The Yak - The West Virginia Governor Joins to Protest the NCAA's Final Bracket | The Yak 3-17-25

Episode Date: March 17, 2025

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It's a Worst that we're suing the NCAA okay, actually that has my support. Yeah, I'm in the governor announced He's going live on X. Do am I the only one I think that's soft. That is a little soft I don't think it is I told you that before is it like on you said before they announced as it's ever I get actually fired up about North Carolina being the tournament down. Yeah. No, listen, I'm fully supportive I thought it was crazy crazy We saw our live reaction. I I actually think that you should sue because you only have You basically have today and like early tomorrow morning where anyone gives a fuck Yeah, really no one gives a fuck right now, but I feel like

Suing is just everybody's gonna just turn say fuck you guys Saints fans did this too though after the NFC championship the Rams parents Yeah, and it's like you have a you have a certain amount of time We're like maybe they'll just restart, but what else what else can you do for West Virginia right? You know over like yeah, thanks man. Sorry. We you know yeah, you just yeah you Your dad's a fight that my dad did yeah, what do you say hosed? Yo, that's a corrupt athletic associate associate that's fucking that's scathing The other thing you can I that that sucks so they weren't even in the play-in game like though I didn't I didn't even think what I don't even think they were listed as like a bubble

Yeah, yeah, you knew they just all those 111 experts should pick your brain what on Friday when we were talking about it And like West Virginia, and I was like, are we sure they're in? Your anatomy of the program. I was just being, I was, don't shoot the messenger. I was just being honest. What else can we do? I saw more of a bubble. You had Carolina in?

I didn't have Carolina in, but I was like, are we sure they're in? Hmm. What level of screw job is this? It's 10 out of 10. Pretty hard. It's more about North, the director of the committee is the 88 North Carolina. So that's the part. I think if that part wasn't,

if it was no one linked to North Carolina was part of the NCAA tournament committee, well, West Virginia would be in. So I guess it's a stupid hit. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's a high screw job though. Tournament Committee well West Virginia would be in so I guess yeah Yeah, yeah, it's it. It's a high screw job. Yeah, and now coach is gone So it's just like a group of dudes like yeah, let's throw Kyle it's a group of dudes and one of them is the ad at North Carolina the director the director of it Yeah, the boss guy heading the whole thing yeah, and then he says well

I recused myself from all conversation about North Carolina But it's a bunch of dudes sitting in a room hanging out all weekend watching basketball And then this one dude says oh, we're gonna talk about North Carolina alright. I gotta leave the room you guys know that oh Yeah, and then he comes back in the room. He's like is that literally good Yeah, good come on my boys and then they had an ice cream social. Yeah, how is it not a computer? How is it not how is it not just fucking like six dudes? He'll watch nothing but ball Sitting in there like that's all their life is he also gets a bonus if North Carolina makes the tournament 100,000 now yeah, what if they make the Elite Eight?

Well so that's what they're going to do. That's the other thing you need to do Nick. You need to root for them to get absolutely embarrassed tomorrow night because if they go on a run then everyone will play the well they deserved it. Yeah right and I think it was soft of West Virginia not to say no to tournaments. So they're not even playing in a tournament? Season's done. I think that's the right move.

No I think winning the tournament. They would have to win to win that yeah at least they would have to win mm-hmm I'm sorry, Nick. It's it's it's it not making the time is brutal Yeah Sorry Kyle and don't look tight us there. We are heard it started Kyle as well can't stay We didn't have our Ohio State our rivals did sorry to IUPUI We shouldn't have had our bet our second best player get hurt in December Danny I don't even know where I mean that added to it as well. What did Danny go to college? He's gonna be okay. Yeah, yeah, Danny. That's what you went to Eastern, Illinois for a little while. Yeah Charleston

Mm-hmm, Toma Tony. Oh, yeah, Jimmy Garoppolo went there while I was there. Oh, he was like a TV quarterback. He'd just carry a football everywhere. No way You kind of lost over that for a little while. Hmm. Mm-hmm That's over what yeah, how long you went to Eastern? Oh, yeah little while. Yes. Yes a year and a half I graduated from Columbia downtown. Okay. All right year and a half Did you before a little while felt like you just left college and gave it up. Mm-hmm You finished my dreams. Yes. Yeah, did you flunk out? No, you hate got hazed out. Yeah Underpants on a flag. I gotta get out of here. Oh, you got a haze out of Eastern, Illinois

Yeah, that's brutal. It happens. Yeah, Brandon. I are in. Yeah, we're in. We're in. Probably gonna stay a while to Yeah, I'm sure game. We have the first game on Friday. Okay, yeah. So you get at least a day. I get a day of peace. And then I get it over with first thing Friday. You're in that you're in the early window. But not the first game. You're the first game. Yeah. Still kind of crazy. They're in the early window, but not the first game, you're the third game? Not the first game, yeah. Still kind of crazy there in the early window.

Yeah, we got screwed. We got screwed more than West Virginia. Yeah, you guys got screwed worse. I'm really the one who should be upset. Why is Duke in the tournament if their best players hurt? True. That's a good question. Yeah.

Because he got hurt, he's still hurt. He got hurt late in the season, I guess. You need to get hurt at the beginning of the season. The difference. Quality losses are more important than quality wins. That was crazy, Big Cat. The guy said that West Virginia was out, Kip Tucker DeVries was hurt.

In December. Been hurt since December. Yeah. We should have known then. And then Iowa State's coach just left, didn't tell anyone that one of their best players hurt until after the committee. Yeah, that's what you got to do it Oh, yeah, by the way, Nick

How would you feel if? Bobbitt Cunningham when he was doing all the interviews last night was like we put North Carolina in because I'm the athletic director in North Carolina And I make a hundred thousand dollars if North Carolina is in there that would have been better than what he said The best thing would have been like we lost to Colorado. Yeah. Yeah, that was bad loss Also, can you pull up ways the guys get the dog? No, that's Jim Johnson our governor They're all exactly the same for just a minute of the hundred eleven brackets. Oh, I love this Sign is awesome This is incredible at the high I love it and like this is the biggest problem going on in West Virginia

Yeah, like everything else is pretty good Show the crowd He's from New York that deprived that's a Rutgers guy blamed the injury on a WV player being out We know this is embarrassing no this rocks This is kind of embarrassing. No, this rocks. In the W view, I believe went 13 and 10 with DeVries outside the lineup and they still had huge victories against Kansas and Iowa State. Anyway you slice it, this thing reeks.

You support this? I 100% support this. Nick, you have to. Why not? What are you supposed to do, Nick? What are you supposed to just be like, oh, you fucked us. All right. There's no actual recourse.

You have to just get as mad as possible mad as you can It's gonna come of this, but you're right. I'll just like fucking let it be known. I'm mad This is this is just this is political theater Yeah, you need to do this if you're a West Virginia fan you need to be getting like yeah You have all the numbers and the rankings and just be replying like working It's like working the refs in a game that like you're they're not gonna overturn the call But maybe down the road you get a fit you get a makeup call. Yeah. Yeah, so you got everybody on the states on fentanyl Who is there? Yeah, man. I love this. Oh Oh, no, no one it's empty

Like one of some of it London got shot. This is Is he tiny? He's very tiny governor or that flag is way bigger than usual a massive I Need to see Jim justice. I hope this who's the guy next to him. Why are you standing there? I hope this speech is like four hours long Oh filibuster Another thing if he just goes through every box Keep going we need to get the bottom of it fucking love. We don't need to get to the bottom of it We know what happened what?

What's the end goal? Can't put in all right North Carolina's out your it in yeah, that would be and then we'd lose first game Oh absolutely, that's bad course bad publicity for the NCAA You know what we should do what you could do if you're a westerner fan We got to get this fucking bubba guy stripped of bubba. He's not a bubba. That's not a bubba move That's in his whole look and demeanor is not a bubba. He's got big ass ears, I will say that. Pull a bubba. Well, that's not really a bubba move, actually,

to be a good old boy that just... Yeah. Yeah, but he needs to be a little fatter. He needs his things. Yeah, he's not fat enough. He's not fat enough for a bubba. He's definitely not fat enough for a bubba. That ain't a bubba.

He does have tall ears. He does. Massive ears. That's not a bubba. You need jowls to be a bubba. That can be a bubba, I think. No, he needs to be fatter. That's an Eric or a...

So you're thinking fatter It's just when this guy was younger. He kind of looked more like a Bubba than he does now He's got a Bubba voice. He looks like a bud Mmm, but but yeah that works. What's this real Lawrence? So we need to start calling him Lawrence Lawrence Cunningham Wait is he not from North Carolina? He's from Flint, Michigan Wow he was Notre Dame athletic director Oh Michigan and went to Notre Dame, and he's a Bubba yeah get the Bubba out of it the fucking Bubba I mean go by Bubba till he moves. He's a Larry that is a Larry. Yes. It's a Larry move Larry Cunningham screwed you Who's the most famous real-life Bubba so no Bubba Gump Bubba Watson?

Bubba Gump Bubba Watson Well the gump was the company rapper Smith was in the police academy movies played at Michigan State Bubba Gump. Oh, that's not bad, but Hubba Bubba All everyone Bubba Sparks get my Who's the pack? Bubba Franks.

What'd you want? Nothing. Bubba Sparks getting ugly in reference to his song. Mark always gets them and always hates them. I don't hate them. I just don't want to. It's kind of low hanging fruit. I like them.

It's like the bottom of the barrel Oh, is this only switched off? Oh, hey now. I'm so appreciative of your passion for yes Our student athletes in our state's flagship University JB as the state's legal chief legal officer as Patrick mentioned I think it's incumbent upon me to work with the governor to ensure that this this process is fair No, and it's easy to get in it's easy fan to look at the end Get home that signs awesome. I'd love to get that sign Yeah, but the committee is so stupid same thing with the college football You need you don't need a bunch of fucking empty suits who watch ball for one week in a year you need

You need Titus and regs on it Honestly, right? Yeah You need Titus and Riggs on it. Riggs would be great. Yeah. Like just guys who watch every game and just like, hey. John Fanta. Yeah. Rostein Fanta.

That's a fucking crew. I would be fine if Rostein and Fanta were the brackets. It was just those two. Yeah, just the two of them. Why not? Let them sit down and do it. Be better than what we got. You're not going to say Bosco because he's the one who wants you to say it.

