The Yak - The Boys Have a Feast Before They Fast | The Yak 9-20-22

Episode Date: September 20, 2022

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Hey, Yak listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. That's time to stock shop and do a Yankees pop. It's the act. It's the act. What up, Ben? Sorry, at the end of Pick Central. I appreciate our sponsors Fireball. I knocked over a Fireball bottle.

People are going to think I fell off the wagon. I got Fireball all over every inch of me right now. It's got a pungent. At least you didn't spill it into your lips. Yeah. Shorts is bad. Are you afraid your pores are going to absorb some of that? I think we're going to be all right.

Okay. Yeah, it smells pungent, but that's Fireball. It's a good drink. I'm just trying to warm up the act for you. I appreciate you, bud. I appreciate you, brother. And it's a quality bottle, so it's not going to break. You might get a little fireball everywhere.

I'm like two for 30 on fist pumps on this show, by the way. Where is everybody? Yeah, that's a great question. Kyle is here. Brandon. Kyle is here as well. Kyle has a new stuffed animal that looks like him and has his voice in it. Have you seen it?

No. You squeeze it. It just goes, yow! He just keeps up. There he is. Is that a suit bag? Brother. Is your food in a suit bag?

Yeah, I couldn't find any other bags. Where are we veiling them? Until later? I think we're waiting until... Mine is arriving at 1. Is the show on? It is on, yeah. We'll wait until... It started a little late

because Ben Mintz was on the ground. I thought we were supposed to make it a secret. It's just supposed to be the veiled bag and you just... Yeah, it's just in the bag. But you're not going to be able to tell mine it. What is in front of us? What are these? It might be from Content Kim. Those are from me. That's from you? Oh, is that your drink?

I wanted to start the show off with some Bahama Mamas. Oh, you did get the Bahamas. Okay, fuck yeah. I'm going to have one right now. A-H-A-M-A-S. Good shit. I got to get loose. Mostly rum.

Allow me? Yes, please. There's one for each of you. My food's not going to get here until 1.15. Sorry, guys. That's fucked up, man. Kyle and Milo, that's that one? No.

Is that a booze in it? Does it? Who knows? Yes, we have our food coming Where's Brandon? I don't know Brandon's making a big stink Is he making a big stink?

Well he brought Rasslin back He did incredibly Yeah Over 100k already In like 12 hours 940 940? Yeah

I guess he didn't get the green light He went behind the back Yeah Was he raising a stink win? He ran a red To fire that 100K. That's pretty fucked up that he's bettering the... He's giving us all job security by another hit show.

What a dickhead. Sick of him. He'll tell you it depends who's back. Also, if it says 140K on the YouTube, that means that it's way more. Probably at 200. Yeah, like 200. I didn't know they were doing that.

Oh yeah. It delays pretty aggressively. Don't get into the habit. I log into Owens to look at hours. I just look at that now. I'm kind of blowing up on MyFitnessPal. You're going viral on MyFitnessPal? Yeah.

What are they seeing? Your incline benches? I've been logging like crazy. It's the food track, right? It's a volume game. It's like TikTok. Oh, yeah. They're not like trying bits or anything.

They just love you. When I do like a bowl of like a steak bowl with rice and all that shit, I'll log each ingredient individually instead of as a whole. Oh, yeah. You do that consistently? So I'm on a lot of people's main page. Do you do that like every day? No. That shit is exhausting. Yeah, yeah. you do you do that like every day uh no that shit is exhausting yeah

i tried to do that once in your food journal with hashtag fyp you have to not be a lazy person to even like want to use it yeah i try to use it and just to make it easier i would just eat package stuff oh yeah that's what i was oh yeah there's so many things that you can't find the nutritional values you guess you're probably always wrong. We're so far off. Anytime I've tried, I just started lying to myself immediately. Like saying I eat... You ever see the ads for them?

My Mortal Enemy? I think his name is like Joseph Abdel. He's like this American psycho type guy. He lives in like a skybox in L.A., and that's his whole life. Is what? Is like the fact that he lives in a skybox in LA and that's his whole life. Is what? The fact that he lives in a skybox in downtown LA. Joseph Abdel? What's a skybox?

It's an apartment with a tie-up. Oh. I didn't know. I don't have windows in my apartment. He's living a soulless life. Yeah? There's horrible reports from those... I am, too.

Yeah. From those Dubai apartments that were, like, in the clouds. Oh, yeah. It just takes, like, everyone out of reality, and they freak the fuck out. So, the really super... The super skinnies outside of Central Park are owned by, like, Russian oligarchs. Yeah, Billionaire's Row. Yeah, they...

People get sick. Like, you have to get, like, adjusted to living there. It does. It sways so much. Yeah, it moves in the wind. Do people live there? Yeah, those are all. Also, I like that building.

You like it? Yeah, I like any switch up. People get pissed when the skyline changes. Are we still on? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I think so. But it doesn't really affect the downtown skyline that everyone's talking about.

No, you're right. I think in New York. We are doing the food draft today. Yes. Owen Bahamas, me, Malta. Kyle, you had Tuvalu. Yeah, that takes some liberty. Sass, you had Luxembourg.

Steven Che, what did you have? Sri Lanka. Ah. That just got here. That's so exciting. That is so exciting. To Stephen Che, what did you have? Sri Lanka. Ah. That just got here. That's so exciting. That is so exciting. Yeah, because that's the, what was the, that type of food that Ron wanted?

Burmese. Burmese, and that is technically that. And I did find an authentic Sri Lankan place in New York. My eighth grade teacher was Sri Lankan. Ms. Angi. Yeah. Taught us how to break down a sentence in a bracket. And what was it?

Yeah, she did that. She also made me not masturbate for two years. Yeah, she guilted everybody. Like day one, seventh grade, she brought up masturbation and guilts you out of it. Yeah, that was like my one thing. I admitted to Father Joe that I beat off. I never did. They pry it out of you, too.

Yeah. Hey, what's up? Adam. Welcome back. What a game last night. Baby. Fun one. Yeah, go birds.

Are you wet? Freak. How was the game? It was fucking sick. The birds are a wagon. You a little sleepy? Huh? You a little sleepy today?

No, no, no. Sleepy boy? Why? I don't know. One o'clock. I was getting that vibe because you were late. Yeah, you were late. The train was late from Philly. I was on the vibe because you were late. Yeah, you were late. The train was late from Philly.

I was on the Acela that was supposed to get in at 1248. All good, bro. That's good. We carried. Put some mustard on your jacket. What the fuck? Stayed over in Philly. What were you guys giggling about when I walked by? I'm glad you brought Feidelberg.

No, no, no, no. I'm not. I didn't bring anyone. Everyone knows I'm a Philly. I mean, I don't see you wearing any Philly gear today. I was brought. Yeah, I don't see you wearing any Philly gear today. I was brought. Yeah, you don't. I got my birds fucking, my crew neck throwback, dude.

Kelly. Damn. Kelly, dude. All good, dude? I didn't bring anyone. I wasn't making calls. But Fido Birds, he's in for the birds this year. Yeah?

Fido Birds? Is that what they're calling him now? Yeah, in Philly. Yeah. They love him down there. Fido Birds. I was the atmosphere birds. So they're calling him now. Yeah. In Philly. Yeah. I love him down there. Yeah. Little birds. I was the atmosphere.

Oh my God. KB, you know, as well as anyone that a fucking sporting event is electric. Oh, SAS would have hated that. It's you and a bunch of very popular standup. Yeah.

You would have hated that dude. I'm glad I didn't, I didn't want to go. And, Saz, we just talked about stand-up the whole night. You learned all the secrets. Tricks to the trade, insider stuff. I had a good time watching it. I actually didn't watch, but I did bet on it, and I won all my bets,

which makes me confident. Now I had three. My TikTok algorithm is all, like like people videotaping Kensington and showing the horrific. Because you like that shit? No, I think they know. I think I Googled like cheap heroin once.

And it led you to Kratom. What's this smell in here? Mints spilled an entire bottle of Fireball right after Pick Central ended. The whole thing. Why did he open it? He dropped it and it cracked.

Oh, shit. There's an entire on the floor. There's also Bahama Mamas if you'd like. The thing about Mincy is he's two years sober, but he still drinks drugs. That bottle right there.

That bottle? There's a gallon. Oh, no. And drugs? Do we have this? That bottle right there. That bottle? There's the bottle. There's a gallon. Oh, no. Cut away, and then the bottle's gone. Magic trick. And nobody noticed. He didn't even realize that it fell? Mintzy still doesn't notice. He still doesn't notice.

Oh, he just, oh, bro. Still doesn't notice. They cut away, but apparently he tried to lift it, walk out of the room, and came back. How do you just have no reaction? He just didn't notice because it wasn't him. Oh, my God. Yeah. That's awesome.

What are Bahama Mamas, though? Why are these here? Everyone got Bahamas. Oh! It's usually pineapple. Wait, that's our... Pineapple. Oh, this is just...

Oh, no, no, no. I brought food as well. I brought credit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Got it. Dan, you have just... Oh, no, no. I brought food as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Got it. Dan, you have your rub. It's arriving soon. Okay, no rush.

It might be mine. You know how hard it is to get a fucking rabbit in this city? Ooh. It's all they eat in Malta, so I couldn't get one, but I had to get their second most popular dish. Which is? I don't know. Yeah.

What are we going to do? Spin? I think spin for your country. Is it Malta or Maltese? Brandon, I heard you're Maltese. Are they Arab? No, they are Mediterranean. Okay.

But yeah, I didn't know if they had a lot of Arabic. That smells good. That smells really good. I heard you were raising a stink. No, I wasn't raising a stink at all. Were you raising a stink? I made that up. Unless I didn't.

I didn't raise a stink. Congratulations on... Thank you very much. We heard you ran a red light. 100K plus, but you didn't get the green light, I heard. No, I've still not gotten the green light. No, the show will never work. Oh, your little fucking guys in tights running around show?

We'll call it Little Big Cat. We're at 150,000 views in less than 24 hours. Oh, wait. Pardon my tits. We're around 3 million in episodes. That's fine. Why wouldn't you just make it you and MJF? I don't have the...

He's the only one who... That's not true at all. Oh, my food's here. I'm going to put it in a bag. Don't look. Don't look. Don't look. Don't look.

But isn't it already in a bag? How are we going to not look? I run look. I'm Sandusky. Fuck. That was so Penn State yeah fuck I heard that Sandusky

probably closed his eyes too during it it was disgusting after all wide open yeah I think he liked what he was doing would you give MJF

10% of your salary to do a bi-weekly once every two weeks yes 100% yes yes 20 nah probably not alright so that was of your salary to do a bi-weekly once every two weeks? Yes. 100%. Yes. Yes. 20? Nah, probably not. Alright, so that was a good

question. 20 maybe. What would he do? I don't know what it is. That's 106 figures. Congratulations, young man. Thank you. He's 26. Happy for you. Thank you. I appreciate that. Did you guys talk about Did you talk about

Your night last night We just started to touch on it We were just telling Sass How much fun it was To be around all these Stand up comedians Who were like Giving me so many tricks

To the trade And kind of like Inside insight On like how they Fast track their careers To stand up success Wow You probably got a decade

Of open mic experience Just last night I might just I might do it I might start doing it now just after hanging out with those legends. Shout out us, by the way, for making it in the New Yorker. Yeah, we're the drinking game podcast.

