The Yak - The First Day on Barstool's Basketball Court Gets WILD | The Yak 11-6-23

Episode Date: November 6, 2023

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Oh fuck. People heard that? Oh no. If you liked the stream, if you heard Nick say, let's all come out of the closet. I think it would be a surprise if not only one of us was. Yeah. All of us. TJ, can you rerun the intro?

Because it feels like we didn't start correctly. There's no audio on the intro. What do you mean? Damn. I don't know. We got the audio. Yeah, we lost it.

All right. Hey, it's a yak. Hey, TJ. Pull that out. It's a Jack style. Ooh, ooh, ooh. I forget. I don't know how it goes.

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in the world welcome in it is the first day of the rest of our lives yeah the office is officially open yep we're allowed to walk on the basketball court we're allowed to do everything uh speaking of which why isn't steven done in suicides yet today yeah what did we tell him to uh i thought it was just steven ste Steven, 10 suicides. Oh, wait. Wheel for suicides. No, it's... Yeah, but it's a wheel to decide how many suicides,

but we also have to time him. We need a baseline of what he is. If he ever loses, goes slower than his last, he gets punished. Yeah. 10 suicides. No, okay, just do one, but we're going to time you. And that will be the baseline.

10 seconds per suicide feels right. You have to PR every time. Yeah, you have to continuously PR for the rest of your life. I feel like that's my mindset. Yeah, no, it is. No shit. Yes, that is true.

That's a fact. A PR mindset. Okay, let's see if the cameras work. Let's hope the cameras work. All the cameras out there. We had to give up our theme song audio for the cameras to work. It's a trade-off. Pete did fire off a tweet this morning that was

sentimental. Like, fuck all of you. He was preemptively saying, fuck anyone who says, it's my fault, there are any problems. Oh, yeah. Genius. Jay, go to the far end. Oh, look at this. He's talking to Pete.

That's a dangerous duo right there. TJ, can you get a timer? This is sick. He's in there golfing. Is Pete trying to say he can't run? Club Jerry. Hey, Pete. Oh, Pete, come sit down.

All right. Yeah, we don't need his sound, Stephen's sound. No, yeah. We just need a timer up. We need a timer. Slow start. Wait, wait. We didn't get the timer.

Start over. Start over. You think you're just starting on your own? Start over. I'll say 3, 2, 1. That's a suicide. Yeah, right. We know what a suicide is.

We should do the real thing. Okay. Oh, yeah, that works, too. You could run. Ready, set, go. Oh, he looks terrible. That's not great. Also, why did he go past the line?

Yeah, why is he going past the line? All he could do is touch the line. Yeah, all he could do is touch the line. I don't like the. That's not great. Also, why did he go past the line? Why is he going so far? Yeah, why is he going past the line? All he could do is touch the line. Yeah, all he could do is touch the line. I don't like the way he's doing that. He's trying to be cute. He wants to PR every time. Yeah, that's what he's doing. Oh, yeah, he's half-assing it.

It's all about the fundamentals. Although it looks like on TV he's going slower than he is in person. Yeah. I think it looks exactly the same. Yeah, probably. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Okay. Okay. Big finish. Big finish. Why is he going past the line? That was so slow. 31 seconds. I can take my shorts off faster than that. That's true.

That's true. Pete, welcome in. Yeah. I wanted to have you on because today's the big day. Big day. I want to sincerely say thank you for everything you've done yep you're welcome well i agree you've been living here pretty much yeah we had you know we had a sprint to the finish i think we all thank you w's in the chat for pete yes he actually did

it but yeah pete still work to do still work to do but it turned out great everybody did a great job still a lot of work to do not every room has air conditioning right now. It's on and off. Was this the most excitement you felt in decades? Ever? It wasn't today. I think it was like two weeks ago. It was the process of the whole process. Yeah, but it's very stressful.

Yeah. Adrenaline was high, though. Didn't totally enjoy all that. But yeah. What do you mean you didn't totally enjoy what? I get fat i can't sleep you have gained some weight i mean i gained 15 pounds every time we do an awesome uh off office build i'm down really i'm down yeah i'm down five okay so we got 10 more to go so

wait every time you do an office build so how much weight have you gained in the past no it comes off it comes off okay yeah i think we've done really three. Three office builds. You're next going on to Barstool Baghdad? No. Why not? I was going to make a joke. I'm not going to make that joke.

Oh, go make a joke. Make a joke. Make a joke. Make a joke, funny guy. Come on, funny guy. Yeah, I should make it. Come on, make a joke. Someone else can go do that.

We want to hear your joke. This is the Yak. You can do jokes. No, I'm not going to make that joke. Okay. Who's going to be in the Barstool Baghdad office? I don't know. Out and about. Make a joke.

Is Barstool Baghdad a thing? No, not yet. No. Alright, so Pete, walk me through this whole process has been pretty stressful for you. 15 pounds. Would you say that everything went, now that we can see it, everything's set? Would you say it's, you know, mission accomplished?

It has blown my own vision out of the water. Yeah, I think that was the goal, right? It was you and Hank and what you wanted to do and what you wanted to make, and I think we did it. Trying to find space for a basketball court in the city of Chicago is not easy. Yeah. I tried to do a half court, and you were like to find space for a basketball court in the city of Chicago is not easy. Yeah. I tried to do a half court and you were like, I'd prefer a full court.

Oh, remember that one building we looked at that they were going to give us basically the paint? And they're like, this will be fine. You can do everything here. I was like, no, no, no, no. And then you guys were like, I think we can make that work. And I was just like, this is never going to work.

Yeah, never going to work. But there was really only two spots. There was this one and there was a climbing gym. Yeah. Yeah. Which they turned and something just fell off. Something fell from the ceiling. Something fell from the ceiling. You want to address that, Pete? It's a lens

cap. Somebody has a camera up on the upper deck and they drop their lens cap onto the ground. What is the first thing that's going to break? The video board that you put in the basketball court? No, the video board I think will be safe. That's fucked. That is the dumbest placement

ever. No, I think it'll be cool. Okay, but it's going to break. I don't think so. It's resilient. It's an outdoor travel model. It's not a challenge. We can throw things out. It's right behind where everything's going to be thrown fast do you think white socks dave can throw a baseball at that

that's not what we're trying would that break it yeah probably okay well then it break anything it would break these glass doors well no one you don't think he could break one of these he actually probably couldn't now now he's been challenged yeah he's been called out but either but either way um we're gonna put a net up in front of it and I think it'll be okay so what is the first thing that's going to break besides our boats I think we just hit an exit

well it's got to be working before it can break Mincy's nose when he walks into one of these glass doors it's the little stuff it's the lights above the court it's the if somebody can get up on those rims, they're a little high. Yeah, we – Ripping those down.

They're a little high. That'll happen. I'll get up on them. We did install basketball rims that are 10 feet 6 inches. There's no way they're 10'6". We had – They're at least 10'3". If you're going to be wrong, being too high is by far the worst.

We had the Loyola team come today. today they came like a few of the guys came from it and i think it was maybe their power forward uh was like one of the guards was like why don't you dunk and he's like i don't think i can yeah he's like looked at it and he's like division one i think there's something wrong with this i don't think i can anti-dunking technology yeah but it's we hit like an exit it's the exit It's going to be a little shit that's going to break. Yeah. All the stuff that kind of has to be around. It's going to take some beatings. Is Frank ranting? Frank is ranting. We'll have Frank

come in today at some point to say hello. What's happening on Monday at noon? That's a real one. That's a loud thing. We cannot hear the train, but we can hear Frank. That's unfortunate.

Yeah, I'm surprised because when we looked at this office, we were like, oh, there's a train. Of course, we'll build it right next to the train here. Can't hear it. Made it cheap, but we can't hear it, which is great. Kind of awesome, too, seeing it go by. He's going off. He's going off. He's going nuts.

What could it possibly be? Dolphins? Literally anything. That's true. TJ, can the audience hear that? This seems like he's mad at a person in his area. He's true. TJ, can the audience hear that? This seems like he's not in a person in his area. He's in. Oh, shit.

Is that that? Yeah. Did he eat one of our new dodgeballs? Yes, he did. I bought like $400 of dodgeballs because we're going to play our first big stream. It's going to be Thursday after the Yak. We're going to play dodgeball with everyone in the office. Oh, you bought the right size.

Including Will and Taylor. And then I turned on the stream yesterday morning, and Frank was just gnawing on one of the dodgeballs. Which I guess I should have expected. Looks like it has a good mouth feel. Yeah, it does. He took a nice hole out of it. Yeah.

This is one of his worst. I've never heard one of – yeah, this one sounds – Should I go investigate? This one sounds like he's pretty upset. It sounds like a direct confrontation. Just ask him what's going on in front of him. It sounds like he I've never heard one of... Yeah, this one sounds... Should I go investigate? This one sounds like he's It sounds like a direct confrontation with someone Just ask him what's up. It sounds like he's

screaming at somebody. Yeah. Just have him come in here. So Pete, yeah, congratulations. Thank you. I hope you enjoyed it. I hope you appreciate it.

I can't wait to see the streams and everything. Good job. I sent out a nice tweet about you today. Felt very forced. No, it didn't. It did not feel genuine at all.

I thought it was genuine. I thought it was very genuine. Just take the goddamn compliment, man. I appreciate it. Yeah. Yep. I was seeing... I appreciate it.

Also, go fix the fucking air condition. Cameras everywhere. This is great. This is great. Cameras everywhere. What is going on? Does it suck that you can't celebrate this new office opening with a nice bust?

All right. So this might. You know, I think you know the answer to that. This might be legitimate. Oh, is it a legitimate one? Yeah. The Mets hired Carlos Mendoza. And granted, I know nothing about Carlos Mendoza, but it sounds like he's a real piece of shit.

So the Mets just hired a new manager. He's worse than. That's what he's going crazy about. Okay. Okay. So that's a real one Alright see ya Pete W's in the chat for Pete Big dubs in the chat for Pete He uh

He's been a little cocky Oh yeah Pete Frank is battling it right now Jack Hughes broke his neck What? Well no not actually Okay New York M mets are hiring carlos mendoza new manager source tell espn and there's a 43 has served as new york yankees bench

coach oh they've been good the last four years four seasons been a coach in the organization for the last 15 years oh so they hired a yankee well there's he's that gives frank a great out to be like he's a spy your name being mendoza in baseball, I don't think is a good moment. But Carlos is good. Carlos is good. Carlos is good. Carlos is like a good baseball player. Yeah.

Boxer. Yeah. Soccer. Why would you say that? Yeah, Mendoza's a tough name. But guess what? That's great content for Frank. He gets to use that now.

Mendoza's a great name for Frank to have in his – Oh, there you go. Is this a known dude? You guys know this guy? I've never heard of him. He's their new manager? He's recoiling right now. He's recharging.

What do bench coaches do? They just vibe out? It's actually the greatest job in all of sports. Yeah. It is because you just kind of hang out with the manager. I think you've got to be like the manager's best friend. Yeah. And boys are the players.

Yeah, and he'll be like, hey, you think we should pinch hit here? And you're like, yeah, sure. You're like the chief of staff. The data says yeah. You're the guy that calls up to the booth and says, should we challenge that? Yeah. And then when they say no, you're like, don't do it. You also make sure no one talks to the pitcher if he's got a no-hitter going.

Yep. That's your responsibility. And then like two times a year, the manager gets tossed and you have to manage the rest of the game. I bet he's very good at sunflower seeds. Yeah. I bet he's elite at sunflower seeds. You probably also have to be the guy who the players will bitch about the manager to you. Yeah.

So you can be like, I hear you. I hear you. You're the good guy. I'll go tell them. Yeah, let them know. What a great gig. Yeah. Yeah. It's a dream gig.

