The Yak - The Next Generation of The Yak? | The Yak 4-29-22

Episode Date: April 29, 2022

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Hello! Boys? What's up, Big Jack? I don't want to be negative today. It's Friday. It's beautiful out. It's a great day to be alive.

Shout out Travis Tritt. Maybe we should do that. Maybe we should do some karaoke on the way out tonight. So let's start with some positives. Positive number one, my boy Little Sasquatch, he got drafted last night. Yeah, he did. Good job, Sam. Hilarious video.

I know Sas doesn't want me to play the video, but I want to play the video. Can't play the video, apparently. Why? We can't hear. You can't hear? I couldn't on Pick Central because it was live? We have different copyright restrictions on Pick Central. Play the fucking video because it was a certified banger,

and if anyone didn't see it, I want them to have eyeballs on it because I laughed so hard. That hit two million views. Sass, it's my favorite video you've ever done. Thank you. But I have a low opinion on everything you've ever done until last night. Hope that's okay. Let's play it.

That's okay. You're still in your same draft outfit. I've been in that for three days. No, same sweatshirt, not the same outfit. Okay, let's play it. That's okay. You're still in your same draft outfit. You've been in there for three days. No, same sweatshirt, not the same outfit. Okay, let's see it. Pants. With the second pick of the 2022 NFL Draft, the Detroit Lions select Will Seska.

And that's the pick. I'll be honest with you guys. I don't really have any idea. Nikes get fucking drafted? It doesn't look like he's playing a lick of sports. Dude, where the fuck did they get this? Nikes get fucking drafted in this video. That was like 10 minutes ago.

Nikes get drafted? Are you moving to Detroit? I don't know. How did they do it? We got to talk about it. Are you going to make rent? After. Oh, fuck. What am We got to talk about it. Are you going to make rent? Oh, fuck.

What am I going to tell my mom, dude? Dude, how are you going to pay rent? What? What question is that? Hey. Yeah. Hey, coach. How's it going? Yeah.

No, yeah. I didn't see it coming. I'll be honest with you. I'm delighted. No, mom. I don't want to go to the NFL. I don't know how this happened. I don't want to go to the NFL. I don't want to.

Dude, get the fuck out of here. All right, so, incredible video. What? You can't let Dukes ad lib anymore. The premise of the video is you're getting the second draft nfl you're about to get 25 million dollars and he goes dude how are you gonna pay rent oh and you gotta come home buddy yeah we had to do it a couple times because he was and that was the final that's one else did he say well actually we only did it three times he took my line a few

one of my lines a few times i had to be like no i have to say that like what where i was like how did they get that video that's supposed to be like one of the best like the bigger jokes of the yeah yeah right that's so perfect great video the the king of new york is back he does not miss um i wish you could uh capable i had cory do the uh second guy's voice cory smutledge i wish you could hear it better but yeah he crushed that his voice is like so perfect for that tv announcer's voice yeah yeah yeah i thought that was your voice actually the first one was my buddy nate okay i just needed someone else who wasn't my voice yes it was great

video um so congrats on getting drafted i mean even the little details like uh you can't even hardly see it if you're watching on phone but besides just a normal ass dude yeah yeah yeah um positive thought number two brandon walker what a job last night thank you incredible thank you this guy i was saying earlier the world has been around for like four trillion years, and we're lucky enough to be alive with Brandon Walker. Okay, can you just... You want to compliment me, I know, but you're incapable of doing it.

When he walked in this morning, I was like, good job, Brandon. He's like, thank you, and then I was like, wait. We don't do this. You can't let that float out there. So he had to go over the top, and he's done this. What he just said, he's been doing that for three hours. It's not surprising. I go to sleep every night, and I'm like, what am I thankful for?

My children, my family, health, happiness, but more than anything, Brandon Effelman. Can I say something right here for real? I thought the quality of the show that we put out, people aren't focusing on it because of the video thing that happened. It sucks. But the day was awesome. Rome was. It sucks. But it was awesome. Rome was awesome. Everybody who was involved was awesome. I got one more.

I got one more. Okay, all right. People online have opinions or whatever about Frank the Tank and what he brings. That motherfucker was incredible. He was so good. Frank the Tank was perfect last night. Everything Frank the Tank did was funny. Frank the Tank was awesome last night. All right, so show the Frank the Tank did was funny. Frank the Tank was awesome last night.

All right, so show the Frank the Tank picture. While we're doing serious talk, Brandon, what you have done at Barstool Sports is the most incredible thing I've ever seen. So you basically have kept this entire company up, and I'm doing serious. President, I don't know. The sky's the limit for you. Thank you very much. NFL commissioner. President, I don't know. The sky's the limit for you. Thank you very much. NFL commissioner. No, I appreciate it.

I'm going to take the compliment. The SEC. I see the exit ramp. Or PGA Tour. I don't know where you're going to go. I'm going to exit now. Thank you. I'm just happy that at some point, like in 20 years from now, I'm going to be like,

you see that guy on TV right now? The emperor of the world, Brandon Walker. I used to work with it hurt dan so much to give me a sincere compliment this morning that he is over overcompensating for that and making a joke guys it's fucking lame yeah um oh you wait show frank again frank was incredible the many great i actually think we should sell this i love the i'm actually gonna text allison right now no we should sell this as like sure poster no yeah poster like a small picture frame yeah yes we should sell this whoever's listening upstairs because i know that they're all yak heads whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa all right it's not your turn yet he kept making no you're gonna get to the negative stuff

we're we're staying on positive for a few more minutes. Frank kept making this comment leading up to the draft that he was a man of many hats, and I thought, okay, well, Frank's going to do a hat gimmick, and I'm not going to like it. It's going to be a little stupid. This motherfucker brought 32 hats in there and was... The chicken one is the best. No, I like the luchador mask myself.

It was great. The chicken one with the bottom left? My personal favorite is whatever the fuck that the bottom left yeah my personal favorite is uh whatever the fuck that the the weird dude's face is is that edgar allen i don't know what that is i thought that was photoshopped to be no and it fit perfectly i like the luchador mask on the third row there on the far right i i just i don't know everything he did last night was so it was a great show it was a great show god damn it it, if the internet had worked, people would be saying it was a great show. I think a lot of people still think it was a great show.

Guess what? We're not going to be ESPN. We're not going to have serious analysis of every pick, but I think we were entertaining as a second screen option. I was very happy with the show. I was upset about one thing. Malik Willis going nine to the Seahawks was what was reported. Yeah.

All day yesterday. Yeah. On multiple shows. TJ, can you just pull up real quick ESPN best available? Best available real quick. I just want to take a look. We're in the second round. It's Friday.

It's Friday. I want to just see who the best available is. Let's get ourselves back into draft mood. Maybe we should Photoshop Sass on there. He's not available. Oh, yeah, that's right. He's not available. All right.

Best available. Wait, what's that? Is that number? Who's number three? That's Malik Willis. Yes, I'm too far Is that number? Who's number three? That's Malik Willis. I'm too far away. Can you read that for me? Malik Willis. Malik Willis.

