The Yak - The Return Of KB's Wild | The Yak 6-13-22

Episode Date: June 13, 2022

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Yo! Yo! Of course, KB's not here for KB's Wild. That's the wild part. Yo. Yo. Of course, KB's not here for KB's Wild. That's the wild part. Yeah. I was thinking about it.

We have really put ourselves in a precarious situation with KB's Wild. Which I like. This is not a complaint. This is just more a statement of fact. KB could just do anything. Like KB's Wild, Nick has to suck everyone's dick We've given the rabbit the gun There are no rules to KB's wild

Look at him just lugging a heavy ass bag Down the hallway Like a magician who's on the road Two, three bags He's coming in with three bags A literal bag of tricks The funniest part about KB's wild is It's costing him so much money

Yeah that's true The wild part is KB's wild is it's costing him so much money. Yeah, that's true. The wild part is KB can't afford it. Whip around the mouthpiece of the camelback. Yeah, we haven't cleaned out that camelback. That's disgusting. There's a lot of shit that I had to do this morning that people could have done. You should have asked.

I would have easily helped you. I know. It's my thing. What yeah what kind of things can people have helped well i've been spending like probably like 250 total on the last two kb's wild is bankrupting you did you get me another camelback a new one no it's you're using that one that's disgusting damn how are you even gonna out? You got to power wash that camelback. Yeah, I mean. Can I just put a plastic bag in there and drink out of it?

You can do whatever. Appreciate you. You don't have to do this. I'm going to, and I do. You do. I got people, like, threatening me, like, it's Monday. You're doing it Monday. Fathers of four.

You're going to have to do this Monday. And I'm like, fuck. Because Tuesday, yeah, it would have been better Tuesday. It would have been much better. I got home at like 1 from my flight. You were in the hospital. My wedding. I got no sleep, but I woke up. It's going to be a little messy.

No sleep. Woke up. Are you still in weddings are fun territory? It was good to see my friends for the first time in two years, but I'm not into the theatrics. I went to one and it was like Friday was rehearsal was awesome. Got very, very drunk. And then Saturday, I forgot like how much it sucks getting in a suit, sitting in the sun. Sweating my ass off.

Yeah, just having to do the orderly, like, all right, here we watch the ceremony, then we go stand around and eat appetizers, then we sit down and have dinner. I can't be caged. Sitting in the sun is bullshit. Oh, I got diced. I'm like a fruitilized by the sun.

Open bars do not get me drunk. What? What? You have to pay to play. Yeah, I don't know how they're mixing them. I just get tired. Maybe you need to do straight alcohol, or maybe beers would be at least regulated.

Yeah, I don't know. You're off the beers, though. I am. I don't agree with your tummy. I don't. Were you actually in the hospital, or do you not want to say? No, I faked that.

That's so whack. I was hoping you were fucked up in the hospital. Yeah. Went to Pebble Beach on Saturday. Whoa, how was that? For lunch. How was it? It was great.

Is it a beach or is it a golf club? Golf club. Really? Jim Nance lives there. Really? Yeah, he lives on the grounds. Was he there? No.

But there was like a Jim Nance Vineyard Vine store. He has his own store? Yeah, it'd be funny if he worked it in the off season. He was actually checking people out. Just a pushy guy as soon as you walk in. He's like, do you need any help? I'm just browsing, Jim. It's a weird setup, though, because everyone sits on the 18th for lunch, and then if someone hits a good shot, everyone cheers.

Really? I cheered a couple times. Yeah, look. Sweet. There it is. The Jim Nance Collection. The Jim Nance Collection. Wow.

I'm more of a bird dogs guy myself. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. My shirt. I got mine on. Zaz got his on. By the way, Snoot, our shirt's coming out tomorrow. Oh, my God.

Our sick. Tomorrow's Yak Merch Day. Tomorrow's Yak Merch Day. We're going to... I think we have, like like four t-shirts dropping. Yeah, we'll gamify it. We'll give away some free shirts in the chat. What?

Yeah. We'll gamify it. We'll figure out a way to do it. I'm very excited. All right, so Jeff D'Lo is here. We're going to get to KB's Wild. Kate is coming in in a minute. She's finishing up CBT.

Oh, yeah, yeah. I forgot about this segment. Sass is. And shout out to Kate. She helped a lot with this Oh nice She has a lot of ideas Okay

I might just give her the floor For some of them She carried Friday's show too She brought ideas She brought in some supplies Great prepper She ran out to the grocery store today The supermarket

Fuck yes Which one was it? We do need her The grocery store Why the chain? Both I know I'm gonna get shit I know the heads are gonna be like

What you call it? Why the chain? It's a supermarket around here right? I grew up grocery store? Why the chain? I know I'm going to get shit. I know the heads are going to be like, what you call it? Why the chain? It's a supermarket around here, right? I grew up grocery store. I'm grocery. They're both. That's one of those things you could say either. Nobody's going to be.

No one will be. Wait, wait. Do you call? People get pissed about that. You're from close to Pittsburgh. Carl? A shopping cart, a buggy? Call it a buggy.

No, no, no. Never that. I always called it a buggy, and I got clowned so hard for that. What's the grocery store in L.A.? Carl? No. Ralph's? Ralph's. I just never that. I always called it a buggy, and I got clowned so hard for that. That's a shopping cart. What's the grocery store in L.A.? Carl? No. Ralph's?

Ralph's. I just love that. Or Pavilions? I just love the fact that there's a Ralph's. Sprouts, yep. Ralph's is good. Yeah, that's just a good name. I'm going to head down to Ralph's.

I used to work at a grocery store, right? Yeah, I was a carryout. I made tips. Yeah? Not good, but like, like $1 at a time. Not many people get tipped at grocery stores.

You ever like, hopefully someday I can graduate to a supermarket. I wanted to do the games. There was a game, like speed bagging. Oh, like a competition. Like,

oh, we should do supermarket sweeps. That would be fun. That'd be a lot of fun. That would be awesome. Set up a little grocery in here. We should do bodega sweets. Can we turn this studio into a bodega?

Or we'll just go to a bodega and film it. Yeah, there is one next door, huh? One of my favorite videos of yours, Dan. Oh, yeah, when we went for the Big Papi Home Run Derby. Yeah, we tried to make salsa out of bodega, whatever we could find in bodega. All right, Jeff DeLosio. Salsa in Latin, no whatever we find in bodega. All right, Jeff DeLosio. What's up?

I'm not saying it Latin enough. You have some Spanish. Salsa. No, bodega. Bodega. That's pretty good. That sounded racist. You got to roll your R.

Bodega. Rega. Salsa. Rega. Salsa. But yes, Jeff. Jeff. Welcome back.

Jeff. Week three in the books. All people want to do. All people did this. So the dozen is past everyone's brain now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All people want to talk about is being the inside joke for Big Cat. Yeah, which, by the way, I want to just.

Endlessly. I just wanted to be clear. You can't force to be an inside joke. No. No, which means the purpose. Some guy just said like a word to me. He's like, yes. I was like, what?

He's like, that could be the inside joke. I'm like, no. No. No, no no no no no no you get no it's got to be naturally your way inside has a word like a weird word like a hand shout out to that guy that is yeah i'm making fun of that guy yeah it's grapes it's joke rape yeah joke rape don't joke rape us go grape yeah i'm gonna yell right okay all right so let's see it ck did see the pictures too, please?

Okay. Can we try to guess what some of them are? They're not that crazy. They're pretty straightforward. There's one on here we can't get into because I don't want to bring people into this who don't work here. Oh, I do. No, I don't. I wouldn't be fair. Yeah, but I do.

Well, they're in there. He's also in there. But you're on this show. First, it is not in my – but the three fellas here I've seen, this guy is a legend. He is like the – he is the Jersey Shore mascot. He can't be public? I don't want to. All right, wait.

So we're not showing the pictures? I don't want to roast – I'm not trying to roast him. I'm not making – no. I don't have a – I didn't post a picture. Okay, all right. Cool, cool, cool. There is one guy. They saw it.

Nick, KB and Owen saw him. He is like – he looks like the mascot of the Jersey Shore. Wait, so you guys are on the inside now? Incredible. I guess, cool. There is one guy. They saw it. Nick, KB, and Owen saw him. He looks like the mascot of the Jersey Shore. Wait, so you guys are on the inside now? I guess, yeah. What type of Clive Owen shit is this? The point is I've got to stay on the outside but learn of the inside and then show up and have memorized. Will it work if I show up to the Jersey Shore later on this summer

after memorizing all the friendship moments of the summer? In my small group of 20 people. I've been here. But, again, people now, that's all people want. They're like, hey, I want to be part of that inside joke thing. Yeah, you can't do that. I'm going to bring a flash card when I come down with all the inside jokes. All right, let's see this weekend.

A wristband like a quarterback. Not as crazy this week. All right, make this inside joke we covered always rock. Always rock. That's in a quote. That's in a quote. I'm going to be honest. I'm not sure why I put the rock in quotes.

It could just be always rock. Or it could be like you're always bricked up. Yeah, you're always rock hard. Always rock. Is it a music? No, it's not. Is it about the literal rock from the ground? Rock, paper, scissors maybe. Is it about the literal rock from the ground? Oh, rock, paper, scissors, maybe.

Roan nailed it. Roan got it. Roan's got it. Let's test it out. Here we go. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Alright, okay, yeah. They were playing the game across the bar. Loser buys drinks and my one buddy only throws rock. Alright, wait, hold on one more time just to make sure.

