The Yak - The Mysterious Monster Rips Are Upon Us | The Yak 6-28-22

Episode Date: June 28, 2022

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. It's a yak. Yo. It's a yak. It's Mystery Monster Rip Day. One of us just took a monster rip. Also, TJ and Ron are going to be five minutes late. Yeah. But one of us did.

Your mic's on. Weird. Oh, we got our, we got our, can we, what's his name? Can anyone help me? None of your mics are on? Mine is. Oh. Is mine?

Yes. Oh, whoa. Maybe don't talk so much, bro. That voice. Oh, no, no, it's better now. Oh, okay. Whoa. Thank God. Barely slept last night. I know. I barely slept. Well, actually, that. It's better now. Oh, okay. Whoa. Thank God.

Barely slept last night. I know. I barely slept. Well, actually, that's not true. I slept a lot. I actually slept through something that I had. I didn't sleep at all. Why?

Are you still feeling it? I've been shitting every 10 minutes. It's pitch black. When it hits the water, it fizzes. I'm not joking. It's like that video of the hot nickel ball when he drops it on ice cubes. Oh, man. It's been horrible, and I was back and forth every 10 minutes. That's healthy, though. Yeah. joking it's like uh that video of uh the hot nickel ball when he drops it on ice cubes oh man it's been horrible and i was like back and forth every 10 minutes that's healthy though yeah yeah yeah it's healthy for your shit to fizz when john rich is sleeping on my couch i was just walking

back and forth that is well and you and you rang in your uh your 30th birthday oh yeah happy birthday thanks fuck is your 30th yeah oh happy birthday birthday nick. Fuck. Today's your 30th? Yeah. Oh, happy birthday, Nick. Happy birthday, Nick. Well, we're doing a case race for you. Yeah, yeah. Happy birthday, Nick. Thank you. Rio.

Yeah, so what even is the chemicals or whatever they use to make that chip so hot? I don't know. They say it's scorpion pepper. Ooh. I don't know if that's a real thing. Oh, so they actually use straight pepper? It sounds fake. It sounds like something that would be like the name of a pre-workout.

Yeah, scorpion pepper, for sure. Are scorpions even hot to the touch? They're in the desert. By nature, they probably are hot, right? Right, but the other pepper is ghost pepper, and those are inherently chili. Yeah. Chilis are peppers. I thought ghost pepper was the hottest.

Yeah, ghost pepper I thought was the hottest too. Hello, Roan. Adam. DJ, how we doing, boys? Tip top. DJ? Looks exactly like he usually looks. This is a regular episode. Hey, how you doing?

Sorry I'm late. Yeah, what were you doing? Prepping for the show. Oh, okay. Oh. Nice. Yeah, I forgot that weed just does that to you. TGA, is this fine with you? I wonder if all business Pete's cool with it.

Fuck all business Pete. Our Wi-Fi never works. You think it should. It never works. Never. Like Googling something is a task here. Correct. He glowed up a little bit

Very recently Oh yeah he goes through these phases where he thinks he's hot shit I try to use that time to really put him down Pete? Yeah Yeah he's been very very confident lately The summertime when he goes to the lake Yeah he goes to his

Which let's remind everyone he's a cock Because it's his father-in-law's lake house, and he sleeps in a guest bedroom at the lake house. Cuck. Cuck. In a bottom bunk. And doesn't own his own lake house. I would never.

Doesn't even rent one. He pays nothing. He doesn't even bring chips. He doesn't bring chips? He doesn't bring a thing. It's Nick's birthday. Oh, shit. Happy birthday.

Oh, and your anniversary of working here? No? Yeah, it's the one year anniversary of me working here. Welcome, shit. Happy birthday. Oh, and your anniversary of working here? No? Yeah, it's the one-year anniversary of me working here. Welcome, brother. Yeah, thank you. That's not true. You've definitely worked here longer than one year. How?

I say it like once a week. Yeah, he says it often. I was going to say. A long year. People kind of believe it. What's our guy's name? Quick, quick, quick, quick. We have Ripsmith.

What's his name? Weedner? Yeah. What's his name? Call him the guy. I mean, he can hear you. Yeah, that sounds good. Come on in. I'll do it. I'll try it. Sam, right?

Hey. What's up, man? What's up? Good to see you. One of my favorite recurring Yak characters. Burning Bush NYC. Burning Bush NY. So you witnessed who did the monster rip, but we're not going to tell anyone. Okay. Was it a monster rip, though? It was a monster rip.

How big of a monster? It was coughing. A lot of coughing happened. I won't say who coughed and for how long. Who coughed more, Rona or TJ? These guys sound like real fucking Rostas. You got to hear the other dude's voice. It's so good, dude.

Oh, all right. Get him in here. You just got to get his voice because his voice will knock your socks off. I guarantee it. That's the laziest thing ever. I love it. You want him? I'm already sealed.

You are. Call him. Wait, is he picking up? I haven't seen him long in the wild in so long. I want to do a monster rip. You want to do a monster rip? Do one. Oh, you do?

Do one. Go do one. We have the left over. Say something in there. What's good? Is that really your voice? Yeah. That's the difference between a millionaire Rasta and a billionaire Rasta.

We sounded like Rasta Then I immediately They loved the voice recently Like a lot Yeah This is fucking great Yeah no I mean dude Sass That's way too many blunts huh

Yeah probably I mean he invented Monster rip Really Yeah Good voice Is that Do you think

Is that substance induced So I smoked cigarettes For like seven years But I quit like five years ago. How old are you? Thank you. I'm 46. 46? Wait.

So you started smoking cigarettes at 14? Jewish, 15, yeah. Jeez. Bad money. That's how we do it. Smoking cigarettes at 15? Bar Mitzvah money. Cigarettes and drinking, 13, bro.

Once we're at Bar Mitzvah. For the loud pack after the Bar Mitzvah.? Bar Mitzvah money. Cigarettes and drinking, 13, bro. Once for a Bar Mitzvah. For the loud pack after the Bar Mitzvah. Yeah, that's right. Who was better at the Monster Rip? I mean, I think we could all guess, right? Marone? Yeah. I'm not going to lie, TJ, he did it.

TJ was a beast. Yeah, he was. He took it like a champion. TJ's going to be wrecked the whole time. The Monster Rip guys ever delve into the edible game? Ooh, Monster Edibles? I think edibles are the ultimate monster hit. Let me ask you guys a question.

Is eating 250 milligrams of weed, is that a lot? Yes. That's a lot. That's a monster edible. I watched Stu Feiner do that. It was incredible. That's a monster. All in one bite.

Ready to fucking roll. No, it was crazy. He was's like i'll eat this right now and then he just like he was basically blind 250 you're gone yeah yeah about it i want to uh 50 well here's all right so tell me this so the story went that dave he ate one of stew's edibles on thanksgiving and passed out and had to go to the hospital yeah it makes sense but he stew claimed that the problem was Dave only ate half of it, so he ate 125. And if he had eaten all 250, he would have went through the other side and been fine. No, he probably would have died. Okay.