So he's still available? Quarterback from Liberty, yeah. Brandon, I don't think Big Cat knows. He's going to counter you with something. He brought ammunition. What is he going to counter with? He's got new nicknames for himself. He's got new catchphrases for himself.

Oh, because he got a bunch of picks right? I'll let him do it. I'll let him do it. A bunch of picks right is an understatement. I am the best mock drafter in the world. I am very happy. Correct. I'm very happy that you brought this up.

Because every now and then, every now and then, people will be like, hey, Big Cat, you're a little too hard on Stephen Che. You shouldn't fuck with him. Do you understand what I'm doing? If I were to appease Stephen Che, he'd be Hitler. It would be Neville Chamberlain all over again. The man is drunk with power. You're checking him. And if you don't check him, he will go and take over the world.

You got got again. You got your little mock draft correct. Good job. Yep. You got got again. You got your little mock draft correct. Good job. Yep. You got got again. And I flipped your number one source. Literally your number one source. I flipped him.

I flipped him two months ago at the Combine. Can I ask a question? It's been a two-month process. Which is wild, yes. Can I ask a question? I know you went to the Combine for other things, but did that become priority number one? Oh, yeah. Go find Stephen Chay's guy? The Combine is... We went to the Combine for other things, but did that become priority number one? Oh, yeah. Go find Stephen Chay's guy?

The Combine is, we went to the Combine, we did a couple interviews, but more than anything, when you go to the Combine, it's like you show up to the steakhouse and everyone in the NFL is there getting drunk. There were NFL coaches and stuff there. There were big-time media people. All I was doing, and I love this guy. I'm not going to say his name. He's in the NWL, yeah.

I enjoyed my time with him, but I was like, I don't care about any of these coaches. I need to sit with this guy and hang out and build a rapport so that I can then get Stephen Che two months from now. And it worked. Listen, if Stephen Che's not going to play by the rules and and be like i never actually reported it well then this charade has to end because you could just pretend to never report anything no you could always couch your language i was and

i i was reporting it all day that yeah you were a lot going to everyone i was you came up to me you go there's some buzz and i'm sitting there like oh really there's some buzz because i wonder where that came from oh yeah that was me laying in bed at 7 30 in the morning texting with steven chay's number one source hey should we do malik willis i think that'd be pretty good he'll he'll definitely buy that so you started that yesterday morning yeah yeah. Because I talked to him on the phone. Oh, I know. Dude, I know everything. I know everything you said to him. That's hilarious.

I literally know everything you said to him. I even texted you yesterday. I was like, the one thing Stephen Chay is most sure about today is Malik Millis. Yeah. Number nine. I was giving you some intel of what he's crowing about. This guy is ironclad. No.

No. Not true. I broke it. From my perspective. I broke it. He's a friend of mine. giving you some intel of what he's crowing about this guy's ironclad like no no not true i broke it from my perspective i broke it he's a friend i broke it with like three beers and a little fucking couple chuckles 30 minutes that was it you're ironclad what made me trust him so much was like he never says anything and we're friends and not as good as i am with him yeah and um when we signed leonard fournette wait oh you're giving too much away no this was this was two years two years ago got it when we signed leonard fournette i was texting with him at it was it was at night one one night and i was asking him like

is this fournette stuff real and he was he was denying it and i got a tweet as we were texting from adam shepter like the bucks have come to agreement with leonard fournette and i was like dude what the fuck yeah he's ironclad. Like, did you think I was not going to see this? Like, it's done already. You knew this was done. Why didn't you just say it? I was like, I'm not going to break it.

I just want to know. And he was giving me shit about that. But, like, nothing. And then yesterday, right before the draft, you know, I talked to him the night before. He gave me some good intel on a lot of things. And then he texted me very oddly and he was like yeah he's like we're not doing and i knew they weren't trading up he's like yeah we're not doing anything for like three hours like if i hear any surprises i'll let you know and i was like oh

sick like all right i finally flipped this guy after like hilarious three years of knowing him and he's gonna finally give me something and then so i think he gave me one pick before um and i was like oh cool the only thing that gave me pause is that i'm texting him and he's saying like oh yeah it looks like it's gonna be willis i was like oh great i'm about to look like it here because this is the guy and then he says like willis exclamation point and i wrote i wrote back are you sure? Because I didn't want to. And I didn't think that this was in the realm of possibility because we had been talking all week and there was no.

We had no source this year. It was just like no one was going to break us. Yeah, right. Because I knew I had to do something different. Right. So he wrote back with, I don't even know how to describe it. It's an emoji that's like an explosion. Yeah. And I was was like is that it and that's why i paused because i was like wait he's not like

confirming it but like he said it so then i was like uh and then yeah that's when you know charles cross got picked and then you guys showed up and oh man it's quite the long con so it's well done i think my favorite moment was in indianapolis I was sitting with him and some other NFL guys, and we were like, Stephen Jay thinks he's actually a scout. And we just laughed so hard, so, so hard. And, yeah, it was great. I'm happy. I don't know what I'm going to do next year.

I might have to retire because I think I have to just like, the only thing I can think of is like I have to flip your wife and like get her to get a job at like the Giants and have her just stab you in the back, which I would not, I'm not going to rule that out. I could probably do that

if I put enough effort into it. But yeah, you, God damn it, you're the best. It's a paradox because now he has the Like chops to make more Connections where he could meet more people That could give him more information That's just more

That was the other thing we talked about In Indianapolis because Stephen Chay You know I love you Stephen and you're unflappable I mean I fucked with Stephen all night We haven't even talked about the Melvin Gordon thing Which was even better All time we should play that That was the wife of his fault with Steven all night. We haven't even talked about the Melvin Gordon thing, which was all time. We should play that.

That was the wife. We should play that, but I fuck with him all night on his biggest night, and then as he's leaving, he pokes his head into PMT Studios like, great show. I can't look at him. He's smiling right now. I even said that to my source, not your

source, because it is my source. I mean, it is. He took the source. I have the source. There was one moment maybe a week ago where he was like, is this too mean? I was like, there's nothing too mean. Because he's not a regular human being and he doesn't feel any negative emotion. He doesn't take damage.

He's got 100 armor. I experienced this the other day. You can argue with him. He does not take damage right he's got he's got 100 armor i experienced this the other day you can argue with him he does not take damage he's the anti rico bosco who takes nothing but damage exactly and that's why you have to just keep like trying to hit him with body blows otherwise he will grow to be 100 feet tall and just stomp everyone out this guy also has fucked with me big time before he was the guy where i don't know if you recall that video where I ran an estimated 40 in front of my house and had my wife take the video from inside. We recall that video, yes.

