The Yak - The Jake Malasek Dating Show Comes to a SHOCKING Finish | The Yak 10-4-24

Episode Date: October 4, 2024

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slash Yak. Mm hmm. And we're missing a few. Everybody's here but nobody's here. Yeah, I've seen them all they're all walking around offices buzzing Yeah, the grand finale a two-week saga maybe you you like Ty Young Ty Young yeah cyclone Is he a white guy? Is that funny I thought it was I was just trying to say something. I thought you might say I thought it was I Was just trying to say something. I thought you might say

That I would say yeah, I don't know that is it wordplay ty young rhymes with Cy young Cy clone cyclone I Got you be honest coin yes high. Well why tie I young why not still Cy young? What is going on right now? I don't know that I'm very confused I need the cycle clone so you named confused. I need the cyclone clone So you named it hey hey big cat cyclone. Yeah, hey can we open these again? Why not? Yeah? Let's fucking open these I don't like this Mr.. Gorbachev Plastic bag covering up the windows sorry. I'm late boys. No worries had to just break it to max that he has to fly in and out of New York City tomorrow for the stream for game one Sorry, I'm late boys. No worries had to just break it to max that he has to fly in and out of

New York City tomorrow for the stream for game one Hmm, and it was like that's what he wants to do right? Oh my god. No you wanted to go to the game No, he wants to he's max has been doing I think he had fought four weddings in five weekends He just got done with that Four weddings five weeks. He wants to chill. So he wanted to chill and we got the word from up top That they wanted Dave wanted max there for game one, but these are the moments he lives for Yeah, he was like it was more like he was walking. It's like a it's a perfect fall Friday Argo, yeah, the vibes are high You're like this is my first weekend where I can sit and watch on my couch and

Hank and I met him at the door the front door with the camera So he saw he saw the camera and he would like did like yeah, you know no we've lost You know yeah, and he's stumbling into a yeah, but now he's back. He said he's like he's like fuck those guys I'm gonna fuck yeah Fuck him up max could be in for his fifth wedding today Depending how things go yeah true Was that a moment's moment last night in the history of Barstool what is for sports Yeah, that was pretty high pretty high those guys are the best

I just I find myself. They're just such a weird pairing. Did you see it? Frank got, Frank got consumed by a human dog pile. Yes. Lost Frank for a minute yesterday when the Mets hit that home run. Meek Phil was like tragedy crying. He was just huffing and puffing.

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh He's getting He's getting absolutely face fuck

Can you guys top most normal to least normal in that room Isn't really a most normal. Clem. Clem is most normal. Clem most normal. Jenks two and five. Holy shit. What a juggernaut. Hold on. I think it's Clemmer. I think it's Jenks and he's a snooker. No. No. Not anymore. In a loving way. Not a normal man hard. No Not a hot dude, and he'll admit it anyone who voluntarily sleeps over at Frank's yeah Think of it think of his day to day. I so Clemurs to I think Clemurs to I'm am I just missing who is who's hoodie right here. That's Rico. Osco. Oh my god Is Rico's three no jks three is Rico Mets man. Yeah, I think meek might be three

No Meek is yeah, he that is true. He's just a mess. He's just a mess thing else He has he sleeps on a Mets bed. That is weird but he also had that clip from Wednesday night. I don't know what day it is right now Wednesday night I believe he said there was a guy came up for the Brewers and he said I don't like this matchup He hit a big home run against us First weekend last year.

He was talking about game two of last season and the batter pitcher matchup, and then the guy hit a home run. Game two! Last season. Game two might be the least consequential game of the whole season. But he remembered that. Yeah, I think he might be be you have him dead last. Who meek?

Yeah. Kinda yeah. I think I do too. Least normal? He'd rather be covered in milk than anything else. Anything else. Yeah, true. I forgot about that.

That's a big piece of it. Alright, so alright, Clem won. Clemmer, Janks. Did Rico murder right before the stream? Like, that's just a weird look for him. Rico Frank? Yeah, probably. Maybe Frank Rico, to be honest.

Yeah, you might be right. Depends on the day. I don't think it does. It's Frank Rico for sure. Frank's a crazy weird that you can kind of set your watch to. Yes. Rico not so much. And then we had... You don't ever have to consider calling the authorities on Frank.

Correct. Would Frank, could he do anything to surprise you? Mmm... I think everything he does is very much in his nature. Frank's Frank. Frank is Frank Frank through and through Rico's a lot of people Yeah, so see fifth He's I think Frank and then Rico

It's a hard challenge Oh, you have to if you had to schmooze with a table of clients and you have to trust One of those guys to be as normal as possible in dinner conversation. What's the ranking? I think it's's climber Clem Clem and Clem and probably then probably Thanks, thanks. Actually can really keep yeah, then then Rico then Frank meek meek last Yeah, meek trying to schmooze at a dinner would be so funny because remember tank is an alpha's alpha Yes, so like people would still respect him an Omega no matter what yeah When he gives you half and half of when you ask him how he's doing and he says fine doesn't reply with how are you?

Yeah, it's Yeah, he's the star of the show. Yeah. Yeah, that could help you and then we also had a all-time stream moment here where Che did his run it run it run it. I don't know if you guys watch that So if you can't open it because the camera don't worry about it. Yeah don't worry about it. Just leave it leave it like that. Hey Stephen don't worry about it. Don't cheapers yourself. You're telling Stephen not to worry about something? Oh he's nailing it right now. Cheepers!

It's Friday. You gotta go to New York. You guys saw Chay run it run it run it run it. He was moving his hands so fast. Tackle, tackle, tackle, tackle, tackle. Run it, run it, run it, run it, run it, run it, run it. No, no, no, no, no. Yeah! No, no, no, no, no. Yes!

Yes! Yes! Yes! Look how happy I am. And you had a lot of money, right? I lost a lot of money on the box. Look at that face. He got it! He got it! He can't. I am a lot of money right I lost a lot of money on the box look at that face

He can't he still doesn't really believe that it's real what play was that that was the to spike the ball in regulation Oh, yeah, yeah thought the time was gonna go out. Yeah, and chase Jay was a nasty boy to me Well the herd yeah Jay still feeling that was nappy chain He snapped to me I it was a more of a timing issue big cat said as Kirk cousins was driving back in overtime like Can't believe the Bucks are blowing this cover. They're gonna lose this game and they lost Kirk cousins proceeded to throw a perfect ball We had a missed tackle and the guy ran for a touchdown and then yeah, I snapped at that moment So anything I should be applauded for being correct. Yeah, that is the that's the one place in the world where being right makes you an asshole. Yeah Well, also I have a feeling what's gonna happen and it happens everyone yells at you. Yeah, they're like fuck you

the I have a feeling to my my theory is that Che knows I was describing it like When you can act different around your parents versus like at school with your teacher Yeah, I could teach your teacher. You have to be respectful your parents. She's like fuck you mom I don't love you, and they'll still they're not gonna kick you out of the house che knows I'm never gonna kick him out of the house right I would have done that you can snap anyone That made that comment at that exact moment Because I mean we it was right for the play that we lost the game You said we're about to lose the game you would have snapped at any what a chef. He did that

Probably no If David said that I was said that's him, too I mean that that's a place where that type of I was listen we had no we have no beef. We had no beef after 20 seconds, but I was just no I Like a real yeah, can we play No, it's a calm down process. When Chase snaps in, like, a real... Yeah, can we play the snapping? It's like a... It is, yeah.

Something happens in my body where I'm like, who was that? For those who haven't seen, the phone clip does it justice. He's kind of being blocked half the time, but you could tell he's got the neck veins popping and everything. Yeah, and you don't see him like that. He's just such a, like, optimist-friendly guy.

It was jarring. Yeah, I was actually... I'll be honest with you guys, I was a little scared for my life. Yeah, vicious golden retriever. In that moment, I thought he would have... Oh, yeah! Oh, man. No! No! If you wait, like, right here...

Why'd you do that? ...had. It was just me and James! Boom! Boom! Boom! Well, I did do that while Nicky Smoke is being the most insufferable person in the world. He targets you. Yeah. Going after Che.

Mm-hmm. But I said, oh, man, I can't believe we blew this game. They did blow it. I mean, that's just a fact. For sure. They blew it. Yeah. They blew it.

They were up. And I turned the game off. I thought the Bucs had it won. And they didn't. They lost, actually. They sure did lose. I kind of, I do kind of like something excites me about Jay getting angry like that. Yeah. It's just so unexpected.

I mean, you had been kind of rousing me until that point. Oh, yeah, of course. And I take that in stride. But if it happens at that exact moment that you say, like you said it after the ball was hiked. And that happened. I said right before the ball was hiked. Jesus Christ, dude. Yeah. Only question, Bickette. If it had happened to you say like you said it after the ball was hiked and Jesus Christ, yeah, only question because if it had happened to you would you have had the same reaction? No, because I would have been naked. I would have been saying that before Jay

That's the thing is chase so optimistic like if if I if the Bears were in this in the position of the Bucs I would have been like we fucking have run out of gas. This is pathetic. We're about to we blew it Yeah, right. Yes. I've been like we're gonna lose this game This is crazy and then It was the game. We're also burying the lead because Nikki smokes pit stains. Oh, yeah insane cost Anchal perfectly comfortable temperature is we're in a date shirt just came from a date. Those are like drawing Yeah, I was gonna say it's gotta be a date if it's with his girlfriend. Yeah, yeah They went out to dinner. What do you mean date night? What who else? Oh?

Whoa if you see the video, it's both arms. Oh, yeah Can't be wearing a thermal in the case That's not a date that is a date a date if you bring your girlfriend to dinner well it seemed like he was nervous for dinner To bring your own girlfriend on a date right I think it's still a date But you we'd be like this my shirt. It's not a Yeah There are dates in there dent. You can do dinners that aren't dates. Yeah, I didn't know that right on the way home

Let's just stop me somebody. Yeah, I don't have like a date shirt. I Have a shirt. I have a date I only have one shirt that I could wear on dates. I have two cool really yeah Yeah, well no, I just it's just that I'm Yeah You have two shirts. That's all it is. Yeah, it's better in every way. It's pretty financial. How long did you guys do Mooc Can't Sleep last night?

Mooc, for people who have not watched, Mooc has been doing a great job. Yeah, yeah, he's out. Very fun to be on that show. Really passionate. Kyle, you know about New Plattson? Kyle's fake state. Yeah, you guys gotta hear this. Kyle went so...

No, I didn't. You didn't go deep? I gave you like 0.005%. It's been developing in my head since 2005. So I think on anus we're gonna have a Topographer a cartographer come on and actually make the plat map map it out. Yeah, what's up, Brandon? I watched that clip and I thought he was talking about some Some like province in Canada that he had like looked up and he knew all the high schools and stuff. It's a fake state. This is a fake state with all the high schools? Well it's a utopian federation where boardwalks cut through city centers and

all the stars are humble. Wrestling is the most popular sport. DJs line the street. Jelio right? Elio is the best DJ in town in the state. Yeah. How big is the state? Some demographic and so on. 30 million best college in the state. Oh, well, the finest is UMP. What's the best college?

