The Yak - The VERY BEST Of The Yak (First Half Of 2026, Part 1): Weds Jul 1, 2026

Episode Date: July 1, 2026

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Hey, YAC listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. You the robot. I see me, Lord. Are you still a yank? I'm the coolest one out of all of us. That was incredible.

The world's coming up Mincey again, isn't it? Yeah. He's stayed at Riggs. Yeah. That's a nice place. He was really nice. He was like, hey, man, as soon as I had up, he called me. He was like, as soon as I hang up this call, I'm going to send out a tweet, but I want you to know first.

And he was really, it was nice of him. Staying at Riggs. Yeah, he's staying at Riggs with Riggs. I'm still confused. Some people still don't understand what we're doing here. We're watching Mincey move through the world. They're like, why don't you just pay for a hotel room? Like, why would I do that?

It doesn't make sense. He doesn't do any content when he goes there. This is the only way we're going to get content. You've got to see him move. Defeats the. purpose if we do that. They have to get it. They have to get me the airport. I'll just say they got to be in the airport soon. 10.42 p.m. Oh, this is after the Hall of Fame dinner. We had a Hall of Fame dinner and then

Riggs reached out and Mincey was like, I'll call you and he called them like three and a half hours later and then now they're staying at 11 o'clock and night. This is amazing. Yeah. Riggs time, I think. You're so jealous. Prince and the Popper. I feel like we're like sociologists designing our own degree right now. I've been to Riggs place a few times. I've been to Riggs place a few No. No, you haven't. No, you haven't. Mincey will like it, I think.

He'll be comfortable. I was comfortable there. It's too powerful of a cosmic convergence. This is the type of meetup that causes religions. The Taoism. Cults, yeah. Feels like the book of revelations of the Stoley Bible. It is.

He's going to cause a leak or pipe burst that drains the Colorado River and starts an apocalyptic drought at Riggs his play. It is crazy Everything comes up Like I got Someone contacted me He was like Oh I actually have like two sweet tickets I was like I'm not

I'm not letting it Like he's got to find this his own Yeah His own like it has to just The world has to get to him We're doing this so publicly It's easy for things to fall Oh no

With a waterfall Oh they're offers now Oh my God Oh no He's got to say it biz is I mean Biz has a really nice house Yeah Oh

Oh, wow. This is just like a study of like your brain doesn't have the shame. And if you were just fine asking for everything, what you can accomplish and anything. He's the red paper clean guy. He's been offered four free tickets to the festival, but he has turned them down because they're up top. My source closest situation says he's not concerned and believes we will end up lower with great seats. I just texted him, come down. Oh, he was ready.

Ready to go. Ready to go. Is there any way, and I don't, would you mind, can he sit in this seat? Because I want to test the cut. Oh, yeah. He hates that side of the room. He hates Kyle, we think. Yeah, that's a good point.

But just for this, that's all. Brandon, I think he does like a command order. He's only going to look at Big Cat now. That is. But that Big Cat's over here. That's true. Well, let's test it. Yeah, okay.

So you think you were. Kyle, you sit here. Kyle, you sit here. Wait. Or, yeah, just go to the booth. No, Kyle's still there. Kyle's still there. Kyle still and Kyle still.

But then if Big Cat leave. he'll go to you. All right. So it'll be one. Two. But I'm not. Okay. Oh, yeah.

You're definitely two. Okay. All right. You're definitely two in his mind. Okay. Oh, so we should have split me and Brandon up. No. If he stays over here, he's only going to look that way.

Even if we're talking is what we're saying. He'll never look away. So we'll, you guys got to ask him a bunch of questions. But we'll start it. Yeah. And then they can. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. All right. How was dinner last night, Vince. Oh, dinner was unbelievable. Hall of Fame? He's like a British soldier. Who was the Hall of Fame lineup? It was, okay, the male representation was Billy Lucci and me.

Yeah. And it was Taylor McGregor, Hannah, and Annika. Hall of Fame. Oh, three chicks and two dudes? You respect beautiful women. How'd that come about? I'm really good friends of Taylor, and she's got to be friends with Billy when she was going to A&M covering, doing ESPN games because she did the playoff game in South Carolina. And then when Hannah and Anica had a sponsor trip to college station for South Carolina, I connected with Billy.

he got him field passes and all that. You got to be friends with them. What did you guys talk about? Life? I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. It's just funny.

Taylor was telling stories about covering games and coaches and stuff. Was the dinner good? Oh, yeah. Went to Adelina Prime, new spot. Stu was talking about that. Yeah, it was excellent. I thought it was great, very swanky. Are you going to dinner with Stu tonight?

Who picked up the check? So, Billy Lucci picked up the check. Of course he did. No, I Venmoed him. I sent him $100 bucks minmo. Okay. He picked up the check and he said He insisted because he can expense it back

He owns Texags and so he's like I'm on a media dinner He's like I have to pay like 27% of this Like expense with the expense But I've invoked him I've emmode him 100 bucks If you don't believe me I'll show you the transaction And he didn't let the girls pay anything

Did you sit in the middle of the table? So the line up on the table I sat in like the kind of back spot Kitchen back spot kind of like Most out of the way I had Taylor on my right and Anika on my direct left, then Billy and Hannah. Did you ever look at that?

I mean, I was looking around talking to everybody. Nice. I bet you order for appetizers. Oh, we had an excellent Wagyu beef tartar with egg. And then Anika ordered an avocado savić, and we had a wedge salad, a Caesar salad, and then we did. We split two steaks for four of us for the table. We had a dry-aged, bone and riba, and a New York street. That sounds amazing.

And then Billy got some kind of coconut sorbay ice cream. Oh, that's Billy. That's classic Billy. Yeah, but Billy doesn't eat red meat, so he got some kind of chicken. Oh, what a bitch. Yeah. Some kind of thing with it. How do you find these restaurants?

It's just like word of mouth type thing? I mean, Taylor just booked it and we had a reservation for Taylor for five at Adelina Prime, and I said, cool. Yeah. Yeah. And so I tried to look good. I went and got my salon haircut trying to get more. What do you ask for at the salon?

She, I mean, she kind of, you know, I get it like parted back a little of the right, but I think the key for me. now is the shorter. Like, I think it looks better short. She did a good job on the neck. Yeah. I shamed before. I thought I was... I thought my pants. The back looks really... Biz noticed you look good immediately. Just from the face.

I thought my clothes weren't too wrinkled. I tried. Yeah, not like my clothes right now. Oh! All right. Real quick, though. Yeah, that was as quick as. This is the most insane way to sleep. I do that.

Do you do? Head on the head on that foldout. No, he's not on the foldout. I agree. The fold out, that's fine. Wait, that. He's not on the fold out. Yes.

He goes on the fold out. Where is it? Oh, there it is. There it is. Okay. Never mind. He's faced down on the fold out. He'll put your arms.

I put my own on the table first. He looks like he's faced down on the fold out. He looks like he just got knocked out. Yeah, he looks on cut. He looks like he's on fentanyl. Also, the shadow is merciful. there, but I know there's a lot of buck crack. Yeah. A lot of butt crack going on

in that crevice. Okay, so this is how he slept, and he had the phone that wasn't charged. Well, that's a charger on his seat. Yeah, did you see? Yeah, yeah, no, he's got a charge. We'll get there, Brandon. Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Okay, here's the exclusive interview. I'm here with Chris.

Chris, you were sitting by Mincy on the flight. Give me an update. So, he plugged his power cord into the seat. Charger's phone? and fell asleep before he plugged it into his phone. So I don't think he was so he was so tired.

So close. He's not plugged in. So tired. He was so tired. He got the first part down and then he just got tuckered out. His mid-sentence. Unbelievable.

Yes, this was Mincy said that he had a stoolie picking him up and then sent Tade a picture and it was actually just a picture of Steph Curry's sister. Wait, how? I guess the kids maybe are the kids

of the stoolie picking? I don't know. But yeah, that was... So Mincy was about to plug in his phone and then he just went face first. He thought a black... Mincy thought a black man was picking him up and then this guy showed up. Okay. Yeah. And he is a White Sox Dave Fidelberg.

He's response. Yeah. And then this is maybe the craziest video I've ever seen. The Mincey universe. This is, this is play the whole thing. He doesn't talk to him? Mincey doesn't, Mincey talks to everyone. This guy came and picked him up. Doesn't Mincey say like, hey, if you want a fun, like he, yeah, when he asks her eyes, he says, he says it'll be fun.

He sat front seat, no music and didn't talk. Oh, the guy's looking. Oh my God. Wait, is he sleeping or trying to sleep? No. He's just not talking. What's he even thinking about? Nothing. He's probably like,

I can't believe this guy gave me a ride. Brandon, where am I? I mean, I will say this. If I were that guy, I would prefer that. Yeah. But I know Mincy in his head thinks that he gave that guy

a really cool experience. Right. But if you're that guy and you agree to pick up Mincy, you do, you're kind of leaning into like, I want, I'm ready to do this dance, right?

Yeah, do you think he was shocked? Yeah, like he wasn't imagining that experience. No. No. Even if you think Mincy's absurd, you want a little absurdity just to be able to have some story to tell moving forward. Exactly. Right? I don't know.

Mincey. He just didn't talk to the guy. One backpack luggage. Oh, here we go. Nice. Nice. Yes. We're going to go through a quick review of what we got.

We've got our Lucy's, obviously. We got an iPhone charger. We got a jack for it somewhere. We got my deodorant because I believe in hygiene. Got the part of my parma keys, some toothpaste. My jack. It's all loose. Nothing's.

No. We got more looseies. I know I got it. Yes. Hair brush. The toothbrush roll on the hairbrush? I got a lot toothbrush. I got to have the hair gel.

Let's get hot even though I don't have it on right now. All right. bunch clothes. Pause it. Pause it. He's he just threw his toothbrush in there next to his it was on his hairbrush. I've never seen anything like that. Get a tube. Dude, just use some fucking paper paper. Oh. Unbelievable. All right. I can't. I have a bunch of clothes.

Brought some cigars. Olmiss cigars in case they're out. Okay. Good thing that. When those have more protection than the tooth front. Positive thoughts putting it out in the universe go through the clothes man all right we got clothes wise we got some socks I mean so those socks not just individual socks yeah some shorts some shorts we got boxers found another cigar we got more boxers we got we got we got The next one, that's an Insy State basketball shorts. Shout out Will Wade.

He brought more cigars and socks. No tops. No tops, yeah. Still a blue shirt. Okay. Always. Best coffee in the world. Thank you.

And they support pause. Got a Ole Miss Collared shirt. Hold it. Oh, God. Got to fold it. No one. No one company. Shout out to them. Good stuff.

Great shirt. Now we've got more boxers. All the boxers are separate. Old school after dinner meant shirt. Shirt with all the Ole Miss legendary football heroes. My lucky look, I'll probably catch flack for it, but I wear it, we're undefeated when I wear the pink shirt powder. Okay, nice. Another shirt.

He's got way more shirt than a shirt. Whoa, how's... Got my powder blue jeans. Okay More socks That's all we got Not enough socks I only saw two pairs of socks

Two pairs of socks Two pairs of socks Two pairs of socks Three pairs of underwear Four cigars And a loose toothbrush I mean it's just He did pack way more clothes

Than I anticipated Yeah This is where I'm kind of jealous Of them Because this would give me So much anxiety Yeah But he has no care in the world

Like He packs like a man Who's been woken up And being like We have to get out of here in 30 seconds. The cops are coming. That's how he passes.

Yeah, there's a fire in the house. Yeah, he just fucking stuffs it and he's like, all right, I'm good. But it's for a week-long trip. I want to see Mincy during the week. I can't picture him, like, going on a routine run to buy, like, Ziploc bags or something like that, or even folding his clothes.

I'm more interested in, like, the tedium, the daily tasks than him at the party. But I don't know what are there tasks? I would love to watch. like open a bill. Like that's got to be so confusing. Make a dentist appointment or something. Does he have bills?

The bills go straight to his parents' house. Brandon, you're getting salty. No, I have to befoon. Leave the parents out of that. You're making fun of a man with a loose toothbrush. That's what I think. He just, he rested his toothbrush on the hairbrush for the flight.

Can I watch him start to fold the shirt again? That was great. I really like it. I think he thought he did fold the shirt. After it was crumbled into a ball. And then threw it. But it was in a ball in the backpack. What's folding to now?

Right. Yeah, like, you see a man with a loose toothbrush and you're like, oh, can I help you across the street? If that doesn't convince you of him being just a boy. He's an old rugback. Shirt. Let's get that folded. Yep. I've got to fold that up.

Just toss it. It's been fun. Awesome. Thank you so much. there we go picture to show my daughter course i'm mad that i'm upset i don't get to meet her i really like to meet her daughter oh the ass crack go back i'm upset i think your daughter i really like to meet her oh that's a nice car let's take or take you to get in it no want to get in it no i'm good

what's your daughter's name lany it's a picture man's thank you very much thank you guys you guys need anything else rest of the week let me go offer oh you're already done with him thank you for awesome thanks again gorg this motherfucker are we cheerleading this I think that was... That was the most real look we've ever got. That was the most real look. Such a lack of natural social etiquette. Like, that's a guy who drove you around for three hours.

If that were me, first of all, I'd get an Uber. I wouldn't ask someone to drive me around for three hours. But I'd just, like, my ending with him would be, thank you so much. Like, anytime you're in Chicago, let me know, come by the office. Here's my phone number. Here's $200. We're $200.

Please let me take you out the dinner. We're going out to stay. Let's come by the park. Link up with us tonight. Link up with us tomorrow. We got a lazy river on Friday. Anything for you. Yeah, a bunch of kids will be there.

Free drink at Barstall, Scottsdale. Yeah. Whatever. I really want to meet your daughter. I want to meet your daughter. All right, see you. All right, so this is a big, yeah, it's brought to my attention

that Chris was on our flight to AZ for treatment on a stage four brain cancer has to fly out every two weeks. Here's how you can help Chris. Climb for Chris.com. If anyone wants to donate, I donate last night, please do. Chris has also showed up to the bar.

can't drink tonight because he loves barstool this guy's the man yeah he is the man yeah I mean he's flying back and forth with brain cancer and he chose the middle seat yeah yeah yeah could give the aisle to Benman yeah and he uh it was a coincidence because it we do a lot of stuff with wish fest which is an awesome awesome guys we've been doing it for a long time and he is actually connected with them as well oh really yeah yeah nice so you went to high school with uh with dan so yeah very small world but awesome awesome dude Chris and then you Yeah, so I bought tickets for Chris and Corey, the driver of Mincy, because I was like, fuck it, these guys deserve to go to the game.

So what I did was I got tickets. I waited until they, Tate was like he thinks he has a lead on tickets. I was like, all right, let me know. So I bought tickets in the row behind them. And I also, I bought three instead of two in case they pick up another dude. I was like, I want to make sure that you have options. Very generous. Yeah.

Yeah. And if you want to know a good reminder that the internet is the worst and there's just complainers for everything, I had a few people being like, way to insert yourself in this. It's like, I bought tickets for a guy who has stage four cancer to the fiasisces. Because I want him to go enjoy it. And he was nice enough to like document Mincy on the plane. And he's a diehard stoolie. So those guys are all going to roll together.

I think they're going to business house. That's awesome. Wow. That's awesome. So it's like an accumulation of just. They need one more. Yeah, they need to find one more. There was actually,

should be easy. In our chat, it was thrown out that they should maybe go back to draft kings and get the teller. Daddy sell. Yeah. Would be incredible without the teller back. He deserved it. Now knowing that that was like a rehearsed thing too and he had to sit through.

It was even worse. So I had nothing to do with Mincy getting tickets. It was just for these guys. And yeah, I do like the idea of Mincy just having. a group of dudes rolling up and he's just picked up in his travels. He'll ignore them the whole night.

Oh, he's going to be so confused when they show up to business house. He won't read. They're not going to remember either. Yeah, he won't remember. He's going to pull Tate aside and be like, how do I know this guy? He drove us around for three hours yesterday. All right, so then the party's on.

And she's arrived. This is this girl. Well, maybe one of these eight beautiful women. Yeah. Oh, that would be nice. She's one of these. Lovely. She's a cutie.

And I would thank all y'all for coming out tonight. I mean, what dream season? The rebels in the desert and the Fiesta Bowl? And we're making up from your dream? And that sugar bowl just really happened? Well, damn right it happened. We're coming here to raise hell Miami-Hurt fans with the national championship game.

Hell yeah, go to hell. Oh, hell, I'll shoot while we're at it. Wait a lot of players. You're all staying on. You're staying home. You know, what a shame, you know, he's just sitting on the couch, but sit down on a quarterback of fruits

and doing shady stuff. We're all here to get it. Chuck had a good tweet about this. He appropriately said that when Brandon Walker walks into hell, it's this fault. That's where, that is where hell exists. Brandon Walker or any other person.

But specifically you. you walk into hell and spitz you on her so he he got oh yeah girl that he just met he got her up there give a bike work give her yours so she's an old man you must yeah maybe give her your mic then he wouldn't have a mic give her the mic I think we're in a pretty good spot I can't believe we're an underdog we're so disrespected

What are the question for you? Let's turn it off, Brown! You're on a new race appeal. Are you bouncing hands? So she, what does she say? She said, allow me to introduce ourselves. We're old damn miss.

Okay. And she's just a, she's not like a, like a influencer or anything. She's just a random chick. Yeah, must be. Friend. Okay. You're creating a monster. Who slid into Mincy's DMs?

No shit. The marathon did. change everything. Mincy text I feel bad. No, don't. Mincy texts me the night before a screenshot of her profile and he was like, she's coming to the bar tomorrow. The marathon changed everything.

Oh, she's had a lot of followers. Oh, wow. You could have seen this coming. Huh. Huh. Okay. She's attractive. Brandon? I'm opting out. Yeah. You guys keep going forward. Let it be known.

The record show, Brandon Walker at 101 opt is out. Opted out. I'm out. Okay. Well, quick footnote, Mincy thinking he's the host also means that Mincy thinks everyone at that bar is there. For him. He did a good job, emceeing.

Yeah. Agreed. Yeah, he did. Could have been worse. Okay, keep going. Oh. Oh, no. The Friends have arrived.

It's eight. Eight dudes. And here's where this is funny. I think a lot of people put it together. but these are not just eight random dudes. These are eight dudes from snapback sports, which I'm not very familiar with. I see a few of them on Twitter.

But one of them, Dave got in a little brewhaha with one of them a few weeks ago with Jack. Now, look, are they competitors? Yeah, I mean, they're sponsored by Underdog. I don't really, like, I'm not like, oh, my God, get out of our bar. But it is very funny that Mincy. Got them a VIP table.

Got honey trapped, yeah, honey, to get a VIP table for snapback. I think just eight dudes is so fun. Yeah. And then having that be an added wrinkle is so fucking perfect. Eight dudes. Three and eight friends and they're all dudes. Eight dudes is hilarious and the funniest

thing ever. Having it be eight dudes that work for what would be maybe a competitor is cosmically so mincy. The whole thing is so mincy. Oh no. The difference in body language.

The biggest smile you could imagine your coffee me look at that yeah oh fucking good yeah yeah yeah she took the coat of she got more comfortable took the coat up oh this was bad it's the bad it's just like it's just like I need you want to run the mic tonight Is someone telling him, Mitch, you got to get on the mic. No. No, it's in the middle of the song. All right, all right.

This is the business big hot and talk. Yeah, this is the one that everyone's been talking. Yeah, this is hot-tot. It's hot-todtod. Certainly, Mince will give him the mic, right? Yeah. Will he hand him the mic? He'll hand him the mic.

Well, it's business hot and time. Okay. The ball over here out of the sports legend you see him on an inch on T-a-te-te-tina the man to living margin take about to the rep's night and uh biz has one question are you ready that was the trade for this hotty-toddy-toddy tauty the analogy i used was so tight so tight so tight so tight Him interrupting business girl is like when you're watching an NFL game and things are going bad and a coach will throw a challenge flag on a play that's not reviewable just because they're frustrated and they're like I know I can't change anything but I'm just going to slow it down for like yeah oh they've arrived at business best mood ever good morning how we do it fucking game that's gonna be tricky oh oh

welcome ricaster the bus it's possible i've never seen the We got to pray for an old miss win. This is what we do right near the octopus cacti in the entryway. Come on in, boys. What's mine is yours and Tate? Thank you so much. Of course. Yeah, we are going to have the best.

Oh, buddy. I mean, I don't know if I'm going to take as good to carry you as rigs, man. He had the seafood tower out for you. Yeah. He's wearing the golf shoes. world that's where you got the wheels you get the wheels yeah oh my goodness that's unreal um this is it

this is the main area this is where uh where we're all be hanging out what a house awesome fuck that rule i just feel like that that comfy cushion chair has your name written all over it and see this guy right here the rotator this could be your this could be your thinking chair today right here maybe maybe even do the yacht through that oh it doesn't encompass it yeah give it a rip buddy

Here, lean back. Lean back. This fucking guy. Take it away. You think, man. There you go, buddy. He's a child. He's a child.

