The Yak - The Guys Learn How to Be a Man | The Yak 8-12-22

Episode Date: August 12, 2022

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Hey, Yak listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Oh, I'm back. Hey, boys. What's up? Welcome back. We missed you. How was Grit Week?

Three Musketeers today. It's the original three, is it not? Is it weird that we're spaced out like this? Yep. Okay, so maybe we do. Yeah, we should close in. All right, let's get close. Kyle, there's no way you wore that to work.

All right, get close. You're right. You're right. Get close. Three boys. get close. You're right. You're right. Get close. Three boys. It's great to be back. I missed you guys a lot. That was grit week.

It was awesome. You were in Colorado. Did you do drugs? We were in Colorado. We did drugs. Wait, is there something better we can do? What do you want us to do? That was fun. We did drugs.

Nothing crazy. But what does that mean then uh someone gave us some mushrooms yeah mushrooms and i nice also we learned uh so we went we hiked mount everest the equivalent the equivalent which is mount everest right the video is coming out in a little bit but uh there was we did it off of my Apple Watch. Okay. So when we took a break, I would just pace to try to get closer to Mount Everest peak. So you've been adventuring, eating, trying drugs. You're on your Eat, Pray, Love shit. Yeah, I am. Pray got eight year too.

Five. So that was, yeah, when I talked to you guys on Wednesday, I had had some mushrooms when we were hiking, and you guys were just talking about the Josh Prey episode of the Yak. Yeah, we did. Didn't it sound like it went great? No, and I'm sure, like, you didn't watch. Well, I was going to, but I had eaten the mushrooms, and KB was like, that's the last thing you want to do right now. Oftentimes. Yeah, you said, I just took some shrooms. Should I watch the episode now? I said, that's the worst shrooms vibe I and KB was like that's the last thing you want to do right now oftentimes yeah you said I just took some shrooms should I watch the episode now I said that's the worst shrooms I appreciate the heads up yeah yeah I just couldn't let you maybe you would have enjoyed

it on true yeah I don't know probably not no I don't think I was telling Nick that it was uh because BFT Hank and I all ate them, and then being around Billy and Jake. Kimmy. We got the drinks. The drinks. All right, maybe we need one. Billy and Jake are the opposite ends of the spectrum of guys you don't want to trip around. Oh, yeah.

No. I think my worst would be Nick. Me? Yeah. No. Wait a minute. We did shrooms together before. No, we did not.

Francis's. No, you did them. I didn't. You just told everyone I did. Thank you, Kim. What is this? Thank you so much. Oh, this one looks good. This looks great. What is this, mango?

Ooh, this is good. What? Bourbon lemonade. Oh, that's delicious. Oh, it's fantastic. Sounds like a southern shroom. Hey, I did shrooms the other day, so I'm nice to you now. I found God.

You were walking down my hall and I thought you were mad at me. No, I'm never mad at you. Dan had ego death. Unless you want me to be mad at you. Do you like it when I get mad at you? Quick out the door this time. Yeah, well. Maybe find a happy medium.

You think she liked that I was flirting? Probably. She's going to text me. She's being so mad tonight. We'll probably have to cancel our dinner reservation. You and Kim? Yeah. Did she double book us?

Oh, no. Not again. Kyle, did you get too sweaty on your walk in, or did you wear a golf polo to work today? I wore this. No, no. I wore this to the mini golf tournament. I thought I liked the way it fits.

No, it's tough. I don't have a body that could wear a golf shirt. No. I have a hairy chest that pokes out. I know that. Yeah, we don't have to dissect that. No, I mean. No, you're right.

Let's not talk on a talk show. Let's cut. No, let's not dissect why you can't wear that shirt. Are you guys okay? Yeah. No. No. Perfect.

No. He's pointing out more flaws. About myself Perfect. No. He's pointing out more flaws. About myself. About me. What are you talking about? Chest hair's not a flaw. Yes. That's like being like, oh, man, my bicep's too big.

No way. Yes, I would love to have chest hair. That's a must. Io has the ideal man's body. Let me see the chest hair. He has none. No, I want chest hair. What flaw did I point out?

That I was wearing a whack shirt. It's not whack. I've just never seen... I didn't know it was in your rotation. I think it looks good. I'm disappointed in myself. I thought I knew you better. Thank you.

So what's wrong with you two? Like, as a group? I think we have... Let's just do counseling right now. We have each other fatigue, I think. Yeah. I don't think so at all. He's been taking...

He's been... He's been... I've been going on take mode. He's been going on take mode. And he's been, I've been going on take mode, he's been going on take mode, and then we get lost in this fictitious facade that we are takesters. You guys need a little break. And then it turns into arguments. We feel the need that we have to argue constantly because of the nature of our job.

Yeah. Wow. You gonna argue with that? No, I'm kind of, well, I'm kind of blindsided. I enjoy it when we have... What's the take that broke the camel's back? I love arguing with him. Yeah, what's the take that broke the camel's back?

What take? What did you say the other day? It wasn't me. Yeah, it was. What did you say? I don't remember. Say what you said. I don't remember what I said.

What else did I miss? Can you guys fill me in if I missed any? Because Grit Week is like the one time a year where I don't even, we're doing so much shit, I can't even keep up with the internet. Like I found out last night that the FBI raided Trump. Oh, yeah. That was Monday. Yeah.

I was a little late on that. But so did I miss any inside jokes that I need to be aware of other than you guys don't like Josh Monday you said to me in the elevator it's not but I'm on camera now same he is all over the spectrum of everything

yeah he'll say one thing say I think it's entertaining caught me off guard that was it all i'll say is that and i didn't watch it i we aren't the easiest group to get along with we're oftentimes clock suckers i think we have to take out the common denominator when outside guests come in and things don't go well it's probably partially or mostly our fault yeah right so i mean i'm gonna give him a pass us a pass. This is a shitty environment to come into for the first time. Right.

Especially in his position. It's just he's the new co-worker. I did see some people being like, how could you go at Roan? And I know that Roan, I don't think takes offense to stuff like that. Roan is so confident because he's so talented you know what i mean right i don't think ron is ever like what the fuck this guy and when he was like himself you can take you can't take his accomplishments away but you can belittle them yes that's that goes for everyone here so when he challenged ron himself i was like that's

more that was fine comedy than anything but before that he was kind of reducing his livelihood yeah he said the king of the dot was like the G League or something yeah it was

it was a lot of that shit which rubbed me the wrong way I'm fine with him challenging him that's funny yeah no but we he spoke to all of us

after that he's a cool guy he's just he still doesn't follow me so I don't like him yeah he doesn't follow me either he's so detached I think from the barstool universe like he doesn't i it just it's a learning curve i think like when everyone when i got hired i had an idea i knew who everybody was

um and i think it's just a different there's multiple approaches like i like when i got hired i cowered and didn't say anything that's's what I did, yeah. Until I asked you what your deal was. Remember that first time? Yeah. We were just sitting in the office. It was like 5 o'clock, and I was like, what's your deal? That was the most pivotal moment of my life. KB and I just sat there and talked for like 20 minutes.

Did you hash some stuff out? I was just like, what's your deal? Just give me your deal. Because KB would, in the old office, I would just see him like scurry in for an hour and then scurry out. And I knew it was funny. What is that?

And KB, you just aren't talking? Wow. Oh, that was the first time he was on the Yak. Wow. No, no, no. That was the first time. That was after the Duncan Awards when I requested that Dave come on. So he hashed everything out and then he reduced me to.

We have a soundboard now. I don't know if you were here. Oh, yeah, I was here for that. Has it grown? The first time KB was on the act, he started to tell a story and he was like, nah, I'm not going to tell this story. And we're like, you kind of have to do that.

And then ever since then, I think since episode two of the act, you've been a star. Yeah, that's true. That's a fact. KB's what got me into Barstool. Have you guys been to Colorado? It's true that's a that's a fact kb's what got me in a barstool have you guys been to colorado it's fucking awesome i've never never dudes are just wearing mustaches everyone says it it's true chill hikes played some frisbee golf now do you think that would get old after a while probably there a little bit i would feel trapped i think non-coast

as of right now you want to make sure that you always have access to a Navy? I'd even be cool next to a big lake. Oh. One named after a state? As long as it's in the central time zone. No, it was cool. I mean, yeah, I do think we went to a very cool dive bar in Boulder. It was a good time.

