The Yak - The Chilling Story of Ben-Nana | The Yak 10-23-24

Episode Date: October 23, 2024

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No. Damn. I thought they landed at noon. What do that mean? Damn, damn. Sass and he lands at four. Why are these four? These guys just don't like us.

No. They don't. I'm seeing if they're. They have a show at like six. All right, I'm fine. Yeah, if he lands at four. That seems out of order. I think they're going to come.

I think tomorrow will be the day. They'll be here? I'm telling Sass to just stay for a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. Stabby will come back through the gauntlet. Yeah, he'll be back. Stabby's definitely going to do the gauntlet.

Oh, hey, buddy. Hey. Hey, friend. Breaking barriers. Wow. Steven told me I have to wear this. I figured everyone else would be in their costumes, too. Oh, yeah. Breaking barriers. Wow. Steven told me I have to wear this. I figured everyone else would be in their costumes too. Oh yeah. Where's Kate?

I wanted to celebrate Halloween with her today. Oh, it was just right there. It's a day, right? Yeah, all right. I'm gonna make them stay for tomorrow. Yeah. Big show tonight. You can just make people move

to wherever you wanna make them move to. That's true. We voted wrong. I think we should put the pressure on Fidelberg and just be like, Hey, man, we got you an apartment as a gift. Like, hey, we got you a gift for being such a good friend. Here's an apartment here. I like that. And first month rent paid. Yeah.

I hate this precedent. If. Now, if you make me, I just, I said, everyone's going to make this move to fucking California I'm at the live in LA by the beach Start a beat with somebody in California. Oh my god. I just see where this is going But this whole this company's run like a sports team right yeah athletes can get traded at any point That's true traded the we should have a deadline no trade clause No, don't you have a few teams that you cannot get traded to I I can't get treated to deadspin

Especially now that I've ever did my contract getting excited about the Chicago winter coming up and if I had to Holidays in Chicago, and I had to go to you would hate being out there you ever see any celebrities Never be terrible imagine if they did do trades though in media that would be kind of fun oh they do oh yeah they have they have done that what um who do they do that all right i remember it had to have an example no it happened no no it definitely happened al michaels was someone traded for no they chose they were trades that would be i think you might be right oh there's something trade i remember a trade someone was i think al Michaels was involved in something but it was he was free to sign if this Yeah, something in exchange was it a coincidental decision by two people or an actual swap

Rabbits it wasn't Mickey Mouse, but it's all's all right who they get bugs Oswald fair trade Oswald because we can't be trading al Michaels for Oswald okay that's kind of badass by al Michaels come on all right where is it he's never remember the al Michaels has never had a vegetable clip what the ammo yeah yeah I had a vegetable never well doesn't he only pork chops or something yeah he's never had a vegetable All right. So My next phone call was Dick Ebersole open the conversation We're saying I'm willing to talk to you about letting Al go to NBC, but I got to have Oswald the lucky rabbit back What you heard me, right? I got to have Oswald the lucky rabbit back who what is Oswald look?

Well, here's what I know. You'll have to research on your end Precursor to Mickey Mouse designed personally by Walt Disney for Universal Pictures back in the 1920s. Bob Iger knew it was important to the Disney family within a week. Ebersole had run the traps. NBC's sister company, Universal, received approval and the deal was worked out. So nearly 80 years after Walt Disney first created the precursor to Mickey Mouse, Oswald was back home where he belonged at company headquarters in Burbank California they celebrated with an Oswald the lucky rabbit day a complete with the parade balloons free lunches and button it's truly a big deal for Walt Disney Company that's how Al Michaels was traded to NBC

for cartoon character so we NBC got Oswald Disney got Oswald no but NBC how did NBC get Oswald I don't know who is it folded into Universal when NBC oh there's no way Disney got their money's worth with Oswald well they had a Michael's at a Oswald day that's kind of cool that's like the Lakers Dwight Howard yeah ash this is gonna be fun the what what? Lakers. Steve Nash. Oh yeah, yeah, this is gonna be fun. Yeah, yeah. We should do that with the Bob Iger and the Rabbit. Oswald the Lucky Rabbit.

You guys see Bronnie last night? Dominated? That was awesome. What a moment. One of the coolest sports moments I've ever seen in my life. Never seen anything like it. Yeah.

I didn't see what happened. He's got to be happy. He played in an NBA game with LeBron James. Ooh. Did he touch the ball? And LeBron liked the ball? Yeah, he did. He missed. He. He missed. Almost tipped in the rebound though. It's crazy things wound up this way. Nothing was forced. Life is funny

sometimes. Hey, what's up Kate? Back from your diarrhea? It it wasn't my diarrhea. Oh. That'd be funny if you had to miss work. The beef had diarrhea. It's everywhere. Your hospit has to. Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween, it is this week after all. Have you found us a pumpkin?

No, and I've called every farm, I think it's called Pickerton's was the closest I came. 70 pounders they have. That seems humongous. And then he ended up chatting with me for quite some time on the phone all about it was like an elderly man. And he ended up chatting with me for like 10 minutes yesterday about pumpkins and they had a thousand pounder there but they got forklifted away. The big ones go quick to the it was a whole to do. How big is this? How big is 70? I I was trying to Google what a 70 pound pumpkin looks like something that sounds like something we could fit in their dense when they're filled yeah

that would be small so you think we need to be in the hundred pounders the two hundred pound range yeah I call the biggest pumpkin in the neighborhood I had the biggest pumpkin in eastern time zone and And it was from- What? It's on your front yard. Yeah. They didn't grow it, you bought it? My dad's company was in cahoots with the Barnesville Pumpkin Festival.

Which is, I think, the biggest in the country or world. So that's who you gotta talk to. Barnesville? Alam-Almont County. But your dad negotiated, like, a trade to get the largest in the country? Yeah. And it was in your front yard front yard people were coming to see it Mm-hmm, would you trade?

One of my toys oh Oswald the rabbit I never I don't even know who that is yeah, no one does I know Lola precursor. I know bugs well. That's a different company I think there's a there's a pumpkin war in Ohio where Circleville Circleville's got tries yeah some bruises They have the true pumpkin festival and Barnesville's like shut the fuck up Circleville We're the pumpkin. I like a good old pumpkin war. That's a pretty good pumpkin Barnes will have got some stud wrestlers too for how small they are That's a big pumpkin although. I don't like it when they get so fat. They're like look sad yeah I can't even stand up was it stinky peterson who had a real good home

Mark and sitting there what kind of life is that yeah? Stinky peterson did have what did he have he had a glow some sort he had a light-up tie that no one from what? Oh, I remember he had a crane in his yard. We're talking about hey Arnold. Oh Damn it Doing a West Virginia thing no oh That I went from what I remember he had a crane in his yard. We're talking about. Hey Arnold. Oh Damnit Doing a West Virginia thing no oh You thought we're talking about stanky Johnson Like turn the corner at my gym and saw that on a television is that a guy stanky Johnson Yeah, who is that? It was like a political station. He's like running for something. Stanky Johnson. There's no way

So maybe Johnson. No way. Maybe it wasn't Johnson Kate have you ever encountered a Stanky Johnson? It was Stanky something Yeah, many times. I want to see Stanky Johnson. Fuck was it not Johnson? Oh the Stanky part's more important than wow look at that. That was wait Stinky Peterson did have a doozy He had a huge pumpkin wow Can we see Stanky Johnson? Where do you watch Hey Arnold, Hey Arnold these days? It's tough. I don't know. Yeah, old school. Yeah, why is it on like Netflix or something? Would it be on like Paramount? I would throw that shit on Stanley Johnson. Stanley? All the time. No, no, no.

I would look up Stanky plus politics man. Stanky plus politics man was it a local news I think was national okay I didn't okay never mind no there's no stank I wasn't seeinghmm are you John's thank you. Oh John stanky Yeah, you're not her. That's pretty close. It is close Sort of the same sentiment your John is well. Yeah, it's kind of the remnants of a bathroom Okay So big show tonight sold out yeah fuck yes

Yeah, we've been pretty lucky with that and should be fun how was Philly Philly was cool yeah yeah there's a there there's a lot of zombies in Philly yeah Roman mm-hmm sure are flesh barely clinging to their skeleton I saw an exposed brain oh yeah I love it yeah no it was nice I like Philly standing on the bar still bars cool there And we were I got a chance to walk around it was it was it was a good time Yeah, good vibe in the city if I come tonight Can I have my son?

MC everything it's been always been a dream of mine to have I think that would be cute and humorous you got can you guys both? Like take off the warm-ups together. Yeah, you ready? I be sick. I Served it. Yeah, he has the talent to empty So I knew he wasn't like NBA level good or even like Division one level good But I saw like a video breakdown about he like just he was division one. He was division He's division. I saw a breakdown of his like his technical skills being so subpar like it just made him out to be I feel bad For now. I do. Yeah, he's not that bad Like he was like kid, but he's but but he's not he's not NBA

No, I'm close to him right is it is it noticeable when he's out there. It was yeah Julius Randall's almost immediately we is undersized right yeah, yeah That's like Nicole Kidman's daughter on the runway this past week what was it bad? I can't walk at all she She can't walk at all. No. I'm sure you guys have seen it. Yeah, for sure. It's embarrassing.

She's stacked. Yeah. Models aren't stacked. That is stacked. Runway models are not, I think. Wait, you're saying Nicole Kidman? I think hair when she killed her. Yeah, her daughter.

So was it made with the daughter made with Tom Cruise or with Keith Urban I think this is a Keith Urban production. Okay. I'm pretty sure he's a pretty man He's the pretty she's the prettier of the two. She's getting roasted Keith Urban He's prettier than Nicole Kidman. Is he I don't really know he's stunningly beautiful. Good hair flat ironed hair She's beautiful. She's she's beautiful. Yeah, she's a timeless beauty. She's a handsome woman. Yeah Did you mean we need more nepotism I think yeah, mm-hmm maybe one day my I get my sister booking us flights for the office She becomes parasite in here the movie played God about that

She's more well-liked than you, though. Fair. Very good at her job. I didn't get her a job here. I got her an internship. And then I got out of the way, and I never helped again. No, that was a joke. She's very good at her job.

No, Caitlin's better at her job than Brandon is at his. I think that's very fair to say. That's fair. Correct. But she has to deal with... Brandon. Brandon and people. You know how people get with their travel.

