The Yak - The Guys Can't Be Trusted With Small Pets | The Yak 9-26-22

Episode Date: September 26, 2022

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It's Monday. Where the fuck did you get that shirt? What shirt is that? Oh, what? What? What does it say? So you're just going to be that guy now? You're that guy now? And Roan.

What's Sip stand for? It's freezing in here, Brandon. Roan's thirsty. You guys just happened to have transfer to the Sip shirts. There's a sweatshirt literally on the floor. I assumed it was from the last show. You both have matching shirts from the floor. This has got to be Big Ev's shirt. This was a personal gift from the one and only Coach Lane Kiffin.

Oh, he did? Yeah, he sent this to me. Wait, Lane wanted you to have this? Technically, Roan's wearing Brandon's sweatshirt, but Brandon's so nice, he let him wear it. Thank you, Brandon. Lane sent that to me? Yeah. Fuck Lane Kiffin.

Oh, he said, does Brandon want one? I said, yes. Size 4X. 3X, but fine. It's comfortable. You want to try it on? I don't. It's some kind of crazy blend.

It's so soft. Oh, it's so soft. It does look good. It's so soft. For the record, I have a nails appointment today after the show. So stop typing L's. The show's been on for one minute. Literally, I just got off the plane from Detroit.

I was in Detroit last night. Or keep typing L's. It doesn't affect any of us. Yeah. Ron, I have your back. You're going to get your nails done. I literally have an appointment. I forgot how much I hate Mondays in the fall because I just go online and people complain about shit.

Why? What are they getting you with? It's. Why? What are they getting you with? It's random shit. What are they hitting you with? I mean, this stuff they're going to complain about. The aging process? Yeah. I saw you getting flamed for aging at the same timeline as every other human.

I wanted that picture. Yeah. Of you, Kevin, and John. Yeah. Kevin looks objectively better. Yeah, now. Much better. Yeah.

Yeah. So you shouldn't all be getting hate. Kevin should be getting love. Yeah. No, people just love to be like dude what happened i don't know a decade a decade happened but yeah mondays i just gotta i gotta shake it off we got jerry in here jerry doesn't he he can do whatever he wants to he can talk. He can not talk. He was on his no-show job kind of thing today, so I was like, come on. What do you mean no-show? What are you doing today? You're like, eh.

Trying to get you to shoot free throws at me. You're like, eh. Yeah, I'm just not in the best. I mean, it's tough. You watch some of these offenses in football score points, and your team doesn't score. It's just tough. You've got a lot of offenses not scoring points, though.

No. How about yourself? You see not scoring points, though. No. How about yourself? You see teams like the Lions scoring touchdowns. Like, why can't we do that? Steven threatened me yesterday. I wish you guys had seen it. Really? What'd he do?

He looked me dead in the eyes. He said, I'm about to lose it on you. Does he point like that? Yes, he did. And he had his mask on. He was scary. It was quite a scene. I'm with Steven here? Yes, he did, and he had his mask on. He was... Harry? It was quite a scene. I'm with Stephen here. Okay, that's fine.

You're on the wrong side of... I don't think I am. Let me ask the question, what would losing it have entailed? I did lose it on Ken Jack earlier. Yeah. That was actually not very much his fault. It was a lot of pent-up rage from Big Cat needling me.

Just the whole game. Like the first day. You're losing it like. You can play the clip because actually the clip is right before he turned to me and goes I'm going to lose it on you. Yeah he pointed. With a finger gun? Can you fucking believe that? The man pointed at me.

I'm about to lose it on him. Macro aggression. The Bucks bad, that does this to you? No, Steven not knowing how games work did it to himself. Me and him are the same type of fan. Listen, when there's a team down eight points, they're going to score, and they're not going to knock at the two-point conversion. The Raiders did it. You guys did it.

It's just going to happen. Thank you. That's how it works. Steven's problem is he takes all these football classes, and then he doesn't realize that I have decades of gambling knowledge in my brain and how games work. I had Raiders-Titans to go to overtime yesterday just as a flyer, plus 1,500. They were down eight.

They scored. I knew it was going to happen. Of course. You can't get that two-point conversion when you need it. You've never got it in the history of football. The problem is Steven got mad because I told him what was going to happen. It was the Bucks-Packers game for people who didn't watch.

I told him what was going to happen in the third quarter and he's like, you don't know that. And then everything that I said was going to happen happened exactly how I said it was going to happen.

To be fair, football's not his main thing. That's true. He's more of a eating pussy guy. Yeah. I did apologize to him just simply for the fact

oh, here it is. And it's all in the mask, which makes it great. Why are you wearing that mask? You're down to possession. Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry! Look at him. Oh, my God. Gage!

You don't want it? Yes! Yes! Oh, my God. Let's go! So now they're down two. 14 seconds. And to paint the picture, Big Cat had been telling me for an hour this was going to happen. That they're going to score and they're not going to get the score. But the whole game he'd been super negative.

And he needed this game too. He's rooting for him. Power positivity! Great release. Wide open. Holy shit, what idiots. I think the game might not be the worst thing. I knew you were going to say that.

No flags. I knew this was going to happen two hours ago. I told them two hours ago. They might recover the onside kick. I'm not lying about this. I've been gambling for a really long time to know exactly what was going to happen when we need the Bucs just to win the game. This is him. I'm going to lose on you.

I said, go ahead, please. The finger up. I guess he didn't point. He pointed up. He was sending you up. He was going to kill you. That was an interesting point. I'm going gonna lose it

on you what is losing it entail that's i i actually was like i i hit you the tv or the uh clip cut out i my response to it was please do yeah i want to see it i want to see you lose it what if he beat your ass what if he just started fucking fighting me like beating me like a rag doll just smashing my my face is all bloodied and they had to tear him off of me. Yeah. Like that NASCAR driver this weekend. He was just sitting in his car getting his head. Oh, fuck you.

So like I said to, um, uh, big had to be doing this all game since the first possession saying that the bucks stink and all that, which was obviously false narrative just to get under my skin. skin well but you ever called like a stream of ours yeah yeah no i get it it's a thing yeah but we were also we're not on a stream so this is just we're down we're just hanging out watching and we have the same rooting interest yeah i know and i knew we were gonna lose he had been needling me the entire game after the first first down we gave up and the bucks played an awful first half and then you went to go do boomers i think so you're watching somewhere else and maybe it was the early third quarter late second quarter but the bucks gave up

like a 50 yard pass to randall cobb and ken jack goes dude you guys are giving up 50 yard place to randall cobb and i screamed at him you lost lost it on him. What'd you say? What'd you say? I think I just said, like, shut the fuck up, dude. I was like, you guys are losing to the Jaguars right now. But I did it in a very extreme, probably the loudest I've yelled at this company. Really? Yeah. No way.

Yeah. So what would it have been for Big Cat? Just a similar thing? I don't know. What was 22 doing here again? I was at my point. That's Adam Driver. Yeah, that's the guy from Marriage Story.

Was he a golfer? He was a golfer. But, yeah, Stephen, yes, you were going to lose. But, again, everything I said was correct. But, yeah, that's the Frank is Right movement. Like, yeah, what you said was correct, but it was not pre. So at the time, yes, you made a correct prediction. Nothing I said was wrong.

You made a correct prediction, but you spoke it as if it was- It wasn't a prediction. It was fact. He's saying predictions as if they're facts? Does that not sound familiar to you? He knew it. He felt it. I felt it.

I knew it. I knew exactly what was going to happen, and it happened. So I do apologize for spoiling the end of the movie for you. But the Bucs are in trouble. The middle of their offensive line stinks. They are bad. Stinks. Their receivers riddled with injuries.

Mike Evans is back next week. Julio Jones has already said he's going to play. I wouldn't be shocked if Tom Brady re-retires this year. He re-retires? Middle of the year. I feel pretty good The division sucks The Saints took a big L

Saints are terrible It was good to see Steven finally take a loss It's been a while He was very dejected And the added fact that I told him what was going to happen Before it happened It all just felt good You don't see you take many L's

You actually took the L, too. Like, you didn't just bounce back immediately. No, he went into another room because he had to recuse himself from the room because he was going to lose it on me. That might be the first one we've seen. Yeah, it was great. He just bounces right back. Does Adam 22 have really short legs?

He looks like he's a size 36-24, dude. He's got wide hips really short legs. He looks like he's a size 36-24, dude. He's got wide hips and short legs. Maybe it just looks like that from the fucking cut of his jeans. We're a 28-length. Oh, okay. I said 24 for him. He's tall. He's way taller.

He's probably a 30. I'm a 28-length. 28? No way he's a 30, dude. I'm sorry. I derailed, but it was just... No, no. He does have small legs.

A little stumpy. I don't want to say stumpy stumpy is mean what does Adam 22 do golfer he has a very he has a hit podcast remember the Phoenix Suns story he broke that he also has a show where he

interviews OnlyFans girls and then fucks them with his girlfriend afterwards. He's like more hardcore Glennie Walls. There's a lot of people that do that all of a sudden. I think they're the only two. That actually fuck them. I think we had another pair in here that did that too. Glennie just slips under the table.

Glennie really should start fucking. He should. On camera. Glennie damn near is fucking. It's smart. The way he... It's the views up. Lenny really should start fucking. He should. On camera. Lenny damn near is fucking. It's smart. The way he... It's the views up. Lenny's putting on numbies.

What happened with that? On the... Sunday conversation? Sunday conversation, yeah. How was everyone's weekend? Good. I was good. Rochester.

Yeah, how was Rochester? It was very fun. I had to drive, which sucked. How long was that drive? It was like six hours, a little more on the way back. You had a flight, right? I love driving.

