The Yak - The Cream Team is Put to the Test on the Biggest Day of Their Lives | The Yak 6-4-25

Episode Date: June 4, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. I'm the coolest one out of all of us. That was incredible. Hello, hello. It's the Yak. Welcome in. Roback.com promo code Yak. 20% off your first purchase. Qips polos hoodies joggers shorts
Starting point is 00:00:46 Great Father's Day stuff swim trunks. They got everything row back calm promo code yak ladies gentlemen It's cream day I'm excited. I'm so excited the boys. Do we have a camera on the machine? We're gonna have them come in before we get the whole thing set up. There's the machine.
Starting point is 00:01:08 Wow. There it is. It hasn't been loaded yet. It hasn't been loaded yet. The boys are all dressed up. They look good. Mincy came into my office and he just, I was looking at my phone doing something
Starting point is 00:01:21 and he just goes, nice outfit. And I looked down and I was like, what the fuck? And then I looked up to him, and he was talking about his own outfit. Oh. Nice outfit I'm wearing. Yeah. Like, okay.
Starting point is 00:01:33 Very excited. This could be the best day or the worst day. It could be, I think it's gonna be the best. I think it's gonna work. Whether it works for a long period of time, it's gonna work. My best day is it not working. The worst day would be the best Yeah, if working flawless. Yeah, best day scenario would be good
Starting point is 00:01:49 Good fine good to great Did you guys see I Barged into mostly sports because I had to show did you guys see Jacob's video of him? Looking at YouTube tutorials on the cream. No. Someone in the Mostly Sports chat said it perfectly.
Starting point is 00:02:09 It looks like he was defusing a bomb. This is about an hour ago. This is the level of angst and nervousness that Jacob is currently undergoing. This is him watching the YouTube. Look at that sweat. Oh wow. It's really heating up.
Starting point is 00:02:26 Does he have a fever? Oh, back of his head. Yeah, wait a minute. Back of his neck is crazy. He's drenched. He's so nervous. He hugged me yesterday for my birthday, and I literally was like squish, squish,
Starting point is 00:02:38 and I said, are you, because it was cold. It was a cold sweat. And today he's also drenched. I guess he's got a sweating problem. That's the guy that's handling our cream. Oh yeah. Look at them. That's my A plus team right there.
Starting point is 00:02:52 And Mincy is really like the guy who just ended up getting part of the project because all he did was have. Where's our dispenser? It's somewhere over there. I don't know. Mincy also said that he booked the dispenser guy to come on the YAK, so. Oh, thank you.
Starting point is 00:03:07 Yeah, huge get. Yeah, that's actually pretty good. Two hours out of that. Huge get for us. Look at him. Oh, he looks great. All right, let's get, Jacob and Zach, come on. TJ, can you put a poll in the chat?
Starting point is 00:03:22 I'm curious, the audience, are they rooting for this to work or not work? I think we're not work. Yeah, right if I were in the audience. I would 100% roof sure I want it to form into a small mushroom cloud. Yeah, I Think the funniest would be like it farts out a little bit of ice cream and then just like smoke comes out Yeah, no you you can't you can't be a fan of this show and be rooting for it I totally I personally Jacob and Zach are just so likable. You know I want to see them, but the panic man Wait what are they doing? To see him sweat anymore no no come come on the yak first I
Starting point is 00:04:01 Come on the Yak first. I, they're all nervous. I obviously very much want it to work because I'm a lot of money into this and this has been a dream of mine for a long time. But I do not take offense to anyone who's rooting against this. You should be. You can, they're amongst, it's me.
Starting point is 00:04:17 The sweat is still. Oh wow. So what. Oh boy. You could put them on over, you could take the hat off for boy. You could put him on. You could put him on over. You could take the hat off for this. You are currently submerged.
Starting point is 00:04:28 Oh, good god. Are you sick? Do you have a fever, Jacob? He just. Buddy. He is shacking, lining up for the national anthem. Remember they don't show him and he's just drenched? Jacob, what is going on?
Starting point is 00:04:43 I'm stressed, one. It's humid in here, two. Hyperhyper-hyper start taking my Prozac again and that makes the sweating exacerbate. Wait a minute, you had to get medicated because of this machine? No, I was already medicated by it. I hadn't been taking it and then... This happened. Yes, the machine made me realize I had to take it. How long have you been off it? I was off it for a couple months.
Starting point is 00:05:19 Okay. Did you feel good? Yeah, I was okay. And then I started getting stressed. Yeah. Yeah. What's the worst case scenario for you? I don't know. Fail? Embarrassment in front of a hundred thousand people. Yeah. Yeah, something like that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:35 It comes out like soup. Ugh. Ugh. Yeah, but that's not gonna happen. Okay. Now, do you guys have any enemies in the office? I don't believe so. I don't think't think so there's no fear of sabotage I mean you'll know we never know but yeah, this could be the time when we find out there have been there have been a couple People shitting on the machine, but I wouldn't necessarily
Starting point is 00:05:56 Not literally surely not literally You checked who's shitting on the machine Zach I Haven't heard any direct Hate towards the machine just people you know being Realistic outers just being a they're trying to come with realism and a little bit of doubt okay, and that's I mean That's okay, and we're gonna prove them wrong today today with cream answer because I've never I've never wavered in in in my selection of the cream Team have I ever told you guys you're you're you're done or you're fired or you're off the cream team no sir we've gone through a lot of bumps a lot of unexpected costs and I've been firm with
Starting point is 00:06:34 these are my guys my team is on the floor what's our total cost right now 14 huh well what was do we get the final bill for electric it was like five or six and the machine was and then do we pay For mr. Eric to come out. Yeah, that was included in the initial budget. Okay, so the word there and then supply Yeah, it also included in we went a little over they give an estimate for like the electric bill for the building Will that go up significantly? Not significantly. The machine does use a lot of energy. We already use a lot of energy.
Starting point is 00:07:08 Well, if we successfully do this, I'm going to have you guys be the marijuana team going out for growing on weed. Not a bad idea. We'd have to come back to square one for that. There's not much crossover in the software to the marijuana. Oh, I think there's a lot of crossover. Sounds like we need a Venn diagram.
Starting point is 00:07:23 No. We just can't have one. If only there was a way to find crossover. We can do that for you. Yeah. Yeah. OK, so you guys are going to load it up. We're going to give it, what, 20 minutes? Yeah, 20, 25 minutes.
Starting point is 00:07:36 And then we're going to go. Yep. And as soon as we get, we're going to put the t-shirts on sale too. I told you guys, if we, so if everyone buys the t-shirts we get t-shirt bonus It's going to the cream team you two not mincy How would you say mincy has? Added to the cream team because it feels like he just showed up at the end of the project with the suit on and being
Starting point is 00:07:56 Like look at me. I'm here. I Think he did great sourcing the topping dispenser. That was big for the team and that's just a piece of plastic Yeah, is it a hard to find it's a few pieces of play They're readily available, but to have the the toppings team come in and assemble it. I think it was a great addition Okay, so that's it. Oh, that's the toppings dispenser right there. Yes, sir. Oh Three way times up top and there's you got quite a few other selections Surrounding it I love it. What's in it?
Starting point is 00:08:25 What are the three? Are we about to drone strike it? Yeah. Yeah. What else? What else? We focus. The display options on the camera.
Starting point is 00:08:34 Cranian. Oh, we got some dips today? Is that a Oreo? It looks like. Is that hot fudge? Fudge? Oh my god. We have fudge.
Starting point is 00:08:41 I didn't know we had a hot fudge warmer. I'm going to go traditional on my first one I'm gonna go swirl sprinkles this the the hot stuff and the the sauce dispensers and stuff like that They that came less than an hour ago. Okay fresh off the fresh off the truck. Okay, what about one? What about the fifth? Oh the fifth one? I'll we'll see I said I'm probably good for about four or five cones Okay, I worked out this morning to make room for cones You've done for what you do. I walked Then I lifted
Starting point is 00:09:13 Squats you did squats. Yeah, you're gonna be horny. I'm gonna be horny and hungry Yeah That's a problem. We have a Plenty room for ice cream. Yeah, great. I'm so nervous for you guys Thanks, me too. She got xq for you. How was dinner last night? Did you do I told you to go traditional? Yeah, I hit the McDonald's. I think it was a good call. How many nuggets 20 of it. Nice Was any of that stress eating or was that just hunger it was so I? Didn't want to jinx anything because it might be a good call to go to the just go back to the order
Starting point is 00:09:45 So I hate it and stressing that's most days, but yeah, okay. Yeah, this is higher stress day What YouTube did you watch while you ate dinner last night? Last night I did a the back end of that last victory outdoors video. Oh, so you watch the finished the concrete pour. Yeah nice Zach how his weekend was on Sunday night and he was like, it's good. I didn't really go outside To watch a YouTube video. They were doing a big concrete pour up in Wisconsin that I watched. Pretty cool Yeah, yeah, the season's back in the summer They can't pour too much in the winter just because of Wisconsin. The ground's too hard, it freezes But might have you send me that link. I got you. Victory Boys?
Starting point is 00:10:18 Victory Outdoor Services is the team. And they just, you just watch them work? Yeah, they pour concrete nice Couple of good group of guys that stuck around so there's a little bit like a reality aspect You know in general who's your favorite guy? I mean Ryan's the boss. He's the foreman. He also does a great job. Mm-hmm Is it sped up or edit it? There's some time lapses But their videos usually go from like anywhere from like 45 minutes to hour 30 just dependent Do we see you have I don't know off top my head? He does well in the in the concrete space yeah, oh nice nice
Starting point is 00:10:52 It's a space they just had a world of concrete that a meet up with the wall World of concrete there's a they didn't meet up with the wall no they met up with the wall They add to at the Dewalt's booth. They didn't meet. Oh, no way. Oh, where's world of concrete? I don't remember the hosted this year. It's gonna. Oh, no world concrete. I think it was Vegas Convention Center Do you ever want to go influencers? I've never been would you go? I would I would send you Are you particularly interested in concrete? Yeah, I enjoy the process. What did the city inspector say this time? No, I gotta pull out the whole approach What did the city inspector say their approaches the approach is poured incorrectly. I pulled the whole thing. Oh, no
Starting point is 00:11:33 Which one did you watch? This uh, what did the city inspector say this time? Yeah Wow last one. How many fuse does that have? 61,000 but they get like 300,000. Yeah, that's pretty damn good. No, I watched City Inspector failed my concrete work. Oh, OK. It's like porn titles for concrete. Finally, a big driveway. Finally.
Starting point is 00:12:01 Wait, I want to see more of these titles. Yeah, these titles are awesome. Go back. Finally, a big driveway pour. Super nice. Finally like we have to see more of these titles. They're awesome go back Finally a big driveway poor super nice Sidewalk guzzles, I never would have guessed This will be awesome for the clients first job is naughty oh my god giving him another chance that's Eric he's coming back you got fired last year what do you oh oh showing up late oh fuck yeah that's tough you know what hard work not today
Starting point is 00:12:37 you see them on a boat did you watch that video I skimmed through the boat video yeah occasion videos are kind of yeah, what are you gonna? Do you trying to get to the pores yeah? I'm sorry you Do you they fuck up their controversy? That's a April 1st April fools joke oh? Wait your heart skip a beat when you saw that I knew They're too big to fail Wait like like a porn video like if we went and saw your, like do you scroll through the preamble? You're like, just get me to the fucking,
Starting point is 00:13:08 get me to insertion, get me to the poor. So he does spend the first five minutes at the house in the mornings, I skip that. Yeah. He gets to the quick trip. That's just boring. Yeah, I usually start the quick trip. Oh, they meet up at the quick trip?