She never deals with anybody happy. No, ever. Right. Well, she's used to that. She's used to that. Yeah, because she knows Brandon. That's not, yeah. She does fine.

She does good. Katelyn does a great job. OK. Better job than you. Again, I don't think that's true because she only has one job Y'all keep I keep getting shows so The flight she should have to clean like the the floor like I think she does Yeah, she doesn't have a whole lot of jobs. We need some reverse nepotism and Kyle you get your dad hired. Oh

Then he fires you whoa would that not be nepotism is that only no that would be Really you can't you can be the younger and get your yeah Right I was saying that to Brandon and tights we're talking about earlier It will be awesome because Carmelo Anthony's son is actually really good at basketball if he makes the NBA Carmelo just demands that he gets like a one day contract. Yep. Or Carlos Boozer's sons. Oh, he's good too, right?

Yeah, both of his sons are really good. I feel like it's all, we're at a level where like all the 17 and under kids are sons of stars. A lot of sons. Somebody else said that, not me. The Boosers, the entire Toronto Blue Jays. Wow, yeah. Yeah.

It's true. All of them. Basketball did used to be a sport for poor people, kind of, or it was easy to just play in the parks and shit. It was accessible. Yeah, it was very accessible to everybody. AU culture. And then now it's pay for play, basically.

It does kind of show how hard it is to make it to the NBA that you can literally have LeBron James jeans and still not be very good Yeah, I mean, that's so tell it's crazy going back to like you're the line of thinking about quarterbacks Kyle It does suck for brawny. He is probably one of like the 500 most talented basketball players in the world right now See this is what I mean like right that way he's very incredible if there's definitely some guys playing in Europe that are way better than him Well, there are but there's that doesn't disprove how many guys are how many guys are NBA basketball players right now? 30 teams 15 guys a team that's three four hundred fifty. Yeah, so he's not five

But even if the points like a thousand, okay, and also up five hundred and seventy. No, I don't think so mark Okay, hold on now Now let's figure this out. Because if I don't get this right, yeah, no, you're, you're not. I want you to get this right. I can't tell the guys planning. Okay. Was he top 70 in the, the pack 12 last year? Yes. Top 50 top 70 talent. And then look at Bo Nicks. Yeah. What about Bo Nix? He's only met with harsh harassment. What do you mean? He's playing well now. Bo Nix's problem is that we've, if you watch college football and NFL, you've had a lot of Bo Nix in your life. So he wasn't like a rookie that's just like, we've been with Bo Nix for a long time. But I will say Bo Nix is more Auburn Bo Nix

for the Broncos than he is Oregon Bo Nix. Oregon Bo Nix was boring. Auburn Bo Nix was chaotic. Okay. Do you agree with that, Brandon? Yeah, well, no. I would agree with the Auburn part. I didn't think Oregon Bo Nix was boring, though.

Well, he was just, he was like good and he was in a good offense. Yeah. And they just ran it efficiently. He wasn't doing the crazy stuff of running around three different times and like throwing that was born Remember that the play at Auburn and at LSU the night game. Yeah When he was that was that was oh Nick's and he on like fourth down or something scrambled around and then hit the guy in the end zone

Yeah, touch teach side The shortest it's almost the shortest name possible. Yeah, there was side on the side. That's a great name. It's the shortest, it's almost the shortest name possible. Yeah, they did that on Thursday night. There's like four other guys who've been as short a names. In America. No, in the NFL. There's gotta be, okay. Mo Cox.

Ali Cox. No, that's Mo Ali Cox. Can you name any of them? No, probably not. You're just saying what he wanted. J. That was just his order. So it would be like maybe initials like DJ No, I was saying what he wanted be jay So it would be like a maybe initials like DJ or BJ

Apu no because I think initials are even that's not their bow bow Yeah, Jim Law law law law law he got it before you I was gonna get there you maybe who's to say I did the work Caitlin could have got that Caitlin would have got a quick there's gotta be two letter first name two letter last name Mikey no it's not a lot of two letter last name like woo w you yeah there's not a lot of woos in the NFL. This isn't like the 1994 Junior Olympic and ah whoo-whoo-whoo Kenny whoo okay, so we got a lot. We got some fibers. I want a four

Or three wait. I want to see that meme. You can't do a three. I think there's some do Bo Nicks fans That's Brandon. That's funny. When did I become... That was funny. Put it in the book. That's in the book. Oh, how's that raise pages? Yeah, so the elephant in the room is we have a book due today. I can tell that TJ is very upset at us. Yeah, he doesn't like his life around TJ.

He's on edge right now. He's not happy with us. I mean, you can extend it if you want. How many pages? Oh, oh. Oh, it's just that. Wait a minute. We can extend when you would get the, like, you're not working on January now.

How many pages do we have total? Like 35. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. Does that count the ones? Does that count the ones that we, the pictures? What is that, what? The pictures that we're taking.

No. We have like 35 pages done. All right, so then we have 47 pages. I'll send you nine more right now. I have one more. Do you know what's kind of crazy? Brandon did a Friday Vibes page. We sent in songs and Titus and I picked the same song

Yeah, six days apart. Yeah. Whoa, that's pretty cool. It's a grateful that song. Yeah. Okay, not that crazy Did sugary five five twenty eight seventy seven. I did five twenty two seventy. So that's pretty crazy Okay, that is crazy. That's good vibes. Oh, that's great. 77. They were yeah, that's pretty good. Fuckers were hit That's pretty crazy. It felt good pick.. Good vibes, though. May have 77. They were. Yeah. That's pretty good. Fuck, that's pretty crazy. It felt good. I took a long time trying to pick mine. Kate, Kyle, Nick, nine songs between them,

had never heard of song or artist of any of them. Oh, tell us. I don't want to get into it. Oh, yeah. They won a year. Kyle's are all remixes, I believe. Did you listen to them, Brandon? I tried to listen to Kyle's, and it was the very first one I listened to I was like this

I don't like this. You know mine. Oh One of mine. Did you listen to my other land is the one I try to listen to? Yeah, well, it's not gonna sound like you would want it to right listen to Dan sugary and then listen to my sugar Yeah, you tell me which one you like that. I will listen to my first song. I haven't listened to any of your oh I know your song. Did you do the prompt in the parentheses? No, I didn't. Oh, I didn't. Mine was doses of mimosas and then parentheses. Call your guy. Is that a SoundCloud remix? No, no, just call your guy. Yeah. Okay. Stage direction. Yeah, okay stage direction I

Hid a hundred dollars on my page in the book on one of my pages in what? There is a scavenger hunt one person will get a hundred dollars. Oh, that's awesome. I know the band of the last song, but okay This book is gonna rock I I want to be excited about this book I am happy with some of mine It's gonna be tangible and eternal and we put about 15% effort in it. I made, I stayed up pretty late. I made a pretty legit crossword puzzle. I did, I played it, it's great, it's a Yak themed one. It's the perfect difficulty. Alright, so TJ, if we don't have it done today, when is it gonna be get to people? It's about a seven week period of time. So whenever we finish and submit it, seven weeks.

I do think we should make sure that it's good instead of trying to rush it for a date. I agree. We were saying we need something to look forward to after Christmas anyways in the depths of January. That's facts. So TJ, maybe after the act today, well you guys have your. Still streams and notions. So in the next day, TJ, can after the act today, well, you guys have your...

Still streams and notions. So in the next day, TJ, can I sit down with you and look through it and I'll give... I'll let you know if it's done and we'll just tell them when it's done it's done. Look through what? The book. We don't have like 40, 60% of it. Right, he wants to see what's done. Yeah, I want to see what's done and see how close we are to being done

Okay, can we all show one of our pages? I didn't teaser I guess but It's not I have five pages done, but I'm finishing my story. It'll be done probably tomorrow What did you craft I Did a fanfiction I can share one of my pages teaser I did a fan fiction. I can share one of my pages as a teaser. I did my top ten, top ten list. Whoa. I have a mad lib, I have a maze.

I have a paper doll. I was hoping my top ten, top tens would take up ten pages, but I don't think they're going to. Are these originals or things you've posted? Did you use size K to the 5? No, originals today. Did you do the top tens within the top tens of the top tenss? And double space. I can't give away all of that. Okay. I have portraits of my favorite Yacht guests.

Oh, I guess. One of my top 10s is top 10 best Yacht guests. Wow. Yeah. Can you give us like a low, like eight to nine? Number nine is the bachelor dude who has a crush on Nick. Oh, yeah. Zachary.

Yeah. Zachary Shallcross. He's Undertaker. He's a legend. So that's a good number nine. Number nine is the bachelor dude who has a crush on Nick. Oh yeah. Zachary. Yeah. Zachary Shallcross. He's Undertaker. He's a legend. That's a good number nine. He should be maybe eight. That wasn't that much different though. But this is good, the debate. Yeah. Steven, did you write a sexually charged piece of fiction? There's no sex in it at all. Or maybe a very brief mention. Brief sex? No, no sex. Brief mention of... Of you? Is the POV you being the fan? No, it is POV.

It's basically like what happens if the Jets sign me after I ran a 4-4. Where's the sex? I mentioned that it's at... It's at training camp at Hofstra where I've bedded three women. nice that's oh yeah the whole story was just to slide that in you've been in three Hofstra alums yes wow they all got their diplomas more than me that's what I was trying to remember all your bodies are Dutchman. Oh, that's a yak record He hit a check you get a yak record most

In the book I've Titus I Will add to okay? I know I was Recounting I've do guys count. Oh, yeah I was recounting. Do guys count? Oh. Yeah. I'm glad we want to know.

One guy, one girl. Most astral women. Yeah, one girl I thought was a student. She wasn't. She lied. She was just a bartender near campus. Fuck. Yeah.

So I only got two. Women are liars, man. Yep. TJ, I just sent you a little preview of one of my pages. It's a trivia question. Let's run some trivia. But yeah, we're going to make this book good. I want to make this book good. And then people can buy it

and they'll get it when they get it. But they'll actually buy something that we didn't rush. Yeah. Look at this. See? Whoa. I have a reference to your favorite novel as well. So that will be, you know, someone that out. It could be anyone. Yeah, it could be be any novelist But we're gonna get this book done yeah, I feel good about it now It'll be done and it'll be done. Well All right, let's talk about Lucy. Lucy's the obvious choice for the true nicotine pouch connoisseurs. That's why they are the official nicotine pouch partner of Barstool Sports. Lucy pouches go up to 12mg in strength and have a unique shape that feels great.

