm disappointed in him. I don't know what's wrong with him. Usually he would shove our faces back into the dirt, reassuring his own confidence. Yeah, something's wrong Through alpha that he is. There we go. Everyone else is just popping it. Who's banging these out now?

That's Big Cat. Big Cat. What's up, brother? Welcome back, Kyle. How you feeling, Kyle? Right. Just all right? I don't think PFT had to go.

Yeah, because he went before, and then he. Yeah, I didn't know he was a beast like that. Yeah, he's been training his... The sunglasses he used to wear were like 100 pounds. It was weight training. It was like ankle weight training. Yeah. All right, feeling good?

I'm not in a lot of health problems. I love Benchy. Is there something about being someone slob like me? Oh, man, you forgot about your shower. You're turning patent leather. And I just took. We had a breath for a minute. How was it, though?

No chance. No chance. This is a bad look for Che. No chance. Oh. The fails are so good. Can you guys go in and try to fail? I'm going to just fail.

It's going to drop on my neck. Do it. PFT will spot you. He's a good spotter. Come on. It's going to drop on my neck. Just fail. It's fine. I think you neck. Do it. PFT will spot you. He's a good spotter. Come on. It's going to drop on my neck. Just fail. It's fine.

I think you just want to see us fail. Oh, yeah. KB and I, no big deal. We're the beasts. There is something about being a fat... Pass the camera cut out. I'm not doing it. Nick, come on.

Go ahead. Why do you guys want to see me do this so bad? Yeah, I don't. I know the result. I don't need to see that. You guys have reverted to high school. That is less than high school. That is a bench press call.

That was like eighth grade when everyone started benching. I failed, so we'll send Nick in there. That was fucking hard. Dude, I... I'm out of shape. I'm very proud of the fact that I still have some old man strength. The strength you build up in your peak years if you can just maintain a little bit of it oh you got the lyrics brandon's gonna get it i think he'll get one

because he's the same way like if you ever worked out at any point in your life you should be able to do 185 plus dad's fuck you can ask right kb yeah right I had The one time I did One E5 I maxed out And a stoolie Was spotting me So I have that As evidence

Okay Yeah We get that person In here What are we doing We are just Benching and listening Yeah but this is

Yeah this is This is fun This is kind of pathetic Oh no This is fucking Just guy time Do you wanna Finally Kate's gone

Oh yeah You start benching And listening to DMS. I've wanted to do this for months. Kate would come in and bench 185 like 16 times. She's like, okay, we're done. No more benching. Maybe you were throwing it around. I think I got seven.

I don't know if you want to. He does weigh like 100 pounds less than me. Oh, yeah. It's light. Hey, Dave. Look how high his arms are going. This is actually. This looks like he's about to throw it in the air.

This is actually. What a beast. Insanely pathetic for Che. I'm proud of Brandon. I'm so happy this happened to Che. Wait, this is insanely pathetic for Che. Yeah, and zero. He's got to give it another go.

Oh, my God. Brandon was lifting that to the high heavens. Dude, this is, like, wildly pathetic. This is why I posed the idea. I thought this was- Yeah, Brandon! Yeah! Oh, man!

You're a man! Fuck yes. That felt good, didn't it? Yeah. That's what I was saying when you were in there. I was like, there's something about having the, like- I haven't worked out in a really long time and having the, like, old man strength, the strength that you built up as a youth.

Yeah. Go in there somewhere. All that mass you've cultivated. Can you go put back the table with PFT real quick? Well, no. Oh, wait, no. They want Nick in there. They want Nick in there.

Nick's not going to go. There's no point. Why do you? Whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't get that. What do you want? Go fix the table. He's not going to.

And try to put up 185 again, you pussy. You did say you want to try it again. I was waiting for you, Nick. The day of the case race, I'll be able to put up 185. Go do it. Go try one more time. That's in 10 days. You're not going to be able to put up 185 right now.

Just try. I literally just didn't. This is pathetic. No, I don't get why he's. Steven, I'm stronger than you. What is your training regimen that's going to do that in a week? I just haven't benched before. I'll bench today.

You are significantly stronger than Steve. Not even close. Like, not even in the same strategy. Can you go put the bench back with PFT? PFT said he was going to work out. Oh. I asked, yeah, when he needs it. All right, so just tell him because I think he's waiting for you.

So just tell him. He's a beast. PFT. Yeah, I didn't know that. I knew he was a fat guy. Let's get a fat guy. How good does it feel? It feels really good.

Shoulders are screaming right now. Is it a good way? It's just like you still got it. Yeah. You don't have to do anything there. Steven is a fucking 1997 slam dunk champion. I can't believe Steven didn't get it up once. That was pretty pathetic.

It's pathetic. I can understand why Sass didn't get it up. Steven? Thank you. Sass did better than Steven. He didn't try to make his whole brand big guy moves for a few months. I'm wrong. I didn't do 185.

I did 175. I just found my... Respect that. Was that a good advertiser for the TB12 method? No. I'm pliable. I use resistance bands. Oh, my God.

I don't think you're as pliable as you think. Steven, I think about you less now. Honestly, day the case race, 27th. Case race is not far from now. If you couldn't do it at all there, you're going to be able to do it then? I believe it. If I start benching and I do it three times before then, yeah, no problem. I'll probably get up one or two.

I'm so happy you brought that up, KB, so we can watch Steven J. fail. It was completely out of's still in flat. It was completely out of jealousy of the commissioner. Yeah. He's still unfollowed. PFT is just banging him out. Yeah, by himself. Yeah, he's a monster.

He's, yeah. I knew he was going to be able to bench one day. Didn't he max out the other day something like? 225. What is Billy putting up? 275. We don't say that name around here. Do you want to expand on that?

Yeah, I mean, we're going to, PFD and Hank and I have to meet and figure out what we're going to do. He's not fired, but there's definitely going to be something. He was a piece of shit yesterday, through and through. That video was nuts.

He was sleepy. I also like, I think 99% of the people understand where I'm coming from, but there still are a few people who are like, you're being too hard on him. And I'm like, there's... For people who didn't see,

Billy didn't show up to work yesterday because he went out Wednesday night. He was meeting with the sales reps. Yeah, he said that he was hanging out with Paul Rabel and the lacrosse guys. Jake was at the same after party till 1 a.m., was here, fine. He didn't show up for work yesterday. Was like, oh, I thought we were recording later.

So at noon he was like hungover and basically a piece of shit for not showing up to work, which definitely is fireable in most jobs. I know we're not most jobs. And I wasn't even that mad at that point. I was like, this is a fuck up, but whatever. I expect it out of you. Twelve hours later, he's like, I'm about to go. After we finished taping at noon, he's like, I'm about to go blog my ass off.