It's like better than being a backup quarterback. I think it's the best job in all sports. Do you think you still have to be like an older man wearing a baseball uniform? He's 43. He's 43. Oh, okay. He probably can still pull it off pretty well.

That's not that old. More taxing than bench coach? First base coach. Usually the first base coach has another job, though. Oh, really? Yeah, like Mike Napoli's the hitting coach. Oh, okay. So that's like a lot of work. But just being the first base coach would rock.

First base coach is the most useless position in sports, right? Yeah, that's why they usually double it up. But, yeah, that would – I would not want to be the third base coach. That's so much pressure. That sucks. That's a lot. I would just be like be the third base coach. That's so much pressure. That sucks. That's a lot. I would just be like – I'd send everyone.

How do you feel? Good? Fucking go. Stop him with one arm and send him with the other. I'd send everyone just being like, maybe the throw will be bad. Like, I don't know. Play the odds. It will happen.

So what's up, guys? Nick, it's good to have you back. I missed you guys a ton. And Mook. Sure. Yeah, I was in Columbus with Bosco Yeah, how'd it go? I like hanging out with Bosco

He's a good hang when he's in a good mood He had a big group of dudes around him He had his phone leaning landscape on the water cooler in the bar watching the Texas game I don't understand how you guys were in a bar and you didn't have the biggest game on TV They had about 900 TVs Shout out to Outer Inn, that's where I met Mark Titus for the first time he yep he called me a bad name he said don't talk to me it's because you came up to me and i was like hey man i like you're an inspiration i like i i started tweeting because of you and you're like get the fuck out of my face and you called me what a lot of people

you said you said big fan though those are my trigger words um But afterwards, I went to another bar and cringed harder than I ever have in my entire life. Are you going to do this? I feel bad even doing this. Pull it up. Pull it up. I went to a bar and there was a band at this bar. But there was a band set to perform at this bar I was at. I don't believe this is real.

I was there, and I don't know. I've seen evidence of it. I know, but I don't believe. I think the band was in on it or something. You think Nick orchestrated it? Yeah, somehow this was orchestrated. It's the hardest I've ever cringed, and I couldn't even look at the stage. There was also a screen of the big game on LSU Alabama,

and I don't think the band knew that there was going to be a screen on stage TJ I sent it to you it was look at this oh no oh no what the fuck that's not real it was the hardest thing I ever had to sit through they were standing behind

that the whole time he was singing barefoot blue jean night and all you could see was his bare feet and blue jeans. I mean, the game was electric. It was, yeah. So a lot of people probably were looking at it. That was in Columbus. Yes.

It wasn't an Ohio State game. And it was the hardest thing I had to sit through. Oh, my God. And then I, like, clapped, and they were like, thank you. I was like, dude. Where are you? How long did they play for? They did, like, two songs songs and then they were gone for like

an hour and then the game ended they just didn't come back out i think they were like fuck this that's the funniest setup ever uh so that's how i'm going to be doing stand up at the laugh i'm just going to throw the big game on it was brutal holy fuck well i want to see it again i mean that's just i didn't even want to film it too long. And there's no one there. I don't know how this happens. How does the... I don't know why they even... Don't even go out there.

And it wasn't soundcheck. Because they played a couple songs. If you're the lead singer, you also don't stand right next to the TV. He's like kissing the TV. He's right there. I think he's trying to make a point. Yeah. Like, this is my spot.

Yeah. I'm the front man. That is incredible. Yeah, so it made the trip worth it. And no one was there. No one was there. No, I was. Yeah.

Was Rico there? No. Oh, damn. That video you put out of Rico. Not staged. The promo was so funny. Oh, yeah, I need to see this. Not staged at all. Not staged at all. Rico was funny. Oh yeah, I need to see this.

Rico's just like, alright, we'll go back and forth. And then as soon as the cameras started rolling, Rico's a good time. Had some high noon tangerines. Very good. Look at you. Life on the road being a pitchman. Road dog. Alright, game day. Ohio State versus Rutgers at Rutgers. We're in Columbus. Outer in. The ball's packed. Mike got to talk

Mike got more words the thumbs up at the end he took all the lines Mike got to talk yeah I know I know what's your name Mike yelled his line

he crushed he crushed his line Mike it was a good time though does Rico get boozed up um we both got tipsy together man yeah

what more could you want a little tipsy with the boys tipsy with the boys you start just giggling yeah and then like we got to the point where I was like

I really like you man yeah dude this is fun we should do this more we both know we won't ever again yeah we should hang out more we should get a place together we should live together man

content house make pasta salad start getting beers after work yeah We should get a place together. We should live together, man. Content house. Make pasta salad. Start getting beers after work. Yeah. Why have we never done this? And Mook, you were in where? Raleigh.

Was it good? North Carolina. Great time. Raleigh-Durham, good airport. Not a good airport, actually. Which is it? Not a good. I don't know. I said good because Jerry and Kirk and i shared a wonderful moment uh where we

saw i can't remember the guy's name a musical act at the uh whatever the restaurant was there and it was a beautiful musical act but the actual airport kind of sucks yeah i didn't spend much time thank god yeah um i was supposed to spend like six hours in there because my flight wasn't until sunday and we had to cancel our saturday shows why uh sass had to go back to boston oh for something but i was supposed to spend like a full 12 hours in the airport and i dodged a bullet thank god wow yeah shout out to the bros in raleigh though i went out with the boys with the boys in raleigh you met some fellas met some fellas the barking bros they were barking at me all show. The Barkin' Bros. It was awesome, dude. Yeah, I heard it was great. Whoop Mafia.

My plants were there. Oh, yeah. Dad, sister, brother-in-law, so I hope you didn't touch race, family tragedy, or special needs. Okay. Hit all four. I know you did special needs. I've seen your acts. Yeah, yeah.

I went four for four on that one. Yeah. Yeah, my sister updated me on the retard and said it was fine. She's also not... She teaches deaf and deaf-adjacents. What's deaf-adjacent? I think it's kind of a spectrum. Deaf is a spectrum?

Some people just hear a muffle. Is she teaching dogs? Oh, don't do this. Some people just hear like a muffle. What? Like a general. Oh, don't do this. Well, I'm just saying like deaf adjacent. Yeah, that's what it was. That was the wrong choice of words. I think it's deaf. Hard of hearing.

Deaf. There it goes again. Yep. Carlos Mendoza. He got refreshed. Jenks. This is just Jenks' life now. Yeah, I was thinking about that jenks like and i think

jenks will eventually work at barstool um but yeah this is jenks's life there was a moment in the gambling cave yesterday where pft was like we should get frank like um an emotional support animal and jenks just from the corner of the room was like i'm right here watching uh nicky smokes and frank interact was yes yes and nicky smokes trying to like nicky smokes was trying to tell us like you don't understand how hard it was like no no we do like we went we go a whole we went a whole season and i only got mad at frank i think one time that's love i've never yelled at Frank. Never will. Stephen Che has. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah. I love that Frank has a big posse now. Yeah. Like, I think Quiggs tweeted it. Him rolling in after the Devils game, after the Blackhawks game. Oh, yeah. With his whole crew. Mikey Betts.

Yeah. There's a new guy. Is there? There's three now? I think there's three guys. I know Mikey Betts. He's been around forever. Yeah.

Janks and another one. I think there's another guy. Dude, he is. Oh, yeah. Here comes. Mikey Betts, Jenks, and another one. I think there's another guy. Dude, he is... Oh, yeah. Here comes the posse rolling in. Oh, yeah. Who is that? Frank is Thanos, dude.

Wait, I recognize that guy. He also got served cake again. Seems to be a thing. Yep. By a mascot. I don't want it to be a thing anymore, though. No, I'm cool with it being a thing. Frank should go to, like, Furry Con.

Yeah. November 10th, 11th, 12th. We're going. Oh. We'll bring Frank. Where is it? Chicago. Oh.

Yeah, we got tickets. Hell yes. So you guys got a spot for the after party. Yeah, exactly. You want us to bring all of them here? No. How many furries can we fit in Mook's apartment? Two.

Two and a half. You can fit a lot of squirrels in there. It depends on the fursuit, really. You can stack them. You can stack them up. There's some thick ones. Thick furs? Trust me.

That's going to be a great video. Yeah. Everywhere he goes. Oh, this is a different video? Yeah. It just keeps happening. This is a different video? Yeah It just keeps happening This is a different circumstance Yep

Totally different I think this is now set to Oh he's getting fed by Tommy Hawk This is a different arena Different arena? Yeah Oh shit Everything's different

Except Tommy Hawk It's the same thing Yeah No I think this is now set to precedent That every time he goes to any arena The mascot feeds him. Where was the confetti coming from? I don't know.

I need Frank on the Nelk podcast. Oh. Him and Steve will do it. We'll get along. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Him and Stiney would beef, though. Oh, for sure.

Oh, yeah. Stiney kind of low-key wants to fuck him. Maybe. Probably give him a bracelet oh frank he's just living in his world and he's just having a great time with it he's just a man about town he yeah he'll never change to any town he's the man about town yeah he might be like a modern day king yeah i think I think he is. As close to one as you can get. I think he officially is. Yeah.

Oh, man. Frank. What a guy. Should we talk about the fact that you, Brandon, spent the whole weekend getting clowned by a bunch of... Oh, my God. This is my favorite thing ever. Oh, my God. I'm... I...

Yeah. So... First of all, Seacoit for life. Seacoit for life. Seacoit for life. No matter what happens. Until you move. Until I move. No matter what happened on that field Saturday, I'll always be a Seacoit.

What did happen on that field for people who weren't aware? Well, I feel like the Shaq meme right now. When I rolled up, got there about 1230, it started at 1, and I saw the other team, Carmel Catholic, warming up. And as soon as I saw them warming up, I sent you some pictures. And I was like, those dudes. This is insane. He sent me a picture of the two offensive linemen.

77 and 72. They could play on a MAAC team right now. 77, 68, 330. Our biggest guy was 61, 205. So I saw them warming up, and I immediately said, we're in a lot of trouble. We're in a lot of trouble. But it wasn't just the fact that the of trouble. We're in a lot of trouble. But it wasn't just the fact that the game happened.

We lost 50-7. It was apparently the student section at Carmel Catholic got my phone number. I'm sorry, Brandon. Yeah. Can you go to this real quick, DJ? We're doing a show. DJ, yeah, we got Frank just taking a batting practice. He's facing us. He's facing us.

He's hitting the ball right now. Let's see what happens. Literally facing us. Now, Nicky Sm Let's see what happens. Literally facing us. Now Nicky Smokes is walking by with a plate of wings. Of Chinese food. Bloomin' Onion? I can't tell what that is. Strike.

Yeah. He's going to hit one in here. Yeah. I don't think he has. This is like when dudes pass football on the beach to get over to the hot girls. Sorry, did I hit that in here? He's totally nagging us. He's just waiting for his invite.

Good cut. He can hear us right now. He's not that far away. He's giggling to himself. Busted. We're not letting him in until he hits one in here. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, no. Oh. So the Sequoias. Sequoias. Sequoias. Sorry, he almost called them a regular name. We lost 50 to 7.

Ooh. When did you score the 7? It was in the first half. Oh, that's good. It was 36-7 in the first half time. Was there ever a moment to cheer? No, it was over was over we fumbled the second play of the game oh no we've day no no no i don't know who fumbled it but we fumbled it we fumbled it no it wasn't nick day we fumbled this oh oh here we go hey how'd this ball get in here what the heck what

the hell who was in this ball come get this who who had that ball? Oh, it's Frank? Oh, Frank, I didn't know you were here. Come on in. Come on in, Frank. We had no idea you were here. All right, Frank, Brandon's telling a story. Your ugly sweaters?

Yeah. I got some great ones. Yeah. Including having a Merry Christmas. It's another season of Mets losing forever. Let Brandon finish his story, and then we'll get to you, Frank. So we lost 57, and the other student section got my phone number. And what were they saying?

