The Yak - The Boys Have the Scaries After Filming Case Race VI | The Yak 6-20-24

Episode Date: June 20, 2024

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Nick What's up Kyle Been better Bare bones cast Hey, boys. Nick. What's up? Kyle. Yep. Moop. Hello. Been better. So, bare bones cast today.

Uh-huh, yeah. This is who, uh, who, now, is Kate here or not here? She's not here? She's probably eating a bunch of chips, forgetting that the yak is on. Uh-huh, yeah, forgetting it's her turn on Sporkle. Yeah, yeah. Big Cat, I think, is doing the intern interviews, I believe, so he'll be in shortly. Stephen Che, how you doing?

Been better, but I'm here. Unwatchable slob. I guess Brandon? What happened? I was the referee. I saw it all.

It is the most chaotic, nonsensical garbage we've ever put together. Does anybody disagree? There was never a five-second window where conversing was happening, clearly. Hey, big cat. What's up, big? Did anybody speak at— I am late. Yeah, no cat. What's up, big? Did anybody speak at- I am late. Yeah, no problem.

Their sentence is said. But were there any sentences said without another sentence being said over top? No. Kyle, Kyle. Hello to you. Sit down. You brought a guy? What is this?

So Kyle texted us and said, can we just watch a movie today? Like we were looking for something to teach her, and I couldn't agree more. Roan, hello. Hello. And I want to talk a little. We're not going to spoil the case race. So I feel as shitty as possible. I'm sure everyone else in this room does, except Brandon.

Brandon's the one person who didn't drink last night, and he is awake and feeling fine. Ready to go. So I've given us a little reprieve. This is Blake. Blake, take it away. Hey, how y'all doing? He's got a question for us. Yeah, yeah, I got a question for Brandon.

In your opinion, what is the biggest WWE booking mistake in the last, let's say, we'll do all time. If you could change one storyline, match, whatever that might be. I thought John Cena beating Bray Wyatt at WrestleMania 30 in New Orleans was one of the dumber things I've ever seen. Bray Wyatt could have gone into the stratosphere. He could have been a megastar. They obviously wanted to position him as such, but every time they had a chance, they did not do it.

And John Cena didn't either win at that point. I thought that was a nonsensical booking choice they made 10 years ago. For sure. Bigger than Brock beating The Streak? No, I actually appreciated Brock beating The Streak. I thought The Streak was the most overrated piece of garbage in wrestling. We don't have to do anything for the rest of that. I didn't really like – I wasn't a Streak fan.

I brought him in just so they could appreciate it. So I did not mind Brock ending The Streak at all. I thought it was time for The Streak to end, and I agree with that decision. wrestling i didn't i didn't i didn't really like i didn't i wasn't a street fan just uh yeah uh so i did not mind brock ending the streak at all i thought it was time for the streak to end and i agree with that decision but you don't think that it could have been better leverage to put someone else over maybe like brock lesnar this happened in 2014 brock lesnar was the star they pushed for the next decade like i know he had been around for a while i know he'd come back two years earlier yeah but they leveraged that into him being the dominant force in wwe for five or six years after that for sure he main evented multiple wrestlemania summer slams they used that street they used it perfectly yeah okay all right

yeah what else i don't know what are your thoughts on like the new belts and just the future of the outlook with triple h at the helm well i think I think Triple H has been a godsend. I think Vince was stale for years and years and years, and you can't step in and take it from Vince McMahon if he doesn't do anything wrong. So when he did something wrong and it opened up opportunity, Triple H is a breath of fresh air. He's a new mind.

He's a fair guy. He's an affable guy. I think the sky's the limit. I don't know if you know this, but I had a wrestling podcast about three years ago, and it had six straight 100,000-view videos on YouTube, and then the people here took it away. And what happened right after that?

Wrestling hit a new boom period, and it's bigger than it's ever been perhaps. For sure. Yeah. So what are your thoughts, I guess, on – That's a very wide tie Very wide tie? I don't think it's that wide I think it's kind of wide

I think it's pretty standard Blake was interviewing today and he was like I'm a die hard wrestling fan, wrestling historian I was like just stick around Historian huh? Yeah Yeah so this is pretty cool You'll be interested in this

So my dad he worked for Crockett Promotions Shut the fuck up Right before See Yeah so he was His job was he would sit ringside, and he was pretty much the middleman between all the sponsors, making sure that they were getting their name out like the announcers were doing their job.

Yeah, making sure everybody's hitting their spots. Exactly. Yeah, so it's actually really cool. So obviously on Peacock now they've got the full library. And if you look at WCW Bash at the Beach, I think it's like 1988. It's Ric Flair uh wcw be a bash at the beach i think it's like 1988 you can literally it's rick flair they didn't have a bash at the beach you mean the great american bash great american bash yeah um and he my dad you can see him just his face is right underneath the ring yeah so he um he always was like didn't care if i watched wrestling uh i

started i could tell you the first day i ever watched wrestling, uh, was the 2008 Kentucky Derby. That's a horse race. No, I know. But that day, that day my parents were gone, they were out. So that was the first time I, you know, flipped on. And this was back when they would like do the reruns of the SmackDown Raw and ECW back to back to back. So I just watched it for like five or six hours every Saturday night. Um, but then, yeah, I just became a huge fan and, yeah so who was on top then it was that was cena and orton and them that was like the cena orton uh jeff hardy was like at the time i was on jeff hardy's white hot guys know the rest and jericho returned and jericho so that was when they put the belt on him for a little bit but they they didn't. They had the Shawn Michaels feud that year. Yes. Yeah, yeah. He was like poor from the 2008. Sit this one out.

I haven't listened to it. I hate this. The 2008, I guess, crisis with like JBL and stuff. And that was a great storyline. Yeah, it really was. But I wasn't a, no, I never picked the JBL guy. But obviously the Jericho storyline in 2008 is one of the best storylines. You weren't a big JBL guy?

No, I wasn't a big JBL guy. You weren't the wrestling theme song? You were JBL. Huh? You weren't the wrestling theme song? That's what you built your persona on, JBL guy? No, I wasn't a big JBL guy. You were JBL. Huh? You weren't the wrestling theme song? That's what you built your persona on, isn't it? No. Big Bobby Brin-Henan.

What? Yeah. One of the interns. Don't laugh at me. Last night. What? Don't you fucking laugh. What that was.

He also actually wrestled. I did. Are you a Kulkin? A Kulkin? He looks like a Kul like every time i've got this when we were doing the intern uh interviews i was like face smash he's culkin and uh pft said so he's a culkin in young page views uh who's the kid that uh perky who died in uh american history x edward furlong yeah yeah yeah he looks like a biden campaign staff a little adam cole to you Yeah, exactly. Who died in American History X? Edward Furlong.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He looks like a Biden campaign staff. Got a little Adam Cole to you, too. I'm not a huge Adam Cole guy. Well, you should be. KB, he wrestled in high school. Where are you from? I'm from Nashville, Tennessee.

Oh. I got to specify that because I went to Indiana and people were like, and Nashville, Indiana is like the next time they're like, are you from Nashville, Indiana? No. Do you know the Baylor school yeah they're very very good is that in Nashville

that's in Chattanooga so Chattanooga is like the hotbed like Tennessee wrestling is like it's getting better but Chattanooga like those kids can actually go to like Pennsylvania and Jersey and like wrestle with those kids that's where the southern I used to wrestle at the southern skull no we added a W we've added a W

there's a W in my wrestling you got to tag out for your wrestling you're wrestling wrestling yeah and wrestling yeah so what so what else what else is what's your story well yes i'm from nashville tennessee um went to an all boys school uh gay wrestling yeah kind of gay but for anyone out there like all boys school like it? Yeah, kind of gay. But for anyone out there, like, all boys school, like, it's so fun. Like, it gets shit on. Did any of you go to all boys school? Was there any penetration? No, no penetration.

You went to all boys? Yeah. That's how I turned out gay as hell. Yeah. When I sucked my first 10,000 dicks. And it's called prep, right? You never forget. Prep, yeah.

That's ironic. Yeah. Swung my car out.? You never forget. Prep, yeah. That's ironic. Yeah. Swap my car out. What? My car. Oh, yeah. All right, we can let Blake go. Wait, but what?

Thank you. I'm going to. I'll swap my car out, then we'll let Blake go. I'm going to Nashville tomorrow, Blake. Yeah? What's your last question? Okay. Put me on the itinerary.

Give me a dinner spot. Oh, well, what kind of food are you in the mood for? Rossino. Rossino. The best shit. If you want, like, good, like know the best shit if you want like good like steakhouse uh cane prime is like really good but if you want like hot chicken i would go to prince's i've been all the hot chicken okay you've been all the hot chicken uh barbecue spot i would say

like peg leg pork or martin what about fine dining fine dining um i mean i don't really like go fine dining in nashville but cane prime is really nice i would say all right cane prime can't do that guess where i know that i know i'm putting it on because i know the owner but it's a good how long you gonna be in town i live here i'm from chicago yeah well no i'm not from chicago i live in chicago yeah well well i mean where do you live right now streeterverville. What street? That's Chicago? That's yeah. Ontario Street.

Right on the water. You live in Chicago? Yeah. I'm going to Smackdown tomorrow night. Oh you are? You want to go? You want to hang out?

I would love to. I would absolutely love to. Cool. Cool. Where is it? Huh? Where are they doing the show? Rosemont.

Wait wait. Are you inked up? No. No? No tattoo? Do you want to get inked up today? Buy some amateurs?

The thing is, is if I get one tattoo, like, it's just going to get bad. I'm going to get sleazy. Okay, we'll get, like, two or three then. Okay. Well, maybe. Yeah, if you start out with two or three, then you probably won't. What wrestler has the best tattoo? Mmm.

Best tattoo? Overall, I'd say Randy Orton. I like his tattoos the best. But one singular tattoo, I tattoo I think like the CM Punk Pepsi sign is like one of my favorites the answer is the Rocks Brahma Bowl tattoo that's like so generic though how's that generic he created it

well I mean that's like the most cop out like obvious answer Rocks tattoo but that's it's the best it's like calling Alabama the best program in college football it's correct that's true well what about that guy in Major Pain with the head tattoos? What guy in Major Payne? Oh, Bam Bam Bigelow?

Yeah. Bam Bam Bigelow. Yeah. He had flames on his head? He did. He did. That's pretty fucking cool. He was Scott.

He was from Jersey. Should we just watch Major Payne? That would be a nice one. I would watch it. Oh, my God. I love watching him. He makes me laugh every time. Quote the whole thing.

Really? I would have to see it, though. It would come back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that little Orlando Brown that plays Tiger? That's DeMond Wayans, right? Yeah. Who's the mom?

She's not the mom, but she's... The love interest? She's the love interest. Oh, it's the love interest. She's mommy for real. Oh, is that? For real. No.

Hilary Banks isn't in that, is she? Oh, my God, she is. Yeah. Karen Parsons? Yeah. God, she is. Yeah. Karen Parsons? Yeah. God, she's fine. I love her so much. Hell yeah. Blake, is it?

Blake, yeah. Are you a Tennessee fan? Oilers fan? Bruce Matthews jersey? No, he's a Tennessee, you're a Vols guy. He's a Vols guy. I'm just a state of Tennessee guy. Oh, well, that's great. Yeah. guy he's a falls guy i'm just a state of tennessee guy oh well that's great yeah yeah i've actually got um so i'm like you know i've suffered so much heartbreak and now tennessee's finally getting good at sports yeah um if they win the natty i'll actually win 11 grand so it's in in the college world series yeah it's just college baseball nobody cares like if you want a college baseball

national title that doesn't really... I mean, I agree. It's definitely the third most important, but we're going to take what we can get right now. Is it third, you think? Would you rather have your women's basketball team win it? Not for Tennessee. Tennessee women's have won so much. Yeah, but they want to win the women's national title.