He was like, that was your problem. You only ate half. Just didn't go through the portal. Not to the top of the roller coaster. Yeah, right. Exactly. He'd'll be wrecked what about for a guy like frank the tank like would you say 10 000 milligrams is a lot i saw that honestly yeah i was still so crazy yeah he was done um all right so what else you guys what else you got going you want to plug something real quick and then we'll

say goodbye i mean i love that you guys are part of the show. Yeah, I love it. Are you married? Once every like three months. I've been married five years. Holy shit. Oh,

so is that why you quit? Fucking oldest young dude ever. What a bitch, huh? I'm 21 years old. I have to quit cigarettes because of my wife. What the fuck?

His numbers aren't adding up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude ruled. I got married young. Thank you, thank you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. On the one, that's okay. So what do you guys got going on? That's the deal, burningbush underscore NY. Okay.

We do the edibles. We can do monster edible. I like the idea. We have the in-house chef for that. We got the leftovers here also. Okay. We should do. They got the big dog pun guy.

We should definitely do some kind of draft, food draft, where some of the items are up in their kitchen. Yes. Yes. Wow. That's a really good idea. Okay, that will be the next time we see you. Yeah, do you guys cater and do, like, events?

You can. You can. I want this. You can. Yes. Yeah, no, you guys are. We do it all. We really do.

We need someone to do, like, an entire list of all the characters in the Yak universe because you guys are. We do it all. We really do. We need someone to do like an entire list of all the characters in the Yak universe because you guys are some of my favorites. All right, Burning Push underscore NY. Check them out. Absolutely. Appreciate you guys. Thanks for having us.

Yes, and we'll see you when we do the draft. Sounds good. TJ, good luck. We got to do a wellness check on TJ because I know how uncomfortably high I am right now. I cannot imagine. I cannot imagine high I am right now. I cannot imagine where TJ is right now. TJ? TJ?

Yeah. Long ribs are no joke. Thank you guys. Thanks for having us guys. Good to see you. We'll see you soon. Check him out. Burningbush underscore NY. The best in the biz. How did that even start? Oh, it was Chaps, right?

Chaps. Oh, that was. Yeah. Then we just had some boy come in with that kid with like a tiny ass bag. I think this is his fourth time on the show. I like the boy. That kid's voice was how I thought my voice sounded yesterday. Yeah.

It was just nowhere near that. Dude, bong rips are not. I think his name is Scott. Scott? He looks like it. I'm pretty sure his name is Scott Scott? He looks like it I'm pretty sure his name is Scott Is it on the card? No, wasn't it just Sam and Aaron?

Maybe Also, that dude's age and timeline Yeah, none of it made sense He's had a full life There's a ton of weed in here So sick Yeah Hold up

Do not show that shit Anything ready to consume? Do not fucking show that, bro Don't show it We could talk about it all we want Good ass strains Do not show that shit. Anything ready to consume? Do not fucking show that, bro. Don't show it. We could talk about it all we want. Good ass strains. Also, I was... Any dank strains?

I was watching last night. Out and About did an episode where they did bong rips. Really? Just the entire time, yeah. So, is that allowed? No, I don't know. You used to be able to smoke weed on YouTube. You guys ever watch the old WeedTubers?

Custom Grow 420? I like... It got right to the point with old WeedTubers? Custom Grow 420? I like... It got right to the point with that one. You never watched Custom Grow 420? I like the Dip YouTube. The Dip YouTube. Awesome. Yeah.

Custom Grow 420 was like a YouTube legend. And then they just shut down his whole account. Really? From nowhere. It was like his whole life. Can we find him? Yeah. I'm sure he's still doing shit.

He kind of went a little crazy. Oh. He used to do like two gram dabs. Oh, yeah, he went crazy. His intro was like, he would go, what up, what up, YouTube, YouTube, what up? That's a good intro. Yeah, it was awesome.

What would he do after he hit the dabs? He would like die. They'd have to like put him outside and he'd be like coughing like crazy. This is like, I smoked weed like once and then i just like became addicted to this guy's channel oh yeah yeah i did did that with the mud jug influencers oh yeah yep they're good i wanted to dip just because so i could get a mud jug oh shit i'm watching right now tj took a monster rip they send it in the

holy it's too much dude dude. I regret doing that. That shit sucks. Oh, you didn't clear it, TJ. You gotta go back and clear it. Oh, dude. Nah, I'm good. Can you pull up a picture of Custom Grow 420 just so you get a look at what he looks like? He looks like probably what

you would expect him to look like. He looks like me. What the fuck him to look like. Oh, yeah. He looks like me. What the fuck? He rocks. Oh, this isn't good. Oh, no. He used to have long-ass hair and stuff. Now he gardens.

Sometimes a fickle bitch. Hey, can we get the beginning of it? I want to hear his... Hey, he's got 1.7 mil. Fuck yeah. I want to hear his intro. You might have to go to one of his old videos. I don't know if he still has it.

No way he changed that up. You can't change that intro. Is this him? No, that's his buddy. I got to say, I think dabs are like a hard drug. Also, hardcore weed guys just have the worst facial hair. Yeah. On par for like any other.

They always burn their mustaches off. They have the worst everything. Yeah. But facial hair, I don't... I've never seen a big-time weed guy with perfectly manicured hair. The hat just says high, and all I do is smoke on my shirt. That's all they do. They're right. That's all they do.

Yeah. All day. Rowan, you good? I'm fried. It is funny because even though You smoke a lot Long rips are not the same It's just like me

Did you feel better if us five took them? Uh no I'll be good in a second Ronan it's been four hours Ronan the show's over What the fuck dude Wait what Ronit's been four hours Ronit's been four hours Ronit's been four hours Ronit's been four hours Ronit's been four hours Ronit's been four hours Ronit's been four hours Ronit's been four hours Ronit's been four hours Ronit's been four hours Ronit's been four hours Ronit's been four hours Ronit's been four hours Ronit's been four hours Ronit's been four hours Ronit's been four hours Ronit's been four hours Ronit's been four hours Ronit's been four hours Ronit's been four hours Ronit's been four hours Ronit's been four hours Ronit's been four hours Ronit's been four hours

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Ronit's been four hours Ronit's been four hours Ronit's been four hours Ronit's been four hours Ronit's been four hours Ronit's been four hours Ronit's been four hours also talk about like the logistics of everything yeah let's do it yeah let's talk logistics how can we get Brandon

what do you mean involved he is at the beginning so he's only here for the beginning I don't think he wants I gotta talk to him

he wants to stay a little more he wants to stay a little more yeah but he doesn't have to be on a team I don't think

we should have Tommy on stay during a case race no that feels like a bad look yeah he's drinking too

can't Caitlin babysit she works here that's true Caitlin was here last time and she was wasted oh yeah drunkest in the room yeah

Caitlin was stumbling Brandon should just be in the booth because we're gonna have Zaza's not gonna be here yeah or I could go to the booth and you could just sit here

but yeah no we'll add another chair I think too we'll have to just do that because we have eight people sitting in here. I just realized we're doing... Your mic's not on. Your mic's not quiet. Can you hear me now?