But, yeah, Jake and billy i love them both but it was very funny because pft hank and i all ate shrooms on the hike and we like independently like all three of us came to the same conclusion we have to get away from them for an hour because billy's a cop and jake's a warrior so it's like both ends of the spectrum of guys you don't want to be around when you're tripping yeah low-key kind of one like the most feminine energy around you just want to just chill you said i would be horrible to be around i got you home safe i'm not you're not feminine right but you said i would be awful no i was i was busting your balls well i didn't handle it well i was not and handle it well at all you're

not i would prefer to be by you obviously oh you want someone who's like like like um treating you like a mother you want maternal hanging out just if they're not with on your same page you want maternal energy right right do you think the dudes in colorado are too chill like are there fistfights? Yeah, because, all right, so Boulder, we spent a couple nights in Boulder. I think Boulder has that energy of very chill, but then you also have the people that maybe do too many drugs and, like, that can get a little weird.

There's a flip that switches. Right, right. We saw some guy almost fight these two 12-year-old skateboarders. I love that. That was cool. Adults should fight kids more. I almost fought a kid the other day. What?

A child? Yeah, a child. He was probably like 13. He was a ginger kid on a skateboard. Yeah. And he got in front of my car when I was stopped at a red light and just screamed at me so i opened the car door and i was like you want to fucking do this and he ran but so i wasn't

obviously going to hit a child no but i wanted to give him a thrill yeah that's like he's gonna enjoy that for he's gonna that's a story for the rest of his life the guy got out of the car you'll tell it differently it'll get embellished over time he He swung and you ducked it. That was very nice of you. It was. Provide him with that material. It's happened to me a couple times. Another kid spit on my car once. They ran and I'm not fast, so. I'd be like the fat cop just falling

over. New York street youths are brave. Yeah, they are. Fearless even. Very fearless. Is Che here? Yeah, he's here. Can we get him in here? He is kind of weird right now. The whole cast is... We've got to be careful. Yeah, I know.

I just want to talk to him. Yeah, I don't know where he is. I'll text him. Yeah, text him. He's been very weird. Surviving Barstool has been going on all week. And I don't know... I don't want to spoil anything.

He's just a weird dude. He's a weird dude, but I think just this whole environment has, not broken him, but he needs a software update. Yeah. You're talking about the surviving Barstool? Well, no, Che is now a couple months into full time, and he's definitely going to have a moment where he's like, what am I doing?

Everyone has that. Yeah. It sucks. And I don't know if it's, he's gonna have a moment where he's like what am i doing everyone has that yeah you know it sucks and i i don't know if it's he i think his initial concern was not having enough content and now he's doing this he's putting out a lot of stuff he's doing a lot there's there's overexposure as well yeah no absolutely and i think that's that's harder to come back from than uh you gotta know when to yeah but there is the like he he's not a no guy. He's never going to say no to anything. Yeah, right.

Did Rowan ever put a cast on? No. That motherfucker. He's going to do it after Europe. I take Josh Bray's side. Yeah, I do too. I think I do too as well, yeah. Where the hell's Brandon been?

Brandon's been on his game. He came back and he leveled up. He's funnier. Brandon's been very funny. Really He came back and he leveled up. He's funnier. Brandon's been very funny. Really? Yeah. Good for him. Quick wit, fucking nice clean.

Sharp. Sharp jabs. He talked about this. When he went to Mississippi for a month, he realized how fast he kind of faded into absurdity. The world doesn't care about you. He came back firing on more cylinders than he's ever had. Yeah. That's a good

that's a good piece of humble pie yeah you're like hey the world doesn't care about me yeah because i'll every now and then like you know when people complain about something i'd be like i'm gonna just fucking retire and then i realize if i did that like it would maybe take a week before people were like oh okay whatever when we were on barstool verse america it was like we were still doing stuff for work but it wasn't going to come out in months and so we were watching the whole poop gate on the yak and everybody was like all-time episode i'm like god damn it it is oh yeah there was one i so there was it is disgusting how hyper pressured we are to be relevant yeah and not just for every single hour of the day it's crippling and i feel like we don't have it is it

is crippling i feel like we have two large of egos, but it's like. No, it's not. No, it's just like a. It's not an ego thing. It just hurts when you are away. It is an ego thing. It's like everyone's. No, I don't.

I'm glad when there's good yaks when I'm gone. Right. Me too. I don't think it's an ego thing. I think it's just a FOMO thing. Like if I miss out on something. I remember when I was in Mexico and you guys did the episode where you got Barstool to a million. Oh, yeah.

I was just sitting there being like, fuck, I wish I was there. And I was in Mexico. Yeah. That's the FOMO part. Yeah, with this job, it just... Right. Every day, there's no break. Yeah.

And I try to be like this martyr, like, oh, I haven't taken a vacation. And then I took a week and I was like, I just watched the yak. You weren't relaxed at all. No, I wasn't at all. You were a prisoner of the game. You have to shut off fully or – because that's the only way. You're just not looking at it at all. I think like an internet personality or whatever you want to call what our job is

is such a new field. There's going to be like case studies on it. Oh, yeah. I don't think there's a happy ending. Oh, yeah. No, no. You think we're going to be like – it's going to be like case studies on it. Oh yeah. I don't think there's a happy ending. Oh yeah. No. You think we're going to be like it's going to be like Dark Side of the Ring.

We're going to be like wrestlers that we all die when we're 45. The science isn't out there. There's no there's nothing. Yeah. This is more grim than anything but I feel like this field especially Barstool

we will like we will decrease the life expectancy of Americans. I think we will die in our 50s. Yep. I think we're back. Or even early 60s, just earlier death. Yeah, like we're doing a life expectancy of a 1940-ish male. Yeah, but I think so.

At least celebrities, they like a completely different lifestyle. Right. When we leave, we go back to like life world. And I think I am a bad human being. Like I'm bad at being a human being. Oh, yeah. I could. Yeah.

There's definitely times where I think I'm a bad human. Not like bad malicious, but like not like face to face interaction. I'd be awful to go have a beer with. Right, right, right. Because I would just be like, all right, looking at my phone. Yeah, it's a tough pill to swallow. You're not funnier than Twitter right now. Yeah.

No. Steven. Yes. That was a really deep and depressing thing we just did. Yeah, but it felt good. It did feel good to say it out loud. Anyone else in my friend group from like college, it would be way more fun to hang out with. Yeah, but it felt good. It did feel good to say it out loud. Anyone else in my friend group from college would be way more fun to hang out with.

Guaranteed. Right. Because they have a weekend where they... Yeah, their weekend is the celebration. I hung out with my buddy Alex Stevens on the weekend and he hates his job. And I had a... He had just a blast.

People who hate their job are the funnest. Oh, yeah. Oh, Be A Man Man is here. Oh, yeah, yeah. He's back. Who that is. He's been in and Man is here. Oh, yeah, yeah. He's back. Who that is. He's been in and out a lot. His videos are very funny.

Who that is? You can get him in here. Steven, I want to talk to you real quick. What's up, man? I missed you. Yeah, I missed you guys too. Yeah, we had a great, great week. Went to Broncos camp.

Yep. It's awesome. Mm-hmm. That was awesome. Yeah. Did you snub? You're exuding the energy of someone on the last day

Of a long trip Who is just sitting on the couch Like after Like 12 You have a thousand yard stare right now Waiting for everyone to like come So you guys can catch the flight Sounds about right

Yeah you look good You got a nice hair gel You look good So I look good. You got a nice hair gel. That might be grease. You look good. No, he looks good. All right, so I went to Broncos camp, saw Baldy. Yes, tell me about how this. So you want to put up the tweet? It was insane.

Can we pull up Che's reaction to the tweet? You haven't seen this, have you? Oh, no. It's pure. Let me do the ad real quick while he gets it. Bird dogs. I'm wearing bird dogs right now go to birddogs.com enter promo code yak they'll throw in a free bird dogs rope hat that's bird

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New merch in the store. I'm wearing some right now. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yak the School was a huge miss on our end with all that promo stuff. Yeah, that was probably stupid. Fuck. Sitting right there. No, no, because we need to take that.

