The Yak - The Most Bone-Chilling Authority-Student Altercation In Kent St History: Collegefest 2k12

Episode Date: December 8, 2021

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. What were you saying? Anything you want to say now that the mics are on, boys? Now that we know the mics are on. Full transparency. We knew that those mics were hot. I can't believe they fell for that. Yeah we knew that those mics were hot. I can't believe they fell for it.

Yeah, we knew those mics were hot. This is the first episode they've noticed it. Dumbasses are eating out the palm of my hand. We've done much less overt bits. Yeah, go back and fucking listen, and you'll hear some fucking gems in the last two seconds afterwards. I can't believe that's the first one you guys fucking listened to. Fuck. No one's life flashed before their eyes.

No one's. No. No one's. No. No one's. Che was upset with himself. He was beating himself up, which he shouldn't have been because it was a bit. It was a bit.

And you were merely a pawn in a bit. Sigh. He's coming. He's coming. Zod's working his ass off back there. Zod's fucking busting his hump. Wouldn't be the first time. Wouldn't be the first time what?

You guys awake back there? Yes. No, Zod was awake. A bit too Yes. No, I'm just telling you. I'm a bit too early. Yeah, I'm just making sure you're up. A long hour. Four hour. Four hour change, maybe.

Four hour. Slightly over sometimes. Yeah, Steven, you shouldn't have been beating yourself up over that, dude. That was fucking, that went perfectly. That went perfect to plan. I did just as I was asked. Yes, exactly. Boys. That was the to plan. I did just as I was asked. Yes, exactly. Boys.

That was the best situation for me. Why? Because the only thing I said was we should have done a three-hour show. Damn, even off camera, Nick wants to work really hard. Damn, Nick loves this shit. Nick is wild dedicated to this show. I'm about to just start saying really good things about myself right as the show ends, just in case. Just in case shit goes right.

What the fuck, Brandon? What type of shit are you on? What is that, Brandon? There's muggies. What is it? Slinkies? Why do you have so many slinkies? Can I have one?

Get a round of slinkies for the boys. Slinkies are awesome. But we need some stairs. We need some stairs for the slinkies to jump off of. We need some stairs for the slinkies to jump off of. We need some stairs for the slinkies to throw themselves down. Soft hands, Nick. Thank you. Why do you got all the slinkies?

Yeah, well, don't ask questions. Brother, when you get a free slinky. I don't even want to wear the slinky. You're not on yet. Keep talking. Is Dan going to be here all today or is it just us? Just us. You're going to head out?

I'm glad because he would mess with me. So I have an interview at 2 o'clock with a wrestler. Shut up. The only room we could get was this room. That's awesome.

We'll finish early. Not early, but just on time. That's all. Yes. But I have an interview with a wrestler called Orange Cassidy

and one of his gimmicks is he doesn't care about anything. Or his gimmicks is he doesn't care about anything. Or his gimmick is he doesn't care about anything. He doesn't. He won't react. So I got him some things to occupy his time during the interview. I got him some slinkies, a poppet. What is this thing?

I don't get what this thing is. Apathy. Yeah? Is that what it is? Stoicism is his thing. This guy always keeps his hands in his pockets, right? Yeah. Then how's he going to use these?

Well, he won't have his hands in his pockets for the interview. That's how he wrestles. How does he wrestle? He has hands is his good. This guy always keeps his hands in his pockets, right? Yeah. Then how's he going to use these? Well, he won't have his hands in his pockets for the interview. That's how he wrestles. How does he wrestle? He has hands in his pockets. He is nonplussed at all times. He doesn't make any facial expressions? He doesn't react or anything. Does he sweat?

I don't think so. Is his name Orange Cassidy because he's a redhead? I don't know that. Is he big? How do you not know if he's a redhead? I don't know why his name is that. But he is a redhead. He is kind of a redhead. So it's obviously that. Is he big? How do you not know if he's a redhead? I don't know if that's why his name is that. But he is a redhead. He is kind of red.

So it's obviously that. What else could it be? You don't call yourself orange something and you're a redhead and there's no correlation between the two. You're really shoehorning yourself with that name. It's a strawberry blonde is what it is. It's not a straight red. Even a little bit, though, is red. They cast a broad spectrum.

He might get here. We might get him in the act a little bit. I don't know. We don't really do well with celebrity guests. No, with wrestlers, we do really well. With Daniel Bryan. We talked about Tree Sperm. Yeah, that was a good one.

We made news. He actually stole your thunder a little bit on that, KB. I could see why you're resentful of him because you're usually the weird brain in here. And then he came in and he just... I wouldn't really say he's orange. Yeah, you're right. He's very orange. Is he? No, he's blonde. Yeah, I say he's orange. Yeah, you're right. He's very orange. Is he? No, he's blonde. Yeah, I think he's blonde.

I can make him snicker. You don't think? I don't think you could. He's very committed to... Maybe not with my words. Yeah, has he heard the jester sound? What jester sound? Save it. It'll probably get all of us. What about Donnie Thornberry?

Oh, don't do that. Don't do that either. Don't know Donnie? If it gets all of us. What about Donnie Thornberry? Oh, don't do that. Don't do that either. Don't know Donnie? If it gets all of us simultaneously, maybe the infectious nature of laughter will fucking... Does anybody else want the poppet? The poppet's nice. What's a poppet? Look at TJ.

It looks like a waffle. TJ, why don't you... No, we need your hands on deck. Good catch, good throw. That looks like two boys who would play frisbee on the quad. Is this... Oh, we had Stephen Che yesterday. Stephen Che's first day back since we talked about,

since we talked to your ex-compatriot who went to college with you. Oh, Nick. I was here for that. I'm saying your first day since then. He was here yesterday? Yesterday I was. Yeah. Well, fuck you guys.

Yeah. He wasn't necessarily present. Plus, it was Football Monday. It's like, we don't talk about stuff like that on a Football Monday. God damn. Not on a Football Monday. Should we get Beeman in here? No.

No? I just thought we should get her in here to kind of lance the boil. Everyone's going to be on pins and needles until we eventually kind of have that conversation. I said it was uncomfortable because it's a tough spot for me. I don't know where to go with the bit. I don't know how to act.

I don't want to play the guy who's cosplaying as a co-worker's boyfriend. I don't know what else could be funny. Just have a spirit of play when you talk to her and try different stuff out. Maybe you'll find out what is funny. Okay. By trying a couple different things. That's memprof, yeah.

How was her birthday? Well, we have palindrome birthdays. Hers is 12-6 and 1-26. Wait, what? Oh. Okay, why? Why do you even know that? We just heard. What do you even know that? We just heard.

What do you mean you heard? You kind of feel it. Birthday partners? Zass, you're popping the shit out of that thing. I know. My ADD is coming out. Yeah, and I inadvertently got myself into like three feuds yesterday. Yeah.

