The Yak - The Cream Team Gives a Status Report on the Office Ice Cream Machine | The Yak 5-20-25

Episode Date: May 20, 2025

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It's a good product. It is. Great product, I'm wearing the pants now. Big Cat's gone. Is he just not here? Yeah, he says gonna be five minutes late. Oh my word Do in the mean and it's not as good as row back, but it is soft and comforting Brandon Why don't you look under your seat? Oh? No, please careful Brandon And under there you feel extra extra comfy the last few days Stuck to the bottom No way oh

Big pad a mega pad. I think it needs to be big. Oh my God I Need to take that around the city like Cinderella find her find Find who that fits okay? You said that was used to it Yes, that's for the use a mega pad. That's actually not their biggest one, but it was way cheaper to get it This was from their mystery pad selection. That's not the mega no look at that pattern So whenever Brandon's acting cranky you should have to wear that right? No free ads, but the brand is soft taco Everything about it that tacos again. No you don't put a pattern side up. Yes. You do the pattern touch I don't know a pattern side up. Yes. You do the pattern touch. I don't see oh, I hate you guys

I thought but like a fashion Show the blood that's the part that snaps around the underwear wouldn't black hide the blood black would hide the blood so much better That's for me the floral design soaks in all the blood yes No, and then what what that's so stupid It's just splattered with stains. They have another one that has like gills Dills it's I don't know you do pattern facing out so you can wear to the beach they need a man to They need a pair to a pad company that's run by my run by them What would we do baseball What would we do?

Put a baseball glove down there? I don't know. Scotch tape. You're welcome. You have to wear it. You bleed on that beautiful pattern. And no, no, no, no. I can't believe you went cheap on the Mega Pad though.

You could have, you could have expensed the big pad. Oh, I could have expensed that? I guess I could. It's bigger than that oh yeah oh my god that's like the size of Vern Troyer honestly it's probably more than half of our intro it's definitely more than half of Vern Troyer all right so so he was 39 inches I'm sorry Vern you were bigger than that. Oh, no, okay, so imagine Vern are you two eight so that's That's about I mean the man's dead and that's not one that pops up 32 inches Come on. Oh, who is that? Who's Robert Seabree? That's probably like a shorter man. That's doing that

Who's verntroyer holding? That's an edit holding that's an edit that's an edit so to a to a so 32 inches that definitely goes up to his nipples at least no 30 yeah he could he could easily dry off from the pool with that pad yeah it's a shower mat for him is he is he dare I say shorter than you think he is yes, he looked he he presents taller

Unfortunately because in the mini me he in the movies he looks taller than he looks there He is obviously a mini me, but he's not he looks waist-high He did he does look bigger in the movies That's she didn't get the biggest one I'll get the big don't worry. Please We got to have the biggest one you know what when you're sitting on. I want to put it next to the napkin It's weird when I sat down. I didn't know I was sitting on something this this does present thick Really bad on way bigger things and that that that just shows you how big it is

It's big you sat on like Haribou gummies. I did yeah, and now what I'm gonna go right in the buttocks Poopsies oopsie poopsie well those were tiny box. Yeah chairs Well, it's all thing he was sitting on that he had no idea it was like the dildo. Oh the dildo All of this started by the way because facility Tried to hide what under a chair of Tamarine Tamarine. Yeah, that's right for months and months and months And reminds you under your chair along and then on his last day He didn't think to check before you tried to execute his uh-huh. Yeah, we're sitting on that longer than you thought though

Our next draft a tambourine out of these okay, Danny Danny's been sassy. Yeah, what the fuck was that disagree? You guys notice that yeah, I walked in today said sup big cat Hello guy I don't know his hat backwards you got a little he got the balloon Now he thinks he's all fucking got a little he got the balloon. Yeah, now. He thinks he's You guys got the blue are you disappointed the balloons fell already? Well? Quality I was in here playing on there Brandon. Where's the hat I got you I? Heard you just you just gave Nick credit for it. Well. I thought it seemed like something Nick would do I texted the group I don't read it. It's um he's

He's gone. Would you like me to get it? Oh, no, it's okay. If it was in mostly chat you would uh, I wore Oh, yeah, he would come down. Oh, yeah, not true at all Funny you bring that up on mostly yet Cody texted. I'm for Donald's ad This is a problem with Brandon we gotta get you to read we're losing him. I don't know what it is Cody Cody goes I'm gonna come in I need Bosco. Oh, we get Bosco in here. Go get the hat and get Bosco Somewhere around doing sopranos takes high. Oh, I'm on Toya. Yeah, we're I'm starting to get Cody Listen, so we got a McDonald's we got a McDonald's. Yeah, I sent this last night Cody

Cody delivers our McRisbee strips and we all get excited about them. How could you not? It's McRispy strips. He texts the group, I'm gonna come in and hide behind the desk. Don't acknowledge me. And then we're gonna say, he's just gonna pop up, you know? And he comes in and just immediately Brandon's like,

is Cody hiding behind the desk? Yeah. Cody just like, yeah, yes I'm hiding behind the desk. I think this is a situation we've learned from. And then he goes, how the fuck would I know that that was? What's like literally in the group chat brand got his bag and doesn't give a fuck anymore No, I think we also need to like we need to right the wrongs that have been done in US politics

Where they spent years and years and years being like Joe Biden's fine. He's healthy. We got to just admit to everyone Brandon's Got dementia he does have does look like a guy with dementia right now. Yeah, he's lost. He's like, wait, he doesn't even know where he is right now. Dude, yeah, you look like, yeah, you go to Facebook or a telephone pole. Do you need help getting home?

We gotta take his driver's license. So we will be, I'll say that right now to the Yak audience, we will be 100% forthright on all Brandon ailments going forward. No, no, I do not have dementia. We're not gonna hide it for you. I have an easy explanation. It's either you have dementia or you don't give a fuck

about any of us or the show. I have an easy explanation. Okay, you sent that, I looked at it this morning, you sent it at about 3.30 yesterday afternoon. I was driving home. I was, or 11, I'm driving home. I'm on my drive. I see the text, oh, Yak Group chat. And then the Yak Group chat went crazy, texting for like a little bit. Almost five minutes. You're still...

I bet there were 30 texts after that. And I didn't catch up to the top of it. That's all. There was a cream team text And then there's an autism test text so pretty much exactly what happens on the act group. That's a daily occurrence Yeah, zero texts for 30 minutes, and then one text in the next three hours It went off I was driving I said I'll look at it when I get home forgot to look at it when I got home I had to go to Kenosha to go to a softball game dementia. This goes back to the commute. Yeah Really every problem in your life is you bought the wrong house. No, that's not It came to look at houses the first one he saw with the pod he was like I got a

Houses the first one he saw with the pod he was like I got a So he's gonna die no no I love my commute I love where I live I love where I live you do not love your No one loves it. I Don't love my commute, but I when I'm driving on the highway. I'm not gonna look at my text. That's irresponsible I think you know the commutes taking a long time the dementia The hat says for people who can't see it. Wait, look at me. You can zoom in. I would quit my job, but it's the only place

I can get some sleep. You know what? By the way, I didn't buy it for him. I had a box of Duvin send this box every now and then. That was in the box. Sadly, this hat is accurate. I have gotten to a point where the sleep I get at home is not as good as the sleep I get here.

Why don't you just become like an oil rigger and just do like a week on, week off, you just live in the office? Yeah. Could I do that? Could I do a week on, week off? No, no, no, week on, week off of living in the office. Why didn't you buy mama's house closer to the office

so you could stay there? Oh, because the whole point is for her to be close to the grandkids. She's closer than she was.'t you buy mama's house closer to the office so you could stay there? Oh, because the whole point is for her to be close to the grandkids. She's closer than she was. I'll buy a third house. Buy a third house. Buy a boom boom pad. Ooh.

Yeah, we could go fuck. Should buy a fuck pad, Brian. We should get a fuck pad for the boys. All right. Imagine if we had a fuck pad. Y'all want me to buy us a fuck pad? It's time to grow up and get a fuck pad. Yeah.

Michael Irvin had the White House. Let's get the White House. Let's get the White House. Let's a fuck. Yeah, I want me to buy us a fuck pad. You have to grow up and get a fuck that yeah Michael Irvin had the White House at the White House. Let's get the White House It's all fuck. I'll find us a fuck pad. Oh my god one bedroom. Is it okay if I fuck my wife there? That I don't fuck your wife with a fuck back. I don't think she'd want me to fuck Fucking your own All this is gonna be such a headache. My wife's gonna fucking hate you. Everybody hates the dude that brings his wife to the fuck pad. Top five lamest shits you can do.

Ugh. It's just all of us hanging out with our significant others. You don't bring a ciggo to the fuck pad. You don't bring a what? You don't bring a ciggo. I'm trying to get that catching on to call your significant other. Ciggo? Ciggo.

I like that. Sound like a frat. C'm trying to get that catching on to call your sister another Siggo are you saying sigo? Well? I wanted to go I wanted to be s IG dash Oh, but then I over time as it becomes popular to turn into s IG go oh Terminology it's like a terminology it becomes longer, but it becomes more it sounded too much like sicko We had to do the yeah, what was you talking about? Well once once it go becomes a daily used word Siggo can take off I know I'm going to go mode. Yeah, you're bringing your yeah, we're going to create barrel Apple pick but don't do s IGGO yet wait like a month go right now to go. I'm on my sigo arc Yeah, just loving my wife. That's it I'm in that phase of my life

Everywhere I go I have my sego Oh, yeah, what's big cap been up to? Oh, dude. He's been getting so sego. Oh fuck. Yeah. He's the man No, he sucks. Yeah Yeah You're a completely different person with that head on you look very country you look like you look very dementia Yeah, you like the uncle in a sexual harassment video you look you look like I'm sorry You just want to pass me around here. Yeah, we're going around the room here We're doing here Brandon

We have to get something out of you because if we didn't you wouldn't speak produce on the side of the road Yeah, you look like Gene Hackman right before he died. You have mid-stage dementia. You look like the real Joe Biden that's harvesting honey in Jamaica. We're waiting for a landscape gig. Profound Heimers. Profound Heimers, you said? He is profound.

I like Heimers. Wait, is Heimers going to just... Heimers is taking off. Heimers sounds cool. I hope I like Heimer's Heimer's wait is Heimer's gonna just Heimer's yeah Taking off I'm sounds cool. Ah you know me I got the Heimer's Yeah Heimer's is better Yeah, we should be making all kinds of like like cancers the big C. I like that big casino. Oh, yeah So the big sir well Kyle tried to get book for a while yeah, and I thought that had legs That didn't do anything. Oh, that's book. What was book?

By the you know that by the book textbook, I don't think that comes up enough to use it though AIDS could be the big a a The big a is pretty good Alzheimer's could also be I got the magic Yeah, sir we tested your results you have the magic you have magic oh cool So do we need to put like a phone number attached to Brandon now if he gets lost? Yeah. I have to write it on the inside of his clothes. Cause I missed- He's going to summer camp.

We'll put one of our houses. Cause I missed a text message? Multiple. I didn't see your text message. What is it when they go, it's a silver alert? It's a combination. It's a combination, yesterday you were a little off. Name one other time, it's a half.

