The Yak - The Crew Prank Calls Mintzy After His Big Day | The Yak 5-25-22

Episode Date: May 25, 2022

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. I wish I had an intro. We do have an intro. No, I wish I had an intro saying that everyone could, like, copy. You want to try something out? Run through something. I've always sounded like, ooh.

Yeah, do Mad Dog. Welcome to the Yak. Mad Dog? No, that ain't it. Just do a YouTube intro. Hey, guys. Click like and subscribe.'s up youtube what's up youtube please do subscribe by the way we need to get that going back what is this 80 liking

wouldn't hurt either liking wouldn't hurt let's get it going i have i have goals 100k by by the end of the summer i actually have an update on that give me a second to pull it up. What? I was flagged about something said in an old episode. Uh-oh. For what? About 100K. Hold on. Uh-oh. Give me like two minutes.

I have to find it again. In a good way or a bad way? We got pizza. I'll text him. Legit pizza? We got pizza. This came right through the door. Look at this. We got pizza. This came right through the door. Look at this.

We got pizza for the boys. You guys excited for some pizza? Is that real pizza or is it guns? It's pizza. Here, I'll open the first box. I mean, it did come straight from yeah like this is next level get the top box yeah there we go oh no it's actually the middle box oh yeah we got pizza Hey, look at that. Pizza. Thanks.

Enrique, you want some? I got the green cheese over here. Come on, Enrique. You barely eat. You're skin and bones. He's a thick boy. We can eat it after. You don't eat meat.

We can eat it after. Bullshit. Which one's that? What's the catch? There is no catch. Security guard Mike actually sent the pizza today because he thought that I was expecting pizza yesterday.

He didn't realize I was using him as a decoy, so he texted me a while ago. He's like, I'm actually sending pizza today. Thank you to Mike. He's the best. That island. Wait, what do you have flagged? What do you have flagged? I have to dig it up.

Okay. How's everyone doing? Just going to let the pizza sit there and smell. You can have a piece. I'm going to move this over there before it gets fucked up. What kind of pizza is that one over there, Rico? Pizza wheel. Pepperoni.

Pepperoni pizza. Euro pizza. It can't be Sass. No, you're not Sass. I think Sass and Roan are back tomorrow. Wait, so let's... Wait, back to the intro. I need an intro.

I don't know what it is. All right. What's up, you fuckheads? I was thinking, yeah, back to the intro I need an intro I don't know what it is Alright, uh What's up you fuckheads? I was thinking, yeah, like cocksuckers Yeah, hey, what up? Can you roll your R's? We need to come up with a word that has an R in it What's up you cocksuckers?

What's up bitches? I actually brought lunch Okay Are you a cocksucker? No, I brought lunch today. Oh. What did you bring? Roast chicken from yesterday. I got two of them, knowing that I would stretch it.

Trying to watch your weight? Probably a good idea. All right, Brandon. How are you? You looking a little chunky? Chunky. All right, I got it. A little chunky monkey? Oh, here's the flag. So, Dean Kurz on Twitter. Wait, roll that. Roll that R. Dean Kurz.

Hell, that was good. Dean Kurzwell on Twitter pointed this out. This is from the February 22, 2021 episode of the- How the fuck do y'all know to point this shit out? He said that he had old episodes playing on autoplay and wanted to point this out to me. Jesus Christ, Big Cat. Lord. Like, shit, brother.

Whoa. February 22,nd 2021 take a listen damn it things were not good at home 100,000 subscribers will we do a 24-hour yak oh no 100,000 yak subscribers to a 12-hour yak 200,000 we'll do a 24-hour okay that's easy all right 12 hours is easy all guys. All right. 12 hours. That is easy. Can you do it now? How the fuck did this motherfucker remember?

Oh, Brandon, you look better. Yeah. You look way worse now. Not really. Yeah, no, you look way better. Oh, wow. I don't know what happened. You did look better back then.

Can you lean into it and do a full telethon set, like people popping in? A sub- Huh? Words are tough. No, no, no. Once you get the $100,000- Hold on, let me popping in. A sub... Huh? Words are tough. No, no, no. Once you get the 100,000... Hold on, let me get this. Let him get his words.

A sub... Subscribathon. A subscribathon. Well... Is what I'm trying to say. Right, but I'm just saying in celebration of the 100,000, you get everybody dressed up, you work it like we do on... What if we just spend the entire 12 hours

creating fake accounts to subscribe? See how many we can get. That would be worth it. I don't know. I think around hour three, that would drag a little bit. Probably also wouldn't help us overall. I think if the case race is poolside

with Shane Gillis, we could stretch it 12 hours. What's up, Kate? We did five and started it at night. If we made it like a day drink. A party, some guests. You can't be sass. Sorry, it's pizza. Don't say sorry.

It actually is pizza today, Kate. It is real pizza. Well, not that box. That box is booby trapped. Smells great. It is pizza.. Okay, hell yeah. Well, not that box. That's okay. That box is booby-trapped. Smells great. No, it is pizza. Okay, so 12-hour yak. If we get to 100,000, I will stand by that.

Box usually does. I don't know what we're going to do. I don't know. We'll have to have like a 12-hour some kind of competition. Wait, do you remember when there was some kind of bet that chess and we did all-night radio? Yes. Ended up being one of the most fun

awesome times that we ever had a fancy football punishment i came up with that one and it was great by the time it ended we were like we could go another five hours we had because it was calling i think if whatever you do that would help yeah i think we'll have to we'd have to plan it out but i mean yeah i'm in if we get 100 000 people i'd happily do 12 hours what 12 hours would we do i don't know that's a good question 10 to 10 noon to midnight hour of karaoke all day a lot of things 11 to 11 i'll do it 11 in the morning with a case race embedded in there actually no i think we do i think we start with our regular time i think we try to go back to the morning rush i say eight to eight we go one to the morning rush. I say 8 to 8. We go 1 to 1. And then Brandon has to do his show just in the corner of the Yak

live stream. That would be so good. Oh my God, yes. We do your show every day. On Fridays we don't. No, we'll do it on Thursday. You do your show and we're just sitting in the corner. Yes. Okay, alright, whatever. You can be called because that's what you got to do for

12 hours. We can do this on a Thursday and then come back on Friday. No, but for a 12-hour show, you need a lot of different things so that we'll do that. You'll sit in the corner and we'll be the call-ins. No timeouts. Anytime you leave the room, you have to spy cam, show where you're going. There's got to be a bathroom bucket in here. Yep, bathroom bucket. Not to plan everything out today, but we have to force in one more Tommy Walker day over the next month.

Oh, maybe that will be part of it. Oh. Tommy can't be here for 12 hours. Why not? He's got bitches, man. That boy's got to learn sometime. Bitches. Tommy stays up later than I do.

Later than I do, too. You ever think about that, that you go to bed and your son is just doing whatever? I got to go to bed when i go to bed some days he's asleep and some days i'm like all right don't don't do anything wrong you're just like all right bro good hang good luck brother just make sure that you uh turn off the lights before you you head on up i'll see you in the morning that's great ever irish exit you yeah well no see what we do i figured him out we we now we have a sofa in the in the living room now that pulls out into a bed so when uh whenever i want to really keep eyes on

him i'm like you're gonna sleep in the living room today and i'll pull it out so i'll just be watching youtube on the fucking uh in the living room so i can hear what he's doing are you guys ever kicking it and then he's like all right i gotta go to the bathroom and you just never see him again oh yes no what he'll do is he'll grab his fucking iPad and he'll go to the bathroom. He's like, I gotta go to the bathroom. And then you'll realize he's been gone for 45 minutes. Is everything okay in there? And he's just sitting on the ground playing his fucking iPad in the bathroom.

Yeah. Watch him breaking bad with a Bud Heavy. Yeah. That sucks. I would be very devastated if Irish exited me. Yeah, no, we got that. That's nothing. So I want 100,000 people.

And we're also going to, I know there was a time when we were going to be incentive-laden. People pointed out that's actually the wrong way to do it. You got to do the fun stuff, and then people will subscribe. So we are doing the case race without hitting any goals. And so this will be our only goal out there, 12-hour yak. Where are we at on subscribers right now? Right above 80? 81.5.

81.5. This is well within reach. So we do owe you the Frank on Edible tomorrow. Yep, which I want Roan to be here for that because I don't know if I can handle Frank by myself. You can't. Frank got hacked. A lot of people are mad at You can't. Frank got hacked. A lot of people are mad at me this morning.