We're the spiritual successor to Big Dog, so we need, like, back to yak. Yeah. Parentheses school. I also had a, while I was gone, I had a comedy career for a day. That was pretty cool. Did you tell? Yeah. Colin Coward.

Oh, yeah. Big physical presence. Big physical presence. Very nice way of saying you're fat. Have you met him before? No. Big physical presence. Very nice way of saying you're fat. Have you met him before? No. Really? No.

He acts like he doesn't know of your existence, right? Correct. And then he asked me, and then his booker reached out to have me go on his podcast. He's like, no thanks. I don't know why I would. Yeah. I always liked Colin. Would you do it?

Yeah, but he's got a- Home and home? No, probably not. What did he call it? He's got a competing podcast network. And he also pretends that we don't. He pretends like we he doesn't. The guy is obsessed with sports talk radio, sports podcast.

More so than sports. And he pretends that he doesn't know who we are. He's borderline. I kind of tip my cap to it, but it's also like I'm not going to do you a favor and go on your show. But what? No, but nothing. That shit is so whack, like mispronouncing pft also yeah i also like to keep them at a distance those those have been used by children and adults alike for years we

all know if you mispronounce someone's name you did it on purpose and he's someone we like to mock so i don't want to become friends with him that's the worst right That's the worst when you find out somebody's kind of cool. Yeah. You know who's on the show? Joy Taylor. What's up? Onk. Yeah. Whoa. You're admitting to bonk.

What would you do? Oh, yeah. Where would you start? What? If she showed interest, what would you do? I mean, nothing really. You just say hey. Nothing really?

Yeah. No shit. Yeah. What? It would be your call, though, to do nothing. Yeah. You're married, so you would be joking around. I'm with Che.

Even being in the vicinity of an attractive woman is cool. Yeah. True. Oh, yeah, you're right. You're right. Yep. Jeez, Che. Jeez.

Did you see the Baldy thing? Brian Baldinger? Yes. No. See the big cat thing? Brian Baldinger? Yes. No. See the big cat thing? Pull this up. If you can't see it, it says, just met Baldy. First thing he said to me, you work with that guy Stephen Che, right?

No fucking way. Really? I did. Yeah. That's awesome. That is awesome. I said, oh, made his day. Did you see the Baldy thing?

That's great. It was very exciting. An honest day maker. Yeah. 100% made up by me. No, it day maker yeah yeah 100 made up by me no it wasn't 100 made up by me yeah yeah no idea who you are yeah he texted us to say that i texted them right away i was like hey if you guys want me to call in i just made this up to to fuck with che

no way they'll show you the text. That's rude. That's very, because that's like, that is the ass compliment. Oh, Steven, you don't have to explain how mean that was by me. I know how mean it was. We text you after the show. We were like, should we just let this play out? Yeah, and I think that's ultimately a gift to you to have that three days of dopamine.

Yeah, you had that for a while. A lot of people will never get that. 100% made it. The fact that you're in the position to believe that is a huge compliment. Yes. We did you a great service. I can't believe you believe that. We're two of the top guys in the film community. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

You're a top guy in the film community? I mean, we're like the top like three but he's probably one correct um but yeah i'm one of the top guys absolutely but you do you just do bucks yes so a lot of guys do are just team specific it's very listen i let you have that for three days jack of all trader master of none i have his phone number now. Oh, yeah? Yeah. You want it? I would like the access to that software he has. All right, we can maybe work on that. Yeah, maybe hit him up about that.

See, now he's going to win because of the guilt. I'm going to give him a fake ball. Okay. Duh. Oh, yeah. Yeah, come on. You don't think this has layers to it? I met him once in Vegas.

I didn't even meet him. That was a picture that- Oh, really? Yeah, that was some random fucking someone sent me that picture uh no i did actually okay okay and uh yeah i noticed you didn't tag him and i was like oh that's weird but i didn't think anything of it i'm uh yeah because you were just blinded by the he knows who i am it's so easy to do that to you because you i could like i could be like hey just met president obama he's like that's stephen che guy you got he's a fucking up-and- to you because I could be like, hey, just met President Obama. He's like, that's Stephen Che guy you got.

He's a fucking up and comer. And you'd be like, wow, that's crazy. He knows me. Maybe he's trying to get some bucks breakdowns. This is the way to beat Che is to play into his ego. It's the only way. No, because then you're manifesting it and it will happen. Yeah, that's true.

He will end up doing something with Baldy. So I probably did play myself in the long run. You played yourself. Yeah. And now they have a talking point. Yeah, fuck. Yeah, have a good intro. Which is what?

Let's pretend I'm Baldy. Does Baldy know you even tweeted this? I don't think so. Go ahead. Hey, Baldy, what's up? Steven Che. Follow your son. Who?

Baldy. No, Che, you're role-playing right now. I'm Baldy, what's up? Steven Che. Follow yourself. Baldy. No. Che, you're role-playing right now. I'm Baldy. Well, I'm just saying my name. Yeah, no, no, no. Go ahead. He said who.

Who? Steven Che. I work at Barstool Sports. I do a film break. Never heard of it. Never heard of Barstool Sports? Nah. Oh, that Big Cat guy.

He's cool. Oh, yeah. He said you suck, though. No. Actually, he Big Cat guy. He's cool. Oh, yeah. He said you suck, though. No. Actually, he said that you suck. Oh, so you talked to him about me. You've heard of me. No, actually, no, no, no.

Sorry. He said that Nick sucked. He did say that. No, your name never came up. Okay. Well, me and Baldi, I'm sure one day we'll be our future friends. We're just friends that haven't met yet. Yeah.

We did meet once. Oh, you did it was before before he was like a big film guy on twitter but he's always been baldy he has yes he won't remember me i met him like a craps table in vegas wouldn't you say it was before you were someone like he's always been baldy you've just recently been steven shay he's been baldy but baldy hasn't been internet film community Baldy, and he was not that. Right, but you were just a regular guy.

Yes. That would be the more important part of the story. We were both living different lives. That's true, but still love football. All right, what else, Stephen? What else did I miss? Anything? I know you can't talk about surviving Barstool.

Yep. Okay, great. Is your morale low morale low no i feel pretty good yeah is there any drama going on i've been pretty unplugged for the past few days so i can't this is great this is like uh interviewing rafael palmero with the congress the congressional hearing on steroids uh How would you say the week's going? I'm having a good week. I mean, I'm sure there's a way you could promote the show. Has anything electric happened? Yeah. A lot of stuff.

Okay. A lot of electric stuff. Episode one is going to be a good one. Who have you voted off? I can't comment on that. I got to go. He's just going to break eventually. Just no Ablo English.

That's what you got to do, Sammy Sosa. Si. Okay. Sorry I crushed your hopes there, but I'm actually not really sorry. It's just more of a formal thing I'm doing. Part of me thinks you're just saying that, so I'm just going to live in that part.

I mean, okay, but- See, he beat me up, you lost. No, I'll show you the text. No, I don't need to see it. I'll see it. No, I literally said it. I sent it to them. He makes his own reality.

God damn it. He's a sentient coping mechanism. He always over copes to a point where he comes out of every situation, negative or positive, feeling better. Are you jealous of that? Yes. Me too. He's very happy.

He had that moment for a while. Yeah, he is happy. I think his average mood is higher than... I always tune into his Bucs live like the last two minutes of a game when the Bucs are going to lose. And he doesn't get unhappy. You can tell that he's at his real happiness too.

Yeah. I said, gas him up for this. I completely made it up. That was on Wednesday at 11.30. Yeah. Yeah. I'll screenshot and send this to him so that he actually has to see it. Man. I completely made it up That was on Wednesday at 11.30 Yeah Yeah I'll screenshot and send this to him So that he actually has to see it

Man Did you snub Russell Wilson a little bit? No he There's a screenshot where he kind of puts his fist out And you kind of I don't think it was a fist Was it too fast? Was it a pat?

I think it was a pat That's I think he called a pat. That's, yeah. I think he called me big guy, which, like, I think someone was like, dude, I think he said big cat. I was like, I'm pretty sure he said big guy, which is, I'm used to getting that. Homeless people say that to me, and it really hurts my feelings. I got you guys all to sign a t-shirt for a guy to bring back for this wedding. It was a guy that was going to be at the wedding.