What? Where would you send your kid? I would probably wait, but also what's UMP? University of New Plats in in northern plains. I would send also with you University of New Platts in the northern plains I Would say my kid to be are you full Ridge University? Really good at football where am I sent him to high school you're sending oh you're gonna send him to Braddock prep Public Benning high that's in West car. What's Braddock Braddock? Bishop Gibson

Bellinghausen is Summerdale South Lake Academy is tough Raleigh Academy North Heights High School You're hurting yourself Retree High School Circle High School and Eco Park Where's the best place to get a burger? To get a burger? I don't I never really did restaurants but Summerdale has a crazy fusion scene

A lot of crazy That's on the left Wait what's the picture of the lake. Wait, what's the name of the lake? Crazy future. Very futuristic Asian underground rave scene. It's coming up, because it used to be just a resort town 15 years ago.

Only 50,000 people. Now there's well over 500k. It's the fastest growing city in the country, fastest growing city in the developed fastest growing city in the developing and the developed world did that answer your question man I'll get high I want the whole thing yeah I'll have to draw out a map can we can we have a cartographer come on and just we build it you build it you not build it but yeah now I'd love physically make it I mean are there people in this state?

Are there are there all legends are there versions of what I wish I was anxiety free? five foot seven dudes Just add like different personality traits that I wish I had I That like a new Platts and map on the back of a sweatshirt would be so sick Yeah, I got to flesh it out, but I yeah, I have a lot. I have more than enough information It's a lot going on a lot. Yeah, we stayed up so late. Oh I got home at like 1 30 which is late for me late for me, too Where's the spreadsheet?

So who's here today Mason Mason the southern bell yeah, and then we have the finale which a or do we have all three coming back? Or the other two yes like 115 one thing Erica's Kate what have you been up to? Not running around behind on time at all. Just chill and relax No, a lot of good lined up for today. That's not repetitive in any way. Okay. All right, so we should do Before we start the date with Mason, we should do Fat Bear Week. Oh, yes.

And then we should get to our date with Mason. And I'm excited for the finale. And so all three will come back. Malasek will pick one. And then that one will get to decide whether they want $2,000 cash or malisec Yes, yeah, so what we're gonna. Do is when the final date is over He's gonna talk to all three. We're not really gonna. I don't are we hearing that conversation. I don't know

There's gonna be a decision. We're gonna have a live camera going into mincy's room Jake's gonna be sitting in there. We're gonna see the final winner walk in there. No mics. No mics and then They're gonna be talking talk it out And then they're both gonna leave the room and she's either gonna come in here with him or she's gonna come in here and take The check Wow while the other two watch yeah, wait wait so so where are the girls there the girls gambling cave They'll all be in the gambling and he's picking one. Yeah, and she's gonna walk into So we will see the the first time we see the winner will be when she walks into the quick fix Is didio we're gonna see him right so can I say I'm not sure it sounds very well planned out

Should it be when they walk in to the quick pick studio, it's Malisek sitting in one seat, $2,000 cash sitting in the other. So she walks in and she either gives him a hug or just takes the cash and walks out. No, big cat, because don't we want her to come tell us the decision? Yeah, I want Jake to learn by watching. Let's have that moment out here.

What we're going to have... I see what you're saying. Ideally, he's going to talk to all three of them in there But he's not gonna reveal who he's picking. It's like here's something I really liked about you something. I really liked about you something I really liked about you maybe something about all three that here's a concern I don't know and then they all leave that got it. All right, I like that then we see him sitting alone in there We don't know who's gonna come in and then we just were adding extra suspense. We've this late and then

We don't know who's gonna come in and then we just were adding extra suspense. We've this late and then She's either gonna come in here with him or without him. Okay, and if she comes in without him, she's in it for the money Yeah, and if she comes in with him They're gonna fuck right here Right in the center of the stool, but if there's a better way, I'm totally open to no Yeah, this was like kind of a we couldn't use the court. We thought we could use the court Yeah, we had to adjust last second so we're otherwise it was totally super well planned that's right that's right good job we were on chances girl picks Malasek honestly pretty good I think I think so yeah so I don't know that's why

I like the idea of having that suspense at the end too because I truly don't I Like wouldn't be that shocked if she did pick malice act whoever she might deliver a pitch to sway them to take the money In my no, he can't do that. Yeah, you can't be splitting of the money No splitting. I split the money. Yeah If they pick malicek though they get the date or whatever paid for yes. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. What? It was $2,000 or $2,000. No matter what? Right. Oh okay. The $2,000 was either going to be cash or to fund a date with Malasek. Yeah because then it's a no brainer. If it's like let's go to Applebee's with Malasek or

$2,000 cash. Yeah yeah okay all right that makes sense. That makes sense. Okay. Do you want to have them do the long walk on the court this time? Yeah. Or not use the court. Why? There's still stuff out there. And I don't have cameras. Yeah. Yeah.

You don't have cameras. No. The cameras are not there. There's a... Again, this is all just testing for Connor Griffin. Yeah, that's true. It's a try run. It's gonna fall in love with him. We'll have a bunch of real long walks with Connor Griffin.

I feel like Connor's gonna be just the reverse of Malisek, where Malisek could barely maybe find one out of 30. Connor Griffin's just gonna be like a Mormon, and he's gonna end up having like 28 wives. He's gonna fall in love with all of them. Yeah. And even that one will just be staging for the real prize, Winner Blutman.

Connor, the stage where Malisik was making cuts and he had never seen these women, Connor would be crying as the king of the kings. Yeah, Connor will cry. He's crying every elimination. I can't believe I have to do this to her. Yeah, like Shannon, I've only known you for five minutes, and all I've seen was three sentences.

I loved your fridge. God damn it. Is he 100% in to do this? Ah, he will be. He will be. He doesn't have a choice. He doesn't have a choice. No, he is. I talk to do this and he will be yeah Doesn't have a choice. No he is I talked to him. I talked to him off air and everything like seriously I did the like seriously Connor. I think this is a content. Tell me how you feel He's like I would do I think if you're a single guy that works at barstool or girl you have there's a chance that you

Will be the main character of a dating show. Yeah, we're not done with this Yeah, no, we're just beginning just getting started. This was just got to make a pact and never do it for Tommy smokes because that's all he wants. Oh my god. It's he's been begging for years and he will use he will do it for evil evil. Oh, yes. I think it was smart to start with our worst person. So we did use it earlier. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, this is the this is the most difficult one. Yeah, it was difficult. Yeah. yeah, this is the most difficult one. Yeah, it's most difficult. Yeah. All right, so

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and order yours now at pardon my cheese stick comm use code AWL for free delivery Kyle did you see you have an IMDB page no yeah I know I made it are you sure no do I really yeah could TJ can you pull it up what's like my filmography? Yak. Love that. Out of order. Love that. Rediscovering America. Nice. But there's like, do you have a t-age? Maybe not.

What's going on? Are there any movies you've been in that you've been told about? Kyle's IMDB page? Can you scroll down? Barst still yak and rediscovering America all right bar still yak Look at that. I've won Five one. Yeah, dude. That's that's bullshit. Troll That's bullshit

Is you have an IMDB? I don't know what that does for me. That's bullshit. You have an IMDB. I don't know what that does for me. That's cool. Seems like it's more of a mocking of me. What is that? The second? Oh yeah. Brandon you want one don't you? Bad.

It's better for a wiki. Za. Oh. Yessir. Fat bear. And don't, don't depress us today. If the Cubs die don't tell us. Well Brandon. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Right off the top. That's the situation we got we got a grieving mother. So Yeah, so just from yesterday Walker Walker won his matchup at 8 5 6 But today's matchups is 1 2 8 who is the grieving mother up against? 909 jr. Are a Koopa Manning and If you hit that the link for that video the we should do we should do fat bear week this winter here Just get fat. Yeah, just everyone has to our people an entire week

We have to walk around with our shirts off and like have facility like take pictures from like random long distance Just see how much our belly Could kill my kids Maybe one of you guys could kill my kids? Yeah, well if you bring them around here they're dead. Alright. This is last year's champ. She was out at the water with her two... Actually wait, it's gonna come up soon at 1220. So the two kids were messing around they fell off the ledge and yeah, unfortunately chunk

Who is? That's the ledge Chunk is the one walking he is the furthest bear walking left. He's moving down way out there Yeah, walking Towards the right then they're the two little babies with the mother On top of the falls with her cubs, so she has two first-year cubs Oh, there goes one trouble now goes one car one of them falls over the other one eventually Falls over the waterfall as well now grazer responds to oh, please she knows this is a dangerous situation

So she goes downstream look hey, but you got a bird box. Kate is targeting one of the cubs. Grazer intervenes. Now she fights him off initially, but. Oh, she has two cubs in two different places, and it's hard for her to defend both of them at the same time. Chunk is very interested in this situation. Grazer continues to back him off. One cub is swimming towards the far side.

Wait, we're about to watch them die? Yeah, safety there. The other one is in far side of the bird. We're about to watch them die? Yeah. And run. No, watch yourself! So wait, who died? Both of them? Well, no, one of the little babies.

So she went to go to the other one. She had to choose which child to save. Pretty much. And then one got whacked. But that's... One got whacked. She had to choose which one to save. Which one did she pick? The one that was furthest away. Pretty much they know one one going but that's he had one got whacked She had to choose which one which one did she pick the one that was furthest furthest away

Yeah, so yeah, oh, that's great awful movie last year's champ and then seven four seven Boeing Yes, that's that's child barely rice oh Wow, that's a good one picture. Yeah, it's just children die. It's it's awesome Merking each other But that that bear got fat as fuck oh, yeah, that's the best I've seen that's really good Then we got we got bare force one and I sniff I sniff a potential voting scandal again because he is yeah He's losing man. He's gonna have to find votes somewhere. Maybe Georgia has something 128 is up against 909 therefore bare force one is up against 903 All right, so that's the nine week. Oh, sorry, nine. Oh nine, Jr. Also a fat man. I don't nine, Jr. Is

We did that one a couple Let's watch this video The bear I'm addicted Bad angle here. How was it at least like so they don't is bare force one. No, that's not oh nine, Jr. Okay That's not that's actually a good I mean that's second picture look at that. That's a mean look Yeah, that's the bear that stayed the one summer longer with its mother Yeah, the nipple baby with its aunt so oh we're on to that round got bigger

Yeah, so that one that one's up against the 128 the one one that just killed the cub. And then Bear Force One is up against 747, is up against 903. And yeah, he had a voting scandal two years ago, and I sniff, I have a feeling there's gonna be a voting scandal this year. What was the voting scandal again? So people don't like when he gets beaten. They don't like when Bear Force One gets beaten?

Yeah, yeah, so they rallied some bots People don't like when he gets beaten. They don't like when Bear Force One gets beaten? Yeah, yeah, so they rallied some bots and stuffed the ballot boxes two years ago. That's fucked up. He won his semi-final, ended up winning the tournament. He started fat. Yeah, he just stays fat. Yeah, he's a big boy.