Frank got hacked. What happened? Frank was winding him up. He kept taking him down and winding him up. I was like, Frank, but they scored seven in the eighth, and he's just going nuts. Frank's hacking last night was quite something because out of all the hacks, this one was probably the best one done. Will Compton, I think, got got by him.

Will Compton sent me a text out of nowhere, and he was like, hey, what is this? Frank's Twitter account was DMing people saying, hey, could you do me a favor? And then when you replied, it said, time is now to take a stand and end the laws that allow a child rapist to move back into society amongst our children, where they inevitably offend again. We'll appreciate if you could log in with Twitter and take the time out to sign the petition. Frank Wood said that, though. He was getting people left and right. That's so Frank.

Frank is very up against the child rapists. He is. It's one thing. If you never say anything about Frank the Tank, he is against child rape. Right. It's a fact. There's one thing he's always talking about. He grabbed Joey when he came in.

He was like, you didn't click anything from me, right? And Joey's like, no, I support it, but I didn't click the petition and no i think will got hacked so that'll be watch the fallout uh all right so wait that was it tj and then i had one other thing fuck fuck what was in my brain what was in my brain what was in my brain i can't remember oh kate's story kate's story oh he texted me this morning. Kate has a story. It's not really a story, I guess. It's something that happened to me. Oh, you hyped it up. At 1030, I have a story for the Yak today.

You hyped it up. For most people, it's probably not that exciting. But for me, I haven't gone out in the last couple years very often. Wait, let's pause. Can you do the ad real quick? Let's get the hype up. Really, Lori. Let's really make sure this story-

Do you have any music for this story? If it falls flat, I want it to be really embarrassing. It's going to fall flat. I want a piece of pizza to hear in a story. There is no climax to the story. I'll tell you that much. Okay. It's like a night with Brandon Walker.

Yo! A lot of build up to nothing. He got your ass. Brandon, you make your stacked wife calm, I know. Dudes, we need to have a serious chat about your bathroom habits. It's time to quit scratchy itchy toilet paper and switch to Dude Wipes. They're everywhere. Amazon, Walmart, Target, Nationwide.

They'll change your life. Go to dudewipes.com, D-U-D-E wipes.com, and use code YAK20 for 20% off your entire order. Really digging around in that box. Okay, so... Oh, before we do the story, should we just say shout-out to Ben Mintz being the King of the South?

No. Does that hurt you, Brandon? Why would it hurt me? I don't understand why it would hurt me. You don't really like... I retweeted him three times. When other people do things... Maybe you go hit some more golf balls.

Well, he's not the- You guys call him King of the South in a mocking way. I call him the real way. He took down the Vandy Whistler. And can somebody break this down, Barney? Stop for me. The Vandy Whistler was some annoying guy who's always just a whistler. Well, A, that's not the Vandy Whistler.

That's the backup. There's two. That's not the starter. Two whistlers? Went after Smush Parker, not Kobe. Two whistlers. Damn. All right, so tell us. Tell the story, Brandon, while you eat. There's two. That's not the starter. Two whistlers? Went after Smush Parker, not Kobe. Two whistlers. Damn. All right, so tell us.

Tell the story, Brandon, while you eat. A little whip. So, no, it was great. It was a good idea. It's something that should have been done a long time ago. Those guys were fucking assholes. And the way Ben Mintz decided to go at him just in the most. Well, what do they do?

What are they doing wrong? They just whistle the whole time. Every second. Every second. For their team or against the other team? Oh, it's just the entire baseball game they're doing these loud whistles the loudest most piercing whistle you can imagine like a tick constantly they whistle thousands of times why why they're they're just attention seeking whores okay why has vanderbilt not been

like dude stop i don't know why they they let them do it they're pussies i guess i don't but everybody generally because i saw ben min saying, I'm actually getting support from Vanderbilt fans. He would. He did, yeah. I think everyone hates the Whistler. When I was down there in Omaha last year growing the game, there was eight teams. They sold seven shirts that had stop the Whistler, end the Whistler, cancel the Whistler.

This guy just keeps on Whistler. You're going to steal my fucking story. It's ban the Whistler. That's what it said. Ban the Whistler. Alright, so can we see the Ben Mintz video real quick? Because this was, look at him. I'm going to keep this short and sweet. You should be ashamed of your behavior. You put yourself in the spot.

Everybody in the state is going, you're a disgrace. You need to be true. That's all I have to say. Female Ben Mintz is ready to fight. I hate these people so much. He's the worst one. The kid in the third round. With the fishing suit.

Calling somebody a disgrace to the Southeastern Conference. I hate the Vandy Whistler. Not to change the subject, is his belt under his asshole? Can we cheat yet? He has long openly said, I have no ass. Saying Southeastern Conference too reminds me of those broadcasters that take themselves too seriously. We're like radio guys, so we're like,

in the National Football League. Or any school that says the. Yeah. Or no. I bet on Ohio State a lot. Other than that, I think they're the only one that really has it. The? Nobody else really says the.

I feel like a lot of people don't say it enough. People use it in their bios. Citadel. Ben Mintz has a very unique, I would call it the ostrich head. The... Scoot. Yeah.

Head. He's... You know what he is? He's the bird in the water. It's the bird in the water. Yeah, the bird in the water. He's beaking at you. His little beaks are coming for you.

Look at the finger points. Yes. The finger points. Yes. Oh, that one. That one was where he really, yeah, he's got to work on. I will point something out. We got to size up the shirt, Ben. We'll point something out. I'm going to say that because I can say that as a fellow big man.

If anyone could make the comment that you look like a sausage casing, that's not good. If we can go one more time and watch it, he does begin to retreat the second she stands up. Well, can we blame him? Yeah, he's being respectful to a lady. She's a beast. Listen, if Ben Mintz wanted to kill these people with his bare hands, he could have done it in two seconds. But he didn't because he's just. He's like the wheel.

Yes. That, I hate the Vandy Whistler. Can you ask me when I first heard of Steph Curry? Oh, another angle. Oh, wow. Another angle. When did you first hear of Steph Curry? That's not Ben Mintz.

Yeah. Wait, can we play the Quigs video too? Because Ben Mintz did a video before the game. He's like, I will find the whistler. Yes, he called it. I will bring you to justice. Fucking Mintz. What a man. What a hero. I will bring you to justice. Fucking Mincy. What a man.

What a hero. He's the people's champ. No, no, no. The Quigs one. Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You show your face. You want to play this game?

I can torture someone, too. I will find you, and I will make your life miserable on principle for the rest of the SEC. Hell yeah, Dan. Incredible. For the rest of the SEC. Hell yeah, Dan Ryan. Not Omaha, just the rest of the SEC.

Three more days, I got you. Another weekend. Your Memorial Day weekend is going to suck. It's going to be a bad weekend, fella. That's a threat. Goddamn, Ben Mintz is the best. I woke up and I saw in the group chat that you guys were like, Goddamn, Quiggs.

And I never saw the video. I saw Quiggs' first before I saw that. I woke up to Mintz trending on Twitter. Well, that's just a Wednesday, Dan. Can we call him? Can you call Mintz? I want to hear what he's doing right now. that's just a wednesday dan but he's can we call can you call mincey i want to hear what he's doing right now he called in on pick central so he's ready although he had an hour he had an hour blocked off for birmingham radio so he might not be able to call in oh he's got he's got other shows to do now do you guys think that this will

affect the vandy whistlers now that he has been the first one to break the seal saying you're fucking annoying will other people now not put up with that anymore? Like, I think this could truly be the end of the Vanity Whistler. I think they're used to people coming after him because people get tired of it. Yeah. It's just never been on video like that. Okay. Yeah, this is definitely the tipping point, though.

I do think things are going to change for the Vanity Whistler. Right. We've reached a critical mass. Mincy has brought this problem to the people. He's grown the game. The video of Ben joining forces with him last year doesn't help his case that much. Oh, no. In Omaha, he joined forces with him.

Wait, what? In Omaha, he was team Whistler. Wasn't that the original Whistler? Is it the same one, TJ? No, there's two Whistlers. This is the better known one that was in Omaha last year. Oh, my God. There's two whistlers. This is the better known one. That was in Omaha last year. Oh, my God. Two of them?

Absolutely going along with him. For shame. Look at those hands, too. They're red. They've been doing that for innings. Oh, no. That's not a good look. Uh-oh. Near the Vandy Whistler. We a good look. Uh-oh.

Near the Vandy Whistler. We're talking along. Whatever it takes to survive the elimination game. What a fucking fraud. Wow. Someone just called. Now, I should address it. Someone just called me a hypocrite because I did scream whistle at the Jackie Robinson Little League game.

