The Yak - The Classic Wet Wheel is Back to Get Everyone SOAKED | The Yak 12-9-22

Episode Date: December 9, 2022

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Oh, oh. I think it's way funnier if we start having Julio on and not Francis. Yeah. He just keeps walking by being like, wait, what the fuck? I don't think Francis is good for a live show anyway because you never know what he's going to say. That's true. What's it, you know? No, we can get Francis.

Steven, you want to get Francis? How many bridges can that fucking dude burn? He's a landing rod on the bridge. He's actually, I texted him last night because I was like, hey, man, hope you're doing okay. I didn't realize that shit was still popping off, and he said he's fine. Dude, he texted me last night. He's not. He's been through it.

He texted me last night and said, we have this buddy, Colm, who's a comedian. He was like, are you with Colm? And Colm texted him and said, buddy, we've always been friends, but I can't have you coming at Fox like that. Not cool. Please ignore me in the public going forward. And Francis thought it was real. Colm's the biggest piece of shit.

Francis is smart, but so gullible. Oh, my God. And he worries that if you don't like him. Oh, man. I mean, if he can say stuff about Fox News, imagine what he's saying about us. Jesse Waters considered him a friend. Rich white guy with the strong jaw. He can say that about Fox News.

We're fucked. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. I can't believe Colm said that to you. Colm freaked me out. You're just saying for as smart as you are, you are Colm. How do you fall for shit like that? No, Colm, he's a comedian.

I know. My first response was, LOL, I know you're kidding, but I've had a rough day. And then he didn't respond. That's good. The longer that he didn't respond. He was like black and drunk in Ireland. I don't know that. It was 10.45 p.m.

I'm in bed. I'm about to go to bed. It was like 7 a.m. where he was. And it got to a point where I'm like, I will not be able to sleep until he confirms that he's kidding. So then I texted Sass. And I was like,

yo, are you with Colm right now? Because I thought maybe you were feeding him that shit. He was texting me and Roan saying that it was Roan's fault. Oh, okay. Wait, so he was in Ireland when he texted you that? Yeah, he's in Ireland. Oh, that's even better. So he was asleep.

Yeah, so you were waiting for him to respond and he passed out. So he wasn't even like, oh, this joke is probably too far. I should probably hit him up now. was just snowed dead asleep he did he did actually respond after a while and was like you'll be fine or something but uh he's such a ball buster dude that was like clearly him fucking with you but it's funny that he didn't respond yeah he's such a bad person one of the worst dudes i've ever met one of the worst people i've ever met in my life he wrote uh he wrote um he wrote don't acknowledge me in public the next time we see each other it's just such a damning thing to say it's so intense but you'll be all right oh yeah it's funny that both sides are really covering it it's also like uh not newsworthy at all at all at all when it happened i was like okay that sucks

because like we've all had stuff slip through the cracks uh but it's a non-story but then i forget just you're kind of cursed when it comes to this well Well, I appreciate you saying that. You talk way more than us. We talk about this a lot. Francis will call me and be like, dude, I'm cursed. Oh, that too. But he'll call me and be like, dude, I'm cursed. And I'm like, alright, man, let's break down your last

15 things like this, which have happened in the last year. Clearly, you are partially responsible. I have to accept that it is my fault. And yet occasionally he'll be like, this one's not on you, which makes it harder for me. What was the last one?

I had a moment where I was speaking ill of a comedian at a comedy club who was sort of bombing. And I had a lot of friends in the audience who had traveled a long way to come see us see me and they were like having a tough time they were falling asleep it was a late show and i'm in the wings being like jesus christ like this is tough i said that to someone and then the comedian's uh other overheard me. And now he's just been running around trashing Francis.

Wow. Did the person confront you? Who, Colin? No. He didn't? No. Oh, that's a pussy move. I would have confronted you. No, that's not a pussy move. That person is just like, okay, you're out of my life. They were furious with you. You're cut out completely. No, but we work

together and they say, you know, we pass each other constantly. Oh're cut out completely. No, but we work together and they say, you know, we pass each other constantly. Oh, that's awesome. Coworkers can't dislike each other. Frostiness. Has he addressed it to other people? Yes. We have learned that he's been shitting on me to a lot of other people. He literally put people to

sleep? He wasn't. But we gather that he's not, like, talking about the incident he's instead attacking francis's character at hominem my my and my act oh that in his defense that is the best way to go about that just be like i'm gonna yeah yeah yeah it's a terrible person yeah yeah i'm on his side which one was the one before that? I've gotten in trouble 20 to 30 times. That were moments that required serious apologies. Wow.

I haven't seriously had to apologize. I haven't ever. In a long ass time. I've become so adept at apologizing that I worry people will stop believing me when I apologize. Boy, who cried apology. Oh, I think you have a very sincere apology, but you, yeah, I can't remember the last time I had to like sit down and sincerely, sincerely like apologize. Yeah, I mean, look, I talk shit too liberally. Should we draft an apology to Jesse Waters you're talking shit to conservatives

liberally though do you think that that would have been in any story at all if they didn't take it down if they just left it out yes do you think it still would have it's fringe political stuff

I only saw it because they were like this was up and then it got taken down. If you say anything bad about any side, you'll get upset about it. Because they all want, you know. But Francis was watching, it was the Young Turks talking about you today. And you were watching it on your phone. It's still going. Yeah, it's still going. Yeah, it's hot.

They're not all finding it at once. They're finding it from each other, and it's just spooling out as a fucking thread. Chain reaction. It describes who Francis is perfectly. He was shaking his head at it. I was like, man, it's not a big deal. And he was like, no, I wasn't very eloquent when I was speaking.

I wasn't speaking of this. I said like so many times. He was so mad at that. Reading the transcript of what I said is more painful to me than the actual fallout of this incident. I hate the way I talked. Reading the transcript also makes me look like I was in Project Veritas trying to uncover Francis. I had so many leading questions. I was really leading him towards...

Rudy was pissed they didn't even say his name. They just called him the producer. Yeah. You guys got off completely scot-free on that one. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, if I've been on Fox news,

you know, they might've got, got at me, but that's the, the, it came with Francis's, uh, high position that he was even a regular,

like the fact that you've been on four times, they could call you a regular, which makes the story have more. Yeah. It doesn't help that in've been on four times, they could call you a regular, which makes the story have more weight. It doesn't help that in my bio on my website, I have, he is a regular on Fox News. It says that. Can't you just say you were doing a bit? What, for the hot mic thing?

Yeah, this is all a bit. You wrote that in your own book. After how many times? After the third one? I think after the third, you're a regular. You are, but you're a regular on the Yak. Yeah third you're a regular you are but yeah you're regular on the yak yeah you're regular on the yak absolutely irregular yeah it's uh it's why can't you just play into like this is just extreme like you should actually set it up recreate the whole thing and have like behind the scenes cameras like and just have it

be like you're sasha baron cohen like yeah i set this whole thing up for the record we and have like behind the scenes cameras like and just have it be like your Sasha Baron Cohen like yeah I set this whole thing up for the record we do have an idea in the works okay my bad not too far from that that's okay that's okay it's fine what I do he's it yeah thinking

and it's okay no no it's fine what the young Turks say were they like who is that Hassan Piker no. It's fine. What did the Young Turks say? Were they like... Who is that? Hasan Piker? No, it's Sank. Yeah. I think he's one of the last wiggers. How many Young Turks are there making noise?

The woman is good. They got hitters over... The woman's good. Anna Kasparsian or something? Turks are doing everything. You know the Young Turks? It's an underrated nationality now. He's calling Hasan Piker the underrated nationality. No. He's calling Hasan Piker this.

Underrated nationality. Insane. Turkish people. You're saying number one underrated. Ice cream tricks aside, they do everything. They do that damn well. Yeah. They do a lot.

You see the guy who just bit the cone when they gave it to him? He wouldn't let them fuck with him. He just bit into the first one. He was like, fuck you guys. I didn't see that. It is emasculating. It's very emasculating. You're talking about when they... Damn, Gelato. They're leaving boys

just with cones. Empty cones, double cones. Number one most underrated ethnicity, Turks? No, not that type of underrated. As far as prominence. Wait, what? Prominence. What type of underrated. As far as prominence. Wait, what? Prominence.

What type of underrated did you think I meant? I'm not saying they're the great, great people. Oh, okay. All right, good. They're good people. You're saying prominence. I wouldn't make the jump to great. This is all based on...

I've never been out of the country. They're in my algorithm a lot lately. Good food? They got good food, right lot. Oh, okay. Lately. Good food? They got good food, right? No way, that's true. No. Hasan's probably in your algorithm, though. He's everywhere. You guys familiar with Hasan?

Which Hasan? Hasan Piker. He's a streamer who covers politics. Am I wrong? Are they all Turks? He was a young Turk. He was a young Turk.

Are you sure they're all Turks? It's like a type of party, almost. It's like a political voice, like the young Turks. I don't think they're all Turkish. How did they get the name? I think maybe there were some Turkish dudes at the head of it. I don't know. It might be a historic. They were founded't know. It might be a historic...

They were founded by Turks. It might be a historic allusion. I'd like to be a young Turk. I'm neither young nor Turkish. But it seems like you can just join. I think they're extreme libs, too, though. But I think it's a young person eager for radical change

in the established order. Nope. I went to school with a Turkish kid and he had a full beard when we were in like sixth grade. They will. They're hairy people. Got it like that. It was sick. And then he moved back to Turkey. Was Turkey in the World Cup? No.

I don't know. Not in the World Cup anymore though? It was Brazil. Yeah. Yeah. Your little sister's boyfriend devastated. My sister's boyfriend is Brazilian and she sent a picture of him just like with his hood up and like watching the screen and

there's just a Brazilian player crying on the camera. Oh that's amazing. So funny. Just roasting him. Yeah. Putting her boyfriend in

the group chat the family group chat for LOLs. I hope England doesn't win. Yeah that would suck. I think France is going to beat them. So I'm top dog right now by a lot. But you just have to have the winnings.