No, I'd say the bracket for the teams, not a bracket for the coaches Bosco's compromised he also just you know he roots for coaches yeah yeah how many teams does he have this year I I demanded a full list before Thursday okay so we'll have that he's got to just be all in on Bama at this point yeah Titus also number one right this week this weekend tight it I think trying to think oh Regs was here from Regs and Tate, but it was me Bosco and Titus in that front couch for probably like 40 hours this weekend. Mm-hmm. I think Titus has totally turned on Bosco I think he loves I fucking love him. Can't get it off of yeah, cuz he is just a ridiculous. We had a club Yeah, at a moment. I think it was Friday night

where We had a club. Yeah, we had a moment. I think it was Friday night where We were well, oh max max was saying that like it's ridiculous at Bosco We'll just like cold call people and max was like what if I just gave your number to people and was like here's a link To Bosco's like don't do that and then Someone found Bosco's number I think there's just scales that have it and he got put on a group text chain and the person was obviously fucking with He was like max just gave us your number. Oh Like 17 people I tightest and I watched him he took the number He then texted to someone else and he just wrote bomb him

Didn't you do the math of in the room of how many people we try to get fired? Oh, yeah Yeah, yeah when Bosco's not pointing his Bosco cannon at me, it's very funny. Yes Yes pointed at me. I don't like it. Yeah, yeah, right Man, yeah, he's a character. It was fun. It was fun five days. Just watching him just be psycho Yeah He has to be rooting against st. John's with every ounce of him of Saturday was me who's in a torture chamber Saturday Yeah, I think to answer his question about this the the hierarchy of the teams He's cheering for I think he's got two massive wars going on right now

And I don't see how his attention can be on anything else other than st John's must lose as soon as possible, and Alabama must go to the Final Four. Other than that, everything else is irrelevant. Yeah, because if Alabama does not go to the Final Four, he has to take a bus ride from New York to San Antonio. That's a long one. Did you let him work his way into cars,

or is it still the bus? So we have to negotiate, when Dave gets here on Wednesday or Thursday, I had the idea that we're gonna maybe have him do Harriet Tubman Underground Railroad of riders Where he can go from New York to San Antonio, but he has it has to be ten different cars. That's good Yeah, what if Bama gets blown out in a game though? He's got a crab walk. Oh, that would be good And there was one a one chief rider said that he was willing to go to the DMV to get his license reinstated

to drive Rico. Oh! Oh! Oh! Do the riders have an HQ? Can we get them one? I think it's just Rico's DMs. I want them in like a brick and mortar.

I want a brick and mortar. Yeah. I want them gathered. Very high security. I do think they have like a hierarchy. Oh, big time. They have like a brick and mortar. I want a brick and mortar. Yeah. I want them gathered. Very high security. I do think they have like a hierarchy. Oh big time. They have like a rank structure. Yeah.

Just capos, soldiers. Yeah, I would like to see them together. Dressed like druids. I don't know. It would pretty much be the scene of Wolf of Wall Street when they get everyone together in that like warehouse at the beginning of the movie. That would be so awesome. They have to have a front though.

Yeah. It would just be Bosco They have to have a front though. Yeah. It would just be Bosco headquarters. Something, yeah. Ice cream. They're just screaming at people who come in and ask for it. It should just have a real big ISIS flag out front. How is everyone's St. Patrick's Day? You guys go out?

Yeah, I just stood in a high traffic, high foot traffic area and got bumped into incessantly for four hours. That sounds fun. I Was with him. Yeah. Yeah fun. Yeah, you you lot more bumps. Yeah, I was just so fucking short and pathetic I Tried to buy a dude a drink and it took so long that he bought one for himself from the bartender I was trying to get Pathetic showing for me. I'm such a fucking loser I couldn't do 30 pull-ups. I'd be the biggest loser at this company There is nothing worse being in a high traffic being short in a crowded area being in the area in everyone's way in the quarter to like the bathroom. Yeah. Yeah

Yeah, just go home. You can't sit Just go home. I should have yeah. Yeah great. Otherwise Do you guys bar hop or you stay one bar you said one which was nice I didn't want to hop around That's smart. Did you go out Danny? Only for a little I wasn't feeling it Yeah You need to have at least a table or no line right or like a bare minimum Establish your own corner at a bar or no a bartender right yeah, so we did last year. What's the ideal st. Patrick's?

day day I mean in Chicago are you on the water? They do the you want to be on the water for the river thing We used to always go with Miller Lite and that was great because you have somewhere to be Beers easy easily accessible on the boat But now yeah I think it would be knowing someone who's a bartender at a bar who can get you in as long as you don't have to wait 45 minutes in a line and also it's not butts to nuts. Yeah, yeah, totally fine. You are people bar hopping or you find your spot

I think it's too much of a risk to leave a bar Yeah, I have like somewhat of a corner even house party to house party I'm a good house party, especially if it's nice out you get outdoor space like yeah top. That's those are my favorite I've had her same memories. I was telling Kyle because he told me that he had a But bar crawl tickets that he didn't end up using but that's another sham because you don't realize you're waiting in line At these bars with the 50 100 other people who also bought it's all line. Yeah, yeah, you just Yeah, just standing in line the whole time you bought bar crawl tickets just in case I didn't know if I had to like Wait in too long of a line. I want it easy access, but yeah, the key is to just be 24 years old

That's the biggest key. Yeah, and just have a vigor for life and being drunk and crowded. Be with four guys, five girls. You show up so hammered that you're not even mad that you're waiting in line. I did noon to four and I had five high nudes. Rocked.

That's pretty, Kate, you go out? No, but we had a play around party. Oh what? Because it was kind of cold and windy me and the I'm like in the group now Oh, I want to brag that group. I was trying to get into you're in it moms. I'm in it I'm in the group chat do they know who you are not really use the alpha there is an alpha She's like the glue guy the root I don't want to out name her but she comes up with every idea and makes it happen. But so-

Is she foreign? We had jello shots. What? Blah, blah, blah. And there was no one else on the playground, so our kids were fenced in. We gave them a project. We said, decorate your scooters and your bikes for this parade. Here's some tape and some stuff.

So they were busy. So we all got to hang out and like kind of party a little bit. That's awesome. Have you been invited to the second group chat that talks shit about the leader? Ooh. No. Okay, that's when you're really in. I'm not there yet, but hopefully.

How often is the group chat popping off? Every day. Wow. Every day. And it's the same thing where I feel like I'm like. Throw Stephen Che in there. Can I jump in there? Yeah, throw Che in. I'm also, I'm going to,

the local funeral home director invited one of the moms to invite a bunch of us know a Neckbone dinner no it's at noon. I'm coming what Sunday Never what was the sentence you just said funeral director? Bone dinner that was a mad lib, but you said that like we should fuck That makes it sound like it's a human neck bone. We live we have this funeral home director Hey, they're gonna murder you he came to one of our block parties and got one of the mom numbers And invited wait this funeral directors trying to fuck

Maybe he's hitting on one of the moms all I know is there's a big group of us going to this funeral home for a neck Bone dinner, what's he's gonna kill all of you? It's gonna be your neck bone. Are you having a neck bone dinner at a funeral home? Yeah, yes. And we think he's trying to sell his plots. What? Explain neck bone dinner. That's a basement.

Then there's entertainment. What's the entertainment? And the dinner starts at noon. Yeah, again, start at the beginning. Neck bone dinner. What's a neck bone dinner? I don't know and I don't wanna look it up because I don't wanna know.

But it's Italian. You should wanna know. It's Italian. Italian. Yeah, that is this I'm starting to realize to funeral director. That's got to be a really hard job to pick up chicks. Yeah Yeah, or easy well The wrong chicks they're at it's easy grieving widows, but like I'm saying

to like get a girlfriend or wife being like you got a They don't live in oh no, they throw dick down. I feel like they do live in the funeral halls. Daughter burying her father? Sometimes. This one looks like they live in it. No. I feel like that's common. I think it is common.

What's that movie where Macaulay Culkin dies, he gets stung by the bee. My girl. She lived in the funeral home. His glasses. Can't see without his glasses. Yeah, his glasses. Anyway, so yeah, I had a pretty good time.

Is that why you got the heating pad on today? I started using this 24-7 now. It's the only way I can stay warm and focused during the show. Some kind of autoimmune disease. How was your St. Patrick's Day? We watched ball. We watched ball.

Just a lot of ball. Just ball all day. It kinda dawned on me, I'm way too old to ever do St. Patrick's Day at this point anyway, but it dawned on me this weekend that I'll just, I've never been a St. Patrick's Day guy and I never will be, and that's just like, that's just a sliver of society that I'll just not partake in.

This college basketball is always on. Every Saturday of St. Patrick's Day will always be a massive college basketball game. Correct. And it has been my whole life. And then I was driving home after the games and I just saw everybody out and I was like, yeah, I'll just never. Never.

I'll just miss that. I'll just miss that whole boat. It used to be for me, I would go out and I would just lose so much money the drunker I got. So I just. You would misplace it or? No, I'd just be betting everything. Oh yeah, I was doing that.

Oh, game's on. Oh, yeah. Yeah, oh games on oh, okay Yeah, we're not just we're married to the game. Yeah, this must be how LeBron James feels about Christmas Day, you know, yeah That's true. We just don't get that holiday. Yeah Rhyan and Brandon, how was that card show? Excellent it was one of the better ones. I went up to I went Friday night Oh, I went Friday from 330 like 7. I went Sunday. I spent $300 it wasn't that bad, but I could have spent for a thousand it was a rosemont I think that we went to that's the national that is coming back this year. This was just a Chicago like regional Oh, they only had like one one building open, but it was it was Chevy Chase was there signing saucer sleds

Yeah, whoa did you get a no I got a picture of Kate's Yeah, I wanted to uh demar hamlin was there and I wanted him to sign a game of life for me But didn't know the time what you're doing Sunday, too. Oh no way. Yeah, yeah, you me within 15 minutes for each other. I thought I wasn't gonna tell you I thought you'd run into each other No, yeah, I bought that that wait so did they prank you my hall and I also got like a animal card Wait, so is that card bad no? It's a Pokemon card. That's it's a misprint oh And I won't say how much it was. Wow. I bought a Caddyshack poster signed by Chevy Chase. Nice. That's pretty cool. And oh I got you I got Steve

Alford poster. Oh yeah. You don't have wall space left. I'm out of walls yeah I'm out of the garage now. You got ceiling? Might go ceiling. I might take a I might size down your TV. I might take Tommy's room. Yeah Get your smaller TV Tommy's room is on the table. You are just a bite and figured out later guy, correct Yeah, I have I I I mostly have piles now. I have I have a picture I spent $500 for a couple weeks ago and I what was it's not the Hank Aaron sign thing look that Crazy Brandon that whole wall is just piles. Oh, this is your home. Why don't we put some of this stuff up in the office? Why don't you? I am going to bring some to Mostly, I think. But that's also a small studio. Why don't you put it in like a little storefront?

So I think I am, I think I figured it out. However much money I'm making, however long I'm at Barstool, my retirement plan is just to open my own shop in Mississippi. That's exactly what's gonna happen. But I'll be stuck with all Chicago stuff because that's about all you can buy up here, Chicago and Green Bay and all that stuff. What about, there's gonna be wall space when you buy the house next door from mama.

She told you about that? Yep. Oh, fuck yes. Yeah. Mama came up, mama was on the yak, mama saw her grandkids, and mama wants to move up here. Missing a big part of that. Mama wants to move up here.

Missing a big part of her trip. Two big parts. Again, you denied this entirely until we watched the tape. Now you're bragging about it incessantly. But you denied it at first. You said, let's watch the tape. He denied motorboating her, and it was revealed she motorboated him.

I also came to the realization last night in the Bracket Reveal show, Brandon and I are Eskimo bros. That's right. Oh wow, yeah, were you breastfed? Yeah. Big boy like you has been. Yeah.

We've both been there, done that. Wow. I don't like that. Eskimo bros. That means you're also Eskimo bros with my sister. Yes. I'm not fist bumping that. Why would I fist bump that?