It was canceled. Yeah, my flight got canceled. There was no flights that would get there in time. Yeah, so? So Tyler and I offered to drive him, and he just didn't respond to our text and got a zip car. Well, I mean, I wasn't going to make you guys drive six hours with me it was an adventure we were like they're just for an adventure they're adventurous dudes it was it was uh it was fun weekend shows went well why did the drive back take longer than the drive out traffic i got to jersey city right at like 5 30

so jersey city why jersey city because i had to get my car too close to that side of manhattan wait did you do a zip car yeah i've never so how does that work you just park it and it's it's pretty i mean i think typically like this was like so this was like a zip car which like i think it could just be like a random person's car who loans their car out to zip car but this one was like clearly just a part of like a renting service that they just like also have zip cars yeah yeah yeah but it was yeah it was really easy you literally just schedule it on your phone and then you go to the car unlock it with the app damn no problem not being 25 now you have to be 18 to use it yeah oh yeah nice dude sass last we saw you was uh stripper day it was yes would you like

to say anything i don't really have anything to say would you like to apologize to majestic sure so i'm sorry majestic the only thing you did wrong was just not not fucking how ron left yeah i mean i don't really the the i don't really have anything to say about it because no one's gonna agree with me regardless but I agree with you it was awkward it was awkward I just I don't understand why how people couldn't comprehend that like me not wanting a lap dance in front of a stream

with like 15,000 people watching is weird yeah why would I want that to be on the internet forever I agree like yeah same thing the internet forever it's pretty i agree like yeah same thing it's like it's such like a and then the how much people cared was way more weird in my opinion it justifies your leave it justifies you leaving how much people care i think people just want to see you get your dick sucked oh yeah it was like what should i do no that's the sex was very it was like one of the few like times where people have gotten really mad at me when it didn't bother me at all, because I was

like, this is so strange. Usually I get pissed, but I was just like... I wanted to see you get hard, dude. I wanted to see you get fucking horny. I mean, it was tremendously awkward. I just love awkward energy. And I don't. And everyone was like, dude, how do you... I was getting so many DMs

from people being like, how do you run away from a free lap dance it was like you guys are acting like we're like we're not at a strip club at three in the morning while we're all hammered and like you go to a private area for a lap dance i'm on it's 1 p.m i have a meeting after this set the record set the record straight if we were at a strip club, would you run away? Probably not. Okay. There you go. The amount that people cared about that, it was like a three-hour show.

And I was like 30 seconds of the show. And people just love to just jump on anything they can get. And we are going to do a live show at 3 a.m. from a strip club, right? I'm in. That would be more fitting. That would be way less awkward Jerry you got I would be interested You fell in love with the

Cardi B Lady at one point right It was Cardi B It wasn't Cardi B No I've had a dance from Cardi in the past But uh No I mean I didn't fall in love I just got my hopes up so

Yeah Did you buy her something? No just a cell phone Oh that's nothing. Cricket? Or an iPhone? I think it was actually Verizon. Yeah.

Why, you bought a stripper a cell phone? The bill. Oh, oh. The bill, yeah. Then she left, right? She went back to Brazil, yeah. Yeah, fucking bullshit. Are you still paying the bill?

Roman charges gotta be up, yeah. Of course not. That would suck if every month you just paying the bill? Roaming charges gotta be up. Of course not. Now it'd suck if every month you just got a bill in Brazil. Turning on the roaming? She'll come back. She got done up and then went back. She got done up here? I feel like people go from here to Brazil to get done up

and then come back here. Yeah, get their ass done. Aren't there ass... What is the surgery? Dangerous surgery right ass done isn't like there aren't like uh like ass what is the surgery dangerous dangerous surgery right now isn't it why i don't know i think they're they're just putting like random i think for a while they were just putting random rubber in the air they're running out of silicone so they're shoving anything yeah like sand loons foam on whale hoodies i think that's's what was happening. How much did you get their ass done? That would be hilarious.

You got to fly back. You got to buy multiple seats and lie on your stomach. Yeah, I know. Do you really? Or kneel facing the other way. It's like videos of a plane full of people not being able to sit. Laying down on pillows, yeah. That would be a tough one.

Just stay in Brazil. Yeah, definitely. I thought I was good to sit. Yeah. He's expensive, though. Look at this. Oh, my God. Wow.

All these people laying on their stomachs. Jeez. Because they got their asses done. It's crazy that there's multiples on the same. Oh, my God. Was it wholesale? Is he farting? That's a fart pose.

That's got to be so uncomfortable. Oh, my God. There's so many of them. Imagine sitting behind someone who just has to do that and just face you the fucking face holy shit what the fuck golly the boys get their asses done i think that there's got to be a more tasteful way to do it like maybe just a little bit instead of like all no no not squats i think unnatural squats. Oh, my God. Wait. Wait, wait.

That was incredible. Oh, my. Just wheeling her. Who was wheeling her? Travel nurses? Oh, fuck. Jesus Christ. Did she run on a luggage cart? What was that?

What would be the more tasteful way? I think just a little bit of Brazilian butt lift instead of the whole thing. They get nervous they're not going to get their money's worth and they go to wait. Yeah, exactly. It's like going to an all-you-can-eat buffet and stuffing your fucking face. It's like just have the meal you were going to have. She's just standing. Oh, that's got to be so awkward.

I would be pissed. It gives me the willies thinking about just getting a ton of stuff injected into your ass cheeks. What about flight attendants who, like, I mean, they get mad if you don't have your seat belt yeah what about takeoff yeah i think this is i mean you're you're probably pretty safe if you like you have the extra padding yeah the extra padding actually way safer yeah it's like a built-in airbag it would be nice to sit behind one then because you have the you have like the airbag yeah yeah significantly easier i i was on the amtrak recently and there was a dude just like, that just made me think of it, there was just a guy

standing, like, at his seat the entire time, and he was making everyone uncomfortable, and the guy, like, one of the people that worked there was like, hey, dude, you wanna, like, go to the cafe car or something and, like, sit down? And he was like, no. And he just stood there, reading a newspaper in the middle of the aisle for four hours.

I kinda like that. Maybe he had sci four hours. I don't like that. Maybe he had sciatica. I've had sciatic pain before where I had to go to the back of the airplane and stand for a little bit. Oh, yeah. Remember that one plane we took? We took a PJ once that Ron and I both had.

We laid down in the aisle. Yeah, our backs fucked up. We had to go to a lane down in the aisle. That PJ trip must have been terrible. It was tough. Yeah. There was a... I could barely taste the caviar.

We took one on Saturday. The snacks just weren't that good. No, they weren't. I read something yesterday about apparently when you're at that altitude, your taste buds go numb. So that's why when you're on long flights, the food tastes better than it is. Well, yeah, and that's why a lot of people like Bloody Mary's. Bloody Mary's, yeah. It's just salt.

Yeah. Yeah. Interesting. All right, Dan, I have something important. Okay, I did tweet out, thank you to Lane Kiffin for sponsoring the Yak. That's fine. That's beautiful. That's fantastic.

Featuring Brandon Walker. Good stuff. So you're going to be, you know, you're the Pied Piper going to Chicago, and we're coming, and you're going to get us a nice headquarters right there, right? Yeah, you saw the Dude Perfect. You see what Dude Perfect did? Yeah. I mean, the bar is set, buddy.

Motherfuckers. You're going to have to fucking... They're spending nine figures on that, though. Yeah, they do. I don't know if we have nine figures. Nine figures? That's 10 million? They already have the best headquarters.

100 million? Hundreds of millions of dollars are going to be spent on that. Jesus. That's crazy. Is that a golf course attached to it? I want that. I want that. Where's are going to be spent on that jesus that's crazy not a golf course attached to it i want that i want that where's that going to be texas somewhere they're like shopping they said maybe atlanta maybe los angeles looks like it's also an operational fighter jet yeah that would be sick if they could just take off yeah we could do that for half the year they They're so rich.

They go on tours. They have 60 million subscribers on YouTube. I want their life. There's five of them. I guess they got ad sales people now, or they got hundreds of people in the company. Why do they need all that? Well, here's my question, Dude Perfect,

because obviously there's a little jealousy. I'm jealous of the life they have. It's what we tried to do except for we said curse words the whole time right they did fucking cool shots they're on nickelodeon we made fun of them and then they did better right so but do you think that do you think it's annoying having to be that positive and like yes nice to each other or do you think that's just who they are so it's not even it doesn't even cross like they don't they never have a guy sitting in a fucking freddy krueger mask looking back at one of his co-workers saying yeah they'll lose it on you just decent humans and we're not no no it'll

be a documentary in like 50 years that's like the dude perfect tapes they've already gone like 12 years together the true what's going on behind the scenes then they're just maybe yeah they're just they're texas a&m aggies they're just maybe, yeah, they're just Texas A&M Aggies. They're weird. They like to be positive. I just think I would last like two days in there before I'd be like, yeah. Everybody has a vice and it's strange we don't

know any of theirs. Right. I think optimism is their vice. I think Stephen Shea would actually fit in perfectly there. Yeah, probably. He's a dude perfect guy. He would be awesome. That's actually exactly right. Like, we actually have a perfect experiment of having a dude perfect guy in our midst. Should we send

him as a mole in there to, like, kind of get the dirt on dude perfect so we can take down their empire? Yeah. Would you do that? Would you wear a wire? You're down right now. I like this. You are down. So, I don't really know this story. I was just cutting a social clip. They got, like, a new headquarters somewhere? Yeah. But you're down right now i like this you are down so i don't i don't really know this story i was just cutting a social clip they they got like a new headquarters somewhere yeah but you're

down they got plans for a new headquarters down he's bad this is the first time i've ever seen him down down for what you're just down in general oh in the dumps yeah you're down in the dumps yes why it's just one game it's a a regular game. I know. I know. I'll be fine. He's realizing they stink. It's back to the old bucks. After having Tom Brady for a little bit, you've grown accustomed to a way of life that's outside of your means, and now you're getting divorced, and you're going to have to go back to your old lifestyle. I'm enjoying the ride while it lasts, for sure. Oh, so you're seeing to have to go back to your old... Real life and fake life. Real life, too, yeah. You're going to have to go back to your old lifestyle.