You still haven't understood the concept of this. Croatia just won against Brazil. Why can't they beat France? Why can't they beat England? They made it to the final last year. They're good. Most you have. England.

Jesus Christ. Croatia and England? You're top dog You're a top dog I apologize No money for you How much do you get Now I'm regretting it I would like to give money To anyone but Sass I don't even want the money

I just want the money I was dumb of me to say Yeah you do have to show up five days in a row For the money i just want oh great okay great it's to show up all five days to get i was dumb of me to say yeah you do have to show up five days in a row the money yeah yesterday i had a big fuck up what happened uh i woke up really early i wouldn't have said it everyone knows i wasn't here yeah yeah i don't know why say you could have said i woke up i was had a very productive morning did my laundry clean jerked off oh ste, look at his face. Productive shower. Around 11, I was like, I'm going to rest my eyes for a little bit before the yak.

Woke up. It was 3 p.m. Sleepy guy. The morning was too productive. The yak has been over for over an hour. It was like the biggest, like, holy shit. That's a power move because now they can't use that as fodder against you that they know they don't you don't care no i care you used to care now you don't okay no i don't i'm not saying you don't care about the the banter and the replies and shit oh no i don't i actually

haven't been looking at that at all hey harry the worst you know why whenever i've been asked to be on the act that i've never missed it why? Because I served myself a nice steaming cup of Stella Blue. That's facts. Hell yes. You should try it. Absolutely why. Just falling asleep for three hours in the afternoon, that sounds incredible. Four hours.

It was really bad. Check your privilege, Seth. It was like being 15 minutes. I set an alarm and everything. I must not have. I was very sleepy. No. I didn't know I was very sleepy. No. I didn't know you were very sleepy.

You're like a cat, dude. I thought you were just sleeping. I shouldn't have brought this up. How do you take a nap? I tried, dude. All-time dumb move by me. I tried, dude. You tried.

I don't really understand why I brought that up. That was awesome. You were in the crib. Are you still asleep? That was great. We had a man who could read minds on yesterday. You were good. You were fine.

Everybody was focused on him. It was bad. But you didn't set an alarm and just sleep through it. It would have been going off at 3 o'clock when you woke up. You must have banged on the alarm, or you didn't set one, or you set it for the wrong time. Oh, no, I set it. And so you just slept the entire time for hours

as the alarm was just going off next to your head giving you out that's my my one and a half year old daughter naps for two hours very tired did you have a big night the company party was at all no company party ended at you just tuckered out you're just like oh man life we went and played pool until like 8 30 and then we looked at each other and we were like, let's go home. Yeah. Well, that also sucked ass. Wait, so how many hours did you go to sleep late?

Because you're playing video games, right? Yes. Okay. There it is. Someone's got to get the job done. Someone's got to do it. Someone's got to be in the gulag. Nobody else on this side of the bus games.

Someone's got to fight the terrorists. Brynner's not going to get herself home. That's right. Yeah, I was up early pumping out Brynner tweets. She potentially saved your ass a little, Francis. I don't know, man. Right as you were heating up, Brynner got freed. That was huge.

That's true. It had to be like Lisa Leslie or somebody. One more. A bigger star. Bering. Sky Moore. Mia Hamm. Rebecca Lobo.

Yeah. Brandi Chastain. See the video of them Like They do it like in the movies I didn't realize that Do you think you would've shook hands With the person you were getting exchanged with Cause I think I would have

I'm pretty sure they did Griner and Boot That happened I don't think No I think that they went Physically cross path Yeah On a tarmac

It's crazy That's awesome No one else shook hands with Boot Road to Perdition Hold on I'll send it to you TJ That's awesome. No one else shook hands with Boot. Road to perdition. Hold on. I'll send it to you, TJ. That's awesome. I'm almost positive that the Griner and...

What airport worker was filming it? What was the guy's name? Boot. Victor Boot. I'm pretty sure they shook hands, but they cut the video before because it would have probably been a... Yeah, here it is. Oh, wow.

That's crazy. Wow. Yeah. She's in red. That's Griner in the red. That's boot. Oh, that's Griner in the red? Yeah.

The seven-foot-tall woman? Look, look. I thought it was someone else. It cut the video. That's wild. I'm pretty sure they shook hands. 100%. Well, who's hugging there?

Look. And then where's this? Oh, she leaned in for the hands this yeah i was going for the handshake wow put her back in fucking jail dude she's shaking hands with the merchant of death i don't know that i did i don't know that i agree with that take i think there's nothing more emasculating than having her gigantic flipper of a hand completely envelop his tiny little man think you can emasculate somebody named the merchant of death? I think a woman can. Like that's how we're building them in the U.S.

Look at me. I look down on you, bitch. It would have been so fucking good if it was one of those stupid like dude perfect viral videos where someone came behind the merchant of death with a little mini hoop and Grindr just dunked it. Then they put him back in jail. It's like,

psych. So we must have had guns and they must have had guns at that situation, right? Oh, definitely. Did you like a countdown for them to start to begin walking?

Yeah, I guess because like, I would never, I would try to fuck with them. It's hilarious. You go first and then just try to grab them. Yeah. It's pretty wild that that's a real thing.

Trading prisoners. Didn't we used to not negotiate with terrorists? And now we're just like, we're not terrorists, bro? Careful. I'm saying, Boot's a terrorist. We're negotiating with him as a... Is he a terrorist?

Oh my god, yeah. He's an arms dealer. I read a Twitter reply. Loose term. Yeah, they said in Russia they just hand out merchant of death tag to everyone.

Really? You just did it? They were like, anyone who sells a pistol is merchant of death. Merchant of death tag. It was a Twitter reply just so my...

It's like a translation. Yeah, I just... It's a mixed translation. Oh, so there's multiple... It just means arms dealer, but it translates to merchant of death. To mortician.

This guy had a Glock at a nightclub once. And he's been in jail since. In Manhattan, which is illegal. Chaps said that the, like I was referencing other famous nicknames, and I was like the Devil of Ramadi, and he was like, yeah, that's a misnomer even. Like the guy, Chris Kyle, who was supposed to be the Devil of Ramadi, might have embellished some of his war stories and stuff like that. So it's possible that the Merchant of Death shit is – and plus he's probably just – he's just arming coups that – it's probably shadow wars by proxy and shit.

Probably arming the other – Yeah, we're probably arming boot, dude. When are we going to Iran, dude? So I've been looking into it. You're going to help him? Yeah. He's trying to come. I would love if me, Julio, and Donnie went. Wouldn't that be sick if we all got locked up?

That would be cool. You just tried to get other people locked up. Well, I think that it's harder to lock us all up, especially if we scatter at the moment. You need somebody to throw under the bus. What WNBA player would we trade for those three? Rona's a snitch.

Snitch. Julio, just so you know. He's a snitch. He snitched on Caleb. And Chef Donnie. And Chef Donnie. For a lesson sentence. It was for a lesson sentence.

But I was looking at the same, probably some similar videos and posts that you were seeing, and they're saying there's a couple ways to get in one of them is having a foreign passport like if you have dual citizenship obviously i don't have like italian citizenship or some loophole shit like that but what you said is a if you apply for a tour group and i saw a couple videos that suggested you could do the same thing you apply for a group, but I'm worried that those are like two weeks. No, dude. Okay, you hire a guide, and you call it a tour group.

So like me, you, and Donnie could be the tour group. We have one dude who's like officially registered, and then we'd want to be with him the whole time anyway. So it would work out fine. It would be super chill, honestly. You said it would be a blast. I think it would be sick. I'm going to push back. I don't think Iran is super chill.

I do. I think it's super chill. I believe it would be chill. You said super chill. I believe it would be super chill. I stand by that. So you're standing by super chill? Yes. You'd be able to kick back and relax. Yeah. No booze, but shisha, right? They smoke a bunch.

Super chill. It would be great a bunch super chill it would be great dude the lifestyle would be nice like we could bop around like beautiful country lots of different ecosystems and like nature i understand it's a stunning country yeah hospitality if 13 different climates in the country i think that's true i mean look in your backyard. The U.S. has the best. Yeah, but, you know. How many kilometers do we got? 90 million people, I think. Big country. They have bad pollution, though.

And their pollution gets trapped by the mountains around the cities. Oh, interesting. See a picture of Iran? There's like a space needle type of thing in the center of, I think, Tehran. And you can see, like, incredible, one of the craziest views I've ever seen. The entire city, the entire mountain ranges. Is this real?

This video is fucking smoke. Is this real? This is sick. This looks awesome. CGI. Tehran is awesome. Gas. I think that was...

Maybe we should just all go. That was Anthony Rizzo's walk-up music. Yeah, it was. Okay. All right, that just looks like that yeah yeah you could get all that here oh should we deep fake it should we wag the dog it and pretend to go to iran i think if you guys made like a in-depth, wag-the-dog type video, people wouldn't be pissed. I think that... Well, the travel recommendation for Iran has been the same for, like, five years. So you click now, and it's like,

you couldn't go... You shouldn't go because they, like... Americans might be subject to random arrests and stuff like that, but they said that five years ago. State Department website's capped, dude. Yeah. So how many random americans trust

this guy i said it runs super chill there's no there's no uh detained american or maybe one or two i don't they were like military agents and like spies and shit like that they were all doing fuck shit yeah we're not going we're there to appreciate the local cuisine and, uh, exactly. Get off of debt. Yeah. Settle a debt. You guys are going with Donnie, there's a good chance you're getting arrested. He's getting arrested. He never gets arrested though. We always say he's going to get arrested.

He never gets arrested. We got close. Yeah, no. I mean, you get, that was a hell of a trip. We had a tough, we had a, he's, he's reckless. He's reckless. Yeah. We had a tough. He's reckless. He's reckless. Yeah. But that's fine.

That's who we're throwing under the bus. Yeah, fair. I don't think you two are reckless. He is reckless. Don, he's got to go. Don, he's got to go. He was walking around lion-infested territory in Zimbabwe by himself at night. Didn't he get into the water with the hippos?

