The Yak - The First Ever Yak Halloween Costume Contest | The Yak 10-31-24

Episode Date: October 31, 2024

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. Trick or treat! Why not? Oh Oh Yeah, grow back calm promo code yak 20% off your first purchase cues This polos hoodies joggers shorts row back calm promo code. Yeah, TJ. Can you send me that? That was incredible Gallow he's the best shit the best he's the man Hey, Kate Kate is a skeleton, but whose skeleton am I? Yours, no, it's not broken

Osteoporosis, can I figure this out? Hold on okay Normal uh-huh The hell is that ass? That's a taint like something. It's a real giant crack. That's what is high ass crack How's the high max is skeleton? That's a real high ass. It's a high ass. Cat in the hat. Yeah, I thought he... That's pretty good.

Yeah. Kyle, you're a girl ghost buster. Thank you, Nick. What the fuck, dude? I'm Garfield. Nick is Dodger. I'm a Brooklyn Dodger or I'm an LA Dodger. Congrats to that.

Big fan. And Danny and Brandon are? I'm the Ben Affleck meme. Oh, yeah, you were. That picture was awesome. Oh, yeah, you were that oh Look just like it. That's the best one and Brandon. You just didn't dress up what the fuck unbelievable, dude. What a dickhead Britain we do this every year we dress up. We've never done this every fucking year. We dress up for always firmly established It's our special Halloween episode last year. I was Optimus Prime this year. I'm cat in the Hat. Every year we- You didn't dress up last year, you didn't dress up last

year. Why are we talking about that? We're not talking about last year. You weren't here last year. We discussed this ad nauseam. You were pregnant probably. It was. Let me give you a little quote. The past is for cowards and losers. Mike Dicka said that. He's literally in the past. We're talking about this today. All right. I don't think just because it's a certain day in the calendar, I should have to talk about it. Oh, you nailed that, Danny. Plus it's Jersey Day. All right.

So I think Brandon has to go to the green screen room and find a costume. No. Yeah, why not? Come on. Nobody told me I had to dress up. There's costumes in there. Just go get yourself one. What's in there?

Everything. Your imagination can go wild. I have an idea for costume Brandon Scrooge That's Christmas. It's not Halloween being a real screw right now I'm sorry. I didn't I didn't think you were all gonna dress up everybody the boots change dress up I believe you're a know I just got your that clip wait so Che your Kool-Aid Zah what are you

oh yeah I'm an I'm an astronaut oh yeah and then Blutman's on the sticks today I don't really like Halloween that was perfect Oh, yeah, and then Blutman's on the sticks today. I don't really like Halloween That was perfect time to go go go you awesome. Oh, this is fun costume up get it going this Brandon I spent $480 this morning you did you Brandon just so, you're going to have to buy presents on Christmas, too. I don't know if anyone told you.

He is so anti-Halloween. If he just said it's like a Christian thing, I would respect that. That's all he has to say. I think it is. I don't think he's going to say it. He can just say that and like, oh, I respect your religion. Admit it.

So obviously, he's going to keep coming out with new costumes and we're going to keep sending him back. Yeah, that's not good enough. Not good enough. Wait, is he trapping us into a lawsuit right now? Oh yeah, he might be. Yeah, religious beliefs. Smart. I, when I put this on this morning, I snuck downstairs to try to get a coffee and I like peeked out the corner. I didn't want anybody to see me because I feel, I feel like I look gay. No. You are a World Series champion.

That's the, yeah. That was the last Dodgers jersey they had left. And I go downstairs and I don't see anybody so I walk to the coffee machine and there was somebody sitting in the booth like that you can't see when you look out and it was, I'd imagine a part of my take guest. It was Bruce Harian. It was Bruce Harian.

Yes, yes, he's on the football show as well. Yeah. The BA was here. I was like, hey. He's the man. I don't think he liked was here. I was like, hey. He's the man. I don't think he'd like my costume. I think he's fine with it. He's one of those guys.

He's cool with everything. Just be thankful it wasn't John Gruden. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'm a pro football. I'm a pro football one. Yeah. Did Che get a sniff?

Che got a sniff. Che, to Ninja Marles, pardon my Che. Che got a couple questions in. Love that. Yeah. Nice. What would the cool, cool Kool-Aid man say? I do ninja miles part of my Jake Jake Jay got a couple questions in love that yeah Nice, what would the cool? I would cool cool aid man say oh? Yeah Cool space AIDS man. Brandon not dressing up.

By Hombug. Tough. That was crazy yesterday that game, huh? The baseball game? The fifth inning for the Yankees. Those guys have to be pretty upset. Yeah. Game six on Friday though.

But do you think like a part of that is like they know they're not gonna win? They're not gonna win. No, I mean they like- In seven. Yeah, it's a long flight. It's like why bother? It's never been done. We're already here.

But they lost in the most comically terrible Little League fashion. It was three errors in the fifth, where Aaron Judges dropped the easy catch. Then there was a throwing error to third, and then Garret Cole just didn't cover first base. On the grounder. They were checked out. Got to the point where the Dodgers

should have tried the Little League strategy of just once you hit the ball, just never stop running. Yeah, hold the bat. Let them throw the ball all over the place. There was a balk, there was catcher interference. Yeah. Oh. Hold the bat while you're running.

Yeah. Real Little League should run backwards. Yeah. It's tough to feel sympathy for Yankees fans, too. No. No. I would have liked to see more baseball, but I wasn't. Like, I was rooting for the Dodgers to win the series

But I would have I wanted a Friday night game just cuz it would have been fun Yeah, I like seeing teams celebrate on like their home field too. Yeah, whoo Ryan. What are you? sloth Well no no no no no no no no no no oh yeah, when's the parade? Why are you why are you moving so fast? Oh yeah. You can't, you have to be. No, no, Ryan, we'll see you later. You have to be a method actor, that's what I'm saying.

No, Ryan, we'll see you later. All right, but Ryan. Ryan, Ryan, come back over here, come here. Come in here, come in here here come all the way in here Okay Ryan we'll see you later. You're a sloth So goodbye Slow like a sloth like a sloth there we go

When we check back in five, I don't want you to be lost the camera I think it's usually crawl The whole show Ryan's just trying to get away from us there it is good slug All right, let's keep yacking will check back in like It's fun to dress up. It is. Halloween just needs to, I don't know people who don't like Halloween. Are there? Brandon.

It's hard to dislike. I can see you being like indifferent. Like seven, 16 year olds. Totally understand you not liking Halloween they're saying I'm a culture changer is what they're saying around the office really they're saying yeah that's what they're saying the word spreading fast and I was like I don't hero stuff like that I don't I think that's a little strong but they're just saying we didn't really do costumes so you came along and

I just thought it's true it's a true shift so paradigm shift do we have any idea like I've seen a couple costumes I think there's some really good ones everyone feels like they're dressed up. There's a couple people. I don't know who they are How are we gonna decide the winner? I like a good DIY Like something that's never been done. Yeah made. Yeah, okay, but no, but I'm saying like, oh, do we do we have the parade? Maybe three finalists and then I don't know I would I want to see people very Yeah, we have a busy bad to come dizzy. Oh, I don't want people to break character. I do have the pumpkin hell Oh, you should've given that to Brandon. Oh, duh. Oh, I wish I'd done that. We'll give it to him when he comes. Yeah, okay How do we feel about pun?

costumes pun cost on costumes I Listen, I'm doing one tomorrow. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. What are you doing? I'm doing a vampire weekend going as the weekend, but with fangs How are you going to be the weekend hmm I Think I'm not going great question. I don't I'm not gonna be able I'm not go like both. I'm not gonna be him I'm going to go as like the literal weekend like pajamas like shit like so yeah, I Like that. Thank you. Are you gonna do a chimney sweep again? No? A lot of suit from last year you bought a lifetime supply and put it all on one go that was ridiculous Like not even funny.

That's just bad and ridiculous. I just kept on getting texts from that party, Chef Donny's party. That was also ridiculous. That people sent. Not be taking pics and sending that around. That could have ruined my life. But you also did a giant Halloween party faux pas as another one. You brought over a friend that none of us have ever met and he was in a turban, but that wasn't his costume

He was just a Right you brought over a turban friend, but I was my hard launch of my Muslim friend You can't bring a turban friend to a Halloween party first time um I didn't know he was coming And I didn't want to also be like So yeah, this is my friend it's not a car wasn't wearing a costume no, and I went up to him I was like old choice Holy shit, dude That's hilarious. Yeah, try to replicate that every year just bring a different dude Yeah, yeah bring like a bring like a Muslim woman. Just like a hijab?

