The Yak - The STARS OF LA Are Here To Close Out Super Bowl Week | The Yak 2-11-22

Episode Date: February 12, 2022

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Welcome in. Saddle, Saddleback Ranch, Saddle Ranch? Saddle Ranch. Saddle Ranch is in Saddleback. Shout out Saddle Ranch. Great crew. They've been a great host all week.

Have we asked about Double Bull today? No, we're not asking Double Bull. Also, special shout out Jeff, the general manager. He's been very good to us all week. Appreciate him. Call it up for Jeff. Call it up for Jeff. Where's Jeff?

10X. All right, so we have a good show today. We have a great show. We have our very good friend, Brian Baumgartner here. You might know him from Kevin from The Office or Cameo Millionaire. We have two of the biggest Cameo Millionaires out there in Frank and Tank and Brian. Brian will be with us for the first 15, 20 minutes. Then PFT is joining us.

Then we'll have something at the end of the show. We've got to start with you, Brian. What's up, Big Cat? What's up? How are you? Welcome. This is the crew. show. We've got to start with you, Brian. What's up, Big Cat? What's up? How are you? Welcome. This is the crew. Yes.

We've met before, right? You know what I mean? KB, Owen, Nick, Brandon, Nick Mangold, Sass. Yeah. You'll remember. Now repeat that back to us. Run it back. Yeah.

Run it back? And your microphone's stuck. Yeah, you want to switch? I know. Switch. Switch mic. Switch. Really?

Switch. Yeah. Really? So I wanted Brian to come. He's been on part of my take a few times. Always enjoy the conversation. And I saw his name come across the list this week and being like, hey, do you want Brian to stop by? And I was like, you know what I do?

Because if you don't know about Brian, he is a diehard Green Bay Packers fan. And I wanted to just maybe talk about the fact that he roots for the biggest loser in all of sports in Aaron Rodgers. Loser. Loser? Loser. Really? Every year. What happened last night?

Every year. Oh, you want to do MVPs? Come on. Were you alive the last time the Bears had an MVP? I was like one years old. Oh, it was Super Bowl. No, no, I was not alive. 77. I don't think you were alive.

Who cares about MVPs? Anyone care about MVPs? No. That's a zero. Yeah, look at that. Zero X mentality. He's a loser. Every year he wins, and then he gets to the playoffs, the bright lights at home, and he loses.

Yes. You root for a loser. Pick out. I think that all the losing you do, it jades you to any sort of winning. Here's the problem, Brian. How many games did they win this year? Brian, here's the problem. You can't get me with this because I know I'm a loser, but you're a loser too. You don't realize you're a loser, but now welcome to my world. You're a problem. You can't get me with this because I know I'm a loser. But you're a loser too. You don't

realize you're a loser, but now welcome to my world. You're a loser. Show them us playing basketball. Oh yeah, yeah. Let's show them basketball. You want to see winners? You want to see what winners look like? Yeah, I'd love to see you. We played a game of 21 yesterday

and it actually is the office scene of the basketball game. Oh, my God. No, it gets way better. Oh, right off the foot. Right off the foot. Look at this, though. Pretty close, huh?

Were you trying to beat Michael Scott? Look at this. No, look at this. Oh, you ever seen a crossover this good? Oh, buried him. Oh, and then put back. Nope. Now look at this, though.

Here we go. Oh, shit. Oh, God. I've watched this so many times. I can't stop watching it. Brian, look to your right. Yes. Now look to your left.

Okay. That's the man you just watched. No, I know. I saw it. Brian, look to your right. Yes. Now look to your left. Okay. That's the man you just watched. No, I know. I saw it. Yeah. Wow. Are you a lefty or were you just... That's the question.

That's what everyone keeps on asking me. They said it looked like I was deciding what hand I wanted to use. That is correct. I'll figure it out. Also, Throne said it looked like when you get ready for a shot, it looks like you're about to shoot an arrow. Yeah. One thing that we... The ball had no grip. Yeah, that you're about to shoot an arrow. Yeah. One thing that we –

The ball had no grip. Yeah, that's right. Oh, it was the ball. And it was a double-rimmed hoop. Yeah. It was. Not regulation. I don't think you hit the rim.

You didn't hit the rim. Do you even know what a double-rimmed hoop is? I do. No. Okay. It's two rims. Ball is life, baby. It's a new name.

We've also glossed over KB jumping for four rebounds and not punching the ball once. I was up last night because the video kind of got a lot of traction. I was fantasizing about murdering the people talking shit about us. Tying them up and torturing them. They get so mad that we're not athletes. We are bloggers, podcasters. We don't claim. What do you want us to be?

You want us to be very good at basketball? Yeah, we are sentient. No, that's not the right word. You could. Yeah, sure. Sedentary. Sedentary, there it is. And it's like, these guys get paid to talk about sports?

Yeah. I would kill that guy. We've never talked about sports. I would tie him up and murder him. There was one specific guy that I am going to kill. What's his name? Because he was wrong or because he was rude? Well, no.

He was right. Yeah, he was right.? Well, no. He was right. Yeah, he was right. He was too right. What we find every time we do anything athletic is that all the people that follow us and that are in the comments are former D1 athletes with six packs. Right. And so they have to sound off on how terrible we are. It's weird how that works. Yes, me.

Yeah. Well, Nick, too. Have you seen me? Oh, shit. I forgot you were here. Have you seen me shoot the J? I thought you were Kevin Hawaii. Have you seen me? You got a stroke? Yeah. Please. You haven't seen? What are you talking about? From the office? Yeah, that was 13 in a row. Free throw line extended.

That was CGR. Well, that wasn't free throw line extended. It wasn't that far. We know your Hollywood tricks. It was like 8 feet to the rim. It wasn't 10 foot real. Yeah, we know your Hollywood tricks. You know what I mean? No. It wasn't that far. We know your Hollywood tricks. It was like eight feet to the rim. It wasn't 10 foot rim. Yeah, we know your Hollywood tricks. You know what I mean? No, that wasn't 10 foot rim.

I just don't believe it. You know what I mean? Really? All right. Check the tape. That actually is awesome. I've seen this tape. Yeah, well.

I've seen this tape. I'm not on this tape because I can't be out in the sun. You know what I mean? I understand. Brian, listen. I don't know. You're not really. Also the weights on the.

Yeah, the ankles. I don't know, you know, really. Also the weights on the. Yeah, the ankles. I don't know, you know, how much you know about, like, the comedy scene, but that was what we call a bit. Was it? Yeah, that was a bit. It seemed not a bit. No, see, that's how good we are. No, that was like our fifth take because the first four times we were way too good.

We kept draining them. Yeah, the first take I dunked and we're like, no, this won't sell. Brian won't like this at all. He would hate it. He'd be intimidated. So wait, so did you just get here to Super Bowl week? Are you going to the game? I may go to the game.

Okay. I don't know. Did you buy tickets thinking the Packers were going to be there? Oh, no. That's always my favorite. If I did, is that wrong? Yeah, you did, didn't you? No, I didn't.

Whenever you go to, like, a Final Four, there's always, like, If I did, is that wrong? Yeah, you did, didn't you? Whenever you go to like a Final Four, there's always like Duke fans and stuff there. You're like, oh, you bought these tickets a while ago. Yeah, I will admit I thought they would make the NFC Championship game. I'll leave it at that. See, this is the problem, and I feel bad for you because you don't realize how big of a loser you are. Big cat. The problem with you is that your comeback to anything I say is, I know I'm a loser.

Correct. It's fail proof. You're fucked. There's nothing you can do to hurt me. Exactly. I just feel bad for you. I just feel bad for you. Because you're beyond hope, basically, is what you're saying. You have no hope. But if Aaron Rodgers leaves, you just feel bad for you. Because you're beyond hope basically is what you're saying. You have no hope.

But if Aaron Rodgers leaves, you have no hope either. You know what I mean? That's true. I hear what you mean. Justin Fields? That's hope. That's hope. Can you tell him something else? Wait, you can't have it both ways.

If you have hope, then I can crush you. I don't have hope. If you don't have hope and you just say I'm a loser, yeah, there's nothing I can say. Yeah, no, I have no hope. I have no hope. I don't care. You have no hope.

I said it after the Packers lost. It actually would be better for me in my mental state if the Bears just got up and moved to San Diego and all my football rooting was just anti-Packers. Like, I was just once a year I won the Super Bowl because the Packers choked like he always does. Is that what you – the Packers choked like he always does? Yeah, that was Aaron Rodgers. Yeah, he chokes.

He's a loser. You know what? I feel bad because you haven't fully grasped it. Brandon, are you going to see me in the office? You'll come around and you'll let me know. So, Brian, you're a big Aaron Rodgers fan? Who? Aaron Rodgers. Oh, you'll come around and you'll let me know. So Brian, you're a big Aaron Rogers fan. Who? Aaron Rogers. Oh, yeah. So when you think of the vaccine, what level of anger do you feel? Yeah. Because I'm assuming you didn't get it. I'm fully back. Solidarity.

I'd love to see the papers. My baby boy, why don't you get them? All right. No, you don't have to show it. Show the boy. All right. So, Brian, I am actually happy you're here. I'm done picking on you about the Packers. I did want to do that.

No, it was difficult. I will admit it. It was difficult. I'm done picking on you about the Packers. I did want to do that. No, it was difficult. I will admit it. It was difficult. Go on. Go on. No, when you have hope and when you're a winner and things go wrong, yes, it's crushing. Yeah. It's crushing.

I listened. I've told this before, but I listened. After the Packers lost, I was driving back home to Brooklyn, and I listened to ESPN Milwaukee for about three hours. I sat in my car at like midnight outside of my apartment and fans were like, let's blow up Lambeau. We need to build a dome. This team sucks. So good. Everything's

so good. Yeah, I'm so glad that brings you joy. Alright, so what are you working on right now? Someone had a bottle of something. Oh, here we go. You want some? What is it? We're not allowed to drink on here. Oh, no, I'm not allowed to drink on here.

I see the fire marshal right there. He's looking at us. He set it up. I'm not doing anything. I see you, Reynoso. I didn't do anything. It's still empty. Anyway.

No, black market rye. It is delicious. Okay. If you like rye, if you don't like rye, then you're not. If you like rye, you're going to. Will you leave us a bottle? Of course. Okay. If you like rye, if you don't like rye, then you're not. If you like rye, you're going to, yeah. Will you leave us the bottle? Of course. Okay.

It's yours. Beautiful. Beautiful. Well, not yours. Everyone else is but you. Okay, that's fine. I don't care. He's 20, so you're in trouble.

So, officer. And you had to go to a black market to get this? Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So the other thing, we had two other things that we wanted to address.

So Brandon doesn't like me. No, he likes you. He doesn't like Kevin. He loves. Which is so stupid. We've told him he's wrong. This is not a thing. This is not a real thing.

I like Kevin. I like Kevin. I enjoy Kevin. He was actually like a super big Peacock user. And then when the office got added, he canceled his prescription. His subscription. His prescription. That too. That too.

Prescription. Prescription. We doing this? We don't want to? No, we can. We can. He doesn't like your character arc. Okay.

Go ahead. Let's go. Here's the thing. Okay. It's also funny because, like, it's not. Put it up. Put it up. Hold on.

Hold on. Hold on. That's tangle. Here's the thing, B-Rock. Brandon's on cool guy mode. Cool guy mode. At the beginning. Okay.

World Series of Poker Bracelet. Yep. Smart guy. At the beginning. Okay. World Series of Poker Bracelet. Yep. Smart guy. A little quiet. Okay. By the end, barely a functional human being. Right. Can't read, can't do math, can't do anything.

What happened? Say the word, Brandon. Just say it. Say the word. Say the word. Starts with R. He got a little... Starts with TARD.

You might as well just fucking say it. I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it. So what happened? So here is, like, you want real? Yeah. You want jokes or you want real? Real.

Give it to him real. Because he is stupid. So basically what happened was the writers, so there was a British version of The Office. Right. And there was a character called Keith. Right. And Kevin, because character called Keith. Right. And Kevin, because I guess they used the same first letter, was taken from Keith. I think that translates from English to American.

English to American, Keith to Kevin. And so he was taken from that character. Okay. And the original cast posting was very much like Keith. Not wholly, well, was the only thing remarkable about Kevin is that he is remarkably unremarkable. Right. That's where it started. Plain old dude. That's where it started.

But I think a couple of things happened. Part of this is what I know and part of this is what I think. Michael Scott, there were two things. Michael Scott very early on, Steve Carell decided that Michael Scott was going to loathe Toby. Right. Right? So Michael Scott loathes Toby, and that a little bit of that character, that idea of that archetype of that character became Toby. That's my theory on that.

Oh, the remarkably unremarkable went to Toby. Well, a little bit. Okay. You know what I mean. A little bit about that. But then, in addition, the writers fell in love with Kevin's childlike sensibility. Right? So here, ready? This is deep. If we're going

real, this is real. This is my actor justification for the transformation of Kevin. Right? Is that the documentary crew shows up. The cameras show up at Dunder Mifflin. And Kevin is profoundly nervous of the cameras. Then as they continue to shoot Dunder Mifflin, and the is profoundly nervous of the cameras then as they continue to shoot

dunder mifflin and the camera crew is there he starts hanging out with him after work he gets along with them they go and have beers he likes the camera guy the sound guy is really funny and so more of his actual personality begins to come out as he becomes more comfortable there you go right or wrong wrong, that's the answer. That's it. That was awesome. I loved hearing that. Because you feel like that's your same arc?

Yeah, yeah. You were smart before you got to Barstool. Right, yeah. And now your real side's coming out. Right, there's a reason why Brandon hates... You see a mirror. Right, when people call Brandon a moron... I've seen your Wonderlic man gold.

It's not good. When people call Brandon a moron, he pushes them. So this is, he hates what he is. Right. I see that. Yeah. Brandon sees himself in your character. He started off relating with you, and then he was like, oh, no.

And then he started to turn that way as well. Yeah. Interesting. Uh-huh. And there's the hate. Yes. Brandon, you hate yourself. You hate yourself. I hate myself. I fucking hate myself. I hate myself. And I'm staring right at myself when he's sitting

here. 10x. Shout out Sharky Duck guy in the back. 10x. 10x. Sharky Duck. 10x. Enough to make a sign, but not enough gumption to get a ticket. You broke my shirt. I beg you to spend $10. Oh, man.

All right, so what else you got going on this weekend? So you are going to go to the game. I'm going to be around all weekend. I don't know if I'm going to go to the game. I'll be honest. Have you been to SoFi? Have you been to SoFi? I have not.

Okay. Yeah. Is it awesome? Is it soft? It is. I mean, in terms of a stadium, it is unbelievable. It is truly unbelievable. It's truly the best stadium in the world, maybe.

You've never been there, Kyle. Including Dubai and Malaysia. Kyle's weird enough that he's definitely done virtual tours. Yeah, 100%. It's cream of the crop. Jerry's World, right? When it opened up, that was like, this Jerry's World, right? When it opened up, like that was like,

that was, this is... Blows it away? This is 10X. 10X? Oh, you know what you're doing. Do you prescribe to the 10X lifestyle? This is 10X. What? Do you prescribe to 10X lifestyle?