Like, sorry, guys. We hop on the Zoom at midnight after the NBA finals. And he's, I think, drunk again, just like sleeping in our face on the Zoom. And then I text him. I was like, I'm pretty disappointed with how you've acted today. And all he did was thumbs up it back. Just a completely insane, cocky, like, I don't give a fuck. He thinks he's, he actually is like a narcissist to the level of he thinks

that, like, people pay to see him and him only. So we'll figure it out. But he's not fired. I'm just very upset. And it's also, like, such a slap in the face to everyone who works hard and like liam and memes work to like 4 a.m editing everything and billy can't show up to not one but two tapings sober so yeah i was mad it's it's hard to get me mad you got to uh go to an apartment building Channing Tatum had been to before? Yeah.

He's like, yeah, we went to Channing Tatum's apartment. We're like, oh, so was he there? He's like, no, he doesn't live there anymore. It's like, well, that's not Channing Tatum's apartment. Yeah. That's the thing is. I think Doug's led with that as well. Billy is entertaining.

Like, I'm not. He is entertaining. I think he does add value. But to just be like, I'm so much better than you guys or I don't care about this that I'm going to just show up drunk. Again, this job is not normal, but there's levels of disrespect that it's just like, Dave would just lose his mind.

Dave would fire someone for that in a second. Has this been a slow progression or was he like this when he first started? He's a pathological liar. So his instinct on everything whenever he he messes up, is to just lie. So it's a very frustrating. Does he lie to defend himself or does he lie for things that he doesn't need to lie about? Both. Okay.

He might be. He just lies. He'll lie. Like his default will be a lie that is just unnecessary. And then his default will also be a lie if he's like called out on something he'll just lie and be like that's not true and then he'll just keep lying and then he'll finally be like whatever never mind yeah let's move on it's like well that's not how interactions go yeah we'll figure it out he's not fired he's not fired yeah he there is something that's gonna you know're going to figure out what we're going to do going forward.

Because it's definitely, the problem is, like, our job is supposed to be fun and we're supposed to entertain people. So when I have to get mad and feel like I did last night, I'm, like, more mad about it because he's, like, sucking my fun energy out. You know what I mean? Like, I don't want to be a boss. Yeah. I don't want to fucking have to reprimand people. It's, like, the worst thing ever so like him putting me in that situation is like you can't keep doing this because then i'm gonna get even more mad so yeah you don't want to say something funny to segue or

fuck billy or something i'm not gonna talk sometimes jackals and hyenas nibble the lion has to show its teeth and i think that's what you did today there is one clip from the podcast that is very funny of there's a really funny yeah it's yeah in one of the funniest things i've ever seen right he's like it's like when my dad falls asleep when he's on the couch where like his head falls back and he's like rolling around yeah yeah and it was one of those things like it's not if we we were like sometimes schedules get fucked up. Like, you know, there was a day a couple weeks ago where PFT's flight got canceled or there

was a day where my flight got delayed. Like we had to change the plans like we're going to record a little later. Like if it was one of those situations. Yeah. We weren't going to record it midnight. Now we are. And it's like he's tired. That's totally reasonable.

It was the NBA finals. Yeah. I think the worst part about it was just that that was the beginning and then the ending was showing the conversation from earlier. Correct, correct. So it was 12 hours that he could have gotten his shit together and he somehow got worse. Yeah, way worse.

Yeah, way, way worse. Way, way worse, which was so disrespectful. So, yeah, fun times. I love having to be serious about shit it's one of my favorite things to do but yeah there's a few people who like trigger me to no end where they're like dude your job's a joke like why why are you upset that he's drunk oh yeah it's like come on man and now i'm sure they'll other people like when we do the case race they'll be like oh but billy can't yeah well you're just they're just idiots i know right but

it's still like if for some reason i still i know they're idiots but i still like yeah angry about it we actually have video submissions that went along with the idol oh yeah we do have a whole drop box of rejected submissions are we gonna do some of that i can we uh love to i think if uh if katie's here i think she's looked at them all. She could pick out the good ones. Formally Stats? Wait, what happened to Stats? That name doesn't ring a bell.

How do you not know she dropped Stats? She's still Stats with me. She got divorced from Stats. She dropped Stats, I think, like four months ago. Oh, she's still Stats with me. No, I don't think so. Dude, don't even try it. Quit doing it. No, I love Steven's marine moves Dude, don't even try it. Quit doing it.

Yeah. No, I love Steven's Marine moves. Steve, you have a mic in front of you. Right. What was he doing? What? He was just doing all these motions. I mean, it's pretty clear what I was asking.

Should I go get her? He has a mic in front of him, and then took off his headphones and was like, what did you say, Nick? And now he can't hear me. Yeah, speak as a muted in here. Right. So you don't know what we're saying. I can hear you.

I can hear you through a, it's just lower. You don't know what we're saying. Can you handle the walk all the way over there to get Katie's stats? I was literally just asking like. You weren't asking. Show us the move. We're just doing these things. Show us the Marine.

Show us the Marine move. The Marine move. You do your Navy SEALs. Show the signals. Show the entire index. What does each sign. You do your Navy SEALs. Show the signals. Show the entire index. What does each sign mean? What is that? What is that one?

What is that one? Do the read. It's on the sheet. All right. Towards the bottom of the sheet, which is where your hand would be. Step a little bit to your right. All right. Yeah, we need to see the hand on the camera.

Okay. Do the read. Do the read. Move over a little bit still. We were literally just saying, oh, should we get Katie's stats on something? We're telling you to move over right now. Hey, Steven, look at me real quick. Look at me. Get me on the camera.

On it? Do the read, go get whoever we're talking about. You even understood what I was saying. You were communicating with me. I like this. Also, what about whenever i talk about like a sales thing i'm not supposed to talk about that's when i give you the eyes and you kind of yeah what do you do what are the eyes yeah oh those are good eyes but you're also tangentially aware and kind of right right it's on the same page oh she is she went and got herself come in here

katie come in here oh Katie, come in here. Oh, Katie's a listener. Fuck yes. I love Katie's stats. I need to talk to her about her stats real quick. Yes. Except for the one time I might have made her cry. I got chewed out once.

I remember that. I love her stats. She said, who? We've all made her cry. It's fine. Not me. I have not made her cry. Oh, it was also like I apologized almost immediately after.

Oh, yeah. You can sit over there if you'd like. Didn't I, Katie? I apologized almost immediately after. Yeah, you can sit over there if you'd like. And I, Katie, I apologized like right after. When I made you cry by accident. When I made you cry on the plane. Yeah, no, that was on me. I never blamed. She called, she said, fourth down incomplete,

and it was a completion that kept the game going on. So I thought I won the game, and she was like, oh, wait, they're still on the field. You're over that. Yeah, no. You cried on a PJ? We moved past it almost immediately. I got a ricochet shot when we posted the ad for a new producer.

They were like, deal with the drama and know what to say and not to say on the plane back. I was like, that's unnecessary. Those are high-stress games. I never officially. I'm just like Did you get rid of stats? Those are high stress games. I never officially. I'm just like not here to be phenomenal. What? Still stats with me.