We all know the video. I sent it to him. What he does for a living is part of his job is watch guys run 40. Wait, you sent a video of you running the 40 in front of your house to a professional NFL guy? And I was like, hey, how fast do you think i'm going like i'm about to run this tomorrow i want to have some expectation he told me it was like a 487 and i was like holy shit i'm gonna crush this tomorrow and i ran like a 525 i was like dude what the hell just pick out random numbers he just no, definitely not.

These guys, like McShake talked about on PNT, you can get these guys pretty much within a tenth of a second just on the eye test. And he texted me back. I was like, what the hell, man? He's like, I wanted you to believe. I wanted you to be the best you. But I got you, Steven, and I'm going to get you again. I'm going to keep getting you because i'm doing it for the people because if you walked away last night and i

hadn't done anything you would be the most insufferable human being on a lot it's hard to i mean the most accurate mock drafter yeah see right about to be nine and one in props he's not disputing what i just said the new catchphrase the best mock drafter in the world. But also now are what? I don't even know what analyst you should be. I don't know what you get devoted to. No, what's below junior? You're an intern? Are you an intern?

You can call me whatever you want, but I'm the best in the world. Sophomore? You had Malik Willis going top ten. To Seattle. Nobody had more correct picks than him. You had Malik Willis going top ten. It's okay. A more correct picks than him. You had Malik Willis going top ten. It's okay. A lot of people did.

Roan, how are you feeling? I don't mean... Oh, wait. One last thing about Steven. Here's the best part. Because like you said, Roan, he's got more tentacles around the NFL. This was my favorite conversation I had in Indianapolis with the Scouts. Because Steven is doing a good job and he's getting more contacts.

But what you have to realize, Stephen, is all of these contacts, they are Barstool fans. Yeah, I know. So they're fans of me, and they've been following me longer than you. So it's like we just had a great chuckle about it. I was like, Stephen thinks that he got in with you guys because of himself. And we all were like, ha-ha, that's great. You think that these guys saw your film we all were like ha ha that's great like he thinks that he you think

that like these guys saw your film breakdown and we're like we need steven chay in our circle no but that's the dream one day when someone's like what's barstool yeah you're steven chay yeah from the film break yeah i don't know barstool i know mock draft And not many people know this story, but... This is breaking news? Breaking news music, yeah. Oh, fuck. I think I know where it is, too. What the fuck? Is there pizza on the third?

Oh, look at that! You think that was gas? That's definitely gas. Dave has not seen that video and never will. You know what it is, dude. It's always gas. It's great. It's definitely gas. Thanks, great. It's definitely gas.

Thanks, gas. No way that was Dave. Going to get up to four mil. All right, what were you going to say, Steven? No, certainly. I've ridden Barstool, too. I know you know that. And I mean, I've ridden it, too.

So it's not like I'm. That's what it's supposed to do. None of us are bigger than the hole. But it's just very funny because it's like I was talking to these guys and they were like, I remember when you pet stingrays at the Shed Aquarium. And like Stephen's like, yeah, I'm in with these new guys that are fucking, they love me. Well, we've become pals outside of all that. Have you?

Start taking the watermark off your marks. That's the only way. Do pals do what they did to you last night? Yeah, I think pals can fuck with you. That's the other part. Steven doesn't really understand male friendships. I think I understand male friendships very well. But originally, before we had this NFL draft show, my master plan was to actually get in.

See, Hitler. That's fucking literally what Hitler said about the Jews. Was to actually get in. See, Hitler. That's fucking literally what Hitler said about the Jews. Was to actually get in the draft room. And I did leverage you a lot for that because a story came out in Pro Football Talk that two 49ers fans had paid a large sum of money to get in the Niners draft room, and they did it because then they gave it to charity.

So Bruce Arians had a charity, so I actually emailed Jason Light. Jameis, one of one and asked if we could get something set up for the bruce arians foundation to have a read in pmt and you guys are gonna do an extra read for me so i could physically go in the draft room and that's that was the original story that's actually how i uh got in contact with jason but that didn't happen it didn't help passed, but that's how the relationship started. Got it.

Leverage. Can we play the Melvin Gordon clip? Because I actually do think this might be worse than... It is definitely worse. And that was the internet's fault. Because I was unable to search that. Melvin Gordon... Wait, wait.

You can't blame the internet. You've got to know if you tweeted something like that or not. Dude, how many draft picks are there? I'm tweeting stuff like that all the time. And I also think I probably you tweeted something like that or not. Dude, how many draft picks are there? I'm tweeting stuff like that all the time. And I also think I probably did say something like that. And just a random joke was able to pin you to the wall. I'm pretty sure I said Melvin Gordon was going to be a bust. Okay, all right.

Yeah, I mean, actually, seeing it on your face after, you definitely thought that. Because you know him better than he knows himself. Yeah, I know. You know the inner workings of a Stephen Che. But that's the problem with draft prognostication is there's just never accountability. It's like you, it doesn't matter at all. It's just you predict someone to go in a slot.

What does prognostication mean? My bad. It's when a young man finally realizes he loves a, and he prognosticates into it. But he's not a bust. No. He's gotten – anytime a guy signs a second contract, it's hard to say that he's a bust. Especially a running back. Don't you feel bad about that, Steven?

I mean, I wasn't going to bring up his yards per carry on air, but it's not great. Oh, man. This girl looks like she's – oh, never mind. She got it. Haley, what do you mean this girl? Haley, come on. I didn't see who it was. You didn't know. Haley's comment. We should, instead of...

What did you have Melvin Gordon ranked as a draft expert when he got drafted? I mean, coming out of school, very highly ranked. Obviously, first-round pick. Running backs as a position group generally don't go high. But overall, as a player, he was up there. How did you have him ranked? How did you have him ranked?

Answer the damn question. If we're factoring position, like he's definitely top 25. He went higher than that, which is great. Production certainly out. Stephen Che, what did you have Melvin Gordon ranked as coming out of college? Okay, I found the tweet. I found the tweet from Stephen that year. He said Melvin Gordon has big-time bus potential.

Big reach in the draft there. That's rough. Really? No, but he's on multiple teams, multiple contracts. What did you mean specifically by big-time bust potential? I mean, at the time, certainly you've got to wonder if a guy's going to pan out or not. Obviously, things worked out very well.

Is that real? No, it's not a real tweet. The way he reacted was I thought he was real. Oh, Steven, you're the best. I love you. Thank you. I appreciate you. Your brain is just beautiful.

All right, Rowan, how are you feeling? Awesome. Great draft night. Great draft night for the Eagles. I'm on top of the world. That shit was awesome. Yeah. Or the fact that the moves that the Eagles made was awesome.

Well, no, the draft show was awesome. The show was good. Well, Brandon was the star. No. Brandon was the star. It was bad video quality, though. Not the whole time. The show we did was very good.

I don't know. I just wish people could have seen it. It kind of taints the... It wasn't the whole time. It was not the whole time. But the best... We were really good in the first hour and nobody... of taints the uh it wasn't the whole time it was not the whole time oh but but the best we were really good in the first hour and nobody like not even not even that but it's like if i'm tuning

into a show and i like can't watch it when i like tune in it's like oh fuck it makes you not not want to watch it as much i just uh i i know how hard like the tech people work on it and stuff like that it's just like like I'd love to know. I'd love to find some kind of balance. It just sucks because I believe strongly in the quality of what we three and then everybody else do. You especially. No, you're doing that.