He's a child. They just spun him around, Brad. They just spun him around like a fucking five-year-old. What are we doing, dude? What if they win? We've got to do this another whole week. Oh, man, I didn't think about that. That will be unfortunate.

Maybe, wait, wait, wait. Go back. Go back. Maybe. Keep a job coming by in a couple hours here to take care of our boy, Mincy. Now, I don't know if you're a big weed guy, are you? I think I'm good. Okay.

I'm not going to say, you know, post-game, maybe. That was a, what an answer. That was a yes, but the camera, I'm about clean living. Some stuff to roll. And also, I got some. some shrews. Oh, I think I'm good on that. Thank you so much.

Thank you for all for it. No problem, buddy. If you want to get weird, you just let me know. Oh, he's. Oh, the biggest thing is those are gone. Those are gone. And the weed. He's got them.

Ben. Tate does need a little accident. Tate needs to do it. All right. Thank you. You have mine. Let's go get them. He was going to use it.

He was just going to use it. You sniff that one out, Titus. That's so perfect. He did not think he needed a new one. And this is where they're spending the night tonight. Yeah. Okay. His house is in front.

Yeah, this is amazing. I'm back. I feel like you're going to want to honey. Dave will love that one. Hey, I got him. Yeah, yeah, not a big. Yeah, just see, need. I said, we got like 10 to 12 NAs.

This is, this is. Oh, wow. This is this thing. This is your master? This is the master, brother. Someone's saying, this might be your reaction happens, huh? That is not, mostly just, uh, what is it? Oh, that's the bath.

They just give you guys a little extra light. Come on through. And then I got an extra toothbrush for it. This is all the master? The Lord, Biz. Fuck, that's awesome. Oh, man. One for you, one for you.

Tay, you get the cheese. Yeah, you get the couple colors. Oh, wow. All right, thank you. Here, we got to get out. We're, I see this church. Those are my jerseys. That's, uh, that's the OG coyotes.

Actually, that was Shane Donne's, uh, retirement night. Um, it has the patch there. So this is my most prize. You get a Scottsdale it. I've had a Scottsdale itch. I'm going there for a spring break with my kids. Danbury trashers custom. But you'd live there.

I wouldn't live there. I wouldn't live there. I would get a place. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's going down the line. I mean, this is a Kelly Chase.

I just love, uh, shout out the chase. Shout out the chaser. I love the mailing mailers, OG, E-C-H-L. It's perfect. Dillie Higgins got me that. This is a weird one that the coyotes did. This is my last year playing Ontario rain. Oilers for whatever reason, but actually the moose knuckles is kind of a fun jersey.

I feel like you would be a moose knuckle guy. I don't, I've never heard of a moose knuckle before. It's like weird. Yeah, yeah. I know, I thought it was. Yeah. I got an idea. That's pretty much that.

But I want to show you guys your quarters. This is what everybody's been waiting for Where is Vincy? Where is Kate going to be sleeping now? He still has a lazy river next to tomorrow. Lazy river tomorrow. Lazy river tomorrow. Which at one point in time was the crown jewel.

It was. Lazy river. I think he's taking his eye off the ball a little bit. Also, if you guys want any wine, you guys just jump down there, got a little bit of, you know. There's a record player if you bought your records. Old school style. I said Ms.

loves the host, and I know you don't really booze. You got a lot of booze around or somebody. And to be quite frank, I don't host much. And this is... You try it. You try it.

So this is the other wing of the host. This is where you guys are going to be to sing by the organ cactus on the way by. And this is Ben Mince's room. See what we caught. Oh, a lot of. The plant, dude.

Look at the domestication. Yeah. I was having a so awesome of a plant. You know you're going all out and you got plant. Yeah, yeah. Back, rewind. I know you're going all out when you got plant. Dude, look at the domestication.

Yeah. I was having a plant. Like, you know you're going all out and you got plant. Well, this is a lot of people have been talking about that online recently. Oh, my God. Just throwing it out there. And also, if you need the blackout. blinds it gets pretty dark.

So I don't know if you're into the dandy dark on shit. So you can just kind of get it completely blacked out so you can enjoy a nap or a good night's sleep. Where goes? Going? This is still talking to him. So you can unpack your stuff right there. And why don't I show you guys Kate's room? Okay.

Actually, let's show them where their yak's going to be getting. We're going on the yak later. This is my office. Well, now it's Ben Mince's office. Right. Vincy, can this work for you? Of course. This is amazing. Is it good enough?

This is way more than good enough. This is above and beyond. You can look at the praying cactus. For the old men, bring up some good jujuice. All right, last one. Tate's unveiled. Awesome house. Unbelievable house.

He's the big dog filming all the content. He's working. There's a shitter. And then you got your own walkout to the pool if you need it. Wow. So right there. So that's the page. Thank you, bitch.

You got a good desk, too. Yeah. All right there. Hey, thank you guys so much for coming. I know I can't live up for a break. He just points at the first thing he says. Oh. And the cozy sheets and waiting for Big Daddy Kane to show up.

Yeah, I mean, we do also have a private chef coming. So I feel like that's probably going to be pretty cool, too. We need you for the big game, makes. We also have a 240. We're 245. leave her by now. We will see us. 3.30 at the tailgate. Let's go.

Oh, my God. Oh, wow. I was hoping we'd see the girl from last night just in the back. Oh, that's so great. What's on, boys? Hey, first of all, incredible house. Yeah. What a place.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Appreciate that. You know you got it going on if you got plant. Yeah, you got that plant. What's plant? That's what Mincy said. That's what Mincy said. He said, you know, you got it going on because you got plant. as in plants

yes well no it was the one in the bedroom your singular plant flummoxed him got them all twisted are you're you're doing a great job hosting are you excited for this game you're excited for hanging with the boys I am so fired up I don't think I've ever

been to any type of college football game of relevance like I might have went to like a D2 one back when I was in in Sagina maybe I'm forgetting of another one that I attended but I can't even remember like any type of important football game I went to. This is going to be awesome. Yeah, so I'm fired up.

Yeah. I'm interested to meet this Danny Kane guy. Yeah. Like I'm getting like a lot coming at me about like what this guy's like and stuff like that. So I want to get on his good side. So I reached out to John Cooper because he's a huge lightning fan. Yeah. So Cooper's going to FaceTime for five minutes.

John Cooper, people don't know is the head coach for the lightning. Okay. I'm trying to be. family cups. I'm trying to bait Lane Kiffin into like a little Mincy pep talk. Two minutes. Oh, do you need his contact? Mincy says he has it.

And I'm like, do you think he would answer you? And he's like, ah, I bow 50-50. He's got to do it. He's got to try. He's got to try. You got to tell him that that's the only condition of him staying at your house. I did.

Okay. Yeah, I did. And he hasn't tried? We're going to save it. Okay. I'm going to save it. Has he? Have he taken your mushrooms yet?

No. He's going to. They're as good as gone. They're gone. 100% taking. I'd count him. They're gone. They're absolutely gone.

So, all right. So, yeah, Danny Boy Kane's going to be great. You guys are going to have a great time. You got Chris and Corey coming to. Chris. Okay. Got to my house, right? I think they are.

Okay. That's okay. So. Corey is the dude You weren't told Didn't tell you Mincy didn't tell you Cory is the dude that drove

Mincy around for three hours yesterday Okay, yeah Stooley And then Chris is the guy Who sat next to Mincy on the plane Who saved Mincy a seat And then we find out Chris has stage four brain cancer

So he has to go to Arizona Every two weeks to get treatment So I bought the two of them a ticket They're going to go to the game And they're going to hang out with you guys They're going to sit right behind you. If I was going to say, I read that thing online about the kid going through the treatments.

If he wants to come over, fuck, he can sleep in my bed. I'll sleep on the couch. Hey, and I'll say, like, the best part about all this has been the commenters.

Yeah. I have been laughing my dick off the last 24 hours. So, right, it's just, Tate's putting on a master class. You couldn't have put together a better combo for a guy to document it. So this.

I need this, though, Biz not to introduce himself to Corey and Chris, we're going to have Mincy. Oh, yes. Yeah. There's no way he. No. Yes.

Yeah. Don't do not, do not introduce yourself. Let Mincy handle it. He won't handle it. Was mincy, was he fucked up at the end? I can't tell when he's putting on an act. He couldn't open his eyes in his last video or he wouldn't open his eyes. His eyes were closed almost the entire video.

He was sleepy as fuck. Finally got into Biz's mushroom. Is he? He's acting there. That's acting. But he never gets out of the acting. Why won't his eyes open? He's acting, okay.

Oh, it's a long video. And are old Miss fans mad at him? Yeah. Yeah, why? Only because of the Lane Kiffin thing? Because he talked to Lane Kiffin, and he was nice to Lane Kiffin. And he was like, he was sucking up to Lane Kiffin. and they hate they hate lane kippin now they're turning on mincy i think that they're legitimately

mad at him and ben is legitimately bothered about that should we look at the centaur first yeah the sentil was probably the highlight of the night yeah okay this is the first one so this is quick quicks created this and people were getting actually duped i got dup by this yeah because it's believable very believable so it says uh the the tweet is it's mincy talking to chris mincy has started talking about potentially pushing his flight back depending on how much it will cost He's approached Chris and asked him if he's planning on using all of the donation. Oh my God. On a scale of 1 to 10, believable, I would say 7.

And the cigars one was believable too. I would say that's an 8. Mincy spotted Archie Manning in the bathroom during halftime. He immediately went up to talk to him to pee. Told him he was a big fan and would love to do a hype up video with him. And then immediately started filming at the urinal. I will put that as an 11 out of 10. He's followed me into the urinal.

No, his pants would get an ankle. This one of my favorites, too. I like it a lot. Danny Boy Cany's received a FaceTime from Ray Lewis, who's down on the sideline. When Mincy popped in the frame, Ray said, don't act like I didn't see that video of you singing it. This one I had to like. Mincy's been eating sunflower seeds and just spitting out the shells with no regards for anyone. I think he's still unaware that he's completely covered the back of the man sitting in front of him.

49,000 likes. Oh, my God. This was Mincy by the. way this looked i i tweeted it when we saw it on on the stream i was like this is just mincy the right picture is mincy if he had responsibilities and was an adult but mincy missed the touchdown because his phone has been blowing up with people saying i was on tv and him trying to figure out it was actually me this is the photo from the broadcast brandon what did you say they just grow on trees they grow on trees there yeah Miami has scored the go-ahead touchdown with 18 seconds left

and mincy is throwing up from nerves oh first stop after leaving the stadium, West Valley smoke and vape. Mincy's trying to return the three cigars he brought to Arizona, acquired from a Barstool Classic trip. Worst they can do is say no. Yeah. That's very believable. So good.

This is why I love Barstool so much. It was like I was, I was smiling ear to ear yesterday because we had in a van going to a national semifinal. Paul Bissinet, who's a legitimate hockey star on TNT. A stoolie who, Chris, by the way, I told, I, I, I, I got his number and we were texting. He's so appreciative of everyone who's donated. We really, really appreciate.

Tate, he said Tate was incredible, making sure he was okay the whole time. So shout out Tate for that. So Chris, who has stage four brain cancer, which is diehard Stoolie. Ben Mintz and Danny Boy Kane, and they're in a van going to the national semifinal, FaceTiming with the guy who had the most press around him the last two months because he left the team that's about to play for the rival. Well, Danny, that's the part of the best. Danny McCain's shoeing them off and just being like,

I think our fans care more about. Well, now, this is happening. For sure. Yeah. We just want to thank it for your time lane. You're a legend buddy. Best of luck at LSU. And that's my new team after the season.

Thank you so much. Yeah. And I'll be getting trolled every day of my life. We get Minson gripping that phone. Yeah. Everywhere I go, Bahamas. And Lane was so bad. It's going to be ground all day.

But you did a lot for us. I don't know. Diddy boy. Biz just tried desperately to get his phone back. In the portal. And you, there was a bell issue. I can't do that, but thank you. I love it.

I love it. Bixie's in the portal. Bince is in the portal. Last thing, Lane, I got to. I took, I, wait, that's business phone, not mincees? Yeah, he's got a death. Last thing, I took Old Miss 50 to one national championship, third quarter of the first two-lane game when I saw Trinidad.

So that was because of you need. Thank you. Wow. Yeah, third quarter when I saw Trinidad, all right, we got to go tell you. All right, thanks, coach. We love it, we love you. We love it. Appreciate you.

Just like, just like, go. He never released it. And then when they were talking. about bad vibes. I couldn't get enough of Danny Boy's shrug. It was the most natural shrug ever. Like, again, he's all business. He's there to win a game.

He didn't want to be there. Yeah, he was like, I'm going for a business trip. Had to get something done. Yeah. And also his dentist got moved. Yeah, this is, this is, this is. Yeah. What he taught?

He says, we played again with the sound. Exed you? Yeah. What did he say? That's, he said that he's not happy that you asked me to talk to him in you guys video. What does the text say? No account of bill.

That's crappy. You asked me to talk to him and you guys videotaped it first. That's what he's up. I just assumed he knew. I don't know. Is that bad juju before the game? Is that good? He knew.

He knew. He knew. Also, Mincy's saying I just assumed he knew. What are you talking about, dude? Why would Lane Kiffin know that you're filming him? You've got to tell him. Okay, we have a Zoom guest. We have a Zoom guest.

there's oh my god but hold on I was like a little Tate Tate can you hear me yeah what's up so are you are you in Mincy's friends

Lazy River no no no no no not allowed that so where are you we're at I booked a day resort and we Ubered here and they have a lazy river

so we got the Lazy River so we got the Lazy River yeah We got the lazy river. Thanks to Tate. No thanks to you, Mincy. Correct. Totally thanks to Tate.

Spunned it on a dime on like 40 minutes notice. He said, I'm going to save the day, and he did it. All right. That's incredible. So let's start with you, Mincy. Why can't Tate go to the other lazy river? No, they just, everybody, I felt out the situation over there this morning, and everybody's so, so hurt from last night.

just like come over later by yourself. We don't want to be around anybody today. Like the level of heartbreak from that game. I mean, we're only going to feel it. Why are you invited? Yeah, why are you going? Because I've been friends of these people 25 years. Okay.

So, yeah. They just didn't want content over there. I mean, I get it. They got all their family. They got all their families and kids and stuff there, too. What did you say about Tate to them? I just said, Tate, me, I want us to come over. there, we'll be there a couple hours, and they're just like, hey, they just come when they're done

with one in a couple hours. And I said, okay. They didn't say anything negative about them. They just said, but you say anything. They fucking hate Tate, though. We're trying to figure out why. Yeah. No, I didn't say, dude, I ain't saying, look, I'll be honest, man, I ain't saying nothing negative about Tate for a long time because the effort he's given on this trail. For a long time. It's been for a long. I mean, it's been. Tate, you got a couple months. Um, Mincey, when are you headed back? Uh, I think tomorrow.

I hadn't booked a return flight yet, but I have a place to stay tonight. And then I think I got out of here tomorrow. But I'm kind of like processing everything. Like that loss is so heartbreaking. And then like a lot of people are pissed off at me over that lane face time. And I don't know, but we're lost. A worst week of your life? I wouldn't say that.

Oh, it's, breaking news, men. Hey, Matt, we got breaking news from the world of college football. What's that? Trinidad Chamblis, his sixth year of eligibility, officially denied his career is over. He will no longer be a quarterback in college football. I don't know if this is a joke or not because my guards.

I'm just, I'm choosing to think this is a joke. Dan, would you like to? It's 100% real. We just read the on three tweet. Is it the real on three account or is the hair check? Is it the number? Is it the in? Oh, wait, hold on.

We're going to have to check that. We're going to have to check that. It's on three with the, wait. How many followers that? Yeah. On three sports. Yeah, 389,000. I mean, they're showing it.

Okay. When it rains and four, so, it's. I don't know what to believe or what's left or what's right at this point. I'm just trying. Today is a, today is a terrible. It's like, it's the worst. Today's a terrible. It's got to be an all-time bad week for you with the loss.

You're in a way. And Kiffin's situation. I don't know. I mean, is that for real or y'all pranking me? I got to real, dude. What do you want us to say? We just read it on on three. Well, y'all pulled a lot of pranks on me in the past.

We have not pulled any pranks. I mean, they showed the two. Okay. Okay. All right. Tell me how bad this moment is for you right now. Keep in mind you are sitting almost bare-assed in the lazy river. Mincy, do this for us.

Do this for us. TJ, will you please record this? Mincy, give your state of the union on Ole Miss Football and Truderdad Chambliss. Confederacy. So you want me to count you in? You want me to count you in? All right. Here we go.

Turn up like you say you turn up. Yeah, all right. Here we go. Three. TJ, are you recording? Show them how you turn up. Wait, do you clap, Mincy? Clap, Mincy.

All clap, I'll clap. Ready? Yep. All right. No, no, no, no. Do what we do? Turn it up. Oh, gosh.

Here we go. So this is like for sure Trinidad actually didn't get this eligibility. But like that number three sports always pranks everybody. It had the yellow check mark. Well, yeah. Hang on. All right. Pete Sam.

Okay, okay. Ready? I'm not clap, but give it your best. Today's a terrible day for Ole Miss. Trinidad Chamble is denied 60th year. Most heartbreaking loss will probably, I mean, I don't know how you may get to the final four ever again and then lose the last minute. But I do, I do feel good about the future no matter what because they have money in the NIL's great.

And Pete Goldie's going to do a damn good job. But I'm hurt today, okay? I'm freaking hurt carrying this loss. And if Trinidad is not playing anymore, I'm doubly, doubly very, very upset. And I feel like I do feel good about the future, but today is not the day to be excited. That's for damn sure.

Okay. But I do feel the right people are in charge and they'll figure it out and there's momentum. And like considering where this thing was five or six years ago, still got to be thrilled and very proud to be a rebel. But today sucks very badly. Very, very badly. And I'm hurt.

And I don't have a voice. And, yeah, a lot of people are pissed off at me. But life will go on. And Ole Miss football will go on as well. TJ, were you recording that? It lagged a little bit. All right. So you got to do it.

Zoom was, yeah. Zoom went in and out. Ask them if they can, like, float to a spot with better Wi-Fi. Yeah, just keep floating. Float down the lazy river and then you got to go again. I'm a little, I'll say this, big cat. I'm a little nervous if we keep floating. We might go to the lifeguards.

Okay. Yeah, that's fine. But if we get kicked out, we get kicked. Yeah, that would be great. Wait, are you not supposed to be there? I don't know if you're allowed to film in a lazy river with, there's other people in this lazy river. Oh, okay. All right, Mincy, so let's go.

Take two. Ready? Yeah. All right. Trinidad Chamble's to nod, six-year eligibility. Absolutely tragic, formal news. The year he just had is will never be forgotten. I mean, he took a team that I get an Ole Miss to the doorstep for the national

championship game. And now you get the news that you have to live life without him after getting your hearts ripped out in a semi-final battle for the ages against Miami. I do feel great about the future regardless of this just horrific news off this heartbreaking loss because I think Pete Goldie's going to do a dang good job. And Ole Miss has raised a lot of money and has the right people in Keith Carter in charge. So I'm going to choose to be optimistic and proud to be a rebel and not just realize that today feels like a few to that game last night and with this tragic news. All right, the ending cut out again.

Do the ending again. We'll splice it together. I know. You're not doing that. I'm saying like when you turn up, you're going to be the best. Get him like a virgin dacry. I will admit, Mincey. I don't want to critique.

it's hard to take you seriously as a sad man when you're floating in a lazy river. Two men fighting in a raft right now about a press conference. I think you need to convey the sadness more. You got to convey because you are like a. I do have news. Paradise. Yeah, what's up, Tate? I do have news to report.

He's been talking about doing this with the half mass Trinidad Chambliss flag the whole the whole time. That is currently sitting on Biz's kitchen table. Oh, oh, oh, Brandon's doing his press conference. He's going crazy. You're good. That went well. Hey, that went well.

That was good. He's high stepping Mincey. Biz's wall. Biz's wall. Biz's wall. The whole bathroom floor. And bathroom floor. This all happened, what, Friday night?

And bedroom floor. Are we tasked with judging something? So apparently, Mincey did eventually, after hours and hours and hours, maybe even days, of not reaching out to BIS. He reached out to BIS and apologized. Biz didn't accept the apology. You said that we're going to judge it on the yak. Okay.

I tried to get a lie detector today, but it was too expensive. We could just hand Mincey, like, some sort of object. So what are the... Right now, yes or no. Well, we can play the video of the first one of Biz. So obviously, Biz, Mincey stayed at Bizz's house for what? 18 hours? Yeah.

18 hours, and he did damage to his house. Permanent hours. permanent damage to his house. I'm thinking of the nicotine pouch. Yep, which that's a that is a... That's the worst in my opinion.

That was... He did it at Tate's who has a dog. I think it's pretty bad when a dog gets one of them. And it was a bunch of them, I think. Wasn't it? Yeah. He's just leaving pouches everywhere,

used pouches. We got that company-wide email about people putting them in the urinals. 100% him. Yeah. 100% him. How does that... Takes it out.

