The Yak - The Crew Addresses 49.5-Nugget-Gate | The Yak 7-23-21

Episode Date: July 26, 2021

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Where are the young boys? Where are them youngins? You guys want to switch? Is it just us? The four of us? I don't know. I haven't heard anything from Owen. I haven't seen Owen. Did he say he was driving to Chicago? That's next week.

Oh, no. Oh, wow. And here come the young boys. They don't give a fuck. The young boys don't live on things like clocks. They haven't really worked a day in their lives. Damn, in the coal mine like clocks. They haven't really worked a day in their lives. Damn, in the coal mine like us, showing up at a

12.59. Yeah. Boys? How's it going? Speaking of late, me and Brandon ordered a bunch of corn dogs. Oh. They haven't showed up. Not here yet. Those don't travel well. No. Well, this is

a yak I never thought we'd have to do. Okay. Yeah, let's address it. You guys caught me. Yes, I palmed half a chicken nugget. That's my favorite. Yes, I palmed half a chicken nugget. Was anyone actually accusing him of doing that?

There was a video that was tweeted. I sent it to the group chat. Someone had zoomed in on Frank very clearly palming half a chicken nugget. And him doing a press conference there was like when people ask. I know I say this a lot, but when people ask like, why do you love Barstool? Like that entire start to finish is why no one can replicate this company. Frank the Tank, let me address this, too. Frank the Tank wanted to do that.

I walked into the Yak studio yesterday, and no one was like, Frank wants to do the challenge. We just ordered him 50 nuggets. The people who were like, how could you let him eat chicken nuggets like that? Like, fuck all of you. I can't stand the people online who think that like being a good friend is just walking around and telling frank like don't eat that no that's not how it works he's lost a lot of weight he's doing a lot better he's happiest he's ever been even though he still has the fleming curse hovering over his head and he wanted to do the challenge challenge like i i

can't i don't understand a person who thinks that like coming in here, Frank being like, I want to eat 50 chicken nuggets, and my response being like, no, Frank. That is disgusting. That is so much worse. You actually held his nose and made him spit it out. That is so much more offensive to be like, Frank, you are not allowed to eat chicken nuggets. PFT did the same thing. Also, 2,300 calories. That's like half a blooming onion.

It's not. It's actually less. Someone crunched it up. It's like 1,500. Yeah. It's like a heavy lunch. Yeah. A heavy lunch.

That man only does things he wants to do. Correct. He's never done something he didn't want to do. It's so true. I've never been like, Frank. He's never been forced into it. He only does things he likes. Yeah.

But the best part of it is he cheated at the end on half a nugget. Half a nugget. Now, 49 and a half nuggets. He did eat the crumbs, so are we giving him credit for the crumbs? No, no. We tried to warn him, don't eat the crumbs. Yeah. He did.

You can go back and watch the tape. It's the tale of Icarus all over again. The fact that if you had put a bed in, like, here it is, here it is. So here it is, the zoomed-in video. I love the thumb push into it. Oh, not all the way in. No, here's my favorite part, which I'm surprised none of us realized. So he puts his hand up.

He shows the box. And then this part where he reaches for the pickle with his off hand. Yeah, I know. That should have been it. That should have been like, Frank, what are you doing? A dead giveaway. Where's your left hand? He reaches across.

It's literally like it's not even half a nugget. It's like a crumb. Have you seen the yak shirts that they made upstairs? Yeah, so we're going to put those on sale. They're great. They're a very inside joke, but that's what this whole show is. So Frank showed up last night. We were still here doing PMT.

We finished, and he walked into the studio and i talked to him i was like frank what happened he's like you know when you have that chicken nugget that doesn't taste like it's like it's like stringy and it's just yeah it's gross and it's like you'll have one of those he's like that's what it was so he wasn't full he just had a sensory aversion but he's like yeah they got meed. He said he would have puked. But he's like, yeah, they got me, 49 and a half. I love the idea that if you had set a betting line at 49 and a half, you would have pushed. Yeah.

Another great layer is where was he during the emergency press conference? He was at a minor league baseball game. He's been going to the – I was like, Frank, he's gone to two minor league games, the Cyclones games, this last week and a half. He's been alone, just taking that selfie video with the scared girl. Let's hear his statement. Okay, you guys caught me.

Yes, I palmed half of chicken nuggets. I was on the verge of puking. I ate half of the 49th nugget and palmed the half the nugget. You caught me. I'm sorry, but I was on the verge of puking. 49 and a half is not bad. Give me a break. Plus, I ate those little crumbs in a box.

Watch the girl. So if I didn't eat those crumbs in a box, maybe I would have made $50. But $49.50 is still a great accomplishment. I ate $50. In my book, I ate $50. And, yeah, the fact that there's, like, kids around. It's all kids. So two things are happening with the Cyclones.

So one is Frank and I are in a a trick where he basically we're basically pretending that we're gms him more than me but he wants chris bryant from the cubs to the mats so he's been going to these cyclone games and then giving me scouting reports being like ronnie mauricio hit a home run last night like he'd probably want him like trying to convince me on him and then i asked him i was like so you've gone to two Cyclone games in the last like 10 days. That's a far way to go. It's Coney Island. And he pointed to his hat.

He's like, free giveaway tonight. It was Irish Heritage Night. Oh, that's why he was wearing the Irish shirt. Notre Dame shirt. Yeah, it all like, yeah. Why was he wearing the, oh, he was going to, he didn't tell us, but he was going to Irish Heritage Night at Coney Island Cyclones game.

He went all the way out, probably 45 minutes on the train to get a free hat. That is why Frank Fleming is the best. Yeah, that's funny. Points the hat like I knew what he was talking about. Like, oh, Irish Heritage Night at the Brooklyn Cyclones. Seamus Fleming. I love that Irish Heritage Night is a thing at the Cyclones game. Right.

I mean, unfortunately, Frank is from all parts of the globe, so they do Italian, they do Japanese, Hideki, Fleming. Yes. All these guys. What was the tragedy his Japanese family was in? They bought a condo in Hiroshima. Yeah. Yep, they did.

45. Great, great spot right next to a pagoda. Fuck. Oh, what a fucking world. So, yeah, 49 and a half. I mean, are we counting at 50? He said in his book it is. No, we can't.