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Yeah, I apologize. No, that's a for for nothing. He's he's got a no trade clause not because we don't want to trade him but no one would trade for him. Yeah. That's really what it's uh cash considerations. I have to be uh we'd have to add cash right. Yeah and a pick. Yeah. They get the next new hire. We'd have to trade Nikki smokes in a million dollars cash Yeah, and I still don't know if they would take it Would you know and the rights to Tommy Walker?

Yeah, we should start doing trades needs. There is. Sit down. 40th birthday. Do you not like when I say 40? No, it's just you're young 40. Corey Rutledge. Integral part of everything we do here. Happy birthday. Thank you. How are you doing? I think the initial fear of mortality and premonition of death has washed over me, so now I'm doing a lot better. Oh, great. Good to hear. Always a good hump to get over. Nice. Yeah.

So that feels like a good day. No, I'm having a great time. Have you gotten anything special today? My ex sent me a gift card for Trevoli Tavern. That's weird. Very comforting gift. Why did you throw in she's a Latina? Why was that? It's a joke for Nick. Sent me a gift card for Trevoli tavern. That's weird. You know very comforting. Yes Why was a joke for Nick Cory does not date anybody that's not Latina? Oh?

I like latinas and the Detroit Lions. That's all that's it. That's a man's man Cory is responsible for rediscovering being successful and Cory is taking charge of a Barstool shopping network. Oh He's also jumping on Say come on just I mean people some people know monkey boys done Coming out I'm just helping facilitate the post Yeah, whoa We went through it, we added some confessionals. I think it's.

When is it gonna go out? That's where we're in the middle of. I think around this time next year. We should put a link in the book. For it? Oh, that should be released only in the book. Yeah. Only watch it in the book if you're owed.

How long is it? I don't know if we should say anything else. That's it. All we can say is that it is coming. I've made it a point. All right know if we should say anything else. That's it. All we can say is that it is coming. I've made it a point. All right. Here we go. And I've seen it. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday

to you. Really sweet. Happy birthday dear Cory. Happy birthday to you. This is actually very nice. Thank you. What does it say? Brandon didn't sing. Do you not like Corey?

Corey's my best friend. We're best friends. Funny way of showing it. What does it say? Happy 40th birthday, Corey Smutledge. Oh. I have a tendency to cry on live feed, so I told myself I wouldn't do that again.

When did you cry? Oh, I'm never doing the gambling cave again. Dave probably harassed me for working here. Yeah. I wouldn't do that again. When did wait? When'd you cry? Oh, I'm never doing the gambling cave again when Dave Probably harassed me for working here. Yeah, I'm done with that, but thank you. This is awesome Yeah They were saying it smells weird though They were saying it smells weird though. KB get him! Yeah, KB! I wouldn't. No, that would be horrible, please.

Uh, this is great. Uh, eat the cake. All of it. Eat the full cake. We're going Matilda. The whole cake. I'm not gonna overstay my welcome. No, no, no, please, we insist. Eat the whole cake. I'm gonna take one bite. Are you doing anything special though?

Uh, we're going to dinner. Going to dinner. Uh, I can't make it. Are you doing anything special though? We're going to dinner. Going to dinner. I can't make it. It's all good. Invited, I hope you guys wanna join. I don't know if I can get everyone in, but going to dinner tonight and then going to the Out of Order show. Oh hell yeah.

I'm just gonna take one small. You guys want some? No, I mean it's crazy because the whole time I was like, Cory's, 39 year old Cory would have eaten the whole cake Yeah, you've changed 40 year old Cory like Yeah, he needs some Tums cuz it was really cool if you ate the whole cake hey boys girls cheers

There's something in this yeah, it's a boy. Yeah, and you said girls plurals. Yeah, I have a confession. I'm a girl now Hey, Cory, we always knew mm-hmm All right good cake especially pretty there's something in this yeah, probably no Am I our stone in like there? Oh? It's just a cake enjoy the cake. Yeah, should eat all I don't want any I'm not tell you that right now any of his cake. What's your October 23rd? Mm-hmm? That's random That is so random random Does it live up to the birthday hypothetical or whatever there's always somebody else who has it yeah with him Ryan Reynolds

You have some goats Pele Pele Reynolds and right and random you have some goats Pele Pele Barball I didn't know about the bar weird owl okay. Those are all goats. I would imagine right yeah Scorpio I'm on the cusp. I'm a Libra to KB. What's the most random birthday October 23rd is a pretty good one so random months October yeah, I August is August is random April's one. So random months, October. Yep. I think August is. August is random. April's kind of a random month. April, definitely.

I think April and October are both huge birthday months. October's New Year's Eve babies are born in October. October's wedding. That means my parents did it on the New Year's. So June and July, no. No. No, those are relevant. Yeah.

Maybe August. I think September's pretty relevant. December relevant, November November real February is so So short so weak that it's not irrelevant right? 11th August 18th. Oh, oh yeah, August 11th is very much 7th go up celebrity birthday August 11th Let's see if there's anybody August 11th August 11th is random quite a random birthday I'm getting out if any listeners born on August 11th August 11th is random quite a random birthday. I'm getting out if any listeners born on August 11th fuck you Bitch I'd enjoy the rest of that. Thank you so much guys

Maybe don't have anyone else eat it or Nick just give it to Nicky smokes you I just got to get out of I thought a channel That's a pretty good. See you Corey. See you Corey. Joe Rogan. That's a stack bird. That's a stack bird. Aisha erotica. Yeah.

No, no, no, no, no. Take the champagne. Michael Jackson? Oh, that's at least a cake. That cake is filled with laxatives. I can't believe you ate it. What an idiot. He's a young 40.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm surprised. One of the youngest. Literally. Literally, yeah. He's the youngest 40. Yeah, as good asry. One of the youngest. Literally. Literally, yeah. He's the youngest 40. He's got what you get. Till tomorrow.

Couldn't be younger of a 40-year-old. Random birthdays. I think we're onto something in April. I know. April feels random. April's a big month. How do we? I mean August.

I'm sorry, August. The teens of April. Yeah, April 19th? April 19th. Not even. That's not even. April 19th. Oklahoma City got bombed that day. The teens of April. Yeah, April 19th? April 19th. April 19th. Oklahoma City got bombed that day. Well, that's not a birthday. Oh, no.

It's a perfectly normal day for a bombing, not a birthday. Fine bombing day. April 19th. Franco. In his bedroom. He's too famous. Kate Hudson is too famous. Basically, can we find a birthday

where the first three rows of this is just nobody. Can we have somebody out there make a famous birthdays dot com where the people are actually fucking famous? I want you to order it with preach the most famous people at the top. So I don't have to go through all these tick tock motherfuckers and YouTubers. But then you wouldn't be on there. But that is famous now. It's not, though. Did you see the Hollywood reporters new a list? No. Oh, I couldn't recognize this. Oh, yeah

No, I just saw oh, yeah, he was the only one oh Richards. Yeah, okay? No pack Josh was on it was Brianna on it. No That always like those things always piss people off. Oh, yeah I don't know I don't know that I wanted back in the day was Jack Nicholson. Yeah, 15 years in a row. Yeah We stand with Brianna by the way. Yes. She wants to say that absolutely I'll kneel Brianna yeah, what is I'm only gonna listen. I'm going to listen to Zach Brian songs

by myself in the car. I'm not going to listen to them. Oh, they did. OK. I get it. Splitsville. Get it. Splitsville.

But we stand with Brandon. I'm on chicken fries side. Always. Oh, of course you are. Always. Yeah. You know I like my chicken fried. A little bit of chicken fry.

I like her. Cold beer on a Friday night. Brandon, she just got out of a breakup. Relax. Oh, ball up top. I love that trend. What's that? Just guys now are like whenever they get it's based. Explain it. Someone help Nick. Nick, I don't know. I don't know. Ball up top. Yeah, it's basically like check ball like we're starting again

This guy ball up top. Let's go. I see. I'm a glacier boy like it's like when dudes online Have like something horrific happen or like get broken up with and just like ball up top It's good mindset It's a way to yeah Okay, next play ball up top. Okay. Yeah. It's pretty good. You don't like it?

I do. I thought it was nefarious at first. No, it's not nefarious at all. At all? At all. Ball up top. Are you going to force those guys to stay tomorrow? I'm going to.

I told Sass, you have to stay later and I will pay if you have a flight change and when I say I I'll just have Keelan do it. Well she don't really make that much money. You should give her some. If it's her or me it's me. And I'm the one that bought our mom the dog. She't buy how she like how was her reaction? It was wonderful. I had seen I was gonna get if I had to fill out some more pages There's probably gonna be a lot of pictures of my mama's dog Dogs well she has six dogs, but this is the only dog well I guess technically I gave her Sam as well start a bobsled team. Oh wow not a Bob's I did a rod bobsled

I damn it get him get him Four guys in his ass you fucking more his ass You know people do that in non snowy areas like as hobbies on the weekend Yeah, and they famously of the thing dogs living they put wheels on the bottom And they like do it in parking lots and stuff wait Bob sledding thing? Dog sledding? They put wheels on the bottom, and they do it in parking lots and stuff. Wait, bobsledding or dogs? Dog sledding.

My dad had a coworker in Pennsylvania who was like, I'm going to go in there again. That person was just crazy. I think it's a thing. People meet up and do it. Maybe it's not a thing. We did dog sledding in the Upper Peninsula. Yeah.

Yeah, you almost died. I wrecked him. Yeah. I wrecked him into a tree. Totaled all the dogs. Yeah, it wasn't good. Totaled my dogs. That'll buff out.

That'll brush out. By the way, I have something for us, because we're in book mode. Dude, the NASCAR, I'd read that. I'll do it right now. It's maybe the greatest book I've ever seen in my life. I don't know if it even exists, but we should make it. Homestead Miami offers a one-of-a-kind racing

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48 pages, that's good. We're fucking flying. This is the most genius book ever. I don't even know if it was created, but we have to create it Dinner with no pots and then Mitchell here with Eat This Book, my new collection of recipes that you prepare and book on a page from the book It's dinner made easy. What? This has to be Tim and Eric, right? No, I don't think so. This can't be. And bake for a delicious meal every time.

