The Yak - The Boys Have a Griddy-Off | The Yak 10-11-22

Episode Date: October 11, 2022

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Hello! Hello! Hello, what's up boys? It's the Act It's the Act Hello What's up boys What's up The boys be acting There's a buzz in the office

Buzzing Playoff baseball Phillies Phillies New smoke show tomorrow People are excited Oh yes I forgot about the new Smoke Show

People are fired the fuck up Launch of the Pat Bev Podcast Launch of the Pat Bev Podcast With Barstool Roan But most importantly New Smoke Show tomorrow Pat Bev just called me Is there not a new one today?

That's a Smoke Show Tommy Show Tommy Show Not to be confused Oh fuck I thought we were getting Hornies I bet I don't know The Chicago guys Cranked those out Smoke show. Tommy show. Tommy show. Oh, fuck. I thought we were getting horny.

I bet. I don't know. The Chicago guys crank those out. Crank out to the locals. They crank out the locals. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Smoke show of the day.

Here he is. What's up? What's Carl doing? Come get your backpack. Oh. Get your backpack. Carl, what's up, legend? Carl.

Playoff baseball? Good to see you. Carl with a backpack and fanny pack. This guy is s up, legend? Carl. Playoff baseball? Good to see you. Carl with a backpack and fanny pack. This guy is satcheled the fuck up. Nice. Nice. There he is. This guy.

He's traveling. Owen. Yes. You should have fucking quit a long time ago. I know. Love for you in the comments. I should have done that forever ago. You experienced your death, basically.

Yeah. I wish we could look up the comment history of all these guys who probably were like, slow in, fuck this guy, and then he's like, I'm leaving. And they're like, no! Bros are breaking up. You want to make the announcement? You and I talked last night at length, and you're staying now? I'm staying at Barstool Sports.

Yeah. Yeah, no. We're actually bringing in Tim Dillon. I'm going to be the producer of Wrestling instead. It was super overwhelming with gratitude. It was awesome. A lot of love. It, no. Bring in Tim Dillon. I'm going to be the producer of Wrestling instead. It was super overwhelming with gratitude. It was awesome. A lot of love. It was awesome.

It was beautiful. Should have done it a long time ago. We should all leave. Yeah. Yeah. I did. I was like scrolling Twitter and seeing the comments being like, damn. I think the only thing better than announcing you're leaving is getting fired abruptly.

Yeah. And that support getting fired abruptly. Yeah. And that support would be insane. Yeah. You think? Yeah. The tweet that all the journalists do, like, well, some life news. Today's my last day. Yeah.

Everyone's like, reach out if you need anything. You're always the best. You'll land on your feet. And two days later, they hit you with a, I did a thing. Yeah. Yeah. So, another life update. I did a thing. Yeah. Yeah. So, another life update. I did a thing.

A new podcast. Oh, fuck. But I think that the only drawback of being fired is the guilt or negative feeling around being fired. Owen got the best of all worlds because he was in control the whole time. Correct. Yeah. He got the joy of getting to see better than dying. That's what Tom Sawyer did.

Didn't Tom Sawyer do that? He was up on the roof. He was on the roof of his own funeral. Oh, that's a badass move. Yeah. And then Sass tried going down with me. What happened? Oh, yeah, just yesterday.

Oh, yeah. Feeling the thunder. Yeah, I, uh... Huh? Just to clean that up, I watched that video. It was not funny. Not even a little bit. And there's no instinct of it that would make it funny.

Nothing. I think it was just straight hangover brain by Sask. I didn't watch it because I thought it was going to be too sad. Yeah, it's... No, it's shocking. It's a bad, bad video, but it was... The only defense that Sask has is that when you are severely hung over you will laugh at just really bad things he also illuminated a little bit more on son of a boy that he said

that he had spent the morning lying on the floor next to the toilet in the buffalo airport and then after that he took a bunch of at a van so he said that he took no responsibility for anything he said. Yeah. I have no idea. That was the exact same excuse Roseanne Barr had. Yeah. It's true. Mel Gibson said the same thing. Did you suspend him today? No. He's out doing something else.

Yes. Yeah, I suspended him. Sorry. He's suspended. Like in Cirque du Soleil style. Are you sure you want to? Pete! Are you sure, Nick?

Pete! Pete! Pete! Am I sure what? Come here. Come here. I don't want him in here. No you sure you want to? Pete! Are you sure, Nick? Pete! Pete! Am I sure what? Come here. Come here. I don't want him in here. No, I want you to take a look at him. Is it pictured?

This is exactly why I stopped being a vest guy. Look at that. Looks like Han Solo. He's terrible. He does look like Han Solo. It's sick. Yeah. Thanks, Pete.

Can't shoot first or second, though. Yeah. He's a cumless man. Think about that when you want to be a vest guy. I used to be a vest guy. Thanks, Pete. Can't shoot first or second, though. Cumless man. Think about that when you want to be a vest guy. I used to be a vest guy. I think I'd look more like a guy in the Outback. But you can't do the vest in New York City because you just become a Wall Street pro. Yeah.

It's hard to wear a blue collar vest. Yeah. You were vested up on your Bar Rescue appearance. appearance yeah i used to be a vest guy because vests are a great way to hide your body um but then you get so fat that the vest just makes you look even bigger is that a bubble vest like no that's just how i'm shaped yeah there's like a certain spot where you can be out of shape but not all the way fat where a vest will make you look like, hey, that guy, he's got something underneath. He's probably kind of jacked.

Then you get so fat, you're just a stay-puff guy. You've completely abandoned the vest? I went too fat. I've gotten too fat. If I lost 20 pounds, I'd probably bring back the vest. I might start doing vest as bottom. Oh, look at that guy. Yeah, look.

I was, I don't know, 30 pounds skinnier. Oh, and how did you remember that? He's a fan. Viva. Still the best is that the Portnoy watched this and was like, why? Because he kept on. Look at the follower numbers. That was a million followers ago.

All right. Wait, no, but look at the extra zero they put in numbers. A million. Hell yeah. Do you have that? 1.67 million right now? Not now. Oh, I have 1.5, so...

That will be true almost. Seven, eight years ago? Yeah. They added a zero. Champagne problems, but you don't get to change digits enough, probably. It does, actually. I think about that all the time. Sucks.

It's hard to change a full digit for you. It's a hundred thousand. It happens every four months. It's so many people. I know. the time. It sucks. It's hard to change a full digit for you. It's a hundred pounds. It happens like every like four months. It's so many people. I know. I know. It sucks. It sucks.

You guys don't know the cross-eyed pair. I do not understand. It is brutal being me. KB was headed towards that. And he just stopped. He just completely stopped that in his tracks because he didn't want to just say it for every follow. Yeah.

I got too into it. That's all I cared about. Now I see a KB retweet. What? It means a lot now. Yeah, it does. It's precious. Yeah, I'll throw those out every once in a while.

Hold on to it. It was all you cared about? It was all I cared about. And then he started comparing. He wanted to be above everyone. He started wishing the worst upon everyone. What? When you're watching your follower count,

you want to make sure it's better than someone else's or you want them to grind through a hole. But then you go the other side. Like, I've reached the other side where I throw out retweets like they're candy. Like, people just get... People will be like, hey, can you retweet my dog?

And you follow like... Witter follow. You follow everybody. Oh, look at that. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah, follow people. Whoa. I follow people. You follow people be like oh my

dog had diarrhea today yeah i used to want my ratio to look sick so i did i made sure i didn't go above a thousand following that is people that hover at 999 or whack know what you're doing i used to do that used to hover at 999 yeah i was like i can't be under a thousand that looks whack and it kind of does uh if you're very that scene. I dedicated my life to tweets. I would plan a tweet all week. I had a whiteboard in my room. I didn't want it to be funny in my eyes. I wanted it to get the most action.

I hate it all the time. I wanted to appease to everyone. So you had to only make fun of white straights. And it worked too, dude. There's nothing to make fun of them for. They're perfect. The eyes of God. Yeah, they're God's children.

That's bullshit that you can't make fun of them. Maybe do a throwback week where you just go crazy on Twitter. KB's a sneaky reply guy. He has good replies. Oh, he always ratios people. That's actually the strongest place you could be it's just to be the strictly ratio guy you don't tweet a lot but whatever you do you just completely dominate someone yeah no people think that you're winnowing

i'm not winnowing um i talked to him i saw him this weekend and he's very into the craft too many fake winnowings now there's a lot of fake Winoys. I don't like people calling out the Winoys. There's a fake Doug Winoy that likes thirst-trapped hot girl pics. That's not my dad. That's Winoy. He shows up on people's Doug Winoy likes. That's funny. I noticed a movie he's doing lately is he'll reply to the tweet,

and then he'll copy and paste it and also quote tweet it with the exact same message. Same thing, yeah. He didn't quite understand my message my advice he did change his bio last night to be a chiefs fan okay he changes his bio every single day it's whatever he's going to troll that day oh i like it yeah someone's just texting me quads looking small today boss oh no it's just the black what's the black pants someone got to you chair. And the chair, yeah. Imagine Mike. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean?

Well, they said that seeing Ronan frame. That's us, bro. That's when you're put directly next to two sticks and someone still thinks you look tiny. Sheesh. That ain't good. How do you think the episode one of Pat Bev Show went? I think it went well. He just called me and he was super excited about it.

Nice. So I think that that's – and it's like by, you know, the 20th minute, we had, like, really gotten more comfortable, and I think that it's only more comfort from there. But we talked about everything. He was very open, and it was free-flowing back and forth. I'm happy about it. Love it. Looks good.