That too. He did. That too? It was, I mean, my heart was... He's not reckless in the sense that he's going out causing damage. He just doesn't care about what happens to him. That would be the definition

of reckless. Yeah, it is. Not the type of reckless where you go out and look into chaos. He doesn't initiate any of it. You're saying that I do that? Yes. Not the type of reckless where you go and look into chaos. He doesn't initiate any of it. You're saying that I do that? Yes. But not in Iran.

I realize that their customs are different than ours. There's a wiggle room in the United States for tons of fuckery. There's no wiggle room there. It's a pretty serious and respectful culture more than you think man like yes you can't be a dickhead but like that yeah that's what i wouldn't want to do your rules for iran don't be a dickhead and no fuck shit yeah correct but dude like we can't walk around the fuck down the street drinking beers singing soccer anthems and with shorts on you know if we are like respectful we'll be fine if we're like chill and, you know, if we are like respectful, we'll be fine. If we're like chill and not, you know what I mean?

A decent amount of people were filming themselves and like doing, you know, handheld stick microphone or stick camera type of shit. You think that that would still be acceptable now with the protests and everything going on? Do you think that they'd be more strict about that shit? By the time we get our visas approved, it would take a while. Yes, we'll be completely fine. And I actually think, and I don't know for sure, but I suspect that even with protests

going on, it wouldn't impact us visiting. Right. There's a protest. Everyone keeps on sending me that there's this protester who was like sentenced to death or whatever, but like he was blocking the streets and stuff like that, dude. I wouldn't block the streets. We're not protesting, dude. Yeah.

That's rude. That's rude. Like, we don't live there. Why are we protesting? We're chilling. I dude. That's rude. We don't live there. Why are we protesting? I respect other cultures. Nor would I wear a rainbow shirt to Qatar. You guys should counter-protest. You should go in on the side of the government.

Link up with the regime. Wear a bunch of Iranian jerseys and memorize the national anthem, which they often refuse to sing. I was just wearing the Iranian jersey this week. What if you, think of this. What if you saw some protesters in the street and you beat the shit out of them? Yeah. And then the government.

Women protesting? Sure. Sure. The government's going to scoop you guys up and bring you to a lavish dinner. Yeah. They're going to sign us like the Live Golf Tour. They're going to give us a bonus. You guys are going to be on the pamphlets.

This would have been a great Fox bit, man. This would have worked. Well, I just don't understand why we're meddling in other countries' affairs. I think it has to do with Joe Biden. Save that for the next time you're on. Have they ghosted you? Yeah. Have they said anything?

I don't know, and I don't really want to know. It'd be funny if they did a segment roasting you. I thought they might, but then I realized I don't matter, or should I? You're a regular. What do you mean? I'm a clown. Nothing that I say should be taken seriously. That is a good attitude to have, though.

I'm here to try to be a joke. I'm a joke. And so I don't, I'm surprised that this has been as big of a thing as it is. I think he can only be positive ultimately, maybe, right? Assuming that the Fox thing potentially going away is a bummer. But like, you know, you got to put a ton of exposure and stuff from it, right? You don't have to answer this, but were you making some decent scratch-off? I wasn't making anything.

Oh. What the hell? I thought that you were losing. You guys thought I was being paid on that show? I sure did. Really? I just don't know how it works. I don't think you get paid to do an interview.

I just don't know how that shit works. Do you get paid to do interviews? Some places. I think so. But not at Barstool. No. Do you? I've always wondered that.

I'm sure like Drake would, but. Only Chet Hanks was the only people who's ever gotten paid. To come here? By you guys. Yeah, I had to pay him $2,500. That was insane. That was a weird use of we. You, yeah, yeah, I didn't.

You came up with $2,500? I'm not paying Chet Hanks for my savings. The fact that we paid him, Chet Hanks, he is a complete joke. We paid him four figures? To just be in a video with us? Say one word. Two. But he said two words twice. What did he say?

We caught him at his... Chet. He was larger than life at the time. At the time, but like you couldn't touch Chet. He wasn't even sober yet at that point. I like gasped when he rolled up on his microphone. Didn't he like drive his Harley? He was riding a microphone

Across the street Yeah he drove it right across the street He was holding a microphone He was like meet me at my favorite burger spot And then He like drove from his house to the burger spot Which is like right next door Fucking beautiful house

Right on Venice Beach Right on the water And he's like By the way I have no money Got cut off Can you buy this burger I was like yeah I guess He was like it's cash only

So we had to go to the ATM And then Yeah we he played you badly i guess the video is classic and we're still making jokes about it so it was an investment she's still uh he's uh i don't know what i was saying you just out chet he's he is yes he transitioned yeah she transitioned no we talked him down from ten10,000. He said that was his minimum for feature. We were like, well, you're saying two words. Yeah.

He's like, but I'm saying two words twice. That's still the word, I guess. That's a good negotiation. Yeah, it was $2,500. And then I tried to write it in the expense report. $2,500. I know he went home and called us white boys Yeah he did

Yeah That was when he was like Going crazy though right Like he was not the Chet that we know and love today Wait Yeah you're right he's totally sane today Now he's sober He got a new Lambo

Yeah he got a new Lambo and he let everyone know If you want to fuck with his vision, hit him up. He's hiring. He went on Z-Way. Yeah. You guys are doing well. I have his number. You ever hit him up?

No. Call him right now. Text him an apology. Let Francis pen an apology to him. You want to call Chet? Yeah, yeah. Say sorry for not paying him this full amount. Call Chet Hanks.

It still makes you sick that you couldn't come up with the full 10K. I haven't used it since I zelled him. Have you ever seen his Joker impression? It's good. It's really good. He did it on Z-Way. What's Z-Way? Z-Way's the girl?

She's a woman who, she's like a gotcha journalism. Oh, yeah, tries to catch you in racism. She's Michael. Oh, she did the, oh, with Charlemagne, I think I saw. It's in like the big pink room. She used to do it on live. It kind of now pops in a similar way to Sunday Conversations.

Yeah. The Charlemagne one, the clips from that seem very... You want to call him? You heard his Denzel impression right after the Joker one? What do you want me to say? Just tell him I said hey. Does he come off as racist? There's no way that number still works.

He's like, it's not racist. They tried to kill my wife. Oh, I did see that. Oh, it's ringing? About to be so embarrassing might use him as my phone a friend for the dozen just make your knee know for a fact he's not doing anything no he's working out right now He's probably driving his Lambo Uh oh Ah If he picked up I was going to say

Hey Chet I got Nick for you And then just throw your phone right back at him I figure you'd do some shit like that You'd never make it in Iran That's fuck shit That is fuck shit That is real fuck shit Damn I wonder what it would be like

I'm Yeah I want to go though I think that we're really moving towards Damn, I wonder what it would be like. Yeah. I want to go, though. I think that we're really moving towards it being a reality. It would be very underwhelming. Kind of like you wouldn't notice. That you're in Iran?

Or you think it would just be similar to other Persian countries? Right. Are there other Persians? What does that mean? I don't know. I just saw that they identify as Persian, not Arabic. They're not Arab. They're Persian, but they are the only one, I think.

Are they? Wait, there's only one Persian? Yeah, that Persian is synonymous, right? Yeah, Persian is the language they speak. They don't speak Arabic, and it's their ethnicity. They speak Farsi. Isn't that the same language? Persian and Farsi are the same?

Man, Egypt, Turkey, Afghanistan, Pakistan. Yeah, Farsi, right. How many Persian countries are there? There we go. Yeah, but this is just saying where do they speak a Persian language. In Afghanistan, they speak Dari. I don't know. Yeah, Persian speakers.

Watching Donnie and PFT's video, first off, hilarious. Everyone should go watch it. But I just want to rock that fit that they're all rocking. Yeah. Like, a lot of the guys in the videos I watch in Iran are just wearing, like, baseball cap and, like, fucking

short-sleeved shirts and shit like that. It's chill, dude. Iran's a cool country, if we can say that. Yes. Of course we can say that. In 1979, they had the... Great government.

...revolution, though. Yeah. Which was to make it, they threw out the Shah. And then it became way more conservative, way more religious. It looks like a Western country if you look at pictures from the 70s. From the 70s, it was like Paris. They had hippies. It was a flourishing of Western ideals in a Middle Eastern hotbed. Really? Can you look up pictures of all this? I did not know.

Do you see Iranian women with bell-bottom jeans? She went in 1970, either 8 or 9, very close to when the revolution happened. And she said that they drove from France somehow because she was a babysitter for this family. And she said that the thing that was crazy was that they, like when she was leaving, I think they were in Iran for two months, and when they were leaving, she bought a bunch of tins of caviar um and it was like proper beluga caviar and they were like you know a dollar a tin and she brought them home for her uncle who loved caviar and now those tins

would cost way more tens of thousands of dollars. Damn. Damn, why? Because it got overfished, and now you can't get beluga caviar anymore. Crazy. I don't love caviar, to be honest. It kind of tastes bad. Wait, let's see.

No, don't do Iranian women. Just do Iran in the 70s. Who's the elephant in the room? I was like, wait, what? This is only a picture. It is crazy. You see the pictures room. I was like, wait, what? This is only a picture. It is crazy. You see the pictures and you're like, wait, this looks like... I've never heard of this.

Yeah. Yeah. Dude, there's a really good documentary, Roan, if you want to take away the jitters. It's called Our Man in Tehran. It's about some guy who married a Persian woman. Look at that picture right there. Go up. Super funny.

Right there. Click that one that looks that could be like New York City yeah their crosswalks are sketchy

because or like just no one stops like you just have to kind of wade through the crosswalks Casablanca was like that damn so their revolution

really fucked them up I'm not seeing what you guys are seeing what are you talking about I'm just seeing like families and shit well I mean the fact that the women are able to dress however they want.

They can wear, they can uncover their legs, have their hair out. There was no religious, you know, zealotry really. And then it was overthrown and the country moved hard back into sort of Muslim, you know, conservatism. And that's when they elected the supreme leader, the Ayatollah. Khomeini. Khomeini. I think it was Khomeini first.