Yeah. I'm just not. My drive is not to be content. So I'm like when stats, not stats, Katie. Oh, stats was a content. Katie's just Katie. Yeah. Well, I like whatever you want to do because I think you're very talented.

What are you right now? Great. Barstool Idol person who's been reading all the applications yeah so give us let's get let's do a preview because we're everyone's excited monday is going to be incredible okay they have so owen and nick have the link for the videos okay i think everyone i'm actually really excited about the group i sent an email this morning was like i'm here for questions we We added another person, I think, yesterday. 12? Yeah. Yep. I think everyone's talented.

We have some sketch people. We have some funny chicks. We have some people from Man on the Street. That's good. I'm excited. It's funny how bigger tits are. You do listen to this show, you know Nick is a misogynist. When you said funny chicks, he was like, that's an oxymoron. I did think that.

Well, I mean, there's a varying. I listened for this week because I knew if bars were going to be funny. Don't apologize for saying funny chicks. I'm not going to apologize. Don't do that. All right, wait. So, give a funny chick on the show. Kate. Katie, you and I are I know

It's out of love Alright fine Not gonna lie Brandon but your reaction to that was Kind of chick like I said when Casey was like oh I'm missing the episode You said we were best friends What did you say I said Casey was like bummed out missing the

episode for Omaha. I was like, well, they'll be happy Brandon's back, but they'll miss your tits more than his. That's true. That's a fact. Oh, there's Jerry. They won Damien look today. The cheater jersey. What a scumbag look. I love it. God damn it.

He's every jersey wrestler. Did you waste your money on another basketball goal when they're going to bring the other one back? They are? Yeah, they just moved it for the Yak. Oh, and it was destroyed, though. Oh, fuck. You need a fresh one.

I got a fresh one. Okay, all right. It was broken. It was like $350. Now we'll have two. Yeah, it was broken. Yeah. One half of it was, yeah.

No, the other half was... People were dunking on it. Okay. Sorry. Go back to what you was people were dunking on it. Okay. Sorry. Go back to what you're saying. And you configure this to that. Yeah. I just shared the document, the Dropbox with Che.

So he has the list of all the really bad videos. Thank you for doing all of this for us. No, Katie has been working her ass off for this. Yeah. She's great. And in payment, we're going to make you decide the final vote. No, no, no, no. Katie, you should

send away the first person that we randomly. No, I like the people. You spin the wheel. No. I was talking to one last night and he was like, oh, fuck this wheel. I'm like, yeah, I'm not happy about it either, but contest, contest. Well, how did he say that? I might put you on the wheel, Katie. One of the contestants said, fuck the wheel?

Not fuck the wheel, but he was like, that stresses me out. He's off. Take him off. Let's take him off the show. Oh. I'm kind of on his side. Do the IMT. Wait, wait, what happened?

Everybody is. The late edition one. I was on the phone last night answering questions, and he was like, off the wheel, stressing me out. Yeah. And I was like, yeah, no, me too. I'm not the biggest fan what time was he texting you about his stress

I said that right now the recent edition he was stressing me out I mean I got that from a bunch of people saying like it sucks but does the audience know our broadcast schedule with this thing yet that we're gonna have two shows basically I think we said it but let's say it again

yeah so alright so next week it's gonna be incredible so next week every day is gonna have the regular yak uh on monday we're introducing the entire list of contestants that is where we will eliminate someone within the first 10 minutes off the wheel they will just be sitting out there and it will just be like sorry see ya they know we know everyone's known for a very long time so i don't want to hear any well that's not fair and i hope that we eliminate someone who goes on to become like the next chris rock and they can start prepping for how they behave in the event of that happening right because this isn't network television they can do whatever they could pretty much it could fight all of us they can do whatever they want, pretty much. They could fight all of us. They can do whatever they want.

Yeah. Yeah. We should make sure that Mike and Pat are both here. Security guys. Yeah, well, they'll be forced off the premises. They could go to HQ, too. Telling you straight up. Where we give them a hotel and stuff?

Don't take the plane. Well, I would probably bring some handcuffs. Handcuff myself to Eric. That would be awesome. Yeah. That would be a good move. So 12 people on Monday. We'll do that, though.

The elimination will be every night. On Monday and Wednesday, it'll be at 7 p.m. live because Stanley Cup Finals is that night. And then on Tuesday and Thursday, it'll be 8 p.m. live. So we want to do 8 p.m every night for people in the midwest but because of the stanley cup uh final we wanted to they have a stream so we're not trying to run into that so 8 p.m on thursday night we will decide the next co-worker of ours wow and we're going to go from 12 to 1. Wow. There's going to be, we have a whole list of events. Is it going to be a good show?

What? Good show. It's going to be a great show. Great show. So we're doing the Yak every day out there. We're doing the Yak in here, and then the Elimination will be out there on the set. Got it.

So we also have to dress up. Fuck, what are we going to dress up as? We're meeting after this. Maybe War Boys from Mad Max. Probably War Boys. Oh, yes, definitely. We're dressing up for both shows every day? I ordered a tuxedo t-shirt just in case.

The night show. Okay. And then, Katie, so the 12 people you think are, like, would you say there are, could you see all 12 of them working here? That's a no. That was a no. Wow.

That was a nine, okay. Eight or nine, yeah. Okay. That's what I wanted to hear. Yeah. Because I want the first eliminations to be kind of easy. Yeah, there should be. I mean, listen, we've had a couple meetings about this.

It is going to ultimately kind of suck at points next week because we have to decide the fate of people who want their dream job. So that party's going to suck. We just have to put on our big boy pants. I know sometimes we're goofballs and we might want to Sanjaya this whole ordeal, but we have to work with the person. There is someone that if

we Sanjaya'd would be very funny. Yeah, you are right. I know two contestants, actually. Can we look at these auditions that didn't make it? Yeah, I think Che will know your guys' sense of humor better. That's why I... The worst.

Katie, Katie, Katie. He's more accustomed to it. He's oblivious to it. He gets worse by the day. Let's stop piling. He has the accustomed to it. He watches it. No. He's oblivious to it. He gets worse by the day. Let's stop piling. He has the length then. He's around it. Steven, you can play whatever one.

Katie, not a big deal, but could you bench press 185 if we asked you to? I could definitely leg press it. Well, that's not a bench press. You think that's an option? It's not. That's actually kind of badass. It's pretty low. Yeah.

I don't think I could bench press it. All right. Just saying. All right, just say it. All right, let's roll some clips. What was that, Stephen Che? I just held up one finger, like one. What do you think it was?

I love the idea that Stephen knows our sense of humor. Fair enough. He's around it. He's around it. Yeah. Stephen, I can tell Stephen's actually taking a little L with his bench press.