You take it out with his fingers. Set it on the floor. floor. You place it on. The thing is like the set it on the floor. The Lucy's have the thing at the top where you can put your old ones. Why? Yeah.

Or at least like put it on the stand. Like I do it. You'll see it the next. Yeah. Like I do it. I put it in a piece of paper. Yeah. Take a rip a piece of paper and put it in there like gum.

You should be like gum. I'm trying to figure out how you accidentally do that. But that's by the stand. You don't. You don't. Can you play the video, TJ? I just see Ohio Tate's tweet saying this is it. Mency's walking away.

He's going to stay at his friend's house. He was staying at the pool until he caught his flight later on. And then there was an encore tweet underneath about Mincy leaving a pouch at someone's house. Well, the light bulb goes off of my head. It goes, I haven't been to Mincy's room yet. So not only did I get a pouch, one on the ground here. Not too bad. I'm like, oh, I could deal with that.

And I go over here and he put his wet baiting suit and whatever else on the ledge here and completely fucked. my portolo paint on the walls in my spare measure. So, look at this. What a bad guy. Mincy. Mincy,

look at this. One fucking night, bro. One night. Mincy! Someone did point out correctly. They're like, it's kind of on biz for not telling Mincy, you can't hang wet clothes on the windows on the wall.

Not that if he had told them. it wouldn't have changed anything, but still. It's business fault. Yeah, he should have told him. Now, Mincy can't deny that he didn't see that, right? When he got it off the... Can't deny that. He will.

Piss on the ground. Oh, my God. He's probably a trough. Oh, my God. Is that confirmed? Is that real? I mean, I think this is a guest room. Why did the piss look like that?

When you have a guest room, if anything is off, it's the guest, because you don't go in it otherwise. You know? So it's got to be him. I don't want to attribute malice to what can be just negligence. So putting the bathing suit on the sill, is that? That's a crazy move in itself. Who does that? When you have your own bathroom attached.

Right. You put the bathing suit on the top of like the shower. Throw in the tub. Yeah. You might not expect a wall to look like that, but you still know you're putting it on a wooden window sill. Right. Any wall, you're surprised you put it on a sill. That's true.

Also, we had more swimming stuff to do. For that kind of damage, like, those have to be some pretty wet trunks. That'd have to be sopping, what? He kind of tried to blame you. What? Mincy. Yeah. Wait, what?

I missed it. Big Cat wanted me to jump in the pool. I never said. Cat told me to jump in the pool. We were all claiming. What he said. Even if you did, that's not your fault for him putting down a window. You blame the Lane Kiffin call on biz.

Yeah, get him down here. Not a huge accountability guy. Hell of a week. Yeah. What has been the impact of last week? Are you still feeling it? Yeah, but I think the genius of the content from y'all's end, the blocking me from Tate and Yak and Vivalestool and all the accounts made it so organic. Because I felt like it was big when it was going on, but I had no idea the scope of it. It was just like, hey, go be yourself. Don't look at cameras. just make it organic.

And that's what Dan's been saying for years to me. And you're 100% yourself this week. How would you rate yourself as a house guest? F minus. Okay, so what happened? Talk us through the three things that Biz showed us. And how do those happen? Okay, the first one on the windowsill thing, the shorts thing, that one, I actually don't feel.

Yeah. is bad about because that would like I didn't think anything of that you were hanging yeah yeah I was hanging clothes but then I've actually I've actually I've actually like no but I've you hang wet clothes on windows so I just thought it was like sunlight is that what you always do are you can I mean I usually hang it up like a fresh apple pie usually I hang them up like on a hanger uh in the bathroom right or the shower or maybe the shower I I was in a hurry that was like right I jumped in on the act and we were I mean I don't really have an excuse I just thought that that was but the bathroom was connected to your room no okay are you aware that water warps would

I am now you didn't know that until then I didn't think anything of that I thought it was just good to hang about sunlight and I've actually called like it's sunny out it's Arizona it's always I thought it was overcast when we saw the no there was sunlight pick and third but didn't but how did you hang it it went go ahead Brandon go Brandon go How the fuck Question Ben How the fuck

Did you not know water warps would I believe he's at? I definitely just thought that that would be a good spot But then when you When you went to pack Did you notice that it was all fucked up? No So when we went to pack it was like a get out of their

Real Real Fast situation Because didn't you leave it like 11? No but what happened was the lazy river fell through we had it all planned to go to my buddies and that I mean all the Ole Miss fans were having I mean there were a lot of very unhappy people

on Friday morning and so Tate total credit to him on the audible we called to go to the water park but it was like like get your shit we got to get out of here really quick and so when I packed there was no like no second thought

no anything it was just to let's get the hell out of here as fast as we can you didn't see that at all your wet drawers and put them right in your bag or did you just put them on? I put them right in my bag but they weren't wet then because I jumped in. I jumped in the day before.

I jumped in the pool on Thursday on the act and that was Friday. Oh, all the water was on the wood. I think he has posted a clearer picture of the wall. You didn't notice it? Let me see a clearer picture.

Let's focus on the positives. Did you break anything? Did you break any furniture? I don't think so. Did you bleed anywhere? Did you get blood on anything? Not that I know of. Did you piss anywhere that you shouldn't know?

Did you shit on the floor? Yeah, I heard that, I mean, I thought I peed in the toilet, but he didn't. Yeah, clearly I did. How did you leave the bed? Did you make the bed? Did you make it? Did you take the sheets off? No, I didn't.

You didn't do either one. Fair. No, I always try to make the bed. Usually when I leave a house, I try to make the bed, but then it's always like a thing that they're like, well, we're changing the sheets anyway after you used it. So you, and you also, you kind of put blame on me for telling you to jump in the pool. When did I tell you to jump in the pool? Mintz, did you see what you did?

Mintz's drywall? So, yes. That's been addressed. I called Bills, right when I landed. I apologized, offered payment. I had no idea what happened, and then he explained. I understand what happened now. What happened?

So I literally, I, remember when a big cat asked me to jump in the pool on the act? I had to jump in the cold pool. So this is big... It's my fault. I'm telling you the story what happened. So I hung up. I put my boxers and shorts up on the window sill. As one does.

As one does, apparently affected the draw one. I want to be apparent. There's no blame. No, I actually, you made a clear one's in blame. So you got misquoted there. Did you shatter anything? At this point, I... I mean, not that I know of, but I feel like, I feel like more, I feel, I feel like this was like one of those trips that was, it was so awesome, but like there's just, like it was too wild in the collateral damage.

It was too wild. I think you did more things right than wrong. I agree. What about the Lucy pouches? Did you split two places? Is this kind of like a wet bandit situation where it's like Mincy was here? He left his Lucy pouches. So I didn't have a clue until PFT showed me this yesterday.

No, but, but I know what you're about. show us that you can put it in the top. Yeah. But there's also another option of throwing them out. Are you always throwing them out? No, you don't always throw them out. You went to two houses and you didn't throw them out. It was two for two on not throwing them out.

Throw them out of your mouth. Is that what you mean? Re-eat that shit. No, I usually throw them away. No, but I have no defense on this. You just take it out and just put it on the ground? I think. Well, okay, so what I think...

I have no excuse here. I think I take it out, like, for Ben, then I just throw it away in the morning, but I didn't throw these away. Got it. Got it. I could see that one looks to me, makes me look like a real piece of crap.

I have something for you, for everyone. Kyle, you want to look under your seat? Yes. All right. With the utmost haste. All right. Oh, man. It is a platt.

Ah. Pretty cool. Can we all get one? No, it's for the utmost. the whole office. Oh, yeah. 242 Times list of most iconic American companies number 242.

Wow. We joke about it, but it is insanely cool and impressive. It's nice black. Sizable plaque. Now, wait a minute. Was that sent to us? No, I got it made. Okay. Hell yeah. Yeah, that'll be nice.

A little too big. I have something else sold for us. Stephen, can you go in the hallway? This is nice. By the the tunnel sign and you're going to see a string and can you pull the string oh oh that's awesome well the string steve don't know why he still looks confused yeah there's a question coming maybe do a countdown on the string pole do we have a camera over there do a countdown on the string pole stephen boy oh boy do a little countdown he still has he looks so confused he's so clueless

He doesn't realize it's a paint bucket that's gonna fall on his head. I'll get a pig's blood. Go up a little, TJ. Oh, there you go. String by the tunnel sign. This string? Uh-huh. There's a string right there.

You guys see the string. I don't think I do. I don't see the string. It's right to the right. Two. Ha! Wow! Why does that look so cool?

It looks so clean and sick. That worked. So well. That was awesome. How'd you know the string pool would do that? Dom rigged the string. I was out of a movie. So we're going to put the plaque.

John did it. Right under it. Right under it. We're going to put the plaque right under. That's good. Don't do that. That is so cool. Incredible, right?

Yeah. Wow. Arsenal Sports is a great organization the way they do things over there. Yes. And what a fucking great banner. That is a nice one. It's a really nice one. Part of me thought I was going to just say, oh, and five.

Yeah. That's unbelievable. That's why we do it. That's great there. Oh, look at that. Next up is... Oh, yeah. Yes!

I just want to say it's those two. I kind of want to just say it's those two. You don't stand a chance, Jackie. Oh, man. You see his video yesterday? We got to get it. No. I can't say I did.

He was green. What? Orsel Greg is green. Hold on. No. That needed to make the prep sheet. Barstle Greg is green On purpose?

He's got olive skin He does Barstle Greg Green Google Deutsch average Oh my God He looks like an alien I guess Greg

And look he's alone again Stone just went All over Auburn With the last second You know what Fuck it We beat Auburn for the first time Since 2020

What I like about this team Is we are beating people We haven't beat Where is he? We still fucking lost one miss. Doesn't matter. What we need to work on tomorrow is full court press. We shit, though.

Why do you keep looking over his shoulder? Why is he so green? No teams are going to see that film. Is there a cricket in the background? Who's that? Two is right. Conference play in SEC. Here's to you.

That water behind him? I don't know. It looks like he's in the upside down. Wait, where is a good chug? I just realized we have another beer chug guy. Do it's average average 13. Six and Carl Wicked

Wrake. Can't believe you guys didn't see that. Barstle Rag, why were you green? Hey guys, I'm green now. He's so perfect for just a video that no one cares about.

Every, every few days. That will go down. That Barstall, Missouri competition will go down as one of the Oh, I still think about the guy Those notable spectacles Niceest guy ever

But who read those Entire blogs to us He was a sweet guy He was They were all really good guys They were Yeah he And we ended up with

Barstool Greg won in dominating fashion He won by mercy rule He lapped the field with him Barstool Greg I think green might be his path Oh man The one wing wasn't working Maybe I'll try fucking green

Maybe I'll give green a shot Parson's new schick We were so tired of the green Stick Give it up Greg You've been green Let's guess Greg's green again

I hope he tries Other color Oh See what works One just come like he's like you know magenta it's like wow that fucking popped all right this shit sucks bring back the green yeah we liked you better when you were green you know fuck barstool fuck portnoy but i i i barstool greg when he's green is cool

chicklets guys are cool green gregg's cool everybody else pussies Love biz, love Green Greg. Perfect. Yeah. Trim the fat. We need, we need like one person to see Dave in person out in the wild and just be like, bro, Green Greg, you've got to give more money. Hey, Green Greg.

Hey, Green Greg. Dave will be so confused. There's no way he knows Barstle Green. I was going to say that. No. But green Greg. It's got a, it's green Greg. He can't do another video as a regular color.

Sorry, you're green now, dude. It has to be green. I will, if he's not green, I want everyone booing him. Greg, congrats on the job security, but you are green. You're green now, dude. Thumbs down underneath his next tweet if he's not green. You're green Greg over a wing Greg, Kyle? I'm green.

Yes, I'm green Greg. You're a wing, Greg. A one wing, yeah. Let's be careful not to limit the amount of Gregs we can get. True. One wing, Greg, green Greg. The man's evolving constantly.

He was so green that like we didn't realize somebody was creeping up to maybe kill him. He was being held hostage by a remnant. You kept on looking over his shoulder. I went to the Bears Bears Packers game Saturday. It was unbelievable. We went, it was memes. Eddie, Zach and I, we went to a tailgate.

I went to meet up at a tailgate, and before we, like, we stepped into the tailgate lot, and this first tailgate was like, you guys got to come drink with us. There was a dude at this tailgate that was, like, the most attractive dude I've ever seen in my life. Wow. He was married, so that sucked. Had the wedding ring on. But you did, do you, what? You didn't ask him.

You just saw the wedding ring. So, but do you ever, like, see this is now. Now we're down a whole. You ever see a dude? You're just like, damn, that guy is... I have to have him. Yeah. Not I have to have him, but you're just like, that is an attractive man.

Dude at the Bet Gala. You went up to him and you were like, hey, man, I just got to say. Yeah. That's okay to do. Make a little dot in your underwear. I think that's, like, pretty comfortable in your sexuality to identify a perfect guy. Right. And, of course, I didn't say anything to him because I'm a pussy.

I just waited to. I just waited to then say on my podcast and then also on the yak that I saw a really hot dude. Did you get a little dot in your underwear? Dude, he looked like an Abercrombie. It was crazy. Awesome. Yeah. So you had like a bonner and you were like, I can't talk to this.

I asked him for a picture. You're like, I have a boner right now. Can you take a picture of me? Brandon, you know this, right? Brendan, who's the most attractive male celebrity that comes to mind? I mean, whatever. It's okay, dude. I mean, whatever.

Who's the most attractive? A wrestler. Oh, Roman Rains. You think so? Yeah. Yeah. If you're going to put me on the spot. He has the hottest face.

Yeah, I think the whole package. The whole thing. The body. Yeah. The body banging. It's a good-looking guy. It's good-looking guy. Would you say his body's banging?

He doesn't have the best body in wrestling, but... Who has the most banging body in wrestling? Oh, gosh. I mean, Austin theory has got a banging body. Um, pass. I mean, look. Come on. He's handsome.

Yeah. Good-looking body. God damn. That is handsome dude. Jesus Christ. My guy was better looking. Actually, then Roman Raines? We have to find your guy. Like, how was he not? I'd describe everything about him, who he's with. Was he a famous person?

No. So a guy like that's out in the wild. He was six-four brown hair. He looked like he looked like he should have been like in, you remember like Abercrombie or maybe it might have been Abercrombie. It might have been Abacrombie. I don't know. They used to do the ads where the dudes are like wrestling with rugby shirt. on. Oh, yeah. He looked like one of those dudes.

100%. You don't remember those? Rugby guys. Like, they would have, like, the rugby polo shirts on, and they would be like, like, fake playing football. Giving each other. They were rubbing up. That must be a pretty obscure thing ingrained.

I've slept, like, 10 hours in the last two days. This is a problem. That survived. I feel a little loopy, and this is a problem. Okay. You forget a lot of shit, but that's one thing that you've really clung on to. the hot guy i'm in some deep water i need some help if someone could please help me danny we should make one of those

viral ticotts where it's like chicago do your thing find this man can you like get a police sketch artist he knows if he's watching it like he knows it's him the hot guys know that was me yeah oh was nick you know the guy watching the podcast oh my god he's like he's talking about me yeah i guess that i have to DM him big if you're the Hawkeye, reach out the big cat. What section of the tailgate? What section of the tailgate? It was like the very first tailgate in the north lot to the

east of the museum. Very specific. If it is you, please roll up. What are you going to do? What did he smell like? Dude, you're a good looking dude. Do you say that? They all know. But that's what you, I waited to say it on my podcast. Titus, you just walked up to the guy

and said it. Yeah, yeah. Right. And I wish I had done that. It was crazy. It was the motherfucking bet gal. There was so much going on. And I still in spite of... What did he say when you told him that? Was he like, yeah, I know. Some motherfucking back gala.

I'm married. He's like, go away. We should try to have a hunk off and where we all have one. We just bring a hunk? Yeah. Oh my God. This is all because

Kate had to bring up the gay hockey. Yeah, and now I'm here. Zach, here, speaking of a hunk off. Let's sit for a sec. When do you don't sleep enough, do you get gare? No, I don't think I get gare. I just get lupy and I just let it fly. Okay.

It might have been a thought I would have kept to my But Zach, back me up real quick. What's up? The hot guy. Hot dude. Yeah. Super hot guy. You noticed it.

I think it also is being in a tailgate, like, tailgates or football tailgates are mutants. Like it's guys who look like they're farting in their pants all day. He was far and away from any other man at the tailgate. What separates him from like a... Thank you. But it was just because he was surrounded by ugly people. I think he would have been hot no matter what. He's like six, five.

five. How bundled was it? Chiseled? We're like all right, we'll never be as hot as this dude. But was he hotter than like Troy Brad Pitt? Fuck. I didn't see his abs. Okay. Wait, we can't swear. Probably had him though. Yeah. Oh, he might have had it. What'd he do for a living, do you know? Probably like a doctor or something. Was he jacked or was he? He looked like he was probably like a doctor's secret agent.

Well, I can't confirm because, you know, we're bundled up. It's cold outside of Mark. But he was just wearing a sweatshirt. So the only information you had was only wearing a sweatshirt. He was just wearing a sweatshirt and height. You just said chisel. No, man. What's chiseled? The jaw. The jaw was shizzled. Did you see the piece he was with? I don't think so. What's the, I don't think so. What was the facial hair situation?

It was stag. Clean. Clean, shaven? All the way. That's who he was hot. Yeah, so he was hot. Yeah, because the beard is pretty much like, like, give it up. That's like makeup for men. Oh, every single one of you. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Hey, you too, Kate. All right, so Zach, they're looking at me like I'm a little gay right now. I don't think that's what it was. No, I think it's a, you just comfortable in your sexuality. Yeah, right.

You can acknowledge a hot guy, yeah. Right. That we do. He did a good handshake? Firm handshake. Wait, so you mean he's just hand? Yeah. What did you say to him?

Well, no, he was, they saw me and Eddie and they're like, boys come have a beer. The hot guy invited you for a beer? Yeah, they were fed. Then we're going to identify him. Now. That should be easy then. First date. Check off.

the first date. I thought it was a guy you saw crossed the way. Like if... No. No, we talked to him. Did you get a name? No. Because you were nervous? No, people, when you're in a tailgate, you're like, everybody's introducing. You're like, hey. Everybody's introducing. Right, but you're not remembering anyone's name.

The hot guy, you might. There's 15 people there. You're not like, oh yeah, let me remember your name. No, there's a lot of moving pieces, a lot of people, handshaken, stuff like that, yeah. But they were also a good hang. They were cool. Yeah, they gave us beers. We hung out for like 20 minutes. It's a good time. DM us if that's you

I want to get him on the show Come roll up please Zach I'll know when I see him What if he's not that hot I'll be disappointed Which guy in the office Has a personality

Most like this guy Oh there's no way to know This guy's far and away If he's not hot He's done like anything He's far and away man That's fair I'm willing to

I mean personality wise You talk to you get like a vibe read on No I didn't have a Not hot you might be If he's like not He's like okay Then you're a You're a gay

You're a manager That's fine. Like, look, he's hot, guys. Come on. I'll deal with that. Thank you, Zach. Was it cool? Everyone, memes said it.

Eddie said it. We believe you. It was, like, common knowledge. Like, everyone was like, oh, of course, the hot guy, yeah. What was he doing at the tailgate? Was he just kind of standing there? Was he running the show? Was he?

It seemed like it was maybe his dad's till. He would have to be holding court if he was this. Did he have, like, bashful? Did he or was it just, you saw it? No, that was the thing about him. It's like, everyone's bundled up. He was just wearing, like, like a bears sweatshirt with like not a hooded sweatshirt.

So we probably just got done working out. Had it been cooling down. Okay. This is wow. I would like to see this gentleman. We'll get them. Miss connections. You get him in here by the end of this show.

Well, we are. I don't. I'll bathe them. It wasn't the tailgate we were going to, so it's not like. You're gonna get him. If his boys invite you, then they know who you are. one of them might be listening. He gets to be on the act, and he gets to get bade.

All right. You talked about him on PMT. If anyone was at that tailgate, the first tailgate we went to, is literally the first step into that lot east of the museum. D.M. Josh the Booker already has him. DMT, no, DM Ch. Stephen found the guy.

He's on a plane right now, though, so we're going to try. Is he a pilot? Is he aware? Oh, my God. Where do you think he's now aware? He is aware. He said all his friends are texting. They're like a hot guy

Wait, text one of them back and be like, is he, is he hot? Ask one of his friends. I saw, can we get a picture? We need a picture, Steve. I don't want to put him out there without consent. What do you think his friends are texting? I'm just like, hey, do you have a crush on anybody that was. Was that picture from the tailgate that you sent me?