If you see him, you can get free drinks. Just throw paper. Got it. Alright. Paper is a little gay. He mixes remixes of the... Rock is the only one I would throw. Yeah. Especially in a club full of hoes, I'm not throwing

anything but rock. As a hetero male, I'm only throwing rock. Oh yeah. I'm throwing gun. Okay, so remixing the Upside Down is Right Side Up. No, that's just a... I didn't want to put the whole... Is that the Diana Ross track?

No, it's the Jack Johnson for Curious George. Upside, will you turn me? Can you play us nine seconds of it, please, TJ? Is it the Jack Johnson Curious George song? That's not the song.

It's a reference to a pop culture thing happening right now. Oh, okay, all right. So never mind, TJ. Yes. All right, next up. It's the Kate Bush song. Everyone's a reference to a pop culture thing happening right now. Oh, okay. All right, so never mind, TJ. Yes. All right, next up. It's the Kate Bush song.

They remixed it. Every DJ this weekend remixed that Kate Bush song from Stranger Things. Great season, by the way. I haven't watched it yet. Yeah, really good. Speaking of Kate Bush. 2 a.m. Grail Race? Yeah.

What are grails? That's the specialty drink at DJ's. Okay, I knew that. Yeah, Fun Anthony gave me one and I sipped it and that's the big mistake. Not chugging that.

Yeah. I just sipped it. Fun Anthony asks for you every weekend. He's the man. It's Fat Anthony, right? Oh, no. Fun Anthony.

He's watching right now. He's watching right now. Boys, I'm not going to lie. Anthony, don't... Boys. Forgive him. I'm not going to lie. Anthony, don't. Boys. Forgive him. I'm not going to lie. I just inside joked you guys.

Yeah, he did. That's a pick-up joke. I always call him fat Anthony. Let me in. Then Rico has to explain it's fun, Anthony, but also he's large. There's got to be room for four. He's a big dude, yeah. I'm like, oh, so he's not fat.

He's like, well. Also very tall. I've met him before. He's a good dude. Very good dude. He's fun. And he has fun he's any hats he's the leader of fun but is he fat see this is i got you guys yeah see i got you in the corner all right here we go next up you're a veteran yeah oh please i've been doing these for a while do you hang out with glenny while you're down there or do do you split off? Glennie.

We did. No, people want more Glennie talk. I'm just wondering. Not me. Not me. Did you fuck? You didn't fuck this weekend? Did you eat?

Did you have anything to eat? Well. A little snack? Sushi bar? My boy. A little raw bar? Is that jokes? Oh, yeah.

A little bit. He said a little bit. We do our own. A couple rolls. We do our own. You and I kind of go our separate ways. You and I kind of do our own thing. You got one spicy tuna roll. Yeah.

Yeah, that's it. I made one side. Yes, I made one side. That's my sushi order. Hell no. We're just now talking in full code. Okay, next up. Bougie breath?

Boat breath I had a friend I had a friend who was making out with somebody And he wanted to stop But she said he tasted like marble gold And said it was worth the make out I'm not a cigarette guy But I did think that was funny Okay, so my plan for that one is going to be

I'm going to find that friend And I'm going to offer her a marble gold. Yeah, that's a good one. Week three, remember? Ogie tongue-in-cheek shit. Yeah! Okay, next up. DJ? That's my guy. That's my guy.

That's the guy we can't... It's incredible. His name's DJ? No, I just think that's... I like that you're keeping one of these jokes so far inside we don't even get to... Yeah. You'll meet him and there'll be a picture with it to you and it's going to be incredible. I'll know. Okay. All right.

But you can't put the picture out. Yeah, but can't put the picture out. You will have that picture. I just... I don't want to like... I don't want to bring it, you know... Oh, I will. I'll bring him.

I'll bring him. I'll bring him. Yeah. I'll sign a release. Maybe bring a release next time. I actually think he's like an actor, so maybe... So maybe bring a release. This could be...

It could be good for him. Okay, next up. Okay, come on. The calling button better be about the power ballad maybe bring a release. It could be good for him. Okay, next up. Okay, come on. The calling button better be about the power ballad calling by Alesso. It is. No, no, no, no. It is. That'll be the band to call.

Because it's like no matter what, it was like Fiesta Night. I'm like, they're going to play calling. They played it like 10 times. Okay. Nice. That's not even better than Levels. Oh. Here we go.

There were your three seconds for everyone watching on YouTube. I was about to go in. Yeah, me too. Oh. Oh. Oh. Surrender, all right, Sam. I would have sat up.

You just got kind of. Okay, what else? Last one. That's not even. Last one's just a drink. Let's see here. Cold brew cocktails. I mean, that's fun. Let's see here. Cold brew cocktails. I mean, that's fun.

Very good. Yeah. The Parker House. Okay. That's Khan's place. Maybe some of the pictures? Captain Khan's domain, but they just sell,

they just sell cold brew cocktails now. Why did this girl get front billing? Because Jeff looks good. Can we see the other picture? I think I did look, I looked okay in that one. No, you have a nice dimple showing though. Thank you.

Yeah. Wow. though. Thank you. Wow. Okay. Good ratio. Ad ratio. Ad ratio. That one. He's my homies. I don't like that.

Okay. All right. Hey, Bush. I feel like it was there. Whoa. Wow, that's cool. They got a photo booth now. Yeah, I like that.

Very cool. Holy fuck. Okay. I'm going to green screen the photo booth now. Yeah, I like that. Very cool. Holy fuck. Okay. I'm going to green screen the photo booth so I don't even have to go to DJs. Oh, wow. That's a good picture. Is that no filter? That's art.

Is that Oklahoma City sky? It's got to be. Is that a thing that I missed, by the way? I saw she was getting roasted over Oklahoma sky. Well, I mean, they have the best sky. Everyone knows that. That is a crazy thing for people to say. Do more stars. It's obviously Tennessee, they have the best sky. Everyone knows that. That is a crazy thing for people to say. Do more stars.

It's obviously Tennessee. Tennessee has the best sky. Nick liked the photo. Montana. Yeah. Yeah, Big Sky. Look at those likes on that comment. Too big. On God. You won't post without me liking. Live yakking August from DJs. Thank you, Jeff. We appreciate it.

Weekend 3 in the books. Looked like fun. Good time. Wish I was Yes. Thank you, Jeff. We appreciate it. Weekend three in the books. Looked like fun. Good time. Yeah. Wish I was there. I will be there. If the weekend sucks, and I hope it doesn't, are you still going to do a post? Yeah, but it'll be about it sucking.

Okay. Yeah, if it rains. I think I'm going to see him. Oh, I got it. This next weekend. Barstool Reeg's cousin is part of my friend group down there. Yep. Wow. I'm actually sure Reeg's, and he's a good time. Is he a good time? Oh, yeah part of my friend group down there. Yep. Wow. He's a good time.

Is he a good time? Yeah. Yeah, he's up there. He's a good time. He's up there with blogger cousins. One of the top blogger cousins. Thanks, everyone. All right.

Thank you, Jeff. Thank you, Jeff. Love you. A little window into the world. We're doing the Brandon Walker show. Oh, yeah. Oh, you're doing that side. Okay, great.

Kate is here. Roll, yeah. Oh, you're doing that side. Okay, great. Kate is here. Rolled in. Yeah. You didn't dismiss some inside jokes. You're okay. Okay, I was still politely laughing along with everything. Yeah, that was fine. And then I figured out what was going on.

Yeah. Weekend recap. If I were to say to you right now, always rock, you would be so lost. But I would know. Right. Always rock. You probably guessed that. Always rock.

Always rock. Always rock. That's what Always rock. Always rock. That's what they say down at DJ's. Said you were remixing your Bush as well. Yes, always. Always. Okay, should we get into it? Yes.

Apologies in advance. I'm going to have to wing some things and improvise. It might be a little sloppy. Can I ask, did you get my email about the wheel? Yep. Okay, thank you. Should we spin the regular wheel first just to get it out of the way? Might as well, yeah.

As we clear the ledger. Up on KB's Wild. Oh, my God. Wow. The boy would be a speed. He would have no money left. It's the drill tweet. Rent, food, and then like $6,000 a month on KB's Wild.

Let me tweet that from the yak. Someone help with KB's finances. thousand dollars a month on kb's wild let me tweet that from the yak someone help me with someone help with kb's finances i offered someone a large sum of money to come in for this for a segment really they denied it was it was a tough ass is it the price bagel boss i think i might get who was bagel to get them was it rapaport eventually wait a minute no i don't say it then don't have to buy a flight from arizona, that today is the anniversary of the Sun tweet. Uh-huh. What?

Uh-huh. Is it really? Wow. Everything adds up. I listened to that clip of you and Caleb. That was great. It was just funny as fuck. Just everybody's OG.

It was on the Barstool Radio. Riggs, Coley, and Caleb. Now all moved to different corners of the country. Fucking Sun. Closer to the Sun. Some farther away. Actual different corners of the country. I'm closer to the sun. I'm farther away. Actual different corners. We need someone in Seattle. Finish it off.

Okay, spin the real wheel. Whoa. That is not a lot of red. No, it's getting close, boys. Oh, my hot chip hasn't showed up yet. Oof. Okay. Fuck.

So... Wow, hot chip will be funny. Wait, everybody close your eyes. Let's do it blind. Oh! Is everyone doing it? When do we open? When do we open?

Somebody say when. I'll whisper it. It feels dry. When they clap. Oh, you can... It feels dry. Hi. Hi.