We can't. I think we've got to give him 50, right? No, you can't. No. You can't. We can't. I think we've got to give him 50, right? No, you can't. No. You can't. Oh, fuck. What a man. What a legend.

So are there repercussions at all? I don't know. I didn't even have the heart to say. I was betrayed. I felt betrayed yesterday. I felt terrible. And then Owen, you forgave him easily. Easily.

KB, what did you say? I was pissed. Convinced me this isn't true. It hurt me. Because what's you say? I was pissed. Convince me this isn't true. It legitimately hurt me. Because what's another half? I know, but it was bad. What if he had puked? If he had puked, it would have been bad.

It would have been bad if he had puked. He could have done a half. A half nugget. A half nugget. You could just keep that in and let it dissolve. You could at least pouch it up there. Put it under your tongue and forget about it. Find it at the Irish Heritage Night.

Did he want to get caught? That's what I'm thinking. The way he just so obviously played to the camera. I think he had a guilty conscience. No, I think he's a nefarious man. What else is he hiding from us? What else is he palming? What about the viewer?

I palmed the half nugget. What about the viewer that broke down, sent us the Zapruder film? That person has the power of three to four KBs. You know what I'm saying. Frank likened it to people who call in rules and regulations for golf tournaments. He's like, that person is that guy, which makes sense. Like, oh, well, he actually took an incorrect drop. No, when there's a finite amount in a certain challenge, it's not picky.

It's not nitpicky. You don't think so? He just didn't do it. Either he did do it or he didn't do it. But he ate the crumbs. He didn't do it. But he ate the crumbs. That might sway me. The more I think't do it. But he ate the crumbs. He didn't do it. But he ate the crumbs. That might sway me.

The more I think about the crumbs. Those crumbs are thick. We tried to stop him. Yeah. He ate the fucking Krispies. The Krispies. Krispies are so good, though. Fuck.

He was so confident. So confident. And then he just let us clap for him. He did let us clap. Sing his praises. Yeah, he put his hand up. He put his hand up. Like a champion, like Rocky.

Put his hand up for the whole world. Do we have the shirts? Another fast one pulled on the boys. Another nugget. We're too trusting is what we thought. Another nugget. Do we have the shirts? We've got to put them up in the store.

Are they live? I think so. I think that you guys might have. Yeah, let's go check. Where are they? I gave them the green light. In the Barstool Sports Store, yeah. I mean, it was an in the store. Are they live? I think so. I think that you guys might have. Yeah, let's go check. Where are they? I gave them the green light. In the Barstool Sports Store, yeah. I mean, it was an instant green light.

Are they up? Yeah, I think they are. They're great. Yeah, all right. Let's put these up. The nugget looks like it could be anything. It's the most inside joke ever. The other one is even better.

Yeah, I like the other one a lot more. It's even more inside. Yeah. I gotta tweet these out. Fucking hilarious. Fucking Frank. What a guy. Oh my god.

Show the front. Show the front. The whole thing The whole thing The whole speech in the back I'm sorry In my book I ate 50 And it says tank 850

Frank ate 50 On the front That is the most inside joke That's actually a shirt I would want to wear Yeah I like that I would actually love

to have someone be like what is that shirt like well how much time you get sit down it's a daily youtube show and he's not just thursday you tell him to read the back it takes him 10 minutes no the back is you're like you get through the whole story and they're like all right now read the back yeah there it is oh is. Oh, man. What a guy. So what's up, boys? Friday. Friday, right? Am I right?

I'm worried about these corn dogs, Nick. Yeah, I don't think it's happening. I'm quite hungry. Was that a real place? That might have been just a fake place. It could have been like a drug front. It's called Two Hands Corn Dogs because it's like a great sort of a corn dog. I'm convinced like most stores in New York are drug fronts.

Well, there's all those ones. Like the spy store. No, that's real. I've been. Does one person go in there a month? Yeah, probably. How are they staying? And they're on a busy street.

You don't see people coming in and out of the spy store. No, no, no. It's true. It is very true. There's like 10 costume stores on this block. We're in New York, baby. But I told you that when I went to get the fake blood and they were like, you can just have it.

Yeah. Really? I was like, why did you need fake blood again? For the Amazon sketch. It's the perfect crime. They were like. Just give you a vial of real blood. Of real blood.

They get rid of it. I was like, how much is it? And he was like, it's six bucks. And I pulled out my card. And he was like, oh, it's cash only. And then just the look of disappointment in his eyes. He was like, you can just have it. Just take it.

You tried stand up last night? Oh, yeah. How'd it go? Fuck, I saw that tweet. Didn't know if it was real or not. Oh, it was good. So where'd you go? Two places.

You did two sets? Yeah. That's sick. I did some place called the Producers Club. Okay. Let's call them up. Which was odd. So wait, so how many minutes did you do?

Five. Both places were five. And you felt good? Did you get some laughs? I mean, yeah. That's awesome. What do you mean, yeah? What do I mean, yeah?

I mean, it. That's awesome. What do you mean, yeah? What do I mean, yeah? I mean, it's in the crowd. It would be like if it was this amount of people and every single one of those people were also doing a set. Oh. It was just people. They don't give a fuck. Right. The second one was like 20 people. So it was like a lot better.

It was more of like an actual show type feel. That's sick. Yeah, congrats. Did you go alone? I went alone to the first one and then I went with some kid from the first one to the second feel. That's sick. Yeah, congrats. Did you go alone? I went alone to the first one, and then I went with some kid from the first one to the second one. Oh, nice.

Oh, you got a comedy friend. Yeah. What's his name? Dave Chappelle? He bombed really bad. And also he like did it twice. So keep him in your crew. He should be your opener.

You're the alpha. He had a funny joke. He had a funny story the first one, and the second one he was like really high and he was like he was like he like decided to go up and just do like crowd work ah i like this guy and and high crowd i like went to the bathroom at the first one before i went on i came back and he like fist bumped me and he was like you remind me of jimmy fallon and i thought he like i don't know like i thought he like knew who i was and then i found out later he had no idea who i was i was

like i haven't even spoken to you or or even gone up yet what would make you say i reminded you of jimmy fallon your looks i don't know it was weird but he was a nice kid i mean you felt good about it yeah the second one was in brooklyn which is a fucking hall probably won't do that again the first one it's not that far the first one was like it's a fucking hall it's i mean i live there it's not that far yeah but you live in the very it was like 40 minutes we're we're in brooklyn i forget what it was called so do you have like the itch now to do more uh not today maybe tomorrow sure i wasn't asking your plans yeah Yeah, probably. I would like to do it. Yeah.