We have little things that we can tweak and make better, but we will do that. Always getting better every day. You have to. Chemistry will grow stronger and stronger as he understands you as a person. Yes, exactly. As he learns that. I don't think he gets that you're a dickhead yet. An absolute monster. I think it takes long to get. Oh, he's a dick.

He's gonna like it. Yeah, that'll be perfect once he realizes that you're an actual evil being. Yeah, but they're the same. I think that he be perfect. Yeah, once he realizes that you're an actual evil being. Yeah, but they're the same. I think he learned it already. He learned the snitching story. He keeps on calling me a snitch. He learned the snitching story from Storm Chasers and stuff like that.

So he thinks I'm a snitch now. So I think that he has kind of inklings that I'm bad. And he'll find more of that. Can't wait. Without any doubt. Just have him on the act just to sit here and just tell when you're not here. Really let him know. I told him when he comes to MSG that he has to come through because it's literally across the street and he has no excuse.

Did he come up with an excuse? No, he didn't. He said he would do it. Nice. He's a genuine, enthusiastic guy, so I think that he'll do it. I don't think he has any reason to lie. He doesn't know a lot about the show. I think he called Dave Robert Portnoy.

I was like, what do you know about Barstool? He's like, well, Robert Portnoy. Robert Portnoy. Combo with Kraft? I don't know. Yeah, maybe so. Oh, I don't think he associates him with New England or the Patriots at all. I don't think he really knows them like that. Pizza, maybe? I think he associates him with New England or the Patriots at all. I don't think he really knows them like that.

Pizza, maybe? I think he associates him with a bag. A bag. Yeah. Sass said he's doing cameos for anyone who rates and subscribes five stars. Yeah, he is. That's important when you first launch. Sass did say that.

Sass is busting his ass for sure. Sass on cameo? Of course. Oh, and you manage him. He is not. He refuses. Yeah. Brandon, how are you?

Oh, I'm good, Owen. Thank you for asking that. Put the weight back on in one day. It's hard to do with the camouflage. As soon as you had that sandwich, I knew it was going to happen. It all came back. You just like find it. You're like, oh, here it is.

Okay. Thank God. Yeah. No. I think it's the pleat or the pattern. Yeah. Camo really. Right.

It really makes you look fat. There's a lot going on there. Mississippi State's good, Brandon. I know. We're going to lose this Saturday night. Who? Kentucky. You're going to beat Georgia. I know. We're going to lose this Saturday night. Who? Kentucky. You're going to beat Georgia.

I know. I know. Don't tell anybody. We are. I said it. We are. We are. It's going to be great.

I tweeted that a week ago, and everyone was like, could you imagine how insufferable Brandon would be? Oh, I'm going to be a son of a bitch. And I was like, goddammit, now I've got to root against him. He's a real cunt. It's going to be awesome. Yeah. But Kentucky's quarterback wasn't in your top 15, though.

Well, he's because he's not a top 15 quarterback, Ron. Will Levis? Will Levis. But where's he going to get drafted? He'll probably get drafted in the top three rounds. They'll realize leading up to the draft that he's not that good. I'll let you know. I've been kind of schooling you this year in college football.

I don't think that's true. Yeah, every time I'm just, oh, Philly's up 1-0. Let's go! Can we see the stream? Can we see who's in there? Was it a home run? I'm going to get in there. No, three singles.

Why is Smitty sitting like that? He's sitting in front of Big T. Let's go, Schmidt. When the general gets going, dude, I didn't even get to read his Meek Phil blog, but I can't wait to read it. I know that he dunked on Meek Phil something fierce. I think he had a...

Did it have to do with the relative's tweet? The relative's tweet was weird. He really worn those chairs out. Meek Phil had a rough go of it. I talked to him today. He just needs to realize that, you know, he was doing the thing where he replies to everything Frank says, and that will never be straight on the stream.

He is Frank. It's hard to translate your Twitter persona to real life. Yeah, and just when you engage with Frank on everything he says, you will lose. You will lose. You will lose. Frank will lose battles. He'll never lose a war.

He'll never lose a war. The thing about Frank, he made all of the Mets fans into him. He dragged them all into the... Oh, yeah. ...and made them fight on his playing field, and that shows that none of them are any better than him. Nope. Not one of them is any better than Frank the Tank,

especially Meek Phil. Oh, look at this. Fasoli, come on in. Come on in, bro. Sit down, Fasoli. Fasoli... Sit right here. Fasoli has a gift for Owen.

Yeah, he does, and it's a great gift. It is a great gift. How did he do this so quickly? That's Fasoli, baby. You are the best, dude. The black shoes. Spam those Fasoli emotes in the chat. Yeah, let's see the Fasoli.

I can see you. Made a crime. All right, so, Owen, this was a little thing I had made last night, but all the guys signed it for you. Thank you so much, man. I just wanted to say it was great working with you. Into the mic, into the mic, into the mic. Me and Owen actually interviewed the same day back in 2019.

We sat next to each other right out there. Wait, and neither of you got the job? What do we got? Look at this. Thank you so much. Oh, my God. Read it out loud. It's Fasoli, and it says, we won't wave from the moon.

Let me zoom in on that Fasoli face. Look at the flag. We need that. Saturdays are for the baby boy. We need that in the Barstool store immediately. I love Fasoli. He really is. What a gift.

Thank you so much. That's a top ten gift. You are Joseph Goebbels. You'll just go down with like, you know, in the last days of Barstool sports when Dave's in a bunker, you'll just be standing over him being like, no, we're still going to the moon. Fasoli, when winter, it's quickly approaching.

Fasoli said thanks, right? He's one of the most famous Nazis of all time. He's the nicest thing Big Cat's ever said. Thank you, I appreciate that. I would like to fund all new pants for you. Whatever pants you want, but I want to get a clear patch where your Viva tattoo is. Oh. A little clear window of plastic.

Yeah, plastic. Yeah, I like that. One pair, custom, fitted exactly to your body with a custom plastic pass. The window right there. The window right there. Me and you both went all black today. At what point in your outfit did you go, all right, let's do all of it? Sure.

Yeah. The bottom always a little pop. Always black, yeah. I only own black socks. He slowly stepped on a fish hook in those shoes the first time I met him. And we were on a boat and he was just like soaking up water and spitting it out with his shoe. It was that air bubble. Pissing me off.

I'll be exacting. Smiling the whole time. Do you wake up every day just smiling? Yeah. Another day. I remember that very clearly, meeting you for the first time. Yeah, we were both super nervous and yeah, you were very nice. Is that like a brush with your own mortality here?

Knowing someone you came in with is now leaving? You're like, oh my God, it could be me. He's so successful, too. I hit hard. I mean, I liked Owen. Life's tense. I like Owen. You said what you said

were you mad at me for wearing a suit I remember you were in a Quinnipiac quarter zip oh yeah were you in the suit or was I in the suit Owen remembers clothes

yeah what the fuck hold on I was in the Merrimack I was in the Merrimack ah yeah you were in a full suit and then I felt underdressed

that's not even close it was the opposite I felt really uncomfortable I felt dumb for wearing a suit they also had the kid who came in, Mike Dicka, with the mustache and the whole Mike Dicka like. Yeah. Yeah, he made me look better.

I do like that you're, yeah, treating Owen like he's dead. Right. It's like a mafia thing. Like, the only way out is a casket or jail. You wore all black. He betrayed the family. Yeah, he did. No, he's.

I did. The minute he walks out of the door the last day, it's over. I lose our number. Will Fasoli unfollow? Yes. You should. Never. You can't be trusted.

Eh. Eh. Eh. Come on. What would Guido say? That's true. Guido Fasoli would not be- He's sitting there.

No, he's probably smiling at you right now. Probably is. Hopefully he is. All right. I got to get back to the Philly Strip. Oh, jeez. Oh, wow. Wow. All right. would not be he's sitting there no he's probably smiling at you right now probably is hopefully he is all right i gotta get back to the philly show oh geez oh wow wow all right this is fucking awesome i'm running the stream yeah all right wait i want to see these people again go back to it all right so we got big i think like if you're one of the most evil people on earth like bin laudan yes ron uh you get reincarnated as a gambling cave chair yeah those chairs the four things oh my god you should cut open one of the cushions and take a bowl hit of it oh oh front ones are really wait what if that's like if we were in

beauty and the beast and those chairs were reanimated they would just be crying the whole time they'd be the people that are on them. The legs are made of Wolverine's claws. So during Surviving Barstool, we had to look for the idol, and I turned those things over and went inside the cushions. It is disgusting. No shit.

Yeah, it's gotta be. No shit. Or if you shop vac them or power wash them to get the dirt out. Straight Joey looks like that. Doesn't Joey look slim and athletic? He looks like a lacrosse... F word.

Brandon just said, look how straight he looks, and then Joey just spread his ass cheeks. Yes, he did. Immediately. Yeah, those chairs are white. Yeah. If we power washed them. Dude, going from that tone to our faces in here, like how brown and leathery it looks in there,

and then going to Brandon's face, white on the white background. It looks so white. It looks shockingly white in here. These harsh-ass white lights. Yeah, these are brutal. Two nothing for the fight. Two nothing. Two nothing.

I put $1,000 on them at 40 to1 to win the World Series like three months ago. Holy shit. Whoa. I think it might – dude, I mean, I'm not saying nothing, but you understand what I'm saying. Basically got it done. Won it. Yeah.