I don't know him. I've never met him in person, but the bride asked me to do this. So I did, and I told Che. You guys all signed. Very nice. Che signed. I was like, yeah, it's for Pat's wedding. It's for a guy that will be at Pat's wedding.

Che just wrote, Che, I love your huge nut. And I was just like, not the right guy, but he was the last signature. I just gave it to him. I gave it to him. Funny little flaw. That's fantastic. Hold on. I'm going to make sure that the Twitter world knows that I made this up as well.

Really bury him. Yeah, I'm really going to make sure. But doesn't he seem like a guy that came back from war? The way that... Something about him, yeah. The way he was sitting. Yeah. Body language. Some sort of victim. Yeah.

I'm excited for this show. I am too because it's a weird cast of characters. I think it's a cast of people who are willing to do whatever they have to do. They have no allegiances. They have no crossovers. There's not a single Venn diagram amongst the bunch. It's a cast of people who are willing to do whatever they have to do. They have no allegiances. They have no crossovers. There's not a single Venn diagram amongst the bunch. It's a bunch of dots. You could tell on their faces that something's been going down.

Yeah, big time. Big time. Uh-oh. What is this? Breaking news. Breaking news? Ha! Ha.

All right. Kirk is the one who said, if I die, I die. Oh, he did say that. Yeah. Breaking news. Yeah. Zal, what's up? We got to get your clubs.

How you doing, Big K? We got to get your clubs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How do we set that up? Yeah, I don't know. I left right after, so we got to get on that. I'll do whatever you need me to do. And someone, well, they told me Monday,

but they've told me Monday for the past two, three years, so we'll see. Yeah. Did you see I shot a 132 when I was up? I did see that. With four birdies? I did see that. That was at Shinnecock, right? No, I shot a 72 at Shinnecock,

and then I watched a YouTube video, and I lost 60 strokes on my game. I'm addicted to making up fake scorecards. That's awesome. So much fun. People were so mad. How can you shoot four birdies and get a 130? I saw the Shinnecock one. The comments were great. I just was like, yeah, watch a YouTube video, lost 60 strokes, happens to the best

of them. I think I'm playing in a couple weeks and I'm just going to shoot like a 68. A golf guy, Trent is the extent of how much you can fuck around in the golf community. Right, right, right. Trent is the wild card. If you surpass Trent's antics, then you're too much. Yes, people get so mad.

If Trent changes out of khakis, people are going to be like, whoa, chill, dude. I actually need people to send me blank scorecards from really hard courses so I can just fill them out. I don't like golfing, but I like the scorecards. That part is fun for me. Just trying to figure out what. Isn't the record at Shinnecock like minus two or something? Yeah, it was pretty close.

A few strokes off of it. You can't be disappointed, though. It's great, too, because Frankie's all in. He said that he played with some Islanders like a few days later and they're like no way big catch out of 72 he's like yep he did he was incredible actually let's just break not even scorecards lying is awesome you but just like yeah it's it's the perfect combination of golf people take it very very seriously so they're the perfect people to lie too yes it's just a great troll area I can enter into.

And so I'm just going to keep having crazy swings. I'm going to shoot a 68 next time, then maybe a 150. Like back and forth, just pinballing. It's like my game's very erratic. What do you want me to say? I could either be a PGA pro or look like I've never shot a golf ball before. It's golf, baby.

It's a coin toss. And TJ, what's up with you? You didn't like Josh Bray, huh? He thought I was an attractive woman. That's kind of cool. Yeah, he was attracted to me. Dude, being an attractive woman, that's not bad. Can you be attracted to somebody without wanting to fuck?

Oh, look at this. Yes, yes. It's crazy how many different attractions there are. Hey, let's get the Be A Man guy in here. I like him. Who is he? Can you pull up his Instagrams? They're very funny.

He does look like someone I... It's one of those very simple premises that I would think that I would get sick of, but every time I scroll past it, I'm like, that's fucking funny. That's the minimum distance somebody over 55 can have their phone away from them. Yeah, that's when they start to... It's always like they're taking a...

They add an inch every year. It's going to go up, up, up. Will you play a couple of his things so people know who he is? Yeah. Be a man if you go to a public bathroom. If you go to a public bathroom, take a shit with the door open.

Be a man. They're fucking hilarious. Have an argument with your girlfriend? Go home and take it out on your wife. Be a man. If your broad says, do I look good? Say, yeah, baby.

But I look better and start flexing. You want to sit down? Sound advice. How we doing, man? I was just saying, I love your videos. You were here. What are you doing here now? I had talked to a couple of people.

Just saw my buddy Chris. Do the mic? Yeah, put the mic and then the headphones on. I was just saying, I forgot what your real name is. Harmon. What? Harmon. Harmon. Harmon. Okay, so i was saying to these guys because they didn't know the be a man instagram really it was one of those

things where when i first started following you i was like i don't like this premise is funny but i don't know if it can continue to be funny and then every time i scroll past it i laugh and all of a sudden i get six million followers yeah it's crazy good shit when did you start uh start about five years ago we had a comedy thing going uh it was on once a week and then they started putting out about a year and a half ago they started putting it out every um every day we put on tiktok you know i didn't even know what the fuck tiktok was i thought it was was a watch. Yeah. My daughters saw what was going on. We had like 100,000 followers right away. My daughter's like, Dad, what are you doing?

We can't believe it. So then I started to pay attention a little bit. And, you know, it's gotten crazier and crazier since then. It's awesome. Like I said, I just laugh every single time. You had one today that was like, can you see what today's was on Instagram? Yeah, I haven't checked it yet.

So how do you come up with all these? Because that's the other part. I saw a bunch of weird ones on the train over here. I just put them in here. I write them down. Oh, an unreleased one? This is the one I saw today. Before a birthday, so you don't have to get a present.

Then go out with her a week later. Be a man. They're great. Break up with your girl right before her birthday So you don't have to get a present Then go out with her a week later Be a man Give us an unreleased one Learn how to butcher a fucking animal

Be a man You broke the mold You're a first generation right That's right How did you know that That is true. And you broke the mold. You're a first generation, right? That's right. Yeah. Oh, yeah. How did you know that? First gen internet influence.

Oh, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, that is true. It's a fact. So wait, are you put Ava and Roger? What are your men? Yeah, there we go. That's right. Are your kids big?

I have daughters. Are they big? They're small. They're small. Oh, see, I would say that's big on the internet. Oh, okay. You should probably do one. They're big? They're small. Oh, see. They're petite. See, I would say that's- Big on the internet. Oh, okay. You should probably do one-

They're big on the internet, yeah. Oh. You should probably do one like, have only sons, be a man. Yeah. That's kind of pussy. They always say the real bastards have just daughters. Yeah, that's true. That happened to you.

Yeah, absolutely. What does your wife think about all this shit? Which one? No, I don't have a wife. Oh, okay. There you go. All right. wife think about all this shit? Which one? No I don't have a wife Oh okay there you go You think I'm married? Alright yeah be a man Yeah if you have a wife get rid of her

Divorce be a man Be a man Get divorced Get a husband Get married Get a husband You should throw in a couple gay ones Yeah just a few gay ones

We do You do? Yeah Well get married and then file divorce the next day. Be a man. Be a man. If your friend has blue balls, suck them off. Be a man.

I don't know. Let's not get carried away. Suck your boy off. Dude, that's the most massive thing you can do. Be a man. That's fucking great. Where's Rome? Italy.

Got ran out of the country. Good for him. Yeah. So are you doing stuff with us now um possibly yeah like a couple things i like it how do you are you monetizing like all your stuff yeah yeah we're doing i mean six million is money we have a bmn beer coming uh bmn salsa being there oh that's not blunts how can you be a man seltzer it better be poison yeah it's got alcohol just be beer good alcohol that would be funny if you did be a man seltzer? It better be poison. Yeah. It's got alcohol in it. It better just be beer.

It's got alcohol in it. That would be funny if you did Be A Man seltzer and it's just beer. Beer flavored seltzer. Beer flavored. Yeah, we got a bunch of shit going on, a bunch of ads we're working on. We signed with an agent who's going to help us with certain things, UTA. Nice. Go to the hospital, die, Be A Man. Yeah.