I feel strongly about what we did. I'm over the top with my compliments to Brandon, so he feels uncomfortable. He needs that after the golf video. Yeah. No, he gave me a real compliment this morning, and he couldn't stand it. So now he has to make it a joke. What was the real compliment? He said you did a good job and then I was like, ugh. He couldn't handle saying

you did a good job. He puked in my mouth. Yeah, you just have to make yourself get used to the taste of puke by having a bunch of puke in your mouth simultaneously. It's eating your vegetables. I was kind of forced into it because someone else said it and then I just like parroted it and I was like ugh. Chuck is nice to me every day. Chuck's nice. Chuck

is just a nice ass dude. Chuck's nicer. Ron I hate to go in front. Like is the guy okay? Who? The train guy. Oh yeah Ron. Yeah what happened? I just left it. I don't know. Ron was late because someone jumped in front of the train. They were standing in front of the train. Kind of a boss move. I know it's way more boss to

stand in front of. Yeah it is. What'd you do? It opened like one door of the train and everybody like leaked out and i like tried to find another train then i went back on the train stood there for a little bit and then like an ambulance and i was like and then i left i tried to find a bike there was no bike i went to a uber it was like said i was going to get here at 1 30 and then i i like walked a couple blocks found a bike and then biked here. It's kind of crazy in a city like New York that that doesn't happen more often. Yeah, because there's just direct access to the subway tracks

for the craziest human beings that have ever lived. Anytime there's one, like, if I go down to the train station and there's, like, even a second of, like, there could be a delay, I just bail. Because I know it's always way worse. Yeah, definitely. They're not about to tell me. Going to train station having there be like and you get there and it's like 15 minutes until the train gets there out so frustrating i'd walk yeah the like conductor was coming out of his thing like he was like sighing like hitching up his pants i was like

oh fuck we're not going anywhere yeah he's aggravated. Yeah. And we're not fucking moving. Yesterday, me and Roan had to do pictures for our new merch. And we did it like in the summer. It'll be out next year, by the way. Nice. No, it's coming out on Father's Day, apparently. Well, that makes sense. That makes a lot of sense. Why did you say apparently?

Well, I don't know. Because we thought it was coming out sooner than that. People are giving us samples. And people are like, those are fucking awesome. And they just let us. You us not go with your normal uh approach of just wearing it every goddamn day no the conductor like flew by on the train like stuck his head out and was like say cheese you're uncomfortable as it was so embarrassing yeah i don't really like filming stuff in front of a bunch of people like that. It made me feel like such an asshole.

Oh, man. They're like, those dudes are way too ugly to be mom. Those guys are ugly as fuck. Train conductors have a lot of fun in their own world. Oh, yeah. They live in their own world. It's a different world than we live in. Zah.

Zah's literally a train conductor. They enjoy the fuck out of it. Zah, what was the last route you did? It's been a while. The Ronkonkoma one. So Ronkonkoma to Penn Station. That's my favorite part is Zah can play a video game and he's literally just driving the most miserable part of everyone's day.

It's literally like a straight shot. Yeah, for my video game, I'm going to just take the train. Zod, do you think if something happened and you needed to step in, do you think you could on a real train? You know what? I've thought about that, and it's yes. So it'll probably take me like 10, 15 minutes. To find your controls?

It's just getting the feel part of it. So I know what the buttons, I know what button does what and what's going to happen on a train. It's not like a plane where it's like we need to land this thing. It's already on the ground. You see the brake pressure, the brake pressure calculations and all that. So on the video game I have the little map and the distance

of how long I have left till I get to the platform type of deal. So you might go fly and pass. Based off that is when I slam on the brakes. What's the longest route you've ever done? The longest one I've ever... So they've split it. They split it into two or three.

So I haven't played the game in like six months or so. But the longest route was the Northeastern Corridor. So I went from between D.C. to Boston. So when you're doing that, are you playing the game for like four hours? Yeah, bro. Yeah. It's real time?

Get a joint light up, you know, hang out. It's hilarious. It's not like there's nothing crazy you can do. Yeah. Most of it is just literally straight. That's hilarious. Stop, start, straight. That's it.

What do you like about it? I don't know what it is, man. It's just so calming, so relaxing. It kills. You know,. That's it. What do you like about it? I don't know what it is, man. It's just so calming, so relaxing. It kills. You know, I get into it, and the next thing I know, I've killed like four or five hours. I'm like just playing. What was the name of that game? Train Simulator.

Train Simulator. So I have 2,000. Pretty straightforward. I have 2,021. So I don't know if there's a new one. Is it on PC? I have it on PS4. What happens if you crash?

So I know the computer one, you can add mods to do that. The PS4, just to keep the graphics simple and all that, you can't really crash. Because I would do that instantly. I'd do it one stop and then be like, let's just crash. Rated all and all that. But the one that I really want to get into, and I've started to play it, but I'm stuck because I can't remember what equipment does what. It is the farming simulator i i'm the same way yeah i just ride that fucking little first tractor around for 30 minutes i forget what the weeder is and which one's that and you actually

have to know the crop so you have to know like this is how you treat maize this is how you treat wheat this is how you treat like dairy cows and shit like all right so we we gotta get we gotta do a we gotta do a show where like you're in the bottom right doing a whole. Bro, these assimilators are fun. We should do a train show. I really want to do the one that PFT's been doing. Yeah, I saw PFT. That looks so fun.

The fighter plane one? Yeah. I saw that. I saw that joystick the other day with it, and he was just making sound effects to himself. He was just sitting there alone at PFT's desk like. It looks awesome. I'm more of a commercial Yeah, me too. I'm not a fighter jet person. That's more of my

speed. Oh, it's up. Fuck yes. Can you post that? Can you put it up here on this? Oh my God. Oh, what, the Frank? I'm buying that. Is this the breaking news? Yeah, yeah. Breaking news. The face is a Frank poster. Look at that. Is this the breaking news? Yeah, yeah. The Faces of Frank poster. Look at that.

That's going to sell so stupidly. This is art. That's art. That's awesome. Unbelievable. Oh, a shirt, too. I need that shirt. Whoever's listening, I need that shirt.