They support it. For sure, as they should. It's the best college women's program. Well, it used to be. Well. It's certainly not anymore. We're talking women's basketball now. Oh.

We had Pat Summitt here last night. No, we didn't. No. Way to go, Brandon. What does that sport? Cancel the case. What does that sport? Blake, thank you so much for coming by.

Yeah. Nice meeting you, Blake. Take it easy. Appreciate you, dude. Feel free to cuss in the mic the mic yeah so you can cuss if you want now's your time you want to say titty or something shit piss titty he's the man yes one of the participants is asleep in our studio right now who is it i like blake a lot he's a nice guy. Yeah, I do too.

It was a good 15 minutes. So what do we do now? I was trying to post the link for people to tune in and our fucking chat is such babies. It sucks. Okay, that's fine. These people are dead. We're dead. It was 10 minutes.

We're dead. We need to move the ball down the field. We're matriculating the ball down the field today. We'll get there. Who's most dead? What do they want from us? No, Che. Che. I walked into the bathroom this morning. Che was dropping a huge dump, and he was just looking terrible. You can poop out a hangover, though. That is a possible thing to do.

Yeah, that's a fact. Oh, it is. I don't think you can. What are you talking about? I've never. I think you can poop and jizz one out. You can definitely jizz one out. You could jizz yourself into a hangover, though. That is true.

But I think you need both. I don't think you can just jizz yourself out of a hangover. I think you can just poop yourself out, though. I think I got gluten last night. I grabbed the wrong cups. And one of the other participants were like, wait, this beer is disgusting. I was like, oh, that's. I tried really hard.

Yeah, it's okay. I was coming out both ends this morning. Yeah, it got crazy. Everywhere. You threw up? Oh, yeah. All morning. What did you guys, TJ and Brandon, I need to know from your sober minds.

Because I think that what we did last night that people are going to watch tomorrow is could be the greatest thing we've ever done or or it could be the absolute dog shit worst thing and i don't know if there's any in between so my concern you guys agree with that i think it's like i called it i think it's going to be unwatchable slop. My concern is how easy is it to follow or make sense of? But no case race is easy to follow. No, no, no, but not like this. I walked in two hours in, and I was like, TJ, is this even watchable?

And he just had a huge smile on his face. He goes, dude, this is the most dude's rock thing ever. It's just the meme where it's like, I bet he's out cheating, and then like, what he's actually doing is just any frame from the second half of this episode. Like, it's...

I implore you, do not even attempt to listen to this as a podcast. It's going to be unlistenable, but it's super watchable. We should make Jacob the intern do that. Yeah, listen to it. Also, like, one of the first things that you guys said was, like, why did we take the chairs out of the room? Because we took some of the chairs out of the room to make room for people.

Yeah, that was correct. It was a mosh pit. People would have died, yeah. Did anybody say anything that if it gets through the cracks, they're ruined? But less than any other case rate. It was actually you. You. Top one. You let it. I was afraid of that. I was afraid of it. It said, Asiago shits on Parmesan. but less than any other case it was actually you you led it

I was afraid of that Asiago shits on parmesan favorite color is clear me and Quig just went through all the cuts it's less editing than in any other one it's the shortest case race but it's the drunkest case race I don't remember by far

I think every participant blacked out I don't remember the second half. Nobody was halfway in. I didn't black out. I was smiling ear to ear the whole time. I think Roan somehow is fine after these. Because Roan's built different. No, Roan's a sneaky, sneaky cheat.

I was going to say something mean there. I didn't. Say it. Say it. Say it. Do it. Do it. Roan is Say it. Do it. Do it. Roan is dependent on chemicals.

Oh. Oh, I need them, period. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I need something. You need all chemicals. But I did know PED. Roan made us pregame it.

We had like three shots of tequila. That was crazy. Yeah, but it helped, though. I swear to God, it helped. No. In every way possible. Pregame with liquor, wine, and Prosecco. Oh, my God.

Did you hit the jungle this morning? The jungle? Iron jungle? Oh, no. Squats can get you out of a hangover, too. I woke up at 1030. I was doing lunges. Today?

Yeah. What? You're fine. I'm fine. I didn't want to. Do you not get hungover? I do. I get crippling hangovers, but I don't know.

I don't know what happened. It's that Chicago air. It's that fucking heat wave that we're going through right now in the windy. I wasn't able to get myself home last. I was told you spent the hour after FaceTiming every girl on your phone. Yeah, I made like 15 calls last night. What was the end game? I know, and Paige said that she took your phone from you

and you had $300 of Taco Bell orders. Oh, yeah. $300? Yeah. No way it was $300. That's the inventory of the store. That's everything they had. It's a franchise.

I think I cleared out Taco Bell last night. And then I couldn't call my own Uber, so Stephanie drove me home. You couldn't call your own Uber? Dude, I was wasted. Yeah, we all That's butt impression I had to get up

I had to get up at 730 This is when we did Intern interviews For the last four hours I can't imagine That was the worst That would have me hung over The worst planning of all time

The worst planning of all time Yeah Yeah that was bad All I wanted to do Was lay in bed So we always say I can't believe you did that I

We Props It actually was the only thing that i would never be able to cancel like an inner like an interview of an athlete we would have canceled but it was like 15 kids who flew they flew yeah for today and it's like you can't cancel yeah you can't you can get someone else to do it how's the crop looking pretty good it's gonna be tough to make that decision yeah it's just one i think so wow or none wow that'll be we might just get lazy and be like wow that would be awesome i will get one okay they all want it so bad which is like

makes it even harder but i think if you're just like, we're not going with any, everybody would be like, okay, I'm not that upset because they didn't take anybody. Oh, yeah. I think the best way to preserve feelings is, yeah. Yeah. But then next time we do intern interviews, no one's going to want to come because, well, no.

People still want to come. People still want to come. We always say you don't want to be the main character of case races, and I don't think any of us in this room were. I definitely was not. None of us. I don't want to be the main character of case races, and I don't think any of us in this room were. I definitely was not. None of us. I don't think so. Who?

I was looking around. I think you're right. Yeah. I think you're right. But somebody else? Yeah. Yeah. Someone has to be.

I have a couple. Yep. Don't say him. Don't say him. I'm old. No, no, because we're old. So I would love to talk about it. We'll talk about all of it Monday.

But what we're doing for this case race, we're trying to do it different, that there's literally going to be no spoilers. We want people to watch it and be like, who's in it? What are they dressed as? No idea going into it. Because that's how we did it at Royal Rumble, where it's like you don't know everyone who's in it until an hour in. The rules or the procedurals.

It was fun. I had fun with you guys. Some good pies, too. Some really nice pizza pies. I really hung over, and I just wanted to go sit in the dark studio, and I looked in the frame of our studio, and I saw a two-scoop sugar cone silhouette of Ben Mintz just ready to yap my ear off.

Oh, no. Well, his dad's coming in town for his 75th and they're going to the Stones. His dad's a big fan of the Stones. Oh no. I heard that yeah. I heard that. I can't That sounds very familiar. I can't believe how clean this studio is right now. It smells good. Yeah a lot of people. Who did that?

That's a page move. That's a job. No no Zal was on it. Oh wow. Zal was on it. Good Zal was on it Interns Interns I sprinted out Cause I I puked so much I was on

I was on the I was on the KB oil baron shit People were cleaning You were tipping I was ripping off hundreds You were? That's awesome No you weren't

Yeah I was like This is I feel so bad about this. I gave it to the cleaning crew, and they looked at me. They're like, what are you doing? And I was like, you don't know what you're going to go into. Yeah.

You have no idea. I just can't believe the depth of the support staff of people who are just here pretty sober working on it. Right. So fucking impressive. This guy right here. Brando. Well, Brandon is kind of obligated. Oh, he threatened to quit because I'll say this as a spoiler,

but things did get physical at points. Mm-hmm. Inexplicably. They got very physical at different points. Like out of nowhere. Kind of right off the bat, too. Yeah. Consistently.

Yeah. Things got very physical. What did you call me? Frank? It's been on my chest for a while now. What did you call him? What? I feel like somebody wants to be on the show.

What are you doing? Oh, yeah. Take a gander. What are you doing? Oh, yeah. Take a gander. What do you see? Mm-hmm. What a map. Quite a map. Quite a map.

Quite a map. It's a map. Quite a map. The purple hat map. It's the purple hat map. What's... Mrs. Peach is here. Oh, she's here?

Yeah, Mrs. Peach is here. Okay. She got hammer Peach is here. Okay. She got hammered last night. That was a crazy entrance. What should we talk about so we don't spoil? Should we make people do things for our entertainment? That's what I was saying. Make people do the gauntlet who've never done the gauntlet?

Just run through everybody? Maybe a few people told me they hadn't done it. Greer, Nick Mulcahy, a couple others. Yeah, maybe. Steven's concussed. Not from the case race. He's been so off. That's not a spoiler.

That's just we realized last night he's been concussed. Ever since you slammed him. That's not it. I think so. It lines up almost perfectly to the case. Ever since you slammed him. That's not it. He's been concussed. I think so. For sure, yeah. It lines up almost perfectly to the slam. You gave him CTE permanent.

Not it. You might have to do it again just to knock him back in. Reversing. We could talk about trivia. Oh, yeah. Brandon. Good night. Brandon.

Good work. I'm nervous. I don't. Of course you are. Yeah. Trivia's not good for you, man. It's not. It's not.

I handle it better than some, but not most. I can't believe Smokin' didn't know John Q. Everyone knows that movie. Yeah. Yeah. Everyone does know that movie. Everyone knows that movie. Yeah, that's true.

That is true. Yeah. You guys got what, Matchstick, man? I don't even know what movie that is. No, I wasn't playing in that game. I had already won my contest. Oh, yeah, that was against, was Dave Portnoy? Dave Portnoy, yeah.

He got John Q as a question. Dave Portnoy got you. Yeah, right before his Cheez-It question. Is that what's making you nervous about tonight, knowing that you have to go up against a D-low favorite? No, because I've played Dave in this situation before. I think Jeff writes it fair. I think it would be good.

In this situation, but last night? I thought Smokin missed some that they should have gotten. And I know the movies might have been slightly askew, but they have a movie guy. True. Who didn't get a movie question right the entire tournament. True. Like, he should know Matchstick Man.

True. I shouldn't know it, but he should. Did you go on fire last night? Yeah, kind of. Are you afraid you wasted that too early? I am very afraid. You hit the gnaws. I've had two pretty good ones in a row, and I'm due a bad one.

Yeah, and you don't want that right now. No, I don't. Where would you rank this in biggest nights of your life? Fairly low. Oh. Low as in like one? No, no, no. As in like it's not that important.

What if you win? Just trivia. Now that's conversation changing. Now it's one of the biggest nights. In hindsight, it will be a bigger night than it is in foresight. Foresight. Mm-hmm. Is that a good way to use that phrase?

Why are you asking me, man? Don't know. What's the venue called? The Riviera? Riviera. Riv. Riv. Triv on the Riv.

I just checked my phone. I texted Jeff D'Lo, fuck you, Jeff, at one in the morning last night. Why? You're not even in the trivia. He was also here at one fuck you, Jeff, at 1 in the morning last night. Why? You're not even in the trivia. He was also here at 1 o'clock. Yeah, he was here. He was grinding. He didn't even want to come back to the hotel because he was writing questions the night before.

Absolute grinder. No, I thought the dozen rigged was overblown. Yeah. Because they won by like 10 points. Also, if it was rigged, I think you would be in it tonight. No, Boo's ponies are the apple of his eye. Yeah, no, but they like... They're his new toy.

Yeah. And he wants... We're his old Boo. We're the ex. He's the third biggest name in the company behind Dave and Mince. Yeah, that's true. What about Peaches? What about Peaches?