Three? His crew, O'Malley and her crew. What's their beef? I was talking that shit. What did you say about O'Malley and their crew? She can fry deep fried me. Yeah. Three? And his crew, O'Malley and her crew. What are they? What's their beef? I was talking that shit. What did you say about O'Malley and their crew? She can fry deep fried me.

Yeah. She said you'd be wearing the clown mask on the next tour. Fuck. She clowned your ass. Will you? She clowned me.

I guess. Because you're always on clown mode, honestly. You never just meet with her at a person-to-person level. I sat down and I talked to her today and I said,

I think you took it too far. I said, take back the deep fry. She was like, no. She wouldn't take it back? I said, take it back. No way. A twice fry? Yeah.

A fucking super fry? I know. That's fucked. But what are you going to do now? Are you going to just try and build your relationship back up from scratch? Or are you going to try and lobby a... Can't be repaired. Can't be repaired.

Another one at you. What? We have a room full of Slinkys and stairs over there. All right. I'm going to go... There's no way these work. You need metal. Yeah, those are...

These aren't going to work at all? No. They're cheap Slinkys. Dang. I like where your head's at, though. You might as well... And also, we wouldn't be able to see it, but you might as well try it, Brandon.

Go try it. I'll try it later. No. I don't have a fear of failure. Oh, we did start... able to see it, but you might as well try it, Brandon. Go try it. I'll try it later. No. I don't have a fear of failure. Oh, you started a feud with Pat, KB. What did I say? You said he's the worst guy ever? Yeah.

That was it. And, like, I tell him that to his face. Yeah. He is the worst. And he's going to try to use you for content now. He's going to try to use that for content. What did he say? What was his response to that?

They posted us on the out and about Instagram, and they were just like, Pat, we've never heard of any of these motherfuckers. Like, we're on your side. Who's that? Who's that? Who are you talking about? People that commented. Oh, no, us.

They've never heard of us. But who posted it? Just Pat? I'd imagine Pat posted it to... I guess we should watch Brandon do the same thing. Does Playboy run? No, go to the second set. Go to the closer set of stairs, Brandon. We can't fucking see you.

Jesus. Pat said, I'll give you something to gay Pat. Are you guys getting Botox? No. No. He keeps on trying to get me to fill out the form. I'm not going to actually do that. I won't keeps on trying to get me to fill out the form. Yeah, I'm not going to actually do that.

I won't do it. That sucked by Brandon. That sucked bad. Stunk. Let's just not talk about it. I came so close to wearing a sweater today, but I feared my boys roasting me. You should have done the staircase closer to us. We were just watching a throng of metal.

A fucking jungle gym was in between us and, you know what I mean? You're right. It didn't work know what I mean? Like that upper. It didn't work anyway. I know. It was terrible. Is it not? Is it cold in here? You got Raynaud's, bro?

I might. You might have fucking Raynaud's, bro. They're kind of purple. Oh, yeah. You got Raynaud's, bro. I'm chilly. What's Raynaud's? In a beanie and a croon.

Isn't it Raynaud's? Raynaud's. You got Raynaud's, bro? You must have Raynaud's. How do you know what Raynaud's? Raynaud's. You got Raynaud's, bro? You must have Raynaud's. How do you know what Raynaud's is? You Raynaud's? I note the hue of people's fingers and toes. Yeah.

We're all good here. Who's bad? Robbie Fox. Robbie Fox. Yeah, he's got the Raynaud's of octogenarian. What are Raynaud's? It's like when you put your fingers in jelly and they get all purple. They get all purple-like.

You want to suck off the tip of the finger. That type of shit. Much like that. No, it's a cold boy syndrome. It's cold boy season. It's for dudes who get real cold. Oh, really? So you might have it.

Probably. Because you get pretty cold. Do you get cold? No, like I randomly get cold. That's it? So you might have it. Probably. Because you get pretty cold. Do you get cold? No, like I randomly get cold. That's it. That is what it is. You just will randomly feel a draft when there is none. How long are you going to go with this hat? Until I get a haircut this week.

At some point. Probably this weekend. What if the haircut's really bad? No, because if my hair's too short, I'm still not going to wear a hat. Oh, and did you get that haircut yesterday? I did not. I didn't have time. Okay. I know.

That's unfortunate. He was going to, but then we got into crisis aversion mode. Oh, that's true. Remember? Yeah, I was at Popeye's when all that popped off. I got out of here early. Where'd you get the fish? I got the chicken.

I like to get the chicken when I go to Popeye's. You didn't get the cod? Good man. They got fucking out-of-bounds cod over there. Why are you on the cod tip all week? You've been on the cod tip. I got flamed. I guess northern Michigan isn't a cod area.

You're supposed to be the fucking geography guy. Well, when we went, it was on every menu. Nick, was it not? No, wasn't it walleye? Fried cod. No, walleye was in Minnesota. I think wall every menu. Nick, was it not? No, wasn't it walleye? Fried cod. No, walleye was in Minnesota. I think walleye is northern Michigan, too. But we had a lot of walleye.

Yeah, so you guys don't have cod, so you guys have nothing up there. What do you have? No cod. What about central Michigan? They got central Michigan. Good for them. The Chippewas? They're in the fucking bowl game, bro.

I know. I'm pumped. Fire up, Chip. Dude, we're about to have Tex come back in and represent the Chippewas. The coach is the shark guy. Jim McElwain. Yeah, he fucked a shark or whatever, allegedly. It's not that big of a deal.

He fucked a shark. We have to say allegedly because we're still trying to get in with them or something. I'm asking. I don't know. I don't care. I don't care. Well, I mean, actually, he didn't fuck a shark. He took a,

he might have taken a picture on top of a shark. He took a neck, he put a penis to shark, which. Was it his bare penis? Yeah. It was his bare body.

We can't see his penis. But you have to assume. And it might not be him. You have to assume. It would be impossible for his penis not to be on that shark. Well, if he was really, it depends on how much.

He might be a good tucker. Might be a great tucker. Yeah. But where is he tucking? If you're an elite tucker, you could keep him on the shark. Or he might have just been tucking his lower abs in

and just like pulling his penis area away a little bit from the shark. Yeah. Can we pull up the picture? The picture maybe. Yeah, we should pull up the picture just so we can.

I don't know if that's a good idea. Why? I mean, we are doing a bowl game with him. Maybe we should. You were just saying he fucked a shark. I'm saying let's look at

the already published evidence that exists everywhere online. If he did, just take a picture with him. Maybe we should... You were just saying he fucked a shark. I'm saying let's look at the already published evidence that exists everywhere online. If he did just take a picture with it, that's funny. And if he did fuck it, that's funnier. I don't think... It's a win-win for him.

No matter what, he's a goat. I don't think there's actual evidence that he fucked the shark. There could be evidence that he took a picture naked lying on top of the shark. Yeah, but if your wife

saw you naked next to a woman, would she assume you fucked? Just did it for the picture. That's a you fucked? Just did it for the picture. That's a great excuse. Just did it for the picture. I wonder if there's any sensation in that great white, if that shark had feeling too. He was a great white?