I mean, it really wasn't. I like honestly, I know we joke about it, but like getting up in front of a crowd doing stand up, that's fucking terrifying.

It really wasn't, though. Yeah. OK, congrats to you. No, I rescind. I rescind. No, I rescind my compliment.

I'm taking my compliment back. Anyone else want this compliment? I'll take it. All right, Nick, you look great today. I think that you got some. No, I don't.

Okay. Anyone else want this compliment? In all seriousness, no. But the anticipation going there was ten times. Once I got there and you realize, oh, these people also are all going to bomb, and most of them are really not funny at all, you realize, oh, okay, this isn't actually as scary as I thought it was going to be.

I mean, you kind of do it for a living. The first one was like, I was hysterically laughing. I was alone, and I was crying laughing. Not in a mean way, but it was really depressing. But I was dying laughing. One dude barely could even stand up. He was so drunk, and his jokes... That's all you have to do.

His joke was not even a joke. It was just a rant about his ex-girlfriend, and it was super, really cringey. He was like, you're out of breath right now. Didn't you say one guy was just spanking himself? This was the same dude. And he's like, why am I single? He's like, my girlfriend

comes to me and she says I can't complain so much. I tell her bitch, no one's gonna tell me I can't complain. And everyone was like, what? That was the whole joke. That was awesome. I like when guys do sex moves.

Yeah. They show it. They use the stool. Yeah. Joe Rogan. They're pounding it out, too. Dane Cook. Yeah, that's funny.

How did you start it? Because that's always the most awkward part as an audience member for me is the start. And what were you introduced as? Start from the top. Harry. I did my full name. Because I didn't want it, like, everyone was doing their full name. I didn't want to be like, little Sasquatch.

I did say it was my first time on the first one. Isn't that a big no-no? Is it? I don't know, but answer KB's question. So you, yeah, how did you, like, what was the first thing you said? What's up, guys? Not the first joke. It was, like, the first. Yeah, I said, What's up, guys? Not the first joke, just like the first.

Yeah, I said, how's everybody doing? So I was just blank or what? I said, how's everybody doing tonight? It's a little cliche. Yeah, I mean, it was kind of like an intro into my first joke. You don't have to tell your jokes, but what's the premise of one of your jokes? The best one is like, well my favorite one well i actually the second one i did my tweet from the other day that was like my mom stole my antidepressants

because i didn't clean my room yep and people liked that one and then uh i did a joke about like me and my ex-girlfriend role-playing as a she was a chick-fil-a employee and i was a gay man go on all right and that was how'd you role play as a gay man well-A employee and I was a gay man. Go on. How did you role play as a gay man? Well, the joke was like we didn't do it, but she wanted to do it. Yeah. It was funny. Did you do a lisp?

Is that what you did for the game? Yeah, I did a lisp the whole time. There was a guy there that had a really bad lisp. He couldn't understand a thing he said. That bad of a lisp? The other collection of people sounds really bad. What's the had a really bad lisp you couldn't understand this thing he said that bad of a lisp is so the other collection of people sound really that's the point of having a lisp and then like this random dude shows up and he's like apparently he's like big time there and he's like bombing so hard has like a backpack on while he's up on stage saying it's full of drugs and he's like no i don't give a fuck about any of you.

This is just an open mic. And he was like trying to act like he's like this big timer. Like, oh, he doesn't give a fuck about us. But it's like, well, why are you here? Right. Why are you doing an open mic? You're no different than us. Yeah.

And then you realize that the host is no different than you either. Like he's just some random dude who goes there all the time. All grinding. Yeah. I like it. I want to experience this. I do too. The first one literally felt like I was in like a drama club.

Like everyone there knew each other. They were all like heckling each other. And there was no like actual crowd? That one there was no actual crowd. That's weird. The second one there was like four people maybe who were like actually in the crowd. Let us go. But then there was like 15 comedians.

Let us go. Let us go. No. Please. Maybe after like 10 more. Yeah, you'll be good after that. You'll be pro after that. 10.

Well, I mean, I just like didn't. You let us go to your Netflix special. Yeah, yeah. Your 11th show will be the Netflix. Like, I just like, I like did, like obviously it's like the timing and everything. Like you get nervous, so it's like the jokes come off weird probably. Yeah. Like people could probably tell when it's your first time doing it you should just do if you ever start to bomb just do the arrow

the flaming arrow at everyone i would crack up hey buddy on a date that's the punchline yeah just murder everyone in your the weirdest part is when people are bombing like really like i didn't bomb like i like i got like one of my jokes bombed but then you just like move on and it's like like so yeah the next one got laughs but like some people would bomb like the entire thing and then every and then in between every single thing they're like well this is fucking great just like trying to like pity points right and it's like dude no one's gonna like you can only do that one yeah no one's gonna start laughing when you're like acknowledging so

blatantly that you're bombing was there anybody else who was really good uh one of the guys at the at the second show like the guy that closed it off was really funny do you think you could do that do you think a comedian could do like anti-comedy for 20 minutes and then the last punchline is like well that sucked and everyone's like yeah probably but it's like a big thing like that's like when we go to the stand like like the comedians do that too they're like well that didn't work that one needs work yeah that's a no-no professional that'll get a laugh out of me yeah acknowledge it i laughed at everything because i'm like i don't want anyone to be like crickets. I would be forcing a laugh out of them.

You fake laughed? Yeah. We'd laugh for you. I would. Yeah, we do. But yeah, it was a good time. Okay. I'm ready for it.

I want to see the Sasquatch stand up. What was that guy's name that we harassed on the phone? I don't remember. Just call him back and be like, how do you like us now? Yeah, Richard. Wasn't it like Richard? Yeah, Richard. Sash just did two shows. You'll find me at the producer's club, bitch. Hey, like us now.

You passed on the next rising star. It was expensive. You had to pay to do it? You have to pay five bucks. The first one was ten bucks. No, no, no. The first one was ten bucks and a drink was eight dollars. Yeah, it's like a strip club. Yeah.