I don't know if you could find that, TJ. But I only did it once or twice. I'm not traveling with a team whistling, and I don't even know how to whistle like that. It's a scream whistle. Maybe the greatest invention of all time. Well, I was reading comments from people who say, I listen to the games on radio, and the Vandy Whistler has ruined it completely for me because it becomes the only thing they can hear. But if he's siding, if he sided with them before and now he's flipping.

Oh, man. Shameful. Shameful. What a fucking fraud. Who? Oh, I thought we were going with that. Mincy? No.

Don't you dare. It's our king. King of the South. No, he's the king of the South. We got to vote in the south. I think it would go a different way. Who do you think would win? Somebody else.

Will Compton. I'd like to see my scream whistle, and you guys can judge if I was. A lot skinnier. God damn it. If you just fast forward. God damn it. So skinny. Oh!

I can't. I can't. Oh, shit. I've seen this. I cheered. I cheered. Oh, shit. I've seen this. Here it is. Here it is. See, I was cheering with everyone else. That's a totally different situation.

I don't know how to whistle like that. I scream when I put my fingers, and I go. That's what that is. I don't know. I don't know. I'll say it too your hair it's great now but it looks great

it's not great now it's beautifully thick yeah I took off my shirt I had the that was the summer of the the tan oh my god

I had to take off your shirt and then like two years yeah it was a long time wow that's crazy, too.

This team cheated, though. No, they didn't. All right, whatever. They didn't even win, so just leave them alone. They did win. Oh, yeah, they won the American. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They won the whole thing.

Me and the boys hanging out. DJ, I'm whistling videos in there. I was whistling along with the cheers. Right. You were going with it Yeah And the scream whistle is genius Yeah, it is smart It's effective Good pizza, Dan, thank you very much

It's thanks to Mike Security guard Mike, the man Alright, so do we have Mincy? TJ, any more whistle videos? I think he's live on air. Can we tune into him? Can we get the broadcast? I think it's WJOX.

Let's get the broadcast. I'm serious. It's WJOX out of Birmingham. I would like to simulcast. Let's call in. Yeah, we should call in. Let's do it. I doubt they're taking calls while they have Ben Mintz on the air. That's true.

I know. People are showing me that Carl was friends with him, too. Carl was big-time friends with him. With the Vandy Whistler? We were mad at Carl for doing it. The first guy. The greatest pop cat. Oh, nice.

They're in commercial. Are they taking calls? Yeah, I want to know. There he is. They're in commercial. Are they taking calls? Yeah, I want to know. There he is. I'll call him. Look at him. What is he doing? Look at him.

Quick reminder. They're in commercial right now. There's ads playing. Oh, he's just talking their ear off in commercial. Yeah. Love it. Oh, that's okay. That's a live.

Okay. I had a weekly spot with WFAN. Got killed. Mincy's a supporter. Well, I mean, Rico, you were giving away. After Pick'Em. You were giving away all your picks. The only reason people listened to Pick'Em was to hear your picks,

and you just give them. After Pick'Em. It was Thursday nights, dude. People, Barstow would buy the cow, and then you'd give the milk away for free. I mean, Thursday nights is when people listen to Pick'Em. Yeah. Come out Thursday morning. Yeah.

Exactly when people listen to it. You would just give the come out Thursday morning. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly when people listen to it. He would just give the whole fucking milk away. I used it for my Friday commute. Yeah, everyone would suck on the milk with his hit with JJ after dark. See how bad Rico's going to cry this week. I can't wait until Pick'em comes out every week. Summer squeeze out. I was a little late starting.

Shouldn't it have already started? Oh, he's out. He's been out. Dave called him just another guy the other day. That's true. Brutal. Duke is. Dave called him just another guy the other day. That's true. Brutal. Uggs is on. Uggs is on.

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No. Okay, I'll talk. I'm going to take the side of the Vandy Whistler as a joke. Do you think he'll recognize my voice? Not if you talk like this. Just change it a little. No, he's so excited about it. He'll be fine.

What about going full heel? Do a southern accent. Just whistle at him the whole time. Just whistle at him the whole time. Say, this is the whistler. Hey, it's southern cat. Hey. It's a great setup.

Not that much. A lot of people might not realize he delivered Alabama's first ever. I like this. We're just using this show to watch other shows. This is great. This is good yakking, folks. This is going to feel to them like my bookie stream felt to me. All of a sudden, there's a bunch of people watching.

Stop in for lunch or dinner at one of those great locations. Hello? Hello. Hey, I want to talk to Ben Mintz. All right, sure, man. What's your name? Where are you calling from? I'm Doug. I'm calling from West Point,z. All right, sure, man. What's your name? Where are you calling from? I'm Doug.

I'm calling from West Point, Mississippi. All right, hold on, man. What you spend on cocaine, Steve and Tyler? Fuck that up. Is it Rockstar? I would wonder, would you say more money Phil Mickelson gambling or cocaine for Aerosmith can you turn Mincy's mic on for us they show rules

thank you Rockstar so I saw a Breaking the Band and Aerosmith was locked down in Hawaii and they were flying back and they were out of cocaine they were locked down in like Japan they couldn't find cocaine anywhere.

They went to Bizarro Yak, though. They went to Hawaii and meet one of the wives of the band that brought cocaine for them. So they went like 18 hours out of the way just to get cocaine. So I would say... It's just like you. I mean, this dude is...

So he's 72 now? 74. 74. I mean, he's been doing blow for 50-plus years. Six million. Okay. Six million dollars of cocaine. I wonder how he estimates that. I mean, think about inflation now. I mean, back then, it probably cost nothing.

You're right. I mean, back in his prime. The first one's always free. Isn't that right? Oh, man. Barstool Mincy with us. You're a big Ole Miss fan. I am. Lane Kiff prime. The first one's always free. Oh, man. Barstool Mincy with us. You're a big Ole Miss fan. I am.

Lane Kiffin. The dipshit. Has he had a chance, true or false, to become the most popular coach in Ole Miss sports history? Johnny Vaught's always going to. That's such a different era. I mean, I wasn't alive. That's a little bit.

You know what I mean? But, like, he's always. Because, like, that was back when Ole Miss competed for national titles and were, like, super, super elite. It's nothing but white players. He's going to get But, like, he's always – because, like, that was back when Ole Miss competed for national titles and were, like, super, super elite. It's nothing but white players. He's going to get to, like, that. But as far as popularity, oh, yeah, I think he's totally there. I mean, I think Lane, when you look at –

He's not going to – Where Ole Miss football was before Lane. He's got a good angle. I mean, the NCAA hell really irrelevant those last couple years to Matt Luke here. I mean, Luke did a pretty good job with that last recruiting class. But, I mean, you would have thought it was COVID by how many people were going to games during those years.

I mean, it was bad. You know, obviously the free zero was a lot of highs and lows. But, you know, getting to beat Bama, and there was a lot of great with that. But it fell off a cliff. And the Lane hire while it was a gamble, then it got the Ole Miss brand back out nationally. You know, like, hiring Lane made Ole Miss relevant. We'll do your story later.

Relevant nationally again. Nothing compared to this. I mean, honestly, I wouldn't be at Barstool if not for Lane. Dave Portnoy loves Lane, and I'm sure that was part of how I got hired. Well, and Lane is the perfect fit for Ole Miss. I mean, there are some jobs that it just doesn't seem like it would work for Lane. But Ole Miss seems like the perfect fit. Yeah, he's got that cock, like,

the part of the Ole Miss thing is a little bit of like the arrogant fans people like love to hate, you know, and Lane can... Can I call in about cocaine after this? And he loves to troll. It's a big story coming up soon. Now it's very silly.

For the bottom of the hour, if you want. It's very silly. Or the bottom of the hour. It's very silly. You can barely get 10 words out of it. But when he just loves hiding behind that Twitter, I think because he doesn't like talking publicly, he's just like, I'm just going to use this Twitter to where I don't have to actually speak to people. I guess that's part of it.

But he's something. And then just in this crazy day and age, I know you all probably talk so much about Transfer Portal and I.L. and stuff. But what he's been able to do with the transfer to the SIP thing, I mean, Ole Miss never gets top ten recruiting classes out of high school. Like, they get top 20. Brandon, can you move your mouth so it looks like you're talking?