Bear Force One is just such a good name. Okay, and then who's he going up against? He is up against 903, and this is pretty he going up against he is up against 903 and this is pretty much the the divisional rounds. We're done with the wild card Where we're the divisional? Oh? Divisional rounds pretty nice. Yeah, 128 and bare force one got my votes today. You voted for bare force one. Yes, sir playing guy Yeah, it's tough to say nowadays, but Yeah, and when when is the winner when's the championship round I think it's gonna be Monday cuz if it wasn't delayed It was gonna be today. Oh

It's delayed because other cuz there's more death because there's more death. Death, yeah, the first death. Oh, God. I mean, I guess I'm addicted to bear death. It's nature. You're addicted to bear death. I guess. Tune into the NFL on Sundays.

Yeah, just be a Packer fan. Yeah. Oh, let's see, let's see, let's see. Oh, yep, yep, we got a scandal board. Oh, that is very close. We got a scandal board. What a big upset that would be. I just love any time we talk about

a fat bear we just cause it's all his enthusiasm. The passion. Well, on the surface it's adorable. Right. Let's vote on the chubbiest bear. Right. How many children have died in the process? Dozens.

I have watched. And I. Oh, what? I have watched and I Watched like three hours of like bear death videos in the last I'm admittedly not giving this a hundred percent of my attention Are these relevant the the cubs dying to the fattest bears no Okay, so I get just deep into this every year cuz that's where yeah where I'm sitting I'm like, okay So we saw the Bears die and then now let's look at the fat bears. Yeah, I guess we don't have to watch the About the story It could affect that mental

Casuals come and they look at the pictures and vote casual the journey Giving me the excitement of the snake guy who's like want to come see me feed my snakes like want to see me yeah snake said with love with love said with love wait what would you fall in for that like Zah is excited about like check this bear death out yeah he's like everybody get to

watch this like come up and see me see this mouse die at least this is more natural than dropping a mouse in a tank true True this would be if we're watching or not in real life petrified of bears by oh, yeah Don't even want to come across. I don't think that would need it to be We figured yeah, could you kill a bear cub easy? Yeah fucking stomp that thing out. Yeah Strategy oh, but you have literally stop hold on hold on hold on you're just saying you against the cub Yeah, fucking stomp that thing out. Yeah, I'd be like like strategy Oh, but you have literally stop hold on hold on hold on you're just saying you against the cub

You would have to overcome the mother to kill though Not if it got taken by a current swept right at his feet the mother still tried to come for it Yeah, but you see the mother going so in that same situation. I would just juke out the mother you go I'd be like oh just getting going for that one strangle it think you'd kill it in time to get out there by the time she got over to you most likely yeah I don't think so I don't think you can kill as many animals a bear cub no problem can't lose to a baby you can't get in the. Take a lot of head kicks.

I think one bit one really good one. I think jump in with two feet up and also I'm wearing steel toe boots with knives on them. One of you. You have a know where to buy. I have a pair of those you want for advisors. I have a pair of those. If you guys got razor blades, the blade.

That's pretty cool. Yeah, it's cool fit. Should we bring in Mason pretty cool. Yeah. It's a cool fit. Should we bring in Mason? Yeah. Yeah. I saw Brandon Rizder out. Brandon was waiting at the door. I was talking to him.

And then I saw him. You already Rizder? Rizder hard. I was saying hello to her. I was saying, like, what's up? I was saying, welcome to the show. I wasn't really... It stuck on your hook.

There might be a little bit of collusion going on because Brandon came around the corner with Mason and he was like the last thing I heard him say to her was like Don't worry. It will be fine. Like he's kind of protecting. Oh, yeah, like a shoulder to cry on Yeah, they're these girls. These girls are nervous. Did you do that with Erica? I did it with all three I would Taylor no, you didn't I did with yes me and Erica Sat for an hour and I was coaching her up. Me and Taylor have been friends for months.

Do you want me to go grab Mason? Well, no, you can bring her up. Well, yeah. Jealous. Why don't you go get her, Brandon? This is gonna be your biggest set of Brandon Mac ever. I gotta do that again? Yes, dude, why would you?

So good. I don't know what she's gonna do.. Yeah, do a couple they're ready for it now. It's always too quick it is Chair you doing some new material today. I think To the part where he goes don't make a mofo sense More fun. I like that. I tried to pivot yesterday and Nick wouldn't let me the part where he goes, don't make no more fun sense. No more fun sense. I like that. I tried to pivot yesterday and Nick wouldn't let me. You think that's a bad idea? I know it's a bad idea.

Pivot to what, a different man? Yeah, I was going to do such as the entertainer. Don't try that. Oh, dude. OK. Flesh that. Come on. Come on, Brandon.

So you were right. Yeah. All right. Come on, Brandon. Sorry. I wouldn't mind you Come on, Brandon. Sorry. I wouldn't mind you doing like, what's her name, TIG? Natara? Yeah, very funny lesbian comedian.

That'd be funny. Ellen would be funny. Ellen would be great. Do bits from Ellen's new special, which I haven't watched, but I heard. I saw it way on here. I'm going to make a woman funny. Yeah, I'm a miracle woman.

There was like a standing ovation for her. She has a special. I think so. Yeah, it just came out. Hi. Mason. Hi. Oh, she gets it there. She has a special fix. Oh, yeah, it just came out Welcome welcome Mason. Hello. Thank you for doing this No, you're sorry, that's all right get out I've never podcast it before. Hey, don't worry about it. You're doing great. Oh yeah, thank you.

You're welcome. And that's a bonus right there. So how has this week been for you? This week, the last week, have you been watching along? Oh absolutely, yeah. It's been chaotic and at this point, I think I should say hello to my manager and my entire sales team that's watching right now.

All right. Are you comfortable? Do you need a drink or anything? Oh, I have a body armor water right here. Okay, cool. Just let me know if you need anything, all right? I appreciate that. Wait, so your whole, all your coworkers are watching?

Yes, we actually had a meeting earlier this week and during lunch we might've tuned in to check out the competition. I love it. Love everyone. Are you in charge of them, like I'm in charge of these guys here? I'm 0 percent in charge. I am probably the baby of the team but okay they find me entertaining so. Okay cool cool cool. What would you say your strategy is going

into this date? Oh bless it. I didn't come with a strategy. Oh bless it. I um. Probably for the best. My strategy I think is to win because I hate to lose and I think I'm gonna be cute and southern and that's it that yeah. Yeah. Yeah cool any other questions Brandon No, we're just Does he have his ring on? Should we doesn't he's not married should we address the testimonial from the friend should we yeah yeah that dude is in madly in love with yeah so okay I was dying laughing when y'all thought that this man was so in love with me because it was actually just he's so in love with y'all that he was

so nervous and he had read my sorority sisters testimonial and I told him if he could beat their testimonial I would submit his to Che. Oh hold on one sec Paige, you talking to Mike? What's up? What's going on? Did you bring your Rolls Royce today? No I didn't. It definitely is yours because it's parked illegally. I'll give it. Thank you. Sorry Mason I'll be right back I gotta I gotta handle that. When I started my day at the homeless home, I didn't do it. That's a little rude. That's a little rude.

Listen, I hear it's really hard to park those things. It is. Just because he helps at the shelter in the morning doesn't mean he can park wherever he wants. Yeah, there's a bunch of the unadopted dog hair in the back of the car. By the way, I texted Paige that I'm gonna have everyone in the office come in.

Oh, yeah. I know, right? We didn't even set have everyone in the office come in. Oh yeah. Brandon didn't even set that up. Alright, keep going, sorry. So you, yeah, yeah, the guy that's in love with you. Oh, very much not in love with me. He's in love with y'all, as I said, and he was so nervous. That's why he sounded like that.

And I told him the only way he was getting to do the testimonial was if he beat my sorority sisters, which already It was very heartfelt very loving. That's right Who is he sorry? I don't mean to cut you out. Oh, you're good. He is a former co-worker of mine, okay? So how does he know you so well? Bless it so my last job we come in as a cohort and we like all go through training together There were six of us, so we're all super close. Well, much appreciation to him. He doesn't know me, I think, as well as y'all think

he knows me. Tell him Brandon's single. I gotta ask you, like after that episode came out, did he text you and was like, oh my god, I'm not in love with you? I'm not in love with you. I actually hate you. No, this was a discussion because his group message

was like, oh man, it's going to be bad today for you, and then he was like was it that bad I was like it was that bad, but it was so funny. I was like rip He said I guess I fell in the sword for this one. He said you better win it now That's crazy all that he did all that for you That's awesome and recorded a minute audio right in front of your face the whole time if anything y'all brought me on here I feel like that's a little more effort no on our end. Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, fuck so you almost didn't even make it into the competition cuz che thought I was a boy thought you were a boy Just cuz the name Mason. Yeah, yeah

That was it course so I know you were like I think the top candidate did he have any critiques throughout your submission process? Yeah, me picking out an outfit was a nightmare because I was I had heard my boots were gaudy that was you Gaudy a negative thing if you I need Brandon in here for this actually Yeah double parked um no if you tell a southerner that she's dressed gaudy. That's like. That's a hate Oh, I meant like like like God Going on those boots they did Those are omnipotent

In the south that's a neutral. That's a neutral boot. That's a neutral boot. That's a tan and black like oh, you're good Where are you from Alabama? What part I'm from? No, I'm gonna tell y'all I'm from Montgomery, but I'm from a little bit outside of Montgomery Where there were more cows than people, Brandon. Oh, are there? Oh, yeah. Oh, that sounds amazing. Do you like wine? Yes, I love a Pinot Noir.

Brandon's actually a sommelier. Looks like he's got a Pinot Grigio. You taste him, Brandon. Brandon wines a lot. So in 1945? Brandon, that's one of your cheaper bottles. How much was that? This was about three grand.

Oh. This was about, this has an oaky was that? This was about three grand. Oh He's going date Mike on us Now I've watched the yak a pretty long time and I've never seen a new You have you ever seen the inside of Brandon's car? Yes, I have. Oh no. That's okay, we won't talk about anything embarrassing on this show, I don't think.

Mm-mm. So what's your... So what is it about Malicek? Okay, well, so this started kind of as a bit and now I'm here so it's no longer a bit and so I've thought about this question and Honestly, he talks about dating a lot of the same way that I do like I just it is what it is. I'm actually Unfortunately extremely picky and like judgmental. Okay, So the fact that I'm here is wild. Yeah.

Also, the Czech lacrosse thing, I actually know nothing about him. I think I've learned everything that I've learned about him in the last week. Does his age bother you that he's a little older than you? How old is he? Mouth's like 44, 45? Yeah, 40.

You okay with that? How would you feel about that? Are you good with that? How many times has he been married? He's got a wife and kids currently that sounds like most of the follower requests I have right now Wait can I ask you a question that's unrelated to malicec real quick because you are southern and You seem to know the internet. Can you explain the pookie thing to me? Oh, pookie and jet. Can you explain that?

I wish I could. I don't know. I know that she was a flight attendant. OK. And she's pretty and jet has money. Jets, the guy. Yes. Got it. I thought it was the other way. But to just go ahead and say, I think they're a very cute couple and I would never say anything hateful.