Dying is masculine. That's a fact. That's a fucking fact. can we do like word association can we rattle something off and you say if it's masculine or feminine absolutely okay fire away licorice black licorice is okay okay what about saltwater taffy so no way yeah oysters fuck yeah okay you know what that leads to sandcastles sandcastles no okay kicking over sandcastles fuck yeah okay a bike kind of bike one with training wheels very masculine okay he passed that he's right he's fucking right what about rollerblades yes absolutely roller skates roller sk. It has to do with hockey.

Of course it's masculine. Okay. Where's Whitney? Is he here today? No, he doesn't work here all the time. Oh, hell no. Pink Whitney. Yeah.

Yeah, it's not bad. Okay, that's masculine? That's masculine? Yeah, it's masculine. It's pink. It's a hockey player's fucking booze. It's good stuff. Watching Real Housewives.

Yeah. Yes, fuck yes. Those separate private rooms for breastfeeding. No. College wrestling. Amateur wrestlers. College wrestlers. The ones in singlets.

Absolutely. But they're kind of just hugging each other. It was a gimme. That's fine. Retort. That was a gimme. What else? This is fun.

Salads. Depends what you have on it. Letting your son have a girlfriend. Yeah. Don it letting your son have a girlfriend yeah don't let your daughter have a boyfriend right yeah be a man that's that's a good one have you done that one yes okay we got something like we've uh we've released about a thousand well have your daughters ever dated of course yeah what's up with the guy i just tell him don't fuck with my daughter so i'll kill you yeah basically or else I'll kill you. Yeah. Be a man.

Basically, you know. I'll kill you. Be a man. But we've released about 1,000. We've got 3,000 that have been recorded that haven't been released. So like I say, if I get hit by a bus, you'll see my ugly face for another 10 years. Yeah. That's actually cool.

Juice War. Yeah. I got like another 1,000 written down that I haven't recorded. Jeez. X, X, X. X, X, X. When did you start getting paid? Like what amount of followers or what had to happen to start getting that cash flow? Paid, paid, paid, paid. We're starting to get paid, paid now.

You know, we do a lot of cameos every week. Hey, here we go. We do the man here. Nobody. Nice to see you. And we do about 50 cameos every week. I like the fucking Orioles shit. Sit down.

He looks like a ball player. You know this guy? You'd like this guy. This is Harmon. He's got the P of Man. Go in your headphones. Go to jail. Yeah, go to jail.

What's that? Yeah, go to jail. He went to jail? Yeah, he went to jail. Prison. Prison, yeah. If he got arrested, immediately ask for the death penalty. Be a man.

You're a pussy. You're a pussy. You're a pussy. You served your time. You didn't ask for the death penalty. Be a man. You're a pussy. You're a pussy. You're a pussy. You served your time. You didn't ask for the death penalty. Oh, you suppose to? Yeah, so his TikToks and Instagrams, play another one for, please.

Did you get your sentence shortened because of good behavior? No. Thank God. Okay, okay. Only cheat in the morning because at the end of the day, you're an honest guy.

Be a man. That's good. Yeah. I like this guy, yes. Be absolutely miserable, but change nothing. Be a man. I don't even remember recording that one. Oh, he's a lady.

Yeah. He's not married or none of that, right? No, be a man, get divorced. I am here to see a broad, though. Oh. In New York City. Nice. Well, I love this fucking guy.

Yeah. He's a legend. Young. Yeah. So just be a man. She's young. She's young. Now, is it a manly thing if you shared her with us?

Statistically, she- I'm an alpha. So what if she has fake tits that were put in by a male doctor? If that happened, it's fine with me because it's nice. What if the hottest woman in the entire world- Kept fucking up, had to fiddle with them over and over. Perfect 10 was like, hey, Harmon, and I was with you. It was like, Harmon, big cat, I want both of you in my mouth at the same time.

I don't do cock on cock. Harmon? What if she puts a little- I don't want to on cock What if she puts Like a little What if she puts A piece of I don't want to see Any guy's hot

On my own We're trying to push To see where Be a man goes to What if What if The most beautiful And in the world

Woman was with you She cheated on you Would you take her back Would you be a man And take her back Yeah Then fuck her once And tell the squirrel

Be a man Be a man So no devil's threesomes. No threesomes. No. What if? What is a devil's threesome? That's with two men instead of two women.

You know what it is. That was smart by you to pretend you don't know what it is. That's a good one. No kidding. Okay, so what if, though, it was you and Big Cat. She wanted to fuck you both, but you had a magician put her in that box and split her in half. So you could be in different rooms. Ooh. I'll take the twat.

You can fuck her face. He's a good pick. That's a good pick. That's what I would pick. Wow. If I had to. Let me check the answers. Yeah, he's right.

Andy took the twat. That's exactly correct. Oh, fuck. What are you guys doing to me here? Don't get me in trouble. No, I'm picking your brain. Wallow, what are you doing here today? I'm just in New York moving around.

You got the Orioles shit. What's up? I don't even know what player this is. You don't know. You're not going to wear another man on your back? I look cool, but baseball players get the most money, so I like wearing a jersey. Okay, I like that. Yeah, Wallows don't watch sports, be a man.

Only root for winners. Never trust a guy that doesn't watch sports, be a man. Yeah, don't watch. Only root for winners. Never trust a guy that doesn't like sports, be a man. No, that's correct, Ed. Yeah, he likes winners. He likes winners. But I like winners. That's sports teams. He only roots for the teams that win.

Oh, okay. Like, he's a big Rams fan. Every year, my team change. Yeah, would your favorite band still be your favorite band if they started sucking out of nowhere? That's a really good point That's a great point Be loyal be a man

Okay but can I say this Can I say this Who got time to sit around In this world people they only love the winner Nobody loves losers Think about that That's a fact Nobody loves a fucking loser

Yeah so if your team is I don't know Oh in 12 Big cat Do you still love them? He's won He's won every title this year Kansas

Every year Rams Avalanche Oh Kansas won I didn't know that Kansas won You gotta add it to the list I guess we did too Nick

What? We were at Oh yeah you guys were there. We were in Kansas. We exude. Omens. So you're just in the city? Yeah, going around, kicking it with some people. You know, I moved around a lot.

Oh, here's one, Harmon. What if you broke up with your girlfriend, but then you drove with her from Philly to New York? What about it? Is that a man thing? Is that being a man? Why not? Be a man.

Fuck, I got got. You got got. I would have bet. That was a total hypothetical. That was not based on anyone or anything. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. So I was in that miniature golf tournament

last weekend with Minahan. Oh, you were? I was right behind him when he threw the... Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had my hat on the regular way. How'd you do? Oh, shit. Fuck. Sucking golf, be a man. Yeah, that's a fact. Yeah, that's a feminine thing to be great at.

Yeah. That is such a fact. What's your last name? Being good at anything is not masculine. You know what's a fact? C-A-P. Is there a Harmon Killebrew in there? Yeah, that's a baseball player. What a cool last name. I got named after him. Killebrew? Yeah. Harmon, that's how I got my nickname. Yeah, Killeb What a cool-ass name. I got named after him. Kill a Brew? Yeah. Haman.

That's how I got my nickname. Yeah, Kill a Brew is the ultimate man name. That's how you kill brews. I hit a home run when I was eight years old, and they started calling me Haman. It just stuck. Oh, it's a nickname. That's sick. I come from the same town as the owner of this company.

Bird Dog. Oh, Dave. Okay, yeah, yeah. Bird Dogs. Oh, yeah. Bird Dogs. I'm wearing them right now. You like these?

Are there bird dogs? Yeah. Where can I get a pair? They got a little pocket on the side. We have a box lying around. I'll give you mine right now. I don't want to. I don't want to.

You don't wear drawers. They're built in. You don't have to. With Steven Joe with bird dogs. How old do you have to be to stop wearing drawers? These have built-in liners. Oh, yeah? Yeah.

I got to get some of those. Yes. Do they have zipper pockets, though? Yep. Yep. I love zipper pockets. Right here on the side where you can put anything you want.

I put my keys in here. No, see, they don't have them on these sides. No, but they have it right on the side. So where is it? They ain't got nothing in the office? We can find you some.

I'd like that. You guys know where Stephen Che is? He's around. Is he? That's my fucking guy. You like Stephen Che? I like him, too. Why?