What about Peaches? Peaches peaches? What about peaches? Peaches, Jeff would write questions. Oh, yeah. Peaches would get right. Shout out to Body Armor. We're getting real hydration from Body Armor. Flash IV, this is amazing. It's helping us come back to life today after last night's case raise.

That's not even an ad read. He's just saying it. He's just saying it. Why'd you act like you were reading? That's not even an ad read. He's just saying it. He's just saying it. Why'd you act like you were reading? That's not even on the paper. How'd you do that? No, seriously. Prank me?

Shout out Body Armor. It's so damn good. It's really good. I love the strawberry kiwi. It's such a good flavor. I like this one. You never get straight kiwi. I've never seen a kiwi flavored anything.

What is a kiwi? They are dependent on strawberry. Do we have kiwis in America? But I love a golden kiwi. It's one of my favorite fruits. We bring them in. Where are they? Kiwis are overrated.

I think they're in Costa Rica. They're one of the best chucking fruits. Really? Oh, good chucking fruit. Throw a kiwi. That's small, yeah. What's the top? Let's hear chucking fruits.

I mean, it depends on which one you think you can throw the farthest. I think orange. I think a peach is a good chucking fruit. I think a stiff plum would go a long way. What? I think I could throw a stiff plum farther than anything. I don't know about farther than anything. I like a good Mato.

No, plums can be kind of big. A bigger, real, real sturdy one. The thing you don't get about a plum, and I don't think you're going to get it. I think I could throw it farther than an apple. there's a density to a plum that makes it possible there's like a heft i don't know ron there's like a weight to it that you can fire it he's right maybe a pear could be a pear no the oblong why do you guys unless you can get it to spiral an orange is the is the top of the top it has the correct correct weight. It's heavier than a plum. A small orange or a big orange?

Yeah, it needs to be a small orange. It's obviously a tomato. You're talking about a clementine? I'm talking about a real orange. Tomato has too much give to it. You're talking about a Florida orange. You can grip it up, though. What's the premium size for something to be thrown for?

Can a golf ball be thrown for it? No can a golf ball be thrown farther than a baseball? No, I think it's that baseball. Baseball size. That pink ball. The Spalding. That was voted best ball three years in a row. That's a great ball. So it's slightly smaller than a baseball.

Just a hair smaller than a baseball. Did we ask Content Kim how far she could throw a golf ball when she said, like, four feet? Remember that? It was either four feet or four miles. Yeah, it was something. It was something wrong. It was wrong. Something impossible. I miss her. She wasn't lying.

I do too. Kim! She's gonna be a great mother though. Great what? Grandmother. Oh, grandmother. Great mother. She's going to be. How jealous are you when you got Fogman on? I was steaming. We should try to get Fogman on today.

Well, you touched a Montana boy before we could, so we had to get a little. You had to one-up me. Yeah, that's true. I get it. I get it, but I was salty as hell. Like his popcorn. Delicious. Not salty as hell.

The right amount of salt. No, but I like it salty. And sweet. Yeah, actually perfect for a hangover. A fatty brisket would go good today. Oh, I don't know. I might get a fatty brisket for lunch. You'll go to Green Street?

I feel like that. I might. Not for you right now? I say that. I ate a steak burrito at 9.30 this morning, so. I've been able to keep that down. I bet that hit just right, though. Yeah, no, it hit perfect.

Yeah? It hit perfect. Is it still in you? Oh, yeah. Oh, no, it hit perfect. Yeah? It hit perfect. Is it still in you? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm holding it tight. Oh, yeah, you've got to suck everything out of that before you pass it. You forget how good burritos are when you go too far down the burrito bowl path.

Yes. Yeah, I got stuck on that path for like three years. It came back to a burrito. I'm like, yeah, this is the best. It's so much better. It's so much better. It's not the same stratosphererito. I'm like, yeah, this is the best. It's so much better. So much better. It's not the same stratosphere, but you're like,

oh, well, the fucking calories. I don't think I've ever properly respected burritos. I've never really gravitated towards burritos as much. You get burrito bowls? The second I get a mouthful of just sour cream,

I'm out for six months. He's on the IR. Yeah, that's brutal. Mouthful of sour cream. Mouthful of queso is worse, though. You know what I could go for right now? Some Lomo. Really?

Oh, yeah. When was the last time you had it? A year ago. They don't got it up here? I haven't tried to get it. They have to. Some Lomo Saltado. The Hispanic population up here is bubbling.

Some steak on top of french fries with peppers and onions on it. Tomatoes. On rice. Some tomatoes that you won't eat. You just shove those to the side? Sometimes I'll let them get in the mouth, but not often. Not intentionally. I'll let them be a passenger, but they're never driving.

I avoid tomatoes because I think that they have inflammatory properties. They do. But somebody recently tried to debunk that to my face. My Uncle Donnie grows the best tomatoes in Mississippi. Really? Can he sun some up? Probably not. He's very stingy with his tomatoes. It's the worms

that do it. He's very stingy. Soil. It's the soil. The worm soil. It's the soil. The worms digest in the soil. He likes the soil right betwixt his pecan trees. A lot of people don't like that, but that's the soil that he uses. A lot of people plant

different flowers next to honey, so the bees will... He has bees right beside his tomatoes. Yeah, all right. Yeah, he has a beekeeper come every now and then to take care of his bees. Beans, greens, tomatoes. You name it. Chicken, you name it. Is pecans poisonous if you eat them raw?

No. What nut is that? What nut am I thinking? A buckeye. A buckeye maybe? You just can't eat buckeyes at all though. Or a cashew maybe? Is it Brazil nuts?

I'm not thinking of Brazil nuts, but those are good for cholesterol. Are they? You can pick up a pecan off the ground. Do you guys know that all those nuts come from trees? It's crazy when you think about it. Called tree nuts. Who just laughed? I did.

I didn't know that. I had no idea either raw cashew i almost killed cashew i almost actually looks like a tj watt oh because he has a tree nut allergy and i thought tree nuts were literally just tree nuts and then i i was like i got some almonds and some cashews and he's like yeah i'm allergic to all those i was like no you aren't just tree nuts he's like those nuts. Wait, so isn't that redundant? What is not a tree nut? A peanut is not a tree nut.

It's also not a nut. It's not a nut? It's a legume. It's a legume. It's a legume. Oh, shit. Shit, it's a legume. The legume crew is an odd-looking group.

What else is a legume? Beans, right? Beans, I think, are legumes. Beans are legumes. A lima bean is a legume. And a kidney. Butterume? Beans, right? Beans, I think, are legumes. Lima bean is a legume. And a kidney. Butter beans are legumes. Butter beans? Almost all beans. Let's talk nightshades. Okay. Eggplant.

Yep. Plum. Yeah? I don't know. What a nightshade. What's a nightshade? Nightshades are poisonous. Tomato. Tomato? Tomato. Nightshade vegetables include potatoes, tomatoes, eggplant. I could just listen to Brandon saying potatoes and tomatoes.

I would fall asleep to hearing you say vegetables. Nightshade, scatina, alkaline, salmonella. Go ahead. Sing it out. All right. Potatoes, tomatoes. Go through the alphabet one for each a letter yeah yeah comfortable yeah around yeah yeah yeah yeah well oh starting

with you in the middle i thought we were i thought it was me go ahead yeah yeah oh who's where don't you go asparagus beet I did not see that coming god damn it carrot we're being bad today Doritos hold on Doritos is

come on give us a tea veggie oh you got this you're thinking of fruits I know you are Hold on. Come on. Give us a D, veggie. Oh, you got this. You're thinking of fruits. I know you are. I almost did a fruit for the A. You almost did the D. Can I tell you something?

What? I almost said bok choy. Counts. It probably counts. Candy lions? No. No. What is a D?

We know. Okay, a D? We know. Hang on. Is it something you eat? Oh, yeah. I bet you had one today. I don't know. I don't know. I think I got one.

D? Yeah. You think? Let's prove yourself mook you know i'm gonna be so bad are you thinking like dill pickle dill dill vegetable that's not a vegetable that's an herb yeah is that is an herb a vegetable herbs yeah herbs are vegetable vegetable fuck no no i think dill's right I think we have to accept it Is there no D veggie? Is there an obvious one we're forgetting?

Yeah All I can think of is Doritos Dicor and radish No No Is dill a vegetable? I think Herb?

I think herbs should count Herbs count E Hey Alright Asparagus. Beet. Oh, you're repeating it back.

Carrot. Dill. Celery family. There we go. It says herb right before that. Yeah. TJ's selective highlighting. Oh, it's Iranian room.

Did you pick some when you went? Yes. The Kish region. I'm going to go with, this might be wrong but endive yes oh i love it and a vegetable yeah that is how you want around those all right if you look up d vegetables dandelion greens and dill are both on there all right well dandelion greens are not dandelions all right so i forgot the word green. But that wouldn't have counted. That's a G.

Alright, I got... Oh, dates. No, but that's a fruit. Oh, we aren't doing fruits, too? Dill. Dill. Yeah, look. Dill's right there. Alright, go. Alright, so here's a question. What is a fig? Yeah, I think we go fruits and veggies.

Oh my god. We're going fruits and veggies. That's everything. Okay, fennel. Oh. Well, that's not fennel. That's in the dill family. We got to at least do herbs or veggies or fruits. Which one?

Fruits. Why don't we do herbs, fruits, and veggies? Guys, let's do produce. Let's do alphabet produce. Okay. Produce. We're going to finish this in ten seconds. Yeah, let's do it fast. Let's do speed run.

World record. Graves. H. H. H, eh? World record is speed above. H. We're still good.

Yeah, we're still at good pace. Everyone else is going to have to have it in.1 seconds. Is there a holly berry? Do you know an H? I'm worried about I right now. Huckleberry. Huckleberry. Oh, Stephen.

Wait, is that a real thing or is that just a boy? All right, we'll do produce and boys. All right, you can say produce or boys. What was that thing that the cartoon dog's always eaten? Wasn't that Huckleberry? Scooby Snacks? Talk about curry. What cartoon?

Jody. No, he's like a really old cartoon dog. Marma Duke? I feel like he's blue, maybe. Blue? You could use it with blue? What's the blue cartoon dog that's in huckleberry?

What did he say? You're up. I? Yeah, but you could go boy. Yeah. There we go. That's not what he ate. That's how he got like that.

Do dogs or boys? He doesn't exist. I thought he was eating Huckleberry. Mercury poisoning. I know. Engine? I'll give you J. I know. Injun? Oh. I'll give you J.

Don't be swapping. There are so many options on the table. We can do this alone. What did you say, J? Jalapeno. Oh, I was going to say juniper. Indian corn? No, that's corn.

Indian corn. No, it's different. It's different colored. It's completely different colors. Indian corn. All, it's different. It's different colored. It's completely different colors. Indian corn. All right, we got I and J. Go. Yeah, we did it together.

Kevin McAllister. Yeah, little boy. I was going to go kale, but yeah. Hold on. Y'all counted Huckleberry as a boy. He said Huckleberry, and it was a dog. Huck Finn. But he didn't say Huck Finn.

I said Huck Finn. He's the one that introduced Huckleberry. He said, oh, we're doing boys. Right, and I said Huck Finn. He's the one that introduced Huckleberry. He said, oh, we're doing boys. Right, and I said Huck Finn. So we're not doing dogs, too? No dogs. No dogs. No dogs.

We'll do that. What about a boy dog? It's produce and boys. And anybody send in a video with your crew, see if you can do it faster than us. Let's play produce and boys. What letter are we at? L. Does Lori Lightfoot count? No. What, Mook? A boy. Let's play produce and boys. What letter are we at? L. Does Lori Lightfoot count?

No. What, Mook? A boy. That's a fruit. The polar opposite of everything. Is that Nightshade? Solid fucking joke, though. Yeah.