Guaranteed. The parchment paper pages are a foolproof way to make the perfect meal every day. This is the greatest book ever created. I'm in. Are we supposed to be like, what a terrible idea? No. I saw it and I was like, look at that!

Now I don't know how the salmon got on top here. That made no sense. She's right though! This is rocks! This is the greatest idea ever! She's right though, this is rocks! This is the greatest idea ever! Forget measuring, fill the pictures and your recipes will turn out perfect. This is a really good idea. This is genius.

But you can only do it once? Well, just buy the book again. If you love the recipe, you gotta go buy the book again. Okay, well that would help me with the fruit. Then reveal the sweet surprise inside. Wow! Call now to get to eat this book. Okay, well that would help me with that like the fruit So is this the woman who wrote it or is she a pitch woman because I want to see your pitch other thing I love her what is her name disposition cadence. Yeah, she didn't come up with that book Yeah, she seems like an old-timey chef I need that to be real Kathy had of course Kathy yeah I believe it's real

but that was Eugene Peterson who wrote the book we got to get our hands on that book make Donnie cook him up for us what's her name Kathy Peterson Eugene Peters Mitchell Kathy Mitchell we got to find more videos of her. Complicated. What a mess you're left to clean. Yup. But imagine if you could make dinner with no hearts and sails. I trust her with my life. Hi, Kathy Mitchell here with Eat This Book.

I knew you were going to come. Prepare and book. Dude, this is the best. It's dinner made easy. I want this book so bad. How do you buy this? Where's the... I think there's one on eBay. The ad came out in 2018 and the website is not online.

No! Can we fund? Is there any own e-bank? How is it a failure? I want this book. I want to eat this book. Oh, that'll be so fun. Damn, maybe there are. Whoever has the URL... This is the website. Oh, what the fuck? Why the sly face they got us they're

not even plugging anything wait is it fake then what else is Kathy Mitchell doing she's done a lot the chef amatic pro the sideshow skillet the five I need to see her book her shud the sideshow skillet sounds. I love sandwich press. Love them. Oh, she did appear on Tim and Eric. Oh. But I think before that she was doing it for real. Ooh. Dump cakes. Dump cakes.

Love delicious homemade desserts, but recipes can be complicated and take so long to make. Hi, Kathy Mitchell here with my new dump cake. What is she? This is Tim and Eric. Is it? No, this is a real book and I've seen it. And bake for delicious desserts every pound guaranteed.

Watch this. Start with fruit, dump on your favorite cake. Dump cakes is the worst two words. And a soda. A soda! This is real. I've seen this. These are real cakes.

Make them upside down and you flip them over. So scrumptious. Look, your kids will devour this s'mores chocolate cake This is real. I've seen these are real upside down and you flip them over Your kids will devour this s'mores chocolate cake in a skillet and easy. Here's the cake mix. I love her She's so sweet chips marshmallows Dump cakes don't cakes works Tell me girls got dumb cakes. I'm interested. Yeah. You want to come see my dump cakes? Dump dinners? Come over, babe. A young woman's always just having the worst time.

What do we think of next? Dump dinner, dump lunch. Dump lunch. I will, I, we, can we find this woman? I want, I want her to come here and cook for us. Or this, the best pan pizza ever. She hasn't posted on Instagram since 2021. Oh, no. Josh, if you're watching right now, can you find Kathy Mitchell for us?

Who's who's Josh? The Booker. Oh, oh, following is a paid advertisement. I have him on my phone as Tom. Well, you're wrong. Tom, the guest guy. No, he's closed the., the guest guy. Nope. What is this? True. If I was in a restaurant, it'd be hard to have one meal for under 10 bucks. Absolutely. Watch this. I've got one potato cubed up and it's already cooking away there. Now I've got some vegetables.

So I'm going to use a steamer and go ahead and steam those vegetables on top of that boiling potato. Now how about some fried chicken? This looks fairly recent. I love fried chicken. Now I've got some chicken tenders here. Eat This Book was never printed. Only eaten.

Great idea. 10 Second Smoothie Maker? Oh my God. She's a genius. I'm happy to be here. I'm happy to be here. I'm happy to be here. I'm happy to be here. I'm happy to be here. 10 second smoothie maker? Oh my God, she's a genius. Is she a billionaire? How's this different than a blender?

I don't know. In seconds, the reverse turbo action turns your favorite fruits or veggies into a smoothie. Fast, fresh, and made right in your own kitchen for just pennies. Oh! Delicious. Plus, it virtually- She didn't take a sip! She's done a pizza with ramen as the crust. Oh my god.

I love bacon. To fry bacon in a pan means messy countertops, splattering, grease, and curled up prices, soaking in fat. But she's got a solution for it? Hi, Kathy Mitchell here with my new red copper I love bacon pan. I've seen those things. This woman's brain is fascinating. She just has a solution to every world problem. Place in the fat collecting pan, then bake in the oven.

If you guys make bacon, you do it in the stove or the oven? Stove. Oven boys stand up. I've done the oven before and I like to use the smoker as well. Alright Josh is working on it. I just added her on Facebook. We should have her invent a foolproof way to make a grilled cheese. Should we find our old tweets now or later? Minty and Clemmer would be the actual footage used in the infomercial where they completely exaggerated. Yeah, yeah.

Falling over. Cathy. Cathy Mitchell. Please call me Cathy. She's just, everything about her is just. She made dump cakes with Steve Harvey what yeah Wow Kathy what you call these Wait, okay, go through all the past my law insulate of this club first. There's no eat this book anywhere

I don't even have a copy because it was never printed when a commercial is made and tested It does not garner enough orders to make it successful It is scraped and onto the next project it obviously had limited appeal But I did get a laugh out of the suggestion to put it on the Kindle Oh, that's funny. Oh on the Kindle. We gotta get eat this book printed. I'll buy we be the heroes. Yes How do we get this book? Kathy what's jabuti dubs what's what's pretty dubs is a YouTube channel that like did like the voiceovers of like NFL Kathy Mitchell I need Kathy Mitchell in my life. Can we hire her and and fire chef Donnie? So we're clear would

Yeah, yeah There's something about her. She's got an aura. She's you need that book. Yeah There's an aura about her you not yeah, I think she's maternal yeah, she's very much you'd moan properly Like in a way to make you feel like yeah, you did it yeah, but not yeah, I get from oh you look her up young Yeah, yeah, she's kind of like scratch your head after that like that was the best Oh honey, you had me quiver. Oh, you're sunny. You're scrum Josh keep trying to reach out to her tell her we want to make her book of reality and maybe oh That's where she went oh the rock nation Oh, not Diddy. No, Cathy, don't.

Uh-oh. Bologna roll-ups. Beyonce's off-camera polishing off a plate of cinnamon rolls and bologna roll-ups from the GTX. She's doing baloopas with Diddy? Well, sure, I can bring some baby oil. Wait, click that. That was 244 weeks ago. Yeah, how many weeks is that?

Wait, that was. But it's not ago. Yeah, how many weeks is that wait that was but it's not real Yeah, but like how was there a ditty accusations? It did not reach high levels I think this is a joke the person was making then it became a different joke 2020 It became a completely different joke. Oh She's just put herself in or this is not her. No, it's like, oh, is she this well known to have like, no, I'd never known. Yeah, that's a good point. Five thousand. Is that the blacks square for a tribute I'm not sure. Square. Oh, a

tribute account. Oh, got it. Oh, man. That's very funny that that is one of the first pictures. Yeah. She's going to be on Rogan next week. She's huge. Mitchell. Dump cakes. Do you guys remember Bevo? The guy that would eat stuff. My L.

Why? What happened to him? He's now an internationally renowned cuckold. What? I just saw a video of some British dude saying that. Wait, Bevo's the guy that Nick tried to get us on and we were all like, dude, what's wrong with you? He didn't chew. Yeah, he doesn't chew. So what happened to him? I saw half a clip where they were saying he's a traveling cuck.

What? A traveling cuck? Come on guys the cucks in town. We watched a clip of Bevo where he said down the camera he went I'm looking to make more content I'm up for going to Basel, Southend and he said I will do anything I remember those words those four words very specifically I will do anything. I remember those words, those four words. Very specifically. I will do anything. I think we said at the end of the episode, we don't know what Bevo's gonna do next. We don't know what he's capable of. The answer to that question is Bevo has become an internationally renowned cucko. What? How do you become good at that?

Si, this is where I stop watching. He's gone to America so that they can call him a cuck. You guys are in a relationship. Yeah, openly we sleep with other people as well, but romantically we're together. So you are a cuck. The final cut, please. A cuck is a person who purposely allows their women to get fucked by other men. For money, yeah.

We involve other people because it makes more money. So you do let other men fuck your woman on purpose, right? Yeah, and she lets me fuck other men. Oh, for money, yeah. We involve other people because it makes more money. So you do let other men fuck your woman on purpose, right? Yeah, and she lets me fuck other women. Sure, sure. I understand that. Yeah. But you would be a cuck, correct? I just don't like that saying, but we do it.

I mean, I'm sure you don't, but I mean, that's what a cuck is, is somebody who lets another man purposely fuck their woman, right? That's a cuck. Yeah, if I'm a cuck, I'm a cuck. Oh, no, people. By the way, what are those shows where there's a guy? There's always clips. What show is that?

What are those? Where is it posted? It's called the Whatever Podcast. And what happens in it? There's like 25 people on it at all times, and they just scream at each other. But then there's always a guy behind the glass? It's the weirdest thing.

It's so strange, and I've only seen clips. Can we get a full explanation of it? Because I'm the same way. I've seen clips, but I don't know what goes on. It's like 25 guys aggressively shaming people for being a whore. Yeah. And they're just like, oh.

Yeah, it's like, yeah. They agreed to do it. Damn, a lot of subscribers. Damn, a lot of subscribers. This is the show. What is the photo? Is there any clips? There's only clips. I always see clips.