Yeah, I think so. That wasn't a great white. That's disrespectful. It wasn't even that big of a shark. What was it, a hammerhead? It was a young shark. It was a young shark? Well, it's a picture.

I bet you Damon John fucks weird. Backwards. Backwards fucking. he does reverse cowboy on top he's like up on on top of a girl facing backwards inside out maybe i don't know oh wow ah man so where's his penis and we're laughing with No, the guy's a great white. The guy's a shark. Not the shark at all. Is that a bull shark? He's got a big ass. He's a big ass. Look how low his crack is. In reality, so he was at Florida at the time, and there was a man in the Midwest.

I don't know if he was a mailman or something. They say this was actually him. It wasn't Jim McElwain. Can we pull up a picture of him? Jim McElwain? Yeah. Or just the two guys. I don't know the other guy's name.

That would suck if my perfect doppelganger fucked a shark publicly. What bad luck that is. Your identical doppelganger. Why is he ass naked on the board? Whoever took that picture, whoever that man is, he did make the decision to just strip fully naked for that. I mean, he could have been wearing clothes and done the exact same picture okay okay so it was him and uh it might not be him it might not be him but it's also obviously like him a football guy thing too to just like get naked like that like football players are always naked with each other

fucking showering and shit like that like if you didn't play football, you wouldn't even be that comfortable being naked around each other. I guess if you're a wrestler. Oh, yes. Y'all boys are fucking naked. That was every day. Yeah, you boys are fucking naked. Maritime laws, though. Sliding up on each other. Yeah, no. Oh, maritime laws for sure. International waters.

They might have had a common law marriage. You might have laid with that shark long enough that that was legal. That was legal what he was doing. That would have been cool. Are people still doing arranged marriages, like to the T? I think some religions do. I think everywhere.

Yeah, they're still doing them all over the place. Are they actually arranged? Yes. What do you mean? All marriages are arranged. It just depends on who does the arranging. Do you know anything about it? I, Zod's knowingly nodding. The lady's got some say, finally.

Nah. No. Still pretty prominent in our culture. For real? Yeah. How's it go down? Is it like a dowry? Is it like socioeconomic?

How do they decide? Wait, what do you mean? How do they decide who marries who? That's based on the family relations, pretty much. So it's got to do, so a lot to do with your totem. Your totem, the area, the country that you're in, and how your families know each other. Totem? Over half of the marriages worldwide are arranged?

So I was wrong. Yeah, a lot of the third world country ones, yeah. I thought that may have done it. The majority, so like my cousin. But these, the two people. Your cousin has an arranged marriage? We just had one probably, I'd say, three, it was over the summer, three or so months ago. How are they doing now?

So we try, there's Western influences trying to sneak into the culture, but we try to keep it as core. But the two parties have had contact prior. In most cases, no. Okay. It's the parents. It's the parents that will. That's just hilarious. So it's easy through the church.

So your parents will meet at church. Your parents like each other from church. They'll say, hey, I've got a son that's this old. I've got a daughter that's this old. Boom. Happens. Because even if they're compatible, if they both are happy with how the other one looks, their personalities will not match.

There's no way they'll both get along with each other. Even if they're both super hot, if they're both just fucking stunning, then they'll both be bad people. I think personalities matching in an arranged marriage are overrated. If you get a hot one on the other side, I think you roll with it.

You roll with it. I think the looks always level out. Either you see that she's really hot, and you're like, I gotta get myself hot. Or you see that she's humongous, and you're, all right, this is a pass for me to get huge. Wait, humongous sounds really hot to me. So maybe another word for humongous? No, no, it's the opposite of hot.

You're hot or humongous? That would be a great game show. You just see the silhouette of them. You hear their voice and you have to guess if they're hot or humongous. Oh, that was tough. It's fine. She's never a good person. So somebody walking through?

She walked by and was very clearly not making eye contact. Yeah, she was not female. I was looking right in. It's all theater. Typically she walks by and stands there for a bit.

It's all theater. No, it's all theatrics. It's all good. Is it? Is it actually? Let's get her in here. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Thank you, Sass? Let's get her in here Yeah that's what I'm saying Thank you Sass

Let's get her in here We'll play some feud One by one Let's play Hot or Humongous Yeah Pull up some celebs Cause Ralphie May is hot and humongous So I don't know how

Has he passed? Yes Damn So we can celebrate him finally Didn't he get celebrated in life? Not as much Not as much as he deserved I don't know how he passed. Has he passed? Yes. Damn. So we can celebrate him finally. Didn't he get celebrated in life? Not as much. Not as much as he deserved.

He said he was just on the Hudson smoking a bowl when that flight landed. When Sully's flight landed, he was just fucking under his jacket smoking a bowl, and then he picked it up, and there was a plane landing in front of him. I don't think you call that landed, Rowan. I think it did. It didn't touch land. But it landed, though. It's a water landing. Landing.

We got to teach this dude about splashdowns, Brandon. I think we do. All right. Again, this is the Zaz show. Yeah. Zaz Tuesdays. They already got feud pulled up. I think it's just always up.

What's a splashdown? Splashdown is a water landing. Have you ever been in a water what? God damn it, Brandon. Oh, Brandon. The one time I take your side. That was nice for those 12 seconds. I don't think water.

Do water landings typically go well? I don't think they happen very often in big planes like that. No, they don't. Not anymore, at least. Seaplanes. I forgot you had a little obsession going with planes. Fields, water, city would be the hierarchy of where you want to go. Does a sea plane have to go from water?

Cities definitely last. Yeah. I think I'd rather land water than ground. No. I think I'd go city. Dense city. Misery loves company. I bet you water's safer.

I'm seeing Zah out of the corner of my eye and I just keep doubling down. What about a cornfield? Just mow them down. No, a cornfield's definitely safer. Ground is hard. Yeah, but if they time it, if they do it right, they can just slide. Okay, here we go. Is this water? That's a field.

Is this an intentional? This looks like this might not go well. He's chilling. He's chilling. Oh, he's going to roll it. He's going to roll it. No, he's not. He's going to homer.

This is smooth as hell. Oh. He nailed it. That was it? Oh, he's back in the air. He's back in the air. He's back in the air. He's going to roll it.

Oh, no. That's about as good as it He's back in the air. He's going to roll. Oh, no. That's about as good as it could have been. Okay, give us some more. Give us some more. It looks like it was flawless in the beginning. Yeah, and he was excited. Oh, this is water. This is his son.

What is this? This is grass. Yeah, I thought that was water up there, but this is clouds. This is Bethpage. Where is this? He's coming in way too hard. This is Scott. He's nose diving.

Hit the brakes. Oh. You got to pull up. Pull up. I wonder how off they bounce. This one is smooth. Oh, yeah. This is good.