Prescribe or get prescribed? No, do you prescribe to 10X? No. I'll tell you about it real quick. Let Big Cat write you a prescription real quick. Well, no, in reality, because you got real with us, we have a lot of running stupid bits on this show, and one of them is there's this snake oil salesman, Grant Cardone, who –

Worth $600 million. Who does, like – it's a cult. He basically his entire life is like, if you want to succeed, you just have to try ten times harder. Okay. And I had to read his book this week, which I've been reading, and he basically was like 400 pages, and each chapter was just a different way to say, like,

just try harder and you'll go to the moon and be a real estate mogul like me. Do you believe that? Yeah. I'm here right now. I'm at the Super Bowl, baby. 10X. 10X. We're like a cover band for his cult.

Yeah, right, right. That's right. Yeah. Very. And there's like some people are like, oh, I kind of like this cover band. Like I should start doing 10X. So do we have any tweets out there? Oh, yeah.

All right, so this is the last thing I want to do. So we've had a bunch of players come by this week. Okay. And what we like to do is we try to find your biggest hater online and let you kind of address it. So we found a hater online and we're going to let you address it. Hey, I'm fine. Oh no, ankle weight ladies.

I kind of have a crush on her. I'll be dead honest. There's a lady that's been drunk basically all week just screaming at us. That's your baseline personality. We found her on the roof of our hotel. Wait, did she go around to the bathroom? Yes, she's in the truck.

I don't think she's ever been more sober. Let's show Brian some of his biggest haters. He can address them right now. All right, here we go. Idea. Reshoot the entirety of The Office with the same cast besides Brian Baumgartner. Call it The Better Office. Yeah.

That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's fucked up. That's mean. That's really... That's fucked up. That's really too much. That's really fine.

Yeah, okay. Let's see what else. That's really fun. Let's see if we have another tweet. I think that was my dad. I bet it was. Yeah, it was. Someone who could conceive.

Let's look at some other ones. All right. What do we got here, TJ? Love how the office is full of tragic characters. Oscar-hated sexuality. Merith is king-shamed. Kevin has to look like Brian Baumgartner. That was mean.

That's really terrible. Yeah. It's not very nice. Really bad guy. And I'm wholly unconcerned about it. Let me ask you this, actually. You can show many more. Oh, go ahead.

Well, we have... Well, no, no. Pull up the next one. I do have a question for you. Yeah, I want to see the next one. It's the same guy every time. Some Lakers fan. Did you piss off Lakers fans?

Is this the same guy? Yeah. It's the same guy every single time. When asked what his favorite role has been in his career, Brian Carson said, Cinnamon, huh? That doesn't even... What the fuck? Wait, who is... Wait, wait. Did you say something about Kobe? That doesn't even... What the fuck? Wait, who is...

Wait, wait. Did you say something about Kobe? He looked... No, is that... Is that Kobe? I don't know. It's his old Lakers. No, it looks like a guy in a Lakers jersey. Why are you such a hater?

I didn't really... What are you talking about? I didn't know you all were fucking haters, whoa. What are you talking about? We're fucking haters. That could be anyone. That could be anyone? Yes. He's literally wearing the same outfit, which means he tweeted it.

Very clean. I actually feel bad. What are the time on these things? And I just met you like 20 minutes ago backstage. I feel bad because I like Brian, so... Do you feel bad? Yeah, well, the bit is that those are all fake. Those aren't me. I mean, I get it.

They're fake, but somebody had to like consciously write those. And that was big time. One of the three of you. We did it with Marlon Humphrey who plays for the Ravens earlier this week. And one of them was, what was the one? Pull up the one about the hilarious.

Wouldn't it be funny if a lanky-ass white dude in a full Lakers uniform beat the ever-living shit out of Marlon Humphrey? And he was sitting right next to him. And he's like, wait, is that you? Ryan, this has been an awful week. Because I'm trying to social climb. And this just isn't working at all. Let me ask you this. Do you read your, for real, do you read your hate?

Do you read your hate? Every single time. Kyle does it every second of every second. You want to murder him. That's right. I forgot. I forgot. I'm going to tie them up and torture them to death.

Really? People who think we're not athletes because we're bad at basketball. One sport. Right. Because he's an actual athlete. He played sports in college. It's not even about that. It's about I'm talking collectively for all of us.

Right. Because we're bad at basketball doesn't mean we're bad athletes. Some of us can like. I will say I'm bad at basketball. 80 pounds on the incline. This is like Doth protest too much. Yeah, and we also have a lot of mental issues on this show.

There's a lot of people here working through some things. Do you read the hate? Oh, here it is. Pull that up again. This was the Marlon Humphrey that we did when he was here. Yeah, I swear to God if I see Marlon Humphrey in person any time in my life, it's fucking on site.

So. No. You don't. You don't hate the hate? You don't get hate. Everyone loves you. Nobody hates you. Trust me, you do.

I don't hate you. That's perfect. Nobody hates you. No. Well, I. No, look. Trust me. They do. There Nobody hates you. No. Well, I – no, look. Trust me. They do. There's no one –

No. They do. Krasinski hates you? Very likable. You're like – every time I've heard you on any interview, when you've come on with PMT, you've been a very fun guest. Who would hate you? No, it just – I just – yeah. Say no.

Say no. Say no. You have no haters. Say no. You have no haters. Zero haters. You have zero haters. I definitely, yeah. Say no. Say no. Say no. You have no haters. Say no. You have no haters. Zero haters. You have zero haters. I definitely have haters.

I might have less than you, but I do have haters. Well, yeah, because you're also not an asshole. Sit down. Brian, what was it like working with... KB. If you're an asshole, you get more haters. I think that's definitely true. That is definitely true.

That is definitely true. That is definitely true. It's something that's probably wrong with us if people hate us. There's a common denominator between all of us. Yeah, we put the hate out there. We're dickheads. And then it comes back. Constantly. Brian, I had a question.

Yes. Reel it in, Seth. I love that you now have to hold this thing. I've had to do it all week, so I gave you a good one. All right, thank you. What was it like working with Ted Kaczynski? I've heard he's kind of a dick in real life. Yeah, he's unfortunate.

He's unfortunate. The whole bomber thing. Oh, man. Friend of yours, though. Yeah, he's a friend of mine. You know we're close personally. That's family. Wait, I didn't... Have you been to a Super Bowl? I have. Yeah, he's a friend of mine. Yeah, yeah. You know we're close personally. That's family. Wait, I didn't – have you been to a Super Bowl?

I have. Yeah, I have. Which ones? My first one actually, which is I think in part because I am a big sports fan, why it's kind of become my favorite episode, we aired after the Super Bowl. Oh, stress relief. Stress relief after the Super Bowl. Big fan.

That was Tampa, Pittsburgh. No, stress relief. Stress relief after the Super Bowl. Big fan. That was Tampa, Pittsburgh, no, I'm sorry, Pittsburgh Cardinals in Tampa. That was a great game. There was one, I think it was in 2011 in Dallas,

I'm pretty sure, where the Packers won the Super Bowl against the Steelers. I'm pretty sure, where the Packers won the Super Bowl against the Steelers. I'm pretty sure. It did happen because Jay Cutler fucking tore his knee and he would have won the NFC Championship game. Oh, that's exactly right. That's all it took.

It also was too cold that day in Chicago. Interesting. It feels like that's pain. No, that's fine. No, that's fine. No, that's all right. No, so I've been to that one. Yeah. All right, well, thank you for coming by.

I'm sorry that we had to show you those mean tweets. Thank you. If you want to kick Nick's ass, you can. Thank you for that. I don't want to do this anymore. It's not all. No, it's fine. I don't want to do this.

It's totally fine. I appreciate it. You handled it better than, actually, yeah, you handled it better than every single guest before. By far. Orlando Skandrick, yeah, you handled it better than every single guest before. By far. Orlando Skandrick, like, literally still hates you. I don't think it ever registered that it was a joke. No, he still thinks it's real. We told him that it was completely Photoshopped and made up, and he still was like, fuck that guy in the Lakers jersey.

No, wait, I'm being totally serious. The entire time I knew that it was him in the Lakers jersey. Yeah, no, I know you're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah'm being totally serious. The entire time I knew that it was him and the Lakers. Yeah, no, I know you're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's awesome. Other people did not know. I forgot that we're all stupid. Yeah, we just figured everyone else was.

Oh, yeah, no, people did not know. Oh. Nick? Football players? Who said that? What? Not me. That's stupid.

Not me, Mr. Bengals. It turns out football players. But it was the guy in the? Not me. Are you stupid? Not me, Mr. Bengals. It turns out football players are stupid. Definitely. But it was the guy in the Lakers jersey. I mean, it couldn't be a more noticeable outfit. Who could that be? That bespectacled man in the burgundy hat in full LeBron. There's plenty of those out there.

You're genuinely the only one who had, like, any idea. Really? The other ones we had to cue. The other ones still do not know. Wait, doesn't that kind of look like him? Zoom in on that. Wait, is it your name, Nick? And then they were like, wait.

We had to really tee it up with them. Like, whoa, what is that profile picture? And your name's Nick, isn't it? What hat is that guy wearing? And the avatar and the jersey. And who's here? And Nick is wearing that right now

only one being in the history of mankind has looked like that or wearing a Cabela's snapback with a Lakers uniform

these are like magnetically not attracted to each other I don't think that particular combination has ever been

worn before well Brian thank you so much can we get a 10x 10x Ryan I don't think that particular combination has ever been worn before. Well, Brian, thank you so much. Can we get a 10x? Thank you. That egg, right? Thank you. He's the man. Thank you.

Appreciate it. Do an ad real quick, Brandon. All right, download DatChat for iPhone and Android in the app stores right now. Please take your whiskey and go to datchat.com slash barstool to get more info and download DatChat. It's the ultimate level of privacy because no screenshotting allowed. I'm just holding your whiskey, sir. It's for you.

This is mine now? Yeah. I'm not a man. I can't drink this. All right, then it's for Big Cat. Hey. Hey, there it is. They were just...

Oh, you're leaving that. Listen, if no one wants it, I'll take it. I'll take it. Give it to Nick. I want to drink it. All right, everybody shut the wants it, I'll take it. I'll take it. Give it to Nick. Give it to Nick. I want to drink it. All right, Brian, shut the fuck up. I want that bad. That was a bit.

I really love you. 10X, one last time for Brian. Brian. Yo, 10X. Fuck yeah, KB. Have you guys met before or something? That was an old college roommate hug. Dude, he's the man.

Did you sniff? Did you sniff him when you hugged? PFT's coming up for the rest of the show. Dude, I'm not going to disappear. I've watched his show ten times. We've got to do a wet wheel, too. Yeah, we've got to do the wet wheel finale. Where does Sas go?

P, probably. He sneaks off when other guests leave. How did he sneak off? He just times it up when other people leave. I'm kind of pissed because he and I really hit it off. Yeah, you did. You did. Now what?

I don't want to do this anymore. Well, we only got this is the last show. Do we have any more guests? No. No, we have one more. One more. And you couldn't possibly have more tweets lined up. Of course not.

Of course not. PFT, you coming? Yeah, PFT's coming up. All right. We also have Nick Mangold here for the whole two hours. Are you going to play the wet wheel with us? Yeah, he's going to play the two hours. Are you going to play the wet wheel with us? Yeah, he's going to play the wet wheel. Fuck yeah, he is.

PFT. You playing the wet wheel? PFT looks like he's dressed for the wet wheel. He's ready. Yes. Oh, your mic sucks. He's got the good one. This is Sass's.

Oh, really? They switched. Nick, he's got the good one. This is Sass's. Oh, really? They switched. Nick, I have a question I just realized. Did you grow up a Bengals fan? Yeah. You did? I did. Whoa.

No, you're not going to the game. You're going back? I got a red eye tonight. Okay, so. The wheel better be just. Yes, the wheel better be just. I'm not flying moist. Well, that's not your choice, brother.

You look like a guy that just doesn't dry off. No, you're like a five-towel man. At least. Also, can you imagine if you're sitting on an airplane and Nick Mangold sits down next to you? Sopping wet. Sopping wet. He's just dripping. You'll never believe me.

That's what it's like. You tweet out. You'd be like, oh, there's this big former NFL player sitting in the middle row, and he's just dripping all over me. And people would be like, I'll take things that didn't happen for $500. I would rather sit next to a terrorist on a bed than a wet box cutter. Wait, so is your family, like what happens when you get to the NFL and you play in the NFL for a decade? Does your family stop rooting for the Bengals? They're Jets fans now forever?

They're Jets fans, but they're also Bengals fans. They get both in. My kids are Jets fans. They don't care anything about the Bengals. That makes sense. That's a nice bonus to double your odds of ever getting a championship. It's that easy. Different franchises.

Zero times two. One of the Jets. It's real Sophie's choice. One of the Jets kind of hurts it. Yeah. When are you, when are we going to start doing the Nick Mangold should really be a Hall of Famer thing? Because, like, Tony Buscelli just got elected to the Hall of Fame.

I feel like he had that groundswell. So when is it? So if we go by Tony, we've got about 15 more years. Okay, but that, like, we could start, you know, racking up. How many Pro Bowls? Seven. How many, any All-Pros? Three. Oh, that's all the same numbers? Three All-Pros? Let's do it. Did you ever have any, like,

consecutive snaps and blade streak? You needed that. Writers love that. Not consecutive snaps. I had 76 straight starts, I think. Oh, wow. That works. Have you ever been ejected? No. I got two other people ejected. Okay. Oh, wow. That works. Okay. Have you ever been ejected? No. I got two other people ejected.

Okay. Oh, who? Oh, you snitched on them? No, they came to help me out, and they were the ones that got ejected. Oh. Willie Clone and... It's got to be racist. Well, Willie makes sense.

Willie makes sense. He doesn't need a lot of help. He's also still pissing me that I didn't pay his fine. He got hit for 25K. He's like, you going to pay? I'm like, I didn't pay his fine. He got hit for 25K. He's like, are you going to pay? I'm like, I didn't do it. Yeah. Nick Mangold made me buy his five-hour energy at the Pink Dot today.

What? I was in front of him in line, and he just put his up there. Rookie. Wow. He had to haste his ass. He got him. He got him. I was like, really?

All right, so we've got to get it going in a few years. Three All-Pros Pros, that is. That's good. Who just got elected this year? Leroy Butler? I think Leroy got in. I think he had three All Pros. He did make team of the decade or whatever, the decade list.

See, I missed that because it was in between decades. All right, so we need to do like an in between decades list. We could do that. That would help. All right, we've got to start doing this. We've. We could do that. That would help. All right. We've got to start doing this. We've got to get Dan Heron and Nick Mangold into the Hall of Fame.

I would love it. You would? You would induct me. Yes, there we go. All right. No, you're really not getting that. Yeah. You've got to say like,

I'll let Peter King give my induction speech. Yeah. And then let him start the momentum for you. Get things going. Yeah. That's not a bad idea.

