The Yak - The Hottest New Gameshow? | The Yak 5-18-22

Episode Date: May 18, 2022

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right now. They are fantastic. What's your problem, Brandon? I like to poke holes in ads but the bird dogs are the best. They're the best. Brandon, what's your problem? What's the matter, Big Brando? Give me my sandwich, Nick. I didn't take your sandwich. Give me my sandwich, Nick. Why do you... I'm like the one that would prank you the least on

this fucking show. Oh, wow. I thought he was going to eat it. KB doesn't want anything to do with it. I didn't want that prank. I didn't want it to be a whodunit. I didn't want him to, yeah. Okay.

KB took your sandwich. I did not. He put it under the tennis. You took it and threw it to him? I did not. No, he just took it. He just gave it back. KB's been getting to the office early.

Let's say he's the new face of a certain chip. Oh. I just hoed myself out for Takis. Yeah? Got fucking naked on a fucking green screen surfboard. Oh, yeah. This company's throwing me the wrong bags. We're going to be buying Takis?

They're giving you Takis Quagos. Yeah, just throwing me Takis. You need a little bit of that Verde. I'm a wave of intensity. Give us your Takis face.

Takis. A wave of intensity. Oh. I'm hungry now. Tooth snap. That was a really good tooth snap.

Yeah. You okay? I was a little sick, yeah. I would have jarred my whole face. I know that would have fucked me up. That's why they asked Kyle. I like that sick, yeah. I would have jarred my whole face. I know that would have fucked me up.

That's why they asked Kyle. I like that chain, Nick. Nick's working a chain. What's going on there? Well, me and Brandon got bracelets two Christmases ago. Right. And then my mom asked. She had just tuned into the Yak for the first time in about a year earlier this week.

Didn't say if it was good or bad. She just said, where'd that bracelet go? I forgot my bracelet. Oh, no. So my bracelet's back. So she checks in once every two years to make sure you have the bracelet. Yes. It was her bi-yearly check.

And yeah, I don't want to get caught slipping again. Yeah. All right. You got it from Italy. She ordered it from there. She's never left the country. I respect people who never left the country. In the United States. There's a lot to see. There's a lot. What's never left the country. I respect people who never left the country. In the United States.

There's a lot to see. There's a lot. Listen. The country. I don't like when people neglect America, though. That's what I'm saying. I respect people who don't leave the United States because they're like, I'm going to search America. Yeah.

Maybe get that out of the way first. Yeah, right. A lot easier. By the way, tomorrow we're not going to be doing the edible with Frank because he's going to be at Rough and Rowdy, so we'll have to do that next Thursday. Oh, fuck. Mm-hmm. Where is it?

Wheeling, West Virginia. Okay. Stick around. We'll hold it down here. I tried to invite both of you. No, no. I don't want people getting on. We have a two-week road trip the next week, so we didn't want to.

One on the record. I invited both of the Wheeling boys. On the PJ. It was a big week for Wheeling. We had one of our boys as a Dodger. What? He had a fucking gutsy debut. Trevor Bowers from Wheeling?

You have a gutsy debut. What did he do? Michael Grove. I think he did like four innings, zero earned runs. That's gutsy. Three strikeouts. That is very gutsy. Yeah.

Is he a friend of yours? No, he was younger. He wasn gutsy. Three strikeouts. That is very gutsy. Yeah. Is he a friend of yours? No, he was younger. He wasn't in high school with me. All right, that's good because I was going to say if he's your age, that's a problem. Always be wary of the 28-year-old rookie in MLB. What is the story there? Is that weird?

I know it's not common, but what's the issue there? I remember Brian LaHher on the cubs the minor leagues is fascinating to me it's like 30 awful place just constantly moving to different cities good instagram account to follow minor league grinders they just really they send in submissions about how shitty it is all right buses like when the guy gets signs his contract for like millions like the top prospects and he's on and he's going to fucking Idaho, what is he doing? He still has to live in these.

He's fine, but all of his teammates are living well below the poverty line. Yeah, so what is the dynamic there? Some guy just balling out in Boise, Idaho while everyone else is bored? Also, there's probably a dynamic just of if you are drafted high and then you end up in Boise, Idaho, you know it's temporary. But some of your teammates, that is their life. You know what I mean? Like, you're there for a stay.

Crazy to me. Right. One guy's just rich. Yeah. It's usually like two or three, but yeah. That's how me and Kyle look at sass. Hmm? Fucking.

Where is he? I don't know. Did you guys see Shkreli got out of jail? No way Pretty sure I saw someone tweeted at me and then Do you have his number? What for him? I might actually

Would you get him on PMT? He's been on What? Yeah I don't remember that Yeah that was back in the day before he went to jail Everything cataloged? That pre or post buying Wu-Tang

It was right around that time Okay Can we see if Shkreli got out of jail? Can you find that, TJ? That dude's been, he's about to wreak some havoc. Those shoes are sick. Thank you. Love those shoes.

You'll have them. Soon enough, putty. Okay. Since it's a dozen week no spoilers obviously I thought of a question based on the opening of the show somebody mentioned teeth snap can you guys name the most iconic teeth snap of all time well first of all this is an opinion

this is your opinion oh yeah this is 100% opinion it's a fact I actually would love for Stephen once you know the answer blanket across the board or somebody's specific moment it's a very famous moment Stephen Chay's trivia where it's just opinion

based would be very funny. I would love that. That should be a show. Can you write up? Opinion based trivia. You write Stephen Chay's opinion based trivia? So like if I would say the funniest moment. No you'd be like what is the most circular thing in the world? A dog's belly.

That's what we would have to do. I don't think I understood at the time what's circular like i thought we were doing half circles like that to me that's still not no that's still it's round well the fucker got caught up on circles so but i like this even like the first thing i remember going to home i try to answer the question eight months and give them the circle square puzzle i think it's pretty obvious we're doing the ice man and top gun correct oh i got it i got it right uh good job i think that's dated i don't think people were i think it's pretty obvious. Is it Iceman and Top Gun? Correct. Oh, I got it. I got it right. Good job.

I think that's dated. I don't think people are going to lose the younger crowd. I'm kind of having a moment right now. The movie's coming out and everybody's tweeting or watching the old

Top Gun on Netflix. I haven't watched it. I watched it for the first time this week. What'd you think? It was good. It was boys playing in their jeans.

I fast forward the volleyball scene. I foot two. Tom Cruise beating slow-mo the volleyball scene. Fuck yeah. Yeah. There's boys playing in their jeans. I fast forward the volleyball scene. I foot two, Tom Cruise beating... Slow-mo the volleyball scene. Fuck yeah. Yeah.

There's guys hanging out. Oh, yes, I want this to be... I want you to write Stephen Chay's opinion-based trivia. Okay. Have, like, five questions on deck at all times. Oh, so it's not going to be... It's going to be... No, I want to just be like,

hey, Stephen, let's do a little trivia today. Round one, what's the best food? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, shit like that. What is it? That's for you guys to guess. Steak.

Tacos. Pizza. Oh, it's going to be something... Hamburger. Steven, your favorite food is lobster. What is it? What is the best food? Movie popcorn.

Yeah, well, this is going to be great. I'm excited for this. It's going to be great. I actually knew that about him, too. I should have got that right. Yeah, he said it before. Who's the best wide receiver of all time? Oh, you don't ask the questions.