I just see clips everywhere. It's just some girl scantily dressed and they're like you're you're a whore and like it's a guy behind a Those thumbnails are so funny. It's like three Vixens who have nothing to say. Right and they just like belittle them. Look how crowded that room is. Why are they so crowded in there? Look at the two women in the back Wrecked. what is going on gets

Looks like a conference call how many views are these getting? Well if everyone on the podcast watch it automatically at a thousand views oh My god, I think the same amount of people as this We don't sit that close together together and we don't shame woman oh yeah she thinks brian is a three brats i gotta i gotta watch that one when i get home wow brian's not a three maybe we should start podcasting closer together like that's that that's the secret just be really crammed tj is that are those a those Arizona State kids still doing the

podcast oh yeah they did a what was that they did like an I'll deal what is their account there's like that party was crazy oh yeah oh my god yeah to poppy to poppy tup API mm-hmm I see them what was their deal TJ they did like an NIL deal clip I think oh yeah here But you went on a date with Wilma No way, okay, okay Is it true the mascot doesn't talk Is it true the mascot doesn't talk Would you guys say is this already with the hottest girls so I would say

AXO top three, but my sleeper You got DZ you got a fee those are gonna be the tops but like he said theta They're there We want we're trying to send Rudy to go be on it As pledges, what would you guys say this? I am any some more. Yeah Sororities at ASU like have reps to them? Yeah, like DZ is like DZ and Afe are like widely known to like have like the hottest girls. Oh, okay.

But then like their neck, every good one has a bad one. Then like- Oh, okay. You know, like their negative rep is like- You don't have to say it. But you know, like all of them have good ones. Okay, that makes sense, dude. That makes sense. What? Shout out A.K.O. Shout out A.K.O. But you know like all of them So like this and like our Costco guys, it's like people are calling it non-tent

Is that the one with the DJ? Is it lit? Oh, right below. What made you guys decide to come to ASU? I came here because I wanted to get lit, but at the end of the day, people may think ASU is just like, oh, it's just partying and all that, but actually the acceptance rate and the job rate coming out of ASU in any Arizona state is really good. It is it actually is The acceptance rate is good. Yeah. Oh, yeah phoenix. There's so many internships available. There's just like So much stuff here you guys can do. Yeah, it's not all about partying like what about you? Thanks, man The tours like yeah, when you look at the girls you look at like the parties you look at all that stuff

It was a no-brainer like this Jack McCarthy Explains Jack McCarthy so well, I it's it's everyone there is him is he in the gambling cave There he is Come here. Oh you guys watching too poppy Yeah, we just found your origin I'm going to go to the bathroom. There he is. Come here. It's like, oh, you guys watching two poppy. I didn't know what this is. Yeah, we just found your origin. Are you

familiar with the two poppy podcast? That's why he went to Arizona. Oh, he doesn't play him a clip. You have to have your headphones on. This is important. Write this down. write this down yeah it all it all clicked made you guys decide to come to ASU I came here because I wanted to get lit but people may think ASU is like oh it's just party all that but well actually

the acceptance rate and the job rate coming out of ASU in any Arizona state is really good. You know about 2 Poppy? Yeah, is it really good coming out? The Arizona state, is this what they show you during orientation? What do you mean the acceptance rate coming out? The acceptance rate is really good. Yeah, they accept everybody. Wait, let's find a different clip. These guys are just... I have heard of the ASU effect.

Do you think it's real? Yeah. What is the ASU effect? Okay, so the ASU effect is like, it's pictures when what you look like before is you and after is you right? Mm-hmm, and then like it's like a huge glow up. Yeah, I hope that happens to me. Yeah I think I like peeked in high school. I'm kind of scared. Yeah. No, I like I'm only a How do you not know too poppy but I am not familiar with to poppy but that's tough No, dude, it's lit Jack, you know, you sound like that. Yeah

What are the top sororities when you're in school, yeah a fee But some of them have like a reputation Yeah, they have a reputation but like I'm not gonna don't say it cuz we like we know like I explained Yeah, I don't talk like them that makes Hilarious this is so funny keep going. No, we've got a to poppy at home I go Can I go? I need you to do 2Poppy. I'm not familiar with 2Poppy, but I can't imagine

those guys are too popular on Arizona State. Can you just say this sentence for me? Like, ASU is so lit. ASU is so lit. What was it like touring? How did you know you wanted to go there? Honestly, I was kind of weirdly obsessed with it when I was just younger like as a kid I would always have ASU merch

How is that fucking? Do you remember do you remember you like when you first got to campus what like what was it like what you see Is really nice weather yeah, you saw the really nice That's a that's just a fact. What are we doing here? Don't say lit. Don't say lit. What about what about the super? What's the part? What's the party scene like it? I think I I don't really buy into this I think every college is really fun No, no, no, but what was it like it is you it was it was fun. I had a great time Yeah, can we see it before a hot-ass chicks? Yeah?

Yeah Okay, to poppy jack It was fun. I had a great time. Yeah, can we see it before as you a lot of hot-ass chicks? Yeah Okay, to poppy Jack To Jackie he's gonna guys. He's gonna hit those. Let me hear say Tinder is like Honestly, I'd seen like some of my boys on tinder and stuff one of my friends. I wait you can only see girls Okay, man One of my friends actually you can only see girls One of my boys actually pays for hinge plus though and oh my god, it's like free it's free motion Does free motion mean what does that mean like he's all his friends hinge plus and gets spank bank material free motion mean? what does that mean? like he scrolls his friends hinge plus and gets spank bank material free motion? I think free motion is action with women

yeah but it's not free right the paid version is free motion okay free motion it's free motion I need more of these guys there's I this is he said I'll be swiping I'll see some of my bros on tinder that's what he said right, I'll see some of my bros on Tinder. That's what he said, right? I see some of my bros on Tinder. He's got the mutual setting. I've been paying for motion all these years.

Fascinating. The hinge plus does not sound like a good thing, by the way. Yeah, it should be something you have to buy. Well, I just mean, like, Hinge Plus, I would assume, is where the fat girls would be, more so than the hot ones. It's becoming, like, gamified to the extreme. Like, you pay for, like, a high, I think, a greater distance

or whatever. They have, like, Hinge currency. People are dumping money into it. What's the, um... It's a TikTok where it's a fat guy, and they're getting on to him for spending $1,200 in a week. And I think he's talking about Pokemon. He's like, uh...

Why are you out of breath? I don't, because I just went to the bathroom. Did you try to follow the smell? No, I just, I just... Not he's cooking something. I didn't smell anything over there. Oh, did you try to follow a smell? No, I just, I just, he's cooking something. I didn't smell anything over there. Oh, maybe you have COVID. It's a fat guy and he's like, uh, why'd you spend $1,200 on a week? And he's like, I don't, I don't know if they're serious about catching Pokemon. They would spend that. I don't fucking know. It's, it's all right. I'm the only guy that's seen that. Yeah. I haven't seen it. I don't apologize for bringing

that up. Yeah. That guy, that guy, everyone else spending $1200 in seven days. No, I haven't seen it. I don't apologize for bringing that up. Yeah that guy Downfall is if you look up boogie. Yeah TJ you know about him. He lost a bunch of weight. It's one of the downfalls where it's like not even funny Yeah, it It's more. I've just been seeing this guy lately about spending a bunch of money on these. And I thought it was about these phone games. Wait till you get to the later chapters. I believe people were mad at him. So he started faking cancer.

He did fake cancer. And then they found him that he was faking cancer. He has a young wife. And he was like, well, what if I just kill myself? A very young wife, I believe. It's not a funny downfall. Oh, well, I wish I hadn't brought it up at all. Shit.

It's OK, Brandon. God damn it, Brandon. Fuck. I don't want to give him a platform, but good god, World of T-Shirts music has been so good. What has he been doing? He's in the studio. But he just does covers of songs that say times, so he can do it in military. He's obsessed with military time.

So he just did a, what did he just put out in the beginning of it is so funny, the Billy Joel song. Piano Man. He covered Piano Man and if TJ, can we play it at all? I have a feeling that maybe him and Mr. Based are doing music so that they can copyright strike people. Oh. Oh. I, I. But he's putting it up on Spotify, like, and they're using, I don't know. Right.

But that's been a bad, bad. Yeah, he's flipping at ease. I disavow everything. But I, and I'm seeing him on like a dating show. Yeah. Oh. But his music is, is funny. He's still boozing I heard constantly so

There was a black girl who asked him like have you said the n-word and he's like I haven't said it in a month Yeah It's uh yeah, it's sad. He's being taken advantage mr. Bates evil man. Where did he come from mr? He was a pimp that went to prison Kind of famously he was like on Howard Stern after he went to prison he has some relation to Alex Aroul's Stepmom or something what yeah wow? And there's just a collection of people that y'all just say like it's nothing to it I have no idea who any of these people I know very well not much more than you, but I know a surface level I Was sold the other day by the TikTok girls upstairs,

Alex Earl's sister is actually more of a real one than Alex Earl. Really? Yeah. She's dating a football player, am I right? Braxton Berrios. He's hurt. He's hurt.

Steven, why are you dressed up today? I got a kid's thing after work What thing like a recital type deal? Oh? Can't show up to that in sweatpants. I do not I mean I guess you good He's in a good mood today. Yeah, yeah the box some days you need him in a good mood though Why is he in a good mood? No, I like you need him in a good mood though why is he in a good mood I like you I'm not in particularly good mood today I apologize oh you're in a bad mood I'm just stressed with a lot of stuff yeah what's

stressing you I just got a lot of stuff going on how did your oh did you miss your dad a play by by half yesterday oh no it was dead the whole team was almost a miracle finish so 29 and a half over 29 and a half and the guy finished with 29. Yeah, that's cool It was dead the whole game and had life late, but that's so much worse. So what it what's got you stressed? Oh, we just got a lot of stuff going on the calendar stuff. I got this thing. I got to take off early for a back rub What you want a back rub? Sure, all right, there you go it's nice Britain's gonna give Jay a back rub because Jay is stressed a recital type thing yeah, he's a little

That's good Happy ending happy ending What recital is it yeah, yeah, it's chaise Che took up the violin. Yeah, he's the 12th banana in a Musical yeah a bit on the nose no What what? What are you really a banana? Huh? How could this be on the nose? If none of us get the reference yellow outside white inside

inside oh my god you are you the big banana that'd be a cool nickname a big banana big banana banana the best runt arguably the best laughing you want to be called the best run bananas as far as candy flavors you might know him as the best runt or arguably the best Laffy Taffy. Put your hands together for the big banana. Don't hit it. Big banana. That's a good nickname. It is.