Two-nothing. Top of the first in the ALDS. I mean, this is going to be the hardest matchup, I think. I love Smitty. It's a double for the Braves to lead off the bottom of the first. Whoa. I might as well burn that money. What's Kate doing?

I don't know. Oh, she's eating. Owen, so you announced that you were leaving. Some people here didn't know. Billy took it hard. He was welling up a little bit. Yeah, I was never close to Billy. Yeah.

Did anybody make it about them? I love Ben Mintz. What? He tweeted he was super sad. No. And then he was the first person who grabbed me after the act yesterday. And he said, look, people tag me. I look like the guy.

I got to get on that show. Oh, man. You got to get me on. I got to get him on. So that's going to be the first thing I do. Well, if you ever want to come back to Barstool, that's just what you do. Look, Ben Mintz on Tim Dillon, and Tim Dillon would be like, I can't trust you anymore. Yeah, I'd be gone.

He said he looked like the guy that used to be on the show? He sounds like Tim Dillon? He does look like Tim Dillon a little. Yeah, I guess... Oh, he looks like... Yeah, people say he looks like Tim Dillon. He said he's got to get on. Oh, yeah.

I don't know. Ah! Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think they just have the same BMI. Yeah. Both lived hard.

Yeah. True. It's a mincey variant. They both were on harder than they are now. At the bottom of the sunglasses that you just went off of looked exactly like mince. Yeah. Yeah, that is. That is.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Sup, fellas? They have gravelly voices. Yeah. Mincy is quite, he's quite, fellas? They have gravelly voices. Yeah. He's quite something. He would be a good guest.

How are you with him right now? Me? Yeah. I just do my own thing, man. I just do my stuff. I'm the king of the south. I don't know what to tell you. That's true.

How are you the king of the south? I was awarded the king of the south on this very show. You were just there. You were there the most recently. Correct. Yeah. I just thought that he was so mean by Smith. He buried more people in the South than anybody the last couple of weeks. It's true. So, it's a fact.

I genuinely think more than anybody. Anyone. Yeah. It's been great. It's been a fun time for you. We're going back down there next week. Oh, nice. Oh, no. I'm sorry about your loss. I got to go down to do some Mississippi State basketball stuff for the Classic. Oh, hell yeah.

Oh. Nice. What are the dates for that? November 11th. What do you care? I'm excited. I'm about to become like a Barstool fan, dude. Don't be consuming again.

Yeah, I'd like to go. No. How are you going to buy a ticket? Hard, homie. No. Blackballed. You aren't allowed to go? Ticketmaster.com.

I'll paint my face with the glasses and nose from the case race. Oh, yeah. I'll never know. Brandon, what are you doing down in Mississippi? The Classic. I'm just going to embed with the Mississippi State basketball team for a couple days. Getting in bed with them? Yes. I look forward to it are they gonna win this tournament uh it's not a tournament it's just right oh i'm gonna award a winner yeah then yes we will win the you're gonna win this class no no i don't you i'm going to know that you get to why do you get

i'm going to award a winner do you still think they're gonna win the tournament no okay thank you i can almost guarantee that it's uh well it won't be based on if they win the tournament? No. Okay. Thank you. I can almost guarantee that it's – well, it won't be based on if they win the game or not anyway, right? I'm going to give it to UAB. Jelly Walker, my guy. He's back. Yeah. So good.

They're actually going to be really – Oh, they added another guy from LSU. Yes. Yeah, that's right. How long has Jelly been in the – I think this is his senior year. Oh, by the way, I need you to help with the other thing. The crater this morning. I need you to help with that. Oh, okay the way, I need you to help with that other thing. The crater this morning.

I need you to help with that. Oh, okay. Yeah, I got you. All right. Uncrater it. I'm going to uncrater it. I'm working on uncratering it. He's trying to kill someone else in Mississippi.

I mean, I can handle that. That's not a problem. You know how many people know me in Starfall? How many? How many percent? Should we call and ask again? I think we should. We're good.

Let's call a random place. Can you find a random place to start? We don't have to do that. We've already done that. That's room we've already covered. But let's just see. Is there any businesses that would hire KB down there? Let's see a Q rating.

Oh, we can probably get KB hired. Let's go, Schmidt. Q rating in... Sell cars. Oh, you can kind of see the game in the reflection. Nice. Quite a watching experience. Do you want the game on? We could put it on. Just to, you can kind of see the game in the reflection. Nice. Quite a watching experience. Do you want the game on?

We could put it on. Somebody's batting for the Braves, I can tell you that. I'm rooting for the Braves and the Guardians. Why? Who's hugging them? Because I think it would be a great World Series. What picture is that? Guardians fans are like, why do they get to do it and we don't?

Who's that? Wouldn't it be great? I was checking McCarthy taking a picture with somebody. That was a warm-ass embrace. Who's that? Who's that? Wouldn't it be great? I was checking McCarthy taking a picture with somebody. That was a warm ass embrace. Who's that human being? Who? In the top left corner. Yeah.

That's Pat. That's Joey. That's Joey. Why didn't they just take a picture? Yeah. Joey does look straight as fuck. He looks straight as fuck. Holy shit.

Yeah. There's chaps with a mustache in the background. Yeah. They're really buzzing right now. I want to go shoot baskets. You should just zoom in on Kate's face and just decide how the game's going based on her facial expression. Can we see the game in her reflection right now? Glasses?

Yeah. She's got to be thinking about something else. I don't think we have zooming powers on that. Oh, we don't have zooming powers. We do. He's always got zooming powers. All right. Let's watch it in Big T's eyes. Oh. Oh, we don't have zooming powers. We do. He's always got zooming powers. Let's watch it in Big T's eyes. Oh my god.

Oh, look at his eyes. This motherfucker's in it. He's about to die. He's on his Sauron tip. Right? Why is that Nike swoop backwards? He's boycotting. We just found a way to hack MLB. We're just watching the Windows

We might get killed Kyle go show your butt on the other side of the glass Oh yeah show your butt Go show your butt Go show it Don't do it Don't do it Alright someone

Let's spin a wheel and someone has to go sit on Smitty's lap. Not say a word. Or, Steven, just why don't you go do it? That'd be funny. Yeah, Steven. Go do it. Anyone else would be gone. Go do it.

Brandon did it. Wait, no. No. Go in there and just be like, hey, can I sit? And just share that spot with Smitty. Like sit next to him? Yeah, yeah. Go say something about the strategy meeting at 1.30.

Yeah. Yes, scheduled. Go turn off the TVs. Yeah. Yeah, just turn them off. Turn them off. We just want to see the reaction. Just turn them off for one second.

I don't know. I don't know how to do it. Go do it, Brandon. Yes, Brandon. All right, zoom out. I want to see all the reactions. Just turn them off for one second. I don't know. I don't know how to do it. Go do it, Brandon. Yes, Brandon. All right, zoom out. I want to see all the reactions. Just walk in. Just turn them all off.

This is going to be great. So right now it's bottom one, one out, runners on first and second. Oh, man. Kind of a big spot early in the game. Yeah, this is going to be chaos. Will they all turn off at one time? I think you can if you have a remote and you point it towards all of them. There's like six different remotes.

Where is he? There's Blattman. Shout out Philly Mays, a.k.a. Batgirl. Dude to do's here today. Yeah. Wow. There he is, fresh lineup. Everybody's here.

I think Will Burge is even here tonight. Oh, Will Burge. Yeah, I like the dude's tweet was just a picture of Sidney Sweeney. He just quoted him and said, like, great rack. What more do you need to say? He was like, yep. That's like Jesus wept. It's the perfect passage.

Great rack. Dude's a throwback. He's not lying. I love him. Yeah, he is. To when men were men. Men were men. He sneaky fired me up more than anybody yesterday. He just tweeted a two-minute motivational speech to me. Oh, wow.

Really? Yeah. And I just watched it with headphones, and I was like, getting fired the fuck up. So thank you, Jeff. And he was shirtless. And it was from the point of view of his forehead. Brandon, he's got a remote. Oh, this would be great if they could figure out who did it.

Brandon needs, yeah. Oh. Sneaky, Brandon. Oh, come on, Brandon, get it. I can't see him, though. Oh, fuck. You can't get it. This is great.

Can we see the TV? Oh, yeah. Or can we? Yeah, we can see the reflections. I think the move is turn him off from the control room. Or just walk through. Does he have a physical remote? Yeah, he had one.

He was trying to jam it. He can't do it. He's going to walk through and try to turn him off? This is exciting as fuck. I know. This is good old fashioned, dude. This is great fun. It's a bunch of people who will not recount.

Oh, we got to get it. Oh, walk. His face is loaded. Oh, no. Get it, Brandon. He's going to do it at the right time, I'm assuming. Big T might just commit a crime. I don't even see Big T.

He's under Smitty. Big T and Smitty will be equally pissed. How much do you think that room weighs? No, Big T just won't. He won't be outward about it. How much does that room weigh? That room? Come on.

I think there's going to be some concave in the Dwayne Reed below us there's three people under 200 in there 1382 for two people anticipation is killing me 1382? I forgot about big T

how many people? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 average 210 maybe like 2000 Oh, I forgot about Big T. How many people? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, average 2, 10. Maybe like 2,000 at the under-over. What's he doing? There goes Brandon. I think that the over-under is a ton.

What's he doing? Where's he going? Why is he acting like he did something? Did he? I don't see the screen. Do we see the screen in the back? Are they freaking out? In the reflection.