I'm enjoying the ride while it lasts, for sure. Oh, so you're seeing the end of the... Yeah, you see the... I mean, the end was... Gravy train's coming to a close. Oh, man. Yeah. I mean, we'll see.

Maybe it's not this year. Maybe it's... What if the end has kind of already happened? You just don't know it yet. Yeah, what is the old saying? I wish we knew we were in the good old days when the good old days were happening or something like that. Yeah.

Andy Bernard, The Office. Yeah. Guess what? Those good old days when the good old days were happening or something like that. Yeah. Andy Bernard, The Office. Yeah. Guess what? Those good old days are gone. Long gone. Long gone. Long gone. And which Andy Bernard said that?

Andy Bernard from The Office? From The Office. Yeah. Thank you, Eric. That's true. Meanwhile, me and Sass's teams are fucking 7-0 combined. We're killing it. 4-0.

Dolphins fans. Philly boys. What about Mississippi State, though? Oh, well, that's fine. Our college and pro teams are undefeated. Both of them. But Dolphins, us, Glenny Balls, the Giants fans in the office.

Who else is a Giants fan? The Bears and the Bucs have the same record. Oh, man. It's true. You are what your record says you are. Yeah. Two and one. Dang.

Dustin Fields, 23 completed passes on the season. Jesus Christ. He was like eight of 17. 23 completed passes on the season. How happy does that make you, Jerry? I've been done with the field situation for a little while now. Really? Oh, I don't forget. I mean,

I'm in a world of trouble with my team. I did say he wasn't a good quarterback, though. 23 completed passes. That's pretty good. For a game, it would be pretty good it'd be okay yeah how many people have more than 23 completions yesterday

like the whole league everybody what's the total for those usually like 28 no they're lower than that they're in the low 20s 22 and a half usually. Steven, you're down. You know what?

I'll do you a favor. Who are you playing this week? Chiefs Sunday night. I'll tell you what's going to happen before it happens. I'm a little worried about you right now, Bickett. The more you say he's down, the more he's coming out of it. Oh, yeah. By the end of the show, he's going to be. He feels seen. Right. He's going to be up again.

He still knows. He tried to reason with me yesterday afterwards where he's like, you didn't know what was going to happen. You were stating his facts. I was like, but did it happen? And he couldn't. He can't squirm out of it. And here's what else you did yesterday when you said, oh, I'm going to lose it on you.

Every Sunday from now on, he's going to try to get you to lose it. I want to see the lose it. Right. That's all he cares about now. get you to lose it. I want to see the lose it. That's all he cares about now. I need to lose it. I did and I probably will again. So, yeah, I mean. It was like a fucking dad scolding like a seven-year-old.

Oh, it was very much like that. If you don't stop making noise, I'm going to lose it on you. Like he was driving a minivan. I will pull this car over. Who even says that? I'm going to lose it like he was driving a minivan even turn around this car over even says that i'm gonna lose it on you it's like a rattlesnake i didn't actually do anything i just kind of rattled like yeah no and it was it was the least threatening thing i again my exact quote was i wanted you to lose it i need you to lose it on me what would it be i really want to What would it be? I really want to know what it would be like, what the extent of it would be.

Can you let your mind kind of go there a little bit? Just like think about how you would react. Would it be a scream? Would it be like a bucket him, like flinch at him? It's not a state I can just take myself to. You can't access it? No. Dang.

We'll get back to that. Not far from it. I hope not. Like dad move. Yeah. It's the equivalent of just get back to that. It is like dad move. Yeah. It's the equivalent of just like a, hey. Hey. Hey.

Hey. Stop making a ruckus. That's it. What's the last one? I just don't know. How do you lose it in the office on another grown man? That's crazy. I don't know how.

But the craziest part is how do you lose it on someone who was factually correct the entire time? Yeah. That's what was making him so mad. Oh, yeah, because I was right and he was wrong. And then he kept on trying to be like, you didn't know, but I did know. You think it was just his opinion? He apologized to me after. We both apologized to each other.

No, I apologized to you just for spoiling the ending. I said I won't do that anymore. 20 minutes after? An hour after? Two seconds after? Like two minutes after I got up because I wanted to go tape something. And then Big Cat immediately goes, are you going to apologize to me? You said he apologized.

You didn't say you asked for it. Well, no. I was like, you should apologize to me because I was right and you were wrong. Oh, that makes sense. Yeah. And then I said, are you going to apologize to me? I think I actually said I accept your apology, Steven. No, you literally – no, because I turned it on you.

I said, are you going to apologize to me? I said, yeah, I won't spoil anymore. But I kind of want to spoil the Chiefs-Bucks game. What is going to happen? Probably going to lose. I'm going to say the Chiefs are going to win by a field goal. Yeah, that feels right. Are you predicting

what's going to happen in Tampa this week? That's dangerous. Why? They have a big hurricane coming their way. Okay, so? Are you trying to shame me?

No, but I'm just saying they're going to get fucked. Big hurricane. You should buy a house. Steven, now you want to tell about the condo you got in Tampa? I didn't get a condo in Tampa. You did? No way.

I have looked up Zillow's around the stadium. Very affordable. Yeah. Isn't that fun? It is fun. I like looking up Zillow. Zillow's fun. It's just fun to check out.

I was on Zillow last night hard. Where? Rochester? No. Oh. New York. Where? We fun to check out. I was on Zillow last night hard. Where? Rochester? No. Oh. New York. We got roaches now. Oh, wow. They're friends with the rats. We have one roach. You guys are just such a... No, not friends with...

Good news. I got rid of the rats. Friday night... The roaches. The mice. Friday night I got rid of all the mice. And then Sunday night we see cockroaches for the first time. How'd you get rid of all the mice. And then Sunday night, we see cockroaches for the first time. How did you get rid of the mice? Glue traps.

Caught two of them, and they were alive and squirming around, and then I just frisbeed them out my window. Oh, shit. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, it was incredible. Glue traps are inhumane, but it's really the only thing that you can do. The old school traps don't work. They just dodge them. I would rather have mice than cockroaches. would rather have healing and stuff when you threw them out yes nice it was gross which i didn't like how much motion they had like it was very much stuck and it wasn't

going to get off but like it's the level of sticky they're wrestling around a lot which i didn't like that's the first step of a serial killer killing ailling animals. Well, I didn't kill it. Yeah, you did. You threw it out of the window. How high up are you guys? We're a six-floor walk up, and it probably went about five or six avenue streets. Poor person just walking down the street and just gets hit by a fucking Frisbee mice. It sticks to them.

Yeah. The mouse is in between Them and the trap We were really I hope it was some NYU girl Who watched Lady Bird Junior year of high school Yeah And then that was her dream

And then she got here And yeah she got hit by My mouse Yeah we're getting Fucked though Our landlord's a fucking Bitch too I hate him

With a passion Let's call him What's their name Dude he sent us The most like Frustrating email Let's call him. What's their name? He sent us the most frustrating email. Let's call him and have Steven lose it on him. That might not be a bad idea. I'd like to know more about the email though.

We send our first of all we have to hand deliver our checks to his apartment. That's shady. Which is annoying already because most apartments have the portal where you can just pay online. We all give separate checks because we all pay like different days like whatever so we all go at our own time and bring

our check and he like i guess he's having trouble keeping up with that which is his only job one thing he needs to do and he sent us an email being like this is unfair to me like i can't keep track of this like i'm gonna have to ask you guys to send one check and it was like dude this is literally the only thing you have to do yeah and you're saying it's unfair to you sounds like it's kind of unfair this was on a Friday night this was after I'd gotten rid of the mice so I'm feeling good we get that email and then I sent him back a full paragraph and I did my own excel and showed him like like, this is what it is. It was super easy to do. This is what you should be doing. And then we just got an automated he's on vacation response.

One minute he emailed us, I emailed back six minutes later, and then one minute, vacation, don't email me. I like that. It's so annoying. He's owning the fuck out of you guys. We'll just stop paying He's putting you in poverty He'll kick you out

He's threatened late fees like seven times We've never gotten the late fee He just wants his money Why don't you move into Jerry's development We might have to It's so annoying when we have to drop the check off And he's staying at this fucking Compound in Upper West Upper West Side And I have to hand the check off and he's staying at this fucking like compound in like Upper West Village

Upper West Side and I have to like hand deliver it to his butler and I'm like this is for Bruce What's his name? Bruce? He's like the fucking Great Gatsby like you never see his face That is the worst name Yeah that guy sucks ass

This is unfair cause he has to figure out, like, it's three checks, dude. It's not like we have 17 people living in our apartment. Kind of side with him. No. Sounds like you guys are being unfair. Put it all together. It sucks. Who's the first Bruce's that you guys think of?

Willis. Bruce Wayne. Valanche. Almighty? It's Valanche. I think of Bruce Smith or Bruce Bruce, the comic. Oh, yeah. Remember Bruce Bruce?