Because, dude, Eskimo bros, that's fucking bad ass. Two of us, two guys like us. Me and Steve. Been with the same woman. You and Steve are? Yeah. Me and Steve been with the same woman you and Steve are yeah Be funny

Mom moving up would be great for the family reality show. Oh, that's right. Yeah, I got to okay. Yeah That's where you're yeah, and they're oh my god. Yep So she's gonna move. That's awesome. No, I didn't say she's gonna move. I said she wants to move Let's get it done. That's not cheap. That's a lot. She wants a house right next to mine Is bigger than yours no, but I I'm just looking for maybe I can rent a place for a year and see if she likes it Something like that No, nothing. Mm-hmm Will it be on the water? I don't know. I'm not I'm not no no no Wondering if she would get a motorboat

She's gonna move up here and start dating Eddie I bet Yes, yeah, White Sox Dave. Oh, yeah, Eddie would be fine. Yeah, definitely. Yeah, White Sox Dave would be a problem. Yeah, yeah Yeah, he couldn't handle it Guys I couldn't handle it he can What's the worst combo of People a parcel to date your mom and sister at the same time. Oh wow, yeah. White Sox, Dave, and...

Smokes. Smokes. Smokes is out of the name in some way. White Sox, Dave, dating both, and they're both, they're all cool with it. Polyamorous couple. Ugh. Would you actually... Would you rather Dave be able to handle it or not?

Probably you'd rather be able to handle it. Would you be offended? Like, what would you? What would you do? That's a paradox. What actually would you do? What would you do if your mom was like, I met a great? You want him to fuck her right or not?

What would you do if your mom was like, I met a great southern man and then it was Mincy? Oh. That's fucked up. She says more offensive stuff about Mincy than I do. I know she does. OK. But you always tease

the ones you want. You trying to decide? I I just something else pass. Okay. All right. You get one chicken. That was it. What I don't know. My mom's if my mom moves up here, she's not fucking someone from Barstool. So you're taking away her free will. I'm guaranteeing that you're guaranteeing it. I'm guaranteeing that. You're guaranteeing it. I'm guaranteeing that. Just going to make. My contract is technically up at the end of the year.

One day where you don't work here. Oh. Sign a one day deal with the streets. Yeah. That's a business to do. I do have a video if you want to pass on this topic I have a video for Stephen Che That I sent TJ that I so this popped in my head We on Sunday night. Let's get you giggling

What Chase face when you said I got something for Che and it's just his quizzical look like me So we we had a the yak competing the dozen on something for Che and it's just his quizzical look was like, who me? Who me? Yay! So we had the Yak competing the dozen on last week, aired last night. We are technically, spoiler alert if you haven't watched, I'm gonna say a spoiler, we are, people are accusing us of being Blutman merchants because we have now beaten Liam Blutman on when he's been representing three separate teams. Wow. Three and oh against.

Yeah, that's a little. We just dominate them every time. We've done it twice this year. Were we two of our? I think both of our wins are just against Blutman. Wow. Yeah. Blutman merchants.

Blutman merchants. But there's a question and then it was like Joseph, Joseph Gordon Levitt. And I was like, oh, that's the guy who hit on your wife, Stephen. And they were like, no, it was Justin Long. And then I happened to see Jerry O'Connell with Justin Long, so I told him the story, and Jerry, as Jerry does, then immediately sent me a video. I think it got lost in translation.

I watched the video for a second before I came on, but we can watch it right now. Oh, yes. Hey, big cat, what's up? I'm here with Justin Long. Hey, big cat, what's up? I'm here with Justin Long. Hey, big cat, what's up? I'm here with Justin Long. Yeah, Justin, this is big cat. Big cat, this is Justin.

Hey, big cat, nice to meet you. So Chia has a story that he hit on Justin's wife. Chia, take that line. Oh, no. What's this Chia guy like? And I was like. I didn't say that. I did not say that.

You don't got to worry, bro. I was like, you don't got to worry. Yeah, that's exactly what you said. I'll sum it up for you. he's a Bucs man. Whatever. Whatever. Chia, no one remembers what Chia's talking about. I was just curious about the story.

Chia, by the way, I get it. This isn't Chia, this is Big Cat. We're not sending a message to Chia. No, Big Cat is a good person. Well Big Cat, I'm a little... You can say hi to PFT. PFT. What's up, who's PFT. Another guy. Pro football talk.

Hey guys. We're big jocks over here. Chia, keep his wife's name out of your... I think that got lost in translation. Jerry's the best. Yeah, clear that up it wasn't memorable he just Stare at her pussy right yeah You say that that's what you said he did he was staring at her pussy I think that's what you said he did say that now that I remember Wow

What did you say where did he look? We'd he was at Wow. What did you say? Where did he look? He was at, he was on Bond Street in New York. We were going to a bed store on that street. After brunch. Cause the last time you said Broom Street. I'm pretty sure it was Bond Street. Yeah. Either or, it was some place with a cobbled street in New York

There's a mattress store on that street. He was at brunch with what's the guy from Vice Principals Duncan something? Actor very good actor whatever Michael Clark No He's in Richard's Joggins Duncan she Whatever he barely breathing he um he was at brunch with that guy and Justin Long No, um, he's in Richard's Gemsons too. Walter Goggins? Duncan Sheehan? Whatever. Was he barely breathing?

He um, he was at brunch with that guy and Justin Long. I was like, oh that's that guy from Vice Principals, he's hilarious. And then went in, my wife was first, and Justin Long turned around and then just checked on my wife as she went in. But like, he was 20 feet away. Yeah I fucked her. I think you said he looked at her pussy. He did say that.

He stared directly into her pussy. I, I fucked her. I think you said he looked at her person. Yeah, you did say that they're directly into her pussy I Kind of want to find this we searched the database for my wife's pussy Surely we couldn't have talked about that in any other That's a one-timer for us we got to get Justin Long on at some point. 200? Oh my god. 200 off of wife pussy. It's so embarrassing. That's really embarrassing. That's a healthy chunk. 200?

200 occurrences of wife pussy. That is so many episodes. So many episodes. God damn it. That's a year's worth of both. That's more than... Did an entire anthology. 181 of Justin Long. Holy shit. Damn. I Did an entire anthology

181 of Justin Long Holy shit We're a Justin Long wife pussy podcast Two pillars of this show It really is Years worth of episodes have wife pussy Who's Justin Long wife anyway? You checked her out?

Now I think you might have I don't recall Let's look you might have. I don't recall Let's look at who she is They're also sitting down so I couldn't. Hmm. Yeah, you couldn't check the pussy Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Kate Bosworth?

He's got Kate Bosworth? God damn it! I know that. What a stud! What's that surfing movie? I love that movie Deep Blue or something. I liked her in the Warriors way. I liked her in Winning the Date with Tad Hamilton. Yeah, she was a sweet West Virginia girl. Oh, this is new. Wow.

Jay, any thoughts on Kate Bosworth? I'm going to be honest, I'm not wildly familiar with her stuff. Jesus Christ, man. I think she has two different colored eyes How do you watch so many movies and you don't know any of them? Are you to be honest? I usually don't know about the movie until like a couple days before I see it or then you Watch you watch it that that familiarizes you with it. They get you hella acquainted. Yeah Want to date with Tad Hamilton nothing? I've never seen it Superman Superman What was one was it Superman returns? Oh, I don't know she was Lois Lane wasn't she I just know from the Warriors Are you the worst movie reviewer out there? I? Don't I don't know a lot about how I like to go see movies and I like to popcorn

He's a popcorn reviewer on the popcorn beat a Saturday 1045 black bag very good movie date movie How was no way was it 1045 a.m. Yes, you saw a date movie I didn't know it was going to be a great date movie at the time. So you don't know What what happens after when you're like, oh shit, that was a date movie It's say it's noon a lot of times before I go to a movie I find out that I'll have two to three hours free in which case I go on fan day and go see what's playing and then I go see something. Have you ever gone to a movie blind without knowing? No. No. Absolutely not. I have a video. I didn't know. Gotta make sure I like it. Wait did you go by yourself? Yes. Oh it was a date movie by

yourself? I didn't know it was going to be a great date movie when I saw it. So are you gonna go back with your wife? I might it was it was a very good movie Interesting black bag a 1045 a.m. Just so you care less about the movie and more about the the Convenience of the showtime right yes in general. That's a crazy time to go to a movie I like that time to go to really 1045 a.m. On a Saturday come out of the movie And that's the noon sun just hits you right in the face. Yeah Already full bag of popcorn deep where there are no theater yes there were they on a date no there was a group of what I assumed to be mentally challenged people Oh, there was why did you make that assumption?

Okay, and there were maybe Best part is they probably assume the same thing about yeah, yeah, you guys have a handshake the dueling assumption Che what made you assume that? they were with a Chaperone yes there with a shot and they were they took to a date they were they were a dog age older than me Did you like accidentally like start holding on to the rope where they all walk? Counting no I did go to new theater, and they there was like a automated the keypad buy the ticket from the kiosk and

They were kind of jamming that up And they had a chaperone, how did you know it was a chaperone? Were there any were there any physical tells? They're jamming it up. K2 the sound effect. No. Keep it quiet. There were no merps?

Any merps or derps? Definitely some merps or derps. Lovely bunch. They probably enjoyed the movie, I think. Oh my god. I never heard of that movie me either I don't know move it wasn't marketed very well I don't think but I'd seen a couple trailers and I knew it came out roughly around last weekend so if a movie is opening that weekend and I have time I'll try and see

the latest what is it about black bag so did you see the movie knives out? I think it's yes similar to that, but with a spy feel oh I actually might see it now hmm highly recommend Jeff D. Low called the best movie 2025 so far whoa holy shit I'll take it. Oh, I promise D. Low said that yeah, I give it an 8-8 climber I think was pretty high on it as well All right, you guys watching the traders now. I heard it's. Oh, I heard it's good. I highly recommend it. I watched it. Yeah.

It's like, it's pretty much Werewolf. Yeah. Yeah. I just don't have, yeah. I should watch it. You should, yeah. Yeah. How many seasons are there?

Three. Shit. This current one has like a star-studded cast. Is it every season new? Can I pick up on season three? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, OK.

I would start with season three. Yeah. Star-studded? Who's in it? Can I pick up on season 3? Oh yeah. Oh, okay. I would start with season 3. Yeah. Star Studies? Who's in it? Oh, there's like a reality TV stars. Zach Efron's brother. Oh, I'm friends with him. Boston Robb.

Yeah? That's the one who got us hooked up with Zach Efron. Dylan? Dylan, that's a good person to get you hooked up with Zach Efron. Yeah. Nikki Bella. A lot of like the Howl's Wives, but I don't know. Oh, which ones which one people Dolores

Tom Sandoval from Vanderpump whoa yeah, he's funny. He's very funny. There's big brother people on it. I Think I found the Justin long Boston Rob seems like oh that matters He I never said I knew that guy, but he's the biggest guy. They keep introducing him like he's a heavy hitter. Yeah. Two, right? He's from so many seasons. Yeah. Played like five times.

You found the Justin Long clip? Trying to get him to slowly. Where's he going? Where's he going now? He's following Jeff D'Lo. Oh, he's saying hi to Kelly. She's a child also. OK, here we go.

At? Oh, he looks so nice. You can tell he's a great guy. You can. What's the child also. Okay, here we go. Hats? Oh, he looks so nice. You can tell he's a great guy. You can. What's the income threshold? Oh, there he is. No.

Bummer jackets every day. Oh, he was in the office. Connecticut, wow. Likeable place looking actor. Yeah, he is likeable. Thick eyebrows and a friendly smile. That's right. I don't remember this at all.