Is it off? He's so out of breath. they freaking out? In the reflection. Is it off? So out of breath. Is it off? It's off. Is it off? Is it off? Is it off? Is it about to happen?

It's about to happen? Did it just happen already? I don't know. How do you know? Did you turn it off? You're looking around. Oh, it is off. Well, turn it back on.

Do you have the remote? I just made a yelling at Hubs. It's Hubs' fault. I mean, yeah. He's the editor-in-chief. So I tried to turn him off, but it kept turning him back on. Oh, yeah.

I had Stanko switch the TVs to True TV. That wasn't the expression that I wanted to flip out. They're yelling at each other. Smitty was yelling. Yeah, it wasn't good. Let's listen in. Doug's just clapping.

Doug likes the True TV show. Yeah, they're watching Whisker Wars. I just don't watch it. Dude, it's on. It's a first. Doug's just clapping. Doug's likes the true TV show. Yeah, they're watching Whisker Wars. I just don't watch it. Dude, it's on. It's on. Where is baseball? You didn't soccer on. No way.

Let me get out my score app. I get up early. Huge dog. Oh, my God. It's off. It's off. Put it back on. Oh, no.

I forgot something. Put it back on. Is that first 48 up there? Someone in the interrogation room on first 48? Did Big T just pull up a stream on his computer? What a cheat. As calm as can be. There it is, back on.

Base is loaded, two on count. Okay. How many outs? One, I think. Can we put the game on? Grand slam, they're going to want to turn it back off. Let's put the game on. Here we go, Zha. One on. Here we go, Zaha.

One out. Let's go, Zaha. I feel like some postseason baseball. I almost want to have a hot dog except for I'm fasting right now. Ooh, you are fasting? It's a light fast. Just intermittently. I'm only eating oatmeal, like a mule.

Really? Yeah. Oatmeal's so good. It's not. Yes, it is. Not when it's the only thing you're eating a mule. Really? Yeah. Oatmeal's so good. It's not. Yes, it is. Not when it's the only thing you're eating. There's brown sugar. No.

You can put blueberries on it for my antioxidants. Ooh. Got to do what you got to do. I'm going to go switch all their TVs to the yak. Oh, hell yeah. Wait, yeah, have them watch the game, and then we can all flip them off. Let's zoom in on our TV so they have to watch the game. So he's switching the TVs to the Yaks shortly.

Oh, this is so mean. This is fucked up. Oh, yeah. What else? Here comes the pitch. That's a very important pitch, too. Very important pitch. Oh, two.

That's two. That's two. There you go. Got him. There you go, Roan. Oh, Max is just – I love Max so much because his inner Philly shows. He's so Philly. You have to, like, put him away.

Yeah. He was just screaming. We were watching the Eagles game on Sunday, and he just – just screaming, fuck you to no one. He's intense. Yeah. I mean, we're all cut from the same cloth. Yep.

People will be like – like, someone from Philly tries too hard. It's like, no, that's what we value. Yeah. I mean, we're all cut from the same cloth. Yep. People will be like, someone from Philly tries too hard. It's like, no, that's what we value. Right. We value someone going so hard. Yeah, look at him. Look at them both. It's like, he gets like that, and it's like when someone- Roll me up, baby.

Roll me up. Shit. Help me. Fuck yeah. That's it. Come back, Reign. Come back, Reign. Fuck yeah. It's like someone wearing... I'm back, Reigns!

Fuck you! It's like someone wearing a hat at a nice restaurant. You have to come and be like, Sir, can you please take your... It's like, Sir, your filly is showing. Can you please... Tuck that away? Can you please put on a sports coat? Between your legs, yeah.

Tony did that one. We're scaring the children. I think you wore a hat. That's how you told a guy to take his hat off. It was awesome. Yeah. It was awesome yeah legendary it was real

badass I used to have this covert clicker it was from like pranks.com where you can like change the channel or turn off any TV

but it only kind of worked hat what do you mean kind of it would take a while like I was I would always try to would you go to like

people's houses you'd have to find the model of the TV I had one built into a watch it was so hard to make do it. Would you go to people's houses? You'd have to find the model of the TV. I didn't want to build into a watch. It was so hard to make happen. It was the biggest, clunkiest watch, and I would have to go up to the TV and... My mom was...

Yeah, my mom would turn off the TVs in advisory class in high school. I took it to TJ Sports Garden, tried to do it during a Steelers playoff game, and I was pretty much up in front of it, just clicking in front of everything. It still didn't work. You had to find the model of the TV, enter the number. I'm saying you guys weren't best friends until 27. Yeah.

Oh, man. It was probably because they were too similar to each other. We probably would have hated each other. Yeah, exactly. Rivalry. Running the same bits. Sneaky threatened. I loved pranks.

But I'm a terrible guy. Your pranks are like, I like whoopee cushions and chatter teeth. You like throwing cacti. Mm-hmm. Which is the- Listen, I'm going to defend my guy Roan here. You throw one cacti and everyone just says that's- I think that marks you.

They mark me off my bit too. Yeah, you put tacks on someone's seat one time. I do anything mildly mischievous and now it's my fucking calling card it's bullshit shame i got boxing you with it that's the only way i know how to even be remotely funny let me have a prank pete in a while that was oh yeah the mix everybody gives me such a hard time about it oh my my fucking calling card has been stolen from me i mean you can work back by just pranking Pete for us. I've got a run wordplay game.

I made that pivot. It was... Running wordplay game. Yeah, from pranks to wordplay. But now you're in, like, your physical comedy era. I'm in that, too. For real? I'll spill, like, an entire coffee on a podcast or some shit for shits and giggies.

What else we got? We should go spill something then. Check out Boy Dad. Oh, we're doing the- Spilling Boy Dad today? You spilled? It was a tea party. We're doing the Yak calendar in a couple weeks.

I want to try to figure out a way to do it live on air. Okay. Because I think that would sell more. We should spin a wheel. We should have the chat decide like the- Oh, yes. I want to try to figure out a way to do it live on air. Okay. Because I think that would sell more. We should spin a wheel. We should have the chat decide. Oh, yes. Spin a wheel for what our theme and pose is. Pose and costumes.

We should have a bunch of costumes and a bunch of poses. Yes. So the pictures might be nonsensical. I might be wearing a nun's habit in the middle of Bermuda. Yeah. They'll have to be off-site, but all of sass's pictures should be with the stripper yeah yeah they should you gotta get to bermuda too look at that footwork we want to do a show in bermuda i know we were talking about it yeah let's do a show in bermuda as soon as owen leaves

let's just start doing all the through the farm gonna do yeah that'd be great didn't kate say she was gonna put a bunch of money in the slush fund? She did. She did, yeah. She's a lion bitch. And give it to that majestic. Lion bitch is redundant. Brendan Jones at the plate. Foul. That's foul. Boehm in the lineup. Alec Boehm.

Yeah. I heard there was a, it felt like there was a Rico blow up on the Dave Portnoy show. I also heard that. I got a text from, or no, I was with Tommy Smokes who got a text from Austin saying that it was the biggest blow up since the PMT incident. Whoa. And that the only reason that there wasn't physical violence is because it was over Zoom. Oh, so it was a Gaz and Rico? I think it was Dave and Rico.

Quite something. Did you see it? No, we were taping PMT. I just heard a yell, and I know they were talking about it. I mean, Rico and the Clemmer thing with Rico, Rico is just a bad person, that he just doesn't even look half of his coworkers in the eye. Like, Chaps is here this week, and Rico won't sit in his seat. It's crazy.

It's actually like he's a bad person. I just don't understand why he can't get over that shit. Because it's, I don't know, but it is like. I think you can because you've experienced that feeling to an extent. I mean, I do shit with people I don't like all the time. I can understand. The Yak? Yeah.

I fucking hate for you. And it ain guy I can understand. The Yak? Yeah. I fucking hate four of you. And it ain't Nick. Shit. Damn it. Fuck. Oh, three and a half. Yeah, okay. Get down.

Oh, wow. Are we shelling them? You're shelling them. I think this is officially a shelling. Kurt shelling. We're swaggy now. Dude, our song is Dancing on My Own. Isn't that awesome?

So awesome. Alan Scott or Robin? Is the Alan Scott Tiesto remix? Jesus. What do you mean? What is that? Sorry, yeah. That was too much.

No, say what you mean. That was too much to say. Robin was dancey enough. They probably just know Tiesto. They probably don't even know Robin. They don't have an OG in the clubhouse to put them on. All their OGs. Yeah, everyone's young as fuck.

Yeah. Tune in to tonight's stream because Guardians KB is coming out. Hard. Yeah, Jeff needed some support. Yep. Burge needed some support. So it's Wilbur's KB and Jeff D'Lo versus the Yankee fans. What's that?

You want to get a viral reaction, Kyle? You want to get a viral? Oh, yeah. You got to go viral. Yeah, I'll try to just scream. Have a cold sore. Orchestrate some reactions.

Just be very into the TV. Very silent and then just have a complete outburst. Whoa. Yeah, how does well, give me some tips on how to go viral.

Hey, let's go. Slam a table. I know the let's go move. Let's go always works. Oh! This is good watching. This is good watching. This is the best way to watch baseball, just sitting around doing a show.

Dude, rushing home from middle school for playoff baseball is like... The first few days of playoff baseball... I never got to experience that how come the pirates were in a job for his entire life though just any games i would yeah i guess it's not the same yeah pirates were so good when i was a kid nick yeah but even rushing home to watch wild card games like it's so fun at wagner the uh yeah the the first few days of the baseball playoffs when there's like four games on a day, it's a top sports day for sure. We're also getting into peak sports.