No, I know, but that's why I'm asking the question. Steven's going to think of the answer that he has. This is just reverse asking Steven things. Correct. Yes. That's the great part about it. Okay, yeah. Am I giving you the answer? Oh, you're thinking of it and then we guess.

Yeah, I know. There's answers. How about we try this? Jerry Rice? Randy Moss. It's Jerry Rice. Okay. Steven, give us an answer and we have to guess the question. Oh, yeah. Steven Chase reverse opinion trivia. This is good. I like this. That's just Jeopardy. This is Jeopardy, right? Steven Chase reverse opinion trivia. This is good. I like this.

That's just Jeopardy. Wait, this is Jeopardy, right? Jeopardy. Even Chase Jeopardy. Chase Jeopardy. Opinion Jeopardy. Yeah. All you got to do is have an opinion.

He's got the answer. Just find an opinion in your brain. Anywhere it is. Give it to us. Come on. Ben Wallace. The best hair in sports. Best afro in sports.

Greatest. Best defensive player of the 2000s. Second most affordable shoes at Stephen Barry's. Best player of 04. Yeah, that counts. I would have voted for him for MVP. The best player on the Pistons? I would have voted for him for MVP that year.

You were thinking of 2004 MVP by your ballot? Yeah. That was the opinion? No, this is great. Yeah, yeah, no, that's his ballot. That is perfect. I would also like you to retroactively fill out all the MVP ballots for all major sports. He is retroactive for MVPs.

That's not a bad idea for a blog. Yeah. I mean, this is, we just, when we don't have anything to talk about. That's a a blog series. Yeah, we just crawl inside your brain and just live in there and like, oh, this is a scary, scary place. Can we get one more? Yeah, let's go one more. Anfernee Simons, Blazers shooting guard.

Deserved the dunk contest champion. Did he win? That's a good one. Most unfulfilled career? What about him? I said never was. I think he's the most underrated player in the NBA. I said never was is Grant Hill, I think.

It's Marcus Dupree. My favorite guy to bet on. He just shoots a ton of threes. Okay. I like this. This game is – I kind of want one more. I mean, we have to keep going.

Get away from basketball. Yeah, get away from maybe even sports. I don't think he can. He can. He can. He can. You can use a sentence, too, if that's the answer. Facing backwards.

Favorite sex movie. Facing backwards. Facing backwards. Okay. Can we, we'll ask for hints is it sex-based no easy one definitely not it's easy i feel like it is is this how you show the best way to shower shower no oh wait okay is it um body wise facing backwards your own body uh i don't know how to really answer that question yeah yeah that's fine that's fine Body-wise, facing backwards. Your own body. I don't know how to really answer that question.

That's fine. Those are your opinions. Technically, yes. Best seat in a station wagon? Yes. That's exactly it. Exactly. Yeah. Imagine nailing that one in a real game.

That was amazing. Wow. Hell yeah. Wow. Jeff D's got to be sweating. This is good. Oh, man. I'm addicted to this. And I agree with him on that. Yeah D's got to be sweating. This is good. Oh, man. I'm addicted to this.

And I agree with him on that. Yeah, no, it is. That's the universal truth. Yeah. Oh, the way way back. Oh, damn. Well done. The way way back?

Yeah, in the trunk. Steve Carell. Yeah. Oh, my God. It's an underrated movie. You flick people off. Yeah. Nobody knows.

Yeah. You look at the road a different way you get a little car sick you do get a little i hated it it was my oh yeah i get car sick every time but i still would do it i have to do it yeah do they even make cars that have that anymore i think there's probably yak listeners right now we're like what are they talking about i mean you you're we're basically the same age and yeah, station wagons. We are the same age. You're older than me. You're 85. I'm 86. I forgot that.

So yeah, they used to have those station wagons that were very popular when we were kids and the trunk would just be a bench seat. Yeah. So you it was Volvos, right? Surprise. I haven't had a cousin that evolved PT Cruiser wooden shoes of all the popular for a little bit. I think in like 06 I knew it was a comeback. My cousin's at a Volvo. PT Cruiser wouldn't. Pretty sure it was a Volvo. It was popular for a little bit, I think in like 06.

Or was it Volkswagen? I don't think. Volkswagen. My mom had a Volkswagen. Volvo that had it in the 2000s, but it crashed. But yeah, a lot of kids would just ride in the back.

And it was great for soccer parts and stuff like that, yeah. Dude, it was the best. But you always got carsick. Always got carsick. Every single time. What is the best. But you always got carsick. Always got carsick. Every single time. Also very unsafe. If you get rear-ended, you're dead.

That's where a head-on collision is. The kids were back there always. The wood sides. It's 100% an incredibly unsafe thing to do. Somewhere. Never mind. The one with the wood sides on it, if you can pull that

up, that's the one. You think kids died and they had to stop making it? What's the most iconic station wagon moment in the arts?

I would say National Anthem. Yes, opening scene. Did the Little Miss Sunshine crew use one? Oh, that was a Volkswagen

bus. Shit. That guy who was... What about the O'Doyles? I mean, kind of spoiler, but... The O'Doyles? I don't think. Maybe.

Not familiar with the O'Doyles. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Remember the guy that called in and just kept on calling? Subtly, slowly, just calling Brandon an O'Doyle. It was brilliant. I think we've got to keep playing. Yeah, we do.

I think this episode has just got to be jeopardy. We've stumbled onto something that's... Why don't you take a few minutes? Okay, I'll come up with a bunch of questions. Do you want to take a few minutes and come up with a bunch of questions? Yeah. Okay. Or no, answers, sorry.

You just have to make a list of things you like best. Yeah, right. And just specific answers. All right. Oh, my God. I'm addicted to this. So what we'll do is we'll do it for this episode, and then it can be a callback forever.

Or he just has a few. We're basically speed dating Stephen Chay. Yeah, I just want a few on deck. So, like, in, like, two weeks, we're like, hey, Stephen, give us a trivia question. We could all have them. Yeah, right. Oh, we could do that.

We all bring, like, three? I kind of want Chay. I think Chay's brain is completely different. Yeah. I mean, any Chase. I think Chase's brain is completely different. I mean, any human being ever. Yeah. They will start. Chase, Stephen, will you gift your brain to science?

Yes. Come on. It might help debunk the, I don't want to say debunk, but it might help the CTE case and the fact that I donated it and it was post-death and I don't have CTE. You didn't play football. What are you talking about? How did you have a real answer to that question? You just want... Everyone that donates their brain for CTE

probably has CTE. They'd be like, why is this person... They'd probably need a baseline. Yes. They'd probably be saving football. We have plenty of control brains. We've got Peyton Manning's brain and then steven chay they're not donating it to like you have to they've got brains steven all right well i'll help add to the sample size you just want to save football hashtag save the game in death yep that's admirable yeah that's

that's quite a noble cause. There's this brain. We've never seen anything like it. Roger Goodell's in New York. Yeah. That's how Stephen Jay died. New disease is created just from Stephen's brain. Yeah. Something's in there.

Yeah. Self-confidence. We've never seen this before. The entire part of it. There's got to be a tumor on the... Yeah. There's got to be a tumor on the... There's got to be something blocking. Something's pressing on one of his lobes.

It's creating this person that we exist with. Like 90% of the people that have that are dictators, but Shea just likes football a lot. There's a penny that he swallowed when he was a kid. All this could be different. I did choke on a nickel.

There it is. Yeah, there it is. That's just been... That was saved by my dad. Oh, he got... He saved you? He grabbed me by my ankle, turned me upside down, and hit my back. So you were a baby baby.