I don't think his eyebrows are that thick. I have thick eyebrows. He's 44. Oh, you went up to him? Jay? Accepted. No way. Yes, he's an actor. I was there eyebrows 44 oh you went up to a chair no way I don't know that was the South Park we did get to kiss Blake

Lively shit your Eskimo bros with him Nick that's a red two degrees he fucked Heigl oh yeah, yeah, that's right Forgot about me doing that and lively sure at one point. Yeah, I actually encountered Justin long once in a while Yes, but a great story well nope so we were going to a mattress store In New York City and I was with my wife and he checked out my wife He was saying but I don't know if he knew where to go. I think we're in.

What? Yeah. Let's go. We should get him in here and ask him, be like, hey, remember seeing my wife? You can give the mask to Steven. He can pick one out. What do you mean checked her out?

Hey, did he ring her up at the cash register or like? That's me. Yeah. Hell yeah, B. That's a Dean classic. You both see? Yes. And what was it look like? Can you reenact it? Did you have a look with Justin? Oh, yeah, that's a Dean classy And what was a look like can you reenact a look with Justin

Undeniable, I don't I don't think for whatever reason I was next door I might have been getting out of a cab or something. We were not like we got to get to the bottom of this Had he followed through Stephen Through with a glance, what would your glance, what would you have allowed it? Would you have stood up? No, absolutely. You would have allowed it. So hall pass. No, no, absolutely not.

Oh, this is going to be great. He's just going to be like, hey, dude. Well, give me the context so I can set it up for him when he gets in here. Where was it? What year? What's the Super Finns? I don't think it was Tribeca or Soho.

I forget which one. It was on, I think it was on Bond Street. Okay. It was like 10 years where it's like the cobblestone. What year? What year? He was at brunch with, I think it was, fuck, who's the guy from Vice Principal?

He didn't. No. Or nothing. Or nothing. This is scripted. Oh, this is the worst whenever we do this because we realize we just have the same Over and over for six years. Oh, he's been doing the same conversation

It's verbatim I don't remember a second I don't remember a second That was a big day for change his day today, too. Oh, man Queen Elizabeth died Wow It was a big day for Jay. We just keep how often you think we do that so a lot of times I know sometimes. I don't I feel like I'd never I never every every time I tell a story I'm like the boys are gonna be shocked. Yeah, this is gonna be great. No one's ever heard this So we need to just go through it all just like yeah these These ten people have just been having the same conversation over and over from 12 to 2 every day

We're like a retirement home. It really is Old people with dementia do this Ever tell you the time Justin Long my wife's cooter Walton Goggins in my defense is a very difficult name to remember Well could be named it's Walton Goggins What makes that so hard I never get celebrities right It's pretty damn famous pretty the only reason I knew it is because I finally learned who it was because of white lotus I'm gonna buy some Walton goggles

What you just put those on sale? Oh, yeah? Yeah? I feel like Jeff D. Law always puts him in the mashup, and I never knew who it was unique looking guy Yeah, and now I know who it is Baby great actor he's a very good. Oh, he's so good now. Do you think next time you tell the story? You'll know you'll remember I'm gonna forget one guy's name. Yeah in 45 minutes All right Next time Dory the fish mattress store the guy from boss we at least switch from vice principals to like white lotus now white lotus yeah

All right. He's already gone. Yeah, he's done. So I Was looking Justin long looks remarkably like Zach Lowe All right, no the NBA guy. Yeah, I don't think Zach Lowe's famous enough to look like him is he No All right, no not even not even else he looks like Vladimir Putin Not even close Twitter heavy His faces aren't really your Twitter IV even his old Twitter Abby We need to get Justin Long on at some point and I think Steven the only way we can get

Satisfaction is you got to check out Kate Bosworth. I didn't know there was fucking Kate Bosworth. That's crazy. That's a great one. Wait, I think we already did mention this to him. He came in on a different date. Somebody brought it up. He ran out, because the way we were talking and his people got him out of there.

Yeah, we never had him on. Right, they didn't come out through the main way, they took him through the back way. I think Jerry O'Connell got him in touch with us. We've talked to Justin long no way. I think we have no chance Kate Bosworth was in remember the Titans. Yeah. Yes. She was the the racist girlfriend again worst movie reviewer of all time Did you know that? Yeah, I just told you what character she played. Oh But I'm not a movie reviewer. I've never seen a movie But hey, I'm going in dry of what?

Chase the perfect movie reviewer because he doesn't see them as actors those are are just people. Che, Kate Bosworth, super famous. Very famous. Very. I'm kind of on Che's side. When I watch a movie, I'm not like, oh, that is this person. I need to look this up and identify this person. It probably makes it easier. Yeah, go ahead.

No, it probably makes it easier to watch the movie, right? If you don't like Leonardo DiCaprio's on your screen instead of being like, that's Leonardo DiCaprio, you're just like, who is this guy? I would pinpoint. Guys, he doesn't know what celebrities are. And you're also- When you're a celebrity,

he uses an obscure basketball person. And you're also not a movie reviewer. I don't review movies. He reviews movies for a living. He kinda snuck into that, didn't he? Yeah, he did. And it pisses me off. Yeah, you just kinda dropped that on us one day

that you're a movie reviewer. He's a movie reviewer. I respect it. Well, that's unbiased though, Che, don't have any you don't know who these people are you don't know what they tweeted? Who they're dating you don't know anything about him. It's like the old judge in a book. Yeah, it's movie reviews for idiots That's what you chase I'm looking through her catalog right now. I have not seen very many Kate Bozworth movies at all again You're a bad movie reviewer because you haven't seen a lot of movies I see the big ones usually in the I in theaters

She was in wasn't she in the Superman Returns movie am I making that up? I've never she's in superman returns. That was a huge movie at the time wasn't good What a date with Ted Hamilton you never saw that what a good movie that is she's quite whoa sneaky British. She's British, right? I don't know I thought thinking of Margot Robbie who's some Bosworth just made sure British Australians British is British This was not some British enough that sounds like an Australian name to me. Yeah, I agree the horse whisper sucked me my I hate it. That was one of my most hated movies. I've ever hated She divorced in America. Oh, she has heterochromia iridium. Yeah. Yeah, two different color eyes. Yeah. Whoa, that's a Max Scherzer

It's a big of a name for that She's she very good who Max Scherzer Max Scherzer has husky eyes. Oh same with Bowie David I think well he's dead so he doesn't have eyes. Not Sam. Are they gone? They're Undoubtedly their eyes the first thing to go worms eat him. How long has David Bowie been dead? Ten years now this always fucks me up seven and a half years. I would look at the cheeks. I'd guess yeah six years I'm gonna say say I'm gonna go 11 whoa I don't but it's I'm always so off I can never get this right I always say five five but he's been dead a while I know it's in the Google era yeah what you mean it might be like oh it's while Google

existed that's I'm seeing it on Google. Well, that's from like 95 You did see it on your right about that. I'm hedging Google era Playing it safe when he died TJ David Bowie 2016 Looks dead there They've really rocked always got his own death of David was there something notable about that? He's got his own death of David is there something notable about that he's got his own Wikipedia page for Bowie oh

That's what got Rebecca. Yeah He's one of those guys that he did he lived life. Yeah He did everything he was in every single orifice that you can imagine guys and girls Yeah, see one of those cum in the stomach guys? Was kind of a Nazi for a couple years. That's right. Yeah. Just a phase.

He had a phase. What? Had a year or two where all he ate was cocaine and whole milk. That's cool. Interesting. Good balance. Yeah. He was like, they literally had to feed him like a baby.

Have you ever seen a David Bowie movie che? He doesn't know that this have to have I know David Bowie Oh, there's a big one from our childhood that love it gets deep in your brain because it's so fucking weird, but it's great Is don't know yeah, Jim Henson evil fascism for him Damn, because remember he would do like different like he did Ziggy Stardust Mm-hmm, and then what was this one called? Was one of the first he said Bowie claimed Adolf Hitler was one of the first rock stars Wow He what was the name of this character that he did I

What was the name of this character that he did I? Can't remember Ziggy Stardust no the fascist one the Duke I believe oh, I have no idea He called himself the Duke That's interesting The thin white Duke there it is Yeah, was the persona and character dog, yeah Yeah, was the persona and character. Yeah Oh, he did that thing that who's that country singer? He had his Yeah, Chris, what was his name?

Yeah, the thin white Duke became controversial figure due to ostensibly pro-fascist statements made by but again that was just character, right? It wasn't David Bowie. That was a thin white Duke. Can we do that? I think he did I think that's what he was able to do and we do it great characters to say whatever we want to say sure he did it wrong you start I don't think thin white Brandon's damn that was cat okay yeah see yeah did you ever go by cat no Katie is what I went for you went it didn't stick I was Katie my whole life till I started here and now my cousins like oh, you're just Kate No, are you still Katie to like your family? Yeah How do you like Katie with the live? How did that switch happen? I felt like just one syllable was easier for the blog, okay? Okay, that doesn't make any goddamn sense. Katie's tough.

It's like reinventing myself. I chopped off the wine. That would have been a mouthful. Having to say all that. Barstool Katie. Yeah, it doesn't rank, right? It's fine. Barstool Katie.

Katie's a little girl's name. Yeah, Katie. It's time to grow up. So I chopped it off. I had a basset hound named Katie. No way. Yeah, she lived a good good probably nine or 10 years. Nice.

She died of natural causes, not by school bust or forehead. Oh, that's great. School bust or the forehead. It was the forehead? Yeah. They're right in the head. He saw it coming? Yeah, he turned like that.

His little ears were flopping. Or head went first. What was that? Did you have a nickname, Brandon? No. What? What are you doing? No, I don't, I don't. What? What are you doing?

No, I'm just curious. Nah. Oh, hmm. Sounds like there was something. Yeah, I had really big ears. What, Dumbo? Dumbo. Just say it, just say if you know it.

I don't know it. Well, you just said it. Dumbo? I didn't know it. Do you think it was Dumbo because of the ears or because you're dumb? It was the ears. But it could've.

I was quite sharp as a youth. You graduated with like a 1.3. Oh yeah. All your interests in one place. You were a stud. We bleached our hair for senior pictures, and I was the only one that did it. So you didn't.

We didn't. There was no we there was no way Yeah, I did who tried to lead that charge there was a group of us And they all just didn't do it and I did it. It's fine. Did they trick you or did they just back out? It all accomplished the same thing the teachers call you Dumbo no no no like was it like friendly when people call you No, it was it was very derogatory. It was making fun of my large ears. And again, when I was skinny, getting fat was the best thing for me.

Because when I was skinny, the ears protruded. I'm tired of the fat narrative. You're not fat. No, you're not. See, look at the ears under that hair. Good. Look at your jawbone. That's a handsome guy.