He wanted to fight my buddy, Shane. Oh, yeah, Shane's ass. Did you watch that episode? Yeah's my fucking guy. You like Stephen Che? I like him too. Why? He wanted to fight my buddy Shane. Oh, yeah. Shane's the best. Did you watch that episode? It was awesome. It got a little. Thank you. Where's the beers?

Thank you. I loved it. Thank you. You liked that. I loved it. Fuck yes. That is the best compliment we get. That was right before the fourth, right?

Yeah. A lot of people didn't like it, but B-Man Harmon loved it. We're just guys being dudes. Just talking shit brandon at mississippi yeah he's the big he's the most popular guy is boris that's my fucking guy really he's a real sports guy he knows sports yeah yeah he really like you know like he know how to win tickets and stuff and shit like yeah you know what a ticket is right yeah no i know but like are you saying he wins tickets to like oh gambling gambling a ticket is, right? Yeah, no, I know. But like, are you saying he wins tickets to like, oh, gambling. Gambling.

A ticket is, all right, let me tell you. He's not that good of a gambler. Oh, Wiles not. He know what he's talking about. No, none of us are good gamblers. Be a man. Lose all your bets. Be a man.

Beth both teams will at least have one winner. Be a man. There it is. I love when we was in L.A. and Brandon had to jump in the pool with the weight. Yeah, I was trying to drown him. Yo, it was legendary. I love he was sitting in his room Brandon had to jump in the pool with the weight. So yeah, I was trying to drown him. Yo, it was a legendary. I love he was sitting in this room.

That was a fucking good time. Oh my God. Was it? Do you follow battle rap at all? No, not like that. You know, like how Roan has a pretty good legacy.

Yeah. Roan is good. But how good? Uh, you could probably still take some else. He could do, he's, he can hold his own wrong.

Go hold his own. And he's from Philly. So he's, uh, he could do his own thing Ron can hold his own. And he's from Philly, so he can do his own thing. Yeah. I mean, most winners come from Philly. That's true. A lot do, yeah. Think about it.

Were you playing basketball? Gilly's fucking good. Yeah, fuck my backup playing basketball. Gilly put out a highlight tape. Can you find it? Where did he post that? It ain't no highlight tape. He always, every game. Like, we're going to play in the big three down there with Gronk.

Yeah, yeah, I saw that. We're going to play in the big three, and next week I'll probably get, like, a good six and a half fouls and three points. That's good. I like that. I like the half. See, I know what I'm doing. I'm going in there as Rodman.

I play like Rodman. Right. Minus the rebounds. Oh, no, you had a highlight in it, too. I wasn't that good. Yeah, you had a highlight in the low post. You juked someone out. Oh, yeah, I did?

Yeah, see, it was probably like a week or two ago. I watched it. No, but I didn't score. The young kid, he kept shooting. He was hot. The young kid was hot. He had a bunch of shots. I love the nicknames they have for Gilley.

Galante West. He's their guy. Tracy McGillied. That one needs work. Yeah, that one's maybe workshop. LaGill James. Kendall Gill, that's just. Is that the quote that made Clemma famous?

Damien Gill. Oh, that's hot. Oh, no. Damien liked that. That was a good basketball. Damien Gill looks good. I was watching it with my daughter. She doesn't know anything about Boston.

We were watching it on YouTube. You don't know nothing about Boston. She watching it with my daughter. She doesn't know anything about Boston. We were watching it on YouTube. You don't know nothing about Boston. She laughed when she saw it. Even though I know him. Yeah. Him running. She lost it. It was the best.

Those guys playing basketball. He's around if you want to go find him. Who, Homer? Oh, yeah. I just saw him. Oh, good. Yeah. Be a man.

He's working. Working hard. I love that be a man shit. Yeah. Yeah, you're on that shit. Oh, yeah. Here it is. Yeah, yeah.

Was I on it? Yeah, you. Giller's dropping times, yeah, here it is. Yeah, yeah. Was I on it? Yeah, you. Killers dropping times. Chauncey Gillips. That's the best one. I'm on his highlight. Look at him. Look at that shit.

Yeah, you traveled on this highlight. I'm a number one pick of the salts. They don't have me on there. Wait, keep going. Keep going. You're on there. I'm not on there. 10, 9, 10.

Oh, oh, there's not another one from this exact... If you click the league name. My highlights is not on there. They don't show my highlights. If you click the league name on that video, TJ. They had me on there? They did. You were in the low post.

Pump fake someone you traveled. No, you traveled. Oh, me? Yeah, you definitely traveled. I saw it. I got a bunch of fouls that game. Yo, let me ask you a question about podcasts. Is it oversaturation of podcasts now in the world?

I think there's more podcasts than listeners. Good question. You guys listen to my podcast? Be a Man Experience. Oh. Me and John Fiore from, you know, John Fiore from The Sopranos. Which one is he? GG, he died taking a shit. Okay, yeah, yeah, yes, yes.

He's a good buddy of mine. We do a podcast. Who from The Sopranos? GG. John Fiore. He got fucked up. He died taking a shit. Yeah.

I think they got rid of him because he was too handsome, to be honest with you. Shit. That actually probably makes sense. All right, yeah, here we go. Gillian was just crossing people up. I want to see Wallow's highlights coming up. That's embarrassing for the guy. He's got fucking game.

Here it comes. Here comes your highlight. Oh, fuck. Damn. There. Not there. Where the fuck was your highlight? They took it from history.

They did. It was too hot for the internet. Yeah, I had a big game. Yeah, I don't think there's too many podcasts. I think if you're passionate, people will listen to you. Let me ask you a question. If you're good, people listen to you. Yeah.

If I play sports, what sport would I play? Hockey. You look like a baseball player. Maybe because he's wearing a baseball uniform? No, he just... He'd be like a Latino baseball player. Yeah, maybe. I could see that. If I could make the most money, I'd rather play baseball. You think you can make it in the league? Easy.

If you were a professional golfer, would you join that Saudi league if they offer you 150 mil? Oh, yeah. I don't even know nothing about golfing. I don't even watch golf. I watch all other sports. I got teams and all that, but I don't know nothing about golf. Harmon, would you join the lift tour?

No, I'm loyal. Be loyal. Be a man. Wait, but what about like $100 million? You're going to get killed over in the Middle East. Someone's going to kill you. If anyone, that's be a man territory. Yeah, that is. You literally have to get killed over in the Middle East. Someone's going to kill you. That's be a man territory. Yeah, that is.

You literally have to be a man. They watch your Instagram and they're like, they don't think it's funny. They think it's fat. They're bad men, some of them. Yeah. That shit's no good. Be a man. Use a bone saw when killing someone.

Be a man. Be a man. That's what they fucking say. Cut your head off. Be a man. Yeah. What? Be a partner.

We just got back. We were in Colorado all week. So I think he's down on the shore. We were interviewing different people, going around. We had Aaron Rodgers on. Went to Jake Plummer. He's a former quarterback. He has a mushroom farm. Yeah.

He had a mushroom farm. He has a mushroom farm. He's making a shitload of money. It was awesome. So he sells shit like Whole Foods and all that? He sells these little tinctures shit where you're supposed to take it every day. And what do it do to you?

It makes you feel better. I believe it. What type of feel better? Not the mushrooms that will make you trip. I'm the ones Mike Tyson takes. He does? What? He tried to get Gilly to take some on the show. And why didn't he do it? He was a pussy. Did you take him? No. Be a man. Don't smile. Be a pussy. Did you take him? No. Be a man.

Don't smile. Be a man. Never take another man's drugs. Be a man. Be a man. Have any rappers come out of Denver? Have any athletes came out of there? Big time athletes.

Legends. Chauncey Billups. Yeah. He's from Colorado. Some hockey players. Lindell White. He's from Colorado. some hockey players um lindell white he's from colorado tracy chapman yeah chase chase chapman came from either that or england you know these people

one or the other don't know none of them play uh before rest easy i'm trying to think what other athletes. What about that fucking skier? No, that was Vermont. Oh, the broad? Yeah, maybe that one. Lindsey? Yeah. Lindsey Martin?

Yeah, yeah. We're going to spin the wheel anyway, so you guys don't want to be here for that anyway. Well, thank you. Harmon, thank you. Showering with your clothes on. Masculine? Yeah, that way you don't have to wash your clothes either. I like it. Go follow him at Be A Man. Masculine? Yeah. That way you don't have to wash your clothes either. I like it.