And that's only scratching the surface. That's only 24 of the Faces of Frank. Yeah, that's not even all the hats's only 24 of the faces of Frank That's not even all the hats There were more faces of Frank A second release of this shirt 100 it is, CJ, good man I mean, if you, listen I'm not a big art guy

But isn't the whole point of art Is like people come in and it starts a discussion Yeah What more discussion Or it makes you feel something. Yeah, but, like, you walk in and you see the faces of Frank Poster, that's at least an hour conversation. Like, anytime anyone has asked me about Frank the Tank,

it's basically like, all right, dude, do you have, like, a few hours to go down a rabbit hole? I start with the hummus video. I always start with the hummus video. I always start with the... Jersey Train? Yeah. Yeah, I do. Not the original Jersey Train one. My favorite one is after the Mets game or something

when he's in the train station. Oh, the woman? Yeah, he's like, this is a free country last time I checked. Hey, what's that one? I don't know if I've seen that one. You definitely have. It was last summer when a woman came out.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the best one. And then they start chanting tank. Yeah. Oh, my God. It's so good. Oh, man. I kind of want to watch that one, though.

I go hummus, and then I go grass soda. Oh, that's a good combo. I talk about hummus, and then I talk about how it was on Ridiculousness, too. That does add a little bit of context to the legend. He is the best. He was exhausted last night from the show. I also loved that moment when it was the Lions pick and Frank's job was to do the sound effects,

but he just couldn't contain himself. He just started going like, you know what they say about the Lions on Thanksgiving? There were a couple times he just started talking. Oh, man, what a gem. Face the Frank poster and T-shirt on sale now. Should we spin this wheel? Oh, fuck.

I forgot the wheel. Yeah. Should we spin it? Yeah, we spun it. We spun it. What do you want to get? This would be a bad day for wet. There are no good days for wet, but this would be a particularly bad day. This would be a very bad day. I brought a change of clothes. Yeah, I don't think it would be a bad day. wet there are no good days for wet but this would be a particularly bad day

this would be a very bad day I brought a change of clothes I do have my suitcase with me I stayed in the hotel we really never get wet anymore isn't that crazy isn't that crazy I'm just going to throw this out there because I saw someone tweeted at me today

and it caught my eye when I eventually have to do the worst punishment wheel and I get to decide the next, someone said that we should have to do a shoeie out of one of Frank's shoes. I'm down to do a lot of these, but I don't want to do something that's going to make me sick. That's a good idea.

Yeah, that is a good idea then. That is exactly what I wanted. That was if SAS complains, I mean, this is a genius. I don't care if it makes me like, no, that was a test. I don't want to be like, I don't want to get a long term illness. Someone DM me. I'll give you a long term illness. My other idea was an illness.

Would that give you a long time to sleep in a bed full of deer ticks. Oh, Jesus Christ. I'd rather do the shoe. Yeah, see, there you go. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, Lyme disease. I already got Lyme disease. Can't you not get it twice?

I don't think that's true. I'd gladly sleep in a bed with deer ticks. All right, let's do that then. Dude, Frank Shuey. Someone DMing, they were like, yeah, I work in medical or whatever, and he was like 90% of 95% of parasites

Come from poop He was like If you guys do this world There's a good chance You'll get one Dude fuck those people I work in medical I don't know

What He said like I study Also that's not Like so he was like Yeah I went to school For 8 years And the big thing I found out was

Poop is bad Thanks dude Putting poop in your eyes And your face Is good for you. Oh, shit. Doctors won't skip a chance to tell you they're a doctor. Yeah, that's true.

I don't think he's a doctor. If he was a doctor, he would have said it. That's absolutely true. He might have been just lying. Dude fucking sells like- He's like, I'm a professional parasite specialist. Sells like arm stints. He drives around in his car going to fucking doctor offices.

All right, spin the wheel. We haven't been wet in a long time. Hey, y'all just keep saying it. I don't know. Great placement. Oh, give it to us. Give it to us. Give it to us.

Wheel reset. Oh, just dry. Booth was cheering hard for the wheel. Wheel hard. That would have been awesome. That would have been sick. It's getting smaller. Nice dry sick. It's getting smaller. Nice dry day.

It's getting smaller. It is. Nice dry day. Nice dry day. I also think next year's draft show, we should have a yak war room where people are competing in a case race simultaneously. We can just keep going back and forth, too. I know.

I would have done it with the Mamitas, but I like to have four or five of the Mamitas. That's my sweet spot over that time frame. They just go down so smoothly. You got in your bag last night. When the Eagles came through for you? I was having the time of my life. The Sixers came through, the Eagles came through,

and the Phillies swept. I was having a fucking blast last night. That was one of my favorite moments of the night is you finding out the A.J. Brown news and just being genuinely... Dude, because when your franchise gets a guy like that, you look at the whole roster differently. You'll feel

this someday. I swear to God you'll feel this emotion. You'll look up and down the roster and be like look at the possibilities that it opens. We don't even have to add offensive weapons now for the rest of the drafts. Also, A.J. Brown is 24. It's crazy he's 24. He's 24.

It's crazy he's 24. He's younger than Kenny Pickett. Isn't there that stat out there that Amari Cooper is – isn't Amari Cooper like – 27 or something? Yeah, he's like 27. Still young. And also, he and –

something crazy that they like. He and A.J. Brown didn't play – or no, he and – I don't know. I'm not lost. And Brown didn't play. Or no, he and, I don't know. I'm not lost. Him and D.K. didn't play. Someone help me. Someone help me. Him and D.K. didn't play.

Him and Elijah Moore didn't play. No. Mac Corral played with them. Sasser, you're wearing two different socks again, dude. I don't understand. Yeah, you are. They're like solid colors, so it's like you have the same like. So one of the socks is one of the socks you wore yesterday.

No, it's not. It's not that gray one? That right sock isn't. No, this is Adidas of the socks you wore yesterday. No, it's not. It's not that gray one? That right sock isn't? No, this is Adidas. I wore wool socks yesterday. Excuse me, my bad. They're always solid colors. That's almost the one to fight me.

No sweat? Dang, I'm looking. Can we get you some more socks, my brother? I don't want to see you like this. Yeah, we could. That would be awesome. And some underwear, too, would be nice. Because it is that time of year where, you know, your underwear gets...

Real smelly. We're zooming in on socks. I was saying stretched out. What if I told you that there was a package for underwear for you in the lobby? Oh, that'd be nice. That'd be awesome. I was looking through the mail yesterday. There it is.

The undies? The undies. The undies always looks out for us. What I was looking for is Amari Cooper and Calvin Ridley are the same age and they didn't play together at Alabama. Oh, yeah. Calvin Ridley was very old when he got to Alabama. Yeah.

That one blows my mind every time. They're both 27 years old. The fact that Amari Cooper's 27 years old makes no sense. What? Yeah. They're both 27, and they didn't play together. In my draft prep, one thing that didn't make the... When Drake London got to USC, there was someone who was nine years older than him on the team.

What? It doesn't even make sense. So nine whole years older than you. nine years older than him on the team. What? It doesn't even make sense. So nine whole years older than you. Nine years older? So he must have been 17 and there was a 25-year-old? Or a 26-year-old? Yeah, BYU for sure. Yeah, fuck yeah.

What a draft night. And we get to do it all again tonight. Steven, what's the war room going to look like tonight? What are you guys doing tonight? Are you not going to be best in the world tonight? You're just best in the world for the first round. My house world tonight? You're just best in the world for the first round. My house, couch. Yeah, just best in the world for the first round.