Yeah. Like, no, this is just my friend. Why do you guys keep thinking this? Yeah. You seriously think this is a costume? No. You crushed yours, Danny. I didn't even realize it.

That's my bad. It might be the best. I was made for this role. Did you have to buy anything, or was that all stuff you had? It's all stuff. I had wow Is nodding off a part of something he did well. He just always goes Yeah, he's miserable didn't we say did you say he's the straightest man in the world. Yeah, I think so I think he's up there. He doesn't like doing anything

And he always has hot girl. He had yeah, you had on a darmas, and he was like pissed yeah Yeah, remember that clip of him getting in like a it was like a very like relatable like fight getting out of a car with Jennifer Lopez yep really chill yeah smile No, he's too straight too straight to be happy around a woman Him getting all those dunkin coffees at his front door just pissed. Oh yeah. Just trying to spill them all. I'm gonna switch it up. I can't hear anything. I'm so excited to see what Brandon comes back with. He's taking a long time.

He's been gone for quite some time. A long time. Could have just left. Yeah. We could have offended him. You're a rather yellow Garfield. So Hank was saying that. Do you think this Garfield's too yellow? I think it is yellow. Very yellow. Garfield is orange, but I'm fine with it. What color is Heathcliff?

No, that's Clifford Clifford. I'm thinking he's close yellow, right? What are you? What are you I'm wearing this thing, but what are you so I'm wearing this thing. I'm saved by the bell. Is there some long boxers? Yeah, it's not doing it for me. That's not a costume, that's an outfit. That literally looks like a shirt you'd wear.

That's just yours. No, it's a full jumper. That's something Chief would unironically wear on a summer Saturday. Wait, hold on, put the pumpkin on your head. Wait, what if we did a pun? He could be saved by the hell. That's something chief would unironically wear on a summer Saturday. Yeah, wait, hold on put a pumpkin on He could be saved by the hell Sorry, but I'm not gonna play along with your game it's not how words work I was so excited to see where that was going saved by the house. You're gonna do it

Try again Brandon try one more time on try again Brandon you need to take this seriously come on We're worried about you. We were fucking come on wait put the pumpkin on though for a second Let's just see I don't know if it's gonna fit on his head. I carved it out as much as I could Hopefully it doesn't ruin your hair You just look good in that oh You just look good in that. Oh, oh, oh, oh. No. That's gotta be pretty disappointing to know your head's too big for a...

The biggest, the biggest fruit. That's a huge... Are they gourds? Yeah, come here. Let's see if it fits on his head. You don't have a costume, Jack. I know. What?

Too cool for school? I bought something yesterday. Put the pumpkin on. That's the biggest spoon I've ever seen you carrying. What do you do with that big spoon? Why is there burnt marks under the spoon? I'm actually being a hundred dollar bill. You think we're a live show.

Do you think anybody can hear you? No. Can you put the pumpkin on? No, it's gross. Why? You don't have a costume. You don't have a costume. Put the pumpkin on. know can you put the pumpkin on? Why you don't have a costume you don't have a costume put the pumpkin on that's to put the pumpkin Anybody white socks Dave is doesn't have a costume. He told me he would yesterday. I looked me in the eyes damn it What a jerk I there has to be a punishment for not playing along I overheard him today He got in and all he said was oh shit

I forgot I have to go change and he went home changed and came back just wearing golf like a golf zip-up I was like is that your Halloween costume and he never answered so he's gonna say he's like Tiger Woods or something I don't know. I think it might have been unrelated like he has like a golf photo shoot or something To find out. Hmm, so Kate, are you going to wrangle everyone up? I guess around 1230. In my head I was picturing like hundreds of people circling the gym. I think it's going to be a little sad.

No. No, there are a lot of costumes. I got treats to hand out to all the kids. And I did hear that Mincy was talking a big game mincy Text me yeah, which he rarely does but when he does it's About him. Yeah, and he was just like I'm gonna knock everybody's socks off today. I'll read it verbatim actually it's Cuz like he doesn't text me very often. I'm going all out for yak costume contest. It's going to be my best ever I think Best ever because the costume

I saw he had on this morning was not no. He was just uncle Sam. Yeah It was a robe with a hat again, I wish I Wish I wish we had more than I wish like a week ago. You had told him we were giving $10,000 cash prize Yeah, I think we really could have fucking Seen something special happen. Next year, put a reminder. Yeah, next year.

He would have gone crazy because his initial instinct was, how much? Yeah. Yeah. Which is a crazy thing to do. Yeah, Che, write that down somewhere. Next Halloween, like a month out, tell Mencie we're giving out like a... TJ just is Blutman. He's Blutman.

When I see him walking away, I think it's him every single... I fall for it every time. Yeah. Jesus is Blutman. He's bought when I see him walking away I thought I think it's him every sick. I fall for it every time. Yeah, he is Blutman Yeah, Blutman are you excited for Halloween? Do you like candy? No, I don't really like eating candy too much Oh TJ your Yankees fan how'd that go fucking the worst? Like slowest like I don't know. It's just such a collapse. They're never gonna win one It's gonna never gonna win up if they're not they don't win one with this roster They're gonna lose Soto and then be worse next year like that. This was their best chance in this era of the Yankees windows closed

Windows closed if Soto leaves the team how they're gonna get discernibly worse. How do they make it past game five of the World Series? Damn. Yeah. There's nothing worse than closing a window. Judge is sneaky old. Yeah he's like 37. At least. What? No I think he's like 32. I was laughing my ass off at that dude round in third real slow. Oh John Carlo? Can't run. Yeah, he just couldn't run. He's slow but even in that clip I was laughing my ass off that dude round in third real slow. Oh John Carlo can't yeah that he just couldn't run It's he's slow, but even in that clip. I was like holy shit. How are you this not even though there we go That is good there you go Brandon That's perfect, and we don't have to see you anymore when when wait Kate. We should make him a hell tart

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Okay, you gotta go in the tart. Someone get up in there for him. Ew, I know it smells crazy in there. Did you take that from my office? No. Oh, I have one as well. What? Yeah.

Should I go be a Pop Tart too? They do come in packs of two. Should we double Pop Tarts? He's got it oh Does this one work That's great you're actually this is the most I've ever liked you good job see me yeah best you ever looked Look at that. All right. This is a fun holiday.

I like this. You're going to get free candy, dude. I get free candy every day. Where? How? Wherever there's candy. You steal? Yeah.

So what have y'all been doing? We've been just yakking. Kate had that bad pun. Oh, the hell. I was here for that one. The hell. Can't really get over. Saved by the hell.

Has anybody else tried to put on the pumpkin no no Jack McCarthy refused he's a bad sport respect names literally Jack let's should we go oh yeah there's the pun yeah the Jack-o-lantern Jack-o-Macarthur yeah yeah we haven't talked right there Kate McCarthy lantern um oh, oh what? Don't show don't show don't show don't show do we know what that he has that on wrong? He has it on wrong genuinely couldn't tell you I think you put it on like sideways Take you put his torso through the armhole All right, so we got it. We got to kind of quickly figure out how we're gonna do this parade So they come out should we have them say what they are so I like the idea that we have to

Because we should you should be able to I should be able to look at you and know exactly what you are so like we Like kind of just say what we think they are and I guess they tell us whether we're right or wrong I think we don't know what they are. They're fucking out Yeah, yeah, unless what if it's a really creative yeah but that's a problem because a lot of the pun costumes we didn't know obvious right away we didn't know what Danny was right it's terrific Danny is you should know what if it's a pun or something we kind of have to figure it out I think first oh yeah we'll try and then if it's somebody

who you can't tell at all who they are like they're fully covered we have to make them do a couple things to like try and suss out who they are. I think we should eliminate half right off the bat and then maybe take the good half and maybe like have them say something or. Should be like a dog show? Yeah, no it should, it should be a dog show. We should have them come out one at a time,

do a little something in the middle. Twirl, do a twirl. Do something with their costume if you're a cat, you like cleaning your face. And we could just immediately say whether they've been eliminated. And we go check. They're going to tell you.

Yeah, yeah. And then we'll just, we won't even keep track of who we're moving on. But when they move on, then we'll just figure out from the second group. That sounds perfect. Right, yeah. That sounds exactly chaotic.

Sounds very disorganized. Yes, I love it. Extremely disorganized. Yeah, very vague. It's just like in or out. Yep. And then all the ins will have come back. It's just like in or out. Yep. And then all the ins will have come back and we're like, wait, we picked the in. And the great thing about this system is we'll all agree on whether people should be in or

out. Correct. We'll all say it at the exact same time. Say the same thing. Does anybody want to get wasted? Oh. I can't, but I want to. What do we got?