Starting point is 00:13:18 And he goes and grabs a breakfast, eggs and olives. Eggs and olives? Eggs and olives. That's usually a go-to for him. That's his breakfast. That's Ryan? Yeah, Ryan, yeah, the foreman, yeah the boss the boss man we're gonna get these guys on the yeah good dude would you be like starstruck meeting them would that be like one one who you'd want to meet I wouldn't say Star Trek I
Starting point is 00:13:37 just I just love the uh lot of videos they put up I appreciate the hard work yeah we gotta get you to world of concrete yes world of concrete is a must what if we arrange for Zach to have his McDonald's meal watching them live like pouring concrete live? I would be great like a make-a-wish. Yes They don't like people coming to the shop. Oh, they're entire like hey, this is where we work stay out of here He's got a really peepish. You know how to really get to him. Yeah, how would that be you ask him? How long have you been working in cement? Oh Hate that not a cement guy or a black top. Oh, you used to be a concrete guy. Yeah, I used to
Starting point is 00:14:09 Fill pour all that you do any of the finishing or no I made it Okay, okay. Yeah, you did it hand. Yeah, I mixed the sediments Why you went a yellow bag or green bag from the store usually I don't know gotcha no worries. Yeah, that's pretty sick though Oh, dude. He called you out name five Such a casual took out piss from my boss so so sweet so when is world of concrete they do like a January alright, so you're in What do you want to go to exhibits or education? I want to do it all I want them to be immersed in concrete Would you rather do exhibits or education by the whole weekend pass you are a little bit of both depending on which side I can
Starting point is 00:14:52 To the max damn extreme concrete Yeah, we got to get you there man on the street with the concrete guys. Yeah Just talking to him talking shop. I can do it for you. Yeah, love that Oh, so did you ingest cream last night? I did. Yeah, I told him one pint just one Just I wanted him to stay hungry. What flavor uh fish food. Oh great That's the chocolate ice cream with the marshmallows. We're on little chocolate fish. Yeah classic gluten-free. Is it? Yeah. Wow
Starting point is 00:15:22 They've got quite a eating Gluten-free is it yeah, wow you got quite an eating fish Again I'm thankful for them fuck that yeah, dude terrible I Love it, and I'm just like denying myself anything that I can have you only spite I'm just a gluten-heavy diet Alright boys Shall we? Cream time. All right, so you guys are gonna go fill it up and then you let, I think we give it 20 minutes, right?
Starting point is 00:15:49 It says 10 minutes, but I think we give it 20. I got haters in the chat screaming it's gonna take an hour at least. An hour? It's gotta cool down, then it's gotta cream. I got people saying get these boys moving, it's gonna take an hour. All right, let's go, get us going.
Starting point is 00:16:01 Do it in 20. Because we're not doing, we're not pouring, we We're doing a pour live on camera the first pour so it could come out soup, which would be devastating So I don't want to do I want to till we're right all right go Let's go Have you guys been training for this my seal team six every time he sits down we learn something new Yeah, oh wow look at that. Yeah, yeah being very nice. I appreciate that. How can you not root for him? Yeah? Yeah Yeah, that's the thing. It's them if it was just mincy. Yeah, they'd root for it to fail the
Starting point is 00:16:37 Yeah, the concrete pours. That's something Said he didn't go outside all weekend. He regretted it He's like yeah I went outside to take some boxes out and I realized it was really nice out on Sunday afternoon I was like yeah, it was a super nice weekend left his little hat Just watching concrete Okay, so we got so we're waiting for it. Yeah, these are gonna be the shirts that will go on We I don't want to jinx it so I want wanna put the shirts live until we're ready to go.
Starting point is 00:17:06 Maybe can we do an edit where the cone is filled with liquid? Just a puddle. A failed version. Smoke around it. Nice shirts, cream color. Of course. All right, so before we, I guess we'll watch them do it.
Starting point is 00:17:24 We have some other things. TJ, do we wanna play the trailer? color of course all right so before we I guess we'll watch them do it we have some other things TJ do we want to play the trailer the basketball one yeah oh yeah so this is so to go remember when we had to do an early yak and people were upset understand the upset and we're like we're filming something. We filmed a full three on three tournament which I think came out awesome. Rob and his video team were great and some really fun moments and so that will be coming out I think in a week, two weeks. Oh here they go. Here they go. Why can they not carry the? We have so many carts here. What are they, what are they?
Starting point is 00:18:06 Why are they carrying? Being held very awkwardly. Yeah. What's in there? Ew. There's like a wild animal in there. This is gonna be good. I,
Starting point is 00:18:15 I, there's so much I need to happen. Oh man. Big Cat, you're still this confident despite their lack of confidence? Yeah, I think it's, I think it just goes from the fact that I love these two guys. Same. And I know, part of the reason why I picked the two of them is I knew they would take
Starting point is 00:18:33 it as seriously as they have. He's back on Prozac. And I have told them, I was like, hey listen, this is a job for life. It is. It's like, I'm just adding them to the till of like I joke about it like Jersey Jerry Rico Che There'll be a staff when I'm long gone from this place that I'll have to be on payroll And these two guys are gonna be part of it. Yeah, once you join the gang, you just can't get out right? I'll be 30 years from now and they'll be getting monthly paychecks for me out of my own account
Starting point is 00:19:06 It's been like yeah, we'll be old man manning. They can I need you to be lactose Pug tried to get us to do oh ice cream. Oh, I hate Yeah, so the Cub Stadium. I know it's crazy It tastes like oatmeal. How did he even grow confident enough to ask you that? Hey, he was just like well. We have an option I was like absolutely not never don't even don't even ask that question that was a really brave move. Yes Who was his purpose? He's lactose intolerant Yeah, mmm
Starting point is 00:19:42 So the discussion was literally can we have? I said no and don't ask again. Is this gluten free Nick? Oh yeah. Oh, it is. Okay. Here's your goal. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:57 You can't do it. Oh yeah. Can't count. Can't count. That's too bad. I'll bring my own. Cone would be great. You want me to suffer. No, I don't. What's Mince doing? Helping? Nothing.
Starting point is 00:20:05 Nothing. Couldn't even get him the same uniform. Absolutely nothing. So we're just waiting for him now. Oh, the basketball thing. Yeah. Titus and I, who are usually pretty pessimistic and bitter, I wish, we're assholes. We talked while it was going on, we were is this is unbelievable really really good on a yes
Starting point is 00:20:25 I had fun watching some of the most I've seen the our co-worker. Yeah compelling start to finish. There's a cash prize That's what does awesome. Yeah good basketball You think you know who's gonna win at times, but then you're not really sure at other times Yeah, your betrayal backstabbing. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, there was fun twists in it. Mm-hmm Yeah, some side deals. Yeah, what are they? What are they doing? It's fun a lot of milling milling about For two guys who didn't know each other like at all Zack brand new and Jacob pretty new too They work as it they're like a great team. I feel like yeah very supportive of each other now
Starting point is 00:21:04 I wonder though if this is successful who gets more credit and and then is there you know some some type of rift Yeah, maybe one of them goes solo. Yeah, maybe manufacturer If we had two rival ice cream shops in the office do like do like what happened with the celtics you should give out an MVP Yeah, the discussion going which one of them is Scottie Pippen whose team is taking last MVP award goes to Okay, so here comes the so this is the the vanilla going into the left side, which is correct I feel like they're I feel like they should have been ready for this. Mincy just snacking. What is he doing?
Starting point is 00:21:50 Yeah. He did his job. All right, wait, are they pouring it in there? Are we getting it in? I think he's pouring it in yes, yep. Oh Good start. We're off seems right vanilla and left Look at him go here the gentle buzz of the machine for a little faster I Will update as we go yeah, do you do you have the the the preview I'm going to try to get the There will be drop. There will be trying and there will be defeat in the end.
Starting point is 00:22:45 The winning team will be awarded $40,000 who will walk away a champion. This is the Barstool basketball Association presented by State Farm. Love it. Oh, so yet. So they set it up. So like so for people, it's going to be great because they they did everything they thought of everything We did a combine we did a full draft we had a
Starting point is 00:23:11 All-star game and it was one of those situations that like it works if people care and people care people cared a lot It will care a lot a lot a lot. So that was what we were doing that day and Anytime there's a cash prize involved in any of these competitions, there's true damage done to the relationships amongst people. Yeah, yeah. And that happened. It did, it did.
Starting point is 00:23:38 What else we got going on? A summer house was announced. Oh yeah. There was one entrance. One cast member tickled my fancy. I was on macro dosing and we were talking about something pretty interesting and I had to interrupt to I wanted to break the news. Yeah it uh there's a wild card so we have Tommy Smokes, Mike Kadek, Anika, Brianna, Jackie, Nicky Smokes, Ella,
Starting point is 00:24:07 and Dante the Don. And Dante, I think in his head, he said he was gonna be the chaperone. Is that what he said? Yeah, and I just told him straight up, I'm like Dante, let's be honest here, you're gonna have to fuck your way out of that house. So. That's the only, it's an escape room. Yeah, Dante's gonna have to, yeah, out of that house, so That's the only it's an escape room. Yeah
Starting point is 00:24:25 We have to yeah, it's like his dick is a key. He's got to try it all combinations the order I Also think Dante maybe in his head is like the situation was older on the Jersey Shore How much order that was like 30? Yeah, I think he was a little I think he was like 10 years older It's not days in his this is a weird age gap though. Yeah, 23 to 37 I'm excited I think also like TJ correct me if I'm wrong But like they're gonna be going five consecutive weekends to the summer house and then the Monday they're gonna like we're gonna
Starting point is 00:25:00 Have spillover that we'll have to have them on the on the yeah, they'll be back here in the office Yeah, yeah, I believe the plan is for them yet to go on the weekends And then they come back and like there'll be no like spoiler hoarding like stuff will come out as it happens And then they'll come back and break it down on the shows. I love that Okay, yeah, yeah, so it's not gonna be taped. It's gonna all be live. I can't wait for Dante confessionals Oh, yes, or confession. I I can't wait for Dante confessionals. Oh, yes, or confession I think it has to be you said fuck who's who's getting fucked. I don't know We planning are we playing all fucking yeah, we I thought it was gonna be like outside people coming in
Starting point is 00:25:36 I think well I think it's gonna be like Jersey Shore that they will probably hook up with girls from the outside But then you obviously have Nikki smokes and Annika having a previous relationship And then maybe there's some shit that happens between the Because Jersey Shore they didn't they didn't all go in being like we're gonna fuck each other right The it obviously Sammy sweetheart and Ron ended up that little happen so in fucking is welcomed. Oh, yeah I think really fucking is yeah, this isn't a problem
Starting point is 00:26:10 No, I told Nikki smokes cuz he obviously was like dude. What should I do? Like should I just go crazy? I was like I'm going to judge what happens There is just not part of what happens here. She likes what you did there or fall I can't I can't be like you can't come back on Monday Maybe like dude I told you not to to have sex anyone at work like I can't do that It's he he doesn't he gets judged separately completely separately use. Oh my god He's gonna get Montoya poor for board with Annika being there. Yeah, oh
Starting point is 00:26:41 Man, yeah, this is all and this all started off of Brandon's funeral yep. Oh, yeah All this what it's Brandon's fault that is Brandon's fault. Yeah, that's right. He had to do the the long contract thing and now we have Dante fucking everyone that's like the first domino Brandon doesn't want to announce his new contract last domino Dante fucks a lot Father's a shot Yeah, and the do has been rumored but Listen I don't know I don't know the dude was supposed to be here this week for something and he Cancelled so we're on a lot of cancellations with yeah, Yeah, I mean he said he was sick. I'm gonna believe him
Starting point is 00:27:26 I'm not saying that he was lying, but we have I Expected to see him to do a bunch of times, and I haven't seen him. Yeah, I Believe him. I believe him too, but I just at some point If he says he's gonna come I want to see him. I mean then I have to have a sit-down This is fishing a barrel for new. Yeah. Oh my god I also wait I don't know if they could do it, but I was talking to Dave last night like having like in I think Chuck was the one who told me about this
Starting point is 00:27:53 Because he's a big reality show guy like having an exes weekend where they invite one of their exes would be incredible Yeah, imagine imagine Imagine Zach Brian in this house I'm sure he'll do it. Yeah, yeah good. Sure. Yeah, that was good terms This is gonna take a while it seems like are you allowed to say what beach it's at yet or no I don't I actually don't know North Jersey Yeah, very like is there this isn't a competition. This is not a there's not a winner or a loser This is just I think it's kind of like around the horn where there was actually it's probably
Starting point is 00:28:38 It's probably gonna take place like around the horn died so this could live. That's right So there'll be points but not really, they're like what are we giving points for? But I'll keep score. Danny, did you know Dante applied to this? Did he apply or get chosen? I think you had to. You had to apply.
Starting point is 00:28:58 I did not, I'm gonna have to ask him about that. Yeah, you had to ask it. He probably thought there was gonna be some people maybe a little closer to his age. Why, why would he think think that I don't know? Yeah It's a Jersey Shore summer house. Then he did you apply? No, I didn't even I didn't know there was an allocation I should have Danny you would be unreal. Oh my god
Starting point is 00:29:19 Getting fucked up You know what's gonna end up happening to is just Tommy smokes is gonna like fuck like a hundred girls Yeah, well the pressure is on now. It seems like all these guys are gonna be deeply pressured to to mate. Yeah Oh, yeah, do we planting? studs and whores This is all pretty weird, huh? Huh? Yeah, what's the premise? It's just they fuck yes, and then we get messy Someone's gonna have a child yeah understand the format is there like a host is there a guide?