No. How about now? No. That's turning up the static around here. All right. I want to hear what you have to say. I want to hear the static. H say. I want to hear this. Hanging out with Steph Curry.

Better? Yeah, there it is. So we did the first case race for Sass's birthday. This one's for Nick's. Who's the next birthday? Roan can't remember his birthday, but I think it's him. I don't know my name. Roan's birthday is around the draft. Oh, yeah, that's right. I feel like this could be like a show itself. I think it's him. I don't know my name. Rowan's birthday is around the draft.

Oh, yeah, that's right. I feel like this could be like a show itself. I think it's Owen. Just case racing. Case race. I'm October. Yeah, so it might be you. It's so far from October. You don't have a birthday next week? Oh, Brandon's birthday, yeah. July? Yeah, Brandon's is in July.

KB and I are both January, so that's going to be a busy month for us. It's going to be a special time. I'm like three days after you are. Oh, yeah. So then we'll do one then. Yeah, we'll just have to do three back-to-back. Maybe for the three of us in January and February, we just do 60 beer casings. Do you have a contact high from just sitting next to Ron?

I know. I have the same high from the medicated tap out. Still? I'll put that up against any monster rip. Wait, what is it? Wait, from the one you took four days ago? I've been taking them before bed. Oh, you're still asleep.

Wait, they're called medicated tap out? Yeah. That's awesome. Google those. What are you taking? They work. Kyle's description of it was he was vibrating in bed. Did you not try the Unisom?

Yeah. Didn't do anything? Well, the medicated tap out's kind of overshadowed any other toning I could possibly use. But yeah, I got to stop because I'm like very out of it still. Yeah. Yeah, you've been. I've been going, yeah, I've been vibrating to sleep. What does that mean?

I don't know. Like a reverse alarm clock. What does that mean? Like a reverse alarm clock. What makes it reverse? Well, usually when the alarm clock is on vibrate, it wakes you up. I'm vibrating to sleep. Sounds healthy.

It's a good medicated tap out. Is this it? No, you're not going to find it on Google. You won't be finding this online. I saw some shit the other day that it was like some of those. It's crazy what these places have. Oh, it's getting ridiculous. Some of those like Delta 8, like all those like off-brand weed things are like, I saw

one that said it was like 33 times stronger than like normal weed. Yeah. And like people are just taking them like casually. Yeah. They could tap out. Yeah. What a name. I love...

As bad as weed guy's facial hair is, that's how good their naming abilities are. Yeah, they should name everything. They really are. They should have named the Washington football team. I was looking at the Burning Bush menu, and it was just hilarious. Yeah. I don't know why I'd want peaches and cream but i want it they still love z's for s's yeah they yeah they never gave up on that i'm gonna i'm gonna

pull it up there was some good shit on there fucking pizzazz best weed i ever smoked was ghost dog zazz has more z's and nazis but wait i'm currently smoking fake Bang Energy brand. Super Peanut Butter Breath? Oh, you meant not Zs. Bazaar has more Zs than the alternative. I thought you meant the actual term. I've been sleeping like Bazaar from this Medicaid attack. Sour Diesel times Motor Breath? Skywalker OG? they have a

joint called Gorilla Glue oh hell yeah that's a popular one isn't the rumor about Gorilla Glue it's semen of the gorilla wasn't that

when it first came out I just remember there was that Gorilla Glue girl where she she used it as like hairspray yeah

she had to have like her scalp removed oh shit I remember that her dog was licking the peanut butter off her pussy and then someone tried to eat her out

and they thought it was a starburst. Yeah right. All the rumors in my mind. It was a herpes. It was a herpes. But the girl actually happened.

No that was recently. That was very recently. Yes. No she had to fly she had to like fly to a special doctor to have her scalp like removed.

It was crazy. She covered herself in it. That is ass. Fucking go to Turkey for that. She was, it looked like hair gel, but she was just slicking her hair back. It was so terrible, yeah. And then, yeah, her head was burning, of course. Yeah, that was an all-time stupid thing.

Rowan's thinking about an embarrassing moment from middle school. Hey, dude. How are you? Dude, you're so fucking high, too. And we already did a show this morning. I'm good at accommodating to people around me. Getting on their level. I would argue that you are.

Getting high from me. I would argue that. That is the opposite of you. I'm good at matching energy. Oh, dude. Oh, you are, you are, you are. Getting high with me. Thank you, brother.

DJ? You joined the trench with me. Dude, my voice is about to turn into that dude's voice. Yeah. I'm getting tested. How did Steve-O's happen? What? A nitrous?

Probably. He's doing all the whippets. It changes your voice, yeah. Yeah. I've never seen that documentary, but I've heard it's a real tearjerker. Steve-O? Yeah. Ooh, a more fun one is he just goes through every drug he ever tried.

Yeah. Whoa. On YouTube. Dude offered me ketamine at the Dead concert on Friday. It's all the rage. A lot of people do ketamine these days. Yeah, I think Steve-O was big into it. There's no bigger feeling like a pussy than being offered a drug at a concert and being like, nah.

It sucks to say no. It sucks. You gotta do it. But I had already done a lot, and I was just like, nah, I can't do that. And then we watched a guy almost die in front of us. What? I passed out and was legit eyes rolling in the back of his head. Yeah.

I took his sandal. I got his sandal. I saved his sandal. I have it in my backpack. Just in case you... That just feels like something you would need to save both of. What? Or it wouldn't be a save.

Well, no. It actually felt really bad because he literally passed out in the middle of the show, and they have, like, you know, the medics come with their big orange flashing lights that everyone rushes to it and the guy uh like i think his son maybe picked up one of his sandals and then i was so fucked up i picked up one of his sandals and they were like waiting to wheel him off and they were looking everywhere for his other sandal and they're like after like 30 seconds, it's like, oh, shit, I have it right here.

So he probably died because of me. Yeah. Yeah. He died. Do you think that sandal like is cursed or do you think he'll haunt you? I did give it back. You got to bring that to church or something. That would be fucked up if I stole a dead guy's one sandal from him.