Yeah, no, that was, I got no bitches. That's a thin white duke. Yeah. I got no bit. That's a thin white duke. Yeah, I got no bitches whatsoever You could you that's also a very high fashion model. That's also the Monday night We're all taping so there were no bitches to get that's if you hadn't had the bowl cut I mean you did your hair right you're one of the most handsome guys in this screen grab yes agreed I don't doubt that yeah, and it's a lot bigger. Are you alone? Oh, I'm with Scott Brent's right there my fat, but one oh the fat guy yeah, wait a minute no Hold on he'll kill you

Mississippi boy Yeah, we would February 15th second Scott Scott II don't do it. He'll get you. They'll get you That might be him now. Oh. No, it's not him. No. Who is it? Potential spam. So my spam delivery. You want to do the game time ad read, Brandon? You're really good at these. The best part of college basketball is here. We know you're as excited as we are to watch some big upsets throughout the tournament. While we're streaming in the cave you can get out to see the action in person with Game Time, the official ticketing partner of Barstool Sports. Game Time makes getting tickets faster and easier.

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I know you're all devastated. Oh, it's starting this week. No, it's not. Oh, I love it. So today we're going over a couple more things. We're doing like a quick review of the top. There's four. We had two guys, we'll get into it, that cannot make it.

Those baseball playing pieces of shit ain't coming well it is spring spring but and then tomorrow they'll actually be here so we got a solid little group coming so we have a speed dating thing planned for tomorrow but today we have living rooms bathrooms refrigerators dateators, date outfit, and their dream date with Mackenzie. So we can go over all that. Oh, I bet this date's going to be crazy, like going to a dive bar or something. I just want to dive bar a few icy cold ones. But we're not knocking anybody out today. We're just, we're reviewing, we're really

observing, getting a better feel. So when they're here tomorrow, we're refreshed. We know who we're dealing with. Is she coming in for this or are we just doing our thing? She's coming in. Oh yeah. She's coming in for this. So is she ready? You want me to text her? Yeah.

I think she's doing macro, but she said she could come in. I left my phone in the bathroom. What? You're texting with the left one? Wait, whoa. Your phone's still in the bathroom? Yes. Just go get it.

What the fuck? And it's been in there for the last hour? Yeah. Okay, go get your phone. You just walked away from your phone in the bathroom all the time Is it in a stall or is it on the on the? What do you call it? It's on it's in the bathroom over there that we use as storage So it's on one of those like wait which probably on one of the fucking tampon dispenser you use that bathroom

Yeah, that's that's a boys secondary bathroom. That's our gals. Oh, that's my shit bathroom. Oh, it's our shit. That's your shit. Oh, yeah I only peed it's close. Yeah, but I yeah, it's great. Oh, no one's ever in there. That is smart. Very empty That's my secondary pee bathroom when we go back there and you go in there. I always run across that's my primary shit bathroom Mm-hmm. Well, it's a good choice because we have like an unspoken rule here amongst the women if you go in there and there's Another woman in there. You just turn around and leave. I didn't know that rule. How many times do you think it's been a woman who's walked in and it's been me? Probably every single one of us has.

Every single one of us. Oh, that's great. So I'll never have to actually see another person in there. Oh, because the rule is if somebody else is in there, turn around. But now I'm definitely going to use it. I'm going to go use it right after. Because I only use it when I open the door and if the lights are off I use it right if the light but if the lights are on you immediately turn back around

I Got handicapped stall though, but by all means sure there is always a dude shitting here at all I mean sure there is always a dude shitting here at all There's dudes I don't understand it there's dudes who come in and they will take the stall next to you Yep, like what the hell is that shameless? It's crazy That's happened to me like five times in the last month where I'm in the handicapped So in the Wilcomton Museum and some dude will walk in and just sit right next to me. It's always a tech guy. It's always a tech guy. It is the tech guys.

Tech guys are always married and always, like, shamelessly shitting. Yeah. God damn it. Maybe that's a way of, like, owning the poop. Like, hey, I know you know I'm in here pooping. I'm gonna own it. So I'm gonna be next to you so you, like, not trying to hide it. No, it's savage behavior.

Savage behavior. It's a little crazy. Hi're just shameless. Savage behavior. Savage behavior. It's a little crazy. Hi Mackenzie, you walked into a great conversation. There is so much flour on this head, on this head. Dude, by the way, I had to take a shower afternoon on Friday, because I was so floured up. I was picking it out of like my, it was like on my chest. Made my skin real dry.

Created like a dough in my eyes. You had dough in your eyes. I think so. Which is like a dough in my eyes. You had dough in your eyes. I think so. Yeah, which is gross. Little pepperoni rolls. Yeah. By the way, before we do this, DraftKings, the great rewards hunt is on,

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the Mackenzie dating show. Now are you planning to judge or just observe because they're already coming in? Um, probably. That's an eyeball. Yeah. Yeah. I heart Mackenzie. Yes. Which one of these men will say I love Mackenzie by the time this is over with first up on the next slide Rest in peace big butter and Chandler B the baseball They

They had spring training. I guess they're still trying and I guess Baseball and their agents they I got emails from both of them saying our agents are saying no So I said if you guys have any other thoughts you want to send send it my way So I'm on the lookout for that in case. But there you have it. Baseball is more important than finding love. Bad priorities. I know.

So here we go. We're going to start out with the Golden Buzzer. And we haven't gotten background on him yet. So here's some quick background. This is DJ Decadence. This is KB's Golden Buzzer. OK. About me, Blue collar very hard worker

was once called pretty by Brandon Walker. When did I see him? DJ Decadence. I don't know, we'll have to ask. He's a two way spooner, he can play both big and little. That's, no. He's versatile. Did a shoey with Brody Jenner?

Wait, what, what, what, what, what's no there? I don't, you can't be a two way spooner, you gotta be bigger, look. I love being spooned. I love being spooned. I don't get often, but it's the best Doesn't happen all feeling of the Mons pubis on your back. Oh, yeah Yeah, you're tramp stamp Don't like getting spooned who's spooning me you I mean again

It doesn't happen often, but you could every now and then be like just spoon me but to whom your wife held No, no, but there's a thunderstorm. No, I'm the office wheel. Yeah Brandon there's why I spend I need to be three guys here that are big enough to spoon me We should have big enough. You know, it's not about size not about eyes eyes by time but spoon by a tiny person Yes, we should spoon the fuck out of you, I think you would I learned something about yourself Brandon Are you getting on the ground? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Good good good good good You might just turn super nice and pleasant after this. That's what you needed your whole life Yeah, maybe it's just a little we should tell

Yeah, like quigs no no boners. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, you're gonna have to give him a minute then Don't you want to be held? Yeah Don't you want to be held? I mean it feels nice but I'm fine. I just think I'm too big. You're not too big. This is reminding me of one of the most awkward PMT things we ever did when we brought in a professional cuddler and watched the woman cuddle Jake. Oh my god. Did he cum? Quigs, sure you have no questions?

Right to it. Get right to it. right to it all right? Oh, hey, whenever you're ready. Oh, no You know why you're here. Oh You got a spoon Brandon. He's never been spooned You probably guess that yeah, you got wields no boners You swear to God? I love the quakes are just like there were no real questions. Yeah

Pack it up on him It's not a matter of size great, isn't that good Isn't that good Brandon? All right good What Brandon it's not fair we said no bonus for quakes I said it doesn't happen often so what being spooned is good is a good feeling. What's the last time you got spooned? I'm gonna get spooned tonight. I have to ask. Yeah, you have to ask.

You don't get it. All right. Randomly. Everyone who's coupled up, your job is to get spooned. I will get spooned tonight. Okay, yeah. Good God, yeah. Yeah.

I'm looking forward to it. Kyle, you're gonna get spooned? I feel like I automatically do. Oh! I always just saw it as me facing away from her. Beef you're gonna get spooned. I feel like I automatically do Me facing away from her Like and lay look at my my sights mine Your phone

Well there Mackenzie you get the best of both worlds of this guy Spoon or spoon him if you want he's open to it. He did a shoeie with Brody Jenner once Okay, is a dog named Ozzy big animal lover will always point out a booger in the nose or lipstick on teeth That's huge. You want huge. I don't know if I want that no imagine going home. You have a rugelah. Yeah You need that guy your rinse is bliss. I always want to know if I have bad breath if I do someone should tell me. You do. Related to Julius Caesar. How? I don't know. No. Number seven? There's no way. He touched. Why did he put numbers and bullet points? That's a big point. A great point. Red flag. Red flag. Very aesthetically pleasing. He touched his toes last March for the first time in a decade.

Oh, I think Kate made this. I swear to God I didn't. Same birthday as SpongeBob. Whoa. Once called a legend by Antonio Brown. Oh. Okay, looks good in beanies, loves to dance, he has rhythm. That's a plus.

He knows that the, this is the next slide here, knows DJing is a red flag, but he's saying he's not like your average DJ. They all say. He's more of a producer. Blue collar. Okay. He's a blue collar DJ.

Not the Sammy Adams. He has been featured on rapper albums, like MGK, so he's more of a musical production beat maker first, if that helps his case, okay? He knows there was a lack of baseball in his profile, but he's willing to he can change that if you help him out Blue-collar job he works at his dad's mechanic garage and full service station that they've owned for 55 years cool. That's the guy I Guess so I guess that's Maybe threw that in there from whatever but that is him up there with MGK on the top there

He'll try his best not to let Kyle down. Wait is that him on the top it looks like yes I thought that was Sammy Adams There you have it and this is his living room Nothing crazy Watching this one candle I got they're really locked into that show is that him sitting there? That's it Oh, that's a pretty guys living room. Pretty basic. One candle. They're really locked into that show. Is that him sitting there? That's him. He put himself in every photo.

So, very basic. Is that an air purifier? It looks like it. That is such a guys decorated living room. It's not. No, I'm thinking like, look at the fucking thing the TV's on. None of it matches. Every needs it's like their flag his parents were getting rid of it. Yeah, I love that Yeah, there's I love that. That's a guy. That's the furthest thing from cozy

His fridge not much better we don't really see in the fridge We mean We don't really see in the fridge. Wait, in the front? We see that he's got it. What do you mean? It's kind of tough to see. Oh, yes. All right, zoom in. That's like a garage fridge. Why is it inside? I like the water bottles just sitting fully packed.

That's a nice touch. Yep. What is he hiding? Eggs. Looks like eggs and some jams. Brita filter. Is it filled? Is the brita filled?

No, half, optimism. He's got eggs and condiments in there. That's it. That's exactly what he needs. eggs and condiments. That's it Guy you get a blank slate here, but yeah, that's true up next his bathroom OB has a big fucking log in the You'll see here he's sitting on the toilet 100% odd toilet to sink angle, am I right? Very.

That's kind of an odd, but I like his marble, his faux marble shower curtain. It's very fancy, okay. Out of 3,000 some guys, this guy is. This dude rocks. And he sent me not one, but two date outfits for you. Oh great. Oh.

There you go. Two date outfits. He's wearing them both. If this guy was just sitting back there, I would definitely work here. Yeah. Why are his legs so long in the first one? You're right, very long legs. I think it's the angle of the pose. What do you think about his style?

I think it's good, like basic. Like the nothing crazy, but basic is good I's good, like basic, like nothing crazy, but basic is good I'd say. Very basic, his ideal date, a day out in Newport, Rhode Island. You'd stroll around the shops in history, take a ride down Ocean Drive, see the mansions, go to the bars with the windows and doors open,

enjoy the day, migrate to one of the fine restaurants or the vineyard where we enjoy great meals and drinks, or go to a speakeasy in Chicago and vibe. Is he live in Rhode Island? I'll be honest. I don't know where he lives. Oh, I guess we've checked all the boxes. I did do the paid background check on all of these gentlemen.