Yeah. I have a constructive feedback. Why don't you guys just put all your checks in one envelope? I know you guys said you do it on different days, but then have one person deliver it, and you guys can rotate months. Because we all bring the checks at different times. Right, but it's all right around the corner. No, that was a good idea by Steve.

Yeah, that was a hell of a deal. I have an envelope sitting in the... What you should do is just have the envelope sitting in the kitchen, and the last person to put it in has to go take the checks. Perfect. Yeah, I mean, that's fine with me. The three checks thing's not even a bit... Like, the one check's not a big deal, but the whole, like...

The title of the email was, like, The Confusion Continues. Oh, I love the title of the email was like, the confusion continues. Oh, I love that he titled the email. The more that's coming out here, the more I'm siding with Bruce. No, because he was also accusing us of owing him money. He said we never paid one of the months, and I had to show him receipts that he asked us to pay a different way that month, and we did him a favor. Tate's going into Erica's office. Are they going to close the door? I don't know.

He's got his glasses on. He's looking down at his phone, too. Sitting across the desk from her. What's wrong, Jerry? No, just the mice story. I recently caught some mice. Have you complained to your landlord? It would be my mom.

Right. No, I haven't. I don't know. I bought these humane traps where you stick peanut butter on one side and they go in and they get the peanut butter. They step on this little clicky thing and then it locks them in. And then I drown the mice. The least humane thing you could do. So I told my mom Why do you drown them?

Alright so I have an explanation Do the whole humane part And then I water poured them Do not negotiate with mice I have an explanation So people don't think I'm crazy. Oh, no one would think that. So I was eating crackers one

night in bed, club crackers. Whatever. I was done with the crackers and I have like this little thing attached to the wall where I usually put the remotes. I have like three remotes. So I put the remotes in there and I stuffed the wrapping in there but I was so lazy.

I didn't smush it in it just fell on the floor so like four o'clock in the morning i hear like i'm like what the fuck is that so i look over my bed and i'm like because i sleep the tv on so there's a light and i'm like oh my god and ran so i was like fuck i gotta buy a mousetrap yeah buy these things on amazon i spread peanut butter on the one side next morning I catch it I look down I'm like holy shit it's there I caught it I told my mom I caught a mouse in my room

she's like okay no problem I'm like well these are like humane you lift up the one side and they run out so I did it in the backyard I don't know if the next night I caught the same exact mouse but I caught another one it might have came back in that's what my mom was saying she was like don't let if the next night I caught the same exact mouse, but I caught another one. It might have come back in.

It might have came back in. That's what my mom was saying. So she was like, don't let it out in the backyard. So I was like, all right. So I went and got, they make this, like, Lysol for the floor. It's like a yellow thing container. Lysol. You drowned him in Lysol?

Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, that's even more fucked up. You drowned him with toxic material. In a bucket, yeah. All right, in Jerry's defense, I did something similar. The mouse was wrestling around and clearly furry, and I didn't like that, so I wet it with bleach to get it soaking wet and less cute looking. It was more of an amorphous blob.

But, no, I didn't. Did they squeal when you put them in the thing? They didn't scream,phous blob. But no, I didn't. Did they squeal when you put them in the thing? They didn't scream, I'm pretty sure. No, they didn't scream, no. They just died? He was going to get them

in the wooden ones. Did you hold their head down underneath the water? I don't like talking about it. No, I put them into like a five in the Home Depot to have those buckets. I filled it up like

a quarter of the way with the Lysol and I just poured it in and then from the trap I lifted up the gate and he just fell right in. Then boom, dead. And I lifted up the gate, and he just fell right in. Then boom, dead. And, I mean, they're squirming for a little bit.

Oh, dude. Saw it through. That's way worse. I put credit to you for the humane traps. Yeah, the humane. There really is no humane way to do it. You're killing an animal. Yeah.

Yeah. When I lived in Maniunk in Philly, one of my friends named Mike, he had a squirrel that was in his house that he had bought. And squirrels have the same type of thing where if you take them 15, 20 miles away, they can still get back. And so he had to take it down to the Schuylkill River and fucking drown this squirrel. Put it under the water? But he said it looked dead in his eyes as he was doing it

it was just staring into his eyes shit like Jeffrey Dahmer stuff starts bro yeah I mean yeah he had but like what was

his other option that taste for blood the mouse is gonna keep on coming back oh god I did that with a hamster Sonny D I'll never forget

wait what Sonny D was that the hamster's name god damn what you just were tired of having the hamster so it bit me oh shit it's an hamster hamsters, dude? God damn. You just were tired of having the hamster? Tired of it.

So it bit me. Oh, shit. It's an ant. Hamsters have like two long teeth. And one day, we were in middle school. My sister was younger, but came home from work. She said, hey, can you feed my hamster? I'm like, yeah, sure.

So I put like the fake corn or whatever it is, the dried corn in the thing, and it bit me. So I went and got Windex and just fucking sprayed him. No, Jerry. Oh, this is a way different story. That's way worse than my friend. That's a pet. We should probably report him. I don't think we need to

be sitting there. That's way worse. You lost it on the hamster. And my sister is still sick to this day. I'm sure she is. Yeah. R.I.P. How long do you have to spray him before you kill him? I lit him up. Oh, no, Jerry.

I lit him up. And it's not even like it was like, like it makes sense if it accidentally like got you when it was going for the food. It was feeding time. Going for the food. I lit his ass up.

I'm going to lose it on you, hamster. Wild. I mean. That has to be one of the more inhumane ways to kill something, too. I shouldn't have bit him. Just soaking its skin in chemicals until it. What did your sister say when she got home? So it didn't die that day.

Oh, my God. It died like the next day. The story's just getting worse and worse. She had no idea. And then it came out. I was like, listen, I can't live with this anymore. I killed your ham worse. She had no idea. And then it came out. I was like, listen, I can't live with this anymore. I killed your hamster. Unburden yourself.

And I didn't come out to like. Did it take multiple days? No, a day later he died. It's been like, don't do that. Flick. Bad boy. It could have been unrelated though. And you didn't even do it out of pure anger because you actually, you got up and left

and went and got the Windex. That was premeditated. But there wasn't just a snap. He actually had to go do it. How much time was in between getting bit and having drowned? Okay. I thought you had to go to the store

and buy the poison. No, that's not premeditated. The store didn't have it. It had to go to another one. Hamster slaughter. Hamster slaughter. That's murder. That's straight up murder. Man, those are both awesome stories. I love the humane traps.

Why did you get humane traps? I don't like killing animals. I'm really not like that guy. But you'll do it if you have to. Humane traps are not for the animals. It's for the humans. Right. It's because you're a pussy.

Yeah. And I'm speaking on behalf of myself. Yeah, no. I would do the same thing. Who is a pussy. Yeah. But most of the humane traps sound worse than just a sweet death if you're a mouse. I don't kill anything.

I take bugs and put bugs outside. I take spiders outside. I don't kill anything. I'll kill a spider. Don't kill a spider. Don't kill a bug for sure. Smash a bug. I'll smash kill anything. I take bugs and put bugs outside. I take spiders outside. I don't kill anything. I'll kill a spider. Don't kill a spider. Don't kill a bug, for sure. Smash a bug. I'll smash a bug.

Oh, wait. I'll set up a time-lapse camera and watch a spider make its web and then kill it. Yeah, then get comfortable. Watch it make its most beautiful act, then murder it. I've definitely done the Windex on a spider before. Oh, yeah. Many times. You have to. What's the difference between a hamster?

Were you salt and slugged a lot as a kid? No, I think spiders might be smarter than hamsters. How much does it take out of a spider to do a full web? Because spiders are not big and then if you look at it, it's like four or five feet of just stuff coming out of your middle. What if we had that like a non-poop, non-pee, non-cum thing that came out of our midsection

that we could build with and based on your belly button and it would be like 40 or 50 feet wide yeah crazy what if that was our whole awesome whole infrastructure we built our house out of our body whoa that's crazy silk i want some silk protein. Soy milk. I was going to say you could roll up a spider web and eat it and it's like healthy as shit. What? It's probably just protein, but you'd probably have to roll up a lot of it to be able to even like... I thought you were going to say smoke it. B-Walk's always rolling.

That's true. What's the deal with those bugs? You kill them. Yeah, I see them everywhere. Which? They're like these moths. The one that came in for Zod? Yeah, we put one in the office.

The lanternfly. They're like an invasive species, so they encourage you to kill them. They'd be dying everywhere. I saw a group of people on the street going after one. After what? After one of those bugs. Of? Yeah, like five people.

The lantern? Yeah, the one that we brought in here. Shouldn't take that much manpower. Yeah, they're so easy to kill. I don't know. It was like a group of a mom with her kids and then some random dude who was like, I'll step in and finish this thing off. Steven, don't tweet out the hamster story from Jerry.

That one probably shouldn't be on Twitter. Tell me more animals you've killed. The other one's fine. I'll step in and finish this thing off. Steven, don't tweet out the hamster story from Jerry. That one probably shouldn't be on Twitter. Tell me more animals you've killed. The other one's fine. Bullfish in between a book. God damn it, Jerry. Jerry, you said, you were like, that's how Jeffrey Dahmer starts. You're a real asshole. Bullfish in between a book.

What kind of fish? A phone book? Forget blue. It's a beta. What do you mean, in between a book? Two books. There's a beta. What do you mean in between a book? Two books. There's a crease in the book, obviously, and then you fucking put them directly in the crease.

Paperback? Why? It was already out of water. It was going to die. It was going to die. You wanted to... Did it bite you? No.

No. That one just looked at you funny? That one happened when I was younger though so like i didn't understand what it meant to kill something so that was just for pure joy at the time yeah both my sister's pets yeah that's usually jerry your poor sister she's got all of her pets Patsy. Done. You feel bad after? Nope. I feel bad now.