I'll try. Dang, I kind of wanted something. I wanted a hot chip or something. We're going to get something soon. I mean, we have to, unless it's a wheel reset. That's the nature of the beast. Okay, so KB, where do you want to start? Go to birddogs.com and use promo code YAK.

I'm wearing bird dogs right now. Do we have Gatorade? We have Revitalite. I forgot. No. Revitalite. You need me to we have Gatorade? We have Revitalite. I forgot. No. Revitalite. You need me to go get Gatorade. I have no Gatorade.

I have the Red Bull and the Devil Springs. Well, the Revitalite is like Gatorade. Oh, we're doing the Devil Springs again. This is the same thing. I mean, we could swap with Revitalite. It wouldn't be KB's Death Mix. No, I mean, if it's KB's Death Mix, yeah. Yeah, I don't want you to sell out.

I don't want Devil Springs today. What do you mean? I'm sure I'm going to have to have something. I was asked for this on a Monday. Yeah. That is right.

True. I don't want it. Okay, so... I don't want it. Should we reveal your wheel? We can do that if it's ready. Okay.

I like that Kate and KB are next to one another as kind of co-masterminds. Yeah. She did help a lot. Wait, so should we get someone to get Gatorade? Wait, does KB are next to one another as kind of co-masterminds. Yeah, she did help a lot. Wait, so should we get someone to get Gatorade? Wait, does KB stand for Kate's Bush? It's wild as well.

Yeah. Do you have any of the interns' numbers? Yeah, I have that kid, Jared. I'll text him. Tell him to. Actually, I'll give 20. No, I won't. You don't have the money anymore, dude.

Stop spending money. Your finances are a mess. Do you have an apartment yet? No. Oh, that's bad. I'm worried about a mess. Do you have an apartment yet? No. That's bad. I'm worried about that. I've got to get an apartment in two weeks. I don't want to live here.

What color gate are you in? Fuck this. I'm not paying this. Just roam. Be nomadic. You should do a blog series. Can you be homeless for a year in New York? Or trade a staple for a penthouse

or something. Or can we live in a red apartment without him noticing? Possibly. I mean, yeah, you could just hop wings. You should see if a rich stoolie will take you in. Or maybe some light fucking. Right. Like a realtor to help me out. How many holes

are you willing to give up to a rich stoolie? Holes? Yeah, of your own body. But they fuck your ear. Yeah. But you get your own bedroom and there's a roof deck. We start in two and a half holes

over under. Your ear's getting fucked every time. Eyes count as holes as well. I'm not kidding. No holes. No holes. What if you fuck them?

I'm going to be honest. What about one hole? I'd rather, no, I'm not fucking him Not even one hole Fuck no You'd be like Hey you can put your dick

In my ear Anytime I sleep over My ear Recent holes I don't know What do you think Butt hole Penis hole

I bet you there's some dude Out there who's got a fetish For cauliflower ear Oh yeah There's a lot of girls That love it Yeah Because they feel protected

There's a lot I've that love it. Yeah. Because they feel protected. It's a lot. I've met ones. It's tons. Okay. So, all right. We need the Gatorade. Someone's going to get Gatorade?

Yes. And then we're going. Are we good? Maybe like the chalice or something to pour. What flavor do you want? I would like a... Nick, what flavor do you want? Orange. It has to be orange.

It has to be orange. Get a couple. Get a few. I would like... Go to birddogs.com. You get a free $90 Yeti tumbler. Do we have one of want? Orange. It has to be orange. It has to be orange. Get a couple. Get a few. I would like... Go to birddogs.com. You get a free $90 Yeti tumbler. Do we have one of those? Ooh.

Oh, fuck. That's such a good deal. Ooh. Got any of those? Yeti tumblers already cost that much. I can go look. I'll go look. No.

Joey, sit down for me while I go look. What do I do? Stunt double for him Oh straight voice You gotta be Be straight You're straight as fuck So anyways

That was good What's up dude How was Pebble Beach I was fucking sick You were sick The wedding fucked We got after the beers Pebble Beach. I was fucking sick. You were sick. No, it was sick. Did you guys hit the strippy with the boys? The wedding fucked. We got after the beers.

Good catching up with the boys from college. Been a while. For my Alma Modern. Is that what you're saying? Yeah. Alma Modern. They're fucking savages over there. Guys haven't gotten after it since Wisco.

Some of them, yeah. Fo' sho'. No, I don't know. Fo' fucking sho', bro. Working. How about the fucking NBA Finals tonight, bro? All right. I saw that with Kyrie.

Yeah? Fuck Kyrie. Yo. And that's... No. No, no, no. Fuck Kyrie. And DeMonte sucks, too.

DeMonte does suck. Yeah, fuck DeMonte. That was good. He wasonte. That was good. Yeah, he was good. He was good. He was talking about basketball. He was talking about DeMonte. DeMonte?

Yeah. Who? You just guessed him. DeMonte? DeMonte. He was like, DeMonte sucks. I don't think there's ever been someone named DeMonte. I think it's Durant.

Is he thinking of Sabonis? Well, there's DeMontes. Or DeMontes Sabonis been someone named DeMonte. DeMonte. I think it's Durant. Is he thinking of Sabonis? Well, there's DeMontes. Or DeMontes Sabonis. There's DeMars. There's Montes. There's Montes. Or Deontay Murray. There's Deontay.

There's DeAndres. But DeMontes, I think he may run up. Let's find a DeMontes in the NBA. All right, so we got the Yeti. Look. We got the Yeti. All right. Beautiful.

That's what they're giving you? I don't know. I think they're giving you the koozie. The koozie, yeah. This is a big one. It's a $90 tumbler. Oh, it might be it. Oh, that is it then.

It might be it. Yeah, they're giving it to you. Yeah, that's crazy. Oh, DeMonte Harper. Yeah. Fuck that, dude. Fuck. Oh, fuck that guy.

He does suck. We hate him. I fucking hate this guy. Fuck DeMonte. Of course, Joey would pick somewhere. He went suck. We hate him. I fucking hate this guy. Of course Joey would pick somewhere. He went to Moorhead. Alright, that's a show. Jesus. We're done.

He knew. Fuck, dude. He's next level. So good. He's next level. He knows sports, though. Shout out to him. I can't believe this bottle's back. It's all the way full. Although the office is full today, so we can make a lot of people take those shots.

Shout out to all the dudes who did their own KB's Wild. Then they got the Devil Springs and everything. Really? Yeah. Got a copycat league going on? Oh, yeah. The highest form of flattery or whatever. Absolutely is.

We drank three yaks in a row. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You guys were drinking on Friday, huh? Yeah. Saturday a row. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You guys were drinking on Friday, huh? Yeah. Saturday and Sunday. Yeah. And we got our case race coming up.

I'm excited for that. We got to nail down which day we want to do. I'm very excited. And we have Idle next week. Idle next week is going to be huge. Oh, yeah. Is our set built? I don't know.

So just a reminder to people, it's actually, there's a little bit of a programming change. So every day will be regular Yak. And then at nighttime, we'll do the ceremony to decide who's kicked off. Monday and Wednesday will be 7 p.m. Tuesday, Thursday will be 8 p.m. Because the Chicklets are doing a stream for the Stanley Cup Finals on Monday and Wednesday. So we're going to go before them. How many people have made the cut to come in for the finals?

12? 11. Someone's going home within the first 10 minutes. Really? Kate, you're the newest member. You break it to them. Via the wheel, Kate. The newest member breaks it.

Never going to learn their name. Yeah, it's going to be heartbreak for that person. I think that person can swing it into something really great. No, but they have to leave. Oh, they're gone. Get out of the office. None of the people coming in live in New York, so it's a flight back. They have to leave the office, but they have to stick around the city just in case.

Just in case. I'm going to be honest. We're not going to have you back. No. But there's always that chance. We'll pretend a few times to get your hopes up. And then we won't. We'll even say your name.

Okay, practice with me, sending me home as soon as I get here. You got to go. I want to kill myself. That's all, folks. You have a history of attempts. Oh, my God. Are you serious? I just walked in the door.

No, you can stay. You're all right. What if you sent home the most suicidal person? That's why we sent him home. Just like, listen. It was Kate. Kate did it. No.

And they sue the wheel? No. The wheel became a sue the wheel? No. The wheel became a big part of a lawsuit. Oh, my God. Is that how you're going to get rid of the- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

It's going to be electric. Oh, geez. Okay. Do we have- But they know. You can't complain if you know. Yeah. We've said it many times.

Yeah. I've actually made it a purposeful thing. I'm going to say it on every show leading up to it. So that way, when it happens, I know people will still be like, that's fucked up. Right. But you can't say it was a surprise. Chances are the contestants have been told to watch the act. Yeah, the wheel is just.

Thank you. The wheel is just. Okay, that's fair. Chances are it won't be you if you're watching or thinking about it. It probably won't. But also, if you're a talented person, the wheel is just, you won't be sent home. It will know. Right.

If you suck, you will probably get sent home. Okay. Big Cat, I have a list of all the rejected submissions. Oh, yeah, we got to do that. You want to go through those later this week? Yeah, like Thursday or Friday, we should do a show. That would be a blast. Yes.

And do we have costumes? For us or them? Us. I feel like we should wear, like, tuxedos or something. Oh, we should get that. I want the orange spacesuits that the astronauts wear. Ooh. The moon.