Okay, so these are all. Seems like you missed. Yeah, no you didn't. Wouldn't that be part of the background? It would be, but off the top of my head I'm guessing you know, that's not even back I don't know he wasn't part of it. So I don't know if we know yeah, we know exactly Yeah, true. He was the golden buzzer, but I have to guess he's in Newport. Okay, but he's traveling he will be here tomorrow He's very excited and we have remember he made the song for the access. This is a fun guy. We're talking. I like him

He's very much a solid guy He's not like your regular DJ. No, that's like I like the most right. He's more of a producer Yeah, music producer up next you think DJs like they all say that I'm not like your regular DJ and then the minute they come they're like I'm exactly like every other DJ. Gotcha. Gotcha again. Hit the Diplo. I did have people hit me up from Barstool to link me up with the other DJ, DJ Steffen,

so they could get into recess this weekend. That did pay off. I don't know if they got in or not, I'll have to check. But shout out to the other DJ. DJ Steffen. I don't remember if it was our Ste not, I'll have to check. But shout out to the other DJ. DJ Stephen. DJ Stephen. Imagine if it was our Stephen. He just remixes his size.

He's the funniest guy ever. Every weekend he's just rolling on X. A real apathetic grumpy DJ. I would love to walk into a club and just see Stephen with a pacifier in his mouth. That would be nice. That's why he's so grumpy on Mondays. He's always calm down. Yeah, he's just violently hungover, withdrawal from ecstasy.

Yeah, no dopamine left. Okay. All right, up next. You may remember him as the Doberman. The whole. It's Brad. The Doberman. The Doberman. The Doberman.

From Chicago. I just included these old slides Doberman. The Doberman. From Chicago. I just included these old slides so we remember who he is. Brad ends six foot attorney, hello. Hello. He's here in Chicago. Prize possession, the Matthew Stafford lion's jersey. He can do the pin drop dance at the weddings. He golfs here and there.

Wait, do we have the limbo guy coming in? Oh yeah. Oh, fuck yes! guy coming? Oh, yeah So we might have to do a pin drop first limbo off here is his bathroom I hate those very round toilets. I think the paper rolls too high too whoa it's a pretty high roll Yeah, and that's yeah, you got to go across body. Yeah, that's a great shade of gray for the towels Also, only one light bulb remaining above his But Chicago apartments, you know you never know right. Right. Up next, the living room. And again, a lot of guys, guys.

Yeah. That's a great one. Yeah. He's got his office in Maryland. I love this. Diplomas. A couple stains. Yeah, a couple, yeah.

Ooh. That's too much. Yeah. The carpet's a little tough. I like this. He's got the diplomas to where he can look at them, too. Yeah. Because maybe he works from home, I don't know. He's pin dropping diplomas to where he can look at them too. Yeah. Because maybe he works from home.

I don't know. He's pin dropping on that carpet. He's got a Spartans thing going on over there. He needs a bigger TV. That's a crazy small TV. Yeah. But comfy looking couches. No.

No? Oh, yes. I think they are. They look very plush. No, that's a comfy couch. They're very plush. That's a couch, yeah. You could just be violently hung over on. Popcorn ceilings, but who am I to judge? Oh, that's a comfy couch. They're very plush. That's a couch, yeah.

You could just be violently hungover on. Popcorn ceilings, but who am I to judge? Okay, just lying, it's fine. Refrigerator of Brad the Doberman. Basic, basic guy. Stocked though. It's stocked. More stocked.

Yogurt. Lots of milk. So it's clementines. Filters his water. Nothing crazy in here though see with these though you'd like to see expiration dates cuz yeah he's got the rack morning sausage and some bacon sauce so it puff a wild wing sauce so you made a lettuce that hasn't been open for a while busy attorney yogurt busy lawyer guy I'm not

a bad those crescent rolls or biscuits in that can yeah that's a good fridge hasn't been opened for a while. Yogurts. But again, busy attorney. Yogurts, yeah. Busy lawyer guy. Not a bad, those crescent rolls or biscuits in that can. Yeah. That's a good fridge. Solid fridge. A lot of milk. Do you guys drink milk like that? Like a whole gallon, you guys drinkin' milk?

No. Why are you, that was, it sounded like a cue to the tour. I felt like it. I'm too high. I feel like I only started buying milk again once I had kids. I'm a big cereal guy.

Me too, I guess I do cereal, so. Okay, fair enough. Here's his outfit. Fan. Oh. Here's his outfit fan visible John Cena Fancy shoes look at the watch the yeah He's getting dressed up because my idea of a perfect date with Mackenzie start the night nice dinner at a steak house

Talk get to know each other for course course meal, nice bottle of wine. Then off to a comedy show for some laughs and entertainment. After words we'd go for a drink to end the night, we'd talk some more. He said the date would be fun and elegant, where we would really get to know each other and develop a connection. Wow.

That's a good date, that's a hell of a date. This is a man. This guy's classy, he's a man. I like this guy. This is like a real man. He's a boy. No three olives on the sparklers. No so

There we go. What's the motherfucking Doberman? It's the Doberman. Doberman elegant. I just like the word elegant I'm next we have Parker limbo. Oh fuck. I think he's a favorite here. I think it's safe to say Six four two thirty no headboard as maybe we'll see we won't hear His handicapped seven it gets worse every year family favorite people His prized possession the family records his talent the limbo all right, so there he goes. Here's his bathroom Whoa whoa look at the lighting in there. I hate seeing my own pissing penis There's nothing more humbling. Yeah, that's like a spotlight on your penis.

That is just... Literally. And it looks like you can adjust them, so he might have done that. It's like a comedy club end. That is tough. The lighting... Wait, look at how he's taking the photo. Zed.

Very sneaky. Zed. Very sneaky. Good job. If you ever Google like, selling pictures of people selling mirrors, it's so funny. Oh, it's the best. Oh yeah, how do you do it? Toilet paper roll empty? Oh, and trash in the trash can still it looks like, so. That's slow. How much effort and thought we put into it.

It doesn't have the toilet paper roll standing on the back of the toilet like yeah Shit there fucked no toothed fresh holder. We're just raw dog in the sink there with I like the cliffhanger though No trash can liner either But okay guys right now. I think you're gonna like the living room this this turns things around complete opposite of the We got exposed break this is from a rom-com My god you could This is exactly where you find the love of your life. Holy shit McKenzie wait. Let's zoom it. What are the posters? Yeah Like the new girl guys and a girl

Those look like concert. Yeah, yeah, maybe in the next he had a grateful dad for our board on so maybe Wow I want to Mincy would never be a Mackenzie you done good Good Parker that's a room to limbo in there. Oh, yeah Wow That is lighting lighting. That's a place you feel really safe. Yeah. Why'd you say it like that?

Really safe. Now, he did not send his fridge, so it's to do with that while you will, but he did send his outfit in a unique fun way. You can picture what he looks like when he is chilling and sitting in it, I guess. There he is chilling and sitting in it. I guess Parker limbo that's a good outfit Jacket piece that's like the weed commercial where just

He says for his date a glorious summer evening in Chicago You're meeting at Rinalde's in Lincoln Park for a drink but instead of eating you're getting a medium hot honey soap brisetta za, the best to go. You walk that over to the lake for a little picnic with some beverages from the lakefront lounge best used in the city. After wrapping up food and riveting convo we walk back towards the city along the lakefront path this guy thought it out. On the walk tickets to Sofar Sounds show.

It's a live music company that aims to create secret gigs in unique spaces, their words not mine. So you find the location of that secret show. If you're having fun, you keep going out. Cocktail bar like the Lazy Bird or the Sparrow for a nightcap, then he does the limbo, you get the ick and that's the day. Perfect.

There it is. Another good date. This is a good date. The boys are better at describing dates than the girls were. Yes they are. The girls all had the same date. These are good, this is a good date. The boys are better at describing dates than the girls were. Yes they are. The girls all had the same date. These are good, so far so good.

These boys are usually doing that. Yeah, and we're smarter and better. Right. That's what I'm saying. More money and taller. Yeah. All right, and then we're closing it out already with Buffalo Zach.

Buffalo Zach. This is the guy she didn't want. Number one choice. This is the guy. He's got points to prove. As you remember. He remember playing from behind construction manager 511 both legs fully tatted now. I like a baby. Oh try to be aborted Walk with a limp He's the one that can hit the golf ball in the room. Yes, we got you for the rest of our lives. Oh my God.

Walk with a limp. Here we go. A lot of space in this bathroom to hang out. Oh my God, it's huge. Does he have a locker? What is that? What am I looking at? Enormous. This is his bathroom. Oh, that's the drawers.

He included his medicine drawers. High-ass ceiling. That's a big bathroom. Nothing to hide. You'd feel safe in there Go to his chest doesn't it doesn't go all the way. Oh pretty good medicine cabinet. Yep solid line up there. What are his pills? That's a milk I'm gonna be a big son. I'm gonna be a big son. I'm gonna be a big son. I'm gonna be a big son. I'm gonna be a big son. I'm gonna be a big son.

I'm gonna be a big son. I'm gonna be a big son. I'm gonna be a big son. I'm gonna be a big son. I'm gonna be a big son. I'm gonna be a big son. I'm gonna be a big son. I'm gonna be a big son.

I'm gonna be a big son. I'm gonna be a big son. I'm gonna be a big son. I'm gonna be a big son. I'm gonna be a big son. I'm gonna be a big son. I'm gonna be a big son. I'm gonna be a big son.

I'm gonna be a big son. I'm gonna be a big son. I'm gonna be a big son. I'm gonna be a big son. I'm gonna be a big son. Because this man lives in a studio. Love that. Just kidding. I was trying to do that. That's pretty nice. Loft. The Malusak Disgustive.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Loft ceilings. Oh, that's really nice. And he says he manages transmission utility projects in the whole state of New York, so he's on the road 170 days out of the year. So he just needs a place he can crash and keep everything safe so his apartment doesn't have too much thought into it keeps it simple nothing really extra what does that mean transition transmission what'd you say he's a

transmission utility projects guy I don't know what that engineer, I'm picturing power lines, rotary diggers, electricity, transmission. Yeah. His fridge, this is a photo of my fridge when I'm in town for training, usually two to three weeks at a time. He cooks for himself. And then he's booking hotels at the Marriott residence in body armor kitchen, all those body armors, hot sauce. Wow. Okay. Smart with pandering. Oh, fresh meat. Yeah, that's good fridge. That's good friends got a couple strip steaks in there. What's in the top right? What are those?

Eggs in the drawer interesting very interesting Those are some big Imagine the crunch I think that's because he's from Buffalo right so Yeah, probably need celery on death for all the wings Just in case that almond joy almond joys on ice Wow interesting choice Chocolate milk that's fun. Love that got a good mix of sweets Milo's sweet tea You know the brand I mix of sweets Milo's sweet tea You know the brand I do Milo's

Damn, it's alright, and then his date outfit Simple with like a little bit of grunge to him this guy's got an edge like he's His date with Mackenzie he'd like to start the night drinks and dinner and mulberry you're in Buffalo By the way. Great. A restaurant Kyle Williams made popular while playing with the Bills. Mulberry is down to earth restaurant in Lackawanna neighborhood next to a steel plant. From there, you guys are going to a Buffalo Bandits game. It's Buffalo's national lacrosse team and only championship winning team.