The props tonight are also much more limited. Sit on my laurels and go. I can't wait for Malik Willis to get drafted in the third round. If he gets drafted by the Seahawks, that's almost redemption. No, it's not. A little bit. The ultimate nine. No, no, no, no.

No, because it was completely made up. He had one ding to his armor, and he's going right back up to 100 strength right there. So bad. Seahawks pick. He can't be stopped. The best mock drafter in the world. The world. The universe, really.

Are you sure? Because what about that pigskin Paul guy that had Trayvon Walker going number one? He was the first one to have it. So is this like a fish march? This is real? Yeah, it's real. Why doesn't it say Barstool next to your name? Because it's a competing gambling site.

Got it. So there are a few. It's out of 128 people. Wow. We got the worst. Can we scroll down? So realistically, there's like someone out there who probably got Yeah, somebody out there. Yeah, Pigskin Paul.

Pigskin Paul. Some hungry sports blogger just destroyed Stephen Che. Next Stephen Che. Are you about to put a bounty if we can find a better draft than Stephen's? Uh-huh. I should be part of Barstow Idol finding the next draft. Listen, we should absolutely have a draft. When is the

Barstow Idol? June 20th to 24th. Brandon, are you going to be in Omaha the whole time? No, I'm not going to that unless Mississippi State goes. They're not going this year. We're not growing the game. I thought you were going no matter what. I guess the game's just going to grow. You go for a week.

Don't speak that into existence, please. My lease is up that week, so I've got to be moving. I don't know i'll be here for idle though you didn't have fun last year i had a great time because we won a championship but if we had lost the championship y'all didn't win nc state got screwed that was a mickey mouse title you won they lost nc state got screwed and vanderbilt got the reward we beat vanderbilt's ass so we we played the mouse title we played the requisite amount of games mickey mouse on our fault nc state got screwed against vanderbilt vanderbilt's ass, so we played the requisite amount of games. Mickey Mouse title. On our fault, NC State got screwed against Vanderbilt.

Vanderbilt's the one that benefited from that, and then we beat the shit out of Vanderbilt. So good for us. NC State would have killed you guys. They weren't even very good. They just beat a choking Arkansas team in the Supers. Oh, no. Chris Sims.

He got two right. What? He got two? How do you get two right? Oh, no. Oh, Chris Sims. Oh, fuck. Chris Sims has

been going into contrarian stuff in the last year or two, though. How do you fuck up that bad? Bucky Brooks only got four right? Oh, no, Steven. That's the homie. Brad Weiss only got three you fucked chris sims up steven yeah i did joe marina wait hold on i want to see the big names down at the bottom i want to see more big names down at the bottom wait what what is the what are the categories

again so there's a bunch of different ones so if you ch? On this side, if you add up the aggregates, they do slot. If you had the specific rank of the position, et cetera. By those metrics, it's different. So I'm 12th. Oh, what? Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're just now getting here. Can we sort by total, please?

Can we sort by total? Scroll up. This is total. Scroll up and look at the total? Scroll up. This is total. Scroll up and look at the reasoning. Hold on. This is total. And where's Stephen Che, the best mock draft? That doesn't seem like you're the best mock drafter in the world.

Go to team. No, no, no, no, no. The best mock drafter in the world should be number one. This is not that. Okay, so then go positions. Sort by positions. Oh, Che. No, go by team.

So wait, you're the best mock drafter in one category. The most important. Okay, so then go positions. Sort by positions. Oh, shit. No, go by team. So wait, you're the best mock drafter in one category. The most important. No. Total. Total is. So Steven benefited because he had Jermaine Johnson going to the Jets at 10. And then he didn't go there.

Then the Jets traded back in and got him at 26. So it's like he was right on the team there, but he would get lower points for accuracy. You did not have the best mock draft. I did. By a large portion. He was precise but not accurate, I think. Jay, I'll still be on your side. Thank you, Sass.

I don't want you to lose this. You had the Jets going 10. You had Sass going 2. He's mocked in the top 10 for almost every mock draft. Jay, do you think all those people are looking at the list? Like, who the fuck is Stephen Che? Oh, they know. Oh, they do.

He is the one who knocks. Are you looking at Charlie Campbell? Stephen, top 15 is not bad. Wait, but Charlie Campbell. You were top 15. Well, that was depressing. I don't know, bro. Actually, today is Tim Klein's funeral. So, yeah, RIP to Tim Klein.

Buy the shirts. Buy the shirts. Definitely buy the shirts. It's hard timing on the... I mean, if people didn't read Rico's blog, if they haven't seen Roan tweet about it,

it's very, very tragic. A hell of a guy. The guy was in the office last week. Thursday, yeah. Thursday, we were just... I talked to him. I gave him a box

of part of my flakes to use for a fundraiser. Yeah, what's box A part of my flakes To use for a fundraiser Yeah what's crazy Is they were in here Getting stuff for a fundraiser For his best friend Who died in the line of fire In 2019

And they were like Come up to the lake Like at the Come up to the lake In September For the fundraiser Like we have We're fishing

We do the cornhole stuff Or whatever And they were just like Good nice dudes We hung out for a little bit And it's sad as fuck so definitely buy buy the shirts uh all the rock away we got the pictures of him at the we're gonna put a picture up behind the bar and stuff like that he also they they uh went to his house

afterwards uh like his girlfriend was staying there and they went to his house to go see his girlfriend and he had like uh a bunch of like barstool stickers all on his fridge he just loved barstool he was like he he was like he didn't even say to to the other like firefighters because like they would like clown him for like how much he like loved barstool and so it's like due to like barstool that much it's like the fact that we could hang out with him that we saw how how good of a guy he was uh he he got to have a good time at the office. I'm happy that we had that memory, and it's a tragic thing for him and everybody that knows him, the whole community.

Yeah, so please buy a shirt. All the proceeds go to his family. Yeah. I'm fine. Tragic. Kind of puts into perspective, like, when guys are just walking around talking about being the best mock draft guys.

Yeah. Doesn't matter at all. Death happens in life. Some things, yeah. Yeah. So you – The actual top one. I would actually –

Tim Klein, knowing how big of a stoolie he was, I think he actually said this to me. He's like, if I ever pass away, I just want to make sure that you don't let Stephen Chey ever claim he's the number one mock drafter. I do. Will you please? Tim Klein said that to me.

Will you please? Will you please right now in this moment? That's very busy. Tim Klein said that to me. Will you please? Will you please right now in this moment? That's not true. He literally said it to me. That's not true. I remember that. Yeah. I don't think Sass would tell a lie.

Are you all right, Brandon? You can't say that. Yeah, I can because Tim Klein's in heaven right now watching the yak and laughing his ass off. All right, fair enough. His death to take Stephen Che down a peg. He's like, thank you, big cat. Thank you that I didn't want to leave a world where Stephen Che is fucking drunk with power. He's just up there, get his ass, big cat.