You mean the thing in Quig's profile picture? Yeah, I want Quig's profile picture. Yeah. Oh, and now that I'm thinking about it, can we get the face painter in here on Thursday? Because that would be funny if, like, the final elimination, a couple of them get eliminated with face paint on. Oh, yeah. That's like, did you guys hear the story about Joe Maddon, the manager for the Angels? They were on a 12-game losing streak, and he shaved a mohawk into his head to try to loosen up the vibes,

and they fired him before he could show it to the audience. Oh, man. They fired him in the mohawk. It's so funny. I want those type of vibes where it's like, you got your fucking face painted for this? Oh, my God. Wait till they hear about the ear piercing challenge.

Oh, that's going to be great. They're fucked. Okay. Are we ready? I'm so excited. Yeah. They're fucked. Okay. Are we ready? I'm so excited. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Chipotle did that in 2015.

They made employees get gauge earrings. Whoa. Okay, here we go. So I'm going to read these for the people. We got Swigs. We've got Grapes of Wrath. I have a feeling I know what Swigs is. We got KB's Toys.

We got K or B. We got KB's Sty. We got K or B. We got KB's styled. AB's wild. Nightmare, nightmare, nightmare. How many nightmares? Straight-ass dad. Wow. What a wheel.

Oh, my God. I don't know. Nightmare, nightmare. I don't know what my favorite part of this wheel is. I think if I had to pick one, it's probably Baby's Wild. I didn't have enough time to write what K or B is. Nightmare, nightmare, nightmare is whatever Kate comes up with. Why is it called that?

Nightmare, nightmare, nightmare. Oh, okay. Why is it called that? I'm pumped for Grapes of Wrath. Grapes of Wrath, I think, is going to be a twist there. Swigs, I don't entirely know what KB's

toys is going to be, but I do have the toys. Okay. That is a store. People forget. Yes. You can't wait for Nightmare,

Nightmare, Nightmare. Nightmare, Nightmare, Nightmare. You better not let up. Nightmare, Nightmare,

Nightmare. You guys know that reference or no? No. Better than, yeah, it's better off, yeah. You guys know that reference or no? No. Better than, yeah. It's better off, yeah. Okay, so should we just spin? Nick, spin, right?

Yeah, fuck. Nick, it's your turn. And I'm also, throughout the show, I'm going to text each of you your own mystery word. If Nick says it during the show, he has to take a shot. If he doesn't say it, you have to take a shot at the end. Wow. Oh, I like that.

Like, I'd imagine Roan will ask me a question. You could probably set, if you have to be slick say it, you have to take a shot at the end. Wow. Oh, I like that. I'd imagine Roan will ask me a question. You could probably set, if you have to be slick about it, you can tell that they're trying to set you up to say a word. Wow. All right, reveal the wheel again. I want to take a picture and tweet it. I need us all a little lubed up, so crack the devil springs. Oh, God.

No, I'm not going to take it, so I have to. Monday. Oh, no, you're, oh, wait. Oh, God. No, I mean, I don't think I'm not going to take it until I have to. Monday. Oh, no, you're, oh, wait. Yeah, you do. Oh, don't let him do that. And a lot of these are going to involve you guys drinking. Yeah, but he's the one.

I'm not drinking. I forgot it was Nick's. Nick is doing this. Don't let him trick you, folks. Good point to me. Yeah. Three point and back. Shit.

Okay, here we go. Oh, thanks, man. All right, I'm going to tweet out the wheel. Let's do it. Yeah, I guess let's spin it. Oh, man. Nick, you said you were finishing it no matter what. Bottle?

Yeah. Yeah. Because you said, I have no plans other than the Brandon Walker show tonight. At a science fair. Baby's Wild. Baby's Wild. All right, and this is actually Kate's portion of the show. Yeah.

So, Kate, take it away. Okay. So, baby food. I don't even like to touch it, even though I feed it to my own son, which is fucked up. That's fucked up. The texture, the taste, it's all terrible. So, there's a wheel. If we could pull up the wheel, I have a wide array of possible baby meals. Oh, wow. We got a secondary wheel. There's a wheel. If we could pull up the wheel. I have a wide array of possible baby meals.

Oh, wow. We got a secondary wheel. There's a secondary wheel. And so whatever you spin, I'm going to make you. And now here's the thing. Well, we'll just spin the wheel. Snot suck is not a meal, but snot suck is this. Oh, no.

The little turkey baster you put in baby's nose? Yeah. It's the nose, Frida. Now, you can either do it. Suck it with your mouth? Yes. Oh, yeah. You can either. Suck it with your mouth? Yes. Oh, yeah. You can either do it.

My boy threw his back out sucking snot. I hurt myself sucking snot out of my son's nose. Very dangerous. I injured my... Anyway, there's a blocker to prevent the boogers going all the way through, but you can choose. Then I guess there'd be another wheel to determine whose nose you would suck a booger out of. I like this.

Or it could be your own. Someone's nose might get sucked. Right. And now, Kate, how will the alcohol be incorporated at all? Maybe a shot on top, like a jelly? Why doesn't he suck the alcohol? Oh, actually, wait a minute. Now I'll tell you how.

Every meal automatically comes with some milk in this sippy cup, and you'll put a shot of that in the milk. I'm doing devil springs and milk. Every meal automatically comes with some milk in this sippy cup, and you'll put a shot of that in the milk. I'm doing devil springs and milk. Delicious. It's just a white Russian, right? I'm only going to have you do eight ounces of milk. We'll keep it realistic.

Thanks, Kate. Is there any – is the seal on that milk jar? Yes. I'm not asking, but some people are asking, is there any breast milk available and I was going to do formula but I thought we'd get heat for that right now pouring out formula

no breast milk children are literally starving that's good there could be breast milk there could be breast milk but it will be you're just choosing not to provide breast milk one of the other options is you have to eat this entire box of... Oh, those are so bad.

...pea and spinach teether crackers. They dry your mouth out like crazy. They're so bad. These still come with the vodka milk. Yeah. No matter what, you're getting a vodka milk. Kate, I want Nick to be able to earn Gatorade. You ready?

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay. Wait a minute. What about whatever I get like what percentage i finish either earns me so like a full jar is like four shots but then if i could like have a fourth like that three shots and a gatorade two shots and a gatorade so the each one is a meal so these each will be filled if you finish all three of the items in your little baby holder your gatorade and then you get there's either three shots of, yeah, okay.

Right. It starts out with three shots of Devil Springs. Right. Okay. Yeah, this sucks. Yeah, no, no, this is good. You'll be good. Okay.

Okay. You got the swirly, right? I did get the swirly, but luckily Stephen Chay had his underwear ripped, so I guess we're even. Still went to top off in that underwear. He was grimacing in pain when he was smiling ear to ear. This is unjust, Nick, but somehow, somehow I guess it is just.

I don't know. I feel bad for you. I think it's, this is so gross. Vodka and milk sounds like the grossest thing that I can imagine. Well, wait,

like a Kahlua mudslide is like kind of like that, but this is just vanilla. Yeah. Oh, man. soul he's probably salivating right now so we spin the wheel to find out what three things are on my tray also there's something about adults doing baby stuff that makes me so disgusted yeah it's like who does that's all new and clean it's still gross i know i'm sorry it's so gross okay You're not sorry. No. Okay. Ugh. Oh, fuck.

Okay. So let's spin it. I get the same thing. Oh, boy. Let's see. Oh, no. Oh, no. Teether pop.

Okay. Not bad. Oh, no. Those are bad. One section of the teethers. Gentle on the gums. It's good. It's the entire box.

They just don't taste like anything. He has to eat the whole box or one section of it? No, no. Well, if you look, they're weightless. Yeah, there's a lot of them. You know what they are? They're the body of Christ. They're wafers.

They're like communion wafers. You'll be able to finish these. They're just so dry. Okay, I'll eat that entire thing. Sorry. That was a shitty way to throw it. So now we're speaking for another portion Of his milk

Yeah I need to know what I'm doing You should only have to eat two of those Because that's part of your meal I'm making a plate Two of those I maybe didn't think this out Which portion In which portion

I put four in the big long tray That counts as a portion Can I put four in the big long tray. Okay. That's fair. That counts as a portion. Maybe what he wants. Can I try one of these? Sure. No, he can't. Wow.

That's bullshit. All right, spin again. To Nick. This is for the other portion of the tray? Yep. There's two other portions of this tray. There's no weight to them. There's nothing to them.

Yeah, there's nothing to them. That's an easy one. Prune and yogurt Oh boy Yogurt Fuck That's fucking I hate

Oh baby Why is prune and yogurt Guys Oh Nicky Wicky So we have some prunes here Which is gonna go rough With

With KB's Nicky Wicky Is prune and yogurt Because You have a fear of Going to the bathroom in public. Kate, we should have brought Kate, we should have brought

Kate, we should have brought a diaper. He should have had to eat all this. And I would have had to poop. Ew! He should have done Where's the yogurt? Kate, you're not making a prune. I'm making a prune.

You should have had you wear a diaper and then spun the wheels to see who had to change you. Oh, my God. Maybe think about that for the next Wilds. I'm also... This person poops and we have to change him. You'll be eating with this spoon that helps babies learn how to eat.

Oh, nice. Babies are so stupid. And that comes with... Oh, my God, Kate. I don't think I've ever had prunes. What type of pudding? It looks like a pudding, kind of. It looks like a vanilla.

Okay, sure. So is that a full meal? No, we got one more? There's one more. There's one more thing. Prune is so gross. Yeah, it's super gross. Oh, my God.