Khomeini. Now it's Khomeini or it was vice versa. But you're absolutely right. I actually don't know what I'm talking about. It sounded good, though. Damn. This is too nice. He's like, you might be right.

That's right. One of them was first and then the other. And the only thing that changed was an O and an A. Really? Yeah, it was Kamini first, I think, and then it became Komini. That kind of rules. Wait, was it... Do you want to come to Iran with us?

Yeah, dude. I don't want to. I mean, I want to go. Yeah, go. Julio said it's super chill. It's chill as fuck. I'm telling you, dude. No, not chill as fuck.

Oh, sorry. Super chill. Super chill. I don't intend to use profanity on there. That's more like a rack. Yeah. I mean this. Like, I'm not even doing a bit.

Like, I swear to God. I know you do. That's why you're crazy. But, dude, say the word, man. I'll start. The word. I'll start setting up guides. Word's been said.

He has to go. And I would much prefer to go with some. Wait, so, Zah, how many goals did you have? I'm in the clear. You're in the clear? You're about done. You're locked into the punishment zone. Oh, yeah, you're in the second...

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, you're getting punished by... He's clinched the punishment. He's clinched the punishment. He clinched the punishment. Yeah, he clinched the punishment. So we're just good. But by the way... Hey, Zah, you're going to Iraq. If Sash wanted that to be the punishment. So we're just good. But by the way...

Hey, Zai, you're going to Iraq. If Sass finds out, I'll be down. That's the only part of the world I haven't been to. Come to Iran with us. Should that be part of the punishment? Middle East and the Far East and I'm done. Sass is in the punishment chooser spot right now. Sass, send him with us.

You're in Australia, Zai? I'm going to choose myself. Oh, yeah, that counts. Would you? I would go. I'd love to go to choose myself. Oh, yeah, that counts. Would you? I would go. I'd love to go to New Zealand. You've got a whole squad going. I don't know if you'd be able to make it.

The flight's probably like 2 p.m. Yeah. In the middle of your nap. Close my eyes for a split second. Close your eyes for five minutes. That's a wild confession, man. Fuck, you guys are in Iran, aren't you? I was thinking about it.

I was like, I would suck a dick for 15 minutes of nap. We all thought you were just doing a show or something. I would suck a dick just so I could close my eyes for 15 minutes. And Sass is like, I accidentally slept for four hours in the middle of the day. Then I woke up and there was a mice in my room and I had to. What? You said what? The British rapper. I had to What? You said what? The British rapper

I had to get busy How many? Well you were well rested for the war Against the mouse Well yeah I had to go At all your strength I got a nice I walked to Home Depot

Got myself a draft guard So they can't come into my room anymore You just You just did that. Yeah. He'd been building a pile in front of you. There hasn't been. Where are they coming in from?

I don't know. There hasn't been any mice for months. That's Sass's strategy with the mice is very like not selfish, but like he cares about his room and nothing. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's mouse in your room. It's kind of like and nothing else. Yeah. Well, I mean, you wake up and there's a mouse in your room. It's kind of like,

holy shit. Yeah, we got to clear this up. It's a little worse than them being in the living room. But I also bought draft guards for my boys. Oh, fuck yeah.

Look at that. Hell yeah. Build that wall. I bought three draft guards. Yeah. You are a three-door household. No one's ever in our apartment anymore

for some reason. I don't know where the fuck everyone went. I'm living alone pretty much. We probably were like, we don't want to bother Sass's nap time. He could be sleeping at any hour. Might be the gaming. It's getting a little much.

Yeah. Screaming at four in the morning. Once I realized that you were gaming, then the nap makes sense. Because that is such like a, I stayed up way too late playing video games. Holy shit. And I like convinced myself. I'm like, well, whatever. No one gives a fuck about it.

No, say it. Say it. You're confessing and it's kind of fun. No, I was going to say, it's like I'm like, oh, I wasn't drinking. So I'm going to feel fine in the morning. But then I realized I got like two hours of sleep. And I'm like, oh shit. I still don't feel fine.

But then you woke up and you're like, I'm going to be productive. Yeah, because I woke up early and I felt good. Sometimes you know how you wake up early and you're like, I'm going to be productive. Yeah, because I woke up early and I felt good. Sometimes you know how you wake up early and you're like, I feel fine. And then it hit me. Yeah. Quick five minute nap turned into a quick four hour nap. TJ, can we spin the wheel real quick? Because Ron and I got to go.

You guys got to keep yakking though. It's been fun. It's been fun. It's going down to Providence. We're going down to Providence. Up and rowdy. Go buy it right now. Buy R&R.com. Buy R&R. I saw the tank took a tumble. Oh, my.

Can we watch that? Can we watch that? I don't know if I can. I don't want to dox the picture I sent the group chat last night. It was tweeted. Oh, thank God. Yeah. That was maybe the greatest.

Do you guys see this? No. Email. Email. So, Frank emailed. There's probably 50 of us. Behind the scenes, staff, on camera, everyone who's going to Providence. It's like the list of what the show run is and everything, just all the communication. It's usually used for just the producers being like, here's where you need to be, when, where, whatever.

Frank sends an email, reply all to everyone. He says, I have a table at fleming's i'll wait to order and then table for four table for four fleming's i'll wait to order he sends us to 50 people like 35 of us not even in providence yet and uh he's like no one there hour and a half later it's just a reply from four of the women who work for us. And it's like, what was the reply on the email? Frank and the Frankettes. Frank and the Frankettes.

So glad someone went. Get a beautiful dinner. This is heartwarming. I'm so glad someone went. It really is. Yeah. It was such an awesome update. Him with his thumbs up.

It also looks like a pretty nice restaurant. Yeah. You think he... And also, you know he went because it was Fleming. Oh, yes. He definitely told them, like, I'm... He said no Fleming's discount. He said no Fleming's discount.

Oh, really? Yeah, he said no discount. That's fucked up. How do you not give him a discount? No, he's Fleming. He's Fleming. Going out to dinner with them is such justice because of how heroically he broke up that fight.

Yes. Like, he was going down with the ship. Help was the best part of that. Help! Help! These guys, balls crossed. How about that? I think it sounds pretty gay.

No, wait. Play, play, play from the beginning. So how do you guys feel about tomorrow night? These guys, again, you kind of look like this is an even matchup. All right, go right to it. I'm going to beat his dick in the dirt. Dragging balls across the face, beating dicks in the dirt. How do you feel about that? I think it sounds pretty gay. I'm beating dick in the dirt. Yeah, I guess so. gonna be his dick in the dirt dragon balls across the face beating dicks in the dirt I think it sounds pretty gay, but

Yeah, I guess so Frank Beck. We can have Holden on. He was like Jeff Bain. Is that the cop that said that? It has to be, right? Yeah, is Frank okay? We don't give Frank enough credit for his name just being funny. Frank Fleming. Yeah, so funny. This is a funny name.

His middle name is like Eugene or something. It's funnier. He has a funny funny name. His middle name is like Eugene or something. It's funnier. He has a funny middle name. It's on the same realm as Eugene or Stuart. God, that video is so fucking good. What is Frank's middle name? How do you think that felt for that guy? Is it like Cecil or something?

Yeah, it's funny. It sounds like an onomatopoeia. Is the chat guessing? Because we said it before. We said it a couple times. It was a segment. They're catching an onomatopoeia. Is the chat guessing? We said it before. It was a segment. Oh, fuck. I'm getting a D. Is it ethnic, Italian, or Irish?

You got it, Che? Earl. Was I right? Just like Stuart or Eugene. Earl Fleming. Holy fuck. The Earl of Sandwich. Francis Earl Fleming. Holy fuck. The Earl of Sandwich. Francis Earl Fleming sounds like a dude who got 500 dudes to try to overthrow the French government and failed miserably.

Francis Earl Fleming's revenge. Damn. I'd love to know what that dude in the blue experienced. He's going in for the fight and all of a sudden there's just 300 pounds Attached to his back Weighing him down The way that Frank killed that mouse in the studio The other day

He's fearless He's truly fearless He doesn't fear these small trivial things There was a mouse running through Troop's stream And he just stepped on it He closed the door. He closed the door. It was still alive and so he kept the door shut

and stepped on the mouse. You need him in your apartment, dude. In Jersey Jerry's you should just be exterminators. Did it walk up? Yeah. Oh shit. I told you guys I noticed the swastikas in my fucking apartment. Yeah. In the lobby. In the walkway. I noticed this, the swastikas in my fucking apartment.

Yeah. Dude, in the lobby. In the walkway. In the lobby of my apartment. Indeniably swastika. I noticed this yesterday. There's just swastikas everywhere. You mean like? On the tiles are swastikas.

Oh, shit. I can send the picture in the group chat. Yeah. That could probably, that's a reason to break the lease. Oh, yeah. I said I'm not paying rent until they remove them. Yeah. Spin the wheel, TJ.

We do got to go. Yeah, look at that. He just pulls it right on his face. Look at his smile. That's the rush you get. Should we do one of the ads after the wheel? Yeah. And Ronan and I got to go.

I sent you in the group chat. Just a blatant swastika. Wet would suck for you guys right now. Okay, let's go. Team wheel. Let's go, let's go. Let's go. When are we doing the gift price wheel? Let's do it next

Monday, yeah. Alright. Alright. Name wheel. Name wheel. One spin. Is it who's here or just everybody? Yeah, everyone.

TJ? Always TJ. TJ's is bad. This is the third time it's hit me. Okay. Let's go to TJ's. TJ's is pretty tough. Is it?

Yeah. What happens here? Oh, no. Oh is pretty tough. Is it? Yeah. What happens here? Oh, no. Oh, no, we're good. Yeah. Oh, milk revenge, please no. Oh, classic wet. Is that just one person? No.

Explain them again. Milk revenge is the gallon milk challenge. But just one person. One person, I think. We'll get hibachi. Classic wet is everybody except one person gets wet. Classic wet is 10. I can't. We gotibachi. Classic wet is everybody except one person gets wet. Classic wet is 10. I can't.