I'll make Nick juice. Oh. I don't want like something, I want something like little tasty almost Nick juice is the tastiest Nick juice is what vodka? Yeah It's a hard word Not for our tongue. I'll make oh, it's not vodka vodka. So we're I do not want vodka Unless it's mixed. We should get, are they gonna get dizzy? Oh yeah, they have to get dizzy.

Yeah, should we do a dizzy royale? Like see who's the last person who stopped spinning? Whoa, yeah! Or a cash prize. Wait, wait. That should be a later round though, right? Dizzy Royale. Yeah, that should be a later round for sure. We disqualify or if they impress us with being, if they do a dizzy they can move on to the next? We can't get everybody dizzy. Yeah, we'll do a dizzy they can move on to the next we can't get everybody dizzy Yeah, we'll do a dizzy Royale at the end with like five people and see who can Stay the dizziest

Who can yeah Yeah, like do you think you could spin for a minute wait that should be the first round then half people are eliminated Yes, keep dividing who can spin the longest yeah? So I want to see a bunch of people spin. Oh, she's I know Simon says that'd be cool to and red like green light Should we do dizzy red light green light so at red light you have to spin yes Absolutely Brandon hey isn't this the best this is so good man. I'm on really enjoy it Oh, absolutely. Brandon? Hey.

Isn't this the best? This is so good, man. This is fun. I really enjoy it. It's a lot of fun. Do like a miniature man voice, like pretend you're tiny. Pretend you're a Pop-Tart.

Oh, I'm a Pop-Tart. Oh, look at me. That's good. Sounds just like a Pop-Tart. I'm frosted. Help, don't eat me! Yaaay! Say, uh, what are you doing with that toaster?

What are you doing with that toaster? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck yeah, man. Now how do you feel? I'll be a little bit ornery about it. Yeah. What are you doing with that toaster? No, no, no.

Stubborn. Yeah. How would a Pop-Tart be stubborn? How would a Pop-Tart be anything? That's my question. Ask Che. It's from his favorite movie. How would a Pop-Tart be anything?

The hole's not big enough. I've heard that before. No, you haven't. No, you hole's not big enough No, you have What does Garfield do besides I say I hate Mondays What does Garfield do besides I say I hate Mondays? He was on. He was on. Sleep a lot? You're Odie colored. Shit.

Yeah. Yeah, you got the wrong coloring. Yep. God damn it. I think he's always taking John's spot in the recliner too. Fuck Arlene a lot. Does he fuck Arlene? Isn't that the girl?

She might not be around anymore. You hate normal. I have a... Normal's funny. I have a digital doctor's appointment at two o'clock because I think I might have a kidney stone again Should I keep the costume on yes? Yeah, I think so yeah stay in character first off apologies That is you know I don't know if it is I just have had it's the fucking worst I know I just feel like I have I've had one before and I think I'm

Once you have one you're more proud. Yeah, Nick more I cannot believe you passed one. Yeah, and I Birds nest oh In the bathroom or yep a little peeing and it just stopped for like a split second, but I still felt and then it yeah That's oh, and I did it It was like cuz it's you know you have it cuz it's like it's pain And it's also like you feel like you had to pee all the time Yep, and I peed and it was just like I heard a plunk yeah, stop and you could see it and I immediately like I

Like went out. I like drank as much as I fucking could yeah one to ten how painful it I mean It's like eight points eight whoa yeah, that's a fair. Yeah, it's a fair ranking. I think Cuz you got to save something for 10. Yeah, I think my baseline is childbirth is 5. Yeah Yeah appendicitis Unprepared childbirth is 5. Yeah Hospitalized one would be like a 3 watching a football game with chaise like a 7 and a half That's a 7 and a half. Not quite a kidney stone Being in the room with somebody going through childbirth was like a seven. Oh, yeah

Oh sleeping in the room getting your hand squeezed by a woman pushing out a baby Ouchie Yeah, why do they do that You're struggling over there. Yeah, I am mark Can't get my head Yeah, there you go Fuck that was easy You know it's a was crowning. It was tight on my neck on my neck

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Just admit you're not a Halloween guy. I'm just like, don't like Halloween. It makes him so uncomfortable. Yeah, we're going to fucking roast you and belittle you and call you an idiot for like an hour, but then it'll be over. Until next year and then we'll do it again. Yeah, then we'll just keep doing it. And actually next year we'll probably do it a lot in the lead up to it.

Right. Yeah. So what can you just say? But other than that. Yeah. He doesn't like Halloween. All right Kate, do you wanna wrangle these people? Yeah, let's start lining everybody up.

Are these for our consumption? Yes, they're fair game for anyone. I have a bunch more. So we should, so Kate, do you wanna send people one by one to the middle of the court? To the middle or should they walk right across, right in front? TJ, where should they go? Right there? Okay, perfect.

And they could, yeah, so they, so right in front of the, Kate, right in front of the chains, yeah, right there they should spin around and do a little, yeah. Okay. Hey man, it's okay if you hate Halloween I just want you to know we're not gonna make fun of you you have you all you ever do is make fun of me about this no we're not gonna make fun of you if you say you say you hate Halloween you don't observe Halloween I don't have to say I hate Halloween but you do so obviously you hate Halloween just say

it's a stupid holiday where adults dress up and it's interfering with Jersey. So do you hate Halloween? Oh Lord. Just say you hate Halloween. I will not say it. Why not? I will not say it now. I will not say it how. Nice. You got it Matty? This is so simple. You can just be like I hate Halloween. You don't like it either. I love Halloween. You don't like either. I love Halloween. You don't like it either Kyle. I Fucking love Halloween little kids. Oh, that's the best I Dropped my son off today in a Mario costume was the cutest thing I've ever seen I only have kids, but I find it is cute I don't know of it. I'm passing out on the stoop today balsamic vinaigrette for me in front of kids what I Do have a little bit of an issue to address

Thanks, what is it? My wife bought the candy for Halloween about two weeks ago. Full-size candy bars. She doesn't know that I found it. How many are left? There's been a significant dent. So I don't know what...I think there's going to be a moment tonight where it's like, who who got into this candy How many king-size candies did you consume one a night for the last two weeks? Oh, that's not that many that is a lot one a night for the last two weeks weeks

That's 14 king-size candies. I would say five a night would be a lot one a night isn't a lot No one a night for one candy bar a day. I think is a lot. No, it's keeps it. Yeah if you do that every day. Yeah, the doctor away. Oh, you're right. That's what it is. Hmm I'm gonna maybe buy some more You got any how many pieces do you have to give out? I bought this king-size one I bought yeah, but like I bought 200 total full-size bars Yeah, and then you just say then you just turn off your lights. Okay that's gonna go through fast I bet. Yeah probably will but then yeah turn off your light. I spent $200 at Costco on those bags of candy. What else did you get? I got told I got told that our neighborhood but they said this in the

other neighborhood I lived into that Halloween's different here and like you got to be really fucking prepared you're not gonna believe how many kids so yeah They scared me, but do you feel a responsibility in the biggest house? Yeah? Oh, dude? Yeah, I Do live in a king-size candy bar house? Yeah, and are you giving king-size? No We can probably go back to Costco and get some other food if you run out of candy I could yeah Yeah, my house is the size where they're expecting like the Snickers, but there's only like one letter on them. The little guys. Yeah.

Jerry said he spent $750. I love that. I love that. That's a guy who respects holiday. Jerry just borrowed $750 from me. Jerry's guy's always going to spend $750. All right. Are they all down there? I think so. I gonna spend $750. Okay. All right, are they all down there? I think so. I think we're ready. Okay, so we're just saying in or out? Yeah, I think so.

Did you tell them that? Nope. Tell them that. Okay. Say, we're gonna say in or out. Everyone who's in, stick around. Everyone who's out can go back to work. One at a time, they walk by?

Yeah. I'm excited. Oh, you like the... Nick, is this a brand's product? No. Okay, this is as bad as it gets It's a tequila do oh Yeah, it's not doesn't they don't mix well the product is a separate it's separate fantastic Sure, I knew maybe yeah yeah all right. They got okay

How many of these do we have line around a little punch we have more pops aren't even sticking out He looks yeah, that's he's a real pop starts on my arms Yeah, pop tarts. We have more man-sized pop tart costumes than office supplies. I tried to find a pen We realized by the way guys were like we are mean presenting people were not mean and so we're How we're gonna get people out? Okay Jerry O'Connell from Jerry Maguire. Oh my god. Yeah, that's the yeah, that's a fine idea for a costume It's the worst execution of it. Can I see a photo of it?