Gillis appeared on a drinking game podcast hosted by Barstool Sports. That's us. Way to get in the New Yorker. Yeah, it is pretty big. We did it. Is there booze in these? Yes. New Yorker's always got the crispiest looking photos. Did you just wave to someone? No, I think he was describing.

Who just walked in? Always got crispy-ass pictures. And I like their cartoons. I like their typeface that they use because it's not quite a serif or sans serif, but it works all caps. Yes, that's what I was... I have to pull off. Are we drinking these? Yeah, go ahead.

Bahamas. What are they? Bahama Mamas. Look at that. Over the summer, he appeared on a drinking game podcast hosted by Barstool Sports Gillis, wearing a Phillies jersey and a face paint that resembled an Eagles helmet, tried to fight Stephen Che.

What the fuck? Wow. Wow. That's nice. 16 beers and 63. They really ousted how many you had, Ron. Yeah, that's... I didn't know that.

You got exposed. I didn't know we were saying this. You got exposed. I probably had about 14 of them. The 24. Was he putting them down last night? Yeah, dude, tell us about it. You were with which stand-up comedian?

Shane Gillis? John Feidelberg? Yeah. Billy from War Mode. Tommy Pope and Chris O'Connor. Damn. A bunch of Philly guys. And Feidelbirds.

Feidelbirds, I like that nickname. He said he's in for the Eagles season. I mean, I'm all the way in on that. Hey, you're very in. I'm Philly Danish. Who else wants in? Who else wants in? I don't know if I want in, but Jalen Hurts being good is shocking to me.

And he is. You are wrong. So are you. I bet on the Eagles to win the Super Bowl. That's true. You can't be wrong if you did that. I was saying that it already paid off because I got last night to be like, yeah, I bet on that team to win the Super Bowl. You like a genius yeah like they could not make the playoffs it'd be like

still a great bet yeah it was smart it was smart off the rip yeah you saw the the field before the field unfolded exactly sorry is anyone else in on the birds yours so where I'm at right now Steelers and Eagles have combined before that's true true. I've pretty much rooted for the Bears in my whole life. Philadelphia Beagles was 2019. May I suggest the three of us, all three of our franchises. You don't want the Bears. Bears, Eagles, and Steelers.

I'd take the Bears color palette. Yeah, that's all we'll take. Maybe pre-Super Bowl era championships? Yeah. It's like a lot. Yeah. And all- a lot. Yeah. And all-time wins leader in the NFL. And probably, it's a cool- Only for like one more week.

Who animal? Yeah. Oh, yeah, bears, and there's such a- Bears are the coolest animal. Just a wide array of what kind of shit they do. I don't know. Oh, no, he's right. He's right.

The coolest. I love bears. I'm a big bear fan. Bears and cows. Those are my two. I like ducks. Ducks? big bear fan. Bears and cows. Those are my two. I like ducks. Ducks? Yeah.

Ducks aren't bad. I like rabbit. Yeah. I like sea turtles, to be honest. What do you like, Steven? Do you want to talk? Speaking of Philadelphia, we're all going to be there in about two weeks for The Dozen, which still has tickets available at the Met in Philly.

Oh, buy the tickets. Yes. Tuesday night, October 4th. Philly people. It's going to be really fun. I think most of us will be there yeah it's true i'm excited and you're allowed to bring your coins to that event shit really get it out of the way i'm feeling horny yeah but you have to if you bring your

coin you have to come up on the stage you have to to kiss us on stage. On stage. I'm good. Yeah, I'll take one. So this fast, by the way, you can drink during it. Water and coffee. Water and coffee. Water and black coffee. No milk in your coffee. Absolutely not.

That breaks fast. Tea you can. Water, coffee, tea. We're going to have to break fast at the airport. Well, I will. Shit. When are you guys flying out? Four.

Tomorrow? Yeah. You're going to be here for the first part of the show? I'm going to be there tomorrow at like 9 a.m. Oh, yeah. Come on, Nick. Dude, I will be freaking out. I will be.

That would be great, though, for the yak to be like, watch. No, because I know exactly what you're going to do. No. Let's go five more minutes. I won't do it. Let's just go five more minutes yeah it was two hours come on kb you should see how late you can go i always try to do that so regular um yeah for one i think yeah i can do the whole show it's so bad by the way is anyone else si else sip these? It's bad, though. Are they bad? They're pungent smelling. You didn't have any of the ingredients for Bahama Mama,

so I just went with what got the same color. Is it rum and Kool-Aid mix? It's Jamaican rum, Kool-Aid, pineapple Fanta, and lollipop root beer. It sounds like a beer. Oh, and Kool-Aid. It's not bad, but it's kind of shocking to the system. It's kind of a stunner. It's not bad, but it's kind of shocking to the system when it goes in. Yeah. That's the Kool-Aid that you're like.

It's kind of a stunner. It smells great. Oh yeah, thanks. It looks good. It smells like an all-inclusive resort. It stings the tongue when it hits. It does. It kind of tastes like cough medicine. Like a disinfectant. Yeah, because that's what my team was going for. Yeah.

They nailed it there. Have you guys eaten a big breakfast? I forgot to eat breakfast. I had a big bowl of Greek yogurt. I had one egg and one piece of bacon. Shit. So hopefully you get a good lunch. Sucks. I was eating like a sad teenage girl last night.

I'm going to lose all my followers on MyFitnessPal after this. Really? Yeah. I'm not going to log anything. Damn. How many followers do you have over there? I don't know. You just got your K. I think you're at 10K. Just to log anything. Damn. How many followers do you have over there? I don't know. You just got your K.

I think you're at 10K. Just fake log it. I don't know. Yeah, personal cheat. Does everyone have their foods? Mine was supposed to be here at 1. Mine, yes. It might be sitting out there.

Mine is on a bike courier. There is a food sitting out there. Do you want me to grab it? It's on its way. So if you missed yesterday's show, we're doing a 24-hour fast starting right at the end of this show, breaking next show, and we all had to pick a country. We all got a random country,

had to pick a food from that random country, and then we're going to spin. How are we going to do it? We're going to spin. I have a wheel of names. Okay. And if it lands on your name, I have a wheel of countries. Beautiful. TJ's thought of everything, always. TJ's smart as fuck. Man's a a genius i can't stress how bad this drink is it's not like an nfl draft i now have to drink it because you keep fucking talking it ain't bad it ain't bad it's

i promise you it is it ain't good that's for sure it's uh interesting oh no that's not good that's like um when they when they try to make medicine good. Yeah, that's what I said. It tastes like cough medicine. No, I said that. No, I definitely said that. I just said that. It would be good if it didn't hurt when you drank it physically.

It would have been good if I used completely different ingredients. The thing is, it looks so good. It smells incredible. It's very visually appealing. You just took everything out of it. It was just water. I'm going to keep drinking it, though, because I don't hate it. Is rum the worst alcohol?

Yeah. I personally don't like it. I would say rum is the most time and place alcohol. Yep. You have to be on a boat. You have to be at a resort or on a vacation. Patamaran, and you get in a rum mood. Pina Coladas are good, actually.

Never mind. I'm not wrong. What are the ranking the time and place alcohols? Because I think whiskey is also like that. You can't drink whiskey in the middle of the summer. Absolutely not. But gin, you can drink in the middle of the summer. Gin and tonic.

Yep. I don't love gin. I love gin. I don't love it. I hate dry gin. It's the worst. If you drink whiskey in the summer or vodka in the winter, you're an alcoholic. Unless the sun has gone down.

I think that if it's dark, you can have a whiskey on the rocks or some shit like that. Yeah. I think vodka's pretty like... Everything? Everything. I think vodka's the worst straight. I doubt it. The best mix.

I think the best straight is tequila. Wait, Mince broke a bottle of Fireball? Should we break our fast tomorrow with Mezcal? Jesus. Oh, no. That would be funny. No, we should not. That would be fun.

In a hot tub. That would be really fun. I will be. Wait, I liked the hot tub idea a lot. Hot tub booze fest? Yeah. We should do hot tub booze fest. Yeah, why haven't we done that?

There's hot tub boat tours of New York. You can rent a hot tub and go around the base of New York. We might be able to do a show on there. Wires in the hot tub. That's a Booth Fest. Hot Tub Booth Fest. Is it a thing or is it just a thing that we're doing? It's a hot tub.

A Booth Fest. Yeah, I'd get one. Well, Stephen Chaney's doing it. Oh, and when's your birthday again? October 23rd. That Chan needs to buy it. Oh, and when's your birthday again? October 23rd. That's our next case race. Also, I'd give my seat to Kate on the Yak if I could sit in a hot tub every show. That would be funny.

That'd be nice. We're doing, for our next case race, we're just doing us and Kate, right? We don't want to have Fran, Francis, or Compton. Ask to join one. Well, we're going to have a bunch coming up. Everybody asked to join one. It's a party. Right.

I think we should do the next one. We should do just us to get us back to level. The mojo bag. And then we have like three in January. So then we can invite everyone. The chicklets guys were asking me. Yeah, like we should do. We should actually.

No, I'm stupid. No, I'm not going to say it. Shane did also say that he would come and defend his title. I like that. We should do all three going to say it. Shane did also say that he would come and defend his title. I like that. We should do all three in January back-to-back days. Oh, my God. That would be so interesting. That would be a good experiment.

Yeah. You'd have to be here for a week, not just the show. I'd just be like, I'd tell my family I'm out for a week. You'd have to strategize with your teammate. You're going to go hard the first day. I'll go the second and third day. It's a keg of the week. Oh, man, that was a bad idea.

I would love to go against a single Mangold as well. Yes. Angold versus Gillis. Oh. At a Royale. Maybe we're sober for that one and we just watch them. 12? Just a 12 race?

No. Is that a case? Angold. It's a credit case. In gold versus Gillis 24 pack? It's going to take me a lot of... I don't know if I'm going to be able to give it my all again. I don't know if I'm going to be able to black out like that again

on camera. There's no worse feeling than not remembering and then re-watching and then watching and being like, this went well and then slowlywatching forever and then watching and being like this was this went well and then slowly seeing yourself turn into the worst person on the planet i mean you're preaching to the choir with me but the worst thing is though there's no amount of positivity like if you had if it was four hours and you did like three hours and 45 minutes of positivity and you were loving everybody and there's 15 bad minutes that's that's you that's the representation of you that we're gonna take home be like I can't believe that's how fucking sass is when he's drunk

Yeah, no, I was I was a hundred and eighty bad minutes Yeah Well, I would I went into case race to being like don't repeat yourself And then there was 15 minutes straight where I said say your order a thousand times. So yeah, it happens What are you gonna do? I guess I thought I was funny on the first one, and then I was like, I'm going to go even crazier. I'm going to show them who I really am. Your problem was not watching the first one.

No, I watched the first one. I thought the first one was fun. Yeah, we're going to come back to that. We're going to get back to just the guys. Also, shout out Nick Mangold. He's getting inducted to the Jets Ring of Honor. No way. Great barbecue sauce as well. Made me buy him a Red Bull in LA.

I was in line and he was like, hey, grab this too. Nice. I almost broke you. He put it into my room. Oh yeah. He was like, dude, Billy's room is fucking disgusting. He has a Kindle though. You just kept your mouth shut.