Oh, yeah. No, we're there. It's all on. We're there. Everything's here. It's on, yeah. March Madness. Football, football, football.

Yeah, hockey starts tonight. Yep. Yeah. Preseason basketball has been humming. Humming. Sixers 3-0. Mbanyama, by the way. Mbanyama. That motherfucker. Are we talking sports a little bit just a little women yana you see uh ben simmons airball oh yeah can you play

that clip tj that's i was saying like ben simmons i kind of feel bad for him not feel bad for him but like could you imagine i do imagine knowing that every time you shoot, you're most likely going to miss horrifically, and then it's going to become a viral moment. Well, it's also your job that you have to do it. Correct. Look at that. Oh, and missed. And not even close.

It was so unnatural. That's in my basement right there. Actually, that's my back patio, Steven. So just so you know. Look at the motion. Yeah. He was playing around. Yeah, he was just playing around, goofing hard.

A little yak basketball. How many hoops does Pat Bev have in his house? It's – In his house. I think three that I saw. He's a hooper. Oh, he's a hooper's hooper. It just seems like they're everywhere, which looked cool to me.

Huge hooper. Being able to shoot whenever. It is crazy, but it doesn't compromise how nice the house is, too. The studio you're in looks awesome, too. It's murdered out. He made his pool house into the studio. He did a pool house, and I had two requests. No shelves and no books behind.

I just think that those are played out. Look, shelves and books. It's big time played out. And they gave me shelves and books. They gave me shelves and books. And I was just like, please just give me a lot of plants. All I ask for is a lot of plants. So we'll give you plants, but also shelves and books.

The basketballs too. Yeah, there are basketballs. I see all those basketballs, but you see that shelf with the two books on it? Yeah, that's too many books. And they just say like. Pl plants are popping though. Yeah. And that's what I wanted. I like plants. What are the books? It says like Chicago, Miami,

Los Angeles or something. Or like New York or Miami, Los Angeles. Those are fucking cities more than books. Cities. It's not even books. That doesn't even make sense, dude. You can almost see your name on that logo. No, I don't. It's a little bit too big. Who?

Bad Podcast. With Ronnie. No, I can't see it. Ronnie. I'm not up in here. Speaking of basketball, by the way, for the Barstool Invitational, I don't know if I've told you guys this, but I've just signed us up. I think we're going to do halftime yak basketball.

No. No, dude. At Wells Fargo. No. Yes. Man. Yes. Yes.

How funny would that be? Shouldn't have told me. I'm starting lessons tomorrow. How funny will that be? Like when the kids come out and they play for five minutes, we're going to do that? Yeah, this is a really good idea. Because from high enough seats, people will assume you guys are middle schoolers yeah right or worse yeah we're gonna and steven you will be wearing your carl malone jersey yeah yep and we're just gonna play a round

of yak basketball that's awesome with everybody that's ever been on the yak so trust that carabas will be back we're gonna be gassed having to because like that is a that's a big court yeah i don't run up and down jesus we're gonna delay the game probably i never thought about it but thinking about anyone that's ever been on the yak i bet carabas is the worst one to a basketball player worst basketballst basketball player? I would agree. I can't see him dribbling. Yeah. Look at the video we have out.

I'm aware. What about Zaha? What is his base? Yeah. I bet you he's fucking garbage. How do you say that? I don't think that. Zaha, I don't think that I don't think that I think you're probably Nice with it

You'd be surprised You'd be surprised Yeah Shock the world Exactly KB I don't know I'm pretty bad

I think the loser Of yak basketball Maybe I'll have it set up That they have to do Like the trampolines To try to dunk Second half time I'm pretty bad. I think the loser of yak basketball, maybe I'll have it set up that they have to do the trampolines to try to dunk second half time. That would be so scary. Yeah.

That'd be very funny. That is so scary. You see the kid who just did probably 45 flips in a row on his trampoline? Oh, no. Oh, get out. That's a fucking bomb. Yabo. That's one. Or no, dude.

Former Met, and he went to the Braves, just like Frank said. I told you, you dumb piece of fucking shit. Dude, I love Big T so much. So much. Note that, though, Smitty. Smitty's definitely going to note that. Dumb piece of fucking shit. Nobody does vindictive blogs better than Quickbait Smith.

Because you're a fucking loser. The Phillies shouldn't be here. All the pressure's on the Braves. You know that. Let's get him, Smith. It is loser talk. Yes, the Braves are much better, and they should win. I 100% agree.

You should win. I had that out of sound. You should win. It's sound. Let's go, Smith. Smith is the unflap. Flap able. Love it.

Tickets for this game were like $7. Really? They don't give a fuck down there. $14. No, but they were

going to go down to $7 by game time, they said. But that's what they said. That's what the tweet said. Well, how much

could you, if you want to go right now, how much could you pay? Probably $7. You a Braves fan, Brandon? Yeah, but not

really. Has he just spent some time down there? Adamsville. No. I live in Cartersville. You didn't know that. I don't know why I corrected.

I know you weren't from Adamsville. No. Where's Adamsville? I don't know. I think there's one in Alabama. I remember a vine of some guy screaming, never mind. I'm from Adamsville. I'll take your cookies. Remember a vine of some guy screaming, never mind. I'm from Adamsville.

I'll take your cookies. At the mall. Is that like a, they're like. Oh, fuck. It was just, it was a vine. This guy just screaming at people at Great American Cookies. All right, well. He said the N word.

Oh. I'm from Adamsville. I'll take your cookie. Was it a white guy or? It was DC Youngfly before he was famous. He's from Adamsville? He's famous? He must be because he said it. You don't know who D.C. Youngfly is?

I don't know who D.C. Youngfly is. Before he was famous. He's from 85 South. He was on Wildin' Out. Okay. I, um. Roosevelt, nigga, I'll take your cookie. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That was my favorite vine for some reason One more, one more, one more It's amazing David, I'm from there I like it Yeah, that's good Is that what they do in Adamsville? I don't know, yeah

I've been obsessed with Adamsville ever since You see, Young Fly is one of the funniest humans alive, dude. This guy is just so naturally funny. It's insane. He's just roasting people. He's the one. Picking cookies. Picking cookies.

His podcast is so funny, and they sell out stadiums. They're so fucking good. I saw the vision. Yeah, I know. After that vibe, I was like, he's going to blow up. I know. He's like Chris Rock. He's next, vision. Yeah, I know. After that, I was like, he's going to blow up. I know. He's like Chris Rock. Yeah.

Oh, you spotted that. After that one, that one is ingrained in my head. How much are the tickets? $3. $3. $3. You said $4. I said $7.

You said $7. The game started already, but yes. You said how much? I would go to a game now? I would. That's ridiculous to even have prize tickets. You've already missed three runs. But you don't know how many there's going to be.

That might only be 10% of the runs in this game. Two hours of baseball is the perfect amount of time. It could be 100% of the runs. I used to go when I had Cub season tickets, I'd walk in the third. Tickets should get more expensive as the game goes on. Yeah. Yeah. Why? Because it's the perfect amount of baseball like two hours of baseball ken rosenthal's bow tie ken rosenthal i mean i've told this story many times but one of the craziest moves i've ever seen in my entire life i was on a flight with him and uh he jumped up

on the seat to get his bag out. What? Oh, my goodness. All in one motion. Just like we, like, you know, the ding went off, hopped up on his seat, little short guy. Wait, hold on. How does that even help? I just sat there like, what the fuck? Didn't step into the aisle.

He went from sitting to standing. Jumped up, grabbed his luggage, got back down. It was a wild move. It was a wild move. It was a wild move. Smitty on the stream? How short is he? Very short. So he was standing up full height on his seat to get his bag.

And did he still have to reach up to get it? Yeah, he reached up. No, he had to reach up. He did it all in one motion, though, so it was impressive. Did he offer to get your bag? Should have asked him. While you're up there? Yeah.

Mr. Rosenthal? Mr. Ken? bag should have asked him while you're up there yeah it's your rosenthal mr ken uh that's one one pitch ranger suarez that's a good ass name good name ranger could have played any sport too with that name yeah ranger uh you can play soccer you can play hockey yeah you can play hockey ranger suarez yeah of course ranger Ranger Suarez could play hockey. New York Ranger? Yeah, that's in the same vein as Boone Jenner. Who could forget? Boone Jenner. Suarez. Drank on his boat.

Boone Jenner? Yeah. Who's that? Before he got famous. No. It was Boone Jenner. We were in Put-In-Bay. In Put-In-Bay.

Oh, the hockey play. I missed that. Oh. Columbus Blue Jackets. Top five most irrelevant franchises in professional sports? Yes. Yes. Maybe top one.

If they stuck with the Cannon jerseys, it might be better. Who are the other four? Coyotes. Maybe. Are they all hockey? I think they're all hockey. It might be all hockey. Florida Panthers.

Ah, the Sacramento Kings. Yeah. Oh, no. Because they have all hockey. Might be all hockey. Florida Panthers. Ah, the Sacramento Kings. Yeah. Oh, no. Because they have history. They still had that run. Chris Webber. Yeah. Asia.

He was like a little- Game 6, 2002. We still talk about it. You guys think that high school football is bigger than hockey? Wow. No, but it's not that far behind. Yeah. When they put high school football on ESPN, nobody watches that shit.

