The Yak - The Case of Hank V Yak | The Yak 5-16-22

Episode Date: May 16, 2022

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For a while, it's the act. It's the act. Yo. Yo. Oh, Dave's here. We should get Dave on for his monthly. One month. Either Dave or Chris.

Oh, Castellani. Well, Will Compton said he was going to come in. I guess there's. No, let's see how late he is. Let's see what would happen if he was in the NFL. I think we're all set. No, he said he was coming. He said he was. I don't know. Are we just like taking it? We're just bringing in KB's I think we're all set. No, he said he was coming. I don't know.

Are we just bringing in KB's bully? We're just bringing in new guests? We're just bringing in the guys that dummy KB? He's just a cast member now? He did win a seat. He didn't say, I'm coming on. He did win a seat. He just parted the panel now? He won a seat.

All right. Oh, a week from now, huge Yak marriage. What? Yak marriage. Brittany and Eric Eric On Monday? They've been dating Don't worry about it Yak fans aren't exactly in the highest socioeconomic class

They've been dating for 14 years 14 years? Since they were 15 So we brought them together When the Yak started We brought them together Yeah, shout out to them That's awesome

Are we invited? Yes, I think we were all invited Should we live stream? I think we should try to get an invite. We should have Vasoli go there and just stand there. Who do we send if we get invited to a wedding? All right, Brittany and or Eric, DM me if we are invited. Don't DM me if we're not.

I sent it to the group chat. They mailed an invite to the office. Oh, perfect. Them? Yes. Somebody did. Oh, thank you. Yeah, we'll go.

We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. Them? Yes. Oh, thank you. We're in. Where is it? I don't know. Just so we're clear, when I say I'm in, I'm out. We should send one person. We'll send one person.

Let's find out where it is and one person has to go. I sent a picture in our group chat. That actually would be very funny. I would gladly go. Are we B-list? are they already married no okay in a week on a monday isn't it memorial day no that's two weeks i fuck with that it's like you get to take tuesday off you were invited to the wedding of katie and brian oh okay, well, this one's bigger. It gets worse. Katie was spelled C-A-D-Y-E. Oh, not even Katie. I like that.

It's because I like that. It's like 12th down the line. Of weddings? We'll go to this one. Katie's. I don't know how to spell that. I got a story I want to tell you guys real quick. The mind of Stephen Che.

Oh, boy. So, trivia's going on. No spoilers. Trivia's going on, so the office is buzzing. Everyone's here. And the Yak group text, Roan, myself, and Yak trivia, sorry. Yak trivia group text, Roan, myself, and Stephen Che. We've been just pumping each other up, talking each other up.

Prepping. So Stephen shared a moment that I would like to share with you guys. Text he just sent us? He sent us a text. No, he sent Ron and I a text this morning. Is this the video he just sent? No, no, no. He was studying old 1,000-yard receivers,

a very common thing on a Monday morning. Sure. And he said to us, I just want to read this and you guys can react. A moment I'll never forget from 2005 is my buddy and I going to Barnes & Noble to buy a fantasy magazine and one outlet had Drew Bennett on the cover and touted him as wide receiver one for the next year. May have been the hardest I laughed that decade. Legitimate. That was his number one moment of the

decade. What's being in a Barnes & Noble? I don't get this. What is the humor? Drew Bennett was never a wide receiver one, so for them to say that... He was like a tall, white receiver who had four really good games at the end of 2004, I guess.

Who do you play for, the Cowboys? Titans. The hardest he's laughed that decade. I was crying in a Barnes & Noble. A decade full of comedy. Standing in the Barnes & Noble laughing out loud. You remember tears. At the magazine.

Can we get like a top five laughs each decade? I'll have to come up with that. What would two be in that decade? Is there a two? Was it a comedy moment, like a movie? It would be about Sean Green. I did laugh really hard at the Jim and Pam wedding when they came out at the Chris Brown song. That's not a funny part.

It wasn't even that funny. What? Yeah, it was because that was such a viral thing at the time, and they were making fun of it. The virality is... What planet are you from? That was a virality is... What planet are you from? That was a universally funny moment. What planet are you from? That's not a top 100 funny moment on The Office.

No, but when you're watching it live, and that is like a thing, it was topical for that moment. So yeah, if you watch it now, it's like, whatever. But if you're watching it in the moment... You just couldn't get over how topical it is. He just laughs at the news. Cracks up. This is happening. Damn. The Drew Bennett thing the news. Cracks up. This is happening. Damn.

The Drew Bennett thing was egregious, though. That is funny. Who has best laugh of the decade? In your mind. You said you were with your friend. Yeah. Is he also laughing? Like, we were both, like, actually crying laughing.

It was so funny. So maybe it was just the fact that you were with your boy and you were able to share this moment. Did we get him on the phone? Yeah, if you asked him the funniest moment of the decade, would he say this? We call him? We get this magazine cover? Don't reveal what we're going to talk about.

Just ask him if he can come on real quick. His brother's wedding was yesterday, so I don't know what his state is and if he's flying back. Willie. 107. Quick question. If Coach Vrabel, if you come in seven minutes late to a practice, what happens? Well, you're not on a team right now, so I guess.

Dude, if I was late to Coach Vrabel's practice, it wouldn't be good. So you were seven minutes late. Yeah. A lot of the fellows out there, you guys are missing a good time. We're doing a show. A lot of the fellows in here. Yeah, there's a ton of fellows. All my favorite fellows are in this room. You guys are missing a good time. We're doing a show. A lot of the fellas in here. Yeah, there's a ton of fellas. I got that.

All my favorite fellas are in this room. You just revealed Stephen Chay's top moment, funniest moment of the 2000-2010 decade. What was it? You'll never know. You'll never know that. Take one guess. I'll be able to watch it on YouTube. It's football related.

It was NFL related. And I'll give you a hint. It's not when Jim and Pam came out to Chris Brown's song at the wedding. It's close. I'm not going to be able to guess. It's close to that. It's his funniest moment of what? It's his funniest moment of 2000 to 2010 decade. And just think of hilarious things.

The funniest things you can think of. Don't say. Mm-mm. Don't. Jay, we can hear your mic on. He doesn't even have headphones on, so you could even say it out loud. Oh, I'm pointing at KB. I know what...

Early decade. I'm saying earliest decade. I don't know. I got no guesses. Oh, man. You got to have any guess. You have to have one guess. What's the hardest you've ever laughed in the last decade?

No, the decade prior. Sorry, the prior decade. Two decades before that. Yeah, we're two decades removed from the funniest moment of 2000. We're just talking like a public moment? Yeah. It could be private. It could be private.

This one was public. Let me refresh your memory. You remember any wide receivers? You're going to give it away. Oh, this is going to be. Yeah, I'm going to give it away. I think I'm going to laugh, though. Guys, I don't know.

I think you'd be surprised. Do you remember any wide receivers that were maybe touted as wide receiver one in fantasy in 2005-ish? How are you not breaking? Ow. I mean. Stephen Chase said the funniest. Yeah, he doesn't realize how topical it was. He said the funniest moment of his decade was when he saw Drew Bennett as the wide receiver one on a fantasy football magazine in 2005.

Titans wide receiver. Titans and Noble. Yo. That's your funniest moment of the decade, Steven? Wallow's here. I told you the office is buzzing. There's everyone here. The office is absolutely buzzing.

No, no. I don't care about sports. Hey, Wallow, we get a speech? Yeah, a little hype. A little speech. Yeah, give us some inspiration. Yeah, a little hype. A little speech. Yeah, give us some inspiration. Yeah, give us some inspiration. I wonder who he came to.

Most of you guys are losers. Let me ask you a question. Have you ever faced – hold up, B. Most of you guys are losers. I'll be there in a minute, B. Hold up. Listen, most of you guys are losers because y'all stick with teams when they're losing. So y'all are losers.

You know how I feel about that. What team are you on now? Celtics right now. And what about the Western Conference? Mavs or Warriors? It depends once they get into the fight. You got to see who wins, yeah. Yeah, like really who wins.

It's real easy, man. Like, what's the name that got on me? It was Gil snitched on me because I had a celebration prepared for the Bengals if they won. So he told Aaron Donald. Aaron Donald threw me in the headlock because he thought I was jumping ship. I said, listen, man, I got to be ready. I got to be ready.

Yours only. Wait, didn't both of you beat KB in wrestling? No. Oh, yeah. You both beat him. Will just beat him last week. I tapped him the fuck out of here. I would fuck you up in a wrestling.

I don't want no trouble. You choked me out of nowhere. I tapped him out. Will took me down like a man. Take me down once. Listen, he wants somebody to take him down like a man. Don't even try to pause me. Listen, listen. We're not adjacent.

Take me down like a man. Took me down like a man. Let's get physical. Physical. Look at Brandon like that. But listen, man. A lot of you guys are losing your whole doing to teams too long. I'm just not doing that shit, man. I'm celebrating. I never miss a celebration. Yeah, you guys are losers. You're holding on to teams too long. I'm just not doing that shit, man. I'm celebrating. I've never missed a celebration.

Yeah, you win every championship. Yeah. And a lot of dudes, though, you got to – them dudes be mad at me in the DM. You fucking loser. You're a dick rider. You're on everybody. I say, yeah, okay, don't worry about it.

All you do is win. Yeah, all I do is win. You've had like 15 championship parades in a row. Yeah, yeah. I was happy Brady came back. I got my jersey. I'm warming it up. So, you know, it's whatever. Gil mad parades in a row. Yeah, yeah. You know, I was happy Brady came back. I got my jersey. I'm warming it up. So, you know, it's whatever.

Gil mad at me about that shit. So, you know, I just think it's like that. I got a bunch of jerseys in the closet. Warm ass jerseys. Yeah, you never know. A Will Compton jersey? No, I ain't got one of Will's. You know what I mean?

You're not doing that right now, Will. I know exactly what you're talking about. Will's not doing that right now. He's not doing nothing. He's got nothing to have his jersey for. He's not. Oh right now. He's not doing nothing. He has nothing to have his jersey for. He's not. Oh, no. He would just be KB in wrestling.

He has a lot going for him. I'm not saying that. He's not in the game. I'm saying he's not. Oh, but he's right there. He's trying. No, no. I'm talking about.

I'm talking about. He's trying. Yeah. I'm talking about. Listen. I'm talking about like right now. You see the Celtics. That's like speaking on a player that's not right now. Trying to motivate him right now. No, I'm not trying. No, I understand what you're saying. Like football's not even playing right now, you see the Celtics, that's like speaking on a player that's not right now.

Trying to motivate him right now? No, I'm not trying to. No, I understand what you're saying. Like, football's not even playing right now. Well, actually, it kind of is because the OTA's and stuff, and he's here. I'm just saying, if it get crazy, I'll have his jersey on. I know his whole life. Okay.