I just thought It was Billy's room I went in You're like He's describing my room No dude I went in And I thought someone

Like broke into my room I thought Billy Moved I thought Billy gave his room To him and was like I'll just move into Sass's room That like wouldn't be

That surprising No it would not be at all Do we have all of our food? Should we do it? No mine's Oh yours is not here Is anyone else not here? Or am I the Go to Roback Do we have all of our food? Should we do it? Because I want to eat. Mine's just near you. Oh, yours is not here. Is anyone else not here?

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stupid on a fast. Well, you won't be that deep into the fast yet. You'll just be hungry. It will accelerate how hungry I get. Later. That's right. Fast like Jackie Jonah Carsey. Fast like Florence Griffith's joiner.

There's no any other women's sprinters. I don't know any fast people. Women's sprinters? I don't know. The one that got Allison Felix. The weed? The one with the weed last year?

Oh, yeah, with the eyelashes. Sha'Carri. Yeah. Sha'Carri. Richardson. Yeah. Lolo. Lolo oh who's the mary marion no marion hosa no marion barber what's the good one oh back in the 90s in like 96 atlanta oh there's gail devers who could forget marion jones yeah there it is yeah. Marion Jones. I'm ready for the dozen. Is she a controversial Marion Jones?

Yeah. Oh, that's Marion Berry, the crack-smoking mayor of Washington, D.C. Marion Barber died? Oh, Marion Berry died. Marion Barber also might have died. Marion Barber did. Is him or Lawrence Maroney? He was my first fantasy draft pick ever.

Marion Berry? I got a Marion Berry cheesecake-flavored ice cream yesterday. Is that what it was called? Is that Mary and Barry or just, what kind of ice cream was it? Log that? It was cheesecake. Cheesecake ice cream? That's a high count.

Shit, he did die. Heat stroke. Oh, heat stroke. You can die from heat stroke? It's terrifying. Oh. That's how Brandon will go. If I haven't gone by now, I'm not going to get myself hot enough.

Brandon will die in a heat stroke and it'll be 70 degrees outside. Perfect, beautiful fall day. Most people will be in crew neck sweat. Worst heat stroke I ever had, May 3, 2010. It was 82 degrees. Jesus. It was bad. Where were you?

I was at Old Waverly Golf Course playing in a golf tournament. Golf is too hot. Golf is too hot. I haven't played in the daytime since then. I play at like 6 p.m. right as the sun's going down. Why don't they have golf carts with AC? Why don't they have golf carts?

Closed golf carts? Just a car. That'd be awesome. A little incubator. I'm sure they do. Somebody has them. It was Mary and Barry Cheesecake. It's crazy.

I got it last night. What the fuck? That's the name of it. They have crack in it? Van Lee ones. Very good. I got it last night. What the fuck? What's the name of it? Van Leeuwen's? Very good. Looks good. One word. You had cheesecake last night? Flavored ice cream.

Oh, okay. Flavored or was there actually chunks in there? There was chunks. I'm shocked. Yeah. I'd kill for some good cheese steak. The best cheesecake in the world is up here. The Italian-style cheesecake y'all do? Juniors and stuff?

It's incredible. The softer kind? It's really nice. Wait, what's the alternative? A thick cheesecake. A really dense one? Yeah. I love a dense cheesecake.

I liked how you said that you guys do. That made me feel like I had some kind of ownership as if I had ever concocted a cheesecake. I appreciate that, Rome. I appreciate it a lot. What is even in cheesecake? Butter? I don't know. What kind of cheese? First of all, if I'd ever concocted a cheesecake. I appreciate that, Ron. I appreciate it a lot. What is even in cheesecake? Butter? I don't know. What kind of cheese?

First of all, it's not a cake. It's a pie. This cake's a pie. I'm guessing. What's the difference? Cream cheese. Ricotta. A lot of cream cheese.

Ricotta. I don't know the sound of that. I wouldn't eat it anymore. Ricotta's fantastic in cheesecake. I hate ricotta. Why? I don't like the texture. That's what makes it good.

The softness. I've never been a cheesecake guy. You're a goddamn food, Ron. Love me a cheesecake. I like it. It's good. I said, where's your goddamn food? I love it.

I love it. Should we at least... Are we spinning a wheel or drafting? Here's a bag of food out there, Ron. Spinning a wheel. And you can get your own country. You can. So that way, if you try to fuck people, you can get fucked.

Okay. That's right. It's fair. And we could just start spinning the wheel. Did you guys try to fuck people? And we'll start after you guys finish the drink. I didn't try to fuck anyone. Who here brought fuckery?

I'm sure you did. No. Ina actually is the perfect meal before a fast. It could... Actually, there's two meals a month. I respect cultures too much to think of something that is disgusting. Same. I made sure Paraguay was well respected.

Could you guys find like an actual like authentic Paraguay? No. Yeah. I had to use another country and find something that lined up with the dish of your culture. I found a restaurant that represented the region and then found the dish with it. Yeah, that's basically what I had to do. I found the

dish and then found and then just found it somewhere else. I found a Brazilian restaurant that had, it was adjacent. Oh, no. No, but it had a dish. It's illegal. It had the national dish of, or one of them of Urquhart. Yeah, that's cheating.

Luxembourg is made of. It's not cheating. It's beautiful. We're going to go around the world. Yeah, we are. Yeah. This actually is fun. This will be good.

Let's do the goddamn thing. Is that Roan's meal? Yes. Okay, we got all the meals. Everyone's ready to go.. Let's do the goddamn thing. Is that Roan's meal? Yes. Okay, we got all the meals. Everyone's ready to go, so let's do... Wow, Roan, big bag. Spin, name, country, and then whoever brought the country can introduce the dish and hand it to the person.

All right. This is like we're at Epcot. Yeah. I want Roan's because it's hot. Ooh, that smells real good. Cheesecake. Oops. All right, I'm up.

Brandon's up first. Wait, no. Should we spin a wheel that's... No, wait. We already said what we were going to do. Don't change it after me. So you can get fucked. Now he's going to go to the country wheel.

Yeah, this is the country wheel. Okay. Right? We'll end up with the country. We're doing elimination. All right, spin that one. What about you have... Oh, just spin the goddamn wheel.

Okay. God damn it. Luxor. It's fucking sass, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah, I got it. I mean, it's okay. What are we going to reveal?

It's just a lot of one thing. I think we reveal one. Do it right now. Yeah, do it right now. Let's make it a learning experience. Do a presentation. What'd you learn about Luxor? It's also somebody's going to have to wait a long time to eat.

Yeah. I think this is actually going to be to wait a long time to eat. Yeah. And they're going to have to eat fast. I mean, it's very standard. It's just potato pancakes. Oh. Nice. And where did you, what did you learn? Are you unhappy with that, Brandon?

No, I'm fine with that. What did you learn about Luxembourg? Anything? Nothing. That's just like one of the biggest things that they eat in Luxembourg. There's no meat, though. No meat. There was not a lot of national anthem of Luxembourg. Dude, potato pancakes was like number three on the list. There's no meat in Luxembourg. There's no meat, though? No meat. There was not a lot of... Is this the national anthem of Luxembourg?

Dude, potato pancakes was like number three on the list. There's no meat in Luxembourg. And I couldn't find anything else besides potato pancakes. I mean, it's also they eat a lot of French food. How many people live in Luxembourg? Let's do some... Let's teach the people. I want people to walk away from this episode.

I don't fucking know. Feeling like they traveled the world. 100K? I mean, you're basically just eating four hash browns. All right, so Luxembourg. That's all this is? You're enticing. Brandon is excited right now.

Was Luxembourg, where did they land on the World War II thing? Were they neutral? Were they Nazis? Neutral? I think they might have. 645K people. I don't think they came. More than I would ever assume.

645K. When did Luxembourg get invented? Yeah, who invented Luxembourg? I believe it's, or at least at one point, it's the richest country in the world, I want to say. Yeah. They owned the most cars. First traces of settlement about 35,000 years ago. Oh, yeah. Wow.

Oh, yeah. First EU leader with a same-sex partner. Luxembourg. Luxembourg. Hiya, girl. So these are gay potatoes. Yeah, those-sex partner. Whoa. Hiya, girl. So these are gay potatoes. Yeah, those are gay potatoes. I think a gay potato is just a yam.

Real sweet. How are they? Where's your dip? That looks good as hell. There's some good dips in there, too. Are they Luxemburgians? Thoughts, Brandon? Luxemburgians.

It's great. It's a good job by SAS but what time did you get it? I just got here like five minutes ago. That's good. Break it in half. It's a hash brown. Yeah, it's just a hash brown. I'm fine with it. I would like to catch a little protein

if anybody's got some. Well, you got Luxembourg so. It's all for you. Luxembourgish. Is It's all for you. Luxembourgish. Is that what they call it? Who's the most famous person from Luxembourg? Good question. Oh, great question.

Probably a DJ. I'll take a water. I'll take one, Brendan. How about some rum? I think Hayden Panettiere may have been born. Andy Schleck? Oh, I got very excited about Jean-Claude. I thought it was Van Damme.

No, it's Jean-Claude Junker. All right. Tennis player Mandy Manila. So no one famous has ever come from there? There's literally not a cool thing about Luxembourg. It's rich. They're the richest in the world. Yeah, richest.

That's pretty cool. Eat the rich. Rich people? They can be born. Or they're just pedophiles on the low, low, low. Don't you say when Eat the rich. Rich people? They can be born. Or they're just pedophiles on the low, low, low. Oh, what you say when you're trying to get a blowjob, Big Cat? Eat the rich. Oh, goodness.

Okay, so next up, Luxembourg. I kind of want a bite of it, but are we allowed to? You're not allowed. It smells really fucking good. And everyone has to finish their entire meal. Yes, yes, yes. Or or if you don't like it you just have to go hungry yeah but you also have to finish the entire i'm really hoping nobody got a fish oh you got a lot of potato pancakes i got in two orders are you a little worried that's uh jewish adjacent and you might get jewy on us jews eat good food, I think. Okay.

I have kosher hot dogs all done. Isn't that the old saying? Jews are just Italians with worse cooking? That is the old saying. That is a saying. I think that is a saying. What kind of dips do they get you? I don't know. I think that's sour cream. It looks like sour cream, and that's going to be fine.

That'll be fine. It's like a latke. Dude, what are you doing? You're spazzing, Brandon. Yeah. Oh, wait. Are you not allowed to say that anymore? You can. You can't say that?

I can't say it in the UK. I'm going to let you say it. I'm going to let you do it. You can't say spaz in the UK? Lizzo got in trouble. And Beyonce. Beyonce got canceled for saying spaz. I miss this.

I'm going to plead the fifth when I say spaz. It doesn't make sense, though, because they still use the old word for cigarettes in the UK. Which is? I can't. We can't say it here. Why not? We're learning today. This is called learning.

Call troops, he could say it. Call troops. Wait. Troops can say it? Yeah, yeah. I didn't know that's what they called it. He is. Textually.

He is, so he can. Yeah. What is spaz? Chill, bro. Cerebral palsy. is, so he can. Yeah. What is spasm? It's like... Chill, bro. Cerebral palsy. Cerebral palsy. Ah.

I see. But that's one of those words that, like, I don't think anyone thinks... Or, like, what about a muscle spasm? Right, and also, like, you don't... When you say spas, you're not, like, I'm making fun of a person. I am. Oh, okay. Yeah.