Yeah, he's moving. Oh, he should. Hey, I said as soon as I – I said I wasn't going to be able to do 185. He was right. He knew he wasn't. He hasn't benched in a while. I'm telling you, next Monday I'll be able to do 185. But I feel like you should be able to do 185.

Probably, yeah. I look at you, you should be able to do 185. You're a big guy. Yeah. I got guns. Yeah, but so why couldn't you do it? Work. Yeah, use them.

Things are jammed. Because I haven't benched with weights in a long time. Steven, I'm not trying to make it a competition between me and you. I haven't bench pressed maybe in my life. I haven't bench pressed in a very long time. Yeah, but you're fucking huge. We're about the same. I mean, your arms are. We're about the same. I mean, your arms are bigger than mine.

Damn right. This is high school shit. This is debating. You guys are loving this so much. I love it. Anymore. I just wanted to do it. You started this whole thing, KB.

Yeah, I wanted to do it. I didn't want this to happen. No, I agree with you, Steven. All right, here we go. This is who? This is a guy's submission. We'll see what this is. What is this?

It's Kyle. Wait, what the fuck? This guy submitted him. That was his application? Wait, what? Oh, this was actually submitted? Yes. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Okay. I don't want to film this anymore. I no longer. Oh, whoa. Oh, no. Oh, no. Okay. I don't want to film this anymore. I don't want to film this anymore. I no longer... Oh, no. Oh, God. I didn't know this. I'll...

Yeah. What the fuck? Kyle, did you know that was submitted? I didn't know it was submitted. Bro, you could have totally messed me up if you wanted to. So that guy left after picking you up. He's like, I can work at Barstool. Oh, thanks for sparing me. He was cool. It was after the live show. He's like, I can work at Barstool. Oh, thanks for sharing.

He was cool. It was after the live show. He was, but yeah. Nice. That was it. Did it make it? Give him some bedside manner. What, did he fuck me up?

He wanted to. Who else we got, Che? Or TJ? That was it? That was it? I slacked him a few of the best ones. Che, what do you mean that's all? That was all? I know they him a few of the best ones. Che, what do you mean that's all? That was all?

None of them are going to be embarrassing either. Or like, purposeful ones. We also got some gifts from our glassblower friend. What? Oh, hell yes. Let's dig into those. Wait, that was the only video? I'm so confused.

I'm looking at it. I thought you had a whole document. She did, yeah. Did you just want to embarrass my boy? That's not cool. In his defense, that was the first one I sent him. I was like, make sure you get that. Thank you.

Oh, you're not doing anything wrong, kid. You cannot do no wrong. For all the boys, please use it live. Oh, it's a bong. Oh, no. It's got to be. Yeah. That could be something.

Wait a minute. It could be a hammer. It could be a hammer. It could be. I think it's a penis. Oh, ceramic bouquet of flowers, maybe. Any hair dryer? Yeah, it could be.

Look at that. Hair dryer. Good call. Yeah, like a hotel one. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Oh, and here's... Shout out to our guy Nessie Glass on Instagram.

Nessie Glass. It is a hair dryer. Wow. It's a big fucking bowl. It's a big bowl? I think it's a... It might be a bubbler. What is that? But it's not. That's just a... bowl. It's a big bowl? I think it's a... It might be a bubbler. What is that?

That's just a... No, that's a bowl. It's a big bowl. That's a lot less penisy than I thought. Oh, my God. I don't even know where... I don't know if you'd put water... You could put water in this.

Gandalf pipe. Yeah. This is sick. How's it hitting? You could spell full sentences with your smoke rings with those things. Yeah. It says the yak right here. Can you zoom in? I don't know if we can see it. How's it hitting? You can spell full sentences with your smoke rings with those things. Yeah. It says the yak right here.

Can you zoom in? I don't know if we can see it. Our zoom technology is brazy. There it is. Yep. Yep. There it is. See that?

Yak. And it says 10X right here. No kidding. It's got a little mushroom cap over here. Why does it say messy? Are we messy? He's messy. Oh, messy.

Yeah, messy. This is... Do you have any tobacco? We do have to smoke. Let's smoke. Let's fucking rip it. I just fucking... Rip this and show up to my son's birthday party? Fuck yeah.

That is a great piece. Or just present it to him as a present in front of all the other parents. Yeah. Might as well double check it, no? Yeah, I mean, we should see if it works. Probably. That's true. Does anybody have a loud pack?

Are we... Is there more in there? No, that was it Ain't no way That was it Ain't no way That's a sick piece Alright so we got more videos

Go to birddogs by the way Birddogs.com We haven't Yak I'm wearing my birddogs right now We haven't spun the wheel yet Oh fuck We should just spin the fuck Should we add

I think someone has to take a monster rip Yeah a monster rip A Yeah, a monster rip. A monster rip on the wheel. I'd be fine if that replaced food. Oh, well, it's not food anymore. Oh, fuck. All right, so just put its double rips. So put monster rip on the wheel.

Instead of double rips? Yeah. I have some tobacco verde on my desk. Wait, what's Chase Wild? I don't know what Chase Wild is. We use that as a substitute. I mean, it's duplicative if Nick got it. Yeah.

Or we both got KB's Wild, but then after you did it, KB was like, we should change the person. So I'm okay not doing it. Yeah, so change Chase Wild to Monster Rip. Yeah. And then you paste in the weed emoji or smoke emoji. That would be nice. It would be cool if you did that.

I would like that. Because then we could remember that that's what we're supposed to do. What percentage of the world speaks English? At least a little bit. What would you guys say? At least a little bit. 94? I think.

I always got to remember. No. I think it's very low. You got to remember China. So many Chinese in India. Yeah, but don't they. 26. You can get by speaking English in like major Chinese cities.

Is it 26? They speak a little bit of English. 26? Probably. 26 actually sounds. 26 sounds right. What are the major... A lot of those places...

England, America, Canada, Australia... I mean, England colonized a lot of places. UK, South Africa. There's a billion people in China. Like Dave Matthews. New Zealand. India. I don't hate...

No, India. They speak Indian. They speak English, too. India. I don't hate. No, India. They speak Indian. They speak English, too. Lower. Yeah. I don't think a lot of them are poor. A lot of them are 18. I think that's primarily English-speaking.

That's English first language. Right. That's English first. Like, the percentage of places you can speak. No, I know. I think that is just anyone. No, it's native. Native?

Yeah. So what about Chinese? What percentage of the population can speak English? That's a better question. That's probably... I think it's still low. I might hit it right on the head. You think it's still low?

Yes. I think it's higher than... You guys are forgetting about... There's like all of Africa. Three billion people in India. There's so many poor people who don't have the resources to learn a new language. What is it? So Mandarin is approximately 16% of the planet.

Okay. Damn, I feel dumb. I mean, I know Mandarin, so it's not a big deal. What's the next besides Mandarin? Spanish? Yeah. Right? Arabic. Yeah. Right? Arabic.

Arabic. English. Oh, yeah. Arabic. Hindi. Top. How do we get here? I'm just saying.