Was that posted publicly? No. Got it. Are you nervous? You're nervous. Well, no, we have a picture of his dad. And I think you can actually tell how hot he is based on his dad. Okay

generational So he lives A mile from the office Oh, all right So we'll have him in person Oh no Oh my God He said he's not gonna be home

Until Thursday night He's on a plane right now Fine Friday He probably has a big time Hot Guy Friday Yeah I'm a pocket Finance

Probably like Do you want to show the picture of the Would the picture So you're saying The tailgate picture was not The picture is he Someone snuck a picture of me

Oh you want to show that picture That looked like a sneak picture Um But hot guys in it? No, his dad is. Oh, his dad. Which actually kind of gives it a little more more more that you guys have to then think about what he bet.

Oh, man, this is so much pressure on Friday. I feel like, let's, let's leave a surprise. Let's do a review on Friday. If he's not hot. I did find out, I did, Kyle, you like this. I did find out through Stevens sending me stuff that he did play college football. It's a hot start. This is going to back fire.

You have all week. You have all week to gas him up. I'm not going to talk about. for the rest of the week. Nope. God damn it, there's a lot of pressure. What do I wear?

In a lineup? What do I wear on Friday? Black Legends T-shirt. I'm going to come in at full t-tucks. So he's actually, this is like kind of weird. This is like I'm playing Matchmaker. He's inviting you to his tailgate Sunday

saying that you're the good luck charm. Yeah, I am. I'm trying. This is really fucking hot, dude. Oh my God. I'm trying really hard to go to the game on Sunday, the problem is I think it's going to be the night game, and that is very tough with the

PMT schedule. So we're working on it. If I can go, if it's the early game, I'm 100% going. He said he's good to come to the office Friday. All right, great. Oh, my God. He's your Hollander. This is. I'm so nervous. I'm so nervous. I've really, I've really, pumped this up. What's best case scenario? What's the barb? The best case is he takes all of your breath away. Okay. Worst case is, uh, you guys. You guys. You guys. You guys. You guys. I think he's ugly and I'm, I'm gay. Yeah. There's a lot on the line.

That's how I find out. There's a lot on the line. How'd you come out of the closet? Well, I talked about a dude I met once in a tailgate for an entire week. And then all my friends thought he was ugly. We think you're a gay dude with horrible taste. You've got to leave your family. I'm going to prep my whole family from Friday.

Oh, yeah. Maybe the biggest day in our entire. entire live. Big for your family. I need live cam of them watching. Please don't like him. Oh, no, he's not that hot. You got to make sure he dresses.

Oh, he's got to put on makeup, I think. He's got to fucking get, imagine if he has like a zit or something. This is like love is. We see more of like the road. Yeah, we should do it love is blind. But it's for us. Yeah, we should. We should all do. We should.

We should blindfold. Have him talk for a little. Put him at the end of the tunnel and have him walk all the way. Yes. Yes. Yes, Jay. Him and all of us revealing walking toward each other. All right, this is happening on Friday.

All right, so we're... This is crazy how nervous I am for something that I shouldn't... Best case scenario is... Well, I'm worried that you guys are going to lie to me. How are... Dick already said that he's... Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You know I'll tell the truth.

How are we so... No idea. How are we doing this? We're all voting? No, I think we're just going to have them out there and we're going to eliminate guys one by one. Ugliest? Yeah.

Yeah, I think so. Do we line them up ugliest to not? They're all going to come in in about 20 minutes and they're going to have numbers on. How do you want to go from there? I think we observe them in the tailgate because it might not just be a physical thing. It could be how that he interacts. Correct. How they interact.

Man's the room. Pragmatic. How he's drinking beers. How did all these guys get off work? Get off work. What did they say? And this is a nice tailgaping. What a shitty tailgate set up?

What a shitty tailgate? It's just a fucking pile of burgers. It's the new year. These guys are using their fresh PTO. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, come on. We don't have to do this. So do you want us to vote hot or not?

You want us to... Because... I think we eliminate one by one. Yeah, he's going to be the hottest in the group. I don't know. He better be. I don't know. Well, I think that's the first test, and then we can...

Then we go from there. What does he need to be out of... 10 for you to be exonerated? I think like at least 8. 8.5. So should we all write down our numbers and figure out the average group think of what he is out of 10? I don't hate that.

You're right. We do have to observe them their body language. Absolutely. How they move about, how they blink. So you say that. Is he hot or not? Is Stephen back there? We're going to know immediately. How quick was it for you? Like, oh. Where the hell's Stephen? He's probably out there trying to hear your man. It was love his first sight.

It was it. So we're going to know immediately. You should. That's the best case scenario is that we can't even judge because it's so obvious right off the bat. Right. Hey, did you, did you fancy yourself up for today? What? Did you fancy yourself up? I did wear like pink. I wear I have hearts of my socks because it's love. Are you? It's not Larry. It's not love. This is love, bro. Was it just lust? It would be just lust. Just lust. This is dude love. All these guys. Are they weird? No, they're totally normal?

Yeah, is it weird for us or weirder for them? I don't know, man. We're for sure weird. Where are you going on Friday? Well, I'm going to bar stools to say that's hot. How is the answer not just no and hang up the phone? They're schoolies. I think they're fans of the show.

They like the storyline. We need you guys to take off. Hot guy scramble. Where's Che right now, T.J. See, it must be waiting for him. He's receiving the men. All right. So we need to get directions set before they come out.

So tell Che not to come out yet. He's not in here. And to text him. I think he's, I think they're here. He's receiving men. Is our resident? He's here.

I'm going to bring them out. No, no, tell them not to bring them out. I'll go talk to you. But don't look. Go do their eyes closed. But what are the instructions? We got to figure it out before we do it. Yeah, Eddie's seen him.

Eddie's seen them all. Eddie seen them all. Eddie seen them all. What am I doing again? Just tell him, tell him waiting for our command. Tell him to hold for our command. before they come in. Yes. Well, what are you thinking? Like beauty passion?

It's not picking up his phone. I think it's, I think they're that, where are they? Where's he going? Where are you going, Eddie? No, I think he's there. I think he's in the front. Why would he? Or are they in the back saw? This just careful this. Where are all these? Why? Wait, wait, let the back be. Let them warm up. Wait, Chase receiving them at the back door?

Yeah, he's receiving the back door. Oh, jeez. Are they in the tunnel? Where? Careful. Why would they be? We have a loading dock. I'm not ready for. They're just hanging out in the loading dock. And this is what we came up with for tailgate. A blue tent.

Yeah. Black table. Burgers. Burgers? I also feel like I don't want us to look until they're fully established in the tent. Correct. Mid-hank. How many guys are there?

Because he might lead the way in or something. I don't. TJ, do you have royalty-free tailgate music? We should have built like a big closet right behind it. And I stayed in it. At the end I come out or not? That door. What?

Okay, the clear curtain. They can't... What did that do? That does very little. It does enough. Is it sinking in? This is pure... Do you want us not to see them?

This is chronically odd. Why are we doing it? Do you want us not to see them or them not to see you? What are we doing? Did you guys... Dude, that shit that's happened in Minnesota with ice? There's so much other shit. Yeah, there's a lot of other shit to talk about.

We should talk about it. We should take people's minds off all that stuff. The political climate's too heavy to fuck around. Yeah. So are we just going to be looking these guys in the eyes and being like, not even that hot? Will they hear us? I think they know.

Let's do an entire episode about ice. Should we eliminate half? Should we eliminate half so we can't just be like you're the, you're first to go? No, because that's not in the spirit of it either. You guys got to figure this out. I'm washing my hands of it. You guys all made me do this whole thing. You made this whole thing start.

Ha, ha, ha. You figure it out. This is a disaster. We are live. This is a national disaster This is so fucking embarrassing For everyone involved For the competitors

For the panel Especially you This and we still have a guy Who has to review The sensory children's toy Fucked We are Humiliating ourselves

To a grand degree Oh fuck You guys figure it out I think we do a group boat Can we Do you want to be in here at all Why we do this? I don't want to be here on this planet.

I don't want to be on Earth. You want to have Kate do all. Are they wearing numbers? Yes. They are. So they are going to be wearing numbers. I think the first thing we do, we observe for a minute. Of course.

Second, then we one by one. We maybe write down, like, who we vote off. Yeah. Get a point in your mind before you start talking about. I do like voting off ugliest. Yeah. I like, like, deal or no. You know what?

I think. I think we don't observe. I think ugly is. It's just top and ugly guy right from the start. Yeah. Let's set the tone. Set the tone. Right away.

You're too ugly to be here. Get out of here. Fuck out of here. That would be badass. I think each of you should have a number written down of who you think is the hot guy. Yeah. And then you guys should reveal the number of the hot guy. And if it's not unanimous, pick.

Yeah. It does have. Cats get. Yeah. That's fair. We should, I want to eliminate one by one. I want to get rid of a hugo. You could do that too.

The one's on, though. First vote is for ugliest. second vote it's for the hot guy no no no here's how we do it okay I got it I got it I got it I got it I got it I got it they come out we observe them everyone text your vote for the hot guy to Stephen Shea

okay we will then Stephen Chey will then start to eliminate one by one whoever like till we have just the person who got the most votes for hot guy and then when that one person is standing there Stephen Chee will reveal how many first place votes that person

and got. But then can we also rank this person by because if it's, we said, yeah, then we'll have him come in and we'll talk to him. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. No, the first step, the first step is he has to win the qualifier. Yes. Right. Being the hottest in his tailgues. I don't think

you're vindicated just because he's the hottest. Correct. Correct. That's just step one. Step two is he comes in and then we then we do out of 10. But I'm assuming he's the hottest by a mile. He better be. I'll go grab him. Yeah, take away the, take away the curtain as well. Okay.

Send in the men. Send in the men. Wait, we may take away the car. What did you put the curtain up for at all for if you I don't know. I'm panicking. You just covered up the empty court. It does feel safer. You're just covered up the empty court. Just relax.

You got to chill out, man. Ask me what I'm doing. Oh my God, are they coming out? Would you like a curtain that just covers you? Yeah, actually. Get this man a burke. I'd like to not be here right now. I want to close my eyes and wake up and it's just at the tailgate with this guy. And it's just me and my guy hanging out. It's going to be a hard one to explain to the family.

Don't give me that face, KB. Bro. You're supposed to be my house. Explain to the new audience. People are just tuning in what you're doing right now. What you guys are doing. I guess. At your best.

We went to a tailgate for the Packers Bears game. Oh, here they come. Here they come. Big boys. Oh, why did they get in the curtain? I can't see. They are big boys.

Thank you, Wyatt. Huh. Yeah. Oh, no. Oh, God. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, man.

Oh, my. You're fucking. Oh, no. What a crop. Oh, Oh, fuck. We got Alabama, Georgia, and Ohio State. Oh, no.

I told you some good boys. There's some good boys. This is unreal. Oh. Some good boys. Oh, my God. Oh, wow. Ow.

They get some cornhole gun in? Oh, my goodness. Look at them. You guys just vote. They're already throwing a football. Yeah. They're so cool. The mock tailgate.

We should just have dudes hanging out. This is sick. This is awesome. They're not even looking at us. I love it. It's purpose. Really? I was saying it on PMT today because I was trying to explain it.

We are doing a Nathan Fielder video. That's what we're doing. We're recreating a tailgate to try to find my love. This is Nathan Fielder. Oh, man, good hair. Damn. I... Good hair.

Good beards. This isn't even a coin toss. This is a dice roll. This is one. All right. And he was right. There is some Rutgers, Northwestern. Of course.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the top of the conference is stacked. But the top of the conference is stacked. Those schools are fun Big 10 was perfect Do you need them to like spin around or anything? No, they're good I have a top three

I got a top four I'm trying to decide between number Who's gonna get three These guys are the best for coming in Doing this Great Fucking love them all Great smiles

I almost want two of those guys to like Race or something You guys actually Now that I'm thinking about You guys are the gay ones because I only see one man here and you guys see multiple. So let's be honest.

Big Cat, is it hitting you the same way? Oh, yeah. You immediately honed in on him, okay? I'm trying not to look. I just locked eyes with one. Yeah, Seven's trying to sway the judges the way he ate that hot dog. Oh, somebody already ate a hot dog?

Yeah. Yeah, but he's eating it cool. Oh, he is eating cool. He has one hand on the dog and one hand on the plate. Good, but they're still separating. Good watch. This is so fucking funny. I think.

I do think there's a clear number. one. I think there's between, I'm torn between two. And it better be your number one, because it's not your number one. I'm freaking. There's one that I'm like, that could be a pro athlete. But there are different kinds of handsome. Of course. And that's what's

throwing me off. Some of these guys are put together, some rugged. I got a guy who's not that handsome, but he looks cool as fuck. No, it's not coolness. I know. That's a problem. We're not rating coolness. The leather jacket is, no. Oh, you want to right to him. Well, I mean, yeah, wearing a, that's a cool leather jacket.

But coolness is not part of the... And his feet. Look at his shoes. Zad, you got, you got some numbers you're looking at? Blanket pause, but I have two in my... Okay. I'm with you. All my days. I think.

Okay. So we're texting, Chey, our top... Three in order. Yeah, that's what I did. Number one, number two, number three. Okay. Fuck. They really are just acting like they're at a time. Yeah. These guys are good.

They're really good at this. Venet boys. They're fucking awesome. Now, I got a question. Is there any sense? Because you mingled with them. Do any of us need to go just mingle and see how it feels out there? If you want to, you can go.

I think that's on the table. Because you did that. Yeah, yeah. Go, go. Go look at them. Go. Go with Eddie. Yeah, go with Eddie.

Eddie. Go up close. Eddie. Eddie, you want to go mingle? Yeah, you know, you can get up close. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. Oh, wait.

No names. No names. No names. They told me they're all their names. They're all Nick. They're all Nick. Are you want to go up there? I have submitted my name.

Okay. They're all Nick. This is Nathan Fielder. They're all introducing themselves as Nick. This is great. Number six is on his. He's crushing beers. I can't believe we've got eight dudes

And all eight of them were like Yeah, of course I'll come. Yeah, why? This is why this is this show. I just can't. I love it so much. Steve, you set all this up? All eight of them?

Yeah. Was there any of my? He, I talked to him a couple times this week. He, I said friends would be the best route. And he got. Oh, so he talked to the friends. Yeah, he got all the next. They're all fans.

Are any of them, did any of them hesitate and be like? No, I think they're all. They're all just both. Yeah. I mean, this is why our fans are the best. They're just like, yeah, this is good content. All right, so do you guys agree that once we start eliminating, I'll go sit in the gambling case for the fan?

That's fair. That's fair. Does he get my reactions? Yeah. Have you guys voted? Yeah. I've voted. No, I can't. It's hard.

I got a dark horse. Go up there. Go up there, Kyle. Go up there. I can't. Why, Kyle, you need to, if you're struggling, go up there and talk to it. I tell you what, every point's going to matter. We got a tight race.

Oh, really? Does the chat have a favorite? No. I'm going in. Going in. Hold on. Kate, let them know you can't get point. Yeah.

No. The chat is also seems to be split between two, maybe three. Again, this is more proof that you guys are the ones. This is a good group. Or I think I'm just a monogamous gay guy. You guys are, you guys are swingers. Yeah, we really get around. Sure.

Whatever you need to say, man. man. Kate's gonna try to fuck one of them. Sure. It chats pretty consistently spamming three numbers. Okay. That's not good. That's not good. No.

I got a George Mason who's doing the least but also doing the most. Oh, this is so fucking funny. These boys are good at hanging. Good boys. It's actually shocking how little they notice us. Not even

All right You have your What Brandon You have a question Brandon has a question I got it You all need to know something Okay

You got to go out there A couple of guys got hotter Up close A couple of guys got uglier up close Go up there You gotta go up there I'm telling you I swear to God

I'm not I will not accept Anything at less Two guys If you guys If you guys fuck this up Multiple guys got hotter Multiple guys got uglier

Great I know him No but there's there's some there's some here's your problem dan yeah there's you we were all hoping there would be one standout here's my there's two standouts we invited a bunch of dudes because i saw one guy at a tailgate seven days ago and said he's hot i think that would be my problem yeah your problem is one of you're one of the most popular media personalities in the country and you're coming out as gay it's a gay straight episode of the yak that's my problem right which i think i have three small

children i think gay cat is going to do well So we have four guys left. We're eliminating to a top three. Do we change the show at top three? What happens? Top three is, I think we do cumulative votes. Wow. Boy, oh boy.

I can't. Oh, corne holing. Oh, he's taking a bite of burger. He's not afraid. Wow. See how we choose. Very confidently. Yep.

These guys can make this a thing. You could hire the hot Knicks to come to your party. Oh, here come the Nix. A bar. Could it feature them? Oh, fuck. Do they invite the Nix? We got the eight hot nicks tonight.

They suck at cornhole. I'm excited for the yak fan going to the game Saturday crossover. Then they pass this tailgate. Holy fucking shit. It's the hot nix. Ed, is this pretty true to life how the tailgate was going? Yeah, I feel we simulated a tailgate better than you could ever, like, dream of. Like the chatter, like, I'm in the conversation, just watching them, you know?

Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of relaxing. Yeah. Do you guys give descriptors with your... No, I just did numbers. I just did numbers. What descriptors did you do?

I'll say I wrote Greek God for one of them. I know who's Greek. He looks like a statue to me. I think there's multiple Greek guys out there, Greek gods. I think there's... Hodnick's dad is pretty good looking, too. I should know. I'm going to eliminate one.

There is a tie for seconds, so we kind of got to keep three. But there is a one? There is a one. Stand out one. It's close, but yes. All right. So let's just, I guess, Let's just dive into it.

So eliminate one. We'll have a top three, and then we'll be pretty quick about eliminating. Yep, just rip the bandit off. Who do we think's going to get to eliminate it? I think, I think, Khalil Max, in trouble. No, I think it's leather jacket. You think leather jacket?

Because I think... It's definitely coming from that side. I think we're... This side's safe. Are a little intimidated by leather jackets. I feel like leather jackets are... Are an acquired taste. Oh, shit.

Which one? Wait, no way. Oh, that's gone. Oh! He was in my top three. That's my Greek God. He was in my top three. That's a statue.

Look at his hair. It's perfect. He, wait. I don't want to say too much, but. He looked like Julio if he wasn't a stand-up comedian. He was a handsome guy. This is, wait, is this? This was my final three.

This was your three? This was my final three. That guy was in my three. That guy's got the thickest hair. This is my final three as well. Final threes. This was also the chat's final. What is the number?

This is my final three. We got four, three and eight. My bracket looks really good. Two of these guys. Two of these guys are my final three. I'm going to get the Warren Buffett billion dollars. I got my one, two, and four out there. My one, two, and four are out there as well.

Triangular. My one, two, and four are out there as well. So we all had that guy's three? Yeah, I have that guy's three. Everyone that's left has multiple first place votes. It's like, oh, wow, leather jacket got first place votes. When you get up close to leather jacket, it changed every year. True.

Yeah. Oh, I think the other guy, when I got up close, it changed every. Leather jacket has the pearliest whites, I think I've ever seen. Hats. Hat and goatee was stunning. I mean, yeah, yeah. That was charming as fuck. He was charming as tall.

And he cared about me. But like, look at, look at the teeth. I know. Teeth on. I didn't get to his teeth. I just, I stopped at that guy. That guy charmed the pants off of me. Number four is just naturally handsome guy.

And four is just good looking. We've been dancing around talking about four. Four is good looking as fuck. It's unlawed-looking. It's unlawed-haired. It's unhaired. It's unspoken. I wrote smooth next to his.

Four was like an auto bid almost. Look at this. Four has been in these tournaments before. Can we discuss who was all our first? Or no, not yet. How do we do this? Okay, do you want to go around the room? Say who you're number?

No, because Big Cat's watching. Oh. But what is that? He has to find out eventually. And he's not watching. He's in a boy. Oh, he's having the time of his life. Oh, he's just giggling.

He's basically in a bathhouse right now. He's not watching us. They might have to all stand behind him. He's never. Line of all eight of them. One is devastated and I get it. Yes. One was,

one, you were in mine. Big Cat has never smiled like that around us. Nope. This is the New Yack. Looks cozy. I think he just recruited a new Yack. It's the Nick.

All right. Another elimination? Number three is like, Chey, how do you want to do it? You want to take it down to a top two? You said there was, it's the second place is tied.

Oh. Oh. So the winning score, I tabulated if you were a first place vote, you got three points, second place got two points. Yeah, three place got one point. We need a tiebreaker. There is a first place and second place is tied. It's pretty close. Well, the only way we need a tie breaker was a tie for first.

Yeah, that's right. But that would still, Big Cat would still lose. Which one has more first place votes? That's the tiebreaker. They both have equal. The two second place guys both have the same amount of first place. Well, I guess we line them up then. Okay, well, do you just go back?

No, I want an elimination. Well, how? You need to bring in someone to vote. Should we re-vote on these three? Oh, should we get another voter? Can we get the women in the office? Those of you that didn't have these guys. This isn't a women thing.

That's true. You're right. So everyone that didn't have these guys is their top three. Can we zoom boat again? Take mine away. That is my idea too obvious. Oh, New York. Let's do that.

Would I just solve it too quickly? Should we? Yeah, we're doing that. We're voting for. For who? The two to eliminate? No, just do your top three right here. Put them in order.