Got it. He's significantly less good looking than she is. Is that what people are obsessed with? Yeah. Well, he's also, I'm big into Pookie and Jed as well, and to the lore. They met in Philadelphia, by the way. He was there for work. She was a flight attendant.

He saw her in the bar. He said, she's my gal. They met for a second date. He waited four hours for her. Anyway. Is this Hawk to her? No, no, it's something. It's one of those talk to one of those internet things where like I'm aware of it But I don't know the back. I could not be less aware of what yeah He is setting the bar for you fellas so high his thing flowers what every morning every morning

He comes so he's ours and copies fucking it up for the rest of us. He is absolute fire in the videos They both share. They're both pookie and jet there They are so he posts videos of him just being great to his girlfriend the best one is when she's in the okay Floating and he brings her a floating charcuterie. Yeah, but it's filmed. Is it a joint account. I don't like this guy Like we're gonna make a video. I'm gonna do something really nice for you Oh, yeah, she's pregnant very pregnant., baby, pookie, baby, pookie His mouth's on upside down right yes. Yes. It is this whole thing And they're always getting each other. Oh look at they're always revealing big expensive gifts to each other in their videos

So she's like surprised yet. I got you like a $50,000 painting you wanted this bulldog. He's a Georgia fan. I think right isn't he I think so But she went is she not from Mississippi He's a baby some waffle. I was like a pinky some Flowers, I know you normally neutrals, but these fire color roses are my bad person to root for them to break up No, yes He's with child But think he's has I want to not like them but god that would be nice She's bound to have a child

I want to not like them, but God that would be nice They have little nicknames for everything so I might be deeper into this and you I've definitely can jet sad Is that a living room in their bedroom? Yes? They are filthy rich like I don't have that Your apartment was here Are those from beasts you've slain those are from deer they're actually sheds. They're not they're not killed animal Deer lose their antlers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They don't know They don't understand the outdoors like you and I which are you an Alabama fan? No, she's an Auburn fan Auburn. That's right Sorry, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I went we went down to Auburn. It was beautiful. I was watching. Yeah Loved it. I loved having y'all there even though I wasn't there. It was just it it felt right. Thanks for having us

Yeah, absolutely anytime Brandon is Auburn What is that the team you root for nowadays? Yeah, come on guys War huh? No fuck war Brandon remember when Committed Auburn. Yeah, I did you were about yeah. Yeah, yeah Committed Auburn. Yeah, I did you were about yeah. Yeah, yeah You always say to us war what yeah? No no no come on. Come on y'all Do it together Okay I'm fucking married dude. You need to relax. You gotta chill.

You're here for Malasac, okay? Look at him. Kate, should we trade seats? Give me a little more distance? No, I don't want to be any closer to you. I'm married dude. Hey, chill out. I'm fucking married man. Bring some wine in here?

Alright, so should we start the date? Yeah. Danny, would should we start the date? Yes. Yeah Yeah, Danny, would you like to escort her shout out all the people watching? Yeah. Yeah, this is awesome Good luck This is gonna be great. I know like how I'm gonna you hate her. I don't like her. No She's snippy see See how she acted too? When she saw your boat, it would have been over anyway. Yeah. Never would have been.

I'm still in shock that we found quality people. Everybody thought Asa wasn't real. Yeah. She was a late ad. Oh, look at Malisek. A man's name. OK. This is his least dressed up, don't you think?

He was concerned yesterday that he was down to his Last good outfit and that he used up all his cute going out All right Mason, yes day three big finale I mean, this has been a lot. Y'all listen to her. I'll be honest, have you been keeping up with the previous two days? Yes. Okay, and what do you think?

I can't believe you went on two other first dates. It's been a lot. This is two more first dates that I've been on in like a long time. Me too, well, only one for me. But this is, it's been a lot of... A lot of water. Water.

The snack today is Sour Patch Kids and Orange Tic Tacs. Yeah, he's already diving into the top. Oh, shit. OK. Right outside of Montgomery. Nice. So I've never been. To Alabama or?

To Alabama, never been. Did you like it? Did you like going up there? Oh, I love. I still love Alabama. I actually was in Wisconsin yesterday. And they have a Piglet Wiggly there, which. I've never been to.

OK. Well, it's a very southern grocery store. And so if you've been to Wisconsin, you've been to Alabama. Well, I've been in neither. So one of these days, I'll get to one of those. Try not to kick this mic over. Kick up.

We apparently have the most mics I've ever seen in any room at this office. So kick as many mics over as you'd like. All right. Alabama, you went to Auburn. Went to Auburn, which brings me to something really important. Go ahead. Yes. 2019. Oh, all roads go back to the 2019 Final Four. Okay. You fouled him and it wasn't a double dribble. It was perfectly

called game and I'm not upset about it at all. But I did enjoy the video of all you guys rushing to my corner. She might be out. I wasn't there. I was still sitting in. You've never been Auburn but I'm sitting in Adderdale. Okay. I'm very superstitious so I did move the whole game so I thought Auburn was gonna win. Right. And I didn't move my friend that's actually from Virginia got up so excited storms to his corner rolls it puts it all over his Snapchat story. Falls asleep. Oh really? Yeah. Yeah. Stay up for like 12 hours.

And obviously it's from Virginia. So all the students are from Virginia. And... Tough. That was a rough group chat, I think, from home. Yeah, that's brutal. Yeah, I forgot that was Auburn, to be honest. Damn. Hell and everything. Sorry.

All right, so you were at Auburn what year, when you graduated? 14 to 18. Oh, cool, okay. Nice. What shade is he today? That's all I know. So I moved here twice.

Periwinkle? Let's go high. Mauve? Is he a mauve man? I think he's a little mauve. That's not a good jacket color for me. I picked it. Oh, I went to the Chicago School of Professional Psychology. Oh, cool. Uh-oh, psychology.

Oh, fuck. And then- Very legit and professional and fancy. Oh, no. It's nice. Oh, okay. I'm kidding. But anyway, so COVID hit and I moved back home, finished school.

Long story short, I've moved 10 times in the last six years. But anyway, so COVID hit and I moved back home, finished school. Long story short, I've moved 10 times in the last six years. 10 times? Wow. Damn. He's not impressed with that. Something we've never done. Uh-oh. We're doing an icebreaker

where both of you will stand back to back right here. Nice. And you step to the left if you agree with his or step. I wanted to switch it up, but I felt like that wouldn't be fair at this point. You know what I mean? So I felt a little. This has to be, it's the only way.

So she is giving me more than he is today. Yeah, I think he's tired. He might be. Hold beer or fancy wine. Oh. Oh, it's over what bacon egg and cheese are cheesy good one two three cow yeah speak up yeah let's do that yeah all right you tell me when you're ready and then we'll go okay all right hiking or spa day. Oh, so you didn't give me the three two or you just went.

All right. You just went. All right. All right. I actually forgot what the William always manages to make his option sound worse. Yes. Czechoslovakian lax goalie or a sexy Italian chef. Are you right? You'd be like one. Oh, it could be like, one. Oh. It could be like $10 and then Liam would be like, a billion dollars. The last one was hiking

or spa day. Thermostat on 55 degrees Fahrenheit. Thermostat on 78. You want to give me a countdown? Yeah, countdown. 3, 2, 1. Oh, nice. Alright. That was a gimme. Gonna give me countdown yeah countdown three two one. Oh nice all right We are more than a car more what miss sexual health course for the human or

Go ahead Liam All right three two one I don't fuck my dog. Very nice. Very nice. Very nice. I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry. For debate. For debate. Okay, so okay.

First date and he's already lying. How were you able to be here? So that's actually a really fun story. Because I put time on Andrew's calendar for Tuesday. Okay. Because that was originally when I was supposed to come in. And then I got like five emails from Che, like switching it back and forth.

And so I called her and said, Hey, I switched my time for Friday. And she was like, you only took me three hours. Like what's going on? And I was like, well... Unimportant. The details aren't important. I was like, I did it because I may do something stupid and I may be on the internet somewhere. And I just want to make sure my base is covered. And she was like, I don't't wanna know what you're doing. And I was like, I don't think I wanna know what I'm doing.

Well, I hope Che wasn't too much of a hand in the ass this week. No, Che has actually been fantastic other than when he was sick and threw me under the bus a couple of times. Just by. Oh, I also wanna talk about this. So you submitted your application or your Google form

and then your first name is Mason, which is more often than not is a guy's name. He discarded you. How did you feel about that? Okay, so here's what happened with that because he had discarded me and then later on in the episode he was like, well, I filtered out all the ugly people. And I was like, if the app is the way that I'm ugly. You said that? Tough bounce. I filtered out all the ugly people What did I say you filtered out all the ugly girls I did not say that I didn't think so I Had to whittle the list down from 60 to whatever. How did you do? dudes

Don't work for I mean, most of them were dudes. That's fair, though. Code word for ugly cheeks. Moved to Chicago. Moved home from Chicago. And then moved to where my new grad school was. To like finish out all of that. And work and whatever else. And then finished all of that. Moved home while I was waiting to get my placement for my new job. A bunch of people said they couldn't be in Chicago for taping too, which eliminated them. Love Charleston. Love it.

And then moved to Charlie. The ugly people couldn't travel And then from Charlotte I moved here, but there was some like back and forth in between there my mom also moves I helped her move so are you settling in Chicago? Yeah Even when I didn't live here, I was here like crushing those candies didn't live here I was here like crushing those candies it's like that's like the final sort of destination or you don't know like I need to go back to the south at some point no I visit a lot like my grandmother's mind like one of one love that lady they're asking her to predict the future so yeah she'll text me all the time. She'll be like, hey, sweetie, how are you doing?

I'm like, I'm doing great, great, thank you. She actually was one of my testimonials that Che didn't show. Oh yeah? Yeah, texted her. And I was like, can you tell me something nice about me? And she texted me back. Of course.

Yeah. And then you, uh oh. She got down. What's up, Chicago? Hey. How are you? How are we doing? Welcome back. You both like comedians? Get ready, get ready, Brian. I'm the opener. Oh We got Brandon Mac coming after me can't go quick two minutes for you

Now obviously doesn't have super big angry issues they're been angry just stewing in your apartment Never call 3-1-1 It's an emergency line 24 hours a day seven days a week her Complaints it's fair Google says for missing bicycles barking dogs missing phones and more Missing phones. This is my impression of a 3-1-1 operator

They use the old school phones Hello, 3-1-1 Yes, I'd like to report my missing phone What are you calling me from? Yep. OHHHHH! Yeah! So I love going to the movies.

Oh my god! Oh my god! Move Transitions. Starring Glenn Powell. Oh my god. You know who I'm talking about. Yeah. Sure do.

Dude is hot. Like, I'm married. To a woman. But if I sucked Glenn Powell's dick, my buddies would be like, yo, do you know my boy Steve? Fucking sucked Glenn Powell's dick. What? But if I sucked Glenn from accounting's Yeah, my buddies would probably call 311 What 311 if he was gay

That one was abstract as fuck anymore My god that one was Abstract as fuck anymore Mac I'm excited to see if he's a third joke. I said he's gonna come he decided he hated me How y'all doing god damn it you women it, you women look good, you look good. I love sex, love it! Sex ain't nothing but 50 pops! Count it if you ain't... Count it if you ain't got nothing to do. Let me tell you something about sex.