He has been at the front of just killing this transfer portal, and he did it again this year with Jackson. It's filibustering. Guys like 12 of them may start. And you've got to just give him credit. In this ever-changing era of college football, he's been at the forefront on adjusting. And Ole Miss does not have the NIL budget,

anything like against a lot of these superpowers. And so the way he's been able to pull off these transfers and just plug them in instantly is nothing short of brilliant. We're going to get some phone calls in a second. We're surprised that you're in today and not tomorrow, so we don't have the headset set up over there. So we're going to get to these calls, so stand by. People standing by wanting to talk to Mincy.

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I got a question for you. So you got a chance to take some popular barstool folks out on the road to tour widespread for a week with you. Do you take Big Cat, Casey, Brandon, who's your arch rival from Mississippi State, or Lenny Balls? Which one do you take on the road with you? Big Cat's got some chance. So one of the reasons Big Cat and I have a good relationship is he's an old school. He loves Grateful Dead.

I like Grateful Dead a lot too. And so we went to a dead show together at Citi Field. We were actually in Stu Feiner's box at Citi Field last year. So Big Cat already being a Jam Band fan, I'd say lean that way. The thing with Big Cat, though, you just said the done, busiest guy at Barstool and two young kids. So it's tough to get him away from anything. The Walker thing would be funny.

So Brandon is a fantastic pro wrestling heel. He Not that tough. He's listening to me. He loves pro wrestling. He loves pro wrestling. He had the wrestling podcast. Well, I used to. He's still obsessed with it. And he's a classic heel. And you see, oh, as good as they come.

And, you know, the Mississippi State, being part of that Egg Bowl thing, I mean, he is the bitter, hateful Mississippi State fan to a king. That's true. He's going facts right now, facts only. I mean, it is. And I know it's Auburn, like, Ole Miss State, nothing on the natural level compared to Auburn Bama, but the hatred level is neck and neck.

Yeah. Especially on the state side. And Brandon, it's us. Yeah, you. You're bitter. I think Walker and I are alike. The only thing we're alike is we're from the south and we like football. Like, I'm a big positive energy guy on the other side.

And so, it works well because it's the opposite thing. I think the dynamic's good. All right. Put those headphones in. You all right taking some calls? Let's do it. All right. Dog is in Mississippi.

He wants to talk to Minty. You hear him okay? You hear all right there? I believe so, yeah. All right. Go ahead, Dog. Hey, I'm calling in. I saw Minty going after the Vandy Whistler yesterday,

and I wanted to just tell a quick story. Back in 2012, I was at a game, and the Vandy Whistler was whistling so loud, and my ears hurt so bad I went and saw the doctor. Turned out I had a brain tumor. So the Vandy Whistler saved my life. And I see Mintzy going out there and harassing him, and I can't stand for that. Hello?

I think they dumped you. They dumped me. Let's hear his answer. Play the audio. They dumped him. Wow, I don't know how to respond to this. I mean, maybe the Whistler's done some good. I'm glad you're still with us calling in to the next round.

I can promise you that. I mean, wow. He's a miracle worker, and you're trying to take away his superpowers. Yeah, he clicked clearly. Wow, that is – I don't even know how to react to that. Ben in West Virginia is next. All right, that's good. We just keep –

I'm like, yeah, Vandy Whistler helped me introduce me to my wife. Yeah, I was blind. I found my way back to the stadium. My son – oh, yeah, you could do that. My son got separated from us, and he found his way back to us. The vibrations from the Vandy Whistler's whistle. We were sitting by the Whistler. That's right.

Give me that number. It saved our lives. Give me that number. Yeah, call in again. Enrico, you do it. But don't fuck it up because you fuck these things up usually. All right, you know what?

There's going to be a lot of you. I can't really do a South though. I'm not good with the South one. Brandon, can you do a Southern accent? I, no. Hey, you do it. Say my son got separated from me. I have to tell you, my son was three years

old and he got separated from me. Wandered out to the parking lot. Yeah, and he heard the whistle. He went to Vandy, Tennessee back in the day. 2008, you could say. Everyone be quiet. Kate's gonna talk. You're from Murfreesboro. I can't call again.

They have my number. Oh, okay. I don't think they'll know. Call it. All right, I can try again. No, no, no. He's right. He's right.

I'll give him my phone. We're not going to be able to hear it. I'll do it. Or, Kate, you do it. Hold on here. What's it – where can I say this? It was like a few years ago. Went to a game.

2008. Yeah. I was watching the Vols and Vandy, and you're a Tennessee fan. Okay. He wandered out into the parking lot. Hi, I'm Shelly from Murfreesboro, Tennessee, and I'd like to speak to Mints. All right, sure.

Is this Shelly from Murfreesboro, Tennessee, and I'd like to speak to Mince. All right, sure. Is this Shelly? Yes. I'm actually going to come off as hard to believe, but this is actually me being called a vulgar age. Y'all should have seen me when I was young. And so that was the closest I've come. I'm usually like – Have the stream ready so we can watch the replay of her call.

– usually just like knowing that I'm a Saturday. Last night – That's how you do it. I just was about to calculate a gamble. I knew how much just like knowing that......I'm gonna have to......hung like a horse....the last night... Oh, don't, D, that's how you do it. ...I just forgot to calculate a gamble. I knew how much people didn't like the Whistlers, so I thought it had to be said. So I took Tennessee plus 300... ...against the field to win the Cowboys.

You're gonna come out being like, the Whistler's the best guy ever. ...them and land mine them in Knoxville. I'm thinking about... How do you plan on doing that, though, if you do it? Well, if I do do it, I mean, I was just, I mean, I'm here to see the greatest team of all time in college baseball.

You know, four first-round pitchers, and they've won almost 50 games, and they're the greatest team ever if they don't blow it. You know, and it's just going around and just messing with them because I became like the voodoo hex of Vandy last year in Omaha. You know, I took Arkansas to win it all last year dave portnoy put a bunch of money on that and then they remember nc state got them in that super so i mean i just big cat was calling me a witch in omaha i think like maybe i need to like look after what they did the behavior of that fan base talk about a family should be ashamed of themselves. What happened in that fall game when they were throwing golf bottles and beer bottles everywhere?

What had happened? They almost came back and won at the end. What if they'd have scored that touchdown at the end after that? I know. Like, they, I mean, I don't know. So, I mean, I don't have any sympathy for anything with the Tennessee fan base after what happened with Lane this fall. So, I feel like if I go there, I could pour gas on that fire.

All right, so Marshall Minty in studio, Ben Mance, and Shelly is next in Tennessee. What's up, Shelly? Hi, I just wanted to speak to Mance real quick because I've been seeing the Vandy Whistler thing. You got him. He's listening. So I'm from Murfreesboro. Go Vols. And I took my four-year-old son, Travis to a game at vandy and i was wrapped up in the

whole thing it was a tight game next thing you know i look over i cannot see my son i start screaming his name travis travis i'm panicking the vandy whistler himself came over to me and said we're gonna find your boy he starts whistling so loud. The whole place stopped. The whole game stopped. It's the Vandy Whistler calling for Travis and whistling. My son heard that whistle, thought it was something cool, came running. That's the only reason I got

my son back. So, to hear you ripping on him like that is really disturbing. The Whistler's saying the whole time that Ann found a brain-spinner in the last 20 minutes. This is the guy you're going at, man. You're un-American, man. Look at him.

So I just think you have everybody ripping on him. He's the reason I have my son. Yeah, yes. Well, Shelly, I'm glad you have your son, and I, wow, I don't really know

how to respond to that. Maybe the baby Whistler does have a heart after all. Thank you, Shelly. Thank you. I'm glad you had your son, and I, wow, I don't really know how to respond to that. Maybe the baby whistler does have a heart after all. Thank you, Shelly. About some of the confrontations internally at the office.

By the way, Kate's, like, accidentally slipping. He lost it. The accent was so fucking good. Confrontations internally at the opposite store. By the way, Kate's accidentally slipping. He lost it. The accent was so fucking good. The Delco. So. Yeah. I could feel it happening.

We could all hear it. All right, who's going to call next? Oh, man. I think, I mean, Owen, you got to call. What are you going to say? What did the Whistler do? Mandy Whistler took your daughter out to dinner and treated her like a queen. What's another whistle?

Oh, a tornado. And the tornado siren wasn't working, but he was whistling. Say that. Say that. He was whistling instead of the tornado alarm. Or he volunteered. Hello? Hello? Hey, this is Paul. uh atlanta looking for ben mince from barstool sports you gotta do the the tornado wait what do you want to do? I had something else. Oh, you feel something else?