Online, research his whole life. You got to make the NFC championship first. No, you don't have to. You can be warm because what I do is I jump as the time go. You know, it got to be just keep going. He lost? All right. Every game I'm moving.

Whenever you're moving. So it's not like he got a shot. He got a big shot. Everybody got a shot with me. But if you don't win, I'm going to fuck away from you. Yeah, you're out. That's how you go, though, man. All right.

But I appreciate seeing you guys, man. I really miss you, man. Who do you guys have in? Who's in here? Top Secret? I don't know. That's how you go, though, man. All right. But I appreciate seeing you guys, man. I really miss you, man. Who do you guys have in? Who's in here? Top Secret? I don't know. What's his name? He's coming to Southside 808 Mafia to do beats for Kanye.

Oh, hell yeah. Future, all that type stuff. What did you think about Kanye calling Kim Kardashian Marge Simpson? I don't know nothing about that. That was pretty funny. Marge Simpson, I don't know. Yeah, he said she looked like Marge Simpson. I mean.

He said that to her. That's Wer's buddy. I mean, that's a funny line no matter how you slice it. Kanye or Kim? No, Kanye to call up Kim and be like, you looked like Marge Simpson. He's like, you know, he's having fun right now, I guess. You could say it that way. Would you call your exes that?

Yes. Marge Simpson? I don't know if I'd be clever enough to do it, but yeah. I'm liking your getup, Brandon. Thank you very much. My God, man. I like Brandon. What do you call your exes, Dad? Yes. Art Simpson? I don't know if I'd be clever enough to do it, but yeah. I'm liking your getup, Brandon. Thank you very much. You're my guy, man. I like Brandon. What do you like about Brandon?

Brandon's trivia game isn't for another five hours. Brandon knows about sports. A lot of you fucking dudes don't. Thank you. He knows how to gamble. He knows how to win. Thank you. He picks shit that wins.

I'll pay attention to that. A lot of you dudes just being there screaming and yelling about nothing. Oh, I'm the sports gambling guy here. You're right. He's a real guy. You said sports are gay, though. Are you the best one? No, he's not the best one.

Not even close. I'm not going to tell you. Oh, in some sports. Who's the best? Some sports. Probably Big F. Big F. He had a good year.

I'm not going to tell you about the time I seen this guy in Philly at the Red Light District looking for some ass. Well, you were the one who pulled over. You were the one looking to get your dick sucked. I think he was pointing at me. No, he was pointing at me. He pulled over and he goes, hey, will you suck my dick? And he's like, oh shit, it's Big Cat. No, he's like, I was like, what?

Okay. Big Cat was, we know. He was walking down a hot block with a roll of money hanging out of his pocket. Yeah, and he and you slowed down. It was like 12 at night. I'm like, what the fuck is you doing, B? Oh, I was just taking a walk. I said, yeah, okay.

Yeah, yeah. You're taking a walk in a rear light. Because I remember you flashed your lights at me before you got up there. You did not see him coming out of Woody's. It's a club. Oh, no. I don't know what Woody's is. It doesn't sound.

Oh, you know Woody's. That's going to my favor. It's right in the gayborhood. Woody's is a great name. I'm going to let you guys go right now. I'm like, yeah. Woody's is a great name. Do you have your buddy? Yeah go right now. I'll see you. Woody's is a great name. Do you have your buddy?

Yeah, he's on the line. Okay, what's his name? Alex. Alex. Alex, can you hear us? Yes, I can. What's up, guys? Alex, quick question.

One, I mean, how long have you been friends with Stephen Che? We actually could do a whole show about this. Since elementary school, probably. Okay. Can I take you back to 2004, 2005-ish? Do you remember any moments maybe going to a Barnes & Noble with him? Yes. And what happened?

I wish I could hear it. It's around probably June. June maybe. No, yeah, what happened? No, no, no. We got to know if you know the memory. Barnes & Noble? Yeah, you guys went to a Barnes & Noble?

It was you and Che going to maybe find some fantasy football magazines. Anything stand out in that decade? Peyton Hillis? No, don't know. That's kind of close, though. It's a white out of position. It's close.

Can I? Can I? Did anyone in Payton Hills run a cover of the magazine? No. There was one. There was one maybe two or three years ago. Wait, if Che remembered this wrong. Che remembered it wrong.

Why would Drew Bennett be on the fucking? Drew Bennett would never be on a cover. Alex, I'll read this to you, and you can tell me. You can confirm or deny. Steven said to myself and Roan today, I've got to pull it up. He said, 2005, I walked into a Barnes & Noble, and, oh, fuck, I've got to find it.

I don't want to misquote it. Someone ask Alex a question about Steven Che. This has to be verbatim. Someone ask him a filler question. Did you go to a lot of magazine shops to pick up fantasy stuff with Che, or was this a one-of-one? You went a lot.

You won a ton. Probably a handful of times, yeah. Okay, all right. He said, in 2005, we went to a Barnes & Noble to buy a fantasy magazine, and one outlet had Drew Bennett on the cover and touted him as wide receiver one for the next year. May have been the hardest I laughed that decade. Legit legitimate tears.

Yes. So I got it mixed up. It wasn't Peyton Hillis. It was Drew Bennett. 100% confirmed, yes. And do you remember, like, if you had to rank funniest moments of that decade, would that register? That would be, like, not even in my top 100.

Oh, no! No. Oh, no. Hey, that's mortifying. I laughed really hard, but it wasn't that memorable. It was Che's number one moment of that decade. Ask him if they both had tears going down their... Yeah, it was his number one moment of the 2000s.

I didn't say that. Yes, you did. I laughed very hard. Alex just said, oh, my God, under his breath. Can I tell you guys something very funny that happened? Yes. We're in New Orleans for my brother's wedding right now. Last night, he tore his ACL dancing to Crank That Soulja Boy,

so I just had to go out and buy him crutches. Okay, that's a funny moment. That is a funny moment. That might be my top of the decade. Yeah, that's definitely in the running now for this decade. Cranking that Soulja Boy and his left knee gave out. Did he know right away that he was fucked? It was during the Superman?

It was Jelly Lake. Oh, no. Oh, no. Now you just gave us a... In front of 130 wedding guests. Okay, but think about that moment now. What about Drew Bennett? The Drew Bennett moment is like, it's not notable.

He brought it up to me a lot. I laughed really hard, but not a top 100, not even top 200 moment. Oh, man. All right, last question. What's it like playing fantasy football with steven che it's awful he's just he's like the he's the ultimate heel in our league i love it finally won last year and he's never gonna let us forget about it oh he hadn't won in a long time this is my second win in this league okay in 20 years uh yeah i've been always a lot of times a bridesmaid. Wow.

Wow. Okay. This is our 22nd year this year. All right. Well, Alex, anytime you want to come in studio and we'll just pick your brain about Che, we're open invite. Oh, my God. Yeah.

I'm a wealth of knowledge. Yes. Seriously, we'll do a Che history show and it will be. Oh, I'm in. I'm in. Okay. All right. I'm the friend with

the Little Dicky story, too. Oh, Little Dicky story. That was good. That's the coolest story of the decade. That was the same decade. Wait, you had the Little Dicky story in the same decade as the Drew Bennett and you picked Drew Bennett over it?

It was a much more notable story, but as far as hardest I've laughed. Oh, fuck, I found it. Alright, thank you, Alex. Bennett over it. There was a much more notable story, but as far as hardest I've laughed, like... Oh, fuck, I found it. All right, thank you, Alex. I appreciate it, man. On the cover? The crutches. Have a good one.

All right. Thanks, dude. Later, buddy. Dude, that sucks that he said it wasn't even in his top 200. He barely remembered it. I didn't find it. Barely remembered it.

That's okay. I remembered it. Take away from mine. There has to be evidence of this, though. It's not like this has been some discontinued image. You can't find it, KB? No. Are you sure that they didn't misremember

it and that it was Peyton Hillis? Because I feel like Peyton Hillis was on Fantasy Magazine. I'm a little woke to Alex. I think Alex seemed like he remembered it. He seemed like he remembered the moment, and I don't think he can remember 200 other moments from that decade. No. So I think he's closer to you than he's letting on.

Thank you, Brandon. A prorious laughter. I can't believe that this was your top moment. I want the cover. It was so funny. What was number three? Fucking shushed by a Starbucks for a reason. Jeez.

The 2000s, the first 10 years. I don't know. I feel like it wouldn't be sports related. I was definitely into stand-up comedy. Something would have made me happy. Something Cat Williams said maybe Martin for. Chappelle's show was early. Your big Dan Cooke guy.

Yeah, Cat Williams was funny. You're a Dan Cooke guy. Cat Williams was good. I was never really a big Dan Cooke guy. I was a big Louis C.K. guy, but he's canceled. So is Aziz. I'm not sure. Aziz is not canceled. I was a big Louis C.K. guy, but he's canceled. So is Aziz. I'm not sure. Aziz is not canceled.

I can give you a list. I also wouldn't say Louis C.K. is canceled either. He's selling out a Grammy for his 2020 special. He's going to win the 2020. He was canceled, but Louis C.K. is post-canceled.

Yeah. Yeah. Right. I'll get you a list. Okay. Thank you. I want to see that list. I think we've got to get

Steven a framed copy of this because just imagine him being able to look over and chuckle. Just like laugh to himself. We should get it and then hide a little camera on the inside of it. Would you laugh every time you looked at it? I mean, if it's right at the entrance of my home and I saw it every day, it'd probably get to be white noise. But yeah, definitely every time I noticed it. But you would put it at the entrance of your home, right? Yeah, it'd probably get to be white noise. But yeah, definitely every time I noticed it. But you would put it at the entrance to your home, right? Yeah, I'd probably be allowed to do that.

All right, so we've got to find this. Someone please find this magazine. If somebody finds it, tweet it at us. I have five 2005 fantasy covers. It wasn't one of the main ones. What if this did turn out to be just a giant lie? What if he was never on a cover? It was one that had... Back in the day, you could tell Fantasy Mags they were good.

They would be color. And this one was all black and white, so it was one of the crummier ones. The cover was black and white? No, the inside. Oh, I see. Steel Draft. This is shocking. All right.

How's everyone doing? Great. I'm good. I'm happy that Will's here. Yeah, Will's here. Will's our dog now. KB's just. This isn't an affront to you, KB.

It's not. Will works with us. I have nothing against him. That was like one of the highlights of my week. Yeah. Are you trying to pit us against each other, BC? No, I'm not. I would love to see a rematch. I think we all want one. Kyle did say if he had more room, he would have beaten you. Yeah. Are you trying to pit us against each other, BC? No, I'm not. I would love to see a rematch.