I'm not against private. I would honestly rather not be in the Hall of Fame if the stipulation was like, Peter King has to induct you into this. Yeah. Peter King has to talk about you. Yeah, that would suck. Should we talk a little sports? We're going to do a little. Let's do a little sports real quick.

Talk sports first. Yeah, for a second. I'll zone out. I'll finish this. You guys do it. Okay. Do your thing. Did you bring that from I'll finish this. You guys do it. Okay. Do your thing. Did you bring that from the hotel? Yes. Okay. Loophole.

Can I just say? It's not a loophole. It didn't stop me. It's not allowed. Not a loophole. Can I just say what a good job you guys do? Like, the yak, it just dawned on me that this is just a very elaborate setup to piss Brandon Walker off in public as much as possible. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Although we've actually gotten away from that a little bit. There was a stretch where he was convinced that everything we did, literally every single thing we did was with him in mind. I mean, this is a narcissist in him, was just to fuck him over. It just happened. You had a cold streak. There was a time when it was all about pissing me off. Right.

Remember when we took his lunch for like a month straight? We jumped the shark. We were so mean to him. I felt so bad. It wasn't even funny. I think we just hated you. Leave that man that's 20 years older than you alone. It's like textbook abuser behavior.

You just treat him like absolute shit, and then once a year you treat his son like a king. Yeah, that's true. Twice a year now, though. He thinks that everything is set up against him. It's not. It's not. Let's talk some basketball. Let's talk some football.

Brandon, you kind of pussied out. Wait, your mind's on hoops. No, let's talk some football. TJ, will you hit the music? We'll get some hoops. Let's play some hoops. Nothing is just set up for win. No.

Nothing. No bits. No. Except for having Brian Laundrie on. We can only play seven seconds of that song. No. Nothing. No bits. No. Except for having Brian Laundrie on. We can only play seven seconds of that song. We could. Yeah. I was like, TJ, can you play No Rain so we can make Brandon do his show?

Can you hold up your sign out there? Thank you very much. They don't even sell those. Did you steal that? Play that again, TJ. From the hotel. Wait, flip it around. Did Brandon sign that and give it to you?

Yeah. No, I haven't signed it yet, but I did give it to her. Okay. She wore a Brandon Walker shirt the other day on Monday. I signed it, and I said, are you coming back? And I said, when you come back, I'll give you that sign. Because I'm a good fucking guy. You're a great guy.

Yeah, what is... What's her thing? Yeah, all right. She settled down. Wait, TJ, play it again. I want Brandon to have to introduce the Super Bowl. We can't do it. Seven seconds total.

Yeah. What? That was it? Seven seconds? That was it? That's all we're can't do it. Is it pick central? Yeah. What? That was it? Seven seconds? That was it? That's all we're allowed to play? Can we play it again? Nope.

We really can't. It's kind of a good theme song. All right. Welcome into pick central. We're talking Super Bowl, Rams, and Bengals. Huh? Boring. This sucks.

We'll give you one more chance to restart. Sunday night, the big game. Here we go. Any Bengals fans in the house? Yes. Oh. That's it. We're the average looking white guy back there.

That guy's not average looking. He is average looking. That guy's handsome as all hell. Start it again. Let's go. He reminds me of me. Stand up, young man. I want to see how handsome you are. Come on. Brandon said he's an average looking guy. That guy's handsome as all hell. He is. He was a button. He reminds me of me. Stand up, young man. I want to see how handsome you are. Come on. Brandon said he's an average

looking guy. That's a handsome guy, Brandon. Shake some ass for us. Shake a little ass. Shake some ass. Honestly, make a clap. Low-key thick. So I was talking to Nick before we came on stage here, and I didn't know this, but Nick is now

sharing a hotel room, or he took over Billy Football's hotel room. By the way, I just – That's what? A tornado hit it. How? It just dawned on me that you just got fucking cocked. Oh, yeah. You're not Nick.

You're Nick Jr. Yeah, I got to be Nick Jr. I think he's fine with that. Because when you started that story, I was like, what? Yeah. But, yeah, Billy did not clean his hotel room. Billy's room is not good. And he warned me.

He warned me. In Billy's mind, that's like he did his job by being like, hey, instead of cleaning, I'm just going to be like, hey, Nick Mangold, something happened in my room. I don't know what happened, but just heads up. It's not good. Does it smell bad? Yes. How does this happen? Mine smells horrendous. Yeah, me too.

You've had a bunch of fans in your room. You've had a ton of fans. Kevin, Tim. A Kindle. Clothes everywhere. I'm just shocked that Billy had a Kindle. Like, Billy and reading doesn't really seem like it would go together. Oh, gentlemen.

I have presents for you. Oh. Yes, a bread bag. Let's go. Usually that's the most suspicious bag I've ever seen. So this is, here, pass this over. That's a large down there. KB.

So this is my barbecue sauce that I'm here. Oh. Owens. Oh. So this is my barbecue sauce that I'm here. That's Owens. I thought for a second you did a really good job of sneaking beers on stage. No, I'm not that good. Let's see, Roan's not here, right? No. So you get Roan's.

Okay, nice. Let's see here. That's yours. How often do you just walk around with a duffel bag of sauce? I fly all the way to L.A. Who wants this shirt that I don't want at all? You want it. It's going to make you feel good.

Oh, no. That's Nick Jr.'s. I think that means that they're dealing barbecue sauce on the streets these days. This is where you can get it. Were you able to fly with all this stuff? Because you have to check a bag of sauce. fly with all this stuff? And that's it. Because you have to check a bag of sauce. Kyle, why?

Oh, hell yeah. And I got some Che and TJ. Time out, time out, time out, time out. Nick, I actually want one for myself. Okay, I'll get you one. That was a bit. Yeah, it was a bit. It was a good one.

It was a good one, too. It's hanging up there. No one's going to get it now. No one is. All right, can I give you a little tip, Nick? He didn't. He didn't. What?

Give you? Well, you don't. Here, Brandon, you can take Roan's. I don't want Roan's. No, you should put Roan's shirt on. It's sized correctly. I'm glad everyone got one. Can I give you a tip, Nick?

Uh-huh. You need to rebrand your sauce to Nick Mangold's Hall of Fame sauce. Oh. Now everyone's thinking, like, what? This guy, Hall of Fame? Okay. Have a Hall of Fame flavor. Yeah.

That's a good idea. Yes. I like this. Sticky, icky. Listen, we're starting. Okay. Have a Hall of Fame flavor. Yeah. That's a good idea. Yeah. I like this. Strive and the facts. Listen, we're starting too early. Yeah, that's true. 15 years. 15.

15 years. We need to, you know. Have you actually thought about it, though? Because I actually have seen some Jets beat writers kind of get on the podium for you. So have you, like, has it dawned on you? Because I know you're being humble. No, I'm not humble. No, it was awesome.

When I got the call that I was in the pool that could be nominated, I was like, this is amazing and it's happening this year. And then when I didn't make the semi-finalists, I was like, that kind of sucks. But at the same time, in my mind, I can't control it right now.

I mean, you can campaign as much as you want, but if there isn't that groundswell to it, it doesn't really matter. Well, we're going to start it. Yeah, we just need to remind people you got Mark Sanchez to an AFC championship game. Twice. Twice. Twice.

That's the biggest stat that you can ever drop. Yeah. Twice. And you didn't cause the butt fumble. Yes. You blocked correctly on that. The other guy on the butt fumble. Who was that?

The running back? Or the actual butt fumble E. Who got blown up? Whose butt got hit? See, he didn't get blown up. Oh, he was a true third. Because he ran into him, right? He ran into him, took out his legs. You're going against Vince Wilford. I don't know if you've ever seen him, but he's like 380 pounds.

There was no check. We should definitely do that. You can watch it in slow motion. He buckled Brandon Moore's knees. And it's funny. It's a good story. We're sitting in the cafeteria after the game, and they're playing it on ESPN over and over again.

And Brandon's sitting there in his wallows eating his breakfast. He's like, this is how I'm going to be remembered. And I'm sitting there. I'm like, no one's going to remember this. You'll be fine. Then he goes a year straight on the not top ten. He's like, I think people are going to remember it. It's like an iconic, iconic play.

It's fucked up because it's a play that, yeah, it's funny, but they bring it up as much as they can still to this day. They'll be like, oh, it's the seven-year anniversary of the play that we all remember. It's Thanksgiving. Can we just talk about that? I'm trying to enjoy a nice meal. We haven't even gotten into the fives.

We're still doing the one-year anniversary. It can't go to 10-year, 15. We're still doing, hey, listen, 12-year anniversary. It's back, baby. Let's do this. I have a real question for you, Nick. Then we're going to do the wet wheel. This is a real sports question. I know there are some people who like barstool sports.

They saw us play basketball, and then we put that to rest. We're athletes. We are. At least your guys' video isn't getting posted on every single channel that Barstool owns. Can we actually watch that real quick again? What? Sass's specific clip.

Yeah, no, it is. That was everywhere. That was the best part. They tried it with, like, three different captions. It was, like, when hockey players play basketball, Ben Simmons on the loose. Yeah. And then there was one when you nut and she keeps sucking.

Yeah. And there was one that was just like, this guy is fucking stupid. I watched it so many times last night. It's so funny. It is funny.

The fact that it was... I didn't realize you took the first shot, got the rebound, and went down the other way. That's the best part is the game is a stupid game. Let's do a KB attempted rebound counter.

So, first of all, I would love to get these guys on the mat. For one minute, Nick. Let's go. Fucking. Oh, KB. You know what I'm saying, though? Look it, I crossed up, Nick. I hate one minute.

You know what I'm saying, though. Basketball isn't a gauge of that. I'm worried about him, though. People are also breaking down. I'm a great basketball player. No, not basketball. Wrestling. Oh, he fucked me up.

No, you should lean on him. Sass, people were pointing out, too, that my defense on you, I couldn't have dropped back. No, I couldn't have dropped back. I gave you so much room on your shot. I was like, go ahead, take like a four-footer. I was just running backwards. That's what you say now. That's not what you were thinking in the moment.

You were playing aggressive. You could see it in my face. I'm like, he's not – he could shoot it from anywhere. And then I end up – actually, that game I actually got the first shot. Rone passed it to you in a free-for-all. And I won. Did anybody score in that game? Yeah, no, we all had to score.

The rest of the clip, we all scored. Actually, Nick lost. But then in the second game where Ronan passed to you, I shot a three in your fucking face. Yeah, in your eye. And then I hit a three as soon as the game ended. When it was over. Brandon, you look like you're exasperated to be hanging out with people that can't hoop. No, it's not that.

Again, Brandon doesn't. I couldn't be in the sun. Brandon can't say that he can hoop... I couldn't be in the sun. Brandon can't say that he can hoop when he can't be in the sun. Yeah. Well, the sun... There's gyms everywhere. It doesn't matter.

There's gymnasiums everywhere. You would have lost that game. You would have lost that game. No, I wouldn't have. Yes, you would have. Yes, you would, because you would have been crying because you had already been in the sun for 20 minutes.

I would have gotten out to an early lead and I would have respectfully walked away. We had already been hooping for 20 minutes, you idiots. We already played two games of knockout. Knockout's not hooping. Knockout's harder than that was. You can't run up and down a court. That's true.

And in the sun. And the sun was out. No, he missed that. He airballed that. What is this? This is my between the legs. Look at this. Oh, I poked it out.

Professor. And then, bam. What? I like how the camera left, and I was like, wait, this actually might not go in. Yeah. That wasn't a one in a trillion shot for me. It's like a carnage game. I'm sorry, Sass.

Yeah, that shot is as close as a make can be to a miss. Yes. Your foot was on the line, though. You can't make it any worse than that. Is it a two? It's a two. All right, wait. Somebody commented, just be like, I could tell. Your foot was on the line though. It's a two. Is it a two? It's a two. Somebody commented I could tell Nick played

in like junior high. No they didn't. No one commented that. Not even close. I do respect that guy who said Ronan is so unathletic I have to unfollow him.

And he did. And he did. And he did. And he did. What about this one? It's actually impressive to work and write for a company

that's whole environment is sports and somehow being this bad at sports. I will kill you. Dillorama, I will tie you up and murder you. You are such a loser. You are 34 and you still care

about how people perform in sports? I will kill you. So Kyle has been getting hate on Twitter and what he's been doing is DMing them. And Kyle, you DMed a guy and you said you should be texting hoes. And what did you DMed a guy. And I always lose. You should be texting hoes. And what did he say back?

He said, I am texting one right now. I can't win. These burner accounts are undefeated. Fuck them. Damn it. Kyle, I didn't know that happened. But they won't show their face. Or they probably will. Yeah, no, that guy will.

What is that guy? I want to follow him. He's funny. You got Yeah no that guy will Cause he owns you What is that guy I wanna follow him He's funny You got destroyed by that guy I get destroyed by everyone I'm getting so mad You can't go out of your way And DM someone Who's being mean to you

I'm fucking getting blacked out I'm withdrawing from Kratom I'm so mad All the time No bison in a month What are you gonna do To ease the withdrawals from Kratom You got me hooked on Kratom It is'm so mad. All the time. No bison in a month? What are you going to do to ease the withdrawals from Kratom? You got me hooked on Kratom.

It is your fault. This is the first time it's ever been said. You recommended it to me. I did not recommend Kratom to you. You said it's over the counter. You can get it from any smoke shop in New York City. It's very easy. It's like a light opioid. But none of you guys do heroin. I don't. And I don't do Kratom. I did Kratom one time this summer.

And I tried it. And you told me. I tried it. And you know I'm vulnerable as hell. And I respect't. No. I don't do creative. I did creative one time this summer. And I tried it. And you told me. I tried it. And you know I'm vulnerable as hell. There's no way this would be legal. I respect you. Yeah. You're the guy I want to be. You've got to switch to heroin to get off creative.

That's what you have to do. I'm about to start smoking cigarettes. I would legitimately shoot heroin right now. Stop. I know. Stop. No irony. I would.

Let's do a wet wheel. Let's do a wet wheel. Wet wheel. Let's do a wet wheel. All right. a wet wheel. Let's do a wet wheel. All right, so here's what I think we've got to do. So who's the last two? Owen and Steven? Owen and Che.

Yeah, but now we have two more. I know, so I'm thinking about it. I'm gamifying it. I think all four are on. Well, think about it. Let me talk about football's hottest and most intense game. Okay, yes. This wet wheel's got to be brought to you by talk. You need game day snacks to match the intensity.

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All right? Take one, pass it down. Because the wheel's just, and PFT and Nick have been here today. They're our guests. We're not going to just throw them into the wheel that we've been playing all week. So we're going to make the wheel. All four of you are going to be on it. Owen, Che, Nick, and

PFT. I think that if Che or Owen get three times, they have to go. If PFT or Nick get five times, they have to go. So they have or Nick get five times, they have to go. So they have to basically get five before anyone else gets three. So wait, I'm going to –

That seems almost impossible. That seems needlessly complicated. Why is that needlessly complicated? It's really not complicated. It's not complicated at all. If the wheel spins and it lands on Nick Mangold five times before it lands on Che or Owen three times, he's getting wet. Okay, all right.