Based on these three. Well, one of these guys wasn't in my top three, so I feel like I already voted. Oh, yeah, then you have to redo it. That's what I'm saying. That's what makes the difference. Yeah, that would make a difference. You give a new top three using these three.

Rank these guys, one, two, three. Okay, so, yeah. Are we all doing it? But I feel like I. I already, I already did that. So you can just keep my same order. Same, Steve. What number is the guy in the left?

Okay. So only two got three. That's eight. That's eight. Totally unrelated. Does everyone smell like gasoline? So Titus and Danny do not have to re-vote. Garage nearby.

Okay. All right. I have voted. What are the numbers remaining? We're just hump and tail. Three, four, and eight. Three and four of the two on the right side. Eight is over there by himself.

Okay. Sent in, Che. By the way, for the last like 15 minutes, they've just been totally normal out there. Mm-hmm. I mean... Like, they're not in the middle of the gym. Can we all be honest?

I think we know where we're going here, right? It's between three and four. We're just being honest with each other? Oh. You don't think AIDS has got a chance here? Are you? Wow. Okay.

All right. See, I was going to say. Am I a bad gay or a good gay? I was going to say the more clean cut fellows, I think, are going for leather jacket. That guy is all business, Pete. Yes, he is. Was this a trick by Big Cat to get on that couch with that many boys? Maybe.

This just got away from him so quick. All right, my votes in. Spider looks like the kid at the school dance who's scared to go up and talk to him. Okay. Big Cat will not lose control of that football. It's the only thing keeping them straight, grasping that ball.

Hold on for Dear Life. Che, how the numbers look? Calculating. Hmm. They're reconvening at the table. I don't. How hard is this? That's what Bigg that's asking right now

We still have a tie We still have a tie We still have a tie? What the fuck? We have a tie! How? We got to have a debate then. How does that?

But again, if we... A tie for second. A tie for second. A tie for second. So we have a one. We have a one. Let's just... Why don't we just crown him?

Flip a coin who you're going to eliminate first, Jay. Just do it. Yeah. Jay, you just eliminate the one you think is ugly at first. Yeah. Yeah. You vote. You vote.

Yeah, it's inconsequential, right? There's no prize for second and a third. This is fine, the hottest guy. I think number eight's very handsome, but I think it's his accessories that some of you are thinking is hot. I think dudes like leather jacks. I mean, I'll just say,

because you guys are disparaging. I voted number eight, number one. He was my top pick. He's your top pick. When you get close. When you got close, I voted him third initially, and then I walked up and met him,

and I was like, that's like, oh, there he goes. Look at that smile. Look at him. Good teeth. Don't love it. That was my number one. Robbed. He didn't make my top three.

Really? Really? Me neither. The last guy. Was it a height? A little bit of height. Yeah, a little bit of height. Oh, big cat wants to be.

Oh, yeah, you sit by me. So now should Big Cat reveal the hot guy? Yeah, maybe Big Cat should say who his was. Is Big Cat's guy still in the top two? I think Big Cat just now goes and reveals who the hot guy is and we'll follow him. Does that make sense? I think he wanted his reaction of us choosing. That's why he went in the cage.

Yeah. I think we do like the referee handraised. Okay. You want to do that or would you like to go around the room and one by one say who our number one was? Yes. What do you all want to do? Che should referee hand raise and then you guys should tell, right? The results should be after.

Okay, fair enough. Right? Yes. You want to reveal. All right, Chey, referee hand raise. This is determining the hottest guy on... Wait a minute, but should we get Big Cat out there? Because I want to see his react...

Yeah, there we go. The audience voted 56% number four out of these... Out of the final three. I would let... I'll just say it now. Okay, I won't say it now. I'll say it after. When do we reveal who we voted for? After this?

After this, I guess. No, I think we reveal first Raising the winner. I think we reveal first to determine if Big Cat Well, we reveal after Oh, God. Look at us. Yeah.

Look at what we're fucking. The winner, hot guy Friday. Yep. Hot Guy Friday. Yeah! Let's kiss going. Kissed. Oh!

It's a coin. It's a coin. Oh, God. Oh, yeah. Oh, fucking stupid. Wow. Way to go, Dan. Damn.

Where to go Big Cat. Yes. You're the fucking man, Big Cat. Wow. Congratulations. Straight as far. Yeah, we're straight. Wow.

They pulled the kiss going on me. What a relief. What a relief. Oh, my God. Oh. a heterosexual conclusion. Good afternoon. My name is Walter King, Jr.

They call me the spellbinder. Let me hear you say, spellbinder. Spellbinder. The name comes from a style of magic I do called the art of illusion. So primarily I'm calling an illusionist and often ask, what's the difference between the magician and the illusions? I do pretty much the same. Well, we're related like cousins.

But the biggest difference I have come to find between magicians and illusions is that we suck at cartridge. We won't be seeing much of that a little something, but what is an illusion there? An illusion is something that's happening right before your very eyes that really isn't happening because it's an illusion. But it is happening because you're watching it happen, but it's not really happening. Let's fix his mark. Fix his mic. I know that's confusing, but I can prove my point.

All right, hold on, one second. We're going to fix your mic. We're going to fix your mic. Sorry. It fell. What we're going to. Kill miss flow. He just killed his flow.

Killed his entire flow. I'm going to be looking for his mic and pull out of it. Oh, here we go. There it is. Here we go. Nick, you were right. I hate to say it. I thought it sounded weird.

Why do you hate to say it? What the hell? I actually don't like you very much. No. I'm faking it. Oh. What was that? You tell me.

It was too much. That was very close. That was the bong hit. That was the thing. Physically, it felt like something a little above what I've been doing. It sounded like it. That sounded like the O. G sound. So you took a step up.

You played the clip you played from years ago. I was playing the hits now. Okay. Oh, yeah, yeah. It sounded similar to. All right. Back to you. Back to me. Much better. As I was saying, an illusion is something that's happening right before your very eyes that really isn't happening because it's an illusion, but it is happening

because you're watching it happen, but it's not really happening. I know that's a paradox of words, but let me just prove this. I have here two signs. Actually, two words, but these are more than just two words. These are actually two. worlds because their meanings make them worlds apart like parallel dimensions so to speak but is this the truth you're looking at or is this just an illusion well

it's easy to find the receipts because we know what these words mean and they're gonna always mean what they mean short is gonna always mean short long is gonna always mean long but was that the truth you just saw or where your eyes tricking your mind because that is where the realm of an illusion lives between what your eyes see and what your mind perceives to be reality. What if these two dimensions switch places in the universe? What if the short world became the long world and the long world became the short world? Is this not the truth?

Or are your eyes still tricking your mind? Well, it doesn't matter what dimension these words come from, the meaning is going to be the same. Short is going to always mean short and long is going to always be a long. Come on. However, as you can see, this is just an illusion, because as we bring these worlds together and they collide, you will see that they are both absolutely the same. Oh, spellbinder, cooking.

Thank you. Oh, and run it. Here we go. My favorite piece of magic is the art of levitation. But before I could learn the levitation. My father taught me you must first master the suspension. Now what is the suspension and what is the levitation? And how do we practice before we start using people?

These two items represent the human beings. And the suspension goes like this. Let's say if I were to take this glass and I would hold it right up here in midair and then I let it go. and it just stays there midair does not move that is called a suspension it would be suspended animation if this bottle of water would suddenly begin to rise off the tabletop that would be a levitation but i'm going to show you something that we take for granted um we use the glass in this

because it represents a simulates a human being the glass because it represents the human body we're very fragile and what we see on the outside of each other is not who we really are What we really are is what we are on the inside. And what are we mostly physically on inside? Water. So I'm going to show you something that we take for granted every day. That might be too much water, but we'll see in a second. Notice the horizon line of the water.

No matter how I tilt that glass, that line never changes. Water seeks its own level. It actually controls whatever it is. A glass, a bottle, the lake. Water is kind of like alive like that. And my father said, focus on what's on the inside. You can control anything on the outside. I'm going to try and find the point where the water and the glass are both equal with gravity.

And I always say this, even though we're adults, please don't try this at home, not because it's dangerous, but because you are going to break glasses. So I'm going to use this as a guide to find where this water and this glass are both balanced in this precarious situation and bring this to total balance. It used to take me 20 minutes to get to this point. In fact, can everybody see this? Do I need to move it back? No, you're good. You see the entire thing?

Okay, let me get back there. That glass of water is almost 100% percent. almost 100% balanced in this position. The only support it has is this plastic bottle which weighs basically almost nothing. But now I'm going to focus on the next thing that's involved, which is air. There's air in the glass because there's air in the water. One part of that water is air. But now we got physics involved because there's air pressure on the outside. Air pressure that we don't feel because it's part of gravity. But there is pressure. because air is like a lie and I'm gonna do what is called or known as bending the air or air bending

and bring that glass to total balance I think I kind of like that music but you've got anything a little more mysterious kind of getting me let's get him some mysterious music royal free mysterious music just just balancing that I couldn't do no it's no that was the trick of like holy fuck Titus, say it. Oh my God. Holy funny. Wow. Wow.

Way boy Rick looks like he's going to die. And now the art of levitation. That was awesome. You can either keep that one going or give me something else. A bit more involved. Can you? Let me just see. When I'm up here, there's the camera seat.

behind where you are, you can see it. This is what I look like. Oh, man. Okay. And if I'm in here, you just see my back on the camera. Can we get a camera behind? I see. Man, you know what?

I know what. I'm going to, I'm going to use both. I'm going to start out here because I want to bring this close. Yeah. So yeah. Okay. All right. Here we go.

Just a mister spellbound. Yeah. Box? It's a box. Empty. Box. Podcasts is a result. He's got a keys on a key.

I want to hear from someone who listens to this is a podcast today. That one sounded crazy. I saw McCarthy do a key in a bag once. Oh. Holy shit. Whoa, whoa. Whoa. Wait a way to wait a fucking second.

TJ, you need to do that camera down a little down. Go down. Oh, look at this. What? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What? Spellbinder, enough.

Please. No. What the fuck? What? Shit. Holy fuck. God, I wish I was at Conner. Fucking kidding me, Spelbinder?

He lifted the blanket all the way up. There's nothing there. Hands free. He's hands free. He's hands free. Come on. He has no hands. be serious. He's got the key. He's got the key out of the box.

Jesus. The box is detached from the people. Power to heal. Without air, nothing can heal. Oh my God. What? What? The balloon is healed. There has the power to heal. No. Holy Stop a second. There's something in there. Air, air, not only has the power to heal, It also has the power to produce what? Life.

Life. Spell binder, peace love, and magic. Oh my God. Spell binder. What a tweet, Stephen tweet. He tweeted that some people are going to be mad. I'm put myself in that category. I'm mad.

Are you pretty mad? I'm pre-man. You haven't seen it, right? It's so much more potent than regular mad. I know I was supposed to get... Some people would be upset? Yeah. I didn't want to disappoint.

Wait, go back to it. I didn't want to disappoint everyone, but some people will be upset. I'll explain on the show in about 30 minutes. First I'm seeing of this. I'm a little nervous because I also think that Stephen is, he's kind of become a little bit of a, like, Dennis the Menace. Like he does these jokes. And so I think he might actually have good Jaguar here, but he's joking with us. Showmanship.

I agree. Yeah, well. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

No. So I'm saying last night, my trip ended with my wife. It was Sunday night. Your vacation? Yes. Okay. Is today your birthday? Tomorrow.

Oh. It's a little late for a hair place to be open. Luckily, Kate had... He's doing a bit. Yeah. You could tell him. This jaguar hair is going to be awesome. You're going to get yelled at.

Let him go. All right, wait. Yeah, go ahead. But don't reveal yet because I want you to put on the jersey and then come back in. Oh, all right. Well, then give me the... It was a... It was a lot yesterday, I think.

It was, like, it took a while. Like, it was a whole lot to do. It was, it was much different than I expected. Do you know what he's doing? How so. No, but I just saw the jersey. So this was Kate relatives? This was my cousin's ex-girlfriend, and they're still good buddies.

Wait, how does that work? Were they there together? He's kind of like a San Francisco playboy, I would say. Okay. Okay. And she is, I'll say it. She's a hottie-boom-a-lottie. We went out to Danville, California, which was with the traffic end of

in almost an hour drive. We passed camels and zebras. It was very exciting. What are you talking about? What's happening? What about your cousin? Okay. This was one of his people of the day.

Yes, my Barry Bonds person. Barry Bonds person. But anyways, it took four hours. Yeah. Here, let me put on the jersey and I'll come back. This is a jersey. Double zero. Double zero.

Wait, get me. I have not seen this yet. This is Jaguars jersey. Pussy eater. And you have to wear this to dinner tonight, too. That's fine. Yeah. It's a dinner.

It's a dinner jersey, yes. Yeah, that's fun. Okay, go put it on and then come back and reveal the hair. Do you think he's doing a bit? He's slow playing. Is he doing a bit? She just dropped it. It went four hours.

It doesn't go four hours if it's bad. Yeah. Is he doing a bit, Kate? You can tell us. I like that Stephen is like, oh, I'm going to drum up some intrigue. Yeah. We know. Kate, apologize if he's doing a bit.

Well, at first he sat down and his hair was kind of long. And she was like, first we have to like buzz this down. And he seemed not upset, but he seemed kind of like, oh, we got to, like cut my hair and she normally doesn't do men's hair at all it's not her thing she does with Tina Montasano a tribe salon in Danville challenge look at me Stephen are you doing a bit I have bad news some people are going to be mad it's it's the haters the haters oh oh my god wait stand up I want to see it yeah oh my god he was amazing that's incredible turn around. I want to get the back to your hair.

Holy shit. Oh, my God. Dude, that is incredible. Oh, my God. Steve. You look amazing. I think this just might be my new look. That is outrageous. What was the eater on the back? Absolutely outrageous.

I looked in the mirror this morning, and I don't know who's looking back at me. This is a different person. But it's exciting. I've been looking for, like, kind of a new hairstyle, and I might just be like a buzz cut. like, I look kind of like June Tau without the, without the leopard spot. And who is that? Who? The bad guy from Rush Hour. June Tau.

June Tau. Do you feel like a bad boy? Yeah. Yeah. No, I feel different. Are you going to act different? I don't know. This is my first, I've had this for being awake, like four hours.

So who knows what's been covered up the whole time, right? Yeah. You saw it, but nobody else has seen it. Kyle saw it briefly in the gym this morning. He was doing decline flies. And his hat fell off. Have your wife or kids seen? I sent my wife a picture, but we were unable to link up time-wise this morning, so I have not.

But they'll see it tonight. How was the process? Three hours? Yeah, a little over three hours probably. What was the conversation like? Was she in good spirits? She was in great spirits. She's a really fun lady, and my cousin brought some wine.

I maybe had a little too much, perhaps. He did a wine review in the chair, but we knew it was a problem when the first. bleach came off. She like washed it off. And right away, we were like, oh, shit, he looks cool as fuck. This is a problem. So I couldn't, I had my glasses off, so I couldn't really see

that much, but it was like, like top of a cooler white. Why is so sprinkled? What's going on there? Dude, it actually, it looks awesome. I'm actually kind of jealous. It was one round of bleach. Two.

Two. And then has a brown rubber. She had a paint. The fact that she did like the actual like the black around the very detailed shout out So how long are you going to keep this? So I'm dropping your kids off at school Yeah it's it's not going to go away that quick so like the spots can fade if I shampoo it But the bleach is like there and I guess that she bleached my scalp too

So until I like get my next haircut which I mean my hair's pretty short right now so probably most of Black History Month, I would think. Okay, yeah. Good time. Just say February. Why do you say it like that? Most of Black History Month. Haters Ball.

I hate those fucking guys who took a picture of us. Well, they might be spending a lot of money. I love those guys. Those guys are awesome. Before we get started, can I just point out Kate's the only person that dressed up for this? Great job, Keith. You look great.

Way to go, Kate. Good initiative. to care. You the man, Kate. You the man. You're the same to give a shit. Fucking man. You look good.

I'm going to entertain. Really good. I didn't know how to dress hateful. I didn't know. I'm going to get a black guy suit. Yeah, you did. Oh, I did. Because that's the haters ball.

I made a shirt that just says, Oh, perfect. But then I realize if I put this on, it's like, I don't know, it looks weird. Yeah. Like you're setting a deeper message. It's supposed to be whimsical. His fun hate.

Uh, Booth, did you guys come up with this? Oh, yeah, oh yeah. Zah, did you come up with one? Oh, yeah. Oh, we got a list everywhere. Oh, let's go. Oh, you on mine? Yeah, let's go.

All right. Uh, all right, we'll just let it fly here. I don't like black people that are in and out of jail. Okay. Jesus Christ. Absolute bad look. Oh, God. For everybody.

Uh, oh, right. I don't like, I don't like, uh, I don't like guys that know the Starbucks language. Oh, I love that. That's such a good one. I hate I hate Habachi chefs. They try to do too much. Yeah.

Would mean compromise. Showoffs. Russian it. People that have, I don't know how to say this one. People that have, I hate the fact that, like, dwarfism. I don't know if dwarfism can get you that blue thing that Jerry has on his car. It's like the, like, allergies, people get my fuck. Handicap.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, like, allergies, people bend over there backwards for people with allergies, the peanut thing and all that, but, like, dwarfs don't get nothing. I hate that. That's a fair one. And, uh, yeah. I hate laying on my tummy. That's me.

But you could just not do that. Dude, I agree. I hate it. It's so comfortable. It feels like you're trying to like it. I saw a picture of myself with, like, my legs up and shit it's like my favorite way to lay down oh you like leg oh you love it yeah yeah but i hate i hate that you love but it looks weird yeah great list oh well starbucks one was great

yeah hot start what a hot start great finish that was awesome okay Kyle you want to go I hate like when I show up to a party or like a social event and I'm so unregarded and not acknowledged by everyone there that I feel invisible, almost to a point where I find comfort in feeling invisible. Like it's a superpower, and I'm just, I'm getting to observe. But then when the function ends, people do say bye to you. They don't know your name. So they're like, all right, dude, I'll see him.

Oh, good hanging. It was like, I, yeah, that'll make you lay awake. That's a good one. I'm going back to cats and it doesn't have to be a cat and dog conversation Oh it always is But it's just a cat conversation

I don't understand why the reputation culturally is that it's Almost feminine Or for women To have a pet cat When you look at cats They are they show so little emotion and affection

Almost not Almost none. They require no upkeep. You don't have to play with them. All they do is chill, sleep, and eat. They should be the pet for the blue collar. Deadbeat man. Okay.

Like, they should have the opposite reputation. Like, they should be for... They should be for, like, a guy down on his dock. That guy should be coal miners. Like, yeah. Hands off pet. Asshole coal miners. Truck drivers.

Truck drivers, yeah. geography I hate that geography is seen as some ultra niche specialized field of academia that only like nerds who are into it should know

geography is the world it's the place that should be the thing you know they treat maps like these ancient scrolls that you have to study the map is just the world So you not know where

Like you don't know where Iowa is Like you think it might be in the northeast Like that's not like a funny quirk That's like one plus one Like oh like I don't expect you to know the capital of Croatia But you should know that it's a country on the Mediterranean That's the world we live in Yeah especially as we age

As you get older like 50 plus percent of your conversations are about places Yeah cities you've been to places you've traveled to, vacations, and you don't know what part of the world Portugal is in? Yeah. And that's just like, oh, I don't know geography. I'm on a geography nerd.

Yeah. It's such a niche. Oh, my God. Why would I need to know that? Yeah, that's all. Why would I need to know that North Carolina is on the coast? Yeah, yeah. I would never need to know that.

Where I am in the world. Yeah, maybe you should know the world. It's also, like, shocking, like, people, like, aren't you embarrassed? Like, when Chaps are you. ask questions that are really simple and like what state is this and be like I don't fucking know and they get way out like aren't you a little in there? That should

do serious damage. Yeah like that would crush me if he shows me like a map of you know Louisiana I'm like I don't know Florida right that that would that would destroy me and I'm not like fuck you for not knowing all this but like you should have a desire

to learn A and be like kind of ashamed yeah right you should also also stop turning it on you for knowing. They do that a lot where it's like, like, if I don't know something, I'm like, how the fuck would, why the fuck do you know that?

It's like, yeah. How the fuck do you know Tucson is south of Phoenix? How the fuck do you know that? How do you know there's mountains in Idaho? Geography should just be called the world. This is the place we live. You're right. You're right.

It's good hate. Like, if you like shrunk it down to like, it'd be like living in your, house and you're completely oblivious to what's in your house. Where your bathroom is. Yeah. Right. How would I fucking know?

I hate when you leave your hair spray on your desk at work because you vitally need it every day and your friend, coworker thinks he's being funny and fills it with buffalo sauce and doesn't tell you and you end up spraying buffalo sauce in your fucking hair on a Tuesday morning. No. That's what I fucking hate. That's what I fucking hate. You kept your seaspaw salt spray next.

a buffalo sauce, Brandon. It was right there. He thought it belonged there. Have you had any gum? I dipped your gum in buffalo sauce. God damn! You're asking for. Kyle was trying to fill your pen.