Yeah. Is it the reef bottle openers? No, it's like gross, like cheap flip-flops where it's like I touched it and I was like, ugh, good guy. Feel me. Why do they make some,

why do they manufacture so many flip-flops with bottle openers? I think it's just Reef, right? It's just the boys that old, yeah, they... Who's wanting that? I think the Venn diagram

is pretty tight. I would be lying if I was wearing flip-flops and wearing my hat with my foot. Well, I think you take it off... I probably own at least five pairs of those. It's on the heel, right?

That's disgusting. You're putting your mouth. Take your shoe off. No, no, no, no. How do you do it then? Doug, you're not licking the bottle cap. I'm not licking the bottle cap. It's still touching.

There's an indent, so it doesn't really touch much. Are any of you guys good, cool bottle opener guys? I always wish I was one. Rowan can do the lighter thing. Lighter. Off the knee. Teeth, off the knee. The teeth thing I hate.

I did teeth for a while, and then now I have, like, one canine that's just shorter than the other. I'm just waiting for someone to do the teeth thing, and, like, four of their teeth just, like, pop out while they're doing it. I really wish I was a cool bottle opener guy. A little treat. I can do the bang, and then I wake up with bruises on my hands. Oh, no. And you're just destroying bars everywhere. Yeah, yeah.

I think I did that at my house, and a big chip of the counter came off. Grab some water. Yeah, man, yeah. Do it. Grab some water. Love you, Adam. Yeah. I'd say that.

That'll scare him even more. When he gets back in, let's just restart the Adam. Yeah. I'd say that. That'll scare him even more. When he gets back in, let's just restart the show. Yeah. You guys want to just switch seats? No. No. Let's talk race. Yeah.

Oh. No, not the race race. I don't like. Oh. Just like race. I was going to list the ones I don't like. You want to do Mount Rushmore or Mount Flushmore? Mount Flushmore for races.

Let's spin the real wheel, and then let's talk race. Cool. Okay. Okay. TJ. Oh, no. Oh, boy. Oh.

Oh, jeez. That would be brutal. Right before the case race. Oh, my God. The stoned boys as well. Right before the case race. By the way, all-time wheel is just moment for people watching. So we did the wheel after the show yesterday,

and we were like, there was a little bit of confusion whether it was going to be elimination or first name picked. It went to Roan, and we're like, let's just make it elimination. After TJ got picked last night, we're like, let's make sure someone in studio has it too, and TJ re-spun the wheel, and Roan won. Yeah, I smoke, but I don't smoke like that. That was aggressive.

Yeah, that is true. That put me through the ringer. God damn. You smoke a little tiny. Yeah, you're, but I don't smoke like that. That was aggressive. That put me through the ringer. God damn. You smoke a little tiny. Yeah, you're a little bitch. I just wasn't here. I smoked myself stupid. Wait, you got water brought you back?

Yeah. You good? Yeah, just a little bit of water. That was aggressive. That lasted for a while. That's scary. It lasted for a while. It was 10 minutes. That shouldn't. Yeah. That lasted for a while. Yeah, that's scary. It lasted for a while. That was 10 minutes.

That shouldn't be legal. Oh, no, not like that. Okay, so what do you guys want to do? I think we should try to get the virtual reality. Yeah, I think that would be fun. I don't think we should plan too much, though, because I think we did that last time. And then it was, like, like the wrestling thing and then all of us were like not paying attention. Correct.

I think virtual reality should be after the case race for like an hour. Are we shin kicking or are we slapping or are we doing something else? I say slap. Also though I don't think the wrestling was bad for like the viewer. I think something to just tie Yeah yeah that's true. I think maybe we weren't paying attention

but just something stringy streaming stuff along is good. We should see if there's a... I gotta look at the virtual reality, if there's an actual in-that-bar-fight game. If there's a way to measure how well you're doing, how many seconds you last or something. Because then we should just... Everyone should get around,

and whoever's the best bar fighter should win something. Or we want it to be like dizzy bat would be fun out there it would be a lot of fun that could be fun even like family feud again like a drunken family feud i'm not going to uh say no to the slap wheel because i think it was hilarious last time but also we're bringing in two big guys listen i don I don't know how I'm going to be doing. What are the odds one of them slaps you? It's not that low. High odds there. If it pertains to the slap wheel,

I'm recusing myself from all conversations because I think everyone knows where I stand. The thing is I don't want to get rid of the slap wheel either because I thought the compilation last time was so fucking funny. So funny. So funny. Also, I'm not trying to be taking slaps from like drunk Shane Gillis

yeah I think we have to I didn't think this slap was bad that's the worst part too is didn't hurt at all yeah so let's just do it I'll do it wake up in the morning with brain damage you could also just do slap where it's like rather do that than Brandon suggested the shin kicking was outrageous

outrageous I like that we could change the slap wheel where it's if you did you see the new that's just started moaning from his bedroom when we got that new metal pots thing i was so mad metal pots armor dj this is like a new fad that's going on the internet which might be just me having having a procured internet that only shows me fucked up things for the yak, now that I'm thinking about it. I think I'm already out on metal pots and I haven't seen it yet. It's very funny, though. It's very funny.

We should do that crate thing. Remember that? The crate challenge. That was fun for a while. Yeah. I was going to say, what we could do for the slap wheel is you could just do a wheel with everyone in it, and the first name and the second name picked. is it is it it doesn't exist does it i would have made it up i might have dreamed it the metal pot armor challenge yeah what that's never happened

oh honey this new thing that's going viral right now like only does it not exist? I made this up. I didn't. Please tell me. I could see you like scrolling live like it's like Twitter. Just watching videos of people dying constantly. Watching sick shit. I gotta find this now.

I also imagine your full eight hours of dreams are just scrolling a fake Twitter. Yeah. It doesn't exist. It's metal pot challenge. It's all the rage. Everyone's doing it. We don't know what it is. What is it?

Explain what it is, though. Someone send it. What if it was a premonition, though? There's literally a dude in a medieval armor mask, metal mask, and his friend just smashes him over the head with a pot. I like that. it's very funny how someone tweeted at me please all right was it just one guy's video or you know it's a trend i think it was maybe brandon sent it to me

because i was just like locker boxing but didn't that come out as like way worse for you? When people like fight with just helmets and gloves on? Yeah. I could see that happening. This is going to drive me nuts. It's the metal pot armor challenge. We all know it. We're fucking with you, dude.

We've all seen it. All the rage. One billion views. Let's do it. Let's do it. It's going to fuck me up for the rest of the day if I can't find it. You're never going to find it. Tortilla Slap, someone said that's the lamest.

Lamest. Tortilla Slap is so bad. It's like getting hit by... I do like the water bottle on the fan though. That one's a funny one. What's that? You tie the water bottle to a fan on a string and you have to stand under the fan and it just hits somebody in the face. Oh, yeah, that is funny.

You don't have a fan. Do that manually? Just have Tommy Walker swing in it. Swing a water bottle. Oh, here we go. Found it. All right, nice. Someone, thank you.