We got to go. Classic wet's everybody but one? Yep. Is there a shower on the jet? We have to. No. We don't take. You guys have taken the jet to Providence?

With the name, we don't take slivers off. Like, if it hits. Oh, yeah. We don't. We don't. Do we take slivers? It's like Kendall Jenner shit. Do we?

I don't know. In a four minute flight. Spin it. Well, no. We're going straight from Providence to Philly tonight. That's a quote. I mean, what the fuck, dude? DJ. DJ.

I didn't do it. DJ. Boys, I've been here for a wet wheel. Sucks. Well, you guys. So what do we do? I don't know what. Where do I have to go?

You have to. We'll spin the wheel, but you have to get wet as soon as you touch down. It hits your name. So this is classic wet, so it's Eliminator style. Lands on your name. Start spinning it. You go get wet. We got to get out of here.

And there's one person that remains dry. We'll get wet when we get there. It's like Russian roulette. So we'll have to get wet when we get there? Except it's Russian roulette, except there's to remove the one lack of water. We're going to have to get wet. So we'll get wet when we get there? Yeah.

We do have to leave. Let's just spin it. What if it's one of us? If it's one of you. No, no, no. It's everyone. It's classic wet. The last person.

It's like credit card roulette. One person. One of us might get left off. One of us might get left off. I'm just going to assume. You guys will find out. You guys can leave. Yeah.

I'll just assume we're both out. Okay, okay. We'll get wet when we get there. All right. It sucks. Yeah, that sucks. I don't have a change of clothes. My shit is like someone gets $1,000, TJ.

I mean, they will have a shower in. I have so many problems. This is one of Francis' superpowers. This is great. I mean, the chat's probably loving me right now. You look good wet. No problem being wet. You love being wet and close.

No problem being wet? I'm hot all the time. You wouldn't go to like a restaurant after this. No, being wet. He loves being wet. No problem being wet. I'm hot all the time. You wouldn't go to a restaurant after that. No, but I know that my body heat will dry what I'm wearing. You know this about him? Yeah, it's a superpower. He likes being wet. Before we knew that you guys did this.

It's a superpower. You have to get soaked. That's fine. That's fine. Soaking wet underwear will pull his pants out. No problem. And walk around a little. Just did laundry, too.

I don't mind being wet. I'm gonna win this. I'm gonna be the driest in the office. It is cold out though. I can already see me first round. Fuck, dude! Alright, we gotta go. I mean, I'm actually more mad that I'm missing the rest of this. You love it when

we get wet. You're a sick fuck. You film people going in and doing it? Yeah. Huh? Yeah. God damn it. Yeah. And if you're not wet enough when you come out.

Julie Hill's never going to want to come back on. This is what happens in this place. Ride or die, baby. All right, so as soon as it hits your name, you got to run in and do it. All right, let's go, Rowan. We got to go because we are going to be late. Anyone? You guys can take notes from my pile.

Me too. I'm actually supposed to go to Providence too. See you, Rowan. So we will send it on state. TJ, we'll just text you the updates, and you can tweet them from the Yak. Rowan and I, as soon as we get to the arena, we'll get wet. I'll just walk around the arena wet.

Fuck. Sorry, man'll get wet. I'll just walk around the arena wet. Fuck. Yeah, I'm sorry, man. That sucks. Later. I don't know if I'd rather be wet on a private jet or wet for the evening. Probably travel, yeah. Wet on a jet is sick.

How long is the flight to Providence? It's got to be 10 minutes. I don't know if they take off. It just might be a long runway. Yeah. It's a road. It's got to be 10 minutes. I don't know if they take off. It just might be a long runway. Yeah. It's a road. It's so close. Small airport.

That jet is why we had our holiday party. Yeah. I always try to get out of the company parties, and getting out of that one was tricky because it just was like, all right, party time. I was like, I can't make it. Yeah, I know. You're here. It was nice. I had a nice time. I got out of it. was like all right party time i was like i can't make it yeah i know you're here yeah it was nice i had a nice time i got out of it i like that shit you do i didn't

go to this one but yeah you weren't feeling well it was fun i i like drinking with our anyone a little too drunk we all left pretty early i didn't stay super long okay um because i was dealing with a calamity oh yeah yes and i wasn't in the mood day was it the same day small talk yeah that was a crazy phone call man francis calls me he goes dude i know you say that like sometimes i bring this out myself but get this and i said i got one for you oh oh we have a shit wait what somebody what? Somebody's shitting. Oh. You just tried to open the door? The way you said it, I thought somebody shit their pants.

Well, it's a bathroom as well. Billy just brought his dog in. Oh, yeah, that'll shit today, too. Does he do that? Sometimes. You gotta bring yours in, man. Not with that fucking tank around. I think we have somebody shitting.

That's a pit bull. Those dogs will rip your child's face to pieces. Matter of time. Can I ask you guys about this? So I noticed that he is currently wearing fewer, like less clothing than he was an hour ago. What is the protocol? You have to just wear, you have to wear something on your. I'm going to take my shoes and socks off.

I'm going to take my shoes myself. You have to wear a top and a bottom. So I could theoretically. Actually, I don't think you have. You could go in naked, but you have to walk out. Yes. Come out how you want in.

Okay, cool. So you can go in your boxers? Yes. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. Who is that? Who's the...

Who's that guy? Is he... He was wet. He was wet. I was like, yo, he just did it on his own? He was drenched.

I thought for sure he looked sopping. Wait, who was that? I thought it was Enrique. I thought it was a wet Enrique. I was so high, I thought he did it. I thought he did it. Damn. Beat us to the punch.

That would have been a power move. Yeah. Just like, sorry, I was, oh, you're trying to get in here That would have been a power move. Just like, sorry, I was, oh, you're trying to get in here to get wet? I was too. I was. Just a big fan. Great minds. He's the wettest dry man I've ever seen we all thought he was wet right

yeah he looked like uh peter parker when he goes bad in the third spider-man dude yeah i just look wet i can yeah i get that a lot I swear I'm dry but you look so yeah wet you know you know who looks wet a lot is is Julio me too apparently this is a thing you are wet you just are wet all the time oh I had a run where I was like I just constantly was wet which sucks it's sad I was like it destroyed my self-esteem like I would stay sad. I was like, it destroyed my self-esteem. Like, I would stay in because I was like, every time I go somewhere and a picture is taken of me or people see me, they're like, did you just work out? And it was tough. Did you do it, sir?

No, they're going in ahead of me since they're leaving. Oh, they're doing it now. Wow. Heroes. Okay. Changed their clothes. King behavior. I did as well. Company men. Oh. Changed their clothes. I did as well.

Company men. Oh, you put on clothes to get. Yeah, because I don't want to go home after this. I was hoping we were going to go play some pool. I had that feeling. Yeah. I had that thought. I'm going to go rip some pool.

I got to go play soaking wet. Yeah. I'll tell you where we're not going. Let's go to the Koreatown place. They won't even notice. We fucking do. We're like, let's. I feel like this is usual.

People just come in here sopping all the time mean we usually go to we usually go to that night and it was like the shittiest pool bar ever i thought it was like a korean thing no we went it was in koreatown and it was in a building where you enter the elevator and five starters of the 12 floors were karaoke lounges and the dude in the elevator was throwing major toot. Yeah, he wasn't happy. Major toot. I was asking him questions. And wet. Oh, wow. Well, he did it. Wet out of the way. Roof of wet. Wow. I don't know about that move.

I saw a comment saying that the plane was going to crash if we didn't get wet. Oh, no. Oh, my God. The worst part is they might not be wrong. Once I saw that comment, I was like, well... Did you guys do a freezing one? Why are you shivering? Because it gets cold as fuck. The worst part is they might not be wrong. Once I saw that comment, I was like, well. Did you guys do a freezing one? Why are you shivering?

Because it gets cold as fuck. It's cold when you get out of the shower. Forgot about that. Wait, what if one of you guys win? Keep us on so that way we know if we were. That would be funny. Wet for nothing. Yeah, I saw that comment and I was like, fuck.

Yeah, that would fuck with me. Wet for nothing is kind of like brownie points for the wheel, though. All right, we're going to grab our bags and go. Have the men. I don't know. I don't know. Have fun. Have a sec. Oh, yeah, good.

See ya. Fun tonight Bye Rom Bye roughandrowdy.com Bye rnr.com Dude later Wet pounds Who's Travis Barker? Just to think

How much better He'd have fared Had he been wet When his plane went down He still survived The plane crash Yeah Did he get burned?

Horrific burns Did he? Horrific burns Everyone else died, right? You said it was like some insane... That's so fucked up. Everybody else died. There was one other guy who survived,

but that guy killed himself. He just started flying again, right? Yeah, just this past year. You want to hear this? I once hooked up with a girl, and then I didn't keep up with her, and a few years later, I was like,

I wonder what she's up to, and I went to her Facebook profile, and it was like, plane crash survivor. She was on that plane? No, no. She was on another plane that crashed and she somehow survived. Was it like a... Did you need to start

it off that you hooked up with her and you quit talking to her? I think he did. I didn't quit talking to her. We just like went separate ways. I feel like it needed a bit of confidence. Did you see it in her eyes? Let's fucking bend her over. She used to be screaming when I was fucking her. When I come to find out she got bit by her dad.

All the time. Dramatic experience. There's this one chick, giant titties. I used to fuck her so hard, dude. Just motorboating every night. Come in this tent and... Anyway. Turned out.

Yeah, I don't know. Like, maybe I probably could have left that out. No, I thought that was... Yeah. It's... I was checking it because why would I be checking... Like, you know what I mean? If I, like, knew her well, like, I would know that already.

You had to include... I was like, I wonder what she's up to. And lo and behold, she now travels... I mean, just blowing her back out. She travels around speaking about it, too. Which is fucking crazy. It's her job. On a plane?