Your motivation has been hovering right above zero. No, wait, it is. You're Juan S soda going to first base That's it, that's it. Yeah, that's it You're right here Fuck you Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you We brought we brought White Sox day back from the from the dead. I do it with you

I'm just as I'm doing the same thing always done remember we got into a gift one-up in competition Brandon And I started with a gift you haven't gotten me anything I because I have to find the perfect gift I can't fake it today. I have Rico's perfect gift. I want to see that what is it? Rico's an asshole And he's mean to me and he talks down to me and I said no more I get the perfect gift now He has to be my friend being I love it He's being has to be my friend I do like the idea of us being like the Marie Kondo for the internet just being like oh this person's happy Let's fucking get them back online and trigger them miserable again white socks. David was so zen

Everything in Dave's life was going really well, and now I think it's pretty bad Yeah, we're gonna clean up your house by dragging you back into the mud, right? You know, we're poking fun, but did you have a real beef this morning? Oh, you get me a nice gift You'd be no that was that was a joke too. Oh, that was Jerry walked in Yeah, I thought that's Jerry Jerry Jerry caught walked in called me a piece of shit. Jerry's mad at me said no This is serious yesterday. He texted me and said is John Cena gonna be on raw tonight I said there's a 70% chance. So he told his John Cena obsessed little boy,

John Cena was gonna be on Raw. John Cena was not on Raw. The boy went to bed crying and he blamed it on me. And I said- I like that Jerry uses us as Google. I said, Jerry, your kid is, I don't know, three, four years old? Put a YouTube video of John Cena on

and tell him that's raw. That's all you gotta do. YouTube is made for four year olds. Yeah. But he is, he texted me last night, he's Ryan Clark racist. I don't know. What do you know about that?

You got a white wife. Yeah, it's true. I can't speak about that. Milkshakes. Yeah, what did Robert Griffin the Third say? bringing his tall glass of milk to a concert? He is a little Robert Griffin It's it basically Ryan Clark sure he's been like this guy's corny. That's it. I would have been it. Yeah, you didn't have to do everything else All you need is the it was the baguette photo croissant croissant croissant. Oh, yeah when he was cupping the balls

Yeah, he is he's obsessed with milk. So he often refers to his white wife as white. She's a cheese tall and white milk Yeah, be like tall glass of milk leaves in the fact that she's white. Yeah, is that the problem? Yeah, he but like Everybody knows it. Yeah, it's fine if he says that and this is relevant because There was a basketball game. It was a foul Yeah, that's how we got here. Yeah, speak on it because he has a way Oh shit a basketball game. I don't understand there was a foul which is ever that never happens a basketball one time Really? Yeah, it was a foul

Is everyone okay? Not the internet. The internet's fractured. Broken. Yeah, the trickle down from the WNBA getting popular has been... Yeah, it's been a wild butterfly effect. It's been a bad thing. No, I love it. Yeah, it's like anybody happy by the success. The WNBA's not happy. It feels like everybody's...

I'm happy. I just watched the discourse and it's very funny to me. But it's the worst discourse ever. So many logic. But when you're not involved in the discourse you can just stand back and be like, oh look at them fighting. Oh, look at them fighting. There's a common foul. White people bad. Yeah, right. I was saying the other day,

it's rare you get a event that happens where Everyone immediately resorts to racism on both sides Immediately really awesome pass go they go straight to it. Yeah Yeah, and there's like think pieces and by the way you say you love it nobody loves it more than that motherfucker They just showed on screen Jack back. He is all he's all over the WNBA beat right now Yeah, and Rick is a WNBA Racist well, no yeah, he is but he's he's gonna be a WNBA fan this summer He said oh wow huge get Wow league for the W

Did you see the extended cut to there was I mean objectively there was an offensive foul right before that. Yeah, that's right Yeah, she pushed her way harder than she got Rebound you mean Steven. I think you're confused. I don't watch the games. I watched the discourse But that is the extended clip was making Extended cuts crazy unreleased footage Was narrating it it was so stiff. The post credit scene.

Yeah. You had, you probably got up to go to the bathroom. And then cut. Yeah. This is a flop also, by the way. This is also. That's an offensive foul. This is also basketball.

In any league. This is also bad, like. It's not bad. I would love the WMA fans to watch Caruso versus Jokic on Sunday. They were fucking wrestling I don't think the WMBA fans are watching the WMBA no So watching people online making sure they don't make this that Yeah It's good. I think the WMBA haters are watching the WMBA. Yeah, I love the whole thing

I like the WMBA I'll say it you have for a while Yeah, good product during the summer great great. What do you mean by good product? I hate him so much That's fun to watch basketball. They're not gonna fuck you bro all his life. Yeah Che fucking ended up being be a player would be the story that would be awesome There is we're gonna fuck lines about the Sun's Just did it again. She's on the fever now. She got treated. Yeah What's the cause of that? Sophie Cunningham who's a good player for the mercury got traded to the fever and a story came out yesterday that I think like head of security or someone see you the team and in the

Whatever legal document there was a quote saying What is it mark Bartleson or Josh Bartles? Josh Bartles teen is this yeah, this is soft Titus. This is a I Mean, he's a big ten guy who was the end of the bench Michigan man. You got a Michigan man, it is a Michigan. They're different. They're built a little bit He was he was on he was on the Michigan basketball team. It was I say I was there Is he married goals? Yeah, ah and his wife looks like Sophie Cunningham, so he's not in sigo mode Why the Ohio State has some stars that aren't either? They had a the wrestling the Olympic that's Penn State

the wrestling Olympic. No, that's Penn State. Right, Penn State turned him out. Yeah, Penn State turned him out. He was a god man until. Big god man. Until he. Oh, that's. Kyle Snyder.

Yeah. Yeah, Snyder, yeah, yeah. He was a godly man until he went to Penn State. There are a ton of prostitutes in the Bible though. That is true. Yeah, it's a profession. It's a profession, yeah. He still is a god man.

Yeah. That's true too. He still is. His non-apology quoted Peter. This profession profession mm-hmm we we still got man. Yeah is Is non apology quoted Peter he quoted Peter Yeah, like like dick sucking was the first industry yeah, yeah What about fire making that was a job job? Neither sucking dick. Yeah it is. Yeah it is. Yeah when did they start charging though?

Was it just a hobby for you? Ah! Love of the game. Hold on. Yo! I just realized you guys. Yo! Hold on.

Yo! Time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time. You got up to me about giving you a gift. I gave you a gift this very morning. Yeah About giving you a gift I gave you a gift this very morning. Yeah, you did it was awesome, and I love it Yo, give me a full-ass box like yeah, you did it was a very This is what boys do Just think you're all you're all on my ass today, and I gave you a gift This is how I show my appreciation I think, which isn't good. You gave him a full ass box? I gave him a full ass box.

Filled with WVU golf stuff, very sick. I know the coach. Is he a Mississippi man? He's a state man, yeah. I don't know about the hat. Do I need to wear it the whole show? I think you look pretty good. Well with the headphones, if I wasn't wearing

the headphones, the hat would look bad. Unfortunately that's one of the only hats I think you can pull off. You look pretty good. Well, with the headphones, if I wasn't wearing the headphones, the hat would look bad. Unfortunately, that's one of the only hats I think you can pull off. You look good. I don't think so. There's space where there shouldn't be space. Trucker hats are supposed to be. There's head when there's not supposed to be head.

That's what I've heard about you. Yeah. Oh, boy. We have fun here on the YAK. We have a great time. I guess. So Kyle's watching the rehearsal. You have a great time. I guess. So Kyle's watching the rehearsal. I'm watching the rehearsal.

Is anybody else watching the Nathan Fielder show the rehearsal? I need to catch up to it because that was one of those shows that I was like, I'm going to wait and binge it. I watched the first half of the first episode. I was like, you know what? I'm going to come back to this. OK.

It's a masterpiece. The current season is unreal. It is a masterpiece. I think it'll end up in the Smithsonian at some point, right? And they tried to cancel him. Did you see that? Yeah They see one of the singers or the singers on the it was one of the worst cancellation attempts I've ever seen where it was like a Expose in the New York Times or was like this one was like, oh, yeah

I flew out to LA multiple times on my own dime and it was all just a Nathan Fielder prank. It's like, but you signed the contract that it wasn't. Yeah, it made it funnier. Yeah. Danny, you watched. I'm on the first season still. How would season are we at second? Yeah. Okay. I'll be there in no time. Second's very different. Yeah. It's so second specifically is, is, is a Saddening that this isn't like mainstream chit chat. Oh, yeah, the third episode should be every person in this country should be talking about Anyway, so I guess you and I are on the same page with this and the reason it gets brought up is cuz Kyle That's what he texted to the group yesterday Oh the autism test yes without spoiling but also I It's not really good. Yeah, I think test. Yes, without spoiling, but also it's not really spoiling. Yeah, I think you could talk about it

without ruining the show. Nathan Fielder meets with a lady who runs an autism center of some sort, some sort of charity for autistic kids. And she shows a test that they use to determine, is it just to diagnose? In the latest episode it's like it. Yeah, it's just like a general. What'd you get on it Kyle? I? Did really bad and so the way she set it up was she said that that autistic people apparently struggle with reading facial Expression so I have this test where they show the eyes of of people reading facial expressions. So they have this test where they show the eyes of people

in some sort of emotional state, and you're supposed to look at their eyes and identify what state they're in. And basically as I'm watching the show, I was like, kinda hard. So they pull up the first question and it's a man's eyes, and you have to guess between four multiple choices like Happy like what angry upset, and I had no idea

What'd you get out of 37 because I you we 30 six or 36 we said we're gonna save it But I had already started it when yeah, you got 36 out of 30. I got 20 oh, I got 27 20 you got all right I I started doing it then I thought we might go we should do it. We should I uh I got talking to you You got 22 so that's pretty bad so 20 is tough. Okay. Is that actually are we surprised? That's fear right. That's panicked. Yeah, yeah, that's panicked. That's panicked There's some really tough ones. This is playful. That's playful. Yeah, that's playful. That's playful That's that's playful playful. Okay. I'm gonna sit back

No, I'm gonna sit bad. No, I can't tell this one. I had no idea upset. No, it's annoyed no Upset no it's annoyed no Welcome to the club brandon sleepy that looks like it's way too sad should we have just an odd Brandon do you Should we learn about yourself do what like go? Find out there are overall our overalls a show. Oh, yeah, it's like our love our penis as a group. It's not terrified. Let's go to Kyle, what is it for you? It's not arrogant.

And we'll go big Kyle. I don't remember, I didn't look at the correct answer. I didn't look at the correct answer either. This, this, oh man. It was also if you go over three minutes on this quiz it's bad. I have no idea it's none of these That dude ain't upset. He might be a little bit. Let's go. I think he's upset. Let's go upset Yeah, I think he's upset big cat. This is desire

You would think that yep Brandon Insisting That is uh, that's worried yeah his brow out of her gotta be worried Hey That is She's fantasizing. Yeah, what's our order here? It's who all around the room women are fantasizing and desire I put fantasizing for every one

Horny as fuck this guy looks friendly to me friendly That guy's pooping That's Biden Despondent yeah, I think that's probably that's what I'm going right oh My God not annoyed not hostile not Scared let's go horrified mm-hmm That girl's preoccupied brother. This looks like George Bush Yeah, how you should know what a horrified woman looks like what is it gassed?