I said I'm spasming. That's not really that spassy to me. I'm thinking, like, a behavioral disorder. Like, a Tourette's would be that spazzy to me I'm thinking like a behavioral disorder Guitarets would be a spaz Dude every school has a hot ass girl with cerebral palsy Every grade It does You came up with one didn't you KB

Yeah the school spaz My first drive My first drive was at Planet Smoothie And we had a smoothie called the spaz People would order So it looks like it's still on their menu. Canceled. You gotta be a certain level of famous to get

canceled for something like that. To have to apologize. I was deeply wrong. We went to school with a girl that had rheumatoid arthritis. Oh, that's a deadly disease. She was cute. She had arthritis. Rheumatoid. What were the HJs like? That's like reverse spaz. Depend on the day. Oh, that's a deadly disease. She was cute. She had arthritis. Rheumatoid.

What were the HJs like? That's like reverse spas. Depend on the day. Yeah. If it was about to rain, you weren't going to get shit. She had no grip strength when it was low freezing. That's how I knew if it was going to rain, I didn't bust. Fuck yeah Luxembourg

That was Luxembourg We learned a lot about Luxembourg And Brandon would you get this dish again Open up the second dip Looks good I'm very hungry right now I know and I wish I got that one It looks great

Nobody fucked each other right No You can't all cultures foods are equally delicious. Here we go. Sass! I say here we go. Here we go, Sass. All right.

Sass needs a big lunch. Sass needs a full tummy. Mm-hmm. Are you here for the last time we fasted, Sass? I don't think so. Brandon did not do well. You just have to skip dinner. That is it.

Bahamas. Bahamas. Fortunately, you have to finish this entire picture. That would have been great. Bahamas, the biggest food was rock lobster. Oh, wow. Didn't get that. The second biggest one was rice and peas.

Oh. It wasn't as fun, so I got you a conch salad. Oh. Oh, conch. That sounds delicious. It'll probably be like deep fried. It's like aphrodisiac, actually. I also couldn't find conch salad, so it's shrimp salad.

Oh! Oh! Whoa! Wow! You get a souvenir! That's beautiful. Where'd you get a conch salad, Owen? What the hell?

That's sick. Where'd you get a conch salad? Owen, way to go. Oh, yeah, dude. Oh, no. So it's something... Before we knew what that was, it looked disgusting. Yeah, it turns out.

Wait, what? Great treat. Look at that was, it looked disgusting. Look at that. Zoom in on it. How did you get this? That looks good. Tilt it down towards the camera a little bit. Ugh. That might not be good.

It's in a pussy. By the common definition. I don't know. Versace got three pieces of shrimp. That's a half pound. They're just deep in the conch. Oh, yeah, you're going to have to get out of the conch. You're going to have to crack the conch like a piggy bank. There's some Doritos mixed in as well.

Those are 100% cool ranch Doritos. Bahamas. You did something for text me. Who's the most famous Doritos. Bahamas. You did something for text me. Who's the most famous person from the Bahamas? The Baja men. The Baja men are. I never put that together. I did not know Baja was short for Bahamas.

Yeah, fuck. That makes sense. I don't know if they are. I think there might be a bigger name. What? No. Of course, yeah. Nick Cage?

Oh, that's what they just own land. Does that include the U.S. Virgin Islands? Tim Duncan is there. Lenny Kravitz? Nope, it's not. That would be the U.S. Wow, Lenny Kravitz. Oh, yeah.

Is it in Portier? Bahamas got a lot of fucking people. Yeah, good on them. Did you see the sports? I was outside, by the way. I feel like there's some baseball players in Bahamas. a lot of fucking people. Yeah, good on them. Let's see the sports. How is that, Seth, by the way? I feel like there's some baseball players in the Bahamas. Not great. I would think.

You haven't heard of them. Oh, DeAndre Eaton. Duh. A lot of mayo. Yeah. He's at Eads. Never mind. Yeah, Rick Fox.

Oh, Buddy Heald. Buddy Heald, I knew that. Kimbo Slice. Kimbo Slice. RIP Slice. Buddy Heald to practice free throws with a conch shell. Wow. That was Clay Thompson and Buddy healed from there.

And Eric Gordon. That's just a lie. Did you know the Bahamas are like near the Carolinas? I thought that it would be in the... What? That's Bermuda. That's Bermuda. Oh, that's Bermuda.

Yeah, sorry. Way out there. We see where the Bahamas are? Off the coast of Miami. I'd like to see that. Straight east of Miami a couple hundred miles. I like that you guys are using the pronoun they because it's an archipelago. What the hell is that?

It's a series of islands, so I'm glad you guys aren't saying it. Oh, nice. An archipelago. What a fucking word. Oh, look at the Bahamas. Did you guys ever go to Atlantis? I have. You have? Who's been to the Bahamas? Did you guys ever go to Atlantis? I have. You have?

Who's been to the Bahamas? I have. I think I have. We went on senior week in high school. We got a little bit rowdy at Senor Frogs. And then I came back two days early for orientation for a summer camp job where we just had to sit in an auditorium for half an hour. I regretted coming back badly.

My friends were having the time of their life. Owenstown. Oh, shit. Oh, wow. That's crazy. We gotta go. Mr. Beast just gave one of his fans an island. Yeah, I knew his name.

They made him like... He did. You forgot to cash it in, so I just named that. He didn't explain the logistics, but this 19-year-old girl just got the island. Does she go? I don't know. Or she just has it and no way to get there? You're on your own, kid. Mr. Beast's age always shocks me.

He's like 22. Really? He shouldn't be Mr. He's 24. His videos are fascinating. How he's managed to get to this level. I've never done it. Never seen one.

I've never deep dived in Mr. Beast. What does he do? There are a lot more advanced challenges. And then also, yeah, giving away stuff. He reenacted Squid Games to like a T. Right. Is he the one who did the- Reenacted Charlie and the Chocolate Factory to a T.

TJ, you know that you want to weigh in here. rented out the american dream mall and had them all like high saw that did he was he the one who got like people trying to cancel because he put people in prison people don't like that he like he coerces young kids to come see him like in hopes that he will give them a bunch of money but they they're cool with playing the lottery? Like, that's just human lottery. Yeah, it's kind of cool. He's a net positive. Essentially, he knows the YouTube algorithm better than anybody else in the world,

and he uses that to his advantage and makes the best videos possible. Can you zoom in on Brandon with his hands? He's just a mess. What's the other dip? Look at his face. Some sort of jelly. Ooh, face. Some sort of jelly. Wait. Some sort of jelly.

It's probably applesauce. You don't have to dip your fingers. Like pour it out onto the... Oh. I'm going to accidentally eat a cuticle. All right, so we're MrBeast fans, TJ? Yes. We like MrBeast. He's good vibes.

He's positivity. Anybody trying to grow a YouTube following should study what he does. Do we study what he does? I don't know if we can replicate that. Because we're live. I have to bring this kid up too much, but Mr. Beast is Tommy Walker's favorite human being. Oh. Damn.

He wanted me to take him to American Dream when they opened the burger place. Yeah, that's when people got there. That would have been a nightmare. There was thousands of kids there waiting in line. It was over 20,000 people there. And you didn't want to take Tommy? No. Was Mr. Beast there?

Oh, yeah. I think the restaurant's still there, so I can take him to get Mr. Beast's burger. But that day, Mr. Beast was actually there. I have to. He profited off ghost kitchens. Yeah. But I think this is like a real, this is like the Mr. Beast burger spot.

No, in a good way. Yeah, yeah, right. Me too. Mom and shop owners. But I could see a story about a 12-year-old who gets obsessed with Mr. Beast and obsesses, thinks that he's going to give them a ton of money

if they just get to meet Mr. Beast. People went to the mall probably not to wait in line for the burger, but because they thought there was a chance he would give them a bunch of money. Did he? I don't think. Give him a picture. Did he give money away?

I don't think so. That's the problem with ever being altruistic is people will just expect it again. What's the difference between that and people who got tickets to see Oprah? Yeah. True, good point. 50 days of giveaways, yeah.

You should look at his mentions on Twitter. Are you not eating your food? No, it's not good. Can I try it? Am I allowed to try this? No. To verify, to verify. You can't eat for a day. It's a You can't. You can't eat for a day.

It's a lot of mayo. You can't eat for a day. Are you going to cheat on this fast? It's straight mayo. You're going to cheat on this fast. No.

I bet you're going to cheat. I ate a lot of food this morning in a kind bar. Let's all just be honest. Luckily I'll be able to watch him the whole time and I'll let you guys know.

I went out and bought a conch shell. Let's be honest about not cheating. Man and cheated last time it ruined the whole thing. I did not. Yeah you did. Everybody did, it ruined the whole thing. I did not. Yeah, you did.

Everybody did. Oh, yeah, exactly. Oh, we didn't. Oh, we didn't. You'll tell that I didn't cheat because I'm going to be hungry. We should weigh ourselves to make sure we don't cheat. Ooh. Do we have a scale somewhere?

I mean, I fluctuate violently anyway. Oh, okay. Well, how would you gain weight? It would be impossible to go up. Yeah, if you didn't eat all day. Water. It would literally be impossible. That's the Mr. Beast burger? Yeah. You should have gone, dude. There's Mr. Beast.

What a legend. What a legend. My neck. I got Mr. Beast neck. Alright, let's spin it again. Yeah, you do. I like this. I like when we have a show with a structure where we can just riff off of whatever the fuck we're talking about. I don't even know how we got to Mr. B. This shit is healthy.

It is. I'm hungry. I am too. It's just getting cold over there. Whoever gets mine is lucky. What country are you? Dominican. Oh, yeah.

I want yours then. Okay. And I got a lot of food too. Two apps, a main course, and a dessert. Oh, no. Halt time. Oh, no. Halt time. Fuck. I bet it's good.

It's rabbit. I'm going to have to eat rabbit. That's a lot of it. Holy shit. Their second most popular thing is peas. So I got you some pea pastries. That's some just flat bread peas. So I got you some pea pastries. That's some just flat bread.

I believe I got you some. Oh, these are good. And some beef, some slow-cooked beef in a gravy with lentils and beans. Oh, yeah. Okay. Well, those look real good. Yes. Nick, feed your bros.

How is it? They're going to be good. Did I have one? No. Oh. They look good. Eat your shrimp. So good.

There's beef in there, too. Not in there. In the elsewhere in the bag. I'm afraid of KB now. And this is a beautiful. Nick, these are delicious. Mm-hmm. Who's the most famous person from Malta?

Jacob Malta. Oh, really? Here, Sas. I'll let you have some pita. Oh, thank you. Who do we got? Oh my god, Nick. This is incredible. Yeah?

Hell yeah. Now I feel bad for whoever gets mine. Oh, no. Damn it. What is this? Beef? Beef. There's so much involved in this.

I hope so. Donnie got engaged in Mal. I heard it's gray. Donnie got engaged in Malta in Popeye's Village. I think it was a Popeye theme park. The meat they ate the most is rabbit. I couldn't find any rabbit in the city. It is the easiest country to identify in GeoGuessr because their architecture is all tan. Really?

A lot of catacombs. Can we see some Maltese architecture? I'm a sucker for it. By the way, should we do random generator again for the fast break? Of what we break our fast with?

More countries? More countries? More countries or just any food we want. Yeah, this is very fun. Educational as hell. If school was like this, we'd be geniuses. So it's all like clay colored? Or it is beige.