Not have the guitar in the fucking case, why are you holding it like that? Why is it the case? execution wait can we see a photo of it can I see a photo of Karen? What would you like me to do Brandon? Not have the guitar in the fucking case! Why are you holding it like that? Why is it the case? Well PFD has the least guitars Wait come here and sit and hold it Talk in the mic, talk in the mic Sit and talk in the mic

You're carrying a guitar case like it's a guitar What's going on? Wait hold on there's two Max's in here right now No talk to us about it Jerry Maguire's movie about... Sit down and fucking tell us what We're gonna pull up the picture and we'll go side by side Hold on there's two max's in the talks us about Jerry Maguire's Tell us what we're gonna pull up the picture we'll side by side Alright perfect in case we get wet

Every fucking day Your ears dad then That's so bad. Max, you're out. Max, you're out. But there are people that wear that hat in that scene. But not him! I know, but it- You're his dad then. I could be his dad. Wait, Max, can you do a side-by-side next to Kate? She's supposed to be here. Where my take didn't even exist when Jerry Maguire came out.

Alright, colossal and abject failure. What is, what is Cory? Okay, is he a- A lion? Oh, this is a pun one. Oh! Oh! What is he? Is it a lion? It's a costume for sure. Lion, witch, and a one. Oh, oh What is he is it a lion costume for sure lion witch in the wardrobe? Oh my god

Wow Eddie he sees Louis dust He's not gonna be able to spin in that Oh boy Rewarded Eddie with low effort with the fucker Figure out the next round thought it was mincy, but he would have found they're gonna. Yeah, they're in. Who is that? I don't know. We'll have to figure out the next round. I thought it was Mincy, but he would have fell. They're gonna destroy Dizzy Bat. Yeah, I love guys. That's an awesome costume.

Anybody really know what that is? No, I have no idea. How would we be able to tell without Spider? Steven, keep him coming. I've seen Spider's costume. That's a tall dude. Not Spider? Okay.

Whoever's next is, it's a twofer. Twofer? Oh, yeah. It's it's a judge and big just oh justice. That's a good pun one. God damn it's good. What are you guys eating? A double chunk chocolate cookie! Are we keeping them in? Oh yeah.

Are you staying in? Tighten aside my headphones off. What are they eating? They're eating a double chunk chocolate cookie. They're even walking off. Of course Rick did a couple's costume with another man. I think we're gonna have to do Simon Says to whittle some people He's trying to be hot yeah, he is yeah this old That's not true wait what's he doing? That's not true. We're at the costume store together. He just bought Fred

I Didn't want your arms look sick in that that's why you bought that Do the sidekick with no lead yeah Barney's a blonde It's kind of giving Tinkerbell, yeah, you said don't look at your guns. Yeah, he does look like Tinkerbell. He looks uncomfortable in bare feet. Oh no. Cory's struggling with the wardrobe. Wait. Malicek, come here.

Give us the costume. Yes. Give us the costume right now. Yeah. Yep. This was his dream. Wait, he's in. I don't even want to play.

You don't have a shirt? Alright, this one I got a sneak peek. This one's good. I think it's already my personal favorite. Come on Lance. Come on Lance. Oh yes. My Lance come on Lance Yes

White socks Dave after falling victim to a velcro wall Are you in good the best part of that white socks Dave still in the velcro suit talking to people who run it who's dead serious like this Is actually pretty dangerous That is so good He's also John Rich. Donnie's in. He's in. Brilliant. Very good. Yeah, we're gonna have to find out a leading way. It doesn't fucking jump. It doesn't jump.

You don't jump. Everything's fine. everything's fine. Woah! Hold on, you're not on camera yet. Alright, well... It looks like someone just took a knife to his face. The belt go wrong. Jacob's just flexing.

Hey, you're not on camera yet! Jacob, you gotta do the whole thing over from the top What is he's Wolverine, why is he stripping Logan? Pretty good Yeah, all right in in Chill out I'm in, in. Oh, Taz, Taz, Taz. Taz, chill out, Taz. I'm dying to know who that is. Who's the funniest person you could say about your coworkers?

Who's the girls out? Who's the funniest person that Taz could be? Portnoy. Oh, Marty McFly. Shane crushed this. Oh, that's good. Yeah. Pretty good.

Anything to say? No. All right. You're in. Yeah, he's in. In, in. Oh, yeah, pretty good anything to say He's dressed as Joe Joe seal on Saturday I'm sorry. Oh, he's a we're gonna be giant party Simon Says I think yeah eliminate a shitload of people Nick will run it no gay Simon Says Pretty good pretty good We gotta start eliminating Neither of them have ever seen scooby-oo. Never once. You gotta give us a zoinks. Here we go.

Oh yeah. This is good. Perfect. Okay. Thank you. They're in. They're in. They're in.

Automatic advance. Do they have the canes though? Oh, no canes. I don't know. Oh, they have a little dance though. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, getting rid of it you're out. Yeah, if you want to lose Simon says gonna be tough for you and spinning You can put it down Megan you can put it down. No you can put it down you can put it down if you want to What's quicks this William yeah If you want to lose. Looks like a regular mom. Who's this? You want to say something?

Cat Williams? Is he Cat Williams? In! In! In! Oh fuck. How did we not know immediately What could this be what oh he's trying to be hot That's a jealousy out he's gonna get so much pussy twice. Did you like it's pretty cool Oh

Ghost ghosts in over there, but do it fast fast He was fast as fuck. One fast hedgehog. This is fun. Brennan, you having fun? I'm having a good time, yeah. Okay, see? What? Okay.

All right. Give us something. Yeah, give us something. It's a me, Luigi. Mario. Oh, they saved it. They saved it. There was the end.

I was so ready to say out until Mario hit. Yeah. All right. Nice save. Luigi Mario oh I was so ready to say out Mario hit and yeah all right nice save yeah let's say where your gloves part yeah wait where the buck wait and also did you just say Mario bowl no a fire

bar ball fireball yeah consistent overall yeah you guys don't shop at the same but frost If you are What happened to the blow-up there is only one attachment so memes took it oh so he was trying to be what were you gonna be Yeah, what if he starts running? You could be fast, Banana. Oh yeah. Are you fast? Uh, kind of.

Have Minty eat you. Kind of. Yeah, have Minty eat you. It would have been really funny if he just had no costume. He was just a strange guy. R, you're out. Get around, man. Happy to be working with you.

Is this his first day? No, he started like a week ago. He's helping with clips and stuff for PMT. Nice. He's the guy that memes stuff for PMT. Nice He's a guy that means then tried to fight Hank. Oh my god in I started bad in the end He probably is confused cuz he had a big bag of Swedish fish, and I opened him and started eating them

They're for the I doubt he was confused by that we know yeah, probably see oh my god. It's Nick he smokes Oh, yeah! In! In! In! Great toss. In! He's got a big bag of coke. Oh my god. It's not walking, Betts? We got a lot of people.

We have too many. Great turnout! What? You really outdid yourself this year, Vince. What are you? That costume can't be right That's somebody doing that church? Holy Spirit. Don't touch me with that.

Well, bless you. Don't touch me with that. I didn't bless you, Brandon. You need it more than all of us. You gonna do it to everybody? Big Cat, it's your turn, man. He's in front of you. He's kidding me.

Right there. Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. Et cetera. Okay. Hit him with a few et cetera's. He's in front of you. Etc, etc, etc. Hit him with a few etc. What are you? Mincy. This cannot be on right. I don't think it's on right, dude. I think you pulled the back up and it's Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait. That doesn't- That's just the top of him.

You're a necklace nun. You have it on backwards, man. You don't have the- You have it on backwards. We just have the back Another piece to put over your head. There's not a habit wait. What's with the sunglasses? We got him out He's out Backwards now he's in yeah, we want to see him. Yeah in very much in unfortunately I think he might make to the last round he might not win. Oh, he's a palindrome a

Backwards none is still a nun. Yes. Oh my god We know he already had those pants Sorry we stopped watching kids' shows about that game. What? No, I know. It was with Sportacus. Yeah, Sportacus, that show. Oh, that's actually not a bad cost.

It's a pretty good cost. The stripes go the wrong way. Oh, yeah. All right, so we keep it in? Oh, yeah. Straight in. In. We already had all the ingredients of the show.

So what? We just eliminated the hot guys aside from Donnie. We eliminated the people that we didn't want to hurt their feelings. Max, Hank, Rudy. Yeah. Oh, it's Bruce Arians. Holy shit. Still here.