I was like, ooh. Spent like 70 bucks last night. Damn. But think about it as an investment to your future. Yeah. Yeah, it's like college. That's your college. Well, I expensed the whole thing.

Nice. All right, so what else we got? Anyone else? Friday? Are we limping into Friday? I think so. This week flew by. Flew by.

I made fun of the Buccaneers Super Bowl ring. They're huge. They're enormous. It's not a ring. I can't tell from the picture of it. Is that how big it is? No, it's larger than that. Can you find a picture of them posing with them?

It's the size of a common plum. It's fucking ridiculous how big they are. A nectarine? Maybe like one of those cuties. It's the size of a cutie. It's between a plum and a nectarine. You can't wear that on your finger. It's the size of a cutie. Cool rings. You can't wear that on your finger. Yeah, I'd want it just a little bit smaller.

Your other fingers would be so far apart. Does anyone really wear them, though? But that doesn't matter. They're just way too big. It's not a ring. Right. What's the point of it being a ring? It's a fucking paperweight.

Well, that's actually almost even cooler. What, having a paperweight? Keep it on your desk. No, not that picture, Zach. No, that's the actual size. You've got to see it on somebody's hand. That's the actual size. On the smallest hands you can find, please.

Any babies put the ring on? We'd like that to really prove a point. There it is. Look at that. It's enormous. What? Look how far away his pinky has to be from his ring finger. That's got to hurt his pinky.

Yeah. That's ridiculous. It's stretched out like that. I don't know how, Steven, you could defend my take on it. I'm not saying it's a bad ring. I'm just saying it's too big. It's awesome. Did you see how the top comes off?

Yes. You pointed that out, but that has nothing to do with the top. That sucks. Why would you want the top to come off? Yeah, you're just going to lose that cocaine there. It's on the sheet. Look at that. Yeah, it's a diorama.

Yeah. That's ridiculous. Yeah, it's awesome. Why would you want the Topp to come off? What if you lost the Topp? What could they have done that you wouldn't say was awesome? Probably almost nothing. Right.

I mean, you've got to think if it's that much bigger. That's for cocaine. If it's that much bigger, it's probably a lot more expensive, right? Yeah, just don't know. It's a good ring. Just size. I mean, that's the size of two rings. Oh, yes.

So they probably had to pay for a lot more rings. I think they had the money. Got good owners, Claeser. What's the deal with these Buccaneers rings? You guys see these Bucs rings? It's the size of two. It's double the price. If I had to guess, they'd have to pay more.

Double the roster. Two for one. Fuck, I wish Rome was here to do the voice. How many rings could they fit inside of that ring? Rome's getting married today. Our boys. Oh, yeah. I forgot to text him.

I forgot to text my boy. I already texted him. Well, I told him good luck after, and he was like, good luck with what? I don't think I'm tight enough with him for a wedding day text. You definitely are. You're on a show with him five days a week. Yeah, what are you talking about? Isn't that a level of friend, that wedding day text?

Yeah, you text for wedding. You don't text for immediate death. Yeah. You don't text for Father's Day. You call for immediate death, don't you? Yeah, yes. No, you don't call for immediate death. I won't call you.

You don't call me. You don't call immediately for immediate death, but you do call you. You don't call me. You don't call immediately for immediate death, but you do call eventually. You call between death and funeral, don't you? A text. Everyone prefers a text. Death is a call. A death is a text and then like a few days later, a call. Okay, that's fair.

And like check in. But like Father's Day, I'm not going to text you too. No, that's always weird. I think death is a full call. When you guys said that, it's so weird because I literally was about to text you two on Father's Day. Yeah, that's weird. And I'm glad I didn't because then I would have gotten— Don't require that. I'm not your dad.

Yeah, that makes sense. Well, I kind of am. I don't even think I texted you guys Merry Christmas. Yeah, I kind of am. I texted Merry Christmas. No, no, no. I texted your ass. Especially not your ass.

I texted Gazz Merry Christmas. Yeah, you did, Gazz. I think we were your ass. I texted Gaz Merry Christmas. You did, Gaz? I think we were on the rocks at that point, though. So I had to keep things. Who? Me and Gaz. You texted him Happy Thanksgiving? No, Merry Christmas.

Did you guys get Rico Bosco's Christmas text where he just flexes that he knows everyone's number? It's almost like a veiled threat. He throws it all into a group. Yeah, it's like 60 people on a group text. Aren't there multiple? I think there's a top group and a bottom group. It's kind of threatening being like, I know all of your numbers.

I think I'm on group two. What? What? What is that? I thought you were detoxing. It's caffeine chocolate. I'm weaning myself. I can't do full-blown caffeine. Quit.

Only solids. I don't think I've ever even seen you drink caffeine. Your foods are now liquid and your caffeine is now solids. Yeah, you just reversed that one. I don't feel better at all. No, you probably feel worse. Do you drink coffee? Who's the young girl on your shirt?

That's a good question. Brandon, don't worry. Our corndogs will get here at 12.05. This bitch from my hometown who died. Yeah, I've already ordered a good question. Brandon, don't worry. Our corndogs will get here at 12.05. This bitch from my hometown who died. Yeah? I've already ordered a second. That age. That age? That was the last picture of her?

Probably. I didn't ask. Do you think the corndogs are on your desk? What was that from Casey? She just does that. Why did she say fuck you? I don't know. What are you guys in a tiff about? We're not in a tiff at all. Oklahoma? She just does that just to say hello. She does that. I'm not the only one she does does that. Why did she say fuck you? I don't know. What are you guys in a tiff about? We're not in a tiff at all. Oklahoma? She just does that just to say hello.

She does that. I'm not the only one she does it to. She does it to multiple people. We are going to be recording a podcast after this though. Oh wow. Working late on a Friday.

Yeah. It was I had to get her here quick too because I'm not working past three. You know me. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

We're glancing at you just wearing a dead girl on a drive video. It is a drive video. And it's sponsored. By what? Dead girls? Oh my god. Why are you putting your ass there? None of that was visible.

Y'all wanted that. Sonic was one of the sponsors. The Masters was there. Oh, the shirt's sponsored. Sonic was one of the sponsors. The Masters was there. Oh, it's shirt sponsored. Let me see that sponsorship again. So it was a lucrative death. So she's a dead girl. Wasn't always, but...