Or if it does the same for PFT, he's getting wet. If Che or Owen have it three times, they are getting wet. So it's a race to three or five. Yeah, because they should get a benefit here because they just showed up. Right. Like, that's not fair to them to be like, oh, it's all you. I want to make sure that we're honoring the integrity of the wheel. It is.

That is true. I don't want to mess that up. That truly is. The wheel is just. If it needs to be five, it'll get to five. Right, exactly. Like, if one of you has sinned, looking at you, PFT, and Nick, you will end up wet, Nick Sr. That truly is. The wheel is just. If it beats 55, it'll get to five. Right. Exactly. Like, if one of you has sinned, looking at you, PFT, and Nick, you will end

up wet. Nick Sr. That's how it works. Nick Sr. Big Nick. Big Nick and Little Nick. But people call me Big Nick a lot. No, they don't. No one does. They call you Average to Below Average Nick. That's right. That's right. They do. It's a long nickname, but it works.

Every time we have a Nick come in, they get the... We had that guy that came in, he's Cool Nick. I was so much cooler than that guy. Oh, no, he was cooler than you. I remember Cool Nick. I miss that guy. I think about him all the time. You guys, if it's you, you have to break that fucking floating bottle.

I want it in a billion pieces. I can hold on to your glasses while you jump, too. That's nice while you go to the pool. I've been thinking about breaking that bottle. I really want to a billion pieces. I can hold on to your glasses while you jump, too. That's nice while you go to the pool. I've been thinking about breaking that bottle. I really want to try them on. Try them on. The very first thing you told us when we got here was do not break the bottle. I was waiting for an excuse to ask.

You could have asked. Oh, yeah. Oh, you look fly. Oh, shit. Wow. Those are yours now. Wow. Oh, my God.

Holy shit. Fuck. Somebody my God. Holy shit. Fuck. Somebody send me that GIF. You know Sass is feeling himself when he does this look. Go on, mate. His lips disappear? Yeah, no, he goes like this. He shows off the Wi-Fi logo on his forehead.

Do it. Oh, shit, dude. You're going to take all Kyle's honeys. Bless you, Kyle. You should be Travis when you wear those. All right, let's spin it. Let's spin it. Let's spin it.

This is the conclusion. So this is the conclusion of the wheel. This is the last wet wheel of the week. The driest man, maybe not of the week, but in the world. Yes, in the world. Driest in the world. Here we go. Now, isn't there going to be three?

What? The only two eligible for dri ester you and Jim yes But you could both survive the God God. Yes, correct All right, here we go. Let's go to this elimination No, it's not Everyone understands, right? I didn't think it was that hard. It's a little hard. It is? It's not hard.

I didn't think it was hard. All right, one for Che. One for Che. One for Che. So you get him some net. Just a quick timeout. If Che gets two more, what happens? He's wet.

Okay, good. See? Simple. You got this. Sorry, these talkies are hot. What if PFT gets four more? He's wet. Okay, there you sorry. These talkies are hot. What if he gets four more? Okay, there you go I need to see his splash ever since the day I met him. I needed to see why are you putting that evil on me?

All right. No, no, no, no Don't stress every time I meet a man I think of their splash The wheel is just Every time I meet a man, I think of their splash. Size him up. The wheel is just. Let's see that guy hit a candle. Uh-oh. Oh, no. There you go. There you go.

Stop making it. Everyone has one. Stop making it. You're safe. You're safe. Everyone has one. This wheel knows what it's doing. The wheel is just.

It is. It's never done us wrong. Except that one time that he made that kind of win. Yeah. That was the only thing. He's got two. Next one on Che and he beat that guy. Yeah. He's got two. Next one on Che and he's going in. And he's banned from water.

Yeah. I want to see how he goes about this. This tattoo is near important. Oh, no. Che. It's over. Che. Owen's the driest of the offense.

Owen, we know. Say it. Bye-bye. Dry. Say it, Owen. Dry. Dry. Yeah, that's right. Bye-bye.

See you, Steven. Can Che poem Sunday as he jumps in? Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh, he's taking off his belt. Oh, God. It's okay.

This guy's like a cop. I don't think we can show the tweet that I got that was very funny today. No, probably not. No, yes, you can. Oh, yes, you can. I think you could show it. Can you show it? TJ, can we show the tweet?

Can you show it? I don't, there's no, there's actually no nudity. No, no, no, everything's in that girl's mouth. There's no nudity. She was a pitster. She was straight out of bed. I think you can show it. Steven.

Jay. Steven, make sure someone's filming you, yeah. Deuces, brother. And you're going to eat your ice cream as you go. My guy, deuces. In your hand. Have fun in the pool. L.A. was a movie.

Bye-bye. Bye. I love L.A. KB. Oh fun in the pool. L.A. was a movie. Bye-bye. Bye. I love L.A., KB. I love it. I'm addicted to this town. This town sucks. This city suits you. These people are pathetic.

Everyone wants to be famous. They're dying to be famous. They should die and then be famous for how they killed this city. They are losers. The crowd is cool. I like the crowd. Do you like this crowd today? This is a good crowd. Everyone in LA that's not here is there. But everyone else, yeah. Is that kid wearing your jersey?

He is. I gave it to him. Yeah, that guy, that cemented your loserdom. No, he's the man. Can we show it to TJ or no? Are we saying no? Got the AliExpress. Are we able later to get TJ out here for a second just to show it?

Yes. And TJ hasn't gotten on the stage yet. I want to get some well-deserved love. I talked to him earlier. He's really nervous. For what? To get on the stage. Yeah, yeah, he is.

He was throwing up. Just imagine. That's right. TJ, can we show it or no? Yeah, TJ. He hasn't gotten an answer. Sharky Duck got an answer. We hasn't given an answer everyone loves the tattoo no not the tattoo

oh he got in there you go buddy he just passed his sign in can we see the picture of Che yeah this was Che in our hotel gym well Che actually went to crunch and said he was KB he never went

how soon I forget you didn't go Well, Che actually went to Crunch and said he was KB. He never went. That's exactly right. How soon I forget. You didn't go. What? You went this morning, did you not? I did. And you have a hefty limp. Did you see him limping?

He didn't realize I was hiding behind a van to get that video. I did not realize it. He's kind of fucked up with me. Very injured. I saw him from a really far way I took a lot of like Percocets and now I'm fine he took Tylenol

he was going he was limping and he was like I'm going to get Tylenol we can't be in LA much longer I'm doing a solo pod he's going to die but the But the numbers. The numbers. The numbers.

The numbers, like the day after he died, would make it worth it. Right. Yes. It would be like a week after he died.

We'd definitely be top 15 episode. Here's the story. We have a handful of thumbnails ready. Yeah. I already have written a blog

for when he dies. I'm not on purpose. I don't fuck with Downers. Like a pre-obituary? Yeah, because I don't want Nate to be the KB death blog. Do you think that anybody at this company has a pre-obituary written at a news station? Maybe Dave.

You think Dave does? Yeah. I wouldn't. Probably not. Without a doubt. So Jeff and Ken Jack have pre-dead graphics for celebrities. Right. Yeah.

They've been sitting on the Queens forever. Hugh died, and Jeff was like, shit, I don't have them. I don't have them. Yeah, it was a sudden one. Yeah. Might have been Saget. It was Saget. Yeah.

Oh, no. Yeah. Real tragedy. But he has a Templar ready. Drag and drop. Oh, man. We're just dying for this picture. Do another ad.

Mangled, I remember I was at Meadowlands, and you probably weren't on the team at the time, but I remember you guys, or it was the game to determine if you made it to the playoffs or not. This one far, Brett Favre was on the Packers, and you guys beat him like 44-0. I wasn't on the team that year. Nah.

Did that actually happen? It was the highlight of my life. I think it on the team that year. Nah. Did that actually happen? It was the highlight of my life. I think it was like 2002. Sounds about right. That's well... You were still in high school, yeah. No, I was in college. Mine was a Yankee game probably.

Is Chad getting wet right now? Oh, yeah. I don't know if anyone's following. He's got to get his ice cream maybe. Oh, they're walking. Oh, there he is. There he is. Oh, God.

What's he got? He's got to eat. Oh, he's got his ice cream. You're right. But he's got it in the... I think he's pouring it. Oh, he's walking. Oh, there he is. There he is. Oh, God. What's he got? He's got to eat. Oh, he's got ice cream. You're right. But he's got it in the – I think he's pouring it. Oh, he's just dropping it. Eat that. Eat that.

Eat that, Che. Che. Eat that. Che. Oh, he's making the cone. They can't hear us. No, they can. Che made me buy that ice cream as well.

Speaking of eating off the sidewalk, Owen, you ate off the Michael Buble star. Oh, that's disgusting. That was good. Great video. Yeah, that was fun. That was great. Great video. Yeah, that was fun. Yeah? Just in and out. Yeah, it was quick.

Honestly? He said we had to get a drink because he felt like there was hair in his mouth. Oh, dude. Yeah. I started to feel sick. I feel better. But it was disgusting. But I did it in one take and somehow fist-bumped the same guy twice.

Yeah, he did. Oh, yeah, here he goes. You're walking confidently. Wait, is that that handsome guy from the audience? That guy's way uglier. No, that's an older man. That's an ugly man. But look how fast he goes in.

I think you've done this before. Well, never, Buble. Did you just Euro-step her? Yeah, I think he did. I think you Euro-stepped her. Okay, is this Buble? Buble. Did you just Eurostep her? Yeah, I think he did. I think you Eurostepped her. Okay, is this Buble? This was the dumbest punishment. This is Buble.

All right. So he's got the... Is that chicken nuggets? That's right. Buble. Look how fast. Out. Direct center.

I'd imagine that would be the cleanest part. Well, that's the tray that they build in for it. Yeah, that's meant for ketchup, actually. People don't know that. Thanks. Thanks, one person. You didn't even clean up the ketchup? I don't get how the Bengals got still here.

He transcended space. How did he pass you? I don't get that. I love the Bengal guy's like, you just take a nugget off the blood. Nice. I love it. Someone was like, I'm here for Regis. Actually, we should shout out like celebrities and shows.

And the first person to eat ketchup off of that one gets like Nick Mangold's T-shirt. Yeah. You don't want it? Okay, I want that one. I do want it. That one is probably worth a lot of money. What? All of 15 cents.

That's like the pizza from Breaking Bad that Walter White threw on the roof by accident. It exactly is. I love the fact that it's going to be very inconvenient for someone to get that. Very. They're going to need a ladder. Yeah, I don't like that. I like the manager, Jeff. He's a great guy.

He's a good guy, yeah. Here's Jay at Crunch Fitness today. Yeah, let's see it. And I'll read. Oh, you had to censor it. So someone tweeted this at me. That's so dangerous. The tweet said, Stephen Che just was sent this photo of you from your college days.

I have to say I'm very impressed with the form. And Stephen replied in the text message group. He said, not sure what's more flattering, people thinking I can squat that much or people thinking I got my dick sucked in college. All right, Che. You have to let us know that you never got a blowjob in college. But he did. He let us know.

He did let us know. This is a thousand X. That is a thousand X. That's a thousand X. That's the first time a thousand X has ever been achieved. Maybe the last. Do you think that there's such a thing as like a gym slash brothel? Where you can go and actually get that as a service?

Oh, here he goes. Here he goes. Oh, Palm Sunday? Break that bottle, Jay. Gym slash brothel Palm Sunday Break that bottle J better break it. Oh wait. I want to see how he's keeping his arm dry He's not going to Oh He's not I don't think he's gonna jump on the new New Amsterdam ball. He's not going to make it from there. No, he's not going to jump because he's got a stupid tattoo. Oh, what the fuck?

Oh, he better break it. This is the last day to break it. Nick, tell him to break it. Break it. I don't think he can break it. Tell him. Che, break it, please. Oh, here we go.

He's going to the deep end. He's going to the deep end. I think he forgot about his tattoo. Yeah, 100%. Yeah, yeah. He has no idea. He's going to the deep end. What in the fuck is he doing? He has no idea. Everything for Che is so serious. We're thinking Les here. Jump in the goddamn pool. Wait, guys, we can sell this.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, shit. This jump is brought to us by Roman Swipes. Oh, no. Oh, no. Whoa.

No, go under. Go under. He better submerge his face. Oh, the talkie's back. What does he do? Oh, he did sell it. He managed to bring in every brand we have. Luckily, they're packed with flavor.

Yeah, that's right. He definitely got his arm wet, too. Yeah, I think he just did. He's going to freak. That was brutal. Let's tell him, like, chlorine, like, his tattoo will be gone tomorrow. Yeah. We can convince him that.

He'd absolutely believe it. I was telling him last night that his tattoo, you know, obviously the apostrophe that's missing, that's bad. But Brock Osweiler, the old quarterback for the Broncos, Texans, has a tattoo in the same spot on his arm that has an extraneous apostrophe. I thought you were going to say too many apostrophes.

He does. He has an apostrophe that shouldn't be there. What's that? What's it say again? It says, live life to its fullest. It's an apostrophe, so it is fullest. That's what it says. So we need to do a skin graft. We gotta get a skin graft. Shay would accept a piece of Brock Osweiler's skin.

Brock Osweiler and Shay. Wait, wait. You have his number? No. Do you? Brock Osweiler? No. Let's tweet at him. Donate the apostrophe. Yeah, no, it should be like a or trade. No, he should put it on his license

so if he dies, we can get his apostrophe in a cooler to Che. Yeah, he's an apostrophe donor. Worst case scenario. Yeah, right. Alright, everyone do your part. I have a real football question for Nick.

Hit me. Alright. As an offensive lineman, how much, when everyone's like, dude, the Bengals aren't going to be able to block the Rams, do you see that as the case? Or you're like, they'll be able to figure something out? Like, how much of a mismatch do you think this is going to be? On the line.

I think it is going to be a big one, but I don't think it's going to be as big as people think it's going to be. Okay. Like, I think, I mean. There we go, Bengals. Cincinnati's offensive line still gets paid two. But they're bad. But they're not that bad.

They gave up nine sacks in Tennessee. I know, that is the talking point. They give up nine sacks in Tennessee. They come back, go against Kansas City, get the job done, and they get the win. So, as long as they get the job done, Joe Burrow is going to work his magic. And at some point, unfortunately, someone's going to have to put their big boy pants on and block Aaron Donald one-on-one. So did you ever have to block Aaron Donald?

No. Yeah. You did. How'd it go? Fine. Fine. Because you're a Hall of Famer. You put him in his place.

Exactly. What did you have to do? What was your, like, thought process of, like, how you were going to block him? Just block him. Just block him? Yeah. As simple as that? It really is.

Was it just you one-on-one? Why isn't everybody else doing that? I don't know. What is their deal? They haven't cracked the code yet. That's all you do. Did the Bengals reach out to maybe bring you in for this game? No.