A bunch of high school kids got your phone number? They handed it around. So Saturday, I was at the game, and the game started at 1, at 1.38. I got a picture of the scoreboard and said, these nuts taste good. And then he came back after it was 43-7 and said, awfully quiet over there. And I got a couple more. But, yeah, so they got us. So, Olin Krutz, good job.

And on another level, a high schooler said he had his nuts in your mouth. Oh, yeah, I guess. He did. And then we had the team account. I didn't know we had a Barstool Carmel account. I guess we do. Barstool Carmel destroyed us. We need to shut that down.

Memed you. Can we show that to you? That has to be illegal. They can't be having a Barstool account, right? So it was pretty clear. We were joking about it. I was joking the whole time. Yeah, but we were joking about how we should find a team and talk shit,

not realizing that we were literally doing it because I know someone on the staff at Carmel, and I hit him up after the game, and I was like, hey, just curious how much Brandon Walker talk was there before the game. And he said the video was passed around extensively on Friday night. So I got one more that you – The coach posted on it. You're the reason they ran the score up.

I got one more that y'all don't know. Single-handed. I got one more that y'all don't know. First of all, the sad thing is they didn't run the score up. If they had, they couldn't have. By the way, you texted us a picture of the kickoff at 1.05 p.m. And it said, it all comes down to this, boys. Literally at 1.06 p.m. you said, we're done.

It was one minute later you followed up, we're done. When you walk into the stadium, you walk into the right side of the bleachers, well, behind the home bleachers is where the visiting team's locker room is. And I was walking up, I had my daughter with me, but I was walking up, about five coaches were outside the locker room and all of them stared daggers at me as I walked by. Oh, no. Did you see Olin Cruz?

I didn't see him. He's a bad man, a jammer. I didn't see him, but one of the coaches, it was like a little fat dude, and he was just like staring at me the whole time. Oh, you're still talking shit. No, no, no. Talking shit, Brad? No, it was a little fat.

He knows who he is. It was a little fat dude that looked at me, and I just kind of went like that. I just did this obnoxious wave. And that was it. We got to be 50-7. Do we have the account? There's two accounts. The coach himself danced on your grave.

Four slides. What's that? I don't think it's an actual. I wouldn't worry about it. It's Barstool Carmel. Again, that's not legal. I'll bump worry about it. It's Barstool Caramel. They haven't. Again, that's not legal. I'll bump it, TJ. There's two other ones. Sheed 25.

Barstool Caramel does not exist. What? Oh, it's on Instagram. It's on Instagram, yeah. Yeah, shout out to the person that sent me this. I found it at like midnight, and I was like, oh, this is. It is 50 to 7. I mean, it's 68330. Like, these guys were. Were you feeling confident at all? this i found it at like midnight and i was like oh this is 50 to 7 yeah i mean that's 6 8 3 30 i

like these guys were were you feeling confident at all no i knew it was gonna be i'd heard when these public schools take on these catholic schools that can recruit and everything i mean some of their players don't even live in illinois dan some of the players living was constant it was it was a bad matchup this is so their coach rashid davis played for the bears i i don't remember him i don't remember him he the Bears. I don't remember him. I don't remember him. He's talking shit to Brandon. I don't remember him. He must not have been that good.

Coach in fucking high school. He put Many Men by 50 Cent as the song. Grow up. It's a clip of Brandon talking shit. Grow up, Many Men. It's just such a funny story arc because Brandon went into this with very genuine, great intentions of like, okay, I moved here. I'm going to support the local team.

I'm going to buy in. And then followed the season, incredible season, and then just became, of course, this happened. There's a chance they could have pulled off the upset, but not for you. Nothing more embarrassing. You got him, too. Okay. You haven't seen this team, dude. Nothing more embarrassing

than talking shit just to lose 57, right? Most fraud team in the state. Better luck next time. They tagged Nick Day. A numb ass 6'9", 4'20". Tagged Nick Day. 10-1 moving.

Nick Day and Martin Cohen after a long time. No way. No. No. I mean, Martin Cohen's good. Nick Day's good. It's just, it was tough.

You're having these offensive linemen having to block six, four. Antioch students talking shit just to get shit on. Well, okay. Well, this is all about students, so this is about me. Antioch have to realize that Carmel's a real team. They're like Michael Scott trying out wedding introductions. Like, they're just trying all of them. Yeah, you know what it is.

We're going to take them on at 1 o'clock, and we're beating them, and we're going on to the third round of the playoffs. Oh, Jesus. Sorry for everyone. I don't know why that was that. No, they got us. Yeah, they got us good. Holy shit.

That hurt. That hurt everyone. That's on me. 1,000-yard stare. Oh, my God. Oh, no, not the 1,000-yard stare. Oh, no. Oh, no, not the thousand-yard stare. Oh, no. Oh, no, Brandon.

I might follow this fucking team Friday night. Who are they playing next? I think they're playing a pretty good Catholic team. Yeah, I want the other Catholic team. Yeah, you got to go to every single game. Go sit on the opposite side. Yeah, no, I want this team to die. I got to be there when this team goes down.

You know, it's actually unfair competition, these Catholic schools. It's not right. That's true. That was not even a joke. That's what it looked like. The Catholic schools that are able to recruit, it should be like Division I, Division II with every high school. It's not fair.

It's not right. We're just a good, hardworking city team. Just a small. Public school teams? Yeah, blue-collar team. Public school teams, there should be public and private because private can recruit. Public school, there should be a public championship

and there should be a private championship. It's not right, Frank. It's not right. And then talking shit over a guy who just wanted to be a high school football fan? Over a guy who just loves the game? That's not right. I mean, do you ever follow any of New Jersey high school sports? I followed our team.

Because in New Jersey, it's the same thing. We got Don Bosco, Bergen Catholic. They just dominate. I live right next to Bergen Catholic, and they were assholes. David Ross just got fired? From the Cubs? And we're hiring Craig Council? What the fuck?

Whoa. I don't like this. Well, the team that should have hired him hired the guy that loves losing. A man that loves losing so much it makes him smile every day. And he says that losing is the greatest thing ever. Wait, hold on, hold on, Frank, real quick. We just fired our manager at the same time of hiring a new manager that played for our rival.

Yeah, that's pretty rough. That's a weird. Well, to catch. Hold on, hold on. To me and Mark. Yeah. This just. Oh, the Cubs guy.

Yeah, because he, I think, like, in my mind, the way baseball should work is you pick a side in a rivalry. And if you're on one side, that's the side you're on. And if you hire a guy who was on a different side. Yes. Of the rivalry. And now you're bringing him over to his, like, that just feels weird to me. And Chicago and Milwaukee are pretty much.

Yeah. Like the same city. You couldn't get closer professionally. Yeah. Right. So why would we? Has this ever happened in baseball? I don't think this has ever happened in baseball.

Oh, it has happened. What? No. What do you mean? How long ago? It had to have been like in 1905 or something. Yeah, because. No.

What? Okay, I'm going to go back to 1947. Oh, wait. No, no, no. You're so bad. Leo DeRocher. Leo De, no, no. That's so bad. Leo DeRocher, Leo DeRocher got suspended. Wow. Let me go back to 1947.

He just hit us with a fucking reverse card. So 1947, Leo DeRocher got suspended from baseball for actually conduct instrumental baseball, and it was basically he was having an affair with a married woman that's alright

but the baseball basically suspended him for fucking a married woman I mean come on what

that's pretty crazy it's actually in the movie 42 if you remember the movie 42 now what's that about it's about

Jackie Robinson yeah it's a horror film Brandon so at the beginning of the movie the leader of the movie,

Leo DeRocha gets suspended. So they bring in a new manager, the Dodgers. And what happens is they go to the World Series that year. So what happened is, the next year DeRocha comes back and they decide after like half a season, and it actually happened in the middle

of the season, to fire him. To fire DeRocha and let DeRocha go manage the crosstown New York Giants. At which point he took over the Giants job and said that, well, the problem with the Giants is Mel Ott was too nice of a guy and nice guys finish last. Yeah, they need to hire somebody

who looks a little wet and coochie. They always do. That's crazy. So he coached for one New York team, but then they hired him for a different New York team? Well, the Dodgers and Giants are arch rivals, both playing in New York. One in Brooklyn. I don't like that.

One in New York. And Leo DeRosa left middle of the season, not offseason. Middle of the season. Can you imagine if that happened today? A guy that was on social media. If you're on one team and you went across town, New York. the season. Can you imagine if that happened today? Like a guy that was on social media. You're on one team and you went across town New York. And two years later, the New York Giants. Stack and L's over there, Titus.

One of the best counterattacks I've ever seen. I've never seen anything like it. This is incredible. Wait, Mark, we have more breaking news. More breaking news? More breaking news. So Jeff Tassin reported that Council's new manager like 10 minutes ago and Ken Rosenthal announced it 30 minutes ago.

But Dan Dockett just said my sources are telling me Ross out as Cubs manager four minutes ago. Oh, so Dockett broke the news. Good job, Dockett. I've got to wait to hear what Bruce Arden has to say about it. And I want a great counsel on the Mets. I'm so confused right now. Great counsel is a good manager, but is this how David Ross was fired?

Via tweet? Of a secondary? Like, I didn't even know he was fired. I mean, the writing was kind of on the wall. It was. I love Rossi. I know, I'm biased because I like like him and also he's a stoolie I know I know

I'm sad about it but I'm also not surprised Craig Council's a good manager okay so that's all the baseball news today right? that was our baseball minute I wanted Craig Council on a match the Mets hired a loser Craig Calsman wait where'd he come from?

Yankees bench coach. Oh. So it has happened before. Wait a minute, Titus. This is the same thing that just... We were just saying that. And it fucking pisses me off. Yeah, that was a real outburst that you had over there.

We heard it. We heard every bit of it. Well, actually, that wasn't just to the ether. I was actually on Barstool, New York with KFC. Okay. Oh, okay. That makes sense. So anyway, it's a bad hire for the Mets.

Carlos, I guarantee you the Mets are going to lose 110 games every year he is manager. He will go down in history as the worst manager in baseball history. Pete Alonso, I hear they're going to trade him. I hear they're talking about trading him to the Cubs with Christopher Morrell. Well, that's not too bad. You see, they love Battington. The Mets love Battington. The Mets said they want everyone before the team lineup next year

have all ones under the name. They want to have a team lineup. They want to have the first team to ever bat under 150. Because they said, but BIP is all that matters. But BIP. But BIP. But BIP. It doesn't matter if it's a strikeout.

But BIP. If you get ready, all that matters is BIP, launch angle, and what is the other one? Hard hit ratio. It doesn't matter. Batting average is out the angle and hard hit ratio. It doesn't matter. Batting average is out the door because we're stupid. Stupid. Sounds like your boys, Frank, are going to be on the wrong side of the Mendoza line.

Hello. Yep, that's it. He actually calls it the Mendoza line. He doesn't like anyone that bats above 200. Yeah. And it's his. I think you're calling this one correctly. Yep.

It's just like endless supply. He's needing every punch on the road. In fact, they mentioned calling me. They like how I was swinging the wiffle ball bat over there. Yeah. Oh, you were swinging the bat? I didn't even notice who was swinging when they hit that ball in here. Frank, are you going to do a Frank Cooks when you're here? With the new kitchen set up?

You and Donnie? I could do it, but I'm going to be here part of tomorrow and Wednesday before the invitational. Part of tomorrow? What are you doing around Chicago tomorrow? I'm actually going to be touring a soda company. Wow. Tomorrow. No way.

Which one? Spreakers. Yes. Spreaker. Spreakers. Great root beer. Great root beer. Look at you, Frank.