Okay. The yogurt's just plain. It has no taste. Spin it one more time. One more? Yeah. Oh, no. Time is of the essence. I'm going to have to... Okay, sorry. Okay And the yogurt's just plain It has no taste Spin it one more time One more? Yeah Oh no Time is of the essence

I'm gonna have to Okay sorry I told them that it was gonna run a little long today Yeah Puree broccoli Yay that's easy Yay Nick

More liquid This is broccoli with olive oil and garlic Shake to blend Ooh This could be fine It's all smooth You know it's nothing you gotta really chew except Yeah you could just I like shake to blend. This could be fine. It's all smooth. You know, it's nothing you got to really chew.

Yeah, you could just slowly eat. Why do they both look like different poops? Yeah, they do. It stinks. Oh, man. It smells so bad. Oh, God. So that's three total shots on the tray.

Yeah. I can't. Oh, God. Okay. So that's three total shots on the tray. Yeah. I can't. Oh, Jesus Christ. I think if you just give a solid effort on each corner, you get Gatorade. Yeah. You get a solid effort. Not to finish, but a solid effort. We'll judge a solid effort. What does that smell?

I know. It stinks. All of that stuff. Here you go. I don't know. Here's the milk. Sorry. One shot of devil's milk.

Do you want to take off your... Do you want to take off your... No. Your... No. Glasses? Do you want to take off your false beard? What are you talking about? Do you want to take off your false beard? What are you talking about?

You want to take off your... My glasses? That's his mist. I was... Oh! You can add it to the milk or the proportion. I didn't even know you sent him out. That was pretty obvious.

Fuck yes! Yeah, baby! Glasses. Take it off. You know what, KB? I'll take another word. You can't smell these. You can give me another word. That was too easy. Okay. He didn't even know I'll take another word. Big Cat, smell these. You didn't give me another word.

That was too easy. Okay. He didn't even know I was doing it. I smell them from far away. Let me take a picture of you. They taste good. Those do not taste bad. I would use them as a dipping thing.

Yeah, you could dip because they're very dry. What was this called? Baby's Wild? What does that taste like? It's so much more liquidy than I thought it would be. How are they feeding babies this? Babies have it rough.

Before Gerbers existed, what did babies used to eat? They didn't have purees. Spin the fucking wheel. Try the other one. Prune? Yeah. Is that your word? No. Is that your fucking word, dude? No. Spin the fucking wheel Try the other one Prune? Yeah Is that your word? No

Your fucking word dude? No Now you're on edge Yeah I'm pissed It really sucks for you too That it KB's Wild You got part due

Because The first one was not Like the second one Is always going to be worse Every single time This is going to be It's KB's Wild is going to get

Progressively worse For the people who yes and then when what's going to be great though which we have said you are part of the kb's wild wheel so if it ever gets on you we get to flip it on you please yeah okay all right i mean we spin while we... I don't like prunes either. No. At all. Just tell yourself it's something else. How can I... Like what? Barbecue sauce?

It does look like Sweet Baby Rose. A spoon is supposed to help. Just tell yourself it's only chocolate pudding. Spin the wheel. I don't even like touching it, which is fucking... Oh! Just talk to your... See, it's not that bad. Yeah.

You didn't even make a face. Bad. No, it's really bad. You didn't make a face. Yeah. It's very, very bad. Just dissociate. Okay. Nick, you have five minutes.

A lot of people watching. You have five minutes. All right, well, I'm going to get these out of the way. The timer has started. Yeah. I think it's just he has to just give a very Good effort I have a feeling

I'm going to be getting Two shots And one Gatorade Well two Three shots Because No Two shots

Can he use the crackers As a vehicle Yeah Yeah It might not be bad With the prunes I know I kind of feel like

It kind of looks good I get a little nibble Of the Of the cracker with the prune on it. It'll help you out. Help me out in what way? You don't think I'm regular? Well, no, I don't. You definitely aren't. Yeah, there's no way you're regular.

I'm not regular presenting. Did you guys see Dickie V's tweet this weekend? And I just read it in Stephen Chay's voice and I wanted to kill myself. Oh, no. Yeah. He tweets like he talks, obviously. This guy is wild, baby. And then Stephen Chay's voice just slowly seeps in.

Chay, baby. What's the most Dickie V-like word that he uses? Wild? Serious? No chance, brother. Ser word that he uses? Wild? No chance, brother. What happened? What? What are you talking about? What are you talking about?

No, no, no. What do you think I'm getting at? You're getting a shot. What word would you think I'm talking about? A booster shot like a little infant. What word would you guess? Spell it. If booster shot like a little infant. What word would you guess? Spell it. If you spell it, you don't say it.

Nope. Okay. I'm probably going to end up fucking saying it. I don't think you're thinking of what I'm thinking. Whatever. Whisper it. It's milk. Don't forget the milk.

Whisper it to me. Oh, yeah. Damn it, Casey. Say it. Say it. Whisper it. Whisper it to me. Oh, yeah. Damn it, Katie. Say it. Whisper it. Whisper it to me. No. What does it start with?

Add the shot to the milk. AB is adding the shot to the milk. Oh, man. Oh, dude. That was a healthy pour. It was not a shot. One standard shot. It was so much it glugged out. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Did it make a glug? Yes.

It glugged me, dude. That's not a shot. He is truly wilding you. The grossest... Just a grown man with a sippy cup is also just so disconcerting. This is going to be a nightmare for your bowels. Yeah. I mean, this seems like a little extra.

Done it? Done it? I mean this seems like a little extra maybe we can count your inevitable hemorrhoids as the grapes of wrath portion of the wheel oh this is going to be bad dude you haven't put a dent in that barbecue sauce I know I keep on scooping more and more out and it's like it bounces back it takes its shape dude it doesn't look bad when it's just dipped spoon. It bounces back. It takes its shape.

Dude, it doesn't look bad once it's dipped. It looks like a Ferrero Rocher, kind of. Yeah. Try the broccoli with garlic and oil. It's so fucking bad. Can I try it? It smells terrible. Two minutes. Well, here, Rone, I'll hook you up. Give me a little dippy. Can I also get four beans? No, I want to help.

I want out of here. Green bean and pumpkin? Oh. Kyle? Mm-hmm. Can we get wild? Yeah, whenever. It's really bad, but it's cold.

Should we move on to Kyle's portions while he works on the baby food? Yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry. There we go. Fuck yeah. That'll cheer you up. I'm better now.

Oh my. The wheel is just. Swings. Hey, was this brand new? The milk? No, no, the bottle. Oh no. I'm sorry I didn't wash it.

Yes. Oh no. It smells like pretty bad. Are you serious? Yeah. Like chemical? No, like. Oh, no. It smells, like, pretty bad. Are you serious? Yeah. Like chemical? No, like... Like kid's titty?

I don't know what it smells like. You didn't wash this? I swear to God, I cut it out of the... It was totally fully encased in plastic, and I cut it out. Let me smell it. I even pulled the... It smells like milk in Devil Springs.

Yeah, Devil Springs. I even pulled the instructions out of the inside of it. I believe you. Okay. You wouldn't fuck me over. No, I wouldn't. No. You trying to get your cum right?

What are you doing? Pineapple. Oh, Rowan's getting his anniversary. Yeah. You just fucking pounding some pineapple over there? Yep. Nice. You're a selfless lover, man.

Nice. What's swigs? Riggs trivia. Okay. Let's do it. Yeah. What's Swigs? Riggs trivia. Okay. Let's do it. Yeah, let's hop into it. These are things that Riggs hates, loves. Nothing in between.

He's an absolutist. Yeah, like a Sith. Thanks, Owen. Here we go. All right. If blank isn't your favorite song right now, then you've got problems. Hint, it's Christmas themed.

Whoa. This was on Christmas Eve 2012. No, no, I was deep into Riggs lore at that time. Okay. Oh, oh. I know this. It's going to be Justin Bieber's Christmas song, maybe. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Oh, that's really bad. I'm so sorry. Oh, no. Oh, no. That's really bad. Hint, it involves an animal. A farm animal.

Dominic the Christmas donkey. TJ, do you have the answer? Hey! All right. Jiggity Jigs. A healthy portion of Gatorade. Thank you. You got to wear the shirt for Bird Dog.

What was that noise? Oh, that was that. I thought it was Gatorade. People with loud motorcycles are my third least favorite kind of people. What was that noise? Oh, that was that. People with loud motorcycles are my third least favorite kind of people. Behind blank in people who don't say thanks for a door hold. What year was this? This was 2013. And hint, this would probably be on a lot of people's list of least favorite people.

Say it again. Repeat it, please. People with loud motorcycles are my third least favorite kind of people behind blank and people who don't say thanks for a door hold. This was Riggs in 2013. He was deep into politics at the time. That was like, he liked politics more than golf, right? So it's got to be 2013. Terrorists.

Oh. Woo! Wow. What a Paul Nick. It's Riggs trivia. I'm going to get these right. It's true. It's more Gatorade.

It's more Gatorade. You're doing a. It's true. It's more Gatorade. It's more Gatorade. You're doing a good job right now. A lot of Gatorade. I don't want people to think that I know these like I have them in front of me. I know Riggs Twitter. No, no, no. You don't. You don't. This is all. When did he switch to Barstool? 2011. Hell yes. I love my dog

and blank in my coke. Oh. This could be like lemon. Hey, Sass, how you doing? Good. Sorry you had to delay. That's all good. Lemon.

What's up, Sass? Lemon or some sort of alcohol. He's a fancy. I'm going lemon. Uh-oh. What? Oh, no. No.

Jack D, of No. Jack D. Jack D, of course. Jack D. That's kind of cool of him to make a Jack D. Oh, yes. I love my dog. Drop the animals. Jack D in my Coke. Hell, yeah.