Go for it. I was saying if the tornado alarm was not working and the Vandy Whistler was whistling and it got everyone down to their shelters. Is yours better? It's different. Go for it. It's whatever makes a Vandy Whistler awesome.

I know it hits him, though. It's whatever makes a Vandy Whistler awesome. Wait. Talking about you. Wow. It looked like the Vandy Whistler rescued this guy missing in action in Vietnam. We found a lost child. Oh, everyone's calling in now. Is that call ever had? All coming up on the other side, this is the next round. I think we just let the Yak callers take care of it.

Can I hear the can clip? I'd like to listen to that song. How did the fucking can clip come up? All coming up on the other side. I don't know. I think I didn't come off too, too bad. Oh, Rico, you'll go back and listen to it because you're a psycho. Always. I think I will, too.

Let's have Kate tell her story, then. All right, let's have Kate tell her story during the commercial break. We also have to spin the wheel. Spin the wheel real quick. Owen's going to stay on. Owen, you stay on. You have headphones? You can just stay on.

All right. Okay. I think the act callers are gonna call in for the vandy whistler 100 it'd be so great mitch is gonna walk out being like i want to shake the whistler's hand this is like when the stern people and opiate anti-pipa just bombard fucking these certain things dude this is great so this is this is what radio is and it's fine justice for the vandy whistler. Oh, man. All right, spin the wheel.

Big wheel. Big, thick wheel this week. Oh, boy. Uh-oh. Oh, boy. What? Well, great. Oh.

So, hey. This is. It has to involve the other guys. Everyone's on the wheel. We've got to spin the wheel. Everyone's on the wheel except Nick. And then when we get a couple people back, we'll do a hanging wedgie. This just went up a notch.

That went up a big notch. For HR purposes, it would be other women here giving me the wedgie. Well, you don't have to do it. You and Rico are exempt. Okay. It's a yak show thing. This is a bigger thing. This is the main punishment.

Okay. This is why Nick got swirled. Oh, okay. So TJ and Zai, you have one exemption. Would you like the exemption here? Thoughts? You have to use it before we spin. What do we do, TJ?

I don't know. I think that there's worse punishments down the road. Yeah, I think hanging wedgies is not that bad. We'll hold on to it. Okay. All right, so TJ, make a wheel with everyone, all the normal yak guys without Nick, and then we'll spin and figure out who has to do a hanging wedgie. I'd like to point out the optics of us hanging wedgies is not going to be great.

Oh, and what happened? Marisha. We'll see what the wheels say. Okay, all right. I mean, that's not up to us. It is up to the wheel. That is not up to us. It is up to the wheel. That is not up to us. If anyone has a problem with Zod getting a hanging wedgie, bring it up with the wheel.

Yeah, blame the wheel. Yeah. What's up, Steven? So I texted Mincy like 25 minutes ago, can we call you on Yak? He just responded, sure, I'm in a radio studio in Birmingham, but can take it, just saw this. Can take it? I don't know if he's definitely not aware of the prank i just posted no just yeah just say we're all set okay we we we talk to you

this is so fucking funny i want to hear when mince finds out that it was us i can't believe he didn't funny. I want to hear when Mince finds out that it was us. I can't believe he didn't. Oh good one guys. Oh I can't wait.

All right. You want to do your story. Oh in comparison it's nothing. I feel like a real... You texted me this morning. Kate, this actually means you're finally a true Yak member

because what we always try to do is anyone says they have something interesting to share, we make sure that it just completely gets buried under way too much hype and excitement and other things we're doing. We just yank the bottom right out from under it. Even Che's been the main person who's had this happen to him. Yeah.

You're female Che now. I guess what I meant was if it was a slow day, I had a story for filler. This is a relatively slow day. If we're going good, we don't need this story at all. It's nothing. I can't believe we're just fucking calling Mincy. There he is. No idea.

This could be all Yak listeners. When they come back, we got to bring it back up. I want to hear some of these other. They're going to be all Yak listeners. When they come back, we got to bring it back up. I want to hear some of these other, they're going to have so many funny fucking things. I hope he's not figuring it out.

He probably is. Shit. Oh, he's not. I promise you he's not figuring it out. He's looking at his phone, though. Dan, we could go weeks

and he wouldn't figure it out. Steven, did you tell him? No, you didn't. Okay, I wasn't sure if you texted him or not. I texted a social clip and I did not tag him.

Nice. This guy thinks more calls than fucking Jerry Lewis. He just responded, dang, my bad, when I said we're all set. He has no idea. So do you think he truly believes that Vandy Whistler has done those good things? Yes. Yeah, for sure. Those are all based on true stories.

What if he sees him again tonight and apologizes? He will. He will. Oh, he absolutely will. Knowing Minty, he will. Now, how deep do you want to go? Change the course of history. All Yak fans cannot say anything to him.

No, they can't. Don't tag him in comments. Yeah, don't tag him. Dude, how deep do you want to go? I'll actually delete. I tweeted Vandy Whistler saved my life, but I'll delete it. Dan, how deep do you – I'll actually delete – I tweeted Vandy Whistler saved my life, but I'll delete it. Dan, how deep do you want to go? Hey, how's it going, Ben?

I'm just calling in, man. I know a lot of people are saying that this guy's all that, but I met my girlfriend at Vanderbilt, and we were a happy couple. And just jokingly one night we made a list of hall passes I put Sydney Sweeney um from Euphoria she put Preacher Franklin I didn't ask any follow-up questions I assumed it was a TikToker we met at Vandy we've gone to these games we love these games one night I came home and I heard a whistle a whistle I recognized it was coming from my girlfriend's bedroom Ben preacher Franklin was blowing her back

out he's not a good man what you did was right from West Virginia sharing your pizza with you right now? No. Come on. The producer caught us. Get out. Old fun crew. So Shelly's from Murfreesboro. Let's hear them.

Oh, let's hear the background. Well, other people are going to call in. Let's go Tennessee. Let's go Daryl

up in Tennessee. Daryl, what's up man? How are you? I'm good man, how are you? Good, good Daryl How did the Vandy Whistler change your life? You know He was working as a crossing guard This is a fake accent And he whistled as loud as he could

To a frequency where only my dog could hear it And he got my dog run over so I had to... I had a lot of questions if that crossing guard graduated or took any classes. Tiger Mike is on with Mincy.

Get this guy. What's up, Tiger Mike? Hey, guys. I appreciate you taking my call. And this is the coming together of my childhood and my adult life. Hearing Mincy with you guys is great. You know, not all heroes wear capes. And a big thank you to Mincy from all the LSU fans. One, and two, you guys know my kids have done the holiday show off

and the summer show off. Can we get Mincy to commit to dancing next year to raise money for that crew? How much money do you think we could raise, Dunaway? Thanks a lot. All right. Do a fundraiser. I'll say this. That is my buddy that loves y'all's show and grew up with me in Louisiana.

When he heard I was coming here, he's the reason I'm here. Should I call back in? I'll let the Yacklisters take care of it. Yeah. You could call in as Big Cat. He knows I can't dance, and that's the problem. The dog whistle story was great. That was fantastic.

Dogs. I mean, I know he's one of y'all's biggest fans. Definitely the first time blowing her back out was said on Birmingham radio. Well, funny you should mention that after he saved my son. I did indeed let him. That whistle coming from the bedroom was a queef, actually. It was not. I was telling Kate after he took my son to win back for a couple of drinks.

I'm like a horse. All right, let's see. Do they have another caller? And I lost my dog. I left him off the leash, right? And anyway, I couldn't find him. And all of a sudden, I started asking people around me if they'd seen my dog. And I went up to this guy, and he said that he knew how to whistle real great.

This poor show. And so he starts whistling. And all of a sudden, my dog comes running out of the forest behind the beach, obviously. And he rescued my dog. So, Minty, I don't think he deserves all this hate that you've been giving him.

Two dog stories. One too many right there. That was the worst dog story. You have torpedoed their show. Running out of the forest behind the beach. That's on the West Coast. One more? You choose, Mincy.

Joe and Missouri or Butch and Florida? Oh, God. Let's go with the Florida guy. Florida Southern guy. You seem like a Butch. Okay, Butch, go ahead. Hey, Mincy, thanks for picking me, man. I love you so much.

I was wondering, is Dave really – is he actually really short? He's 5'10". I'm 5'10 and a half. Really? I heard he's 5'5. Nah, he's about my height. Maybe a half inch shorter. He's not that short.