I think we all want one. Kyle did say if he had more room, he would have beaten you. Yeah, maybe on a mat. He said it would have been more fun. I saw the tape. There's a gym right across the street that we can go to. Isn't there a Hoist Gracie? Yeah, maybe for tomorrow's track.

Right around the corner. I don't know. I don't know. I'm still a little sore. From? That was a week ago. How's the eye? Gave me fucked up your eye.

Yeah, he did. I got a little rug burn on the takedown. Are you sore from the post, from the six-week thing? Yeah. Okay, you're back in the game. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Boys, we are back in the game.

We're saddled up. The doctor cleared my wife. Oh, he's coming. Oh, yeah. Okay, got it. You know when it's post, baby, you got to wait six weeks. We're saddled up. The doctor cleared my wife. Oh, he's coming. Oh, yeah. You know when it's post-baby, you've got to wait. How many productive showers did you not know that? Wow, that was not happening. Productive showers?

Dude, to be honest, I would say my productive shower game was very low during the first week. Really? Really. Because I feel like you're putting so much effort into trying to clear the dead and your wife and balancing everything that you don't really think about that. That would be sus.

Like I think about it but I'm paternal energy more after you have a baby. Like BC I'm thinking that I gotta give myself like man maybe I should do it in a couple days

like I'll give myself time to try and like get some energy. Tomorrow. Troops just came in. It wasn't like toward the back half the last part of pregnancy

to when you're really like going to work on yourself. How often was that? How often? Yeah, late pregnancy. I would say a few times a week, at least. You know what I mean?

On your own. Now, does the HGH affect it at all? No. A little raisin nuts. Why wouldn't you do steroids? Honest question. Yeah, I think it's a great question, especially now because I'm thinking, if I'm barely in the NFL.

Correct. Some people say that. Yeah, it's like, do I want to play? Do I not want to play? Am I even going to have the opportunity to play? Yada, yada. Why wouldn't I just juice up and get suspended and then I just can't play? Right.

And the way I go out is like, oh, Will Compton suspended taking steroids. That's the story about you. Yeah, right. And you can say it too. The best part about it is you can say it right here like, I'm going to take steroids. And then – Why are you always trying to get me to say – No, I'm just saying, like, listen, if I were in your shoes, I would sit on the act right now and be like,

hey, guys, I'm about to take steroids to try to get back in the league. And then when you get busted and everyone's like, oh, it's like, dude, I told you. I literally told you. That's true. I'm not lying. I told you. I literally told you. It's true. I'm not lying. I told you what I was going to do. And then I did it. I'll try and find the line to try and get myself back in the league.

Okay. It's just funny that it's a little dirty thing that you can't even talk about. It's like some taboo. You don't even want to talk about it. You know, I did. So I injected myself with something back in the day whenever I tore my PCL. And I don't really know what it was to this day because you're like so gung-ho on getting back out on the field.

Wait, you don't know what? This is like next level. This is like when Taylor said something was in his smoothie. You don't know what you injected in yourself? Yeah, yeah. I can see. Who knows? I mean, what's in the vaccines, dude?

Right. Into my knee. I tore my PCL against the Eagles, and I missed a Monday night football game, and the Panthers beat us. And the middle linebacker at the time, he had a rocky showing that game. And everybody's like, Will, are you going to be ready to go? Hey, we need you out there. If you could just call the defense. Oh, you just did Toradol. No, bro.

How good is Toradol? Big head, that's not what I'm... Toradol, we can talk about that. Toradol is amazing. But I'm saying at somebody else's house, I'm doing whatever is necessary to get back on the field and those for that next game. I want to say we played Chicago that year. How many –

In the last three games, I think I had like two tackles in those three games. How many shots of Toradol have you had? Quite a bit, enough. And that's totally legal, right? Yeah, Toradol is legal. And that's totally legal, right? Yeah, Tordal's legal. And it just makes you feel awesome? Well, they have that at urgent cares and shit. You could go get it right now.

Just start doing it before I podcast. Yeah, can you describe the symptoms for Tordal? What do you mean the symptoms? Not symptoms. What's it feel like? Yeah, what's the rush? You just, you like, it just takes pain away. Like, your pain is essentially gone.

Now, if you have, like, a major injury or something like that you're gonna feel that but if you're feeling like your knees or any arthritis or a sprained ankle or something like that like that stuff is is usually pretty much gone that's wild if you have an ac joint though people it's in pill form now you can get tore it all fucking that would they take when they're like climbing everest and they get like swollen i don't know possibly it's like the strongest anti-inflammatory yeah i think that's what it is or something like but it's amazing any vet that's beyond i would say their rookie contract anybody that's in like year five and on like you're you don't play without tour at all really i would assume that yeah sounds nice but do you just have a bunch of it at home uh you like ask the trainer for it and then they're like you you can only get it the day

of the game ah they won't give it to you like they're like, you can only get it the day of the game. They won't give you a bottle that you can take home. Is anyone addicted to it? I don't know. That's probably why they don't give you a bottle. I don't think it's an addictive thing because it's not like an opiate. It's not like Oxy or... Sounds like it might be. It's a painkiller.

Oh, it's not like that. It was the strongest painkiller. Some guys are taking it. Some dudes are taking one. Some dudes are taking one. It's a painkiller. Oh, it's not like that. It was the strongest painkiller. Some guys are taking it. Some dudes are taking one. Some dudes are taking one. Makes you feel zero pain. Yeah, instantly. Some dudes are taking one for the game and then also at halftime.

Did you ever take Toradol? Taking it, but... Wrestling? Okay, wait. No. It may have shown up on drug tests. I don't know. No, Toradol doesn't.

They were really strict. Toradol is just one of those things that's just bad on your liver and your gut. Should have. I don't know. No, Toradol doesn't. They were really strict. Toradol is just one of those things like it's just bad on your liver and like your gut. Should have. I didn't even know about it. Yeah, and everyone in the NFL, it's very open. No one should ever be in grave pain. There's too many options. Right.

Vitamin T, dude. The body of Christ, the fountain of youth, those are like all the names you call it when you walk in and you want it from that doc. Vitamin T. Vitamin T. Walk in and say, can I have the body of Christ? Yeah, dude. I'll walk in and be like, where's the doc? I need the body of Christ. I'll walk up to him, let him give it to me just like I'm taking the body

of Christ, and I'll do the Father, Son, Holy Spirit. So when you decide to do steroids, which teammate are you going to get steroids from? Yeah, that's a good question. Man, I tell you what, if I had to go down that path, I would look up somebody in Arizona and try and figure out. Oh, be careful.

What? I know where you're going. Where? He's going to Riggs. No, no. I would try and network with somebody in the camp of James Harrison. Oh. Not saying he did it.

I don't know that factually or proof or anything like that. His friends are strong. He's he did it. I don't know that factually or proof or anything like that. Right. His friends are strong. He's a strong friend. If I'm an observer, an outsider, I'm trying to figure out what my man's doing. We should all do steroids for a month. I want to do them so bad. But that's the thing.

You talk about steroids. There's not... No one, I don't think, does actual steroids. No, not anymore. Yeah, it's like... Not the anabolic steroids. Testosterone boosters and stuff. It's peptides.

Yeah, yeah. It's GH stuff. It's growth factor. Not the shit that like Arnold Schwarzenegger was taking in the... Right, right, right, right. It's like peptides.

Like, you can... There's peptides that get in and out of your body within like 8 to 12 hours. What are the big ones now? SARMs and testosterone?

Or T? What is it? I have no clue. He doesn't know, dude. He's all natural. Yeah, you do. Do I look like I'm on some stuff right now? No, but I mean, me and KB know about steroids.

You have to know about steroids. What I'm saying is I don't know the individual things that you're talking about. Just take cocktails. We should have piss tested him after he took KB down. I would have passed. Like a random. Yeah, just been like, all right. It's a random.

Let's move, Will. Would you do a cycle? We're sacks this week. Would you do a cycle when you just did a random yeah just been like alright just move Will would you do a cycle or sacks this week would you do a cycle like when you're officially done he was at least on Adderall he was hot

I like hard steroids but I would definitely want to get on like testosterone and get on some stuff that I would like think about doing and not do it

because you don't want to fail a test yeah like I want to do those things Nick would you do steroids do I need to I don't think you have to but I'm just saying, would you do steroids? Do I need to?

I don't think you have to, but I'm just saying if we were all doing them, would you think you would do them? Yeah, you could peer pressure me pretty easily. I don't think you'd need them, though. What shoes are those? What the fuck? He just decided to meet me out in those. Wait.

Are those Kanye West shoes? What are those, Nick? Those are foam runners. Our March Madness money hit, baby. Oh, shit. Those are acceptable? No, these suck dick. How big are they?

What size? Twelve. Can I try them? Yep. They look funny as fuck. I did not notice that. That's hilarious. You could definitely swing in your pasta through that. How much were they? $30 in not notice that. That's hilarious. You could definitely

swing in your pasta through that. How much were they? $30 in Chinatown. Oh, nice. Oh, fuck. You guys did get that money. Oh, yeah. These are not comfortable.

Are they comfortable? I heard they were. Oh. Do you have a bloody sock or a holey sock? I have a hole in my sock. It looks like they might be too big for you

or too small for you, Big Cat. Your feet are bursting through them. That's why they have the little holes. They look like they might be too big for you or too small for you, Big Cat. Your feet are bursting through them. That's why they have little holes. They look like that Play-Doh hair kit. Your feet can bubble through. How do you put on your shoes, man? Come on now. That's pretty bad.

Same as anyone else. You kind of look cool. I would probably need to get some new socks. How do they feel? Terrible. Do like a walk around. Like you're a kid getting your shoes back in the day. Wait, are those women's? You sprint around

the aisle. They look like women's. Just go to your mom and be like, hey, these are it. They're pretty cool. I like that noise that they're making. You buy them at a shoe store? What?

You know that's what it was too. You run around and then you go to your mom you're like i think these are the ones like i might be able to dunk pretty fast hey i wonder what like the footlocker people think when they're like all right go ahead just run up and down again you're not doing anything with these dude yeah not going pro um that's some goof shit nick since when why can everybody have steez but me why is everybody not about that no bro those are sick you're you're sick you're fucking fly thanks man i think you do have steez nick you just your steez comes along and it comes in mysterious ways you should make some yak shoes uh do you do yak shoes. O-C-D-M-E 10X pussy. That can only mean one thing.

Who? Jeff Nadu. Oh. I think we hit 80K. Uh-oh. Nice. That means Thursday? Oh, boy.