A woman can be meek, she can be self-spoken, you can have a patch on your arm. Your leg can be broke. If you've given her the dick. If you've given her the dick, she gonna tell you everything is wrong with you. Ooh, you patch-eyed motherfucker. You broke leg son of a bitch.

Kick ass! Yeah! Woo! You broke legs some of my bitch Yep, yep, it's the strangest Groundhog Day ever. Yeah, we're stuck in this day Okay, so something we decided in the last room. I don't know anything about this entire show. I've learned everything about all of you. What's wrong, Brandon? Great job, Brandon, great job. I know that you play the cross. Brandon, you down on yourself? I know that you have a dog.

A little bit. Yeah. So you pretty much have the gist of the whole thing. We love you, Brandon. That sounds about, okay. I know that you play the cross. Brandon, are you down on yourself? I know that you have a problem. A little bit. So you pretty much have the gist of... We love you, Brandon. What else would you like to know?

Fire away. I want to do the Cedric cigarette bit. I'll let you. From Virginia? People might not be happy. I lived there until I was right around D.C., suburbs of D.C., until I was about 14, went to boarding school for high school. OK.

Hated every minute of it. Classic. I then went back to Virginia for college. Do they like each other? I think. Right after college, packed up the car, drove to New York. Think he's just ready to be done with it all?

Yeah, he's asking her questions. She's doing great. He's here since last September, been here for a little over a year. But there's an energy that I'm not getting. Yeah, it feels like he's just kind of running the football and just trying to get out of here with a win. He's chewing clock not getting. Yeah, it feels like he's just kind of running the football and just trying to. He's trying to get out of here with a win. He's chewing clock right now.

Yeah. Oh, baby. Yeah. All right, I got some fixes. My goodness. This is going to be our best one. Oh, wow, shots at Donnie. He's still moving the change, so you can't really

complain too much, but also. We're going to get out here with like a 13-10 win. I would love to see. I can't really complain too much, but also... We're gonna get out here with like a 13-10 win. I would love to see... I would love to see him push the ball downfield a little bit. Oh, nice! Look at this. All right, let's see what we got in here. Wow, look at this.

Wait, can we get napkins? I shouldn't have worn white pants. Of course, of course. Look at this. Nachos? What is this? It's nachos. Chef Donny was not available today through order. Nachos? Well we should have had somebody deliver it shirtless. I know. How do we think his vibe is today? It's a little different than yesterday.

We got an apology on record? I know, I am apologizing. Look at this. Not paying for lunch this week. It's been fantastic, too Well, you have nothing in your fridge, so What you've done? Oh, get his ass Yeah, Madeline told me earlier She said they checked your fridge out while they were there. I guess they were there yesterday. All right, so Yeah, you start what is this? So I guess this is gonna be a taco... Don't make her start.

Something. Salad? I'm gonna have some of these. Okay is that an egg roll? Looks like a buffalo chicken. What is it? What is it? I don't know. You said this. If it's not a buffalo chicken wrap then I don't know what it's supposed to be. Looks like whatever. We got some thank you. I don't know what it's supposed to be. We got some, thank you. Do we have the guitar for today? We don't, but there might be some kind of secret weapon. Oh, really? Might be something unleashed upon the room shortly.

There you go. Okay. If you're in that sort of thing, you know. Oh, dame tea. Very demure. Uh huh. Very nice. What's your thoughts on this whole thing? She gonna talk about me?

It's crazy. Yeah. Right? This is very weird. I hope you're talking while I'm chewing. What are you thinking? I think it's more crazy for you than it is for us probably. Maybe equally because we have homework every day.

Sure. I also think like you guys doing this not being an employee here is wild to me. We're hiring them all. Yeah, the chat thought that I was big cat, which was really fun for me. I also thought that. You thought I was big cat?

Mm-hmm. I feel like that's a compliment. We had women girl drop out midway through last week and they've tried to fill in one of the one of the girls here so that was kind of where my brain was like this this late admission you know. Okay there was one day where you I thought you I thought I was done there was a day where you like boosted my score and I I was like what well I should have gotten cut. The accent is giving you a lot of points.

Yeah. I was gonna ask about like when you're talking to people in Chicago they're always like the accent's like crazy. So no I was in Wisconsin yesterday and they were like you don't have an accent. It's like really but I will say like my nail lady I was gone for like four years and came back and she was like I know you. Yeah because you're the only southern accent in Chicago. And like, thank you. And then too, a lot of people assume that I'm stupid because I have a southern accent.

Like when I was in grad school, I had a girl like pull me aside of the class and she goes, Mason, we all thought you were gonna be stupid, but like you're the smartest one in our class. And I was like, I don't know if I love you or hate you, but something. Yeah, that's, I'm going to Harvard Law love you or hate you but... Fuck em. Yup. I'm going to Harvard Law.

Yeah. I was. Did you study? No. Did you study Reese with a Fairen Reese movie? I love that movie. I love that movie. Have you seen it?

He just dropped Legally Blonde. Yeah, he dropped Legally Blonde. He is... That was a move. That's, I forget the guy, the actor. The Snap's doing nothing. Yeah, I can't think of his name either. Who plays the guy?

He's snapping more popcorn. In the movie, his name is Jake. Who's the... What's up guys? Oh! You're Jake. The snaps doing nothing Guys oh you're new Oh Killer So she's from the south she spent some time in Charleston right yeah, I'm actually I'm wearing a shirt from my favorite restaurant I'm Charleston. Oh, so if you ever down there And I knew you were talking about dogs I got this for your dog It's a dog treat. I have some toys for you. Oh! Oh! I just wanted to put that out there. Do you want her outfit?

I actually haven't yet. So you're doing that. Alright, well I just wanted to check in. And while we're at it, do you have an astrology sign? What's your birthday? Wait, wait, actually! Is it October 10th? No. Good guess though. It's a good guess. 10 out of No. Good guess, though.

What's a good guess? Ten out of ten. Ten, ten. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

I'll leave you guys to it. I'll see you at work. I'll see you at work. Yes, absolutely. Bye now. Thank you, Connor. You look great. Thank you.

Connor's very much... Oh, man! What a move. Oh, no! Way to go Connor She was with the appetizer in the main course just walked in. Yeah. Damn. Jake's the free bread. Yeah. Introduce the season two character

in the season one finale. It's not even good bread either. It's cold butter. You can't spread it. Ripping the bread. You can't move the butter for shit. The surf and turf just walked in. Yeah.

Hey. In Chicago, you said, I remember something about you were here for like a month or two. I'd just moved to getting out of September. So what have you been up to in the city? Yeah, hey. I remember something about you were here for like a month or two. I just moved beginning of September. So what have you been up to in the city? Oh gosh, so with my job we're about to do a launch, so it's been a lot of like studying and taking tests and all sorts of stuff, running around.

And also moving in, which is a nightmare. Right. Moving is the worst thing. You have roommates right in there. Damn it, Jacob. I'm gonna go see my dog. Hey guys, we have our next activity. Moving is the worst Was just kind of like Groundhog's Day, I was just blubbing he fell off the couch Yeah, we'll take animation. Okay, animation. Yeah, thank you. Okay. There's the line.

There's the line. See what you guys got. On your cue, Liam. You've regret. We have a child's marriage. People used to say, people used to say that you were too selfish to be a great artist. I used to defend you, but they were absolutely right.

I didn't even finish my first line. Take them to the top. That's crazy. They're next to each other because you say them at the same time in the script. Things are falling apart. Falling apart, yeah. Not in my movie. You've regressed!

You've gone back to your wife. You've gone back to your life before you met me. It's pathetic. You gaslighted me! You're a fucking villain! All your best acting is behind you. You're back to being a hack. What movie is this?

I don't know. This is a marriage story with Adam Driver. I thought he asked for animated. I don't know where that came from or what that means. I'll be honest with you. But you and I both know you chose this life. You wanted until you did it. A lot of people may only recognize this movie scene

from the Quigs edit during Red October last year with Max. So you could get out of LA. I didn't use you. You did. I can stop this any time you like. No, no. Keep it going. You always made me aware of what I was doing wrong,

how I was falling short life with you was joyless so you had to fuck someone else how could you be upset that I her you should be upset that I had a laugh with her plumbing to comic huh oh yeah you hated me you fucked someone we work with you with me in the last year. They're going off book now. But there's so much I could have done. I was a director in my 20s who came from nothing and was suddenly on the cover of Beep! Time Out New York. I was hot. And I wanted to beep Everybody and I did it and I loved you and didn't want to lose you and I'm in my 20s and I

Didn't want to lose that too And you want those you want and you wanted so much fast You wouldn't even want to get married. There's so much I didn't do. You gotta say the word, I could put a stop to it. The long monologue here. Well, thanks for that. You're welcome, you're welcome.

I can't believe I have to know you forever! Let's see how long they'll go. You're insane. See if it'll just go for forever. Oh, the famous wall punch. And you're winning! Are you kidding? I wanted to be married! I'd already lost! You didn't love me as much as I loved you!

What does that have to do with LA? Dramatic pause. You're so merged with your own selfishness that you don't even identify as selfishness anymore. You're such a dick! What? Every day I wake up and hope... Hope you're dead. Jesus.

Dead like. Wah wah wah wah wah wah. Wah wah crying wah wah. Oh. If I could guarantee Henry would be okay. I hope you get it. What's he laughing at? He's get it. What's he laughing at? I thought he's...

I lost it. Sorry. They got the whole damn script? Yes. The whole fucking movie. And scene. I am so sorry. Lovely job guys. I told him he didn't have to do the whole thing but no need to this by now. How did you in the first place get...

You know how certain colors will bring out someone's eyes like you're wearing green that's like blood men But with his skin that purple jacket makes I was like, yeah, I'm gonna start to do podcasts. I'm gonna teach you. So that's enough. Well, I started listening to that. Can we zoom in a little more? Well, they started recording their episodes, so I didn't have enough to listen to.

Is Matt recording? Yeah. Really? They used to be like five hours long. Damn. Yeah. So they're still recording for five hours. Matt always said she's gonna make them

a little bit longer for me again. So, yeah, that worked out. But so, in that process of not having enough to listen to. We have your next activity on the schedule. Hey, Matt. You all right? Oh, it was a spot. We're on Max.

We don't have any axe throwing options here, but we do have Max throwing options. So Max is going to stand here and he's going to be blindfolded and we'll give him directions in which he has to throw this ten pound ball into that blue bucket. Alright. All right. Yeah You each get three tries and if you score more than Jake Then you and you both get 50 bucks Keep offering up a kid's my Everything is out of the way here. No, you what you don't trust me. No, you don't think that you don't think that actually I don't trust you This might be max's show now You don't trust me? No. You don't think that, you don't think that, actually I don't trust you. All right. This might be Max's show now.

Let's go Maxie. You can move Max's body anyway. Ladies first. So I'm just telling him what to do? You guys should go, this is up to you. Do you want me to go, do you guys want to go one hand or two here? Is that, is that, are you rules?