Now, yeah. Yeah. Now, yeah. Looking back. So I'm really not that type of person, you know? Yeah. Sounds like you are. Exactly that kind of person.

No, he's only got three times. I don't like killing animals. That's the last one I get. I mean, there's inconsistencies. We eat animals. You know what I mean? Or we kill invasive animals like these spotted lanternflies. The most bleeding heart liberals are out there like stomping them on the street fucking with glee in their face i think it's because when we're children we read like there's always like mice and books and movies and stuff so then you put in your brain like oh

they have human feelings yeah mice are the most the most... Yeah, what the fuck was Stuart Little all about? Yeah, Stuart Little, Ratatouille. It's like, no, dude, fuck these. So many of them. They'd kill us if they had a chance. I know that. Yeah, fact. I know that for a fact. I would never kill a rat.

You couldn't pay me to kill a rat. I've never even seen a rat. Yeah, you have. What? I don't think I've ever seen one. I've never not seen a rat. When you're next time you're going to the train, look in the tracks.

There's like 70 rats running around. Really? Yeah. Wow. The city might want to hire you as the head exterminator. Also, you used to do outdoor work, right? Yeah. Never seen a rat. Never seen a rat. In any of the sewers? Rats are the bigger ones, right? You didn't go in

sewers and stuff? Yeah, I worked in sewers. You've seen rats. Come on. That's not possible. I'd never seen a rat until I probably moved here. Jerry just thought there were little dogs running around in the sewers. They're so fucking big. Yeah, they are. They're repulsive. You've seen big ones?

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Some of them are closer to an opossum than a rat. They're so big. That place right by our old office, we used to call it, I can't remember what we called it, but every Sunday we'd leave after doing PMT, and there was like... Oh, my God, it was horrifying.

Remember that spot? Yes. It was underneath like a... It was like basically underneath like a raised, like almost like a handicap ramp. There was... It must have been trash and stuff, and there was probably 50 rats

that would run from there to the sewer back and forth. You could watch them. They were like... It was like the last scene in The Departed. They're from there to the sewer back and forth. You could watch them. They were like, it was like the last scene in The Departed. They're all on like the railings and shit. It was just skirt packing. You could stand there and see a hundred rats in like five minutes. When I used to live in East Village, it was like right when like COVID was still like big and it was only outdoor seating. And there was this one restaurant that I would go and there would just be rats crawling around.

Like they run by your feet the entire time. It was so great. I'd like to see an example of a New York City rat. Dude, I've seen them on the subway platforms. Yeah, we could walk outside right now and find you one pretty easily. Find a video of some rats. I think it would take you a long time to find a rat. Dude, if you go to the subway and you look in the tracks, I promise you you will see one.

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That's the ultimate, and then if that doesn't work, then you're done forever. Correct. Yeah. This is my last gasp. That's the last step. I have a workout room at my new house. It's called a gym. I have a workout room.

Can you take us to your new house? I feel like it's kind of- I would love to have you guys at my new house. It's called a gym. I have a workout room. Can you take us to your new house? I feel like it's kind of... I would love to have you guys at my new house. Sounds like a cocaine room might be in there. I have a lot of rooms. I have some rooms that are unspoken for. There could be a crack room. Whoa.

Yeah. Many rooms. Really? That's where we put all the mice. I don't know that we put mice in there. Humane way to get rid of them. Yeah. Oh, jeez.

Here are the rats. Holy. Oh, my God. I don't even want to look at that. Oh, no. Oh, my God. That's too big. That's too big.

Wow. It's a dog. That's an apex predator. Oh. How is that guy so close? Dude, that is the biggest rat I've ever seen. And it's soaking wet. It's a nutria.

Look at the trash can. If you presented that tail to a woman, she'd be satisfied. Yeah. You have to kill that. Oh, my God. Dude, I don't think you could kill it. Yeah, I don't think you could kill something. That rat's probably...

Oh, my God, it's so gross. Ten years old? It would take an industrial vat of... How long do they live? As long as... Are we sure that's a rat? I think that might be... It might be a possum. Again, I think it's

a nutria. Hybrid. A nutria? Yes, it's a water rat. Or a... What are they called? I bet he came out of the river. Those little dog things they got. No, in Australia and New Zealand. Prairie dogs? No. Dingo? No. Capybara? Capybara!

There you go. It's a capybara. No, because they don't have tails like that Capybara is a dog lacquer Is that definitely New York? I know it said NYC in the caption What if you woke up and that thing was sitting on your chest? I would kill myself On my chest?

On your chest Would you You can't I don't think you can ever get through that I would take it and sick it on my own It was just sitting on your chest And just like lightly gnawing on your arm. Even if you make it out of that situation, you never sleep again.

Yeah. That's a capybara. Rats don't weird me out. Rats or mice don't weird me out. What if you wake up and you feel like a little bit of a tickle on your hand, and it's that rat sitting just slightly gnawing. If I wake up with anything on my chest, I'm... He's gnawed through one of your fingers.

Okay, well, then we've got... You know in holes when Kiss and Kate Barlow goes into the ditch, and she wants to get bit by the yellow spotted lizard, she puts it up to her own neck? Yeah, I do. That's what I would go with. Death by the rat.

You've got to let it kill you. You've got to see it through. My college roommate had, like, mice in his bed. He woke up to, like like mice in his bed he woke up to like his bed and he said he like he's like a pretty peaceful guy like a calm like jerry like yeah and but but he likes chased after this mouse and it started like running up the stairs it was like jumping upstairs but he chased it down to like he had to see the death of that yes mouse at his own hands like that's the only way. You need to see it die under your thumb.

I have a worse hypothetical, and it happened to my best friend. Senior year of college, he went back to his room after a day party, and there was a homeless man masturbating in his bed. Oh, my God. Unhot. What's your guys' game plan there? Dude, those are just, you just got to move. You got to finish him off.

Oh, you got to kill that guy. No, you got to finish off. You got to let him finish. off. Oh, you gotta kill that guy. No, you gotta finish off. You gotta let him finish. Especially, you gotta kill the homeless guy. Oh, my God. They don't know any better. They don't. I think they probably do.

No, that's... No, they don't know any better. Like, they probably do. Then they're breaking and entering and masturbating? No, no, no. In a college town, though... No one ever taught them if that was wrong. Yeah.

Not a lot of locked doors in college towns. And the population always is, like, over, no. In a college town, though. No one ever taught them if that was wrong. Yeah. Not a lot of locked doors in college towns. And the population always is like over changing. It's like, oh, you're a new, cool, homeless guy for four years for somebody, and they don't have to. Dude, in Rochester, it's like you forget that the homeless people, they change from city to city. Like here, it's like if a homeless person talks to you, you just keep the head down, keep walking. I tried to pull that in Rochester, and they got, like, pissed. He was like, what's up? You don't talk to people like me?

I was like, no. Damn. No, never, to be honest. How was Rochester? Where is it? It's upstate. Where? Pretty close to Toronto.

Oh. Canada? It's close to Toronto. I mean, it's close to Buffalo. Okay. It's just close. It's like, dude, it's really close to Canada, but you can only get there by going to Buffalo, I think. Huh.

Unless you take a boat. Huh. It's nice. I mean, it's nice. I've lost for the bills. I know. Real tough. Did you get any Buffalo pizza while you were up there?

No, I wasn't in Buffalo. Oh, fuck. But Rochester has wings. No, I didn't get Buffalo. Oh, fuck. But Rochester has wings. No, I didn't get really anything. You didn't eat? I didn't get anything adventurous. You didn't eat? No, I ate.

What'd you eat? Grilled chicken sandwiches, probably. Yeah, I had a chicken sandwich once. A lot of Diet Cokes. Yeah, pretty much just like that. I had a pizza one night. Sounds pretty sweet. Was it Buffalo style?

No. Do you hang out with the other comedians when you go on the road? Well, I bring my buddy Connor Mook. So he comes. He's your opener. He's my host. And do you share a room with him? No.

We get two rooms. Really? Oh, yeah. Do you pay for his him? No. You get two rooms. Really? Oh yeah. Do you pay for his room? No. The club pays for it. But it comes out of your... Yes. So you do pay for it. Probably. Why don't you just host yourself?

Because it's... I don't know. I've not brought in a host before and brought in a feature instead and then the host was horrible and it's like if you need a good host i think having a good host is more important than having a good feature what's the feature like the guy that goes up second and then he goes on for like 20 minutes and then i go up so host feature you yes who's the feature uh club books them to go it go host, feature, host? Feature this week was very good.

Did you hang out with him? Host is coming up in between all of them. He brings on the next person. He's carrying the whole night. Did you hang out with the feature? A little bit. He wasn't really Sass's kind of guy. He worked at the club.

How are the groupies doing? The groupies? We don't have any of guy. No, he like worked at the club. How were the groupies doing? The groupies? Yeah. No, we don't have any of those. No? A lot of fellows. There was a guy at the show with the coins. Oh.

And he said, I don't want to kiss you, but I want to show you I do have a coin. And then he let me hold it. Wow. I've never seen one in person before. You didn't kiss him? No. You should have kissed him. He said, I want to make it clear I don't want to kiss.

Florentine said you were going to get a lot of pussy as a stand-up comic. There's a lot of comics who strictly do comedy for pussy. Yeah. And there's a lot of them. And they're like, all they talk about is pussy. And it's like, yeah, dude, I don't. Not my thing. Well, we know.