Heck it. What if we did yak shoes and it was just we mailed people a bag of water? Put your feet on in the wet. Yeah, your socks. Look at that. Damn. Okay. That means Tank Thursday will be inedible.

Yeah, golly. HC Thursdays. Roan, I know you're not going to be here. Can you please make sure that Tank takes the appropriate amount? I think we can give him a lot. I think we can give him a lot. I think we could give him a lot. Fuck. I'm putting this on you.

I'm not even going to be here. I know. I won't even be in the state, brother. You need to set him up. Okay. How should I prepare him? I think he needs to eat an edible at, what, 11 o'clock? And he also needs to eat before.

Should he eat before or should he do it on, oh, well. He's going to want a nosh. No, probably 12.15. 12.15? Yeah. Okay. What about some 3C? Can you just set him up like a doctor?

Like, here, take this at 12.15. Like a pill case? Yeah, I want to make sure. A timed pill case that has, like, a clock on the top so he knows last time he opened it. You won't smoke weed, right? No. He's buying a fucking temple, my dog. He's not doing that to his lungs.

But how much do you seriously think I should do? That would be a lot easier to judge how much he needs. 25 would be a suggested dose for someone else, but I feel like maybe a little bit more for Frank. No, I'd think less. You think? Yeah. I think a mask comes into play. He did like 50, didn't he?

A mass comes into play. That's his physics. And ignore it. Are you guys saying he's fat? He did like half a feet. That's a jump that you took. None of us took. Oh, that's kind of fucked up.

Are you guys saying Frank's fat? I don't even see size. Frank the Tank? I think Frank's like a seven milligram type of guy. What? I thought we were talking about Frank Borelli. Seven. Seven milligrams. A fat man? You don't get talking about Frank Borelli. Seven. Seven milligrams.

You don't get Frank the Tank. You don't get the Tank without. There's no skinny tank. There's the thumbnail. There it is. Big Cat spills what? The wheel is just. Is that tea?

So since you guys hit 80K. Since you guys hit 80K, Frank the Tank is taking an edible on Thursday? Yeah, on the show, yeah. And how much are you giving him? I don't know. I've been recently tasked. I think a clean 50 ought to do it. I think 50 would be good.

50 would be fun. 50 would be a 10. Way too much. No, you're right. 50 is too much. I don't want to see him mildly comfortable on the chair. I want to see him. He said he had half of an entire cookie, which is like how much?

That was a brick of 200. Yeah. So he probably had 100 last 420. Yeah. And he was like, I didn't really get high. I just felt some pressure

on my nose. Nose pressure? I was like, well, that's not, you weren't high. It's not a thing. Yeah. You just happened to be

feeling nose pressure. You got a stuffy nose that day. I'm putting it all on Roan. He noticed the sinus infection. Yeah. Roan, you're the Frank the Tank whisperer with weed. You do it. Maybe troops could do it.

No, that's... Troops would really get him fucked up. Bro, I got a question. Hey, Blood. We're giving Frank... What's up, Blood? We're giving Frank the Tank some... Giving Frank the Tank an edible on Thursday.

How much of an edible do you think that we should give him? How many milligrams? Ten. Ten? No. Yeah, because a Q7. What is Frank the Tank? Yeah, but he don't want weed, Frank.

Yes. Edibles are creepers. So give him ten. No, but he's a big dude, so he should be able to handle ten. That's just over a Q. They were saying 50. 50. 25.

50. Bro, Zod, these men mad. They trying to kill Frank. What is he doing? That's not a a cube. They were saying 50. 50. 25. 50. Bro, Zod, these men mad. Are they trying to kill Frank? That's what I'm saying. Two Zeds. That's nearly two Zeds, bro. That's what I'm saying. That's too much.

He's using metrics or something. What is going on here? He can handle two Zeds. I'm not taking Zeds. Two Zeds. He can handle two Zeds. You can't ever handle two Zeds. No, I'm not Frank, though.

Frank can handle two Zeds. So he took a three-cheat cookie, but half of it and that was a hundred milligrams but it's the three cheetahs yeah that's different yeah grams of cali he's fucked blood yeah well i don't know milligrams milligrams milligrams milligrams they eat of an edible so we could do more than 10 you're doing it in milligrams or grams? Milligrams. You were saying grams? You were saying grams.

You were saying grams. Fuck you, man, anyway, man. Watch the watch along. I'm doing the plug now. Watch along. 2.30. Troops TV. Tune in.

Mizar. Must win. You get me? Who's winning? Who's playing? Arsenal's winning. Team Hank as well. Oh, there we go.

Love it. 10 grams? 10 grams. He was speaking grams. 10 grams would actually kill Frank. And he was ready to prescribe it. I know. It's like 10.

10 grams. But he was also saying it wasn't that much. Well, that's synthetic. Yeah. How much is 10 grams? Is that like a quarter ounce or a little more than a quarter ounce? That would be hard to even carry. That's very funny.

10 grams for Frank. How many grams is in a milligram? What the fuck is he talking about? I'm talking about EDM. Wait, did you guys go to the EDM show? Big time. I did. I was.

You did. It was a blast. Disclosure. Yeah. Hemorrhage. Saturday night? Mm-hmm. What did you,

where'd you stand? Okay, so, mid-back. So, Troops was suggesting that Frank takes 10,000 milligrams. He's a big man. He's a big man He's a big man

Oh my god That would be so funny But don't kill him with 25 Just give him 10 grand 10 Oh you're so confident I know It's good

Oh fuck We should spin the wheel This could be bad I have a bad feeling Do you? Yeah Do the promo code. Do the ad and then we'll get the promo code.

Boys and girls, you're probably sitting at home in uncomfortable pants. Luckily, Bird Dogs has completely changed the game. Isn't that right, Will? That's right. I'm wearing them right now. Yeah. Big Cat's wearing them now. They have shorts, pants, joggers.

They're made from the finest high-quality material. Build in liners to cradle your stovepipe for all day comfort who the fuck likes being uncomfortable if you're not wearing bird dogs this summer you probably poop with your pants who wrote this alright I'll go off script I am

so much for the boys can you stick to the script actually I'm so much for the boys I just bought in cool to the script, actually? I'm so much for the boys. I just bought... In cool news, I picked up a side job writing copy for Bird Dogs, Dude Wipes. I wrote, I just bought three pairs of Bird Dogs, my own money, promo code Yak. My own money. My own money.

That's a good man. You can get them for free. I do not believe you. I mean, I'm trying to get the promo code going. Yeah, promo code Yak. Everyone use the promo code. We want to get everyone. Whose money would you spend? I could have just hit up Stephen Chay and be like, get me some

bird dogs. That's true. And instead I was like, no, fuck that. I bought $300. Dude, have you been spending your own money? You have, haven't you? Fucking sucker. That's why you're going to be out of here. Yeah, you spend your own money on shit? No, we get stuff sent to the house

but he's saying like I bought three pairs of my own money. On my own money. I've never spent a cent of my own money. Always corporate money. I bought $300

worth of bird dogs got $10 off. No big deal. Promo code yak. Did I get $10 off or did I just get a free I got a free thing. Free thing.

Yeah. I got a free thing. Yeah, I. Yeah. I got a free thing. Yeah, I love that. You got a free Yeti tumbler. It's neat. It's Code Yak. You actually have to pay more. But it's not Yeti tumbler.

Stop. That would be funny if we pulled our codes. Double the price. It's like Patreon. Fuck. We should actually just do a Patreon that's like all of our wet content is behind it. Yeah, we should do one that's like our show every day. Dry show free, only fans, wet shows.

It's a month. All right, spin the wheel. I'm worried. Groups is now part of the wheel, too. Anyone who's in that booth is part of the wheel. Part of the wheel. You can get out of the booth right now if you want. He's got the bottle.

If this hits wet, you're getting wet. Otherwise, get out of the booth right now if you want. He's got the bottle. If this hits wet, you're getting wet. Otherwise, get out of the booth. Who's your boy back there, Will? Jack. Jack is part of it now. I promise you. Jack's down for the cause. Jack's down for the cause.

All right. This is the correct options. We keep adding stuff. Jesus Christ, that is a lot of color. No, we took KB Drinks. We took KB Drinks off. KB Wild instead of KB Drinks. No more KB Drinks.

I don't want the drinks. KB's Wild makes me nervous. I don't have KB's Wild with me right now. Can you tell us what it is? It's an item. All right. I'm better about it. It's an item. All right. We're better about it.

It's an item or you guys are an item? All right. Let's spin it. Oh, no. Food wheel, please. Oh, we're trying, boys. Dig, dig, dig, dig. God damn it.

Good job. Start. Nick, your feeling was, dig. God damn it. Good job. Start. Nick, your feeling was off. So horrified there. Jeff did not want me to wear this shirt. You would have made me get it wet, too. I love Brandon. Why are you insisting on wearing it? Remember when you were in Little League as a kid and you're like,

Mom, can I sleep in my jersey? That's what Brandon's doing with the trivia. He's had that on. You go to a Phillies game in your Little League jersey, like your full uniform and the pants. I just want to wear my jersey all day, and Brandon put this on. His game's at like 8 p.m. tonight.

It's a sick jersey. Gaff's on grind mode right now. Yeah, he is. I saw Rico was trying to talk to him, and Gaff's flying, walking by. He's like, come on, man. If you're going to talk to me, you've got to walk with me. Big Dave's back in the office, too.

Oh, yeah. Shout out Alec Boehm. White Sox Dave or Red Sox Dave? Jerry just goes deadpan to White Sox Dave. He's like, so do you root for the White Sox or the Cubs? And White Sox Dave looked like he was going to kill someone. Who asked him that? Jerry did. He's like, I don't know. Do you root for the Cubs or the White Sox Dave looked like he was going to kill someone. You asked him that? Jerry did.

He's like, I don't know. Do you root for the Cubs or the White Sox? That's funny as fuck. Busting ball holes. Just busting a little bit of balls. Yeah, Dave is here. Dude, everyone's terrified of Dave. You think so?

People I talk to. Who? Name names. Not me. Let's see here. We got Clem. No. Who? Name names. Not me. Let's see here. We got Clem. No. Clem.

No. He's on Dave's team. I was like, who's the best trivia guy? And I was like, it seems like you can do some trivia. Are you pretty good at trivia? He's like,

I made the all-star team. He was the Clem VP of the all-star game too. It seems like Eddie's pretty good too. Would you say Dave's the number three on that list? He's like, you're not going to get me

to talk shit about my boss. I'm scared of that man. Yeah. And then I was talking with Carl. Here's just pain leaving the body. Oh number three on that list he's like you're not gonna get me to talk shit about my boss i'm scared of that man yeah and then i was talking with uh carl here's just pain leaving the body the same way carl's like show me his tape of him throwing touchdown passes at the illinois spring game then dave walks over and like he just gets a little tidy like i'm fucking terrified of that man you scared of him of dave yeah no we had a nice handshake i brought him in for a hug good camaraderie hug hug. Asked him how the Boston game was. There was a funny moment.