Yeah, oh, that's not what he is It's I was hard that's like a star like a he's being smart. Yeah, I think it's Cautious no insisting. Mm-hmm This may that's just a dollar bill terrified Flirtatious That is the Benjamin. Okay, that is not flirtatious That was what I did on this that's not terrified I know this person yeah who is this that could only be regretful I don't see flirtatious or

terrified regretful feels right I like that I'm feel confident okay oh that is this is the guy who put the gun in his mouth but Dwyer he's being skeptical yes, he's side-eye you sure about that. This is Johnny Menzel The one I noticed was Keanu Reeves, and that's it anticipating Irritated disappointed depressed accusing this is accusing. What's his name the the prostitute guy Hugh? There's no way you know you have a talent Hugh Hugh Grant yeah, that is he is the prostitute that is contemplative. He is the prostitute guy This I thought was me for a second. I saw that That's thoughtful

Mmm, this is Like you baby, that's thoughtful This is Doubtful I Don't know that might have been this is a tough one. I don't know not a woman. I don't think this is this is a biz wallpaper It's a flat-ass no sense This me yeah, yeah, man. Well, it can't be decisive yeah, yeah That wasn't proof y'all do that all the time where you're like is this me and I do it and as dementia He does it every single time we play now you look at your texts That person is decisive she wants to fuck

Okay, Nick and she wants to do as well. Yeah, she wants to start first Hey, is this is this this autism quiz hitting on me? This autism quiz is begging for it. Look at her. Yeah, when I tried this last night, I had to stop about right here. Yeah, I'm going to jerk off real quick. I mean, she's grateful. No.

Really? I think she's just arrogant if anything he's friendly as a friendly guy hot yeah yeah okay We know what that is that's fantasizing about us or embarrassed that she's like wants me so bad that's that's Imploring I Don't know I don't know that one's hard. That's probably not right Robert De Niro free. I thought that was Keanu Reeves Oh, dude is freaked

I guess not young Robert De Niro free I thought that was Keanu Reeves. Oh dude is freaked I guess it's not young Robert De Niro Pupils huge he's got to be Josh Allen MVP he's rolling all pupil no idea He's defying it's more man. Yes defiant. Yeah This one oh Einstein Oh Pensieve if you're old I just assume yeah, that's it Alright

Hot hot so hot that she's interested yes All of them want to fuck me. They all really like you think we're bombing. No. We're not is that Winston Churchill. Yep Hostile white beetle. Yeah, beetle juice is what I see don't say it again It's funny. I don't usually look at a woman's eyes She's reassuring. Women don't look at me. Autism test with tits. When you think of the name Beetlejuice, do you think of the Howard Stern guy or Beetlejuice?

I think of the movie first and then I have to train myself to think of the Howard Stern guy. Okay. Yeah, now that I'm thinking about it, you know there's that theory that like, autism is just, it's just being a man. Like the most autistic is just the peak masculinity because like, you know, like don't like to hug, don't like to show affection. What if like, not eye contact is just

because you're looking at the tits? Oh my God, yeah. Yeah, it's like you're not autistic, you're just such a man. To a my God, yeah. Yeah, it's like you're not autistic, you're just such a man. To a large extent, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was science with the yak.

Yeah. I'm not a pervert on tits. So if titties went away, Right. Oh God. Would autism, I'm sorry. Yeah. That was so genuine for me. Yeah, they're looking at the vaccines,

they should be looking at the titties. Yeah, I think it's titties are the reason there's autism I mean we failed that makes sense I guess Okay, don't stop this and just look at titties. Yeah, I do too. Is there a titty test We should make just finish it just say finish and see what we got We got any more other do you want to see if you guys can beat me as a show I just We got to see what the show yeah, let's do as a group all right

Interested either interested or content and tempted or a fact interested Either interested or contented or affectionate Interested? Yeah Interested or affectionate? You're not joking She's listening Interested Impatient

That's impatient or irritated Yep They're kind of the same thing aren't they? Reflective That's not reflective, she's pissed She's probably on her period She's sad, you forgot her birthday Yeah

That's flirtatious Yep That's flirtatious Oh that's so flirtatious Oh my god They're all women now Is she dispirited confident that's confident that's confidence. Oh, yeah, that is ugly serious. Let's do a write-in ugly. Yes Yeah

Think you're going too fast concerned guilty guilty. Yeah That is oh Distrustful hot yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she's terrified. I'd her that is nervous nervous, yeah That's Suspicious I got guilty of something yeah, I'm nieces Score that I was just as a group so we want to score high no put in need needed more titties If they wanted to fuck

Okay Ooh 28? Oh alright, yeah That's good Steven? Beat me I got a 25 25 pretty bad Good job Steven Alright, but I ended up taking like, I spent hours taking like different tests

answered hundreds of questions And what did you find out? I did good And what'd you find out? I Did good Like like you took it your autistic in according to some quizzes the autism quotient yes Is pointing toward Asperger's okay, and then but another one I did was Neuro-typical like I'm good. Okay. I think I just have some traits. Yeah Yeah, yeah

Yeah, you're just a man Like who's the least autistic person you know? They probably suck hmm What does that mean I don't know About it, I'm trying what Brandon what does I think the least person. I'm trying to think of what characteristics I'm looking for. Not in this room. Yeah. Like, zero passion about any...

Like, is that such a depressed... Depressed, yeah. Just, like, not passionate about anything. I mean, Za's not very autistic. Za, I saw that putt you hit. Za, I saw that putt you hit. Za, good putt. Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.

That was sick. That was, uh was you didn't see the other 50 before Fuck that. Wait, is there a dementia test by chance? Hmm. Yeah Danny you already took it You know Danny I see what you're doing, huh? What I don't think it's funny. I don't think dimension is funny either. We have to get to the bottom of this. You are way more serious than a hat. Well, hat Brandon doesn't fuck around. Yeah, as a hated Brandon.

I'm here to sell boiled peanuts and mow your lawn and mow my grass. I really want to know what's in the Rico gift. She said it's the perfect gift. It is the perfect gift for Rico Bosco. He might be in the TikTok corner. The reason I haven't bought Kyle a gift yet, I haven't found the perfect gift for Kyle. I'm still on the search for the perfect gift.

Sometimes when I'm manteeking the perfect gift for somebody shows itself. I bought Mark and his dad a Steve Alford poster a couple of weeks ago. That's probably why. Are a lot of your perfect gifts poster based? No. That was like- Today's is a poster. That was like three months ago. But I probably why. Are a lot of your perfect gifts poster based? No. That was like... Today's is a poster. That was like three months ago. But I got it for you. You said a couple weeks ago.

Dementia. A couple weeks and three months are not that... they're cousins. They're related. All right. You know cousins. I don't know... anyway I saw this poster and it's the perfect gift for Rico Bosco. Was this at your spot? It was at my spot, yes. And he knows my tendencies and habits at this point and he messaged me on Facebook. He said, hey, I got something. What percent of his sales are you? Not very high.

Really? I spend a lot of money there. I think they do well. Oh, he's crushing. Yeah, I think they do well. You ever see a fellow big spender there and you chat him up? You see? Yeah. I'm spending thousands of dollars a money there. I think though he's crushing. Yeah, I think they do well you ever see a fellow big spender there You chat him up you see yeah, I'm spending thousands of dollars a month. Yeah, it's a problem. It is a big problem That's all I had to delete eBay off my phone after yours was getting out of control to yeah

I was still is no whoa what I just saw you opening something Glassworks oh Jesus Rico was walk through like a bird You still communicate About that piece Garth brook's hair. I don't and that's when I knew it was really bad Authenticated piece of Garth Brooks hair and I gave it away. So Rico come on in Rico All right, let's talk about Lucy Lucy's the obvious choice for the true nicotine pouch connoisseurs. That's why they're the official nicotine pouch partner of Barstool Sports. Lucy pouches go up to 12 milligrams in strength and have a unique shape that feels great. Lucy breakers are

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No, I think you treat me like shit. No, you on the March Madden streams were short with me and you were truculent and you were angry and you treated me, you famously treat me like shit. And I said, I want to make Rico Bosco my friend. And I want, cause we, we're friendly. I've never, you would agree I've never done anything to you, right?

Case race. Not, sorry. What's up guys? Anyway, so I want to make sure, I want to give you the perfect gift and lock in friendship where you can't be an asshole to me anymore. All right. You seem nervous right now. That was a result of what? You seem nervous right now. A result of what? and lock in friendship where you can't be an asshole to me anymore. Alright. You seem nervous right now.

That was a result of what? You seem nervous right now. A result of what? You talk down, you talk to me like a child. I don't talk down to you. Alright, fair enough. I don't fucking talk down to you. Who was kind of talking?

That was, yeah, that was. Speak him. Yeah, no, don't let him talk to you like that. Anyway, no matter who talks down to who, the answer is in this box. This tube. Alright. Well, he's gonna have to open it. Okay. So I'm gonna toss you the tube.

All right. This is the open end. Got it. Okay. All right, yes. Before you open it, what's your idea of a perfect gift within reason? I mean, I would imagine it's sports related

since he does the dumpster diving. Oh my God. Wow. Oh my fucking God. I would imagine it's vintage and it's probably something I really like, so. Oh my god It's probably something I really like so it is not sports related I'm gonna go saved by the bell is not sports related It's autographed oh my god Oh my god

Autographed oh my god autograph Wow Kelly god! It's autographed? Oh my god! Autographed Kelly Kapowski, Tiffany Amber Thiessen poster that I spent $80 on. That's nice. That's a huge signature. That means a lot. For you. Now, that means a lot. Now, will you declare us friends now? Yeah, we are. You bought, you officially bought the friendship.

Oh, he already, he already already up you started manhandling. I don't I don't smoke so I never knew how to roll You know put that in your room Could be kind of an awkward conversation in the bedroom a basement you made it bigger than the tube Smoked weed You made it Roll it tight all right all right doesn't smoke weed Isn't that a great gift it's a great gift he seems overjoyed doesn't seem white Why do you have to keep asking if he likes it? He doesn't seem like he cares I mean, it's a I never expected. I'm like this is a bucket list item, but I told you I texted you weeks ago Yes, yeah, you did and I said I think I found you the perfect gift Will you be my friend if it is the perfect yeah?

No, I was it the perfect gift perfect gift and you could tell it's the perfect gift because the thank-you counts almost at one Still there, but you have a man We're almost at one. Oh, it's a great gift. Yeah, I think the better would be a little awkward. Still almost there. But you have a man cave in your organization. We're getting closer. He's telling the lie. We're just watching. Good gift from a friend. Really good gift.

Right. I feel like I'm being set up. And you just received it. Yeah, he gave you a gift. Okay. I gotta give one back? No, you just say... Well, this is another way. There's like a... I said thank you.

Oh, alright! Okay, okay, okay. Yes. It's a great gift. Is it the perfect gift? No. It's the perfect gift. Yeah. Wow. Okay.