Thanks, man. L. Come on. Dude, it's the's the It's the vegetable It's the vegetable Lettuce This dude thought Lightfoot before lettuce

Mandarin oranges Nectarine Onion Pierre Garcon That's He was a boy Has he not been on the bus? Huh?

Oh has he been on the bus? Oh shit He must have been on the bus He had to have been on the bus Why has he had to have been on the bus? Huh? Oh, has he been on the bus? Oh, shit. He must have been on the bus. He had to have been on the bus. Why has he had to have been on the bus? Search if Pierre Garçon's been on the bus. Wait, has Lori Lightfoot been on the bus? I'll owe you the biggest of apologies. If not, I'll go pineapple.

Hmm. I'd probably just go pineapple. No, I would like to see if Pierre Garçon's been on the bus. Nope, he hasn't been on the bus. Pineapple. I didn't look it up, but I felt like it was just, we got to a point where. Quinoa.

Radicchio. Wait, wait, that's a grain. That's a grain. Quincy, Quinton. What's a quince? Quinn. Quinn from... A quince is a fruit, bro.

No. He wants to go all boy. I thought we were doing fruits. Can you... I mean, are there any Q fruits? A quince. A quince? Yes.

What's a quince? A quail egg? It was a, remember in. Quince palidorus? Remember in fucking. Who's quince palidorus? That's squint. That's squint.

Not quince. There's a quinn from something. Jaws. Quinn Snyder. Quinn XCX. Quinn. Yeah. Quincy AC. Dr. Quinn medicineder. Quinn XCX. Quincy Acey.

Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman. That ain't not a boy. We're losing the plot here. I'll bring us back. Radicchio. What is that? Some sort of vegetable. It's a radish.

Italian for radish. Cool. Yeah, same thing as a radish. Okay. Boy knows veggies. I didn't say anything. Say what you want about moot. Italian for radish Cool Yeah Same thing as a radish Okay S Boy knows veggies I didn't say anything Say what you want about moot

Oh you didn't get one? I didn't get one You didn't get a Q? Quince a fruit? Yeah You remember in White Man Can't Jump Brandon When she does Yeah

She goes into jeopardy Fruits that start with Fruits that start with Q Yeah it's the forbidden fruit In the Garden of Eden It's like a lemon Throw Huckable

Look at that It's like a lemon. Throw it. Huckable. Look at that. It's like a pepper. What? She'd be a rocket scientist and a brain surgeon. Or maybe a professor. Even though she was getting smoked at the beginning. Yeah, because she didn't know sports. In reality, she would get smoked, though. Yeah, she wouldn't be good at all. Oh, who's the TikTok kid?

Quandale? Turkish Quandale Dingle. I'll go him. He was at the Riz party. Yeah, TikTok Riz party. Rizzler's a Cubs fan. He is? I think he might be local. No.

No way. Those guys are New Jersey or South Florida. Yeah. I don't know. He has the build of a lot of Chicago men. Have you guys seen the memes that are going around now? Oh, the boom in front of disasters? Oh, yeah.

There was one of the Rizzlers stomping, and as he was stomping, it was the second tower going down. Yeah. I believe that was tweeted by dildogaggins69. Did we strike out? No, I'm up. I'm up with an S Soup and salad Don't count

Sauce doesn't count There was some Berry God damn I feel like shit Yeah I got you with a boy Count. There was some berry. God damn it, I feel like shit. Yeah. I got you with a boy if you need one. Steve Slayton. Yep.

That's two points. Well, it reverses now. Oh, yeah. It goes back to me. Double S. It goes back to me. Hit him with Timmy Turner. Timmy Turner.

All right, so back to me. Hit him with Timmy Turner. Timmy Turner. All right, so back to me. Ugyth Urbina. Urbina's back to you, Mookie. Fuck. What do I have? S. V. No, V, V.

Oh, V? Oh. There's plenty of them. Vicky. Vicky. You're thinking females? Yeah, that's a girl's name of them. Vicky. Vicky. You're thinking females? Yeah, that's a girl's name. Always.

There was a bro that had a movie based in Chicago. Vince Papali. Oh, okay. So Vince Papali, it's up to you. Then TVW for you, Kyle. Ivex. Walter White Jr. Oh, back to mook.

Fuck. WX. Is there a boy for every letter? Who would have fucked up? What are the chances? I'll go Xander Bogarts. Mm-hmm. Oh, it's me then. No, no. It's coming this way. You reversed it back. Oh, yeah's me then.

No, no. No, it's coming this way. You reversed it back. Oh, yeah. You reversed it. This sucks. This is pure hungover psycho babble. Let's like count to 100 or something.

Yo-Yo Ma. Yo-Yo Ma, damn. That's a good one. I'll take Yo-Yo Ma as mine. Is that reverse or not? No, no. It doesn't. Is his middle name Yo? No, no. It doesn't. Is his middle name Yo?

That's like Zaza Pachulia. Ah. Same class of name. Zaza Pachulia. So it's you, Nick, to finish us off? Nah. All right, so now that— Let's stop at why.

We're going to need a graphic of each one of ours. And the fans, I guess guess can vote on who had the best draft i guess yeah just see if just be like let's tweet out the graphic just be like do you think you could do better who won how many booms it's the boy produce challenge think you can fucking do better doubt it any y'all ever work in a produce section no i worked in grocery stores oh you did specifically produce yeah i was a bag boy oh i was too donald sutherland died no who keifer oh i thought you're talking about donald sterling not again oh yeah he died How old? 88

What was Donald Sutherland up to? What type of shit did he do? He was living He did like Yeah Fun raisers Did you guys see Jimmy Carter Just stays asleep

For days Oh really? Yeah That might just be dead Yeah no his grandson Literally was like Some days he doesn't wake up What? Jimmy Carter's so old So old That might just be dead. Yeah, no, his grandson literally was like, some days he doesn't wake up.

What? Jimmy Carter's so old. So old. That must be nice. Right. Yeah, he just chooses some days he's just not going to wake up. Waking ups are overrated by far. Waking ups sucks.

The worst part of the day, often. Is it? Often. Yeah, I would say so. Consistently the worst part of the day.. Is it? Yeah, I would say so. Consistently the worst part of the day. I think it's not the best. It's certainly not the best. Even if you don't think it's the worst, it can't be the best. Bro's got vim and vigor over there.

Can't be the best. You wake up every day just happy to be alive like a puppy dog? No, but it's like, all right, it's time to come up now. Caffeinate. Get hype. Get hype. Get hype. What time of day do you get hype?

In the morning. Really? That makes sense, though. You just slept. You're on some Garud. You're recharged. You're rejuvenated. But I don't have to get hype in the morning.

I just am hype in the morning. You are. You wake up hype? I don't get hype until like 1 o'clock. I'm a 1 o'clock hype. I think that's like the worst. That's a sleepy time. I don't get hype around 8 p.m.

Yeah, so you're hype in the morning. It takes me a little time, but then I get hype. Yeah, you're hype in the morning. That's still early. Yeah. I woke up covered in Taco Bell today. $300. Head to toe.

Beef everywhere. How could you not order an Uber? Sauce everywhere. Yeah, you couldn not order an Uber? Sauce everywhere. Yeah, you couldn't order an Uber. I know how to order drunk food for sure. You kept on handing off your wallet and cell phone to like Paige and stuff, and then you'd look for your wallet and cell phone for like an hour. Jay D'Lo and I were just having a long conversation,

and you just were just popping, looking for shit, and then popped back out. Oh, I remember that. The only person that told me I love you last night was Stephen Shea, and he said it 14 times. Stephen Shea dapped me up 45 times in a 10-minute time frame, and I just told him, you have to stop. I don't think Stephen and I spoke. He hugged me off a hug.

I can't recall any two people speaking. He kept on tapping me up being like bro yeah that was awesome i didn't talk to anybody no one conversed he hugged me held the hug and then hugged me to finish not a chase started off hot last night it was a lot of uh yeah there's not a lot of conversing it was a lot of like physical intimidation and getting your thoughts out that way. It was like a demolition derby. Because everybody crashing into everybody.

Yeah, there was a lot of crashing. A lot of crashing. Are there any quotable moments? Quotable? Yeah, there's probably a couple. I can't recall shit. The naughty things that you said that we had to pull the plug on. I had to fill the shoes of sass Well no you were just talking about

How much you love clear The color clear You were like TSA pre-check You were like No no no The color No dummy Thank god we don't have to get on a flight today

Imagine that Who does Right I don't know bro Sure there's certain people I'm gone tomorrow. At least none of us have to do trivia. I'm going to drink a drop.

Right. You guys want to watch some people talking a Toronto accent in a mall? Yeah. Oh, yes. But also, I have a question. Is Drake done? No. Everyone says, is Drake's funeral?

Like, yeah, I'm sure it's Drake's funeral but that was pretty crazy just repeat what they say back to him yeah I'm sure I just repeat what that they say back to him he had everyone hit all of LA out yeah I mean this is reminiscent of the mid-90s source award type of shit East Coast

West Coast but Canada but just because everybody was out doesn't mean that he's done I still dream about him who's he gonna get out for Toronto Shifty

Jim Carrey that dude who wears a turban at Raptors games yeah turban fan Christian that'd be cool are they from Toronto

they're from Toronto. I want to see the Toronto accent, guys. They're fake. Well, they put them on. They're insane. They turn them up. But are the accents accurate? No. Well, they're like, which part of Toronto has the most tings?

And they'll be like, oh, Brampton's got bear tings. If you go to Scarborough, there's bear tings. What are your thoughts on Toronto Hoodmans? Yo, these guys are waste youths, fam. And I hate when niggas try to act hood fam. It's not hood, brisky. When you try to act hood fam, you're not hood fam.

Real spill. You know, like, stop moving bald when you're a good youth fam. You guys are a good youth, eh? Real spill. That's horrible. You guys are good youth, eh? Oh, my God. Another one. There's horrible. You guys are good, you see? Oh, my God. Another one.

There's so many of them. And it's that goddamn that talk like that, too. What? The whole accent is based on Drake. It's like Jamaican, British. Yeah, it's like some patois. But it's really just they all are just trying to talk and even like emulate drake in a music video it's so funny but there's a full account of everybody just making fun of them jake came up

to you and be like yo let me get that track let me get that the wago and delilah song what do you if he tries to teeth it for his own for his ones yeah broski oh like let's say let me collab a collab i might do a local collab but he has to come on it neatly you see him say if he comes with something like i bet you find you loving we're not running that broski i think you need one cup man You had to come on and like You know what I'm saying You see them fry y'all Like you know what I'm saying I think you need one cup man Is he drinking out of like

Why do you have so many guys Stacked up That's the guy who did the Wagwan Delilah song He was the original And so Drake hopped on the Wagwan Delilah Oh I don't even know what that is

You don't know Wagwan That's why I know Drake's not dead Because he already put out Wagwan Delilah Wait Oh, I don't even know what that is. You don't know Wagwan? That's why I know Drake's not dead, because he already put out Wagwan Delilah. Wait, he actually put it out? I thought it was AI. No, that was Drake. Really? What does Wagwan mean? Wagwan Delilah?

What's going on? So it's just a hey there, Delilah. But with semi. Or Toronto Utes. Delilah. She had a good voice. Was she not beautiful? No, she looks like you would think she would look.

No, she has a beautiful voice. No, but she's adopted, she's like a big adopter. And I think like multiple of her husbands have committed suicide or something. Really? That's a lot. What was it, Love Somebody Tonight? Love Somebody. Hey, this is Delilah.

I loved that. And you would go on different radio stations and she'd be having different conversations oh or an elvis dylan very natural that's the best photo i've ever seen ever really that's a painting that's like not even wait she has a podcast i'm sure they put everything she does on a podcast. She's probably the original podcaster. She's the original bad man. Oh, you can be a Delilah? Is a Delilah not something you want? How would you be a Delilah?