I wanted your pen to be buffalo. You have so much buffalo sauce lying around. All right. So I just have one big one. Women with retractable dog leash in crowded areas. They let out like 15 feet of slack. They have no idea what's going on.

It's getting tangled around bikers, bar stools. They just think everybody wants to meet their dog. Yeah. I've never seen a guy with a retractable. No. That's, yeah, that's what I have. That's great one.

We can solve that. Deutsch would be the happiest man in the world. Yeah, you're right. That's the one. The old thing he hates. He needed his phone. He needed his phone just in case. I hated the direction of the free the nipple campaign. Hated it.

What do you mean? Well, because the whole thing was like free the nipple and they were posting online. They're like, we got to free the nipple. And I think everyone was like, fuck yeah. Yeah. Like, they didn't go to like Congress. Like, why are you yelling at us? Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. People were yelling at us to free the nipple. They were like, free the nipple. I'm not I'm not high to, by all means. Yeah, I'm with you. You're right. Permission granted. Yeah, put it in a federal law. Whatever happened to that campaign. I mean, misguided direction. Great cause, bad leadership.

Yeah. You need to take up the mantle. I'll revive it. I don't know. These are all stupid, dude. These are stupid. Oh, credit scores. Oh, boy. Why is my. credit score is secret.

You can find it out. I know you get it, but then you go ask for it and they're like, okay, we'll go get it for you. It's my fault. I made it. That's true. I don't understand. I don't understand. I'm supposed to say thank you. I'll get a notification and went down eight points and I didn't do anything. Right. Yeah. I don't get that. A lot of these have to do with like the physical laws

of the universe. Oh, I hate hate it. I mean like energy can't be created nor destroyed. That's just like, all right. You want to be able to create Destroy it. I'm not out of it. Fuck that.

I love it. Nothing to do here. What's my move? Yeah. Okay. All right. I guess we'll transfer it forever. I hate that showers can get dirty.

Oh. Yeah. I like that. It doesn't make a lot of sense. It does. Because what do you clean a shower with? Right. Develop a film.

More shower. More shower. It's supposed to be a clean sanctuary. You're right. Why is it dirty? It just seems like... How could it get dirty? It just seems like a glitch.

You're only doing clean things in there. Yeah. Dust too. I thought that dust was going to take forever to show up. And it shows up all the time. It's everywhere. All the time. If you have a bathtub in your house, it gets dust in one day.

Yeah. It gets disgusting. Yeah, dude. It's crazy. And then it gets moldy. And then it's like, oh, what do you need for? It's soap and water. It's like, it gets that every day.

It just seems like a glitch in the system. Pant sizes, no consistency. Zero. Like you get a 32-32 one place and the other place is just ridiculous. I'm going to walk this one off because I don't want to be around because I've never been on the right side of this

so I'm just going to say it and go. Okay. Yeah, perfect. I hate the fray. Whoa! No, no, he hates the fray so much. I've done this before. The fray rocks.

Oh, man. The fray is just. Just amazing. I never knew. You know what, though? I was at a place where the fray was performing. Oh, no. Get comfortable.

I'll save it. I'll save it. Strip in. Boy, here we go. All right. Oh. So the first thing I hate is this, because I hate, for the love of the game, this is performative. So I hate this whole hater thing, but I'm going to do it anyway.

Amazing. Okay. Okay. People that get up once more than once during a sporting event, you get one. And then if you try to get out after that, you're an asshole. Are you counting half times? No. Okay.

I agree with that. I agree with that. Yes. The Chicago Teachers Union. Okay. The proliferation. And your kids are in Chicago public schools? No, don't have kids. Okay.

Got it. Got it. The proliferation of Aeolis. The Aoles are a lot. Yeah, they popped up. Waiters that don't write things down. Yes. people who complain about balls and strikes from the 300 level.

Oh, I think that's funny. People whose argument in favor of expanding the college football playoff is that you don't want more football. The wedding industrial complex. You're getting married when? June 12th. I had a thing yesterday that was the worst. What was the thing?

I can't. They get you in so much trouble, dude. Who's they? They get so mad. You know who they are. The fake Italian and Irish people. Okay. Instagram posts for parents who aren't on social media.

Uh-huh. Yeah, like wishing them like a happy birthday. Yeah, it's like Happy Father's Day to my dad who doesn't see you. Yeah, not tagged. Yeah, it's the biggest look at me. Yeah. People who act incredulous that you haven't seen a movie from the 80s. Yes, I'm with you on that.

People who pretend the ocean is good. QR. Go on with that. Ocean is good? Yeah, the ocean sucks. It's dirty. There's fish in it. It's terrible.

There's a pool right there. I agree with that. Do you think it's good to look at? Yeah. Great to look at if you get in and pretend you like it. You're an asshole. QR only menus. Yeah.

And then. Oh, but hold on, Big T. The QR menus when it was during COVID, that was a great time and place because you could pretend that you were looking at the menu while you checked all the scores. Why can't you just do that anyway? I mean, you know, it's rude at a table, but I would always just get my, like, I would basically be like, oh, let me look at the menu, and then I'd just be looking at all my bets.

And worse than QR menus is actually, there's an establishment down the street who has a physical menu that then has a QR on it and some of the stuff is only on the QR. Oh, that's a bullshit. Yeah, parlor pizza. Good, good pizza, though. Okay. And then eight employees here. Eight. Oh.

Okay Oh man This is what he's here for I love it I love that his first one was just us This is this sucks This thing you guys are doing right now It's just fucking horrible

Pete I'm gonna make a deal with you right now Yeah right now it's 10 minutes shoes off That's I We'll go to five We'll go to five but you have to do something for me Five minutes we'll go five minutes Shoes off but you got to do something for me I mean I'm not going to blindly agree

agree to that it's not it's totally innocuous yeah all right say it all right go to support mode yeah pop the bottom come on let those knees yeah i have my let's go my long come on my long come on i'm gonna look silly this is so simple it looks silly just fucking just do it oh yeah okay yeah all right calm you down oh yeah baby's pacifier oh oh it's getting high Hot in here. Uh-oh. Oh, fuck.

They probably haven't been on shit. Oh, look at how. What are you? Oh, it wasn't lying. What the fuck, dude?

What are those? My long compression socks. Oh, my God. Keep the circulation. I thought you meant like that. I thought you bet regular long. Nope. What a reveal.

Oh my God All-time reveal All-time reveal I am what I am Holy shit You were wearing those the entire time He looks like a school girl It looks like a Catholic school girl

What are you doing, Pete? You got it stops blood clots You keep the circulation going Is that like a thing? Yeah, of course the thing No, but like you're just Preventative measure You don't have blood clots

No, I don't. Clearly I don't. Clearly I don't. No one wears those unless they have blood clots. Like on a plane. Yeah. Yeah. Don't wait. Oh my God, that was the best trade I've ever made. So you wear these every day? Every single day.

Every day. Every day we see you. have these all. You're rocking those? Except for shorts in the summer, I don't wear them, but I'm... Pete. What are you? Man, you said long socks, and I had them, like, up to here. Holy shit.

I can't stop looking at them. Oh, man. All right, Pete. Well, I'm excited for the stream tonight. Put them back onto your desk. I'd love to see you walk away. I was one of my favorite moments in a while. Seriously. What else you guys got going on today?

That's it. Not a whole lot. We're probably going to make fun of those for about 25 more minutes. Yep. Do you feel like a, what do you feel when you put those on in the morning? I'd rather have blood clots. Yeah, seriously. I'd rather have blood clots.

You're right. What do you, what's the problem? What's the difference? What does it matter if it's up to here? What? It doesn't matter. What? You give it cake the egg.

Yeah. I just, it was just a surprise. We're wearing fucking tights, dude. All right. Have fun. Thank you, Pete. So much.

Looking forward to hanging out with you tonight. Oh, my God. Oh, what a reveal. I had no idea they were that long. No. Those belong on a man. the kind of lady attaches with a garter belt i want to see what his sock drawer looks like they have to be like this are you probably hang some he hangs him up on a rack

oh i'm so glad he he wears those socks he's so perfectly yeah like that's just such a thing you have blood clots history of blood no but you got to you got to be ready yeah he's the real as G we got. He really is. He just goes. He's never strayed from himself. The highlight of his week, he's just, he's just fucking, the best moment in Pete's week every single week

is him driving home with his fucking stockings on and getting a text from his wife because she made a casserole. Good dinner. And he's like, yes. Eat it. I'm going to eat that. End my day. I'm just now thinking back tomorrow all the time.

I've seen him. He's had those socks. Yeah, oh, yeah. It changes every. If you were fully pants, that would be the most embarrassing. Yeah. I think it would be less embarrassing if he was wearing a bra. Oh, my God, yes. A condom. Yeah. He's wearing condom for his legs.

There just has to be a better way to prevent my life on. Man, the first one when it got unsheathed. Like, no way, dude. He unzipped his pants and then you just immediately saw a sock. It didn't change a thing. Those socks evoke such a strong emotion. It's so funny.

That's what the Raiders wear when they play in cold weather. Yeah, when there's a story about like usually they take 2,000 pounds of gear. This week, they've taken 6,000 to Kansas City. It's all the socks. That was the opposite

of Clark Kent showing like the Superman logo under his clothes. Holy shit. We thought you were a loser. Not that big of a loser. It's cross-dressing. It's the opposite of Clark And their compression, right? Oh, yeah.

So at night, when he takes them off, it's like when an old person takes off their sock and you see the mark. He's got, the red is better. Oh, it's like dumping off his bra at night. He's like, oh, finally. He's peeling them down for five minutes. My dogs are barking.

He's got sock marks till 2 a.m. The fact of it were black over white socks. They were the darkest black socks. Oh, sexy. He looks like, yeah, he looks like a five-year-old going to his first soccer game. He's got shin guards under those things. Petey Longstock. Oh, fuck.

Yeah, but they do like the one throwback night in MLB. Sa Young socks. Say Young. Yeah, I got, like, I got Ty Cobb's socks right here. You know how you guys sold du rags in the barstall store for a while? Can we sell just? It sucks. Pete on.

Not us. Yeah. Oh, my. I would like to put Pete's socks to the store. Those are like, you reserve those for like one time of year when you're going to a Bears game. Yeah, right. Negative 20. Right.

And I even still, I wouldn't wear one. Right. I wouldn't show any. I would just wear wool socks. I would never show anyone. Never those. I wouldn't wear those for it in a dare. Yeah, for money.

lose a bet. Like, if they said to you, hey, the fantasy punishment this year, you got to wear these socks all year. Like, I'm out of the league. No chance of doing that. Can you just hit my balls? Yeah, I'd rather live in a waffle house.

Yeah, please. Imagine. Punch my balls. That's a step for him every morning. Yeah. Put those. Yeah. He just all the way up.

You think he puts them on first? Yeah, he's definitely, he's got his underwear. He's got his tidy one. whiteies in those socks. Oh, man. And they come off last at night. If a kid

plays ding-dong ditch at Pete at like at 9.45 at night, you're going to see tidy whiteies in those socks. You have a memory of your dad going down to the fridge late at night that's like burned into your mind. And he didn't realize

we were when he was like, what else you got going? Like, you just gave us the next 15 minutes, dude. Yeah, I mean, no wonder. He didn't want to take off. his shoes tonight. What's the process of putting those on? Does he have to stand? I don't know. He's just a wiggle on his

his ass. His wife pool. Like a hockey sock. He's on the bed. All right, kids. You grab a leg. He has a device that lowers him in every morning. Do you think like his kids are going to school every day being like, I hope today's not the day they find out about my dad.

Today's the day. Nightmare. Oh, man. I love all those socks have such a universal reputation. Everyone feels the same way about it. Can we see the reveal again, DJ? Oh, man. What a fucking moment.

He's like black swan. He might be one of our highest hit rate guests. Oh, easily. Like, because he's only, he only probably been on 15 times in the eight years we're doing it. Every time, it's just... We miss a lot with him being in New.

Uh-oh. Oh, fuck. They probably haven't been on shit. Oh, wow. Oh, my God. All you see is knee. It's just knee, Brad. Like, I actually, credit to Pete, I would never, in a million years of taking off my pants.

Like, never. That's something you take to the grave. I think he did say I got my socks. Yeah, you guys were going to laugh at me. Yeah, we thought he meant regular long socks. Like he elites. Yeah. He pulled his socks up to his knees.

And then put on his convertible pants over top. That's how you're ready to smart it. He's always wearing the convertibles. It has the same pants. Everything. We'll start with the crazy green thing here. This guy. Whatever this is.

No, no, no. Lettuce. The crazy green thing. Oh, lettuce. Okay. Way worse. Whatever that is. And that is, of course, my hand.

This is going to slide right out of my hands. Safety first. And I'm thinking. Continue, Brandon. The opposite. Is it a papaya? I just going. I don't know what that is.

Mincy's taking up. Oh, whoa, that's a sharp-ass night. Mintz. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Ethan. Oh, God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Put it on together. All right, yeah, yeah. This is smarter, I think. I think it might have been genius. It doesn't look that even, though. Mincy, how can you go first? Okay.

Mincy, please place the items in the scale. Oh, I need to be able to see the scale. Do we have the top angle? There we go. I did not do that well. Is that scale on? That left one's way thicker. We have...

That skills not on. Zero. Zero. That's way thicker. That's not going to be... No, you got to take it off when you reset it. Oh, boy. Take it off.

So what we're finding is... We've had it a third idiot to them. Yes, big time. Can he hear us or is he just... Just use the same scales. Use the other ones. Yeah. Alright, so we have 1.011.

All right, 1.011. Oh, no. Oh. Point 737. Ooh. Not great. So it's at a 0.3. No, we need an exact.

Yeah, we can probably not guess on you can't be doing that. That's a rough. You can't be doing that. I hope you did because I did bear this one too. And I was whispering to himself that has some regrets. Let's see. Point seven point nine you add that's fucking all right Ethan gets the first point okay all right

I'm fucking right You can't get my fucking right Okay Even getting his heartbroken would be funny The watermelon He would be acting like this still He might cry I need him to win this

Hold on Uh yeah All right All right what do you Yeah. Okay. Well, I had him cue me this. Okay.

So you can hear exactly what they're saying. Use the same scale. Okay. Just getting out user error. I like that. So because Ethan won the first one. Scales wouldn't be user air. I don't.

Oh, the reset. Yeah. You'll cut at the same time. I do. So whoever's won the one before, it's like going first in basketball if you make it. That's right. Exactly like that. No, Ethan with this

Like going first than anything. Yes. Look at Mitz really studying this melon. Ethan's hair is crazy. It looks like a sideshow Bob. Yes. No, you're going to get stuck. Uh-oh.

Oh, no. Mincy is so close to it. Steve, watch out. Steve, you watch out. You're in the way. Oh, Mince. They're scaring the shit out of me with these knives. Oh, my God.

What are you doing? Be careful. Are these anti-knife gloves? Just yeah. Oh, he's going to split it and then Oh, this is reckless. Oh, my God. Oh, Ethan.

Oh, God, it missed. On the hand on top, man. Oh, no, his fingers. This is, this is so bad. An infomercial. I don't know. The reveal was perfect. That's so bad.

I think Ethan is perfect for this competition because he does have kind of the same smarts level, like tactical smarts. Yeah, it's better. Okay. So we determined that. Ethan's going to go first. Ethan goes first.

Ethan will go first. Because it's like basketball and you make it. Oh, now I get it. Opsa. What do we got? 6.4. All right. This is perfect. Oh, that's cool.

Oh, no. 164-2-1-1. So about a .5. We can't do that. We can't just ask. You can't ask. We're measuring decimals here. Very achievable math.

Cannot see the scale. There I go, Matt. 10. 1.9. Mincey! All right, 1-1. What a comeback. It's just out of .

Clemers kind of get exposed as a dump-up. All right. I'm first this time. I go first this time. I'm loving this. It's like basketball. What a comeback. Next up.

Is this one? skinny thing oh yeah can't wait to see a cucumber come on I don't know my produce very well this is so I was worried about Clemer having too much power but now he's perfect I realize he was dumb

I'm leading the blind have you never seen a cucumber the reveal of this long thing cucumber is Mincy going to go a long ways Ethan take your time dude he has to care a little bit Oh no, no, he's not going to go long ways. He can't go long ways. But not. He cannot go long.

Do you regret doing that so much? He's doing it. Oh, my God. He's doing it. Oh, my God. The fucking idiot. Oh, my God. If it's right.

What if he's right? It's just way harder. He's going to tell us. Hold off. Hold off. I think I'm scared off. Oh, wait. No, Mincy.

On the wrong. Okay. E. I think I screwed up. I think this one's too big. Point one nine. Point two, three. So about point oh, four.

Not horrible. Okay. All right. Why do I feel like he's kind of on the money there? Well, I just, I thought the weight was disreportional. You spent no time or at it. I thought the weight was disproportionate if you cut it the way. Your feel.

Point two one. Oh, that's point three. He got me about, I think he got it. He got it. Ethan one. Ethan, you got me about 0.0.1. All right, BLT and a smoothie. We need that overhead shot.

For those uninitiated, there's a bacon, lettuce, tomato sandwich. Neither of them have turned on their grill. It's my favorite part. Yep, the bread. Probably need to make that bacon first. Yep, that would be my first priority. Get that bacon going. What is Mincy doing to his bread?

Are they using a knife right on the stove top? Yeah, as if it's a cutting board. You want to get the heat going, I feel. Yeah, you've got to get the heat going. that heat going what's dimmed by the bird thank you there we go probably the most painful eight minutes of the year for chef donnie having to watch his precious kitchen danes mike's not working they're not good you can forget we made a ulog video out of the burning grilled cheese from the first time and actually used it this winter oh wow cozy up the place has nice music on it all right

Oh, what are you? Now we're cooking. The other? This one. We're a minute in. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Oh, here we're going.

We're a minute into the BLT smoothie challenge. No progress been made on either problem. You said BLT. Oh, does he not know what that means? Cheeses option. It's a bacon, lettuce and tomato. You. Dude, this bacon is going to start firing.

This is a dangerous one. We wanted to one up the grilled cheese. The danger level of bacon. Show and hustle. Yes, chef. A quarter of the way through the challenge, boys. Sounds right. A nice sizzle.

Yeah. Dana. there we go right we got to see mincy's gonna get this bacon on how's he gonna do it oh he's he's got the gloves I wouldn't have done the gloves sir is he getting butter out butter is that butter yeah no no don't say anything branded but don't say water it oh he's gonna go full stick yes yes he can ask me mike bacon makes his home doesn't matter but they're not gonna have a sandwich how why is he doing this is gloves on it.

Is he gonna touch... That butter is burning. Is he gonna do the... Is he gonna do the bacon and butter? Is he gonna do the bacon with his gloves on? Oh, yeah. Look, it's burning. It's just brown. It's just black.

That's gonna make everything taste like shit, by the way. Yeah. But it matters. Oh, it's... Oh, my God. Oh, it's stuck on. It's not... Okay.

We're just getting... glasses of milk, by the way, for the smoothies. He's just looking at the smoke. Nope. Oh, yeah. Smoothie. Turned up for then. She made the smoothie first.

Okay. Even does have a tomato cut already. His bacon looking kind of good. Yeah, not bad. Oh, Mincy's got his smoothie. He still got his gloves on. Oh.

Healthy. Healthy plop. Sheffered. Very Like Donnie's trying to show them to do it in there. Oh, that's so much fruit in there. Oh, my God. That's so much fruit. He has no liquid.

Oh, here comes the flip. Oh. Nice flip. Okay. It's never in this road. Um, what else? You got to see what's going on here. There you go.

Holy fuck. Is this turn it down? Oh, there we go. Is he copying? Uh-oh. Three minutes left, boys. Three minutes left. Oh, no.

The gloves staying on is... Dude. That's the plastic. Eton's looks like it's dark. Oh, okay. Nice, nice color. He was smart. He didn't fill it out very much.

Look at it. He said, it's so high. Did he put any liquid in? No. Nope. What's on his, oh, berry juice? He got a berry juice on his hair. Not really.

He can't move. He's trying to cheat. Yeah, if the thing can't move, it won't help him. Oh, good. This isn't puree. There's no liquid in there. And he put no liquid.

No liquid. No liquid. Push. My fear is that he's going to, like, shove it something. I don't know what's, that makes no sense while this isn't puree. I'm getting smooth.

is it seems like he's got some control mitsy addressed the lettuce or tomato yet no no the milk's sitting right there it's right there 100 seconds we might need extension no he's going to serve that smoothie just like it is i don't understand i don't know what's going on here like why it's not very what i'll give an extra okay i would two extra minute oh give him a minute You're giving them an extra minute and a half? Minute and a half. You guys have been awarded an extra minute and a half. Okay.

I don't understand what's going on here. I think the bacon's probably flipped them up. No, absolutely not. Okay, where's 20 do it now? Unless someone's safety, is that right? Straight to it. Mm-hmm. Oh, no.

What? What's what happened? Oh, yeah, that's a patent and mince. A nice touch. He loves browning his bread to it. To a gross level. Soak up that burn, butter. Careful, you're all right?