Who was this tweet for? Who retweeted it, too? Can we see that? That's just a screenshot. I love Tiger Woods like Lindsay Lohan loves the blank stuff. Not the most sensible thing, but I can't help it. White? Yeah, I was going to think white.

That's correct. Oh, sorry. It's all right. All right. I think that's three. We're done. Good job. Give me one more.

So he got one Devil's Spring? Did you give him one? Yeah, just one. Yeah. The least masculine thing I do is drink blank. Did you give him one? Yeah, just one. Yeah. Ugh. Aw. Hmm. The least masculine thing I do is drink blank. And I love 22 by Taylor Swift and turn the radio up when Jay Biebs comes on. This is one of my favorite Riggs tweets of all time because I was doing a blog on his tweets.

And this was my favorite one because he called it Budweiser light. Yes. Oh, man. Budweiser Light. Yes. Oh, man. Budweiser Light. I believe he got one response to this tweet as well from a girl. Yep. Turns out jams. Nice.

Libby. All right. When Jay Biebs comes on. Okay. Yeah, I have a screenshot of that on my desktop already. I like that too. That he went Jay Biebs and Budweiser Light. So he de-initialized Jay Biebs.

But not Bud Light. Good job. Good job, Nick. Way to go. You okay? This is really bad. What is it? It's fucking milk.

Try it. Well, I was watching. Try it. Try it. Sorry I keep laughing, but... No, it's okay. It's terrible. I'm going to throw up if I take like two more drinks.

I think you've done a good job on this. Maybe a little yogurt? For the tum-tum? Maybe some yogurt for the tum- you're gonna need to stir it it's very watery sorry it's true just gets worse and worse maybe just drink the water off the top oh no oh it sucks so bad it feels like overkill a little bit. Seems a little much. Oh. That might make it better. I'm going to get him a fresh spoon at least.

Nick, what's your favorite movie? Shoot Him Up with Clive Owen. Any others? What about that Robert Downey Jr. movie with what the fuck is his name I'm Hanks and

Jack Black I keep on just smelling that as I'm eating this it's confusing my brain I didn't touch that. So if you want to give me one shot to two shots, I'd... All right, so give him two shots of Gatorade, one shot... I'm going to just pour you the whole mixture now and just drink it.

Yeah. No, no, let's keep going with the game. All right, two shots of Gatorade, one shot of Devil Springs. All right, we'll go back to the wheel. Take a break, Nick. Just take a break. I think he's had enough baby food. Take a break.

Take a break. Yeah, you've had a lot of baby food. Take a break, Nick. Just take a break. Yeah. I think he's had enough baby food. Take a break. Take a break. Yeah, you've had a lot of baby food. Take a break. You really have to suck on this thing. You do. You want to call Stephen Che? For what? Your phone just because, I don't know.

Wasn't he supposed to be part of this? Wait a minute. I'm not following for this. What? I'm not saying your word. It's my word. I don't know. You're really confusing me now.

Is anyone else going to? Do you have a word? No. Okay. Kyle, should we spin it? Yep. Hoping for nightmare. Wait, we've got to take Swigs offigs off right or is there another one

spin it again take swigs off are we taking them off maybe yeah unless you want to call rigs I don't have that ability you should call rigs I don't have the ability to do that he blocked you I never had it do you want me to send it to you?

Yeah. I said it was a number. What the hell's the problem with that? I'll call Riggs. Just see what's going on. Should we spin again then? Yeah. All right, let's keep going.

It's already been an hour? Whoa, oh my god. Jesus Christ. Is that clock wrong? No, it is It's time flies when you're having fun I feel like we've done one thing Well Nick

You ate like a baby Alright KB's Style KB's style I like that Alright Nick Okay Ooh the third bag.

Go change. Let's go. Show us what it is, KB. You can put it on how you so choose. Okay, he's going to go change. TJ, when he comes back back Can you tell him that Steven wants him to do the ad read I texted him

Yeah I know but just tell him that He's going in there He's getting changed Alright Tass what's up Nothing Just flying is a fucking nightmare right now It is They just fuck with you man

Yeah that's good Actually had the Ultimate role reversal yesterday I was in San Francisco flying back and they we got on the plane and they're like hey uh we're gonna de-plane it's a four hour delay yeah that's what happened and then we got off and then 20 minutes later like just kidding let's go that's like that's the best news ever yeah it's the best way to deliver an hour delay. It should be like, it's going to be four. Just kidding. They just like didn't give us a time. They were like, part of the plane's broken.

Could be 40 minutes. Why is it? Might be longer. Why are planes? Why is it? I guess they're just super understaffed right now. Ah. Yeah. It's definitely been.

I was talking to some lady at the airport. She said she'd been there for three days trying to go to London. Oh my God. What? Yeah. Yesterday was the closest she came and then they just didn't have a pilot. They had to just send everybody home. She just keeps getting closer, and it just doesn't happen.

Yeah. So now she's going to Boston. She said she was going to Boston today to hopefully get a flight to London. Jesus Christ. Oof. Huh. Where were you coming from? I was at my sister's graduation in Chicago.

Oh, Chicago. Nice. Yeah. Where'd she graduate from? Northwestern. Fuck yes. Smarty. Yeah. So that makes you feel a little less of a man.

Pretty much, yeah. It was fun, though. KB, how are you feeling? I feel like your vibes are low. Everyone's is. Why? The energy's low. We should just do it tomorrow. What do you mean? No, we can't. I? The energy's low. We should just do it tomorrow. What do you mean?

No, we can't. I'm just very sleep deprived. You want to extend it to the rest of it tomorrow? We can extend it, or we can pick a good day, a better day. But we can still finish today's. Yeah, well, let's finish today's. Why don't you give us a cliffhanger for tomorrow? Like, figure out a good cliffhanger, and it could be a two-day KB's Wild. Yeah.

If that's what you guys want. Yeah, I mean, if you're not feeling it, then... I'm feeling it. We can do it. I want the whole week. I'm feeling it, too, but I don't know. KB's Wild should be a week-long event. I don't know. I feel like you're not feeling it. You weren't sleeping last week, either.

Like, this is a real problem for you. One to two hours. What? Yeah, he's, like, genuinely just not sleeping at all. What's going on? He's going around. Oh, yes. Oh, what's that?

It's a nutty buddy. No. What is that? Nutty buddy? No. I think he's not going to say what I want him to say, though. What do you want? Oh.

I want him to say chocolate. Oh, he's got to say chocolate. Okay, I'll help you. I'll help you. I'll help you. What else do we have? I'll give you guys a second mystery word. I didn't get one. Mine's Florida.

Just ask yours is a poem. I got him to say my first one so easily. Mine is Florida, if anybody wants to help me out with that. Okay, I can help you. TJ, yours is I'm. I'm? you. TJ, yours is I'm. I'm? Yeah. Okay.

Maybe he's not sleeping, bro. Yeah, I have posturing. He's got low energy. Maybe you tried those melatonins or no? I did. They didn't work? All right, here he comes. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Go to the hat. Oh, no. Go to the hat. I guess the hat actually is pretty clear. The hat's fine. The hat's fine. It was the button that was bad. Where did you find it?

What did they put on your shirt? They're all KB pieces. What is that? I don't have my glasses on. I can't see. Oh, no. Oh, wow. Oh, no.

Oh, he said glasses again. Another ding for me. Antifa Hamburglar is the vibe there. Oh, wow. Oh, no. Oh, he said glasses again. Another ding for me. Antifa Hamburglar is the vibe, then. Oh, wow. You look good. You look cool. Who are you supposed to be? I think, like, I don't know.

Take the mask off. That looks ridiculous. That looks like a costume now. Yeah, the mask. Everything else is a fit. You do kind of look cool. All of a sudden, it goes hard. That looks ridiculous. That looks like a costume now. Yeah, the mask. Everything else is a fit. You do kind of look cool. All of a sudden, it goes hard.

Very grunge. Yeah. A little Clash vibe. You go to a concert. I thought I was just going to have a drink. Oh, my wallet. Thank you.

Can you close the door, too? Thank you. You look great, Nick. Yeah, those are great. Okay, so are we going back to the wheel? Thank God the red stripe is... Yeah, that's very prominent now. We got it.

All right. It's looking good. You could easily Photoshop that out. What? You text me an ad? I'm not falling for that. Oh, he said I'm. He said I'm.

Yeah, TJ's mystery was I'm. There you go. His word was I'm. falling for that Oh he said I'm He said I'm Yeah TJ's mystery was I'm There you go His word was I'm Was it really You should do the ad read Because you are the Center of attention today How's your Tommy

I'm I can't believe you got him This is really gross You got him good You got him good TJ TJ's word being I'm And he got it Almost immediately I gotta copy that TJ this is the worst Written ad I've ever seen You got them good, TJ. TJ's word being I'm, and he got it almost immediately.

I got a copy of that. TJ, this is the worst written ad I've ever seen. Jay texted it to me. No, you didn't. Jay texted it to me. No, you didn't. What is the word? I'm not falling for that, douchebag.

What is it? I'm trying to guess which one's my word. You already got it, bro. No, it's not I'm trying to guess which one's my word. You already got it, bro. No, it's not I'm. I think it's when you're after... Just say the ad. I'm not falling for it. It's bird dogs again.

We already did that ad. All right, spin the fucking wheel, and I'm thirsty. What's the dumbest word in that whole thing? It's what's after a freshman. Is that TJ's word? No, TJ's word was I. It's good. His word was actually I.