I was doing a magic trick, in which case I just ate the nickel. For my next trick, I'll fucking die. How old were you four you were doing magic as a four-year-old yeah i can do a few magic tricks oh we'll get that later all right so come up with your things let's spin the wheel come up with what's an acceptable what's a good number five oh Ten. A million. Whoa. What is this?

Scrawly. Oh, I thought that was a lesbian. Yeah. All right. You could tell it's a man, but he has a lesbian upper quadrant. Yeah, he has a lesbian forehead. Yeah, that's a woman. I'm tweeting out the clip. He also has a lesbian upper quadrant. Yeah, he has a lesbian forehead. Yeah, that's a woman. I'm tweeting out the clip.

He also has a lesbian nose. I don't think that's a lesbian nose. What is a lesbian nose? I don't know. You don't when you see it? It was something that sits on the mons pubis well. Yeah, it would rest. Rest perfectly. It's perfectly arced for the mons pubis well. Yeah, it would rest. Rest perfectly.

It's perfectly arced for the mons. I don't have a nose for... You don't have a nose for pussy? For pussy. You got a cyst for it? You got a cyst. How is that thing doing? It's small, but still there. Oh, I forgot you had a cyst.

It adjusted the weather. Where was it? Yeah, I mean, you had the cancer scare, and we were... I was nervous for you. Mm-hmm. I've been through hell and back on the show. It adjusted real good. Where was it? Yeah, I mean, you had the cancer scare, and I was nervous for you. I've been through hell and back on the show. The reason why we forgot was because Sass completely upstaged you. Yeah, he had brain cancer.

It's like, I've had that before. The worst thing that ever happened to him. And then I pooped, and I was fine. Is he not coming today? I don't know. Was he at the fucking show? The fucking Woods thing? It was tomorrow.

Tomorrow. Well, I figured they're together because Roan's maybe 30 minutes late. Yeah, maybe they're filming something. Could be shooting something for it. No, because Tommy is here. Huh. Huh. Huh.

Huh. Huh. Unrelated. So you guys have the show on Friday, right? You're good? Yeah, we're good. And then- Who is it?

Time. Time. Who's not here tomorrow? I'm here tomorrow. You You're good? Yeah, we're good. And then... Who is it? Time. Time. Who's not here tomorrow? I'm here tomorrow. You're good tomorrow? Okay. You're out. It's Ronan Sasson.

I'm here tomorrow. Okay. I got to bring Tommy Walker either tomorrow or Friday. I don't know what I'm going to do. Friday. Friday we'll have the Nintendo Switch and everything. Okay. All right.

That'll work. Perfect. And then Tuesday next week I'm out, but every other day I'm in. We're out on next week. And Friday we will not have a show, just so everyone knows. Maybe we'll do, should we do a best of? Is it Friday, not Memorial Day? Next Friday?

Next Friday. Next Friday. So next Friday we won't have a show. Correct. Maybe we'll do a best of or something. So that means the tank Thursday with the edible will be the last show of the week. Oh, jeez. We can the week. Oh, jeez. We can go big.

Oh, jeez. Whoa. All right. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Why don't you spin the wheel, TJ? I got a pee. I do, too.

Go pee. Go pee. I know. I'm having it. It's a. I can't. Okay. Oh, fuck. Okay. Oh, fuck.

Okay. We are fine. I need to know what KB's wild is. I don't. I do. I'm nervous. I need to not just be fascinating with what's going on in that man's brain. I've learned to just let it happen you just

gotta let him go yeah you just let him do whatever he does i first was hired i tried to to reel it in there he is look at that bag ron look at that fucking bag what is that oh yeah he said he got some custom suits for this oh and he's leaving yeah enzo custom i went into enzo custom on account of roan telling me that i should go in there they treat you right i was like i need a suit and they're like how much time i was like five days and i'm like are you serious so and you couldn't get it no that's not there he is the whole reason roan did the show, is doing the show. You've missed the creation of the most dangerous game all time.

Yeah. Hit the most dangerous game. Well, not yours. Not yours. I can see how that's very confusing. That's very confusing. We've created trivia. It's reverse Jeopardy.

What is it? You reverse Jeopardy trivia? It's reverse Jeopardy Stephen Che is it? You reverse Jeopardy trivia? It's reverse Jeopardy Stephen Che opinion trivia. Opinion trivia. Reverse Jeopardy. In Jeopardy, don't they? No, no. It's regular Jeopardy.

So I just answered one correctly. All trivia is reverse Jeopardy. I answered one correctly. It's all opinion based. I answered one correctly. It was facing backwards. Double reverse Jeopardy. Facing backwards.

Stephen Che's opinion. So that's the answer. Looking? Nope. The answer was, what is the best seat in a station wagon? Wow. We also had, wait, no, we did, oh, no, he had movie theater popcorn as his best food, but that was before we found him.

Can you guess these, or you have to know Stephen Chay? No, you guess them. Oh, uh. Opinion-based. He had Ben Wallace. Yeah, Ben Wallace was one of the answers, and then the answer was who he would have voted for as 2004 MVP. Wow.

That makes it, that makes it. Yeah, so we're, we've crawled up in his brain. That is, they're like, uh, how do you classify them? They're not like hot takes, but they're not cold takes. They're like basic. No, they're like uh how do you classify them they're not like hot takes but they're not cold takes they're like basics no they're just steven shea steven shea has an opinion on everything that's ever happened damn yeah i want to know some of them who should have won in uh 2000 the election jay oh sorry what he just came out of his bunker. Who should have won the election in 2000?

Was that John Kerry? Al Gore. Bush Al Gore? You can't ask him politics. The hanging Chad's election. You can't ask him politics. Did Perot run in that one? He did.

Perot should have won. Not who, not... I'm talking about the hanging Chad situation. I'm talking about the vote. You're doing it the wrong way. It's George Bush. Oh, fuck. You're right.

And then the question is, who did 9-11? Ralph Nath. Right. That's how you do it. Oh, is that the recount one? Yeah. Okay. He was doing draft prep in 2000.

He was getting ready for a big running back. The Florida recount. I remember our class being weirdly invested in that election. We were first grade. We were all just regurgitating our parents' opinions. Yes. It was awesome. What were your parents saying?

I mean, you just did the George W. Bush laugh. We were a Bush family. Yeah, you were. What changed, though? Still are. Yeah, you're right or die. It's the chicks. It's just a tough situation.

Oh, yeah, the chicks. I'm a chicks guy. Dixie chicks. Can't say that. Yeah. I guess he got the last laugh. Well, what did they say? They dropped the...

Oh, they hated... Hated Bush? It was terrible. It was terrible for me. Lilith Fair? I was a fan of both. Lilith Fair? I bet you could...

I bet you could... Pull Lilith Fair? Pick some chicks up at Lilith Fair? I was talking about the most obtainable celebrity. The most obtainable celebrity. Did we do that? Did I do that? Ooh.

A-list? The celebrity that you think is the most attainable to you. Yeah. that? Did I do that? Ooh. No, I said that. A-list? Like the celebrity that you think is the most attainable to you. Yeah, who could you win over? Oh. Isn't yours Florence Pugh? No way. God, no.