Are you going to remake, what is it, Laverne and Shirley? No. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Right. When they're on the line and they put the fucking gloves on it. That might actually be funny. Yeah.

You don't have to credit me. Well, Wayne's World did it first. That's true. Well, you know me and Jenks do the walk, so that might be the walk song for tomorrow as we walk around Milwaukee. I like that. Your posse's been growing. Yes, it is. It's becoming a full entourage.

It's going to be like that HBO show. What was the name of that show? I forgot. The Wire. I think it was The Sopranos. Frank, another idea, content idea. Don't have to take it, but maybe like a... Who did the Japanese Forest?

Logan Paul? Oh, yeah, yeah. Maybe a hot dog review outside of where Dahmer used to live? Ooh. Go viral? Yeah, that's probably a little creepy. Okay, bad idea. Listen, hey, bad idea.

That is creepy. But no bad idea. No bad idea. Whatever sticks to the wall. But I was thinking about maybe buying a porch where, which McCall used to live, John Wayne Gacy. Buying a porch? A porch.

They sold just porches. I don't know why. You're from Chicago. Are you familiar with Steve Dahl? Yes. Absolutely. The wrestler? No, the disc jockey. It was the shock jock in Chicago. I've listened to some of his

stuff. That guy was bonkers. Yeah. So've listened to some of his stuff. That guy was bonkers. Yeah. So what made you think of that? Yeah. He did a parody song about John Wayne Gacy to the tune of Pink Floyd's The Wall. Oh, yeah. And it was like...

John Wayne Gacy was a really scary guy. Yeah. He really just was like, how about all of the tropes about serial killers? And if you ever... I put them all together. And I'll be a clown. I'll be a clown.

I'm going to put them in the basement. I'm going to, you know, dismember them. Oof. He did it all. And he sings... He basically did

this parody song and it's instead of another brick in the wall, it's another kid in the crawl. Oh, my God. That's not good. I mean, it's like... it's like i it's bonkers that someone that this was actually on radio like 45 years ago this guy steve doll was a yeah insane that's tough are you uh what he was also behind disco demolition that you know yeah

are you looks famous promo that failed very badly. White Sox, right? Yes. White Sox Indians? White Sox Tigers, I think. White Sox Indians was Tencent Beer Night? That was actually Indians in Cleveland against the Texas Rangers. Got it.

I'm close. And what actually happened with that one, the week before those teams played, there was a big bench-grabbing brawl. And the Texas Rangers, like, threw at a couple of players. So, like, the next time he came up, he got hit by a pitch. I think it might have been Lenny Randall or something like that. Laid down a bunt. And the pitcher had to cover the first base back, and he wanted the pitcher to cover the first base back.

And he, like, ran over the pitcher, and a huge ball ensued. So the next time they played was a week later in Cleveland, and Billy Martin, who was managing the Texas Rangers, basically told everyone to basically bean someone on the Indians, and that ignited everything. And Billy Martin, when there's chaos around, Billy Martin's the last person you want because he's going to throw gasoline on that fire. Billy Martin, I don't think, I didn't even know what the word sober was.

That's why he got fired by the Yankees five times. He was a great manager. He got fired because he was drunk all the time. Do you get stoked when baseball players fight? I always love watching the, one of the reasons I love the 86 match so much is they got into four bench scrimmage balls that year. Yeah. Four. And we're not talking about bench scrimm green balls where people just come up and mill around.

We're talking punches thrown. We're talking Kevin Mitchell almost killing Sammy Khalifa, the Pittsburgh Pirates, because he was choking him. That basically the Mets had to, like, take his hands off his neck as Sammy Khalifa was turning purple. We're talking Ray Knight laying an absolute just left cross right to Eric Davis' face. We're talking David Palmer running away from Dallas Strawberry. Are you holding any applications or accepting any for more members of your posse? You never know. Yeah, I'm growing.

I'm trying to get the base now. I got Jenks. I got Mikey Betts. I got... Any fuck-ups from Mikey Betts I got Any fuck ups From Mikey Betts Out of this weekend What do you mean Did he fuck up at all

Like maybe just a little error That was kind of annoying Mikey Betts runs a tight ship I don't remember him Fucking About Jenks Yeah who's your go to Who's your number one

When's the last time You got mad at Jenks I haven't gotten mad At any of them We stole one of your guys We stole Reed of your guys. We stole Reed. Yeah, you're good at doing that.

What? Uh-oh. Is there a turf war? What? Is there a turf war? We gripped Reed. No, no, no. But allow me to be frank. My podcast, you could get it if you subscribe to my YouTube channel.

Please subscribe to my YouTube channel. I want to get to 50,000. I'm almost at 41,000 now. Get me to 50,000. Let's go. I want to get to 50,000. I'm almost at 41,000 now. Get me to 50,000. Let's go. I want to get to 50,000. What happens then, though? I don't know. Last time I'll do something special. Okay, but I'm saying like 10x mentality.

Let's not stop at 50. Let's go to 50 million. 50 million. Obviously, I want to get to silver button. But you have to get to 50 before you get to 100. Let's do a sub-a-thon, and you'll pick one person at random, and you'll go do a Tank Cooks in their home. Okay.

Yeah. That is something I could probably try to do. Okay. And, Frank, you're going to the Bulls game tonight? Going to the Bulls game tonight. Jeez, you've got a busy schedule, man. I went to what might have been, and I'm not joking this, might have been one of the worst college football games ever.

Oh, you went to Iowa Northwestern on Saturday? I actually was rooting for a 0-0 tie. You almost got it. How about the Devils winning last night? That's good. My worry with the Devils isn't if they're going to be good or not. It's just Jack Hughes. Jack Hughes, broken neck.

I mean, they're so vague with their injuries. They're saying week to week. I want to hear two weeks. He's going to be back. I mean, right now Jack Hughes is the best player in the NHL. Is he the cute gunslinger? The cute one? He's cute.

He's cute. He's cute for sure. He's cute AF. I remember when he came up with the Devils. It was funny. He struggled his first season. And he literally looked like he was like a 13-year-old going against men. Yeah.

But now that he's – Now he's a grown boy. Now he's grown and, boy, he is magic out there. Yeah. I like how you talk about him. He is the most magical. Just the way he moves the puck and scores, how fast he is. It's just things happen when he's on the ice.

And it's like if the Devils go to overtime three on three, they win like 70% of the time because of just how – just on a power play this year, their power play. I've never heard you talk about a team like this. I like it. You genuinely love these guys. Calling him magic on the ice is great. The Devils power play

before Jack Hughes got hurt was at 44%. Whoa. To put that in perspective. Sounds good. That's pretty fucking good. That's good, yeah. To put that in perspective,

usually the top teams have around 30%. What about the Oilers? They've had some injury issues this year. Last year they were like 55%. I don't think they were 55%. I don't think they were 55%. How was Bedard? I mean, power plays that get around 44%.

To put it in perspective, they're at 44%. The second best power play. Oh, yeah. No, I was way off. The second best power play. Oh, yeah. No, I was way off. The second best power play. They were at 32.4%. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah.

The round 30% is like 30% is a good power play. Like there was a game last week where they had three power play goals. They went 3-for-5 on a power play. The only reason one of those power plays did not get a goal is they had a five on three with 38 seconds left scored, and time ran out. What do you think about the Bedard kid at Chicago? He's got potential.

He's got potential. I don't know if he's going to be a Jack Hughes type, but, man. Damn. Jack Hughes started with – Sounds. He's Jack Hughes. Sounds like bust. Jack Hughes started out as an 18-year-old, too, so it's going to take a day. You'll know in two years. Is Jack Hughes your favorite player active across all sports right now?

Yes. Wow. High praise. Yes. What's your top three active players right now uh my teams my favorite players yeah uh jack hughes um we can end the list there yeah yeah that's that's a good graphic frank's top three players you have one jack hughes um jack hughes uh tyree kill okay yeah that's a that's a Jack Hughes, Tyreek Hill. Okay, yeah. That's a good top two.

And someone else who's also into it right now, Nico Heischer. Yeah, Nico Heischer. What team? He's also a Devils. This is kind of fun. Brandon, you go. My favorite three players right now? Yeah, from your teams. From my teams?

Tua TungVailoa, Dak Prescott, and... Oh, Cowboys. Wait, no. You can't do that. I am a Miami Dolphins fan, a Dak Prescott fan, and a Mississippi State fan. So your favorite NFL team is Dak Prescott?

I think so, yeah. Alright. You don't understand that we have never had a good quarterback in the NFL, and he's the only guy we've ever had, so I love him. Okay. And he's a good guy. And he's your third. And we're friends.

My third is probably Toluse Smith, who's hurt. Toluse's hurt right now. You know, I actually got to make an objection. You have to take Dak Prescott off that list because you just said something. What did I say? You're friends. Yeah Prescott off that list because you just said something. What did I say? We're friends. Yeah, we're friends. We're buddies.

Friends. That puts him in a different category. We're not actually friends, Frank. Zach Wilson? No, I like Quincy Williams. Yeah. Nice. Sauce.

Yeah, today's a big night. Big night. All right, Frank. Great having Sauce. Yeah, today's a big night. Big night. All right, Frank. Great having you. We'll see you. We're going to maybe play some yak basketball in a little bit. How do you like the office? Oh, I think the office is great.

If you want, I could drone the outside. I think that's a good idea. Yeah, I'd love for you to drone the outside. Yeah. Yeah, you've gotten pretty good, right? I'm getting good. Yeah, good. Yeah.

When I do the hot dog reviews, I actually use a drone shot. shot actually why don't you drone the inside i would love are you saying drone or draw on drone why don't you throw on the inside right now you want me to fly the drone into bed on a basketball court yeah yeah all right i'll be back all right we'll watch you yeah yeah we'll watch you yeah yeah okay yeah let's throw on'll watch you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Let's drone the inside. Why not? Fuck it. Who cares about the outside?

Well, you want to see the outside. No, I want to see the inside. The outside's exciting. Well, the inside's exciting. King. All right. All right. There's Jerry over there.

Someone do the high noon ad? I'm going to go pee. There goes Patrick Ewan. That's a beautiful shot right there. Yeah, it is. Guess what time it is? Anybody? High noon time.

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Yeah, but right now I'm a tangerine man to my core. Yeah, so grab those high noons. Delicious, ice cold, refreshing, 100 calories, gluten-free, sugar-free. Who are your top three right now, Titus? I think mine would be... I'd probably have to go Mahomes, Steph, and LeBron. Yeah. Those are my three. Those are your three?

My three favorite teams. No, I mean Marvin Harrison Jr. That's fair. Travion Henderson, probably. Yeah. He's been playing well. You're not allowed to double down on sports. Oh, okay.

That makes it increasingly difficult. I don't really have that many teams. That's my problem. I mean, the Cubs, I would probably do Cody Bellinger right now. Yeah, Cody Bellinger. Is he on the Cubs, technically? I'd go maybe Justin Steele, DJ Moore, maybe DeMar DeRozan. I like DeMar DeRozan. DeMar DeRozan. I like DeMar DeRozan.

DeMar DeRozan's a man. Yeah. Where did everyone go? Brandon went to pee. Moog just left. Yeah, he's tired of it. He's too good for this. Yeah, here he is.

He's back. Oh, did I tell you guys I had to unfollow Harak? No, what did he do? What could he possibly have done that he didn't already? Swampland. Swampland. He was just getting a lot. It was a lot.

And it was very negative. A lot of negative. Some really hot takes about LGBTQT. Some really hot takes. Hot takes as in sexy? Yeah. Some really hot takes about Ham takes as in sexy? Yeah Some really hot takes about Hamas Yeah

And it was He was posting a lot He never raises his voice Or changes his cadence No He's just like He's just like Hey Iraq

It's Iraq for Congress Swampland Death to Jews Oh god That's a weird thing Did he just sneak that in there? Yeah He might

That wasn't an exact quote. But yeah, I had to unfollow him. Maybe he'll reach out someday. He just never acknowledged you. Yeah, never. That's insane. In a position where he needs as much public support as possible. And I will re-follow him in a couple weeks.