I thought so too. Yeah, he loves Kelly Karpowski He loves Tiffany and Bethesda. Perfect gift would be like a pinup of a naked NATO's No, I don't have access to that. Yeah spreading cheeks. Yeah, where you want to put it Rico? He's looking over his shoulder like with a finger on his yeah He's got a whiteboard just drawing up to play at him and Rico a little two-man game if you will Try to think of where to put that Where you want to do you have any other posters hung up? No, not a huge poster guy. You have pictures hung up Yeah, no, no in the sense of like So this one will stand out KB. Yeah, that's like I'm like

Good recovery big-time posters so this one would stand out Raymond You know yeah, it's for a nerd. So your favorite say by the bell character well Zach is an icon yeah fucking damn it man, but like who do I want it's your favorite? Favorite show favorite show favorite ran. Oh, it's not no that's my favorite Okay, that was a trend-setting show for yeah, everything coming forward. That's good Stephen Che You're my other saved by the bell lover would that have been the perfect gift for you? Maybe not the perfect gift for me

Well, I mean you're asking yeah Goddamn, I think I guess the per go if she was on board my take I wish I met her at least you get to bring it on a plane check it to oh That might be a problem Absolutely bring that on the plane they could bring out no problem. Yeah suspicious there suspicious there missile Brandon yeah, he has sorry that didn't go the way you want it planned huh hey yet sports. It's not face a vintage shop, okay? What the hell is going on with Marco Rubio

Let's see it. What's what is this? We spent two hundred and twenty seven thousand dollars for big cats YouTube channel from USAID Let's see it. What's what is this? $227,000 for big cats YouTube channel from USAID We spent 14 million dollars for social cohesion in Mali whatever the hell that means so I can go on and on I got The list here, and there's more that even bring the whole list Fake is that one of the fake ones to it's gotta be right because rones was super well He said big cat do you mean like big cats? Why would he say that about molly whatever the hell that is it big cats like saving animals like tigers? What the fuck he didn't say that it's gotta be that's gotta be right

Cuz he jokes about this tweet jokes about the soft serve machine Right cuz he jokes about this tweet jokes about the soft serve machine oh No, what is it? That's what a eyes on yeah, this is bad is this That looks very fake that looked fake in your you fell for that like that washed up on shore That's a bad fake though. They should have said like barstool big cats or something wait play it again. I Sure, that's a bad fake though. They should have said like bar still big cats or something wait play it again I mean there's other things here. We spent two hundred and twenty seven thousand dollars for big cats YouTube channel from USAID We spent fourteen million dollars for social cohesion in Mali whatever this looks very real

That's my looks fake though Yeah, it does Why is his thing in front of him the font card honorable mark or rubio see over there because he's a her cheekbones are a little too snatched for her age she looks like she's from his office I never got a dollar what the fuck this is that sucks do you see did he say from Barstool no oh so it's it's big be, okay, it's gotta be like the, like cat rescue. Do you guys still think this is real? No, I've never thought it was real.

It sounds like they do. I think the video is real, the tweet saying it was about Barstool Big Cat is wrong. Of course. Right. Oh, it is a real... The video is real. I think it looks real to me. He's probably talking just about...

This is just a guy trying to get people's... Right. Trying to make it seem like it was about Barstool big cat when in fact it was just about big cats. I'll get what you wanted to say all day, bro Yeah, he did very much That's got your culture Yeah, many people are saying Evo might be behind Hacking rones account cuz yeah ron retweeted ebos as soon as rones how real got hacked very believably Getting it to see oh

No, they did a deep thing. Oh, you s ID oh So real it had 133 subscribers there you go it's us Okay 130 followers? Okay. USAID... No, it is real. ...supports various initiatives focused on big cat conservation and related issues through its big cats big opportunities program. Fuck those animals. I want my money. opportunities program

Fuck those animals. I want my money Huh, so it's real it is oh yeah Kyle that that's tough for you and Titus Speaking of dementia mmm Nothing on the internet is real now. You can't prove that that's real You can't prove that the show is real, that we're doing right now. I want my money. That's how it is. It was never your money.

247? The money belongs to actual big cats. Fuck them cats. Yeah. Are they gonna spend it on? Yeah, right. What do they want? A yarn ball.

One big yarn ball? Yeah. Big cats like bigger toys. Like big yarn balls. Big yarn balls. Big yarn balls. Huge yarn balls. Fish frozen in ice. Rico, what's up with you?

How you doing? Good. I got to get ready for this thing. Yeah. And then you got to stream tonight. Yeah. How are you feeling about it? Not great.

You're going to be here a long time. We'll see. Yeah, I think straight into the morning. So you guys are doing the, you, Hank, Beef, and Tate are trying to beat Scottie Shufflers Sun around score of minus one How good is beef I've heard up and down real good really, but it's a scramble I know so you guys should be able to with a scramble you should be able to hover around Paul

Who are you hearing down from? I guess I don't know I've heard both like he's really good and not heard a scratch you said he's bad I don't know you definitely know no I don't was it Hunter Dickinson we can't chop it up I could chop good chop come on we could chop it's good to see you It's nice to be out. I like having you around Rico. Yeah, I know you're nice for you around more How's that Karen been doing or what's her name from your carol carol? Yeah, I actually got tagged There was another break-in or something like that and the guy commented

Was this the same guy that got the crazy guy's car who didn't lock his doors. Oh my god People are taking notice That was kind of fucked up how they came came actually for you some pile on mentality Yeah, give a little but I can't help myself. I was instigating the other day Well, what were you doing the woman put up this thing? It was like a big like structure or something She's like does anyone know what this is it seems to have What did she say it seems to have?

Gone oh, that's what it was alright. She said seems to have went up overnight right behind shop right on Richmond Avenue I said no idea But I do know the grammatically correct way to phrase it is it seems to have gone up over Oh, Rika went up overnight She said seriously, thanks for the nice to know the grammar police is hard at work. Oh, oh, I said oh for two lady the Someone said look at this douchebag, so you know whatever it's good. You're just you you you I You know, whatever. It's good. You're just... I liked that whole story arc because it just showed that, like,

you're not gonna change. You're just gonna focus on other things outside of the walls, which is good. You get your anger out somewhere else. It's like when they sign a problem child up for boxing after class just to let it all out. Yeah, right. Yeah, I gotta get my throws in. Yeah, right. Exactly.

We don't want it to happen at Big T's head. Exactly. Arrow from down the block. I just, yeah. Or is that, did your thing air yet? No. Okay, all right. Thursday.

I did throw something at Kate this morning. Oh, nice. Nice. But she told me. Several things. She did not tell him to. Just kidding. All right.

It's a good save. Good to see you. Just kidding. Thanks, Brandon, it's a good save Thanks brand a perfect gift you're welcome. All right, not your favorite character, but the perfect gift Favorite female character or your favorite item like what would have been better if it was like a lunchbox or like a no no It's mullen. That's good. I've met mullen Yeah, I know I mean more than a poster like if she autographed something else like a like no I just like to meet like oh, yeah size picture I mean the bucket list is meter talk about our favorite episodes have a read my blog yeah straining order

Don't say that Dan Well, she would do it you wouldn't know I'd be what am I gonna do she's in Matt. We're both married. Yeah Last thing how's Joe Yanks doing? Good hasn't really had a lot to get after Yeah, yeah, you talk to him talk to him here and there Monitor him. It was very interesting with Joe Yanks and Rico were both tweeting about Christian Brown at the same exact time Wow It was interesting. Yeah, sure. What were you guys together? No, just like my little thought like that happens. He's a I mean, you know basketball. He's a winning player. He is yeah

Well, they didn't win He makes winning plays. Mm-hmm. He showed up to game seven the rest of his team didn't Aaron Gordon whatever Yeah, what was yeah, why do you think yeah, Joey? Yeah, that was crazy. Why do you think? Joe Yanks tag John Fanta Oh NBA Johnny about Christian Brown the NBA Johnny What's that? He's a big NBA guy. Oh Maybe he just likes basketball big NBA guy. Where's NBA Johnny's picks today? Where is it big NBA guy? Yeah? Listen Where's NBA Johnny's picks today? Where is it big NBA guy? Yeah Listen

I'll give you the scoop. Take it Get the scoop later. All right father, too. He's a new father. Yeah new father. Oh, yeah, baby Beautiful beautiful beautiful baby NBA Johnny. Yeah, hopefully he's a father to that baby. Don't blow his life All right, thanks Rico all right Great gift Great fucking great kid perfect. You know how to give a good job Rico great job Rico I'm still in the hut for perfect gifts for all I would love a perfect I'm on the I've been Trying for your perfect gift for a while now. Yeah, well, it's gonna be tough. No, I waste all my money on gifts for myself, so

You'd have to pass me really go crazy. Yeah, you have to really go crazy Kyle. I've gotten close on Kyle a couple times Kate I haven't gotten close on you yet. You mark out the offer poster was pretty good. That's pretty close. Yeah Pretty close. you're in range one more to go one more to go Danny che I'll get you. What'd you get Danny? I'll TJ. You know you're always you're always on my mind. It's ah So yeah, certainly yeah, I've gotten close on ZA to who's the tech person back there um Stephanie back there

I gave her leaves one. I gave her gifts to I gave her tickets to a wrestling event one time. She loves wrestling So oh wow, I've already I've already taken care of her. I didn't know she loved wrestling She does she produce she was gonna produce a wrestling until yeah she wanted to be the producer wrestling until I decided it was never gonna get launched again because It wasn't as big as I wanted to be the producer of wrestling until I decided it was never gonna get launched again because It wasn't as big as I wanted to be Anyway, what else? Mountain Dew yeah golf season heating up grab a dew while you're on the course There's nothing more peaceful than a nice round of golf on a beautiful day

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Yeah, once you get got you just got to be like you got me. Yeah, I think if the guy yeah There'd be a lot funnier or you just stop the video. Just yeah, yeah fuck with him off camera Be awful off camera. Oh, no dude just tweeted that he's basically decided. He's moving ah So where he wants to live somewhere else loves Lancaster, but it always would be here where remains a question Not sure how far I'll go, but I'm doing it Is that what his phone called mincy was about? Possibly we never talked about that that way like You think mincy offered him a job?

Did you get mincing heart mincy hiring power for one person not have hiring power? I'd like to see who he's hired. He probably thinks he's hired a bunch of people. Chicks. I think he hired T Bob. Oh yeah. He does think that even though I think he found out three months after. Yeah, no, he did.

Yeah. Yeah. But he definitely does. He took credit for Megan. He did. Which is not true. Oh, oh, so Chicago, North Jersey. Norfolk. Oh, so Chicago. North Jersey?

Why would Norfolk be on that? Is that what he said? Oh, okay. Oh, what? Yeah, okay. Yeah, we know. Don't play coy. He's being coy. Oh, is this live right now? Oh, okay.

Oh, narco cops in there too. Playing the SWAT. Oh, really? Yeah, I broke a color barrier there 30 years ago. No, you didn't. Where did you play? Yeah, I played in Mississippi Valley State, so I had my fair share of the sisters, brother.

Wow. Yeah, that's good. Hold on, that guy didn't break the color barrier? Those are the white guys at Mississippi Valley? Whatever. Yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, wow, that's real deep down there, man. It a been. You don't want to be part of that.