No way. I've had conversations with Anna Kendrick, so I feel like I could already base off that. She didn't really, she didn't like me. No, she didn't like you, yeah. She doesn't like me, but it might be one of those situations where it's like, I don't like you. It's like a Helga Pataka Arnold Shortman. Yeah, right, like I don't like you, let's't like me but it might be there were no one of those situations where it's like i don't like you like a hell of an attack arnold shortman yeah right like i don't like you

let's kiss hey arnold yeah one of those yeah it was probably like that well it's when she followed me and then i i was like everyone acts cool anna kendrick just followed me and then it was the night of the draft lottery so it's probably like four years ago to last night. And the Bulls got the second pick. And I just tweeted. But no, I didn't. She unfollowed me. Glennie, you got some. Mine would be Marjorie Taylor Greene.

Oh. I think she's pullable. Yeah. Who? Any like Republican pundit, I think, is. You think so? Yeah. You look like a pundit boyfriend. You're a culture guy?

No, come on. Let's not start at the top. You mean Shapiro? That's a good point. Who else? Who's the most attainable? In your head, if they met you,

I think this would work. I don't think there's anyone. I already said Sandra Bullock. Famous people don't... The answer is none, but the one that would be the one that would maybe think about it. I'm different because

famous people don't go for overweight people. No, I'm saying you have a chance. Salary. Oh. Ron, Nick, Owen, Brandon and I... Go for overweight people?

Yeah, I think that like any celebrity would just be like... You're the much preferred body type over us. Also, do you think Owen's overweight? Oh, I disagree. No, Owen's a good... I said Owen. I think Owen's overweight.

No. I agree. I think you need to calm down. You have the perfect male body. That's undeniable. I don Owen. I think Owen's overweight. I agree. I think you need to calm down. You have the perfect male body. That's undeniable. I don't. Yeah, you do. I've been saying it for a while.

Okay. I'm trying to get there. Why do they throw you naked on a surfboard? Talkies is very judgmental. Perfect male body. Perfect male body? Who has it? It's Brad Pitt Fight Club.

No, it's Kyle Bauer. Oh, yeah. But Kyle Bauer is the brother. Oh, yeah. All right. All is the Brad Pitt. Oh, yeah. All right. All right. Perfect male body. I'll think of my answer.

It's probably KBLA a week. Oh, yeah. You were starving yourself. He refused to eat. He didn't eat for four days. It's Brad Pitt Fight Club or Sean Oakman Baylor. Calorie deficit. Sean Oakman Baylor.

Yeah, Brad Pitt Fight Club might be. Yeah. When he's standing like leaning back. David Beckham. Prime Club might be... Yeah. When he's standing, like, leaning back. David Beckham, prime David Beckham. Yeah. Vinci's Christ. Jeff Cavalier. Jeff Cavalier.

Vinci's Christ. Did anyone say Da Vinci's Christ? No. He's... Christ was so fuckable then. What? Amy Schumer? Actually, no. 44? Or is he 35? What? Amy Schumer? Actually, no.

44? Or is he 35? 36? He's like 32, 33. 33? How old was he when he died? 33. I confused him with JFK.

I think I could wow a housewife. A real housewife. Oh, yeah. Did you watch the New Jersey reunion? No. Oh, my God, dude. Fireworks? It was fucking explosive.

I mean, you know that family? Yes, I do. They're fucking explosive. They can't go two minutes without fucking ba-ba-ba-ba. Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. Ba-ba-ba-ba. Boop-a-da-ba-ba. Yeah, a lot of that.

Shut up! A lot of that shit. Shut the fuck up! Yeah, that shit. A ton of that shit. Where's your boy? Yeah, where is your boy? He might be on the lam.

He was saying he might. I think there's a decent chance that he's on the lam right now. What's he running from? What's he running for? He's running to something. He didn't say nothing? Nothing. Nothing.

Nothing. Dang. It would have been nice to just get a text. I assume that you were with him. Well, he's usually. Should he come in right now? What did he say? He's the sickest.

He'll be late. I mean, he's already. Show's half over. What's up? What? He can. Yeah, he can come in. Yeah, I'll let him.

I'll be him. That's what he said? Yeah, I'll be him. You'll let him, Nick? Yeah. He just texted the group one second ago. All right, Che, you can just go, and we can work. I'll be him. That's what he said? Yeah, I'll be him. You'll let him, Nick? Yeah. He just texted the group one second ago. All right, Che, you can just go, and we can work it out in real time. Oh, Jesus.

Good questions. Oh, my God. God, that's... How is... We've got to shame that. He's a child. Yeah. Wait.

He said, fellas, going to go ahead and admit it. I forgot to charge my phone last night, and it died, and I just woke up. Oh, you can't admit that. It's 1 o'clock. I apologize. It won't happen again. How do. It's 1 o'clock. I apologize. It won't happen again. How do you sleep till 1 o'clock? Is he out late?

Yeah, obviously. That would make sense. There was like a full pizza pie on the living room floor. Okay, then hungover I can understand. Yeah. But still, 1 o'clock? PFT did that once and I thought he died. I wish I could do that.

Like, yeah. I'm automatic at 8 o'clock. PFT did that once and I thought he died I wish I could do that Automatic He missed an interview at like 11am And then I was like calling him And like uh oh what's happening And then at like 12.30 he's like holy fuck I just woke up My phone was dead It's crazy

That's a sweet feeling Look at all those bubbles That's a murderer's rope No way Not three What was that Sweet feeling. Look at all those bubbles. That's a murderer's rope. God damn it. No way. This is a bit. Whoa. No way. Not three.

Not three. This is a bit now. Not three. What was that? How did nothing spill? That was fake. Okay. Oh, shit.

Liked it, though. Good on you, TJ. Good time in a row. Jay is really working his ass off. He's working so hard. Jay, I think you can start. Yeah, it's about time. We've been with a little tip. Might as well. It's water. See? you can start. It's a little tip.

Might as well. It's water. See? Water in there. It's water. There's water in there. I've washed it out. And it doesn't like water.

Yeah, see? Oh, whoa, whoa. That's water. That's all water. The cup is coming out. You like that? You like that bit? Oh.

Yeah, water. Water. Water. Water. Water in the Starbucks cup. Give it a toss, bro.? Yeah, water. Water. Water. Water. Water in the Starbucks cup. Give it a toss, bro. It's just water. Oh, see?

And I cleaned the cup out even to make it even better. Last two days was real, though. Give it a kick, Owen. Give it a kick. Kick the waiter. Oh, are we going to do shin kicks? Yeah, probably. I'm in.

I'm in. I'm in. I am. Why? Because it's... I saw that video. Yeah. Why wouldn't you... Like...

I got sensitive shins, man. The video was so funny. You just love your shins. Can you play that, TJ, while we wait for Steven to finish? He may never finish. He's up. Brandon just has the hottest... Look at this.

If this was on the wheel... Oh, God. Oh, no. He's up. Brandon just has the hottest. Look at this. If this was on the wheel. Oh, God. Oh, no. Oh, Jesus. Fuck that. That is funny. Can't explain why, but I hate those people. Why?

Explain why. I can't. It's a big crowd. You guys wouldn't want to do this? No I'd rather get sad Oh, I think it's so funny It would hurt so much

I'd rather have a gun Like a gun wheel or something Yeah, I would do roulette Shoot me Is this like Germany? Where is this? Is this like Scotland or some shit? Yeah, it's gotta be

Oh, he's got his Let's blow his feet His legs are stuffed with hay Alright, fine I just want it on the record his feet. His legs are stuffed with hay. Alright, fine. I just wanted to add on the record two things. One, I'm down to do shin kicks. Two, I'm not a bully because

I'm not making anyone do shin kicks. You know the internet's going to lampoon us if we don't do shin kicks. I don't care what the internet says. I care about what we talk about in here. What would you pick instead? What's a thing that you would suggest that's your version of shin kicks to your temperature, to your level of kick? I don't know.