We saw you with Majestic. You guys saw me with Majestic. Not really my cup of tea not really your speed you're more of a hard dick guy yeah more of a gay dude yeah i think that the people would go crazy for you like if you came out as asexual like they would if you came out as gay if you came out as gay it would shut the fucking world down it'd be like oh sass is gay like that's so sick but if you came out as A, I don't think anyone would care.

I don't think people, I don't think people would give a fuck. I think, yeah, people wouldn't be like impressed. They'd be like, oh, that's kind of whack.

Yeah, probably. That's crazy. When are you going to come out? There's a lot of people, a lot of that, like Mr. Beast crew is asexual,

or so they say. Really? Yeah. They got their, they got neutered by the internet. Yeah. Oh, is he asexual or just as a crew? I don their they got neutered by the internet yeah oh is he asexual or just i don't know oh you're gonna tommy no more no just as things i need to know i was letting my kid watch this guy he's grooming freak he's grooming people into being asexual yeah

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Scorpion World Headquarters. Shouldn't have said those stories. What's, what's, is that? Jerry, don't. Are those fires I saw? Yeah, it does kind of look like a plane with two. Who made that? With two booms of fire.

Jerry Dahmer, mind of a monster. Did you guys see that the. Oh, Jerry, you said you had remorse. Scorpion Pond looks sick. Have you guys watched that new show at all? The Dahmer one? No, I just finished last night... Oh, Jerry, you said you had remorse. Scorpion Pond looks sick. Have you guys watched that new show at all, the Dahmer one? No, I just finished last night. Oh, really? Incredible.

Oh, interesting. It's really dark. It's really dark. You look up to him? It's one of the more dark ones out of those... I don't think I can watch it. It's really dark. Why not?

There it is. Jerry Dahmer. That's something I don't want out there. Well, it's out. That's pretty much about now. I don't want that in. Well, it's out. That's pretty much done now. I don't want that in. No, no. Oh, no.

TJ, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Don't. Don't. No, no, no, no. Stop, stop. Oh, no. Seriously, seriously.

Oh, no. Stop, stop. Seriously, stop. That's all right. He ain't going to do it. No, he's not going to do it. Oh, he'll do it. Not to Jerry.

If Jerry's asking him not to. Are you asking him not to, or are you just saying he's not going to do it? Because there's two different. I would say I would ask TJ politely. Oh, so that's not... Jerry, you know that you have all the power here. You can just be like, TJ, do you like... Get in this book.

Yeah, do you like... TJ, do you like the smell of Lysol? But hit that retweet. Oh, I am. I'm on episode five. Okay, I just finished last night. It's fucked, right? Like, I don't think I'm going to 5 okay I just finished last night it's fucked right like I don't it's really really dark and it goes back to

families have mainly came out and said it's been retraumatizing and not surprising at all but it's like it's dark like beyond even like it's like the family situation is dark as fuck his mom was like a crazy schizophrenic the dad was just like absent

any funny moments? No. No, not one. There's a lot of very weird like couple too many Evan Peters workout scenes. Yeah. Fuck is up with that?

I'd say so. Him like glistening in sweat and like close-ups of his abs. Where's that? He's playing Jeffrey Dahmer. Oh, it's acted out? It's like the hottest dude ever. Listen, I don't like stuff like that,

but this was great really yes it's interesting but it's really dark it's crazy how we suck off killers yeah it's really dark

wait till you get to episode 7 what is he you find out that he's a bad guy no he they actually I like how they started

they started with him getting caught like in the first episode which is like. Oh, spoiler, dude. I thought he was still out there. Yeah, yeah. No, he actually, he passed.

He actually. He got killed. Yeah, he got killed in prison. Good. Another person. I felt weird watching it just because I've gone a little too deep into the true crime lately, and I was, like, picking out, like, plot holes in the show. I was like, well, that's not how that happened at all.

Like, the jogger thing. Oh, all right. Got it factually incorrect. You might actually watch it. You know how it actually went down? I read the dad's book. You read the book? You actually are upset.

You're really into this. Well, I listened to it. I listened to the dad's book. We should hang out sometime. The jogger scene, it's not how it went down. I didn't know that. Yeah. The jogger wasn't there that day.

He would have died if he was. Are we saying Dahmer's a... Is that like the opening of the... Was that like in the first episode? I don't remember. They made it a very slight part of that show, but in the true story, supposedly, according to his dad, it was a way bigger of a deal. Okay.

Because that was like the first person he was going to kill. The first one he did kill was an accident, though. Yeah. That was the accidental one. Who's making money off of this? Dude, it's the guy that made American Horror Story, right? And he's just getting rich as fuck off all the... American Horror Story is like a...

It's like a fantasy. Yeah. It's like based on true stories sometimes. Yeah, and it's anthologies. So this guy's a serial killer. That show is good as fuck. Have you guys ever watched that show? Yeah, it's very good.

That show is amazing. What? American Horror Story. I only seen the first one. First season? I like that guy's vibe. Wearing your team's jersey on Victory Monday. Yeah. That is a sweet vibe.

Oh, shout out Victory Monday to all those that are celebrating. Steven? Me and Rowan are celebrating. Yeah, shout out to all those teams. We all are. We really actually all are. Yeah. 500,000 views on wrestling in the last seven days.

Oh, we didn't ask. That's great, Brandon. Thank you. That's on YouTube. I appreciate that. Let's put it on podcast. Two videos on YouTube. I appreciate that. Just put it on podcast. Just with two videos on YouTube. MJF, you should just have him co-host.

Okay. What? No, that would be a great idea. That's what you're doing? No, I did not say that. Whoa. That would be a great idea. I believed him when he said he was like a big deal, but like.

He's a big deal. He's a big deal. And he's going to be a gigantic deal. So those are going to keep growing too. Yeah, he's going to be. The bigger he gets, people love going back to the OG interviews. He's going to be like Austin or Rock, one of those guys. Whoa.

Austin Safarian Jenkins? And Rock Cartwright. You text with him? I do. Wow. Text him now. Where do you want me to text him? A picture of all of our dicks and have him guess which is which.

Okay. Yes. Let's start. Owen? I'll send you one. Wait, Jerry, are those the shorts? No. No.

They were gray, right? Yeah, gray. No. Those were essentials. But those look expensive, too. No, no. These are from eBay. I buy a lot of used clothes on eBay.

Yeah? Vintage? Or just designer stuff that you... Yes. You know, vintage Steeler stuff and stuff like that, yeah. That video has, like, destroyed my mind because I used to be, like... Like, when I was driving this week, I had to stop at a rest stop and take a shit. And, like, usually I'm like, this sucks, it's uncomfortable, but I'll make it to the bathroom. And now, in the back of my head, like this sucks it's uncomfortable but i'll make it to the bathroom and now in the back of my head i'm like i'm not gonna make it

to the bathroom i'm gonna shit my pants yeah but i have astrophy yeah it happens you know you know what i realized though i've got so many messages of people be like hey like you're not the only one man yeah no you know i've long know? I've long stood on the soapbox of, like, adults should be allowed to have one accident a year. Would you say you have one accident a year? Yes. You would just never put it out there? No, I've just never had it.

I've put it out there. Oh, you have? I've put mine out there, yeah. I've never put out the actual shit, but I've shit my pants multiple times in the last, like, decade, and I've talked about it on air. That's why when you told me this, when you're like, should I put this out, I was like, yeah. I've never shit my pants multiple times in the last decade, and I've talked about it on air. That's why when you told me this, when you're like, should I put this out, I was like, yeah.

I've never shit my pants. I've only shit my pants once, and it was when I had food poisoning. You're not living on the edge. You're too young. Your body is still. Yeah. You know what I mean? I came a couple seconds away from shitting my pants in this office yesterday,

on my way to the office. When you were about to lose it on me? Before that. A couple hours before. That's why he's not a bad man. Yeah. I went into that bathroom and I didn't even put the seat down.

Oh! Sat on the fucking bear? Oh my God, Steven! I've never heard of that before. Yeah, what? Never heard of or seen that move before. Did not have the time to spare. You just raw dogged it?

Didn't have the time to spare. Did you almost fall in? You had to hover. Yeah, you use your leg muscles. Oh, I did that actually. I did that when we were, remember when we were at Fiddle Sticks outside? I was like, I'm going to shit my pants. Fiddle Sticks?

Is that the name of a club? It's a bar. Oh. It was like midday. It was like in the afternoon. We were like getting food there. And I went upstairs and none of the stalls had locks on them because it's like a shitty bar. Yeah.

And the only one that had a lock on it didn't have a toilet seat. So I hovered and shit. Dude, I did that. I was at Forest Hills at a concert recently. Didn't close. So I had to do like a three-point stance. Yeah.

I also didn't want to touch it. So I was doing a three-point stance shitting. But then it was a pull door. So the dude pulled it open. I fell. Oh, no. And then I shut it, closed it, and he listens to the yak. Oh, no.

That's worst case scenario. Is that Owen? Yeah. Is that Owen? He saw my dick balls. That's awesome. That sucks. Did you go down?

Were you, like, rolling around on the floor? Close it. Falling down. Hey. I should give the dad hay. Yeah. but uh did you go down like were you like rolling around on the floor close it falling down hey I should give the dad hay yeah I'm about to lose it on you and I just came out

really sweaty is that your food Brandon yeah I don't know it ain't it's mine brother I don't know yeah it is okay

don't even fucking think about it bro well there's two foods there Ron it could be both of our foods. Probably yours. You got Chick-fil-A? No, I'm eating healthy.

I've been working out. I have a workout room in my house. That's sick. Like a gym? A workout room. Nice. I have a boxing bag. What's the workout machine you bought?