That would have been sick. We have no connection. No, but that would have been sick. It would have been fun. You'd be like, I've done this before. I got this. I didn't do this before. Oh, just for the game.

No, blocking Aaron Donald. You're a specialist. You're a before. Oh, just for the game. No, blocking Aaron Donald. You're a specialist. Yeah, no. Well, I am. No. I mean, everyone says, like, Dick Mangold had Aaron Donald's number. Correct. He's the Aaron Donald stopper.

The stopper. Yeah. So I guess what my question boils down to is, like, can the Bengals just try a little bit harder? If they go 10x. Yeah! 10x! The Bengals bring me in to give the pregame locker room speech. That's all they gotta do.

You guys suck, but if you fucking try 10 times harder, you will win this game. I think night before. Night before. That way they can sleep on it and be like, you know what, he's right. It's gotta resonate. 11x. You can't just digest that all in one sitting. Right.

You've got to be ready to go. Ten X. So do you think the Bengals are going to win the game? I do. Whoa. Let's go. Let's go. They're not.

Hence the shirt. Brandon's a hater. He says it on chili. I think the Rams are going to beat the shit out of them. You are a hater. You are a hater. They're a better football team. Are you wrong a lot, though?

But Joe Burrow. Thank you,, though? But Joe Burrow. Thank you, Joe Burrow. The more often you play a team who's better than you, it's going to even out. I know the Bengals beat the Chiefs twice, and it's also one game. All you've got to do is be better that day. Okay. They've already done it. Two teams they're not as good as in the playoffs.

Who? The Titans and the Chiefs. Okay. And I don't think they're going to do it a third time. That's all. But at some point they are beating these teams. They are. The Rams are also here. They're also in the Super Bowl.

Yeah, lucky. How are they lucky? I don't know. The 49ers should have beaten them. Yeah. Well, the Chiefs should have beaten the Bengals. Bucs should have beaten them. Cardinals should have beaten them. They just started slow. I actually think the Bills would have beaten the Bengals and then the Bills would have beaten the Rams. I agree slow. I actually think the Bills would have beaten the Bengals, and then the Bills would have beaten the Rams. I agree with that.

Yeah, the Bills were the best team. Right, but they didn't make it. They didn't make it. Same thing. The Rams might be a better team, but the Bengals are playing better football right now. Ooh, I like that. Then who?

Right now. Then everybody. The Rams. They're not playing better than the Rams. The Rams are here. The Bengals beat the Chiefs. Barely. But the Rams got lucky.

Right. Good point. The Bengals worked for it. Right. The Rams just kind of showed up. The Bengals beat the Chiefs. Barely. But the Rams got lucky. Right. Good point. The Bengals worked for it. Right. The Rams just kind of showed up. The Bengals went through the draft. The Rams bought their team. Correct.

Exactly. But that's legal. That works, too. Yeah, but that doesn't work. It's legal, but it is working. They're a Super Bowl. No, we're putting an asterisk. Yeah.

They drafted their best players. Too many who? Who? Von Millen? Cooper Cupp? Aaron Donald? What the fuck are you doing right now? Whoa. That's Nick Jr. I'm on the Rams. Oh, yeah, Nick Jr. He's? What the fuck are you doing right now? Whoa.

That's Nick Jr. I'm on the Rams. Oh, yeah, Nick Jr. He's been on the Rams. He's played in the four. He predicted the five. Yeah, he did predict this entire thing. What the fuck, Nick?

December. Was it December? It was August 5th? No, was it really? Yeah. August. Can we play that clip? I don't want to.

Please. No, please play it. Guys, it's nothing. It's just a simple game once you figure it out. It is easy. It's quite simple. It's all geometry, really. Wait.

It was really August 5th? Yeah. If this is right, we have to, like, you have to just tweet all the time. I don't want to. What are you talking about? You said Bengals-Rams? No, I didn't. I said Bengals-Rams before the playoffs.

He said Rams. But I said Rams Super Bowl champs in August 5th. Oh, but the Bengals-Rams you did say before the playoffs, though. Yeah. That's pretty good. So two predictions. Yeah. Both right. Possibly. I suppose so. Oh, but you need to be an athlete to write about

sports. That's a good idea. That's something you need to be able to do. Most athletes I know, no offense, are like the dumbest people I've ever met. No offense. By a significant margin. Can barely even turn a computer on, let alone

write a blog. I've got to come clean about my prediction. And you've gone to the hospital for every little illness. I forgot he was in the NFC and AFC. So I just remember the Steelers played the Seahawks. So I chose the two teams in their division. Because I didn't want to say two teams in the AFC. And that's

just how, it's funny how things work. I think sometimes that's what happens also on ESPN when they bring in the analystsFC. Smart. That's very smart. And that's just how, it's funny how things work. I think sometimes that's what happens also on ESPN when they bring in the analysts that have crunched the numbers and watch all the film. They're like,

fuck, he's in the NFC again? I was so afraid on the rundown I was going to say two teams in the NFC. So I just had to think of a Super Bowl matchup. Here comes Che,

wet. Kinda. His arm dry. His arm is dry. His arm is dry. It's very dry. Now, let's brew him. Brew! I think he gets an ass kiss. Guys, what the heck?

What the heck? Oh, you guys are just giving me guff. Dude. Dude, that's funny. That was funny. They don't mean it. Okay, we're busting chops. I can do this, too. Stephen Che is the type of're busting chops. Dude. I can do this, too.

Stephen Chase is the type of guy who's like, yeah, I can bust chops, too. I hope your mom gets cancer. Yeah. Oh, I got to tell you guys a real quick story. So last night I went out to a bar, not to brag. I drink beer. And this guy was talking to me, and he's a big fan of part of my take in bar school. And he was like, hey, can we get a picture real quick i was like sure no problem so he comes up puts his arm around me gives his camera to his

friend and then they as they're positioned the camera as the guy turns to me he's like yeah man so uh my uncle was just diagnosed with cancer today oh right before the picture was saying like i mean he wasn't like joking i was like you still was like, yeah. I didn't know if it was appropriate to smile or not. No, you can't. I'm rude. I think in the picture I'm like, I'm so sorry. That's so uncomfortable. Then he comes back about five minutes later.

He's like, hey, the picture was blurry. Can we do another one? Hands the phone to the same friend. Puts his arm around. We're both smiling. He's like, yeah, that bartender's really pissed off at me because I had a threesome with her and my girlfriend last week. And I was like, what are you doing right now? You are an expert at making uncomfortable pictures.

He's just a bad picture guy. That would have been awesome if he, like, for the second time comes around and he's like, yo, can we get a splurge? He's like, yeah, it's stage four. It's really, it's really, it's really good. It's 30 minutes later. Yeah, between the five minutes, he's actually already died. Yeah, he passed away. KB, how many dudes have you given your phone number to this week?

Baker's dozen. It's unbelievable. All you guys have to do is ask. Why? It's not weird. Do you have KB's number? I like the people who come here. Wait, you don't? You've hated them all week.

As a collective unit, I hate them. But individually, I respect them. Kyle likes to pick up. I'm going to give them my number. I want to hang out with them. I'll invite them to my room. He picks up dudes. Last night when we were walking out, he was just sitting at a table with dudes.

Yes. Random dudes. Is that that weird? Wait, they hooked you up with sneakers? Yes. Some guy gave me Air Maxes. That dude didn't fuck with you at all, though. He didn't like me, but he gave me shoes.

Why? I was wet. The Osirises. The Osiris's. The Osiris's. You didn't toss the Osiris's, did you? What? You didn't toss them, right? I pawned them.

You should get business cards. To hand out to dudes that you meet. For $20. I needed Kratom. Give us the rundown of the fit. The fit? Oh, these motherfuckers? Oh, yeah.

Go through top to bottom. Can you stand up? Can you stand up? Stand up and give it to up? Hold me twice. These are... We can't see them. I'm not even being funny. These are 340. Slip Knot.

This is vintage. It's like one of 27 in the world. This is 2,400. And... What's that? What's that? What is that? What is that?

That is a smooth 270. Yeah, like... You look like a board ape made clothes. First off, fuck you guys. I've been staying true to my challenges, dressing like a complete idiot. That's true. Yeah.

Tanning every day. Everybody keeps saying they're the only ones who did the challenge. No, everybody did challenge. We all did. We've all been miserable. Everybody did. Who's had fun here? Not once. Over the course of the week. Who's actually had fun? Truly, I haven't. I've had a couple moments where I've been smiling. You know what was the most fun that we had

all week? Playing basketball. Playing basketball. You, playing basketball. You text us at like 7 a.m. and you're like, boys. I have an issue. I can't stop watching this. It is so fun. I want to hoop again so bad. We're going to do a full show with you.

As soon as we get good, it's not going to be fun. Yeah, it's true. And we will get good. Why are you guys worried about getting good? I was literally thinking about texting you guys this morning, being like, you want to go play again? I was like, I wanted to. It's a great way to start the day.

We should start doing it in New York. Yeah, just hooping every morning. Nick, did you play? You got a hoop in your place. I don't have a hoop in my place. Wrestling? I do have a... Wait, you're a wrestler? Shut the fuck up.

Can we talk about squeezing, please? Oh, yes. Give us two minutes. Okay, go. From Long Island? No, Ohio. Oh, fuck. That's right.

Cincinnati? Dayton. Close enough. Where? What high school? Centerville. Well, Alter High School. Good high school.

Oh, wait. Archbishop? It is. Yes, sir. D1? No, D3. Oh.. Good high school. Oh, wait. Archbishop? It is. Yes, sir. D1? No, D3. Oh. Yeah, small school.

Did you qualify for state? I made regionals. Never made state. I wasn't good. Well, Ohio has sections, then districts, then states. So there's, I don't know. Oh, he's saying the Ohio regionals. It might have been regionals back, you know,

16 years ago. Are you doubting that he wrestled? You're lying. Kyle, tell you this. It was 7th grade. I suck at basketball. They said, hey, maybe we don't play basketball anymore.

So then 8th grade I had to find something in the winter. Wrestling's in the winter. So for the next five years, eighth grade through high school, I hated every minute of wrestling. Did it make you better at football, you think? Yes. I doubt it completely. Did you ever go to a wrestling

camp? No. Why would I do that? I know, right? Especially where the counselors are older than you. Or younger than you. KB went to a wrestling camp and the counselors were much younger than him. No, they were a grade younger than him.

And they would make fun of him and yell at him. I showered with my swim trunks on. Younger kids with undoubtedly smaller... KB and one other kid waited to shower. I was a late bloomer. Didn't have pubes or a dick yet. You still don't have pubes. You do have pubes now.

No, pull up the picture. There is not a sign. We're not doing this. There's not even stubble where pubes used to be. Hence the neck tricep. KB told us an entire story. That's a wrestling move.

He told us a whole story where he showered. So you hold the neck and the tricep. So you know. He's D1. D1? He was D1.

Could we play in Gary D's pickup game? No, D1. D1? He was D1. Could we play in Gary Vee's pickup game? No, D1. D1. Like real D1. Kent State, maybe. It's a golden flash. Golden flash.

It's a golden flash. What's that face? What did you want to play there? Gary Vee's game. Oh, yeah. Gary Vee does have a pickup game at like 6 a.m. You could go at him. We just like, yo, Gary, I'm going to bring my fucking crew.

10 exercises, bullshit. And we shoot at the different hoops even though we're – He's like, what are you guys doing? It's like, no, no, this is how we play. Yeah. Come on, Gary. We're guarding each other even though we're on the same team. There's never been a pube on that body. Nope.

I'm convinced. I don't think you even have armpit hair. Follow the fuck back. There's never been a pube on that body. You're hairless from the neck down. What a weird week this has been. There's definitely going to be some Sunday Scaries. My brain is combusting.

I know what I'm saying. I'll bet you could convince Gary V that the way you play basketball is superior. The correct way, yeah. We've hacked basketball. That's right. We've unlocked our full brain. Hey, Nick, did I ever ask you, were you in the game when that fucking scumbag, what was his name, Reynolds choked Jim Sorge? Yeah, 2003.

Yeah. Yeah. What happened after that? Were you like, hey, dude, you probably shouldn't choke the opponent? No, it was fine. It was Wisconsin. Motherfucker. It was like before replay was like real.

Right. So he got it with him. He literally put Jim Sorge in the hospital because he choked him after a play. It was not good. It was really bad. Yeah. And Wisconsin won. I don't want to talk about it.

Yeah. It happens, baby. Was that game raining? Yes. Yes. We stormed the field. That was so cold. Yes.

I remember I was sitting. The defense was out there, so I was sitting on the sidelines. And that's when John Brown came on. And it's raining, and it's cold and miserable. And the front row was all these chicks and just sports bras. They beat red because they were so drunk and it was so cold. They all obviously were out of their minds. It was like, this is an awesome place.

Yes. Yes. It was a great night. You guys were number two, right? Frosted Heavies. I think you were number two in the country. It might have been. Yeah.

Big Natural. They were definitely Naturals. Yeah. Frosted Heavies. Frosted Heavies. Wisconsin's packed to the gills. Frosted Heavies. Frosted Heavies.

Frosted Heavies. Frosted Natties. That sounds like a cereal. Red Natties. Frosted heavies. Frosted heavies. Frosted natties. That sounds like a cereal. Red natties. Red natties? Yeah, red natties. Your mom never let you have frosted natties. Red heavy natties.

That's good cereal. Tickle? Tickle bitties? Ice cold natties? Ice cold natties. If they're warm, if they're lukewarm. You boys like titties? Yeah!

It's that easy, baby. Yeah, what about all the chicks out there? You like cocks? Oh, 10 hours. Oh, you like it. All right. On the road here, Billy kept asking me, like, you think we're going to see any tits on the road?

On the road here? Because you were driving your barstool van? Yeah, as we were driving the camo-wrapped truck. Jesus. Honk if you're horny. Did you see any tits going away here? We did not see any tits. Smartphones ruined titties

in the wild. Yeah. Titties are too accessible. Me and Owen saw titties in the wild. Way too attainable. Especially for you, Brandon. Why me? Oh, Brandon's the horniest here. Yep. Remember that time when you woke up and you were like, titties on the screen. No, I was sleeping during the World Series. They were famous titties.

It was the World Series and if there's titties on the World Series, it's a big deal. Yeah, it was like Julia Rose, the girl who posts her titties on Instagram every day. I didn't know who she was at the time. She posts them ad nauseum. I'm not even attracted to them anymore. Who was that random chick with her titties?

Are you serious, brother? No, I'm still like, I fuck with them. It's so mundane. I hate a mundane chick. Julia Rose's titties's so mundane. I hate a mundane tits. Julia Rose's tits go off. Julia Rose's like mundane ass tits. Yeah. Doesn't do it for me.

Wake up like the Wednesdays of tits. I've forgotten we're on a show. Kyle can do that. I'm wasted again, yeah. Remember we had a segment that we used to do with some guests sometimes, just first boob. Yeah. It was the first boob that you saw. We did it twice, I think, and then we're like, this is really strange conversation we're having.