Starting point is 00:30:03 Are they playing games at any point for any? Unity like scenario first game. I mean what do they do just sure we're sending off to fuck camp is like Early real world they would have to start a business together, and then they stopped doing that at some point Jersey sure they all worked at the same place Yeah, they don't I guess they all work at Barstool. But they were like strangers when they went into it, right? Yeah Yeah, these guys this ends in five weeks. Yeah, uh-huh Cream team update from Liam from Luke Blutman. The cream is too frozen. They're thawing it out. It's too frozen Oh, that's why it didn't pour out. Oh
Starting point is 00:30:45 Why he had the jug upside down and nothing happened? I didn't know the jugs came from this isn't good. This isn't a good. Oh he's just constantly falling come on Are you a vampire? What uh? What's happening right now? Everything's good. Make sure we get that. We're just making sure we get the mix right so it's good So everything everything's exactly how you expected it to so so so We're just making sure we get the mix right. So it's good? So everything's going exactly how you expected it to? So look, the mix does need to thaw a little bit. We're really making sure we kept it food safe for everybody.
Starting point is 00:31:33 So the mix is a little cold. Now we're just making sure we bring it back down to the right temperature where we need to put it in the machine. To stay food safe. But everything's good. Oh, what the fuck spider that you're a jerk terrible cone etiquette that was a lot of drip that's a lot of dripping not all over the floor come on oh gotta go napkin yeah Blutman actually threatened me today he said he was gonna buy blizzards I said I'd kill him and his whole family pretty fair response More ashes for the studio. We'll re-kill your grandfather's ashes.
Starting point is 00:32:06 Burn them. We'll re-kill them. Oh man, yeah. Everything's perfectly fine. It's going as to plan. It's going okay. This is the portion of the SEAL Team Six where the helicopter
Starting point is 00:32:22 goes down in Osama Bin Laden's front yard. So we gotta figure that out what's going on. Seal team six where the helicopter goes down in Osama bin Laden's front yard so we got to figure that out what's going on it's a moving target we're just making sure we stay on top of it okay okay and then so we're gonna go oh I don't like that spider that's a that's a dirty move by spider that that ice cream looks like shit it does everywhere I'm excited to eat good ice cream in about 15 minutes. Yeah Yeah, probably probably less than a problem. We're gonna get you guys quickly quickly as we can we're working on it So what are we talking delay wise right now? I?
Starting point is 00:32:56 Don't have an exact number as soon as we find out about the the mixed consistency Can I get can I get you'd be really good as the, the desk person at a gate in an airport. You think I got gate down? Yeah. Where you're just like, listen, sir, we don't have a, we don't have an update on the plane right now. As soon as we get it, we'll get, we'll get that to you. Could you give me some sort of estimate? Any number.
Starting point is 00:33:20 Was our initial time? Don't speak in absent. 20 to 25. It's going to be, it will be several minutes before we deliver you the This off serve so it's not you're guaranteeing it. I won't have it in one minute. No, I don't know It'll be more than one there is I hope that's understandable. That's fine. Thank you. It'll be a little bit longer than that sure Yeah, I'm you waited this long Why don't you get to you as quickly as we can I know I know this isn't the best time frame, but we're gonna get it That's okay. Listen to our show okay. We'll get it to you all right
Starting point is 00:33:50 Well, I'm before the end of the show right yeah, yeah, we're getting you ice cream There's any updates or anything happens you come in I want you to let you know liaison, okay? Okay, I can do it. You can walk right in you're free to walk right in what's been keeping doing Zach We got a camera on him right now Minches over there man in the top end station just making sure he's got it down. Yeah. Oh look how fast this thing Holy shit You got him down okay, all right, we'll keep you updated. Yeah, that's a lot of dates. We're all counting on you Did he apply for summer house I heard he did no he didn't
Starting point is 00:34:41 On the cream Tears into this ice cream. Oh Walk up and just be like hey can we talk off-camera not content maybe you should have a towel patting him down his forehead job mincy oh man that's so much sweat he's like in a sauna. Did you guys see the After Dark at all last night? Oh my god. I watched the majority of it. It was mind-numbingly boring to watch until the clips, like it produced all-time clips I thought,
Starting point is 00:35:18 but when you're just like watching in the flow of it, you're like, what am I watching? They're walking up the floor just to saw the lay the ball in but then The clips that came from it were incredible the Rico at the end che choked hard. Did you see che? I did that was awesome. You're at like 46 and the first big on and the foul shot. Mm-hmm Yeah, I don't know if we have this is This is Gotta make the free throw it's slip
Starting point is 00:36:12 He's not a pressure guy like this Oh We got there pretty easily Jersey's killing me He brought so many he flew out just for this? Yeah. Kadek, did you see the celebration? Oh yeah. Kadek jerked off Rico. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:31 He was jerking him off. So naturally. Full on jerking him off. I don't think Minzy wanted, I don't think Minzy knew he was miked up. Yeah. He wanted Henkle out of there so bad. Hey, hey, we gotta get that guy out of here. He's missed so many more than me.
Starting point is 00:36:44 And then he pulled up the stats, no. We gotta get that guy out of here So many more than me stats no The highlight was so mincy had to make the tenth one every time so like we'd organize it be like mincy You're shooting this on the way down and one of the times He just basically didn't have a good enough shot for the layup, so he just called it passed it We got there easily oh, yeah, I feel like if it's not This is not live to do this is a video of new do Did Rico know that or did he know he knew it? Okay? But you would think the way he reacts to it. It was live
Starting point is 00:37:24 But you would think the way he reacts to it, it was live. Basically a dog barking at another dog on a TV screen. This clip is incredible. This is so funny to me. Yeah! You look at him. That sounded like Joey Yanks. Yeah, what? That sounded like Joey Yanks for a second. A little, a little Joey Yanks. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about.
Starting point is 00:37:49 That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about.
Starting point is 00:37:57 That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm gonna suck my fat fucking dick! That sounded like Joey Yanks.
Starting point is 00:38:06 Yeah, what? That sounded like Joey Yanks for a second. A little Joey Yanks. The out of context clip of just watching an adult man throw three passes and lay in the ball and then the entire room is like, yeah! Suck my fat fucking dick! Suck my fucking dick! Do we have the mincey off?
Starting point is 00:38:24 Oh yeah, look at that. Oh Kate is He's gonna be perfect on summer house. Yeah Did you see a che early in the stream? I'll find the timestamp. He grabs the ball and says give me that shit. Oh Like he's like he's grabbing a rebound. Yeah in the NBA Let me find it for you TJ. Do you have the mincy hot mic? Cuz that I heard about that. I didn't see it. We gotta get him
Starting point is 00:38:59 Danny was there a moment where you're like I'm fucked I'm never getting out of here? I couldn't believe it took that quickly. Give me that shit. Under his breath. Give me that shit. Give me that shit. Oh my god. But after Mincy passed up on the video. He's crapping a pass. Give me that shit.
Starting point is 00:39:17 With no defense. That was intended for you, man. Board man get paid. But yeah, after Mincy just refused to take that layup I thought I don't know if he'll ever get it. Yeah luckily he did. A while you guys couldn't like get past eight. Mm hmm. So you must have found a stride. Yeah it took a good hour but the fact that it was before midnight we were all thinking it was gonna take longer than
Starting point is 00:39:44 the forty-one stream. I don't know I don't know where we The fact that it was before midnight we were all thinking it was gonna take longer than the 41 stream I don't know. I don't know where we went wrong in the miscalculations there Because because we could do it pretty slow you could walk yeah travel and yeah mincy was Tate was egregious with the travels. Oh, yeah, you reminded us every single time that he was the tenth shot. Lucas if you're lying I'm going to stab you with a pencil knife. I need to come back. Come back. Come back. Oh.
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Starting point is 00:40:26 Oh, he missed it anyway. That's a funny joke. Did Bosco try to kick the ball at one point? Yeah, he just missed. Hand lift times. Missed, then did the jersey change. Constant jersey changes. Ugh.
Starting point is 00:40:41 Oh, man. It was good shit. It was. Were you worried, Danny, that you were never gonna get out of there Yeah, after the first hour I think we got our highest was maybe 15 because it looks easy But obviously you guys were getting gassed mmm and like tired, and we just wouldn't slow down myself included I don't know why just can't slow down to three-man weave, and it's in motion. Yeah, it gets going
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Starting point is 00:42:08 I mean, when we did that fast food challenge, remember? It almost just didn't count, right? It was just so much liquid in my stomach. I was drinking all the milkshakes, eating all the ice cream. Are they pouring it? Is it? Can we pick up what they're saying? I think it was. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:31 That sounds good. So much sweat in that ice cream. Yeah. What's gonna be your first cone? Swirl? Swirl? Swirl. Love a swirl. And it tests both basins.
Starting point is 00:42:48 Well, I wanna do all three pulls the first time. I don't know if the machine can even handle that. But I think we have to stress that. I don't think that's ever been done. Donnie grabbing some cookie doughs. All fair play. That's what it's there for Chocolate going in
Starting point is 00:43:23 Seconds I could just watch Zackie. I know get eyes on it KB as you walked by I did Maybe ten minutes from now or so there was a good seemed like a burst of optimism. Yeah All right, maybe ten minutes Nick. Did you get bit last night? Oh, yeah Same thing. No, it's gotten a little better. Oh, yeah, and I had some dog trainers reach out to me There's some things I've been working what they say show on the Show him the alpha, flip him over on his back. Yep. Yeah. Like this is my house. It's my house.
Starting point is 00:43:50 It's your house, my fucking house. Yeah, you can't have your, you can't have, smaller dogs can't think that they're kings. No. That's a bad small one. No. So what else did you do? I bought a crate.
Starting point is 00:44:00 Yep. Yeah. And uh. Did he whine in the crate? Yeah. But listen, that. But then he calmed down and fell Yep. Yeah. And, uh. Did he whine in the crate? Yeah. But listen, that. But then he calmed down and fell asleep. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:09 Most people go crate, right? Yeah. Yeah. Well, because again, it's like, I don't know. You'll find out what Ernesto gets into. But like, a lot of people have puppies. And like, if you leave them out, they'll chew everything. You know, they'll chew shoes and stuff. So that's why you need the crate if you go them out, they'll chew everything. They'll chew shoes and stuff.
Starting point is 00:44:25 So that's why you need the crate if you go out. And they also feel, I feel like dogs like their crates eventually. I think it's like a safe little den. Right. Right. Yeah, it'll be fine. Yeah, I got lucky.
Starting point is 00:44:36 Stella's never, she never did the chewing shoes or chewing shit, just leave her out. No, I filmed him in slow-mo yesterday, just to, he bounces when he runs But he like turned course and beeline towards me and like licked his lips before Did you guys already play the video for Instagram story? That was the tail end of it He was like running and saw me filming jumped up on the couch licked his lips like just started feasting on me
Starting point is 00:45:02 Are you ready for your for your camera roll to just be all dog? It pretty much is yeah, yeah long till you make it its own Instagram page never come on Right beforehand. Oh Yeah, he's ready for it Give me them knuckles right for my hand It's awesome really fun going home. Yeah Yeah, that sounds great Has a pinky warmed up to you yet?
Starting point is 00:45:44 Yeah, a little bit slowly, but surely they get along the cats In private oh Not never in front of you if one sees us looking they'll stop getting along. Oh wow yes, that's funny That's all there is with cats I'm worried my daughter's gonna want to get a cat. Oh yeah, sir signs I gotta just I gotta get some propaganda going in my house the best mine does barrel rolls on the floor when I get home from work like a dog he's pumped but it's everybody yeah everybody always just compares it to a dog the best the best the cat can be is
Starting point is 00:46:17 there like a dog yeah like oh we play fetch with it. Yeah. We get the fuck out of our furniture. I feel like you develop a very specific, um, affection that's separate from dogs and amusement with cats. I had a cat grow. I had a cat and a dog. Never mind. It was fine. I liked the cat. But it was like, the dog was better. It's like a really cool screensaver. A cat? Mm-hmm. That's a really good way to put it.'s every once in a while you get to like watch it. Okay? Yeah, yeah, look there's a furry screen saver. I'm not anti cats. I'm more. I would rather have a dog
Starting point is 00:46:57 Would you rather have a lava lamp? that a cat What color I don't know you rather if we're talking like a Traditional red probably give me a cap But if we're talking like that like the blue that turns into green yeah the turquoise yeah that that might be that might be it right there Yeah Would you rather have it over a cat? Oh?
Starting point is 00:47:22 What other one they're very similar would you rather have like the cutest, kindest, fluffiest cat that you have like a really healthy, loving relationship with or find a four leaf clover today? Four leaf clover. I mean that's, come on. Easy. That's so easy. Yeah, that's good luck.
Starting point is 00:47:40 That's so easy. You agree, right? Yeah. Yeah. You agree, right? Yeah. Yeah. You're a cat guy. I am a cat guy. Four leaf clover. Really do it for me, they amuse me.