Mostly. We don't know. More dead than ever alive. You can say that for a lot of people. For most people. No, not freshly dead. 25th anniversary. I think you can say it for a lot of people. For most people. No, not freshly dead. 25th anniversary. I think you could say it for everybody.

I didn't make it to the party. But the fact that it's on a dry fit, you're wearing it out to exercise. I could. You could. Yeah. It's wicking. I have. Yeah.

It's moisture wicking. She drowned, which is ironic. That wasn't the cause of death. What was the cause of death? Blood trauma. She drowned and that didn't kill her? That's pretty sad. It was the Ohio River, the flash flood of 96.

I remember. 97? She never stood a chance. She was staring at the banks. You could replay that scenario a thousand times over and she would never come out alive. She was right in the middle of the street. Even if the come out alive. She was right in the middle of the street. That was the beauty of it. Even if the flood didn't happen, she was in the middle of the street lying down.

She would have been, something would have taken her. Something. So who is that? Floods just happened. Floods are crazy. What was that? They are crazy. See that one in Germany?

They move somewhere, And they're like Yeah it's gonna happen Yeah It's not like an earthquake A flood will happen Right And it will ruin your home Correct

They're like yeah I hated going over To my homies With musty basements I was like yeah Couldn't do that It's flooded Your basement should be carpeted

Fresh Sterile Nah Whoa this is Germany I think I don't It's crazy Imagine that Your basement should be carpeted, fresh, sterile. Nah. Whoa, this is Germany, I think. It's crazy. Imagine that smacking into a two-year-old girl. Doesn't stand a chance.

See the one in China on the subway? Yeah. Shoulder deep water. Yeah. What happened there? What was the end game? I don't know. Let's workshop a flood joke for Sass.

Yeah. I live in a flood zone. Why? Nice house. Get a better deal. Yeah, but it's going to flood. You got a musty-ass basement? Kind of.

No, I mean, it's a finished basement. It is a little bit musty, though. We're going to go to that. What body of water are you near? The Rahway River. How often does the Rahway River flood? It did have a very bad flood in Irene. Did they make that river name to make it sound like you're three saying it?

The Rahway River? Rahway. R-A-H-W-A. Jersey has some dumbass towns. Rahway, Mahwah. A lot of bad names. Who named all these things? A four-year-old?

That was what they classify as a 100-year-old? There's like a, that was like what they classify as like a 100-year flood. Like, it will happen about once every 100 years. And when was the last time it happened? Like, 2009, I think. So, yeah, I feel pretty good.

But what it does is it mandates you to buy flood insurance. I mean, we live in New Jersey, so I'm not too worried about that. It affects all of us. You hear they're like making fake rain in Dubai. Really?

It's so hot. Who is that guy? Who is this guy? I wanted to have a suit on. Wow. Who was that guy? I have no idea. I've never seen that guy's face.

KB, you have two Cleveland baseball team uniforms. Do you find that problematic? I almost wore my Indians one, and I just didn't. What do you think about the Guardians? I like it. Yeah? Yeah. I don't mind the name.

I think it was, it sounds stupid, but it will be fine in like 10 hours. I don't think it's, I think it sounds perfect because it's like the same like phonetic word. The Ions. I think it's kind of a cool mascot. This has been the Ions. A Guardian isn't a bad mascot what is a guardian someone who has that's a terrible that looks like a character in cross that i i said you like the logo i liked it at first i said it looked like a a fake restaurant in toy story like you walk in and it's the batting cage that's fine i love that love that. That's cool. That's a C.

Yeah. And that's just the name of the place. The Clevelands. That would work. It would have been. I would have liked it if they'd just been the Cleveland Browns. Teams don't need nicknames. They really don't.

I think we focus too much on nicknames. There's a lot of bad nicknames out there that we just let slide because they've been there forever. It is true that when you actually say them out loud, you're like, that makes no sense. Yeah, think of all the other ones. The Knicks. The Mets. Utah Jazz. The Metropolitan.

The LA Lakers. Again, what? The Lakers, yeah. That would have been a power move if the Indians became the Jazz as well. The Miami Heat. That would make sense. No, that makes sense. You're wrong.

Were they forced to change their name, or did they just do it? Cancel culture. But they had Tom Hanks narrate it. The Indians. Cleveland tries to claim Hanks. I don't know. He got started there with improv. I don't know if the Indians.

Cleveland, stop. I don't know if the Indians was like the name was problematic. The logo was absolutely. Wahoo. It logo was absolutely. Wahoo? It was Wahoo. That one lasted way longer than the show. Like if you look at it, you're like, wait, what? So you don't think Atlanta Braves will be on the chopping block soon?

No. I don't know. I don't think so. I think they probably will. Then the Seminoles, then the Golden State Warriors. The Blackhawks are going to change their logo for sure i mean they have enough that they can change it and it wouldn't like you know they can make it a hawk or uh use the feathers and stuff in a different kind of logo don't they can they just use their old logo yeah i mean that's why i thought they were gonna i thought

they were doing the cleveland spiders That's what they used to be. Really? Yeah, that's a horrible name. I guess kids would have been, like, scared. Why? I think that's cool. Well, you personally think Spiders. Yeah, I'm glad they didn't do Spiders.

Oh, I think Spiders would be cool. There's so many animal nicknames we don't use. And we should. Like what? Do you think Mississippi State being a Bulldog is a cop-out? A Bulldog is fine, but when we were making nicknames, we settled on dogs and cats and so many big cats. And there's hippos. There's rhinos.

There's so many animals. Why not rhinos? There's so many animals in the world that we don't use. Why do they have to be animals? They don't have to be. I mean, there's so many. What about the forks? Yeah, I like the Cleveland forks.

The forks would have been good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. How come sporks aren't more popular? You've brought this up before. Yeah, you really... Are you invested in sporks?

You must be. I love them. Why? They're the best utensil by far. They got little ass tines. I mean, they got bigger tines than spoons. Spoons don't have tines. It's just a bad fork and a bad spoon.

Right. Who gives out sporks these days? Sonic? Taco Bell. KFC. Taco Bell is a spork? Okay. KFC got sporks?

Yeah, for their famous bowls. Sporks are cool. I think there should be more sporks. I don't hate on sporks. I don't hate on them, but they're not. No, you hate on them. You hate sporks. I would rather have a spoon and a fork than one spork.