Wait, did she... This happened after or before? After. Dude, the craziest is... I survived a plane crash. There's no way's her job on a plane this happened after or before after the craziest i survive a plane crash there's no way i'm getting on a dude have you ever heard the stories of people who have survived playing like they're like obviously playing planes crash and don't not everyone dies it's like not like a crazy thing to happen but um i i've heard stories people getting in plane crashes and they have to get on like they land at an airport and then they have to get on a plane like the next day and fly back home oh you didn't think they have to get on, like they land at an airport and then they have to get on a plane like the next day

and fly back home. Oh, you didn't think about that? They didn't get all the way home. Oh my God. Oh boy. He's wet. That's crazy. Zah is wet.

Legend. Shirtless. That's a good move. That's a man who has plans after this. Hasn't Harrison Ford been in like nine plane crashes? He's had a bunch of emergency landings and

I think he has also been in some crashes what it's cause he's always flying flying records homemade planes oh

oh okay his survival rate in those is actually high yeah who's the guy that just kept compared to what like a commercial airline

you're fucking done you're done really like I don't know but like usually I think I don't know those little planes like they're like kites they crash? Like, I don't know. Like, usually, I think. I don't know. Those little planes, like, they're like kites.

Yeah, they crash all the time. They don't have as much fuel. You see the guy who set up a fake crash. He was trying to get a sponsorship from, like, Ridge Wallet, I think. I do remember that. He filmed it. He's in big trouble. He's, like, going to prison.

Yeah, he's in big trouble. It was a pretty sick video, though. No, dude, it's so blatantly fake. It's like one of the engines is off. He still did that shit. And he's like, fuck it, I'm jumping out of the plane. And everyone was like, in what scenario would this ever be the first thing you think of? Right, yeah.

It's like I always fly with a parachute. They're like, no, you don't. This girl I used to fuck so hard reposted that video onto her Facebook wall. I remember that girl. I remember, because I remember you were just really just laying it down. Yeah, you were nutting in her butt. Yeah, I was doing it. Constantly.

And she wanted more and more, and I would give it to her. She was a big fan of that guy. Yeah, she retweeted that video. There was this one girl who used to just squirt for me She used to hate flying She used to just fucking beg for it She was afraid of spiders too It's crazy to see Jay are you up next

the idea of like graphically explaining it before anyway you're just talking about how you fucking crush it I saw you getting changed

so I just assumed preparing Steve and Jay's gambling picks have lost their steam Jay you know I won that bet right it's really yesterday

which one I took the box money line when it was 3 to 16 oh yes yeah their steam. Jay, you know I won that bet, right? It's really... It's their day? Which one? I took the Bucs money line when it was 3-16. Oh, yes. Yeah, you told me no. I said yes. Yeah, I mean, we looked awful. You took Bucs money line?

When it was 3-16 in the fourth. Oh. I said, I know Brady's going to come back from this. Oh, wow. Yeah, and he did. That's crazy. He scored with like three seconds left. Twice.

Yeah. That was fucking nuts. All right. Still got it. See here. Oh, KB gets the wettest. Oh, good. I'm excited.

You guys are going to love this. You guys are going to love this. You guys are going to love this. Wait until the fellas get a load of this. Somehow that sweatshirt will become transparent. KB gets so wet, and his shirts absorb so much water. Can we show the clip of him when he got greedy? You think he's going in with the hat on? He's looking more and more jacked every day.

Yeah, his arms are looking huge. He gets more and more pipey, pipey central. Is he grabbing water real quick? He literally said that he might have to switch gyms because the dumbbells are too small. He said that? Yeah. Did he really? He's like maxed out at the 75s, and he's like, that's not heavy enough for me anymore.

What lift is he doing that? Benching Like he's doing dumbbell press Yeah cause we started a rumor That he was doing 60 pound inclines to failure And he got so mad Cause he does more? He doesn't go to failure he can't go to failure

He can't fail Well he could I don't think so Francis You think you're the only person that can make jokes you think you're the first you think you're the one that can do it that's nick that's impossible there's this new impression of me going around that i talk like like uh like a total douche what is it it's just everyone does it and now it's now it's who i am and i guess maybe that is how i talk does it upset you no

do i impersonate you ever no really right no occasionally we'll like talk slow and like that's not that you talk slow but that that's the joke is that you talk yeah i do talk slowly i'm not trying to rip on you. No, no. I think you have a good pace. I choose my words, but I... Except in that hot mic. Yeah. Oh, I like Mr. Filler word over here.

It's so bad. I'm so embarrassed by that. Was there a part specifically that makes you cringe the most when you listen back to it? Like one statement? For whatever reason i don't i wish i hadn't said my wife because i did wish i hadn't invoked her at all yeah well i mean also in your defense you didn't think it was gonna be yeah yeah dude yeah you can't just like not talk about your wife and we've all said way worse ever thinking the it wasn't recording yeah

this is very lucky frankly that i said what i said and you sounded like a reasonable dude bro i think you come out of it being like if this is who francis really is like that's a solid i mean you got a mark ruffalo if i if i had talked uh there's just i say such crazy shit all the time and i there are a lot of things that i say which had they been caught on that mic i would be fired again you're a man who likes to converse i need to i need to dial it up dial it in i need to button it up you know what we should do dude a lot there's a retreat where you're not allowed to talk at all but you can like walk by people but you're not allowed to for like four or five days oh really could be kind of sick well i had pitched but you're not allowed to just for like four or five days. Oh really? Could be kind of sick.

Well, I had pitched to you the idea of you, me, and like two, two of our buddies once a year, go to a place for three or four days where the purpose of the trip is that you can just say anything you want and not get in trouble. So a total adherence to four walls,

whatever we say here stays here. We can say anything. Can you talk about it outside of those four walls? No. I just have to be like, wow, Francis was really racist. I have to live with that. Anything. Anything you want to say.

That's therapeutic. If you think you're going to think that, you maybe shouldn't come. Why did KB just spawn out in a different outfit than he went in with? How did he do that? He went in with a completely different outfit on. Where did this come from? Wearing shorts under your bed?

Stand up. Did the water change your proportions? You're a differently built man. Why is this a completely different outfit Than you walked in with Find wet clothes in there Yeah That's the conspiracy Kyle didn't get in the shower he just put on wet clothes

You fucking liar That's impressive Put on wet clothes I'm not buying that Kyle do you want to play some tennis this weekend? Hold on Yes How's your game coming along dude?

It's I don't have any of the fundamentals But Is your girl like patient with you and teaching you? Yeah she's good about it I can hit it back and forth. I have the standard ability to do that. It must be disheartening because of how good she is.

I love that. I love that. I was watching her and Francis play, and that was awesome. Francis is good. He's very good, yeah. I've always said this. Francis is the best tennis player who didn't play competitively I've ever seen. It's got to be the least surprising. You're always saying it.

Am I? He was very impressive. He's really good. He's a really good tennis player. Well, I learned from this girl whose eyes I used to come in. Yeah, you did. I used to nut in her eyeballs. Oh my god, you did. And I didn't think of her for years and then I saw her on the tour

and I thought, my god. She's still got I saw her on the tour and I thought my god she still got it used to beat the brakes off of that person I used to force her eyes open like clockwork orange here it comes dude I was like a god in there hilarious

we're making fun of you because you could have just been like I know a girl that survived a pain in the neck I added like 20% to the story with the with my journey it wasn't a brag it was an important contextual note i think thank you for answering i appreciate it because the story doesn't matter as much to us it's all been downhill for her after you yeah like who like it's just crazy the that like, we had this like fun night, like a big group.

What the hell? What the fuck? Get that shit out of here. I didn't mean in the bedroom antics. I meant in general. What the fuck was that? Here's pictures,

here's a video of us. Hey, should we spin again? I'm so cold. Oh, do an ad? Yep. Got it, Sassy. Yes. Do we already do the first one?

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Both, dude. I was so good, I'm going again. Really? Is this it? Why do you guys believe everything I say? Everybody else can joke and goof and gaffe, but I can't. That's believable. I don't know.

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Lowest price guaranteed. Terms apply. Game time. Let's spin this shit. I don't want to be wet, dude. It looks miserable. I'm so cold. You have to wear it until it dries?

Yeah, you can go change after the show. All right. For the dry mans in this room. Maybe. Exciting. Can I read you guys some emails from some angry people? I would really like that.

Like Fox fans. Hardcore. Do they guess your email? I had it on my website, forgetting that I had it. It was for inquiries or something, and then I took it down. And now my manager is getting them because his email is still up, and he sent me one as a joke. Is he enjoying this? he does not love it so here's one this was to my manager you better tell your leftist piece of shit boy

that conservatives do not like the bullshit he pulled by using a fox news show to get his messaging out and then turn around and call Jesse Waters a spreader of hate, all because he is such a panty waste that he lets his wife wear the pants in the family. What a fucking hypocrite to go on Fox and then say they spread hate. First, it shows that he is well suited to only sports, having no clue that Fox is one of the only actual news networks out there that reports the actual news. And what? He does not even realize that the real spreaders of hate in this country are networks like CNN and MSNBC,

who lied for four years about Russian collusion, as well as lie about anything else having to do with conservatives? By the way, I only know the name Barstool Sports because my adult son... No, he didn't. He dropped adult son. And his buddies tell me they like it. Guess what? My son sent me a text this morning saying he will never listen or watch their bullshit show again. Maybe your boy does not realize that most sports fans are not leftists but are conservatives.

Can't wait for the fallout to hit him hard. What a pathetic leftist twerp he is exclamation point where'd he get that statistic about sports fans in his gut that came right from his gut that i'm going fake somebody's fucking somebody adult son is no one's saying that surprised man That didn't even add anything. We would assume he was... Adult Son's very funny. Adult Son, flag it. Somehow, it's super funny.

That is a dead giveaway of a troll. Yeah, that one's funny. There's one... I guarantee you my dad email. That's your dad. Guarantee you. Has he seen his dad's Twitter? No.

His dad's a very famous... He's getting famous as a Twitter troll. And his dad is an Uberber driver in raleigh north carolina yeah people are like recognizing him they're like are you doug winoy yeah his alter ego um what's he gotta start in the pickleball forums and now on facebook venomous snake groups and now he's taking it to twitter he's amassed 10k followers very quickly very quickly he's doing the grinder wave now is he on the Griner wave? He said we should have kept her in there longer

to gain intel on Russia. He's a good troll because he changes his bio to who he's trolling at the moment. Every single week. Every single week. The last week he was a Travis Kelsey fan and now is it just I'm a very big lib as his bio? You do a Winoj check?