You don't think? And people will. No, I don't watch one. Wait, is that a no? They put big-time high school football teams on there? Unless you mean, like, number of people who go to games. Mask aggregate, all of it together. I think that they should.

Well, they didn't put in that two-versus-one game last week, wasn't it? Like Mater D against. There's so many states that just don't give a fuck at all about high school football. Yeah, that's true. But there's so many that don't give a fuck about hockey, though. It's like the same states. Yeah. I like the states that care about high school football.

Brandon, after Texas and Florida, what are the biggest high school states? Alabama. Ohio. All the south. Ohio, Pennsylvania, New Jersey, too. All the South. Ohio, Pennsylvania, New Jersey too. All the South. Ohio goes hard for football. Yeah, Ohio, Pennsylvania.

Jersey and California and Ohio are all up there. Pennsylvania is kind of. Like all the top teams are California right now, right? Like the majority of the time. Yeah, because they're all recruited teams out there. Which is bullshit. Yeah, it's. Or factories. Or team things. For the kids. Which is bullshit. Yeah, it's... Or factories.

Or team things. For the kids. Shit with basketball. Otter Day and all those are... On Bosco. What are the ones in Texas? Permian. South Lake Carroll.

Allen. From the movie. Where's the Tennessee QB from that they paid $8 million? Hawaii, right? No, California. He's from California. Ayam Aleva.

Yeah. He's from one of those factories. He's a backup? Ayamalava. He's not in college yet. Oh. Damn. I like hearing you say Hawaiian names.

Even before Tua got drafted, I liked hearing you say Tungvaloa. Tungvaloa. Tungvaloa. T.J. Uyungalele. How about Toto? Toto. Toto. Now I don't even know how to say it.

You just fucked me up. Same. I've been fucked up. Toto, right? Toto. Toto. Oto. Now I don't even know how to say it. You just fucked me up. Same. I've been fucked up. Oto, right? Oto. Oto. Rocket power. We're just saying names.

Yeah, dude. That's a fucking thing. I'm a laver. Those podcasts. Rocky Maya Villa. Yeah, that's fun. Yeah, that is fun. That was fun.

I saw how fun that was for you. That was so fun. That was very fun. Damn. I'm going to miss Owen. Yeah. We would never do this with Owen. Still leaving?

Yeah, thinking about it. Sucks. Stephen Chay, do you know? I'd probably. Do you know how to moonwalk? Yeah, what's up with that? Wait, let me do the sponsor. Let's do this.

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The most comfortable joggers you'll ever wear. Yeah. Steven, what's up with the other today? We haven't done the prep sheet in a while. Let's hit it, because your brain is, what's going on? I can't moonwalk. First of all, I feel like he's running the salad dressing back. Yeah, so here's what we have in the other today.

Who would be the best moonwalker in the office? What is the best salad dressing? And what is the best food item you can get at a street fair? I think he's running both those last two back. What is that? I don't think we've ever talked about it. Where were you? I skipped school to learn how to moonwalk.

Really? Yeah. Can you show us? I don't know if I ever talked about it. Where were you? I skipped school to learn how to moonwalk. Really? Yeah. Can you show us? I don't know if I've retained it. Are you actually with Michael Jackson? Give it a shot. Give it a shot out there. Sorry.

Shoes off. I remember trying to dedicate an afternoon to it and not being able to. It is pretty crazy how awesome that is. It's also a 90s-ass question to ask about moonwalking. I mean, it's like you should be asking who does the best gridding. All right, here he goes. Here he goes. The answer is Blake. All right, all right. Blake. mean, it's like, you should be asking who does the best gridding. All right, here he goes. Here he goes. The answer is Blake.

All right, all right. Blake. Oh. Oh. That's a good arch. Oh. Oh. I think Nick.

Wow. That was clean as fuck. Loaded question. Ghost wrote the print sheet. Damn. Oh, damn. Hard to beat. Nick.

Any challengers? Oh, wow. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh.

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Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, wow. Oh, oh, oh. Rolls up. Told you. Yeah. Wow. Anyone else? We can't top that.

Nick's been holding in all his cool shit so he can still be funny. You know how hard that's been in to hold back? Yeah. I saw it on the prep sheet today and started salivating. Put it on your resume. Moonwalker. Best moonwalker in the office. Can we see Blake Gritty, though? Can we get Blake in here to Gritty?

Or maybe just out there? Yeah. Did that look good, actually, you guys? Oh, it looks awesome. It looks pretty good, yeah. It looks awesome. It was acceptable enough to be cool. Okay, cool.

Go get Blake. Go get Blake. He's the best Gritty. He's the best Gritty here in the office. I just, I like, he was Gritty-ing too much the other day. I just know a bad Gritty. Quigs is pretty good too. Quigs has a good gritty?

Oh, Quigs, get in here. Quigs, get a... I want to have a gritty off. Gritty. Oh, no, that's a floss. Oh. What's gritty? I don't know what the gritty is.

Oh, okay. Then what's getting sturdy? That's what you guys do. I think gritties are sturdy. No, I think getting sturdy is a different thing. That's what you guys do. I think gritties are sturdy. Nah, I think getting sturdy is a different thing. That's like a drill thing. As a white man, I think I'm the voice of reason on this. Schefter tore his ACL when he grittied.

Uh-oh. He didn't get there. Oh! He hopped up. Yeah. He's got a long neck. Yeah, a sharp chin. A goofy-ass chin.

The Phillies seem like they're in good spirits. I mean, the clubhouse vibes, it's because... Schwarber. Schwarber. Schwarber is the number one clubhouse vibes guy. They have a dude named Brandon Marsh, too, who's a clubhouse vibes guy. Oh, he got him. He got him.

He's out. He got him. Oh, Quakes, all right. Where do you guys want to gritty? Why do you guys both think you're in here? You two. What brings you two together? What do you two have in common? Share a common trait, a skill.

Actually, I mean, they work together. Sit down for a sec, Quakes. They're both incredible at— Quakes is Blake's boss. Quakes, what's with the shirt? Just a shirt. Just a fan of the 777? You and Seth.

It ain't bowing, I ain't going. Whoa! R slash aviation, I said. I flew on it back from Pittsburgh. It was a CS something. Probably a CRJ. It was beautiful. It was a smooth flight.

Probably Ray. Jepson. Probably Ray Jepson. You probably didn't expect this to be in the script today that we got, but we want to see you gritty. First off, explain who Blake is, and then I want to see both of you guys gritty. Blake, I know yours is me clean There's a mic right there

Blake was my intern Now he's full time Fuck yeah, Blake That's Blake We work on a lot of stuff A lot of like editing Graphics Meme stuff

Hot ass dude Social, you know Utility man Yeah You're actually You're too good looking to be a memes guy Yeah, it's odd That's not right

It happened late This whole thing? Yeah, I guy. Yeah, it's odd. That's not right. It happened late. This whole thing? Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, what came first? The memes brain or your good looking-ness? I'd like to say the memes brain. Okay. That's good. Probably the best order. When did you first know memes is where I like, that's my passion? I don't know. I just thought it was funny.

Does it help picking up chicks where you're like, what do you do? It's like, I make memes. You have a good looking memory. No, but it's a good thing to tell people when they ask what I do for a living. Yeah. It is a fun thing, just being like, I make memes. I think that Quig should go first with his gritty though. I don't know if I've

ever gritted. Wait, what? We were told you have a good life. I didn't say that. I said Blake did. I said Blake did. I've seen him. I'll do a gritty, but I don't know if I can. Oh, wait. He's setting us up.

Why do we think he had a great gritty? Who said he had a great gritty? Oh, I didn't. No, I didn't. No, I didn't. I said Blake. EJ said it. EJ said you're the best gritty in the office.

I've seen him do it before. He hits that shit. He said he's. All right. Where's the. Yeah, right there. Perfect takes you. All right.

Oh, no. You do not have the best gritty. What the fuck takes you. All right. Oh, no. You do not have the best gritty. All right, Blake, save it. Save it for the meme community. Go back. Boy, Blake. Is it hopscotch underneath of you on the ground? Huh?

I've never done this. What the fuck? It's a lie. I saw you do it. What? No. That's not. Boys.

I've seen you do it better than that, dude. I saw you do it over to your little chair by the bar. You guys got set up. If anybody's listening, they could come for the throne, right? Yeah. Come into the room. I don't think I've ever done that. You have, dude. I've seen you do it, dude.

Not good. It was good. You hit it harder than that. Maybe it was a one in a million thing. Hit it one more time. Yeah. Let's do a little something. You're scoring a run here. Let's one more time. Yeah. Just do a little something. Ron, you're scoring a run here.

Let's go. It was nice. Pretty good. That's not bad. It's tough to do in silence as well. You're not really selling it. I think maybe even slow it down. What's the rush?

Quigs was a huge disappointment, though. I think Blake had a little something to it. I think Blake had a little juice to his. Yeah. I think you did, Blake. Quigs, I'm sorry. Yeah, nothing. TJ put you on the spot.

Nah, he hits that shit. You're saying that you hit it. TJ keeps on saying that you hit it. I just got a text that Zoopy has the best gritty in the office. Get Zoopy in here. Fasoli tipped me off. Oh, man.

Wait, Fasoli, why are you texting me? You're producing the stream. Fasoli tipped me off. Oh, man. Wait, Fasoli, why are you texting me? You're producing the stream. All right. Fasoli. Yeah, Zupi. I bet you Campus can run off the score. Oh, yeah, he can. See him try.