Hold on. I'm going to text you, TJ. Let's see how long it takes TJ to get this up. Shout out, AMBN Surfer. Holy shit. Where are we going? Oh, yeah yeah you got it right away oh man this is awesome how fun would this be drunk come on that would hurt a lot this is not a recent video. In his hand.

TikTok trend. This was filmed in like 06. See this. Yeah, they're right in Times Square. Yeah, you're right. A kid in the red hat. Eye of old age. They're like up on an elevator. They're on a beam.

They're on a fucking beam. I would love that. They were on a beam. We're like up on an elevator. They're on a beam. They're on a fucking beam. I would love that. They were on a beam. We have helmets. More of that? That was like an event, an organized event. It's all the rage. Oh, my God.

I want it so bad. All right, wait. That'd be awesome. But like last time we did, the loser had to eat like the cake. Remember that? Are we doing that again or no? I mean, that was- No.

Ooh, my friend Sam just texted me, nutball wheel would be funny. Ah. Oh. Is that where you, like, sit across from each other to the tennis ball? Yes, yes. I like that. Should be something that we finish this year with.

I would do that. I would actually think I'd rather do that than the slap wheel. Somehow Kyle and Will Compton could play Twister. Oiled up. Ooh, Twister. Yeah, just in case. What are the security boys? Oh, never mind. That's not. I thought that was one of the security guys. One of the security guys plays Twister. Just in case. What are the security boys? Oh, never mind.

That's not. I thought that was one of the security boys. One of the security guys plays Twister. Okay, the losing team has to play Twister in the lobby. Okay. Let's just say that. Yeah, I'm down with that. That's just funny.

I want to do Oklahoma drills. That's just funny. Losing team has to play Twister. I get a bunny suit. All right, so what I was saying with the slap wheel is we could just do a wheel with everyone on it. And Big Cat Kyle gets the bunny suit. Yeah. Kyle gets the bunny suit nutball would all right so what i was saying with the uh slap wheel is we could just do a wheel with everyone on it and big cat uh kyle gets the bunny suit yeah kyle gets a bunny suit and you just pick two names and then the two names get to both slap each other yeah so then there's a little bit of mutual like agreement if you slap me too hard the next like the part you're

gonna get slapped by the person you slap uh-huh like it's like tennis doubles it's right like you're on their team right so maybe that's how we do it all right we just do it until there's two people left that way there's a slap wheel component but it's not as violent of that i'm down for that i love that for twister you mean the last place team not all the team because everyone loses basically last place okay everyone not all the teams. Because everyone loses, basically. Last place team. Okay. Everyone loses except for me and Big Cat. Yeah, and whoever loses Twister is the ultimate loser.

And he has to run naked around the block. That would be fucking sick. That would be so sick. Should we do teams? Yeah. I'm Jones-ing to now. All right, so wait. Steven and TJ should just be a team.

Yeah. Because they're in the booth together. So it will be all of our names plus Shane plus Will. Yeah. Okay. And so we're going to pick. And everybody's on a 24. Are we going to do any slight adjustments if perhaps Big Cat and Shane are on a team together?

No. I think the random part is we'll just let the wheel do what it does. I wouldn't mind if KB got a non-carbonated booze or something that was the equivalent. I wouldn't either. So he could partake a little bit. Is there a way to avoid that? Like taking Gas X beforehand or something?

Or something you could eat beforehand that'll calm the stomach down? No. Could you do wine? Just get something similar alcohol percentage i'm not i'm just gonna do the beer we need similar volume too yeah so try and find like a four percent i don't know one of those still waters or something like tequila water yeah let's see what the teams are okay can you do seltzers or do you hate seltzers too yeah it's probably worse what if you get someone who'll just put you on their back?

That's what I'm saying. We'll see. But yeah. So how are we going to do it? The wheel, first name and then second name or a team? Yeah. Or name, fourth name? Yeah.

Just like that? Also, I'm doing a dozen Guinness zeros. Ooh. Wow. That's heavy. Why? Challenge myself. Yeah, push yourself.

I like that. So you like Guinness? I do. I'm very yourself. I like that. So you like Guinness? I do. I'm very excited. And the teams are going to do PowerPoints? I'll prep a PowerPoint. Okay. Sure.

Yeah. We don't have to. This might be too much. I've never made a PowerPoint in my life. I just worry what we're going to do. I mean, it doesn't really matter. I think we don't need PowerPoints. If we have Twister.

Dude, that shit's homework to me slap wheel yeah slap wheel and virtual reality I think that's enough I don't know what we're doing with powerpoint on

wait what's this sound like that shit sounds like homework yeah fucking homework dude sounds like homework fucking homework bro alright let's let's see

so how are we how are we doing are we picking four people or I don't know it's gonna be a long afternoon for me dude So how are we doing? Are we picking four people? Or I don't know. It's going to be a long afternoon for me, dude. No, it's first name. It's going to be a fucking minute for me.

We always forget we have stuff to do after the show. Now, the only one that I guess Will and Shane can be a team, right? I would kind of suck, though, because they're both guests. That'd be sweet. Have a rapport. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Will's not a guest. I'm just confused. What are we doing about the layout, like the seating here?

We'll just add another seat. Oh, yeah, I guess that makes sense. Okay. Yep. Not as much planning into that. Don't worry your pretty little head, buddy. Get that voice right. Yeah.

And Tommy Walker will be here for the opening ceremonies. That's right. Which will be very funny. So, yeah, I think we don't need PowerPoint. We have enough planned. This is going to still be like a three and a half hour show. You want to do a PowerPoint though, Nick? No.

I'll save it for another day. All right. I'll do it. You ready? Oh, shut the fuck up. Teach. Yeah. All right, teach.

Let's get out of the world. This is it. Yeah. All right, teach. Let's get out of the world. This is it. Yeah. First team is. Oh, I knew it. Owen. What did you know? I knew I was going to get on the team.

I was pulling for you. You got one. Owen is teamed up with. I think you're always like first on the wheel or last. You got one. Owen is teamed up with... I think you're always first on the wheel or last. Steven, will you write these down? I'll type them. Owen is teamed up with... Give it to me.

A-B. All right. Okay. I can't wait to see you guys play Twister. That will be awesome. Shane is the next person. Let's do triples. This is going to be big.

Want to run threes? Let's run threes. Shane is teamed up with. No Will, no Will, no Will, no Will. It's Will, our big catch. I'm just not Seth. Roan. There we go. All right, all right.

That's fine. Perfect. That's a great team. That's a great team. Go, dude. You're going to need some help. Yeah, you're going to need some help. That's a great team.

The wheel is just. That's right. I hope we're back. I know, dude. I'm about to turn up the Philly accent all day. The wheel is just. It's right. I hope we're back. I know, dude. I'm about to turn up the Philly accent all day. The wheel is just. It's the boys running back. Oh, no. Is he going to do it?