I did not think of it as a racial thing. You had to really think about that? Have you ever been called a banana? Is that a s- That's like a somewhat unflattering term but like it's so seldomly used wait a minute that's there's no way it's been you what does wait on the inside mean he's trying to say like a like an oriole he's a white acting let me shine I'm gonna say it if you're doing like

racially motivated hurtful things banana doesn't really go with Asian no I'm a banana and proud of it words just as banana and Twinkie are often uses ethnic slurs oh shit bananas Americans Twinkie oh sorry I think I'd heard Twinkie but banana it's like a Oreo someone called a black person x-white this is the Asian version okay yeah I get it It's also pretty on the nose because it accurately describes me my white neighbor Peter taught me how to use chopsticks growing up That's still not on the nose what has anyone ever in a hurtful way called you banana Fucking banana, I don't think so, but I've also I've heard it used but not

Like like you've heard it used how like yeah, I'll take strawberries and bananas in my smoothie. I Also used to work at Planet Smoothie. So yes people told me Oh my god, what the fuck did you? Little on-the-nose sass for a banana from me I grew up with a person his name was Benjamin Nana That's not true. You didn't grow up next to a Ben Nana He was I think three episodes on Poke Banana. Yeah, right.

Yeah, you grew up with Ben Nana. Yeah, you grew up with Ben Nana. Poke Banana was a full week and you never told us about Ben Nana? I was in the garbage pail universe. I think he was one or two years younger than me, but we had some friends in common. Yeah, Ben Nana.

Or Ben. Tom Ato, is that one of the friends? Tom Ato. Tom Ato's best friend was Tom Ato? Is that one of the friends? Tom Ato Tom Ato's best friend was Tom Ato Ben Anna Ben Nana Yeah he was either class of 05 or class of 06 Ben Nana

Did he date Coco Nut? You found him? There's no way How did you stay quiet when you were talking about poke banana? Yeah why didn't you bring this up? I don't know I guess Yeah, but Anna was a thing don't want to give him a platform We're the number one banana show

Yes, he just owns LinkedIn right now he's real Ben Nana that's awesome good for Ben Nana Che does a part of you ever want to get more in touch with your Asian heritage areas That's a shout out Ben Nana. Yeah, he seems like a good dude part of you ever want to get more in touch with your Asian heritage? There he is. That's him. Shout out Ben Nana. Yeah, he seems like a good dude. And what do you recall? Like, did you guys do anything with that as kids? Yeah, did you poke fun?

Uh, was like, can you believe that's that dude's name? But that was pretty much it. Oh, behind his back. I'd like to talk to Ben Nana. Did he acknowledge it? I'm sure. I mean, he goes by Ben. and if you call him by his last night Come by his last name

politician Champagne oh yeah can't with that name People think those lawn signs are fake nana and Nana what a banana banana split fuck What's the fuck good he met split. What's the fuck? That was good. He mentioned a girl, I think, in there that died.

Oh, god damn it. We wouldn't have known that. We didn't say, oh fuck. But also, what's wrong with that? I didn't know what the article was gonna be about. Did he kill her? No. Yeah, is that...

Okay, so then it's not, oh fuck. No, very sad story. It was actually on September 11th, not 2015. Jesus Christ. That was after class. He's the best. After class. No, very sad story is actually on September 11th Nana's friend died on 9-eleven Not a joke you made is actually yes We're not joking about the death we're joking delivery of everything No one would have known any of this you could have internalized that you saw her name not said a word and Nothing would have happened like that Debbie Downer's why I didn't know what the rest of the article is gonna be about so

Neither did we nobody knew it. We don't know these people Yeah, but I mean now was it like a oh There's another banana Yeah, now um okay very sad of course Would Be careful no I was just wondering if No, it was I was just wondering if

It would would it be improper of us to do a like a memorial fun run for her Uh, yeah, no, yeah. All right. We won't then we won't I'll say what happened. It's not like creates. No, you don't have Literally don't have not have to say anything. They pull my arm guys what but Don't have to say anything they pull my arm guys what but No, this is serious. She was eating outside with a bunch of friends at high school And then it was a super windy day and it's like tree branch like fell and holy shit Yeah, it was really bad. That's horrific. Yeah, yeah Like how do we get here? She was really nice like, yeah, really nice. Like which 9, like a... I think it was like a...

recent or... 2003 maybe? So... Oh no, it was close. Still... Close. That, yeah. Wow, imagine being somebody died on 9-11.

I'm sorry you were forced to tell us that. Yes, Jay. You had no other choice though. Wait, what's that article about? I don't know, that'll, I don't... But wait, why was her name in there? That's why I was like oh fuck Well shut up banana. We like it. Yeah, banana Sorry to experience that and this all because you said he's the 12th banana It was like okay

Well fuck now that you said it. I have to tell the story of Yeah, the progression of how we got here We said banana, and he just hit for the site Just took the ball and single double triple home run 911 was long these fours go up running through the zone into the Made one simple completely innocuous he's the 12th banana in a

Elementary school recital and then it was gone basically Yeah Didn't take any pitches no just fucking mashed that was a chaotic ten minutes sometimes it be like that yeah that's why I love you that's why you're a gem unbelievable how we wound up in the spot yeah That was so fast too. Yeah, it was quick. It was lightning fast. If you blinked, you were like, what are these guys talking?

We went from banana to 9-11. Yeah. 10 seconds. Oh, man. A little on the nose. I was friends with a guy named Ben Nana. Oh, fuck. In the blink of an eye.

Pretty sure the article was just like, I want to thank my wife. in the blink of an eye. Pretty sure the article was just like, I want to thank my wife. And Steve's like, what? We never would have known any of it. None. I still can't get over the poke banana. That was a long. There was really three episodes. That was a fun week. And and and he was just sitting with Ben Nana in his back pocket

the whole time. Oh, well, we would have been overwhelmed. It would have been, I would have been overstimulated, would have spazzed out. If we went back to back poke and Ben Nana. Poke banana, what a legend. Yeah. How big of a branch was it, Steve?

Like what were the... It was big. Oh man. It's a the... It was big. It's delivery. It's the delivery. The delivery. I mean, that's a very sad story. It is. I'm not laughing at that.

No, we're not laughing at that. No, again, we're not laughing at all about the tragedy. It's just your delivery of everything is... Look at just the way he's sitting there. Yeah, it's somber. It's just your delivery of everything is Look at just the way he's sitting there. Yeah, it's somber He started by telling us he's having a tough day Are you less stressed or more stressed now? I rubbed your shoulders. Same. Yeah, I guess a little bit less. Brandon gave me a nice god. I don't like you stressed out.

We got to get you unstressed, Steven. I know, but talking like crazy, too. Stephanie, can you make sure this is redirected? Oh. Oh, Doug. Oh, Doug. Is that Doug taking charge? That was Doug.

Headset Doug is on the move right now. History is going to be made out there today, boys. Who's playing? Jenga's coming back. I don't know. Jenga's fun. I'll play. It's not the same without Liz. She was so good at Jenga. Nobody can beat Liz and Jenga. It was Liz and Big F. Were they the two? I think that was the two. Oh is that real? Yeah. I was like trying to connect dots.

What does that mean? Look at Doug. He's just standing by a wall. My job the first year here... Congratulations. Thank you. Was three hours a day commentating Jenga with Jake Marsh. Or Kate sometimes. And ping pong.

Yeah. Little Jenga, little ping pong. That was an era. Yeah. That was an era. And then we moved to a significantly bigger office where we could do a lot more of that stuff and didn't do any of it.

Until today. Until today, Jenga is back. We were in that little room. Oh, we had jerseys. Yeah. Yeah, and PFT made Kelly play Oh, yeah. She hated playing. That was great. I hated playing. I got DQ for like using my left hand. Yeah. You have seen everyone else was pissed. You won the rock paper scissors tournament though. Yeah. I googled like strategy for paper scissors and it worked. We'll always have that, uh...

Wait. What? I forget what it was, but it worked, like, so well. One of my favorite clips. It dominated. And I was like, wow. They popped confetti on you, and you didn't care? It was like one of the kid wins a spelling bee?

Wait, can you look it up and try to beat one of us? Yeah, Stefan's in the chair. Yeah, I saw that. Remember, we did get the all- try to beat one of us? Got a Steffens in the chair. Yeah, I saw that. Remember, we did get the all time clip of Frank and Nate. You're acting snide. Yeah. You find that, TJ?

One of my favorites. You're snide. You're being snide. Yeah, you won't believe this, Titus, but when we played in all these games, Frank would always lose. And he would say it was the Fleming curse. I need to yell. It's pretty shocking, I know. But when we played in all these games Frank would always lose and he would say was the Fleming curse. Yeah

It's pretty shocking. I know I Want you to beat us? Okay, so a group of researchers from China don't tell her cities. That's how you know don't tell us. Yeah Don't tell us the strategy. What's your way? I kind of want to like talk it out with you guys and we can try it on somebody. All right. Okay. Yeah, that's fine What they found is that if a player wins over her opponent in one play, her probability of repeating the same action in the next play is considerably higher

than her probabilities of shifting actions. So if you lose to someone, they're likely gonna do the same thing. No kidding. So significant. If I lose to you, you're likely to do the same thing. But then significant I lose to you you're likely to do this but then how do I win with rock there's a I guess a much higher probability I'll play rock the next time does it work in reverse if you lose with

something you'll you'll avoid it and I think it works in reverse so then what's your strategy for instance if Megan loses by playing scissors to Casey's rock Megan is most likely to switch to paper, which would beat Casey's rock. But you have to like think in your head. And I guess it's like, get somebody in here. Get somebody in here. Doug! Who has it down?

You. I don't. I have to think. All right. I'll I have it down. I think. It's just what beats what he just did. You have it down.

I don't have it down. You have it down. Take your time. I don't. No down. You have it down take take your time I don't know shot clock. He's on he plays rock. What is your next? What is your next play? If he beats you with rock, what is your next play? Stop oh my god, if he beat you what would be your very next play paper paper? Yes, yes, that's right. If you beat him with scissors, what should your next play be? He's gonna go rock. He's gonna go rock so you should go paper. Okay. Yeah. All right. All right, we're good

Come here. I think KB you got it better than me You got it. You got it All right. I don't it's still okay. We're playing paper rock scissors best of seven Doug That's a seven. Jew against Kyle. But do one warmup. One warmup? And stop looking so much like Doug. One, one, one, the first one doesn't count.

Okay. Yeah. This, I need no stakes on the line, just. The first one's a warmup. Yeah. Wait, put it in front of the mic. Put it in front of the mic. Okay. That was just a warmup. That was a warmup.