Starting point is 00:47:51 Yeah. They, I mean, they are low maintenance. Not when they're making dough. Yeah. Get a little bread dough on ya. Purring. That's fun. I love the purring, yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:04 Purring's great. The kneading and purring is great fun. I love the prayer. I love it's great meeting and purring. Yeah, great Yeah, unbeatable. Do you still use that giant litter robot? That's out. Yeah. Yeah that thing sucks Really? Yeah, they always try to make like the technological advances for pets and it's always like this. Yeah, stupid It's not hard to take out the shit. Yeah, scoop the shit on the phone Yeah, do it every day you have to scoop shit every day my girlfriend does it every day. I do it like once a year And you probably make a big deal of it when you do it I'm home from work. I guess
Starting point is 00:48:41 in the house. I'm home from work, I guess. Go right back to ya. No, it's fine, I still have my shoes on from work. I'll take out the dog. When I do the dishes, like annually, it's, oh, I'm smashing the plate down. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:58 Honey, I don't want- I'm wrestling the dishes. Honey, I had a long day of playing basketball. I don't need this right now. It's great, too, when you have the the cognizant Kate's gonna hate this conversation Do it before being asked so you get like oh your credit getting walked in on yeah in the dishes Yeah, or like like I'll take out the trash and my wife come down and just be like oh Yeah, I took that shit out
Starting point is 00:49:23 I walked all of 30 feet to my alley, and it was awesome by me. Just asking, clean or dirty, about the dishwasher, and I'm hoping to God it's dirty so I can just put my plate in. But just asking, it feels like it buys me a few months. Asking is big. Or sometimes when it's like, you kind of know it's clean
Starting point is 00:49:46 But you're like I maybe I see a little food spec. Let me run it again So many spotless issues the run it again such a great move oh You know in your heart of hearts. It's as clean as could be and you're like dad We got to run it again, and then you're just like, well I don't know what cabinets these go in. You're very particular. I don't wanna mess up the flow. Oh, I just leave shit out. Yeah, there's like four different items,
Starting point is 00:50:13 I don't know where they go. Yeah, any type of mixer, bowl, like large utensil, that just gets left out. Everything else I can put away. Oh, there goes my dish. Have you ever thrown away a dish because you didn't feel like I can put away. Oh, there it goes. Have you ever thrown away a dish because you didn't feel like doing it? No.
Starting point is 00:50:28 Okay, me either. I am like, I don't understand it. I think this is just, maybe Kate can speak to it because it blows my mind. Like, I don't understand why we just don't use paper plates all the time. Yeah. Like I am such a paper plate guy.
Starting point is 00:50:43 Paper plates are so easy, Kate. Why? Why do we have to do dishes? Especially if you guys do the Pat's thing is loading the dishwasher, but like dog shit. And then he's like, oh, oh, oh. And then I'm like, I guess, oh. The worst is, uh.
Starting point is 00:50:57 Weaponized incompetence. That's what it is. Yeah, I love that. I've been living in my house for two years now. And like maybe a month ago, my wife pulled out a drawer at the top of the dishwasher and she's like see this This is where the utensils go and I had just not been taking any of the utensils out I've been using the old tray, you know the tray that's at the bottom. Oh Yeah, there's my dishwasher has the pull out
Starting point is 00:51:21 And I just didn't know existed. Oh Yeah, so every time I would empty the dishwasher, I just wouldn't take any of the utensils. And I just went, where the fuck are the forks? You gotta know where the forks are. You gotta know where the forks are. Have you been, how's your snacking been? Snacks has been good, I haven't been doing a lot of it.
Starting point is 00:51:42 I've been heavy on just, you remember this, I think they were called stone wheat thins, they got rid of them. They made it feel like there was fur on your tongue. Yeah, I don't know why I like these crackers. Weird about them. The Whole Foods has a generic brand. It's like the big square cracker.
Starting point is 00:51:58 I've been housing those. Talk about yourself. Just blame? Yeah. Square cracker. Big square cracker. Yeah, they discontinued these. Yeah. Square crack. Big square crack. Yeah, they discontinued these. Stoned wheat. What?
Starting point is 00:52:09 I swear they made me feel. These do not exist anymore. Hey, maybe you were allergic. Maybe. I didn't do the minis. You were snacking on these. I do snack on these. I found a generic from Whole Foods.
Starting point is 00:52:21 How many layers of cheeses and meats and carbs are you putting on it? I usually go? like Cheese meats and then I'll also just go all raw dogs some of them Kind of a good wine dad. It's like stretching after you work out Like I'll eat dinner and then I'll have like five of those. Oh, yeah cool down. Yeah You got a cool down.
Starting point is 00:52:45 So those are my savory versus the sweet, whatever I'm ending on. I've been ending the night on those. Savory. And I was gonna tell you, I'm ready to make some statements about the Kinder Bueno. Okay. Oh, all right, I've been waiting.
Starting point is 00:52:58 What is that? It's a better Kit Kat. What? Kinder has really good chocolate. The Kinder Bueno. How is it better that? Have you had it do you know I can level you one more get a happy hippo Kyle Find happy hippos from kinder happy hip. I just have a great milk chocolate. These are better They're better than KitKats kinder's the one with the eggs
Starting point is 00:53:21 That's like half toy on one side that your kid could choke on and I think they only do Yeah, you can't do toys with foods in the US Is he allowed should he be allowed he's allowed to I've I've I mean I trust him more than anyone so That's the hippo what do we we have here? Holy shit. Oh my god. What am I, is that a pastry or? It's like a little biscuit with the chocolate cream and whatever the other. It's like a kinder blaino. Super crunchy. Yeah. Also I got the clip of Mincy shit talking Henkel behind his back. Oh let's see. Henkel's all flay arms. Henkel needs to pass. He's missed more than me. Joe Smith ten dollars. Henkel's missed a lot of times. Henkel needs to just pass.
Starting point is 00:54:20 No no he's missed more than me. Whoa, he's just avowing. I thought he was saying it under his breath. This is seconds after Mincy travels while doing a two-handed layup. Don't get down. Pass. Did Hinkle say anything back? Did Mincy, was that true that Mincy had, that Hinkle had missed more than Mincy? So, Hinkle had just subbed in because Hank was on me and Tate's squad
Starting point is 00:54:47 for like the hour before that. And so he probably only shot like, I don't know, 10 times and missed two. Oh. Yeah. There was some serious tension between Mincy and Hankel. That's really, really funny. Funny rivalry.
Starting point is 00:55:01 Damn, look at him, he's just rocking it right now. He's working so hard. You'd think he'd like stand up and be like hey, can I help would you? Know you're right. Yeah, you're right. That's not happening Looks kind of sad. It's making me want to hear a barbershop quartet. Yeah Why the big bowtie is that ever a thing with ice cream? I don't know Is that ever a thing with ice cream? I don't know. It looks like it's made out of a trash bag.
Starting point is 00:55:27 Oh, oh, oh. Something's happening. Oh, oh shit. What is this? Oh, oh, Donnie warmed it up on the oven. Smart. Oh, were they just shaking it to thaw it? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:41 That's vanilla. That's chocolate. Okay. Yeah. That's vanilla. That's chocolate. Okay. And they're gonna have to do this every week. Every day.
Starting point is 00:55:52 Yeah, every day. Every day, you gotta do this whole time. So what was the walk-in freezer too cold? I don't know. I don't know where they froze it. I guess they said it comes pre-frozen. It comes frozen like that, and then you're supposed to keep it in, like, a cooler. Or, like, you know how you de-thaw things in your fridge?
Starting point is 00:56:14 You're supposed to then put it in a fridge and let it be fully de-thawed. This might be part of the dry versus wet ingredients argument that we have. The diagram that we looked at is... This is a side effect of the wet experience. Got it. But the wet ingredients argument. The diagram that we looked at is, this is a side effect of the wet experience. Got it. But the wet is better. It'll taste better. Richer and creamier, but not better.
Starting point is 00:56:34 Now could you eventually switch to dry or no once you go cream? We'd know. I don't know. One day I'm gonna have a long sit down with our cleaning lady. Yeah, she would be great on a dog walk. Oh, she'd have so much to say.
Starting point is 00:56:49 What does she say when she goes home? Yeah, I don't know. Fuck! I got a fucking ice cream machine now! The guys on the weekend have a great set up because they come in Sunday when we're doing PMT and we just always over order. Yeah, same with the guys at night. They'll get in on the action sometimes. have a great set up because they come in Sunday when we're doing PMT and we just always over order. Yeah, same with the guys at night.
Starting point is 00:57:06 Yeah. They'll get in on the action sometimes. It's got to be such a great feeling for them to just show up and be like, what are we having for dinner tonight? It's free food. And then they walk in here after a plinko day and light up a cigarette.
Starting point is 00:57:19 God damn it. Yeah, how does she explain to her family that we keep antiquing people in here? Like, what is this? Although Za cleans up. Shout out to Za. He always does. He's always on it. Yeah, how does she explain to her family that we keep antiquing people in here? What's up, what's up with you good brah that the I was at the classic yesterday where was it fun we were in Indianapolis right actually it was actually pretty cool for the holes were We're in the middle of the speedway the speed track. Oh Oh, that's really cool. They had Ferraris out there racing all day. I was trying to get in one. Holy shit, did you drive down or fly?
Starting point is 00:57:52 We flew. It was like 30 minutes. We spent more time getting out of the O'Hare air traffic. So how many classics have you been through this season? I probably missed like a couple, three or so. We've done close to ten, probably close to ten. Wow. Altogether, so far. They all get mixed up. Any maniacs? Nah, nothing crazy this year. I mean the Florida one was hella windy the we couldn't keep our signs up But apart from that nothing really actually there was a there was like a fire explosion by a private the private airport in Florida
Starting point is 00:58:32 But apart from that there was huh I didn't really I didn't really follow that I didn't want to follow up too much because we were we were getting on a flight That night, so yeah, yeah pilots must not have been making small talk Yeah, I watched that third episode. Oh, yeah, holy fuck We were getting on a flight that night, so yeah. The pilots must not have been making small talk. Yeah. I watched that third episode. Oh yeah. Holy fuck. Did you like the big baby?
Starting point is 00:58:51 Quite something. Right? Yeah. Quite something. I'm getting waterboarded by the big tit. His brain. What is the budget for that show? It's got to be.
Starting point is 00:59:06 HBO probably has unlimited money. He, it seems to be like, well they end up getting a commercial airliner. And two, one to film it from. It's, I mean, even just the little stuff when they had the dogs and they got the air from San Jose. Yeah, the air from San Jose yeah the air from driving air Three hours I remember when that how I was watching that happen I was like this is the most insane thing I've ever seen by the end of the episode I forgot that that yeah Diego air I was that wasn't even one of the top five
Starting point is 00:59:40 Okay, what a brain what a brain Is it coming out it sounds like it might be Mincy not even one ask look at him he's been plopped he hasn't helped at all I'm making the interns wear name tags now. Oh, that's good. I saw that. I appreciated that. They all look very similar. And I just, I need to learn their names, but it's going to take forever if I try to do
Starting point is 01:00:33 it the old fashioned way. Just call them all chaps. Has anyone stuck out to you? Or has anyone attempted to stick out to you? Good or bad? No. I mean, they're all kind of the same. It's really nothing.
Starting point is 01:00:48 No one's tried anything? No, no one's tried anything. Yeah, they seem a little bit better than last year, where I feel like this time last year, we already had like three intern talking. Yeah, they threw a party, right? Yeah, they threw a party. There was something else. Jacob was writing you letters. Yeah. It's a party. There was something else.
Starting point is 01:01:06 Jacob was writing you letters. Yeah. Look at him now, though. Oh, Mincy. Mincy on the move. Oh, Zach. Where's Miny going? There he goes. He's got an important call.
Starting point is 01:01:36 See ya. We got an update? Both the hoppers are full fully loaded fully loaded. Yeah So now it's just how we wait now. It's just a time Yep Now just how we're gonna get it a little bit air beat in for you some freeze and should be good to go It's close. We're getting close Wow You feel it? Yeah you yeah. Yeah, you have a you have a speech ready you think or I? Think the cones might hopefully speak for themselves
Starting point is 01:02:08 Some satisfied customers will be good okay, mm-hmm you have a tip jar Yeah further employment. I thought was the If we're able to X you that's true, that's a pretty good tip for their employment. I agree. Yeah All right. Well, you could throw a chip out there Okay, like to all right. See maybe people throw some money in there never know. Yeah That's the update where max or max capacity with what's this? Is this more I? Think it might be more topics or topics Oh, I could be misspeaking if I had to talking hands with the box and we're not gonna run out of cream
Starting point is 01:02:48 We make mincy just wear that every day It's really funny. It is a good fit. I heard him say this morning I usually wear the powdered blues on game day, but occasion today's game day Ole Miss getting the shit kicked out of him in the College World Series, very funny. She's out of it. All right, all right. It was a college baseball game or something.