Really? What, you knew that? I know all of them. You think it's like West Virginia? Some of the, no, no, no, I know you're talking. Let me tell you something. I've been, hey, listen, I've been to West Virginia. That's a sick fucking place

But my only thing was just being close to Pittsburgh See where he's moving to I want to go back to what you said about the sisters, right? Yeah Loving that yeah, that was pretty good check back in in a minute. They'll be said about the sisters right yeah Check back in in a minute. We'll be talking about the latinas. Yeah, they're right He is gonna base it on yeah like Broads right it's got to be broad Scott area the country has the biggest boob size Great question. What was it Texas? Yeah, California, Florida

Orange County Got some big old I think it might just be Jersey I think there's probably more fake boobs in California than a lot of heavy my boobs in Jersey regular real regular real regular reels might be like Jersey, Connecticut Roles a lot of fat naturals might also be like a sneaky like a Minnesota like Scandinavian. Oh, yeah You know I'm saying like we're talking just strictly fat natural some udders Some big old udders would you say most southern guys are tits over ass guys? I certainly am I don't know about most

I feel like they would be well No, yeah, right. Yes, exactly What well no I'm just saying maybe Scandinavian on about it like if we're talking not fake just fatty natties Straight up fatty notice Average cup size by state state but I don't yeah how do they know but this is gonna do prioritize Natty yeah no he's an ass guy right no he's definitely a rat guy oh yeah he's the rat guy I'm that was so stupid to me he's gonna be

really mad at you what percentage of titty guys I think are fakers are real ones titty guys are titty guys. What do you mean fakers? Like fake tits? Like is there a guy who has fake boobs as a deal breaker? I think every titty guy likes real ones over fake ones. Well I don't know because it's the titty guy that has the future in mind. No but if you had perfect natties and perfect perfect fakes you take the perfect natties all day

Yeah, but would you take real C's over fake D's I? Think so sees over fake. Yeah more like bees that you write start to Some good conversation You can't look what happened brought a big pussy pad today, yeah, but we also went into new do space for one second We all became to do Let's get back in there real quick. We just started we just started copying his his entire existence That which I don't think they can because of the apron Took the three team yeah way okay can't have three superstars anymore.

Well, or paid superstars. We just need to check in every three minutes and see if they're talking about it. Five second, five second. Yeah, yeah. Just get a good one. Five seconds to get out. Yeah.

If something hooks you. I want to talk about titties again now. What state has the biggest titties? Texas or California would be my favorite. Yeah, a lot of California. I mean, could you say the fattest state would have the fatt biggest titties Texas or California would be my everything yeah a lot of California I mean could you say the fattest they would have the fattest though that might be Hawaii oh Why I think they are the fattest state really Polynesia, I thought West Virginia, Mississippi farted it out every year. Oh, yeah, you're right You guys been climbing up rankings though. Oh, we're sneaking up man. Are you? Oh, we done passed so many people in education.

We're like mid 40s. Early 30s. Early 30s? What? Yeah, we're like 34th in education right now. Let's go, Brandon. Yeah, fuck them all. We're moving.

Is all the walkers left? Pfft. Pfft. Oh boy. Yeah. Damn, man. Your mom gets out of town, they get smarter. Damn.

Shit. You know I didn't mean that, Brandon, that was just a joke. Oh, just damn son. It's a funny cool Wait a minute mark. Not only did you I was just kidding I thought it for comedic effect say not only did you say it you also laughed at the heart I know, but I don't I don't actually think that that's okay Why you think we have to go to 50 get a Mississippi? No like 34? 35 maybe Okay, Ohio. Yeah, we're getting in range getting it bang Wow fuck you, Delaware Gotta be West Virginia our schools are crumbling Pennsylvania falling apart, Arizona, South Carolina

New Mexico go the rez we got 16 of you bitch Wow and us or 15 Alaska kind of wins though with that bear catching a salmon Like everyone else is like oh this city like dude the bear catching a salmon is the first result for their image. It's cool cool shit Education Alaska. We don't have time to hit the books. We got bear catching salmon out there. We gotta watch some bear catching salmon. You ever seen a bear catching salmon? You would know you don't learn how to read if you watch that. I don't know man. Ever since Zah told us

the bears kill the other bears and bears kill the baby bears. They kill the baby bears! I don't make them love me love me. Eat a snack. Do I have to mention? Ha ha ha ha ha. Is that hat hurting your head? You've been adjusting a lot.

No, this is how my grandfather Calvin wore his hat. High and low. High up here, low down here. Calvin's a cool ass grandpa name. Yeah, he was a, what am I doing? In the longest putt. Why is there an old, why is there Sigmund Freud in an alligator?

That might be Robert E. Lee. Why is there Sigmund Freud in an alligator? That's Max's face. Why is Max's face? That is Max's face on Jerry's body. Why am I fat? It's the only accurate thing in that photo. Y'all keeping score today? Yeah, I think we're having a competition

You're still up why you you had a flurry early? Yeah, but I got it all out of my sister Oh, what Titus did he was fucked up? I? Had to do it though again. Do you understand? It wasn't he just said he said Any last oh hard yet to show you that it was just a joke. So hard. You can't laugh the hardest at your own joke. I love you, but I had to do it, brother. You didn't have to do it. You know I had to do it.

Had to do it. That's the game, man. That's the game. That's what this game is. What's the latest on the cream team? Oh, yeah. They're ready to present. They got a presentation.

Yeah, yeah, I'll text them. By the way Steven Devil eggs a hundred times better than hard-boiled. I don't know if I agree with I agree wholeheartedly Devil eggs are so good Available as an app to probably deviled eggs is like I never The idea of just eggs sitting out is always who went to the bet gala Yeah, dude. What are you talking about? The deviled eggs were the best thing there. They were so fucking good. Very good.

Alright, let me get the cream cheese now. How often are people just eating hard boiled eggs? That's true, not very often. I eat them all the time. Yeah? You eat them all the time? Yeah, I have like a dozen hard boiled eggs in my fridge all the time. Really?

With like salt and pepper? No, I just eat it. It's good. It's good breakfast shell on Well that sounds crazy Cream jean I I don't go out of my way for either I Don't like the mouth nobody goes out of their way for devil. I mean order deviled eggs at a restaurant Do you know what I mean? If you go yeah when you're sitting out like when you go to like a party or something and there's just a plate of eggs I'm just like no

Everything in there is something that should not be getting she right exactly It should be more refrigerated. I eat the motherfuckers. I get weirded out like ketchup sitting out I think that should always be refrigerated even like she diners that have the bottle sitting out. She Why doesn't he yeah isn't that you refer? Yeah, you don't need to refrigerate it and I don't like the fridge really Don't know you just let that sit Parmesan cheese you don't right it can sit out or can be refrigerated It doesn't matter and then there's certain things there once you open

It then you put it in the fridge until then it could be in the pantry like ranch you can have ranch out until you open it Yeah Don't open that ranch that's my sitting out friend Yeah, my pantry not ready yet dips you can have dips out until you open them then you got a fridge room Yeah, dips you can have dips out until you open them, and then you got a fridge room The way to accept like salsa wait a second they keep that sitting on the table right weren't we supposed to have a dip week or something Yeah, oh my god. Yes next week Do you need to cook for us undervalued hummus no

I had some don't good moments with hummus over the don't let these guac boys get right flavored hummus no I had some moments with hummus over the don't let these guac boys right flavored hummus with a little olive oil drizzle on it yeah yeah we could bump that up one thanks well did like a post it said something like if you have guac that high you're a pussy We're that it's the opposite the opposite. Yeah men don't eat guac no chick food fucking guac We're doing yogurt yogurt to chick food. I wish yeah, I wish I could eat more yogurt. I love yogurt cottage cheese Oh, if you love it, you could eat it. No, it's chick food. Can't you never catch me eating a yogurt? I need a yogurt is I love a parfait. That's

chick food. The tier we did did not have onion dip on for chips. Did the yogurt places not come out and not come back after COVID? What? My favorite Jersey place was the you know where you go get the yogurt and you put the toppings in and they have the yogurt on the wall. They never can't the ones I like in Jersey never came back out for COVID is that a problem other places? Yeah Froyo. I haven't found a good Froyo place. Forever yogurt in Chicago. Forever yogurt. Oh I haven't seen it. Cream team is here. Boys. Also doing a due check check mincy you stay in the booth Zach and yet. Yeah, you want to sit real quick Zack. That's his name come on. Zach Jacob. Go ahead. Take a seat That's dressed up. They look great. Oh, they do look good

What is chae on the cream team mincy? How is your portion of the cream team gone? Okay, you have so the Mets forget to dress up and you just found somebody's jacket I think things are going so well so far Dan I'm using my Networking or whatever you want to call freeloading skills. Well, I think we've got a good lead on something. Okay The lead is on the topping dispenser. Yes. We have a very strong lead on the toppings dispenser it's company that makes them for like the McFlurries and McDonald's and Dairy Queen and We can do toppings

Such as M&Ms or Reese's etc, but also like a fudge dispenser. Wow. And is that going to be free? Yes. OK, that's great work. How did you get in touch with them? Shout out to Stooley, reached out to me. So I don't want to say that was all me, but he's a big YAC fan. You did leave with it being you. Well, I mean, people reach out to me. I don't know what to say, man.

I get messages. I answer them. You led with it being you. Networking building. Let's't know to say man. I get messages. I answer them to lead with it Let's leave it to the cream team mincey's just a he's a hired gun for the cream. That's right That's right or remember the guy does like he's the front-facing like does the interviews like I get it like in yeah These guys have worked in the movie. Yeah, they're busy. Okay Fellas so you miss guess he's done. Oh, yeah, he's done Danny fellas, so you miss guess he's done. Oh, yeah, he's done

All right cream team Hello. Hello. How we doing sir? How's it going? Do we have a strong lead strong lead very strongly on a machine? Yes, sir, and and do you have do you have something to present to us? Yes, we have a presentation Oh, okay slides for you sir. Oh wow wow okay? Whoa, that looks good. This looks cool. That's provocative cream strike oh god Now oh can I just point out something I'm worried about this too the I'm only seeing vanilla Don't worry. We'll get to that. That is a wide arm all right TJ you can go to the next slide.

OK. Oh, that's a big range. Are you guys going to talk? Zach, kick us off. So we've got quite a few. We've got quite a bit of information for you guys today. Thank you for your time. First, we'd like to go over some factors to consider

when getting into the soft serve machine. Not industry, but obtaining one for personal business use and the such. So we got a couple different price range options here. So what's gonna happen is they can go anywhere from 1,000 to 60,000 dollars. It's a big range. On the soft serve machines. Quite a bit of a range, yes.

You gotta understand some of these machines are pressure fed, some are gravity fed. As far as ice cream coming down from the hoppers into the cone for enjoyment. Pressure fed, a little bit more complex and expensive because you've got to run that compressor. Could lead to a smoother product, but gravity does also provide a great ice cream experience. Hopper size, we've got to understand if we're feeding the masses or feeding the people in a building, how much ice cream are we going to need to produce?

How much are we creaming? Exactly. So that goes into how big the hopper sizes of the machines we'll need to have to where there's not an under supply over demand. Make sure we can meet the needs of the people who are trying to get creamed. What did you guys use for your estimate in terms of how much creaming we're going to do? Well, there's more slides. Okay, got it. So not this is not question time. Not yet. I'll hold all questions. Hold all questions. Pretty please. Well, how long is that? Okay, I'd like everyone to have some questions for the boys. Yeah, like six. I'd like to get back to the screaming six slides. Not very many. We did a are or we found, in our research we found the best kind of machine, the best manufacturer

that we want to go to if we're looking for an industrial soft serve machine. And we figured out that the Taylor brand is the most reputable and the most widely used in the restaurant industry. Yeah. I have a question. Yeah. Do I ask it now or do I wait? Yeah. I have a question. Yeah. Do I ask it now or do I wait? Yeah, ask it now.

Go ahead. Are the brands relevant to us or should they have just figured out the brands on their own as the cream team? They're presenting their findings. We wanted to present our findings. I wanna know everything. When you guys, I have a question too.