Here we go. Doug, you can just move the mic. I think it has to be, once you in front of the mic. Okay, that was just a warm-up Here we go. You can just move them. Oh, I think it has to be once you gotta be fast. Okay fast, okay Okay, it doesn't work Wait, Doug, I want to wait Kyle. How'd you win that? All right ready it worked for me shoot Rock paper scissors shoot Shoot all right one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one wait are you using the strategy? yeah I am stop!

are you sure? stop! doesn't seem like it rock paper scissors shoot rock paper scissors shoot rock paper scissors shoot shoot two one dog what if he's using the strategy? rock paper scissors shoot shit! oh my god He's killing us What the fuck Doug? Do you know the strategy have you been practicing? Did you talk to the Chinese scientists? I might have oh

man Get out of here. All right, Doug. Yeah, Jenga after the act just relax scram. We know Who's playing Jenga? I? Think it's like anybody can I? Just made that up playing Jenga? I think it's like anybody can. I just made that up. Not my Jenga. Not my Jenga. Damn it.

I thought you had. I believe it works though because, you know what I mean, it would be coincidental if like I won twice, but I dominated every round. Is there like a world championship? Have there ever been like back to back champions? I don't know. I believe it when you're reading it it makes made a lot of sense so you gotta just the problem is we tried to do it you gotta be dog yeah who's in the gambling cave right now but

you got to be quick there's six possible options Peter Jerry are they watching us though probably yes fuck all right forget that Expression walks by Anika smokes Tate and Megan are playing Jenga, okay It's gonna be a bloody game I want this By the way, oh what what is this? Oh, okay. Grand Finale. Oh, I would like to see this.

That's the high school gym. The boulder. In order to intimidate my boulder. I'm going to take you to the street. I am! I hate this. I hate it. I want to see. All the work they've put in day in and day out. I hate this I hate it

I want to All the work they put in a grand prize alright in ref auto this school has a high production value Oh, this is just one school that did it once their Christian academy. I want to see that I want to see them play Late scissor here point awarded one ready I want to see them play. What? Why are the lights in front of it? He's trying to cheat. He's like everything Go they're not in synchrony at all rock be scissor The pressure

Did it go kiss you shit he's doing it yes I want to see the finale how's it here but this is impressive that's pretty awesome gonna be crazy but first let's check in on our bracket challenge in the lead right now we have Cole Feeney yeah Jackson power in the night oh alright I'll get key for Southern alright ladies and gentlemen the moment we're waiting for for a three hundred dollar Key for Southerland. This lighting is pissing me off

Oh keep that paper horse on what she doing ready go oh You deserve these spots at the table right now to to breaking out a site oh They're not budging go a little bit after her every time I was gonna blink ready go oh She blocked them Wow She blocked them Christian Academy. I was waiting for them to be like, hold on. The only one who can truly move the rock aside is Jesus Christ. That was exciting.

Is there a world championship? Almost certainly. There has to be. Oh, our Conker guy, by the way, cleared of cheating. Yeah, I saw that. That was big. Well, he discovered a game mostly called Conker. the king of Conker was he's a 72 year old man who's been doing it for 50 years and he was accused of cheating but now he's okay.

It cleared his name? Yeah. Conker? Yeah. What is it? That's exactly what you think it is. Yeah. It sounds like a game of wooden pieces knocking into things. Hitting a woman over the head with a coconut.ker. Actually, yeah. Actually, you're both kind of right. You hang a, what's the thing? A nut. You hang a nut, and you hit the nut with another nut. Yeah.

Oh, I played that. OK. It's good shit. Yeah. It's a chestnut, but then you take a hardware nut, and you break the chestnut with your nut. Oh, this is cool Yeah, so woman from Indiana practice for like three weeks, and then one. Oh is that him? I? Think that is him

Whoa, God. Oh, that's not him. That wasn't him. Oh, that's not him. Oh, yeah, cuz he wears a crown, right? That's not the king of conqueror in conquer. He yeah, the king conquer Look at this shit. Yeah, look how good that is. Yeah, they're trying to break the. King Conker. Yeah, the king Conker. Yeah, look at this shit. Yeah. Look how good that is. Yeah. They're trying to break the nut? With a nut, yeah. So you have a nut in your hand and then you break that nut with your nut.

And he was accused of using a metal nut. What kind of nut do you use? He's got cork in his nut. A wood nut. You use a wood nut? I think you use a wood nut. Conker. Chestnut. This is something that's been around for a woodnut. A cork in his nut. You use a woodnut? I think you use a woodnut. Conker.

Chestnut. This is like, you guys know anyone who's Greek? Greek Easter, they go around with the eggs, trying to break each other's eggs. I made us play that on this show. Oh, yeah, we did play. There he is. That's King Conker. He's become a world champion.

Epper is called a Woe Champion. Oh! Look at that form. Yeah. They caught him with a metal nut in his pocket. No way. I didn't catch him. No, he said he was just goofing. Was it like a Sammy Suss and Cork bat situation? He was just doing it for the show?

Right, yeah, he was just goofing. He's like, I didn't actually use it in competition. This guy seems like an asshole. He's nefarious. don't I think he cheated I think they should reopen the investigation look at his eyebrows Yeah, you can't have those eyebrows be nice He's known as King Conqueror, but if I remember right he had never won the championship ever How do you get the name King Conquer have you never won? I just show up all the time and say you're King Conquer is that it nobody's stopping you Mark would you please get comfortable? Oh?

What oh? Fuck Oh, it's just one way better. That's way better. They have everything you can tell they're the best at it by the way We have an update on Kathy Mitchell Gosh, the Josh has reached out called her and her husband picked up and his took down a message that we want her on the Yak oh yes, yeah, let's go where does does she live? Do we know? No. California Valley. California. Imagine seeing her at a dinner. Dude. She played Steven Singer. Steven Singer. Oh, you love that guy, Brandon. No. No, Danny.

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Halloween is over good Halloween is over Really hope where I was thinking if we can't fit in a pumpkin we can have someone in a pumpkin on their head I like sleepy hollow like sleepy hollow. Oh, what was his name? Ichabod Ichabod crane so think about I'm still thinking about Brandon the high school have a headless horseman mascot who I'm still thinking about. God. All right. Pardon me. Brandon? Doesn't the high school have a headless horseman mascot? Who? Oh, that'd be cool.

Sleepy Hollow. Sleepy Hollow. Oh, I don't know, maybe. Sleepy Hollow New York, it's a real place, I think. Didn't know that. Yep. That's a good mascot. I'm pretty sure their high school mascot is a...

It's like the Polka Dots. Is a fellow with no head riding a horse. Or the Laurel Hill hobos It's the polka dots POCA. I apologize Pocahontas County. Yeah, there he is. That's awesome. That's a great fucking mascot That is awesome It's it's I saw a video of him leading the football team out one time and it's Badass because there's like 40 people at the game. Yeah, just like got the coolest mascot ever and I wonder how oh, yeah Look at the shit

It's gotta be night game. I Mean that's scary. It's intimidating. It's funny. He just does that year-round. Is that horse nervous? Even if it's not close. I told you doesn't't have a head he can't see where he's going. Where's his pumpkin? There's nobody there. That's alright. I like the field. I like those stands. Beautiful sky. I wonder how Otter Creek's doing. Was it Otter Creek? This team that we could beat? Yeah.

And Vermont? And Maine? Or New Hampshire? New Hampshire? Vermont. Zach. We'll get it. Dragon.

Dragon. Zach Dragon. Ah, you forgetting them. Zach motherfucking Dragon. We just have just not talked about the fact that Danny's in a Jackie Robinson uniform. Yeah, Steven told me to keep it on. I specifically asked, do you mean bring it in or wear it?

He said wear it. The Jackie Robinson of the Yak. Jackie Robinson. Oh, I thought you meant to the green screen. No, I was in there and you said, what'd you say, bring the costume. They're doing okay, three and three in districts should make playoffs There we go, yeah, there is good play

One of the worst tackle efforts I've ever seen Buckingham River got us. Let's find who's the worst team in Vermont They got to be bitch-made. They have to be bitch-made, Kyle. You know what's funny? The most dangerous high school in the country is named Strawberry Mansion. I find that to be funny. What makes it dangerous? It's funny.

It's not a bad area? One in ten kids experience like violence toward them. Oh, that's not funny. Strawberry Mansion sounds like a kid's cartoon. Well, one in ten kids experience violence toward them. Oh. Oh, that's not funny. Strawberry Mansion sounds like a kid's cartoon. It does, it sounds. Oh, like a stage on Mario Brothers. Yeah, that'll be a good one.

Don't let my lack of laughter confuse you, Kyle. I found that funny as well. The name is funny to me for how violent it is. A persistently dangerous high school. Wow. That feels bad. Strawberry. Who's famous alums?

That's bad. Daryl. How's Cheryl and Daryl doing? They're okay. Oh my god, there is Daryl. Daryl Cornbread McCray, the first graffiti artist? That doesn't work. No!

That, that can't be true. Oh, DJ Newville. Meek Mill. Oh, whoa! Huh. Strawberry Mansion sounds like somewhere Meek Mill has been. Put Strawberry Mansion on the map. Wait, the first graffiti artist? What could that mean? sounds like somewhere Meek Mill has been. He's putting a put a put a

put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a

put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a

put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a I think it's cool. Yeah, I don't get it. Could you do graffiti? Nah, nah. It's an art form for sure. Like it's a you just can't pick it up. I feel like there's a difference between graffiti and vandalism. I think. Yeah. I like I like sitting at a train and watching a train go by and seeing some quality graffiti go past me. You't even buy it in Chicago guy go to the burbs They won't sell it because of graffiti vandalism bear champ who did the wall in here is very popular around town, but he'll do uh

He'll paint One with an empty can he'll do art on an empty can and leave him around you could take that home. Oh, that's yeah I love this stuff. I love art I don't really get like the tag where it's just some letters. That's their name That's what they go by but then you can get toyed I believe if somebody writes toy over your tag, it's that's like the biggest sign of disrespect Hmm just toy. Yeah, I don't want to get toyed. No, nobody wants to get fucking toyed Yeah chocolate factory in

West Loop was just hit with like one of the biggest tag jobs in like American graffiti history Well, I think it's closing down Blomers. Yeah. Yeah closed in over the summer. Yeah, which somebody tagged the entire back half I'll pull it up in a hole. Is that like that was the best you just smell chocolate Oh, yeah, it's right next to my apartment and I don't really don't like it. Well, it's closed down I don't like smelling delicious brownies like everywhere. I go Why why I like eating brownies, but salivating the whole time if they were brownies in the air that I could pluck and eat That'd be great. Oh Kathy Mitchell to figure that out for us. Oh Breathable food it's raining brownies eat this book. It's a little on the nose

That was one of the most chaotic ten minutes in yak history a little on the nose She died on September 11 No, not that one. As that pulls the mic, little brownies. Two years after. Little on the nose. Little on the nose there. What?