Games are a blast. They play music the entire game, high scoring, fights, walking distance to bars afterwards. And then Ballyhoo is a solid choice for its jam infused cocktails and side platters. music the entire game, high scoring, fights, walking distance to bars afterwards, and then Ballyhoo is a solid choice for its jam-infused cocktails and side platters known to be down the street from Helium Comedy Club. That's a fun date. These guys did a really good job. Proud of the boys.

Yeah, these guys did a good job picking your date. I also asked all the guys, like, is there anything else you'd want to include? He said, my mom and I are in our fourth season working as Bill's broadcast booth bartenders and servers. We stay busy, we love having second jobs, so we tandem interviewed, like stepbrothers style. So they went in, him and his mom. Together. Oh, that's so fun.

They work at the Bill's family Halloween and Christmas parties and stadium concerts. They're a great time, hardworking mom, loving buffalo boy, looking for his Haley Steinfeld Wow Yeah That's cool. I like that. I know I like to meet all these boys tomorrow. I know yeah, I'll be here So that's the roundup and good crop of hell. I was yeah, this is solid Yeah, a nice crop of guys. I agree anybody standing out to you anybody any X any

I'm worried about like the talent portion in real life there's a talent for oh that's right yeah they'll just like the limbo and like the dancing and stuff well you don't have to worry about limbo one of them is literally named limbo that's true yeah that's right it's his last professional no no X I liked all the apartments were good the loft was really nice. Well, is it a loft? I don't know, I just made that up. Yeah, no.

You know what I should have done now in hindsight? I should have kept these anonymous so she didn't know who's had a rank. Yeah, that's what we did. I mean, they're already coming in, so. So I kind of figured it doesn't matter. But yeah, these are the guys, this is the roundup, and we'll meet them all tomorrow.

They all seem super nice. So what are we gonna do with limbo boy? We're gonna have him go low as fuck. I'd like to see some dancing. If he doesn't impress us, eliminate it. Is there a way we could get like fake doors in all the hallways so all the doors tomorrow are like super low. Four feet.

Oh, great idea. Yeah, we'll make that happen. Can't even get in. So what do you have planned, Kate? Do you want me to say? No. Nah, surprises. OK.

All right. But yeah, there's five things that you guys will be doing on your speed date. Maybe tell us after, so that way if it goes really well, we can take credit for it. OK. And if it doesn't, we can be like, well, okay, and if it doesn't we can be like well That was Kate's

That's fine by me. Yeah, that's fine by me, but yeah, those are the guys um Chandler B and Big Butter still awaiting if you guys have any last thoughts or you still want to keep your hat in the ring Fuck throw a Hail Mary pass It shows baseball over you McKinney. Yeah, yeah So Let's peek into your future It shows baseball over you McKenzie. Yeah, yeah, yeah that yeah there now so they're out That's peek into your future so true I'm excited to meet the boys Are you nervous? Do you know your fit um I have an idea of it?

I'm nervous. Yeah, I'm excited. I'll switch any of them. No how about on camera Kate. I don't want to step on toes I don't know what the activities are. I would love for you to blind rank them based on scent. Ooh. OK. Consider it added. What if, so you're going to decide a winner tomorrow? I guess.

You're going to be off the market this time tomorrow. I always had a bad idea. What? Say it. If we line them all up at the end and then you antique each one that you're eliminating. That's a really good idea. That's a really good idea. That's a great idea.

I feel like that's how you have to do it. We're doing that, yeah. That's a great idea. Man, what happens to the last two? I have no qualms with that. You tease it, you walk back and forth, back and forth. Right, good idea. Great idea, actually.

All right, so let the guys know they should probably bring their own ideas. I'm gonna go back and forth back and forth Yeah, great idea. So let the guys know they should probably bring some change of clothes They're gonna fall in love or get flower in your face. It's one of the others not a big deal. That's totally fine Raise the stakes a little bit just sitting there being like I hope I don't get this flower it on my face, okay? Raise the stakes a little bit. Just sitting there being like, I hope I don't get this flower thrown in my face. Yeah. Headed to the list. Okay.

A little light antiquing. Yeah. We do it like next, like at any point you can flower somebody. Yeah. Oh, my God. Immediately after limbo. Yeah, you meet them right away.

Have a handful of them. The whole time. All right, that's me, but. Oh, man. I guess I'll have to do it. You have to. No, I'm excited. I'm very excited. I'll be more nervous tomorrow, but.

Are they gonna run the gauntlet? Yeah, they definitely will run the gauntlet. So one of the things was having them throw various sports balls to see if it gives us the ick. Amazing. It was for sure, I think. With the golf swing included, because we gotta see.

Yeah, for sure. We gotta see them hit a driver. Yeah. But uh I like that. Yeah, basically the gauntlet And might throw a couple extra balls in there. I also do just want me to say what the things are no, okay? All right I'm excited. I am too. I am too All right, thanks for Kenzie. All right big day. I'm excited. You right. Thanks, Mackenzie. All right. Thanks, guys. Tomorrow's a big day. I'm excited. You ready to throw some flour?

I know. Yeah, I don't know why I thought that was a bad idea. No, it was kind of... I was just more like, oh, it's kind of mean to him, but... That is your best. Who cares? You give them a... That passes up PMT as your best idea.

Somebody in chat said either flour or flower. So if they... Oh! Yeah! It's a homonym. Way to go, chat! If they get through the round, they get a flour. If not, they get flour. flower or flower so If they get it that's all I get through the round they get a flower if not they get flowers Yeah, she's got one in each hand as she walks towards them. Yeah Tim Westine and shot good. I did good job Tim. I love it. I love it Tim noted Tim writing your name down Mando by the way. Oh, yeah

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Che, did Mincy like black bag? Ha ha ha ha. He was not part of the group we at the show oh, oh yeah, that would make sense so Hmm. He was crushing the math this week unbelievable. I could watch it forever He blatantly ignored me We gotta play that video that combined combined with the Rick's Door Dash. Play, oh. Oh yeah, holding the bag. Locked in.

That was insane. That was crazy because there was not a single other human around and he still. Look at this. And he was like, yeah, I had no idea. And then, yeah, he got to the office and he was the yeah, I had no idea and then yeah, he got to the office and he was the door-dash delivery driver Because they take pictures of them delivering it it was Rick's food right it was Rick's food getting delivered is he here today I

Where is he? I don't know I got showed you I know showed me and I'm not happy about it Oh, yeah, I can deal with it off air Oh, oh or not if he's here is he here can we check the gambling cave? What do you know show you on so is he gone silent since since they got yeah? Chuck is Rick here. He's been tweeting. He's not Yeah, it's why's max got a power stance right now. Yeah, what's your problem max? What's the fuck are you doing? You were just standing in a power stance for no reason there's couches right there. It's like he's bouncing the gambling Looking for one in one out

He no showed last night yeah max where's Rick Yeah, I I asked him two different days even not even I asked him twice But all different days just to like drive home the point that I wanted him on my show to fill out brackets with Tate was Tate join me Regs join me. What are you doing? Yeah, yeah Sit down sit down sit down. I want to know where he's at nice. I wasn't in the cave. Yeah, no, it's fine I wasn't in the cave and then I heard Titus start talking about it and I know that you were a little angry yesterday I mean interested in what you had

I'm like, I don't know how angry to be cuz I don't know if there's like a reason for it He just he just straight up no shit. Like I invited him on Friday. I was like, hey, we're gonna do I was there when he saw Sunday when they released the bracket. I do this on my show every year I fill out the bracket immediately on a live stream. I don't want it to just be me, I want all the college basketball junkies in the office, who which I know you to be. So I invited Tate, I invited Riggs,

and I was like, Rick, there's gonna be a spot on the couch. Do you wanna join me? He goes, it would be an honor. I've been waiting for this call up for a while. Can't wait to do it. Saturday comes around, same thing, where I was like, Rick, you're good for tomorrow or whatever.

Like I-I-I-I- You followed up on Saturday? Maybe it was Thursday, Friday. I followed up on two different days that I brought it up. Uh, he was like, yeah, he's like, this would be fucking awesome. It's a-it's a great opportunity. And then, no text, no call, no show. Oh, so last night I was like, I-I had no idea what happened. And I know Indiana didn't make it. Wait, so he hasn't contacted you?

He still hasn't said anything to me. If I call him right now, are we gonna get- am I gonna get a sad story of like something happen? That's what I'm worried about like you're maybe something that throw in I was tweeting through I was invested mad But I just like I was like man. I thought can we pull up a sweater you could have just texted me I got diarrhea. I can't make it or something was last tweet or was it perhaps a product of parting too hard st. Patrick's Day Where are you? Oh, no What happened last night with Titus's bracket show He invited you on I watched him invite you on you weren't here

What what what he invited you on to be on the show So it's cold alright, okay that makes sense that might be but I asked you to ball that's Cody No, that's a blame a Cody and I would rather blame Cody. Yeah, that's a That's Cody. No, that's a Cody and I would rather blame Cody. Yeah, that's a You think Cody Cody out ranks you on the fucking mark Titus show you think Cody has rank over mark Titus? No, oh god, yes, I see with you. That's the show! Now I get madder.

I can't just yap about you. That's crazy. Hey, you're in the dog house, buddy. He insulted your career just now. I have a job. That was a hell of a choice by Rick to go with right there. I did not think that's where he was. I can't just yap about every one. I was fucking crazy. Unreal. Damn it. I wanted to blame Cody so

bad. He had Cody out to dry too and then he doubled down. And Cody's such an easy guy to put it on. I mean at bare minimum you're text Mark being like I'm clipping instead. I don't. I have a. I can't yap about college bad Now if oh if Indiana made it right I Honestly, I would have been fine if he just texted me He's like I'm not coming in cuz Indiana didn't make it you understand that right now would have been like yeah I'm like I have this no text not a single word from him, and it's that's unsurprisingly I didn't think he was that kind of guy damn Damn. That's all. Man's got a job to do. Yeah.

Damn. Must be more to it. How do you think they got on the internet? Oh, man. Max, you might have to come back. Oh, that was a dickhead approach. I thought he was going to cower away. He's in trouble.

That was a shocking approach. Yeah. I mean, even if you had to clip it, he could still come in. No, I mean, if he if you have to clip it you could still come in no I mean if he doesn't want to yap about ball. He's not allowed to talk about basketball anymore. Nope that is true Yeah, and that's not his job. I'm done. I'm about it. I'm done talking about Indiana coaching search I'm done. I'm done talking ball with him in general. He certainly tweets about ball like yeah Cuz I want him while he's inside these walls. I want him to focus on his job, which is not to yap about ball That's anybody

So about that for this job who said none of us no ball. Oh, I saw that guy sucked Yeah, no what there's some guys like oh, it's so cringy that Barstool starts caring about March Madness like right now in March first of all That's a very American thing to do second of of all, like there are, I think, out of media companies, we have more guys who are obsessed with college basketball than any other media company. I think you're right. I think you're right. Like you, Riggs, Rico, white boy Rick. I watch college ball all year round.