That was smoother than a normal landing. That's a lot of flat land right there. Atta boy. Atta boy. That was amazing. That's a pilot That deserves a clap. That's a pilot who deserves a little. This guy is knocking it.

Yeah, he's going too fast. Oh, no. Pull up. Pull up. Pull up. Oh, he shot that gap pretty good, though. He shot the gap great. Oh, no, he didn't.

No, he wedged it. That's nice. That was great. Oh, God. Oh, first of all, his angle is terrible. Oh, God. First of all, his angle is terrible. Oh, no. Oh, no. The trees are going to rip him apart.

Oh, my God. He's good. Is he with a wing or something? Why is he just side? Holy shit. No, no. He's good. He's good.

Run away? No. No. No. Oh, my God. What a legend. Goddamn genius. Zod just lost his mind. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, wow. What a legend. Goddamn genius. Zod just lost his mind.

Oh, no. Oh, we forgot snow existed. Is this? Snow might be number one. He's going to catch. He's going to fly over this. It's a ski jump. He's going to ramp.

Brother, what are we doing? No. What the hell is going on here? Is he down? I think he's just down. What? What kind of runway is that? That's not a runway, is it?

That's just a street? I don't think so, brother. Yeah. Now he's just going to slide. Yep. Now he's just sliding. Oh, he's chilling. I didn't like that one that much.

That was a nice change of scenery, though. Look at the chalet. Oh, he's chilling. I didn't like that one that much. That was a nice change of scenery, though. Look at the chalet. Oh, it is a shark. Oh, no. The sharks and the jets, bro. Oh, they land on the beach. West Side Story shit. How do we know to put the camera here?

Dude, they let anybody fly planes. Yeah, my God. My buddy just left like two weeks ago. He flew from Arizona to Connecticut last night. Yeah. On his own? Yeah. Snapchatting me the whole time.

And I don't trust him. No. He has DUI. This isn't much of a pain. He does have a drinking problem. Whoa. That wasn't an emergency. No, that was just.

Is that an RC? What is that? That's not even. Is there some person in there? There's no one in that thing. This is just a runway. This is a big plane. No.

No. Not a big, big plane, but it's a bigger plane. It has a propeller. It has a propeller on the front. It's a bigger plane than the others. Shut up. You shut up. All right, can we do a crash compilation?

No, no, no, no, no. There's not really many good crash videos. Was this a countdown? Because they're getting worse. Has there ever been a commercial flight that accidentally landed at war? What? Can we pull up a water landing thing to see the difference? This was just a landing.

Oh, they already got it pulled up. When people work out, everyone thinks. This is like what I do every night. Just watch these videos. Well, this is... Okay. This is a simulation. Oh, I hate to fucking reenact...

Oh, God. He definitely was a boss. Jesus Christ. He has some of the... Some. Looks like water landing is a lot worse. The force of the impact killed most of the passengers. Wait, that killed most of them?

Oh, yeah. that probably did. We just saw like... Right off the back end, it goes... Waza, are you sure water is better than lead? That's the airline I was meant to take two weeks from now, but the borders are closed. He got fucked up. The borders are closed? Yeah.

To where? That was Ethiopian Airways. Oh, Ethiopia is fucked right now, huh? That's it right there. So we're watching a lot of people die right now. Yeah, I don't like watching people die. Bad karma. So we're flying on a tiny plane on Friday.

So are you? Yeah. A little nervous? Ethiopia's fucked right now, though, huh? Civil War and all that? Oh, yeah. The Tigray region is not looking good. Yeah.

What's up with the Tigray region? And is that why the country's shut down? Politics. Nah, COVID. Well, Ethiopia's fine COVID-wise, but yeah, they got the civil war going on. Civil war, yeah. I'd rather have fucking civil war than COVID, bro, yeah. Almost.

What if the civil war broke out because of COVID? That's a thought. I think they're just chilling. I think that fucking they're not worried about COVID. They're worried about civil war. That's what we need. We's a thought. I think they're just chilling. I think that fucking, they're not worried about COVID. They're worried about civil war. That's what we need. We need a war. You think so?

It'll take our mind off COVID. It could be good for the economy. I don't want it with the normal suspects, though. Like, we need a win. We need to dub badly. We need to dub bad. Like, I'm not really trying to beef with China and Russia right now. You want to attack Denmark?

Yeah, some shit like that. Somebody who spends very little on defense. Greenland? The susceptible border. We should try to take Greenland. We could take Canada, no problem. You think? Why would you want Canada?

It's just colder. It's big for nothing. Yeah, it is. You know how many people in Canada? What's the population in Canada? Probably like 38 mil. I was going to say 36. Don't say probably like 38 million because it is 38 million.

I was going to say $36 million. It is $38 million. $36 million? Probably like $38 million. Chaz knows his shit. Salute to that fucking guy. You're not counting students, are you? California has more people than Canada.

How many people? What's the population of Russia? Okay. Oh, good guess. Russia's the biggest. It's huge. It was the biggest country in the world. Mid to good guess. Russia's the biggest. It's huge. It's huge. It's the biggest country in the world.

Mid to high ones. 200 million? I don't think it's that many. Yeah, because they're all lamped on the east coast. 144. Less than the U.S. Mid to high ones is a big guess. I thought it was bigger.

Yeah, wow. You really don't know geography. Well, he knows geography. He just doesn't know population. That's all right. Help me out here, bro. I'm trying to neg our boy. What's the population of Tuvalu?

Tuvalu, probably like 14,000. What about Tupelo? Tupelo? Yeah, what about Tupelo? I don't know. Maybe like 60K? I don't fucking know. No?

Like 40. What about New York City? Metropolitan? Brandon. Oh, I'm big on Tupelo geography. It's where Elvis was born. Tupelo? Tupelo?

Do you think it ever gets real cold there? Not really. Maybe for a day or two. Think it's ever been Tupelo and Tupelo? Probably. It gets about two tornadoes a year. It's a big tornado center. Do they ravage it?

Are tornadoes cold? Tornadoes are not cold. Yeah, are tornadoes cold? What temperature are tornadoes? Probably tornadoes are when a cold front meets a warm front. I heard they're like the perfect temperature. It's probably going to be amazing.

It's a nice dry heat. Oh, wow. This is nice. You can cook some food in a tornado. Yeah, it's like Reno in May. Reno is nice. You could go outside and it's just perfect at all fucking hours of the day. Reno, really?

Reno's the one, dude. That's the one for weather. It looks hot. You just throw on some affliction gear and fucking walk around Reno and you're fucking set. That show was so good. Reno 911? Yeah, so fucking good. Did you watch the Quibi remake of The Quarantine?

No, I didn't. Didn't they? Aren't they remaking a new one? They're doing a new one, right? They did it for Quibi. Oh, I thought they were doing like a movie or something. There was like a new new one. They're rebooting Sex and the City.