I'm like, I can't have him just fucking shun me like this. You dodged a bullet, though. If you endorsed him fully. I think I would have been okay with it. Just been like, it's kind of a bit. Did you guys see that Jerry endorsed Joe Biden last night?

Oh, yeah. That was pretty shocking. Because he is a trump guy but he yeah he said that joey b for life now oh yeah damn he's gonna get vaxxed up i think so i think that's the next step yeah i think that's absolutely the next step brandon was weird in the bathroom he wouldn't fart in front of me what yeah what do you How do you know? We were both pissing next to each other and he goes, I wish you didn't come in here. I have to fart.

Yeah, that's natural for the human. Frank is walking with his drone singing Danger Zone. This isn't good. This isn't good. He's about a drone show.

He's got a little grin on his face. Oh my God. He's literally, he just goes, highway to the danger zone. I love the Frank grin. It's the best. Yeah, like when we called him out on hitting the balls over there.

DJ, can you find JJ's endorsement? It fills up my heart. Oh, here he goes. This is going to be a hilarious problem. Yes, this is J.J. Lapsley. Did you see this, KB? No. You won't find skyscrapers or big city bankers.

Just hardworking people that make this country work. That's where Joe Biden's story starts. In working class neighborhoods where you could make a good living and pass on a better life to your kids that's why joe biden went into public service to begin with to make a difference for working families you're a joey b guy i never mind joey b oh put that on a quote card i never mind joey b oh so he's doing a good job. He's got the country going the right direction. I'm Joe Biden. He was legitimately pissed at me.

Oh, definitely. So mad. So mad. People were shocked. You've been doing, you've been having good set up, set up lately. Set up. With the Franklin kind of. Yeah.

Yeah, that was insane. Yeah. He just powered through it. Frank, you don't set Frank up. Frank sets you up. And he does it by saying, hey, did you hear this? Yeah. That's it.

That's all it takes. You hear this one? One of my favorite things is whenever Frank just walks around, he goes, hey, Big Cat. And I'm like, whatever this is going to be, it's going to be great. Today, I was in the PMT studio doing a little work, and he came in, he goes, hey, Big Cat. And I'm like, whatever this is going to be, it's going to be great. Today, I was in the PMT studio doing a little work, and he came in, he goes, hey, big cat. And I was like, hey, Frank, what's up? And he's like, nothing.

And then he just stood in the studio for like a minute and then left. I was like, that was a great interaction. Just guys occupying space together. The best friends you have in life, you don't have to say anything. You don't have to speak much. You can just be there with them yeah feel their presence i've tried to preach okay oh man

this what is gonna break do you think oh he's just sitting there he's getting the controls he's got his glasses down okay oh we have liftoff we have liftoff we see it oh here it is oh he's oh boy there we go frank's driving this wellasoli's so jealous right now. Yeah. Oh. He's going to do a trick shot. We should do drone races in here. Yes. Oh, my God.

That would be awesome. Or like drone fights. Awesome. Like robot fights. Yes. And they would fly at each other. Can you buy like cheap drones that you don't mind? We could do drone races.

First-person goggle ones. Those are the ones that they race. They wear goggles so that they're seeing like they're the pilot of the drone. Oh, there we go. Tank's moving. Oh. Looks like we're just momentarily stuck right here.

Oh, that was a sudden movement. Nice move. A little altitude change. That was slick. Give Frank the step it up gesture. He's focused. Out there? Step it up, yeah. Everyone up there should be

put on alert. Yeah, I didn't think about that. Frank, we need more we just we just need more tell him we need him to go in and out of these pillars he looks so happy oh i think we're gonna have to do drone races i don't know how we're gonna say can you set it Oh. I was going nuts. I think we're going to have to do drone races. I don't know how we're going to set it. Can you set it up, Vassoli, if I give you the card?

I can set it up. Okay. But can you even race a drone yourself? Yeah. Go around one of those pillars, Frank. Yeah, give us a, you know, do like a trick real quick. Go around the pillars. Go weave in and out of the pillars.. Go around the pillars.

Weaving it out of the pillars. Figure eight, the pillars. What are you saying? He's not that skilled yet. Oh. Oh, damn. All right, so we're kind of doing everything right now. We've seen it all.

We've seen the whole bag. He's emptied the bag. There we go. He's unloaded. The clip is empty. That one altitude change was the grand finale. I don't know. I like it.

There's a charm to the simplicity. I could watch this for a while. It's the sound. It's just kind of like this nice purring sound. Yeah, just looking at it is like peaceful. Hey, Nick and Brendan have been in the bathroom together for a while. Together for a while. For a while. By the way, Barstool Sports Store, 20% off all ugly sweaters just today only.

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not gonna know where it is it's lost forever bogey down frank what happened where'd it go we went we went bogey down. We just had a crash. We just had a crash. A crash? Is it okay? Oh, no. Is Brandon all right? Yeah.

Yeah, we asked him to fly inside. Is it okay? I think Brandon's... He's pooping. He's pooping. And I got pulled into a Barstool Kush meeting as I was walking from here. Kush? Yeah, we started Barstool Kush, a weed account.

And we started it ironically, and now it's the most successful thing me and Kyle have ever done. Yeah, we're getting legitimate business proposals on a daily basis. Yes. So, yeah, there's a big package of weed that's being dropped off to us. I have 200 new emails. Yeah. I fucking love it yeah and it's the most low effort

it's just yeah should we do a can we oh we can't we can't do drugs on YouTube they want us to do a weed review on the pod so if you want to hop in big cat and chief a little bit I would love to last time we did weed content on this show was a

bad ending for you yeah so high you puke is a I've been there Last time we did weak content on this show was a bad ending. For you, yeah. So high you puke is a... I've been there. A lot of puke. TJ's puked... The volume of puke you've had on this show is astounding. Yeah, I'm a yakker, bro. Through and through.

Yak. Have we all puked on this show? Have I puked? Oh, heavens yes. Stupid question. That liquor race? Oh my god. How did I puke?

I spit up on the boy draft. Yeah, I did too. I gagged and it caused some stomach to come up, but I don't know if it was considered a puke. Yeah, yeah. I just pissed my pants.

That's it. Yeah, you pissed yourself. No, I don't think I've... I've officially lost my first bet at the college basketball season, Mark. IUPUI? No, it was Troy, South Florida. I don't even think they're a real school. Fort Lauderdale.

Troy versus Fort Lauderdale? Fort Lauderdale? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fort Lauderdale. It's not Division I. No. Damn. That's all right.

Did they win Fort Lauderdale? No, Troy won. By a lot. Oh. Damn. That's all right. Did they win for a lot of them? No, Troy won. By a lot. By a lot. A lot. Man. All right, yeah, so what I was saying, the store. Yes, yes.

So 20% off all day. When we hit our goal, everything over the goal is going to go to all the producers. That's awesome. So that's like every producer, every show that you love. Advisors. MOOC. Please help. TJ. Zaha. goal is going to go to all the producers so that's awesome every producer every show that you love um advisors mook please help tj za uh you know let's pull up a picture of mook's apartment real quick yeah so we could really really drive some sales we were told to make a video this is wait i gotta read this this is funny they have to make poverty highlights yes oh yeah this was my idea we're making like yeah arms of the of the Angel, Sarah McLoughlin. Feed your hungry producers and stuff.

We got the drone back up in the air. So from Blatman, Blatman. Blatman. Blatman. Blatman. The Blatman. Another humorous angle you can take with your video is how you, as behind the scenes people, are the lifeblood of your shows.

I'm picturing talent sitting in a dark studio because nobody was there to literally turn the lights on um that wasn't the part i was trying to read actually that's not the point that you're trying to make no not at all hey brandon how'd it go in there something with the chick-fil-a something happened was it worse than antioch that was one of the worst experiences of my life. Whoa. It was bad. Not as bad as Antioch. You're sweating.

Huh? No. Is it one of those shits that you feel you can kind of chalk it up as a workout? Yeah, I'm kind of embarrassed about it. Yeah. Yeah. You're like, I might not have any organs left? Correct, yeah.

Yeah. I think they feel good afterwards. Yeah. My body's worn out yeah damn brandon yeah that was a hell of a shit that was that was tough there it is yeah buy a shirt buy a shirt for this man you you can you were at the urinal and then you pivoted to the shitter oh so you almost shit your pants no i was peeing and you wouldn't fart i wouldn't fart in front of him and then he left and i was like i gotta fart i tried and it was like no this isn't a fart brother

and so then i had to go i've been gone about what 20 couple hours okay i'm out of breath but that's just from walking to the bathroom so bladman said please take time over the next couple of weeks to shoot a quick video of yourself playing into this theme talk about your student loans small apartments eating fast food literally anything okay so so that we'll see that i'm just gonna facetime my dad and get him to show how much student loan debt we have oh i like that we also are thinking about doing um which hasn't been totally ironed out but i think the sunday before cyber monday i'm thinking we're going to do a live stream where the producers all the producers in the barstool chicago office play uh five on five basketball to a thousand points that's awesome jesus we draft the teams and we just do the live stream

for as long as it takes i love that can i uh i pitched a special episode in the group thursday yeah i want to do the surrogate episode where we're in another room with our earpieces in and I love that. Can I... I pitched a special episode in the group Thursday. Yeah. I want to do the surrogate episode where we're in another room with our earpieces in and we choose random people that don't work here to be us on the yak. Oh, that don't work? Yeah. Feed them lines.

Yeah. And so we're just talking in another room, but we do the yak and they'll have headphones. They'll have like a name tag. It'll say Nick. And then we'll do a surrogate episode. Oh, I like that. Yeah.

I still think it'd be funny if we could figure out a way to make kids. One of us should have a kid. One of us should have a real old person. One of us should have somebody that's bound to a wheelchair. I want every walk or roll of life. Dibs on Tommy Walker. No. Has to be somebody that's never

been seen on camera. I would like somebody to be a black woman. Oh yeah. Alright. So how are we going to go about finding these people though? I think we never been seen on camera i would like somebody to be a black woman yeah oh yeah all right so how are we going to go about finding these people though that's i think we just asked for some volunteers there are plenty of like improv actors in chicago that would die for this yeah we don't want to know i want i want somebody that's hardly struggling i want a broken accent yeah and i also want to do it and not tell the yak audience the day that we're doing it so they just tune in one day and it's just complete strangers

sitting in our chairs. I got another one. Can we invite Mince and not tell him? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. The actual Ben Mince.

Yes. Oh, my God. We have Ben Mince sitting in the corner over there. He doesn't know that it's happening. We might not even have to feed lines. No, no, no. We might just watch Mincey just talk to these people.

Yeah. And then maybe picture in picture have us in the bottom right in the same orientation. Yeah. Just get the black guy to say the N-word to Mincy. Well, that means one of us would have to say it. Oh, yeah. Oh. Those people can't go off script.

They have to do everything that we say. Yeah. Okay. Who's going to spearhead this? This is a great idea. I love the idea. I just don't want to be responsible. I'll take responsibility.

If you can find someone for me, I'll help you find some dudes. Yeah. I'm not trying to. Yeah. And I don't want it even to be Barstool fans in particular. I want some olds. I want some attractive women. Yeah.

Like a place you can put out a casting call for like actors. As eclectic a cast as possible. And yeah, they wear the name tags of our. And it's just a regular yak other than that. And Minzy's here. Yeah. Yeah. Let's get a big lesbian in here.

Why not? I love it. I love it. Another one? Damn. Aye, aye, aye. Gotcha. Good on that one.