Mine was Lucy Pinder, Tim Tebow's college girlfriend. Oh, yeah. Didn't fuck, though. No, never. I loved her. Yeah, I know who he is. I know who he is. All right, weirdo.

I loved her. God damn. Maybe a wheel. Coming out of that ocean? I love her. Brandon only can get attracted wheel. Coming out of that ocean? I love her. Brandon only can get attracted to titties that are dating an SEC quarterback. SEC quarterback. Yeah, he's like, oh my God.

I only care about SEC titties. Imagine these titties and you're the quarterback. You can't determine if a woman's attractive unless she's dating an SEC quarterback. It just means more, brother. Oh, she must be hot. Oh, shit. She's a tech. It's binary. It's zero and's a tech. It's binary.

It's zero and ten. Yeah. It's every woman ever and then girlfriends of SEC quarterbacks. No, it's Vanderbilt to Bama. Yeah. That's the one to ten scam. I hate when I stumble upon some Vandy titties. Of course.

He is. Like, dude, maybe Kentucky titties. Maybe. South Carolina tits. No, thanks. Commodore nipples. Commodore. Yesits. No thanks. Commodore nipples. Commodore. Yes.

You ever sucked on Commodore nipples? Not as much. I swear to God there's a different taste. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Undoubtedly. Tastes like dry bees.

What? Huh? Dry beets? I was trying to think of a bad food. You thought you couldn't think of anything bad. Couldn to think of a bad food. You couldn't think of anything bad. I couldn't think of a bad food. Are you thinking about Kevin from The Awesome? I was trying to think of a bad tasting food.

See, what was dry beets? Beets. I don't know. Why are they dried? What's a bad food? Brussels sprouts. You got all of them, bro. Actually, Brussels sprouts are low-key fire.

They're high-key fire, yeah. Mid-key fire. Mid-key? Yeah. dry chicken is good midkey fire midkey yeah you find out a girl's lying about what college she went to oh my god

dude wait a second you said you were Ivy League yeah I thought you said you went to Bama what the fuck

this is UAB these are UAB aerial you're throwing up dragon titties you're pulling trains in titties Blazer bitch Get this Troy asshole out of here These titties

Wait Greensboro I thought you said Chapel Hill This is where KB shines These titties are UNC Asheville I need a Pepsi Coke challenge These titties are Minnesota Mancato KB can suck the major out titties are Minnesota mancado.

KB can suck the major out of a titty. Given enough time. No, I can suck the psychology minor out of a titty. Given enough time. If she's a psych minor, it's getting sucked out. You can get anything you want. Abruptly. Yeah. Abruptly.

Different sororities. Can you distinguish those Abruptly. Yeah. Abruptly. You guys are different sororities. Can you distinguish those? Uh, DZ. You're not going. You're not going. I'm done. No. You're probably.

You guys hate being married, huh? Look at us. Look at you. You want to partake so badly. In this titty sucking. Sorry, boys. More for you, though. More for you. More for you. You want to partake so badly. In this titty sucking. Sorry, boys. More for you, though. More for you.

More for you. When was the last time you guys saw titties in the wild? In the wild? Like non-domesticated. Dude, Sass and I on our block outside of our apartment. Yeah, we saw a girl walking out with just nothing. No shirt, nothing. She was vlogging. She had like a big-ass security guard.

She had a big security guard and a selfie stick. Her tits had security? Yeah. That's awesome. That's right. And then it was weird because we were walking and then a little bit down the block we just saw KB trailing her. She was a Cambridge girl.

I can't help but think it could be better. Yeah, you'd think there would be a ton of chicks. The crowd's way too talkative tonight. KB's first. Chicks love the yak. You would think. One would think. Chicks just don't understand comedy about just a bunch of dudes talking about titties.

That's the thing. PC culture has ruined titties. Can't talk about shit anymore. Gone are the days. Gone are the days. Gone are the days. Tits have been canceled, guys. Sorry. Maybe you have so much regret on Monday.

My God. I don't know, like, are you going to be able to adjust back to New York? No, I'm staying here. I knew it. Huey Mac has a timeshare in Los Feliz. He reached out. Yeah, we're going to chill. Whatever.

Just take it easy. Why not? Me and Nick got a whole extra day. You always have one tomorrow? How'd you get one? Don't worry about it. Wait. You're just staying an extra day?

Nick's going to the game. I got shit to do. You're not going to the game. I got shit to do. You're not going to the game. I'm going to Cincinnati. Oh. There's no point in me going back to New York and then going to Cincinnati three hours later. Why are you going to Cincinnati? These Caleb contents got to be done.

Are you doing Man on the Street? I'm doing Caleb. Oh, nice. And I'm doing it here. Nice. We got a cover from all angles. Yeah. That's right.

You been to Cincinnati before? No. Did you hear how disengaged the crowd got when we stopped talking about titties? Yeah. I mean, I have more material. I've got a soft 10, hard 8. How about that Adidas tweet the other day? Oh, yeah.

They just put tits on the timeline. It's pinned, too. The thing is, like, there's tons of titties on Twitter, but nobody has pinned titties. No. Well, porn stars do. Porn stars pin their titties? Yeah, they pin their titt is, like, there's tons of titties on Twitter, but nobody has pinned titties. No. Well, porn stars do. Porn stars pin their titties? Yeah, they pin their titties. For sure.

For sure. That's us. Yeah. That's us. Ugh. I love how the picture of our titties came out. The picture of our titties came out before the basketball video, and people were still surprised that we weren't. That's a good point. There's not one athletic person in that picture it's really good they were

amazed nice little shadows on them yeah you got that tuned up, didn't you? Dude, looking good. Who's that? Oh, KB. Is that KB? Yeah, that's KB. Humble nuts of flesh. How have you never had hair?

Humble nuts of flesh. That is probably Che. That's Owen. That's not me. No, that's like Che or Pete. I don't have hair. Could be Roan. I don't think Roan sent one in.

I have no idea who that is. Roan never lets people see his chest. That's KB. That's Sass. Their shoulders are a dead giveaway. That's Nick Mangold. Oh, man. Did you go to NFL Honors last night?

No. Oh, okay. They don't invite offensive linemen. You were invited, Big Cat. I was invited. I decided not to go Honors last night? No. Oh, okay. They don't invite offensive linemen. Yeah, that sucks. You were invited, Big Cat. I was invited. I decided not to go. Smart choice. Yeah. I was like, fuck that.

I'm not going because they won't invite you. Yeah, exactly. Thank you. That's nice of you. Appreciate it. Huge. Did you hang out with Willie? I did.

Saw him at the cigar party last night. He's lost a lot of weight. Hey, he looks good. Yeah. Yeah, I saw a picture of him. Damn, Willie's fucking crushing it. Still got a big old noggin, though. Yep.

And he was asking for money for the suspension? No, I think he's over it. I think. All right, good. He hasn't been for a while, though. Willie put up a picture on Instagram the other day that was like, it was a scary picture. It was just his bicep that looked so big. And the caption was just incredible.

It was like, back when I, like, if you bang for me, I bang for you. Fuck people up. his bicep that looked so big and the caption was just incredible. If you bang for me, I bang for you. Fuck people up. Yeah. The caption kicked my ass. Pretty much. It was that hard. Yeah, I was like, oh god. I'm hurting right now reading this.

But yeah, he's a miss willy. Good dude. Do you have another ad, Brandon? He did branded content. I'm hurting right now reading this. But, yeah, he's a Miss Willie. Good dude. Yeah. Great dude. Do you have another ad, Brandon? He did branded content. Well, we can talk about wood. Yeah, do it.

Grooming products. I actually have some free wood to give away in a minute. So I'll do that. They got the Golden Hour scent, the Summer House scent, Fresh Track scent. They got the hair care, moisturizer, deodorant, facial cleanser, body and beard care. We're all wearing the wood right now. I don't know why I did that. Shop at GetWood.com or your local CVS.

GetWood.com or your local CVS. I have many, many free wood products I'm going to be passing out to you. Beautiful. You do? Yeah. Do it. Do it. Let's get TJ up here.

You guys want some fucking shampoo? Yeah, TJ. You guys want a moisturizer? Let me, TJ. I love it. You guys want a moisturizer? Let me hear it. How about some body wash? This is good because we got a dirty ass crowd. Yeah. Nice.

They haven't showered in weeks. Thank you. Disgusting. Bet you guys have worn the same thing every single day all week. You disgusting sllob. So after this show, you can take that off. Are you excited? Are you kind of like, you like it?

You know how obese people get stuck to their couch? Yeah. This is my skin. It would be funny if you went to the game. I am. Okay, good. And then do the man on the street and that, yeah. Are you becoming like Stockholm Syndrome?

Yeah, he has it. Yeah, fully has it. LeBron James, man. Very comfortable. I think so, yeah. Like you're now a big. Yeah, fully has it. LeBron James. Very comfortable. I think so, yeah. But it also. You have to be. And it also makes your week kind of easy that you just never had to think about what to wear.

It was great. Yeah. It was great. And that's why I think this is just the new me. It's going to be awesome when we're in the office next week and you're like, you got a t-shirt on and we just see a little yellow. You can take that off, bro. No, they're filthy. I sat in something and I'm disgusting. No, they're filthy.

I sat in something and I'm disgusting. TJ, you want to come up and show your tattoo? Please. Yep. He's coming. He's coming. There's Hank. Henry Lockwood's in the house. Hank.

Handsome. Hank. Wow, what a guy. I need you. Yeah, he's right on time. Is there somebody wearing a Hank jersey here tonight? Oh, hell yeah. Gotta get one of those.

Wait, Hank is crewed up. He has a crew. Top seller of the hooligans. Shout out Hank. If you guys don't go fucking crazy for TJ, I'm going to lose my mind. Where's his ass at? Come on, TJ. He's got the kiff.

All right, show it. Show it. Look at this thing. Sharky duck. Oh, hell yes. This fucking badass. That is a sick test. I wish I got it.

You should sit down real quick. What? There's an imposter being in there. Yeah, that's amazing. TJ, sit down for a second. I don't want to tell you what to do, but it would be kind of masculine of you if you jumped in the pool right now and showed Jay that you can, in fact, get wet.

Yeah. Granted, yours is a little bit more detailed and colored. Much more expensive. Should we let the wheel decide yeah you're not doing that you're not doing that i'll do it no no no no but no um tj how the week go good good great job producing thank you you. Everyone, 10X. TJ's the man behind the scenes. The MVP of the Yak. Also, shout out

All Business Pete and everyone. TGA, everyone who's working. They fucking crushed it all week. For sure, TGA, TJ. Pete said this was the longest week of his life. He had to yell at me this morning. About what? I'm not at liberty to say.

Is it about us? Nope. It's about me. Nope, I'm not. Pete is freaking out right now. Pete is freaking out right now. Get a camera on Pete. He's freaking out.

Just this conversation. Let's call him down. Pete, shake your head no if you can say. Look at Pete. Word, word. I'm not going to say it, Pete, but if I were to say it. No, see, he's very upset. It's awesome.

It's awesome. See, I have him very rattled. Very rattled. I mean, we have time to do it. I'd love to know. Pete, how far away do you think that guy lives to unplug it? Stop it. And you didn't. Which one did you not want me to say?

You wanted me to. I know. I love how he comes in right when he says stop and then instantly he's gone. Yeah. No, he's very upset at me. It's awesome. You want to text it to Kyle? Yeah, Kyle will say it.

That was the point. Like he said. I'll say anything right now. He sat me down and I was like, I want to text everyone, but I knew that I can barely contain myself. If I let it out to you guys, you would just fucking ruin it. You want to tell me? I won't say it. Instantly. You know I wouldn't say it. Let's do like one truth and two

lies. We can wheel it. No, I can't do it. What about five lies, one truth? You want to do that, Pete? You want to do that, Pete? You guys want to talk about the Super Bowl? Nah. Pete, you're laying four.

You're the one who did that. Four. Not quite. TJ, thank you. Appreciate it. TJ. Good job, TJ. TJ.

Oh, TJ. Oh, let's go. There you go. You got it for TJ, too. Hell yeah. TJ. Oh, let's go. Oh, he got it for TJ, too. Hell yeah. Nice. That was nice of you. TJ got some, too. That was real nice of you.

I'm jealous. The chocolate footballer t-shirts. It really is. I'm actually very pumped to try this sauce. Brandon, what did you think you were going to do there? You thought you were going to win that fight, Brandon? Against Nick Mangold? Hall of Famer?

Future Hall of Famer? Come on, you fucking idiot. Which one of these boys wants soap? All right, what else we got? Anything else? We're limping to the end? We're not actually limping. This has been a very funny show.

We've got 30 minutes left. What do you got? Is Dave coming on today? Do we have any other guests? One guest had to cancel, and then I think we have the last 15 minutes. Dave's going to come up here with a guest. Hear me out. I think Dave should be a member of the act.

The beard guy, the bangle guy. I'll say it again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just try saying it again. No, I think he should be on anus. What would you guys do if Dave was like, hey, I'm thinking I'm going to be part of anus. Go. I think Dave should be like a member of the Yak.

I like that. Maybe about it. Maybe not. Me and Owen tried to tell him to come on the Yak the other day. He did not. Temporarily? I don't think he likes us. I think he wants to.

No, I think he is about it. He just wants to be asked? Yeah. I think he wants it. Where is he? I think he'd mesh well with us. He'd be good for exposure. Yeah. I think he wants it. Where is he? I think he'd mesh well with us. He'd be good for exposure. Yeah.

Yeah. Not even that. What? Come back up here. You have more stuff? Oh, my God. Well, you can give that away later. Actually, no.

You keep it. Give it away. What is that? There's nothing in there. No. What's that shirt? What is that? Bangles.

Oh. Oh. Let me, yeah. I'll show that. That's fly. that's fly. Fly piece. That's mad fly. Fly?

Brandon, someone behind you wants something. Actually, yeah, give it to him. Let's see. Let's see. Oh, there it is. I gotta try to figure out a way. What's that one say? Oh, these are all Joe Burrows shirts.

Joe Scheisse. These are Joe Burrows shirts. What'd you get? Joe Scheisse. You're rams, aren't you? All right. Hell yeah. And, oh, I thought we were getting another one up there.

See, I don't want the Rams shirt. Let's have a throw-in contest. Who can throw it farther? Okay, go. You didn't want that at all. You accidentally caught that. Yeah. I'm sorry, I guess.

Get back up here, Brandon. You first. I love it so loud. What are you doing, Kyle? Oh, Kyle! Wait, you just... Who got that? Alright, now Nick's going.

Here we go. I already gave him one. Don't throw him one. That was fucking terrible Yeah Yeah Alright That's not a punishment

Because the sauce is so good Good call Good call Everyone's on there TJ's on there. Good call. Everyone's on there. TJ's on there. Pete's on there. Pete. Pete's on there.