I don't know if anyone worked at Barstool. I think maybe you, Steven. But in the old office, there was a moment where I think Kevin said to Dave, like on radio, like, people are scared to talk to you. And Dave was, like, holding a baseball bat. And he's like, that's not true. And he came out in, like, the main bullpen area and pointed it at everyone. He was like, are you scared to talk to me while holding a baseball bat and he's like that's not true and he came out in like the main bullpen area and pointed and everyone's like are you scared to talk to me while holding a baseball bat he was like no i'm not afraid it's like dude this isn't really going the way it should are you ever

scared to talk to dave no never no have you ever been yeah have you ever been no not really where you get a little anxiety before you hit him up about something? No. He never gives you a little bit of butterflies? I think it's more people, like Dave doesn't Dave doesn't like small talk. I think sometimes people try to hit him up with small talk and he doesn't respond. So I think that probably gives people

anxiety. Like I know he'll always respond to me. Like a Frank the Tank response? Yeah, kind of. Or they'll be like, they'll say something to like, oh, I have this idea that's not fully fleshed out. What are you doing? Don't bring it to him yet. That kind of thing. You just got to give him a passing comment about something he's interested in.

Like what? KB? Give it to us. What's your interaction with Dave today? He always laughs when he sees me. It's better than... You're a physical funny guy. You just pour some hot coffee on your dick or whatever. Yeah. That'd be funny if KB and Dave's relationship

was that of like a toddler and like a parent. You have to like hit yourself in the face just to make him laugh. Yeah. That's pretty much what I'm doing on this show.

Yeah. No. Have it on toddler mode. You want to wrestle Will again? Yeah. You know I do. Let's do it across... There is no rematch. Let's do it across the street. You want to wrestle Will again? Yeah. You know I do. There is no rematch.

Let's do it across the street. Can we get Stephen King? No, I appreciate what he did, and I appreciate him not going hard. No, let's do it on a mat tomorrow. If you had more room. There's a mat. There's a, what is it, the Gracie gym? Oh, yeah. BC, you're doing it.

You're doing it. What? You're creating the division. No, it's not a division. I want to see my boy go with a mat. I want to see him unencumbered. I would take Kyle Langenderfer before you. No need.

If you can't run him back, then don't run him back. Just say it. If you're afraid of KB, just say it. If I was Will, I would be – it's like when you hit your first half-court shot. It's like, do I want to keep on shooting, or do I want to walk away knowing I'm one for one? You're afraid. That's fine. You basically walked into the casino and hit, and your cash went out.

It went out on top. Yeah, okay. All right. You're afraid. What if you wrestled Sass? Would that be fun? I don't want to do that. We have a rematch clause for any type of physical activity on this show.

Forget about the clause. Go look up your contract. The bylaws. Should we grab Dana to slap you? Yeah, he can slap me I'm fine with that Again, there's There's nothing I feel like

There's no gain It's like when Nick told me When I was walking out the first time He's like, there's nothing Yeah, that meant a lot to me He's scared This is probably why he's not in the league anymore Well, you low-key hustled me

I thought we were just I thought we were just appeasing Big Cat because he kept talking about wrestling. I didn't hustle anyone. You kind of hustled him. Yeah, you fucking did. You kind of hustled me, yes, because I thought you had no wrestling experience. We were kind of talking about wrestling a little bit, about Jordan Burrows. Mutual hustle. If you were hustling, you're like, oh, I'm all defense.

And then you're baiting me with the leg. I was, and yeah, that was a all defense. And then you're baiting me with the leg. I was. Yeah, that was a mistake. Yeah, and you're baiting me with the leg. I'm like, man. You're going to go for the easy single, and that's bread and butter. Exactly. I would have had more than a rug burn if I would have tried shooting on you low.

Yeah, I didn't know you were. If I may for a second, I feel like we could settle this. Oh, yeah. I think we're talking through it. We are. Which is what no one wants. No one wants to hear that. You don't want the Yak fans turning on you.

They're a vicious bunch. Speaking of which, Nicky and I saw it. Who? It was surreal. We were on Stone Street. We bumped into DeStefano. DeStefano walks right by us.

Walking his kid? He was with his kid So I didn't Do anything What would you have said? Yeah you didn't attack him I mean his entire crew Was wearing pink

Head to toe He did have a crew Did you watch You didn't crew this? Huh? Did you watch Special Wessy? Yeah you should have Crew dissed him

Were they all Lost in balls? The ratio They're just pointing At people naming Different states I think he was telling somebody the Portland joke He was He's always in the middle of telling the Portland joke We shit on the Portland joke

But KB is a shitty Gary V I wasn't bad Isn't Gary V a shitty Gary V? By the way By the way, should we go? Should we virtually go to Gary VCon? I think it's in Minnesota He's got everyone scammed to basically go should we should we uh virtually go to gary v con i think it's in minnesota he's doing a

he's got everyone scammed to basically do like a press conference not a conference yeah what is a conference oh i'm saying yeah we should do it we should go where it is we should do it steven can you sign us up for vcon sure gary vcon in minnesota yeah but we i don't want to go i just want to watch if you guys need troops on the ground, I'll go. I would go. It's a VR thing? I don't know if it's VR. That'd be sick. I would go in person. Minnesota?

Is that Tate from Titus and Tate? I believe it is. It is. I'll go. Can we all wear GoPros strapped to our chest and livestream? Yes. That'd be awesome. Yes.

You guys will be so juiced after that seminar. Oh, yeah. Productivity. Yeah. The Yaks after seeing Gary V seminar. Oh, yeah. Productivity. Yeah. We all joked about Grant Cardone, but it's like playing with voodoo, like playing with a voodoo doll and joking around with it, and then it actually all started happening. What do you mean?

We are 10Xing. Oh, yeah. It's actually happening. Oh, yeah. It was funny or whatever. We made bracelets, and it was cute or whatever, but now we are actually 10x. Yes. We joked our way into like...

It's real. We're optimizing all of our friends. I found out. Have you guys ever seen No Pain No Gain? No. I just watched that the other day and it's literally about a dude who watches one of those seminars

and then goes insane. Kills a bunch of people. Oh. With Mark Wahlberg. Oh, it's not a real... In the rock, right rock right yeah it's based on a true story it is based on a true story so was it and it keeps on being like they're like why'd you do this is it because i'm a doer well i guess that would be like if that's your

inner essence right and you're 10xing you're 10xing murdering well he was robbing and murdering kidnapping manslaughtering he was doing, he didn't mean to kill. He didn't murder. You 10X, Will? I 10X. You sure? Yeah. That was a 5X answer.

Yeah, it was. If you were 10X, you'd wrestle KB again. It is awesome when I see people in public and they throw that up. The X? Yeah. I get that. It's all I get now. Such a great feeling.

An X is a good feeling. You got to come to Lincoln. You got to come to Lincoln, Nebraska, dude. You get the shirt. Throw in the bones. What's the bones? No, you don't. Go to the X.

Dude, you got to get out to Nebraska. Yeah, dude. You have to. It's so sick out there. Yeah, we should go. We should go. You're the first person. You finally got that bag.

You got to get out to Nebraska. Yeah. Check this out. I went to Lincoln last year. It is nice. It is a nice game day experience. Red balloons. They hold on forever.

Because we're scoring. What's the longest they held on to the red balloons when you were there? If you don't know, in Nebraska, everyone comes in with a red balloon, and when they score their first touchdown, they release it. So there's got to be some time to shut out. That sounds environmentally dangerous. No. Yes.

No. Yes. Look up the years I played in Nebraska. But there's got to be times that Nebraska's been shut out recently. Oh, yeah, yeah. You've been a bad football team. They're still holding the balloons from the Mike Riley years. Do they walk out of the stadium with the balloons?

Or do people slowly just... You slowly see them just get released. Got it. It's awkward. Why wouldn't you just pop them at that point? Hey, you pop them all at the same time. I bet that's so loud. That'd be sick. That'd be crazy, Will. That's a great idea. Yeah, I'm telling you, man.

What if everybody jumped in the whole world? Would it make a tidal wave? What the fuck? What if everybody quaked the pool?? Would it make a tidal wave? Oh, shit. What the fuck? What if everybody quaked the pool? Yeah. That quaked the pool. Was that Donnie that was saying that? Donnie's quaked the pool in Harlem.

Yeah. When the public pool opens up in Harlem, everybody jumps in on the same time. They quaked the pool. Wakes the fuck out of it. Because all the water leaves the pool. Yep. Pool's closed. And then the pool's done for the day.

Jeff Donnie. Him and his boys. Do you guys not like create tsunamis in pools when you're little? Oh yeah. With the tubes. Get the tubes going and get your boys. Or if you all sprint

in a circle and make a whirlpool. Oh yeah. Above ground circle whirlpool. I mean that's actually a very dangerous thing I feel like.

We gotta get a swimming episode. We are. We're going to. But that's the Treadwater. Treadwater episode. I need a full swimming episode. Okay.

You want to be doing laps while we talk? Yeah. Yeah. Water polo? You got a pool, big cat? I want to quake the pool. No. Fair.

You got a pool? It's too big to be considered a pool. Called the ocean. I own it. You're a sliver. No, I do not have a pool. I would have thought you were a pool guy. A little kiddie pool.

Can you do a Mount Rushmore of terraces, or do you not have enough? I only have three. Okay. It's a mezzanine. Yeah, I guess. We can't even do a Mount Rushmore of rooms. Five roommates. My Lincoln Monument of bathrooms.

I put the terrace furniture out this weekend. It's pretty nice. Oh, that's nice. Nice. Matarandek chairs. Did you or did you have someone do it? Oh, I did it. Fuck yeah.

Stay humble. Someone did it for me. Yeah. No, I'm just kidding. Gives you a rush of accomplishment doing something like that. Doing a little bit of work on a Saturday or something. Unfolding of that. Did you go bit of work on a Saturday or something. Unfolding.

Did you go to, like, your whole family and you're like, look what I just did? Every time my dad does something, like anything, it's always, like, it has to be, like, the main focus for the day. That day, yeah. Look at daddy. You guys see the garage today? He's a doer. Like, moved one thing. I love your family dynamic. Ignore your grandma.

Your mom diagnoses you with brain cancer all the time, and your dad just does small tasks. And looks for her. You see this? I like to keep my dad busy. No offense to you or your family, but I have nightmares about having to be at your family. You know Sass's grandparents live in New York, and they don't even know his name?