Go ahead. Sure. When you're doing polling data, how many people would you poll normally? This poll specific or if I was to do any poll? Yeah, like to get like when they do polling for the presidential election, are they pulling like, say, one hundred and sixty four people or more? It's usually more a bit more.

But as long as it's a representative sample. Got it. One hundred sixty four works works if it's a hundred and sixty four restaurant managers, okay Alright, and that's the the great answer people that we want to we want voting And you think this is from a restaurant and you can't see me 69 r slash derry queen, okay now. I don't I Have a question as well. Yeah, go, go, go. The ice cream game is a fast moving world.

Sure. Correct. That post was from two years ago. These machines remain the same. They stand the test of time. Yes, they do. Okay. Technology hasn't changed at all. These are just things I'm worried about.

I'm not trying to go full. For decades and decades, some of the brands listed in that poll have really had a lot of good grip on the soft serve ice cream machines. They also go onto things like frozen yogurt and hard ice cream, but for soft serve as well, they have a huge hold on the... Oh, by the way, when we get our machine, I want you guys to put a sign that says frozen

yogurt on it, so we just don't feel as bad about eating ice cream all day nobody's smart what about frozen yo yogurt with like a wink like oh I like you want to know I wanted to literally be just like yo I'm eating this it's like maybe even low fat low fat healthy zero calorie for a lie placebo fruit options for topping just so you think like it's there yeah fake fruit going fake fruit that just there all the fruit like the peach rings. No actual fake fruit that looks real no sugar What no sugar in the first request no sugar no sugar got it sure I Before we move on I have one one more question. Yeah when it came to the amount of creaming that you guys anticipate did you? Did you use did you scale the creaming as to how much you think would be used or did you guys do the creaming that you guys anticipate? Did you scale the creaming as to how much

you think would be used, or did you guys do the creaming sample together? We didn't do a creaming sample. We're assuming that the creaming amount is going to be fluid. Okay, maybe we pull the office. We can pull. Yeah, how many ice creams do you eat a day?

It depends on the day for me. So what are we looking at, about like six ounces per serving? That's the thing so it just depends on how liberal people are with the cone So if we ask them how many cones would you have that's it's kind of broad for the amount ice cream We would need but I assume cups would be an option too Yes cups are certainly an option if you like a disposable cup or uh, we got to give cups. Yep There's a vessel slide at the end. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah, we're just excited as all yeah

All right, you know the politics of all the companies that make the the ice cream machine Yeah, anyone involved with Saudi Arabia any Nazis making these or anything like that We try to stay out of politics on our phone calls with the different ice cream distributors It was pretty quick for us to find out that a lot of stuff Some a lot of guys say they have machines readily available But a lot of them are reporting have machines readily available, but a lot of them are reporting back to the same guy who has territory on the area. Oh, there's a little bit of...

There's a kingpin. Interesting. Yeah. Wow. A pyramid. Bit of a racket on the top side. You guys kind of uncovered a Rico case. Yeah.

And Taylor, the manufacturer, we heard from a very reliable source within this office, very smart, that about like 80% of their revenue is from repairs and maintenance. Oh. 20% comes from. Who's the reliable source? Who's the reliable source here? Sean Quigley.

Okay. I trust that source. I do too. I trust him, but I do have to ask, what does he know about our insurance? He knows everything about everything. Yeah, he does. That's probably something he dabbled in for a little. Yeah. All right. OK, keep going.

Next slide, please, TJ. So also something to consider here is, are we going to do wet or dry creaming? Don't even know what to say. There's two different options of mix. At the top of your machine, the hoppers there where you place the mix to then be whipped into soft serve, you've got a wet and dry.

Zach, we just want ice cream. Is that option? Yes, sir. So just I'll run it out quick. Oh, this is all good. So what we'll want ice cream. Yes sir, so just I'll run it down quick. Oh, this is all good. So what we'll do is, so you know, dry mix will do, that'll offer you an extended shelf life, lower storage costs, and also offer you greater flexibility on customization.

If we go with the wet mix, it is more convenient to use, could offer a richer, smoother texture, and may have cost saving benefits when it comes to high volume operations. Both of these things do have one thing in common though they are essential to soft serve production I feel like wet from this right oh yeah richer smoother can more convenient cost-saving they have cost-saving saving and richer smoother we're not gonna need extended shelf life I don't

think um not the most necessary event in the world, I'll be honest with you boys. What is greater flexibility in customization? Is it easier to add flavors to the dry mix? Oh. But I don't really want to fuck with flavors. I don't want chocolate and vanilla. Well, flavors need to be an option for us. That's what toppings are for.

Think about flavors. Boy, I think flavors need to be, we need to consider some flavors are for about flavors boy. I know flavors need to be We need to consider some flavors gotta have flavors Is this just for you for everybody I mean it's mostly for me Strawberry wouldn't hurt my feelings. What if we had strawberry strawberry hurting your feelings Titus? I do like strawberry Brandon if strawberry was an option I bet you would choose it what percentage of the time 100. Yeah, you're strawberry over I get strawberry milkshakes. I'm a strawberry guy. I had no idea. Oh wow. Yeah, first of all, I apologize. It's okay Second of all, I didn't know that about you

Southern thing third of all when strawberries are southern strawberry ice cream ice cream I feel like is very popular Southern. Must be. In my experience. It's gotta be. Probably. It's not a different brand. Okay, next slide. We're going to bring it in.

But both are essential to soft serve production? Okay. How could both be essential? That was a little... The wording may have been a bit incorrect there, but I will say to each their own if you go one way or the other that component is essential. you don't essential you don't you can go one or the other that was the worst yeah yeah that's just to let sticky tacky we just want to make sure we supplied

all the information some committee could be in excess. If you have one, the other one isn't essential. If you delivered this information as lists, I'd be less interested in reading it. True, the Venn diagram does pop. Yeah, helps me. Yeah, and I love the palette. A couple nipples would've helped.

I pretend the bullet points were. Yeah, maybe we update that Venn diagram where it go back, it says essential to soft serve production, and then also in the middle it says not essential to be in a Venn diagram No, we're just a Venn diagram with nothing in the middle. Yeah Titties yeah, okay Okay, now we get into our machine options. Okay, I like this. This is the top of the line, the C713 Taylor model. There's two models.

Oh my god. And the C712 units both have two twin hoppers with a twist option. So two flavors as requested. New, the sales guy at Taylor said the $38,000 money you can get within two days. That's steep. Very steep. Very, very steep.

It's full industrial. It requires the industrial outlets that we do have, should have in Donnie's kitchen. Voltage might have to play with, but we will see. We will have a hookup. Some of these models have required two plugs because if there's two compressors so what we're looking for is if there's two compressors or one compressor because if we might not be able to hook it up to two outlets. But this is the one that will break all the time? Supposedly yes. That's the only thing I care about is we can't lose the ice cream once we get it. Yes

I'll pick it up. That's a revolt. Yeah, of course I noticed one said I'm frequent cleaning or risk of listeria outbreak walk me through. Oh, we had a listeria outbreak What are we talking and I want you? Yeah You the two of you guys being in charge of making sure we don't have a listeria outbreak. That's fun Are we getting Listeria? Deathly ill? What are we talking about? This is the biggest fear. We like to use, say, the L word instead of L.

Oh, on the cream team, you guys have banned the word Listeria? Yeah, I have to mention it, yes. All right. I feel like that's an elephant in the room. We refer to it, but we don't exactly what we're talking about. Are we talking about?

It's looming, but. What? Looming is a different outcome. If I caught, if I got Listeria from the ice cream, what am I facing over the next 48 hours? The great news is, uh, if you were to ingest Listeria, some, uh, it regularly affects much younger children and much older adults. Oh, thank God. But, with that being said, uh, there are a few symptoms if you were to get it. There's, uh... I find much older.

It's the third leading, it's the third leading cause of death with foodborne illness So that's why that was smarter you guys not to use the whole word. There's some fainting some convulsions could be involved But this could kill one of us 25% of Listeria if you're pregnant will kill the child stiff neck headache, okay Loss of balance seizures. seizures, this is a big. Just talk to me real quick. Yeah. The only thing standing in between you

and a possible deadly Listeria outbreak is those two and Ben Mince. Yeah. Are we comfortable with that? Yeah. Look, there, there. That's their last line of defense. Yeah.

Right there on the screen. Yeah, it's a gamble. It's fun. It is fun. Yeah. We just got to make sure we have to game on our food safety. That's all. Yeah is fun. Yeah, we should make sure we're up to game on our food safety That's all yeah, if you're curious about the science of it. It's because the mix is kept above freezing when it's in the hop Oh

And then when the ice cream is frozen it's frozen through a compressor when you pull the pump So when it comes through there's there can be buildup of milk stone from the mix He's got it. He's the Jacobs got it. He's on his shit. I'm not to worry about flush it out Periodically, Jacob's not gonna. Let us get a del word two things one. Can we just check in on the do real quick? Yeah Is he still alive? Oh All right our Two I just was I received a request from someone in the office. Uh, this maybe is a once a month thing, but I think we're gonna need a once a month mini

helmet day. Oh yeah. Mini helmets? Oh, great idea. Yeah, that's Chuck. Chuck said that. That's really good. Good call, Chuck.

Chuck had another request that we'll get to in our final slide, the Minzy findings. So the serious thing, we're just gonna table. We're gonna table that. And move on to the other options. We gotta be a glass half full. Yeah, that's a bit dear Glass half full of Styria next slide. Please teach. I love that you guys didn't use the word. All right. Oh this This looks like a pussy machine. That's it. That's a sleek look Yeah, a single flavor. So that's all I'm gonna say TJ. You can out click forward done out Oh, yeah, oh look at you new again one more. Oh, it's also more stereo. No smooth transition. Oh Whoa?

Now Next that that's I mean look at it. It's like a that's like an easy bake oven. That's that's diversity of Wow, you know boozy you can make a booze read us like a book there. There are a lot of flavor Oh, oh the cream dream. I don't mind that alright cheap Alright, so this is another ice cream machine option here, but as you'll see we've got two flavors in the twist there with the double Hopper so it's kind of more so what we're looking for as opposed to the other units that were previously on the screen. So VVOR 22, so the yield's about 150 to 200 servings. New, that machine can get around $1,500.

It should be about a week or two. Does require frequent cleaning and maintenance like most of the other machines. A con is, customer service isn't the best. You skipped the first one. It is worried that China's made. Yeah, yeah. And there are are why is that a con? How'd the customer service isn't the best sometimes you try to get them on the phone and you know these are Chinese made

Manufactured so if if you call to like hey, how do I fix my machine? You're calling to like a phone bank like your reviews say you're not gonna get very much Are you implying the other ones the American made? I call and I just get Joe get Taylor Taylor's based about an hour from here. Oh That's huge. All right, okay, so Taylor manufacturers a more of a low is this how big is this though? This looks kind of it's gonna be countertop. I need it to what I need it to wow people any wheels This will be big. I need this is a wow people. So this was a, so yes. Option one might be.

Yeah. Well. Looking better as we get here. Can we move to the next slide? Oh shit. I think I speak for everybody on this one. Oh, reality. We have a machine. Oh. It's been sourced.