Get them with a spoon. Dana, how bad do you want to eat this? I'm just, I am a bad chef, but this is alarming. It's always is. What Midgey's doing is nonsensical. Oh, no. He's going to make it hotter. I think it's off now.

It's off. Look at eating the bacon. Ethan's baking is not looking great. But the rest of it, he's done a good job. Does he have? Ethan might have two sandwiches. Right. He's got lettuce on the other.

So mincy smoothies is just going to be fruit. Full fruit. Also, not one of them is considered like mayonnaise, mustard, or anything to go on the BLT at all. Cheese, any. Must. Anything. Bincey did ask about cheese, to be fair. He did ask about cheese.

like Ethan's content yeah it's got to try to work that smoothie again what's he doing oh there we go nice nice oh is anyone else kind of hoping this like unlock something in Ethan's soul uh yeah yeah yeah he wants to become like wow i like making it yeah oh yeah just want to know i just want hoping we hit the lottery live forever i just want him to look the point of the thing says pure he just becomes a carp boy at a grocery store a new passion i know i'm not very smart but that seems pretty obvious look at this my he well oh oh what the fuck he's just mangling everything we are 30 seconds left i think ethan might have done a great job

A good smoothie. What was a, what was that? Look at those tomatoes. Wait, did he cut his tomatoes into orange wedges? Yes. We need hands up in 15 seconds. They're so fat. Unquote this whistle and hands up.

Bulk in breakfast. Fruit salad. Is there a plate to put it on? Oh. Is there a plate to put it on? It's okay. Don't worry about a plate, Mr. Okay, I don't know what's up with the smith.

Time's up. All right. All right, Clymer, don't touch it yet. Let's just get an overhead shot of what we're looking at. All right. What I did wrong with smithing? That's Mincy's on the run. You know what?

Give them plates. Give them plates. Let's get them on plates. Oh. It's toast to bread. That's the only thing that's you can do. Yeah. No toasting of the bread.

Okay. A knock. Good bite. Edible. Edible. Edible. Oh. Good job, Ethan.

Hell yeah. Hell yeah. All right. I've never had a little. I've never had a bite. I hate tomatoes Oh Oh, no

There's no bacon Oh no No That's the bacon He's got no bacon He's got no bacon He's got no BLT

Oh That's Oh no Lowercase B Somebody Somebody swab that bacon out That's fucking bullshit

Oh he's accusing someone of swapsing the Bacon would have swapped the bacon out. It's all on camera. How do you really want to be LT? I don't know. A little, look at the bacon. A vegan would eat on its birth.

Bacon bite. Mmm. Thank you. All right, Mincy. Where's the bacon go? I don't know what a bacon. You got the end of a tomato. Oh, God.

Oh. Oh, yogurt. It's soaked. The wetest sandwich I've ever seen. It's wetter than a smoothie. See, I'm afraid Dana's going to like this. This might not be as bad. Yeah, the yogurt. He sees the yogurt. But why didn't Dana eat the side with bacon on the other one if he...

Whoa, but the smoothie counts too. The smoothie also counts, don't forget. Thank you, Dana. This would be a shocker. Oh, my goodness. Hell, yeah. Dana, thank you. All right, second bite.

Wait, Dana. Dana, that's not good. And we have one, whatever this is. So, it's very good breakfast. Thank you, Dana. Now, wash it down with a glass of fruit. I mean, you're kind of pumping. You're kind of pumping with the toast?

And I put butter and I put it. This guy is a all of toast. You can't. Yeah, that's true. You sit in a guy who likes toast. Tubso comes over, steals my bacon, hides it, and then all of a sudden, And then all of a sudden it's all in a lot of toast. He's eating his whole sandwich.

Oh, oh, oh, dude, he likes it. Let's the man eat. I believe it was better. Again, he just soaked the bread and bacon, grease, and butter. Are it. Dana just likes bread. Undisclosed. This is going to be better, right?

Oh, geez. Oh, no. What is that? What is that? That's where the bacon wins. What is that? What is it? Yep, that's not a good luck.

Is that raw bacon? I think it's the plastics from the top of the yogurt. Oh, no. It's plastic on the yogurt. The top of the yogurt. Oh, no. A bacon. Oh, more plastic.

Oh, no. A lot of plastic. Yeah. That's the last thing you want. Thought he had this. We hyped him up too much. Oh. A lot of plastic.

It's the whole top of the odor. Whatever was on top of the yogurt. But it's all right. I didn't realize there was a piece of film on there. How did he get the plastic in there? I can't believe it. How did it land? How did it land?

He's tried to get it out. He made a plastic smoothie. We thought he had this. We thought he had in the bag. He forgot the bacon and he put plastic in the smoothie. A classic mishap That might make up for the fact that I didn't mix food A baconless BLT and a plastic smoothie

Oh no They're going to find the whole top How did he do that Oh my gosh That's so much Oh no Caps Caps no

There's so much Extra. No one wants plastic in their smoothie. Oh, God. I thought he had this. Oh, no. It's an uphill battle. That's so much plastic. All right, so I might have Bincey's which didn't even a smoothie.

Ew. Do you want to try it? I got to cut. I need a spoon. I don't know how to judge this because you didn't make the smoothie, but you made it. plastic. This is exactly where we wanted to end up. Which one is, which, if you had, if you had to eat one of these and drink one of these, what would you prefer?

Can I have a scoop? But if you had to have one, don't use that, don't use that. Don't use that. That was baking. Dude, I cooked bacon on it. It's not a taste. He just wants a parfe. I don't know how to judge it.

I remember the taste of the smoothie. Well, make Clemer judge it. Make Clemer. Did it at least taste good plastic, non? It was overwhelmed with plastic. What's what's he doing? He's trying to smoothie. Yes!

Yes, Dana, let's go. So, Dana, you said that, Vinci had the better BLT and the better smoothie? I'd rather have that than plastic, yeah. That's over it though. Yeah, but it's better than plastic. All right, we need a judgment. All right, two guys.

Donnie? I'll give it to Mimcy. Oh, wow. Yes, my. First cookie competition win at Barstom. What an upset? I got to take WZWAC. All right, bring them back out on the court for the next thing.

Okay, guys, back on the court. On the court. Dude, Ethan. It's over again. That thing. Overdina. He just looked at the two sandwiches in the smoothie. He had it.

The plastic. He forgot about the plastic. It was riddled in plastic. There was so much plastic in the line. of plastic yeah he's a deep breath big cat you fool land it let's go you were right that's how cams it all right all right big it's day okay well wait wait wait wait wait he made it yes ice cream so he was at 10 30 yeah yeah okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay

Okay, this is been... Got knock it down, man. Oh, fuck. He's good at bobbing. He's a great barber. He's a great baller. He's a little cookie first. Yes.

Big bite. Dig deep, Ethan. Like an an anica. Now, I'm a little nervous about the eggs. Eggs just one... The eggs is a problem. He'll be fine on the egg.

He got all three eggs in a row, and Ethan has not shown that he can get one egg. Well, the eggs, you can go quick. A miss doesn't take much time. Oh, no. Ice cream is ice cream is tough for him. Brain freeze.

Get him. Oh, on. How did you fight the brain for you? He's gonna come down to it. I mean, I struggled with it. He's about a minute ahead of Mincy's pace. Okay. You just gotta stuff it in your fucking mouth.

Oh my god. Oh no. Oh, fuck, oh fuck. You just, just when I counted him back in. You never do that. Oh, no. Don't do it. Oh, fuck.

What is you getting? Oh. What is that? There we go, Ethan. Yeah. Oh, yeah. This is game seven of the world series. Oh, no.

Is he not a dairy guy? I've never seen anyone chew ice cream. Ethan. It's going to come down to the eggs, boys. Oh, my God. It's going to come out of the eggs. Still has. He's got four minutes.

I know, but the eggs. I don't know if he's doing the ice cream in four minutes, then. He's so bad at the eggs. Okay. All right. It's like two bites away. He's not. He should stuff that last one and go.

Oh, no. There are razors in it? Fuck, do we actually give it the razor ice cream? Shit, Jacob. He was supposed to be for mincy. Come on, Ethan. Oh, my God, I want to go out there. I just want to shove it down his throat.

I want to fucking pick it up. Oh, no, no. Oh, no. Oh, he's... Come on, Ethan. He's going to puke. It's $10,000, man. It's like it's scalding hot. Yeah.

That ice cream is boiling. Yes. Yes. All right. Eggs! Eggs! Why are you stole it? We got to show you swallowed it.

You guys, you got to swallow it. Swallow it, swallow it. All right, relax. Oh my God. He's good. He's in a good spot. What's the pace, Che? Fair?

Fair. All right. It's going to be really close. Oh my God. Go, go, go, go. Eggs. There's one. Oh.

He's got to figure it out. Oh, no. That's... He broke it! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! All right, two.

It's soft hands. He's good. He's good. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. He's falling apart.

Oh, he's got for apples. Come on. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, my God. No. No, no. That's a knockout.

Come on, Ethan. It's okay. One. One. I got it. Oh no. Nice. He's good. He's got two rounds.

Oh, I love the effort. I love the effort selling out for the main. Oh my God. If he doesn't get this final apple. He's got it. He's got it. He's got it. It's over.

Oh my God. We got to get the shot on Ethan. And won a competitor. Oh, guys, yeah. Get it out, makes you too. Good job, Ethan. Congrats, Ethan. Ethan.

Oh my god I did get the video of them sleeping Oh The punishment Yeah So that was part of the punishment The winner gets $10,000 and also gets to sleep on the loser Yeah

That's right Quite the prize The loser has had to be underneath Yeah Is the bomber Are you still rolling? No No that's good

Just have some fun with it Try a couple different positions It's your first time doing it. It's not going to be... It is. It's not... Not sexual it either. Don't say it like that, Bill.

Just tuck it up if anything happens. All right. I would... Go on your belly first. You want to go on your belly first? Go on your belly first. I'm going for the pro bon. Are you allowed to have the blanket...

Oh, I thought he was going to go on his back. I don't know if you allowed to... Yeah, I like it. You're just doing doggy? Good choice, Caps. Damn. Whenever you guys are ready. All right.

Boner Patrol. On your back, horseman takes the covers. Oh, okay. Oh. Really not that excited. That doesn't look bad. Oh,

ways. Why do you have to cover this? This is actually Could you do six hours? Could you do six hours in this position? This is actually doable. I feel a little like crucified almost right now. Vincy likes it.

What about beak to beak? Let's try beak to beak. That would be nose to nose. So me turn over? Yeah. Questions? There you go. Never know what's going on in the apartment.

It's not bad. I'm doing all right here. Are you doing it? Respectful arch by Ethan. Boys, on top. You got to be on top of it. It wasn't for a spoon session. Mint, mint.

Look at those little dainty purple socks. Yeah. Just like an hour's later. Yeah. All right, boys. I'm checking in. on you in the morning. Does Deutsch live?

Deutsch doesn't live in that building, does he? No. Maybe. How is that? You put in a full shift. That was great. God, Dwight. Yeah, Deutsch killed.

Deutsch being behind the camera, being like, just try a few positions. Speak to me. Yeah. Good for Ethan. Yeah, Ethan gave a wonderful speech after, too. He was just like, if you try and then you can win.

Yeah. He's never tried before. Not applicable to his life. Yeah, you said never count him in. Yeah. Yeah, never count camps in. Yeah. You can't count him in.

Just when he counted him in. He's out again. I also saw a fairly attractive girl on TikTok be like. I was going to say that next. Yeah. this one. Oh, Ellen's

way. Yes. Hell yes. Oh, wow. What a gentleman. No. Wow. Roan repasting this is so funny.

Look at Glennie. Glenny. That's great. Yeah, there was like a attractive girl on TikTok who's like, oh yeah, I've seen this PMT 10-year stuff and And Big Cat was hot. Well, then everyone was like, what do you mean?

Yeah. I sent that to my wife, get a little competition going on in the house. That's good. Everyone was like training camps. They thrive off. A. I've seen these videos of like young Big Cat from Barstool in like 2013, 2014. What?

Why am I attracted to him? Yep. I cannot be the only. That was kind of, I don't like her tone. Why am I attracted to him? No, I'll take it. That's not AI. Not AI.

I feel like at their age, that's a declarative statement. Yeah. It's not a question like, Jen Z. She wants to jump me. Why am I? Yeah. Yeah. She wants to do.

The way I want to. That's got to feel pretty funny. You're right. Yeah. So, yeah, I said as my wife, I was like, we might have been, we might be drafting your position group. Yeah. Watch out. Contract.

Oh, you got to stay sharp. That's sick. Got to bring in someone for some little training camp. Yeah. Wives love that. Iron sharp is iron. That's what I said to her. She didn't find that funny.

Have you seen any videos like that about me? I haven't, but I know that they're out there. You have a lot of fan camps out there, Kyle. Yeah, let me know. They're out there. For sure. Yeah. Is Donnie Maddie here?

I'm going to find one. I'm going to find one. Oh, Kyle. I searched all over TikTok. last night. Found one. Find one what? Send it to you.

No. Oh, of me? Yeah. TJ, I'll send it to you. Here it is. Yeah, I sent it to him. I need to say this into the void because if I tell any of my friends, they won't get it. And if he hears it, he'll literally recoil and disgust.

I am deeply biologically attracted to KV from Barstool. I almost see up every single day and I've reached a point where it's not even about the fits or the clever one liners anymore. I'm just staring. It's honestly so bad. I know he'd hate it. He'd probably think I'd think. I'm a parisocial freak. But have you seen his brain and, like, his actual face is so cute?

He's genuinely so hot and I am 10 Xing my way into a crisis. Kyle! Wow! That's as good as it gets. All right, Kyle. I'm... Kyle, you have a speech? I am uncomfortable.

I appreciate that. Hell yeah. Yeah, that was very kind. He's so uncomfortable. Is that the same lady who said that you were hot? No, different. You guys are on fire this week. Well, too.

Hot boys. See, Danny? Oh, I was just wondering if it was AI. No. Dan. Dan. 40,000 is a suspicious amount. 40,000 likes is.

But what did you feel in the moment? Oh. Oh, damn. I knew it. I was going to say. 40,000 likes and none of us had seen it. There was a moment where you're like, this is sick, right? Yeah.

Oh, I felt really good. That moment last forever. Big Cat, did you write that prompt? Evil man Not just his brain But his face is AILD I was like I was like

I was like That moment though was great I gave you the moment Damn I'm old I didn't even think for a second I was like she's right Good call Danny Oh man

Danny got me right away God damn it Danny I'm sorry Kyle Damn it Max who's the guy on the flyers who has the statue of Liberty Arm tattoo and it looks like a hand holding a cock. Oh, I didn't see this.

You didn't see this? I have not seen this and I'm like the worst Philadelphia Flyers fan of all time. I can name like two players. It looks just like a hand holding like a pretty wide cock. It's supposed to be the statue. It's like an underside of Lady Liberty. Okay. Yeah, there he is.

Zoom it on his arm. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. Torch? Yeah, it's the torch. That's a cop. I think if you flip it up.

It's a, it's a cock. Yeah. It's like, that her elbow? It's like her elbow from bottom, from the bottom. I'm looking at it. It's like some,

the Disney sublimity. It's an uncut. Oh, she, oh, she's leading them. Oh, my God. Oh, that's so hot. Imagine if the Statue of Liberty was leading it. I might jerk off to this guy's tattoo later.

That's the torch. Oh, yeah. Wait, I still don't, I don't, I don't, I don't picture it. That's the underside of the torch. Oh. Can you pull that back? go for a side? Yeah. The tattoo artist has to be like, hey, this

kind of looks like. Hey, man. I think that's a grasping cock. Smooth 20 minutes on that piece. He knew what he was doing. You see it, Max? I do not see it. Do you see anything? Oh, yeah. That's like the bottom of the torch. The torch at the top. Knob of the torch bottom.

So, Max, that's the hand. That's the torch. Flip it upside down. Wait, where is the hand? Yeah, you got to go, you got to go square. Your, yours might just look different. Square knob. You got to go square knob. Yeah, don't. . Yeah, don't go true. Yeah. Yeah, that. Yeah,

to the... Is the actual torch cock like? I don't know. Does yours not look like that, Max? Cock?

No, the cock I see. Is the Statue of Liberty been leading a cock this entire time? She even a whole... Oh, my God. Can we see the Statue of Liberty? That is a gift from France, right? Oh, wow.

Oh, fuck. They probably lead there a lot. A wee-wee? As they say. All right. Oh, here we go. Okay. Oh, camel.

Cool. That's cool. Boys. Yeah. It's accurate. What? No way. Wait.

I didn't know the statue. There's a domed knob at the bottom of the torch. A domed knob is just a cock. Okay. All right. Here we go. That's her arm. There's the bottom of the bar.

Yeah, all right. I see it. Can we see a statue of liberty now? And there's the hand. And there's the hand. Sheesh. Let's see. See, Max, there's the torch right there.

You see like the base of the tower. Now I'm comparing the two. I still like. Where's the rest of her? Yeah, that's what I was going to say. That's a weird. Who gets a, yeah. Who gets a tattoo of just the tort?

From that angle. Yeah. Okay. Thanks for having me, guys. Oh, are you done? I felt like I, you know, I did my time. All right. See you, Max.

See you, Max. Yeah. Oh, man. Did the French prank us? Oh, wait. Can we? And it's a giant cock. Can we, can we cut out the top so that we can get horny with this?

That looks, it's a dildo. Huh. Wait, put it sideways. Yeah. And then, yeah, now sideways. Oh my God. Stand up. Get led by it.

Yeah, yeah. What a dream. Other way. That could work. Okay, yeah, the backhand. Oh, yeah, you're right. That's how you'd be led. Oh, my God.

And then crop out the... These guys were pranking us the whole time. Oh, okay. Can we have the camera up? That's so hard. Can we have the camera? I really fucking... Oh, yeah.

Hell yes. Make the forearms a little more. feminine. Yeah, they're a little wide oil rig up here. It's like Fiona leading track. Oh my God. Oh, Bunyan for our maybe paint her fingernails.

Eish. TJ, can you have a transparent background so I can maybe stand behind there? Oh my God. Come with me. We're getting a shot. Oh, getting led to the bar by the Statue of Liberty. We're doing shots, yeah. Come with me.

Whatever you say. You got to be the first to figure this. You could also flip it the other way and make it look like she's saving you from falling. Oh, by the cock. Holding you by the cock. Thank you. You try to jump off the Empire State Building and the statue of it grabs you by your cock. I always get hard when I start to fall.

Wait, somebody stand up. Yeah, yeah. getting it like make it a little smaller oh yes Nick yes wait a while let me take a picture of this

oh yeah start crying belting me oh man Nick that is so hot dude that's so hot I'm really too hot I'm really too hot Hell no.

Shit. What a revelation. It's so sick. Kyle, look at you, man. Oh, my God. Centuries of historians. Has anyone come to this? Your alt-in-fieler's tattoo?

Yeah. Get like some doodle tats. Little ones. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. On your way.

of some lemon drops. That's a lemon drop night. White tea, please. Look at her tuck in your Kyle. Time to go. The Uber's here. Let's get a cat, yeah.

Yeah. It's about to leave. Let's go back to my place. Oh, my God. Dude. What a dream. We have to get him on the line. The guy?

He's got to be pumped about this. Yeah. Damn. Wow. Way to go. All these years it's just been sitting there. He's been sitting there. Right in front of our faces.

You're up. Oh, yeah. That actually was real. That was. Go upside down. Like, like, have her suspended. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Look, yeah. She's tugging on it She's hanging out for life She's laying on the ground No Yes Oh

Somebody laid out Pretend you're falling Go opposite Obes put her in the ceiling Get me get me on the ceiling A little espionage Tug Oh yeah

Oh Oh Oh She is Spended from the ceiling Oh yeah Oh my God.

The Spider-Man kiss. Oh. It's so good. Come on now. I'm here. Oh, my God. We're playing. Get to work.

Babe, wake up. We've ruined the statue of Lepardt. Oh, my God. Imagine her dropping from your ceiling, just yanking your shit. Oh, fuck. What are you doing up there? Oh, shut. Oh.

We got a Cirque to Salae fucking hand job going on. Babe, what are you doing up there? Oh, the feet are on rings. Hold on, I'm going to curl my toes. Oh, my God. Put your hands behind your head. Oh, yeah.

This is the good stuff. Slow down, DJ. All this time, the whole world is sitting there as like, you know, the refuge. It's ruined for the greatest country in the world. No, you're tired, you're poor. But, dude, that's the American dream. Yes. Yeah.

And upside down. hand job is the American dream your girl suspended from the ceiling oh my god jerking got your girl hanging from the ceiling fucked out that was awesome

we got to get him on I thought that was like our just like our thousandth day in a row of like cock drivel and then it turned out to be like one of the most intellectual discovery program we just changed the course of

yeah with what One revelation. I'll never be able to look at the statue. It's ruined. It's ruined. It's ruined. That's the weird part about Chase.