Walked past him and just ignored him. What do you mean they don even know his name? He walked past them and just ignored them. What do you mean they don't know his name? He saw them on the street. It's not that. It's just grandmother. It's so odd that you guys are still hung up on this. It's one of the weirder stories we've ever heard. I'm just not close with that side of my family at all.

That is weird, right? But it's like your grandparents. That's like the one. It's not like my dad's not close with his parents, so it's not like I'm going to go start a relationship with them. Do you see them on the sidewalk? I've met them like two times ever. You saw them on the sidewalk, and you guys just walked by.

In a city of 8 million people, the craziest coincidence of all time. Passing your grandma just sounds crazy. She didn't want to talk to me. It's cold-blooded. And you noticed them, but you don't say anything. I noticed her after I passed her, and then I looked back, and it was her. Yeah, he did this thing. You're going to be like, hey, Grandma.

Oh, because she would be like, who the fuck are you? The king of New York. She would be like, oh, I didn't. She would be hostile about it. She wouldn't know who I was. She's got a point to make. She'd be angry, though? I think you're lying.

I think she would know who you were. She had to know. She would probably know who I am. Yeah. I think it was one of those things where you both knew each other, but it was too awkward. Considering me and my dad have the same face. Yeah. Pretty hard to not know who I was.

Genetically. I think the question on everybody's mind is that you don't want to take your shirt off publicly. Oh, Jesus Christ. Would you rather you do it or have your grandma do it? If you don't like her at all. My grandma probably, actually. For that one. He wouldn't even recognize you. You guys call at all. My grandma, probably, actually. For that one. He wouldn't even recognize you.

You guys call all your grandmas grandma? I got none left. I call mine Mimi and Mama. Oh, it's over. And over for a while. You just died last year. I had a grandmother for like seven years, dude. When you were young, did you call your grandma grandma?

Fucking A. I don't even remember. Or like Mimi, Mama. I was Nanny. You were Nanny? Yeah. I don't even remember. Or like Mimi. Mimi, maumau. I was nanny. Mine's uu. You were nanny? Yeah, I don't know why. My grandma's uu and my grandpa's ee. No.

Yeah. What? No. Okay. I always pissed me off when we had names like that for the grandparents. Pissed me off too. When we talk about your grandparents, anything's on the table. I meet my meetsie meetsie.

My meemaw. Meemaw pissed me off so bad When we talk about your grandparents anything's on the table. I meet my meetsie meetsie. I keep my meemaw. Meemaw pissed me off so. Meemaw. Don't say that. Hey Mae. That's some

country shit. I know just grandma and grandpa. Yeah. It was grandma. You had grandma who the main one

and the one you don't know as well you used to call him. Do you have grandparents still? Grandma Jerry. Yeah.

Do you have grandparents still? Yeah I have my grandma. Nice brag, dude. Way to bring that up, then. Good genes, man. I got all mine. Yeah, she's still kicking.

Nice brag. Dan has none of the four. Who's got all theirs? Dan has none as well. I got all yours? I'm over four. Oh, you only got one. I'm over 43.

I'm over four for a while now. That's nice, man. What was the... I'll trade you two of my grandparents for one of your children. Okay, deal. Yeah. Straight up. Do some cash considerations.

Yeah. Bag of balls. You want a child, Seth? Yeah, I think I'd like a little guy running around the apartment. You'd make a good father. I don't want to take care of him, but I'd like to play with him. I think all of you guys would make good dads. Except...

The worst diaper I've ever seen. No, I think all of you. Working around the room. I was thinking about getting a dog for my apartment, and then for some reason I started thinking about if I had a kid. And I was like, wow, that sounds fucking scary. Yeah, you're 21, dude. Well, obviously.

Right. Yeah, I'm not going to have a kid, but. You're not ready, bro. It was just a thought. It's like, imagine if I had a kid that I had to go home and take care care of i can barely take care of myself yeah didn't you forget to pay rent for three months is this a stand-up that you're doing right now this is real uh i should try that announcement i'm bringing in tommy walker this week what um what day you want me to do a father's day photo shoot with him so he one day this week tommy's just gonna be here

well you have to we have to plan. By Tuesday or Wednesday. I'm going to ask. What about Thursday? He can look after Frank. I'm going to ask the gal and see what time. Gal? Gal, the lady, the woman.

Your wife? Do you know her name? No, I don't know her name. No, you know her name. Merch. You know her name. You talk to her every day. I don't know her name.

I just said it twice. Elaine? He keeps on saying it. Is her name Elaine? Everyone knows it. Elaine. Yes, it's it. Is her name Elaine? Everyone knows it. Elaine. Yes, it's Elaine. It's Gislaine.

Gislaine. Yeah, you know what? Make sure... Gislaine will take care of Tommy. Okay. He'll be fine. You should look after him. Gislaine.

Yeah. Why don't you bring in your daughter, too, for Gislaine? Yeah. Why don't you bring in your daughter too for Gislaine? Is that Dave? That is Dave. That's Dave Portnoy right there. Holy shit. Third time he's walked by. Play cool, play cool, play cool.

Oh, he didn't even. They must have tinted these doors. Yeah, we had a big time. It's too dark, yeah. It's probably not street legal. Yeah. He doesn't like a small talk wave. Appreciate that big fucking deal you gave me

Dave doesn't like small talk Or any sort of other talk either Or talk yeah Yeah Or you With us specifically Yeah Yeah

Rico When Dave came in Rico just stared daggers at him And I got Dave to come over I was like You gonna say hi to Rico And Rico just goes You know when you don't say hello to me

It makes me mental And Dave just refused to say hello to him. Imagine if like one of us just did that randomly. How could you not say hi to me? Like Nick, you know when you don't say hi to me it makes me fucking mental. I say that to Dave.

I rage when you don't say hello to me. What the fuck, Dave? We go back how far? I want Nick to be Rico for a week. That would be so funny. Yeah, like going home to his wife and kids. Yeah, we'll swap lives.

Or you act to White Sox Dave how Rico acts to Red Sox Dave. I like that. I like this Red Sox Dave that we're doing here. It's a Nick Original. The two Daves, Red Sox and White Sox Dave doing a podcast together would be very funny.

They would. White Sox Dave combined with anybody's pretty funny. Yeah. Who's Red Sox Dave? Portnoy. Yeah. Okay.

Will, why don't you just move to New York? I mean, give up this little league you're playing in. Why would I live in New York? We could move to Chicago. New York sucks. We move to Chicago? Would just move to New York? I mean, give up this little league you're playing in. Why would I live in New York? You could move to Chicago. New York sucks. We move to Chicago?

Would I move to Chicago? Yeah. The prize is right. Okay. All right. Let's get the boys there. I can promise you it's not. Why don't you come to Nashville?

I'm sure some of the boys in here want to go to Nashville. Not at all. Nashville's my living in city. I love all. Nashville's not a living in city. I love Nashville. Nashville's a visit. New York is? Yeah, more than Nashville. No, it's fucking not.

They don't have fucking girls riding around on horses. Because you went to Broadway. You snuck into Broadway. It's all Broadway. The whole city's Broadway. No, it's not. Yeah, it is.

You're pissing me off right now. What's your favorite bar? Fucking get mental, dude. I like Winners and Losers. What about Winners and Losers? Nashville is like Times Square If there was only Good bar

10 roof on the Mumbrian Yeah Both have Broadway's That you probably want to avoid If you live there But that's like Isn't that like where you go out In Nashville

Or is that just because I was a tourist? It's because you're a tourist Yeah You went out there? Yeah you went to Broadway bro? Seems like that's where Everyone went

I mean bro Like yeah If you go there It's like you gotta go to Broadway to experience it Seems like that's where everyone went. I mean, bro, like, yeah, if you go there, it's like you gotta go to Broadway to experience it. It's like if you lived in Vegas, you think everybody locally is going to the Strip? No, they're going to M Casino and Resort. Yeah, but no, actually, where are they? It's a good spot. Did you live there?

Yeah. Yeah, that's our place. It's fucking awesome. That's our place. What do you mean? Penn owns it. The M? Yeah. Oh, it's phenomenal. That's where we stayed. Matt you mean? Penn owns it. The M? Yeah. Oh, it's phenomenal. That's where we stayed. Matt Collins was staying there. Yeah.

That's the Raiders team hotel. I know, yeah. It's fucking awesome, dude. But they said that the buffet there, like all the locals would come to that buffet because it's like off the strip and it's not like, but it's still a very good buffet, but you're not with all the riffraff.

Yeah, that's accurate. The M Casino and Resorts, dude. That's where people go. No, that place is a good spot. What's up? People fuck with living there? Yeah, yes. I think I would go crazy.

In Vegas? So when I spent my five weeks there, we're like 20 minutes outside of the strip, but it's like, I mean, it's basically like you're living in Arizona. What's the room?

Is it a double room? It's not just a single hotel room. It's like a hotel room with a living room? Or is it just a straight up hotel room? Is it a suite? Yeah, is it a suite? I'm asking.

You're like, did I say in a suite? Yeah, did you live in a suite when you lived there? Yeah. That's sweet. Are you sure? That's awesome. Why don't you think you did? I think you lived in a single hotel room.

A double. A double bed. Two beds? You just wanted a shelf? Yeah. So you didn't live in a suite? Two beds until I moved into my Airbnb. A double bed. So you had one room? Yeah beds until I moved into my Airbnb. A double bed.

So you had one room? Yeah, I had one room when I was at the M. So are dudes living in one room up there? Did you have a roommate? No. What do you do all day? You just hit the pool, hit the gym down there? They got a nice gym.

That spa? You're working. You're in the facility. So you're just going home to your, basically to a hotel room that you're staying in. Did you go to that spa? Yeah, it is a hotel room. Yeah. Right. What are we talking about right now? You stay in the facility. Going home to your, basically to a hotel room that you're staying in. Did you go to that spa? Yeah, it is a hotel room. Yeah. Right.

What are we talking about right now? You stay in a hotel room. What I'm saying, is it a nicer hotel room that the players stay in than the run-of-the-mill casino hotel rooms? Oh, no. That's what I'm asking. No. Same thing.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I was just trying to be a little honest. You live like an NFL player. Nice, like a very nice Vegas, like double bed room. What the fuck are you hiding? Did you like kill someone in plan, Koi? I feel like Roan's trying to walk me in somewhere.

We're hiding. I think what we're finding is the lights are off. We were literally just asking if you stayed in a nice hotel. That's all. Yeah, the M. We were asking if you had a nice room, though. You had a room. I mean, the rooms are quality rooms.