That's a cost breakdown. It's located in Goose Island. It's in a warehouse. On the left picture is what it looked like. On the right is partially disassembled. So if we get it in the office, it's 5,500 for the machine, 500 for delivery, and then we would need to call Taylor,

the manufacturer, to come set it up. And that's like 260 for the first hour and a half and coming out fee, and then it's about 180 per hour, or around that figure per hour after the first hour or two. Dan's got that. We're good. So this is the machine?

This is the machine. It's a multi-step process of getting it in. Talk to me about the cleaning of this machine and the L-Word. Okay, so L-Word resolves around those milk stones, a little bit of bacteria. So the bacteria can build up under these O-rings and gaskets that you pull a couple of different handles and pieces out of. The gaskets keep things tight, keep things aligned. So you've got to flush out the hoppers up top where you keep a lot of your base, either

wet or dry. And then you're going to have to pull out the chiller in between there. It'll come out. You've got to take the drivehaft out for the the beater around so there's driveshaft beater beater blades got to make sure those are kept lubed clean that out very well there's several different brushes that you can get into like the tough to reach areas how often are you gonna clean it that is what we kind of have to figure out we have so burger baron Has offered to they clean their machine. I believe twice a week and they've offered to have a sin and watch them clean it

Oh, um, so we could get that and then there's also when taylor comes in and sets up the machine um my plan our plan was to drill the the service guide to get like A clear blueprint of what we're supposed to do. So twice a week seems reasonable. It's a Monday and Friday clean. It also gets into how much ice cream we're making and how often we're using the machine. It'll be often.

I assumed it would be quite often. I would say... Is a stagnant cream at the top the risk for Listeria? If we're constantly cycling cream. Should be good. Which should we be better off that way? Should be better off, but it also has to do with the cream, more the buildup within the machine.

The buildup within the machine. That means it has to be cleaned out. It needs to be flushed, yeah. What, how much, where do you buy the ice cream? You buy the mix on Amazon or any... Is it wet mix or dry mix? We want wet mix, right? Dry mix.

Dry mix. Wet mix, we could go to any restaurant, store in Chicago. So this is a wet mix, or is it a dry mix machine? Both. You can run both. Oh, it can run both. Which one do we run? You use the dry mix and you mix it with water and stuff to make it into wet mix and then you pour it in so it's really just how storage yes correct

We're gonna be going through enough cream to where the wet mix seems to be the route are we I don't know yeah like an ice cream Parlor is probably running through a lot more ice cream per week than we would over 70 of us here and have you seen I'm good for at least three a day. How many? I will promise one. People just need to make a promise of how many they do a day. There needs to be a contract around the office.

How many of our 70 will be a daily ice cream eater? I would say about 10. Yeah, I don't think it's 70. I don't think it's 70. Daily? Daily? Every day. I have popcorn every day.

I don't have popcorn every day. And I popcorn, but it popcorns a good litmus test But it's not a problem. I don't think it's go if this is so there I don't think as many people popcorn as you think they were everybody's just applying how they feel to like the All eat five so everybody only five what if every day at like two there was a little ding across office that we're finding everybody Hey, well now there's a line. I don't understand also. I'm not waiting till 2 But just as a reminder like hey, did you forget to get your ice cream? I will promise three days a week I believe ice cream okay Wow, but it's not a problem if we have more than we need It's only a problem if we run out it is a problem because if we get the wet

It probably has a sooner expiration in the dry well I think we're a little bit law all the mix becomes wet before it becomes ice-grey. So that Venn diagram really made no sense. It'll be... So when the whether you use the wetted or dry mix aside both of which are perishable after a couple of days so if we like say say the machine does when, you can't run the hopper half full, you have to run it all the way full, because then it'll freeze and can cause damage to the machine. So that would be 400 servings,

and then we would be able to get through as much ice cream as people would eat, and then that mix would need to be refrigerated, and it does have a shelf life of a couple of days, but it's not infinite, we can't just keep putting it back into the machine just for you know health and safety four servings. Oh That's like everyone's got to have one a day So I think people just need to be on the hook to have their ice cream. Yeah So maybe we have some sort of token system you grab it when you walk in drop it off

Everybody accountable you lose your job because you're not eating enough. You lose your fucking job. You're not eating enough ice cream. And do you guys feel confident you can run this machine? Once we know, like once it's set up and we're told how to operate it and kind of get like, there's only so much we can learn on paper. Right.

And we also don't know the full state of this machine. It is partially disassembled. It's gonna take some trial and listeria to get it. Yeah, we're gonna have to get a couple listeria. Yeah Like to get into the politics of the cream team because just a second ago Jacob let it slip that He said my plan and then he corrected it said our plan. I didn't run across I didn't another team another thing is somebody went on their own and did the Venn diagram when a list would have sufficed. So is the cream team a fully functional unit, or when we get this thing in there, will somebody try to be the superstar of ice cream?

Has somebody got plans to have a coup and be the leader of the ice cream? No. Is the unit of this cream team strong? I think, you didn't even know. No, I don't want you to be friends at all okay I want you guys also understand fully what's at risk here okay we have Listeria Listeria on $7,000 of your money I'm very aware of no no no but but I

don't think you understand the upside if you guys successfully run this machine without any Listeria, and it's always ice cream That's a job for life life because then you need that you guys have the nuclear code forever No one else can run this machine you guys can run this machine We can't lose you. That's a good is there an is there a tip jar incentive for them. I think it's the job for life Yeah, that's pretty good Like you you could pull a mincy and Dave would call me and be like we got to get rid of this Jacob guy I'm like dude. We can't no chance. No one else knows how to use this made himself You he cannot be expended Dave has already called me a mutant. Oh

That's a really good thing so you already have job for life. Yeah, that's good. That's a really good thing. So you already have job for life Yeah, yeah because of how I held a marker nice nice play brother smart There are a couple more slides. Oh you guys are through with us no no Ben Any questions did you participate in the creation of these slides at all? He has a slide at the end. He's got a slide coming soon? I did not with the cream machine. The toppings dispenser situation is what I helped.

That's keeping your hands full. I understand completely. He did send me a separate presentation about toppings. Oh! See, they're not on the same page. A toppings delivery system, I guess. I don't know. Oh, this is a Ben Mintz. Oh't know. Oh, this is this is a Ben mince

Oh Ben what you you stole this from somewhere? You just forwarded us an email But this is not your work, no, absolutely not I do I like the look of that flavor plus What is that? That's not ice cream not ice cream Toppings there's a dispenser in there, okay So we're looking at oh, that's go back up go back. That's a condiment dispenser. That's good shit Yeah, I like that. I like all of that. Caramel and fudge. So if this weren't free, how much would a plastic vessel run us?

He also said that he forgot to mention they have a cone dipper that you can dip the cone in. That's huge, Ben. Huge. It's big. However, I'm seeing some things there, but like, will somebody be here to like cut up Heath bars and Oreos and whatnot for for these toppings or we did already Get a shipment. Okay, so um, I think I'm ready. I think I'm I think I'm ready. Well a few more slides Oh you do I believe so, okay Batch talk That's just a little bit more logistics per batch when we make ice cream got it $125 per batch use that's with dry mix must be used with so you guys were banking on dry mix yes

So why don't you just say let's do dry mix again the Venn diagram becomes because you really hyped up with the Venn That the wet is richer ends That the wet is richer and Wet you should have just put wet as dogs Wet will give you listeria. Yeah, just want to provide all available information. I appreciate the trip very honest Yeah, please you for manner and it might have been the wrong call to provide it, but we did There's one guy in the chat who is screaming that we cannot do dry base You have to warn them TJ. You have to warn them. They can't do dry based. It's a huge mistake They don't know TJ is a silent allow or don't let them do dry base

I can't haven't worked with ice cream or why you need a chilled bowl or water bath not dry I kind of vote to tell that guy shut the fuck up. Oh, yeah, boo. Man in the chat I have a lot of people I have two people DMing me about the swirl freeze. Have you heard of the swirl freeze? The swirl freeze? He's an anti-tailor. Guys, quit letting outside forces. What's the anti-tail-

This is part of the reason why I trusted the cream. You have to trust their findings. You're right, you're right, I'm being- Yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right. I'm so sorry. You know about the swirl freeze, I'm sure. You guys know about the swirl freeze? What is the swirl freeze?

I don't know anything about the swirl freeze. The swirl freeze never came up, not once? I don't know anything about the swirl freeze. The swirl freeze never came up, not once. Oh no. Maybe not swirl specific. You've never even heard the word swirl freeze? They're not swirl specific. You never considered the swirl freeze.

That could be shorthanded in different circles. I don't know if that's always... That could be referring to broad freeze. That's the... They told me about the swirl freeze. The swirl freeze... Oh, it's a... It's a brand. Oh, it's a brand. Oh, it's a brand

Oh, I thought the swirl free. It was an anti-tailor man in my DM. I thought the swirl freeze was something that happened Oh, no, there are you can't have a handle there are so many options for things like this like smaller machines, but We have a lot of mouths to feed Europe's you're exactly right and this guy Yeah, that's not big enough for us also are gonna be very pissed if they're waiting an hour to get their ice cream absolutely Yeah, that says it they have all kinds of time. Thank you never mind Continue, I'm sorry I Also have a guy that reached out to me. I don't know if he's reached out to you from electro freeze

Oh my god, oh freeze. Oh, this is said he he said my grandfather-in-law runs the Midwest supplier for electrophreze and could potentially put you in touch with a machine these people need to stop getting in a hold of TJ or Nick they need to go straight to the cream team themselves this is they're paralyzing us with options the cream team should be the trying to divide us go after the yeah We have a it's work. We have an official channel if you want to right reach out about the ice cream DM Ben Mets about this those guys alright, so we're not we're not I was this close to buying that Taylor But it feels like we're not ready or further away than we were a lot of they more slots not quite ready all right

Okay, more slides Way than we were they more slides not quite ready all right, okay more slides So this is a whoa get into a little bit of vessel options for your yeah Off on this this is the point of the project where you're like let me just add another slide, right? I did it more work. This is we got this we're getting on yep. Yeah Forget it happened, okay Actually, you know what I would like a Venn diagram about cones Thank you. Yeah, certainly do that. Okay, great That's good, so this is just a shit slide we already saw. Oh, it's a ripped off side. What's the end season?

What's that thing? I believe that's a sprinkler dispensing Oh sprinkled is ah what about a what about a mechanism that'll like Not a milkshaker, but a like a lender blender McFlurry a fucking Blizzard they do have blender attachments for the machines. Okay Wow If you want to throw some this was the machine they used it for McDonald's McFlurry's and Dairy Queen So what is the end season? No, the the actual ice cream machine has a the toppings dispenser thing, but they said that you can Yeah, I feel like it's supposed to translate well. All right. Okay, as long as you've addressed it. All right, so And it's free. Should I buy this tailor machine it feels like it

Would you guys sign off on it? We with full confidence the random guy in the chat saying dry mixes make me a little nervous Then he says the machine can use TJ was he using all caps and like siren emojis Can you ask him why is there a YouTube of like wet verse dry mix in all caps and like siren emojis? Can you ask him why? Is there a YouTube of like wet versus dry mix? There's hundreds of people in the chat that could be saying anything. Yeah, you're right, anything without any repercussion.