Like a lying Delilah? That's a high-preference name. Oh, is Samson Delilah? It's one of them? Yeah. It's a biblical Delilah. Oh, yeah, it's biblical. Not the radio host i didn't know delilah was even a bit of biblical name yeah that's who uh fuck samson's hair right yeah are you named

after doubting thomas uh no no i'm named after my drug dealer father uh and my racist grandfather okay and his no doubt racist dad. Oh, it only probably gets worse. Yeah. It doubles every time. Exponential growth. Oh, yeah. But there had to have been an inception.

I think I'm sixth. You need to be able to go back far enough where there wasn't racism, though, no? I can't. How far back is that? I think Adam and Eve. Adam and Eve. Yeah. I can only go back to my my grandfather i know nothing about before him

where have you have you ever done a dna test or like a history or something no i don't know what i am you're american no correct but i don't know if i'm german scottish i don't know any of that you're american brandon walker's yeah yeah i don't know i I bet you're like Scandinavian. Could be. You're a big boy. Could be. But I don't, I've never. German, yeah. Yeah. On that Delilah article, did you see that picture? It was the house with the green door. You ever seen a green door before?

Yeah. Probably have. I probably have. I don't know. I've never seen one. Every time I feel like I'm managing my hangover. Stephen just turns the dial. You're going to get a confession by proxy.

Let's explore this because doors aren't every color. Oh, red doors. There's red doors. You see mostly brown and black doors but you don't see a lot of green doors. In Amish country, I believe the color of your door is if your daughter is ready to be wed or wed. You ever seen a bright blue door?

Oh, yeah. That's like a beach community. Yeah. Okay. And then in England, they have them all. Like, there's just posters of doors in England. I don't think we do a lot with doors in the United States. I think we go to Brown very, very easily.

Yeah, because they're just popping up houses. They're just mods. It's like an archetype for a house they just throw them up so easily but doors are very uh very milquetoast we don't do as much with doors as we brought in the states no states no we're not one of my biggest pet peeves is doors that almost shut but don't that's not a door then yeah that's also not really a pet peeve you're you're basically like i don't like doors The door that shuts then slowly unshuts. Yeah, doors that don't work.

You mean open? Yeah. It's not even a full open door. I mean, it's still a door. But it doesn't work. You don't like broken doors. It doesn't even come closed. Yeah, it doesn't work.

Yeah, my biggest pet peeve is broken doors too. Really? That's mine. Save it for anus, boys. Let's go around and find if people are pro or anti-broken door. I'm fine with them. I feel like I've had one. One of my bathroom doors, it

shuts, and you're like, alright. Gradually unshut. Is it a pocket door? It's a... Unshut. Is it a pocket door? It's a... Unshut. Opens is too aggressive. It's not opening. It's just unclicking. You know what I'm saying?

Pocket door is the sliding one. A fridge door does this a lot, Kyle, right? Where you shut it and then it just... Yeah, maybe. It's a big screen door thing. Screen doors? Yeah, like a screen door that'll... Oh, they're on different pages.

Not a sliding screen door, but a... I'm just saying the theory of the door that you're describing happens to fridge doors a lot, I feel like, where you close it and then it'll just pop open. Yeah, a bad, an old fridge. Yeah. Nice box. Or sometimes doors will swell.

The wood will swell. I have a swollen door now. In the summer, you have one? I have a swollen will swell I have a swollen door now In the summer You have one? I have a swollen door Swollen on the bottom I'm so sorry man What is happening?

It means it doesn't Fit back into it It doesn't fully fit It doesn't fully close It's gotten bigger than the hole That it Yeah Previously occupied

It'll wait till winter Mmhmm My pet peeve is those refrigerators That won't let you open it Right after you close it Oh yeah Those exist? What is that?

Fucking annoying as shit. What does that have to do? Horrible. My freezer, if you have it open for too long and then you close it, it will automatically lock for like 20 seconds. That sucks. To stay cold. Yeah.

Bullshit. Yeah. I've experienced that as well. It's frustrating. My pet peeve is- You guys know about Halls? Halls? I know of them.

Halls and Oats? The cough drops? They're beefing. Oh, yeah. They've been beefing. They've been beefing. They've been had beefing. What?

Who? Excedrin. We got medicine? Y'all want a round of Excedrin for the boys? I do. I don't know if this is. I don't know if a doctor can tell me. I'm super hungover. I don't know if this is, I don't know if a doctor can tell me what. I don't take Advil.

I have it in my purse. I'm super hungover. I take Advil and Tylenol. Holy shit. I'm good. Because I throw everything at it. I think it fills in the cracks. Throw the book at it.

Yeah. If I took two Advil and then puked a couple times, can I take more Advil? Yeah, for sure. Oh, yeah. You can always take more Advil. It's from episode one,

The Pilot of Scrubs, about how much. Regular strength Tylenol. Yeah. Just throw it at them on whatever sticks. That's a dose. I feel like that was going to be the sentence I was about to say. Yeah, I know.

I wanted to get there and intercept it for you. Oh, man. I think that was in the pilot episode. Oh, no shit. Yeah. Anyway, halls used to be these fucking big-ass halls. What? That you walked into, like a mess hall or...

A long-ass... I'm talking those halls, yeah. I'm talking Hoff halls, yeah. He's talking half brow house. And then through time, the hall has shrunk down to ancillary rooms. And so the hall that we have when you get into your house is still a hall, but it's not the same hall that halls used to be. But didn't those halls also used to be small? Because we had dwellings back then as well. Oh, like assembly hall?

Like an assembly hall was the whole structure and it was all there and like people would just be in the corners like cooking over here taking a shit over here and then someone was like what about rooms what is that how hallways were born i think that's what yeah the hallways that's what i'm saying the hallway is the uh we still have buildings called hall are we we discussing Atria right now? I think Atria is probably... Yeah. When do you think floors were invented? That's a great question.

It's not really. Around the 1850s? No, because founding fathers. Mm-hmm. That's... Even before that, though. What are they for? Standing on? What about the ground? Mm-hmm, that's... Even before that, though. But, like, uh... Well, what are they for?

Standing on? But what about the ground? Oh. Dirty. Dirty, dirty, dirty. You just dust up the ground. Like, you just elevate off the ground to get off... It's probably because of critters.

Tough question. No one really knows the answer to it. It's probably because of critters. I think we found the answer, and it was it was like way, way in ancient times. Okay. Yeah. Back to the Hitler's?

The Hittites? The Hittites? The Hittites? The Hittites? The Hittites? Hittites? Hi. Hello.

Biblical titty. Biblical high titties. They must be huge. These high titties are fucking biblical. Hit a high titty? Biblical high titties? They must be huge. These high titties are fucking biblical. Hit a high titty in Babylonian. Oh, my God. Oh, shit. Susan B. Anthony, Harriet Tubman, and Florence Nightingale were all born in the same year.

Wow. And they're all on the dollar? I feel like that's like three of the six. Three of the six women that we learned about. What are some of the other ones like the Salvador Dali lived in the 60s?

Picasso, right? Yeah, Salvador Dali's been in a TV commercial, I think, right? That's crazy. Picasso lived in when? He died in the 60s. 65.

That's fucking nuts. Yeah. That's nuts. Uh-oh. Oh, boy. He's gone. Yeah? Did he shit himself Do it

Is it poop Do a gauntlet real quick Yeah Do it Oh a shit gauntlet Yeah you have to shit A dizzy shit gauntlet We should add shit to the gauntlet

I told Gus he could do the gauntlet today One person could do a dizzy bath though Oh my Get Gus out of here I would actually die I think that would kill me Cause I get the... As you get older, the hangovers are different.

Like, I have the waves now. Where, like, I woke up, felt awful, kind of put it together for a little bit, and now I'm back to, like, the wave of awful. I woke up feeling great, and I was like, I can't believe I dodged this. Right. Then it hit me. Right. Did you nosh it? No, I haven't.

I can't. I can't when I'm hungover until about two. Yeah, I'm in the same boat. Can't keep anything down. Solid wise. I've been taking calming gummies. From Ollie? From the airport. Ah, they work. They sell them at the airport. Oh, they work.

They sell them at the airport. Those work? I can't believe that they work. In what way? How calming are they? I took one yesterday. I was eerily calm. I took one today.

You were as rowdy as I've ever seen you yesterday. No, no. At the beginning of the act, roll back the tape. Okay. Beginning of the act yesterday. You're calm, boy? Break the calm. But they're nice, nice honestly it's just like a weed gum no weed in it but it just calms you calms you out you want me to bring them tonight i would like from for the show yeah uh you're not

gonna experiment with drugs before the show that's a crazy move brandon they saw at the airport it ain't drugs brandon what if you're drowsy for trivia? What? Mexican airports. I think drowsy would be a good change of pace from what I used to think. You don't want to be drowsy for trivia. That's not sharp. You want to be sharp. Okay.

You need to feel the raw emotions. It's weird. I'd rather lose to Dave than the championship. I can't lose the championship again. Who would be in the championship? Either Ponies or Uptown Balls. Uptown Balls might be making a run. They're good.

They are making a run. They're very good. They've won it before. And y'all have never won it, Brandon? You know that. You don't have to ask that as a question because you know it. I don't want anyone to win. You don't want me to win?

You will be insufferable. I know, but. All right, I kind of do. Your best saving grace is PFT's on your team, and he's great. And Fran. Yes, she's great as well. And I'm also on the team. You're also great, but.

You're allowed to have an off day with your team. If Glenn's off, Tommy's pretty good. Tommy's great. Tommy's top eight's off, Tommy's pretty good. Tommy's great. Tommy's top eight. Yeah, he's really good. In the redraft, I think they'd both be captains. Look how properly sized my shoe is today. I did.

I took note of that. I love those shoes. Those are nice. These are properly sized. I'm going to slingshot those on. Yeah. They fit just perfectly. You have a shoe horn?

No. I have a real nice one. Really? Yeah, titanium. What's a shoe horn? What is a shoe horn? Put your shoe in the shoe horn. It does exactly what it says.

Fuck up the back of your shoe. All right. Stick it down the heel and it slides the shoe right on. How do you not know that? Well, it's a verb. It can be. It could be both. How do you fucking not know that, Kyle?

God damn. What? It doesn't look like a horn at all. People use this shit? Yeah, for dress shoes. Oh, yeah, the really tight one. That's how old men use it. When you used to go to shoe stores, they would slide your foot in one.

And you put your foot on the measure. Yeah, I liked that. That was cool. I liked that, too. Tying shoes is such a fucking scam. Yeah, why don't we do Velcro? Shit is so old. That's such an archaic way of doing things.

Velcro is perfect. Right. Yeah, how have we not evolved past fucking strings on our shoes? Yeah, it's that and shopping carts. Shopping carts haven't really... Well, Velcro wears out. You ever see an up-close visual of Velcro doing its thing? Yeah, there's hooks and hoops.

No, I have not. There's a lot at work. Let's get a fucking, let's get an up-close video of this. You're going to like this. You're not going to love it. You guys ever see a slow- Like, I'm down for life right now. All right.

Oh, shit. Whoa. Is that the hoop side? Whoa Look at this Kyle I think I love it It looks tasty It does look good It looks refreshing

It hasn't started yet What? Nah this is just Introducing the players What's your guys Bad point guard What's your guys It's like when the porn star

Like flaunts before the Act What's your guys favorite Bad point guard What's your guy's It's like when the porn star Like flaunts before the Act What's your guy's favorite thing To watch in slow motion Ooh Um Any like Surgical procedures

Dogs running What Dude Dogs Dogs with floppy ears running Sneezes are cool Dogs Dogs drinking out of a bowl

Oh yeah Cause they You think that they They curl Their tongues backwards. Yes, yes. I haven't seen that. Shows dogs drinking out of a bowl.