I don't know. These are pretty much, when you see someone in New York and then they start speaking a different language, they're pretty much not a waste to you. Chad is saying check the box. Check what? The box. Check what? The box. That box? Oh no. How would the chat know? What does chat know?

Check the box. Is there no other videos? Is there a draw in there? There's a lot of other videos. It's just a huge folder of videos. Just click a random one. Just click a random one. We got another piece. Oh, he sent something for Brandon. Oh, finally. Brandon got something. Oh, this is nice. Brandon, I don't know why I'm opening it.

It's yours. Hell yes. Oh, Brandon. Oh, man. Whoa. Hell yes, dude. What's that guy? What's that guy?

Oh, that's messy. Fuck that guy. I can suck my dick. He forgot to make Brandon a necklace the first time. Right. He's made you all something. I'm not taking this pity fucking glass. All right, let's open it, and you don't get it no matter what it is. Fuck that glass. I fucking glass. All right. Let's open it and you don't get it no matter what it is.

Fuck that glass. I don't care what that glass is. All right. You don't get it no matter what it is. All right. Owen can have it. No, it's going to Ben Mintz. Is that it ever in the corner, Owen?

Yeah. Two things came out of that. Brandon, that was rude. I know. It felt good though, didn't it? It felt really good. If you give it back to me, I'm going to smash it. I have a cowbell over there. Can I smash it with the cowbell? No felt really good. If you give it back to me, I'm going to smash it.

I have a cowbell over there. Can I smash it with the cowbell? No. Not yours anymore. Yeah, it's not yours. You relinquished it. I will, but wouldn't it be cool to see me? It would be cool. Let's see what it is first.

What if it's something really cool? Like a marble. Marbles are sick. Yeah. If it's a marble, we can't smash it. A marble. I don't think we should smash any of this. Marble's the easiest thing for a glassmaker to make.

Keep it on, Owen. He's struggling. I can make a marble. Keep it on. Come on, Owen. You got this. There's tape somewhere. You're forgetting the tape.

He's got it. You didn't do the tape. I'm going to go to the middle, too. Oh, no. I think these are just parts for the tobacco, maybe. Look at Malasek. He's just a fucking good-looking dude who wouldn't have a threesome. You got a pacifier?

A little baby pacifier. Baby Brandon. I don't want this. Oh, don't. No, you forgot me. This guy rules. And that's funny. That's funny.

Put on the pacifier. I gotta put on the pacifier. Don that's funny. Put on the pass. I gotta put on the pacifier. You're gonna break it. Don't break it. I respect this move. Put it in your mouth. Your little passy. Oh, he actually sent a super cool Tommy Walker one.

I'm gonna hold on to this. I would like for Tommy to have it. Tommy Walker necklace. I do need to take that to Tommy. I would like for Tommy to have it. A Tommy Walker necklace. Save it for Tommy. I do need to take that to Tommy. Oh, save it for Tommy Walker. What does it say in there? It's Tommy Walker.

Oh, that's sick. Look what you did, Brandon. Suck on the pacifier. Suck on the pacifier. Suck on the pacifier, you little baby. I don't want to do parent privilege, but I would like to take that and give it to you. Suck on the pacifier and we'll give it to you. What's up?

No, no, no. You're going to break it with a cowbell. Yeah. give it to you. Suck on the pacifier and we'll give it to you. No, no, no. You're going to break it with a cowbell. No, keep going. Suck on it. I won't say it in my mouth, I don't have to. Yeah. It'd be winning. Oh, man. Another thing? More?

Yeah, R.I.P.p rasslin oh no way messy rules messy is the king what's his instagram shouted out again messy glass messy glass this guy is no let me see it that's motivation oh that looks cool let's zoom in here right here No, let me see it. That's motivation. Oh, that looks cool. Let's zoom in here, right here. This won't zoom in? There it is.

R.I.P. Rasslin. He is so talented. I don't understand. Like, we should have him come in and we should do some. We should glass blow. In this studio. Yeah. He's super dangerous.

Yeah. Trolled fires. Molten glass. Hmm? That's cool, Brandon. Anything to say to Messi, Brandon? Yeah. Thank you for my son's jewelry. Tommy Walker necklace.

Okay, so go to BurtDogs.com. Use the promo code YAK. That was all inside the ad. Long ad. Yeah. Basically the best joggers out there. I wear them nonstop. Everyone always asks me what joggers I'm wearing.

That might not be true. Joggers are good. The shorts are great. Shorts are great. Joggers are great. Shirts are great. Shirts are great. On the joggers, they have Zippers on the pockets

So you can put your messy glass in there They're the best Should we spin the wheel? Yeah Why do we not play any more videos? I'm so confused I am floored Go to the part of my take studio

Shit Did he already do it? Oh Alright just keep an eye on it Jerry said he's gonna do 185 I wanna see that Jerry can definitely do 185 Jerry can probably do like

I want everyone to do 185 Yeah every grown man Should be able to do 185 That'd be great If the whole office could And Steven can't Look at Jerry He really is Steven has

Next Monday Biggest Steven could do other things better than us I'm giving him the bench 185 on Monday He's jersey and his fucking sunglasses Oh shit His sunglasses Oh

If he can't do it I would be shocked I don't know Come on Jerry Wait What is he doing? Nothing but a peanut. He's a shorter arm guy. Yeah, buddy.

I feel like Jerry could. Oh, no. Oh, boy. Oh, no. Oh, he didn't go. I'm not giving. No, no, no, no. Oh, no.

You didn't tell him. He didn't go down. Make the news to him, Steven. That's going to be tough. Uh-uh. Not even close. I mean. P to him, Steven. That's going to be tough. Uh-uh. Not even close. I mean. PFT knows, too.

I know. He does know. Let's get Jerry. Jerry. No. No. Jerry. No.

Come here. That wasn't it. You didn't go down. You didn't go down. You hit the chest. Oh, you want to go all the way down? Yeah. No problem.

That's why you lift it. No, no, no, no. Chest. Got to hit the chest. Yeah. I don't know what kind of bench you guys are doing. Don't bounce off the chest. What kind of bench are you doing?

Don't bounce off the chest, but get right to it. Well, listen, this is my first time in seven years. All right. Well, yeah, this is my first time in 15 years. So go all the way down the chest. Yeah. Makes it harder. He is right.

He is right He is right That's the point I love Jerry He's so fucking funny The BFT's just Alright back to work It looked like it was going to fall BFT wearing bird dogs as well

Bird dog shorts Yes he is You can get them with liner or He's wearing bird dogs as well. Bird dog shorts. Yes, he is. You can get them with liner or this is all the best bird dog ad we've ever done. Maybe send this to him, Stephen Che. Yep. The entire thing. I like no liner on the joggers. Is that a replay?

You can order them either way. I haven't started doing what you did with the... No. Yeah, that works. There you go. I count that. There you go. Oh, oh, oh. Oh.