We gotta trust the cream team. Maybe that guy's like a dry salesman or something. Yeah, he's a wet man. It's important to note that before this, we start serving ice cream, we have to get a Manufacturer professional in here to set the thing up So that's gonna be a big source of information for us Jacob best-case scenario. He were to say yes right now

When is the earliest you think we could have had ice cream? Could have had yeah Big cat said yes to everything that you want. It's May 20th today. What day do you think we can make our first? Best ice cream the guy said they could deliver it this week So we could have you like making mistakes quick Tuesday after Memorial Day ice cream. That way you tell me No, cuz it's gonna depend on Taylor schedule to when they can get somebody out there Okay, and I don't want to give a date before I know their June June 12 June 12. Oh, we need it before June 1st June 8th

I'm gonna keep saying days you tell me when one feels right by the concept June 6th. We'll need to confirm D-day D- day ice cream We can make the beaches of Normandy and the ice cream section fought for this parcel office damn, right? Okay, so Grandfather stormed Utah Beach so I could bring we could bring the cream team to the bar still You know mincy on the boat Utah Beach. Using a mckamey. Glad he went to Utah. The fucking Nazis should be ashamed of themselves. A mincy?

Yeah. There's an advanced scout in the Oregon forest in the Battle of the Boats too. Oh man. He lost twice to a mincy? Bull. Alright. Good day fellas. What was his name?

Bill McKamey. My mom's dad. Alright, so it wasn't a mincy hitler lost to a mincy. Yeah, he did That's crazy All right, so that's crazy. Where do you guys think we're at should we do this tailor-made? I? Think we're uh Has anyone offered us a machine for free? No, that's the big question. That's Alarming they're they know they know to wait you out. Can I? It's just us talking just us three are you guys are you guys worried that if we buy the tailor That's gonna be too much work for you to clean it and you don't know how to tell big cat that that like it might be

The nicest machine but that's a lot on your plate? It's just you three. It's just us three. Is that your reservation with it? Is that like, fuck, that's gonna be a lot of maintenance. And I don't wanna do that. Not so much the amount of maintenance, just making sure that the maintenance is done correctly.

And I know- That's the L word. Yeah. I don't think work ethic is a problem or worry or issue no Team team okay, just saying but you do have or do they not have other things to work Yeah, this is We care about bringing cream to the people It's a it's a tightrope act though because I mean do you get this tailor one in here?

Or do we wait till God forbid August until the machines up and running? You know That's an embarrassment if we launch in like September October. Oh my god October 15th is launch day I'm freezing lost Well, so where we at boys, I think I think where we're at is I'm gonna make a $6,000 mistake seven seven That feels like we're at right the transparency of the cream team is a sound yeah

But that does feel kind of where we landed. Yeah Should we now here's a question should we possibly buy? Should we now here's a question should we possibly buy? One of the smaller machines so you guys can get your feet wet maybe get into a V for Action that might be an option that could be a good idea in a smaller machine Make sure you guys feel comfortable with it get the ropes feel feel it out, and then we can upgrade Were you both banking on dry? be honest Were you both banking on dry? Be honest.

There was a little bit of gas. I mean, so not so much banking on dry. I think equal equal search went into both wet and dry. Dry did seem like a super viable option when it came to storage and also providing the ice cream. But happy to go liquid. We can make it wet. Hmm.

Hmm. I don't hate the idea of starting with the cheaper machine and kind of getting our feet wet and then moving up. That's just more money in the long run. If things succeed. The Cream team has presented us options today. Yes sir. That was our job, was to present. Yeah, I get the sense that they thought, they present to us. We make the decision, but I think we might want them to make a decision.

You need to understand, I think the Cream team is incumbent upon you guys to come up with the decision, the plan of action, and only come to Big Cat when a credit card is needed. Yeah. Is there a way for them to do some sort of market research to Big Cat or to you guys where it'd be like, here's three soft serve options, and then if one of them tastes remarkably worse than the other ones, and it turns out that's the dry one, then you know that you would want that. A blind taste test would be be great you would want that machine eliminated right away

You know I'm saying like you want you we don't want to like spend all this money on a machine That's gonna end up not as tasty as you want it to what I'm here way to taste one from a wet and one from a dry And one from a mix and then you could be like well that one sucked So I don't want that one big cat buys all three and then we decide which one we use you rent Oh Can we rent there are options to rent machines? Yeah for how long that I'm not 100% sure We'd have to get with see availability's who has what machine in the area Looking to rental maybe summer rental trial one, but again, then we take away the ice cream and it just changed

There's that gap and then what if the ice cream isn't as good as the rental and then it's just I Think it has to be perfect The first time I think we just dive in yeah, I'm sorry. I think we just fucking dive in I think you just dive in if If you're worried about making the $7,000 mistake just know that For seven grand you are getting 100% effort He doesn't know what he's about to say. He's just gonna go along.

Let him go. 100% effort and tenacity and the drive to give ice cream to the people and to make the most of your money because I am a very frugal guy when it comes to spending and I don't like asking people for money. So coming here to ask you for seven grand for ice cream machine for the office It's very scary. What I don't want to fuck it up. What percentage chance that we don't get listeria How confident high chance you don't get it should we number number percent?

99% No, I didn't say what should we Should we get out in front of the outbreaks and host some kind of charity run for Listeria treatment Is there a Listeria vaccine we should all take? We're using the word a lot here. I'll work. Yeah, it's almost like it's manifesting You know there's a non-zero chance you guys are responsible for a death Should we make them take like the food safety exam yeah? Yeah, there's a food safety exam you need to take in order to like open a restaurant and part of it is like

I'm safe if we buy if we buy this machine And we go down the the wet route and you find it's too hard or it's the risk of the steer or whatever We could always pivot that you keep the machine Still do dry right it does both yeah, we could resell the machine so oh we just resell it yeah What's the what we could probably sell for more if it's the machine that killed Dan capped yeah, that's true What's the downside we might cold a hurt a little bit you know yeah I have something real quick. God. It's pretty this is the first prank I've actually figured out ahead of time ever at barstool But the same phone number that said he worked for Expedia and got me on the SEC tour anything a couple years ago

Has now texted me that he's the CEO of web restaurant store Oh, and his son is a huge stool in his sophomore year at Ole Miss He's trying to act like he has some fake soft serve Machine so whoever you should follow that lead just in case Yeah, whoever this phone number is that prank me successfully when I got rained on with the Expedia thing. I'm on to you now Wow, it's a new day. Wow, maybe he's serious about that one And he was pranking you about that. Yeah, that's what I'm saying You got a father they got me good on that Expedia one, Big Cat did.

So our guard is like... I didn't do anything. He just told me I'm pranking Mincy. I said, cool. Well, I'm on to him now. It's a new day for me. He could have been lying about Expedia. He was lying about Expedia.

How do you know that's not the... But just because he doesn't work for Expedia doesn't mean... I assume he has a job it does said I sue me Yeah, I said I'd delete your number. Guess that was a lie, but I've never shared it. I promise never to bother you Oh, he just texted you that he texted me that a year ago Now I get a text today that I'm the CEO of web restaurant stores. Oh, wow jokes on you. It's a powerful phone number Alright boys, I'm gonna I'm gonna sleep on it sleep on it consider your option and when I say I'm gonna sleep on it I'm probably gonna

Bring seven grand in cash. Yeah, hang around hang around the office. I Would wait about 30 seconds The L word really It's why I got the cream team yeah Are you I believe in them? We believe we are I think we are being a pussy about the L I think we need to raise awareness. I'll say I work concessions for a hot minute, and they were not Do you trust do you trust high school kids were to McDonald's a good more less than these guys I mean Yeah, you know just for a fact that was hundreds and thousands of people not a single issue

I have a hundred percent faith in myself, and I have a hundred percent hundred ten percent faith in jet sack What's your faith level in bin mit? Hundred percent should we add it three hundred ten percent you need to add a person to this cream team Yeah, we might I mean Paige might need to be an honorary member because we are gonna have a big machine in the we assume she was Could be a weapon on the club's light in the chat up right now Freeze everyone wants world freeze do you know on swirl freeze? What's the swirl look Swirl freeze, everyone wants swirl freeze. Gino wants swirl freeze. What's the swirl freeze?

Look at the swirl freeze. Bowman does love dessert. So we have non-cream team people in this office that are trying to weigh in on what the cream team's doing. Don't love that. All right, look at the swirl freeze and let's talk tomorrow. That's the blender one that we looked at.

People reached out from that company to me and said we could get it. Wait, what'd he say? Oh. Work for an ice cream machine manufacturer that is cheaper and 100 times easier to use than all the men machines that were shown on the yak Plus can make any flavor of ice cream you want make your own custom flavors and free So easy to clean Zack tell Jacob and Zack to reach out to me email address And I can sell this whole thing I've been reaching out to everyone in the act for a while to get you guys to notice When you guys would bring it up okay after that that first alright. We're here. We go these guys sure shit alright

So this could have been all pointless Yeah, no cuz we arrived to this point free is always gonna be better here They make a Venn diagram of the Taylor in this world for because remember if we go free option We still have a budget for if we make a mistake with free we have the budget for the yeah And remember the Venn diagram for the cones too. Yeah. We need some Venn diagrams, we need more. Oh, that does look cool.

How much does the swirl freeze make? So small. And maybe just another Venn diagram of any sort. So tiny though. And then handle the volume. Another channel please. It's so tiny. If you're giving a tour, nobody's gonna stop me,

like what is that? No, it's too tiny. Yeah, think of like Like Josh Allen's in the office. Yeah, and you're walking around you're like I'm not eating you're like Josh come check this out I want you to see our 260 deaths a year to listeria you can't that's not very many It's way worse just driving to work in the morning as far as car crashes go. And those aren't all ice cream.

Yeah. We're fine. Oh, that's bigger than I thought. This is making like, yeah, like single, you put the toppings in the ice cream you want and then it kind of makes. I like the big lever. That's impressive. A mix in.

Now someone's going to get fucked up like that. Oh, that's an intimidating, that's a big, that's way bigger. Someone's going to get their hair. And then you probably just flush it out with, it's making like each person is making whatever Now someone's listen intimidating that's a that's a big that's way bigger flush it out with Okay, it's making like each person is making whatever they want all right look into the swirl freeze Okay, especially if it's for why does it look so small? They should notice let you know how big that is It's gonna be a great summer

All right looking the swirl freeze. Then we'll probably buy the tailor made milkshakes too. Swirl freeze looks better, but then you have to have someone making it every time? No, we can all learn how to make it ourselves. And it's more customizable. Find out everything you can about the swirl freeze. And Jacob can make it every time. We can get him a cool ice cream hat. How does that work? Is the spinning thing cold? Could you wear like a 1950s style ice cream guy that thing is cool or whatever you guys are all asking questions the Venn diagram Tomorrow will answer yeah, you're right all right. Thank you boys milkshakes. Good job guys. Yeah, all right We got a we got a wrap up anyway nice looking my dog show coming yeah, so let's spin the wheel good job cream team

Great job. Those are the guys that are standing between us and Listeria Good work swirl freeze get on it work. Let's find out everything we can about swirl freeze Okay It's gonna be great summer. What a crew. I just don't know how much Mance was involved in that presentation. No he's not. I mean his presentation was a forwarded email. Alright, let's spin the wheel because we got the bark show.

Bark stool. Bark stool. Look at that. Set up. Is it a dog show or a dog competition? A little bit of both. Yep. show or a dog competition? Yes. Yep. Are those toilet plungers? Maybe. Oh wow.

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