He's got to be in because Bruce Arians was literally here all day, and they were doing a What's for Lunch, and Colton was literally filming Bruce Arians as Bruce Arians. Bruce Arians saw Bruce Arians? Yeah, Bruce Arians as Bruce Arians What did he think of it he liked it he didn't know it's Halloween so he's a little freaked out at first He said only kids typically dress up as me and I'm like, yeah He looks like him is like Halloween on October 31st this year, I didn't know if I landed on that this year. I can't believe so many people dressed up.

It's because of you, Kip. We told them to. That's the same costume as me. Oh, this is pandering. Out. Pandering? Out. Give us a nay.

Give us a nay. No, no. What he really wanted to do was swing the baseball bat for us one more time. He's been living off that home run derby. Who is Taz? Is it Spider? one more time. He's been living off that home run derby. Who is Taz? Is it Spider? It might be somebody that doesn't work here. I saw Spider earlier.

They might have just frozen Horse their way. Whoa! It's a knight! Wait. Oh, yes. Yeah, it's a knight in his steed. Okay. Double in, fuck it.

In. In, in. He just wanted to get out of Madeline's bag. Told you Horse was a girl yesterday, in, in. He just wanted to get out of Madeline's bag. Told you horse was a girl yesterday. It was right. Good call. How many more do we got, Steven? Is she Matthew McConaughey?

Are you Matthew McConaughey? Oh, yeah. In. Wait. Yay. OK. Everybody can't be in. We'll just do it to the people we are fine with shitting on.

And then we'll- I'm not fine with shitting on her. We do need to find what- I'm saying we're- No just the people we we are fine with shitting on and then we'll find with shitting on her We do need to find what I'm saying. No the policy She on hey, it's Matt Hankel with hair. Are you Matt Hankel with air? Boy can dream oh my god Wait you went is you with hair yeah, that's in okay Wait you went as you with hair? Yeah, that's in okay How did he think of that Mad after he went three more three more and then we're gonna start eliminating We need to see what white socks Dave's golf outfit was no because he's upstairs and not coming down

Oh, so it was so he didn't dress for Halloween. I want what's up. They've been something else in it's one of yours, right? Yes means is that means Look at his dainty little feet. Yeah, I don't think it's, it might be a size too small. I don't know. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I don't know. Oh.

This is Cody's fifth outfit today. No, so Taz isn't Spider. Guys, we got it. They're out. They're out. They're out. They're out. Spider, it was Cody that ruined it.

Yeah, Cody, it wasn't you. You crushed it. Cody was dressed as a mime an hour ago Where's white socks Dave yes, where's my time has to compete? I'm literally went home to change but not into a Halloween outfit. He has to get back to you as Who is white socks Dave Taz all right so Nick you want to play Simon Says and we'll eliminate half of them I I would rat I'm not good at Simon Says I can't eliminate half of them We got to think fast you want to do dizzy red light green light with all these people

Yeah, top half like heats like three heats three heats of dizzy red light green light Okay, I don't know Do you want to do Simon Says Light green light. OK. I don't know. Do you want to do Simon Says? No, I just want to figure out a way to eliminate half of them without making it as arbitrary as possible. A race?

They're all the same. Split them in half down the middle. Race. Spin a wheel. Half of them out. Oh, yeah, yeah. We'll spin a wheel. Yeah, I want to see some people fall in their costumes.

I want to maybe do it. No, but let's get half out of here. OK. Yeah, we have way too many rooms spin a wheel. Yeah, I want to see some people fall in their costumes. I want to maybe do it. No, but let's get half out of here. Yeah, we have way too many rooms. We got a half out of here. All right, let's go half of them. You know what? Everyone line up in a line. Half of them on this side of the half court,

half of them on this side. Yeah, half on this side, half on that side. We got a white stock safe coming down. Oh, white stock safe's coming down. We got to go with Thanos. Half and half, half and half. Is that about? I think we got to. They don't know how to do half. Is that about? I think we gotta...

They don't know how to do half. And should we just do the people standing on one side or still in? No, you know what, spin a wheel with numbers and then just every time we hit a number, that person's out. Yeah, I like that. Down the line.

How many people are there? How many people are there? Get in a straight line. Count how many people there are. How fast do you think you get mincy out and Simon says Dave? Dave, what are you dressed as? Steven, count from Jacob all the way down. How many people there are?

Remember your number. No, no, no. Jacob, say one. Remember your number. One, two, three, four, Five, six, seven, eight. Taz is good. Well, bring the boo! Twenty-three, TJ. Twenty-three, alright, this is perfect.

So if we say your number you're eliminated. This is the only way to do without hurting anyone's feelings. Well does everybody want to have somebody you throw out personally? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'd like to throw somebody out. All right. Go. Lucas. I'm going to go Lucas. Lucas you're out. You're out. What number were you Lucas? I was gonna go Lucas as well. Oh Wait, I'm gonna use my save on Lucas Lucas get back in Lucas. I use my save on you. I thought it was good Titus who you want out um

Shit Sit take Lucas out I think Lucas. Yeah, I should Yeah, you gotta go All right, you guys gonna spin the wheel will say the numbers what number was Lucas 14 Lucas would not oh? Is Dave in Dave is a Dave put the pumpkin on you're in? Dave what are you doing? I'm not giving it. I don't think I'm gonna explain this enough Dave came in looked around so everyone dressed How we fuck I gotta go home and get dressed and then we'll get back after we go eliminate some people Yeah, we got some questions for you. All right here. We're gonna spin

Let's get down to five people. Yeah, there's $500 cash prize and we'll have five people do dizzy Does anybody just not want to be in? They're all wearing costumes $500 cash prize they regret it all right okay here we go wait but what if a really good costume gets eliminated we have you have to be the one to tell them to leave we should have thought this through a little bit better. I know that's number three Your hair oh you're out

He died his hair and beard No all right, that's fine So Colton take Eddie's number. I Hope it is. Yeah Okay So we didn't oh we lost it. I mean Eddie's custom was lazy anyway. Yeah Call guy doesn't like Halloween. Yeah All right,, keep spinnin'. Oh.

One! Don't feel bad about that. One! See ya. Nice try Jacob. Bye. Oh. I kinda like this.

Everyone can do a little something on their way out. Yeah. Spin it again Who the fuck is Taz? I'm trying to think is it Is it Chief? No, it's too short Did Connor go to the airport? Eight! This is Taz. No, no

Ah, White Sox Dave. Is it Luke Blood? Is it Liam Bloodman? No, he's not here. Oh, the low numbers. Two! Matt with hair. Matt with hair. Take the wig off. I'm gonna take it off confiscate the hair Please wearing that out This isn't fun. No Ten ten you're up

Any sacrifices? Any sacrifices? Oh, okay. Take Megan's number. What number are you Megan? Four. Four. Megan's birthday today. Oh, happy birthday Megan!

What's Kyle doing? He's getting the contels. Megan's birthday today. Happy birthday. Oh happy birthday Megan What's the money 12 That should have been Colton. I really wanted to hit it again. Just keep surviving. 16. Sonic. Sonic, get out of here. Get out of here. Whoa! Holy shit!

Oh, shit! See, Dave, isn't this fun? Yeah, it's kind of fun. It's fun, Dave. Yeah, we're having fun, Dave. We're not going to make him wear a costume. We'll get to him. OK.

I know exactly what we're going to do. We're going to get to him. What are we going to do? All right, spin. 15. Marty McFly. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Should make a play dodgeball. Oh, that would be fun. Do we have a good ball for that? Oh Please before that's five Shit well pages cause it doesn't make sense. Yeah, what are you now?

I feel like we have the highest effort one still left. Yeah. Yeah We're both high effort Corey so no this is them 17 He's good, it's good Oh He's good, it's good It's good job leaving wait should we have some of which we run the gauntlet and like the top five times move on Or just get five. That's a lot of gauntlet. Oh it is I think we get the last five people and then we get five dizzy bat With those five basketballs in the middle the first one to make it. I love that okay So we got to get to the last one white socks Dave we get to 10 are we attend you? You went home to change and came back still not in a costume. Yeah, all yeah

I forgot about the golf thing today, so I changed into the golf shit, and I left all the dick of shit at home I'm like. I don't feel like you don't feel like carrying it back. You live really close But you already went home ten 10 minute walk, but yeah. You forgot it. Well, I came in and I honestly, I didn't think anybody else was doing it. So I'm like, all right, well, I'm running home. I'm just, that's, that was where my mind was at.