A spork is a great camping utensil. To do what? With your Bunsen burner? Pack light. Pack light, bro. Leave only footsteps. Take only pictures. How often have you gone camping?

All the time. You went to Colorado. I didn't camp in Colorado. I went to camp when I was younger, and we had to bring sporks. Really? Yeah. You couldn't fit two utensils. B-Y-O-S? I don't and we had to bring sporks. Really? Yeah. You couldn't fit two utensils. B-Y-O-S?

I don't know. Everyone had a spork. Come back live. I didn't want to be one kid with two utensils. Yeah, that would be fucking, you'd get roasted for that. What is that, a fork? Traditional? First time.

You can die by masturbating yourself to death? Steven, what's going on there? How many times have you tugged the rope in one day? Yeah, how many times did it take? That guy almost died for science, right? I don't know if it's for science. Yeah, they had his brain under a scan, didn't they? So he was masturbating on command?

Doesn't everybody? It just... What? Jesus Christ. He just do it? He was told? I didn't even realize. It was all surgical?

Oh, tubing. Jerking off is like breathing to you. You don't even realize you're doing it until you're thinking about it. Oh, fuck. Yeah, I guess he did. What a hilarious name to have that happen. Toobin. Toobin. Toobin's the dude. Toobin.

And that fucking apology was so funny. He made an apology. He went on CNN. He came back. He works there again. And the woman was like, we'd be remiss if we didn't talk about this. And he's like, yes. Every day I've thought about this.

Let's address the elephant in my room. He's pounding my fucking dick. I thought I was off the Zoom. Most of you know I. I'm going to town on myself. Most of you watching, you've seen me pull my dick. If I could take it back, I would, but I was just really stroking it. It would be funny

If he was like I don't regret that nut Do I regret the action? Yes But do I regret the feeling? How about the worst Post-nut clarity of all time? Yeah

To nut and be like I'm on Zoom That would be like Pre-nut clarity Pre-nut clarity Pre-nut clarity He had that feeling of shame Before he even got the buzz.

That should have kicked in. What do you think his next bust was? How long does he wait for his next jerk off? He definitely waited. I bet he got a little anxious and then he was like, you know what would help me clear the mind? Another bust. That's a 10 minutes later. He didn't even clean up the first.

Might as well lean into it. Jerk it off everywhere. even clean up the first yeah might as well lean into it your tubing just tubing imagine if that happened to one of our employees it would be hilarious content we are the only place in the world where those like that would propel their career when trent got arrested it would be dana right yeah yeah well like when When Trent got arrested. It would be Dana, right? Yeah, it would be Dana. When Trent got arrested, it was the only company in the world that Dave was mad at Trent for not blogging it fast enough. Not mad at Trent for going to the drunk tank. He was like, how did you not blog this right away? This is hilarious. That's different.

Getting drunk, this is much different. Much more shameful. I think that we're I don't think I could Just lean into that And take the jokes That would be harder Than just getting in real trouble

You wouldn't lose your job here That makes it almost worse Just every day of your life I feel like you would lose your job If you didn't Accidentally If you were jerking off on a Zoom Accidentally

Accidentally Yeah you didn't lose your job at CNN I guess, yeah. I think you'd just get clowned on. And you would get, that would be terrible. It actually would be better to be Jeffrey Toobin because you just went away for a few months and then you came back and did an apology.

Here, you'd just be clowned on forever. Yeah, you wouldn't get the release of a suspension. Right. You'd just have to show up the next day. Yeah, and everyone would just be like, jerk off, guy. Would you rather them see just your face or everything? Hmm.

I think the... Just my... Oh, what? Wait, just my face or... Just your face. So you're saying just your face would be worse. You think it'd be worse?

Yeah. No. No, no, the worst is... Then my dick coming? The worst... What? The worst combo is dick and face because then you can match them. Yes.

Like otherwise if it's just – But if it's one or the other, I'd rather have my dick than my face. Especially not. Especially you got to think like he was on a Zoom call. So if they could see his dick, it would have been the angle from like where you're just like you can see your balls and your gooch. I think he was far back. Really? He Dane Cooked it. He stood up. No. Yeah, and your dooch. I think he was far back. Really? I think he stood, Dane cooked and he stood up.

Oh, no. Yeah, along for the ride. That's kind of better, though. I think you'd rather have it be your dick because you can always be like, that's not my dick. No. Yes. Dude, imagine just a video of just your face.

That's not my dick. And then the lower part of the Zoom is Dan Katz. Dan Katz. That could be anybody's dick. So you're saying your face but no crotch is worse. Food's just a formative video of my face going for it. But you're still going to be able to see your face in the other one. No, I'm saying the other one would be just my cock and balls.

Show me what your face would look like in that situation. I've never seen what it looks like. I thought you were saying your face or your face and cock and balls. I'd be like, oh, maybe Nick stuffed his teeth. Are these the corn dogs? Like that? No. Speaking of phallic.

They might be, but like. Who cares? They're an hour and a half late. I don't know what my face looks like. It might as well. It's just going to be wet ass bread. I don't think it'd be that obvious. I would love a corn dog.

A face, oh face. I just bought two. Can be shared. A penis can't be shared the same way. You're right. Very true. We're going to get lunch before the app. Everybody could quote tweet it with your face. They can't be posting. They can't be like, here's your drippy

dick. Yeah, they could. No, you can't share that. It's illegal. Drippy dick? Federal crime. Brother, you need to see my timeline. Federal crime. I'm posting cock all the time and it's never mine. Yeah, your O face. Never my cock.

Imagine if it was a gif and you were like, oh. That would be so much worse. If it was an animated expression. That would be so much worse. No, I'd prank the tank challenge. I'd put myself in front of a green screen. Hopefully somebody would reverse it going back in. No, yeah, the face would be way worse. The face is worse.

But I thought I misunderstood you No way Brandon is that not ours? Jesus we're not getting it Wait really? You ordered a backup lunch in case the first one got injured? Happens to Second string lunch Covid protocols need to expand the roster

I'm going to eat my backup lunch What is your backup lunch? Melt shop Next lunch up Go is your backup lunch? Melt shop. Next lunch up. Go get it. Go get it. Go get it. Go get it.