The whole thing is beige? Where's Malta? Right off of Sicily? Oh, so they're Italians? They're like Mediterranean. Their megalithic temples are older than Stonehenge. Wow. Look at that.

Wow. What's that? It's an eggplant? There's eggplant in that and kidney beans. Can I spell? Thank you, Nick. Welcome. Malta.

Not too bad. I'm a fan of Malta Nick. Welcome. Malta. Not too bad. I'm a fan of Malta now. Wow. This shit is fucking fascinating. I'd love to go to Malta. People say it's very underrated. There's a language. Johnny, I think it's one of his favorite countries.

Shit. Maltese is a language. Oh. Mm-hmm. God damn. God damn. How many folk are there? I don't know More terrorists

Do they have a military? This is a perfect meal before a fast Rice Rice, meat They have a A holocaust Want some meat? Yeah

What? What? Nah What? Or did they? Nah No, they didn't have a holocaust Alright, we have ten of these to do they didn't have a holocaust.

Alright, we have ten of these to do. Sounds like they had a holocaust. World War Z filmed in Malta. Wow. Sounds like they had a holocaust, the way you're saying it. Something with the military. Malta did? It seems pretty well developed for being such a tiny-ass country. Brandon's going to try to barter.

Were you? Were you just about to try to barter. Were you? Were you just about to try to barter? Yeah, he looked at you and was waving it in his face. Were you trying to barter just now? He was like framing it up, plating it nicely. Just taking mine out of the bag. You don't like your potato pancakes? These are so good.

They're good. They're good. They better be. They were $40. You're disrespecting the fucking heat. Went out and bought a sea shell for you. Thank you, Brandon. Only Michael's craft store in the city.

I went 40 minutes. $32. $32 for you? You just put it on the fucking floor. I'm also going to find a son of a boy that said I could survive on only shrimp. I do love shrimp. You said I could survive on only shrimp. I could, but it's mayo heavy.

Take off the mayo. Wipe it off. A lot of mayo. I haven't complained about it at all. I'm going to eat it. It's still on the floor, though. Because I'm saving it. For when?

A little bit later. I already had like half of it. You're doing your Seinfeld. I already had like half of it You're doing your Seinfeld I already had like half of it I haven't complained about the shrimp at all I like it It's just a little bit of mayo If it's only a little bit

Perhaps a full thing of mayo Oh sorry I was getting egg whites in your diet too I like it I haven't complained about it Egg whites, oil I'm full I'm going to throw the rest like it. I haven't complained about it. Yeah, for sure. Egg white's oil. I'm full. I'm going to throw the rest of mine out. You didn't even give me a protein.

What the fuck, Brandon? What was that? At least you got your proteins. You're still complaining about the protein? You didn't even give me a protein. I've got to go through the whole night protein-free. I didn't know you cared so much about your macros. Well, you don't think I care about eating meat?

Well, you jizz on your tummy, so why don't you just go up a little? That won't break the fast. It won't. I won't be able to shoot that high. Cycling through. All right. Should we spin again? Oh.

Oh. Adam. Adam. He's going to land on himself. No, no, I won't. What's your country? Dominican. Dominican.

I'd like to learn about all these countries, though. Specifically, Uruguay. I've got to hank all these countries, though. Specifically, Uruguay. I've got to hanker it for Tuvalu right now. It's so wee. Iranian would probably be incredible. I know Iran's got some good lamb or some shit. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Uh-oh. Iran. Iran. Who got me? You're in luck. Oh. I took it literally. I thought everyone was going to be trying from things, so I got like platters.

Oh, jeez. Nice. Oh, shit. Bro. Let's go. That's my fucking call. You have to be the only person who is at the Philadelphia Eagles Monday Night Football game that's having Iranian food for lunch. Yeah. I bet I'm not. Yeah? I bet I'm not. Really? You have to be the only person who is at the Philadelphia Eagles Monday night football game

that's having Iranian food for lunch. I bet I'm not. Yeah? I bet I'm not. Really? There's a lot of Iranian brothers there. I bet he's not, too. Look at that.

Oh, my God. God damn. All right, Sazad. Yeah, explain what you got him. It smells very good. What is this, Persian? Big Cat, is that good? Because I would order it myself.

It's very good. All right, so Iran, their main food is kebabs. So I got them some chicken and some lamb kebabs in there. Hell yeah. Ah, damn. I couldn't really go to an authentic one because the closest ones are in Brooklyn and all that. So I did what I could.

How are your plain ass potatoes, dude? Look at that. Whoa. Look at all the meat, Brandon. Oh, Brandon. Ooh-wee! Ooh-wee! This looks like a damn... There's protein in the... Oh, my God! You got French fries, Brandon!

What the fuck is wrong with you, Sass? You bring in fucking potatoes? I got you two orders. You brought me side dish. You brought me a side dish. That was a main dish in Luxembourg. He had a micro-state to work with. Yeah. You got Tuvalu. I bet you brought me side dish. You brought me a side dish. I was a main dish in Luxembourg. He had a micro state to work with. Yeah.

You got Tuvalu. I bet you brought somebody some meat. No. Alright, so who's the most famous Iranian? Yazdani. He's their Olympic champion in wrestling. Yazdani? They're celebs over there, the wrestlers. This song is playing throughout all the senior level tournaments.

So you wish you were an Iranian wrestler? Well, they killed the one. What? Yeah. You have to expound on that. Yeah, you just can't say yeah. He was involved in like people accused him of some type of protest activity. Killed him.

Damn. Who's the most famous Iranian that we would know? Size Yasmandi. Yasmandi? Yasmandi's the one we all know. Augurs? There's got to be some big ones. Sirius the Great?

Doritos are actually adding a great texture to the shrimp. Here we go. Nice. Does anyone want my flat piece of bread? Yeah, you can give up any flat piece of bread. I will take your flat piece of bread. Who is that WWE star, the crazy one? Iron, what is his name?

Iron Sheik. Iron Sheik. Was he Iranian? I think. I think he really is. But he played Iranian, yeah. Wasn't the guy Kurt Angle beat in the Olympic gold medal match Iranian? I think so.

Still warm. Fuck, I should know that. Probably. Hell of a squad. Long anthem. I see a picture of where Iran is. Is it Iran or Iran? The Middle East.

It could be either. I know it's in the Middle East. I just want to see. We're trying to learn here. Technically the Middle East. I just want to see. We're trying to learn here. Technically the Middle East. It is? All right, zoom out. Really?

All right, so they're right between Iraq and Afghanistan. It's massive. So is it Asia? It's Eurasia. They don't identify as Middle Eastern. What's a good vacation? Why did you smile at me when I said Asia? Wait, was Iran?

Iran was never part of the Soviet Union, was it? Were they? It went up to Turkmenistan and Afghanistan. I wish we got Turkmenistan. Iran. Tehran. Mecca is Lebanese. Ah, fuck.

Yeah, what's a good vacation place in Iran? It looks nice. It looks damn nice. Yeah, you're right. That looks like Astoria. What's up with the coast up there? It's got to be beautiful. Or is it mountainous?

We got some sick beaches. Drop us there. In there. Chaluz Beach. Safari Gas Station. Mirror Beach. Won't let us drop in there? in the Chaluz Beach Afari gas station Mir Beach well let us let us drop in there you can't drop it

if there's no yeah footage or 360 camera work man ah wow

I can get down wow I'm a fan of Iran I think I've said it 17 different ways. Iran? Iran, Iran. Whoa, look at this. I'd love to dip my toes.

That's a beach. That's a beautiful beach. They drive on. They do. Okay. Good job, Zah. Look at that. Oh, man, that's nice

I gotta get my ass there I gotta get my ass to Iran If you do a live yak in Iran Donnie's been to all these places I know Like multiple times He has a favorite of them Yeah

That tells you everything This is way too much food I mean, you're gonna be We should You know what we should do Is we should do this sometime And have it be that You get one dish

And then you have to fast three days But you can eat it You can space it out I thought we did say We were doing it family style at first No No I think we said that

No eat your potato Yeah you still have potato left We said that we were Cause I brought two Cause I thought we were Bringing enough No, eat your potato. Yeah, you still have potato left. We said that we were all, because I brought twos. I thought we were bringing enough for everybody. Maybe the second order of potato pancakes tastes a little different. Yeah. Oh.

I'll give you one cube of meat for one of your potato pancakes. Not allowed. Nope. Not allowed. Not allowed. Sorry, Ron. Not allowed. Single cube.

Nope. I will do it, but they're not allowing it. They're not allowing it. That's too bad. Should we spin it again? Big fan of Iran. I spent $80 just on meat on meat on meat on meat. I spent $8.

Isn't that crazy that four potato pancakes cost me $40 Same Those are like That's like two cents of food Best city in the world brother I know You can make it here You can make it anywhere

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Yes Oh that's nice Dominican. Dominican. Look at that. That's beautiful. That happened. Oh, that's nice. What do you have for me? Let me explain what I got for my boys. Where is my goddamn phone so I could tell him exactly what I ordered? But I think it's like it starts off. There's three courses, two appetizers and then a dessert. Two appetizers, a main course, and then a dessert.

The appetizers are some kind of like meat dumplings or something like that. Like a deep fried. One is chicken. One has, I think, beef. The dessert is a flan. A nice flan for dessert. A nice Dominican flan for my boys. And then the main course is chicharrones de pollo,

which are, I think, deep fried chicharrones. Chicharrones? Pork rinds. Yeah. Talk to the mic. So, Zah, here we go. Those are his chicharronesrones These are your chicharrones Oh god Wow those look good

God damn it These are your appetizers I feel bad These are like deep fried Kind of dumpling Chons that they have there I feel really bad About what I

Maybe a rice base You know that's good Oh damn Forget your dessert Zah Oh my god You got him dessert Flan make sure you eat them, brother. Oh, you can't eat that.

What? No one just tried to pass that. The Doritos were a game changer. Are they good? I rent. Cheat your rooms. What's sumac? Shit on the Doritos.

Oh yeah, it came with a little bit of sumac. What is that? Well, you know. Poisonous plant. It's a poison. Yeah, yeah. I don't know. Sprinkle it on. It came with poison? I'm so full. I have so much meat left and I don't know, sprinkle it on

It came with poison? I'm so full, I have so much meat left and I can't eat it It sucks you're going to have to throw it all away too That was a good meat bite 145 I like your strategy of saving the potatoes 145,000? That's good

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Oh, that's better. Sammy Sosa. Robinson Cano. How many of them are? Charlie Villanueva. Melky. I finished my show. Melky.

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it's literally the entire MLB good ones anyway Juan Uribe he's got a dick it's like a soda can really I forgot that basketball dude oh Carl Anthony Towns

Al Horford boxing has some great Dominican fighters and it's relatively it's not that big is it Al Horford Boxing has some great Dominican fighters And it's relatively It's not that big is it? No not for this What's the population of the Dominican? Ah J big for their size

There was an Olympian wrestler in there KB Ah 20 million The Dominican Republic's got some great I feel like people from there are just interesting Doctor population 10.85 Huh public's got some great like i feel like people from there are just interesting doctor population 10.5 huh not bad can we see a map i just want to visualize it on hispaniola what adjacent to haiti oh yeah yeah they share an island, right? Has that ever been a... Have they ever had a clash? Probably, yeah.

I would assume so, right? You'd have to. I've been to the Dominican. Right near Puerto Rico as well. Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico, no power currently. Right now? The entire island.