Not that that's a good- How many people are left? Reason. We're gonna have you compete in the dizzy bat, but you have to wear the pumpkin. And I have a suit of chain mail upstairs All right, so we're gonna get two more Eliminated and then wait sucks Dave will be part of the ten all right go ahead one more

Yeah Dave I have armor up it behind the chair up in the anus studio You gotta stay. You gotta get dizzy. Get the cord all wet before it does get back. Great squid game. He said, he promised he had the best costume. It was so bad.

He went big. He can't win. Oh, who's four? It's the Berserker. See you around, bitch. Anyone wanna take? Anyone want out? That 19. Oh, see him. I'm Luigi. That's a do. It's OK. It's just it's almost a default cost. Yeah. All right, let's do one more.

20. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, stay, Cat Williams. Yeah, Cat Williams is there. How many people? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. Oh no, we're good. Thank you. Dizzy Bat time. Let's do Heats. Groups. Does anyone not want to do Dizzy Bat? This is for 500 bucks. We're keeping those guys. All right, Bruce Arians, you're back in. Heats I groups does anyone not want to do dizzy back

Our Bruce Arians you're back in this is this is exactly how the cost soft only us would run a Halloween costume Contest that has nothing to do with your costume and everything to do with stupid yak room Yeah, cuz Bruce Arians is too good to throw out. All right, so so let's divvy them up into groups of what how many people are Like I need should be groups of four e Yeah, groups of four each winner each winner of the time I need to lay up we have we have we have a nice prime number Oh, okay, get it down to four He's oh we have 12 so let's do the the winner

Yeah, and so we'll be groups with four. Groups of three? Three groups of four? Four groups of three. All right, four groups of three in Dizzy Bat. First one to get? Here. Let's make a basket. All right, Bruce Arians, Matthew McConaughey,

and Taj, you're a group. All right, so Dizzy Bat's going to work. Oh, god. Dizzy Bat for 15 seconds. There'll be three basketballs here. First one to make a basket advances. This is my rotation. I think I'm going to get it. You guys are going to get it. Oh, Dan, you look really cute. 15 seconds, there'll be three basketballs here first one to make a basket Is your head that much bigger than white socks Dave's oh, yeah, yeah, I got a massive noggin Hey, oh, that's a melon. Yeah, Dave. Did you have qualms with that shade of little feminine?

the Feel like you wouldn't you do but I feel you wouldn't like that. No, it makes my eyes pop lion witch and wardrobe bowed out The lion witch and wardrobe bowed out? I don't know. I think he has vertigo or some pussy ass shit. The fuck out dude. Okay. An innovative costume contest.

We're going to just get the worst costume to win. Embarrassing. It's the fastest spinner. Taz has to win. Half court, half court, yeah. Half court. I've never seen it going. Jay, let them know about the fastest spinner. Taz has to win. What is this? Half court, half court, yeah. Half court. I've never seen it.

Jay, let them know about the Dickens. I've never seen a Dizzy Bruce Arians. No. It's fast. All right, OK. Yeah? Uh, Taz, back up a little bit. It's going to be 15 seconds.

Should we do 20 seconds? 20 seconds. 20 seconds. Does Taz need to win for the reveal alone? Well, no. We'll get the reveal when Taz gets eliminated. What do we, how long do we do it for? 15. 15 seconds.

15 seconds. 15 seconds. All right, I'll tell you when. Once you finish, pick up your ball, you can shoot a layup any shot you want. First person to make a shot, so don't give up. All right. Three, two, one, go. Good spinning Bruce.

Good spinning Bruce. Come on Taz. Kenzie like the dip. Come on Kenzie. Come on Kenzie. Kenzie. Oh Bruce. Spin.

Three, two, one, go. Oh no. Oh Bruce. Bruce looks good. Oh no. Oh Mackenzie's go in One oh Mackenzie's winning all right, he's out again Taz come here Taz who are you come here? Who is Taz Taz?

yourself At this point, I think it's the real test At this point I think it's the real test Steven who is Taz? Here do a reveal Do get this I have no guess I'm genuinely zero Wait hold on wait try to figure out wait hold on No, hold on it's gotta be have them charades who they are in real life. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Charades who you are. Give us a clue who you are. Is it Fasoli? No. Is that a camera? It might be Fasoli. Fasoli can't spin like that. It's Fasoli. He can't do that!

Alright, reveal. It's definitely Fas He can't do that. All right, reveal. It's definitely for soul. How do we think about that? It's for soul. I can see the fucking... He's smiling right now. Yeah, he's gotta be. Here we go. Ah! Ah!

Whoa! Whoa! There we go. That's so perfect. You can see the smile through it. All right, heat two, you ready? Wanton, switch places with Chef. We just want something to look at.

There's bigger things at play here. Well, we just want something to look at. There's bigger things at play here. I need cat wigs to win this. So he had another costume that he spent a lot of money on, but he was worried about people calling him Fat Williams. Oh no. But he also has a Brian Windhorse costume. Oh, that's great. Alright.

Three, two, one, go! Oh, good spinning boys! win horse costume oh that's great all right three two one go oh it's been in holy shit oh that's a metal back that's a what is happening right now Go! Come on, Cat! Oh, Cat Williams can't get the ball. Oh no. Oh no, Cat Williams. Donny. Donny. Donny. Cat Williams is down.

Great job, guys. Fuck. Oh great job guys That microphone pack is awesome. I bet that crushed at the bar live. This is a costume last year spinning was outrageous Yeah, that was too much Last year spinning was outrageous. Yeah, that was too much Okay, is this the last there's four people gonna go my turn oh yeah, Dave we need you out there, too You look much. Oh, no you can split up the uh I thought we were doing four yeah, yeah, where's there? Where's the fourth person? Oh cuz Cory left So there's three che che you're in this now Okay, yeah

There's three. Che, Che, you're in this now. Okay. Yeah. The next round, the next round. All right, here we go. How did Mincy put that on backwards? I know how. Okay.

Just hit me. Okay, here we go. Three, two, one, go. Spin, Minz. one go spin mints that's a dickens in the middle five four eyes on mints oh oh Oh, oh wow I think he gets he gets regular he gets regular His eyes uncrossed how did I do guys? I? Still don't get the glasses Mincy you're still in How does he understand the costume at all I understand what he was going for pregnant nun

That's a joke that's been made. Yeah, 10 trillion times but what You're gonna put your head down on the back time. There is their number 15 seconds. He's absolutely missing parts of that cost yeah Oh, yeah Backwards missing parts they've been a spin. Yeah, yes, too. Yeah, he's got a staff for some reason All right, here we go three two one go Stay puff man. Who is this? Oh memes memes like the dickens, please spend a little bit more memes

Three two one go Jay Che. Che. Che. Got frozen again. All right, so who do we have in the final? So Che is now in the final? Yeah.

Donny. Should we just give the 500 bucks to McKenzie? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think we should, right? Yep, that feels right. He does? All right, so then let's just eliminate Che and Ben Mintz, and then we'll have Chef Donny

and McKenzie do something. Sporkle. I did not do law, I told you I'll give you 100 bucks. Let's act like Mintz has one shot to save. Yeah, he's in Sporkle. Okay. Alright, so it's Mintzie, Chef Donnie and Mackenzie. I think what we do is we have all, like we give them each a different Sporkle, we'll

give them two minutes, however many they can get. Dave, I love that you'd rather keep the pumpkin on your head and show your hair All right like a month until turkey um all right Dave we're gonna He just made sense on accident. One most tilt turkey. That's so true. Alright, who would like to do Sporkle first? Minty, you go first. Come sit down. Should we have them go somewhere else so it's all the same Sporkle?

Alright, so you guys go uh mostly yeah yeah go to yeah and where's Luke? I just know there's not a tv on it mostly. Go sit mostly. Luke will you just stay right here when mincy's done we'll have you grab Mackenzie and then Donnie. You want to make? Sit down. Sit down. No over on the chair. On the open chair., Mincey. Not the ground. In the fucking chair. In the chair. You gotta be fucking... The chair is where you'll sit.

Gabe, your facial hair looks good today. Did you get cleaned up? How the fuck is there that miscommunication? How the fuck do you... Put the mic in front of your face. communicate how the fuck do you put the mic in front of your face he's staying in a character that's not what is the character mom mom nuns yeah why is the nun just not what is it what it you obviously have it on backwards let's see we end up put it on for that's what. It's too late now. What are you going to do? No other option.