We have just gotten to the Velcro. I didn't like that. I don't know what we were watching. I wouldn't mind watching a slow-mo whale breach. Water balloon to face. Look at this. See, they flip their tongues. Look at this. Oh. See, they flip their tongues.

That way. They use it like that. Whoa. Oh, they scoop it. Yeah, did you ever know that? I love that. No. Yeah, I do love that. Yeah, isn't that cool?

I don't think that's very efficient. Yeah, it's inefficient. Look how much he lost. Someone needs to teach dogs. Dogs drinking water, though, is very fun to watch. How's your dog, Ron? Oh, yeah. Good.

They have, what the fuck is it called uh like protective resource what's it called resource protection i don't like when other dogs is around it's like food and stuff like that so that's every dog yeah i'm trying to train it out of them though nah don't wait you say them Yeah yeah they're non-binary I thought you got two dogs No no no It's uh I'm trying to train it out of her

But I don't know exactly how Why she snatched someone She just is like uh We'll take her to the dog park And she'll just like be After like half an hour She'll be like protective of like Me or my wife

that's good yeah but I just don't want that I just don't want to cause a problem at any point so I want to train that out of them out of her but I don't know I'd love if people could kind of reach out to me and give me tips on

resource guarding chaps might on resource guarding. Chaps might know. Resource guarding. Yeah, I need to get to the bottom of that. But otherwise, they're great. Otherwise, she's amazing. Fucking great companion.

I bite her neck. Yeah, that's such an easy joy to bring to your life. It really is. It's such a high-level joy, too. How's the second cat coming? It's not happening? It's a process. Yeah, but it's been... You promised it by New Year.

I feel like my cat knows. Cat's like an impulse purchase. Cuddly and needy. And I've heard horror stories. Of? Two cats. Yeah. It can be wonderful.

My barber at Supercuts told me that she had to get get rid of one because they would just fight to bloody endings would you get rid of the new one the new one yeah it really is a wild concept just to drop another animal in on another animal if you think about it but when he's not home that animal has nothing to to they just chill though that's chill that's dude cats chill yeah dogs kind of chill too nah my dogs worry older dogs chill i mean i'll come home and still like i have to like walk up and she'll finally like wake up my dog will just stand at the window when my wife left jimmy carter my uh my aunt pam has like cats, and they're like broken up into gangs, and they like fight each other.

Yeah. Oh, I like that. She can bet on them. Yeah. That is cool. They have like their own little cliques. It's like tribal. Yeah.

Yeah. She got to start tying razors to their heels. Like cocks. Spray painting numbers on them. Yeah, let them really get after it. Fighting cats. We'll put armor on them, too. But some battle cats.

Battle cats. Battle cats. That'd be a good lacrosse team name. The battle cats. Yeah. Or minor league hockey. Minor league hockey. Yeah.

Probably is a minor league name somewhere. The battle cats. Randy, you want to do the ad read? Yeah I do Kyle we have to do Gus's podcast I'm sorry you have to do what? Gus's podcast The Groundhog?

The Pennsylvania Groundhog? Yeah Isn't that Puxatoni? That's Puxatoni No Gus is the He's the second most famous Groundhog in Pennsylvania Oh yeah

He represents the Pennsylvania State Lottery. Yeah, he's the lotto guy. I think Phil had a girlfriend. What happened? She died. Oh, no. I think Gus took 100 milligrams of edibles after he finished the Pardon My Take interview. And we're on his podcast.

I don't... It's called Puff... He's getting high. I don't think this spoils anything, but... Puff Peace. Gus was an incredible help last night. Yeah. Yeah. Gus worked hard for the case. He's getting high. I don't think this spoils anything. Puff Peace. Gus was an incredible help last night. Yeah. Yeah.

Gus worked hard for the case. He's, uh. Yeah. Get him to do the gauntlet. Yeah, he's going to do the gauntlet. I told him he could do the gauntlet. He has one arm. Yeah, I know.

Can him and Rico do it together? Wait, which arms? They have matching arms. They're bookends. Oh, like a three-legged race? One of the right arms hurt. Oh, yes. Yes.

Yes. Tie them boys up. Yes. Yeah. Steven, want to go find them? They combine for one right arm, one, yes. Tie them boys up. Yes. Yeah. Steven, want to go find them? They combine for one right arm, one left arm. I love that. Yeah.

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And I just crumbed him. Went all over him. Yeah, you don't want to get crumbed. He got crumbed. Yeah, but he was a soldier last night. You Nature Valley'd his ass? Yeah. There he is. Is that him. You Nature Valley'd his ass? Yeah. There he is.

Is that him? Where's his sling? Where's your sling? You wore it this morning. Where's his sling? I'm done with it. No, get it back. Go get it.

Go get it? Yeah. We didn't invite him to sit down, did we? He doesn't need it. He's really high, I think. Is he an odd cat? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. One of the better ones. He's a battle cat. He's the mascot of the battle cats. The cartoon was Thundercats, not Battle Cats, right? It was Thundercats. But was there a battle...

No, wait. Was there Battle Cats? He-Man's guy was Battle Cat. He turned from Cringer into Battle Cat. Is that real? Yeah. He-Man's cat. Thundercats was Lion-O and Snarf? Yeah. Thundercats, Thundercats, ho that real? Yeah. He-Man's cat. Thunder Cat's a musician. Lion-O.

And Snarf? Yeah. Thunder Cat's Thunder Cat's hoe. Yeah. Yeah, that's what, yeah. I was looking for a do-rag. Is that Thunder Cat? That's Thunder Cat.

Oh, yeah. Do you know what I'm doing? Thunder Cat also sounds like a monster truck, but I don't think it is. It does. Or a bull. Thunder Bull? No, like a bull that you would ride like food like there's probably that's battle cat no that's cringer what that's cringer he's still cringer there we haven't seen him turn none of these pictures are battle so cringer is the lazy

cat but cringer's he's scared he's he and he turns into battle cat none of this is that might be a TJ can we just see a i want want to see him change. Yeah. He changes when He-Man changes. Who's She-Ra? Oh, that's He-Man's sister. Oh. You ever pound off to She-Ra? Probably.

Have you pounded off to cartoons before? Nah. You would do great. Jessica Rabbit. Did you beat off to Jessica Rabbit? She is hot as fuck. I would right now. Just to get out of her hangover. If you're just getting rid of this hangover. That's the key to getting out of I don't think so, but I would right now. Just to get over it.

If you're just getting rid of this hangover. That's the key to getting over hangovers, jerking off to a cartoon. Oh, that's Battle Cat. That's Battle Cat. Battle Cat's sick. Oh, Jeff, you want to do the gauntlet? Huh. I think you should.

I mean. Didn't you have a bad arm last you can't do worse it's yo he might no no i don't my my my hang up on this is my leg it sucks but my legacy kind of is that like no matter what i do that's my leg better i think you're right worse but like no matter no matter how that is goading me into wanting to do i don't think it's worse but no matter what you do on this your name will always be last correct which i like i like that being my yeah because i guess whatever i do is irrelevant unless it's worse i'll do it at some point today if you want me to do it nine minutes and 30 seconds what are you doing, Malasek? Are we going to go?

Yeah. I was going to get my stuff. Okay. Is that cool? Yeah. Where do you keep your stuff? In the booth. Booth.

Okay. Okay. Gus, welcome to the Yak. What's up? How high are you right now, Gus? Are you high? Oh, yeah, it's kicked in. After I did my...

What has? 100 milligrams of edibles. Oh, wow. That's a lot, isn't it? It is. So'm not very high i've done 500 before are you vibing i'm vibing yeah i'm chilling i'm good i'm relaxed do you want to watch something is this glimmer in disguise i don't know what do you weigh uh like i think oh i just8. What? I stepped on the scale the other day. No way. Yeah. Where's Rico? You can't find Rico?

You don't weigh 158. No. Yeah. I think he's 158. No. I think he does. No. Yeah.

His arms have some kind of like a density to them. Yeah. Are you staring at Roan? He's just staring at me. Are y'all staring at each other? He's trying to get a feel for you. Sizing him up. Can you get a read? He ain't 158.

I'm 158. Fuck. He's calling you not 158. 158 to 164. Can you stand up? How's standing up gonna... He's not as skinny as Clemmer. No, he's not as skinny as Clemmer.

Lift your top up. One of the shallowest V's I've ever seen I expected way more hair Yeah did you? Way more hair Yeah way more hair I mean he's definitely got a full bush down there Actually pretty tasty obliques bro

Yeah not bad I'll back off How do you feel like you did on the intern interview? I think I did well It was good He did better than I expected Did you wear the sling during the interview? I will still not get him the job but he did better than I expected I was about wear the sling during the interview? That was still not good. I was about to say, you ain't getting the job, bro.

No, I'm not. But he's gotten more in the mix here, and that's always good. Right. No, that's the way. He was a very big help last night. Very big help. You tweeted that you got a job offer with housing? Yes, I did.

Oh, yeah? Are you going to take that job offer? With who? I mean, it's housing. All right, hold on. We'll get the person who offered you the job. Hold on. Yeah, I'll get him in here. It's housing. All right, hold on. We'll get the person who offered you the job. Hold on. Yeah,

I'll get him in here. It's an interesting offer. What's going on? Someone in Barstool offered him a job with housing. I will get that person in here.

What's housing? Like public housing? We have a housing? No, like in a guest house. Who has a guest house? Is that a profession? It's,

hold on. Are you talking to Dave? Wait, we'll wait. The person will walk in. It could be Dave. Housing? He was offered a job with housing.

Oh, with housing. What would the job responsibilities be? Job with housing. With housing. Wait, the person who offered the job is walking in right now. Oh, that's an amenity. So he might, yeah, he might be working here. That would be great.

Housing sounds incredible. What's your niche interest? Whatever. That is pretty niche. I mean, it honestly depends on my mood. Okay, well, what's one? Right now, Bob's Burgers. Oh, dear God.

This is who has offered him a job. God damn it. It's all not figured as much. What's that time piece? God damn, Jerry. It's that who has offered him a job. God damn it. It's all not figured as much. What's that time piece? God damn, Jerry. It's that brick. Yeah. Brick.

Jerry, you offered Gus a job with housing? Lawn care. Okay. Wait. Answer the question. Did you offer Gus a job with housing? With housing? Yeah.

Like to stay? Yeah. It depends stay? Yeah. It depends. It depends. What did you offer Gus? Lawn care opportunities with possible housing. And you said you could stay in the guest house. Yeah, I do have a guest side, but-

Wait, you don't have a guest house? Guest side of the house. You have a guest side of the house. Yeah. I thought the dentist's office was going to be a spa. It is, but that's for the guests, for the families. My guests for the families my mom her mom so there's a bedroom in there yeah oh yeah there's a bedroom yeah bathrooms so what would he have to do to get the guest house well i got a lawn guy come over at like nine o'clock last night it has to be watered for times a day. That's not. Yes.

What? It's that far gone. My backyard is like brown some spots. So, I mean, I'm not home, obviously, you know, during the day. So Gus would be perfect. What are you going to pay Gus to? Housing. I figured we'd just make content together.

Try to get him. That's how you're going to pay him? Yeah. Okay. That doesn't seem... It's good because he's trying to work his way into Barstool. I can help him get that lawn green. So you would move here just to work on

Jerry's lawn? Well, then I'm probably gonna help watch Miss Ruffles too, right? Yeah. See? What makes you think he knows how to get a lawn green? Well, it's just a matter of water. Yeah. I had the lawn guy come. There's no chemicals that can be added. Aren't there like time sprinklers? Yeah, but those sprinkler systems...

Gus, what would your wife say about this? That's a good question. I didn't know that. See, I didn't know that. He wants to come to the Midwest. Okay, but can the wife live in Jerry's house too? I mean, if the wife was allowed to, I'd hope so. We also have three dogs.