He's going to get hired here. Someone's going to nab him. Best Winoit tweet was when the voting was happening and he was just complaining about how the polls were too far away. Yeah. He couldn't get a ride to the polls, so he couldn't vote. And then he became like a 24-year-old who was doing a pre-vote bar crawl. Yeah.

Do you have a voicemail? What is this? You think you're funny? Well, my adult son isn't going to listen to you anymore. And his adult buddies. Someone sent me a voice memo. Listen to this. Yeah, you were caught on a hot mic.

So, like, are you contributing to the downfall of this country? Is that what you're saying? Because it sounds like you're saying that. Was he pissing in the beginning? I think he's in the tub. What was that? Yeah, that was a weird... Wait, listen to the start again.

Yeah, he's in the tub. That's bathtub. A wet number. He's like splashing around. It's not someone you know? I don't know that person. That's good. Oh, he's wet.

Wet man. I think boxers are the move. Boxers might be the move. That's what I'm doing. Because the pants never dry. That's the problem. Here we go. He's wet.

Proof of wet. I'm not going to share Any more of these Every time I get wet On the show People tweet at me The picture of the guy That paralyzed Drake Oh yeah

Yeah What's his name? I don't know Oh in the show Oh in that show Yeah Yeah Degrassi

So did you guys Watch the OC? No No None of you watch the OC? No. No. None of you watched the OC? No. No. Kyle did.

No, I never did. No, you didn't? No. You didn't watch it? No. Dude, it was incredible. It was during my era. It was a really good show.

All right. Never mind. They do kind of this weird... It's real people, right? No, no. It's a fictional show. The fictional one. I thought it was a reality show.

Like a Kardashian-esque... I assume that too. It's Laguna Beach. It's like the Phantom Planet intro song. That's the OC. Okay, yeah. Which was really great. Is the lead singer of that...

He was an actor. Jared Schwartzman? Yeah, he was in some movies. No, yeah. Which was really great. Is the lead singer of that? He was an actor. Jared Schwartzman? Yeah, he was in some movies. No, he's in Coconut Records. Jared Schwartzman? Schwartzman. Schwartzman? He was in some...

He's in a lot of Wes Anderson. Yeah, that guy's... Jason Schwartzman. Jason Schwartzman. He's amazing as an actor. He's great. Yeah, that's the guy that sings that song, right? No.

Al For... No. That's not right. Yes. Yes. Rushmore. Yes. Classic.

Rushmore. Rushmore. He is the only member of the band Coconut Records. He's in Phantom Planet. No, no, no, no. I thought he was in Coconut. He's in Phantom Planet. I don't think so, dude.

He is in Phantom Planet. If there were a way, I think he's in Coconut Records. I might be wrong. Hold on. I need to see. Spin that wheel. DJ. Oh, he doesn't have his headphones on because he's wet.

I don't have my phone. Or maybe he can still hear. Can you Google Jason Schwartzman? Coconut Records. What else has he done? He didn't sing that. And he's also the drummer of Phantom Planet. Oh, wow. I was just 100% correct.

That's cool. I like finding out that actors come from musical backgrounds. I like people that can really cross. Like Leto? I like that Leto. It's like randomly common. Is that good at both of those things? Yeah.

For him to be as good as he is at acting and music. Yeah. Is. Deschanel. It's as unique to me as like Deion Sanders being as good as he was at football and baseball. That's just sports though. What about like Jamie Foxx? I think that to me being so good at two totally different sports and being a professional yeah without needing to train all year round and also being that good at music and that good at acting who is the best at arts and athletics whoa uh dame what arts are we talking about? No. Like Shaq, you could argue.

No. Someone who was actually very good at it. Master P got drafted in the NBA. Yeah. Okay. Two chains. Jay Cole's good at basketball. They both played collegiate. Jay Cole tried to walk on at St. John's.

Jay Cole's good, but he wasn't as good as two chains, I don't think. The game claims to have gotten a full ride. Channing Tatum was a good football player in college. It was a small D3 college. Was it? Yeah, it was in West Virginia. Really? I think so.

One of the members of One Direction plays professional soccer, did. Really? I think so. Maybe Louie. One of them's good at golf, I know that. Niall? I think so. Maybe Louis. One of them's good at golf. I know that. Niall? I think it is Niall.

Yeah. I have to go to a wedding. I might have to just take the, I'm going to get wet. Spin it again. We'll let you pass if you object at the wedding. All right. Roan's already done it. Roan's done it.

Good. Spin it again. Che's done it right or no you changed it's gonna be me wow wow big cat's already done it okay good that makes things a little quicker uh all right let's fucking go all right where do i go That makes things a little quicker. Ah, ah. All right. Let's fucking go. All right.

Where do I go? There's a shower in there. On the other side of the steps. Francis, what are your thoughts on when big actors then get into an Ivy? Do you think they earned it? How often has that happened? A lot. I think Franco.

Natalie Portman went to harvard and but she did she did she had done uh leon the professional as a kid but then she did um star wars while she was there wow which is crazy um about it uh the hermione yeah to brown went to brown but dude these people i mean they're smart. Yeah, I believe that Emma Watson is brilliant. Emma's smart, dude. I went and saw her speak once. Did Franco get into one? He went to Columbia for graduate school or something, or maybe NYU.

So it happens. But he also has always been bookish. I remember hearing that on the set of Freaks and Geeks, he would carry a novel in his back pocket, which is Frank. That's a showman move. Kind of cunty. Didn't he go to NYU and have a run? He may have. He had like a real.

Yeah, a controversial run. A good run. A real good run, yeah. He was Chalamet, apparently. Yeah, he was Chalamet, Chlamet. Or infamous run. Is that right? Yeah.

I mean, he's still going around. What? Yeah, that's why. Apparently, he like infested NYU with Chalamet, Chlamydia. Infamous run. Is that right? Yeah. Still going around. What? Yeah, that's why. Apparently he infested NYU with Chlamydia. Not just NYU, the whole lower, the entirety of lower man. Yo, your generation is getting Chlamydia in record numbers. Isn't Chalamet like 28? Nah, they're not fucking as much.

They're all on fucking antidepressants. Is that right? Yeah, we noticed that when we were walking around the campus of Arizona. It was weird. It felt like so much different than just whatever I was in college like eight years ago. There's no dudes doing kickflips. Everyone was just stoic. Everybody I know, we used to make jokes about gonorrhea and chlamydia because we feared them so much and nobody we knew had them.

And anybody who did would not tell anybody. And now I know a lot of people, younger people, that openly talk about, oh, I had it a couple weeks ago. Yeah, chlamydia doesn't really. Yeah, it had a weird stigma for a while. It did, but it doesn't anymore. No. Wow, wet guy. Did chlamydia doesn't really. Yeah, it had a weird stigma for a while. It did, but it doesn't anymore. No. It's just wet. Wow, wet guy.

Did you go pantless? No. Wow. Did you keep your shoes on? Yeah, I took them off. Oh. Did you go sockless? Yes.

Okay. That sucked. Yeah. It sucked. Oh, yeah, it sucked. I don't know. It rarely happens anymore. This is the first time in probably months that we've had that.

I'm hoping there's some guy out there that just giggles his ass off at this. This is for you, one guy. All right. Fucking soaking wet. Yeah, dude. Yeah. I feel like it's... It sure is.

That's me. That's you. He's excited. I don't mind it. He doesn't mind it. You don't mind it. He doesn't mind it. You don't mind. People are going to be so mad if I'm the driest in the office. Yeah.

They're going to be livid. Yeah. It's going to ruin some people's weekend. No justice in the universe. You do have that effect on me. You have ruined many people's weeks. He sleeps and is dry. Yeah, it just destroys people.

You could have one or the other kid. It's literally going to destroy someone's Friday. They're going straight from watching this to the bars. Look at the babushka in there. Oh, yeah, Zah. I'm dying, man. It's fucking cold. Yeah, it's cold.

Not heat up. Cold in this room, too. My dreads take like two days to dry. Oh, yeah. Do you guys have a clear-cut coldest moment of your life? Coldest moment? Yes. Like a clear number one?

Yeah. Pittsburgh Penguins were playing the Philadelphia Flyers in Pittsburgh at the Winter Classic in Hines. Remember that? Freezing fucking cold. I was miserable when there was this line for hot chocolate or hot cider, and it was just frozen when you got back to your seat. Me and the fellas were just standing at the urinal at the troughs just warming up. That's when you got to grab your balls.

You have to grab your balls. Put your hands up. Mine was I was in New Hampshire walking to a store, and it feels like it was negative 40. I remember just being in shock. Yeah. Being like, this is insane. You're just in pain. Were you willingly walking to the store?

I was walking from our car to the store. Being in a frozen Lake Michigan was cold as well. I forgot about that. In the water. We had to break the ice to get in the water. It was superior. It was even colder. In the UP.

And we got in and you threw up. How cold was the water? I mean, it was frozen so like we had to jesus break it to get in a little bit but like it was i've done that like that was mine as well like i jumped in the fucking ocean in january on a freezing cold day and i was like hyperventilating for a half an hour yeah apparently it's good for you i guess and a wim hof before that show's sick by the way if you guys have watched the chris hemsworth disney plus show doesn't he find out that like there's a very large chance he'll get all-time?

Yeah, he has some genetic... On his mom and dad's side, so it's like 10 times more likely. So it made him retire from acting. What? Hemsworth? He's taking a break from acting to spend time with his family, yeah. Oh my god, that's crazy. Yeah, that's pretty dark.