No. Yes. Shut up. But I don't know if they have Samantha. they're doing like a movie or something. There's like a new new one. They're rebooting Sex and the City. No. Yes. Shut up. But I don't know if they have Samantha. We should reboot Sex and the City. Just us guys.

No we should have We fuck a lot. A Housewives type show. Just us guys. I've never watched The Real House Husbands of Simi Valley but I bet it's fucking funny

because all those dudes are funny. And every time I see The Real Boys of Simi Valley The Real Bros Oh but's fucking funny because all those dudes are funny. And every time I see him... Isn't the real boys of Simi Valley? Isn't the real bros of Simi Valley? Oh, but then there's

the real house husbands of Hollywood, and that's like Kevin Hart in them. Boo. Yeah. Boo. Why boo Kevin Hart?

No. Philly guy. What? I like Kevin Hart. Philly trash. Yeah, I like Kevin Hart too. Fuck them. He's too short to be funny.

What, bro? No, can't wait. All you can focus on is how short he is. No, he's not that short. I feel like he transcends his height. Kevin Hart's actually someone who I always thought was funny and then for some reason everyone decided that he wasn't

funny. It was the movies that he did. We've all been talking saying Dan Cook's actually funny. Kevin Hart's funny. He's no Dan Cook. What's Kevin Hart's good luck, Chuck? Does. He's no Dan Cook. Yeah, he is. What's Kevin Hart's Good Luck Chuck? Does he have one?

Didn't think so. He's got a lot of bad. He has way more movies than Good Luck Chuck. Yeah, Good Luck Chuck is awesome. No, dude. He has way better shit than Good Luck Chuck. Central Intelligence? He gives you the Jessica Alba this gif.

What's the... Yeah, he does. Central Intelligence with The Rock. It was good. Soul Plane. Good Luck Chuck. Yeah, Get Hard with Will Ferrell that I never saw, but I'm sure it was terrible. Yeah, probably. Yeah, I saw that. That was pretty good. That's his Good Luck Chuck. Get Hard with Will Ferrell that I never saw but I'm sure it was terrible Yeah probably

Yeah I saw that That was pretty good That's his Good Luck Chuck Get Hard Yes You know he has a scene in the 40 year old virgin that's funny

Yeah when he Yeah He goes after the black salesman Yeah Jumanji Jumanji's good But Dane Cook never made

shit like Jumanji What's Dane Cook's last movie? Employee of the Month? He's in an episode of Workaholics. What's Jessica Simpson? A funny one, too. Really good.

Kevin Hart's made a billion dollars at the box office. He's a goat. He's a goat. And you're trying to fucking... If Dane Cook's name was Dan Cook, he might be one of the goats. Why are you so mad about the Kevin Hart thing? I'm trying to... It's a Philly guy. I'm trying to put on for my city. What's Dane Cook's name was Dan Cook, he might be one of the girls. Why are you so mad about the Kevin Hart thing? It's a Philly guy. I'm trying to put on for my city.

What's Dane Cook up to? I always put on for my city. I put on for my city. I put on for my city. What's that guy doing down there? That's a billion dollars in movies. Didn't he say on 400 Days that he had never had a movie over 60 on Rotten Tomatoes, but he's worth a billion?

Yeah. Well, it's probably similar to The Rock, honestly. Well, no, I don't think so. The Rock is fucking awesome in all forms. It's movies and everything. Not his last movie. What was the movie that just came out on Netflix?

Red something. What was the one where it was just like an 800-floor building? Do you remember that? I don't know. I'm a big rock fan, but I don't think his movies are great. You guys ever look at liminal spaces? What's that?

Liminal? It's hard to describe. Oh. Is it like subliminal? It looks like something uncanny, like a picture of a room. Yes, yes. Blatman's always boasting of liminal space. Yeah. Well, they're fun to look yes. Blatman's always posted on liminal space. Blatman's the god of those, bro.

He's the fucking goat of liminal spaces. He posts wild liminal spaces. Is that liminal? That's liminal. How's this liminal? It's just like empty old schools or malls. It gives you like a creepy, eerie, slash comforting feeling. One time in Mississippi, I went to rent a place that was $500 a month.

And me and my buddies were going to live there. And it was an old elementary school, like from the 30s. See, that would fit the bill. And it had a cafeteria space. It had an old pool that was filled in. It had four classrooms. It was the entire school that he wanted us to live in. Was it turned into houses in any way?

No, it was in school form that we were going to have to put. My favorite are the basement pools and the hallway pools, like something like that. Yeah. The tile, the slides. I'm not comforted by one of these images. In fact, I find them all scary. Yeah.

Just off-putting. I don't like that one at all. That was not bad. The colors are wrong. Look at that. I don't like that one at all. That was not bad. The colors can't even know. The colors are wrong. Look at that. I don't like that. It evokes a good feeling, too.

You're a bad person, though. You're like gay Pat. What's that? I don't like that. I was thinking of those pictures where, like, nothing in the picture is a real thing. That's what Blattman does. Yeah, that's what Blattman's the god of. You don't like that kind of shit? Not really.

Why? Looks like an Eggo. Oh, no. Oh, no. KB. KB's getting a little physical karma for his... What did I do? It wasn't him.

He's He was the lightning rod around which the lightning formed. How about Glennie Balls? He knows the Tacos and Titties girls personally. Yeah. They're his local bartenders. I can't believe it's women running the account.

He doesn't like them. He doesn't? That's probably privy. That's probably... He says he refused to hop on board. You might be starting another beef right there, just putting his business out there like that. Maybe they should post him.

They've DM'd you guys for hats and stuff, right? We got the hats. We have them. Oh, I don't have the hats. I'm currently in negotiations with Puppy Mellon. Here it comes. Jesus Christ. You see burgers and buns?

What's burgers and buns? What's burgers and buns? There's another. Yak fans started it. Yak fans started it. It's hamburgers and fat asses. Nah, bro. That ain't it.

How about a fucking Baba Ganoush page or some shit that's off the beaten path? I don't want to see these fucking standard-ass foods. I want to see a goulash on a page. A bronzino. A bronzino next to a fucking... Just no shaft, just balls. You think that exists? No shaft and balls?

Yeah, you could take that. No, no, no. I'm saying not a picture. Like, I'm saying does it exist in the wild? Oh, does somebody have? A ball sack and no penis. Probably not. Probably?

What? You think? Yes. Why would you get rid of your dick but keep your balls? Why would you think it's intentional? I would say dozens of people. I would say quad digits. Yeah, if you're hard for a really long time, they have to cut your penis off.

You think there's a thousand dickless people? Yes. How they just drained your dick. There's billions and billions of dick calving people. There's got to be at least a thousand dickless people. How they just put a needle in and suck the blood out of you. Are they born dickless? That's what they do, but if you wait too long, they're going to take the dick.

No way. Yes, dude. They take the dick? Yes. Who takes the dick? How many people are armless? If I was going to lose my dick, I would just say take the balls, too. You say that now. You say that now. I'd say craft me a pussy if you were going to do the balls.