I just wanted to tell a quick funny story. My name's Gator. They call me the tail Gator. I'll tell a funny quick little story about getting thrown out of going to watch a Gators game, actually, with my girlfriend. So I'm drinking girlfriend. I stink. I stink, bro. Alright, that was fun. He was looking at his phone to tweet this shirt

a minute ago. That's so great. Oh, Mincy. There's no one like him. I love the guy. Alright, Kate, your story? You know, I feel like other things... Let's do the story let's do the story yeah yeah other things do you mind telling it at the standing mic no thank you

this was a treat guys thanks for having me on this this week uh i'll just read my text message from this morning uh again it was at 10 32 which you you never text me by the way i have a story for the yak today if it's slow is what I should have added. You didn't add it, though. It says right here. Tell it. Come on. It's good.

It's not. Big Cat already said that. Right after it says the Vandy Whistler blew my back out, it says I have a story for the yak today. So there I was, whistling away. Oh, man. No, I went to see the Top Gun movie last night. I know.

It's not that exciting. You're on the USS Intrepid, right? That's exciting. Go, go. Sorry, sorry. And I don't get out very often anymore. I don't really drink. I never have done.

I've tried weed from time to time, but I normally don't. So Chaps, before we go, gives me an edible. And it's 10 milligrams. And he says, I go to bite it in half. He says, oh, you won't feel five. Just take the 10, I promise.

It's fine. And it was like upper stuff or whatever. I don't know weed. So I take it and I have a couple drinks. And by the time we get to the Intrepid, this was a special showing with only military people. It's on this fucking battleship.

Who's that? Michael Beasley. Beasley. Oh. That's way more interesting than this. Nope, keep going with your story. You want to get Beasley in to hear the story? No, oh my god, no, please. You can try. No, please don't. You can try to get him in. No, it's okay.

I really do feel like Katie is like, she's like finally initiated. You're finally to get him in. No, it's okay. I really do feel like Katie is like, she's like finally initiated. You're finally a true member of the Yak when we completely shit on your story. Good Lord, is Jerry that short? Yeah. That is a wild juxtaposition of people out there. Maybe we'll get him in to listen to the story. I don't know.

He's crushing it right now, Jersey Jerry. He has him cracking up. Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! I don't want to interrupt this. I mean, it would be nice if Beasley could hear the story. Oh, my God, please. He's a weak guy.

I would literally die. He's so confused. I would literally die. I just would love to have him hear it. All right, all right, let's get back to the story. Oh, this is a... Oh, my God, okay. I was high and saw the movie.

It was great, that's all. Oh, I think there's more to it than that. That's a pretty good story. By there's more to it than that. By the time we get to, it's an aircraft carrier. It's massive. And all these people are in their dress uniforms, like hundreds and hundreds of military personnel in dress uniforms in this side, this dark ship with weapons and aircraft and whatever and drinking and whatever. We get there.

And as soon as we get there, I can't stop laughing. I feel like my mouth is like three feet across and I'm like, everyone's going to see my teeth are there, I can't stop laughing. I feel like my mouth is like three feet across and I'm like, everyone's going to see my teeth are huge. I can't talk. Like I was like tripping balls, like losing my mind. My heart was beating so hard that I felt like it was making my whole body go to my heartbeat.

So I kept having to reach up and hold my head and go, am I really going like this right now as people are talking to me or is it all in my head? I don't know. And then I went to the bathroom on the ship and I felt like we were in a storm. And I was like, I can't go to the bathroom. I'll never get my pants back up.

We're rocking so hard right now. Like I'll never. So I hold my pee like people are handing me. I had like double fisted glasses of red wine and all the Navy people were in their white uniforms, you know, the Navy whites at the hat. So I was like, I can't set this wine down anywhere. I can't go to the bathroom. People were talking to me like high ranking officers trying to ask me what I did.

And I was like, if I open my mouth, they'll see how big my mouth is. Like I can't like it ended up being like a nightmare, essentially, like in knocked up when they're super high and they watch Cirque du Soleil and it's not the vibes. They're like, please kill me. That's kind of how I feel right now telling this story. No, but OK, I'm going to I'm going to save you because I did put you in a bad spot to tell the story. That is actually a very relatable thing. It was horrible.

Anyone who has smoked or done any drugs, I've had that moment happen to me where you know you're fucked up and everyone else around you is sober and you're just like, I'm really fucked up. Yes, and these were all military people, so they were not fucked up at all. And I felt like everyone could see.

And I was like, Khan, am I okay? And he's like, I'll be honest, you look like you're in hell right now. People are talking to you, and you look terrified. You look crazy. Are you laughing? Was Top Gun an experience like this? Well, so I go. We finally get into the movie theater, and the movie blew my dick off.

I was so high. You were so high you had a dick. I had a boner raging the whole time. It was my stick shift for the fucking plane. I felt like I was flying. I was like, oh my God. By the time I got home, I didn't realize I had been sitting bug-eyed for so long that my contacts had dried into my eyeballs,

and I had to physically shut them with my fingers, and they were like pounding. That's how good the movie was. Oh, fuck. That's actually a good story. It story it was wonderful it was terrible at the same time but like oh my god you gotta go i mean no free ads you gotta go see it i but you were high oh my god i was do you remember any of the movie it was a blur and then chaps was also high so he was talking super loud the whole time but he thought he wasn't being as loud as he was. So you guys just came, you went on a Navy ship and just wrecked shit.

And we were supposed to be representing Zero Block 30. We had been invited. Would you spoil the movie for me right now if you wanted to? Yes, absolutely. You could, okay. Yeah, absolutely. I actually, this is a good story

because it is very relatable. I once ate mushrooms before a big dinner with all these people and I went into the bathroom and right as they started to hit, I caught myself in the mirror. I thought my face was melting. And I didn't come back to the dinner for 45 minutes. And everyone's like, where the fuck have you been?

And I was like, dude, I can't. I don't know. I felt like I looked like I was melting. Like my face was huge. And I was like, everyone's going to see how crazy I look right now. I can't. So then, yeah, it was just. And I was like, everyone's going to see how crazy I look right now. I can't. So then, yeah, it was just, and I felt like my whole body was like undulating and I kept having to touch my body and be like, are you still?

I wish we had a video of you. Yeah. Some guy, some, like, he was like a colonel, like a full bird colonel was like, and so anyway, here's what I proposed to blah, blah, blah. And he was showing me something on his phone and I looked right past it. I was like, I have no idea what the fuck this guy's saying to me right now oh my god um yeah it was like baba duke vibes but also awesome that's incredible and and so chaps was fucked up too and cons was not well cons probably drunk probably and fights was with us oh it was he did he have a couple drinks he had a good amount of drinks so

we were but like something would happen and chaps would be like all right let's fucking go and he's like standing up and whatever and i was like dude you're harshing my vibe so bad right now please stop four of you going on a fucking ship and just being wasted it was just yeah it was just too surreal the whole surrounding people in their fancy uniforms and i was like oh my god people kept trying to talk to us yeah it was like i was way too high way Way too high for it. Yeah, that's. I don't know why Chaps told you, like, just eat 10 milligrams. That's stupid for someone.

Yeah, that was a lot. Yeah. Turns out that was a lot. All right. Well, we have the wheels. So that doesn't even. You don't even have to have an awkward ending. OK.

That's the beautiful part. OK. Because otherwise you'd be like, oh, that's the show. And that would have sucked. So when does the good story start? Oh, Brandon. We've moved on. So anyway, when I got home, the, that's the show, and that would have sucked. So when does the good story start? Oh, Brandon, we've moved on. When I got home, the Vandy Whistler was outside.

And I said, I'm feeling a little wacky tonight. Yeah, you should have been like, yeah, I fell off the ship, and then the Vandy Whistler. Came and saved me. Yeah, there was no climax to that story. It was just freaking weird. I'm team Vandy Whistler now. We have to just become

Vandy Whistler, guys. And just be like, he saved our lives. Here's another thing. Do you think, in defense of the Vandy Whistler, more Whistlers will come? It's like a scene from Rudy when they all turn in their uniforms.

They're all whistling now. They'll just rip their voice box out of their throat and put it on the desk. Yeah. And a line. Vanny Whistler. Vanny Whistler. We're glossing over that there's two. There are two, yeah.

That I don't understand. And that was the backup last night. Their age is 69 and 74. It's Preacher Franklin. This guy also has, I think, his face on a van and says, anchor down on the side of his van. What does that mean? Anchor down is Vanderbilt's thing. Is he the only whistle at baseball?

They're an ocean school. They only do baseball games. Yes. I don't know why. Well, Vanderbilt football sucks, yeah. That's him. That's both of them. That's the one on the right that Ben Mintz went at yesterday.