It had to be Sass. The wheel is just. Someone did say, by the way, which I agree with, going forward for all case races, the winning team has the right to defend their championship. Like, it should just, like, if Will and Roan, or if Shane and Rowan win, the next case where Shane can come back

and defend it. Because it would be funny if there was, like, a belt and it was, like, someone gets sass. Come on, sass. Come on, sass. Yes! Boys are back! Let's go! Fuck yes!

My guy, sass. Let's fucking Fuck you My god Sass Let's fucking go How about the Try to drink more than Eight this time Fuck you I'm going to drink

So much this time And I will I think I'm gonna Go ahead and make Not do the same thing Last time we were all like Dude let's not eat all day Billy football just convinced me

To eat powdered yeast Yeah you were It's like it'll absorb The alcohol I remember you guys Were like you were To whole foods Yeah and I just got A bunch of powdered yeast. It's like it'll absorb the alcohol. I just got a bunch of powdered yeast and I just felt like shit. I might take GasX. I don't know. I know exactly

what I'm doing. I'm just going to treat it as casual as the prep for it. Will you tweet those teams out from the Yak account? I like those teams. Those are actually very fair teams. Gotta step it up. What's not fair?

There's an underdog. Everybody's got it. Oh, yeah, there is. I forgot about KB. I had 12 beers. Yeah, you did. I forgot about KB. Every event needs a team like us.

But I do think... For something, you know. Ronan Shane versus me and Sass versus Nick and Will will be very competitive. And Stephen and TJ. Yeah. I'm so fucking excited. Stephen, we're not sleeping on you in there.

No, that's a very competitive. I wish you guys know how easily I could have won this back in the day. Not in a cool way, but I could have won. Oh, no, in a dangerous. I believe you. Booth boys defending champs. Yeah, with an asterisk. We played in the rules.

If you guys won this time, I would respect you way more. Yeah, it actually would count as two rings. You had more beers than camera cuts in that episode. And then Brandon will. We should have Brandon literally work the board. Yeah. He said he would ref as well. Oh, that would be good.

He's going to be here. Oh, he should. Should we hand him the empty cup? Oh, I don't know. He should wear a ref uniform because timeouts and stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's great.

He should be on some sort of talking over control as well. Yes. Let us know. I'm so excited. I'm very pumped. Very, very pumped. These teams are perfect. The wheel is just.

It's just giggling. Perfect. Oh wheel is just. It's just giggling. Perfect. Oh, my God. I'm so not pumped for my hangover on Thursday. I have to take Stu Feiner to lunch. Oh, that's brutal. I'm sleeping at the office. All right, so you'll be here for the 1030 show with me?

Yeah. I'm going to get in here no matter what. Deal. I will be here. I'll be so hungover and miserable. Where are you going to sleep, Nick? I'm going to suck. I just got sick feeling about it.

You're going to wake me up for the show. Really? What are we going to do for our mattress? You should start live at like 9.30 while you're just still asleep. Yeah. I would sleep all the way through it. So, yeah, that will be Friday's show. Friday's show will be a tape show from Thursday hungover.

So it will be time traveling but very good. Yes. So we're just doing a normal yak tomorrow during the day. Correct. Correct. Getting ourselves pumped. 7 o'clock we're going to start? Yeah, I think so. 6? 6. Okay, we can start at 6. Earlier the better.

Yeah, because last time I remember we were just waiting around for a really long time to start drinking. Yeah, and I fell asleep on the shitter. Yeah, you did. For a half hour. Yeah, you did. I came back and the show was over and you guys sang Piano Man like four times. Hell yeah. Karaoke's always a good time.

You guys just need to figure out face paint because we are on a little bit of a... Yes. Yes, that was, yeah. What time is she coming in? Face paint at six. Two. Oh, at two? At two?

Two. So pumped that we're riding again soon. Wait, two? Why two? It was really early. So pumped that we're riding again soon. Wait, at 2? Why 2? It was really early. Well, no, because it takes a long time. It takes like 15, 20 minutes per person. What time are Will and Shane coming in?

Probably not 2. Definitely not 2. They can go last. Let's get them in at 2. You guys see Riggs tweeted at me and Kyle yesterday? What? Riggs called me and Kyle the boys. It was nice.

Yeah. How did Quiggs get an Excel spreadsheet made before I typed it? Fucking Quiggs. Oh, yeah, we have some merch coming out for the case race, too, which is going to be sick. We're going to try to do a different merch for each case race. Yeah. Collector's item.

When do the coins go on sale? That was like two seasons. Oh, I have to get that. Yeah, I have to figure that out. His lips are dying to kiss. Yeah. Collector's item. When do the coins go on sale? That was like two seasons. Oh, I have to get that. Yeah, I have to figure that out. His lips are dying to kiss. Yeah, I want to kiss some boys this summer. If you see my lips without another dude on the other end of them, something's wrong. Slap the cock out of my mouth.

Yeah, that's the only way I'm not kissing a dude if there's a cock in my mouth. You know me. There should be one coin out of the 200 that's just like, we have to suck you off. That's too good of odds. If you have the suck-off coin, he's just going to be out in front of the office. These coins, they're going to bite me in the ass. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Why? How? Sucking dudes. You're going to have to suck coins. KB's going to be at a bar. We're going to get all these stipulations we have. Macking on some chicks and some dude's going to come up being like, hey, let me have a kiss.

That's what I wanted to say. Did you see the diseases KB's lip gets? Yeah, that was way worse than I thought it was. Yeah. Once we get the high def cameras, it's bad. It was his first reverse America. You could see it. That's when it was at its biggest. It was like an eyeball vs. America, you could see it. That's when it was at its biggest.

It was like an eyeball. How's it going? I'm going to binge watch at the end of the week. Do your thing. No, I want to binge watch. It's going okay? It's going incredible. It's fucking...

It's a good-ass show. Yeah. There's been ups and downs. There's going to be... I mean, it's a big show tonight. It's a show every night. Brown is also running the after show. There's a little after show.

We're going to have some contestants on. I don't want to say who's on because I mean people are people are in people are voted off. It's very

thrilling Barstool content. Jeff Lowe's badass. One episode's out now. One after show out now. Jeff Lowe always rides up in a fucking he has preposterous entrances. Yeah.

He comes in like a fucking Bond villain. Yeah. It's sweet. a fucking Bond villain. Yeah. It's sweet. Tons of it. Very good. I let the boys talk about it. I mean, hey, you were there, you know?

You guys lived it. Yeah. It was... Kyle didn't really. No, Kyle was there for a gif. I was there. You were there physically. Yeah, I was there.

Believe me, I was there physically. They treated Kyle like a child. He was accidentally in the back of one of the shots. I was stomping around the set. Get the fuck out of here, Bauer. I was trying to fucking watch the fucking game. It was love at first sight with Miss Ambien. Nashville.