Keep going at him. Get his ass. Can you pull up the thing one more time? What thing? The ranking. The sorting that he just did. I mean, it's a full category. Okay, but wouldn't this Charlie Campbell guy be the top?

Because he's number two in this category. Correct. He's aggregate the best mock draft, not even close. Not even close. We need to have, like, a VORP for this. We need to have like a vorp for this. We need to have like... There is. The total points.

Why is there a 12 next to your name and there's a one? Because they go off like a weird scoring system. But as far as teams... This is how Jokic is becoming the MVP because of motherfuckers like you who are going to move the goalposts so much. It's like, no, look at the most important metric.

Yeah, I love how you're like, they go off weird scoring systems, but my specific scoring system has me number one. Okay, and then if you go to – oh, wait, we already did the total. Can we get Charlie Campbell on the act? Yeah, I'd love to. I'm sure. He used to write for Pew Report.

I mean, he's got some great sources. They're really good with tracking draft visits. So, yeah, he's going to be plugged in. I would like to just say right now you do not have – you are not the best in the world. You're 12th, which is good. You're among the best in the world. 12th is good, dude. Give me the total ranked again.

Someone tweeted at me that there is some other draft ranker site I was unaware of. They have like a little under 5,000 followers that ranks a bunch, but you have to submit it to them. He said, dude, if you submit it to them, you're the number one by far how many of these guys unfortunate that you didn't do that how many of these guys these big guys are submitting their draft no there's some big guys on there Mel Kiper you almost beat him but he beat you I mean he's the greatest I mean I get the teams thing though why would like 13 teams over 11 teams seems yeah but he like ron says right he had no he had the jermaine johnson at the 10th and then they traded back into the first round and took him at like 26 you shouldn't get credit for that like kairi elam 25th pick to the bill

23rd pick the bills i had him mocked 25th they jumped up two spots to get him that counts but that's a little different because that's like two spots and they they were literally jumping to get him, that counts. But that's a little different because that's like two spots and they were literally jumping to get that guy. Jermaine Johnson, everyone passed on him. You had him going 10th. That doesn't count. Fine, take that away. I still win. No, he got total points.

He does. He wins teams, though. Not total points. Oh, he's still up. Yeah, but nobody else had 12. It was 13 to 11. Not total points. It's lonely up here at the top.

The best in the world. This is why. I hope you feel happy that you're doing this on Tim Klein's funeral when you know he didn't like your mock drafts. He'll be happy that the number one mock draft guy in the world is a Barstool guy. He was a big Barstool guy. Definitely a Barstool guy. Disrespectful of him, Steven. This guy's stupid.

Super disrespectful. He really is. I sometimes will get tweets being like, you're being too hard on Che, and I'm like, no, I'm not being hard enough. If anything, I should put my kids up for adoption and devote my life to taking Steve and Che down. I need to focus.

Yeah, I need more focus. Focus in. I have too many other things going on in my life. This man is... Jesus Christ. I'll put PMT on pause for six months. I really do. A passion project.

I'm going to fucking ruin this guy, Stephen Chay. Every pick I gave out on PMT also hit. Listen, I'm not worried about it. Stephen Chay, good job. Thank you. Let's just hope it doesn't rain anytime soon. Why, what is that? Flood zone.

The levees even. Flood zone. A little flood zone. It is the rainy season. April showers do bring May flowers. Annually flood. Can we do a rain dance? You want to bring in the curses?

All right. For Che, I'm in. We do not want that. I probably have one for the year. I'm in for the Che. Oh, I love it. I'm in. We do not want that. I probably have one for the year. I'm in for the Che. Oh, I love it. I love it. All right, what else we got going, boys?

You guys, I'm sure already talked about Sass's video. Yeah, we did. It was funny as fuck. I think it's his, not to gas the boy, I think it's his best video ever. I think it's his best video ever. I still can't believe that he was even a little bit hesitant, because I watched it, and I was like, instantly, that is the funniest thing I've seen tonight. I know.

And I would be worried if I were him about ever making something better. Did you peak? I don't know. I don't really care. Holy fuck. You care a little bit.

Not at all. Has your life changed though? No. I just want to welcome you. Not a little. Not even a little. What? Welcome you to the two Fridays in a row

that members of the Yak have done two million video views. Fuck yeah. And you, brother. Actually, my life did change a little bit. I got invited to a Stu Feiner party. After this video that you just did. The video that 2 million views video.

And Molly followed up looking for the address to the comedy show. Oh, really? Fuck yeah. Yeah, we had Meatball Molly here yesterday. Yeah, we had a great episode yesterday, surprisingly. The boys pulled it off. Why surprisingly? You guys are studs.

I actually wasn't surprised. Brandon was getting in my head, though. For what? How? He was like, we're going to take calls. No. Yeah, I was like, fuck it. We'll take calls one time.

That is your bread and butter. Yeah, when you don't have anything. Are we sneakily becoming back to a radio station? Are we? You take calls. Keegs takes calls kfc takes calls that's the easiest thing to do on on when you have an hour a day to fill on sling to it my original pitch was you know fine bomb on barstool so that's that's taking calls did you talk about that dude who ranked you as the 17th best uh media personality i did football he was wrong 16 times before. You talked so much shit on that guy, and then he said that...

I hate that guy. You mean that was the top 100 list? Yeah, it was the top 100. He put you on it? 17, yeah. Which makes you claim number one now, actually. Or were you originally on it? I was on the list that he put out. Where the fuck was I? 17's pretty strong. You should be on there. I should be 12.

No, you couldn't be over me. You're not over me. But I... I am. Not in college football, but I should... There's some fucking boys in the office.

Hell yeah. You get the boys in here? I think those are Erica's boys. It's Saturdays for the boys. Those are our audience. It's a pack. Yeah. The boys are...

People Brandon Walker fans. There's nothing like... What if they were all Tommy Walker fans? They probably all were like Snitty fans. Yeah. I was about to say something that was going to be taken out of context and be very creepy, and I'm not going to say it anymore. Good.

I kind of feel like you could have just not said it. You set the bar a little bit. Yeah. It feels like it was right on the borderline where you could still say it. There's nothing like the energy of a pack of 10-year-old boys. Oh, there really isn't. There's just something about the vibes. Dicky little.

Yeah, they all got lax shirts on. Under armor. The second they get here, they run the building. Yeah, and you could ask, what are your thoughts on Russell Westbrook? He's a fucking bum. Loser. Westbrook. Yeah, right. They got great takes. They got great energy. like Russell Westbrook he's a fucking bum loser Westbrook yeah right

they got great takes they got great energy like it's that that point in their life where they haven't even thought about girls so it's just about

the brotherhood they're also surprisingly smart they'll say some shit and it's like ooh I didn't realize you had that I thought you were a full idiot

we might need some 10 year old boys on this show that would be awesome just the vibe off of them we do that once a year with Tommy. I mean, that's one of our best shows. And it works, yeah.