Yeah. It's over now. It's over. Three dogs. It's over. There we go. Maybe we could fly in like once a week. Yeah, yeah.

And water the lawn four times a day. Well, you just do it, you know, 28 times that one day. It'll cover the rest of the week. You just knock it all out. Jerry, could you water your own lawn? Yeah, I do. But like I do it when the cover the rest of the week. You just knock it all out. Could you water your own lawn? Yeah, I do, but when the sun comes up in the morning, I do in the morning and then late at night,

like 10, 11 o'clock. But during the day, it's getting nothing. So it's a problem. It's been a disaster. I don't know. I'm stressed out about it pretty bad. About your lawn? Yeah. I get that? Yeah.

I get that. Yeah. Yeah. I get the lawn. You want it to be nice, but stressed out? Well, you always... This is to the level that Jerry gets stressed out about such things. Well, no. Dude, I get stressed a little easily, but like...

Yeah, like we want to have a nice lawn. It's like... You also said it's your backyard? Yeah, backyard. Front yard is good. Okay, well, that seems less important. Yeah. No, not really because it's the summertime, so we want to spend more time outside.

We want to grill. Our families are coming to visit. Her family from Columbia. Yeah, but you're not going to get judged by your neighbors for your backyard. No, but we have family coming from Columbia, and I want it to look nice. It's one of those things where it's like you always assume that you'll have a nice lawn. And when you're a kid, you're like, I want to be a lawn guy. And look at these scumbags with their shitty lawns.

And then you grow up, and it's like, oh, my God. Yeah. Rico said, I can't do the gauntlet I carved up my foot when I fell in the mall. Oh, did you see it? No. He's got like two holes in his foot. What? When did he fall in the mall?

How did he get holes in his foot? I think he got stuck in the escalator. Oh, God. What is that? Yeah. He got stuck? He got stuck in it? What mall?

I think he's- Northbrook Court? He's right toes got stuck in the alligator. So there's like two holes in the bottom of his toe. Two holes. I've been here all day. I just want to get that on the record. I've been here all day.

Gus, you might have the best... Fell up an escalator. He just texted me. Yeah. Up. The fuck? In the mall, yeah. Yeah, he's done for.

Do we have a picture? Jackie, Smacky got a picture. Wait, when did this happen? I don't know when it happened. Jack was trying to call the mall to get the footage. Oh, that would have been great. Yeah, he tried, but Rico wouldn't tell him the day. Well, it has to be relatively recent.

Would they give it to you? Jack said he was going to be the lawyer. Say he was the lawyer. Oh. No, Gus, your eyebrows are probably some of the best yeah it's the Portuguese in me oh really oh yeah raise them a little bit wow oh cartoonish things bounce yeah I've always had big eyebrows huh all right I got the day in the mall oh that was quick yeah I asked him when and where did this happen.

Oh, perfect. Yeah. That was the right thing to ask. He wouldn't tell us. Tell Smacky. Does he have a picture of it? All right, so we need to get Smacky on the case. Yeah.

Well, Gus, can you do it solo? Do what solo? The gauntlet. Yeah. All right. With the sling. With the sling. I'll figure out baseball. Okay.

Yeah, that's probably how you would do it. Yeah. Do you move around a lot? Oh, yeah. Day to day? I try to. Yeah. I mean, you guys know Gus's highlight tape from the basketball.

All he does is fall. Hurting people, too. Well, yeah, that, too. I don't know if there's – is there a mixtape of you falling? There has to be. I think Viva La Stool made one. Okay, can you find it, TJ? It's like he would come on the court,

and two minutes in, he would just be on the ground. Has that always been a thing? I haven't really played basketball since I was 10. But the falling... No. And other sports activities, did you fall? I mean, I played soccer. Did you fall?

Sometimes, when I got bumped, and I would exaggerate and dive, yeah. But your day-to-day, you're not clumsy? No. Not too bad. Have you fallen today? No. This week? No, I have not fallen this week. I feel high now.

Yeah. Everybody's high? No. Just me. Gus is. Oh, just Gus. He's out. You can't have that in your house. I can't Yeah, what about Gus? Do you want to like... He's out. Yeah, he's out now. What? Do you want to sing? You can't have that in your house. I can't sing, but I can...

Do you want to like sing? I have no singing voice. What's your best song? Yeah, if you had to do karaoke. If I had to do karaoke, I'd do anything like Lonely Island, just because it's a joke song. Oh. Well, that's... Oh, that's terrible.

Yeah. Nobody wants that. Oh, I know. That's horrific. You think you're that guy at karaoke. I am. Yeah, that is that guy. Hey that's that's horrific that's it so you think you're that guy carry on i am yeah that is that guy hey this guy's hilarious that's a horrific horrific dick in a box i'm on a boat oh i'd be. That is such a bad answer. Yeah, fuck you. I didn't think there could be a bad answer. Yeah, I didn't either.

There's wrong answers, not bad answers. Yeah, but there's bad answers are usually pretty good. Not that one. That was wrong. It's wrong and bad. You should feel bad. I can't sing. Is there a wide release song that you like to sing in karaoke?

A wide release song? I mean, I do What's My Age again. Oh, that's better. See? Way better. Way better. That's better. I should live with that.

Okay. What's My Age Again. That's what I'll stick with. I took her out. How's that go? It was a Friday night. I walk alone. Get the feeling right.

We started making out. And she took off my pants. And then I turn on the TV. And that's about the time she walked away from me. See, I got it. What? Nothing. All right, go do the gauntlet. Here we go.

Here's Gus. Here we go. Number 32 dribbling it up the court. He's just on the ground. What is? What an effort by Gus. That's not enough. It's your face. You can hear that in New York. As Mutt scratches his head. What an effort by Gus. That's not enough. That's a – Get your face. Yeah.

Constantly. You can hear that in New York. As Mutt scratches his head. 55. 55 to Gus. Gus again. Is this the same game? Yeah.

This is the first game. Gus taking it up. Gus off the front iron. Here we go. Number 32 dribbling it up the court. What type of transatlantic – Off the front iron. Oh, that's Josh.

He's one of the greatest announcers of all time. They're so good. He's next up. All right. So you're going on Gus's podcast? I think today. I guess, yeah. You are the worst at saying no to things.

No, this will help me. He's right there. So what? Rowan, you should hop on it with us. I can't. These are the longest three days of the year. No way. The longest three days of the year as far as sunlight, which is how I basically measure my happiness.

Yeah, me too. And that means that on the 22nd, days will start getting shorter until December, which is a bit depressing. Nah. Where do we? I'm an overcast boy. I like it when it's overcast. I have a sweatshirt on. Oh, yeah.

Really? Yeah. And sun is just such a game changer. Crisp fall weather. Yep. I'd rather have cold and sun. Really? Today's like in the 70s.

Yeah, it's nice. Pierce the heat wave. What's Brandon arguing with Blutman for now? All they do is, all Brandon does is argue. Yep. Brandon, goddammit. What are you arguing about? What are you arguing about?

Well, I didn't wear a jersey for Thursday. Well, that's fucked up. It's hot. Jerseys are sleeveless. Wear a basketball jersey. It's hot. It's hot. That guy's wearing a hockey jersey.

Also, we're inside. It's hot. It's hot. Okay, ready? Three, two, one, go. Interesting Frisbee technique. Yeah, it works. Uh-oh. Come on, Gus.

There it is, there it is. He played soccer. Oh, yeah. There it is. There it is. He played soccer. Oh, yeah. I can see him fall. Oh. Oh. Maybe he didn't. His approach looks natural, though.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Kick him. Kick him. Oh. Fuck. Jake. Jake. Oh, no. Jake's a dick.

Oh no. Oh, he- Mandom is a whirling girvish. What was that? Sequence. What's going on? What is happening? Oh! Oh!

He fell. On the ground. On the ground. He fell. He moves like he's controlled by string. Yeah, yeah. He's Pinocchio. Marionette.

Oh my god. He string. Yeah, yeah. He's Pinocchio. Marionette. Oh, my God. Christ, dude. Oh, my God. There we go. That's his sport, too. Uh-oh. Oh, yeah. Oh, not bad.

Oh, what's he doing? Oh, I thought he was going to get the rebound. He has, like, a Mario baseball windup. Nice. That was great. Yes. It's been the longest minute 30 of my life. Oh.

No, no. He's low-key. He's doing all right. Yeah. I'm a real boy. Oh. He's doing good. He's hustling. Brandon and Shay just having a conversation.

That's good. All right. Here we go Just get the rebound! Oh, no. Two basketballs can fit in a hoop at the same time. Yeah. What? Yeah, it's shockingly large.

I'm sad Coleman isn't here. I want to watch him shoot free throws. Oh, yeah. Yeah. This is nice. All right, you can take off the sling and see if – He said no. He said no? Okay.

No, he's taking it off. Oh, here he is. All right. He hit a three in a game. There we go. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. No.

That's a spot. No. No. Here's a spot. Oh, he's back to the slingshot. Put the other slingshot on. Revert it. He went right back to it.

Come on. What is this? It's like an arcade. It's like he's playing an arcade game. What is going on? Yeah, he's moving like crazy. He's got the most wasted motion. Yeah.

He's the least efficient mover. Oh. He thought that one was good. He's tired. He's tired. He's gassed. What's his job? He doesn't have one. There it is.

He doesn't have one. We should ask him how he makes money right now. Yeah. Good backspin. There it is. Oh, no! Oh, no! What? Might as well.

Yeah, fuck it oh he's gassed Gus get in here come on Gus alright most popular smart bro Chicago Bulls. Stop is it Octagon?

No. Yeah. Six sides. No, it's got a six. Let's go Octagon first. Yeah. Angelina Jolie's exes Triangle

Brad Pitt Postseason home runs Stake doneness Five options Medium rare Rare Medium Medium well Now I'm going to fucking say the last one medium yeah yeah uh medium well

not even gonna fucking say the last one oh big oh it is this uh lieutenant he's sweating sergeant he's also so high look at his eyes smartphone brains yeah yeah chief i'll be shorter too Alright Done done done done done Alright Good job Gus Gus take off your glasses real quick

Yeah he's toasted Yeah you're sweaty I'm still functional I'm very sweaty You were hustling You were moving like crazy Gus how do you make your money? Well right now I'm very sweaty. You were hustling. Yeah. You were moving like crazy. Gus, how do you make your money? Well, right now I'm on unemployment.

Oh. And I have my. I do my gaming stream every Wednesday night on Kirk's channel. Yep. And I got that sponsored. Oh, nice. Yeah. And then dropping next week is going to be Puff Puff piece.

Yep. So I have two interviews in the can already doing one more after this. Mm-hmm. And then I'm going to be Puff Puff piece. Yep. So I have two interviews in the can already, doing one more after this. Mm-hmm. And then we're going to have more going. Yeah. Nice. Okay. What do you ultimately want to do?

Eventually, I want to end up here. Yeah, do like content or behind the scenes? Content mainly, but I can help behind the scenes too. Yeah. His best chance is being like a whack packer type guy, which he has attributes. Kirk has a whole world that I just love. He's built it up.

That was why when the producer search happened, I thought it was genius because it was like, you're only going to hire two guys, but then you get a bunch of different new characters. Oh, for sure. And then. Hell, we even have drama today on game day. Oh, yeah? What's the drama?

This is Mick's last game with the team. I don't believe that. That's what he says. I think that's just emotions are running high. We'll find out. I'll be watching from the airport. You didn't want to get an early flight back? Oh, no, you're suspended.

I am suspended. Suspended for a game, yeah. How'd you get into Kirk's show? I was listening to Kirk since he was on the radio in Boston. So every summer when I was cutting grass, I would just listen to EEI all day. So you have a background in lawn care. Yeah, I do. That's why Joey wanted to hire him.