I'd love to see you with an eyebrow piercing. Yeah, I'd love to see that too. I would too. Maybe you get your eyebrow pierced? I went to do it one time and pussed out. Your eyebrow? No way. What?

Why? No way. What? Why? No way. You know, I don't do tattoos and we were on spring break and everybody got tattoos and we went and we were drunk and I said,

well, I'm not going to get a tattoo but you can pierce something and they said, what about your eyebrows? I said, yeah, let's do it. What? Where were you guys on spring break? Memphis?

We were in, no. Beautiful Destin, Florida. Did you have any overlap with Len? Destin? Was Len Did you have any overlap with Len? Destin? Was Len down there filming the Steal My Sunshine? Steal My Sunshine? No, there was no overlap.

The notepads? Yeah, so I almost did it, but I pussed out. I mean, do it now. Yeah, do it now. I don't know. Piercings freak me out. Tattoos freak me out. It all freaks me out.

We're going to do a tattoo. Never mind. I'll do shin kicks. I'll do know that. Piercings freak me out. Tattoos freak me out. It all freaks me out. We're going to do a tattoo wheel. Never mind. I'll do shin kicks. I'll do shin kicks. He's going to come in and tattoo us, and it's a tattoo wheel of a yak moment that you get tattooed. I'm in. Free Scott. See, we all have lines.

But, Brandon, what's a thing that you would propose? I need more runway than this. I don't know. Okay. My brain's out. I don't know. My brain's out. I don't know. On the record, shin kicks looks miserable. I just think it's funny. I want to do shin kicks too. My formula

for all this stuff is if the funny outweighs the pain, I'm in. I still just want to propose one good wheel for a week where everything's good. Yeah, you would. Let's have like an entourage. It's your participation trophy.

Like a happy ending. Let's have a mega happy wheel. You want to jerk each other off? No, that's not your mega happy scenario? That would be funny. Why don't we start stuff? One of us has to jerk everyone off. All of us?

Yes. A place that was named mega happy would be a place where You know what I mean The problem is I'm just I just love gambling Let's just need the rush at all times Let's just do a wheel to see who has to jerk someone off Alright Do we get to pick who we're jerking off

Because I'm going to jerk off wrong It has to be a second wheel for that Also you have to actually jerk them off Let's just do it to see what it would land on. What combination it would be. Yes. I'd say it's last person is the one. How's mom is watching, by the way?

Last person jerks off the first person. First person picked? Yeah. All right. Fine if she knows we're joking with the boy. She just doesn't want me talking about me actually fucking girls in their ass. First name gets jerked off the last person. Recapping my actual shit.

That's the shit you've been on too. What did you say? Oh, I missed it. My mom's cool if we're like joking around about jacking each other off. Oh, okay. But she doesn't want to hear

about his actual life sex stories of fucking girls in their ass and mouth. Yeah. Ass in the mouth. Like how often and frequently. Like which first? You have been a lot and

Easily and asked to mouth. Mm-hmm Ask the mountain them back to ass ATM Yeah, you have been doing that we're joking it bad is it Yeah you have been doing that We're joking It's a joke It's like a down on myself But you're right Yeah I do do that

You get down for Like doing well With women Recently We're joking Have you been crushing You're the ass to mouth King of the show

Hey you got a point Yeah Thanks Scott No one goes ass to mouth Like you And back to the ass And back to us Thanks, Scott. No one goes ass to mouth like you. And back to ass. And back to ass.

You're an ATM machine. Yeah, he is. Ass to mouth, and then parentheses, and then back to ass. He's the king of that. Did you guys do a regular wheel? Yeah. Dry. Yeah, dry. I wasn't actually...

I wasn't exactly here for it. Oh. Should we wait until Sass gets in and me and him get our own wheel? Sass doing a fucking... How's your phone die? I want to know what his punishment's going to be. Death.

No, I'm saying if he had to give us all a punishment. A death wheel would be interesting, though. I'm in for that. Like, evil Knievel wheel. We all have to, like, jump a Grand Canyon. Oh, there should be a stunt wheel. I'm in for that. Like evil Knievel wheel. We all have to jump a Grand Canyon. Oh, there should be a stunt wheel. Yeah, let's do the jerk-off wheel, because they're going to be mad if we don't do it.

Oh, yeah, okay, all right. So the first person gets jerked off, last person does it. And we're just seeing how it would end up. It's hypothetical. All right, all right. Oh, okay. Nice.

I feel like we do this every show anyway. Yeah. It's elimination right now, right? Yeah. Yeah, last person. It's good news, brother. Who do I want? It's Jerk Me Out.

You got to go softest hands. I'd say that would probably be... We all agree it's TJ, right? TJ has producer callous. I have shockingly soft hands. Oh, nice, TJ. Brandon, what do you say? Sorry.

I'm not joking. Brandon, what do you say? What do you say, Brandon? Mean it. Zod. Could have been. You kind of wanted Zod, didn't you? Yeah.

He's my boy I wanted someone I'm tight with so we can just be like that was fun and what if Steven jerks you and just

Che would jerk you off so badly I don't want Che so badly Che would also jerk me off and be like am I doing it right is this good

does this feel good I just be like shut the fuck up better if you're just honest I mean hey bedroom feedback is important. Can you give me tips? Yeah, exactly.

Let's be open. Does this feel good? Do you want me to touch the balls? Let's go. Oh, thank God. All right. I'm actually okay with all three of these options. TJ, KB, whatever happens, bros.

I think KB actually is the one I'm rooting for because here's the thing with KB. You can't get more awkward interactions with someone than KB just generally. Wheel is just. These are the two most homophobic in the room. Yeah, it is. But KB is one of those guys like, what am I going to worry about coming to work and having weird interactions with him? Like, we already do that. What if it's the only time he makes eye contact?

I know I would start and it would like your boner would go down and I'd be like. Is it me? I'm sorry. Should I just stop? And you'd be like, oh, it's fine. Keep going. It happens to everyone. I just had some whiskey.

Spin it. All right, spin it. All right. Whoever it lands on or the last person remaining? Last person remaining. Okay. Got it. Well, well, well. All right.

Well, this is awkward. I don't think so at all. I mean, quarantine vibes. Yeah. Why would you do it then? Best yaks. It was always the best yaks. You should auction off that role to some AWLs.

You can't make me read those porn titles off the TV. Yep, that whole time. It was just jerking it off. And it was a radio show then, not a video show. Do the math, folks. Y'all would have no idea. That's what I miss about Sirius. We were all getting ahead the whole time.

Yes, the entire time. Not every time and not every one, but yeah. I think at a certain point there was somebody getting head. Whether or not it was considered head. Yeah, I don't know. Like a Stark in Winterfell. You play Smiles. Rose-colored glasses.

We were getting head for the majority of it. If we ever get Sirius back, I would like to do a show where at least someone's getting head at all times. Head show. Yeah. You, the listener, have to decide. where at least someone's getting head at all times. Head show. Yeah. Yeah. You the listener have to decide. That's the thing.

Yeah, we get wet. Why don't we just get a sucking show? I said. Head of content. Is it weird between us right now, Rowan? We gotta start. Yeah. I feel like I have to jerk you off now.

I don't want you to. I feel like now I have to. I feel like I've kind of been backed into a corner. Fuck. The tension with a butter knife. How did it play off? You're about the nut. That's true.