I have a... It's not a machine. I have a bench now. I have a bench. You have weights? I have a bench and weight chest a machine. I have a bench now. I have a bench. You have weights? I have a bench and weights, yes. You just lay on the bench? I have a bench, weights.

I have a light boxer. I have a boxing bag. How much do you bench? I haven't... I haven't... And a rowing machine? Steven, do you ever get the rowing machine? Because I'm actually going to go get it if you're not going to get it.

I inquired about it. Steven, what do you think? A month at your house, a month at mine? We're both in Jersey. How are you guys going to move it back and forth? I'm not going to give it to you, Steven, until you lose it on me. Can I just come get it to Jersey and me and him will work it out? That's fine, but I want to see.

I'll actually use it. I will too. I have a workout room at my house. Maybe Brandon gets it since you got the $12,000 cash we raised. Yeah, I actually have not received that yet. All right. Wait, but didn't Kate say that she's going to put the money in the Yak slush fund when she wins her shit? And half the money to Majestic.

Oh, that's whack. Yeah. Half the money to Majestic. Majestic's a sexual predator. Yeah, she's a predator. I'm a victim. You honestly, imagine if it was the other way around. I was straight up harassed.

Badly. She was grabbing my leg. My legs were crossed like this. And she's grabbing my leg to undo me. She had to create a lap so she could have a lap. I was like, whoa. She was trying to milk you. No more of that.

She had to get access to the lap. That was when I scurried away. And I went and cried. And I got Dave. I said, Dave, none of that. You had to get access to the lap. That was when I scurried away. And I went and cried. And I got Dave. I said, Dave, none of that. And he sent out an email. Then he sent out an email. Everyone was like, Sass is going straight to HR.

Like, dude, we don't have, like, where is HR? It's just Hank. If I wanted HR, I wouldn't know where to find them. I think just go upstairs to where all those new people and just somebody random and tell them what happened. He just goes up there and just starts screaming, I was raped. No, I was like pissed though. I was fired up for a good like hour. Yeah?

Yeah. And then I was like, fuck it. How'd you get rid of all that stress? He didn't have his headphones in. I can hear him say, get rid of all that stress. How did you get rid of all that stress? He didn't have his headphones in. I can hear him say, get rid of all that stress. How did you get rid of all that stress? Duh. I don't remember.

A stand-up set? I went home and I watched the Dahmer show. You don't seem like somebody that holds anger for a while. It's like I'm going to dissect someone. Now, I don't hold anger visibly, but inside. Are you enraged? Full of rage. I am more of a positive person now than I used to be, though.

Really? Yes. After going to church and finding God? After finding God. I try not to be a hater anymore. Dahmer found God? The 10th episode, yeah. Probably before that.

You were wondering if he wanted to watch... His grandma wanted him to find God. Do you have to give money... When you make a story like that, do you have to give any money to anybody?

You should. Like, you have to give money to the victims or do you have to pay Dahmer? It's in the show. I'm not going to say anything, though. You've said everything else. No, don't say it.

Don't say it. I want to know. You should watch Blackbird on Apple TV. What is it? The show is fucking amazing. It's only six episodes. Kill birds? No.

It's about a drug dealer who is in prison, and he has to go. It came out this year. It's brand new and he has to go and they're transferring him to like this like super fucked up like maximum security prison in like mississippi or something and he has to uh try and get a confession out of a serial killer and if he gets the confession they'll release him wow at first 10 year sentence yeah it's really good blackbird blackbird with ray. Oh, nice to meet you. Yeah, it was his last thing that he was ever in. Fuck.

He retired? He really was a funny guy. Kind of. From this earthly realm. We lost Ray Liotta. It's actually kind of depressing because he's like dying in it as well. All right, don't give it away.

I won't. That show is really, really good. I've been doing Barry. It's very good. Oh, yeah? It it away. I won't. That show is really, really good. I've been doing Barry. It's very good. Oh, yeah? It's great. What else? I've been watching football.

Really? I do. Birds. Big Cat, I appreciated you admitting that it wasn't a good week of football. People get really offended. It was crazy. It was a bad week. I do think the witching hour was better than you gave it credit for.

It was okay, but it wasn't like... You can't enjoy good weeks if you say every week is bad. Right. That was my whole point. I don't like when people are like, ah, this football. Every football game is the best game. It's like, no, dude, sometimes games suck. And when they're good, I tell you they're good.

Witching hour wasn't great, but the Raiders-Titans had an interesting ending. The last five minutes of the Bills-Dolphins was about as dolphins was about that was very good it's about as good a game like the chiefs colts was like kind of a boring and the lions vikings was weird too kind of a boring interesting it was like it felt like a lot of games that it was very like predetermined like when the lions miss that field goal it's like like, well, the Vikings are going to score. Yeah. So, yeah. I mean, it's crazy that people were getting upset that I said that. It shouldn't change. If you enjoyed it, me saying I didn't think it was great should not affect that.

That's the difference between you and Dude Perfect. They probably think every week of football is fucking awesome. Yeah. Yeah. We have awesome days. And also, I am a big believer, like, the primetime games, the big matchups being bad brings the whole week down. The Bucs-Packers game and then the Sunday Night Football game sucking. Kind of, it definitely, like, puts a damper on it.

Because you get excited for those games. You just have to recalibrate which teams you're going to get excited about. You look at the Rams being like, oh, the Rams game is going to be sick. Rams-Carnals is going to be sick, yeah. Jags are good. Jags-Eagles next week, that could be an awesome game. Every Lions game is kind of interesting. Interesting little back and forth.

The Dolphins maybe have a little bit of it too. Yeah, you've got to just realize the Bucs suck. The Bucs suck. The Bucs are just not good. Well, they're just injury plagued. They lost all their good players. Quarterback's old. They're kind of over the hill. And they had

an awesome run. Quarterback's old as fuck. Old as fuck. Older than me. He's not looking good. Oh, yeah. His Steven? I mean, they lost, but... You're gonna lose the Chiefs, too. It looks like Christian Bale.

It looks like the court sketch of him 10 years ago. Yeah. We made fun of him. He now looks like that. Yeah, it's true. It looks like when Christian Bale loses a lot of weight for a movie. Yeah. Also, you were wrong about Devontae Smith.

So wrong. Could not have been more wrong. Picked him over two of the best players in the league. That's not... Micah Parsons and Rayshon Slater, who's now out for the year. Okay, but you were wrong. But he had an incredible game yesterday. That's nice.

So why are you giving them credit and not him credit? He had a great game yesterday. I said in my tweet that I originally got a lot of flack for. I think he's going to be an awesome pro. You just can't spend a top ten pick on a guy like that. They did, and you can because it worked top 10 pick on a guy like that. They did and you can because it worked. So far, yeah. You don't think they would

have been better off with Micah Parsons? What do you mean better off? They're undefeated. How could you be better off than undefeated? Let's revisit it in a couple weeks. They had nine sacks yesterday. That's good. I guess that's the best you can ever do. You're such a dick.

Look how down in the dumps he is because he's lashing out. Just because Tom Brady's old anorexic ass is fucking going through troubles. I think Steven's also realizing this is his first football season of content, and he's down in the dumps because his picks suck. They do. I'm actually. And that does hurt the psyche. It does, yeah. You gotta zig. I'm gonna release

a video soon. I'm suspending myself for the rest of the month. No picks. No, you can't do that. Rest of the month. Oh, I see. Never mind. Tonight, Thursday. I'll be back next Sunday, but... No, I mean, we have a Thursday night boost. I'm gonna let Menzies do it by himself. I'm not gonna play tonight.

I've been bad. Really bad. I'm great to let Mincy do it by himself. I'm not going to play tonight. I've been bad. Really bad. I'm great. You're an assassin. You're a free teamer, dude. Oh, yeah. You're going to lose. I'm winning every single bet.

I don't know how you do it. You just see the ball right now. I do. You know ball. I just put like $2 on a game. Yeah. And I bet every single thing. The parlay.

And then it wins. What was your parlay yesterday? I lost my parlay yesterday. Yeah, but still though. It was Saturday. You still no ball. Saturday was just parlay city. Two parlays. Both of them won.

That's a solid top ten. You came up with that yourself? No. I don't know who was doing those. I had nothing to do with that yourself no i don't know who's doing those i have nothing to do with that uh solid solid top and state being number one though that's that's accurate it's accurate that's my number one but who would you really have as your like of that list who would be two and three i don't see first place so actually i did like i don't obviously i don't watch football a lot but it was that obvious i was having the realization

when i was while we were watching one of the games in rochester and i was like this must suck for the kids who are like on penn state knowing that there's actually like like because it's like georgia or al or Alabama win every year. Like doesn't that suck? No, not really. I mean they – kind of, but not really. But doesn't that suck being on a team being like even no matter how good we are, we're still probably going to lose?

I mean you're getting – a lot of players are getting paid now and you're getting free scholarship. Yeah, I'd say it doesn't suck to be a college football player. It's probably pretty awesome. So do you go in if you're not on one of those teams being like, I'm probably never going to win a championship? Yeah. You're okay with that.

I mean, the championship is not the main draw of playing college football. I guess, yeah. I think the adults convince themselves they're pragmatic and know they're not going to win. But the kids, when they're being recruited, they're like 17 years old. They're like, we have this fucking awesome recruiting class. It's not always Alabama and Georgia that have the best recruiting class. So it adds to those teams probably convince themselves

that they're going to be awesome. Like Texas right now, they probably think that they have a chance to win a national championship within the next five years. Do they? Oh, speaking of which, we've got to play the Caleb video, which is crazy. Yeah. It's actually insane. When did that idea hit there?