There you go. There it is. Now we can. There it is. Now we can. Steven, any new milestones from the little one? What's going on? Youngest one, a little over a year, walking a little bit.

Yeah. That's it right there. That's allowed. That's allowed. That's a fucking fan right there. Look at that. Look at that. Beast.

Oh, PFT. He's back on it. Stop banging me. Steven? Oh, yeah. He didn't do any. Yeah, it wasn't. Circle back next week.

He's a tank. I mean, everyone has done it, Steven. Katie said she could do it with her legs. That's true. She did. Do we have any other videos? We do. There's so many.

I'm fine with just playing any of them. They're quick videos, right? Yeah. We can just blow through them. They suck. They suck. Wheel first or videos first? Wheel.

Wheel it. Thank you for the smoke emojis, TJ. Oh, boys. All right. Sick. Oh, boy. We can't even. It's by Nick.

I can do it Monday, but that's the. Oh, no. We can't do it Monday but like that's the we can't do it during Idol it doesn't have to be immediate does it? let's give him time give me a week to prep it's actually perfect after Idol week

yes I'm going all out there also is a day in Idol week where they're not on the day we can talk after this we won't need a week I'm going all out. There also is a day in Idle Week where they're not on the day. We can talk after this. Okay, no, but we'll probably. We won't need a week. So let's do it. Oh, we have to spin who I'm doing it to.

Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. That changes a lot. That's true. And then we should do it on, let's say, the Wednesday before July 4th. Because remember, we have Case Race on that Monday that we're taping. Yes. So we probably don't want to do it Tuesday.

All right, I'm cutting zero corners on this. Somebody's going to have to build me a rube. What? It's fair. We should maybe even tape it and run it like July 4th week. Yeah, we could. Thought. Yeah, we could.

Honest to the people. During, we could. I thought. Yeah, we could. Bonus for the people. Just do it during the case race. What? Oh! I don't want to taint that. What if we did it after the case race? Drunk? Well, the case race only takes about...

Four hours. That's like 90 minutes. What, were we an hour? Yeah, like 45 minutes tops. Are we doing a show Friday, July 1st? No. So then if so, we could just air that. Oh, yeah, let's do it then. Yeah, yeah, perfect. It? No. So then if so, we could just air that.

Oh, yeah, let's do it then. KP's Wild should be taped and edited. Yes, perfect. Yes, because then we could do a lot of different things with it. All right, so big two weeks for Yak fans. Next week, Barstool Idol. Then the following week on Thursday, June 30th, is the second case race. And on Friday, July 1st is KB's Wild featuring Nick.

That's right. Hosted by Nick. Given to someone. Yeah. We got to spin that real quick. Let's just do it. Let's do one spin. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

One spin. One spin. Whoever lands on, that's who it gets. Are booth guys in it? Yep. Why am I? Oh, this is good. I like this.

That was wild. I like this. Hey. That's fine. That's fine. But why was I on there twice? Wait, what? Oh, yeah, he was.

Oh. Making up for lost time. It's taken Brandon one full year to realize he's been on every real thing. He's been doubled up. He has trained his mind to only see his name. By the way, Stephen, was there a brief second yesterday when someone was like, this is the greatest prank you've ever pulled, Big Cat, to make Stephen believe he's the commissioner of Mike Trout's Fantasy League?

I did see that. Was there one second where you were like, oh, no. That would be diabolic. It would have been the most diabolical. It's too many phone numbers. Right. It would have been the most diabolical thing. Yes. And you have to think maybe I did it. That never occurred to me. What is it? Like eight track phones that you

have to buy? Yeah. Pretty easy. It's just having eight friends in different parts of the country. Yeah. Not that hard. I guess that's true. I'm not too worried about it. Ask him to send a picture of a photo of them holding today's newspaper. You guys got to admit, though, doing the pretending Shane Bieber's in it

so that Steven would think it's Justin Bieber. That's a pretty good move by me. Oh, so he's not in it? None of these guys are. Oh. It's totally not real. Oh, shit. I was debating.

Miles Trout. Tommy Pham didn't even slap Jock Peterson. Okay. That was all part of my. I looked him up. He's the first Vietnamese MLB. Literally, I concocted the entire story just for this moment. I like that. Imagine if I paid off Tommy Pham to slap Jock Peterson to get Stephen Shea a month later. Imagine.

That would be crazy. It would be quite crazy, man. That would require a level of genius that I. It would be a man who's really out to get his friends. I was debating sending some guff text this morning. Some guff? Yeah, send some text. Send away, brother. That's your group chat. He had two home runs last night,

which is a lot, I know. There we go. So I was gonna... Wait, wait, wouldn't it be... There's a word to describe it. Two home runs? Mm-hmm. Two homers?

That would be a couple. Couple means two. He still doesn't know that. Fair, fair, fair. But yeah, I was going to send something like, oh, you know, a lot of people tagging me in this, giving me credit for, you know, freeing up your mind now that you're not a commissioner. I'm not going to necessarily believe that, but. Say that to him,

say it. Would that hurt? Send that text. I was going to, they're all like a lot of West coast guys. So I forgot I had to do something right before this. Um, but yeah,

they're pro athletes. They're up. They're up. Send the text on the, now they are. Yeah. Send it now. Yeah.

Okay. What are you saying? Um, I'll have to craft it. Yeah. Craft it right now But that was the general theme Yeah Steven craft it on air Let's craft

I love the amount to imagine like Chase sitting down and writing for a group chat What he's going to text Takes out a quill pen Yeah Honey Just running bits Honey grab my ink I have to craft a text to the players in my league

Katie's just been like why are we not playing more I have to craft a text to the players in my league. Katie's just been like, why are we not playing more games? I am so confused. Why we can't just click them. Okay, who's this? Also, what is the mic? Stanko, just close the door. We're hearing people in the hallway. Yeah, there it is.

Hello, Barstool Sports. Hey. I just thought you should feast your eyes on the investment opportunity of a lifetime. I like this guy. Me, baby. Oh. Jake fucking Shagnon. Wait a minute.

A.K.A. Porn Master. Oh, what the fuck? A.K.A. Jakester180 at AOL.com. A.K.A. Cheese Man. A.K.A. Jake Farts. I was thinking to myself the other day, I thought, hmm, Jake, you know how to eat pizza. You know how to lose thousands of dollars gambling on golf. You should work at Barstool Sports.

Where does his beard start? Where do his nipples start? And I thought to myself, yeah, I should fucking work at Barstool Sports. Where does his beard start? Where do his nipples start? And I thought to myself, yeah. I should fucking work at Barstool Sports. I golf. I might as well be Jake Does Sports. Fuck Bob. Bob sucks. Jake's in.

Who's Bob? Who's Bob? Who's Bob? Is Bob Does Sports? He doesn't work for us. Okay. Smart man leading with the BMI instead of the GPA. Oh, yeah.