The one on the left is the star. His name's Jeff something. They are threatened, attacked by fans. It's been happening for years. Why wouldn't they just stop? Because they're assholes. Yeah, they like this. They like the attention.

Man, imagine being married to those guys. That's tough. Having to sit next to them. If you sat next to them, married to those guys. That's tough. Having to sit next to them. If you sat next to them, I'd lose it. That's what I don't understand. If I bought a ticket to a game and I was sitting in front of them, I'd fucking lose it. And they just go on constantly.

Well, people do, but the SEC protects them. Whenever somebody walks up to them, they'll escort people out. What the fuck? How do they have that type of power? I don't know. Whoa. Something to look into. Okay.

All right, let's spin the wheel. Let's figure out who's getting hanging wedgied. Is this the correct group? This is the correct group. No, Nick. No, Nick. Yes. You guys aren't using your immunity?

No, I think there's worse punishments coming. Whoa. What worse punishments? I mean, I did say we were going to do a shoeie out of Frank's shoe. Oh, God. Oh, my God. That's going to start another pandemic. Yeah.

Yeah. All right, so this is elimination wheel? Yep. So whoever's last standing has to do it. Yep. Okay. And it's documented, everyone. Should I FaceTime some of these guys? Will we do it tomorrow as part of

the Frank show or will we do it part of the Oh, I think it depends on who gets picked. Yeah. Okay. Right? That's fine. But yeah, if we can do it tomorrow, we'll do it tomorrow. We'll get right on with it. Because Frank's taking the edible tomorrow, right? Yes. So the rule is that Nick is out because Nick had to get swirled.

Okay. So it passes off. So whoever gets picked next gets to decide the next punishment, and then they're exempt from that punishment. Got it. Okay. Let's go. Elimination wheel.

Do you want to see if you can FaceTime Rowan while we're doing this? Yeah. Because I think that they're back because some of them just walked in. Oh. Let's see if I can FaceTime. Well because some of them just walked in. Oh. Let's see if I can face that. Well, you saw Smitty and called him out. Oh, was he on that? Yes, that's right.

I need a haircut. I need to get them all cut. Get it? A mullet cut? Yeah. All my haircuts cut. Every time I see my grandpa, he goes, did you get a haircut? You didn't pay him for that, did you?

You get free soup with that? Free bowl of soup. Well, it's all documented, so they'll be able to see. Yeah. Maybe Roan's just a big dick that's not answering the phone. Oh, he's a nice guy. Oh, you like Roan? You were silent during the chaps story.

Why would I not like Krohn? I don't know. Why would you not like chaps? Yeah, why would you not? There's a lot of people you don't like. That's true. Big T's the most docile person here. You don't deserve the right to say,

why would I not like this person with your hate list? You talked to Big T today. What'd you talk about? Did you say I'll fucking kill you? No. If you get out of, you've been on good behavior, but I'll fucking cave your skull in. You've been a good boy. If you look at me the wrong way.

Yeah, well, I had to sit by him. Rico Counts had his talking to. Wait, no, you didn't have to sit by him. Chaps went and sat in Roan's seat, so you voluntarily got up and didn't sit in your seat because Chaps was over there. So Big T's the lesser of two evils. Yes. Oh.

Wow. So Chaps is worse there. So Big T's the lesser of two evils. So Chaps is worse than Big T? You threw a high noon can at him 90 miles an hour. How hard would you throw at Chaps? Trying not to get to that point. I'm bigger than my problems.

All right, spin the wheel. Let's end with the wheel. Who's getting hanging wedgied? Have we read the dude wipes yet? Where are we going to do it from? Yeah, we did. Maybe there? That would be funny.

Figure it out. Did we get it right from the stairwell? I think we should do it at the flagpole in front of the Red Steps in Times Square. It's about 200 feet high. Okay, we'll figure out the location. But it would be funny if they were just hanging for the entire episode right there. I don't know that me and you are going to be hangable, though. Yeah, no, it might be tough.

Yeah, TJ, too. All right, let's spin it. I hope it lands on his ass. Oh, this is... Is this always the... I like the music with it. Okay, wheels. Let's go.

Let's fucking go. Here we go, Brandon. Let's fucking go, Brandon. Let's fucking go. Brandon's getting hanging wedgie. Okay, wheels. Let's go. Let's fucking go. Ready to go. Here we go, Brandon. Let's fucking go, Brandon. Let's fucking go. Brandon's getting hanging wedgie. Yes. Eliminator wheel.

Well, they're redoing MSG. There's like 15 cranes out there. This is the one. Oh, wow. Crane would be awesome. This is the one I did not want

because I just, I fear for my butthole at all times. And you wear thongs. I do. That's extra tough. I do. Huh. Let me see if sassing. Always in fear for my butthole at all times. And you wear thongs. I do. That's extra tough. I do. Huh.

Let me see if Sassing. Always in fear for my butthole. Right. We got pizza, right? We got pizza. Hey, I'm sorry in advance. Did you guys notice like a pretty permanent shift in your asshole once you went to college? No.

I feel like I ruined it for life with the toilet paper from dorms. The rumor was that they put Exlax in the food in college in case they fucked it up cooking. They would just go right through you. They didn't want people to get sick. Really? That's why the toilets in college were always a disaster. Are you the dude who also thinks that someone masturbated in the pipes and clogged them up?

No, I've heard of those. Yeah, that's it. Those are funny when people believe that. They must be on the way back. Should have went with dude wipes. Oh, they would have called, though. They legitimately... No, that's it. Those are funny when people believe that. They must be on the way back. Shit a white with dude wipes. Oh, they would call it that. They legitimately... No, they don't.

Everyone was shitting 15 minutes after. Dan's right. You're dumb. No, I'm not. Especially after a weekend out. Rico, you'll learn. Daddy's always right.

Trust is always right. Trust me, Rico. All right, here we go. Trust me, Rico. Changing my number when I move. You're gonna work At AeroPostale AeroPostale

I'm not Abercrombie and Fitch Turn this place To AeroPostale Oh okay Alright spin it again You'll be working For Frank this time Who else is safe

Looks like Sass is safe Oh Probably for the best When do you get nervous Owen When do we get nervous I don't get nervous

Until there's three people left. Spin it again. I think Owen would take this punishment and just not even blink. TJ. Smart, TJ. Didn't use an exemption. Big balls. Zaz's got to be sweating over there.

Zaz's a little sweaty. A little sweaty. Round and round it goes. Oh, Zah. Zah. Way to go, Zah. Hard move by the booth. Great move by the exemptions on the booth.

Look at them. Wow. This booth is rocking. Zah, how do you feel? Like a million bucks. Became the Joker there. All right. Loker.

A British Joker. I actually kind of want it to be Che just to see what punishment he comes up with. Loser has to watch the all 22. All right, Roan's off. All right, now I'm nervous. Now I'm officially nervous. Now I'm officially nervous. Now I'm officially nervous. Should be.

Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme. We're going. We're going. We're going. Every one of these options is fantastic. Oh, man. All right, this is your nervous point. You said three.

Yeah, no, I'm nervous. I am officially nervous. Yeah. This will suck a lot. Three people. Run over. Oh, man. The big two.

All right. So how are we deciding it? Just a seven. Seven. And then first one to four. You're doing. First one to four. Everyone else was one. First one to four wins. Everyone else was one.

First one to four wins or first one to four loses? That's how we do it every time. Every time? First one to four wins, right? You want your name four times. Yeah. Can you split it up the wheel? Survivor.

50-50 wheel, yeah. Now you want your name? Yes, you want your name. All right. I'm going to see if Che will come back down. What is happening if they get the person? When you get four, you win, so the other guy is going to get the hanging wedgie. Okay.

Got it. Now, you guys probably should be rooting... Because this is the Shoei. He's going to put the Shoei on the board. We're doing Shoei if I lose. Okay. I'd rather do the Shoei than the hanging wedgie, though. You're insane. Are you insane? You're insane. What? He doesn't wear socks, Brandon.

Hey, it's just me and you on the wheel now. Can you come. Are you insane? You're insane. What? He doesn't wear socks, Brandon. Hey, it's just me and you on the wheel now. Can you come down for two seconds? Fuck, I'm getting money shots right now. Come down. Who gives a shit? Bring the computer down with you. Watch, is that? Look, we got it on TV. Come on, bring it down with you. Bring the computer. He's right there. Ellie's never gonna stop

talking. He's 30 feet away. Love how he answered. Alright. You got your boy talking. He's 30 feet away. I love how he answers. All right. You've got your boy trained. Motherfucker picks up on a live stream. Hey, what's up on live? Sorry. Is Kelly in Stephen Chay's sauna?