Oh, yeah. The first time you had Ambien? Yeah, that works. You were asleep for like four days. What it called again i don't know how how do people though the medicated tap outs and other stories i don't know how people do shit can you bring it in actually i will you guys have to try it you're just sour worms if you don't mind me saying when you were by the handful no the three may put me into vibration if you was still too hot if you don't mind me saying when when you took the sleeping pills in Madison,

you said you woke up and you had no idea where you were in the country, but you didn't care. There was no fear. I had to go on my Google Maps. And I was like, how the fuck did I get to Madison? Oh, no. Oh, no. Steven, you going can do the ad Tonight is the Madison episode though

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he's not you guys just don't expect enough from him well he plays the like i don't know anything about sports i don't do sports guy and then he's just you know knows a lot about this hasn't really been he said that the whole cast saw joey kamastas dick and balls everybody and who saw his nuts from the back so it was me nicks from the back? That was me. Was that big? No, he was wearing a one-piece bent over. Saw the back of his nuts. Sliver of the butt. KB's reaction to Joey in a swimsuit was incredible.

He got rock hard. Do we go to Owen's Twitter and play that? I'd look back and I looked too repulsed. You looked too repulsed. I will say I was very ecstatic to get off that RV. TJ, how are we feeling, bud? Yeah, words, verbal. Oh, he should not even make it. Yeah, probably too high.

Yeah, definitely. That drug seems dope. What? I want to get rid of that. What? It's weed. It's weed. Yeah, it seems dope. That? What? It's weed. It's weed. Yeah, it seems dope.

That's what it is. Look what it does to you, yeah. I'm happy I could take a bullet for my brothers. You sure did. I would have been a mess. You'd have me in a straight jacket right now. Woo. TJ may have gotten the worst of it.

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That's beautiful. Beautifully said. Can't wait for this. Fuck yeah, dude. I can't wait for the case race tomorrow. tire order. That's beautiful. Beautifully said. Can't wait for this. Fuck yeah, dude. I can't wait for the case race tomorrow. The problem with doing case races is all the episodes leading up to it are just us talking about the case races. But that's the human side of the show. We're excited.

Yes. Natural promo. So I looked and the next one is, oh, in October 22nd. All right. October 22nd. The mean one. We should paint up our faces. I think for the...

It's a healthy stretch. For the trio of birthdays, me, you, and KB, we should do a keg. Yeah. Just have a bunch of people. I can drink from a keg way better for some reason.

Okay. Okay. Let's get you a keg tomorrow. You like the foam? Oh, it'd be fun to do, to change it up. And we do like a half the show versus half the show. Yeah.

And grace. That would be very cool. That would be awesome. For the three birthdays. That would be awesome. It was like five on five. I don't know how much. Isn't a keg like 150 beers? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Give me a pony keg. They have like half and quarters. Yeah, yeah. 75 versus 75. Oh, what a great show. A lot of guys. So excited. We need to get someone.

Quiggs needs to super cut us just talking about how excited we are. I'm pumped. I'm stoked. I'm stoked. Let's go. We all got to eat something good's go you guys gonna exercise before? I think so

if you don't exercise is slowing it down smarter or speeding it up? I need a big comfy sweatshirt again I need to get it real cold in here some sweatpants I have a fun talking point oh okay let's go let's finish off the show with this so over the weekend I did a twitter poll point. Oh, okay. Let's go. Let's finish off the show with this. So over the weekend, I did a Twitter poll and surprising results.

To you. Surprising results to me. Yeah. I asked guys only if they shaved their nipples or not. 41% of men said yes. How do you know it was only men that voted? Because I started with the tweet, this is a question for the fellas only. Oh, nice. Okay, so that definitely. Yeah, this is a question for the fellas only. Oh, nice.

Okay, so that definitely. Yeah, I kept them out. You're right. You're right. You're right. That's very accurate. The anti-poo. People are all over the map.

If you shave your chest, I'd assume you shave your nipples. What was the question? Yeah. If you shave your nipples or not. I think that's just, I think you could have just said, do you shave your chest? Well, like some people like don't have a lot of chest hair. Like I don't have a lot of chest hair, but I give the nipples a little trim. You do?

Because it looks a little weird if I don't. I just have a splotch. That was a fun little talking point. I don't. I don't either. I don't have enough hair on my chest. I'll back you up, Steven. I've trimmed the nipples before.

I also have. I have as well. I wish I had a big tuft of chest hair. I do. Just let it pop. Who wish I had a big huff of chest hair. I do. Just let it pop. Who's the best in the office? Joey? Oh, he's got some.

Or Jerry. I mean, Jerry is a fraud. Oh, Jerry has carpet. It's shoulder to shoulder. Remember when we shaved Jerry's back? That was fun. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. We got to shave his back. Maybe we can shave his back again. Yeah, we got to get back to that. We're also getting lumped in All together

For being Come tummy guys I heard the dog walk this week They're the out and about guys And they're just Lumping the yak in this You know come tummy group That's not true

That's not who we are It's very split group Very split group And in his come His term was tummy nutter Yeah Come belly walker Yeah we just have one

No we have three Well that's gerrymandering Tommy Nutter. Cumbelly Walker. Yeah, we just have one. No, we have three. Well, that's gerrymandering. I'm far from one. Literal gerrymandering. No, we have four. What? Yeah, no, we don't. We do.

Who? I mean, they've revealed themselves before, so I'm not outing anyone, but Owen, Brandon, Roan, and Sass. Oh, what? What is disgusting? It's not like that. It's not like... What's it like? before, so I'm not outing anyone, but Owen, Brandon, Roan, and Sass. Oh, he's disgusting. It's not like that. What's it like? What's it fucking like?

Yeah, what is it like then? It's not like that. It's like what? Don't worry about it. You guys all probably come on women. No way, dude. Come on, my dog. Remember that guy that came on his cat? His cat, Shane Dawson? Yeah, he was like, I just want to... No, he made a tweet. He said he did not come on women. He came on his cat? His cat, Shane Dawson? Yeah. He was like, I just want to. No, he made a tweet.

He said he did not come on his cat. I don't think he came on his cat. He fucked his cat. Oh, he tweeted and was like, I want to get in front of something. I did not come on my cat. Yeah. We're like, yeah, you did. That dude has like 17 apology videos on his YouTube.

It's hilarious. It's unreal. That's great. And they're all like 45 minutes long. Just has to keep apologizing for coming on his cat. At that point, it's hilarious. It's unreal. That's great. And they're all like 45 minutes long. Just has to keep apologizing for coming on his cat. At that point, it's like you're doing something wrong. He definitely deleted it. The tweet?