That's good. What did you guys think? What was his last name? Farts. Fartsman? Sounded like it. Are all the auditions like that? Yeah.

All right, yeah. The amount of them that read, like, dating apps are mind-blowing. What was your favorite one that didn't make the cut? Who was an honorable mention? Of funny video or someone who was probably good enough to come in? Either one. Either or. Anyone try on a video?

I thought they were going to be showcasing their skills. If you want to pull up... As did I. There's a girl we... That was just explaining that he would like working. Yeah. Yeah. No, a lot of them were like dating apps

that were like a drink more than insert, bet more than this, better than this. Yeah. Chicks like me. It's not Tinder. Okay. But... All right, guys.

Okay. I feel like we have like four of them. Wait, what's that? Oh fuck nevermind That's awesome What'd he do? He just flipped it off That was his application

Yeah Fully blank but that Fuck yeah How'd he not make it? Talent Okay What do you mean Katie? You had a mullet

Fair enough We have Lee Yeah Alright guys Whoa Today we're gonna to review Steelers' 2021 schedule. I can't really listen to this. Oh, my God.

That was like a Connor O'Malley bit. What? I mean, it's good that these are not on Barstool Idol. Oh, I like that guy's look. The good old COVID stuff. That's a black man. A little beard. I haven't shaved in like a week.

That's funny. Well, I'm good for Barstool. I think just the base of the fact of my diversity. I mean, it's kind of loud. I'm a Notre Dame and a Dallas Cowboys fan. That's the first. I'm the two biggest made fun of sports franchises in the football. What's wrong with his voice?

Is he doing black larynx? Yeah. Tommy Smokes on the fancy. I'm graduating with a PR major. I help run Dayton Men's Basketball social media account. We already have Dukes. I also took two classes on how to edit podcasts and how to edit videos. Is he wasted?

So I'm pretty good with that. He'd actually be perfect on part of my take. The main part of the video is his diversity. After this, it's a little bit down. I like that he didn't stand up. Yeah. Oh, he needs it bad. Do I really want to work here?

Hey, motherfuckers. Oh, fuck yes. A couple things. Don't call my fucking cell phone number because I'm north of 60 and my cell phone doesn't fucking work. So if you want me on your fucking team you better fucking just send me

a fucking DM or something. I kind of like this. Pretty fucking easy going Canadian guy here. Hey, you fucking hosers. I think that you guys could use a little bit of fucking Canada in your lives. I see what goes on at that fucking place

and it's pretty fucking crazy. Need to have some little level-headedness going into this fucking thing. So I figured I'll give her a fucking shot. Not much scares me, especially you crazy bastards. Dave,

we all know that you can't hit a fucking change up and I have that from good authority from one of your former teammates what's his mouth doing so you better fucking work on that I can't hit a fucking change up either so don't be looking at me um

fuck I don't even know what else to say to you crazy fucking clowns down there what the fuck is going on what is going on Um, fuck, I don't even know what else to say to you crazy fucking clowns down there. What the fuck is going on? What is going on? I love this guy. I fucking am awesome. And that's about it.

I'm not sure if I can handle this other shit, but nothing pales in comparison to the big fella here. So, this is about all you're going to get out of me for now. All right. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Jesus. Katie, were you counting curse words?

I had like 28. This is, all right, so Katie. He was the best one. Katie, you know, like the stories about, like the moderators on Facebook

that get PTSD because they watch such horrific videos? Yeah. Take them down. I think that's you now. You had to watch all of these. I know a girl who interned submissions too and there was like a million of those. You need a Congressional Medal of Honor or something.

How many submissions were there for Barstool Idol? For this round, about 8,000. Oh my gosh. It gets better. We also got the last round for we put for Dave's Guys. We got all of those, too. So I think in total. Oh, you had to go through Dave's Guys submissions?

Maybe. That's going to be amazing. Maybe you are a hero. Yeah, I know a girl who works at Google, and daily they have to go to therapy to just cleanse what they watch because she's going through stuff that's getting flagged. Yeah. You should be talking to somebody

about some of the stuff you're watching. There's some ones I don't think we can even show because there's like nudity or. What kind of nudity? Yeah, what kind of nudity? Oh, fuck. I don't think we can. TJ, can we show that one? Say the part. Do you know what, Katie? We have. Butts and balls? A few balls.

Balls? I can do that. I'm sending you balls. Why did somebody send you? What were the balls? What were the balls? There was a man balls. Balls? I can do that. I'm sending you balls? Why did somebody send you balls? What were the balls? What were the balls? There was a man wearing a swimsuit, and they were, like, sticking out. Oh, God. Did he know they were sticking out? We can't. Yeah, he rearranged them.

He did a whole episode on a ball. It was on the left, the right. That was not just a ball. That was a ball, and it was a large ball. Is it Roan's friend? No. No. Oh.

Yep. Sweet Potato Pat. Yeah, no, you're right, though, Steven. You're right about the episode. But that wasn't the guy who did the barstool item. Ruiz doesn't exist. Yeah. Yeah.

Roan's friend doesn't exist. Okay. Well, yeah, he does. I've met him. You never saw his ball. I've seen his ball. No, you're just part of Roan. I'm not doing it.

Oh, I've seen Roan's ball. I'm not falling into this trap again. Ruiz? He didn't show. I have seen, I've met Ruiz. I thought he was in prison. He didn't show. I part. Ruiz? You didn't show. I have seen, I've met Ruiz. I thought he was in prison. You didn't show. I partied with him the night that he ended up getting arrested and going to prison.

It was awesome. Katie, by the way, we do actually have a therapy dog that we could get you. Oh, Georgia? Yeah. It was a cute looking dog. I think it was a golden. Oh. What the?

Yep. No. Oh, no, that's dog. I think it was a golden. Oh. What the? Yep. No. Oh, no. That's awesome. I missed it. What was it? I was disgusted. Nick, you would like this, I think.

That's fucking funny. Rocking it out. Yeah. Now that. That guy said that to you? That is fucking funny. Will you give him back for like a second interview version of that? The other one.

Do that again. With his balls completely out. Jesus. We can't show that. That was crazy. That rock. Show that again.

It would be way more convenient to shit in the water. He was like, I'm going to shit on the ground. This move is a lot harder than it looks. It propelled. Oh, yep.

I don't even think he meant to jump in. No. He just propelled. He just propelled. Oh, fuck. That's fucking funny. That is humor. That, fuck. That's fucking funny. That is humor.

That was funny. The one that's really throwing me off still is the Steeler schedule one. He was pretending he came on it. The lotion was supposed to be calm. I was out of breath. I wish you hadn't filled in those blanks for me. Yeah, I didn't know that. He had lotion on like an old lady on the schedule.

Oh, no. Tatum played really, really well. Oh, this is a submission? Okay, cool. Mark Smart played pretty fucking... All right, yeah, an agreeable guy. He's agreeing. Was it the moment too big for Tatum?