Wait, you can go first. All right, Jake you go first. I have to go first? So she just has to throw it? Yep. I think you just give it a go. We'll see where we're at on the first throw. You just saw it before. Is she trying to cheat? I like that. Okay. Just give that a try. Oh okay so you were a little right and a little short. Uh, was he short? Here we go, Max, come in. Wasn't short at all. A little more to your left and a little deeper. A little right and a little short. So a little more left than where you just threw it and a little deeper, yeah.

Alright, alright, a little more left, that was good distance. That was, I need to go more left? More left than that. I felt like I was so left there I'm gonna line you up. I'm gonna line you up. Line me up. See why are you scared to touch me? Alright point your foot straight. I'm gonna tell you where your feet are. Is that straight? So move this one turn it Alright, so that foot a little more left Alright now to the right. I feel like I'm going right towards the basket. Turn this to the right. Turn this right.

Alright that line is that where your foot pointing, is where you want to go. Okay. Good distance on that first one. Alright. Okay, alright, almost. Pretty good? That was pretty good. Alright.

He's saying good distance, he's overthrown. He's trying to get him to hit the cameraman. Alright. Alright. So we're good? Yeah, I think we're ready. Ready? Yeah.

Oh, loophole. There was a rule. I never said. Yeah. Drop right there? Drop? Yep, right there. There we go.

Smart. Is that doing it? Oh, he doesn't like that. He got to be somewhere else. Hey, thanks, man. Do you guys like math or rock? That was fun. I enjoyed that. The guys are so wrong. It's intelligence. It's intelligence by show. Hi Max.

Oh man. What a fun activity. Would you rather do max throwing, hockey, or mini golf? She played max throwing smarter, not harder. Probably soccer. Okay, it wasn't an option, but I like that. I like that you have an opinion. Oh, yeah. I like that you have an opinion. I like that you have an opinion. I

Like that you have an opinion a girl with a brain I played softball from like five to Anyway, and so I was a catcher though, and they told me that I was gonna have to have both my knees replaced by the time I graduated if I can't play. So I made the transition in the ninth grade to soccer, was starting goalkeeper night through 12th grade. Marth, goalie, we like goalie. Yeah, I got college offers, but I wanted to go to Auburn.

Both goalies. Auburn was awesome. Loved Auburn. The best time ever. Still love Auburn, yeah. Which a lot of my family went to Auburn. I grew up tailgating. I gotta hit one of these TJ. Yeah, good man. Football season's in full gear. There's no better way to celebrate than with Stella Blue Coffee's new fall collection. Whether you're tailgating in the crisp autumn air or cheering from the comfort of your couch, our new maple pumpkin pie and apple crumb cake blends are the ultimate game day companions. Maple pumpkin pie delivers a combination of creamy classic pumpkin pie with buttery pie crust and a touch of sweet maple syrup. Apple crumb cake features delicious flavors of sweet apple, cinnamon and brown sugar, all wrapped up in a rich buttery crumb finish.

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You got a big J laugh It's a dopamine rush like you never experienced Again I know this is repetitive. I just didn't know how to only wait. I like the yeah, the paintings are good Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, day half day vibes. He's trying to get a day. You know, first time in over three years. His energy has gone down since Scoof. I know. Well, I'll take anyone's if he does run out of energy. Could we go the bullpen for kind of Griffin? I'm just saying that at all. I can send him back in at any moment. We have enough canvases, right? Can he paint too? Should I send him in? It's yeah, I? Should I send him in?

Hey, Chad. No, we can't do that. Chad, I got a question. What if he falls in love? We'll waste our next season. True, true. If you suck someone's dick, we should call 311. Can we try to do that right now?

Hey, my buddy sucked a dick. Call 311. I mean, and more. You meant to call 911 Yeah, that's a crime That's a new material for you guys I love that She holding her flowers for the She posed for a painting

Welcome to keep the cornbread in your workstation. The cornbread? Oh I don't know what that is. Is that his canvas today? Yeah we ran out of paper. Can we get Donnie? He's got tiny... Oh. Let's get sure it was Donnie in here. No I meant I need his apron. I'm wearing white pants. Let's get a shirt with Donnie in here. No, I need his apron. I'm wearing white pants. Let's get shirtless Donnie in here. Let's get shirtless Connor Griffin back in here too. Oh, he's getting mad. You really liked him, right?

Passive aggressive. I hope she paints Connor. Should someone take her like something to put over her pan? I would be told. You want to Brandon? No I just I'm I was actually that was a utilitarian question should we cut a hole in a garbage bin.

There you go. The sponsor. Wait I really want to She's just stealing a t-shirt now. That's perfect. To cover the white pants. Let's see what we can do here. Wait, did that cut into our time at all?

No, no. The time is fake. We can do this as long as we'd like. Oh, he's cocky now, Kate. I know. Call time right now. Yeah, say three minutes. Oh, what a shit moment. Wow.

I was telling my coffee. I can't wait for season 2. Oh Holy shit he is going to be he's going to be a mess a blubbering mess Oh my god, you can't handle us at our Jake mouse. Thank you don't deserve a set of Connor season two We're gonna have the contestants meet the guy's mother, right? But like wait we have it planned out isn't that the jello mud wrestling We're gonna have to merge the mom with co-workers right Yeah, we already story classic that's a classic his co-worker and his mom and then they have to fight They have to fight each other in a pit of goo Yeah

I Do believe Jake said that his mom was open a calling in today after with their death I? Wonder cuz she told him after the first day to pick up the energy I wonder if she's a little annoyed right now that he's mellowed out She's saying L Jake in the chat. Uh-huh. I think if you were going on your third force date in three days, you would run out of time.

You're right. You're right. You're not doing too bad. He's being a good sport to it. And we're also not even considering the fact that he is throughout this process a gay man. Well, that's true. That is something I always keep forgetting.

Yeah, this is the name of the show Jake she's perfect I was looking at the napkin earlier and I was like that's right this whole thing started because somebody wanted him and he just felt nothing inside we've yeah we filmed a sketch at his house yesterday he has that napkin on a magnet on a fridge on his really yeah Yep, what? Yeah Yeah, he wasn't even gonna call her. What's the psychology of that? I know you go boost It's an ego boost. I believe it's an ego boost. He touches it before he leaves every morning. Yeah

Go be a douchebag today. No way. Should we do the Draft Kings wheel? Yeah. Yeah. Perfect. Did it hit last time? It got closer.

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Yeah. I'm just saying. Well, there's nothing stopping us from just doing Bears' Moneyline. All right. We got 41 point is the point total. Bears favored by four. Yeah, I agree. What would stop us from just putting Moneyline?

Nothing. Moneyline. Moneyline. Moneyline. Moneyline. Moneyline. Moneyline. Money Bear's Moneyline. All right, we got 41 point is the point total. Bear is favored by four. Yeah, I agree. What would stop us from just putting Moneyline? Nothing.

Moneyline. Moneyline, Bear's. Bear's Moneyline. It's our parlay. Do what we want. Oh no. Please don't. Oh. Oh No Bears money line for Bears week might be immortal. Yeah, I think the Jags get a win. I think so 46 We've got Jacksonville three-point favorites Jacksonville's favorite Jags money line

Yes, yeah, great. There's a cult starter and quarterback hasn't been announced. Okay, so Jags my own. Yeah. Agreed. Bears Jax. Colts starter and quarterback hasn't been announced. Okay, so Jax Milan. Yeah. Tough night last night, Jay? Yeah, not the best. Don't even, Jay. Don't even. No snappage. All right, now this is... I like the over. Like an over here? Yeah. The commander's play over games. The point total is 43 and a half.

We've got the commander is favored by three and a half. It's an over over Yeah, what are the odds on that? Over 43 and a half Oh all of them Jags bears over 43 and a half of Brown's come like that. I just like this one. Yeah Plus 373 love it. Let's hit one. I was three leg hit last night Way up one I was three leg hit last night fuck yes yeah thanks way up quick ten minutes in three minutes in it hit wow wow you had Darnold Mooney and Mike Evans now Drake London and Mike Evans now who's the other part just drink just Drake was his third three leg all right All right. That's what it was. Yeah.

I get it now. Check on them. All right, let's check in. All right, let's finish it up. Oh, that's the most effort. That's way better than mine. I keep getting fucked with these. That's so much better than mine.

That looks like Connor. Damn. Yeah. Looks like Connor Griffin. I'm gonna suck at this. She drew Connor. It's really not...I don't know what kind of mouth that is. Well, I gave you a frown by accident. And then I was like, I have to make it a smile. Why are my lips gold? It's all just, I don't know. It was a real disaster the hair I start off with the hair the hair was really good Jake is that blind hair or a flame

Yours is great. I go grab her for yeah. Yes. Yep actually don't I don't know if Jake is losing steam He's no I think Wait is picking up steam and maybe he's a little nervous. She's coming here talk to us Yeah, and then she goes with the other three girls in the cave Jake has to make a decision. Okay, he passes off his choice to Jacob and then he waits in the quick pick studio You say what studio See studio Where's your

North Carolina's in the south that's crazy. That's crazy Charlotte what I get what he means about then it's just not Okay, he stood up. It's definitely southern a hug goodbye Sorry if I was weird love that energy that's five with that is that your line cake yeah, yeah Mason way to go. Great job, Mason. Thank you kindly.

What did you think? OK, I actually had a lot of fun. Yeah? I don't know. Was it weird? No. No, it was a typical date, I think. On the?

No, it was. OK. Did you like anybody that came in there more than maybe Jake? Oh? Hmm Whoa Did you feel a spark it don't let Jacob hear this Connor Griffin. Did you feel as if there's chemistry? In the room with between you and anybody With between you and anybody

I don't know like I said I had fun, but I also haven't gone on a date in a long time that wasn't a real date Hmm you think your male co-worker was at home watching this like the Shia LaBeouf meme just crying in the theater doubt that It's probably dying out laughing How awkward I am I don't think it wasn't awkward now no awkward No, it's naturally awkward to watch somebody go on a date and to be on a date with people watching Mm-hmm all things considered. I think you both did well blotman wore a blazer though He did right yeah, what you think of the movie I? Honestly couldn't figure out what was happening most of the time yeah the wow-wow-wow has really sold it though I knew there were tears what about the comedy yeah, the wow I was really sold it though. I knew there were tears. What about the comedy?

Yeah, the three one one punchline, so I I noticed you didn't laugh electric Are you not a laugh-out-loud kind of person at comedy um I was scared to have an ugly laugh So there was giggling so you did you have to did you have to hold back a laugh with you were internally laughing? I think that was chaise best set yeah, so I'd agree yeah definitely He pulled out the big guns purple shirt killed it Wait did y'all think there was chemistry oh It's he's hard to read Man I wanted him to be a little more high energy

But I feel like he might also be date fatigued like it's kind of unfair to you that you got day three I disagree he got a lot of practice the Connor Griffin 1010 line was pretty oh nailed it that was I I so I obviously I live here and I'm gonna see a lot of these people out and about I hope I get to see that in person oh yeah oh yeah I'm an excellent wing woman and I have so many single people out and about. I hope I get to see that in person. From who? From Connor? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I'm an excellent wing woman and I have so many single friends. Oh no. Oh no. Let me send a message. Oh God. Oh God. Bang, bang, bang, bang.