No, dude, don't put Campus in a spot to fail. I mean, no, I wouldn't want to if he didn't want to. Didn't want to. No, bro. I have definitely seen Blake do it, dude, and he was doing, like, the eye thing, dude, like a point, dude. It was sick.

My zipper's been down. No one want to tell me. We were trying to see if you flop out. I had a booger this morning. Had no idea. I'm always well aware of that. And Brandon had to get me. I'm a frequent booger haver, I knew.

But I'm not. Come on. Yo, you guys are fucking killing him. Ow. We're shelling them. Oh. This is a whomping. Go live to fucking Smitty talking shit on Big T's dumb ass.

That's right, Kate. Good fight. Is it late? Here he is. I think it's a little. It's a good fight. He's live. Zoopy.

It's live, so we missed it. Keep adding them up. Zoopy, we heard you hit that thing. Oh, Zoopy's in the Guardians crew. Oh yeah, forgot. Oh yeah. Fight the big fight. All right, Zoopy.

We heard you had the best gritty in the office. You're hearing that? Yeah. Where do you think? Where do you think? Who? Yeah. You can put on those headphones

if you want to hear some music to gritty to. Yeah, if you need to get amped up. I don't think there's any. Drill? The headphones will go with him. I don't know if music to gritty to. Yeah, if you need to get amped up. I don't think there's any drill. The headphones will go with him. I don't know if the drill is the best. Okay, you got it. You find it. Found it.

All right, let's go, Zoopy. You got to ditch the headphones for it, though. Yeah, yeah. All right, ditch it, ditch it. Music's still going. Oh! Yeah, yeah, it's pretty good. Oh, yeah, the little foot up.

He got low. He got low. He got low. All right, you got to send in the next person. Zoobie, now I want you to go down the hallway that way, but only grittying. The entire way? Yeah, get in their way. Make sure you're in front of them. Hurry up, hurry up.

Hurry, hurry. All right, get up. Bubble hockey, go. Oh, get in front. There he goes. There he goes. There he goes. There he goes. Oh, he fell.

Oh, dude. Gritty around. Gritty around. Go, go, go, go. This guy, he can gritty. He always walks past us. He's humble. He's humble.

Let him eat a salad in peace. He looks like Chalamet. Yeah. Chalamet the God. I was watching his. He's humble. Let him eat a salad in peace. He looks like Chalamet. Yeah. Chalamet the God. I was watching his. That was a great. His compilations are wild. Oh, Charlamet?

Out of pocket compilations. Dude, I went to a dinner with him once. Things he has said. Yeah. And he like just. Is that? He commanded the whole dinner by telling everyone that Magic Johnson never actually had AIDS and just went down this deep.

You can get away with it with the lisp. Say whatever you want. When's your sister get raped? What the hell happened with that? What the hell is up with that? He said that to Logic. Is Tim Duncan bisexual? Best of the...

Why the hell would someone rape your sister? Yeah, so who raped your sister? He was like... Why the hell would someone rape your sister? Yeah, so who raped your sister? He was like, why the hell did... The logic was like, man... Can you put that clip on? What the hell was up with that? It is... Oh, man, I don't...

Who the hell raped your sister? Oh, man, I don't want to get into that. It's a little too personal. I snipped your chair last time you were there. You're a sick person. I snipped your chair last time you were there. I snipped your chair last time you were there. You're a sick person. I sniffed your chair last time you were here. You're a sick person. I know.

I couldn't help it. I mean, you're J-Lo. Oh, just left. Oh, my God. We do that, though. That was sass after the stripper left. Jesus. He's crazy.

Sniffed his own chair. Yeah. He's crazy. Sniff his own chair. Yeah. Just to get a sense for his own pheromones. Oh, you do a good Charlemagne? Yeah. Fuck. Who the hell raped your sister? Yeah, it's pretty easy to do.

Raped your sister. Sister. What the hell? What else did he say? Top lisp right now? Outside of Tyson, obviously. Top lisp. Ooh. Lisp right now? Outside of Tyson, obviously. Top Lisp. Who's Top Lisp?

Top Stutter's Joe Biden, obviously. We should do like a competition show. Top Lisp? Yeah. I like that. America's Top Lisp. America's best. I don't know.

America's best. Imagine the cheating scandals that would come out of that, though. People freezing their tongue. Or just getting caught by Project Veritas not lisping. Did I listen to you with Shane? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Project Veritas is crazy. I didn't know what that was.

They reached out to me one time. Say what? To investigate Sports Illustrated or something it was like in my tweets you know how they filter the tweets it was like one was like a checked account with like 1.6 million I clicked on it it's Project Veritas

I forget exactly what they said maybe I can still find it but I don't want them on my other I don't want them against me let's see what they said be real bad if they were against me I don't want them against me. No. Let's see what they said. It'd be real bad if they were against me. I don't know anything about it. It's just basically this dude that goes in, like, is it entrapment?

Kind of? But it's not, like, it's not in court. He, like, goes to, like, the head of Pfizer or something, and he gets, like, some big some big like corporate person there to like admit that like the drugs don't work or like he went to he got some teacher or principal to say that they don't hire Christians and like he uncovers. But he basically is doing like a Chris Hansen style sting operation. I think it's a big team of people.

I think it's like a mass. Yeah. It's one. But the guy ahead of his O'Kee ahead of it is O'Keefe, right? Something O'Keefe. Georgia? Georgia O'Keefe. Oh, here we go. Project Veritas. Flagging a story for you, we just released

inside ESPN. Thought you might be interested in covering. Oh, so they didn't want you to entrap anyone. They do know you're a snitch. Of course. You will wear wire. Of course. Yeah, and then they sent me the story.

I guess they wanted me, they're just trying to use me as a mouthpiece to see if I was a willing co-conspirator with them. And you weren't? No, I'm not trying to... Yeah, I don't know. They were trying to use me. I want to be used in a different way. I'd say balsamic for my favorite salad dressing. Is that what you do?

What about just Caesar? Balsamic, yeah, Caesar. Caesar can get a bit too anchovy-y. It's a whole wall of Sports Illustrateds. Where? I used to have one in my house. Really? Yep. Then I moved. Damn.

We really are down. How's the new man cave coming along? It's going along good. I got several workout things in there. I should get skee-ball. Ping-pong table. I have an NBA jam machine, so it's looking good. That machine we have over in the game time room has all the games built in. I know.

I want to take that. I know. I'll steal that. I do, too. Do it. Steal that shit. I might. Still need to come get that rower.

Yeah. I'll get it to Jersey. No, don't act like you. You haven't done a goddamn thing steven what's his face i don't know what his face is i asked about it immediately but you haven't done anything people haven't done anything i'm coming to get it to bring it to jersey and then you'll split it here's what we'll do i'll give you guys my address whoever can break in and get it gets it oh okay deal ste, do you want it? Yes.

I was the one who made the initial claim, and then you hoarded in. I did, but I have the initiative to go get it. I absolutely have the initiative. I'm just not rude, and I'm pressing the rightful owner. Why don't we bring it here first, and you guys have a rowing competition? Who needs it more? No, I disagree. I disagree with that. But you do need it more, though, Brandon. Yeah, play that card. Play that card. Who needs it more? I disagree with that.

You do need it more though, Brandon. Play that card. Brandon won't use it. I will use it. No, you won't. I use my other workout material in there. Doesn't look like it. That's not right. I did bench way more than you. You couldn't get 175 for one. One time and then I matched it

a week later. A week later. I did it right there on the spot. He repped out that. You got zero. I've been to your house several times. You have a boxing heavy bag that's just accruing mold. No, I... Accruing mold?

Old on the heavy bag? Old on the heavy bag. I fear that this rower could be in for the same fate. I box on the heavy bag all the time. That is a lie. No, it's not. You be in for the same thing. I box on the heavy bag all the time. That is a lie. No, it's not. You could have knocked the mold off. How often did you bring it with you at the move?

Yes. You did? It's right by my light boxer, which I use a whole lot. Oh, really? So you have multiple. Yeah, I'm not going to have to take Brandon's side here. What is this? You have all this exercise equipment that you play with all the time.

I didn't say I've been using it for two years. I just started using it in the house. The body's in the kitchen. I just used it until I got in the house two months ago. Be honest. I am. The singular piece of exercise equipment I have. I have a 94-week streak.

I have the Lightboxer app on my phone. All right, here's what we'll do. In one month's time, so what is today's date? It is the 11th. So, actually, November 11th, we'll do it before the college basketball invitation. Whoever can bench press more gets it. Oh, that's easy. That little bitch.

More reps? Look at him. I think we should do it right now. No, total combined weight in a 30-minute span. No. Oh. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. About five minutes. I obviously don't have the stamina. We'll have literally a bench press show. Logically, he's not going to be able to do more than one. No, but if he does more than one times.

He could probably just take 100 and do do it And rip the bar a thousand times Yes let's do that There has to be a minimum Feats of strength Yeah I like it I've already beaten you In feats of strength

Bench press off I want someone to get injured Let's make it a real deal You're gonna get injured Brandon Just pulling up my light boxer app To show you that I've been working out Anyone could be working out

That's probably Tommy With his samurai sword. Fucking that lightboxer up. Fair enough. Tommy's a beast. Should we spin the wheel? Yeah, probably should. Look at that. Nick. Nick, you're cold, bro.

You're so cold. You're ice cold. The white Snoop Dogg. Oh, shit. Whoa! I guess I am the white Snoop Dogg. Oh, shit. Whoa. I guess I am the white Snoop Dogg. The white Snoop Dogg. Holy shit. Thanks, bro. I can't believe we've never thought of it. You are.