Here we go. Uh-huh. Here we go. Shit. Hey, do you want to keep doing Jimbo Bloomer? Here we go. Oh. Shit. Hank, do you want to keep doing jibber-jabber? And you saw this, like, out of the... It was right in front of my face. We were on a Zoom.

I had to stop the podcast and be like, turn off your camera, because I don't want to see this anymore. For a second, I just thought Hank was preaching. He was just... That's a good submission. He'll never make it all right do you have any other face that he does well we have the trailer we got it down dude liam got the

funniest clip ever where he i don't want to like laugh at billy right now because he actually is like gonna be reprimanded but he was he got drunk this this happens a lot, but a month ago, we were recording on a Thursday night, and he got drunk and forgot we had to record. And we're like, we're about to record. And he went to a bank, literally an ATM, to record from his phone where there was the ATM behind. And Liam was like, dude, it's very clear that you're drunk at an ATM. And he was like, no, this is fine. He's like, they won't see it. He's getting cash for a blow.

Yeah. Yeah. Jesus. This guy, Billy. I guess he wrote a blog saying sorry. Oh, did he? Yeah. But I just skimmed it, and it looked like the exact text that he sent us.

So we'll see. You want to read it in Georgia's voice? Maybe with Brandon. Bill Weed. Pacifier. Yeah, yeah. All right, pull up the blog. Brandon, you're going to read it.

I'm not going to read it. No, in dog voice. I don't have a dog. Who is Georgia? I haven't been here for Georgia. What's Georgia? It was a dog submission that we made Owen read in dog voice. Oh, I'm not doing dog voice, but I will suck on the pacifier.

Do it in baby voice. Okay, ready? What's baby voice? If I'm talking to a baby, I can do that. To the AWOLs. Okay. I have to hold my teeth on the pacifier. Take it out.

Yeah, take it out. It's a privilege to be on PMT, and it's a slap in the face to those I work with and those who listen. I do not show more responsibility. Today is one of those days I would try not to read the replies. They are going to be rightfully tough. Truth hurts. That's truth.

Truth hurts, and I am going to take my medicine. That's not good because alcohol is his medicine. I am sorry for my actions. And the disrespect I show Dan, PFT, Hank, Memes, Jake, Liam, and Evan, as well as everyone else at the company and those who listen to the content by merch or simply exist. He's just talking about humanity. Humanity at large. Alright, well that's fine.

Actions speak louder than words, but I need to I actually don't want to read this. I'm at a point right now where I'm still mad. No, I'm at a point where I'm still mad. I don't like the way he used it. I'm going to let you deal with it. Alright. Sorry again. KB, by the way, When you asked about the pathological lying We asked him why he was drunk

And he said he was Hosting clients He said Why were you not around this week He said I was entertaining clients And that was just that he got free tickets To a Yankees game from game time He wasn't with anyone from game time

Again that is like a defensive lie To help yourself Right but it's also like that he got free tickets to a Yankees game from game time. He wasn't with anyone from game time. Again, that is like a defensive lie to help yourself. Right, but it's also like a pathological lie. Yes, yes. There's forms. Why would you even say that? Yeah. Wild. All right, anything else?

I'm excited for Monday. Monday, I know. Monday's going to be incredible. We have a trailer. Oh, yeah. Oh. Katie, sincere thank you. Thank you so much for all of the hard work.

I think half the week is done. I like everyone's coming in. I think we're going to have some good people. If it goes well, then at the end of it. It'll go well. If it doesn't go well, it's not your fault. You did all you could. Either way, thank you for getting us to this point.

You are in the clear. I know it's been a lot of work. And it's... Lost a lot of brain cells. 8,000 videos. Not all of them had videos. Some had text. Some had videos.

But yeah, there's a lot of applications. You see that guy pooping again? Yeah, I want to see him one more time. That shit was funny. That was just classic. I wish... Is there sound on the video? It's like his friend's laughing. Just tuck your legs and you'll poop.

Oh, that was phenomenal sound. Wait, was his friend explaining how to poop? Yeah. He was right, though. All it took. I can't watch it. Being a dude is awesome. It really is.

Oh, it's so good. Hey, man, if you tuck your legs, you'll poop. Like, that right there is a seminal moment in those guys' friendship. Yes. We're going to talk about forever, and I'm so jealous. I hope that that wasn't a pre- That was a save. I hope that they did that for this.

I do, too. And it wasn't already saved. All right, I need to show off. They rented a cabin to make that video. Damn. Okay. Are we a cabin to make that video. Damn. Okay. Are we doing trailer? Oh, yeah.

We have the trailer? Oh. You trust that? Yeah. That seemed pretty cut and dry. Part of the show. Talking up data. Is it frozen?

Oh, no way. It's a pillar of the act. This is our point. We got our points. Can we bring Tommy Walker in and send somebody home based on vibes? You guys have to vote these people off. You can't be their friends. Slow banana.

Ratings. Did that change your mind, Hank? Let's give them an A, and if it breaks, they're eliminated. One by one, all 12, and then you wheel one of them off after. Let's do it before they introduce themselves, so we'll assign them numbers. They don't even get to say their name. I'm going to throw this out there. So do we just eliminate one full team on Tuesday night?

I mean, Dave hated me when I got hired. He hated Nick when he got hired. What? There's one person that we can invite, and it's... Yes. Yes. Yeah. I'm very excited. I'm excited, too.

It's going to be incredible. So, again, we'll be regular yak and then elimination at night. Quiggs is going to be working his ass off doing – I think Quiggs and Chuck are working on social stuff all week where there's going to be recaps. So if you miss a day, you'll be able to catch back up. Also, please subscribe to the Yak YouTube. We have to make some subscriptions, like the like and subscribe,

because we've stalled. Yeah. Also, I think – I don't know if it's important to say, but we'll be doing it on the Yak, but everybody else will be helping everybody else will be helping too like oh yeah doing a lot of barstool content correct there are they're gonna they're gonna be uh you you'll see but basically the gist of the week is it's gonna start out and they're all gonna be kind of uh working their way through content and then by you know day three we're gonna immerse them in everyone I'm everyone. I'm not, yeah, I'm not going to say anything. But everyone else will be involved, too.

A lot of people in the office. Whole thing. Whole big thing. You have to watch the game with Frank. Elephant's coming. What? Mm-hmm. Well done.

We do the ads. Yeah, we do the ads. We, brother, we kill the ads. Sasha just gave us all COVID, so Idle Week is canceled. I'm hurting over here. That would be so sass. No, it's not COVID. I don't think it's COVID, at least.

You keep on following it up. You keep on following your it's not COVID with at least it's not. I don't think. It doesn't feel like COVID. It feels like I have a cold or a sinus infection. That's how COVID is these days. Yeah. Okay.

See everyone next week. All right. Have a great weekend. See everyone on Monday. Have a good weekend, everybody. Get excited for Idol.