Pete. Actually, I will tell you, I have done a shot of it. Okay. A shot, that's enough. Does this count as a drink? Do I have to do it in the back? We'll do a glass. It's slow.

We'll do a glass. And it coats all the way down. So it's not a drink then. Oh, I can handle that. No, I think we do like that glass. We'll add a little water. Okay. Drink like half a bottle of water.

Pete, let me ask you one question. Juice is wild with barbecue sauce. Which one is that? Pete. Juice is wild? No, we'll drink it. Pete, can I ask Pete a question? Pete, Pete, are you on the wheel?

Sauce is wild. Are we putting Pete on the wheel? Yes. Yes. No, let me see. What? Pete, are you on the wheel? Yeah, put him on. No, I am now. Yeah, Pete, are you on the wheel? Yeah, put him on.

I am now. Yeah, exactly. Because you know if you're not on the wheel. He's going to say it. What I'll do is I'll say it. That's TJ. So maybe on the wheel a couple times. All right, so Pete's on the wheel.

All right, so it's all of us up here, TJ, Che, and Pete. Eliminate her wheel. Eliminate her wheel. Oh, no. To chug. A glass of. Give me that glass. Give me that glass. Give me that glass. Give me that glass. I'll

make a concoction right now. I hate concoctions. Why can't we have it straight? I'm having it straight. You want it straight? I want it straight. You want it straight? Yeah, I'll do straight. Do you want to pour it in the glass or no? No, no, no. Pour it in the glass so we have the vision. Wait, which one is that? Pour it in the glass. Which one do you got? Don't do this to me. All right, give me the regular one. I have spicy. Give me another one.

Give me that one. I don't want to get mine up. Sweet with a little heat? Well, I don't want a spicy one. Is there? No, no, I got a sweet one. I want a mild. I got it right here.

Yoji, yoji. I'm a big pussy. Get the wheel going. God, I hope that Pete loses this. Wait, add some true blue chocolate milk. The wheel will be just. The wheel will be just. The wheel will be just... Look at this.

Delicious. That's a good looking product. Oh, yeah. Unbiased. Unbiased. It's a packed wheel. I'm genuinely stoked to try it. And you didn't bring me anything.

There's nothing better than a packed wheel. You didn't get one? Scantron. You're a real piece of shit. You know that? Silly Ben? I thought... I had one.

I had text checks. All right, all right, all right. A number two pencil. That's so much. He said a shot. That's fine. All right, all right, all right. Okay. That's so much. He said a shot. That's fine. We can do that. That's a big shot.

That's a big shot. That's not bad. That's not bad. That's like 5X. The wheel. That's like 5X. That's not bad. That's not bad.

10X. 10X. 10. 10X. All right, here we go. This is a great Dead Axe. Dead Axe. All right, here we go. This is a great wheel. It's a great wheel. Someone's going to be very miserable.

That's a packed wheel. Let's go. So this is elimination. Elimination wheel. If your name gets called, you're safe. I think whoever wins, we give them a second wheel. Drink or pour on your head. Okay.

Do we have pixies? Do we have pixies? All right, here we go. I don't want to ruin the purity of the sauce. Drink or pour on your head. Okay. Do we have pixie sticks in it? Do we have pixie sticks? All right, here we go. I don't want to ruin the purity of the sauce. You got it all over you? Okay. Fuck.

Oh, fucking God. All right. All right, do it again. I'm going to say it right now. God isn't real. That was fake. Do it again. That's an NFL break.

You know what? Well, Pete, I'll give you the option. You want to stay on the wheel or you want me to say the thing? Yeah, he has a choice. Why would he ever tell you something that you're not supposed to tell other people? Well, because what I did, there was a high chance I would

do it again. So it was kind of stuck in a spot where it's like, he most likely will just do it again, so I have to alert him. Now I own him. Nah, I'm not going to say it. I really want to know what he thinks. Don't say it, don't say it.

Will you tell us after? Yeah, I'll tell you after. It's good music today. Come on. There you go, Nicky! Let's hear it for Nick Jr. There you go, Nicky. Let's hear it for Nick Jr. There you go, Nicky. Sorry, bitches.

Alright. You don't get nervous until there's like five people left. Then you start to get nervous. This is just random. I've done this before, so I'm nervous. Okay. Bang! Bang! That's why you don't get nervous. You knew. I knew. I googled if it's dangerous to chug barbecue sauce. And the first

Reddit result was just maybe. Who is the funniest to have to do this? Brandon? I'll do this anyway. Honestly, I think all the options left are pretty fucking good. TJ, I don't really... TJ doesn't

deserve it. TJ would do it like a man. But this wheel is jam-packed with people I consider bad. Yeah, right. Bad dudes. Besides you guys. Should we add somebody from the crowd? Someone who's... Tio? Yeah. Add Tio. Add Tio. Wait, this guy's been here every day this week and his girlfriend's saying no. You wanna do it? His girlfriend's saying no.

What should we do? What should we do? That eye roll was awesome. Violently rolling her eyes. Violently rolling her eyes. That's unreal. Violently rolling her eyes. Juan Carlos. Ricardo.

Ricardo. Ricardo. Oh, she took his drink. At his very end. No offense, Ricardo, but I like Juan Carlos a lot more. Ricardo. All right, Ricardo just got added. Dio's on there, too.

No, Dio. No, take Dio off. Dio. Sorry, Dio. No, leaveio's on there, too? No, Dio. Take Dio off. Dio. Sorry, Dio. No, leave Dio on. Leave Dio. Leave Dio. Leave Dio.

Leave Dio. What a fucking... Actually, let's take us off. That would be awesome. All right, here we go. All right. Oh, he's getting in trouble. I'm sorry, baby.

It's the wheel. It's the wheel. Does she know it's just... Mangold. Nick. Good job. Listen. Thank you. I willed it. It's the wheel. Oh, he's doing a lot of shopping. It's the wheel. Does she know it's just? Mangold. Nick. Good job. Listen. Thank you.

I willed it. Ricardo's girlfriend. Wait. If he has to drink it, we got a great t-shirt. Nick Mangold's barbecue sauce. Size extra large, I'll give you. Yep. That's nice.

Size up. It's beautiful. And some wood products. That was mine. Yeah. No, it wasn't mine. And I'll tell you the secret I'm not saying about. Oh, PFT.

Oh, no. It's as simple as that. It's simple as that. It's so just. It really is. Good job, KP. Nice work. It does feel, you feel accomplished when you get off this.

Roan 100% would have lost this wheel. We should have put him on. Damn it. Wait a minute. You shouldn't get nervous yet. You get nervous at three. No, I'd say four. I think we all wanted to see Che chug the barbecue sauce.

Yes, of course. Guys. Guys. Is this safe? I got to call my wife. My tattoo artist said I couldn't chug barbecue. Here we go, here we go. There you go.

The wheel is just. The wheel is just. This might be... Owen was dry, so this might be just desserts. Oh. Sass will complain forever. I will. Let's go, let's go.

There it is, Sass. It's just. It's go. There it is. It's just. It's just. I feel bad for Ricardo and Dio. They're just getting added there. Ricardo's girlfriend, are you nervous? No, she's just Why would she be nervous? It's over. Dio.

Dio's gone. Now it's Dio. Yeah, no. Ricardo's girlfriend's like, why? This made it easy for me. She's going to leave with Dio. If you're embarrassed, let me know if you need anything. See you talk about it. Oh, keep going. No, no.

Keep going. What's it? Oh. Oh, my God. Oh, no. Oh, no, Ricardo. Ricardo, right here, baby. Now we're we're nervous. Oh no Ricardo. She's so mad right now. Oh no Ricardo. But the damage has already been done. That's huge. That's huge. No, because now he's a badass. He's still probably like dramatic. All right, seven, best seven? Yes.

All right. This would be a tough one because they're both going to drink the entire thing. Oh, yeah. With no hesitation. Owen is not having to be wet. It would work out. Yeah, that's true. It would all work out.

He has the driest of them all. This is the whole wheel is just. My God. All right, here we go. Owen, you always have to drink the most disgusting shit. Both of these guys didn't get wet. We're going best of seven. It's really good.

It's really good. It's really good. It's really good on meats. Uh-oh. And straight. All right, that's one for Owen. So I want four. You want four.

You need four. Not wants. Need. Need. Definitely need. I don't feel anybody's vibes. I need to feel. Uh-oh. One to one. Don't put I don't feel anybody's vibes. I need to feel. TJ.

One to one. Not putting it on ice. We're strong. That's probably good. This is going to be gross. There you go. Yeah. I'd love some.

Oh. I passed it out. TJ is up two to one. I like how Nick is consoling him. I don't want this for him. You want it for TJ? I don't want it for either of my boys. So then do it yourself. Take one.

Take it. Take it. Wait, so me being a good friend has made this happen? Yes. You know the first rule of the act. Never be a good friend. Always be an asshole. Yeah. We all would kill each other if it got everyone to laugh.

All right. All right. You're going to do it? Yes. Yes. For Owen? For Owen. So this will be it?

I think Owen's a little bit mad. Owen, are you going to let him do this for you? Are you going to let me do this? Yeah. TJ, are you going to let me do this? Yep. I hate you guys, truly. You shouldn't have done that. That's your fault.

You're being too good of a friend. You don't have to do it. You do not have to do it. The wheel is just... It's two to one right now, TJ. Let's give it one more spin. All right. No, this is like a pudding. This isn't considered a drink. All right, two to one. TJ's got two.

If it goes seven, I'll drink it. Two to two. I just essentially put myself back on the wheel. You keep saying it. Yeah, you do. You put yourself back on the wheel. Why did you? I'm confused.

Why did you want to drink it? I didn't, but I touched Owen's back. He was holding his back, and I said, what are you doing? He's like, I'm a good friend. I'm like, well, then you drink it. He said he didn't want to see either of them drink it. It was pretty simple. Nick, you can probably pull out of this right now.

This is why you never show weakness on this show. You're right. We'll pounce on it. Compassion is the biggest weakness. We got to get that out of me. I got to do a BBQ cleanse to vomit up all my compassion. I should take care of it. All right, what's the score?

2-2? 2-2. Yeah, if this goes 7, I'll do it. Okay, so now Nick needs Owen to get it on this next one. Yeah, that's right. I'm safe. No, he needs TJ to get to 7. No, it needs Owen.

You said if it goes 7, you're going to do it. If it goes 7, I'll do it. Yes. You need Owen to win right here. Are we spinning a wheel for Chug or Poor? No. You said if it goes seven, I'll do it. Yes. You need Owen to win right here. Are we spinning a wheel for Chug or Poor? No. You need Chug. No, it's Chug.

You guys are dickheads. You don't have to do this. Yeah, you like volunteers. You still don't have to do it. You say right now. If it goes seven, I'll do it. Stop saying that. You're so stupid.

You're so stupid. So he's banking on Owen. The wheel is just. The wheel is just. Compassion. That actually was so stupid. So he's banking on Owen. The wheel is just. The wheel is just. Compassion. That actually was so perfect. Everything about that was just. Compassion.

You never got wet. So TJ has to come do it. No. Owen. Owen had it. Oh, no. TJ does because Owen got four. No, it flips.

It's the baby boy. It's an eliminator. It's the baby boy. Oh, and it looks like Dave's coming out to watch you drink it. No, it doesn't. What's going on? Yeah, yeah. Dave's going to come on. It doesn't flip. How is this not going to work? Oh, yeah it looks like Dave's coming out to watch you drink it. No, it doesn't. What's going on? Yeah, yeah, come on. It doesn't flip?

Wait, how is this not you? Oh, yeah, yeah. All right. How is this not you? Oh, it's not. It didn't go to seven. All right. Wait, is this me?

I'll give Dave my seat. Yeah, yeah. You want to get up? All right, yeah. All right, I'll go. Oh, my God. Yeah, I'll go. You got this guy.

Love it. Oh, oh, Owen, Owen, Owen. Oh, no. My. You got this guy. Love it. Oh, oh, Owen, Owen, Owen. Oh, no. My boy. My baby boy. My baby boy. Oh. Right there.

Right there. BFT will move down. Give him that. Oh, no. Owen. Oh, oh, Owen. Compliment Mangold. Pretty good.

All right, Dave's here. We got BFFs coming up in 15 minutes. We got Superfan. What is your name? I'm sorry. Gary. All right, Dave's here. We've got BFFs coming up in 15 minutes. We've got Superfan. What is your name? I'm sorry. Gary. Gary? I could have guessed.

You look like every Gary I've ever seen. What is your fan? Do you have a fan name? Bangles Beard. I go by Bangles Beard a lot. Bangles Beard. So, Gary, you know, welcome. This smells like Takis.

Barbecue sauce. Got it. Got it. So, Gary, what's your pick for the Super Bowl? I'm going Bangles. Oh, no shit. We don't know it. So, Gary, what's your pick for the Super Bowl? I'm going Bengals. Oh, no shit. We don't know that. We've been awesome.

If you're like, Rams by four is a lot of value. So I saw you early, how we even got you in the show. You boarded the plane like this, correct? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was in Minneapolis and my flight landed on time. But it's a damn big airport.

And I was going to miss my flight. So I just met some dude on a golf cart and gave him $10, and he sped across the airport. With that? Yeah. So is this now, is that, are we going full tilt kickoff with the whole face paint, everything? So it's latex-based paint on my head. So I slept in it last night. I'm going to sleep in it again tonight.

I love it. And then I'm going to take it off tomorrow night, and I'm going to do an entire new look for Sunday with another artist. Oh, okay. Yeah, how long does that take to get drawn up like that? A few hours. Now, what do you do for a living outside of Bengalsmere? He's 19 years old.

Yeah, believe it or not, I own part of a roofing company in Cincinnati. Okay, because the joke we always made. And I sell feet pics. Oh. For real? I mean, if you're interested, yes. This guy's interested down here. Oh, for sure.

My baby boy? I always laugh when you go to a game on Sunday. It's like, that guy goes to work on Monday. How long have you been doing this for? Going on almost 14 years. That's 14 years of misery. And my thing is every game I do a different look, so it's never the same thing. I mean, if you remember, I don't know if you saw the beer can beard I did.

Yeah, I love that one. So, yeah, I just like coming up with new ideas. Now, was there ever a moment where you were like, Andy Dalton's going to take us all the way? Oh, absolutely. I think after like the third or fourth consecutive year in the playoff, everyone's like, oh, this is the year. This is the year. And then boom.

Nope, not the year. Yeah. It was a lot of heartbreak, you know? My first question when I saw you out there is like, how nervous are you? About this? The Super Bowl? Yeah, the Super Bowl. I haven't slept normal since our first playoff win at all.

Like five hours of sleep every night. Damn. Is it maybe because of the latex all over your face? Latex somewhere. For some reason, I can't sleep. Latex somewhere. Oh. Damn, my boy Fox.

How is the confidence level? I'm feeling pretty damn confident because we've been the underdogs every week, you know. The Bengals have never gotten a lot of love let's be honest yeah taters you know they always dog us out because of you know our past but look at our team i mean our guys are they're clicking what point at the season did you honestly start to believe and it may have just been recent like we got a chance here we got something special when we won the first kansas game, I was just like, that's a freaking team that wants to win. And the momentum just kept building.