Shit. Don't we... Isn't that America? Yeah, it should be a state. We should probably fix that. Yep, we? Isn't that America? Yeah, it should be a state. We should probably fix that. Yep, we got to get a handyman down there. And he's Jackson.

Logan Paul lives out in Puerto Rico. Oh, oh. I mean, we're allowed to eat these. We have to. We have to. Not allowed. No, we have to eat these. Come on. This is from the country of content Kim.

That's right. What do we got? We have a chocolate chip. Chocolate chip. And brownie cookies. Brownie cookies. Oh. Let's see this.

Brandon, there's no protein in that. No protein in that. Are they fluffy? Are they dense? I know you're very picky about protein. Oh. Good. Thank you, Kim.

Thank you. I tried to steal your thunder by making drinks. You still went up to me. These look awesome. Thank you. Oh, my God. Yeah still went up to me. These look awesome. Thank you. Oh my god. Yeah, they were so bad. She's done it again.

I'm eating slowly. Sad to say. One chocolate chip. You need to teach Owen how to make some to make a cocktail. You need to have maybe like a little class or a lesson or something like that. What do we got? Thank you so much.

It's a chocolate chip that you've tried before, but that's a brownie cookie you've never tried before. Mm. Okay. Okay. Quick reading. Yeah. Two seven.

Ah. I think it's better than that. I think it's better than that. You're eating the chocolate chip. Did you get a brownie one? No. Big guy, you're kind of being a dick. It's a low three.

Low three. All right, three one. Three one. Three one. That's a hall of fame. Again tomorrow. A lot of butter a dick. It's a low three. Fine, 3-1, 3-1. 3-1, that's a Hall of Famer. Again tomorrow. A lot of butter in this cookie and I like it. Thank you, Kim. Tomorrow, right around this time.

Kim, how far do you think you could throw one of these cookies? Be honest. Thank you, Kim. These are delicious. I'm not saying. No, you're not saying? I really thought about it, but I didn't know. I don't remember what I said last time.

This is a damn good cookie. Damn good. That was... Every day, I just rank them low, and then she brings me more. Fucking best. These are perfect. That was the most perfect cookie I've ever had. They're so good.

Incredible cookie. Every time she gives them to me, I'm like, oh my God, this is such a good cookie. And I'm like, two nine. She's like, well, try again tomorrow. Why don't you go do that? Absolutely perfect. Every part of it. You're just bully flirting?

One of the best cookies I've had. We're really gorging. I'm not even really going to have to fast. No. Spin it again. Who we got left? You boys hungry? No, I did something bad.

I timed. I wanted the Adderall for the fast, and it came out. Oh, shit. Now I'm not hungry. Locked in? I sure as hell did. Performance enhancements?

Oh, yeah. It'll make you faster. Well, who did it land on? I forgot Switzerland was in there. I got myself. TJ just got us. Oh. I like this.

What'd you bring? It's very Swiss of you. Yeah, it is. Oh, look at that. He printed it out. He has a printout. So I brought... Oh, my god.

Swiss cheese. Oh yeah. Yes. Swiss vanilla almond ice cream. Okay. Swiss miss. Oh no. Swiss chocolate.

You don't have any food in there. You have no food Oh my god And Swiss herb cough drops Oh no You have no food And it got you I may have made a mistake

That's fucking great Whammy Damn That's awesome Nah cheese and ice cream That will hold you over Yeah I thought this would have gone better for me. It would make you full as hell probably.

Yeah. You could eat all that. You'd be shitting it. That's great. All right. Switzerland. Do we know anything about Switzerland? Roger Federer has to be the top dog.

Not my goat. God damn, he's mine. Really? I don't know. I'm just pretending to know tennis now. Same. We just caught ourselves in a little lie there. I'm about to know tennis inside and out, boys.

This is insane. Nicky, Nicky, Nicky. Insane. Have we brought it up yet? What are you going to do? Any DMs? Chris Williams wants to fuck Nick. She followed me on Instagram yesterday.

Not out of the question. Is she taken? No. Jesus Christ. Francis knows somebody she used to date. Looks exactly like me. No. Look at their taste.

The sister's taste. The Reddit guy? I am the Reddit guy. You are like a burlier him. You've been on this for a while. About a year. Wait, you got a slide in your DMs. I'm doing it today on anus.

Remember we were out at a bar and you were like trying to... Yeah, so we used to play this game called Venusing. Whenever she would go live on Instagram, you'd just comment and try to get her attention. First person to do it would win. Marstool Carl beat us. Yeah. But yeah, I've been on this for about a year. So wait. Happened yesterday.

Will you go out on a date with her? She's 42. So wait. Happened yesterday. Will you go out on a date with her? She's 42. So what? Answer the question. Well, you would have to. I'd have to. Would you fall in love with her? Big Cat, you know I fall hard.

Yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying. I'm afraid of putting myself out there. God damn it. That would be so incredible for like two years from now. You're just like, yeah, my wife Venus Williams. I got to get back. The old ball and chain's pissed.

V, I'm out with the boys. You would also, just going to say it, you would completely one-up Kyle. Kyle's black nephew or uncle. Yeah. He'd be a black father. Kyle's trying to get into tennis. I got into it. That just destroyed me.

Damn. You got to break them up. Fuck. Guys, nothing's... Chill. You're going to ruin it. I think you have a shot. I do too.

I like that. You're a very funny guy, and you got a huge dick. Thank you. You fucked everyone in the office, so you're kind of done with that. Male and female. Yeah. Yeah. You need to find new past, so you're kind of done with that. Male and female. Yeah. Yeah. You need to find new pastures.

Calloused dick, though. Yeah, that's true. You got to rub her the wrong way, physically. She's got racket hands. Yeah, she's looking for something utility. You think she moans the exact same way as on the court? Don't ruin this. Don't ruin this.

And you're actually kind of pissing me off. Can we pull up some of her... Ah! Nick! Ah! Can we pull up some of her? Ah, Nick. Ah. Can we pull up some of her? Again. Ah.

So help me God if she unfollows me. I told her to watch today. I'm going to follow her right now. No, dude. She's like, yo, is my boy. I just want to put in a good word for my boy. Don't do that. Yo, just heads up.

My boy, Nick. I'll put you and her on a... No, quit it. This would be the least fun. I'm not going to. I'm not going to. I already sent a feeler out. I didn't even follow her. What did you say?

I did not even follow her. I said, thanks for the follow, rock star. Oh, Nicky. That's nice. The purple devil. Hell yes. That is your signature move. Give me more water.

Purple devil. I'll get you one. I gotta go pee. Do not eat any meat on the way out of there. No one's gonna watch him. Brandon, can you grab me a water? Brandon's gonna break this so fast. Brandon, can you grab me a water?

Brandon, I got you two orders of potato pancakes. I didn't know they were gonna be hash browns. I thought they would be pancakes at least. Potato is a great replacement for meat. Potato pancakes are good. And they're cold. They're cold. Cold.

Oh, heat them up. That's so much meat, bro. Boys, I'm starving. All right, let's go. Spin it, spin it. I'm actually full. I'm stuffed. I'm pretty good.

You have ate. You ate and I haven't. What? You already ate. So we're good. Right. You're good. He's good.

No, no. You don't understand. I was just throwing it out there. I don't good. Right. You're good. He's good. No, no. You don't understand. I don't think you understand. He's good. I was just throwing it out there. Yeah, no shit, dude. Gills. All right.

It feels like KB. KB, let's go KB. I hope I don't get me. What do you hope? Who do we got? You got Paraguay, Uruguay. Both the Guays are there. Tuvalu and Sri Lanka.

You know why I'm putting anything Guay in my mouth? I want Sri Lanka, I think. Even though I know the Guays will probably have the best. Not Paraguay. You got a Guay. Dang. Okay. All right. All right, so mine's not bad. You got a guay Dang Okay Alright So mine's not bad

Okay I just I went I searched for Paraguay There was a Paraguayan restaurant in like

deep in the Bronx I can't do that Can you Google Paraguay food I noticed a trend on Google when I was looking up Paraguayan food. Is that right? Paraguayan food.

So it's savory corn cake, cheese and starch bread, cheese flatbread. It's a lot of starch, a lot of cheese. It's going to ruin his body. So I got you some Domino's flatbread. All right. I mean mean that's Paraguayan That's literally all they do is just cheese and bread And I ordered you Buffalo sauces

The side because I figured Paraguay South America little spice Not bad That's a great one That is a Paraguayan dish Domino's flatbread. Can I see it? Yep, that's exactly how the Paraguayans make it.

That looks Paraguayan. That's exactly how they do it. It was tough, though, looking and being like, most famous Paraguayan food, and it's just like starch bread. Bourne bread. All bread. Cheese and bread. All right, see, look, he didn't get protein either, Brandon.

He got Domino's flatbread. Oh, man. I saw that Domino's come in today, and I wanted to eat it so bad. Yeah. It's actually a perfect meal before a fast. You didn't want the potato. You weren't thinking, I want some potato pancakes. Is that good, Gibby?

It's good. Yeah, nice. Looks good as fuck. Oh, wait, is there meat in it? No. Oh. I'm fine with that. Yeah.

That'll last you. Well, it felt like most of their foods were just very plain. I don't know shit about Paraguay. Yeah, let's look it up. Landlocked. That's probably why the food, you know. I don't think I'd like to live there. I'm sorry to Paraguay.

I think it's a farm country. Think about the dominoes. Yeah, that would be good. A lot of dominoes. Is there a dominoes in Paraguay? Can you search that? Almost certainly, right? I don't know, man. If not,

we should franchise. They like the food. Yeah, there's multiple. Oh, yeah. Yeah, let's go. Here we go. Oh, look at that. Right on the border. Yeah, let's go. Here we go. The flight. Oh, look at that. Right there. It's right on the border. Yeah, let's see that Tom and O's.

Should we call? Yeah, can we call it? Can we call? Compliments to the chef. Those are wet sneezes. Yeah, let's call it. I got their number. Should we call them?

Or order online to hear. He's the one who speaks Spanish. Get Liz in here. Do they speak Spanish in Paraguay? Yes. Every country in South America except Brazil? Yes. Spanish. That's convenient.

Very convenient. We have soldiers in Paraguay. What? No. Why? Bases? Probably just a base. They probably had some kind of uprising that we wanted to quell. We love to quell. Yeah, we do. Paraguay, though, does feel like one of the least memorable countries in South America.

Yeah, no one's talking about Paraguay ever. I'm looking at Paraguay fun facts, and number 18 is just true. Catholicism rules, but not always. Yeah. Looking up famous people from Paraguay, some soccer players, Pedro Juan Caballero. Brandon, are you sure you don't want to trade a square of meat for one of your potatoes?

I will. I will trade that. Who's Benny Ricardos? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. This is fucked up and cheating. You cannot do that. Who's Benny Ricardos? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. This is fucked up and cheating. You cannot do that. You can't do it? No. Big head, you got to step in here.

Brandon, you want a slice of Swiss cheese? I do not. I do not. Thank you. Paraguay is known as the heart of South America. And kind of ironic, the land of water. It's not even really in the middle, though. It's in the lower middle.

It's like the pancreas. Or colon. Although Paraguay only has land borders, it has a large navy. How'd they pull that off? Of all the countries in the world without access to the sea, Paraguay has the largest navy. Where do they put it? I don't know. Look at that.