That's true. You get the nut. I would have rather been out of the whole thing. You always get your nut, don't you? This life or the next. Steven, we can just start. Yeah, let's go. I'm ready.

Let's go. All right. So how many questions do you have? I have a bunch. Let's lead them down to ten or less. Okay, let's go. I'm ready. Let's go. All right. So how many questions do you have? I have a bunch. Let's lead them down to ten or less. Okay, so I think – Five maybe. I think the way we should play is it should be just us versus Steven Che.

So you have ten questions? Let's do five then. All right. And I think – We go in order. We each get an answer. I think we as a group get – Come up with the answers.

We get two answers. We each get – Let's go six because there's six of you. And then we can ask for clues if we don't get it after that. Okay. No, no, no. I'll just say two final answers as a group. We talk it out.

We get two final answers. And if we get it wrong, we get it wrong. Let's try to get six questions. Let's do seven questions. I don't know what to expect with the devil. Yeah, whoever gets four questions right, either us or Steven, wins. All right. This is always awkward.

Okay, here we go. Doing well. Steven, when we talk. Are cast episodes ten minutes with these OnlyFans girls? Bro, you would last longer? No. I'd have a 30-second episode. Steven, so don't tell us hints

when we talk amongst the group we will give you final answers alright okay Tobey Maguire that's Spiderman come on that was a very easy one

you had 30 minutes I wanted to start very easy. Fine, I like it. I like it. Fine. All right, 1-0 us. All right, I'm going to crank it up to hard, then. Okay.

Oh, don't do that. Green. Oh, my God. This is very hard. I mean, the obvious one would be... Worst chili. Favorite color. Oh.

Right? Best M&M. Okay, let's think green. I think it's closer to something like best M&M. Best M&M. Best uniform color. Don't say best. They're all the same.

Football-minded guy. Yeah, let's think sports jerseys. That's not that. He has no green. It would be something about his teams. Cuter would be that. I like best M&M. Could be eye color.

Best eye color on a one. I don't like best. I don't think he would. Most overrated color. He has a best M&M. Yeah. First car color. I don't think he's. I overrated color. He was of a best M&M. Yeah. First car color. I don't think he's, I think he's actually above that.

I like car. Car? No. Maybe worst or best. But that's not a good car color. It's not. I said worst. He said worst.

I think right now, I honestly think best eye color, best eyes. I don't know. I think it's favorite color, and then the second one should either be eyes or M&Ms. He said it was cranking it up to hard. He said he was cranking it up to hard. That's true. Least favorite jersey color? I think M&M is more likely.

Worst apple, best apple. Best Packers running back? Grapes? Roulettes? Best grapes is good. You would say best grapes are green. Favorite color turf? That's good too. You would say best grapes are green. Is it his favorite color turf? Oh, that's good, too.

Well, that's pretty much the only one. I like worse sports jerseys. Grape. Grape. Okay, all right. I like best grape. I think grape or M&M are my two favorites right now. All right.

Our final answer is our worst sports jersey color. Are you saying both, or am I saying correct or incorrect? Say correct or incorrect? Incorrect. Best grape. Incorrect. Very close. Should I say the answer? I should say the answer?

Favorite color, Skittle. Lime just came back. Damn it. One-one. One-one. You know he likes lime. He likes the lime. That was good reasoning by us.

I feel like we were pretty close. I feel like Jay has a tiny advantage. A little bit. All right, let's stay on this path. The color of money. Sorry. Oh, is that your favorite movie? Yeah, it's a movie.

Is that a movie? Favorite scent. No, no, favorite scent. The color of money. The movie? Yeah, it's a movie. Is that a movie? Favorite scent. No, no. Favorite scent. The Color of Money. Oh. The Color. The Color wouldn't be a favorite movie.

If it's the name of a movie. Who's in the Color of Money? Paul Newman. Paul Newman. Paul Newman's the pool hustler. The type of pool hustler movie. Is it a good movie? Yeah, it's very good.

It wouldn't be his favorite sport movie, would it? Is it a gambling movie? Yes. Favorite gambling movie? I think he'd have to give it. If we movie? I think he'd have to give it. If we said favorite movie, he'd have to give it to us. Maybe this is like his hangover movie, his plane movie. I also don't think this would be his favorite sports movie.

Maybe most underrated sports movie. Maybe something like first movie he did so much. That movie came out in 19 like. Maybe the only movie he hasn't fucked to. That's got to be. I like that one. Should we go with that? All right, so. I don't know anything about the movie.

Favorite Paul Newman movie? Favorite Tom Cruise movie. Is Tom Cruise in it? Is he? I don't think so. Yeah, he is. Oh, yes, yes. I was thinking of Luke.

Yeah, yeah. He was the hustler in the 60s. Paul Newman was in it, and he came back, and he was in The Color of Money, which was a sequel 20 years later. We were talking about Top Gun today. It's fast Eddie Felsen. He's got favorite Tom Cruise on the brain. Favorite Tom Cruise movie. Oh, good point.

He's very literal. Yeah, I like that. Favorite Tom Cruise movie. And then what's our second? Maybe just best favorite sports movie or most underrated sports. All right, so favorite Tom Cruise movie. Incorrect.

Wait, but you paused. I did pause. Some of the favorite movies. Underrated Tom Cruise movie? Incorrect. Wait, but you paused. I did pause. Some of the favorite movies. Underrated Tom Cruise? No, stay underrated. If it's not the movie at all. What if it's not the movie at all? What if it's his favorite movie?

The favorite eye color? The Tom Cruise-iest Tom Cruise movie. The color of money. It might not be the movie. What about the song? Maybe the first movie he saw? He might not have ever seen everything around me. Only Tom Cruise movie he hasn't seen maybe just favorite maybe i haven't seen cocktail this isn't the same it would have to be the movie that wouldn't be difficult can we get a hint

is it about the movie i need to go to the to the judges for this one. What? What? Hottest cast? Paul Newman had some piercing blues. Best pool scenes? It's about the movie. It is about the movie. Okay, thank you. I have no idea what it is. I think it's just Gotta be favorite movie

For sports movies He had to show them Is it the best movie poster Yeah Oh To a scene or a poster Or maybe like Hottest movie scene

Favorite movie Is there tits in it Old movie I think there's tits in it Is there Women Women in it What year did this come out

Was this Way long Like an awakening Early to mid 80s This was pre-date So this was way before him. Like I saw it. This is the movie that my dad was like.

It could be the first tits he saw in a movie. Are there tits in it? Oh. First tits. First tits in a movie. Incorrect. So I'm going to let TJ rule on this. TJ and Zach collaborated on this.

I'll let them rule on this. Say what it is. It's your brain. So the answer is second favorite Tom Cruise movie. Oh, I knew you were going to do this shit. Jerry Maguire is number one. That's on us. I swear to God I almost fucking said he was going to do this.

That's absolutely about the movie. And you can't be upset about this. I was considering giving you, because it's two guesses, so that's why I paused. I was like, second favorite thing. Listen, you can't be upset about this. Jerry Maguire. No, that's fair. This is what Jeopardy is.

You knew that he was going to do this. I did say I knew it wouldn't be his favorite sports movie. You knew he was going to do shit like this. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, I'm mad at myself. When we get to his... It had to be a football movie.