I don't know. They didn't even have – I don't think they had field passes. I think they snuck down. So, wait, they – Oh, I didn't watch this. Dude, Caleb and Theo Vaughn, after the biggest win Tennessee's had in probably a decade. This is the head coach. Doust, the head coach.

They timed him in stride. And right before he met the other head coach. How pissed do you think Heupel was? He seemed to take it like no problem. It's insane. This video is not being talked enough about of how insane it is. That guy got lucky. The turn is so great, too.

He doesn't react at all. Doesn't react at all. He's also like one second away from being too late. Yeah. Because he's shaking the other coach's hand there. He has a little smile on his face. That's Billy Napier right there. A little butt pat.

The turn is so great. Yeah, this. Where did they think they were going? It's like an overshot. It's going to be in midfield no matter what. That's where they shake hands. That was like a Looney Tunes turn where they had to build back up the speed. Yeah, they revved up.

Like little dust coming out from their feet as they screeched to a halt. What crazy shit. Good for them. What a great video. It's living life. I wonder if anyone got mad at them. I think people did. I would assume so.

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What did they say? That they didn't go there. You want me to ask my Tennessee guy? Yeah. He's the guy in the background walking the coach. Weren't you guys all there? Yeah, ask. Yeah.

Come on, you guys weren't on the field. We're not important enough. How come Big T wasn't on the field? Restraining order. He's a Tennessee guy. It's in his name. Adrian Foster was there. Bam.

Everybody was in that bitch. Can we spin the wheel? Yes, spin the wheel. Goddamn, goddamn. Dude, I got a poke bowl out there. Also, I had prime rib twice this weekend. Ooh, prime rib is good. It's the season, you know.

It's kind of a fall flavor. The way it pulls apart like a stew. I make a New Year's Eve every year. Really? Yeah. What do you make? Prime rib. That sounds delicious.

A little horseradish sauce? Is it made out of hamster? I love horseradish. You get some horseradish on it? Yeah. What do you make? Prime rib. That sounds delicious, Jared. A little horseradish sauce? Is it made out of hamster? I love horseradish. You get some horseradish on it? Yep. I fucking love horseradish. And I'm tired of ham. There's nothing for me, you, anybody.

Ham? Ham sucks. Cutting it like a fucking... Ham's fine. My mom makes a very good ham. But with what else? Ham's just ham. How do you make a good ham?

She makes a great ham. It's just ham? I want you to taste it this year and you tell me. Ham's ham. When you just cut a little triangle of ham, I hate that feeling. It's so unsatisfying. It's the most unsatisfying meat. It's very unsatisfying.

It's so unsatisfying. It's a fine, it's a fine filling meat. It's a sheet cake of yellow. Yeah, it's sweet potatoes. You can get a lot of ham And still be like That was nothing Ham cracker Crust

That sounds nice Spend that fucking wheel That's what I mean That kind of shit sounds nice Ham A crumble on top Ham Ham cracker

Starting tomorrow Rowan will have acrylic nails Getting him this afternoon Yes That sucks Can we get a video tape It's so It's so shitty

This would be so great You should just get some fake ones It'll look awesome I'm off Cause I'm not you bro I'm back on. That is true. I didn't see what happened until I saw it on social.

Hypo wasn't upset to my knowledge. Ooh. And this is someone inside. Good. And he's still texting. That's good. I'm happy. Because I would have been bummed out if they were like, fuck that.

Why would they do that? Yeah. And this is the guy that got us on the field last year. So he's in that video. I'm happy. Which one was he? The bald guy. I want to go.

I might go to the Egg Bowl this year and carry Lane Kiffin off the field. Yeah. Fucking, okay. That'd be incredible. Where is the Egg Bowl this year? What is that? It's at the Sip.

The Sip. It's in the Sip? is that? It's at the Sip. It's in the Sip? It's always in the Sip. It's in Oxford. It's at the Grove. It's at the Sip. Oh, it's in Oxford. The Sip? It's in Oxford.

It's there. Where is it? Overrated town. And they're going to kill you again. They are not. You have not won an Egg Bowl. We won one in 2019. We've lost the last two.

No, at Barstool, you've not won an Egg Bowl. I was at Barstool in 2019. It was the... Yeah, I disagree. It was the video of Tommy and when... Not since Mincy's been here. No, not since Mincy's been here. And that's when you really started.

Mincy here now? He's Mincy here now. King of the South. He's not one of the King of the South. I'm a King of the South. He's with Nick and KB. It was his birthday yesterday. They sung him happy birthday.

Was it? Yeah, you didn't see the video of them singing it to him at some nice-ass restaurant? Love it. He's got four a year, though. Who picks up the bill at those dinners with the tablecloth? Mincy. Yeah? Yeah.

They sing to him. He picks it up on his birthday? Do you think he'll ever beat Mincy in the Egg Bowl? I'll beat him this year. You'll beat him this year? You said that last year. You're not very good. And I'll say it again next year. I'm just saying, we're going'll beat him this year. You'll beat him this year? You said that last year. You're not very good. And I'll say it again next year.

I'm just saying, we're going to beat him this year. Are you actually? We're going to beat A&M this weekend. And we're going to get right back on the horse. We're going to beat Arkansas next week. Okay. It's going to go crazy.

Okay. Are you ready? I'm proud of you, man. Three, two, one. Happy birthday to you. Oh, God. Happy birthday to you. I love his laugh.

Happy birthday, dear Mincy. Happy birthday to you. I've got to be the most innocent man in America. He really is the best. 21 years old, everybody. He's a beautiful, beautiful man. I wish you had that type of enthusiasm for life. I know.

You guys beat it out of me. Do we want to make a pro-Beyonce statement so we don't get ratioed to the moon like chicken fried then? What happened? You didn't see that? She said Beyonce's overrated and they came after her ass. Ready for the ratio? Oh, boy.

Oh, boy! Holy shit! I think it was Jemele Hill. Somebody called them the unseasons. Yeah. Oh. Why? Oh, take a bath.

To me, I would have had that deleted so fast. Let white people talk music. White. I like that one. That's just straight to the point. White. I think the crazier clip was Joey Kamasta doesn't shower. Yeah, 20 times a year, he said.

That was wild. What? That's right, too. That was insane. What do you mean he doesn't shower he said he showers 20 times a year yeah didn't he change yeah when he did that yeah he said pat said that he doesn't shower and then uh i was like what do you mean by that like people need to stop saying that shit that shit's gross how cute uh and i was like do you take baths and he said no he just like uses

wet wipes dude wipes is a great product. But he only showers if there's a guy coming over, if there's something big going on. And I was like, all right, quantify that. How many times are you showering a year? He said probably about 20. Which is less than every two weeks. Dude, a shower at this point, too, it's even less about being clean. It's more about just feeling good.

It's an escape. Right. It's like i feel good like dude starting set back to like my day starts and i'm like oh now i feel ready to attack the day he said he doesn't like to get wet even like even if i shower the night before i'll have times i'll wake up like i don't need i don't need to shower again but then you feel like shit the entire day oh yeah you feel like stale. Gross. I had a shower. That shit is gross.

And did you see how many views Caleb's video had? Like, a fun, joyous video, like, 2.1 million views, and then their video has, like, 5 million views of them talking shit on Beyonce. They weren't even talking that bad of shit.

They called her overrated. You can't do that. I don't want to get in the mix. I mean, that's an insane... Why, Sass? You do think she's overrated? No. I think she's underrated.

Scroll some of these comments real quick. You're obsessed with the white comment. I mean, that was very funny, just saying... White. Just white. Nothing else. Even Gaga would disagree. Damn.

Oh, man. They said Gaga was bad. Yeah, I mean, Beyonce's, like, got, like, a laundry list of, like, certified bangers. You could not like her. You can't be like, she's overrated, no? I mean, rating is just such a personal thing that's like if you like held everyone to their music opinions and like put them up to their most what does it say it was more overrated beyonce or chicks in this video

did they have any response to that did they follow it up do they double down not that i know of i'll check sometimes you know that's just what you want out of a clip too you just want the publicity of it you just want it to make waves not at all what i would want sass wants to be known for his so close i would uh have that removed from the internet. Wouldn't you just delete it? No. You delete videos when they have too many good comments. Let your takes fly.

Yeah. Stand by them. Obi. I stand by a few things that I say moments after they passed. I just say things. I gotta go get my haircut. Oh, God. You just said you had to get lunch. I have to things. I gotta go get my haircut. Oh, God. You just said you had to get lunch. I have to eat lunch and then go get my haircut.

That was much worse. Why do you gotta get your haircut? Your hair looks fine. My hair doesn't feel fine. You can't leave until we make a shot. Does it feel fine? Jerry. I need to make a shot.

Pass me back those. Wet. Whoa. wet whoa jay just got pranked by an editor on our twitter by a who wow he thought this was real oh my god jay it's her it's her instagram no no no Big Cat, no. Big Cat, no. Big Cat, no. Big Cat. Imagine being in Shoegasm right now. How loud that was. I need to make one shot. All right, I'll get you some more paper. Fix the box, big strong man, with your workout worm. With your workout room.

You would look good with a BBL. Oh. look good with a BBL. I got to end on a make. I got to end on a make. I got to end on a make. Oh, good catch. No, no, no. No, no, no. I can't believe it.

Compton. Oh, no. I can't believe it. Compton. Oh, no. Damn. Oh. Ooh. I need that note to make. Just go get a haircut. They'll stop right when you leave.

That's my bleach. That's my bleach. That's my bleach. Ah, shit. Yay! Shot glass. See ya. See you tomorrow.

See ya. We'll be right back. Yeah.