Paraguay, good job. Kind of a waste, if we're being honest. Yeah. Maybe work that. Paraguay. Good job. Kind of a waste. Yeah. If we're being honest. Yeah. Maybe work on getting some new foods. But I'm a fan of Paraguay. You're really dodging cancellation here. Yeah. I don't really know anything.

Paraguay, again, least memorable. Show South America again. I bet you they got some thickies down there. Yeah, probably. And Paraguay, there's two Guays. Yeah. Yeah, I know. Uruguay, though, is the guay that you think of.

Search a Paraguayan Thickey. Yeah, I'm going to say it right now. Paraguay is definitely the least memorable. More than Suriname? I think Bolivia. Oh, Bolivia's got some. Because Mike Tyson, fade into Bolivian. They need a saying.

Paraguayan thicky Yes Just cause Yeah What if Venus is gonna see this dude No I looked for it What Oh no That's a bad sign for a country

That is a bad sign for a country That's brutal Shit I'm not going there Fuck that a bad sign for a cowboy. That's brutal. I'm not going there. Fuck that. Throw away the dominoes. What about just like hottest woman in Paraguay? Yeah.

That's not really what I was looking for, but she could be thick. But I'm saying they might not even like, thickness might be a given in Paraguay. Yeah, you're right.

Oh. That was probably redundant. Yeah. I guess dibs. All right. Is that cool? Yeah, probably. Venus is going to whip your ass, dude.

Publicly. Official Instagram account of Paraguay. Damn. Oh. Oh, my God. She is the hottest girl in Paraguay isn't she GTA Second life I mean that's just a

That's just a Paraguayan flag That's just computer generated Okay That was Paraguay Ron you fool Very but I'm gonna keep eating Unless you wanna trade me some meat for a bite Okay. That was Paraguay. Ron, you fool. Very, but I'm going to keep eating. Unless you want to trade me some meat for a bite. I would like to if we can.

You can't. Brandon, when I ordered the potato pancakes, I did not want anyone trading them. I just kind of fucked up. All right. How about just the tomato then? He could have the tomato. I don't want to. I don't have a tomato.

Do you have a tomato? Yeah, yeah. You want it? I don't want a tomato. I don't have a tomato. Do you have a tomato? Yeah, you want it? I don't want a tomato. I don't want a tomato. Give him a tomato. I don't want a tomato. Give him a tomato. Brandon.

You sneak some meat into it. No. I will be checking the tomato before you eat it. Pick that tomato apart. I don't want the tomato. It's got a good char on it though. Yeah, it's a good char of tomato. Who still hasn't eaten? I haven't eaten. Tonight at like 930, you're going to be wishing you had that tomato. It's got a good char on it, though. Yeah, it's a good char of tomato. Who still hasn't eaten?

I haven't eaten. Tonight at like 9.30, you're going to be wishing you had that tomato. Oh, yeah. I know that. Don't be mad at me. You're going to be so hungry. We were like complimentary of Sass for like picking out something good in the beginning. You got a side dish.

Yeah. You got a side dish. It's a main dish. They got you a lot of the side dish. If you have enough of a side, it can be a main. What do you not understand about- I stood up for you in your fucking show. I know, but you're going too hard.

I stood up for you in that fucking stupid ass show. It was a dumb show, but I mean- What do you not understand about- I look over the road, he's just got a fucking feast to be eaten in front of him. Did you finish, Big Hat? Yeah. Zod's going to be eating for hours. It was delicious.

Did you try any of his? I just want one chicharron. No. I had the appetizer. Pretty good. It tastes like fried empanadas. Very good. Steven? Are you hungry? Yeah.

Okay, let's spin. Maybe last person on the wheel doesn't get to eat. Yeah, let's do it. Are you sure? Okay, yeah. Yeah, let's do it. Oh, shit.

Oh, wow. Oh, fuck. Hey, are you breaking the TV-12? Yes, so for the show, I have built in that I can do that. Oh, that's going to be bad. Tuvalu, Uruguay, and Sri Lanka. I brought Sri Lanka. I would not hate to hit that.

Oh, damn. What the? Oh, creep. Horny. Things just long says when he sees your wife. All right, Uruguay. You got Brandon. Brandon.

Guys, I'm having a lot of fun. This is fun. This is one of my favorite shows that we've done. I don't know why. Besides TJ, no one really fucked anyone else. Oh, the conch shell. I knew the conch shell wasn't great. I tried to bring the drinks.

I ate all of it. Yeah, because I wanted somebody to get it and eat a lot of meat. And Uruguay is about meat. You've got oxtail here. Ooh. You have roasted chicken. Talk it into my ear. Ooh.

Brandon. Oh. Ooh, what? I'm a fan of this anthem. All right. Whoa, is that a steak? I got you a skirt steak. Oh, damn.

Brandon, do you think this is a little ironic because you didn't get any meat? Yeah, no, I really do think that. Oh. It's your oxtail and your skirt steak with chimichurri. They're a meat-based country. They eat a lot of meat, and there you go. Easy with the handoff. Don't spill any in your mouth.

An accident. Oh, Brandon, what a guy. What a boy, Brandon. Can we start this national anthem again? You guys got to hear how good this is. Let's throw those cans on. get to the fucking drop this is this is the best part yeah tom and jerry cartoon yeah this is good Headphones. This is an awesome. Yeah, it's kind of cartoonish.

Yeah. A good way. A little cartoonish in a good way. Someone's going to swipe up. What's the coast of Uruguay like? Uruguay looks fucking cool. Boring looking. Go up there. Beautiful.

Yeah, I want to see that little cape. Up. Right, right, right. Yeah. Plop me in there. It looks like Lake Michigan kind of.

No, no, no. Go right more. If I go right, I'm in Brazil. Oh, really? Oh, I didn't even see that. Oh, damn. That's Brazil.

Oh, fuck. So they don't get the cape. I thought they got that little cape. Oh, that sucks. All right, let's go there. Oh, fuck. So they don't get the cape. I thought they got that little cape. Oh, that sucks. All right, let's go there. Up, down, and... I love this anthem.

Little cape. Oh, yeah. Pear. Oh. Uruguay. Oh, God, Uruguay. Uruguay rocks. Oh, yeah.

And you're just eating steak on that beach? They're poor and they still live next to the water. They probably fish. Look at that. It's golden. Excellent steak. Excellent. Perfectly cooked.

Oh, nice. Well, I took care of my guy. What's Uruguay's flag? Shout out to the Mexicans. Blue and yellow. You think Argentinos? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Uruguay, dude. Shout out to the Mexicans. Blue and yellow. You think Argentinos? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Uruguay, dude. I would have guessed that was Argentinos. I think Uruguay's in my top 20 countries now. It has to be. It has to be. And all they eat is meat. All they eat is meat. They live on the ocean.

They have a fucking cartoon national anthem. And their flag has cool colors. Is that where Luis Suarez is? And they bite people. This is the country for me. They hosted the first World Cup ever. Wow.

Longest national anthem in the world that we're listening to. This is still it. It translates to River of Painted Birds. Oh, nice. How long is this national anthem? 15 more minutes. Four and a half minutes.

That would be funny. If I was starting a country from scratch, I would make our national anthem like an hour and a half. Oh, yeah. Every game we have to play. Just troll everyone. Just like six hours long, so elementary school is just one period after.

What basketball players from? Oh, not Scola. Esteban Batista. All right. Good job, Uruguay. Good job, Uruguay. Very happy to be partially Uruguayan today. How are you doing, Stephen Chase?

Is that good food? Excellent. I've just been going on a steak. Very good chimichurri sauce. Perfection. Yeah. You got it, brother. Thanks, buddy.

That's great. You spent a lot of money. $80. Yeah. $80. My flapper was $8. That's cool. That's awesome.

Would you say we trade one piece of meat, Brandon, for your— I'll take that. No. I'll take that right now. No. No, no, no. Ron, I don't think you can do it. No way. Kyle, did you eat all the flatbread?

I wanted to. No. I'm pretty hungry. Ron, I would— Hopefully you're not the last man on the wheel. I'll give you a potato pancake for a piece of meat. Ooh, that's a good trade. Did you settle for the tomato?

I just ate the meat. The last piece of meat you were going to give me? Oh, no, he's got so much more meat. Steak and chicken. The boys outside are pointing at us. What do they want? Hey. You want to say who that is?

Fuck The guy in the checkered shirt That's our new head of sales It's Burger Burger Stuff I just didn't know if KB knew I have an idea

Coming in He better not Hey What's up? What's up, Berg? Berg's the fucking dude Guys You can't wear it

I'm sorry, but... Don't, don't. He's a big advertiser. Okay. I'm not talking about anyone specifically. Yes. But if you wear a suit, you can't have a backpack. I think you can in New York.

No. You got to do a shoulder bag. It should be a satchel or a shoulder bag. You can't wear... You look like a child. You can maybe get away with it if it's like a super expensive burgundy leather backpack. Man, I had a Herschel. That guy was a good looking guy and he just ruined it with his backpack.

Now he was still stud. Yeah, he does. The backpack didn't outweigh the studness. He had a great looking suit on, good looking guy, backpack. I don't know. Not for me. I wouldn't fuck him. You sure? Just because of the backpack? Depends on what he's here

to sell. It's like a big client. Yes, I would. You should tell him. You should say, I'm not going to fuck you, but only because of your backpack. What are you doing there, Ron? I got some flatbread that I was going to offer. You can give out the flatbread. You can't give out flatbread.

You want this flatbread? I was going to give out the flatbread. Flatbread is a sass. You want this flatbread? I'm all set. Thank you. You're going to need the spin. I've already had two flatbreads. Nick is so hungry. Oh. Okay. So this determines both.

Yes. Yeah, I guess so. Who's left? I don't know. I celebrate. It's Nick and Alan. I don't eat? No, you'll eat.

Tuvalu and who's got Sri Lanka? Sri Lanka. Give me Sri Lanka. Yeah, you're kind of rooting for Steven. Yeah, because Tuvalu has like 200 people. All right, all right. Cool, cool, cool, cool. Cool, cool.

All right. Tuvalu? Yeah, hope you have a sweet tooth. Oh. Nicky Sweet Tooth. That's what we call you. Yeah, since forever. We've been calling you that for years. It's a huge bag.

Sweet Tooth Nicky. Yeah, it's a big bag. What's Tuvalu known for? You know who's got a sweet tooth? It's Francis. A lot of their foods are coconut-based and taro-based. What's taro? A root.

Oh. Double root. This is getting worse. I got you taro, tofu pudding. Okay. Oh, no. That's not what tofu is. And then I got you black glutinous rice with coconut milk.

Yeah, okay. Oh, what? Is that a drink? That's a drink. This is bad, Nick. With food in it. Nick, this is bad. And, well, their capital is Funafuti, so I got you a funfetti cheesecake and cake ball.

Thanks, man. Where did you get all this? What the fuck? This all looks like it's from the same place. Thanks, dude. I don't like this national anthem. Maybe it's just a bad recording. We're about to summon Mothra.

Where's Tuvalu? It's just in the ocean somewhere in the Pacific. Where? Can I see it? It's sinking also. Really? It looks good. Did you see?

It looks good. There's bags. Oh, that's... There's two. Oh, my God, dude. It is sinking. It's underwater. That has to... Oh, that looks beautiful. Yeah, but that underwater. That has to, oh. Oh, that looks beautiful.