Go get it. Go get it. Go get it. Go get it. Go get it. Go get it. Go get it. Go get it.

Go get it. Go get it. Go get it. Go get it. Go get it. Go get it. Go get it. Go get it.

Go get it. Go get it. Go get it. Go get it. Go get it. Go get it. Go get it. Go get it.

Go get it. Go get it. Go get it. Go get it. Let's eat it. Go get it. Go get it. I want to eat it.

Let's eat it as a team. No, we're not eating it as a team. I'm starving. I'm starving. I'm starving. I'm so hungry. I am very hungry. I'm starving.

Let's do a team lunch after this. Yeah. Yeah, we're going. We actually could. Let's hit the pub. We could do that. Let's hit the pub. Friday.

Pub-ba. You should get a steak. Friday beers. Big cat. Yeah cat yeah big cat why don't you take us to catch so we get that dessert that everyone gets an instant no me and rome we're talking about ice cream cake on our podcast apparently rome told me that apparently catch there's like a there's like a room for like hot people and then like a room for ugly people and they literally literally separate you. I think a lot of restaurants have that, right? Do they? Don't they?

Do they? You just haven't been sitting in the right section, buddy. I'm always in the hot table. No. If you don't know about it, you're in the wrong section. Is it face or a tire? Face. And then some kid DM'd me and he was like, I went out with a bunch of my friends.

And we all got in and the bouncer told me to tell one girl that she couldn't come in that room. This is Curb Your Enthusiasm. Describe that girl in one word. Don't make me. Softball catcher. Catcher? Isn't that crazy?

That is Curb. You used to hook up with all the discus chicks. Shot put. Shot put. Shot put? Yeah. Well, there was a lot of overlap. I would find there was always one that just did shot put, and that was when I gravitated Shot put girls are bigger or lower.

I don't even fuck with discus. Discus girls are bigger or higher. Discus was awesome. I was good at discus. No, you weren't. You weren't. I got like 80. No chance you were good at discus.

I got 80. 80 what? I was like 100 pounds. Javelin. Poll voters are hot, right? I was also a poll voter. Poll voters are very hot. I could find a video of me poll vaulting.

I'll send it. There's like viral YouTube videos, and it's just like an Italian girl with a fat ass just warming up before her poll vault. Yeah. Yeah. There was a Brazilian famous early internet girl. That's Alison Stokoe, right? Why does this have three million views?

Oh, I know. I didn't pole vault. I shot through jab. She didn't even clear the bar. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Do we still want to see the video of me

throwing jab or not? No. Alison's pole vault would have been not nearly as cool. Javelin just throwing a stick. Yeah.

Don't people die pole vaulting all the time? They don't have it all the time? They don't have it in Massachusetts. I don't know about pole vaulting all the time. They don't have it in Massachusetts. It's the deadliest sport. I could probably not die, but they got injured a lot from a pole vault

because the shit just snaps. And then what? You know what happens next. You know exactly what happens next. Oh, son of a boy dad. A little promo. Very nice. I'm on the show next Tuesday?

Yeah, see you next Tuesday. Do you have another one today? No, you had one this week. Yeah, you're on next week. Oh, I get what you said. And then we have an even better one the next week. Oh, fuck you. Who could that be?

A little Yankees game reunion, let's say. I don't want to give everything away. That was that day you guys were just doing the yak without me and Brandon. Yeah, exactly. That hurt. I got to go do the unnecessary. Well, then bring your food in here. I'm going to go eat it before.

No, bring your food. You're going to go sit right there and eat. This in here. No, I'm going to go eat it before I... No, bring your food in. You're going to go sit right there and eat. This is a food tax. I'm going in there. You have a food tax, sir. You can leave, but you have to leave your food behind. Or you can beat off on camera.

You pick. I think I would prefer to beat off on camera. There are your corn dogs. I want to tickle somebody. Go up. Yeah. All right. Brandon, you got to let KB tickle you.

I don't want to get tickled back. No, no. No, he won't. At all. That's the duality of tickling. Tickle him. I'm in a real conundrum. Everybody's always even on tickling.

I want KB to tickle you. You've never tickled once more than you've... No, I don't want to get tickled back. He won't. He doed me. Can KB tickle you? I want to tickle... See how ticklish you are. Are you tick you? I want to tickle. See how ticklish you are.

Are you ticklish? I want to tickle someone hotter. Brandon is extremely flustered. Go, Brandon. Go. Go. Oh, I'm sorry. Go.

Get tickled, though. Kyle, do you want me to go pick out a hunk? A tickly? A tickly? A little hunk? Maybe that Jake boy? Go get that Jake boy no yeah

he's cute no he yeah someone who would like not get it oh yeah he would get it someone who would not like it

no Brandon not him I don't want to tickle Jake he's already getting him I'm not going to tickle him that boy's giddy enough Glennie would be fun to tickle no no because Glennie would get it toody enough. Glennie would be fun to tickle. No. No, because Glennie

would get it too. What? You think Glennie would get it? Hard. Glennie would get hard. Not Jake. Who is that tickled? Oh, look at him.

He's cute. Yes, of course he's cute. No, I'm not. We don't hire ugly interns. Jake. You're out. Fresh meat. You're too menacing.

I'm not going to tickle you. Well, you're going to get tickled. You realize that. KB doesn't want to. Find someone that KB can tickle. Can you find a cute boy for Kyle to tickle? Do you want Gage? He was who I had.

All right. Gage. Okay, Gage. Gage isn't cute. Gage is hot. How are you going to tickle him? Borderline. I want him to be strapped.

What was that? Remember the tickle documentary of theline. I want him to be strapped. What was that? Remember the tickle documentary of the people who do it for sport? Yeah. I never watched it, but it looked fascinating. I wanted to be strapped. Here comes Gage. Oh, he's ready for it. Oh, my God.

Yeah, he is. What's he doing? What is he doing? I don't need the theatrics, Thespian Gage. All right. Supine position. Supine there. Yeah.

You can move the remote if you want. If you want. It's a preference. Gage is a Bucs fan, if we'd like to say congratulations. Congratulations. From Milwaukee. Congratulations. Congratulations.

Okay, cool. I don't want to tickle him. Really? It would be so weird. Just one tickle. You know Gage and Kyle lived together. We did. For a month.