Now, do you have like a special Joe Burrow beard that you're waiting to unveil? Is this the Super Bowl look? No, that's not the Super Bowl. The cool thing is I kind of wait until the night before and come up with something. Okay, so it's like whatever you something else. Yeah, I'm going to do something different. The cool thing is I kind of wait until the night before and come up with something. Okay, so it's like whatever you're feeling. Yeah, my superstitions are, you know, I've been wearing a pair of cannabis socks since the Kansas City game, so I always make sure I wear those. Okay.

And I've actually been wearing my Chase jersey. Now, obviously, we're in L.A. You guys are playing the Rams, a team that really doesn't have fans. Almost at all. Did you see their pep rally? Yeah, well, they don't. They've never had great football fans, but they've only been here

now for four or five years. You guys have been around forever and stunk forever. Being a loyal diehard fan when your team is down and losing, that's when they need you the most, but it also shows you who the true fans are. My biggest question for you is, do you have, are you in

the fan community? Because there is one. Do you know Detroit Don, Superfan? I know a lot of these guys. The Packers guy with the fucking Lambo on his head? Yeah, I mean a lot of these guys. Serper, yeah. Firefighter from the Jets? Yep. Fireman Ed. The Patriots

murdered Ed. I believe you were probably part of that. Butt fumble. Fireman Ed literally wrote a paragraph. He's like, I'm done. I can't take this shit anymore. We were talking about the butt fumble earlier, and Nick said that the guy who, like, got the butt. Yeah, the butt. The butt in the bumble fumble.

He said that the next morning he was like, dude, I'm never, like, people are going to fucking talk about this forever. And Nick was like, nah, dude, they'll forget. It's like, yeah, it's going to be more wrong. No chance. No chance. Has the team reached out to you in any context? Do they, like, do they acknowledge you as being an official super fan? Yeah, I mean, I've had my picture on the side of the stadium at one year with New Era.

I won, like, a modeling thing. And they put my picture on the program. That's a loose term. Use the word modeling gig. Hey, put my picture on the profile. That's a loose term use of the word modeling gig. Hey, we go with it, though. How bad would it have been if you, like, applied to be the super fan on the side of the stadium? They're like, we're not exactly what we're looking for. You know, that kind of happened.

And then I started doing cool shit like putting beer cans in my beard, and they're like, oh, well, this guy's fucking everybody up. And to be honest, you are part of what makes the NFL great. Like the fans that go dressed like you and, I mean, get up. Do you know your Super Bowl Sunday plan yet? Like what you're going to be doing leading up to kickoff? Because it's a long time before kickoff. I guess it's a little different in the West.

But you still have a lot of time to kill before the game starts. And I've been there. I don't know if you know. I've been in like nine of these things. Right. So it's a long day getting ready for kickoff yeah i'm uh kind of gonna wing it uh the night before in my head and i meet with the artist sunday morning so but then are you out in the streets you tailgate oh yeah i'm gonna well we we have to do our tailgate uh saturday tomorrow bengal gym's tailgate uh because of the city won't let us do it someday for some reason what the fuck right right so that's free bengal gym what um you are using a

new artist uh i'm using an artist here yeah no i i got painted before i came well i checked it out no it's not bad she may be good i'm saying, you're changing your artist for the Super Bowl? Well, I use different artists every week, but a lot of times. For every game this run? Like, my wife will paint my head sometimes. But this run, break it down. He's trying to back you in a corner. No, I'm just saying, Raiders game, who did it? For what?

Raiders game. Ashley Olivia. Titans game. My wife and me. Okay. Well, he already won. Ashley Olivia. Yeah, but there's three games.

Is your wife coming? No, she's at work. She works at Children's Hospital. Shout out to my wife. Shout out. Ashley Stephen Shea hates Children's Hospital. What do you think the crowd's going to be in the stadium? Like what percentage Bengal fans versus Ram fans?

Well, I know for a fact that a lot of fans were not wanting to come when they seen the ticket prices. It's an expensive city too. Very. And I still think you're going to see more Bengals fans than Rams fans, especially tonight they're funneling in. I'd probably say like 60, 40 Bengals fans for this. I got a very important question.

I hope the answer is one way, but do you root, like what are your other teams? Do you have other teams or is it just Bengals? No, I don't really root for other teams. I love it. I fucking love it. Thanks, Todd. I love it. Like that's the best part about the NFL.

I mean, I have a cousin who's like a fan of like three teams in the same division. I'm like, how the hell does that work? Yeah, but like you're not like, do you care about the Reds and stuff? Hey, Tom shows over there. What do you think you're doing? We're trying to make the same division. I'm like, how the hell does that work? Do you care about the Reds and stuff? Hey, Tom shows over there. What do you think you're doing? We're trying to make the show better. On and off. Do you want to be on the Yak?

Control your boys over there. He wants to offer you his phone. You guys are just doing this with your microphones while he's talking. Kyle wants to ask you something. I think, not a full-time member. Kyle wants to ask you something. I think, not a full-time, I think you should be a part-time member of the Yak. Remote?

Yes. Yeah. Yeah, if it fits in occasionally. Oh, look at you, Kyle. You fucking signed a big fish. I think we're a wagon, and with you, we'll take it to the next level. Wait, what did you say, though? How many times a week?

One to two. Pat's own. I thought you were like one time a month. Okay, we'll start there. I'll do one a month. Perfect. All right. Sorry.

Oh, you're good. So, Gary, we do have, we do your comment and we do this with every guest. We wanted to find if there's any mean tweets. Him too? Yeah. Find any what? Mean tweets. Anyone who tweeted mean tweets about you. Him too? Yeah. Find any what? Mean tweets. Anyone who tweeted mean things about you.

Oh, I'm sure. I got arrested for marijuana like 2016, so I'm sure there's some hate out there. How did you get arrested for marijuana? I got set up buying marijuana in a school zone by a narc. What? How much weed were you buying? Where was this? It was five pounds.

That part, yeah. Five pounds. Personal use. I had a Bengals tailgate that year, and we weren't doing so great. Yeah, that's probably what the tweets are about. Five pounds. Alright, well, let's show a couple. Let's just see. Alright, my three months old first words were painted Bengals beard guy.

Look up how late you can abort. Oh, damn. They missed the boat. Yeah, shit. That got a lot of likes. Yeah, that went crazy. Do we have any others? I mean, I didn't think you'd have.

Bengals guy should take a break from painting himself, focus on living outside of every 7-Eleven. Oh, my gosh, this is amazing. And my amigo Aaron over there can vouch for this. The first place we went this of every 7-Eleven. Oh, my gosh, this is amazing. And my amigo Aaron over there can vouch for this. The first place we went this morning was 7-Eleven. By the way, I saw how this bit went with Kevin Malone. It's going way – no, I'm saying it's going way better right now. Kevin Malone did not like that bit.

No, I don't think so. I didn't either. All right, next one. Bengals Beard Pink Guy Get Hit by a City Bus Challenge. Jesus Christ. How fast is the bus going to be going? Damn. Is there an insurance payout?

Yeah. Are there any others? I think that's it. That's it? What do you think about this guy? None of this bothers me. Really? I mean, if you of weed makes sense. If

you're going to do cool shit, people are going to talk crap on you. That's true. So what? You're at the top of the mountain right now. They don't poo nobodies. You don't think that guy? Who are these dudes behind the tweets? A lot of them are fake accounts. Yeah, but this guy looks like he's going to fuck you. But he looks real familiar. Listen, that could be anybody. That doesn't even look like my name. It's blurred. You must watch crime. Yeah, I can tell the guy on that Twitter profile, his biceps are way bigger. Yes.

For sure. Definitely. Have you guys around here, I know BFFs, we don't really do the football stuff. Have you given your predictions officially? We talked a little bit about it. The last ten minutes of the show? Yes, let's do it. I'm taking the Bengals plus four.

Actually, I'm hoping it goes to four and a half. I don't think it will. Well, if anything, it moved a little bit slightly the other way, didn't it? Well, it started three and a half, went to four, went to four and a half, back to four. I think it's down three and a half. Right now? I think so. All right. Well, four is my number. Who are you, back to four. I think it's down three and a half. Right now? I think so. All right.

Well, four is my number. Who are you taking PFT? I got the Bengals. I got the Bengals. Are you guys just doing it on the Joe Burrow love? No. It's basically, yeah. For me, it's like my heart wants the Bengals.

And so I'm just going to ride with that. There's no real reason. If you look at the two teams, you look at the best players on each team and the way that the teams have played all season long, everyone would think that this is the Rams' Super Bowl to win. But what if the Bengals won? I'm just in that mindset right now. It's like, what if?

I think the Rams are the better team, but I just think it's going to be a close game. Like, I think the Bengals keep games close. I saw a stat. I think Joe Burrow, what is he, had two games where he's lost by more than three points this year? So it's like they'll hang around. I don't know. Four seems too much. 24-20, Bengals. Burrow, what has he had, two games where he's lost by more than three points this year? He'll hang around.

I don't know. Four seems too much. 24-20 Bengals. We're a dangerous team second half. Burrow finds a way to win. He doesn't fold under pressure. He didn't really do... Oh, you're a hater. No, no, no. Dave's a Bengals hater. No, no, no.

I'm not a Bengals hater. What are you talking about? I was the first guy in the country who jumped on a Bengals hater. No, no, no. Boo! I'm not a Bengals hater. What are you talking about? I was the first guy in the country who jumped on the Bengals versus the Steelers, put 500 grand on the Bengals. The Ravens. Ravens, excuse me. So don't say that. But it's the defense.

The Bengals' defense is why they're in this game. I think the Bengals' offense, you pencil in, they're going to score 20 to 24 points. Yeah, you get Jesse Bates going. Yeah, it's just what's going to happen on defense because you held the Chiefs to three points second half at home. That's why they won the game. And the Titans game was what, 19-16? So

Burrow hasn't been great. He just hasn't made big mistakes. I mean, how about that stop right before halftime in the Kansas City game? That was huge. That was huge. That was the game. Right? Yeah, that was the game. So I think it's all going to be what the Rams offense does versus the Bengals defense. If they hold them to 20 or below, they'll win.

If they get to the 30s, they're going to lose. I don't think they can score more than 20. All right, so Nick, what's your pick? Official. Bengals plus four. Bengals plus four. I know, Brandon, you're Rams minus four. Rams minus four. Nick, you're Rams minus four. Rams minus four.

Nick, you're Rams minus four. I'm Rams in a route. Nick predicted this. You know he predicted this matchup? You picked the Bengals? No, yeah, in August he said Rams to win the Super Bowl. I've had Rams over on the Rams since August. August he said Rams to win the Super Bowl.

Before the playoffs started he said Rams-Bengals. Wow. Pretty good. Pretty good. That's some training. I have no clue. already said Rams-Bengals. Wow. Pretty good. Pretty good. That's some training. I have no clue. If you ask me, five minutes may change.

I started on the Bengals, but I'm now on the Rams. Because I think it should be even. I think the line should be pick'em. And the fact that the Rams are that big of a favorite, I know it's not huge, that makes me think Vegas knows something I don't. The thing about the Bengals is they just I think they have no playoff experience,

right? They're not, they haven't been around long enough to get nervous. They just have this air of being like, oh, this is kind of cool. I think that's what's dangerous about this team. They're not phased by it. But, I mean, like, they have guys that have played in really big games. You know what I mean? Like, it's not

they've been in big fucking games. Alright, uh, You know what I mean? Like, it's not. They've been in big fucking games. All right. Owen? Nip slip at halftime. Nip slip at halftime. KB? Bengals. Bengals.

Yeah? Moneyline? Moneyline. Moneyline? All right. What the fuck? It's on everything. Bengals.

Whoa. I want it to be the Bengals, but I don't think it will. Yeah, I don't know how anybody can root for the Rams. Unless you're just. Unless you have a direct rivalry be the Bengals, but I don't think it will. Yeah, I don't know how anybody can root for the Rams. Unless you have a direct rivalry with the Bengals, because they have fans. Long-suffering fans. It's the Rams fans, whoever's out there, not going to shit on Rams fans. It's Detroit fans, and then it's fans of other AFC North cities. So who's your, like Pittsburgh?

Pittsburgh's our big rivalry. So outside of Pittsburgh and maybe Cleveland. Baltimore and Cleveland. Baltimore doesn't care about the Bengals, I don't think. They don't want them to win. No, they definitely don't want us to win. I was talking to, I go on Pittsburgh radio every other Thursday, I mean, Big Cat Alternate, and I asked them that question.

They said that they're rooting for the Bengals. On Pittsburgh radio? Yeah, Pittsburgh radio, yeah. That seems crazy. There has been a few Steelers fans I met today that said, we're pulling for the Bengals. I guess the Steelers have so many that it's kind of – But Browns, I would think, would be like, fuck this.

No, but I never root for, like, the Jets, and they're pathetic, but I never root for them. So they're rooting for – Well, you kind of root for the Bills. You root for the Bills. Yeah, but – The Bills are in the Super Bowl. Yeah, but the Bills would be – the Bills aren't that direct rival with us.

No, I'm saying that's – I think – is it Steelers or is it Browns that are more – Definitely the Steelers. Really? That's surprising. I'm saying the Steelers I could never see root. The Baltimore I don't think they can. The Baltimore is like my Buffalo. I just don't care.

I root for them because I like them. But when they were good, the Pats were bad. When we were good, they were bad. So it wasn't a thing. Alright, well, Gary, thank you for coming on. Good luck. Thanks for having me on. Awesome, awesome. I'm

betting on the Bengals. I'm rooting for the Bengals. I already know the emotion you're going to go with. It's most nerve-wracking. It's also a weird game for fans because although the Rams are different, but the Super Bowls, they're set up so it's 50% one team. So you've got the game on the field, and then you're at war in the crowd. It's tiring. It's very tiring.

So, yeah, and also you – like, not to put bad vibes out there, but the downside of this is you walk out of SoFi on Sunday night. With that. Like 3,000 miles from home. With that face paint. With that face paint. With that face paint and a lot of money spent. And thinking like, man, I wish I had five pounds of weed right now. Which I could probably legally go buy.

That's true. That's true. You should be able, anything that eventually becomes illegal, for the most part, you should get expunged from your past. Yeah, we're expunging it right now. Correct. I actually have the paperwork on my kitchen table. There we go. All right, well, thank you, everyone, for coming out.

PFS coming out. Good luck. Great week, Nia. Thank you to TJ, Stephen Che, TGA, Pete, everyone in the booth. And also, a special thank you to Jeff, the general manager here. He's put up with us all week. He's been awesome. A round of applause for Jeff. Thank you, everyone, for coming out up with us all week. He's been awesome. Round of applause for Jeff.

Thank you, everyone, for coming out and supporting us. We'll see you on Monday. And here comes BFFs. Thank you. Here, let's for a while. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. Get signed to talk shop.

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