That's Connor. It's your birthday on October 10th? It's your birthday on October 10th? Connor's going to make a testimony. Connor. That's manifesto material right there Connor No, oh my he's Connor's a perfect guy he yeah, yeah, it's you'd be a perfect wingwoman Yeah, best friend type. Oh, I'm sorry. What was your ideal?

$2,000 date I submitted which big cat I submitted that we Borrowed your your season tickets for a game and then gambled throughout the game with the $2,000. I love that That is a perfect date. Okay. Thank you. Yeah, that's a perfect date. So I think he agreed done cool if Well, if you win it's up

I put the cart before the horse. I'm sorry. Yeah, but no, that's that to you. If you choose, that's up to you. I put the cart before the horse. I'm sorry. Yeah, but no, that is a perfect date. I love that. I think it would be fun. Yeah. OK, so what's next? Kate?

So now all three are going to go into the gambling cave. I love it. Oh, look at the jakes. Wow. Those are great. Versatile guy. It's a tough look. I think the first one's the most accurate That's how I picture Jay. Yeah

The brows that's too cute. They all think our first grade. This is great. It's good. Yeah good. Yeah He does have a very long neck. Yeah, very all three women will be going into the gambling cave Jake is going to enter and he is going to say hopefully mostly pros for each like here's a little thought on each of you and then he will be dismissing all three of you writing a name on a piece of paper that no one will see and he will be going into mincy's studio to wait and that is where we will all see the person he picked enter. They will have a moment to talk, and then they will both leave the room,

and then she will either enter here alone for the money, or with Jake for love. Wow. Wow. Wow. Complex and needlessly complex. My heart is racing. No, no, no, this is perfect. Okay. Okay. Well Mason. Thank you

Yeah, I'm not a man Hopefully we see thank you. Yes. Thank you so much. Oh my god the fate of four lives in the balance all three of your life They came my life. Is that one of them? All three of these women that you know three women need need just a round of applause big round of applause Bravery cool fun. It was cool of you to do yeah They basically were had a stack deck against they did our job for us for awesome all the women for two weeks yeah two weeks So much material we haven't had to show not we haven't had to do shit now it's been nice yeah it's been two weeks of this and just bear cubs dying there it is yeah yeah yeah

couldn't be to either we have to sprinkle in some be perfect oh man so what do we think what do I mean now no he's going to the Quick Pick Studio, I thought. No. Oh, he's going in there. Maybe we should have him come in here first. Come in here. Have him come in here first. So they'll let you have a chance to. Oh, yeah, we got to break down that date.

That's true. There they are. Yay. Love it. And there's Blutman. Oh. Perfect. This is the riding the bus meme or half of it We put that boy through uncharted hell

Jake Jake You're done. Yeah done But all you have to do is pick one and go fuck them. No spoilers, no spoilers. Do you feel like this was a good experience for you? Um, hmm. A good exp- I thought this was a very fun thing to do, all encompassing. I thought the concept was awesome. I thought it was a very enjoyable time.

The past two weeks, especially when we had like, kind of a weird situation last week with stuff to do I thought that was a very fun thing for all of us to kind of do for me personally it was a lot of not stress but it definitely I felt weird at a lot of the time doing it you had to expose your right and I was definitely had to be more out there than I normally would be sure but so do you think that's good for you yeah definitely probably helped me get over some camera fears and some women fears that I had previously. So that was helpful.

I was saying I was at your place yesterday. Yeah. And a magnet on the fridge is what? Oh, I have the Napkin Girl note on the fridge. That's right. What is that? Trophy hunting. Oh my god.

Come on. I can't make jokes. I can't make jokes. I can't make So are you you have a decision to make are you connected in any way do you think you know? Uh no, I am conflicted. Yeah, I think that there's a I'm in like a weird 5050 so Internet dating show that I'm not even on this is a new love. Yeah, Connor was never ever felt that

So what's gonna happen next you're gonna go back into the gambling cave and give Face-to-face with all three give a couple thoughts on each like here's something. I really liked about you, but here's the reason We might not be compatible, but here's a reason we might not be compatible, but here's a good thing too. For each one of them, but you are not gonna say your pick. After you say your piece to each of them, you will dismiss them from the room, and you will write your final choice on a piece of paper

and hand it to Jacob. You will then make your way to Mincy's studio and sit and wait. Mincy's studio and sit and wait. Mincy's studio? Quick picks. Thank you. Quick picks.

Then your choice will come and join you in there. Sorry, Megan's studio. We will not be able to hear you. And you can let her know that too. We will not be able to hear you. We'll only be able to see you in Mincy's studio. You two will have a few minutes to talk. You will both exit together.

And then she will either come in here alone for the money or come in here with you Okay, so I'm gonna have his mom weigh in before or oh is his mom on the line. She can be yes Yeah, yeah, call mama. Do I just put it on like the microphone? Yeah? All right, I don't know who you would pick I I don't know who he would pick. I just called her. This would be really embarrassing. Oh, hey. Hi.

What's up? Are you watching? I am. I'm way behind. So they're going to ask you a couple questions if that's cool. Oh, she's live you're live on the show Go ahead guys, so how was it? What was it like watching your boy do this? Well, I think he's living his best life, right? Yeah. You guys have a lot of fun. I think it's been great. You guys have pulled him out of his shell.

I always yell at him that he doesn't date enough and that he needs to be in it to win it. That's right. Do you think there's any potential of a daughter that you found here that Jake was with this week? I honestly don't think there's been a love connection that would be a lasting match, Was with this week? Do you believe in love at first sight do you believe in love at first sight? I absolutely saw my husband When we were in school together. I saw him across the building We locked eyes, and they ran outside and said to all my friends. Oh my god. I just saw the man. I'm gonna marry Wow

Wow, so So it's kind of your guys's fault Jake has this pie in the sky You on love maybe yeah, maybe that's his example. He's been looking for the whole time, you know You know Interesting You know, he has to actually feel like you're worth something for him to put in the effort. Interesting. But once he does decide you're worth the effort, he will be the best boyfriend there's ever been. Yeah, happiness is his number one priority. Yeah, that helps his competition. Exactly. Then he's a sappy romantic and he's got a heart of gold and he's a good egg.

He's a good catch. Did you give him a talking to after the first date? Because we noticed a very different Jake on day two. I think he felt really guilty about the whole thing. Because he said, you know, I feel bad these women are putting themselves out there. And then I'm going to, like, he doesn't want to hurt women. You know?

He's not that kind of guy. So he doesn't sleep around. He doesn't lead you on. He isn't going to be women. You know he's not that kind of guy so He doesn't sleep around he doesn't leave you on he isn't mrs. Malicec. Yes, he does What are you telling your mom? Yeah I mean, he respects women, what can I tell you? Yeah. I taught him that. Yep. Yes you did. Yeah. And he's a very good son.

That's good, that is good. That is good. A very good son, so. Don't make us like him. Yeah. We don't wanna do that. Well thank you very much. I'm sure this has been very weird for you to watch.

I've enjoyed the show. All right. Thank you. All right. Love you, mom. See you. Love you, too. Bye. OK. There we go.

All right. I have to give three things of each for each of you. Just kind of a thought on each one. Give them a breakdown. All right, cool. Yeah. We'll do. Got this.

Yeah. All right. We'll do. And then I go to a quick pic. I get it. I write to Jacob, and then I go sit down, and she sits down next to me. Yep.

And then you two, we won't be able to hear you in Mincy Studios. You two can chat for a minute. You do not say your choice out loud. Gotcha. You write that down. Sounds good. Hand it to Jacob. You walk away. All right. It cuts back to us as soon as you hand it to Jacob. Love it. Yeah. All right. Good luck. Let's do it. Good luck. Jake do you know? Wow No, he still does not wow You can't pick Blutman. Oh Yeah, I guess Oh my god. No, no, no. Alright. Do it in front of Blutman!

No, no! No! No! I'm then going to write down the name of the person who's going to win. I'm then going to walk and sit in one of the studios over there and the winner will be joining me after the fact. And then we'll go from there. Okay? They're going to walk and sit in one of the suites over there, and the winner will be joining me after the fact. And then we'll go from there. Erica Kay, first date.

I thought it was a very unfair hand that you were dealt. I thought that I was very nervous and closed the first time that we hung out, which definitely was mainly my fault instead of your fault. I mean, most of the time it is. And I also think that, you know, you flew in from California, scared me a little bit as to the effort. Oh, I could tell.

The length so that people went on to be here. I do like that you're kind of, you know what you want and you're, you know, you're obviously a good person and you were very in for the bit, so that was very nice of you. Taylor, loved your sort of whole vibe. Hockey was very cool, like what you do. Loved that you're family from Michigan, the whole thing. You were very family oriented and you had a good,

I hate that I'm doing this, but this is so awesome. You got it. You were very family oriented. You love where you you're from you're proud of where you're from I love what you do and I very much appreciate that that was very awesome to see and Mason love the accent love love the southern southern backstory this is so awkward I think that it's very cool your what you do. And I love that you kind of are very proud of that and that you're very into it. I also think that it wasn't a double dribble,

so if that's a problem, that's fine, it's okay. But very bubbly, very personable, very funny. Enjoyed you today, that was very fun. So I now have to write down my winner, which I don't really know if I have right now, and give it to Jacob, and then I'm gonna go sit in the other room. So where do I write this down?

Three ladies, you may exit the room. We may exit the room. What? Thanks guys for coming, that was very fun. They're just gonna exit so he can write down in peace. Yes. You know what? How about we have you keep it up on the lease?

All right, sounds good, man. Let me find you a camera. Jacob doesn't have to freestyle here. What's Jacob doing? Is Jacob going rogue? Yeah. He's going rogue. Yeah, he's the wrong guy to.

Yeah, he is just sliding into the third one. Jerry's last home run. He doesn't have any power here. What's he doing? In the nice spot. OK. But you didn't get to sit in. Here's your canvas.

All right. Do not let the baby be. This is a big thing right here. Let's cut back to us. Yeah, don't let him. Let's cut back to us. Wow. What are the chances he knows, remembers all three girls' names?

He's got it. I think it's Taylor. I think it's... In my opinion, that's Taylor. That was the one. That was the date that had the most sparks. Yeah, that was the. Easily, yeah, easily. But does he want somebody that's just like him?

Well, she's also taking the money, right? Taylor? Taylor's taking the money. Taylor's not taking the money. Taylor, I think Taylor's the only one that would take the day. Tight as ivory, completely. She's taking the day. I think the other two take the day, or the money.