It was I. It actually was. His word was I. You can actually go back and watch it on the tape. KB said it online. I'm going to make you guys all do shots. Your word is I. Go to a shot glass or something.

Buy Bird Dogs now and get the free Yeti cooler. Whether you're in college or before, you're in high school. Doesn't sound like you're doing the ad. Bird Dogs has the best pants in the game. Use promo code YAK. Didn't sound like you did the whole ad. I skipped one word.

What was the word? What's after a freshman? Spin the wheel. Spin the fucking wheel. Spin the wheel. Show some decorum. Kyle stayed up all night. Kyle stays up every night.

Not for this. Well... I couldn't sleep. What do you do in the night? KB's toys. Whoa! Holy jeez. All right, KB's toys.

I just bought two toys, hoping someone else would fill in the blanks. Give me my mixture. It's really falling apart. It's really falling apart. KB's wild came way too fast. There's a kid with a jump rope and bowling pins. You want to play with that? Yeah, sure.

You want to do the Nick Straight Dad segment? Yeah, let's do that. Yeah, sure. You want to do the Nick straight dad segment? Yeah, let's do that. Yeah, let's do a little straight dad. Do that and finish with that and I'll take a shot? I can't.

Why? Because I'm on Ativan. So? You could have some. Send it to a dark place. I will eat one of your crackers though. What is that?

There's a whole bag on the floor. Actually, I was curious to see what they, though. What is that? There's a whole bag on the floor. Actually, I was curious to see what they tasted like. Kyle, say some words. That's a piece of candy. What kind of candy? I really am curious what the ad read word is. A sophomore?

Twice, yeah. Yeah. Okay. I think that's TJ's word. Okay. Kind of tastes like a big Cheerio. Yeah, it's a big? Yeah. Twice, yeah? Yeah. Okay. And I think that's TJ's word. Okay. Kind of tastes like a big Cheerio. Yeah, it's a big Cheerio. You can dip it in prune.

Can I just have my mixture? I'm parched. Yeah, we'll just give it to you. Let's just give it to him. And also... What's the straight dad segment? Yeah, let's do the straight dad segment, and then we can just end the show.

You have to call your dad. Oh, okay. I have to call my dad? It's gay trivia. Okay. Does he know that I'm going to be doing this? I just told him Nick's going to call you. Or we can save it for tomorrow.

It's a good segment. If you want to save it, we were talking about... Oh. ...A.B.'s sleep department. we were talking about KB's sleep. Who has his number? Me. Oh. I did not see my phone pressing the mic.

What a bad man. Hey, Pops. You're on the yak. Oh, good God. KB, what is that in the background? On a conference call, but I just left it. All right, good. KB has some gay trivia for you it's i don't know he said you have to take a shot for everyone he

misses for everyone my dad misses but he's a he's a straight man so i'm so i'm gonna get fucked up probably will yeah i texted you the questions you text my dad the question you so you have to read them to him okay wait a minute how do i get the questions i'm sending is i'm asking you right now go ahead what 2018 movie starring nick robinson became the rom-com of every gay teenager's dreams um wasn't that one was that the movie when somebody was trying to blackmail him? I don't know. He was gay? I don't know.

It's a Love, Simon. Fuck, yeah, that's right. That's a shot. That's Gatorade. No shot. Let's go. All right, in the 2016 Oscar-winning film Moonlight, what was the name of the boy who Marshala Ali's character, Sharon, delicately made out with on the beach after school.

Oh shit, that's easy. That's Kevin. Did you feed him these? Not my dad's number. I did not. On the final day of Pride Month in 2019, this pop artist earned widespread attention for coming out as gay

on social media on the platform Twitter. When did he do this? 2019. Huge pop star. Kind of raps, too. Pop star, rapper. Black. Country.

Lil Nas. Yeah. Yep. Okay. Nice. Fucking crushing this. More Gatorade? Yeah, that was a tough one.

That was a tough one. That was a tough one. This 1987 meta-thriller film directed by Pedro Alodovar features a controversial gay sex scene in which the character named Pablo penetrates a character named Antonio without a condom. What was the name of this film? And did you have any qualms?

And did you personally have any qualms with this scene? I don't... First of all, if I if i get these wrong what you don't do shots or you do shots what if you get them right i get gatorade instead of shots oh shit nick i'm pretty well-rounded in my movies dude um no this is good for me um that movie featured one of my favorite people, Antonio Banderas, who was the best superhero on camera. Nice. It's Law of Desire. Wow.

It's a two-parter question. Did you have any qualms with the scene? Absolutely. That's incorrect. KB wrote that that's incorrect. You should have had no qualms. I can't. That's just...

No. It's five months. It's allyship month, dude. We can't be doing that. Right. In modern American history, two groupings of men are quickly... two groupings of men are colloquially referred to as the Fab Five. 1991 University of Michigan's men basketball recruiting class and the original cast of the American reality series Queer Eye.

Name members of those Fab Fives. Just one of them. He gets to pick. Everyone he knows better. You gotta love Fab Five for Michigan. That's John Rowan, my buddy's favorite team. But you know what? There's none better than Tan France.

Alright, Dad. Is that it? Just one? I can probably name a couple of them. No, that's all. Go for it. Show it up. Yeah, yeah. Run up the score. I only knew Tan France because I like the name, Tan France.

But, like, there's a Anthony. Yeah, that's right. Yep. Correct. Bobby. Yep. There's a Bobby in both. There's a Bobby in both, right? No, correct. Bobby. Yep. There's a Bobby in both. There's a Bobby in both, right?

No. No. No. I'm thinking of... I don't know the others, like Karamo. Karamo, nice. Karamo, yeah. John.

Jonathan. John. I was thinking of Jimmy Jackson. All right. All right. Dude, how about you? You did really well. Crushed it.

Oh, thank you. Now I can go back to my conference call, right? Yeah, you can. Sorry right. All right. Dude, how about you? You did really well. Crushed it. Aw, thank you. Now I can go back to my conference call, right? Yeah, you can. Sorry about this, Dad. No, no, no. Anytime you call, I get it. That's fine. All right.

Love you, pops. All right. Love you more. Bye-bye. That's a fucking great dad right there. That is. That's a great dad. That's a great dad.

Straight dad. A mixture, please. Great ass, great dad. Now, you... Did you talk to him before this? I said, I'm going to call you about gay trivia. He quickly just Googled all the gay movies. He knew that she liked it back then.

He really did. He's straight, though, right? Straight. I don't know. He probably crammed. What are you doing? Oh, no. Oh.

Oh, no. Oh. Oh, no. Oh, fuck. Jesus Christ. Is he going to puke? What the fuck, KB? What's in his eye? KB, what was that, dude? You loved it last time.

Oh, no. Oh, no. What did you just take out of your mouth? Did you just take a small piece and throw it out of your mouth? Did you just take a piece of puke out of your mouth? Just a pebble and throw it. What was that? Did you puke up a tonsil stone?

Oh, no. Is KP dying? I'm dead dying. I might shit myself. There's poison in that? I feel like something's really wrong with KP. Sorry, no. Is KP dying? I'm dead dying. I might shit myself. They're poisoning that? I feel like something's really wrong with KP. Sorry, guys. He does feel very off.

Something feels really wrong. Yeah, I want it to go to the hospital. Trying to manifest the hospitalization. You were listening to people. The listeners of the Yak. They're crazy, dude. They come first. Okay.

All right, so here's what I propose. I propose that Nick drinks that, and I think we keep the Devil Springs in the studio for future just we'll use it. I don't think we can run back to back KB's Wilds. No, but I'm saying like Devil Springs should just be used as a punishment of some sort, you know, doling out random shots. Yeah, we should always have like 80%. Yeah, just on hand.

Once we're not all on Ativan. Yeah. Right. Right. Exactly. I thought this was successful because you fought. That was your flu game. You're crying right now.

Can we zoom in on KB's left eye? His eyelashes are soaked? His eyelashes are soaked. So I just have to drink that? There's tears. See those tears? He's glistening. He's a little shaky as well. He's very shaky. Take one more shot of it, KB.

Drink a little bit more. No, no, no. Just a little more. No, no. World's better. Yeah? It's actually the mix. It was the Red Bull. Oh. Yeah. He's better. Yeah? It's actually the mix. It was the Red Bull. Oh. Yeah. All right. He's shaking.

I'm not shaking. He's shaking a little. Show us your hand. Oh, my God. Do it again. Show it for the camera. Oh, that's not that bad. He was really trying.

He was really trying, though. Yeah. This is tough to watch. It is. Oh, that's not that bad. He was really trying. This is tough to watch. It is. Do you need to go to the hospital? I know. I'm not that bad. Just sleep.

How many hours have you slept in the past week? I don't know. What's going on with you? I don't know. We need to get you to sleep. It happened like three years ago, and someone reached out with some meditation help, and it didn't work. So can we get that person?

Oh, never mind. It did work. It did work. Oh, it did work. So can that person please reach out again? Can I ask, what do you do all night? What are you doing? Do you pace?

I just lie down and try to will myself to sleep. But you're just laying there. I'll be fine. Why don't you take some sleeping pills? I've been on the road a lot. NyQuil? You don't have a house unisom right asmr chug it asmr oh there it goes oh that is heavy let's talk yeah yeah let Let's yak for a few more minutes here Oh That was a good drink

Yeah I feel like KB's in The last scene of Goodfellas The doctor's like No it's you that's got an issue Henry Hill We gotta Give you something.