Starting point is 01:03:12 Every game is like 15 to 14. I don't understand how that sport breeds personalities in a way that other sports don't. What is it about college baseball specifically that just the amount of just like, suck my balls in a second. Guys get like a double and then they're on second base and they're just like, fucking suck.
Starting point is 01:03:32 And the UMS have started getting into it where the UMS are starting to yell at guys and like. It's incredible. It is. And it's not like one, like Tennessee was the first team to pop on my radar a few years ago, but the more you watch and pay attention, it's not like what like Tennessee was the first team to pop on my radar a few years ago But the more you watch and pay attention, it's not just them. Right?
Starting point is 01:03:48 I felt I was only impression was just like Tennessee's baseball team. It's not it's it's seemingly all re Every guy that plays college baseball Is not only a douchebag. I was gonna say very proud of it right to the furthest their ego monster Say and there's always like really look away a couple fat guys But then in the MLB coach the opposite yeah, the coaches are that way the umpires are that way the fans are that way Oh, yeah Is it cuz it's crazy is it a trickle up or trickle down from the travel kid leagues being like all the crazy? Jewelry and them and like all the crazy
Starting point is 01:04:23 And like the parents being crazy about it. Yeah. And then they just get humbled once they get to the majors. What is this? What is this? We just don't. What is this? Oh, root beer?
Starting point is 01:04:32 No, that's black cherry soda. Whoa. Trying to make floats? On day one. Oh no, Mincy's gone rogue. That machine is making so much noise. Love that. We can hear it. I love that I Want it fucking?
Starting point is 01:04:49 hurry Question is should it be making that much noise we'll find out sounds that sounds good, right? Feel free to shoot me down on this cuz probably security nightmare, but yes Cream feel free to shoot me down on this cuz probably security nightmare, but yes Okay, okay letting other people come in no no oh if you showed up outside Me out with a cream team hurt on I will run you out of cone. Okay. I won't do it Don't know you'll get kidnapped. Yeah, that's okay be something to talk about Never mind don't show up here with the Groom Team. I just don't know how we'd manage that.
Starting point is 01:05:27 It feels unmanageable. OK. An ice cream truck. Yeah. Now we're talking. Well, I'm daydreaming about starting an ice cream cake side business if we have extra at the end of every week. And then maybe I can use that to help you pay off the...
Starting point is 01:05:45 Oh, there's no payoff. I've been watching the Dairy Queen ice cream cake videos, and I'm like, I think I could do that with these. Have you done it before? I've made them before, yeah. I mean, that's good use of it, because I think that, like, when we get to the end of the week, you throw out whatever's in there.
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Starting point is 01:07:29 How often does the favorite actually win? 25 to 30. Yeah, decent amount. Pretty good amount. 50 to 60. Depends on the race. 50 to 60. 50 to 60, yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:41 Probably not 50 to 60. Well, like- Well, it depends on how what the favorite is. Like there's races where the favorite could be four to one versus a race where the favorite could be one to two. Twenty percent. I already wanted the twenty five thirty, twenty five to thirty. You feel good about that?
Starting point is 01:08:03 I think higher. Okay. Oh Let's see what Stephen Che left us with this week. By the way, Francis is here tomorrow Yeah, and also did fights and Tommy dropped their new trailer Yeah, we are. That's awesome. We have a part. Yeah, they've been busting their asses. It's like a seven episode comedy series It looks amazing. Let's watch it. I'm sorry. Hey! Hey-o! Hey-o! Is that um... is that Megan's real last name?
Starting point is 01:09:30 I've never met her. I haven't either. What did it say? Bitchel? No way. I don't I don't think I think that's just it can't be right. Yeah, that would be a brutal I don't know. A mild deviation. They put Sass is real name. That's what he's going by now Sass is dead. Yeah, I said you dead named him Wow. He's Harry settle Wow and France will be here tomorrow, but I do have one critique of son of a boy dad's been awesome No, that is her name. Oh it is. Yeah, what her last name's bitch. Oh, yes It's on IMDb and all that. Oh it is. Yeah, what her last name's bitch. Oh, yes It's on IMDB and all that. Oh, well Okay, that couldn't that could be
Starting point is 01:10:13 Junior high was probably not fun for her. No Anything she is yeah Francis calls sass hairball all the time Hey hairball, it's the only thing that's my only note of son of a boy. It's a great great podcast three of funniest guys We've got Hairball bothers me. I don't know. I'll take it up with Francis tomorrow. Is he being like ironic? No, I it's an endearing thing. Like, he loves Sass, but. It is the most one-sided relationship ever.
Starting point is 01:10:49 It's so funny. Sass just doesn't give anything to me. Sass is Francis' cat. Yeah, bean cat. Sass is Francis' screen saver. Yeah. Yeah. Sass like hairball?
Starting point is 01:11:01 I'm going to give you unconditional love constantly. And I expect maybe some attention once every other month Yeah, and hopefully if I die in my apartment. You don't eat my who knows yeah Hairball we'll take it up with him That Francis doesn't need to blink huh huh he He posted this post the other day. It was on his story. So I don't know if you... But he said he has trouble talking to people because he also has to remember to make himself blink to make other people comfortable. What? Because he doesn't naturally blink or like
Starting point is 01:11:36 his eyes don't need to blink. I believe it. So when he's talking he's also like, oh you better blink soon. You better blink soon. And it like fucks with him. Sometimes you're too like hyper conscious when you're filming a video. He's like, okay, let me act natural, you know And maybe that's what it was. I was like, oh, I've never heard of them So he has to manually blink he has like manually remind himself to blink so that he doesn't freak people out What do you mean? He doesn't need to blink? I don't know. I guess that's what he said I guess enough people have pointed out in a lot of his videos that like he never blinked
Starting point is 01:12:04 Yeah, so now he has to make him blink. I believe it blinking serve like a biological purpose. Oh, yeah He doesn't need to do that I guess not I don't have to ask him when he's here But maybe I'll go I never heard he just got wet eyes Naturally wet eyes. Yeah, you have to blink Kyle That makes sense cuz we do it so often But you know like you're trying to remember your lines or whatever for the video and you're kind of in your head I feel like I don't need to blink during that 30 seconds either. Yeah. Too focused. Francis could do like two minute videos
Starting point is 01:12:36 and it feels like he doesn't blink. Yeah. Now that I think about it. Those selfie videos. they're so funny when he does though when he eats like a he did a seafood tower at the office So good excited see is he coming he's coming in yeah, he's here tomorrow and Friday for I think he's got some shows in Chicago Sweet, we'll do a blink count. I'll show Yeah, yeah I love Francis. Find out where he is. Man, I'm getting nervous. Jacob says 120. 120?
Starting point is 01:13:09 Oh, that's five minutes from now. Oh my god, five minutes? Five minutes? It's happening. What are you guys gonna do for your first cone? Twist, I think. Yeah. No way, straight talking.
Starting point is 01:13:19 Toppings or no? Actually, I'm gonna go vanilla with sprinkle. Oh, I like that. Thank you. It's a good move. Well, Minzy, you have to put the toppings on for us. I will not let him touch any part of this. Are we doing our own?
Starting point is 01:13:34 Yeah, I think so. Well, I guess you could ask. I'm doing my own. Yeah. I might do a cup with the hot fudge, with the cone on top, like the friendlies, like the hat. I want hot fudge. Also a classic. also a classic.
Starting point is 01:13:46 I think I need to see how each comes out first. Yeah. I don't want to be the first, I'll tell you that. I'm not brave enough. No. You see we got root beer float set up over there? Yep. Yeah, I think that's too much.
Starting point is 01:13:58 I think we gotta walk before. Who went rogue? I might do both. I think that's Mincy, Mincy did that. I'm worried we're gonna run out's Mincy. Mincy did that. I'm worried we're going to run out of cream today. Good problem to have. Is that the company's logo? Oh yeah, there's the advertiser.
Starting point is 01:14:15 There's the money shot. Mincy probably got paid for this. Oh yeah. Mincy's the only one who's in the black in this whole thing. Well the thing is he has no expenses. None. He eats for free, dresses for free, lives in the office. He's gonna accept that mustache.
Starting point is 01:14:34 Oh yeah, that's his funds. It's like the drill tweet. Yeah, yeah. I've seen widespread panic 75 times this year. Someone helped me with my finances. Surprised the rest of the office isn't uh making their way I think they're I think they're just waiting for for it to be a go Watching the Challenger takeoff go wrong
Starting point is 01:14:56 It seems very nervous Not at all I Not at all. He's funny. I actually heard Chuck, I just asked him, I'm like, is it okay if I mention this? Chuck had to confront Mitzi this morning about hitting up intern Brynn too much for, because she's the food person. He's already been. He's like, you gotta, you gotta. Because she's about, about what? Intern Brynn is in charge of like, evil of food. She's gonna be running the of like, evil love food.
Starting point is 01:15:25 She's gonna be running the Barstool Feeble of Food. Ah. And he's been hitting her up about... I guess so often that it's like, he's like... Chuck already had to step in. Chuck had to kindly be like, hey buddy. Oh, he's probably asking her to like... Get reservations and all.
Starting point is 01:15:38 Yeah, take a picture of this restaurant for... Yeah, yeah, yeah. If I can get free food. By the way, Chuck just texted me, the shot we were showing of the root beer stuff, that was from a Barstool Fund restaurant. So shout out those people. Oh, hell yeah.
Starting point is 01:15:50 That's good. That's opposite. We got mixed up with the Mincy. What is the brand? Shout them out. Graze. Graze. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:15:59 I will have a root beer, separate of my ice cream. I'm not a big root beer float guy. Never have been. I love them. I just like traditional, run the ball up the middle. Mm-hmm. There's a time and place for a root beer float. Yeah, those look good.
Starting point is 01:16:13 I'm gonna have one. Oh, vanilla ice cream with a cream soda? Hmm. Orange, damn. Yeah, they sent like a handwritten letter along with it. Oh, that's beautiful the gray family gray I I got a thank you Mitzi I got a question that's gonna probably get me in trouble with some friends, but I wanted your guys to take on it I Have a group chat with a bunch my friends guys and girls And I don't know when this started but
Starting point is 01:16:47 Everyone wishes each other's kids. Happy birthday on the group chat and I have not participated Hmm. How many people are we talking there are? Four couples and one friend so nine Wait, yeah, no Nine, no wait, yeah, no. Five couples in one friend, 11 people. Six entities. Six entities, and then, seven, 10 kids.
Starting point is 01:17:22 They're not relaying this to the kids. Right, that's my point Does the person whose child it is make it known to the chat that it's a child's birthday? No, oh someone has a calendar yeah, and I'm not in on it And then we're also doing like on my family group chat. We're doing dog birthdays So my asshole for not so is it like oh tell Wyatt we say birthday, right? You know someone will start the day being like oh Happy birthday, Timmy then there's an and then everyone will reply and say it and I'm just like what the fuck are we doing here?
Starting point is 01:18:00 Hey again someone's this is gonna somehow get six already it always does You never gonna see this. I don't participate in that no I Had a friend who is I? Don't I'll participate if it's my kid and they're wishing my kid a happy birthday, then I'll send back a picture Maybe but no hit him with the HPD. I don't even do HPD I Don't think it makes you an asshole, but I also don't think they're lame for okay So I'm I used to know that pretty kosher like I'm in a good spot of just doing nothing Yeah, you don't need anyone cares or even thought about yeah, all right good cuz I would probably handle it the same way
Starting point is 01:18:40 But I also don't think Yeah, not gonna your friend is just like hey I'm not gonna be like hey Let's cut this shit out cuz doesn't bother that much be mad as a parent if you didn't wish my son a happy I wouldn't give a fuck yeah as long as it doesn't escalate from here as long as you don't start getting Anyone has anyone ever wished you a happy anniversary with your wife like people who do that that would be weird. Yeah, that's what I think The husband shouldn't even know the end That's a weird move exclusively for
Starting point is 01:19:12 Parents yeah, I think my parents have maybe wished that yeah, but it's just like okay That's enough as a child of parents should I know their anniversary? I don't know my At all I Had a friend who was seeing a girl for like a year and a half and he texted me and was like yo Can you wish so-and-so a happy birthday? It's her birthday today, and I was like huh should I have known that no? Who has his birthday calendar? who the fuck keeps people know yeah Facebook Brandon knows birthdays here and I don't like that no I don't know all of you Connor knows and it's something they hold over you right but the harder
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Starting point is 01:21:31 Crickets from Dan. Nothing for Ava from Dan. Yeah, I just don't participate. Not even a sticker. I'll also sometimes even, I'll even do the side text to like, if it's one of my friend's birthdays, I'll text them solo and not participate in the group that means more. Yeah, I'm over I just don't like the I also don't like being the fifth person to say happy birthday. I've lost it
Starting point is 01:21:54 They don't carry now that at that point you're a nuisance right? It's just another text like being the fifth happy birthday on a group text is what is that? That's nothing It's a throwaway. Yeah, exactly. You don't mean not doing it is? It's nothing. It's a throwaway. Exactly. You don't mean it. Not doing it is more of a statement. It's glaring. I think you're fucked.