When we get to his 14th favorite Robert De Niro movie, we'll be deep in Jeopardy. Yeah. It's going to happen like this. You don't ask to do Jeopardy and then be mad. Second is also more than fair. have to throw logic out the window Yeah, right Okay, next question 2-1 you

Maybe give us an easier one I'll crank it down a little bit You're always cranking, man Swordfish First tits Best tits? How many movie things is he going to do? It's Halle Berry.

No, it's just probably his first. Everything to grill. First tits or best tits? He wouldn't do best. Everything to grill, guys. He's not going to do movie tits. Oh, shit. He's on movie mode.

I think it's first tits he's seen. He definitely would do movies twice. First tits he's seen or first tits he's seen? Or second tits. Best tits. It can't be first. when did it come out? 2000? 2000, 2001.

I remember watching that movie. He had already seen tits at that American movie. No, he had not, dude. No, you're wrong, Ro. Yes, he had. He did not. And movie tits. It might be his first movie theater tits.

He's talked about seeing tits before for the first time. In 2000, he's 14 years old. That could have been his first tits. It's Stephen Chay. Maybe favorite, favorite tits. No, no, no, no been his first tits. It's Stephen Chay. Maybe favorite, favorite tits. No, no, no, no. Not first tits. We're forgetting the actual favorite tits in the movie.

All right. All right, so just let's go. First tits and then fish? Do people eat swordfish? Yeah. Yeah. It's good. Stephen Chay's a freak.

All right. All right. First tits seen in a movie. No. Fuck. You guys want to... I think it has to be the movie. What about the movie?

He's not going to movie us twice, is he? Yes, he would. Absolutely. Is this his favorite John Travolta movie? Who else is in that? Clive Owen? Favorite Halle Berry movie? Second tits?

Second favorite Halle Berry movie? He's not going to second us twice, is he? Is it his first public titties? I don't think it's about tits anymore. I think it's about the fish. I think it's about the food. He gets the food? Favorite tasting?

He just woke up. You messed up your hair on purpose. Look at his hair. Oh, my God. Sorry, fellas. Without any background, the answer is swordfish. What is the question?

From Stephen Chair. We're not going to give him any background. Going with whatever you come up with. The answer is swordfish? Yes. Food? I don't know. Let's go with food. Food?

I'll take that. All right, let's go with food. Food, but with a question mark at the end. Food? All food. I'll take that. Favorite fish. Oh! Yes! Way to go, Seth. I like swordfish. I've only had it once, though. We're playing reverse.

Double reverse. Double reverse Stephen Che Jeopardy. Opinion just fell. You're not peeing again. Are you peeing again? No, you're not. Brother, you're not. Grown up. That legitimately may be diabetes. No, you are not allowed peeing again. I am peeing again. No, you're not. Brother, you're not. You're a grown-up. That legitimately may be diabetes.

No, you are not allowed to pee again. I have to pee. You peed 15 minutes ago, Steve. Are you drunk? I was about 30. Brandon, no. No. Why are you nervous?

Will somebody come watch my stream to make sure that I knew I had to pee? No. No, we're doing 10 more minutes of the show. I know. I'm coming back. You're not allowed back. Was Sass on the jerk off-wheel? That's bullshit.

I mean, how could you have to pee again? What is that? Are you a child? No, I just... Boy? Are you a boy? Not a boy. I just...

Not a boy. Get that clip. Are you been in that bathroom? Not a boy. Not a boy. All right, go pee. Steven, next one. 2-2.

Playing a seven, and then the show's over. Let's go with Gerald Wallace. Oh, jeez. Favorite Bobcat? Yeah. I don't know anything about him. He will definitely double up on movies if he doubled up on Wallace's. Yeah.

Favorite Bobcat? What year was he the best at? Most underrated NBA player. Best rebounding small forward. Could this be like his second favorite? My best third favorite Wallace. I'd imagine it would be Ben Wallace, William Wallace. Oh, and Wallace and Gromit.

Is it his fourth favorite Wallace? I think we can go just favorite Charlotte Bobcat. Favorite Charlotte Bobcat. You watch Wontree Hill, though? No. What is it? Gerald Wallace. Maybe most underrated NBA player.

What else do you think, Nick? This may be his first declared cards, first jersey card, first card. What's that? Is he the first player that you've met? Or gave you a ball? Like verified Twitter?

I like first player interaction at a sporting event. Yes. No, but I'm going to take it. He gave me memorabilia, so he gave me his shooting sleeve after a game. What was the question?

Who was the first player to give me memorabilia? Are you saying that you had another player that you interacted with first, but he just didn't give you memorabilia? Yes, Yinkidare, rest in peace. That was very difficult. All right.

Three to us. Yeah, for the game. Good job, KP. Incredible. Do you have a bladder infection? I don't know. I've had a lot. Yeah, why are you still moving your legs like you've got to go again? I just, I don't know. I've peed a lot. Yeah, why are you still moving your legs like you've got to go again?

I just, I don't know. I've peed a lot. Do you have one of those remote control vibrators on you? No. Let me see your dick. It could be a urinary tract, too. I don't know. It could be a urinary tract thing.

What have you been eating? You've been fucking raw? Sometimes, if you fuck raw or if you have too much grain in your diet. Yeah. I don't have any grain in my diet. No grain? No grain. That's crazy.

That was on Pick Central. What was that? You did this on Pick Central, too? This is my third pee in the last two hours, yes. What is wrong with you? I'm not even kidding. I think you should just talk to a doctor about this. And they're all like, I'm barely going to make it pees.

Wow. No, I seriously think you should stop drinking. Is your stream heavy? Yeah, no, it was a real heavy stream, yeah. Drinking a lot of water? Yeah, sure. A lot of sweet tea? Seriously, right now.

Because he really is like first 10 minutes awake guy. Yeah. Like his face, his voice. I woke up and my phone was dead and I was like. Did you finish the pizza last night? No, I didn didn't there's leftovers in the refrigerator actually that's awesome um like half a pizza um what made you not like you could have got enough slice what made you go for the pie hungry boy i ate four slices

oh there we go and uh i don't even fucking remember what i was saying what were we talking about no i just i appreciated like oh i woke up and i was like i was like yeah i was like I don't even fucking remember what I was saying. What were we talking about? No, I just, I appreciated, like... Oh, I woke up, and I was like... Authenticity, yeah. I was, like, praying that I was going to hear either Dukes or Owen, like, open their door. And it was just dead silent. And I was like, it's definitely past one o'clock. I sat there for, like, five minutes before turning my phone on, and I was like, I don't want to turn my phone on.

Because I knew I missed the act. Oh, man. I apologize. Oh, it's all right. Were you just playing a lot of video games last night really hard? You a banger last night? No, I was doing comedy. My second job interfered with my real job.

Yeah, you got fucked up. My job that I'm losing money on actively. I got fucked over my real job. How are you losing money? Are you buying props? No. You have watermelons? Yesterday I went,

I had to like Uber somewhere, it was like 50 bucks, and there was like 10 people in the crowd. The highest budget stand-up comic. It was just hilarious. It was like just gemstones. Yeah, he has like a closet full of watermelons. He's like, I only got six left.

Otherwise, then I'm out of money. Pretty much, yeah. He has one bit that only works with a Honus Wagner T206. All right, go ahead, Steven. The Eames chair bit just doesn't play. Volleyball. Most attractive women athletes. I like that a lot.

Oh, yeah. What do you say that over beach? Which I agree with. Also, remember Top Gun. We talked about Top Gun. Steven is very literal like this. If you say one thing, he just... Yeah, I think you might say sexiest sport.