Yeah, 100%. I blogged about it. He just wants it out there. He didn't do it. Didn't do it. Stop saying he did it. I'm so excited. I had a bad performance today on this show.

Oh, you were good. No, you were good. Lots of rips. Dude, oh, man. I didn't fuck my cat. I didn't cum on my cat. I didn't put my dick anywhere near my cat. I've never done anything weird with my cats.

I promised myself I wasn't going to make apology videos after last year's thing so I'm just trying to be short and honest with this as possible a short and then one of question mark oh yeah yeah I'm just going to say if there's

if you have to address the rumors of coming on the cat yeah he could have just said I didn't do anything weird with my cat yeah or I have no cats yeah get rid of your cats isn't he the one he like he like proposed to his boyfriend on both knees He could have just said I didn't do anything weird with my cat. Yeah. Or I have no cats. Yeah. Get rid of your cats. Isn't he the one he proposed to his boyfriend on both knees?

Really? Look up Shane Dawson proposal. Who is this guy? He's on both knees with the hook holding out the ring. He's a YouTuber. Is it in a Gap golf shirt as well? I think so, yeah. What do you got against Gap golf shirts?

I'm just trying to picture it. I'm trying to remember if I know what Sass is talking about. Who was the guy that proposed but put like a hanky under his knee so he wouldn't get like grass stains on his pants? Oh, yeah. I think I've seen that. Oh, no more, dude. On both knees.

Why is it such a poor photo? His pants suck, too. Yeah. Just be honest. Those tap shoes? That's a Facebook mobile upload. Old school. Love is love.

Yeah. That's fucking facts. Ally cat ruled. Yeah. I was there with my boys Went off Having a great time Are you still an ally?

Or was that just a one day thing? No way He said he gave you a stomachache Ally is I puked when I got home From all the ally ship It was a lot It was a lot of ally ship

It was overwhelming I thought you were going to show up in a mesh shirt or something. With nipple pierce. Yeah. That would have been cool. Yeah, there were more straight allies than gays. Sheesh. I know.

There was titties. There was dicks. Well. Did you see bear dicks? Oh, yeah. Dicks belonging to chubby hairy men. I like how British people say bear dicks like a bunch of dicks. Yeah.

There you go, Roan. Save it. Buzzer beater. Jesus Christ. Okay. Well, should we wrap it up? Yeah. And tomorrow's the day?

What are you doing? You better wrap it up, man. Nothing gets me quicker to anger. Yeah, the gestures. I'm glad they infuriate all of us. He keeps doing it. When we keep telling him, we don't understand. It's been getting me for a while.

The man gestures in front of a microphone. It's backwards. Tomorrow's episode is going to suck. Yeah, we got to do something. Yeah. Got to think of something. It's just going to be like an hour of us just in a row just like, I'm so excited. Yeah.

I'm so excited. Guys in front of the king of the hill fence. It's just gonna be like an hour of us just in a row, just like, I'm so excited. Yeah. I'm so excited. Guys in front of the king of the hill fence. It'll get wet. Who knows? Let's go. Hopefully if the wheel's just, we get wet and we just get saved by that. Are we gonna have to get wet during the race? Oh, yeah.

We do have to spin during the race. Yeah. I think the worst is if we have to do Ritz crap. How often are we spinning? Once an hour? A bowl of Ritz? I feel like getting wet during the race with the guests. Do we have to do Ritz crap. How often are we spending? Once an hour? Double Ritz? I feel like getting wet during the race with the guests.

Do we do once an hour? Oh, was there a spill, Steven? DJ Pukin? Oh, he is. Oh, no. Oh, he's shirtless and puking. Once you start getting nauseously high, that's a problem. Oh, no way. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Oh, God. Oh, TJ, I'm so sorry, man. Respectfully, we have to cut to him. I mean, we have to. Jason, respectfully. Respectfully, a quick cut. Oh, no.

I'll move the... Oh, shit. Everyone's running around. Oh, the monster rips. Oh, no. Oh, no. Everyone's coming out. I can the monster rips. Oh, no. Oh, no. Everyone's coming out. I can't see.

What happened? What happened? They're like this. There's puke everywhere. Walls, floor, ceiling. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

The monster rips. Steve, get in here. He's asking us what happened. We need to know. What the fuck do you mean? You know what happened. DJ's trying to unplug the computers. He's asking us what happened. We need to know. What the fuck do you mean? You know what happened. CJ's trying to unplug the computers.

He's taking the stream down. He's going to be so mad at me. What's going on, Steve? What's going on, Steven? Fill us in. Everything's fine. Oh, no. What happened?

We're good. It was the truth, dude. What actually happened? Yeah. We're okay. We got a freshly washed down. We're truth, dude. Yeah, what actually happened. Yeah. We're okay. We got a freshly washed down. We're broadcasting, dude. It's not embarrassing unless it is.

Rudy, so and tell us. That can't be the best we could have gotten from Chad. Just rushing back and forth. We puked in studio last week. TJ, everything. The wheeluked in studio last week. TJ, everything... The wheel just makes TJ puke. Just so we're clear, this and this means TJ just puked. Yeah.

It was like an unsettling... We were trying to end the show, and Steven's like, hold on. Yeah, hold on. Did he throw up something incriminating, like evidence? A key. A small key. JonBenet Ramsey's like, oh. Yeah, a little trinket.

Hunter Biden's laptop came out of him. A zip file. Dude, I feel his pain, dude. I definitely feel his pain. That sounds like absolute hell. Yeah, my God. Jesus Christ. Was it on the computer?

Wait, is it on the computer? I'm just looking. Rudy, come in here. Give us... Someone tell us the fucking truth about what happened in there. What is going on in there? Yeah, they all look shaken up. I want to talk to TGA, too.

His poor tech. Oh, no. Okay, TGA. What did you see in there? It wasn't what I saw, but it's this odor. It just smells like I walked in and it just smelled like bile. Why did he puke? What happened?

He did a monster rip. Allegedly, allegedly. We don't know who actually did the monster rips. It was tobacco, I think. Yeah, we have no idea who did the monster rips. Can we get a thumbs up from TJ? Yeah, we need it to end the show. We need a thumbs up for the show he's alive.

Okay. That's pretty metal. Love you, TJ. Yeah, we need it to end the show. We need a thumbs up for the show he's alive. Okay. That's pretty metal. Love you, TJ. All right. I guess that's the show. Holy fuck. See everyone tomorrow. All right.

Maybe a bad idea. No, no. It was hazing lately. This shit was fucking sweet, dude. This shit was fucking sick. Fuck. Let's hear it for TJ. All right.

Yeah, TJ. Hey. Hey. Hey, performance, TJ. Hit that Venmo sick. Fuck. Let's hear it for TJ. All right, yeah, TJ. Hey. Hey. Hey, performance, TJ. Hit that Venmo again. Yeah. TJ Hitchings. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's the act.