Starting point is 01:22:12 You have to at least like heart. Yeah, could you maybe just do that? What about just a thumbs up on the first chat? I was gonna bring this up. I'm Ofer in every group chat in the correct reaction sticker. Kyle, have you noticed? How thumbs up and everybody ha ha's after.
Starting point is 01:22:25 It's how love and then people will fire. You don't know when to do what. I just never know what to do. I drew the exclamation point on just about everything. What does that mean? Because I don't know what it means. It just is like. I think it's I really agree with you.
Starting point is 01:22:38 Yeah, you're emphasizing. Is this a way to end a conversation? Yeah. Exclamation point. And then he's like, whoa. Exclamation point works for everything for me. It does. It's like I'm shocked I'm happy you know what I said you know I think I'm gonna do with this group chat I think I'm gonna start wishing happy
Starting point is 01:22:53 birthday to only the kids I like yeah you have to be the first well yeah do it at midnight what your next one is gonna be a statement because all the prior ones yeah? Nothing yeah, so you can't do it again or wish my or maybe my son's birthdays come up Maybe wish his wish him a happy birthday on the group time wish your own so yeah your own kid. Yeah Yeah Yeah, I thought that it's one of those moments where like am I becoming like a like a grumpy old man or am I correct in this I Don't know yeah, I don't I Never expect anyone like yesterday was lovely, but I never expect anyone to like
Starting point is 01:23:42 Acknowledge my stuff or my it's like when I bring my kids in the office, it's nice if someone's silly with them or whatever, but I don't expect anybody to be like, oh wow, you know, like, so I kind of miss that cue on doing it for other people. Cause to me I'm like, I don't mind if you wish me happy birthday or not. Like, so then I miss it and people are like,
Starting point is 01:23:57 hey, you didn't send so and so a thing. And I'm like, oh shit, yeah. Maybe I'm an asshole. Yeah, maybe I'm an asshole too. No, it's settled. No, I think I'm consciously an asshole. I think you're just Negligent I'm bad with numbers and dates are numbers Are we ready?
Starting point is 01:24:19 125 They did a couple test polls and it was straight liquid. Oh no. That's what I said. So people in the chat were right, perhaps. Oh no. I think it just takes a little bit. Oh man.
Starting point is 01:24:34 So what is it spinning around in there? Walk up to him rubbing your tummy. And apologize for being a little late. Maybe fill up a bowl with all the toppings and then. Sorry I'm late. I would love to get one of those watches on Jacob that tells you the heart rate. Oh yeah, they're hearing the Jaws music
Starting point is 01:24:57 in their head right now. Sorry, I know I'm late. You said 1.20, I'm five minutes late. Are we ready? We can give it a try. I don't want to give it a try if we're not ready. We're letting the cooling time, the freezing time on the vanilla warm up a little bit. Letting the freezing time warm up for a little bit.
Starting point is 01:25:20 But it was, so. Ha ha ha ha ha. So the mixture was too cold. They needed to warm it up. So they could put it in the machine to now make it colder. We gotta make it colder now. Oh my god. Oh the chocolate's done. Oh he's sweating. Sweat It's insane how much sweat Nothing, huh Should we have mincy in here and ask him about how the machines going yeah sure mincy Let's just ask him yeah, like how confident do you feel cleaning the machine? Yeah. Big day.
Starting point is 01:26:44 Huge day. Huge day. So what uh... First of all, culmination of a lot of hard work. Yep. What's going on with the machine right now? I believe the vanilla, they're trying to get to the right, correct temperature. Okay. And do you feel confident in cleaning the machine and operating the machine? Wait, what's TJ saying? I'm gonna have to learn the operation. Go ahead. Yeah, go ahead. I'm again TJ. Yeah You'd have to ask Ben yeah, you heard him and you catch it
Starting point is 01:27:17 You got headphones on Yeah What's up, yeah What's up What How's how's the machine you can operate it I still am learning the machine but I'm in on all cleaning activities though Oh you are yeah, I'm here to help that. I know how to do it. I do not know Jacob and Zach got hit by a bus tomorrow. Would we? Be in trouble or would be like hey, I'll learn to next man up. Yeah, two doors. No next next man up I'll learn but I used I used to work in kitchens cleaning stuff back in the day ice cream machines
Starting point is 01:27:54 I don't think we had an ice cream machine. What were you cleaning? I was a kitchen boy. I was a kitchen boy at a camp two summers in high school You don't think you had an ice cream machine. No, we didn't have an ice cream machine. Oh, okay. No, there's no not faking, it was a nut. What's a kitchen boy? It was like a huge summer camp in Alabama and we had to, after breakfast, lunch, and dinner, we had to do all the dishes.
Starting point is 01:28:16 Like a busboy. Yeah, like a busboy. Yeah. That doesn't sound like a super funny job. Are you willing to guarantee? Yeah, I love that camp. Are you willing to guarantee the ice cream goes smooth today? I'm not willing to air and grab love that camp are you willing to guarantee the camp the the ice cream goes smooth today? I'm not willing to guarantee that the first the first day. I think we're gonna get this operation down cold
Starting point is 01:28:34 But ice nice. No. No, I think it'll be like a really smooth soon. I can't guarantee crushing But I do a shout out server products though. I love our topics dispensers Oh, yeah, and they came and shout out to those guys He was on a flight yesterday and reworked to schedule to make today. Oh, wow Yeah, he heard you talking on the act that that was my only job and he's like I couldn't let you down Yeah, so they brought they have the the containers. Yes, so they do the art shit We have fudge the caramel we're trying to get to the right temperature still.
Starting point is 01:29:07 We got the dispensers, you pull the lever down. Yeah, it's good stuff. Holy shit, that's awesome. You asked me to use my ability to get free stuff. And you did it. What's the name of the company again? Server Products. They're out of Milwaukee area.
Starting point is 01:29:21 Love that. And then we got some cool package from Jamesville, Wisconsin, somebody from the Barstool Fund. Yeah. We sent in all the root beer funds. There we go. Which is super cool. And they're on the Barstool Fund.
Starting point is 01:29:31 Great brewing. Great brewing. Very full circle. Cool. This is the longest I've ever waited for ice cream. Here we go. Everybody stand by. Oh.
Starting point is 01:29:41 Oh. They're not coming this way. Oh, no. What? Sawaka Shame.. Oh, oh no what so walk of shame? Yes, we're ready to go my god all right get out there man happening we go. Oh my god, it's yeah Congratulations, okay. Thank you. Well done, Macy Topping whoa hold on they dapped they just dapped they just happened. They just said that was a celebratory dapp Is that the most confidence we've seen with the green team? Yes All right, here we go boys. Is it premature though? Everyone, please subscribe if you're watching my dad
Starting point is 01:30:14 This is big a lot of people watch your moments. All right Godspeed Okay. Kadek is lingering. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. He's gonna put his mouth under that. I'm gonna jerk this machine off. Oh my God.
Starting point is 01:30:38 He's icing him. He's icing him. Oh no. Feel like that Jacob-Zach combo, you can feel some palpable nerves. Oh yes, that's very, very apparent. But you're not nervous at all? I feel confident.
Starting point is 01:30:52 I mean you were the toppings guy. Look what's there, toppings. Yeah, look. Like I said, Big Cat told me to get free shit, and I got free shit. Ain't no stopping Vincey Toppin. No. What did you learn about those two boys along the way?
Starting point is 01:31:07 They take everything extremely seriously. Mm-hmm. You know, they, you know. Do you smell the machine? Yep. Is the machine smelly? Oh, yeah. You can cut the tension in the air with a knife. Are Kadek and Rick just in line?
Starting point is 01:31:30 Are they camped out? I think they're in. Oh, I see what they have. No way! No fucking way! Oh, hell yes, boys! Do you guys want to say something? To the audience, turn towards the camera.
Starting point is 01:31:50 We're ready to cream. That's it? Cream for the serving everyone. Cream is ready. She's ready, cream is ready. You thought I was going? I didn't know if you were... Which handle? I'm gonna go middle.
Starting point is 01:32:08 Twist? Yeah, you guys are gonna go on two at the same time. Make sure we get the same shot. I think you gotta go... I'm going on this side. Yeah, but don't get... I'm going on the camera. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:32:19 Okay. Someone wanna count us down? Someone wanna count us down? Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one. Go! Oh! It's ice cream! We did it!
Starting point is 01:32:42 We did it! Yeah! Yeah! We did it! We did it! We did it! We did it! We did it! Great job! Great job! Great job! Holy shit! Woo!
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Starting point is 01:33:21 Stay. Stay. Stay. Stay. OK. That looks huge. Look at that. Can't believe it.
Starting point is 01:33:34 Oh, no. I'm losing it. Uh-oh, no. Here we go. Ah. That's delicious life. Yay! Wow! It's delicious. Woo! Wow, it's delicious!
Starting point is 01:33:46 Fuck the doubters, fuck the haters, we cream the people! Satisfy Big Cat on the cream right there. Satisfy Big Cat. Straight up and cheese. Here we go, let's go! Holy shit, it's good ice cream. We did it. Buy a t-shirt. Can you put the link in, TJ, and then also send it to me? Unbelievable.
Starting point is 01:34:24 Hank, it's good. It's good. This is probably the best day of my life. To have an ice cream machine, a personal ice cream machine for the office, I'll be eating ice cream machine for the office I'll be eating ice cream non-stop oh it's delicious consistency tastes just like an ice cream shop I'm so proud of the boys I'm so proud of the boys look at that look at Titus, oh.
Starting point is 01:35:10 We just have ice cream. Money shot, money shot. Oh yeah. What a moment. Oh, where were you? Barstool after dark in the chat said tape first in line shot. Oh, yeah, he was running he ran towards it Look at the buzz I'm gonna forget about that. Look at the buzz. Whoa.
Starting point is 01:36:11 I want another one right now. Oh, Menci. Basking in it. Look at Menci. Basking. How is this? Good? Come give a review.
Starting point is 01:36:23 Come give a review, come give a review. It tastes like the real stuff. It's like a... I gotta say, I wasn't 100% sold on this idea. It's magical. It's magical. The helmets were a nice touch. We work in an ice cream factory. Yeah, this is amazing stuff.
Starting point is 01:36:43 Cookie dough, Oreos, hot fudge. People were noting that you were the first in line tape. Yeah. It's so good and now we just have this forever And it's never gonna break. There's cheesecake cubes Cheesecake cubes cheesecake All right t-shirts are up T-shirts are up. I think we should do we should do branded helmets. Yeah, I mean I I want to do I was saying to them like week one NFL season I want all 32 NFL helmets. Oh, I want us to be eating crepe like just a fast week. Yeah, where it's like start a college basketball season get us
Starting point is 01:37:46 Yeah, we're you know, the basketballs like just themes all the time 6 4 25 There should be a fifth star in the Chicago flag after this. Yeah, I'm wondering if we're gonna I hope we don't run out of cream because I need to eat a lot more It just came it comes out perfectly too Kate was the first one out there and she's still somehow at the end of the line Bob. It just comes out perfectly, too. Kate was the first one out there, and she's still somehow at the end of the line. She let everybody go ahead.
Starting point is 01:38:11 Oh, man. It's good, right? Yeah. It's really good. Like, I was worried that it wasn't going to taste like the real stuff, but it tastes like the real stuff. Kadek?
Starting point is 01:38:23 Big Cat, I'm going to have to be filming you basically at at all times see if you ever drip. Yeah, that's fine I'm again. I'm you know what pretending. I'm not there I would I welcome the challenge good cuz there'll never be a drip But like if I have to walk in the part of my take studio mid recording done. You're eating ice cream I won't drip. Did you grab a napkin? No? Why would I? need a napkin this is Don't know I need a napkin? This is I Don't know what you want me to say. I don't drip the guy doesn't drip
Starting point is 01:38:52 But I don't even think a sprinkle hit the ground I just have immaculate cone control at all times. I Don't know You could be off your game one day now that it's in the office. So if anything I'll get better because I'll just be I'll be constantly with a cone in my hand. What point do I get to go get seconds. So I have to wait for everyone to get worse. I think so. Yeah I'm thinking that too. This is way better than I even thought. I mean yeah like I knew. Yeah I knew it was a real machine and I knew it should taste like a real machine, but still
Starting point is 01:39:28 just the idea that it's here. It's so strange it being out of its element. You can't get this at Wrigley Field. No. They only give you the whole bill. We're better than Wrigley. Yeah. I can almost taste the sweat.