All right. Sporkle Mincy, as many as you can get in two minutes. Do we want to end it, or do you want to do it more long-winded? What do you mean? Oh, give me two more? The first one to get 100% or the first one? It was two minutes we were going to do. OK, yeah, let's do that. Total points.-hmm all right mincy are you still a character or

can you not move your head cuz you're what are you doing trying to keep my damn sleeve over my sunglasses let's explain those. Ready teach? No? Okay. All right. Ready when you are. Go. All right. Read them. Two main types of blood cells in the human body. Three main types of Yu-Gi-Oh! cards. Oh. Uh huh. Three main types of what? Blood cells. Five MLB teams never to win a championship. Five to never win a one. Call it a Rockies. Nine actors on the movie poster for Expendables. Can you read these?

Seattle Mariners. Can you read these? He can't take his glasses off, he'll ruin the costume. Tampa Bay Devil Rays take your glasses off. I Hurry up in you're freaking out the part Milwaukee Brewers Six cities in Texas with population over five hundred thousand six six days Dallas Dallas Austin Houston San Antonio Dallas, Austin, Houston, San Antonio. Wow.

One more. One more. What other ones we got here? Seven countries, it's drill America, Costa Rica, Nicaragua. Boom. Oh, what is it? You have timed, right?

No, no, it's time. Austin two. Austin two. Oh, sorry. Costa Rica, Nicaragua, I don't know. Crap, what else we got? Stop saying Nicaragua. 12 man protagonists in the following shows.

I can't even read the shows. Crap, oh no, this is terrible. Somebody say something, help. Seven first names of the children of Frank Gallagher. I have no idea, I've never heard of this. The shows are Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 12 12 members is Will Smith uncle Phil. Well, no, no, no, no, that's the main character Will Smith. Okay Larry David three protein options for heat is a chili's steak chicken shrimp shrimp what other shows we got Nick hell it says Dragon Ball Z avatar the last

airbender mr. robot 24 hi all right go get someone else what's his number As fuck. You like Chili's mince? Hard to tell. Steak, chicken, shrimp. That wasn't bad, Mincy. It's all right. All right, Mincy, stick around-ish. See if you beat him. His sister mince. So, Mackenzie gets three minutes?

Yeah, no, she okay. I think she's gonna crush it. I think she'll just... Yeah, that's... I think this is... She should win this. This one is... All right. I would like her to win. I would be fine with Chef Donnie winning as well. She can't be mince. Right.

All right, Kanzi. Howdy. All right. Okay. Do I have to put the headphones on? Nope. Okay. You know how to do Sporkle? Yes. Can you see the screen? I can see the screen. OK.

All right, TJ. Is it 10? No, it's two minutes time. So keep going. Oh, it's many? Yeah. You'll get to see the categories in a minute, such as biggest cities in Texas, such as things like that.

Is that one of them? Five MLB teams that never won a World Series? Like the Rockies. All right, here we go. Oh, god. On you. Three, two, one, go. Oh, God. On you. Three, two, one, go. Oh, my God.

Two main types of blood cells. Yeah. Red. Uh-huh. The Gallagher kids. White. Two types of Yu-Gi-Oh cards. Skip that.

Skip that. Okay. Protein options and fajitas. Oh, chicken. Yep. Ground beef. Uh, steak. Skip that okay protein oh chicken yeah ground beef Steak Shrimp Okay, oh is it really five MLB teams never won championship. Oh my god the angels

Okay, I wouldn't focus six cities in Texas with a population over five Austin this is big Dallas Houston yeah the shameless kids names oh shameless Frank mm-hmm oh okay I don't know the kids seven countries in Central America Brazil I know that's South America oh no Mexico lower than that like a chap's 12 main protagonists of the following shows like fresh Prince of Bel Air oh Will Smith there you go David um oh my god oh my god. Yeah, that was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. You knew what I meant. Better Call Saul? Oh, Brian, Brian. Brian, Brian.

Timmy Turner, fairly odd parents. Yup. Justify. The Bear. Smallville. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. What's his name? Jeremy Allen White.

Yup. That's not his character's name though. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, fucking. What about Dave the Rapper?? Yeah Characters name Oh Oh Dave the rapper Country's in Central America. Oh Dave the rapper The show I am Oh Lil Dickie. Yeah, there you go five MLB. Oh everyone championship The Rockies yeah the Tigers

Seven country five seconds Ross Ross Betsy Ross good answer Thank you, no you're good. That was a good if chef Donnie doesn't get, the tiebreaker will be that, put your head up against the wall and lift a chair. Yep. But it's not first to do it. You have five minutes. You have to do it.

All right, this is going to, let's let Chef Donnie do it, not helping. Straight, yeah. And if he wins, he wins. I don't think he's smart. He can't be. He shouldn't be. He's good at literally everything he's ever tried. He went to Wisconsin for a year or two.

He's going to win. But like the shit he decides to do is inherently dumb. Yeah, true. He's going to win. What's up, man? What's up? Okay, here we go. I've never done a sporkle, so. Oh, no. Have you never's up man? Okay? Here we go Have you never done the gauntlet never whoa now that's

All right, that's fine. You still got that sausage gravy over there uh You took somebody's phone. Of course you did It's none of ours. Just put it back where you got it yeah How the fuck it's not it's not possible just All right ready yeah, I'm looking at the screen yeah, yep All right ready yeah, I'm looking at the screen yeah, yep I come on right here Bruce Harry three that doesn't even work two one go Blood and white and red blood cells there you go good starts three types of yugioh cards uh exodia blue eyes white dragon no what types oh battle cards oh fuck i know all the names three proteins and three chicken steak um chicken steak let's

go uh pork um mlb teams to never won a championship diamondbacks rockies I don't know the twins won one Rockies, okay, six season takes will publish a Dallas Austin San Antonio Fort worth no not not Fort Worth San Antonio seven countries in Central America Columbia Columbia fuck

Columbia Peru Columbia, Columbia, fuck. Columbia, Peru. Children, Shameless, don't know. Actors, Expendables. Steve Austin, nope. Fuck. Avatar, Dragon Balls, better calls. Curb Your Enthus- Larry, David. David 24 is Jack Jack Jack Jack Bauer Fresh Prince of Bel Air don't know Dave Dave the bear car me Small the fairly odd parents Timmy Timmy Turner Betty right Betty white Betty Betty Ross Betty Ross Ross Ross Ross Ross Barry Betsy Ross How many more are any types of you wait? Oh keep going you got 25 seconds seven countries in Central America? How do I not fucking know this?

Central America United States of America that's North America Central America is gotta be Colombia You gotta be Venezuela gotta be Ecuador Do I not know how do I not know no fucking Argentina Argentina Mexico Mexico the Expendables over there you were in South America Houston you did not Damn I lost the 500 bucks on fucking Guatemala. Yeah, it's tough Okay, all right, so it's Kenzie versus mints. Yeah chair pull out get the chair all right Jay get the chair You have five minutes to do it as much as you can

And Kate could you go out there and show the example yeah, I don't remember It's like head on the head on the wall. I pick up a chair make mincy go first What is it exactly? Yeah, maybe they're side-by-side. I think it's head on. I don't know. McKinsey doesn't need to do it for five minutes No, no, we should just do it who could do it Think it's head on. I don't know. McKenzie doesn't need to do it for five minutes. No. No, we should just do it You could do it Watching be able to fucking just look up how to do it though real cutting odd body type Those are perfect. Yeah, those are perfect put them against the wall over there Remind us how to do it teacher Turn it sideways

All right, turn it sideways. We got the chair challenge standing against the wall. Take two steps back. Two steps back. Yeah. You're going to bring the chair to your chest. Pick it up. Now all you got to do after that is I don't think Mince will be able to do the first pass.

Yeah, no. Right into a wall. OK. Slide the chair. Leaning against the wall first. There you go. And then once you're chest. Now stand up.

Hey, you just get him in starting position. Oh, he did that snow. He can't stand up Stand up Kate. Then you got to stand up Well, they laughing at Mitz. He's done something over there We do. Oh no, did somebody fall? Stevens bleeding wait did Steve hurt himself? What happened to you? Kate move it further towards the gambling cave. Wait, you had the chair hit you in the face? We gotta find the video of that.

Yes. Now. Oh, we gotta find the video of that. He hit himself in the face with a chair. And then you gotta stand up at the end, Kate. Can we get a optics honor should we do it in a better spot move the camera over. Maybe we should have just given it to Cat Williams. Aha. Stand up. Yeah. All right.

First one to do it? First one to do it. Yeah, go at the same time. Well, OK. I want to see Mincy. I want to see him keep trying. If you give Mincy like five minutes, like, what's the point?