He, oh, who? Oh, Jay, under the test. Mike Evans just left yesterday. Oh, look. Let's cheer you up. Is that how you normally can't have? Hands up? No, he'd be.

I'd do like your arm coming out of nowhere. Hey, let's get somebody. Yeah, who's the, who's the most no open to? Yeah. Big T. No, Big T. will leave immediately. Let's do somebody to do.

Oh, Liam will be. Liam's afraid of sexual contact. Are they watching? They're all watching. Who's upstairs? Oh, he would love it. I love this show so much because, like, all right, let's change the topic.

Actually, we got another hour. We can ring a little bit more. Let's bring this out. We've got to really make sure we're dry on this. People haven't started hated this, right? Lucas, what are you looking at? Now it's unrealistic. Come on.

Wait a minute. Lucas. Oh, Lucas. Oh, no. Oh, he did not. Oh, no. Here comes the Choo Choo Trink. Oh, God.

It's dream workstation. Dude. That's literally right. Open your mouth. You guys literally raped me. I'm calling HR. Big T. How you doing?

Oh, I like the USA baseball. Yeah. Thank you. Hell yeah. One game last night. Oh, America. Good game. Have you, uh, are you excited for the SEC tournament?

Not really? Why? You guys are a top four C, don't you? No. Oh, you're a top five seat, don't you? Tide for fourth, yeah. Oh, with Texas A&M. Yeah, they tied for fourth as well.

Yeah, we brought it up to the coach today. He had not seen that, uh, graph. Take a load off, big two. Oh, yeah. Yeah, big team. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. In the USA.

Lady Liberty is just jerking you all. Oh, big team. The same faces. Oh, man. It's got to feel good. It's got to feel real. That's got to feel awesome. Oh, yeah, buddy.

Right. After a big win, nothing better. Fuck, yeah. Right. We still get to Mexico. Oh, yeah. Oh. You know, you guys do some funny stuff.

But you do some stuff like this. This is pretty goddamn fun. This is so good. Y'all do, sometimes you do stuff that's funny, but then sometimes you do stuff like this. Take the good with the bad, I guess. Who we jerking next? That was it. That was it?

That's my patriotic boy. Oh, she's looking them out. Oh, T.J. This way, Connor. Dude. These guys aren't funny. It's where the USA stuff. It is so much better.

Babe, yeah, let's ignore these. This guy, I know this is the Statue of Liberty, but did you do anything to the bottom of the torch? It was always like that. That's for us in here. No one else was such a men. You're so cursed to do anything to the bottom.

Do you manipulate the bottom? Wait, keep it more. At first I was thinking you did. But. Hey, can you come down here real quick? Oh, he's shaking. All right, thanks. Oh, fuck.

Is Donnie or Donnie? Oh, Cody. Okay. Cody would ruin it. He would make some pawn and we'd just like, all right, that was enough. All of our Statue of Liberty boners would go down. Can we try to get him to get his hands behind his head somehow? Yeah.

Put his hat back. We read an article that bald guys relax with their head. Maybe there's a new TikTok challenge. Can you duck walk a phone? across the guys can't put their hands behind their head

and their ankles together yeah the girls can't dudes can't spread their legs real far

next bald test subject we saw a TikTok challenge we want to test it out we're running out of ball guys after a turkey

trip hat off take off your hat oh no no you're good you're good you're good so

the challenge is the ball guys can't they look ridiculous if they put their hands behind their head and their

angle wide yeah yeah like breath and I guess that's just what and then look up okay

for a while yeah yeah yeah and then try to say something like oh fuck oh

say oh fuck say I love you oh oh oh yeah I guess bald guys can do it I guess

bald guys can do the challenge And then shake one leg. And just tap it on the top of your head when you're ready. Spit on that start. Yeah, try to spit on the cushion. Ball guys can't spit. While saying, not so hard, not so hard.

I had a bit of a situation last night. Oh, yeah. Go ahead. Remember how I told you guys, we had some. coyotes in the neighborhood. Yeah. So I was walking my dog last night. Coming back, we live in a cul-de-sac.

Colossack has no street lights. So I'm like under 100 yards from my house, and I see kind of a... Something that's not supposed to be there, like kind of a white thing, maybe a little bit fluffy, and it starts to move. So I was like, oh, my God. So it approaches my dog and myself, and I'm like, holy shit. So actually I'm really glad that I talked about this a couple weeks ago on the act Because somebody DM me and said they live in the mountains And something you need to get is an air horn

You do not live in the mountains Well no they live in the mountains and deal with coyotes fairly regularly And said get like a there are But again you do not live in the mountains But we have a coyote problem So your plan your plan is to hit the air horn in your suburban neighborhood So I feel like that's a little different than in the mountains. So I was walking. Again, you're not in the mountains. You're not in the mountains.

Dealing with the same animal. You are in threat of a family. You're going to have neighbor problems if you're blaring that horn. We'll go on. So the figure starts walking towards us and I was like, holy shit. So I'm thinking it's a coyote. So I take the air horn out. It's a mini air horn. And I blare it in its face and it gets spooked and it kind of runs a little bit away. So then we start walking back to the house, thinking it's going to be okay. But

it circles back. So I'm like, oh shit. Yeah, you're getting tracked by this coyote. It's about to go down. So I put the question on Twitter. I'll finish the story in a second. But if I'm walking my dog and another animal or dog that's off leash comes over with no owner in sight comes over, what's the protocol? Like, can I kick it?

How hard, like. To save your dog. like punt this thing as hard no i didn't say punt it i said kick it what first of all what kind of dog was this you said white and fluffy i wouldn't kick a white and fluffy so it did from from about 20 feet look like it could be a coyote so my dog's about 25 pounds you you have bad vision there was again this was dark no no street lights okay so it this thing came over and then i realized that it was i hit the air horn again and it ran away but um this is crazy just it's the air horn.

It's fucking crazy. You're air horning a strange shadowy figure. What time of night is this? You're not even sure what it is. It's not crazy late. It's probably like 8.30. Yeah, you can't be hitting an air horn in Arlington Heights at 830. That's toddler bedtime, brother.

Would you rather me kick a dog in the face? Everyone else would. Hold on. Was the dog going at your dog? Yes. Like, actually going at it. I think so. Like, yes, definitely.

Definitely coming towards us. But, but, was his tail wagging? Was he, was he. There's so many different. I do not think the dogs to it did not look like a friendly. There's so many different like sliding scales of this because like, yes, this has happened many times where like a dog will come up off leash. If it's wagging its tail, I'll let it just sniff still his butt. If a dog comes like there's was a time when a dog came like sprinting towards her, I didn't kick it, but I put my body in between us.

I've actually got bit by dog because I separated. I don't want that. Yeah, but you got to get involved. You're way to. I did. With an air horn. But I think you hit the air horn before you even knew if this dog was aggressive. I thought it was a coyote, first of all.

Did the air horn work? Yes. A white fluffy thing you thought was a coyote? No, but it was like a, it was a similar size to my dog. My dog is about 25 pounds. This dog, if I had to guess was 20 and 25. And what color was it? White.

And was it fluffy? Kind of, yeah. It's the most opposite of a coyote ever. No, no. How could that be a coyote? walked by me like two weeks ago and it was like not crazy different it was not white in the door

in the door okay yeah but like these these decisions are happening the split second yeah it looked like the coyotes looked like oh yeah this like yeah that one I think moral the story here is we gotta get your air horn out of your hands I'd give that you to watch him in it though

this worked this worked so the dot so it turns out that this dog actually lives like kind of almost diagonal from us and we have dueling fences. My dog barks this dog all day, and that dog barks it. Well, yeah, behind a fence.

Yeah. Dogs bark at other dogs behind fences. So this dog ran to its house, was on the other side of the fence, and then I hit the air horn again to be like, hey, fucking people, get outside and get your dog. Oh, you hit the air horn for the people?

For the people. Oh, my God. This is third time your air horn? I don't mind it, Jay. And then they came out. Well, hold on. This actually kind of. This is crazy.

No. Yeah. They, my, my family inside didn't even hear it. It's a mini air horn. Okay. So the people, diagonal from me came outside.

And I go, hey, your dog fucking tried to attack my dog. But didn't. And then they're like, oh, sorry, picked it up,

went in the front. They left their like back door open. So I was just waiting by the corner of my yard to be like, hey, you're the number one Karen in the world.

Are we? you're going to be like sorry like apologize or something and then they just close the door so i'm pissed off the dog never did attack your dog correct and also had had i not intervened the dog absolutely would have or the dog would have maybe come up and sniffed your dog's butt this is a dog that has its owner you take your dog to the dog park no you don't socialize your dog it's not even close to as big as it is a third of all right let's recreate it go out on the court Was it's mouth? What?

I'll bring my... No, no, no, go out on the court. Who's Tays dog and who together? I'll be the... I'll be the fluffy dog. Oh, we're reenacted? Yes, yes. This is crazy.

Mincy, get down here. Who? Oh. Ruin the cameo. This feels like a lot of debates. It comes down to city living versus suburb living. And it's also like,

I can't imagine walking in a city and like a dog is like walking at me and I'm like, Air horn. Yeah, right. Also, I think Che might be a bad dog owner.

I don't think his dog ever knows other dogs. Like, what made you think the dog was going to attack and it wasn't just, yes, if your dog. But still. It's not like a friendly,

like tail wagon. Like, you need some physical contact to bite before you to bust out any air horns. Yeah. No, no, the air horns to prevent bite though. I don't, I wouldn't think.

that I traumatize your dog, Steve? No, it traumatized him. Yeah, his dog is probably like... Yeah, really scared. To be fair, there are some horror stories. Oh, yeah, no, of course. That's why I'm saying, like, if a dog came... Well, Ed doesn't like dogs, though.

Ed hates all dogs. I knew I shouldn't have come. I mean, come on. I've had to physically get in between me and, like, another dog, like, coming at Stella. Yeah. And then when you do, they just kind of go away. I will. All right.

Walk along the court over there, far side. I'm going to run at you. I'm not going to tell you when. Walk with Mincy. Your dog. Yeah, he's your dog. Yes, please. Of course.

Of course. Mincey needs a butt lift for medical reasons. It never ceases to amaze me. It wouldn't even be cosmetic. Just walk around. Just walk. A lot of talking for a dog. Just no, no, just walk around.

I'm not going to wait a few minutes. You guys just have a nice walk. What is he doing? What is he doing his hands? Oh, wait. Did you double grip your your leash? Top of one. Wait, the whole walk you had, you had it ready.

He left it house. You're holding the top of the leash? The handle and. Your two hand? Two hand in your leash? Statue of liberty. Yeah, gripping it like that. Yeah, your dog is wound way too tight.

You have two hands on the leash as you're walking. You don't have a dog. But I still know. Dude, you've got to let your dog fucking sniff around and like, a dog on a leash is going to act differently than a dog. dog like if you're just really gripping it your dog is going to be wound tight that wasn't your dog that wasn't your dog yeah sure it felt versatile timeline it means it was a good dog all right keep walking keep walking

double grip is crazy right yeah that dog is dying so he said it ran straight at him so sorry oh oh man Yeah, you're getting trashed in your community Facebook. He's got to stop and strapped. I got to talk to the neighbors. He's pulling it out of the whole. We have to. We have to.

The neighbors on the show. He's just walking his dog blasting an air horn. Imagine them back. Did that guy have an air horn? What was that an air horn? He is the most scared dog owner of all time. He's double gripping a leash with his little 25 pound dog with an air horn at all time. What is going on?

And then you wonder. why the neighbors didn't like talk to you, you're yelling at them and you're a madman. It's like a wheat and tear. They shut the door and are like, I got to get away from you. So you guys are all advocating that instead of doing that, I kicked the dog in the face. No, I don't even think it would ever come to that. Correct. So many people in the replies were like, kick the dog.

But you didn't tell the story. The dog was aggressive. I don't know what you. How do you know the dog was aggressive when you didn't even know it was a dog? Can you run at us like this dog ran at you? Can you show us? Was it the teeth showing? Your story doesn't match up because you said I thought it was a kind of.

Coyote might have been a dog and then it was aggressive. But we don't came over to us very quickly. Dogs are fast. Like when they get excited they're quick. Was it was it was barking? Was it showing its teeth? Yeah. Not barring.

And it's a small dog and not showing its teeth. It wasn't tiny, but yes, it was a smaller. It was about 20 to 25 pounds. So the beast was silent. Yes. Mouth closed. It came over with a not seemingly pleasant look. I saw it from like two feet.

way and then I pulled it out. So it wouldn't have even mattered whether it was a coyote or not. You would have done that if that was just a straight dog all along. Same protocol. But then I had to ask the question to the people because I've never been in the situation before. What am I supposed to do? What if it was a small child instead of a dog running at you at the same speed?

Be able to identify something walking on two. I don't know if you would. Would you have air horned it if it was like a five-year-old running at you full speed like that? No. With a knife. With a knife. Do you see how your story doesn't match up?

Oh. Don't know if it's a coyote or dog, but you do know it was coming at you aggressively. Yeah. But like, you didn't know if it was a coyote or a dog? Well, he said it. That doesn't even matter because if he knew it was a dog all along, he would have reacted the same way. He would air horn the dog. Again, this is the first time I've been in the situation, so I need to know how to handle it.

It's not that unique of a predicament. One guy, DM me with a helpful tip that said, I walk around with a golf club. That's what my dad. Oh, my radio. What her people do. Wait, I was innocent dog. That's how I grew up. Your DMs are fucking with you.

This is suburban versus servant. It's like, this is great. People in the suburbs are bored as fuck. Yeah. It's the most excitement in their life. I swear to God, my dad always walked us with a pitching budget. You're acting like you're in downtown Russia. And I keep one of my car now because of it.

Pit bulls roaming the streets. He's strapped on all time. The golf club is smart because you could push it away or you could. Walking down a Zelia court. You literally. Hypothetically, hypothetically, if I kicked to this dog. Right? Which a lot of people are telling me to do.

Again. Then the kick. Potentially a giant fight ensues between me. Lily Pond circle. Got a cold a sack. The pond and a fountain. Does you do you? There's like a fucking, there's like a six-year-old on a bike going by as Stephen

Chey. Takes out his heroin. Get out of here. Okay. Do you have one for your wife as well? Like, does she walk with one? What's that? Does she walk with an air horn when she walks the dog?

My wife? Yeah. We just got them. I don't think she has yet. I do most of walking. Okay. You're not equipped for this. Suggesting we do have a professional dog walker on standby, right?

Like, ask Ethan what he would have done? Who, Eddie? Yeah. I think we're paying too much attention to the dog. I'm like, we've got to get back to the leash holding. Yes. The leash holding is egregious. You're holding a boom mic for a fucking warwick place.

You're being a best boy. No. Chee, you realize that a dog feels your energy. Like, if I pull you. pull really tight on Stella's leash. She's going to be like, what's up? What's happening? It's a loose grip.

Actually, the people at pause told me how to hold a leash and then I won the dog. It's a loose, loose hold with the right and then like you're holding the left to let them roam around but kind of keep that. It's almost like a dog show kind of pose. Yeah. Like just walking the dog

casually. You're going two hands down the street? I'm just... In coyote times, yes. Sometimes I'll have my... Sometimes I'll have my hands in my pockets and it'll just be like the left hand. I'm just thinking of Stephen as being like the mega boss Karen. Like I need you I need you Rambo style like with the with the vest on and you have like air horn pepper spray whistle. Just ready for everything.

I got hall monitor. Yeah. Golf club pitching on the pitch. So I tested out the whistle. Remember when I said the coyotes I tried the whistle. It was weak. So we had to go air horn. Airhorn

Great investment Mini Airhorn Hyotis are more scared than we are like they're scared What is the etiquette though On letting like your dogs Run free

Off leash? No you can't On the on the street I'm kind of whiffy Yeah if my kids were out And it came at my kids I would Oh yeah

Yeah yeah Yeah yeah no that's a dick move Right But I also I wonder like It sounds like these people Didn't do it intentionally The dog found a way out of their

Yeah there's no caller Steve Uh Not that I, I mean, I didn't get close enough to, or I mean. How far away did you air horn feet wise? How many feet was it? A yard. You do need to socialize your dog, you know. Yes, we have one dog neighbor that they're friends.

But that's it right now. Okay. Coyote will fuck up your dog. Right. Not before I fucking up. You see those little spike jacket. Get your dog one of those little spike jackets. Yeah.

It's like P-12. Yeah, let's get a grenade on your dog. Yeah. Get a gun, Steve. Yeah, get your dog on a gun. said, I heard that in some states, if the dog is over 18 pounds or 20 pounds, that you can shoot it. So if you had a gun on the dog on the dog. All the dog won it was a little fucking sniff of your dog's butt.

You would have thought this dog had its jaw wrapped around your dog's neck. I also like this. It very easily could have. We were like one second away from that happening. Steven, let me ask you a question. When the neighbor came out was the man or the woman? Woman. And she's just like a regular woman size woman?

Impossible to tell. she was pretty frantic but she easily she easily scooped this dog up and brought it inside uh shoot it around to the front open the door

I used to pick her up like was like hey get inside or whatever open the door and the dog went in the dog wasn't like a 10 pound dog the dog was 20 to 25 pounds I like the gun slaughter loophole you were just talking about

yeah so chay if in this situation you only had a gun on you would you have shot the dog I don't think so You can't buy a gun unless you're prepared to kill a dog I'm not buying a gut but like People were telling me that this was an option

I also just think kicking the dog is crazy because Again the kicking the dog people What they're saying is if it's like Imminent threat Last night was an imminent No I don't think it was It weren't even close enough Like I agree with the kicking the dog

I would kick a dog if it was an imminent threat that the dog was trying to attack my dog. But there are so many things in between that that happened when a dog sees another dog. But here's my thing is if you kick the dog, it's not game over. Then something else starts. So then what? You kick it again. I don't even think you'll ever get to the point where you feel the need to kick the dog. What starts?

The dog pops up like the underdog. Yeah, a full-blown fight. All right, square up. Yeah. One of my IUP friends, their neighbor, like, ran the local Moose Lodge down the street. And this is a small town outside of Pittsburgh, like real tight-knit town, whatever. And I guess the neighbor's dog came over multiple times and finally eventually bit one of the kids. Like my friend, this was when they were younger.

But I guess it was so bad that the next time the dog ran over, this guy killed the dog. And so then since the guy ran the Moose Lodge for over 10 years in the town, the only thing up on the sign was, I'm making it. up the name but it was Bob Gorman is a dog killer was just up on the town sign for it terrible yeah for like forever but he stands by what he did he's like it came over and attacked my kids I mean a kid is different yeah I would definitely fuck a dog up if it went after one of my kids but I just like the pettiness of keeping it on the moose lodge sign but like

99% of dog interactions are like they just want to sniff each other's buck yeah mark mark imagine if you ran a p. 22 in L.A yeah you're familiar with him right yeah oh yeah yeah Wait, what's this? The mountain lion, P-22. Oh. That's a dude. You have to shoot him. It's mountain line.

Yeah. When we were in San Francisco, there was one roaming the city. Oh, really? Yeah. It was a notorious mountain line. There's like a video of it. There's a dog walker. There's a dog in front of it and one behind it.

P-22 just sneaks up behind it and snatches it. Snatches the dog? Yeah. I'd kill a fucking mountain line. When I lived out in San Diego area in the hill country, lady was riding her mountain bike and a mountain lion like, like, got her? Got her?

went down, it got her. Killed her? I don't know if it killed her, but. Now imagine if that woman had a small air horn. She'd be fine. I kind of want to, I might have to fucking just start staking Stephen's house out. Chey, can you try to get a picture of this dog? Watching him walk.

Oh, my God. You got to get a dog. I still haven't met the people officially. But, uh, no, I don't know what kind of. Do you have a backyard, Stephen, that's gated in? Yeah, uh, it's a f, it's a fence. It's a nice name. Let your dog out there.

If you're so worried about this. That actually gets like dirty and stuff like that. This is a night. You live in a nice neighborhood, Steve. Yeah. Yeah, you've done well for yourself. That's just, that's just funny to me. You always need an air horn.

Well, now I got the golf club. Yeah, oh, you do have the golf club. I walk out. You're going to be walking air, air horn golf club. The sun is setting. This situation is on their bikes. The ice cream trucks coming around. Community tennis court.

Yeah. Tennis courts popping off. Here comes the Terminator. Yeah. He just wants his dog to take a shit. Put an air horn strapped to his waist. Both hands on the leash. Omar's coming.

He swings his car. He's coming to fuck. All the kids start running off the block. Here he comes. I want Che and full tactical. Digital camera. I mean, if this situation would happen again in the dark, I mean, I'm taking a golf club

You got to Jesus Christ This is the only idea We can all agree Stephen Che is going to be killing an animal Within the next stage This dog is dead before summer Yep

I get it If it's in a threatening like going to Like bite or something Then yes I don't But like you won't know that Until it's already biting your dog I just don't think I could take a golf club

To a white fluffy 20 pound dog I could see using it to just kind of poke away or like, people away. No, I'm hitting at 90. Oh, my God. Christ. Oh, no.