He knows. He knows he better pick up when daddy calls. I'll come sit in there for that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, swap. Yeah, yeah. Thank you, Brandon. Good call.

Good call. That's Brandon team's brandon team player brandon team player walker where is he two they're pointing this way brandon team player walker okay well um i don't know how i'm gonna what this hang one is gonna suck i mean so what do you... We hang... Logistically, how does it work? So I have gotten one once. What are the comments saying that

Che's about to go get wedgied on the jack? Oh my God. Yeah, it's me and you. Hey. Yes. Oh, Steven, not happy. All right, so...

Well, it's the two of us and it's the first of four wins, so we got the wheel. Wait, do you want a hanging wedgie? No, I do not want a hanging wedgie. Oh, really? I thought you did. It seems like you kind of want it. You kind of want it. Yeah.

Absolutely not. Why do you keep smiling every time you say that? I always smile. I would much rather get swirly than a hanging wedgie. All right, here we go. So first of four wins. Okay. Oh, man. This is to four wins. Okay.

Oh, man. This is nerve-wracking. Do you know what your punishment will be? You get to decide the next punishment. I'd have to think. I'm fully concentrated on this. Okay, all right. Fair, fair, fair. It seems like you want this.

Well. I think Steven wants the hanging wedgie. You want your name. I'll let you have it if you want. I'll let you have it. You want. I'll let you have it. You want it? I'll give it to you. What's going on here?

Nothing. I'll give you the hanging wedgie if you want it. I do not want the hanging wedgie. Are you pretending to not want the hanging wedgie? If you agree to it right now, I'll happily give it up. I will be off the wheel, and you can be the person that gets it. No, no, no. I'm saying I will step aside, and you get the hanging wedgie.

No, I do not want that. Seems like you do. Don't. Just shake my hand and we'll walk away. You get the hanging wedgie. All good. Talk about a splash into the content world. Right.

Hanging wedgie. There's a second there. I feel like I was pretty close to getting Steven to shake my hand. If we fly you at half mass. All right, here we go. We're a tidy whities. This is not pre-recorded, is it? No, this is not pre-recorded.

It's completely live. Oh, man. One for me. You're going to get swept. Now, the wheel does not. It's Mario Kart. You do. The wheel never lets anyone get too far ahead.

I know that. Colors, my boy. Getting the first one is actually bad because it's probably like I'll be up three nothing and then he'll come back and win it all. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. That's big cat. That's big cat. Dude.

Sweep. Steven, this is good for you. You want the hanging wedgie. I do not want the hanging wedgie. No, I don't. Bring the janitor down. I kind of wanted the hanging wedgie, but you want it way more than me. No, I do not want it.

The feeling of weightlessness. Steven's on the board. Two to one. Two to one. Hey. You got zero gravity, baby. It's like going to the moon. I'm going in a salt pod, a saltwater pod.

This has nothing to do with what we're doing right now. No, because that is zero gravity. Uh-oh. Keep going. Back to Dan. Home game for Dan. Backflip. This is going to be my first time.

Home game for you, Dan. I'm excited about it. Game five. Can't back float? No, I get too scared. And then I just like kick. Oh, my God. What is wrong with you?

Game five, Dan. All right. No, I get too scared, and then I just, like, can't. Oh, my God. What is wrong with your brain? Game five, Dan. All right, here we go. Swing it. Well, you're going to need balance to get hanging wedged, or you'll flip and hit your head right on the ground. Very nervous. At home. Better take this one.

Two-two. Oh, no. Oh, no. Fuck. Day and six. Ah! It all comes down to this one, right? Well, yeah, effectively.

Part of it, Che is a clinch. It's a closeout game. Game six. This is a big deal spin. It's a home game for Che. It's a big deal spin. A lot of pressure. I mean, again, I think you guys should be like, Owen, who are you rooting for right now?

I'm still trying to figure it out. I mean. Well, no think you guys should, like, Owen, who are you rooting for right now? I'm still trying to figure it out. I mean... Well, no, Che. I want Che to get it. You know if I get it, we're doing a Frank Shuey. Yeah. I don't want to. I'd rather do a Frank Shuey than a Hanging Wedge. Or out of your bird. What? That's so crazy.

Hanging Wedge is temporary. I promise the Shuey will have lifetime effects on your body. Yes, yes, yes. You will never get that shoe to leave you. That is insane. I did one two weeks ago at the Mets game for the basketball at the ballpark, and I had a throat infection for like six days.

Oh, my God. And that wasn't Frank. No. All right, here we go. We'll see. Wow. See if we can get to game seven. I would rather lose.

Wait, do you want to just do the hanging wedgie so you don't have to do this? No, I'll let you do it. I'll let you do it. I do not want the hanging wedgie. Hey. Game six. Here we go. Starting to slow down.

Fuck. Oh! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Sit.

Game seven. Game seven, baby. Oh, my God. I swear that was coming to me. Fuck. Most of them decided on game sevens? A lot. I told you, it's Mario Kart.

Fucking crazy. Holy fuck. Holy fuck. I guess so. The booth is going wild. He's so excited. I am not excited at all. That I might have to do it?

No, if I were Zantichi, I would use my immunity on this one for sure. No, they have to use it before the wheel. They didn't use it. Everyone's insane. Anyone not rooting for Che here is insane. Well, no, Che's rooting for Che. No, I do not want this. You're the only one who wants to do it.

No, I don't. You literally told me yesterday. You're like, I hope we get a hanging wedge. I hope I lose. That's not true at all. Are we allowed to bring texts up? I mean, you have texts about this. You texted us. Yeah.

Like thinking about, hey, guys, on Sunday morning, you're thinking about a hanging wedge. I don't want to stage it, but it would be good for me. It would be really good for my content, my brand, make make a splash very bad for my butthole okay you ready you want to hold hands oh god hey let's be friends after this okay yeah you should worry no fuck that i'm not friends with you anymore, Stephen. Unless you take it. All right, here we go. I'm very nervous. I'm very nervous.

I'm very nervous. I'm very nervous. Putting a shoo-ee on the board is the dumbest thing on the planet. Everyone should be rooting for Chad. Yes. No! No! Chad, you lost.

Yes! Stephen, Chad, hanging, wedgie. Hanging, wedgie. What a moment. Oh, my God. Rest in peace to your balls, my friend. Holy fuck. I'd be more worried about that.

Holy fuck. You're going to have to pick out a specific pair to get through it. Wow. Strong waistband. You might want to just get neutered before you do it. Right. Good cupping, like a Ken doll. Fuck.

Man. All right, Steven. You got what cupping. Like a Ken doll. Fuck. All right, Steven. You got what you wanted. The wheel is just. You cannot say the wheel isn't just. You literally wanted this. You talked to me. I did not want this.

I never said any of that. I want this. It's all fabricated. I want this. Fuck. All right. So maybe tomorrow. We can get it sold, but yeah.

We're getting it sold? Yeah, definitely. Okay. All right. Let's get it sold. Fuck. Get it sold. Chop, chop. Get it sold. Sell Okay alright let's get it sold Chop chop get it sold I'll tell you one thing The people are going to be very upset if the hanging wedgie doesn't happen soon

Yeah no for sure You dragging your feet to sell it Oh Wow Hey guys It's supposed to be sold but don't sell it Put it to the bottom of the pile. No, no, no, no, for sure not.

Okay. Don't question my integrity like that. Oh. Whoa. Ever again. Oh. All right, Steven, what's your punishment? I was not, I thought the show.

You have to have your punishment ready for tomorrow. For tomorrow's wheel, you will announce your punishment, and then you're announce your punishment. And then you're exempt from it. From that punishment? From your specific punishment. Nick goes back on the board. You guys were on the board except Nick, right? Everyone was on except Nick.

Fuck. Okay. Congrats. I don't want this. I don't want this. I don't want this. I know you wanted it. I know deep down you wanted it, so it's good to see that hard work pays off.

Yeah. Okay. All right. See everyone tomorrow. Great yak. I know you wanted it. I know deep down you wanted it, so it's good to see that hard work pays off. Yeah. Okay. All right. See everyone tomorrow. Great yak. Great yak. Whew. Oh.

It's the yak. It's the yak. It's your dry yak style. It's made for a while. It's the yak. It's the yak. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. Yeah, it's time to talk shop and do a Yankees ball.

It's the act. It's the act.