Starting point is 01:39:40 Man, what a moment. Is this the closest that an ice cream machine and a basketball court are together in the world? That might be. Yeah, you might be right. We should get a plaque. We should get a plaque. I couldn't imagine there's... Closer than...
Starting point is 01:39:57 Maybe a concession stand. Maybe a concession stand. No, please. But now soft serve is rare. They just take it away from the hoop. Yeah, you're right. It has to be. How do you feel, Jacob? It's the closest one's ever been to a Plinko. Come hoop. Yeah, you're right. It has to be how you feel Jacob It's the closest ones ever been to a plink of lunch. How do you feel what?
Starting point is 01:40:09 Yeah, we're on sale. Yeah, you could show it comes on. Oh, and wait how ice cream go eat ice cream Okay Okay, and then wait do we put this thing on standby tonight or do what do we do? Okay, and then wait do we put this thing on standby tonight or do what do we do? Okay Talking to Mike It depends on how much mix we run through if there's mix left Then we'll put it on standby and let it kind of refrigerate But if we if we run through our whole supply we can try and get more
Starting point is 01:40:41 But we'll probably flush it out and clean it. We have more though right? We have one more gallon of each flavor we dump three gallons in each thing. What if we run through today? Do we have more? We have one spare gallon. And where's the rest? Do we have more No beyond this. How do you wait?
Starting point is 01:41:08 So you're saying that if we run through all this and then we pour the last Gallons in there last spare gallons, and then we run through that tomorrow. I could come in and there won't be ice cream Correct what? We got a boy. We got a Jacob Jacob This is kid. This has to never stop You ordered four gallons total Of each flavor. Yeah We gotta put a gallon behind like the fire extinguisher We can't, I have to have
Starting point is 01:41:34 We can get more We went over budget. We need more. How do you No there is no budget. Stop saying over budget I'll handle the budget Okay. No budget. Jacob can you tell how much is in the machine at any given time? And like a gas tank in a car. Is there a way to or is it just you just look at the top? That's it look at the top Jacob you there's no way of knowing if it's like halfway done or
Starting point is 01:41:57 Jacob based on the base on the jigs hopper yeah, we need more but cream okay We'll get more we know but we need like tomorrow if there's not ice cream What is this? Okay? This is you know what I mean? Oh fuck This is like think of this as the eternal flame for JFK once you turn it on it can never be turned off Okay, and so you went over budget so the corner you cut was ice cream Well, we need it we wanted to show. I'm worried we're going to run out right now. Before we came to you asking for more money, I wanted, like we wanted to have results. Yeah, well, no, we need, we need, we need more. We'll get more cream. This is
Starting point is 01:42:36 the best ice cream I've ever had. How quickly can you have it? Hey Lisa, did you get some ice cream? Get over there. No, why? It's incredible! Is she here because it's a live event? Chocolate's gone. This is a disaster! Chocolate is gone? There's still a long line, Jacob! No way! With one gallon left, we've already gone through... He didn't buy enough ice cream!
Starting point is 01:43:00 Now the mission accomplished sign doesn't seem so funny! No way! That was fast! That was so fast. There's still a line. Oh he was cocky too. Oh my god. He was just talking. How do we wait that's chocolate? How did we not have enough? How do we not? There's only four gallons doesn't seem like a lot. No, that's what I'm saying! I'll tell you what, that 10 minutes there though was special. That was a special 10 minutes where we had no problems. They were talking about the postseason.
Starting point is 01:43:45 This is for happy fed, not hungry. Oh no. I can't believe that there was a world where we could walk in tomorrow morning and not have ice cream. We're living in that world. Yeah, it's happening now. And all of them are so concerned. And all of them are so concerned. Good cut. Good cut.
Starting point is 01:44:11 Good cut. Oh man. Oh no. We have plenty of toppings left, I'll say that. That was fantastic. What is going on? Yeah, there's cheesecake bites. I mean, I was planning on eating five coats. You were?
Starting point is 01:44:29 I was, I'm ready. I'm ready for seconds. I have an empty helmet. Yeah. Oh no. Sweating again. Okay. Okay. So this machine is gravity fed, not pump fed.
Starting point is 01:44:43 We've heard gravity fed so many times. Yes. Which means there's like a small hole that the mix runs through the hopper into the freezing cylinder. So it was just overdrawn. We still have chocolate, there's gallons left in the hopper. It just needs to go back into the freezing part.
Starting point is 01:45:00 Just needs a little bit of time. But we need to get more ice cream. Yeah, we need more ice cream. Where do we get it from? We ordered it from, we got it from Taylor. And do they have it, if we ordered it right now, they'd be there tomorrow? Yeah, we can ask for that. We need to have double digit gallons in reserves.
Starting point is 01:45:15 Yeah, we need to, we need to Fort Knox of ice cream. There can't be a situation. We can do that. Like it's, the mix is frozen as gallons and then once you freeze it or unfreeze it it lasts last about two weeks, okay? So yeah, we have freezers here. Let's just fucking get a shit ton of ice load it up Okay, just makes like you should be at any moment like a flash mob happens, and there's 300 people wanting ice cream Will we be ready for that like we need a nuclear?
Starting point is 01:45:44 Reserve yeah okay okay what if the all-american budget is not an issue we're doing a ice cream social then well then we'll be prepared yeah we got a lot of mix for today and so far it's we have enough ice cream right now so what's going on with the chocolate when's it ready a few minutes so people understand Do people understand? Yeah. Are you proud? You should be proud. You should. I am. It's just like, like, jobs not, jobs not finished. Well no, we had the mission accomplished sign. That's true. Mission's accomplished, but now it's a mission of upkeep. I mean, I see everybody smiling out there and people are happy and that makes me very happy. Yeah, I mean, the happiness in this office is...
Starting point is 01:46:22 That was you, Jacob. It's big Smiles your team teamwork team. I'm proud of you. There's a team effort the green team has been I mean, there's only been what two-week dream. Yeah, three or four. Yeah, you're changing lives You have a job for eternity eternity looks like it. Yeah, I if that's it as long as the machine stays intact Yeah, I understand the whole... Right. Everything with the marriage. Right. The throuple.
Starting point is 01:46:48 That's our baby. Uh-huh. And if the baby's alive, stay in the marriage for the baby. If the baby dies, you move to Europe and... Yep. Fuck off. Yeah. See you guys never.
Starting point is 01:46:58 You've learned a lot about ice cream. What did you learn about yourself? Good question. Thank you. I mean, there has been a lot of pressure, so just working out of pressure. That's something I've, you know, experienced with people. I would love... Like, I obviously love you, Jacob, and I don't want you to ever leave, but it would be very funny if you did leave and you had an interview, and they're like, tell us a situation where
Starting point is 01:47:22 you were... had to perform under pressure. It's like, well, my boss really loves ice cream. Jacob, you know, next contract, you can ask for like, three million dollars a year now. Yeah, probably. You can ask for whatever you want. Really? I mean, I'll say no, but you can ask for whatever you want.
Starting point is 01:47:40 But you have the biggest Trump card possible. Okay, okay, I'll think about that. You could hold the cream, you could hold the ice cream Yeah, put like a bomb in it or something and come in there's just a note I guess with like magazine letter cutouts right on the ice cream machine. I have your cream. Yeah All right, so once the chocolate I need seconds and I'm ready. I'm ready for seconds Uh, I'll go back in and see how we're doing with the chocolate and stuff.
Starting point is 01:48:08 Could you go out and buy the cream yourself? Can you cut out the middleman? Maybe. We could probably have it at Restaurant Depot. We don't have a restaurant license, so that's an issue. I don't know if they have it, like the mix at Costco and stuff. We've tried to find the liquid mix online.
Starting point is 01:48:28 And it's just not all that common. The powder mix is everywhere. But many people have said that the powder mix is hell. Is the supplier a reliable guy? Is he texting back soon? Taylor, who we got it from, Yeah, pretty reliable. They've come through all the every time so far. I'll get on it and make sure we have more mix. Deal. I'll make sure that's that's. And then show off the shirt.
Starting point is 01:48:56 So all shirt. Oh, Katie's already getting seconds. Yeah, I'm going back for more root beer float. So the shirt, like I said, any t-shirt bonus we get for this goes to Jacob and Zach. Everyone go buy a shirt. They're really nice shirts. We sold over 200. Oh, wow. 200. That's a good design. It's a great shirt. Congrats, Jacob. Thank you. How much sweat is on this shirt, right? A lot. Yeah. I'd like to see just the sweat. How much sweat is on this shirt right now? A lot. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:49:23 I'd like to see just the sweat. Stripping. Stripping for the Yak. This is better than the Gators national title. Oh, I don't know about it. Yeah. There it is. I mean, I said when you guys were all getting ice cream, so this is the best one I've ever had.
Starting point is 01:49:45 Now we'll get an ice cream tattooed on my leg. There you go. Have you had- You're AlligatorAims on Twitter. I am. Is it time to change that? I think so. I know, I need alliteration.
Starting point is 01:49:56 Uh, and Ice Cream Aims. Jay Cone? This is quite a long- Whoa. This is taking longer than the ice cream. It's quite an outfit that we got on. Many layers. We have aprons. We got...
Starting point is 01:50:12 We got everything. Okay, here it is. Is it sweaty? No, it's not so bad. It's okay. Oh, look at that. That's great. Wow.
Starting point is 01:50:23 And then it says the cream team on the front. Wait, do you have enough? He's got a... What's the shirt on underneath? You have another shirt on underneath? You do have layers. He does. You have like a... That would have been funny if you had a shirt underneath that was just like no ice cream. Just prepared for it. I'm getting one fucking...
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Starting point is 01:51:19 Swirl doesn't work. He just said swirl doesn't work Well everybody was using that once chocolate shut down everybody switched to swirl then and now maybe it's having issue what happened chocolate sound again yeah not working what's in your Are you pissed? Okay, he's pissed. Oh no. Oh no. Use a little more time. Oh no.
Starting point is 01:51:56 It's a great, great 10 minutes. Why isn't, why? Look at Big Cat. Oh, he's getting restless I Think this is the first time an ice cream machine has been used in this way We're like it's been plugged in immediately used 400 times 24 hours and then only used in spurts of like 20. We're really really stress testing. Was it just plugged in for the first time today? Since last year. Yeah. I thought they at least let it run. It wasn't yesterday because they had it like totally taken apart for the
Starting point is 01:52:34 maintenance dude. Tomorrow's story arc continues. That sounded like the war of the worlds. There's vanilla going. It would be fucked up but it would be very funny if we all got listeria. Yeah, hilarious. Look at that crowd. What a treat. How's how's Mincy handling all this? Yeah, can we check it on Mincy?
Starting point is 01:53:20 Somewhere. Maybe. No way to be seen. Where's Ben? Wait, he's pulled out a piece. Yeah, why he should not have a piece in his hand. Don't pull out a, don't hold a piece. Never hold a piece. Why does that look so small?
Starting point is 01:53:48 That was the most adorable thing I've ever seen. Okay, he looks happy again. He's got ice cream. Oh, he dripped chocolate. No, he didn't. No, it just dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped hard as fuck. Replay. Was I seeing something? Replay. Replay. Oh, your reputation is in the gutter. Oh no. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped. He dripped! He dripped, DJ! Replay, DJ!
Starting point is 01:54:26 Uh oh. What was that? Where? A sprinkle? Oh fuck. A sprinkle, guys? I was really talking about a sprinkle. What is that? It might have been a sprinkle. A phantom? I'm going to look on the floor. Yeah, a sprinkle might have fallen off. Because the fucking chocolate doesn't work
Starting point is 01:54:42 so I have chocolate soup in the bottom of my cone. No. Right. Not a spot. There's no- you cannot find any ice cream on that floor. There could be a sprinkle. No, there's not a drop. Nothing? What was that? I swear I saw it.
Starting point is 01:55:03 There's nothing. Right. There's fucking nothing. He didn't drip. What is that you see? Oh, it's the light reflection I'm going Geez I'm gonna try to like wear like a heated vest and stand close to you. I hear something We can't have a false. We have a one wanted it too bad too early. It'll happen It'll happen it'll have matter of time. I saw him drip whether he dripped or not there was no drip I don't know, but I saw there was never anything on the floor man You didn't drip and you said before a drip counts even if it's like off the cone
Starting point is 01:55:35 Oh, yeah, I scream onto the cone not even the floor and yeah That is so cocky God. You don't know what you want me to say. Chocolate's out completely? No, it's just, it's refreezing. Why did he pull a piece out? I don't know, that was a wild move. Shouldn't have done that.
Starting point is 01:55:53 He was like, yeah, I'm gonna pull the plug. The plug? Yeah, he was like, or the tube or something. They had a quick powwow. Why is the vanilla's working? Why is the vanilla having this problem then? I don't know. You would think at this point.