Yeah, but that kind of just has to suck, right? How many people live in Tuvalu? How do you get there? Yeah, wait. You got to get out of there. Zoom out. They're quick. Someone alert Tuvalu that they're going to be gone soon.

Soon, yeah, like not just everyone's lifetime. Like what if one big wave comes? Dude, they're like a cannonball. They don't want to jump off the pier anymore. Eyes change. You're like a direct TV. That's insane. A direct TV satellite falls from the sky and Toohulu's gone.

Who's the most famous person from Toohulu? There can't be like an airport there, is there? Yeah, well, fun fact, there is. And all the kids, there's nowhere to play, so they all play on the runway every evening. That's crazy. How many people are in Tuvalu? Holy shit.

11,000 people. That's still kind of a lot. No. It would be awesome to be from Tuvalu, though. It's a great Penn State. That's like everyone watching the Yak right now. It's Tuvalu. Live. We have 10K viewers right now. That's crazy everyone watching the Yak right now. It's Tuvalu. Live.

We have 10K viewers right now. That's crazy. We're Tuvalu. We literally have 90% Tuvalu's population. Oh, my God. We are Tuvalu. I mean, I say there's a lot of people. I think a lot of people are watching.

And I would care about them if something happened. And that's what they're eating over there, too. Do you think they have TV there? Like, direct? Wi-Fi? Devo. They have Wi-Fi in Tuvalu? Probably.

Not. I don't know. How does Wi-Fi work? Like, Wi-Fi, I don't really know. If they had Wi-Fi, surely they'd download some better recipes. This will hold me over nice. They finally get service. Ron, you want to try it?

Oh, no. What the fuck have we been eating, dude? What the fuck? Nick, I will trade you a piece of meat for one of your desserts. Cheesecake looks very good. This isn't. Black glutinous rice isn't good? Right. Well, I mean, because Nick, you know.

Nick deserves the meat. No, thank you, Kyle. What does Owen get? Sri Lanka. Nothing. Oh, yeah. Wait, so you don't get food? There's no one else?

I think that was just for Nick. Yeah, it was just for me. Owen, sorry, do you want to just grab it? It's right in front of that box right there. You can come out here. We all grabbed it for you.

All right. Wow, someone is getting a little hangry. Do you want to grab it? It's right in front of that box right there. You can come out here. We all grabbed it for you. Wow. Someone is getting a little hangry. Bro's zero minutes into his fast. Yeah, he's so angry. We just started. I want to feed you some meat. I'm sorry. You're going to fall apart, Brandon.

It's right there. That's got to be it. Oh. Kick flip is for you. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh. Kickflip is... Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. A triple drop.

What is that? That's the gullet drop. What the fuck is that? It's good. This is a native Sri Lankan dish. It's from an authentic place. It's called chicken lump rice. What the fuck? That's going to be awesome.

What the fuck? No, it's going to be good. It's in a banana leaf. It's wrapped up in a leaf. It's in a banana leaf. It's going to be good? No, no, no. Don't do that.

No, no, no. It's going to be good. Oh, why is it bending like that? He said it's going to be good. What the fuck? How do you eat that? You undo the leaf. Yeah, you undo the leaf.

Into your plate. It's chicken, fish cutlet, deep fried boiled egg, ash plantain, and eggplant. Where the fuck did you find this? Wrapped in a baked banana leaf to give this dish a unique flavor. That's going to be amazing. It's going to be very good. By the way, update on Rony. He still has like maybe a pound of beef left.

So good. Brandon, do you want some of this? You could have this banana leaf. It's just all sprinkles. It's good. It was their best reviewed thing. It's from an authentic Sri Lankan place in the city. Where's Sri Lanka?

I know nothing about the world. Off of India. Sri Lanka was only a country as of 1948. Actually, it has a birthday one day away from me. It's February 4th. Wow. I'm going to a wedding there next year. No way.

You are, John? Yeah, my cousin married a Sri Lankan lady. She hot? She thick? Very. She's hot. Very. I was about to object. Very. This was a lot of fun, boys.

Should we do it for tomorrow, too? I'll be at the airport. You're coming in tomorrow. I can't, dude. Nick. I cannot do it, too. I'll be at the airport. You're coming in tomorrow. I can't, dude. Nick. I cannot do it, dude. What's your fight? Four.

Come in for the first hour. Okay. Can't leave here at two? Where are you flying out of? I don't know. Guardia. AFK. Come in for the first 20 minutes.

Actually, not the other way. I know exactly what you're going to do. No, I'm not. We're going to spin a wheel to see who has to be bound to a chair or some shit. Oh, fuck. That is what we do on Wednesdays. Steven, you want to do the other ad? Do we have another ad?

It's Shady Rays, baby. I can't say I'm too happy with this meal. No. Yeah. I have four pieces of meat left. Two steaks and two chickens. I would like some of my boys who didn't get any protein to have a chance.

No, no. Oh, and you can't give it to him. TJ got it the worst. He's eating melted ice cream right now. He did it to himself. It's fair. Yeah, I'm fasting already. Yeah.

Wait, yours not good? No, I lost my appetite. Oh, that looks fucking phenomenal. No, you're not good? No, I've lost my appetite. Oh, that looks fucking phenomenal. No, it looks really good. Just force it down. Force down some bites. What is that? Is it all yolk?

That's the egg. It's the famous tubaloo yolk. Eat the egg. Sri Lanka. That shit. Ah. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Ah. Ugh. Is it hot? Oh my god. Have you tried to chew yet? Oh no. Well now. Oh no. It wasn't good.

Oh no. How much did you spend on that, Steven? It was like $22. Delivery fee? Yeah, that's just the dish and then delivery and tip. How much was that? About an extra $10, $11 total. Looks good.

It looks like it was the best thing on their menu. Look at that. The most popular dish. World's first female head of government got me a female head To everyone so they kept trying Rickett. Yeah Yo, honey yo and as no she's not Fuck yeah, she's not. Fuck yeah, Sri Lanka. Is that D?

That is. D is from Sri Lanka? Who's D? You would know D. Play some. I know D. Play some or show some. I don't know what that would be.

Who wants meat? So badly. I can't trade what that would be. Who wants meat? So badly. I can't trade Nick some meat? I like the name Pooja. I should have named my daughter Pooja. You should have. Now you just gave it away that you didn't name her Pooja. Yeah, that's true.

Mark that off. I don't know. If you named your kid Doja, that would be cool, too. Doja would be cool. Didn't do that either, so. Body of Christ, anyone? Yeah, please. You want some of Brandon's?

You can have some of his potatoes. I just had a full watery rice. Yeah. Can you let him have some potatoes? Can I trade you one of these potatoes for a piece of meat? You can't trade. You can't trade. You're not allowed to trade proteins, of these potatoes for a piece of meat? You can't trade. You're not allowed

to trade proteins, right? You're allowed to give, but you can't trade. What about a tomato? You're allowed to

give, you can't trade. It was meat just a second ago. It's not tomato. Do you want the tomato? I want the

tomato. Well, can I have your thing? Your potato pancake? You can have one of them. And you can

have one of my meats. No, you can't trade. That would be a trade? That would be a trade? That would be a trade. Fuck. It's too bad.

Bless you, my God of mercy. What if I pre-chewed the meat? Yeah, that's allowed. That's allowed. If I pre-chewed it and put it in the tomato. That's 100% allowed. No, no, I'm out. Any pre-chewed food can be shared.

What if I break it with my mouth? Just like into smaller parts. So I just bite through it, but I don't chew it. Like it's easier to palate? Yeah, like a mama bird. Nick, you going to come in tomorrow? I don't know. You can do it, dude.

You can do it. I'd have to cancel my pre-ordered Uber. You would have... 1130. You would have freaked in Las Vegas. We got there as they were boarding. Sprinted and got there as they were boarding. I will never run through an airport.

I won't do it. Even for Serena? What? Oh, man. Wow, that's going to be awkward down the road. Do your friends not even know who I am? Does Venus know that you fuck Serena? Yeah.

That's how we met. Should we spin our regular wheel? Oh, fuck. We reset it. Yeah, we reset. We're good. This has been a fun episode, boys. Remember next Thursday we're doing KB's Wild.

That's right. Presented by Owen, done on time. Let's keep those expectations low. Ah, you're going to... I saw. You sent us. Saw what you did. The painting.

The genius. The stroke of genius to bring back Kate's titties. We're good. the stroke of genius to bring back Kate's titties. Good. Anyone want some of this meat? Nah, throw it. It's good. Just throw it. It's probably gone bad.

So once we step out of this room, it's fast. Yeah. That's the rule? Yeah, because I know what you're going to do. You're going to go try to find some Slim Jims, weren't you? No. Brian's just going to sit in this room for the rest of the day and eat all the food we leave behind. Correct.

Everyone throw it out. That would be, I mean, people are starving in this world. Not us. We will be tomorrow. All right. Yeah. That's a yak. It's a good show, boys.

Did we do Shady Race? We learned. Yeah, throw that out. Oh, yeah. You're going to let Nick have a bite? Nice. I'm following the rules. No, he can share. He can't trade.

I'm saying no. He can share. He can't trade. I'm saying no. I'm going to be a big person here. Brandon will say no, too. Give me a chance to say no. Give me a chance to say no. Give me a chance to say no.

Does anybody want this tofu drink? No. I think I can shoot a piece of beef into that cup. There's protein in tofu. Are we playing beef cup? Yeah, beef cup. Do we need country for tomorrow? No, we'll just break it regular. Oh oh look at this piece

of beef that's a good piece of beef oh i missed all right oh beef cup there probably won't be any clips from the second half of the show because che's been stuffing his face with steak back there full fucking steak cutting one right now mm-hmm got a freaking fart back there both TJ I forgot TJ just eating ice cream and cheese oh my god and his potatoes the potatoes that landed in the fireball spill too kicking it over to Brandon so he can eat it that was such good intentions too

I'm kicking it over to you alright took the train today that's a shame Brandon His hands, feet Huh? Oh you ruined it Spit it out Spit it out

Or you can choke on it That's the loophole You ruined it You can choke There's no chewing allowed No chewing allowed You gotta swallow it whole You gotta swallow it There's no chewing allowed. No chewing allowed. You got to swallow it whole.

You got to swallow it whole or you have to spit it out. No, no, no. You can keep it in your cheek until it dissolves. Yeah. Like a dip. No chewing though. No chewing. No teeth. Don't chew it.

You can suckle at it. You can suck it. Yeah. That's how you can have it. No chewing. Oh, that was. No. I don't even want to see

Movement in your What's in your mouth What's in your mouth right now The chicken The chicken Oh the chicken Oh my gosh Became Cosby

That's how you do it The chicken What's the chicken What's the chicken Pass me that drink He chokes to death. It's an enumerated powder. It was a video.

Oh, my God. No chewing. I'm in death. See if you can swallow a piece. I can't swallow. It's too big. It'll dissolve with time. Too big. It's too big. Whoa, whoa. It'll dissolve with time. Too big.

Actually, it might be the play because you can just kind of suck on that for the rest of the night. I'm sucking on it. It's like the end of a hot dog eating contest. You just have to get as much into your mouth as possible. And then you just have the time as yours afterwards. Alright. Okay, we'll see you tomorrow. Yak.

Oh, keep that mouth still. I'm taking it out. We'll see you next time. Bye. you you