You're like, yeah, I had a double bed. Guys, when I had COVID, I stayed in a single room for seven days, and it was torturous. Like, I didn't, I guess you get to go out, but. Damn, a whole fucking. Biggest entourage in the history of the office. I just walked in. I need a pack like that.

Like a. Yeah, I stay in your standard hotel room. Like, there's a nice Vegas. Like, the one I stayed in when I went to the M last weekend, it was my bedroom and then like a living room. A suite. Suite. You had a suite.

Yes. You didn't. No. I didn't. Yikes. On the same page, brother. Neither of us had suites. They're nice rooms though.

Yeah, they were very nice. Yeah, but you're in the NFL. Right. He's in the NFL. That's the difference. Jack and Spider sent me videos from the suites. They're really nice. Very nice. Yeah, but you're in the NFL. Right. He's in the NFL. That's the difference. Jack and Spider sent me videos from the suites. They're really nice. Very nice.

Yeah. Bro. So when I stayed in. Jack and Spider were staying in nicer rooms than you. Spider, of course. Probably, yeah. You're in the NFL. We're talking.

They give you two weeks to stay there for free. Yeah, they give you two weeks to stay there for free, and then you can continue to pay if you want on the team discount. Or, I got an Airbnb for the last few weeks. You think the hotel people thought you were going to get cut? That's why they didn't put you in a suite? Yes. No, no, no. Absolutely not.

Every day, did they... I know Coach Versace. He probably called down like, hey, our boy's coming home. Stock the fridge. Take care of him. Does your key always work? Yes. You guys do a sleeping bed and a jerking off bed?

I do a shelf. Huh? I put my bag and all the shit. I put everything. It's a shelf. You separate your bed? Separate your bed as a shelf. You have a jerk off bed?

You don't beat off where you sleep. I do. Oh, jeez. Do you use... No, I leave the rag right next to the bed To let the cleaning ladies You jerk off And then you jump To the other one

And just fall asleep You know Brandon You know Brandon Brandon's a cum belly He's just walking around With a cum on his belly I don't know if I can do this Not really

What This is like Dudes masturbating talk I can't You can't do it I don't like to picture you guys This is the line It's been a lot lately

Hey but that's what I was trying to tell you. Alameda, California. The hotel they put us in when we played in Oakland, the Unextended Stay. Oh, fuck. Absolute garbage. And that's where they put the players.

So you're talking about all your- What are the top dogs? Tom Brady stays in a one bedroom? I don't think so. Yeah, bro. I don't think so. The boy's not Tom Brady. You know what I'm saying? I think you are. I think you are Tom Brady, dude a one bedroom? I don't think so. Yeah, bro. I don't think so. The boy's not Tom Brady. You know what I'm saying?

I think you are. I think you are Tom Brady, dude. I appreciate that. Don't down talk yourself. It's not that I'm down talking. I'm just trying to get some objective feedback to my guy over here. What's your problem, Brandon? You think Tom Brady's staying in that?

No, probably not. I'll make this a thing. All right. What's Brandon's problem? I thought it was 3 o'clock, Brandon. Oh, I'm good. What's your problem? I have a meeting with Gaz and Hank at 3 o'clock, but I have to call.

Go, go, go. I have to call the banker right now. Go, go. A banker? Insurance for my dad's house. Try not to make any anti-Semitic. I know. Is that what you?

Don't say anything anti-Semitic to the banker. He's from Mississippi. It's fine. Okay. You want to call him while we're on air? No. Please. Why? Why not? Let me get you a better deal. He will from Mississippi. It's fine. Okay. You want to call him while we're on air? No. Please. Why?

Why not? Let me get you a better deal. He will. He'll get you a better deal. Come on. Let me get you a better deal. Well, Frank Sinatra? What bank are you calling?

Joe Sinatra. What bank is it? What bank? It's a local Mississippi bank. Okay. Got it. Sash, why don't you go sit

in Brandon's chair See how it feels No way Really Why not This is my spot He doesn't like having to look at the booth He wants back seat

I like having them behind me Man The booth just looks hard as fuck I know They look like an album cover Yeah they do Hey Go back to them

Oh shit Wow Dude look hard Why are you Yeah, they do. Hey. Go back to him. Oh, shit. Wow. Look hard. Why are you ruining the vibe, Steven? Look at him. I can't not smile. Oh, hell yeah. He's always creeping.

Hank's hiding back there, too. Hank is? Oh, Hank. Oh, what the fuck? Oh, shit. Yo, Hank, what's your meeting with Brandon going to go like? Can we get a little preview? Oh, yeah.

Let's get the preview. Give it to us. Is it going to be bad? Can we get a little preview? Oh, yeah, let's get the preview. Give it to us. Is it going to be bad? It's fucked up that we all laughed that hard. It's going to be bad cop with me and Gaz. Gaz gets scary. Should we role play it? Should we kind of give you a chance to get a leg up on him?

Because we tried to role play it the other way, and he wouldn't do it. Yeah, why don't, Rowan, you play Brandon Walker. You have the accent. And, Hank, you play Hank. Please don't cancel my shows, Hank. That's all I got left. It's not canceled, Brandon. Well, I ain't learning to do shit.

How's that sound, Hank? This is how it's going to go. You're acting like one of them goblins from Harry Potter right now. You call him Chank? Hank? Gaz and Hank? I was coming down to talk to you guys about Barstool Idol.

Hell yeah. Should we build like a set? Yes. Do you want it to look like? Sick. Is that enough? We should make Will try out for Barstool Idol. Yes. We can. What do you want it to look like? Sick. Don't like. Is that enough? We should make Will try out for Barstool Idol.

It's got to be either in this video. Like American Idol? No, you're used to trying out for your job every year. Why not? Ah, damn. Hey, Big Cat. Hey, I'm nine for nine, cuz. You always hit. You are nine for nine.

I have a feeling we're going to be bad at this because we're going to pick somebody that we don't want to work with. Yeah, we have to separate that. Maybe we should have two winners. I think so, too. We should have a goofy champ. It's like when you take a silly one, it's like your picture, your serious one, and take a silly one.

The Charlie's Angels pose. Yeah, it's just a silly champ and then our actual champ. Goofy champ and a regular champ. Who are the voters going to be? Can you guys describe Barstool Idol? We have eight people coming in. Yeah, so we got to figure out. That's a good question, H.

Might be more. Should it be us that votes or should we let? I think maybe we do. I think everyone here should have a vote and we should maybe have like a fan vote that counts as one as well. Yeah. So like whatever it is, three is ten of us. So yeah, there'll be the 11th vote would be the fan vote that counts as one as well yeah so like whatever it is three it's 10 of us so yeah there'll be the 11th vote would be the fan vote i like that and then we just like and i think we have to actually everyone has to really do like their best to just do independent thought

and vote like secret ballot voting so that we don't just be like oh we all like this guy i don't like the impulse of you have to pick now who you want. Well, we're going to have to pick people to vote off every day. Should we make this last a year, KB? No. You want to sleep on it? Think about it and not pick behind closed doors. You think we should talk about it, you're saying?

Huh. You think the squad should talk about it? Why don't we just do that? Why behind closed doors? Why don't we just do it live on air? Why don't we just do it live on air? Why don't we just do it live on air? Why don't we just do it live on air? Why don't we just do it live on air? Why don't we just do it live on air? Why don't we just do it live on air? Why don't we just do it live on air? Why don't we just do it live on air? Why don't we just do it live on air? Why don't we just do it live on air? Why don't we just do it live on air? Why don't we just do it live on air? Why don't we just do it live on air? Why don't we just do it live on air? Why don't we just do it live on air? Why don't we just do it live on air? Why don't we just do it live on air? Why don't we just do it live on air? Why don't we just do it live on air? Why don't we just do it live on air? Why don't we just squad should talk about it? Why don't we just do that right behind closed doors? Why don't we just do it live on air? There will be bias at hand when we are face-to-face with the person. Why don't we just send them somewhere else and be like, put some hair up. Why don't we have a silent disco that they can go to and they can kind of dance a little bit? It was like a silent disco regardless.

And they don't have to fucking listen to us. They could just be in a room dancing, bopping around. I think I want a mandatory silent disco. We should have a silent disco so that we can talk in peace amongst our fellows. For the decisions, can we whisper to Frank and he can do a thumbs up or down? Oh, yeah. When is this? Joaquin Phoenix.

June 20th to 24th. We do have to come up with a bunch of stuff because it's a big moment for the Yak as well. So we're hosting Barstool. We're going to hire someone who will have a job. And it's worked out really well in the past. We had Mantis, we had Francis, we had Marty Mush. All the hires have been great.

People have won, yeah. People have won. It's been tremendous content. Wasn't Donnie a part of it? Donnie got hired straight off the rip of it. Donnie didn't have to try out. Trent also, low-key. Trent came through the door.

He was just locked in. Although he kind of lost. He just ended up winning with the Iowa thing. I think it's a good time to just call out the idols. And Barstool Idol was their first time getting in?

Yeah. Yes. I gotcha. So we're going to just try to find someone funny who is good with us, guy or girl, and they get a one-year contract.

But we are eliminating somebody as soon as they walk in via wheel. Correct. They know that. We could lose somebody great. Yeah, like, it would be so fucking funny

if we eliminate someone 10 seconds in and it turns out that it's, like, the next Dave Chappelle. Two yaks that week, too. Yeah. That would suck.

Yeah, we're doing night yaks, right? For the elimination. Evening yak. That's where it's, like, I think we could make it look like a set. Yes. Or, like, some type of...

What type of theme? Do you guys have any ideas? You want a space station theme? Speak now, please. Space station. Space station. You want space station? Space station.

We all wear... Space station based? We all wear the orange kind of... Yeah. And then we could be like, to the moon. That's actually... This is definitely something when we... In a month and a half, we're going to walk on the...

You're like, who the fuck made this? The moon. Get off the ship. You're not coming on the sun. You're like, who the fuck made this? The moon. Get off the ship. You're not coming to the moon. You're not coming to the moon? I'm not coming to the moon. We'll make it a pirate ship spaceship. What the fuck?

A pirate spaceship is fired. You walk in, you start floating. And we walk the plank. It has to be zero gravity. Zero gravity. Or at least some sort of rig where we can... Can you make it zero gravity? Yeah.

Can one of the things be an indoor skydive? Rowan, tell your story. I remember you were telling me about... You should make them tread water. Dude, one time I went indoor skydiving in Chicago. It's like right by the airport, and I got in there, and I definitely didn't have the core strength to indoor skydive, so my body just got fully bent in half.

And the guy has to hold your hands and do it with you he's like holding me by my midsection basically like spinning me around and like you could like go to the top everyone else just going up and down like and like once he took it to the indoor sky real high it's like five or six stories like an embassy suite yeah it's like an embassy but just the uh like the hotel shaft or the elevator shaft Like an embassy suite? Yeah, it's like an embassy, but just the hotel shaft or the elevator shaft of an embassy suite. You just got folded in half by air? I got so embarrassed. Backwards.