Yeah, I mean, before that happens, that happens later in the season. Yeah. It's really uplifting before that, dude. Yeah, I mean, before that happens, that happens later in the season. Yeah. It's really uplifting before that, dude. Yeah, just skip that episode. But he does the thing where he swims 300 yards in freezing cold water for the purpose of... I'm confident I'll never do that. KB, you

will... I'm not a big fan of... A reward would have to be so much higher than it is. Within this year, you're gonna become one of those guys and you're waking up every day in the ice bath. Someone is, yeah. Like that could be next week. Inevitable.

It is. The order in the Joe Rogan ice bath. I fall for those all the time. It's neat. I click, buy it. Hey, if it doesn't work, it doesn't work. As soon as you get on Wim Hof. I'm not going to do that.

You will. You will. And then you're going to become ice bath guy every day, coming into the office, shorts and a t-shirt, negative 30. I hated those guys. I love ice baths, though. Like, I'll do it. Yeah, I hated that.

If I'm injured, I'll sit in it for like 10 minutes. I go to the bathhouse a lot, and I like the sauna straight to cold plunge. Which one? Down at Wall Street Bath Spa. Oh, dude. I've been going a lot. Like the Russian one? Yeah. Dude, I love. Oh, dude. I've been going like the Russian one. I've been going a lot. Yeah.

Dude, I love that shit. You guys need a third. I love it. Yeah, I go every other week. The thing is, I don't even enjoy it, but I love it.

Oh my God. Oh, damn. You soaked. Yep, you did it. You did the thing. Sure did it, pal. Nice. Yes.

Where are you guys all getting these extra sweatshirts? Yeah. We're on a chicken fry. Oh. She's got like hundreds of them. Yeah, she does. They're going to be freezing. Yeah, I'm going to walk home and have very much time soaking fucking wet.

I'm hosting my Marine buddy and his pregnant wife this weekend. Any hints, any tips on where to take him? They're intrepid, dude. Yeah, you're right. I'll take him on the boat. You know what you should do is you should have him take her to pound town, fucking... Risk-free.

You know, induce her pregnancy and have her drop that baby out on a plane that's going down. Yeah. Remind me of a friend of mine that used to love fucking yeah yeah that was the last guy she fucked before she got on that plane you think when it was when it was going down she thought of you for like a split second probably not come on possible yeah probably not probably not if you went and saw her do her like When it was going down, she thought of you for like a split second? Probably not. It's possible.

Probably not. Probably not. If you went and saw her do her TED Talk thing and it's just all about you, the whole thing is about you. He ended things, so my first thought was, fine, I'm going to be an independent woman. I'm going to travel. Yeah. First plane I get on. Or more like what if it was like the relationship ended and I was so just sad that I didn't see the purpose of living. I just developed this tendency to board really rickety planes with no regard for my own safety.

I was flying around with Harrison Ford all the time. This guy always trying to get sponsored by Ridge Wallets. I think it was like a flight to Venezuela. It was like something really random. She was going to Venezuela. What's the sketchiest flight you've ever been on? I don't know about that. Dude, flying on Aeroflot.

That's what you're doing. That's Russia's international, or their national airline, but no one's ever on the plane. And also just, yeah, I don't know. That's a sketchy flight to me. Do you mean just as far as like... No, no, no, like that. You're like rickety plane, old plane.

I've been on, oh, I mean, the Afghan airline is super random, Cam Air. I think one of the most dangerous flights in the world is the flight from somewhere in Alaska to Denali. Denali's in Alaska. I've done it. You've done it? And I did with a company that had crashed a month before. And the crash doesn't

kill you. You starve on the mountain. No one can rescue you. Oh my god. Yes, Denali is so far out of the map. There's a couple national parks in Alaska that you can only there's only so many ways to get there. The issues of the Arctic. Sorry, gates of the Arctic.

We have a video coming out of us in Alaska. I'm sick. You went on a rickety helicopter. It was the coolest thing I've ever done. Alaska's so sick. I want to go to Alaska so bad. You just look around. It's spectacular.

Let's spin as a Francis does. Forget how depressing of a place it is to be on, like, aside from the geography. It's breathtaking, yeah. Totally. And yeah, Anchorage is, like, super weird. It was odd. Yeah. I walked into, like, the gym and everyone looked like robots.

Something was up. That's crazy. Harry. There it is. Just outlifting everyone. The wheel is just. Yeah, dude, like how drunk the sort of like native locals are. Yeah, that's all they said.

It's really sad. And it's dark all the time. They said they drink heavily. Yeah. That too. Like it's not a place to like start talking to somebody at the bar. People like want to fight and shit. Yeah, we went to that town Whittier,

which is just one building. They had one building, but four nice bars. Yeah, it's the entire town. Yeah. That was one of the saddest places I've ever been. Really? Yeah. Yeah, it was real sad.

They don't like people coming in. You have to take the longest tunnel in North America to get in. It's only one lane, and it closes at 9 p.m. How long is the tunnel? Three and a half miles. Maybe less. I've been in long tunnels are scary. This was one lane and it looked like a mine shaft.

It was like not dude. Yeah. I got stuck in a traffic jam in a day. Tell the story. Yeah. I got stuck in a traffic jam in a six six mile tunnel in Afghanistan. Not paved. And you're surrounded by these like coal trucks.

And like there was a point where I was like, I might die. Yeah. Yeah. I would. I am not a claustrophobic person. That would fuck with me. Yeah. And there's like the cars also don't have air conditioning.

So you're hot. Or if you roll down the window, you're going to die. What's your limit for something you won't do? I don't want. Cave dive. That would be horrible. What's your limit for something you won't do? Cave dive? That would be horrible. Yeah, I don't feel like doing any shit like that. I don't feel like I'm reckless.

Okay. I know that might sound crazy, but I don't want to be anywhere where there's a war. I don't want there to be a higher likelihood than necessary of me dying. Okay. That's basically... I don't know. No, that's good. I don't want to jump out of a plane. I'm not really that interested in that.

I don't know. I have a lot more fucking... Didn't Anderson Cooper get his start with documenting war-torn areas? I don't know. Yeah, he used to go. No, Corden used to go. That's why he stopped. He saw someone who was just dying on the street, and it didn't affect him.

He was like, ah, I've got to stop this. Yeah. Frozen. Is someone taking a shit? Is he waiting for a shit? No, the shower's on. He probably thinks there's somebody in there. Is he looking for clothes? He probably thinks somebody's in there. He's looking for clothes for sure. That is one of the

downsides of going towards the end or running out of clothes. Yeah, he doesn't look wet. He does. He hurt us. Francis is in full, you just got rescued from the ocean mode right now, dude. When they put the big feet on me, it's pretty funny. You're like the guy who fell off the fucking cruise ship. Guys who get rescued always look the lamest. Yeah.

They're just like, oh, that's a bad look. Getting rescued is the least masculine thing to do. Yeah, it's tough. They're like feeding you water. You can't look steezy in a fucking... Oh, dude. Those chrome blankets. It's dork They're like feeding you water. You can't look steezy in a fucking chrome blanket. It's dorky. In theory, a chrome blanket should be steezy as fuck.

They don't. They look bad. They look whack. Those marathoners put them on after they finished the fucking marathon. That's whack. That's whack. And they shiver like they've been rescued from a house fire. No, dude.

We left it on. Oh, okay. I knew that's what it was He thought somebody Was just taking a shower Yeah he just thought Someone else Outside of the act

Was showering Note on the door That says don't go in here It's for the act Did you guys go to Barrow Alaska That's the one way north Way

We wish no Dude I was on Like the day before My flight to go there It was like kind of During COVID And the people at the hotel Were like

Please don't come To our small town if COVID were to outbreak here. And they basically convinced me that it was illegal for me to go, but it wasn't. And I tried to get a refund from Alaskan Airlines. They were like, dude, no. Is it the northernmost city in the world? It depends on how you define city. So Longyearbyen, whatever, is a town of 2,000. But there's larger,

like, resolute Canada. But it's just like a research town. City, I don't know. Well, they have like, yeah, we've talked about that. They have like a high school. The bear, yeah. The ESPN did something on it.

Looking at Alaska on the map is like a really fucked up realization. Like when you just realize that it begins above pretty much all of canada yeah even like north of yellow knife so worth of all these like northern ass places even when you're in the southernmost tip yeah fucking nuts speaking of we have you heard of slab city uh good shit oh yeah slab city california there's a part of it that's it into the wild that's that's weirder than like four in place.

That was one of the weirdest places I've ever been. And Bombay Beach. Hated Bombay Beach. Two of the weirdest. Hated Bombay Beach. That was eerie. Spin for the last person, please. Can we do the last person?

Yeah, I'm trying to get one. Assass did the Manscaped ad, didn't he? No, I did the Game Time. Who should do the Manscaped ad? Who's the one that uses their penis the most? You want me to do it? No, I got it. It's never too early to play holiday music,

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Let's find out who's the driest. First to four stays dry. First to four stays dry. First to four stays dry. Messi? Messi? 1-0 Argentina. Is it going to be Mr. Nick or Mr. Pix? Oh, jeez.

He's going down. Wow. Nope, 1-Nicky. First to what is it? First to seven. Oh. Oh, one nicky. First to what is it? First to seven. That's two nickys. We've never had a sweep for dryest. That is a bad lead on the wheel.

I don't think, I think I'm fucked. I've been a good boy. But now you're playing at home. Oh, shit. Get there. Get there, bitch. Not quite. For cheer.

Teams are maintaining their home field advantage. Stepping chest. I've never chalked so far. Aye, aye, aye, aye. This is good. I'm not going to lie. This is good. Yeah.

No! Three-two. Back in it. Yeah, you are. Yeah, you are yeah you are highest brown me you boys trying to change clothes

change clothes oh it's on the X it's a fun episode happy Friday thank you both you guys listen to Oops! The Podcast. It's called Oops!

because do you guys talk about mistakes you've made? That was how it was conceived. Sure. Yeah. If only you have something to talk about this week. When the screen goes up, Francis, the mics can still pick up until the end of the exit song so just a heads up

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Everybody, have a good weekend. Yep. Sick. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. Yeah, it's time to talk shop and do a Yankee pop. It's the act. It's the act. Thank you. It's the act It's the act It's the act

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