Good God. Go follow him at Be A Man. It's very, very funny. Every day. Austin, Be A Man. Austin, Be A Man everywhere. Everywhere. Maybe see the last half of that in salivating.

Yeah. All right. Thank you. Oh, yeah. Fuck. What? Okay, great. Great.

Awesome. I'll be done in a half hour or two. I'll catch you. All right. All right. I'll see you. See you. Yeah.

Be easy. Nice. I like that. Is that Troops here? No. No. That's not. I was wrong.

I was wrong. Troops always wears a backpack. He does always wear a backpack. Troops is also black. And way too tall. Way too tall to be Troops. Where is Tro also black. And way too tall. Way too tall to be troops. Where is Troops right now? In the UK.

He's just there now? He lives there? What is he from there? Fuck. Would you move there, Zah? Me? Zah's moving to Chicago. No.

Well, yeah. Yeah, just to watch Arsenal, but I've lived there. I lived there for two years and I hate it. Okay. Wow. It's the worst place I've lived, actually lived there for two years And I hate it Okay Wow It's the worst It's the worst

Worst place I've lived actually London Zazmov in Chicago Yeah I feel like I would Despise living there Zazmov you're coming to Chicago Trust me Commit right now

You don't have to beg me To get the fuck out of this city So is TJ There it is Do you feel comfortable With the be easy I feel like that ended it Incorrectly

The what Be easy Oh You took a risk there And I don't know if it incorrectly. The what? Be easy. Oh. You took a risk there and I don't know if it worked. Be easy. Not to wallow.

To be a man. Yeah, I know, but I just... You feel confident with how that went. I like it. I kind of did. Yeah?

I actually don't fuck with my goodbyes. With your lingo? Yeah. I'm a peace man myself. I'm don't fuck with my goodbyes. With your lingo? Yeah. I'm a peace man myself. I'm a one love. Yeah. Just one.

For the people you really love. One. One. One. Shit. Be a man. Is he out of here? What's in his bag?

Condoms. Probably condoms. Oh, no. Actually, no. Don't wear a condom be a man no i think it's more masculine to have a duffel full of condoms and never use them never use them yeah these are my that's a fact uh yeah spin the wheel Anything good happen when I was gone? No, it's been all dry. Wow.

I believe it's been all dry. Did we not? Okay. Yeah. We're going to need... Someone has to take Ron out to dinner? Ron and Nate. We'll see where that goes, yeah.

I'd go out to dinner with Nate. Just chop it up. Talk about the bar stool. I've been out to dinner with him. I've been out to dinner with him, yeah. It would be easy. I just don't think the cuisine meets my palate. You're not a French guy?

No, I know I would love that shit. Would you? Heavy cream. They make it so it's all good. I've been to France once. The bread there is so much better than the bread here. It's fucking insane. I don't know what they do with it.

Yeah? That's real? Yes. I thought it was fake. I thought it was bullshit. And then by the fourth day, it would be like two o'clock and be like, where's my baguette? You're right.

It is incredible how many sandwich places and it's an incredible sandwich. They just sacrifice with shitty bread. Right. Yeah. America. Right. So often. And then if you have great bread, it can totally make the sandwich.

Yeah. That's how, that's the Jimmy John's model. Yeah. Great bread. Great bread. I think there's some sort of chemical reaction with the mayo it's people love that yeah the mayo works and i'm not even a mayo guy freaky fast too oh my actually is kind of freaky how fast they get so fast i hate

how there's none around here yeah there's none in manhattan or no dairy queens in manhattan they make them so like so you they're finished by the time you're done paying you never worked for jimmy johns did you did I did. Okay. For a summer. What's their secret to being so fast? I think you just got to try. Like, other places, they don't tell you to, like, you have to be fast. Right.

So, they're just, like, lazy part-time workers who don't. They have no incentive. They don't toast, and they only have one type of cheese. Oh. So, yeah, they limit the options. They do. Interesting. I'm not a fan.

What? They're actually my least favorite chain. Is it because they're cold? Yeah. They don't toast and they only have one type of cheese

and it's provolone, which is one of the worst types of cheese. Life would be so much better, I think Ken Jack brought this up, if Quiznos won the sandwich war

with Subway. I don't remember anything about how Quiznos tasted. There was a Quiznos at the Denver airport. Was it really that good? It wasn't Jersey Mike's. Just toast it. I don't like Jersey about how Quiznos tasted. There was a Quiznos at the Denver airport. Was it really that good? It wasn't Jersey Mike's. Just toast it.

I don't like Jersey Mike's. Their sandwiches are always wet. They're so good. You get it Mike's way, which is just oil on it, I think, and salt and pepper. Quiznos invented those. They had a promo where it was these tiny sandwiches. Genius. Because then you just can order a bunch of them and feel like you're not a fat pig

yeah people need to restaurants need to start doing that smaller smaller size but then you just order a bunch of them yeah yeah sliders are awesome smaller foods taste better i said this but yeah i went to torchy's for the first time the other day uh we went it they give you a lot of food i ordered seven tacos. Tacos. Yeah. The actual guy taking the order was like, I think you've ordered enough. Yeah. He's like embarrassing thing to have happened. They were.

They were very polite to the point where they were like even like rubbing up on us. Oh, really? They were lap dances. They like they all touched us on the way out. Yeah. Yeah. But it wasn't like where that's part of the part of the manual? Just like down the back. That was strange.

That was in Lawrence, Kansas. What just happened? Something just shot at you. Yeah, what was that? It didn't do anything. Wait, rewind the tape. Was it a lemon seed? It was a piece of the...

What just happened? Equipment. I got hit by equipment. And it was quickly, I think. Some velocity. That's a normal masculine hand motion by me. And it was quickly, I think. Some velocity. That's a normal masculine hand motion by me. And there I go again.

Oh, no. All right, let's stop, buddy. I just rested on the knee. I don't know where it came from. I don't even see it. Maybe the mic stand? It came from the mic stand. Can we get full screen on this?

Okay. Okay, there you are discovered. Yeah, that was me seeing it. Oh, you're pissed. That was it. You are fucking pissed. It went so fast you can't even see it. Wait, where? Yeah, I saw that.

Yeah, I don't see it. Yeah. What was that? What was that? I lost it. Where'd it go? Here it is. Oh, you flicked it.

Oh, I barely even tried to flick. I didn't even flick. What the fuck? What's fucked up, dude? Yeah. Wow. Damn. What a little treat that was.

Yeah, I like that. It was a little treat we captured that this thing all right so wait are you guys here next week yep one week and then next weekend we go to the uh we go to alaska shit yeah all right well next week i'm here all week good from rowdy and huntington uh heyton. You got me all scared. Yeah, it sucks. Why? It's dangerous. They won the men's soccer title a year or two ago.

What part of the state is it in? I don't think you can be that gross. South or west. Oh, so it's far? It's close to Cincinnati. Shit, so it's farther. No, that's just the closest airport. Wait, it's like two hours from Cincinnati?

Probably two and a half. Give me a map real quick. It's on the Kentucky border. It's on the closest airport. Wait, it's like two hours from Cincinnati? Probably two and a half. Give me a map real quick. It's on the Kentucky border. It's on the big sandy river. Let's do a map where we're at. You're flying into Cincinnati? Yeah. No, we're flying private.

Oh, okay. No big deal. We're ruining the ozone layer. That's fine. Not even atop Huntington. That hurts. I was born in huntington new york uh zoom out where are we at where are we looking at oh shit we're in we're going to columbus same damn that is far yeah because yeah where's morgantown's all the way on the east side right

yeah it's like up at the the right angle that go up yeah yeah it's it's not a shapely state but yeah like that that area of ohio have you been to like ou like athens ohio yes yes it's that's more country than west virginia yeah yeah capital of the world that rust belt yeah may Youngstown. There's just no culture there. There's no identifiers. There's no things. I would separate. Youngstown's like Rust Belt.

That's just like Appalachia. West Virginia. Huntington, yeah. That southern area you have. Yeah. Are you going to do any extracurriculars there? Or are you just in and out? I think we're in and out.