Starting point is 01:56:04 I think it might have gotten gotten people went too hard on the Venet on the chocolate, but this is this is a little bit of a troubling thing Hmm I mean I also went in first so not get enough time Mmm could be could be we wait an extra five minutes for either way We're gonna rip through all this ice cream very fast. Yeah, I looked in the vanilla and we're like I think we've had three-quarters of what we put in there Can't believe we didn't plan on the fact that we're all 100 people
Starting point is 01:56:40 I'm so minty sign in the interns helmets come on no way They ask Cone side Did he ask or did they ask him minty knows cursive Dream oh my god. I don't know what my next dream is My dream. Oh my god. I don't know what my next dream is Another ice cream machine well I Did tell them that if we can have this run for like a year without any problems We will upgrade eventually it's like a blizzard machine to yeah, I mean this is beyond a starter machine. Yeah
Starting point is 01:57:23 Corey Rutledge said that it's I'm basically building Willy Wonka. I was like we could try to do like the everlasting Lucy. Oh, yeah Chocolate River I Just love what are your what are your thoughts on dipped cones? Amazing not a huge fan. Whoa. Yeah, I knew it'd be controversial. That was my thoughts. I'll have one Waffles the best I don't know why we don't have waffle today. Well because they they went over budget. Yeah, they went over budget Oh, is he poor is that the last guy? That's it. We're out of the villa We need to go out and get more now like right now
Starting point is 01:58:01 Where did he put that piece that he pulled? Was that a panic move this will fix it they talked to each other and it felt like a panic move oh oh chocolate chocolate's back all right chocolate's back chocolate's back. Go, go, go. They look out on cones or they got more cones somewhere. I see two cones. Oh, no, we have more boxes. So good. So good. Do we have anything else? So Francis tomorrow. Hopefully the ice cream is still working.
Starting point is 01:58:56 Are overalls underrated? How come they're not more popular? Oh no, that's okay. I'll come get another one. You eat that. Have you had one yet? Have one! Come on! There you go. They're not more popular. Oh, no, that's okay. I'll come I'll come get another one you eat that if you had one yet Have one come on there you go Look at that what a pro did not even have his own ice cream doesn't want to get high on his own supply Yeah, respect. He just wants everyone else to be happy which I love that about him selfless It's probably a flavorless derriere, too. Yeah, probably Braver Listeria too. Yeah, probably. He's the only one who doesn't get sick.
Starting point is 01:59:29 I'm going to eat so much ice cream. So you're only at one? No, two. Two? But I was thinking about Sundays in the fall. Being here for 12 hours. We're gonna have to do before and after pictures of everyone for the weight game.
Starting point is 01:59:42 I'm just gonna have to keep going to the gym. I literally went to the gym today being like, I know how much ice cream I'm gonna eat, so I have to go to do before and after pictures of everyone for the weight game. I'm just gonna have to keep going to the gym I literally went to the gym today being like I know how much ice cream I'm gonna eat So I have to go to the gym your goal is just to even out. Yeah pretty much It might be the thing that gets me back and working out more I mean I have been working out more but I'd like Being like I have to it's like Adam Richmond man verse food, right? You're gonna die if you don't right Cuz I don't see, I don't... Is there ever a situation where you would turn down ice cream?
Starting point is 02:00:10 No. It doesn't exist. There's never been a moment in my life where someone's like, Hey, you want an ice cream cone? I'd be like, Nah, I'm good. Maybe, maybe for some in the winter. We'll cross that bridge when it comes. No, I actually think I might eat more in the winter
Starting point is 02:00:25 when I have sweatshirt on all the time. You're right. There's never a bad day for ice cream. There ever been a time in your life where if someone came up to you and said, Hey Kyle, want an ice cream cone? You would have said, nah. Um, no. Right. No. So I don't know what the limit is. What are you saying? I'm saying I'm going to eat so much ice cream, it's going to be insane. You are. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:00:50 Because I don't know if I'd ever turn it down. So it's always right there. Are you going to be able to walk past it? No. OK. So turning it down. By turning it down, you mean like looking at it? Yeah.
Starting point is 02:01:02 Like if someone was just like, here's a free ice cream cone It looks just the perfect ice cream cone. You're like now. I'm set. I'm good. I don't want any But you don't even need that person right you just have to see I just have to lock eyes with the machine Yeah, you're fucked. Yeah, we might have to like put a gate around it. Well the thing is you leave your studio you turn left That's the first thing yeah, we might have to put like a dog collar on myself leave your studio you turn left that's the first thing yeah we might have to put like a dog collar on myself like one of those invisible fences but then I would just go I would just you'd burrow underneath well no I would just end up getting shocked well I got my ice cream. You would just take it. There's actually no plan. You're gonna be 700 pounds.
Starting point is 02:01:41 No I'm going to the gym for the ice cream. Yeah, but do you know how much you'd have to work out to work off how many ice creams a day? I don't know, I haven't done that math, but I did go to the gym today just for the ice cream. And I'm not eating lunch. But you are, but your lunch is ice cream. True. You're a little workout.
Starting point is 02:01:59 I had a burrito at 10.30, I don't know why I said that. Oh gee, well that's breakfast. I know. You had a burrito30. I don't know why I said that. Oh, gee. Well, that's breakfast. I know. You had a burrito? Today? I don't know why. I was just hankering for burrito. You had a burrito at 10.30 in the morning?
Starting point is 02:02:12 I think it's because of the squats, Kyle. You walked for two miles, did some squats for the ice cream. And I had been driving in, I saw, I locked eyes with La Pasadena, and I was like, yeah, burrito. You had a burrito? I fucking had a- Why do you keep saying locked eyes? You were just looking at these places. Right, well it looked at me back.
Starting point is 02:02:32 Okay, yeah. This is very dangerous. Yeah, very dangerous, very dangerous. And shout out Mincy, what a job by him. He's been on fire. He really has. I wonder if you let Henkel get any ice cream No, oh We got to get him out of here. It's on TJ. You haven't had any yet. Oh
Starting point is 02:02:57 Go get some Go after the show There's any laughs smile on your guys face Wow I'm gonna get diarrhea for this by the way nice. Yeah, I put my pride aside and then bite the bullet. It's fine Okay, I kind of cancelled it out then yeah true Yeah, you're bought it would have shoot out too fast to absorb the calories What's next?
Starting point is 02:03:25 What do you do after you've done it all? Yeah, and we did do it all. Cheesecake bites. Yeah. What do we do next? The dog caught the mailman. Who's this guy? Hot Fudge.
Starting point is 02:03:35 That's Nate, he was here last year. Nate from last summer. Oh, he's got it on, yeah, yeah. Hey, what's up, Nate? How are you? Good. You know Donnie's brother is an intern in New York this year I did we lost him He's doing finance or something though. He's like not doing oh he switched. Yeah, he switched to like a real job
Starting point is 02:03:55 Yeah, that's that feels like I know I shouldn't be insulted But it feels a little bit like oh these fucking idiots. They don't have like this isn't gonna last I Need to find a real job. Yeah, yeah, so fucking idiots, they don't have, like, this isn't gonna last. I need to find a real job. Oh, yes, that's pretty much what he did. He had one summer here and he was just like, I... I can't put this on my resume. Yeah, it does, feels a little insulting. More ice cream for us then.
Starting point is 02:04:19 Yeah. Well, not, I mean... We're out. True. Donnie's gonna be so mad that we're just, we're out. True. Donnie's gonna be so mad that we're just, we're gonna take over his kitchen. Look at that. Really proud. We could do Ice Cream Sandwich Day.
Starting point is 02:04:38 There's so many things we could do. Out of options. Like, what's the next venture? That's what I'm saying. I don't know what's next. I don't I don't have a well. What's your second favorite dessert? ice cream Hot tub in the office Right there hot tub would be so fun. It would be so funny. It's a midday hot tub. Yeah, just someone just sitting across from us in a hot tub.
Starting point is 02:05:09 Yeah. Yeah. Oh, god. Who would use it first? Smokes? Mincy. Mincy. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:05:17 Yeah. What would be, what's the next thing? We said the slide, Eventually. Yeah, slide. Oh yeah, slide is definitely a pool table. Nah. If you want it. I don't like pool. I'm speaking for, I feel like a lot of people love pool.
Starting point is 02:05:34 I don't like pool, but I don't like it that much. Ski ball? No, you can like it. I don't. I'm not, I don't know if I would play it enough to justify getting, no. Yeah. I'm just so bad ski ball People use that ping-pong table a lot a lot Maybe like an old cruise in USA machine. Oh, what's that?
Starting point is 02:05:55 Racing game. Oh, yeah, maybe like a half pipe Halfpipe yeah, nobody would be able to use it, but it would aesthetically very half. It's always Yeah, nobody would be able to use it, but it would be aesthetically very cool. It's always cool to see. Half pipe. Half pipe. I try to drop in. Very often.
Starting point is 02:06:09 Half pipe, never. I was thinking, what if we did a pizza shop? Okay, 7-Eleven taquito roller. Yeah. Hot dog roller. Now we're talking. Those can kind of last forever, right? Just roll all day.
Starting point is 02:06:22 Yeah. That'd be sick, though, if we got a straight off the boat guy that doesn't speak forever right roll all day. Yeah That'd be sick. I know if we got like a Straight off the boat like guy doesn't speak English making pizzas every day. That'd be nice awesome Not from Italy like from like Mexico or something. Yeah Our Mexican makes the best pizza Any boat. Is this turning into that company from Parks and Rec?
Starting point is 02:06:48 Entertainment. Yeah, 720. 720. They hired Roy Hibbert just to dunk. Yeah. I mean, should we hire Roy Hibbert just to dunk? Just to stand out there and dunk? Yeah. Hey Roy, do a dunk.
Starting point is 02:07:04 Hank, what do you got there? A plate of ice cream? Huh? What is it? What a loser how does he do it every time Hank every time yeah, it's miss reads Look at everybody smiling time for my chicken. Oh, I have chicken and rice All right. Well great job. Thank you for everyone who's buying a shirt for Jacob and Zach yeah, thank you everyone watch please subscribe 320 shirts sold wow go run it up for the boys and then I guess tomorrow will also be a big test of,
Starting point is 02:07:47 like I'm going to get in, I usually get in around like 8 15 and I'm going to go straight to the machine. They're going to have to start getting here early. Yeah. And we're going to, they're better. How much realistically, be honest, how many pounds will you gain because of this? I'm going work out, dude
Starting point is 02:08:05 And not eat anything else like what ice cream you had a burrito today Your walk took care of the sprinkles Cannot feel betrayed. I forgot as you worked out so you had room for the ice cream, and you had a burrito Man so again, I asked Realistically What are you at right now? I'm like 235 this time next year. You're you 50 is like when I'm really heavy So I've lost like 15 pounds the last year I
Starting point is 02:08:48 Kick it below like I haven't I I Plateau I can't I'll never I came to the realization the other day like I'll never see like 220 again You know I mean there's nothing I could do, but you plateau going up as well, so you won't true I do plateau going up see around 260 you can't get over that I don't usually okay all right no matter how hard you try yeah I seriously just can't get over I'll yo-yo up and down in that range constantly but there's look at any picture of me last decade it will be like whoa he looks good oh he looks fat oh he looks good just back and forth back and forth oh, he looks, it's just back and forth, back and forth.
Starting point is 02:09:25 So I'm on a downswing right now, but I will go back up. That was the- Yeah, I think you will. Dave said that to me in like 2014. I was like working out and looking good, and he just straight up on the rundown was just like, you'll gain that back. I'm like, fuck.
Starting point is 02:09:39 He always knows. Yeah. That's, look at these boys. Oh, wow, candid candid moment happy for him I haven't seen Zach have any ice cream what Zach told no he's not a nocturnal ice cream eater he just goes home what puts on a concrete pour he's like I never eat that slop Disgusting all right, let's spin the wheel, TJ. Did you guys all get seconds?
Starting point is 02:10:27 Oh yeah. Yes. I'm going for thirds. No. Yeah. PMT in the chat said that Max is getting accosted out there for getting seconds or getting made fun of for getting seconds. Max isn't here.
Starting point is 02:10:37 Oh, then that's just me and strolling. Oh. Yeah, Max is not here. He had a flight at like 2.30 and I was like, dude, move your flight. Yeah, how pissed not here he had he had a flight at like 230 and I was like dude move your flight Yeah, how pissed is here? He was so mad So so mad, all right, yeah, let's spin the wheel All right, see you over tomorrow. Please buy a shirt.
Starting point is 02:11:07 Woo! It's the Yak! Get your straws, yak style, and save for a while It's the Yak! It's the Yak! It's the Yak! Get a diamond, talk shop, and do a Yankee swap It's the Yak! It's the Yak! Mission accomplished. Congrats to the cream team.
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