Valium? No, no. Good. All right, boys, I'm finishing this. Oh, no. It's not bad. It's good. The mix is good.

You taste it. You do taste it. How many shots were in there? A couple? Not many. Not many? Three is a lot. Not as many as Che, I don't think.

No, there's probably a good bit. Yeah, I don't feel like we kept track. Che didn't come close to finishing his though, but it's this much. Oh yeah, that's not much. You're gonna be drunk but you won't be too drunk. Oh. Luckily I have a stomach full of But you won't be too drunk.

Luckily, I have a stomach full of... Oh, thanks. That was my word. Stomach. Yeah. That was mine, too. What? Actually, me, KB, and Owen all had... Whoa.

Yeah, wait. Say the words. It's time. Yeah. Mine was stomach. You could add another shot. Was it actually? Jesus Christ.

Mine was poem. Mine was sophomore was it yeah I tried mine was I'm was it actually I was I'm what was yours I got glasses first right away you usually say I am yeah yeah give me a shot please Okay, you want to do nightmare? What is nightmare? Oh, yeah. Nightmare. Take it away. A little bit more. A little bit more.

Really? Yeah, that was barely anything. A little bit more. Those are like quarter shots. There you go. Oof. Oh! You kept on asking.

That was way too much. I was being generous every time. I was giving you very little. You know what sucks? I say the word sophomore a lot. Yeah. You do. Does anyone else want to try a baby food pouch?

No. Just out of sheer curiosity. I don't. Thank you. Wait, so yeah, should we do Nightmare, Nightmare, Nightmare, and then end there? Yeah. Okay.

Kate, what is it? Nightmare, Nightmare, Nightmare. Oh, yeah. I thought this way out. I think KB's Wild is in its sophomore slump. Yeah, that's okay. We'll bounce back. We got to end it.

It's a Monday. You want someone else to be wild? Maybe KB's Wild just shouldn't be on Mondays ever. Yeah. Or maybe Nick's Wild now? Oh, I can make a Nick's Wild. Yeah, and then it keeps going down the line. Whoever gets it has to then inherit it. I can make a Nick's Wild. Yeah. Nick then it keeps going down the line. Whoever gets it has to then inherit it.

I can make a Nick's Wild. Yeah. Nick's Wild is now on the wheel. KB pertained it to... I wanted to keep the name. Okay, so KB's Wild by Nick. Presented by Nick. So change it to that.

And then if, say, I'm the one who loses, then it's KB's Wild presented by Nick, presented by Dan. So this is KB's Wild. So the next one will be KB's Wild presented by Che, presented by Nick. KB's game pertained to the individual. Mine will be questions about me. Ooh. Start studying.

Start doing your research. Very fun. Google virgin shit. Wow. Wow. I do nightmare, nightmare, nightmare, nightmare. Oh, yeah. We already spun the actual wheel.

Dan, take a shot. Yeah. Did everyone else take a shot? No, God. Can I have some Gatorade? Should we get a shot glass? Should we just make a little mix of our own that we can all try? Can I get this?

This smells so bad. Can I get some of that Red Bull? Did you finish it? I finished the papers. No, I tried. Can I get some of that Red Bull? The time allotted was not enough, nor was my palate. It looks like chocolate pudding.

Or barbecue sauce. It has the texture of barbecue sauce, the color of chocolate pudding. Yes, that was my word, chocolate. Thank you. Too late. Quarter after two is when we said. Okay. Maybe he has the baby food.

That's not good. Maybe this is the key to better sleep. It's not that bad. The mix not good. Maybe this is the key to better sleep. It's not that bad. The mix? The mix is good. The liquor comes in last. It's like you get the Gatorade and the Red Bull,

and then, ooh, boom, there it is. Is that just Nightmare, Nightmare, Nightmare, or is it just Dan takes a shot? Oh, that was it. Can I keep this Slipknot jacket? Can I ask, where did you find that outfit on short notice? Those are all my pieces. Some of these are mine.

Which one? Purple, yeah, it's Purple Nick's outfit. I have an alter ego called Purple Nick. Oh, man, I'd love to meet Purple Nick. He has never been content. He created a whole backstory and lore. He just wants to make the world purple. I paint up completely.

You paint the whole body purple? My body's purple. Wow. So I noticed, last time I purple Nicked, I was with you, and I must have left the gloves. And he's for when I don't have my paint.

I love the idea of a young-aged purple Nick finding out about Blue Man's Group and being like, fuck. Yeah, because I was a solo act, and they were just a more popular color in three of them. Purple Nick foiled again. In every way. He's the worst.

Purple Nick is the worst superhero ever. He's a villain. Oh. But I'll have to purple Nick, He's the worst. Purple Nick is the worst superhero ever. He's a villain. I'll have to Purple Nick, not on the Yak. I don't do Purple Nick for content. I'll do it with you guys. I'd be down to see a Purple Nick. We're going to take our phones and everything. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Can't have Purple Nick getting out. Yeah, it's bad. The barbecue is good. The prune isn't bad. The barbecue is prune. Yellow is maybe the worst thing. Yellow is awful. I like how you're like, the barbecue, it's prune.

The barbecue is good. It's just straight prune. Thank you. Eight. Oh. No. Okay. All right, well, so is that the show?

And then... What happened to that piece of throw up that you put in your pocket? Yeah. Where did that throw up go? Oh, yeah, can we pull the footage? I want to see what you puked up that you put in your pocket? Yeah. Where'd that throw up go? Oh, yeah. Can we pull the footage? I want to see what you puked up. That was pretty slick, I thought.

Yeah, you put a piece of puke in your pocket. Like a magician. Do we have that? He squeezed palm in it. Who is it that, like, was it Ted Cruz that had a booger come down and he ate it? I don't know. Oh, no.

Who was that? Was it Jeb? Let me see. Politician eats bo no. Who was that? Jeb? Let me see. Politician eats booger. Who ate the booger? Jim Boeheim used to eat boogers all the time. Oh, yeah. Look.

Oh, here it is. Oh. Here he goes. Oh. What was that? He put it in his pocket. Oh, I never. What's in your pocket?

Show us what's in your pocket. I didn't see shit. Empty your pocket. I was making sure. What's in your pocket? Empty your pocket. Empty your pocket, sir. If anything, it was just like saliva.

There's a chunk of puke in your pocket, dude. Open your pocket. Look at this. Oh, my God. Let me see the pocket. It looks like a tooth came out or something. Is it a zen? No. There's a pebble of puke. Zen, zen. Open your pocket. Oh my god, let me see the pocket. It looks like a tooth came out or something. Is it a zen? No. It's a pebble of puke. Zen, zen.

Wow. Can we zoom in on that, Teej? What did you puke into your pocket? Oh, no. Oh, no. I don't want to look. Yeah, that's so gross.

And? How is he still talking? Oh. The devil springs. It feels hot. Back to feeling hot again. I can't take it. The devil springs.

Oh, shit. We're off out of it. We're off out of it. We're off out of it. Kate? Shot? Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I made the juice.

The juice is good. Oh, this is the juice? That's a mix. Yeah, that's got the Devil Spring in it. You've been sipping this that whole time. It's got a lot of Red Bull. It's got more Red Bull than anything else. Oh, that's very good.

Yeah, very good. Disgusting face. It's delicious. Okay. Oh,usting face. Okay. Oh, Nick's drinking hard. Oh, yeah. Do my best. It's not bad.

No, that's not bad. I mean, it's all the red. The Red Bull cuts all the taste. Yeah, the Red Bull cuts it all. And then you get the Devil Spring at the back end. This one isn't great. Okay, should we end the show? I thought you did a valiant effort.

Which ones didn't we hit? I laughed very hard atiant effort. Which ones didn't we hit? I laughed very hard at certain moments. Which ones did we not hit? Any fun games to clear the board? Grapes of Wrath. We don't know what Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare is. We already did that. It was just Dan and I take a shot. Oh, okay.

Devil Springs. You drunk bastard. God damn, you're fucking hammered. Oh, grapes. You have to catch them in your mouth? God damn, you're fucking hammered. Oh, grapes. Oh, grapes. Oh, you're throwing them at me. You have to catch them in your mouth? Shot. Oh, shot.

That's it? Let me get one. Give me one. Throw one in my mouth. Throw one in his mouth. Not with your puke hand, please. Not with your puke hand. You can throw.

No. Last one. Oh, you're on that. Wait. Ebony will do a shot. And then we'll go in. Oh, that bad throw by me. He ate it anyway.

He's a fucking dog. Are these pieces mine now? Yes. Oh. Including the anti-knock jacket? Yes. Can you just show us what's in your pocket, KB? Yeah, I want to see this. Oh.

Something absolutely came out. It's a key to a princess's love chest. Shut the key. Panicked. Show us the key. You swallowed a key this weekend princess's love chest. Shut the key. Panicked. Show us the key. You swallowed a key this weekend, didn't you? I snorted a key. Do you dance at weddings? No.

So you went alone, no plus one. No plus one. I was the only one. You went and did like you just sat at the table? No, you get around and talk and mingle. Standard. Boys hyped to see you? No.

Which is weird, yeah. They all kind of grew up, yeah. Fuck. Was the big guy there? Yes. Love that guy. Yeah, he was hyped to see me. Yeah.

Love that. Was he the one? He ruined his life for a little bit. All the kids in his high school Know he's uncircumcised Yes Ah shit Very small school

Yeah you had to go to his Yeah that's our fault Oh well Okay Well we'll see everyone tomorrow Are we good Or is everyone good I'm out

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