Mackenzie goes first. Oh, yeah, Mackenzie, you I think point the Kenzi you go first No, okay, I think it goes first cuz mincy You go for five minutes mincy's gonna fail for five three minutes McKenzie will do it in one second and we Yeah, cuz you don't want the kids to go one minute one minute as many times you can if mckenzie We're trying to help mckenzie So let her do two seconds of work. Yes, do not make her go for five minutes right one minute One man is gonna be hilarious in itself

We'll say five minute fuck it. All right. He's that he he can't one minute five minute. He doesn't know the difference. Yeah one He's not bending over either he's gonna alright start mincy. Oh, I'll be bending over. We don't even do this time doesn't even matter go No God told you I'm not trying to be mean he should have died one million times This is perfect. He needs more time. More time. You can't get it up. You can't get it up. No, no, no. You gotta,

Vince, you do it. Head against the wall. There you go. No, no, you gotta pick the chair all the way up to your chest. It has to be touching your chest. And now stand up. No, no, no. Here, try again. touching your chest and now stand up. I know how to do it. No. No.

No. Try again. Yeah. You got 20 seconds left. 20 seconds. Keep his head against the wall, Keith. Put your back under. Head against the wall.

Pull the chair all the way to your chest. It has to touch your chest. And now stand up. Oh, is that? Is that? That's my voice. No. No. And time. Time. Time. All right, Mack Mackenzie you're up you gotta beat you're up

I'm sorry. All right Mackenzie ready set go. Step back head against the wall. Uh-huh. Oh, she had butt. Oh, she might get hurt. Uh-huh. And then stand up. Oh, no. Oh, wait, what? Oh, no. Oh, no. Wait. Oh, no.

She's in high heels. Hey! That counts. She's in high heels. That's it. Mackenzie's the winner. Oh, she won. She did it.

She won. She got one. Why did I struggle? That's yeah. Mackenzie, come collect your cash prize. Great job, Mincy. Good job, Mackenzie. What your cash prize great job mincy Mincy get over here Mackenzie

Congratulations Mackenzie you won the first ever yak Alright Ken's cash prize good run man. Yeah, it's min Mincy what did you just put in your mouth? Lucy you put a Lucy Okay, why are you standing like that? He's doing his thing What was your costume pregnant I don't get it. But blind? Blind, pregnant, not? It's like a cool sister act. It's a cool pregnant. Going back to 2011 Chicago, I've just like a six time. You've been doing not in Halloweens for 13 years?

Probably done five or six times. Five or six times? Yeah, yeah. I always rocked a knot. You think you've learned how to put it on? I don't know. I get the one on my how to put it on? So good at things. I feel like it's the one that I can't. OK. It's a bench tradition. It's a good effort. It's a bench tradition.

Are you going to music tonight? Maybe. I'm looking for anything. All right. You can get out of costume now. No. Ah! Choked out.

He thinks he. Oh, boy. Oh, here's Jay. He thinks he oh boy Here's Jack all right. We got Jay. Oh shit. All right. Just go over here the chairs the top of the chair hit your face you left it right here yeah I got a bad bloody lip that was that was fun that was a lot of fun I had a lot of fun there thank you thank you to everybody who uh yeah dressed up yeah show out

good old Halloween costume has nothing to do with that's Halloween. Yeah It sure did it who was the best costume. I liked Nikki smokes and Monica. Yeah Cat was good line which line wardrobe wardrobe very good big justice. Oh, yeah, both Donnie's had great chef Donnie was really good. Yeah, oh yeah both had Oh, yeah, both Donnie's had great chef Donnie was really good. Yeah. Oh, yeah And the pregnant nun was probably that's fine I want to go find the bag there has to be like five to seven pieces that he still hasn't put on yeah That's really fucking good pregnant cuz nuns are virgin They often put their thing on back yeah

If TJ would have just burned his eyes his costume would have been perfect. Yeah, why, so that's most nuns know that it's good shit if TJ would have just burned his eyes his costume went in perfect Yeah, why did he? Know any of that he has none of that Pitsy is that your costume bag is that an old nun costume or did you buy it today? With right here What's that bowl of oh, that's your holy water give us the bag give us a bag Wait was that just water out of the kitchen sink that was only one in it give it a neck The belly okay

Uh huh. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha more. Gotcha. Oh, man. You said you love DIY. Somehow he kind of did have the best coffee. I can't. He is not from Mississippi, he's from Louisiana. I can't quit, I can't. Every time he pops into our orbit, I just go home and think about it and laugh and think, why don't we do this more? But then we do it more and I'm like, why the fuck did we do this? He's the definition of rent-free. Yeah lives in my head I Can't believe we quit him yeah, I know, but you know what it was good that what we had We went we went cold turkey for like three months, and that makes these moments even better Their hit rate is insane

Until the second they try in late October. He said one month till Turkey on accident Yes, mincy to go put the costume back on does he fuck it up again. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, you give mincy one prompt He'll give you a hundred answers all wrong because he still doesn't understand what he did wrong. No, you showed it to him he's Okay One month till Turkey I Alright same here, dude And then I like stop laughing immediately because we have the same exact job what an eye-opener Dave would have a countdown till Thanksgiving. Hehehehe. Hehehehe. What a world.

Oh. This was good, Kate. Yeah. I didn't do anything. No, you didn't. You made everybody get dressed up. If you didn't point a finger in everyone's face and say you must do this. If you would ask nicely, no one would have done it, probably. If you just would have been yourself, no one would have done it.

Nobody would have done that. I wouldn't respect that. I had a trick or treats box that I made too, but I was dependent on... I was going to have everyone... Oh, there's one side was a trick, one side was a treat. Blindly, you each pick. Let's quit while you're ahead. I know. Everyone was going to get fun stuff,

and then yours was going to be mousetraps on both sides, but I couldn't find the mousetraps. They clean the office and they... so it's for nothing. So, just know that was the thing too, but... Next Halloween. I'll save it. We're gonna have mice everywhere now. Yeah.

Next Halloween. I'll dress up. You hate Halloween though. You just say you hate it. Just say you hate it. We're not gonna do anything. I'm wearing a pop tart. Yeah?

That took no effort to put on. And the way you said it. I'm doing exactly what y'all are doing. I'm enjoying myself. This was a great competition. For everyone who loves Halloween. The guy that dyed his beard didn't win. Bruce Harry. Yeah.

Colton. Did you see the little kid who had to contort his body to make it look like his head was on a table and he got third place? Oh yeah. Oh, I wanna see it. Little boy. That's just like science fairs though,

like the parent did that. Yeah. That is true. He didn't do that shit. I saw one guy did in their push stroller, like the big Wagon you had like a bunch of I don't know like nine-month-olds. He made him whack of holes. That's funny It's funny for the adults. Do you think the kids enjoy that no probably not yeah, but they're too young to know yeah

My youngest is toad. That's funny. That's funny running around Yeah, yeah really like younger than two years old Those costumes are so funny to me Yeah, the you get like the chubby babies over mark Mangino back in the day Yeah, or like the lobster when they put them in a pot. Yes So good. Yeah It's so good. All right. I wish I could see like Like galleries and foot photos of them, but

You know what you mean? You can't like a circle that like little you want to come pass out candy at my own my house Tonight yeah No, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah Yeah, I'll do that you're having people over Nick you Stefan was trying to figure out what to do with his night if you want Why don't you just tell him not to come and why don't he just yeah? Neither one of you there's a plane for that you know, then you don't want this to happen It doesn't matter what I want Brandon

There are stronger forces invited to a Halloween event on October 5th. I had no desire for him to come to not even event There's nothing going on. We're just we're just literally gonna hang out. Someone's got a cast Bruce Arians is walking around How he's pissed roaming the sidelines He does look mad. Died my fucking head with this. I would fucking die. Just spun a fucking wheel.

So funny. He would have bought drugs. Colton. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's for the best. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um should we do the high noon ad and spin the wheel? Mm hmm. Oh. High noon. It's time to load up on the ice and break out the oversized lawn games because the high noon end zone pack is here. It includes limited edition fan faves, pear, and cranberry,

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No, no, I mean I like them all This one's deese so it's pretty good. yeah. Okay. My best one's my 12 year old. Okay. Yeah. The one I had here last week. That's my best one. Yeah. He's one of my favorites. Yeah. He's one of my favorite four walkers. Tearing Brandon's kid. TJ, pull it up. Alright, see you in a bit. It's the Yak! It's the Yak! It's the Yak! Get your straws, yak style, and save for a while It's the Yak! It's the Yak!

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