Like, we should be like Barcelona and, like, have, like, a feeder system of, like, young kids. Like, we could get a kid in, like, and sign them really early. Like, we could sign them. The Yak Juniors? Yeah, Yak Juniors. Yak La Masia? Yeah, exactly. It's just like, oh, this kid's going to be a conversationalist in nine years once he gets called up to the big club.

And then, like, a 16-year-old gets called up and it's like, oh, my God, he can run. Oh, fuck. And it's also very funny because there's always, whenever there's, like, a pack of, like, 10-year-old boys, there's one that's, like, six feet tall and there's one that's, like, 4'2". And it's just great. But they are fucking boys. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. I was a camp counselor for four years. Ten was the last year we had them. We had a really tall kid and a really short kid. Yeah, that's just how it goes with the. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I was a kid counselor for four years. 10 was the last year we had them. We had a really tall kid and a really short kid. Yeah, that's just how it goes with the pack of wild boys. 10's a chaotic age. We should really, yeah, we should all find ourselves our own boy. Yeah, 10X.

I have a steady supply of them in my house. Yeah, but we should get, like, everyone has to produce one 10-year-old boy to fill in for a Yak Jr. show. I would be selling on that. I think my cousin's 10. I think I have a 10-year-old boy to fill in for a Yacht Junior show. I would be so in on that. I think my cousin's 10. I think I have a 10-year-old cousin. I have no access to 10-year-olds. You got to.

You know a 10. You can get it. You can get it. Damn, how funny would that be? And he's really short, my cousin. He'd be the short one. And just let him go. Yeah.

He's super athletic, though. He's fast. Soda Caceres? Yeah. Would you try to find a 10 year old big cat and would you you know somebody sitting in a middle chair yeah it'd be so it would be awesome dude how sick would it be they all took our spots yes that would be awesome one day you just tune in to dress them like us yeah it's like a freaky friday yeah it's just there's one little fucking kid who's

like everyone's like hey we should go egg a car in the Sass Boys. Like, I don't know. We're just groomers at this point. We could get arrested. We're groomers. Mischief, though. I think even just a picture of that would be hilarious. Fuck, we need to do it.

All right, put it on the list. Who's got the list? There's got to be some actors out there that we could get. No, not him. No, Steven, you got the list. Put it on the list. We've got to find a – Put boys on the list. Oh, 10-year-old Steven would be the worst. There are a lot of 10-year-old Stevens.

We need to – put it on your list. We need to – everyone needs to find one 10-year-old boy in their place. Approximately. For a Yak Jr. show. Oh, that'd be funny. Yeah. You haven't been paying attention at all. You've been looking at drafts yet,

haven't you? No, I've been cutting up a social club. Yeah, I already want to put 10-year-olds in the locker. Are you the social club? I want a swirly 10-year-old. A 10-year-old you is going to have to put in. Oh, they have to behave like us? Yeah, we have to be us. Same energy. I've got to go down south to get mine. I've got to go to a Philly

scumbag. I know where they are. I can get mine. I've got to go to a Philly scumbag. I know where they are. I can find them. I can mine them. I don't know. Jack Jr. The actor is hilarious. 10 years younger than you.

It's true. Not that big of a difference. Yeah, you're... I'm more similar in age with them than I am with them. It's like a contemporary of yours. And me, yeah. Anybody in this room, brother. Yeah, that're... I'm more similar in age with them than I am with them. It's like a contemporary of yours. And me, yeah. Anybody in this room, brother. Yeah, that's really weird.

If you were to find an age gap that's the exact same as me to you, you would be finding a five-year-old. Yeah. I would not be able to do. I don't know any five-year-olds. Yeah. And the age gap between me to you is not born yet. Yeah.

Yep. Is that true? Yeah. I'm you is not born yet. Yeah. Yep. Is that true? Yeah. I'm 43. He's 21. Yeah. So it'll be a 22-year age gap. So it's pregnant women right now.

What about that, Sass? In like 18 years, you're hosting the Yak. I'm retired, and my son is sitting in your chair. I've been dead 10 years. Or your son's sitting in your your chair and sass is sitting over everyone's still talking about that video he made 2022 draft yeah it's never been the same oh man everything's been down he tries it seven years later and he's the number one pick the same video but it didn't really hit like that was your ice ice baby got 400 likes you're done

you're done for you're cooked gotta buy a mansion off this or have it repossessed like master p or some shit like that are you gonna pay rent how you gonna pay rent dudes one of the worst ad lib lines he did a good job filming i was worried that he was gonna really fuck it up that's fucked up dude he did a good job for you. No, I know. I just said he did a good job. Dukes is the one person you can say that, and he's like, yeah, you're right. The ad lib, Rowan, of how you're going to pay rent

after he just got drafted in the NFL is pretty wild. Yeah, Dukes, to explain Dukes, for people who listen to Pick'Em, Dylan Sadeyes, who Dave liked to yell at because he always fucked up, got a new job somewhere outside of Barstool. So we had to replace him. And I went up to Dukes and I was like, hey, we need to replace Dylan.

And we're looking for someone who will just fuck up all the time and just take it. And he's like, yeah, I'm in. You knew exactly who to go to. You got your man. Yeah, he didn't take it as an insult at all. He's like, yeah, yeah, no, that's me. I'm in. Dukes is fresh out of the 90s. Yeah, he is. He it as an insult at all. He's like, yeah, yeah, no, that's me. I'm in. He was just fresh out of the 90s.

Yeah, he is. He's like. California 90s. It's like a home improvement. Yeah, boy meets world. Yeah. Yeah, that type of shit, which is a great compliment. Like a mixture of all the sons on home improvement.

Yeah. Yeah, he really is. Mostly Brad. Mostly Brad. A little Spicoli. No Mark at all. Summer Andy. All right. All right. All right. mostly brad a little spicoli no mark at all summer andy um all right all right all right i love everyone yep great draft show brandon you saved the day thank you you're the most

incredible person i've ever been i appreciate that one compliment's fine leave it at one if gay marriage was legal i'd end it with a period you don't have to it wasn't wrong it wasn't something god damn wrong I'd marry you on the spot I'd marry your ass tonight uh yeah but we'll be so next week

uh the four of us will be here Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday Thursday we'll be again Sass, Brandon, and Taylor I don't know if we'll be

I might be going to Texas with Roan alright you're going to Texas? I'm going to Texas for uh you said that a quick neighborhood eat on the way to Vegas.

When are you going? Vegas Tuesday night. I think Wednesday night. Oh, okay. So Wednesday night. We might have me and Frank. Yeah, maybe Jerry. And then Friday we have a tape show that was very, very funny.

And we find out a ton of shit. I've been wanting to talk about like auctions. It's like, I can't talk about that until the tape show is out because I'm referencing something that doesn't exist. I have a lot to say about auctions. Correct. That you do, my friend. Yes. All right.

See everyone Monday. Have a great weekend. Bye. Bye. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. Perfect.