Yeah, I want to get mad because when you said it, you were looking at me. But when you said it, I immediately looked at you to make sure you were talking about me. So I knew one. Yeah, I want to get mad because when you said it, you were looking at me, but when you said it, I immediately looked at you to make sure you were talking about me. I knew what... All of us are a little lesbian presenting. For sure. Well, Kyle, I don't think you're a lesbian presenting. Thank you. Yeah, I was going to say.

Yeah, a little bit. Haircut. I could see you a little Rachel Maddow. I could see you coming in in like six months being like, I just bought a new Subaru. Yeah. You have a lesbian ass. I had a Subaru Legacy for the longest. He doesn't have a lesbian ass.

Yeah, he does. Lesbian asses are flat. He's got a nice juicer. No, no. He has. No, he has. They come in all shapes and sizes. I don't know what lesbian asses are.

Those softball lesbians have fat asses. Yeah. Yeah, that's their build, though. What? Where's the drone? In here. Oh, okay. asses. Yeah. Yeah, that's their build, though. What? Where's the drone? In here. Oh, okay. It survived?

Yeah. Mission... I tried to get like a little loop around here. I did a germinate. Just had to crash into one set. Yeah. It was out of your control. You guys missed it, but Frank was just strolling past us,

holding his drone, singing Highway to the Danger Zone. It was a great moment. Oh, dude, I can't wait for Mince and the Surrogates. It's going to be incredible. We have to plan it so that no one knows. And then, yeah, the excitement to turn on the listeners right now, you should feel excited

knowing that any day this could happen. Yeah, and if it's just like a little black woman as you big cat, she's like, hey-o, welcome back. Roback.com. Welcome back. I can't do the high noon ad. Yeah. I need this. Yeah.

What do we have to do? We just got to get the people. And then we need to get the logistics of the people. You would have to get some sort of mic system where you're only in one person's ear. Because they're not going to be able to decipher. You need equipment to meet the people. Maybe a Craigslist ad? Yeah.

Searching, looking for actors? Actors is tough because you don't want people doing too much. I think a Craigslist actor looking for work is going to be good. Yeah, but you don't want people doing too little either. They're just sitting here monitoring. That's pretty funny. We can talk. We can tell them to talk.

Yeah, they have to just repeat everything we say. And we'll be sitting in a room together, so it's like we'll be having a conversation that they then have to mimic. Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. How well are they going to be able to mimic? They just repeat what you say. I know, but there's like...

I know, but there's like... Exactly exactly they're just going by voices though they won't know who's saying what it's only us in there it's brandon going uh so this kid now you're breaking my brain here uh brandon says they got my they got my phone number and then the lady just goes they got my phone number funny it's just a room full of people sitting around. Yeah. I think it's still funny. Yeah. I don't know.

Okay. There's also a delay there. I'm thinking through. I'm sorry. I'm trying to think through all the possibilities. There is a window. Like, is there not a chance? We could write a script.

They're too good. We could. It doesn't work, and they're too bad. That's what I'm saying. I'm worried about the too bad. Yeah, there is a window. There is a window where they're too bad. I'm worried about the too bad. There is a window where they're too bad. We could also pre-record, do a non-live

yak of us and then get it transcribed so that they have a script. And then add Mincy. Yeah, add Mincy to it. Chaos. I think we just gotta go, I think we have to go chaos and just do it live. We'll just give him lyrics. By the way, that just reminded me, my

four-year-old figured out what copycatting is. Oh, that's fun. So that was an hour of my day yesterday. We're in a battle. Oh, you love. You compete. Oh, yeah. He got me for a while, and then I reversed it on him,

and then he was in the torture chair. Stop. I was like, stop. I got him so good. He couldn't get out. Once you get it reversed, it's the best. Yeah. Yeah.

It's an old school, just like great thing to do. You just got to like take his nose. Yeah, you got to just like take his nose. Yeah, that's it. It's game over. That's it. It's game over. What are some weird phases your kids have had, Brandon?

Brandon? I'm just waiting for more. Weird phases. There's a loud phase. There's a tattling phase. There's a destructive phase. There's a knives and swords phase that Tommy just still hasn't grown out of. That'll hit you later in life, too.

Alabama fandom phase? We're out of that one already. That's not a phase. We're out of that one. How'd you break him of that? Did Dave offer to pay for his schooling if you went to Alabama? Uncle uncle dave's brother brandon that would be a bad father move all all tommy had to do was call him daddy see the way barstool's going he's not gonna be rich by the time tommy gets um i i yeah no he can't i don't even like joking about sounds like you

didn't break it i broke it his my my mother called yesterday and wanted to talk to him about it, and I wouldn't let him talk. And I said, you can't talk to your grandmother until you say you're not an Alabama fan. So I'm withholding. But then they talked on the phone probably about the playbook. No, my mom knows. I ain't playing that.

What if he chose another school? What if he's a Stanford fan? I'd be fine. You'd be fine with Tommy as a Stanford fan? What about an Iowa fan? No, that one's out too. That one's out. He's not a piece of shit. So that one's out. What about an Ole Stanford fan? What about an Iowa fan? No, that one's out too. That one's out. He's not a piece of shit, so that one's out.

What about an Ole Miss fan? And Mincy will pay for his schooling. That's the one thing too far We can talk about your wife's mega titties all day We can't talk about your son's potential free education What if they get a full ride to Ole Miss? Who gives a shit? You probably should

This is a real conversation Okay What if he gets a full ride and wants to go there? He's gonna get a You as a father have to just step aside No, no, because he's gonna get a full ride and wants to go there. He's going to get a free ride. You as a father have to just step aside. No, no, because he's going to get a free ride anywhere. I'm going to be able to take care of him. No, no, no, but he gets a full ride and Lane drops an NIL bag.

By the time Tommy's there, Lane's not going to be there. He's going to be in Alabama. Whoever else is there, Hugh Freeze. Regardless of incentive, what if he really wants to go there? And it's a bag. As a 17-year-old in school. There are 130 Power 5 schools. There's 130 FBS schools.

Maybe his girlfriend's there. Oh yeah. Nice Southern Belle. And she's amazing. No, no, no. What the fuck are we talking about? No, no. I don't want to do this. No. What is Ole Miss' best school? They don't have one.

Lawyers and doctors. Bunch of assholes. So what if he wants to be a lawyer or a doctor? He's not going to be a lawyer or a doctor. He wants to be one of us. Nurse? No, we're not nurses. He wants to be like a podcaster or a YouTuber.

He wants to be a YouTuber. What if they have a program that's the premier YouTube program? I don't think they do. They're going to be a thing probably. I wonder who will have the premier YouTube program. If don't think they do. It's going to be a thing probably. I wonder who will have the premier YouTube program. If Mr. Beast funds it, it'll be East Carolina. Oh, he's a pirate? Sup, dogs. That's where he

created his own town, right? He did build a village or a town for all of his friends and co-workers and family to live in. He gave a kid a house on Halloween. That was very awkward. Regular occurrence. But it was awkward. The kid came looking for candy, and Mr. Beast handed him the key to the house.

He gave a kid a house? It was very awkward. And another kid walked up and was like, oh my god, it's Mr. Beast. And he was like, one second, I gotta give this kid a house first. Yeah. Can you find the clip? Are we allowed to play it or no? Yeah.

Mr. Beast openly says we're allowed to play his. Oh, fuck yeah. Wait allowed to play oh fuck yeah anyone's allowed to play his videos he gets it no one gets it more yeah i did hank did mr beast did the screenshot today of the office reveal oh yeah he also built wells in africa yeah recently that's sick People were like mad at him for that Nah What has he done behind the scenes? There's Mincy right there Hey Mincy Hey

Mincy Can you run suicides real quick? Because we had Stephen Che run it We want to see what For time Thank you This is my first time seeing Mincy He moved up here

I'm excited Oh nice You got a place? Talk in the mic real quick Thank you. This is my first time seeing Mincy. He moved up here. I'm excited. Oh, nice. Talk in the mic real quick. Oh, there's a chair. What's this going to be about? Alright, he's got it. What's up? How we doing, boys?

What's up, Mincy? Glad to see you. Yeah, man. Loving a lot of positive energy in Chicago. Except for these headphones. Except for putting on these headphones. Two for two. He's got it. There we go. All right. Encore.

All right. It wasn't awkward at all. But, yeah, loving this last week. Excited. Moving in. Big step for me, though, you know? It's been a long, crazy grind. Getting a 32nd floor, a little skyline.

Apartment in West Loop on the edge of downtown. Love it. We've come a long way from the sketchy area of Shreveport, Louisiana, about four years ago. So, you know, very excited, very positive step, and thrilled to be here, loving the energy. Just feels like there's a good second act, refresh vibe. Love it. Feeling it.

Love it. So, y'all ready for me to do the suicides? Yeah. So, Stephen Shea. Boy, are we. Stephen Shea was, what, 32 seconds? 32 seconds. Okay, so the suicide is like a what, 32 seconds? 32 seconds. Okay, so the suicide is like a free throw line, half court,

next free throw line, and then full court. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like I don't think I'm going to be threatening the 32 seconds. No, he was slow. He looked slow. You're a distance guy. I'm a distance guy.

I'm not a sprinter, so we'll see. Are you slow? You got the hocus. I can run an 11- I'm not a sprinter, so we'll see. Are you slow? You got the hocus. I can run an 11-minute mile or 10-minute mile for hours and hours, but when it comes to sprinting, we've got real problems. You're a speed demon. Yeah, maybe. Look at those.

Those things have seen some miles. And then when you're done. They have seen some. When you're done, Mincy, I'd like to see you just run one fast break with the basketball. Okay. All right. Steven, he's going to kill your time in jeans take your

take your brick watch off brick watch out brick watch if he beats me i have to reevaluate some things okay yeah i'm i'm praying by the way before mincy goes game time you don't have to worry about buying your tickets uh to your next big event because game time is a fast and easy way to buy tickets for all sports, music, comedy, and theater events near you. We went to Madison a couple weekends ago. Had a great time with game time. I used game time for – I went to Nate Bargatze on Friday night. Used game time.

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so you know you're getting a great deal without hidden fees. Buy tickets in seconds with two taps. Take the guesswork out of buying tickets with game time download the game time app create an account use code yak for twenty dollars off your first purchase terms apply again create an account redeem code yak for twenty dollars off download game time last minute tickets lowest price guarantee just used it all right what are the chances he gets all the lines hold Hold on, Mincy. Hold on, Mincy. I'm going to say ready, set, go. Hold on. Okay. Three, two, one, go. Oh, he's going to smoke him.

He's smoking him. Come on, Mincy. Dig. Oh, my God. Run, Mincy, run. He's so fast. He's in jeans. Dude, look at this. Oh, my God, Che.

Oh, my God, Che. Go. Smoke him. Oh, yes. Yes. Pumped arms. Come on, Mincy. I don't this. Oh, my God, Che. Oh, my God, Che. Go. Smoke him. Oh, yes. Yes. Go. Pump the arms. Come on, Mitchie.

I don't know. It's going to be close. It's going to be really close. Oh, no. He lost some time there. I don't know. Go, go. Push, push, push.

I don't think so, guys. You're close. Five seconds. There was like five steps there where it didn't go anywhere. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Go, Mitchie. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh.

Yeah. He got it. 31. 31. He got it. 31. 31. He got it. 31. He beat you, Che. What a finish.

Che. The clock on my run was a little. No. You were overrunning the lines like an idiot. No. I'll get the exact time. Wow. No.

Che, you were running like a foot. I feel good about my win. You did. You did. You did. We're not even fucking with you. You did not feel good about my win. We're not even fucking with you. You did not win. This is insane. I did. I feel good about my win. Che, you ran it.

Way to go, Mitch. That's a winner. Barely. 31. 31 seconds. Che, I know we fuck with you a lot, but that was as clean a win as it could be. 31-72. 30.99, bitches.