I would keep the balls. You wouldn't say just craft me a vagina and let's just switch this whole thing? I'm losing my dick. I want to just go the entire different direction. I'm just going to go fucking the whole other way. Do they give you a new dick? No.

Well, how are you peeing? Yeah, how do you pee? You have a hole in your pussy. You guys would keep the balls. No. I don't know about the balls. You would say take the balls. I'm not worried about the balls.

There's no reason to have the balls at that point. What do you mean? Oh, just cut off the balls as well. Okay, one to every five to six. I mean, the balls are just the balls at that point. What do you mean? You just cut off the balls as well. Okay, one to every five to six. The balls are just a hazard at that point. Yeah, but even those guys, I bet they craft them some sort of penis. So there's a thousand. A fuck ton of penis.

Why would you need testosterone if you can't even use your dick? But don't you think they build those guys some sort of penis? Yeah, they probably craft them a fleshy penis. Yeah, they make them a penis. They're not walking around dickless. Because when someone's reassigned, has reassignment surgery, yeah, they craft it out of the thigh. They probably pop it off before bed.

You unscrew it like the leg of a chair. Yeah. They put it on a hat rack. Or you got a bunch of different ones like Captain Hook. Yeah, they're just cheap from Zenni Optical. Oh, man. Bless those guys. So they said that it's one in every five to six million so if there's uh six billion people on the planet and half of them are men that means that there's 500 dickless guys just walking around fucking willy

nilly could be one of us yeah statistically y' mine. Nah, actually I haven't. I've seen your sack, sure, but I haven't seen yours. Of course we've seen your balls. Well, I haven't seen them. Don't worry, I've seen some of my balls. You assume there's a dick. You assume. Until this new information that I just learned.

Can never assume that there's a shaft. I'm going to need to see my boy's shaft before I fucking call him my boys. You could be my girl for sure. None of my girls have dicks. Oh, bless us. Bless us all. I can't believe we got there. I can't believe we got to that point in the fucking show.

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Jeans. Yeah, perfect. You did good. That's a good-ass tagline. Unbelievable tagline. Sometimes I feel like That's a good-ass tagline. Unbelievable tagline. Sometimes I feel like there's nothing to eat, and I forget that we're, like, in Manhattan. Right. I was like, oh, there's nothing to fucking get around here.

Like, I've had everything. And then I realized that there's probably more food around here than anywhere in the world. I'm just, like, sick of ordering food. Yeah? I want to start, like, making one. Hunter Gathering. You should link up with Wells and Dave. I know, that would be awesome. And Chief. I want to go shooting, bro, but you wouldn't take me. Yeah. I want to start like making Hunter gathering. You should link up

with Wells and Dave. I know that would be awesome. I want to go shooting bro but you wouldn't take me. Yes I would. No you wouldn't. I will take you.

You want to go shooting says. Yes. Really bad. I'll take you shooting. Me and Owen wanted to go shooting. We were in Mississippi.

We had or not Mississippi Minneapolis. We had like an hour to burn two hours. That's not enough time for some good shooting. Exactly. Two hours.

That's what I told him. I'm going to shoot next one. And then Roy pulled like a classic dad move. He was like, yeah, yeah, we'll go. And then he just like took us somewhere else. Your dad just always lied to you? That's not really a classic dad move.

It was like all dads. That's just a bad person. No, it was like his response to it was like, you could tell he didn't want to, but he wasn't going to tell us that he didn't want to. Instead, I took them to a burnt down police station. Yeah, exactly. In Minneapolis.

I thought that was a little bit more culturally significant. Are you familiar, Nick? And made us take pictures out in front of it. Yeah, just in case they ever mouth off, I have them slagging off a fucking police station that got burned down to the ground. So much for the thin blue line that Sass purports to be infatuated with. Yeah. He doesn't respect cops.

He doesn't even respect these security guards. So, I don't know if you guys talked about it, so there's a son of a boy dad sweatshirt out there that is also marked up on the back? Yes. Oh, boy. Yeah, it's worse than ours. Fuck, yeah. It's double marked up. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's worse than ours. Fuck, yeah. TJ, do you have a better one?

It's double marked up. Oh, yeah. But I think that was intentional. So these things are just out in the wild now. Terrible design, if that's the case. This one looked like the printer went crazy or something. Yeah. I just don't feel like that happens on other people's merch lines. I don't know.

It doesn't. So we have 3D printers, but we still haven't figured out how to make regular printers work. That's merch lines. I don't know. It doesn't. So we have 3D printers, but we still haven't figured out how to make regular printers work. That's one dimension. Screen printing isn't really where it should be yet. I guess it's two... Is it two dimensions?

That's two dimensions. I guess it has length and width. Yeah, that's two, right? I don't know what that was. Depth. It has depth, technically. There it is. That's the back of a

son of a boy dad switcher. Confident, real, honest, raw, unapologetic. Baby girl, baby girl, baby. There it is. That's the back of a son of a boy. Confident, real, honest, raw, unapologetic. Baby girl, baby girl, baby girl, baby girl. I would wear that backwards. Do you think Brianna's merch ever comes like that? I would say no. Probably not.

That's probably the refused or the turned down Brianna merch right there. Yeah, probably. They're just giving that a shot. Test it out on this one. It needs more baby girls. There's just streak marks on some of them. People are just wiping their ass in the factory. Use this one.

Why is this covered in piss? So, pissy t-shirts. How'd your merch do, Walker? I have no idea. I've never talked to the merch people about it. Just hopefully it did good. That Heather Gray CFB shirt seems to fly. The CFB shirts did pretty good, I think.

I had to do a bunch of videos. I still haven't caught up. I get angry DMs. Heather Gray sounds like a wrestler name. I thought you were talking about a woman's path to go down. I just wanted to do something. I was kind of down bad at the time, so I wanted to do something. I did about at least a couple hundred. I don't know how long. I've been to do something. I was kind of down bad at the time. I did about at least a couple hundred.

I've been doing a lot. It becomes a lot though. I killed my phone because of it. My last phone filled up with memory. From doing what? Cameos. All these fucking videos. I did that last year and it took a long time. And then you got people still DMing me being like,

Hey, I never got my cameo. It takes a while. Because they then you got people still DMing me being like, hey, I never got my cameo. It takes a while. Because they just get lost in the DMs. Would you personalize them and make a funny-ass joke to everyone, or would you just read the script? Nick and Kyle did a cameo for a kid in a wheelchair. So they're heroes. Yeah.

That's nice. We were all in the wheelchair, or he was? It was him. It was Mitch. You guys should have been in wheelchairs for the video. No, I won. No, we stood. You guys stood been in wheelchairs for the video. No, why? No, we stood. You guys stood proud.

Stunned on it? Yeah. Stood tall. What a... Clock with heels. Yeah, what flavor? What flavor wheelchair? What a paralyzed couple ever have a... Not on purpose.