It's easy to do. I could teach you all before the end of the show. No. It's very easy. Teach Brandon, then. I don't want to know. Take off the shoes. I'll teach you right now.

I don't want to learn how to moonwalk. I'm good. I don't want to know. Take off the shoes. I'll teach you right now. I don't want to learn how to moonwalk. I'm good. I don't want to learn. I don't want to learn that devil movement. Possession by Lucifer himself? How's the churches in your neighborhood? I don't have great churches in my neighborhood. Really?

Why? I don't know why. Makes them not great. Northern Jersey's a godless country. It is. There's no Baptists up there. No Baptists. Now we're hitting it.

Yep. It really is. It's just like Roman Catholics and like fucking weak Protestants. Yeah. Weak ass Protestants. Yeah. The liberal Presbyterians. Which are the worst

they're only Presbys so a woman can teach them the word of God do they allow women in the church? yeah it's crazy they don't fear God I need a home run right here from Austin Riley why? because I bet Austin Riley plus 450 they have a home run why?

why would you bet against my Phillies? why? look at Suarez's He had a home run. Why? Why would you bet against my Phillies? That's the same statement. Why? Look at Suarez's swaggy-ass chest. All unbuttoned. Like, Glennie Ball's showing off his shitty chest hair. Philly Rob.

Phillies are so sick, dude. Ever since I started watching them last week. They've just been winning. They've been so fucking sick. It does have potential to be a hell of a fall and winter in Philadelphia sports. Yeah. Especially when you factor in Pat Beverly. Would you give up Embiid for a first round pick?

For the first overall pick? No. God, no. Wimbanyana could fucking break both of his knees tomorrow. Embiid will never get hurt. You are right. My biggest worry with him. Wimbanyana? Are you going to be a Yana head?

Are you going to go wherever Wimbanyana goes? Big guys don't have great feet. No. It's because the Marfa. Imagine if the Thunder got him. Chet and Wembañana. Two unicorns. They might because they're going to be bad.

Yeah, they will be bad. They're undefeated in the preseason, I think. Oh. Doesn't matter. You're really banking on the preseason this year. I mean, the Bucks are 0-4, so they're going to be terrible. So are the Nets. What did the Wizards do in Japan?

Did you hear Roy Hachimura's speech? No. He gave a speech in Japanese to the entire audience, and then Draymond followed him up with a speech as well in all Japanese. It was impressive, but it was just one word. Draymond hit a guy. Yeah, punched him. You hit on a guy?

Mm-hmm. Hey, yo. Fuck with Reddick's podcast? Yeah, I like Reddick. Me too. Yeah? Like the clips. Like his co-host?

Yeah. I like his style. His co-host style? Or his style? His style. You don't like Tommy? I didn't get far enough into it. Just the clips.

More clips than anything. Your clip head. Yeah. They break down. They do a good job of breaking down the plays of basketball. A very inside basketball type of look, which is valuable.

Very valuable. You guys talked about soaking. Huh. You guys talked about soaking. Huh? You guys talked about soaking. We did. Episode zero. That's one of my expertise. I heard.

Why is it episode zero and not episode one? I had a very funny reaction to being informed about soaking. Yeah. Oh, Dave tweeted this himself. Mm-hmm. Dave himself. He played in Utah.

And I would have killed it in the latest playoffs. Yeah. You know what soaking killed it. Salt Lake City. Yeah. You know what soaking is? Soaking? Yeah. Like, if I was to... Dude, I don't think you do know what it is.

Can I guess? Do you want to? I don't have a problem embarrassing myself. Okay, guess, guess. If I'm soaking in the bathtub? Soaking in my own tears? Dude, it's a thing that's specific to utah and uh it's a thing that goes on at like byu and mormon schools where they're not allowed to have

premarital sex and so what they do is uh the guy kind of takes the car and parks it in the garage and just lets it idle there and it just sits there i don't understand what you mean because you kind of tell it to me like i'm a three-year-old he wouldn't explain this i got a guy puts his talk about it you know what i mean i don't his his dick in there and just leaves it there and it just so he just leaves it there to soak and it's the thing that goes on in utah do they come when they soak i don't think I would Yeah we know Dan Yeah Well they have bed jumpers

Yeah you do have bed jumpers Oh yeah That's true you have some money Yeah I don't How could you not? I think they do You have to How could you not?

You're just laying in there? Think of where you are But the girl can't get pregnant Because there's not Love or intent involved. So they're good to go. Oh, your Chick-fil-A's here, Brandon. I did not order Chick-fil-A. Sure, you didn't.

Does the Eagles have Brit? Covey? Covey, yeah. From Utah. How much Chick-fil-A grease do you think's on Brandon's punching bag, Stephen? Just covered. I mean, if he uses his hands, probably a lot.

Why do you know about Britton Covey on the Eagles the punt returner who's on their practice squad? He's a short one. That's a good question. Good follow up Roan. He was on. He played for Utah for like seven years. If you count his mission.

He did the mission. Short white kid. Yeah, but why would you even know about someone being on Utah for that many years? He was a good returner. He's a great returner. That's basically why he's on the team. Why do you know anything? Rooting for him. He's a fucking short white boy.

Returning kicks. Yeah, dude, but that's still a niche even for you. You were shocked that Owen remembers someone's vest that they wore one time. This is... Do you have a list of the short white guys that are succeeding in the NFL? Let's popcorn all of us against KB.

I don't. I don't know. There can't be many. Like skill positions. And Scunner. Scotty Miller. There can't be many. Woodhut still playing? Like skill positions. No, no. And Scunner. Scotty Miller. Beasley just retired.

Who else, KB? Did that 4'4 kid from Rice ever make it to the league? He wasn't white, was he? No, but I wonder if he... I play in... I play in arena ball in Alberta. Some shit like that. Is he the only short white out here now?

Can't be, right? There's more. There's multiple shorts. How tall is he? 5'8". Yeah, that's tough. Half of Kyler Murray. Yeah, he's a little bit smaller than Zupi.

Dree Archer, he's black, but he was like five, nine, five, eight. Didn't make it. You've just transitioned into short guys. We're talking about short whites. It sounds like a Starbucks order. Short white, white.

Do you have a Muggsy Bogues phase in middle school? Oh yeah. I was obsessed with all of this short. Boykins. Short athletes. Yeah. Boykins after Bogues. Nate Robinson

yeah that was fun Nate Robinson's dunks are not that impressive no they're not because he took like 40 tries to do all of them and it's just like he can't throw down

that hard it's just more impressive that he gets it in which is very trophy generation he's more of the new Spud Webb as opposed to the

new Muggsy Bogues Jack Shapiro who's Jack Shapiro? Who's Jack Shapiro? Shortest NFL player, 5'1". 5'1". Ben's a nephew. Yeah, but this is before. It was only.

Brendan Holliday. He was black and white. Brendan Holliday was electric. He was electric. That's a big reason Pat McAfee's famous. The Eagles used to have a guy named Donnell Pumphrey. He was 5'5", like 130. San Diego State.

Yeah, and he was the all-time yardage leader, but he sucked in the league. Wasn't strong enough. This has been fun. Saying names? Yeah. Or this 3-0 count that they have right now. I like saying sports names.

I wouldn't even mind walking him right here. Sean Moreno. Was he short? Nope. How about that gay one? Funwn Moreno. Was he short? Nope. How about that gay one? Willie Gay? Michael Sam? No, Willie Gay, bro.

That's a good walk. He was Willie Gay. John Amici? John Amici. All right, we're good. We're good. We're good. We're good.

Good, we're good. I'm in the corner. I gotta go do the rundown. All right. Four for us. Spin the wheel. Oh, yeah. It's tomorrow.

So today is our last full show. So yesterday was our last full show with Owen. Yeah, I'm out. Thursday. I'll be here. I think so. I guess you guys are just... Well, Sass isn't here today. Right. I'll be here. I guess you guys are just... Well, Sass isn't here today. Right.

I don't even know what time our fucking show is tomorrow. Our fucking show. Fucking show. Our fucking show, yeah. That's Mean Girls. Our number one fucking show. Well, here's the thing. Oh.

Yeah. That thing has been red hot. Oh, fuck yeah. Reset that shit. Oh, boy. Pull up chat. I like to see chat after a reset. What? This one didn't even reset much. Oh, not really.

This rules. Oh, we were damn near reset. People think that reset the sliver should go off once it lands on it. Oh, we have to spin reset. People think that reset, the sliver should go off once it lands on it. No. Oh, we have to spin again. Is that a new spin now? Oh, no. Just land on something?

That TV's too small. We can't see shit. Yeah. L what? A lot of L's. Do you trust the wheel? If the wheel is just. Suarez's got to get this shit together, brother.

Especially against Darneau. Who already hit a home run off of him. Right. That's okay. I mean, you don't want to see a guy three times around. That's a lot of pitches. He's got a little D, right? Yeah.

Darneau. Oh. Ouchie. Here we go. All right. Have you ever taken a baseball right in the nuts? I don't think I have. I have.

No way. Is it going to reset again? This is crazy. Yeah. Oh. We're good. We're good. Great to reset.

That would be cool. All right. See everyone tomorrow. All right. For more of the act. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Bill Nye the scientist. This one last Charlamagne. I already forget. Who raped your sister? Who the hell raped your sister? Hell yeah. It's the act. Yeah, it's time to talk shop. We're doing Yankees. Love is the act. It's the act.