What? I got the screenshot. No, you didn't. No. Fuck you, Jay. Bucks keep taking these Ls. No, man. No, no.

Jay beat you by less than a second. Bucks keep taking these Ls. What is this? Man, you sound like me after going up one flight of stairs. You started early, though, Che. I kicked it. That was what I had. I want to see the start.

That's Photoshop. That's Photoshop. That's so easy to Photoshop. They don't call false starts in the NFL anymore. Get the breath back. You don't have to leave. It's not out there. I want to see a fast court, too.

New noise unlocked? Yeah, fast break. Maybe pop a mid-range. You lost, Che. Che, eat that L. Eat that L, Che. Eat that L, bitch. Che could do it again, I guess, and put the...

Yeah, Che, why don't you do it again? Yeah, you could just go ahead. You could silence the critics right now if you wanted to. Let's do it again, I guess. Yeah, Che, why don't you do it again? Yeah, you could just go ahead. You could silence the critics right now if you wanted to. Just do it at the same time. Oh. I don't know. I'm going to step up for my guy. I don't think Mince has another one.

I think he's going to need 10 minutes. Che, go ahead. Do it again. You guys are going to fuck with the time. No, we're not. Oh, he's going for the. Yeah, yeah. Start down there and go that way.

See a crossover. Come on, yeah. Start down there and go that way. See a crossover. Come on, Che. Get up there. Well, we got to do the fast break first. Here comes Mincy for the win. I tell him to go. All right, ready, set, go. Five, four, three.

Yep. Behind the back. Two. Get it up, shoot. One. Oh, no. Oh, no no he can't get the shot oh god that's alright you're winded if there's like a cartoon mincey

shaped hole in the jumbotron just a perfect outline right through it oh man when does uh wake up mincy return yeah you got the date we're shooting for tuesday december 5th what uh what time what time you going? We're going 8 a.m. Hour in front of y'all.

Nice. We're going to start Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. There's the thoughts of the live show Friday aspect I think could be integrated, but one step at a time. Wait, wait, wait. You're pre-recording? No, we're going to tape delay that. Okay.

It'll be a 30-second. Yeah, just don't add a lot of – don't stretch it. Especially rumors. You got to make sure Stu wants to do Wednesdays when he's here for advisors. I'll say 3-2-1. We really got to tape delay that one. Yeah. With me and Stu, yeah.

What do you want? Suicide. Suicide. I really beat him? Yes. Yeah. And he thinks he won. So that's why he's redoing it.

Because his pride couldn't handle it. Okay. Okay. Three, two, one, go. What was that start? That was a really slow start. That was a really slow start. That was a really slow start. Oh, my God.

It's going so slow. You were way faster than this. I see. There's no urgency there. Oh, my God. He's too worried about form. This is not good. This is terrible.

He's getting slower. You got to finish strong. Really strong. You got it, Chad. Slow down. Slow down. You got it, Chad. Slow down. Slow down. You got it. You got it.

Oh, no. Oh, my God. He just straight up got it. What? Man. The question is, I mean, what would Shay run if he was doing all this? I don't know. Nice try, dude.

What do we even see? This is kind of awkward. Yeah. This is tough. Tough scene. Just L's everywhere. L's everywhere. You lost. This is tough. Tough scene. Just L's everywhere. You lost. 32-34.

That was not fast at all. You were not running that hard. Show them the very end, TJ. Show them the entire thing. It'll take 32 seconds. That was insanely slow. Really bad start. Insanely slow. Just take your L. Really bad start. I'll watch it. Insanely slow. Mincy, just take your L.

I got a C. I don't believe it. Take your L. You were confident with that? The data says you lost. Don't you always trust the data? So you felt like you were flying? No.

He was so confident, he black power fisted. Yeah, he did. I've never been that confident. Shout out, man. Especially after running. Yeah. What the heck? My God. Yeah. especially after running yeah my god

he walked by look at this look at this celebrated that look at this he looks like he's like long stride but there's just no no he's no urgency whatsoever that can't be your best effort jay i feel like is he trying to is he like pool, trying to sandbag, setting up some kind of something bigger here? I don't know. Yeah, and here comes the 31. His time was 31. An entire second.

I gotta actually watch this tape. We just showed you the tape. I'll watch the tape. The data doesn't lie. The data doesn't lie. The data doesn't lie. First one did. No, it didn't.

He beat you both times. He's 2-0 against you in races. Oh, well. I just caught that. Oh, man. All right. That was fun. That was.

That was a lot of fun. We can get stuck for it. Invitational? Yeah. Yeah. Mincy, you want to play some yak basketball? Of course. Can we do one every show?

One person does a half-court shot, and it adds up. Whatever you need. Well, we should play some yak basketball right now to get everyone ready for the Invitational. We should play one round. Is your asshole okay, Brandon? If you score, you come back and sit in your seat. I cleaned it up.

All right. I like that. Che, you in? What are the rules? The only rule is you can't shoot at the same hoop twice in a row. So if I shoot at that side the next shot has to be over there right got it we have the drunk goggles for Titus oh yeah do we have something we put on tights his hands can I make a stay boxing

gloves oh if I my doctor shoes do we have box those? Oh, if I had my doctor shoes. Do we have boxing gloves? I wish I had those. What are those? No, I'm not putting on Chase. He's putting basketball shoes on. Oh, Chase putting his shoes on? Oh, my God. I thought you were holding those up telling me to put them on my hands. I don't want to do this. Hold on.

Let me see. I think we might have boxing gloves. Hold on. Okay. That would be very funny. Probably. Is it on Friday? Yeah, I need to practice.

So there's a handicap on Titus? Yeah. Mm-hmm. I think that's fair, giving this one up. Yeah. I would say so, yeah. Yeah. I might fuck around and dunk.

I don't know about you guys. You're not going to dunk. No. It could happen. Well, it's like 10-3. I think there's a higher odds of you falling on your face and your pants falling and your little wiener is exposed. My pants fall off. Yeah.

Happens all the time. Happens a lot, yeah. I go down, pants go up. Or yeah, baseball gloves. Baseball gloves. Really any gloves. Oven mitts? Gloves. Oh, oven mitts, yeah. On Wednesday, you're going to play with

boxing gloves? I think playing with the drunk goggles. I could do both. But drunk goggles would be fun. It's going to be dangerous. Have you had them on? Yeah, I'm pretty drunk. Yeah, I didn't really get up, though. Rico was running around the table with them on.

Titus, why don't you play with one oven mitt on? I would need two. Yeah, because he could just... I could just use my finger. I mean, why don't you play with one oven mitt on? I would need two. Yeah, because he could just finger roll. I mean, I will but... He could dribble with one hand and he could just... Yeah, that doesn't really do much. What about like an eye patch? How much would that fuck up

your... I don't think that does much either. An eye patch? I don't know how much that would do. Two eye patches. Two eye patches would do a lot, yeah. I have wide receiver gloves. I don't know how much that would do. Two eye patches. Two eye patches would do a lot, yeah. I have wide receiver gloves. We have the Clemson gloves. We do have the tacky Clemson gloves. That might make them better.

What if you have to cradle a baby? What if you have to carry the baby? Yeah, you have to carry a baby. All right. Two babies. But you have to act like it's an actual baby. Like how you would carry. Okay.

I could bring a baby. I have to cradle a baby in one arm as I dribble and shoot. There'll be babies in the crowd. We can just use one. Use a real baby. Yeah. Hold on. I'm going to try to get these.

I'm going to buy some more drunk goggles just in case. I'm going to go piss. And by that, I mean change into my basketball shoes. I can't believe change is changing to his basketball shoes. What a dick. What a dick. What a dick. I can't. I can't.

I have activity shoes here, too. You guys brought basketball? Shit. I guess we're going to have to do that now. These are my activity shoes I put on every day after Mostly Sports. I'll bring mine in. Chase, are you accepting your L? I haven't seen it. I just changed my

shoes. Okay. How could he possibly see it? The L is real. I don't know if he was trying. We're not fucking with you. I know. I mean, I put a full effort. I felt like he held something back, maybe. I don't know. Che?

That's on him. Did you? Hold on. I'm getting to it. Hold on. Can I tease something for later this week? Yeah. Other than the invitational of course, but later this week we have a certain

video game that's hot in the streets right now. That's right. Sponsoring the program. Yes. Let's go. And I say we don't stop the stream until maybe Kyle wins a round of it. It's five segments. Love it. Starting Wednesday.

Roan will be here Wednesday and Thursday. Is Sass coming? I don't think so. I texted him. He said he didn't know if he had an invite. Anytime he ever wants. Standing invite. And please buy tickets if you're in Chicago. Oh. Anytime he ever wants. Standing invite. Standing invite. And please buy tickets if you're in Chicago. It's going to be awesome.

Wednesday night, we're going to do a bunch of stuff in the arena. You're going to get to watch two basketball games. Anus will be recorded up in the nosebleeds. If anybody visiting wants to just hop on the show. Oh, love that. So buy tickets. Put the link in there. I'll be filming from the floor. Yeah, so the footage we'll use for the YouTube will be from the game oh hell yes six o'clock start right six o'clock is the first game tip off second game

is eight o'clock mississippi state and arizona state yeah 545 national anthem yep also i reviewed the tape winner i the the timer Winner. The timer. Stop doing that. Stop doing that. You need another celebration. The timer goes off the screen. So you guys started the timer before I started running. You sound like one of these conspiracy people after an election. That's exactly right. Good point, Mincy. Get him, Mincy.

Get his ass. Interesting. Interesting how that happened. No, it's not. You lost. Stop doing that. Stop how that happened. No, it's not. You lost. Stop doing that. Stop doing that. That's fine.

That's fine. Unfortunately, that's better. Keeps doing black power every time. Why does his left arm get it cranked up? This white boy's crazy. Oh, he's not even white. Shit.

Change into your shoes? This very white Asian is crazy. This white Asian's crazy. I was joking. Yes! Yes! Thank you, Mr. Hockey. Hockey gloves for Titus.

Perfect. Hell yeah. So refresh my memory on the act basketball rules. So we're going to tip the ball off center court. Okay. And traveling doesn't matter. Out of bounds doesn't matter. Fouls don't matter.

You just have to score a basket. Once you score a basket, you're off the court. Like you don't pass, though. It's just once you get the ball. Individual. It's basically 20. It's like, yeah, it's individual. It's like a hybrid of full court 21.

Battle Royale. Rugby-ish. Oh, yeah. We're not. Yeah, he's fine. He's going to be fine. He doesn't even have to dribble. He's fine.

Oh. Oh, okay. Did he make that? No. All right, Connor, you want to tip us off? Che, you're in this too. TJ, you narrate, and then if you score, you get off the court. And come back here.

Come do play-by-play. Everyone please buy Barstool Invitational tickets. And buy the ugly sweaters, please. My dad texted me the number for how much student loan debt I'm in, and it's way more staggering than I thought it was. So let's sell some shirts, guys. That promotion lasts through Cyber Monday, but all of the bonus money splits evenly between all of the behind-the-scenes people.

And you know I love my chatters. So please, God, help me feed my family. Everyone gets in. Fasoli, throw the tip off. History in the making here. Oh, Jesus. Get him, dude. DC, what?

There goes Titus. Titus, if he splashed the first shot, that would have been super embarrassing for the gang. Brandon going fully out of bounds. Oh, that would have been clean yeah no one's come anywhere close oh there goes Oh! Let him shoot! Let him shoot! Oh! If you want to see more of this, but with an audience, Barstool Invitational Wednesday. Big Cat. Off the rim.

I'll be refereeing that on the court. Means, uh... Mincy! I'll be refereeing that on the court means uh... Mintzy! They can't control- uh, Brandon controlling tempo. He's getting worse colored. This is... this is... this is... This is... Let. Oh! This is... Let's go, Moog! Might need a medic, dude.