...as the same chair? He was recently bound, too. Wait, you're saying paralyzed couple in the same chair? Would they ever share a chair? Could you make a couple's wheelchair? That would be too wide. That would be adorable. Unless you want front and back tandem.

Yeah, but how do you go anywhere? Jesus Christ, you're right. Oh, you meant like a tandem bicycle. I was thinking back to back. Oh, no. I was thinking like a split level house. Back to back, that would just be... Well, that was your first thought?

Yeah, kind of. A tandem wheelchair would be something. It would suck for the person in the back so badly. How would you get in and out, though? Because looking at the back of someone's head always. Like a sidecar, maybe? Yeah, sidecars way over. That would just be two sidecars.

Or like a bunk bed style. Bunk bed style. Well, how would you get up in the top one or down? I mean, you wouldn't have to really worry about getting down. Yeah, and you won't have to worry about falling out. What's going to happen? Oh, my ankle. That would actually be awesome.

Yeah. Double-decker. Double-decker. The top one just has really big wheels. Or like a... That would tip over a lot. Why? When's the last time you saw a comically large unicycle? There's always one on college campuses. Did you guys have a unicycle guy? No.

We have one. Really? Yeah. Did you have one, Kyle? That was just like 2008 to 2011. I always wanted to one-up him. How would you do that? Pogo stick.

Is a one-upping of a unicycle just a bike? One down him. My freshman year was wild on campus. We had flash mobs. Oh, yeah. Harlem shakes. Harlem shake? Larpers, jousting.

Quidditch. That was the era for all of those. Quidditch. Were there plankers at that time? My freshman year was planking My freshman year was that T-bowing That clown thing

Oh You guys remember that? I remember stabbing people Yeah Yeah I remember that My freshman year was civil rights marches Yeah But then so people would dress up as clowns

And then they would just get jumped By people who were scared of them Yeah Yeah What? Oh the clowns were getting jumped Remember when clowns were stabbing people for that little bit of time? Were they?

Yeah. No, they weren't. And there was, like, spottings on, like, desolate roads. Did they actually stab people, though? Like, winding roads. I think they had knives. I think they acted like they were stabbing people. They would hold knives on the side of the road.

There was, like, a whole clown spotting Twitter account. Yeah. I think we, like, schools were, like, going into, like, lockdown because of that. Yeah, there'd think we like, schools were like going into like lockdown because of that. Yeah, there'd be like a clown standing outside. Schools are always on some pussy shit.

Did you guys remember that in Mo Bamba? That was your big two. Yeah, that we also had. We didn't have a big anything. We had the last college fest. We had COVID. The last college what?

You guys remember that? I mean, national news. What? Last college what? The last college fest in Kent history. Oh, yeah. I fucking remember that. Some? I mean, national news. What? Last college what? The last college fest in Kent history. Oh, yeah. I fucking remember that.

Some bone-chilling footage online. What happened? SWAT team came. What do you mean? What do you mean? What makes it bone-chilling? SWAT team was there. It was bone-chilling.

It was bone-chilling. I'm with you. Did people die? Almost. There was a lot of warfare. You can't play coy. My freshman year was also Andre Parker's infamous. Look, look, look.

Look at that poppy seed. Poppy tree. And I caught the calm before the storm on my Instagram, my first post. Oh, that was your first post. Oh, shit, yeah. Why was the SWAT team there? You're either SWAT or you're not. I mean, you're on Kent State Campus.

You can't say... You can't say this isn't Bone Shield. Is that a dogwood? The others aren't blooming. Why is that one blooming so well? Seasonal. Flashbang? Was that a flashbang? There was a lot of flashbangs. But why were the SWAT team out of the SWAT team?

People were rendered blind. Look at that kid taking his TN in his hair. He's about to square off with the SWAT team. Put your hands down, son. What's that kid throwing? Yeah, he's playing hero ball. His jacket's too distinct to be throwing something, too. You've got to just wear the black sweatshirt and jeans if you're going to throw something.

I learned that from my Antifa days. Look at this. It's bone chilling. I think the cameraman's too far away from the action to be this shaky. Yeah. Mike J. Fox on the camera. Come on, bro. Stop zooming in and out. Can we get a stabilizer on this footage? They're just standing on a roof.

Look at that. And that's because the kids wanted to fucking party, bro. Yeah. I fucking hate the pigs, bro. It's so fun to stand on a roof. It's unsettling. And each one of those people you see, they all have their own story, their own life story. Oh, yeah, about how they almost died. No, leading up to these are all real humans.

Look what they're. Yeah, that's crazy. Six million stories. Look what they're dealing with. Out there getting naked. So the SWAT team was there just because they were partying? It's in the naked, right? In the naked city?

City, kind of Philly on a fake it. That looks like a fucking Project X party, bro. That looks sick. What was the soundtrack? There was a decent amount. What was the soundtrack to the party?

What was the song? There was a decent amount. What was the soundtrack to the party? What was the song that they were playing? I think it was Hooch. Who got the Hooch? That song's from 1998. Baby, baby. Who got the only sweetest thing in the world? Who got the love? You got the freshie, freshie? I thought it was like

the friendship, friendship. What an underrated song. Who sings that? I think it's by a band called Everything. Yeah, what is everything up to? Look at the trees. What's everything do?

Look how beautiful these fucking trees are. It's a beautiful time of year. Too fucking beautifully. Kyle, can we see you somewhere? Oh, for sure. What's that guy doing? Wait, what's the song?

That's KB right there. That is KB. There you go. He's rapping. It's a whole circle. This shit feels like it was generations ago, looking back at 2012. People don't look like that anymore. No one looks like any of these people anymore. They don't?

What? Damn. They're all just wearing ho these people anymore. They don't? What? Damn. This looks fun. They're all just wearing hoodies and jeans. Yeah, what do you mean? This is very standard. No, look at the faces. Just the behavior.

It's MGK. It's Wild Boy. Yeah, bitch. Call me Steve. Oh. This is MGK before he ever fucking smoked weed, or before he even was weed. Before he fucked Fox.

Come on, Penn State. That was dope. Damn, bro. What y'all got? I mean, Penn State obviously went harder than that, bro. I don't think. I was at WVU. I said this when we killed Osama bin Laden.

It was wild. Did you ever surpass burning couches? Car. They flipped a car and caught it on fire when Osama bin Laden died. They caught it on fire? Dude, the video of my school when Osama passed was just the whole school was just streaking around. And it's on YouTube. You can see a bunch of...

Like dicks? Yeah, dicks and tits. That's the first body part, yes. What? You can see titties. You Like dicks? Yeah. That's the first body part you asked? You can see titties. Dicks was the first body part you asked about. Why didn't you ask about titties first? He was moving his hand like that. Oh, I didn't see his hand. That could have been a single titty.