What, Brandon? What? What are you snapping about? That snap? Yeah, you just snapped. Three times, too. Oh, I didn't mean to. That was urgent.

Sorry. What are you snapping about? You look comfortable today. I, I, yeah, thank you. What time did you get home from your walk? You look like Sue Sylvester. I got here at 5, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 21, 23, 24, 25, 25, 26, 27, 27, 28, 28, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29,, 29, 29, 29, are you snapping about? You look comfortable today. I, I, yeah, thank you. What time you look like Sue Sylvester. I got

here at 5 45. What? Who's Sue Sylvester? Brandon looks just like Sue Sylvester right now. Why the fuck did you get here at 5 45 in the morning? Woke up at 4 15 and said the the YouTube 1992 game between the Niners and the Browns was going off. And I was like, fuck, I don't want to go back to bed. So I just got up and came on to work. I left at 445. Got here at 545. Yeah, he does.

Yeah. You do. Sue Sylvester. Someone was saying Brandon gets to work so early because he's worried about Tate. No, Tate can't fuck with me. Not anymore. I got a smooth hour these days where it's just nobody else.

I get to listen to, like when I was walking at 8, I had to be cognizant of the music that I would listen to on the speaker because I didn't want somebody to walk in on an embarrassing song. But now I'll have Hanson, I'll have N'Sync, I'll have all kind of stuff on there. Country music, Patsy Cline now I'll have Hanson, I'll have N'Sing, I'll have all kind of stuff on there. Country music, Patsy Cline, I'll just be listening to all kind of shit.

What time do you go to bed? Usually between eight and nine. Wow. I like to think Brandon's just blasting like Fort Miner to inspire and motivate him to just walk. That certainly has been on the playlist. It's 10% luck. I'd love to go to bed at eight or nine. Miner sounds like an awful place. I don't really go to bed. Right off the bat.

We don't go to bed. When I start to, when I settle in for my TV watching at night, I'll go to the recliner. About eight o'clock, I'll switch to the couch, lay my head on a pillow, watch. Last night, I was watching the Edmonton Oilers and the, because I bet on it, Edmonton Oilers and the Carolina Hurricanes.

And I just lay there and I fell asleep during the hockey game. And then you slept there the whole night? I slept there the whole night, yeah. I just, wherever I end up is where I sleep. It's a nomadic lifestyle, but I like it. Yeah, it sounds like there's nothing better than climbing into bed. At what time, you get up at what time, you said? Today I got up at 4.15.

Alarm or just naturally? No, I can't. My brain won't let the alarm happen. So I'll set the alarm for 5 a.m. every morning and every morning I'm waking up at least 10 to 15 minutes before it because I don't want to hear the alarm. My biological clock is begging me to reproduce. What? Sounding an alarm. It's tired of my playbook. Yeah. I'm just tired. You can have a baby? It needs to make a baby. I think I need to have a kid. Wow. Have a kid. You'd be such a good dad.

Thanks. I want you to be a dad. Huh? Go make a kid then. Mm hmm. Do you need help? Are you ready? I know how. No, I'm not ready. I also know how. I'm a little bit better than Dan though. I think you would. How many kids you want? One just one now you need at least two just one child. I think one I'm jealous of one child children or families that's that you don't want like the only child so maybe two. I think two is the right number. I don't know three is stupid. Four is catastrophically stupid. I feel two is the right number. I don't know. Three is stupid. Four is catastrophically

stupid. I feel like one child is probably getting increasingly popular every year. No children is the most popular now, right? Yeah. People just aren't having kids anymore. Tell me if I'm wrong, Grinny, though. I feel like three is the dumbest number. Maybe that's just because it's where I'm at. But four, you have enough space that they kind of take care of themselves. Anything over three is just sequent. It's just, it's just, you have enough space that they kind of take care of themselves. Anything over three is just sequen- it's just, it's just, you can't possibly get any dumber. Yeah. Three reaches a level of dumb that's irresponsible,

and four, you're just scoffing at convention. Why did you do four? Oh, because she said, come get it. Ah. Yeah, three is, my wife was out for dinner with friends last night, and I did it. I had all three, and it was out for dinner with friends last night and I did I had all three and it was It was juggling. Yeah

Three is tricky because there can be some situations or two or mad at one. Oh, yeah, you know one, you know And with four you don't have a middle child. No, but I have a middle boy. That's a problem Okay, you're a your neck looks kind of cold you scarf. Oh I'm not injured by it, by the way. That's good news. Spider just passed by. I did not injure myself. The man's scarf hurt him.

I was nervous that I was gonna injure myself very badly. That should be a new thing, Spider was saying, instead of planking, scarfing. Scarfing is scarfing. Wrap a man around your neck. I grabbed the smallest man you could find and whip him around your neck. Nice Ventura. Hey, Spider. Ooh, did you get a haircut? There's a couple new haircuts I grabbed the smallest man you could find and whip him around your neck waste venture

Hey spider. Oh you get a haircut. There's a couple new haircuts walking around the office today. Hey guys What's up? Yeah, I got a haircut. Shout out Joey men's mobile. Love it. Thank you men's mobile Yeah, he pulled up in the van. I got this caught in the parking lot nice today No yesterday, but it's still kind of fresh, right, chat? Kinda. Yeah. W for Spider. Good beard.

You gotta let me know when he comes because I wanna get my beard touched up. I got you. Brandon, you wanna try to finish my maze I did for the book? I don't know if I can do it, but yeah, I would try. I'd love to try your maze. It's tricky. Is maze. It's tricky. Is it?

It's hard. How do you make a hard maze? Help Mince find the wake up mincey studio. That is hard. Yeah, it's tough. It's tough. You would just be pinballing between the walls. Oh damn.

Fuck. This book is gonna rock. Very excited for it. It just gets lost. Where are you? In Superdome? Whoa. Shit. Whoa. Oh, that's Zwan? Oh, someone's gotta toy him.

Somebody go toy Zwan. That's some crazy graffiti. Oh shit. Did he need like a scaffold scaffold how the fuck did he do that? Yeah, how do you do that? Could have thrown some more colors in there Yeah, it's like I mean I it I metallic air I'm not gonna poke holes that's pretty impressive that's very impressive very very impressive we should hire his wand to do the outside of our building what do you think he

would do probably swan probably swan big ass swan. You should tell him to do it but you can't do swan. I think all he has is one Are they gonna cover it up TJ was it was an illegal thing right I Don't know I I'm not sure this is a couple weeks ago Pretty cool though. Yeah Very cool You want to do the high noon ad sure do You want to do the high noon ad? Sure do. Hit it.

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near you I Was just stretching. I was just yawning you try to fuck with me every ad read. I was yawning every ad read Kyle where you been going in VR? It's been a while my controller broke That happens a lot. I got I got so much like value out of it for my run So you're just throwing it away. I'm gonna throw it away, but you're retiring also off the weed 40 days. Oh whoa Today's your 40th day a full Lenten calendar. Yeah

Fuck yes No, I need it What's going on out there? Jenga doesn't just happen, Mark. It doesn't just fucking happen. You gotta play it. I don't mean to come across as critical. My tone might suggest that I am, but...

It's Jenga. I think you're confusing this with some sort of children's game. The discussion that's going on over there seems to be pretty elaborate. High level. You think this is a small production? We got Doug on it for God's sake. How did you get disqualified using your left hand? Can't touch it with two hands.

Is that a rule? And this must be why they had to do that. Oh they were stringent. Did you ever find the Frank clip? Sni. Sni that was classic. What were we playing that day? Because that was a jingo. It might have been cornhole. You know, that's why I don't like you. It's not all right. Okay, please. You treat me like a baby? Yeah, it's not, all right?

Okay, please. You always have snide comments to make. Don't be snide! Are you being snide? Not ever. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. That's why I don't like you.

All right, well, I mean, it's gonna be Jenga time. And then Mostly Sports has their championship. The Mac championship. Who's gonna win? Well, Blutman won the first one forty eight forty five. So this is big. Lucas is probably the best player, but Blutman won the first matchup. Yep. And they both look great in the graph. I'm honestly more excited about the the shit bowl. Yeah. Whoever loses between TJ and Jacob,

how they have to go to their team's campus and apologize to the real life football team for For being terrible. Oh, that's good. For embarrassing them. That means TJ would have to go to Buffalo. Who's the head of the teams? Jacob's Ball State. Ball State, Muncie.

Buffalo's studly this year. We're going to think Jacob's trying to walk on again. I think Jacob loses. Yeah. Didn't he get to be like 400 to nothing? They're both real bad. They're both very bad. 179, nothing.

That's on purpose. We want TJ to lose because we don't like TJ. But because is there a shake up going and speaking to a team is just a good look for anybody. Is there a little relief that this is over a little bit? But we had a good time. Yeah, we might do another conference. Who knows? It was great in the summer. It felt like it was. Yeah, you guys are like, Tim, we got a lot going on now. And we still.

Yeah. We're going to do MLB the show. Everybody gets a team. And we're going to play 162 games each. All 30 teams. Yeah. Stream it every time. Yeah.

I think that's next. I'm in. We'll do that in November. It'll be fun. All right. Let's spin the wheel. No whammies. All right. Oh, we're good.

All right, so tomorrow at the packed house, everyone please like and subscribe. Liking is important. Can we set some sort of incentive to like a subscriber count like Yeah, we should do a subathon at some point It's like a sub count we do a 12-hour stream we do a We're never gonna do a 12-hour stream. You don't think I think we could we're two years delayed on the one

We have things we could use delayed Our stream better late than never. Yeah, right. It makes it people you got to keep people wanting more She's running through 24 hours right now now good roll with it tomorrow. Don't touch that dial. Jenga next. Dead Mostly Sports NCAA Finale. Please watch. Love you, bye.