Uh-oh. Brandon might be legitimately injured. Oh, no. Oh, my days! Oh, my days! Ah! There we go. Oh no, big guy. Oh my days! There we go. I ran out of gas here. Holy shit.

I think Brandon is legitimately hurt. I think you turn off the sound of the quarter. Or no. Yeah. Holy shit. This is going to suck when we have to do it in front of everyone again. Oh, Brando. Oh. Oh, no.

There's nothing more demoralizing than missing and being like, God damn it. You got to run down the other end. Yeah. Oh, that was tough. On your first missed layup, I was out of gas. Yeah, me too. Oh, see, Nick is sneaky good at this because he picks his spots. And he's long.

And he's pretty fast. Whoa. Oh. Oh. Our first alliance. He's going to pass. Oh, Nick. Oh.

Mincy's doing great. He's got the endurance. Oh. Mincy. Step back. Oh. No. doing great he's got the endurance Oh mincy step back oh no Titus oh he's gonna go for three mo Mook. No. Oh, tight is good. Take it to the hole, Titus. It still isn't a gimme. No, what are you doing? Oh, Jesus.

There you go, Titus. Take it to the rack. Oh. Even with hockey gloves, that's not a play. All right, Brandon's got it here. He's going to the rack. He's gassed. Oh, no.

He's got to the rack. He's gassed. Oh, no. He's got to make this. Oh, shit. Oh, man. It's getting to the sad part. It's getting to the sad part. I think if we were at the stadium, I would have had to give them a second ball right now. Go back to the sound court. I want to hear, try to get

KB. KB's got stamina, so he should be decent at this. Yeah, there's probably not a lot. Mincy is good at this. Mincy! Yeah! Mincy!

Mincy! Okay, so now it's just KB, Nick, Tidus, Mincy. Okay, so now it's just KB. KB, Nick, Mook, Titus, and Brandon. Nick is our reigning last place champion. The breathing is so... I know, it's like you can either listen to me breathe heavy or them breathe heavy. Mook. Oh, Brandon's back.

Oh, here we go, Brandon. Frank's out there now, too. Who was last place in the L.A. one when we did it outside? I can't remember. All right, Brandon's resetting the offense up top. Yeah, pace. He tried to check ball. He tried to check ball.

Oh, no. Oh. You can't check ball, Brandon. KB. Checking balls backfired him now twice in the basketball. He keeps trying to pass. Brandon, he needs to score. I should have stepped over him when he had him down there.

I missed a spot there. This is a big shot for him. He's nothing he's got nothing left it looks a lot like that mississippi let's go nick he's trying to score like that mississippi state offense let's go nick it's tough scene there you go nick oh all right this titus titus is still shooting I don't know why he – here we go. I've never seen a person wearing an open flannel in basketball. This might take a long time now. We're in the weeds. They just got to score.

KB for three. Yeah, KB. He called that glass. Yes. Okay, we got four left. the final four brandon for three nope mook with a great fucking rebound and he's going coast to coast he's going coast to coast oh no he picked up his dribble good thing he's got another one but not dribbling and being able to double dribble is a sneaky advantage. Oh, yeah, I think you like on a fast break Oh crap. You just go to right to the lane. All right, here we go tight. This is good here. Oh No, everything's short

T B you ended a Little bit very sweaty. This is a problem. Yeah This got harder, I think. Training for distance running did not help me. These are like 11-foot rims, too. Oh, Brandon. This is his time. Oh, nice move.

Nice move. He's mad at Titus for playing defense. Nick. Yeah. You just told me to stop playing defense. Nick. Yeah. You just told me to stop playing defense. Did you not? Did you not say stop playing defense? He said stop playing defense.

You really said stop playing defense. Down to three. All right. Titus, Mook, and Brandon. Titus and Mook potentially strategizing. Okay. Oh, no. Here comes Brandon.

Nate McMillan offense here. Okay. Oh, no. Here comes Brandon. Nate McMillan offense here. Slowly bringing the ball up. Good job, Nick. His legs have to be gone. He's looking for a pick. Pick left. I don't want to lose.

I don't want to lose. That is a tough shot. Oh. Come on, Mook. I don't know if the analytics guy is an NBA player. There you go, Mook, to the hole. Yes. Brandon versus Titus.

Oh, this should be good. Nice. Mook, you're done. We have a barely sports battle. Mook, good job. Barely sports. I like barely sports. Playoffs, mostly sports. Barely sports. I like barely sports. Playoffs, mostly sports.

That was funny. I thought it was. It is. Brandon's trying to check the game. TJ's in his feels. Come on, TJ. That was a funny joke. Barely sports.

The show's great. No hate on it. Oh, here we go. Oh, no. Mook, you're a baller. Brandon needs it here. Oh. Oh.

Oh, not even close. He's out. Oh, no. He's done. He's on the court. Titus. He's going to shoot a three. Oh, yes.

Now he's got to go the other way. Yep. What a bold strategy. Oh, Brandon's back up. Oh, this is going to be a migraine. Oh, no. Oh. He's going, just stop.

He's pulling out the leg. Just stop for a second. We're not even playing anymore. Talk real for me for a second. I got kids. He's going wrestling. Heel manager trying to lull him to sleep. Give me the ball.

Give me the foot. Give me a foot. I promise I'll shoot a layup. Oh. Oh. Jab step. He doesn't realize. Oh, no. Terrible.

He doesn't realize he can just run to the hoop with the ball. Without dribbling. Yeah. And he's like 6'5". Titus wants a three. Titus is just obsessed with pulling up. Fuck! Pull, Brandon. Pull.

Pull, Brandon. Right here. You got it. Logo. Oh! You got it! Logo. Ohhhh! You said half-court! You didn't go half-court, you were right here! Get the fuck in the room! Goddamnit!

These guys aren't even going at each other, this is the pussification of AAU basketball right here. Brandon, he's wearing hockey gloves. Break him down. Just get him. Just take it to the hole. There we go. Take it to the hole, Brandon. Take it to the hole.

Yes. There you go. Back him down. Oh. Oh. Oh him down. Oh! Oh! Yeah, that's the one he needed. He used every last trick in his book there.

Oh, no, Brandon. Oh, no. Oh, man. Oh, no. Is there some kind of punishment for the loser? Yeah, mousetrap. He's on the rundown set now.

Oh, no, Brandon. He does look pretty rundown. Way to go, Titus. Oh, my God. Way to go. We do have to fix the rims. The hockey gloves weren't so, like like I felt like I could shoot it, but at the same time my thumb was –

Yeah, you kept on shooting threes though. But I wanted to make a three so bad. I saw it in my head. You were close enough. Yeah, you could have done it. I saw it swishing a three, and it looked so cool in my head. What was the saddest thing that Brandon said to you there? Because we thought that he was doing the thing where he stopped and was like

Alright, this isn't a game anymore like Can we appreciate how sweaty mook is right now? You're so out of shape Get red like that too. I'm fucking done. He just kept saying, forget the cameras. He's like, just come on. And we'll be doing that at the Invitational. That's right. Should there be a penalty for somebody? So we have an allotted time.

15 minutes or so. 10 minutes. I think it's like 8 minutes. Last year, I think, last year we had to introduce a second ball. How long did that take? Yeah, we won't make you do the hockey gloves. No, no, no. Maybe the drunk gloves. I could have made a layup.

Yeah, that's true. And I was choosing to... Because I just wanted the challenge. And then the challenge got away from me. You also have to remember there will be a 7 foot tall guy trying to block your shot. That was also just great that Brandon just used everything he had on that last move. Yeah. And he just didn't have anything left after that.

Brandon, come on. We got to spin the wheel. Time out. It's great because he does. I came in early this morning as I was doing some work, and I saw Brandon here just shooting by himself. Yeah. And so when he gives the reports that he's the best basketball player here,

it's just him shooting by himself. Making some of them. Oh, my God. And we have very special guest Zico Elliott on the show. Yeah. And we have very special guest Zika Elliott on the show. Brandon? When did you guys get here? Oh, man.

What happened on that last one? Give us a play. Walk us through it. Yeah, walk us through that play. It was too easy. I stared at the basket. It was just me in the basket i was a foot away and i choked i tried to pull the chair on you and you know i was too quick for that yeah i was too quick too quick all post moves were on point you played it all perfectly yeah miss the finish everything was on point except uh i think i forgot how to uh play basketball well you also

like i don't know why you weren't just traveling well i did travel a little bit but i don't believe in that so oh okay so i i believe in playing the right way that was the move that was it oh there's a replay he used all his spins that was all i had yeah and you broke him down. Oh, you had it. I don't know why I put a little English on the ball at the end. Oh, no. It's tough. Oh, no. And you didn't have to look back at me like this. He did the Shawn Michaels.

I'm sorry. I love you. That was Shawn Michaels saying I'm sorry to the red player. Stephen Che did black power as he finished that layup. Yeah, he did. No, he didn't. He's like, tight as. Oh, scored on D1 player.

You're playing D. He was not playing D. Titus, I'm sorry for that. I apologize for that. That is something Che is going to tell everyone now. I really greatly apologize for what just happened. That's my fault for introducing you to Stephenven shay in general scored pretty easily on him too yeah yeah someone's down nobody would say that no one would say that some might all right

let's let's spin the wheel tj so yeah buy tickets wednesday night it's gonna be incredible shay ran a suicide slower than ben manson he's walking out of here thinking he won twice twice twice twice mincy you quite literally faster both you you got out what second Che ran a suicide slower than Ben Mance. He did. He's walking out of here thinking he won twice. Twice. Twice. Twice. Mincey, you got out what, second? I think I was third. How did Big Cat and Nick? Mincey, what do you think?

Do you think you won or he won? The suicide? Yeah. Look, the data says I won. Who am I to question the data? That's a great point. TJ, put those times in a spreadsheet and tweet them out. Look, the data never lies, right? Nope.

Nope. Nope. What is it? Whoa, Brandon. Was that audible? Yeah. Okay. Barry.

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Wet wouldn't hurt my feelings. Wet would be fine right now. Wet would be fine. I like how we're like, that's such a bad wheel and we're like, yes, dry. Tomorrow's wet. It's so bad. Tomorrow's so bad. Alright, well, thank you, everyone. Please subscribe.

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Those are the type of guys that are going to get paid for this. Let's make Mook a millionaire. Let's make Mook a millionaire. Che, we're going to have to play one-on-one. Mook can't even talk. Yeah. Mook can't even talk.

Yeah, you guys are going to have to play one-on-one. Mook, technically, you're right. On film. Play one-on-one right now to five. I mean, he's going to smoke Play one-on-one right now to five. I mean, he's going to smoke me one-on-one. But you did. He has to wear the gloves. Oh, he has to wear the gloves?

No, he doesn't have to wear the gloves. Never mind. All right, we'll do that tomorrow. Okay. All right. Titus, this is eating up at you. Well, I mean, it's eating up at me. No, no, no.

Honest to God, I'm okay with Che saying he scored on me. I'm not okay because that's, like, ambiguous. I'm not okay with Che literally, factually running slower than Ben Mance and saying I beat him. That honestly bothers me more than... Because scoring on me is ambiguous. You ran it slower, Che. I need to hear you say that you ran it slower.

Which time? The second time, especially. The second time it was scored slower, but the clock started before I ran it. No. Clock went off the screen. Watch the tape. I cut the clips for this. Lies., but the clock started before I ran. It's pretty, no clock went off the screen. Watch the tape. I cut, I cut the,

I cut the clips for this lies. The power to go back in time. Lies. Mincy, big dub for you today. Thank you. Good job, man.

Thank you. Good to be here. All right. We'll see everyone tomorrow. It's the act. It's the act. Get your straws, yeah, silence, hey, for a while. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act.

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