You should have asked about it. That could have been a titty. That was aerial nipple play. Nah, you guys are crazy. Stephen Chang, did you just practice your jump shot? He's been working on his J all day. What do jump shot? He's been working on his J all day. What do you got? He's been working on his crossover, too.

I saw him like Euro step in the hallway. It's b-ball season. You're just over here doing jump shots. Ball's life, dude. Okay. You're just telling yourself you're not being a hooper. Just, it's all right. You were just doing this.

Flick of the wrist. Look at that flick of the wrist. Do you have any big wins when you were in school? Yeah. I was there for when we switched over to the Big 12 and beat Baylor in that 70-60 game. Oh, shit. That was a fun one.

Wow, you really talk about it passionately. I blacked out I blacked the fuck out When Andre Parker Returned the fumble the wrong way Or returned the punt the wrong way And the other team still tackled him And didn't let him score for them

It was like a double Top ten worst play of the week It was like the reigning champion For a dozen weeks I don't remember that Remember when they used to have Reigning champions and not top ten? It's like, could you?

I don't know why they didn't do that anymore. The butt fumble ruined it, right? He was like a walk-on. He was like a kid. A kid, yeah. Butt fumbles are stupid as fuck, too. But it was like a year where it didn't get knocked off. It wasn't that bad of a play.

Dude, Jackson State has a guy who was their cameraman. Dana? No, but it's basically the same as Dana, and now he's a running back on their football team. And they just won the championship. And he was just a camera guy that was like, can I play running back? And they let him play running back.

That's a crazy fucking story. Was it Reggie? No, Reggie's... Because he's gone. Who sings that song? The fucking Doobie Brothers? Hall & Oates? The Hall & Oates.

Hall & Oates. The Hall & Oates. I fucking love Hall & Oates, bro. Philly shit, bro. They're Philly? Yeah. I didn't know that. They went to Temple together.

Everyone's Philly in their own mind. They're Jewish? Not in Harry's way. No, a different type. Oh. Whole different type of temple. You're half Jewish.

Oh. Jesus Christ, bro. Let your guard down for once, bro. Live in the moment, man. Stop taking everything as a slight. If I wanted to come at you,

you'd fucking know it. Let's just put it that way, all right? It's like you just did well on that side of the room. Yeah, well, you threw mine after it didn't go down the steps, so I wasn't able to play with mine.

I'm definitely holding on to this. Why did you go for quantity when you could have gotten just a really nice slinky? Slinky brand, even. It's really – It would have come in that nice box. It's not easy to find a slinky in Manhattan on short notice. Are you kidding me? No, it is.

You have to go to like a slinky store. A party store. Where would you go? I couldn't find it is. You have to go to a party store. Where would you go? I couldn't find it. I think we got these from a party store. No, when I went to go... Who's we? Abracadabra.

Malasek did it for me. Oh, okay. That makes sense. Now I get why it's not good. Well, no. Malasek went to Target, didn't get a Slinky. Target?

And then Spider stepped in and told Malasek where to go, and he got these Slinkys. They are Slinkys. He followed the letter of the law, but not the spirit of the task. It's time to show the beauty of static. I don't understand that at all. When did that become a tagline for Slinky?

You know, Slinky. This isn't a Slinky. This isn't a real Slinky. It's the OX. And how are you going to try it? Because these were really packaged. I don't know. Oh, you're right.

I love a good metal slinky. I like to put it in my mouth. Rainbow. Just really feel the copper on my tongue. Silver, whatever it is. Of course. I love going to the movies when it was daytime and then leaving when it was dark. That was always cool. You walked out and it was dark. I don't like that. That's the worst. I feel going to the movies when it was daytime and then leaving when it was dark.

That was always cool. You walked out and it was dark. I don't like that. That's the worst thing that works. I feel like I – yeah. It's dark out. I like when I go to the movies and I come out and it's still light or go to the bar. It's like, oh, what? It's still light out?

It feels like you've gone on a time machine, saved some day. But different strokes for different folks, Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Dude, I don't like how Conan O'Brien says Saturday Night Live. Whenever I listen to his podcast, he's always like,

Saturday Night Live. How does he say it? Saturday Night Live. It's like, enunciate, bro. You went to Harvard. That's my beef with fucking O'Brien. Otherwise, he and I are on good terms. Anyone else have any grievances against O'Brien?

I don't. His podcast varies for me because it depends so wildly on the quality of the guest. But I feel like he really brings the best out of it. He's a fantastic interviewer, I think.

Are you on that that Remble tip yet? No, not Remble. Remble? Red Bull or Remble? Remble is the rapper who over-enunciates every word.

Nor will I be on his tip. Why not? Because I don't want to. I don't like over-enunciation. I like under-enunciation when it comes to music. Yeah, but what other rapper does that? It doesn't matter. Can we get an example of the over-enunciation?

No. Can we pull up some Rumble? I'd love to listen to some Rumble. I just want to know what it sounds like him over-enunciating. It's jarring, but it's cool. I'm going to listen to that sounds like him over and over again. It's jarring, yeah, but it's cool. Copyright. I'd like to listen. I'm going to listen to that today.

Red Bull. Rem Bull. I was listening to some fucking sweet-ass rapper the other day. Who the fuck was I listening to, bro? Enrique? No, Enrique is the fucking goat, though. Mark Homme. He rapped some of my presents for me.

Mark Homme. He's good at it. Mark Harmon. M-A-C-H-H-O-M-M-Y. He's Haitian. KB? I'm into TK Medza. TK Medza?

She's Zimbabwean Australian. DK Medcaf? TK? Oh. He's Zimbabwean? Mm-hmm. Is that how you know him? Her.

I've been on my MF Zoom shit right now. Wait, who is it? TK Medidza. How do you spell the Maidza part? I think M-A-I-D-Z-A. M-A-I-D-Z-A. Maidza.

TK Maidza. No, I've never heard of him. You're on your Zoom shit, Sass? Oh, yeah. What do you like about it? A little bit of Doom. A little bit of Wu-Tang. That he's dead?

No, I was just listening to some old music. Did you ever have hops in contacts, Rome? Yeah, he did. Yeah, you did? Yeah. We did that festival in Sweden together. He was, like, freestyling on the floor afterwards with this battle rapper disaster. I came up, I was about to jump in

and start freestyling. What do you mean on the floor? Like, he wasn't on the stage. He was on the concert floor. Just like mixing it up with the Swedes. Shit was sweet. Good guy. Hobson was cool. He was cool. He was a good guy. Nice guy.

We're gonna get the fuck out of here. Yeah. We're gonna go ahead and get the fuck out of here. Brandon's got an interview and we have some off the record shit that we need to talk here. Yeah. We're going to go ahead and get the fuck out of here. Brandon's got an interview and we have some off-the-record shit that we need to talk about. Yeah. Business. Yeah.

All right. We need to find out who fucked whom and we're going to find out right about now. How's now sound? I donated my entire

fucking paycheck last week. You have any hot mics? Thank you.