Maybe two. Oh, that's... Did he ever tickle you, Gage? That makes it so much more weird. Yeah. That's who I had in mind. All right, talk to the mic now. I've never even tapped him up.

Never tapped him up. KB's being a pussy I don't want to tickle you I mean You gotta get close With your roommates somehow Did he tickle you? Did you ever wake up

To him tickling you? No Don't lie I've never tickled you No I can't say I have But I mean We definitely like You know

Here and there Had a little Well that's KB Yeah KB's a big A big handsy guy Yeah You know It's a termB's a big handsy guy. It's a term of endearment for a wrestler.

You tie up, but I'm in an underhook. Do a super duck. What's a super duck? Duck under, but a lot more swift. It's like a duck under. All right. Yeah, I'm not going to tickle you. All right, thank you.

Appreciate it. Congrats on the bucks. You're lost. Yeah, sorry, hon. Sorry, you'm not going to tickle you. All right. Thank you. Appreciate it. Congrats on the box. You're lost. Yeah, sorry, hon. Sorry you're not ticklish enough. Okay. That's really mean to do that to someone, to bring them in here and not tickle them. Look at them in the face and be like, nope, not ticklish enough.

Yeah. The best part is that KB was like, that's exactly who I had in mind. He was. And then we found out that they were roommates for two months. We were. You had that, did you have it in your mind the whole time? Like, I'm gonna take this.

What was he like as a roommate? We didn't really see each other. How? Your apartment wasn't big. They always blindfolded each other for what it was. It's kinky that way. Did you guys ever talk?

We have. There was an exchange. I wouldn't call any of our utterances conversations. Right. Did you show him the peanut butter corner? No, that was a lie, Steven. I wish you had waited until you had Steven had visited your house

and been like where's the peanut butter would have been my first question I know okay Steve you want to come over to my place a little sleepover

we're doing a little sleepover thing tonight what size bed dude I want to just sleep at home queen it's been like six nights in a row when's the last time We're doing a little sleepover thing tonight. What size bed? Dude, I want to just sleep at home. Queen. It's been like six nights in a row.

Big Cat, when's the last time you've slept over someone's place? Not like a hotel doesn't count. Oh, I don't know. Yeah, it's been a while. Rich. Always a hotel? No, you definitely reach a certain age where it's just like I don't really want You don't want me to be here

All the time I don't want to be here all the time So probably Yeah probably like I don't know Six, seven years Not even like Like a family member's house

No I just Like you don't Just want to live my own life. Friends with houses? Guest rooms? Not even a guest room? We don't have to do this. I'm trying to think. Let me think for a second.

Jesus Christ. Shut up everyone. I'm trying to think. It's on a sectional. You get the corner. Not even a friend with a house? With a guest room? Brother, we need to get you sleeping over. Why don't you come stay at Nicky's tonight?

I'm just about to say the same thing. I definitely did, but I can't. Oh, we slept over at Blake Bortles' house. Okay. That was like three or four years ago. Yeah, I slept on a couch. No, I think I had the bed. Someone else had the couch

when we sleep over at nick's he does this thing where he turns on like led lights and he just blasts cum shots all over the place and he has to try we have to try and dodge them that was good that was funny sleeping on blake borrell's such a cool guy we were like hey can we sleep over he's like sure did he have breakfast uh no we actually showed up and he's like hey i'm out to dinner here's where the key is like just hang out and it was like five hours so we're just hanging out what'd you do there i think there was a game you trash it yeah we fucking trashed it of course you have to but yeah that's the kind of guy that blake is chill ass dude sleepover shouldn't he have been there though if you were coming?

Yeah, but no, that's very much Blake. He was like, oh yeah, I kind of forgot you guys were coming, but here's how you get in. Okay. That's dope. Yeah, that's dope. Eat all of his food. Mad dope. Upper Decker. Mad dope.

Were you at Ephron's house? Yes. Did you's house? Yes. Did you sleep there? No. I would have. No, no, no. You would have. Would have found a way.

No, no, no. Yeah, that was funny because we went to Efron's house and we did a burger review with him. And then I was talking to, I think, his brother, setting it all up. And I was like, we'll come to a burger review, then he'll come on the show. And we did the burger review, and then after he stood up, he's like, alright, well thanks for coming, guys. And we're like, wait. And then his brother's like, no, no, Zach, you have to do the show now.

Oh, fuck. It's like another hour. That probably hurt. That was painful for him. A little bit, but very cool guy. Who is his brother? Dylan. Dylan Efron. Is he famous? He but very cool guy. Who is his brother? Dylan. Dylan Efron. Is he famous? Is he like his manager?

I'm going to see what he looks like. He's very good looking. Can we pull up Dylan Efron? He's very good looking. He's a very good guy. We'll be the judge of that. I like him a lot. You got his number?

Yes, I believe so. I want Dylan Efron's number. He's a good guy. He's a good looking guy. He's like a model, I think. Like a fitness model. Not quite, Zach. Who is, though? Oh, come on. Yeah, that's a standard. That does it. Like a fitness model. Not quite, Zach. Who is, though?

That's a standard. He broke the mold. He's fine. He's fine. He's not hurt. He'll be good. He needs to get tickled. Would you tickle Ephron? Yeah. He would make it weird,

though. Spiritual. Yeah, probably. Did you guys talk about his dad bod? Uh no Yeah see look His brother's like Wait which one Oh Which one's his brother?

Jesus fuck Well I didn't recognize the blonde hair at first Sue me Yeah He's uh Yeah But like he's not Show this topless picture, please.

But he's not the kind of guy. Calling a man topless is funny. Yeah, look at that. He's not the kind of guy that you would see in, like, Turn Head. You wouldn't be like. No, he's just another California smoke bro. He looks like he works at, like, a surf shop. He's a smoke bro.

I don't even know how to give him that. Really? A smoke bro? In California? Brother, he's a California 5. He's a Kansas 9. He would crush in Kansas. All right.

I mean, we got anything else? No. KB, I feel a little unfulfilled that you didn't tickle anyone. I'm glad. I know I don't want to. Can you now tell us what this young lady on your shirt is? No. unfulfilled that you didn't tickle anyone? I'm glad. I know I don't want to. Can you not tell us what this young lady on your shirt is? No. Can we see the ads?

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Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Yeah, it's time to talk shop and do a Yankees, Bob is the act. Thank you.