I think Large and Frank are going to be there for a couple days. Large frank and doug's have to fly to cincinnati and then drive two and a half hours yeah large is driving them yeah i heard yeah ironic that he's the smallest yeah yeah that is is doug's gonna get his ass kicked i don't know people have been saying that he's gonna come on next week i i'm nervous i don't think it fucking matters the fact that he's training every day oh i agree i getting in there is like alex bennett's opponent uh released tape this morning she looks good too cupcake yeah she looks good too but alex is very committed she goes like twice three times a day trains doug's i'm sure does too i just don't know if he posts as much what would be the best outcome one of them getting knocked out maybe not doug's maybe alex because alex can bounce back from a knockout i think it would be the best outcome? One of them getting knocked out. Maybe not Doug's. Maybe Alex. Because Alex can bounce back from a knockout.

I think it would be a both good career move if Doug's lost a tooth. Yeah. And he just became a one-tooth guy. Maybe puked on the mat. Something. Yeah. Something memorable. Yeah. And I thought, yeah. But Alex getting knocked out. Like, Alex has

the personality she could come back from getting knocked out. Definitely. There are certain people who fought in that. She's done this right where she's just like, this is something I want to challenge myself. Challenge myself, yeah, right. I'm not saying she will get knocked out. It looks like they're in an underground base. Oh, yeah.

Cupcake's got some moves. Oof. Damn. I just hope they go fucking ape shit on each other We should have showed that to Kim When she was in here Like scaring her I said to her I was like it would be a shame if Alex died

Non-zero chance Non-zero chance And it would be a shame Yeah What you said to Kim was very nice Right Like if Alex died I'd be like damn that's a shame That would be a shame yeah like i would argue what you said to kim was very nice right like if alex died i'd be like damn that's a shame that would be a shame right undeniably it's a fact right so i don't know why anyone would get upset about that i'm telling her yeah she said don't say that and like okay i'd be happy yeah like what do you want me to say like i'm rooting for her no i it would

be a shame a bona fide shame if she died yes in the ring bad i don't know but bad um a shame. A bona fide shame if she died. Yes. In the ring. Bad? I don't know, but bad. A shame. Yeah, yeah. Would you, like, DM her? Like, Kim? Oh, I have access to her account. So I'd just be DMing myself.

Yeah, just say apologies. Yeah. Apologies is a weird way to verbalize your sorrow for someone's loss. I apologize. Yeah. Hey, I wish that person hadn't died. I apologize to notice that you hadn't. Right, right, right.

Went to a young funeral, which is a sick rap name. Fuck. Oh, my God. But, yeah. Young funeral? Funeral. can you patent it I guess that's me now cool

but I went to a young funeral and I went up to like the family one of the siblings and I I like was so awkward and like uncomfortable and I said

how are you doing and I felt bad after that and then he was like he looked at the casket and looked at me and I was like yeah okay I don't know what to say

yeah I don't deal well with death under like 85 I think the biggest fault that people have is trying to insert themselves into it like let me know what I can do that's not your role that's not your role

is this Young Funeral? god damn it he's fly as hell he is fly as hell. Oh, fuck. He is fly as fuck. 615 views. We got to put him on. Yeah, we got to put him on. Young funeral.

Old funeral. Old funeral is not sad. Middle-aged funeral. With kids. The perfect funeral is when you can say they look good. What do like you yeah just like hey they look good you know like i think it's anytime someone over 85 dies and it's just like yeah who cares yeah good life good job like that's a hell of a life if you live to 85 plus i don't think you can complain about dying. Is this Young Funeral featuring Johnny? Yeah, it is. Fuck.

Johnny Top Dog. His verse is insane. What's your rap name? I guess Johnny. So my real name's John. And what could my rap name be? You're Johnny. Okay.

Oh man. Young Funeral. Okay. Oh, man. Young Funeral. Today's a yak anniversary. Whoa. Let's guess. Let's try to guess. How many years? My one year was yesterday.

I'm so bad at time, I couldn't tell you anything that happened last August. Is this the first anniversary of the first wet wheel? No. What was going on last August? Oh, did I go to the hospital for weed? No. What was going on last August? Oh, did I go to the hospital for weed? No. Okay. Who did it involve?

It involved a sport. A world championship. Is this a... Oh, this is an... Oh, it's the ski ball. Oh! Turn your attention to Brandon's shelf. Yeah, there it is.

The rematch. Oh, yeah. That was such a fun live show. That was a funny live show because if you went to see it live, you had to sit outside. We were inside, and they watched it on a screen. Yeah. And the bar basically had capacity for us only.

It was a fun time. It was fun. Yeah. I went from just like imagining what the best skeeball player in the world was like to a week later seeing him win a world title. Remember the cats? No, the kids. Dad.

Dad. He was a helicopter dad of skeeball. Yeah. He was like the cat sign. Is his J in a shield? Oh, wow. That's kind of cool. That is cool.

It was awesome, yeah. You got to have them go up against each other. They were the most purest, best skee-ball players. Yeah. That was their thing. Yeah, we went in there thinking it was a joke, and then it got super serious. No, that was their life.

I was like on the edge of my seat. Yes. Yeah, what's the sig? I would like to see a rematch. That was so much fun. Is it a cat's tongue? Oh, it's a cat head. Oh.

No, we have to catch up with them. Yeah, I know. We need to do a rematch. Was there any riffs in the community? Can we do a re-rematch? There was some guy who was trying to do a documentary about it. He reached out to me. I can't remember if he ever.

Oh, yeah, they were filming a documentary there. Yeah. We got to get a rematch. That was so much was so rematch colon the rematch yeah um anything that people are that passionate about i'm in i uh was like nodding off uh on a bus back to west virginia but did one of us get kissed? Did somebody get presented a coin? There was a gentleman at the pop punk concert with a coin, but he was insistent that he wasn't going to kiss us. Okay. Yeah.

So yeah. It feels like he was going to. We've been close. Oh, there he is. I saw that shirt out in the wild in Colorado as well. It's a very funny shirt. That shirt is wild. It's just like, what a wild one to wear.

Our shirts are impossible to explain. Yeah. They're so deep. But I think if I saw that shirt at a thrift shop, I'd be like, this is kind of cool. Yeah. No, I mean, he looked cool wearing it. I think he was the one who gave me drugs. Oh, he was at the LA live show as well.

Yeah. Not that guy, but a guy in that shirt gave me drugs. Nice. Oh, yeah, and there's all the one who gave me drugs. He was at the LA live show as well. Yeah. Not that guy, but a guy in that shirt gave me drugs. Nice. Oh, yeah, and there's all the rest. Wait a minute. Oh, okay. Wait list. I held the coin.

It's a lot heavier and bigger. It's a nice piece. Those are cool. Who's drawing those? They're very good. Is that a draw thing? Why don't we just start making big dog shirts with the yak? Yeah.

We started to. Why don't we? Yeah, big dog shirts with the yak? Yeah. We started to. Why don't we? Yeah, I don't know. You tell us. Yeah, we should. The tie-dye ones really, really sold well, though. Oh, I need it. I will not eat the bugs shirt.

Yeah, those are my favorite shirts. What is the earliest yak shirt? What is the first piece of yak merch ever put out? Oh. Yeah. Geez. This is the first piece of Yak merch ever put out? Oh. Yeah. Jeez. This is the oldest? Really?

That's it? There's got to be like Yak stuff that's not on sale anymore. Yeah. Yeah. Huh. Wow.

Memory lane. All right. We got anything else? I don't think so good show yeah good to catch up I like a good classic talk just a little yak it up be a man legend

100k soon yeah please subscribe we need to get that 200 followers 2000 followers please subscribe let's try to get it next week is everyone in next week goal next Friday I might not be here Friday

Because of rough and rowdy But we gotta get it when everyone's here I will commit To a live Yak, Brandon doesn't do his sling show On Fridays I will stay on the Yak Friday for as long As we need.

Let's do it Thursday, though, I'm saying. If we don't hit. Oh, yeah. If we're close enough, whenever day. Next week is 100K week. Yeah. Let's do it. We got to do a push. For all those asking about coins in the chat right now,

we're releasing more of the 500 Season 6 coins when we hit 100K. How many are we putting out? 75? I think there's only 75 left. Okay. All right. Okay. Great job.

All right, boys. See everyone on Monday. Excited. Yep. Yep. Yep. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act Did that ass fat?

He be on half that