Backwards. I couldn't engage my crew. I'm fucking getting obliterated. It was tough. But we should have, I want to see other people go through that same phenomena. So maybe when we get down to the last four or something, they could go indoor skydiving and film it and we maybe critique

their indoor skydive. That's how we hire them. How do you do indoor skydiving? Yeah. Exactly. Oh. Yeah, we got to come up

with a bunch of stuff. I find that's the one. Is that Owen? Is that Owen? My God. Hank, let's do a, let's put a meeting on the calendar right now.

Maybe Wednesday? Yeah. Is everyone here Wednesday? Can we just do the meeting on the calendar right now. Maybe Wednesday? Yeah. Is everyone here Wednesday? Can we just do the meeting on the show? We could. No, I think some of the ideas will be better off surprises. I like the pirate ship spaceship. The pirate ship spaceship.

All right, so Wednesday afternoon, let's all sit down. We'll sit in a conference room. We'll come up with everything. This will be a big week for the Yak. Yeah. Will, you sure you don show it on tryout? The whole pirate ship, really. I don't know if I can make it.

When is it? June 20th to 24th. How do we select these people? I don't know if I'm available. I just want you to come so we can send you home. What was it? I don't want to spoil the cast list. You can't let me be the guy who gets

We have gets selected. What's the process that goes into selecting it? How much do they weigh? What food they are going to review when they get hired? Race. We only have one box under race to check. Actually, what is the process? I don't know.

Gaz did it all. It's like, do you vibe with... So like hot... Do you vibe with Gaz? Are they hot girls? Huh? Wait, how many guys and girls? I don't know.

Diversity? Wouldn't the criteria be whatever you guys individually thought? Yeah, no, it's... They're already selected. I think it will be easy... Like, Seth, you think the boys need to add a hot chick to the thing? Like, your criteria is different. Some of them already have clout, too it's not so i like unknown i think

the the the oh shit we have on wednesday i'm not hiring anybody that's bigger than me no absolutely not yeah the meeting we have on wednesday when we come up with like what the different content ideas would be each day that that's going to go a long way of deciding, like, you'll know right away, like, all right, this person sticks out. We've got to come up with ideas and games that will highlight. How do they talk about relationship? Right, exactly. Like, highlight who they are and, like, how they vibe and all that stuff.

And indoor skydiving, hopefully. Can you throw, like, a case race in there? The case race is actually scheduled for right after that week. It is. I was thinking about a case race, but I think that is borderline hazing. Yeah, I don't know. It's hazing. We are doing...

Because you see their personality. You know what I mean? Yeah. Here's an announcement for everyone. Please subscribe. We are doing a case race. We're going to tape it. The second case race will be the last week of June with Shane Gillis.

Don't know when we're going to air it. We might save it for July, but there's a reason to subscribe. We're going to just do it. I think we're going to just do one every two to three months for the people. You're doing it with Shane Gillis? Yeah, he's going to be on. And they get it whenever they hit 100K?

No, they get it. Such a funny motherfucker. We'll probably just release it. God. But I think the idea of doing, I think it'd be very funny to just do case races every couple months with guests. Yeah. It's a very

funny concept in my mind until Sass, you and I will have to behave better. Same squads? Yes. Why? I need redemption. I think we'll all have to behave better. I think I have to behave better. I talk less, you have to do joke less. I'm not going to do the Joker.

We are going to do face paint. I'm not going to do Joker though. I actually got to think about what I'm going to do. Jane Gill's going to do the Joker. I'd love to see the team. Oh, we do. We are going to do Face Paint. Yeah, okay, good. I'm not going to do Joker, though. Yeah. I actually got to think about what I'm going to do. Jane Gill's going to be by himself? Should the guests always be by themselves? And then we can have like, it's- Jane can be with Dana.

No, but we can have like basically a scoreboard, running scoreboard going forward for just the guests. Yeah. Where it's like, how do you stack up? Yeah, how do you stack up against everyone else? Is that one going to be in this office? Yes. Where else would it be?

Mangold's Beach. Mangold. We're going to do one with Mangold. That would be funny, too, if it was like a running every time. Because if we do it every few months, by next year, it's like, all right, here's Shane Gillis finished 16. Nick Mangold finished 55. Yeah. Where do you stack up?

Are we going to? Will and Taylor are going to do one? Yeah, we'd love to. Taylor's pretty fired up about it doing it one day. Yeah. So same team. He keeps talking about it. You guys fuck with our vibe, don't you?

It's a new team. I think same team. I've been fucking with yours back. I appreciate that. Yeah, man, of course. Fires me up. He asked who was on his team. I didn't have an answer for him at that time.

I think the guest goes solo. Or do you think that's a bad idea? No, because I think you should have guests. You can let the guest bring a partner. Yeah. You don't want the guest to feel like they're on their own and everybody else is doubled up. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, true.

You don't want to not have a teammate. Maybe he'd pick you, Seth. Probably not. Take you under his wing. I think we should do same teams. Teach you about comedy. I can't. I don't know if I'm going to be the same

without my freaking second half here. Bro, yeah, we fucking talk. No, no, you need a new team. You got all eight of those? No, you got a new team. Now that I'm here. You guys, one person from the show should have to be with the guy.

Oh, we're going to, yeah, we'll spin the wheel. We'll spin the wheel and someone will randomly have to be with him. That'll be great. Because, like, Seth, if you're with Shane, you got to let the big dog feel like he's guy. Oh, we're going to, yeah, we'll spin the wheel. We'll spin the wheel and someone will randomly have to be with him. That would be great. It's like, if you're with Shane, you got to let the big dog feel like he's welcome.

Yeah. No. Hey, we're about to wreck these motherfuckers and then he's like ready to go. Yeah, maybe you get in a pectum. Oh, I'm definitely fine

with being with Shane. Yeah. KB isn't though, I could tell. KB hates Shane. I would love to. I just know he wouldn't like me as his teammate.

Why? I can't put him down. Oh, you can't? He's a shitty guy. Are you saying he can pin you? KB had two and a half beers during the last case race. You were a wrestler and you can't put him down? You can drink more ABV than any of you guys.

Yeah. By a lot. Yeah, I have a high tolerance. Not low. In general, I just suck at drinking. Well, maybe we give K we give kb i would be i would not be opposed to giving to letting kb bring whatever his fucking rose a drink on the rocks aviator there's one pint 20 i could probably put down three okay well it has to be

something that is similar alcohol percentage to a beer. That's five beers. It seems like he's saying his problem is... The liquid is the part that's hard. Yeah, he struggles with the liquid, not the actual content in the liquid. It's more of a liquid drinking contest than a pop-up. Yeah, definitely. It's both, but yeah.

No handicaps. I'll just do it. Well, I want my boys to have fun. We'll let you do IPAs. The thing is, I fast for like 30 hours, I'll be able to put down beer. Stomach won't like. You'll be so shit-faced.

It'll be awesome. Yeah, I think you should do that. Your tummy gets full quick. Yeah, but that's why we should switch up teams too. Because like if you're with. We could also go three guys to a 10 or three to a 30 and it'd be 10 a pop. No. It'd make it go faster, but it would change the dynamics.

Yeah, it would change the dynamics too much. They flew through the 30. Actually, they did. Yeah, they did. And they cheated. They did it faster than you. And they cheated. And they cheated. You would have cheated.

Will, you're here all week. You're welcome on any time. I appreciate it. I'll show up on time tomorrow. I'll be first one in. I'm an hour early. Yeah, why don't you come an hour early. Why don't you come an hour early? See you in there an hour early, brother.

Yeah, I'll come, hey? I love the vibe, boys. I'm dead ass serious. I love the fucking music. Will's brother's a big Yak fan. Shout out Will's brother. Shout out Wyatt. He's the one who told me that BC gave me a nice, fun little backhanded compliment.

That was a straightforward. Because I'm more than a... He said he's barely in the NFL because I don't want NFL to define him. Somebody I think was telling KB, like, dude, he's in the NFL. And Big Ed's like, well, I mean, he's barely in the NFL. Yeah, he's a podcaster. He's a father. You want someone to be like, oh, he's a father.

Five tool. Yeah, right. Five tool. You're more than an athlete. Yeah, my brothers were in town and Wyatt was telling me about it, so I texted Big Cat. I was like, no, not my guy, Big Cat. He would never. He FaceTized me right away.

He's like, what the fuck is he saying? Yeah. Wyatt's on my shit list. Does it ever bother you that he's got a way cooler name than you? No, it's not. Wyatt better than Will? Wyatt Compton? I don't think it's that cool.

I think it's a little brother name. Oh. I think Wyatt's badass because he was named after Wyatt Earp. That's so cool. Yes. I was like, I think that's fucking cool. What's your other brother's name? I forgot I was his.

Odie? Odie. I think you got a couple cowboys and then old Willie there. Oh, yeah, very much. Very much. It was all based on the Western era. And you're just Will. I'm the third.

You're Wild Bill? Are you Wild Bill? William Earl Compton III. Oh, nice. You know who else's middle name's Earl? Jones. No, Frank the third. Are you Wild Bill? Are you Wild Bill? William Earl Compton III. Oh, nice. You know who else's middle name's Earl? Jones. No, Frank the Tank. James Earl Jones.

Frank's middle name's Earl? Frank Earl. Frank Earl's a cool little middle name. Yeah. What's nice is Frank loves it. Tough to grow up with, but now I'm at the point where I'm like, I think it's pretty fucking cool. It implies sideburns.

Goddamn, it does. It comes with a side of sideburns. Yeah, it just kind of implies it. You don't have to have them, but they're kind of implied. All right. Good luck to everyone in trivia. See everyone tomorrow. We play.

Yeah. In 40 minutes, no spoilers. I think Stephen's pretty good. We'll see, buddy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Stephen actually roamed.

Stephen's been walking around talking shit to them. Like, we have not sanctioned that. He's just been muttering Javon Walker under his breast to people. He literally said we have zero chance. He said you have zero chance. No, we'll... That's bulletin board material, brother. It's not our game.

That's not what we're trying to do. He was saying, he's like, yo, we're playing today. We're going to get you guys. He's like, I heard you guys are pretty good. And I was like, yeah. That sounds like some shit you'd say. It today. We're going to get you guys. No, I did. He's like, I heard you guys are pretty good. And I was like, yeah. That sounds like some shit you'd say. It does. We're going to get you guys.

Will, chill out. All right, we'll see everyone tomorrow. Dude. We'll be right back. Bye.