Yeah, other two take the money. Taylor would take the day. Taylor would take the day. Yeah. That's what I think the other two take the day or the money yeah other two take the money Taylor Taylor would take the day Yeah, that's what I think And if Taylor Kate your gown is stunning. Thank you so much. I like your sport jacket. That's so it's perfect Kyle velvet Thank you. That's really nice. So I have one other thought I think Mason seems well enough off that she doesn't really need the money Yeah, so would she take the date just for shits and

Stories just move into Chicago. Maybe doesn't know people Yeah, Jake has a good friend group and she said she has a lot of single friends and she loves making friends with dudes Yeah, yeah, I just call Jake maybe one day Jake we're giving a crying test He looks very excited about it. Yeah. What if the girl takes the money and all three girls just go out together? That would be smart. Have the final girl come into the room. I have, I genuinely do not know. So we're gonna find out who wins. Let's find out who wins. Who is the winner? Oh my God. I have no idea. He's going Blutman on us. Who do we think I don't know

All right, wait was that a camera person he's not standing up Yep Okay, Danny Lance Stand in front of our camera. Yep. That's good. Quick picks coming up after this. Quick picks logo. Okay, he's waiting. I legit have no idea. I think it's gonna be Taylor. 25 women it all comes down to this Unbelievable and so now they will discuss right now and she's going to let him know if the heart if she could break Jake's heart. Yeah. Right here. Well do you think it would be easier if she didn't have to talk to him about it? No, let's cut back to us. No.

And uh. If she's talking to him, she's gonna pick the date. I don't know. I don't know. Oh, he might try to swear in. No, he's not allowed to do that. He has no say in this. I'll be damned, I don't know what to do.

So now whoever, so either they walk in together, they walk in separately. I'll be damned. I don't know what's going to happen. So now whoever. I'm upset. Either they walk in together, or they walk in separately. If they either they walk. If two people walk in, it's the date. If it's just Mason, it's the cash. I'll be damned. Wait, do we have? Recency bias. Big check?

Oh, you're getting your hand. Wow. I guess whenever they're ready, she can either walk in. I thought it was Taylor. I thought it was Taylor. Taylor for sure I put her name in a song Song he's never done that before he you know much he hates playing guitar for women yes

And he did her Mason's the only name he could remember because he met her today ah I could be it honestly I they they had a lot. She's a goalie. He's a goalie. Yeah, he's number one threat Connor has already been neutralized. Yes. He knows that Connor will has zero chance. Yeah Other two girls could easily be yeah, right, right, but he's already been shot on a swivel shot down Connor Caught yes Connor in the gambling cave with the other two Cut to the gambling cave Connors got his armor on with the other two? Have her, don't come in the back door. Have her come out. Cut to the gambling cave. Connor's got his armor on both the other two women.

While Blumman watches. I keep forgetting we can't show the... Okay. Wow. Gosh. I don't... The girl who almost didn't make it because of a boy's name. the front around the door has opened

Jake you're going on the date Must be thrilled Upset tell us there's a side plan Date. Wait, yeah. Jake, you must be thrilled. Incredible. Oh my goodness. He's upset. He's so upset. Tell us. There's a side plan. What? What? There's a plan.

There's a plan. What's the plan? What's the side plan? So we both agreed that a $2,000 date is insane. Insane. That's a lot of money. OK. So we agreed maybe we go on a normal date and give money

to the North Carolina relief. Wow. Nope. Wow. That's nice. That's very nice. Because sitting there just holding a bunch of money, which you do owe me $50 because me and Matt won the max Sorry max. Sorry max. I'm so sorry. Oh, he's okay. Do you want change? No? Okay, so so what do you need for the date and then I'll give the rest of the Carolina relief We would like to borrow your tickets. Okay, let's it's our tickets How much you want for dinner yeah 400 bucks for dinner can you just have your credit card yeah that's fine okay oh shit I'll give you guys 500 500 for dinner and let's maybe give the other two girls

still here yeah yeah let's give them a parting gift they're in the kitchen I can't find my pot. That's a good one. Moths to a flame. That's a good one, TJ. Where are they really, though? Ha ha ha. What a wholesome ending. Wow. Split that piece. That was a very nice thought that Mason had. I used to live in North Carolina for a little bit. But not the South, Jake.

Not the South, Mason. Do what? Not the South. You guys don't think? North Carolina's not the South. Ah! North Carolina's not the South.? North Carolina's not South North Carolina's the South that's that's crazy That's that's now North Carolina's the South apart of it all of it all of it Brandon hates me he went from he loved me so much

And you fell for it So we're doing dinner and a hockey We would like regular season What game do you want to go to? Whatever's fun. Y'all don't really have that choice. They'll all be fun. Well, some are more fun.

Preseason games. I'll tell you what, the first Saturday game they have, neither one of us is going to be able to go, because we're going to be at college football. Oh, OK, that's perfect. All right, you guys are going to go the first Saturday. Love it. Perfect.

Wonderful. Love it. Wow, what a conclusion. Congratulations to you both. To both of you. Perfect. Wonderful. Love it. Love it. Wow, what a conclusion. Congratulations. Congratulations to you both. To both of you. Woo. Yeah. What an event.

How exciting. Mason, do you want to see a bear get mauled? No. OK, it is Fat Bear Week. No, no, no. No, you don't want to see it. No, I was going to say I saw the National Park Service put an Instagram out about it, and I was curious if that was y'all's do.

I was wondering if they were watching the Yak, and were like, oh yeah, it's a bear week. National Parks, they're fans. They fuck with us. They fuck with us. It's still kind of annoying. And I was curious if that was y'all's do I was wondering if they were watching the yak and we're like oh, yeah National parks their their fans It's all kind of annoying Oh Man oh hey just in a quick little twist of oh no She's got a gun They're ineffective in the act studio. That's right. That's right.

They got to be in the wild. Unbelievable. I love it. I thought it was funny. Brandon? I don't even know who this broad is. What a week. Nice to both of you.

Yeah, what a week. Two weeks. What a week. I forget how to yak regularly. Do we have any other ads? High Noon. Oh, perfect shirt. Yeah.

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which means it's here for a good time, not a long time. Visit highnoonspirits.com before your next tailgate to find a pack near you. Well, Jake? Guys? How do you feel, man? Final thoughts? Hey, Kate?

Good. Good. I think that this was the... What do you want? Mason, you're laughing. Why are you want? Mason, you're laughing. I'm incredibly uncomfortable after that three down the line recapping of the women. But now it's over.

It's done. I think that it was a good choice that I made. Mason's a sweet girl. She seemed to be the right choice. So I picked her and that's where we're at. Wow. Yeah. Well thank you for that recap.

Love it. Yeah, incredible recap. Yeah, we were here. Good stuff. We watched it all. I saw it live. Okay, well I guess we just gotta spin the wheel. Spin the wheel.

Yeah, we'll get those tickets to you. The wheel. Please watch Quick Picks after this. Quick Picks. Now you've lost it. Oh my god. God fucking damn it! Mother fuck!

Oh no. God damn it. Man. Oh man. I declare. Oh no. Bless it. Oh no. Oh, man What are my biscuits?

All right What is the Friday what is worst worst worst what you can be it's the worst Well there we go Well All right She's first oh, yeah, that's really I would not have let you do that I would But what a no-bi last alas yeah Yes, come on

I would have never I would have done it for TJ ever. It's never TJ's never been wet. He's the driest dude. I've ever met Huge shout out to Buttman and Jacob they did a great. Oh, yeah, the wheel was just there's only one name. Yeah Yep, yep Come on. We'll don't let us down. What did Danny do? He did. There you go. Piss. Oh, piss. Oh, piss.

You love getting wet, too. That sucks for you. Nicky! Go, Nick. let's go. Feels good. I'm the man. It's going to be me and Jake. Yeah.

Final two, I think. I think it's me and Jake. Oh, come on. That's my fucking dude. Brandon. B, there you go. KB. That's KB.

Oh, wow. Oh! Oh! Wow. Oh, come on. Danny. Danny. It's gonna be me and Jake. Was Jay on this? Yeah, he was already.

Shit. I got removed. Shit. What was that? Shit. The way he moved you. Shit. Oh, she pissed. Oh, no! Oh, piss! Oh, piss. shit shit oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh come on and I gotta go set up all for what

but quick oh yeah see I what is setting up for that show I think I'm on the lights well I take a say by yeah haha there he goes haha well okay I'm sorry. There he goes. OK, guys, he didn't ask me for my number. No, he didn't. How we're going on the state. It will have.

Just give you give you a call or Griffin. Yeah, Connor. All right. Titus, maybe. It's always me dude What's tight don't worry tight? She might have to piss yeah? This was so much fun so much yeah We're on piss watch whoo sorry we go one one. That's good Ooh, there we go, one-one. That's good.

Are you nervous? I kinda wanna get wet, I'm tired as hell. Two-one, Katie. You and Kate have matching sneakers. We do, wow. Would you look at that. Okay, we should- Same coloring. We should do something sometime.

Okay, maybe you could buy me berries or groceries Sides always wet it's every it's every fucking time every time we could do a cat hang out We too could or don't let Titus get to game seven Don't let Titus get to game seven about three two. That's three two. Don't let him get to game seven. Don't let Titus get to game seven. That's three, two. That's three, two. Don't let him get to game seven. The man is clutch. Do not let Titus get to game seven.

Well, he didn't. I know. Yeah, smart. You didn't let him get to game seven. That's exactly what you should have done. Really good playing, KB. Mason, seeing Titus dripping wet, not too bad, huh? Not too bad.

Him getting wet? Not me? Not me, he'll deliver. He'll deliver. He'll'll deliver deliver. He's gonna come back in here soaked ladies Only if you want what is like what was like the deliberation conversation? No, I was like no we're gonna go in there together Good he begged you well. I pitched the option of not going on a $2,000 date and He was like that's great, but to do that you're gonna have to just take the money

and I was like no like we could just tell them we're going on a regular date and I love it the money goes to charity And he was like he's like no you need to just go in there like take the money And I was like I would rather you walk in here Told you like go in there take the money so even to the last dying breath to the last I guess Yeah, fitting ending it'll do it and listen guys. It's not a first date for him. It's a second date Actually not anymore second. It's like a like his eighth. Yeah, I've had six mini dates in there. Yeah Bigger deal for him to go on a second date than a first date.

That wasn't a real first date. That was a science experiment. True, that was a fishbowl. Practice date. That was my grandmother. We'll probably see that at some point. Shout out. She will.

Nana. Grandmother. Grandmother, you call her grandmother? Grandmother or grand if we're feeling. Grand. Behind her back, Sassy Sadie. Oh, there it is. I like it.

She's going to see that. Nope, I will show her a 30 second clip and be like, look, look at me on this show. She'll be like, now Mason, you went on a date, you didn't wear a dress. Brandon? Did your wife wear a dress on the first date? Yeah, she did.

Pretty sure. She didn't wear it long, though. Ah! Eee! No, it took me a couple years. No, it didn't. The dick. The dick.

Oh, kick it. I love Brandon Mack so much. Me too. I'm scared that he's. I'm going to have to spend all week watching his entire catalog. Oh, I Max so much. Me too. I'm scared that he's. I'm going to have to spend all week watching watching his entire catalog. Oh, I'm so sorry. Yeah, it's too bad.

That's all right. I guess there have been worse punishments. See a wet Titus then. Oh, I see him. There he is. He's wet. Yeah. Now that's some good humor.

Great payoff. Wow. As the day is long. Thanks for watching! What a run. Congrats Jake and Mason. Have a safe weekend. Love you guys. Bye.