I think that's all under the same. Yeah. All right, let's go with that answer to start. Yeah. No. Well, yes. Oh, sport he would have been best at. Or funnest sport to play.

Best beach activity. Best beach activity I like. Sport Stephen Chay could be an Olympian in. Sport he would be best. Yeah, sport. He could have had a career in. His best sport. His best sport. If he transitioned, he would have won. He would have been an Olympian. He Sport, he would be best. Yeah, sport. He could have had a career in. His best sport. His best sport.

If he transitioned, he would have won an Olympian. He would have been an Olympian. He could have gone pro. He would have won an Ivy League title in the women's division. Yes, your best sport. No, KB was on the right track. Fun thing to do with buddies at the beach. That's not a question.

Funnest? What is a fun thing to do with buddies at the beach? There's not one answer for that. Oh, no, no. We cannot, as a show, argue with Jeopardy. This is Jeopardy, right? It's not fun. It's Jeopardy.

Is it the funnest? But if there's multiple answers, shouldn't there be multiple questions? When we stepped into this game. Yeah, we knew what we got. We knew we were going up against a titan of a brain that you sign the consent form. It has to be like best or worst. It's game seven. Shouldn't it be like what is my favorite thing?

No, no, no. You don't understand the rules. That's subjective. What you just said would assume that Stephen Che is playing by a set of rules. He's not. Just fun thing to do correct also like it could have been swimming fun thing to do at the beach when we said most attractive girls that's not a fun thing to do at the beach it's not something you'd be interested volleyball with your buddies yeah we're not talking chicks, dude. Come on. Procad. All right, last question. Game seven. This decides.

Ridges. Rips. Best ruffles. Best ruffles. All ruffles. All ruffles. Best texture of chips. Best texture of chips.

Final answer. Final answer? Correct. Yay! Okay. Well done. That was fun. Satisfaction. I blew it with Tobey Maguire. Blew it. Too easy. Way! Okay. Well done. That was fun. Satisfaction.

I blew it with Tobey Maguire. Blew it. Too easy. Way too easy. What was the Tobey Maguire one? The Spider-Man. As hard as Tobey Maguire was, your second favorite Tom Cruise movie was very difficult. And just a fun thing to do with your buddies.

At the beach. At the beach. At the beach. Second favorite. What's your first favorite Tom Cruise movie? Jim Maguire. Jim Maguire. Jim Maguire. Duh. NFL in it. It's easy. Top the beach. Second favorite. Hey, what's your first favorite Tom Cruise movie? Jim McGuire. Jim McGuire. Duh.

NFL in it. It's easy. Top Gun's the best movie. Is there anything else even fun to do at the beach, though? Spike ball. And jam. The beach isn't really that fun. Drink.

Swim. Drinking. The beach is sandcastles. Drinking at the beach is the best thing you can do at a beach. Getting tossed by waves. Tossed by waves. Tossed by big waves. Getting walloped.

What about metal detecting? Oh, yeah. That's good. Feeling. Tossed by waves. Tossed by big waves. Getting walloped. What about metal detecting? Oh, yeah. That's good. Feeling- I don't think those guys are having fun. You don't? Apparently tiny. A lot of them got me too.

A lot of metal detectors? What? Their podcast? They were finding nipple piercings. It's tough. Okay. What was that? I think that's the show.

Jadis goes, goes no We stumbled upon something We're not going here Quite crazy today We'll have him just make a list And every now and then We'll just be like Hey let's play a round We have another Yak Jeopardy

In the bank If we need it Oh great Hell yeah I'd be good beating this one to the ground I'd play this every day Oh yeah It's fascinating Because it starts conversations like what are we even doing right now

uh ron and i are out for like the rest of the week and then next week so we'll see you after memorial day miss you bro yeah we'll be here the day the thursday before memorial oh that's when frank will do the edible and then friday will everyone will be off. We'll take off. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Well, the office is closed. Fuck yeah. Sick. And Monday?

And Monday. I and I are done. Hear that, Brandon? You're getting Friday and Monday off from wrestling. Damn. Thank you, Big John. Nick, what are you going to do? I'm done.

You're not going to do what? That week off. That long weekend. I'm going to be in a van with Donnie and Kyle. Can I ask you just a question, Brandon? That's fun. You have so many shows, some of them have to get canceled. I thought they said they weren't canceling it.

They said they were just stripping your resources. Well, I am. I would say my seventh show was doing fairly well, better than some people's first. I was thinking about it last night. I was like, your method, something's going to have to. I don't mind. Barstool told me I don't have to work as much. I mean, it's going to be nice to have a little.

I want you to keep doing wrestling, though. I like it. I love it. And it's got 12 videos, over 100,000. Let's go. Facts. Dave said I cherry-picked the numbers, and they were all dated. They were from five months ago, four months ago.

That's not that long ago. That's not that long ago. That's not that long ago. How long have you been doing them on the video? Three years. Oh, a year? A year? A year. Not that long ago.

What were you about to say, Kyle? I feel like here, like, people, you do something that it's instantly forgotten about. Yes. Then it's on to the next. Day to day to day. Correct. So five months ago in this universe is like forever.

I struggle with that all the time. That sucks. It shouldn't be that way but. It's why we should write a movie. Also the one from last Thursday. It is a frustrating thing. One from last Thursday. That's actually a real thing. You put out a good show and then.

It's nice to have a reset if it's for better or worse but yeah no you have like satisfaction of a good show for like it's over a couple hours and you're like all right gotta do it again yeah yeah okay the life of those brothers sad clowns does that make us might just start promoing shit that's like a year old i think you you're like supposed to do that there's be so many people that wouldn't or have i think you're're supposed to do that. There'd be so many people that wouldn't. I think you're just supposed to do that regardless. I think you're supposed to just repurpose all your stuff

and keep on putting it out there. I don't think partial shopping network should have been cancelled either. I agree. They hated doing it. They complained about it. Did you like doing it or did you not like doing it? I feel like any time you had to shoot it, it was until like 9 at night and you're like,

yeah, that part. When you're in the zone, it's fun. So did you like it or no? Give it a binary 1 or 0. I liked the final product. I didn't like doing, like, it was tough to do. It was hard to write for. Yeah.

Yeah. A lot of work. Or like a pretty small payoff the release times were like 3 a.m on saturdays i don't know you guys i mean yeah i would say the benefit i said it to you nick before like in all honesty like cult classic yeah yeah now you're just on to the next thing and it like yeah it didn't have the chance to get bad right yeah that's awesome run it's like a baby how many episodes did you guys do six it's like, yeah, it didn't have the chance to get bad. Right. Yeah. That's awesome. Run. It's like a baby that dies.

How many episodes did you guys do? Six. It's like Freaks and Geeks. Yeah. Like this show. We should have ended after season six. Before original six. I don't know.

I'm just. You know what I'm talking about? Original six. I got you. I got you. You'll want to know when the coins are coming out, but do you have any update on that? I don't. I got to ask Welker.

Can you, can someone ask Welker? He needs to fucking do it. All right. Someone tweet Welker, please. I don't even know who Welker is. Mike Welker? He needs to fucking do it. Someone tweet Welker, please. I don't even know who Welker is. Mike Welker. OG. I actually love Mike Welker.

Love you, Big Kev. He calls him the Woot, but I don't think he's the Woot. Okay. See you everyone tomorrow. And thanks for that chicken yesterday, brother. That chicken was fucking good. Do that again. I actually might get that today. Bye.

Bye. bye love you