I didn't know that there was a background. Why did Kirk fire you? Oh, I was not the right fit for the job at all. He sucked at it. Yeah. You were bad.

I was shell-shocked. What do you mean? It's like being... I was on radio in Rhode Island, which is like small and no big deal, so going to something as big as Kirk's platform,

I was like, whoa. And then I kind of got like paralyzed like creatively paralyzed because like every idea I felt was like sucked and got shot down and I went to RyderCon which I'm pretty sure was the nail in the coffin how is that super intimidating to be in that position probably yeah but now he's had me on the show like every other week it's nice i get to go in help promote my stuff and then gotten more comfortable in front of the mic now oh yeah it's all just not after i'm the reps in yeah yeah no i'm just is there any discomfort

in the office with rico no i've i've reached out i've tried to apologize. If I even offered content, no content, I wanted to grab a slice of pizza, talk it over. I'm here. If not, I understand it. Keep my space. Pizza on you or pizza on him? On me. Nice.

You drink beer? I do. Nice. You get drunk? I do. Pretty cool. Oh, yeah. That's sick. That is fucking do. Pretty cool. Oh, yeah. That's sick.

That is fucking sick. Fucking sweet. At my cousin's weddings, we played cowboy face. What's cowboy face? Go on. You get a bottle of bourbon. Usually put it down. Then you go cowboy face, eye to eye.

Drink from the bottle as long as you want. Stop. Drink it without making a face. Next person goes has to drink as long as you want stop drink it without making a face next person goes has to drink as long if not longer and the longer it is the more that bottom levels goes first one to make a face after they drink is out how'd you how'd you perform wasted i uh i've done okay my oldest brother kicks my ass though yeah i've. I've heard that. Yeah. Have you cleaned up your bedroom, Gus? Oh, yeah. You have a messy bedroom.

I did. Oh, my God. Oh, it was bad. It was beyond bad. Yeah. Do you share a bedroom with your wife? I do. So.

Her side, nice and neat and clean. Oh, it's a side thing. My side, disastrous at points. Can we get some options for that? Yeah. It's good. I think it was in September or November of last year.

You got to feel like pretty good about having a wife though. I do. I love my wife. Right. That's good. She's the best.

That's dope. Yeah. I mean she puts up with me and is letting me chase this dream so. Yeah that's great. Better than a soul crushing job right?

Yeah. Chasing a dream. I'm actually happy. Amazing. I found actually happy. Amazing. I found a teacher. That's wonderful. I don't even know what is going on in your bedroom. I forget why I got that bad.

Probably neglect. Yeah. Probably neglect. Yeah. Laziness. Probably outside factors, too. You let outside people in your bedroom? No.

I'm just saying, like, to like maybe i wasn't in a good mental space i was just like this is half of the bedroom how old are you gus what is 33 okay i don't even know what's going on on the floor so the floor that's a pillow i probably knocked over uh an old duvet cover oh what but it's not the current duvet cover? No, the current duvet cover's on the bed. Okay. And then... And your wife's side is immaculate. It's clean, yeah. I respect her for just being like, you can do whatever the fuck you want on your side.

Yeah, just having sides. That's why, because the way it is, I'm all the way on the inside, so she doesn't even have to cross over my side to get to her side, so it's... What if an intruder comes in, though? Like, shouldn't you be closer to the door to kind of protect the house? Oh, I can jump up real quick. Okay. And go. have to cross over my side to get to her side so it's what if an intruder comes in though like shouldn't you be closer to the door to kind of protect the house oh i can jump up real quick

okay and go go across you own a gun called in the debate cover i i wanted to but now i'm probably not yeah why because i like to go shoot skeet when i lived out in carson city for six i didn't answer that question what that means you would want a gun. I would want a double barrel over a shotgun. He asked why you didn't get a gun. Oh, why I didn't get a gun? Oh, because I don't trust myself mentally, yeah. Oh, shit. Well, that's an answer.

That is a loaded answer. Yes, it is. You might have just fucked yourself forever from wanting a gun now. Yeah, but that's okay i can go to the gun range and shoot the skeet that's what i like to do yeah double barrel over under pull sure you got pretty good eyesight for skeet shooting i mean you have to be able to track pretty good yeah so i like i only have the glasses because i have like early stages of astigmatism

right like i don't need i have 2020 but it just helps me and i have blue light since i've been doing like some game streams and stuff now what do you what have you been gaming uh lawnmower Right. Like, I don't need it. I have 20-20, but it just helps me, and I have blue light since I've been doing, like, some game streams and stuff now. What have you been gaming? Lawnmower simulator. I'm sorry. So you're just a lawn—you're a lawn carer always. Yeah.

What? What are you doing lawnmower simulator? You cut grass. Yeah, but then when you're done cutting the grass, you just— You go cut another grass. You cut another grass? There's always more grass. There's always more lawns. There's always another grass. You're done cutting the grass, you just... You go cut another grass. You cut another grass? There's always more grass. There's always more lawns.

There's always another grass. They're always growing more grass. And then you go back. It's like the Golden Gate Bridge. The grass will grow. They're always cutting grass. Yeah, and you go back to the same property a couple of times. You earn money.

You buy bigger machines, better machines, bigger yard. You could do that in real life. I tried farming simulator because I liked the box and then I couldn't make it out of the tutorial. Most expensive video game. I also got a VR 2, which is sick.

Yeah, that sounds sick. It's PlayStation VR. Unemployment sounds amazing. It sounds fucking awesome. How much do they give you for unemployment? I'm not saying. Okay. It's. It sounds fucking awesome. How much do they give you for unemployment? I'm not saying. Okay. It's gotta be a lot.

We can just do that? How long can you stay on it? I got a few weeks left. I think like two more months. Oh. A little more fun employment. So then what are you gonna do then? Keep busting my ass

and make things happen. Okay, I like that. Fuck yeah. It doesn't maybe lead to money but I like that I got opportunities and things I'm feeling good about stuff You got opportunities? I like that

I'm a Gus fan When he came up to me I was like heck yeah If I come out here I'll cut your grass for sure What if you just moved in by him Or something like that Like a cheap rent or some shit like that? Offered it. What if you cut his grass and also started a doggy daycare? I love you already got three dogs Yeah, right. Yeah, they're the bad ruffles. You could pay yourself

I could you could be like doggy daycare of the famous miss ruffles. Yes, miss ruffles. Mr. Ruffles is a miss It's miss ruffles she's she she could your could your wife pick up and move out here pretty easily oh yeah nice like she'd be ready to go yesterday if i had like a full-time job lined up she'd be like yep we can go amazing what does she do she's a data analyst oh oh yeah jay jay well do you think she's looking for a job here? Oh, yeah. Oh, good. Yeah. Well, because, so, her friend got married either last month or the month before out in Minneapolis.

And, like, seeing all her friends back home, she's been happy. And she's like, would you want to move out here? I'd be like, yeah. So, she already wants to come out this way. Maybe she could get a job doing trusted data for a bar store or something like that yeah could be interesting fuck yeah

she does school stuff with the schools and the education system and she applied for a job with doing something with like an inspector general's office

can you cartwheel or somersault or anything like that I mean I can somersault I can do a tumble yeah I can tumble

want me to tumble a tumble. I can tumble. Want me to tumble? Yeah. Tumble, then Dougie. I don't know how to Dougie. Just do your best. Teach us. Someone teach me how to Dougie.

Oh, he went right into it. That was pretty good. What was the follow-up there? He's really high. Oh, okay. On my face. I don't know how's really high. Oh, okay. On my face. I don't know how to Dougie. Do another one. Yeah, it's not bad.

It's not bad. I feel like I'm in a fever dream. Yeah. What should we eat? Are we in real life right now? Did someone like dose us last night? Yeah. I don't know.

I don't know. Doug, you were handling. That's not. Fuck me. Start again. Gus. Here it is. Gus.

You were handling the beers. I was. Yeah. Oh, you were. Yeah. Do you think it's going to be watchable? Yeah. Oh, definitely.

No spoilers. No spoilers. Definitely going to be watchable. And I saw the the most amazing vomit of my life okay yeah i agree with that huh i don't remember i don't remember do we you guys know no i do i do i think i know brandon's like yep it was incredible what wait you don't remember we're gonna watch it we to watch it. I would imagine we watch it for 20 minutes on Monday. Wait, what?

Was it a vomit though? I commentated on the puke. I don't think it was actually a vomit. They make me commentate everything around me. Oh, no. Yeah, it might not have been a vomit. I don't think it was. What was it then?

Someone blowing their nose. What? What? No. I don't remember much. Oh, I'm'm horrified i'm scared now yeah all right well let's we we gave a good effort on this we showed up we did we did we gave a good strong effort put the time in everyone please heard from titus um he just mostly this about 30 minutes ago and said i'm alive but barely okay So everyone please like and subscribe because tomorrow, what is it?

What's the run time? Three hours. Put on the shortest one, but I promise you it's the drunkest one. Put on notifications so you, you know. Well, the fact that we didn't do a, it wasn't a case race. It was a timed how many beers, like who can drink the most. Definitely changed the drunkness. Changed the whole dynamic. race it was a timed how many beers like who can drink the most definitely changed the drunkenness changed the whole dynamic and hit the subscribe

we're 500 followers away from 150k on yo let's go come on oh all right let's spin the wheel Gus thank you very much appreciate it one more tumble maybe one more tumble socials do a double for mys, just at Andrew Augustus on Twitter, and then it links to everything else from that. So, yeah, double tumble, and we'll get out of here. Double tumble. One. Do another one.

He's pretty good. I like that. I do. I could watch that. Yeah, that's something I do. I got to talk to Dave about what our tumbling budget is. I don't think we've used much. Yeah, it's pretty robust.

Clemmer gets a lot of it for shrinking down. Yeah, that's true. He does. I still don't know how he does that. I can't do that. High Noon Add, too. Oh, High Noon Add, and then we'll spin the wheel. High Noon. Introducing High Noon's all-new vodka iced tea. It's time to finally ditch those sugary malt-based teas and try High Noon vodka iced tea.

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Can't do it. I've tried to play the heel before. I've tried to get in people's heads before. Tonight, I'm just showing up and playing trivia with my friends. I love that. That's what I'm doing. All right, best of luck, Brandon. I am rooting for you.

Thank you. I'm rooting for you. Go win the whole damn thing, huh, Brandon? Go win the whole damn thing. I'm going to try. Experts forever. Thank you. And if I don't, God damn it.

God damn it. You have to. I have to, right? You have to this time. I'll be so fucking mad at you. I mean, I'll fucking have to. I'll be so mad at you. You have to.

God damn it. Okay. You have to. I probably won't be there, but I will if there's a question you know I know. Are literally any of you coming? I am. Maybe. Yeah, maybe.

Kyle. No. Maybe. I'll be there, Brandon. Yeah, but your maybe was with Kyle, so it was contingent on Kyle. He's not coming, so you're not. Maybe. Maybe.

Maybe. You know what? Maybe. Yeah, yeah. Maybe. Rowan, you want to join the maybe club? No. Maybe. Maybe. You know what? Maybe. Yeah, yeah. Maybe. Rowan, you want to join the maybe club? No, I'm in. You're firm going?

I'm firm. Okay. I'm doing whatever halftime show shit. You going to ask me or no? Moot. I felt you were a strong no. I'm a strong no. Yeah, he sent Jeff a fuck you last night.

Yeah. You don't have an invite. Yeah. I was actually told not to come Alright everyone tune in to the case race tomorrow We'll see everyone on Monday And we can recap everything with spoilers I'm gonna grow up

Do it It's the act. Get excited for the case race tomorrow. There'll be a live chat and everything here too, like normal. It's a good one. But I recommend maybe don't use really expensive headphones because there's a lot of people screaming into microphones all right see you tomorrow bye love you