He even said, he was like, some Blutman quote he and said with my 16 and oh And he's like yeah the season starts in November feast week is my favorite fucking week uh-huh How dare he big tea? Yes, we got ball no where's ever a Jack Mack the oh Xavier turkey yeah College basketball extra second week of March he wants to start talking about March madness in September get out of here Hey, Xavier turkey get out of here, man Gatekeeping any sport is so lame College basketball may receive primary sport of like the most most employees here. Yeah, yeah

But now it's football Yeah But now it's football basketball is also the number one sport for casuals to get into one month of the year like Why March man is rocks, but we but we do have people who care about it all year round I Got a special guest for us. Oh, it's not just oh my god The seemingly mentally challenged people They have a bone to pick up the kiosk

TJ do we have jamming up the kiosk? I'm not gonna say a word. I can always see you're hitting in like you're I'm about to be uncomfortable. Yeah, Kate's already got secondhand embarrassment No, I'm I actually love this. This is wonderful shout out Josh our Booker I Don't know who this talked about do the last side read Brandon while we wait factor Don't look Nick I gotta look at the ad. All right. Don't look KD. I have to. It's better as a surprise. Ready to optimize your nutrition this year? Factor has chef made gourmet meals that make eating well easy. They're dietitian approved and ready to heat and eat in two minutes

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It is West Virginia Governor Patrick Morrissey. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Wow! What a get! What a get!

I love this! Hey guys, how you doing? Good! Bad! We were watching your press conference. We stand with you against the National Corrupt Athletic Association. Amen, brother, amen.

So we have two West Virginia natives on this show, including a West Virginia grad. Yeah. So I'll let you guys. I mean, Nick here from Wheeling is very upset about this. So he wanted to say thank you and also maybe some questions of what we can do. Yeah, amen.

Thank you. I'm surprised by this. Yeah. I'm happy that we're doing something, but I'm afraid it comes off. We're from West Virginia. I don't want to come off as soft. I guess it's not a question.

That's not a question at all. Nothing we do is soft. Just like Rich Rod says, we bring a cold hard edge and that's what we're going to do in everything we do. I don't know if you saw the press conference, but I've talked about what we did a couple years ago where we sent letters to the NCAA and these guys said, Oh, you know, what do what does a letter do? The first two letters, they blew off. Then we sued them. Then we changed the transfer eligibility rules.

So it's just a process, right? You go through. Here, look, this happened last night. We're trying to get to the bottom of it. It smells really badly. And I'm not here to tell you that this is going to get reversed by the time they're playing in Dayton. But I am here to tell you that having

the focus of you guys and the whole country looking at what looks to be a really dysfunctional and non transparent system, I think that's the kind of thing we can change long term. And that's why you do it. You want to make sure that West Virginia, the school that will grind and grind and grind you out, we're not going to take it from the blue blood so we're going to stand up for. Yeah, I love it right answer. Yeah, how quickly how quickly

last night when you saw the bracket revealed did you get into action. Pretty quickly we started talking about this right away and I'll be honest with you I was thinking of going up to Dayton there was a chance I thought we'd be in the first 4. In fact, interestingly before the show I was thinking of going up to Dayton. There was a chance I thought we'd be in the first four. In fact, interestingly, before the show, I was thinking we probably wouldn't be in the top four

because all the picks were having us in. Out of 111 of the bracketologists, everyone had WVU in the field. So we were thinking we weren't part of the last four. And to me, what really smells is when WVU's the first one out and North Carolina is the last one in and the term of the selection committee so look you can disappear for a small period of time but you're there the entire time that's the kind of stuff that people say well wait a minute what's going on and I think people want

to get an answer to that. Yes. Governor. And there's already repercussions. We have players hitting the portal now. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. It's affecting like the team, the players, the coaches, a lot of money. Look DeFries has done a great job. You know he put that team together. You know last year was a transition year. We had Josh Island and he's a good guy by the way. He ended up acting coach at Utah I had a chance to get to know of some of these guys last year when we sued over Rayquam battle you may remember that everyone said oh you're gonna sue the NCAA what's gonna happen but we showed that what they were doing was wrong and a bunch of the states we stepped up and we won that case so I'm

not here to when we speak we're we're going to be really strong. We'll bring that cold hard edge. But in this case, I think everyone knew WU got screwed. And then if you look at the last four in, the exception of Texas, which also had six quad one wins, if you look at Xavier, if you look at San Diego State, you look at North Carolina, their three schools combined don't even get to our six so is that what we're looking at are we looking at quad one wins are we looking at net rankings are we looking

at Ken palm are we looking at just eye test yeah well let's get this stuff together this is nonsense and by the way it's a lot of money some people probably made a lot of money yeah right yeah probably made a lot of money with the idea of being plus three money, right? Yep. Yep. You're right about that. Governor, I had a question about the sign behind you, National Corrupt Athletic Association.

Can you walk us through the creative process of how you came up with the name? How fast you got that sign made? Because I am very impressed. They got the sign. I'm very impressed by that. Hey, we move fast in West Virginia. We're not the largest state, but we am very impressed. They got the phone. I'm very impressed by that. Hey, we move fast in West Virginia. We're not the largest state, but we're nimble.

And so we can get things done pretty quickly. I love that. And that's what happened. And a lot of this just, once again, the overflow from the experience that I had a couple of years ago, where we wrote some, I think, pretty thoughtful letters. And they blew us off.

And it took West Virginia. We sued in the Northern District of West Virginia. We worked with a number of other states, my buddy in Ohio, the AG there. So we were able to ultimately win that. And so I've had experience over the years. And I remember back in college, in the NCAA,

they were ruthless when they were trying to make sure, even kids that were walk-ons on Division one teams No, you couldn't work you were limited in your hours Meanwhile, these guys might not even have full scholarships and it was just a very brutal organization So that's been a theory I've had for the last 35 years And I'm just seeing it all up front and I'm in a position where we can help influence it and do something about it About that sign governor. I would like to make an offer to you. Can I buy that sign off of you? That exact sign? I would like that in the studio.

I'll tell you what, I can sign it for you. If you promise, here you go, if you promise to fairly cover West Virginia sports, you can borrow it for a long time. Okay, all right. That's perfect. We'd love to have that. Also, I don't know if you thought about this, but we threw out this idea. So Bubba Cunningham, the AD at UNC, who basically, when you say it stinks, it's this guy. He's not a Bubba. We need to get everyone, we need to maybe do like a GoFundMe to everyone refer to him as Larry. He's Larry Cunningham. That's his real name. Let's get let's hit him where it hurts because he's walking around with the good old boys in

UNC being like on Bubba. No, no, you're Larry, bro. You're Larry from Flint. Yeah. There's that guys. You know this. So school like WVU and we're always up against the blue bloods and you figure, okay, is there something that they're always holding against you? And I'm here to say,? And you asked before, am I ma Virginians don't like get of the stick. And so we g it. But it's not just tha

hey, this is sour milk, r ah, you should have beat at the whole year, you kn one game. That's what we' for the future, let's fix this. And let's make sure that you never have a situation where you're going. Who's in the room?

How did they get there? Are there incentives that may be in place? And let's maybe publicize what the rules of the road are so you know what the secret formula looks like. I think then you play toward that. Everyone should know the rules in advance. They should drive toward it that's a better system for everyone. Yeah, yeah, I'm ready to storm

Indianapolis let's do it. If that's fine with you guys. You look you guys got to come and you've got to do some live shows so you bring Dave to try out some pizza and what yeah we go. The car on the rise. This is our comeback. Yeah, we've been everywhere in West Virginia. We've been to Welch, which is West Virginia. There are a lot.

Yeah. I had one last question. Nick, do you have any other questions? What's the... No. Okay. My last question, good question, Nick. This has nothing to do with the tournament.

What kind of chair are you working with? I'd always like to see what a governor's chair is. Oh, yeah. I don't know. That's a good question. Swivel. Well, just stand up. Can I see it? Can we see the chair? Yeah, yeah you can see the chair. Yeah, I'm gonna get up. Oh that's nice. That's a governor's chair. I love that. You know what? It's made in West Virginia. I love it. Oh yeah? You know we're, well look, we're here.

We want to make sure that you guys have a great experience. I love this guy. We're a lot of fun. The Mountaineers are dominant in West Virginia. We don't have a pro team. So people get fired up about this stuff. And I'm pretty excited that we can talk about this today. But next year, I think we're going to be even stronger.

But the one other thing I'll put on your radar screen what WVU women are down in North Carolina on Saturday. Oh, that's gonna Take the fight to them go yes also we're coming up we won the rifle national championship there We're yeah off that to be NCAA yeah the rifle the other way 20 rifle championship and WVU baseball I I think they started out 15 and 1. I mean, they were killing it. So we've got a lot of good things going on. Soccer.

I love it. Well, Governor, I said it on my other show. I'll say it here. As long as it doesn't inconvenience me or involve any extra effort, I promise to do whatever it takes to help you guys. And I mean that. So this was an egregious mistake. I'm on your guys' side.

And good luck in the fight. Yeah. We're here with you. Hey, thanks, guys. Keep the faith. We'll talk to you soon. All right, thanks so much, Governor. Appreciate it.

Yep, see you. That guy rocks. I crumble, dude. We had a governor on the show. I crumble. Look at that. Is that our first governor? That has to be.

That was the sitting governor. I was like, fuck off. That's a big gig. Yeah. Shout out Josh. Josh texted me right away, he's like, should we get him on? I wish I wasn't saying it was soft to sue an hour and a half. We gotta get that sign.

I need that sign. He won me over. I mean, he knows they're not gonna win, but like, what else can he do? You just roll over and take it or you kinda, you know, If the end goal was to boot North Carolina to put us in I wouldn't like that yeah But I think he knows that they're yeah, I'm too. He's just like he was having fun Fuck you. Let's go. That's awesome. Yeah. Oh

Man, I love it love that so what is the end goal? I think we got Larry Larry cunning Larry cunning Larry and gold Larry cunning am that's yeah We got Larry Larry cunning Larry cunning Larry and gold Larry cunning him. That's yeah, Larry I think that's a actionable thing also. I do think it's like working the rest me They miss that call, but you know three minutes from now. There's a 50-50 call. Yeah, they're gonna think about last time Yeah, yeah, I think about next year. Yeah, West Virginia's on the bubble. Well. I mean if they make the tournament does the coach stay I'm assuming he's gone More likely yeah, probably more likely to stay on players stay or stay at the trickle down. It's a big trickle down Is there any way they bring back huggy bear? That would be cool. That would be cool

Please barrel coach Bob Huggins. He's good. He's probably good now Smooth and clean right now driver sober now. Driver. Sober right now. Right this second? No. No. No. We need Huggy Bear back. I think we just keep stealing coaches from Drake. Yeah. Funny. Yeah. That'd be good too. That'd be pretty funny. Just keep getting the Drake coach. That guy's awesome. Yeah, we got a tweet about it. Yeah, if he had come out and been like, we're gonna get a change, I'd be like, all right, dude. Yeah, right.

But the way he says, like, look, we're just, we're gonna make a stink. Or raise some hell. We know nothing's gonna happen, but you still gotta make a stink, because if you don't, then you just fold and they roll right over you. I don't see the governor of Indiana doing anything.

Right, you're right about that. White boy Rick hasn't even come to work. White boy Rick hasn't shown his face. show we have to cut clips yeah a lot of talk ball I really want got the governor of West Virginia didn't have to cut clips yeah but about ball I can handle clip wait oh we volunteer he wasn't asked oh wait but why would he tweet why did he tweet that that fucking idiot know what he did yeah wait wait so you asked him to come on the show I watched a face and I was like my idea was I want to pack the room full of college basketball fans I was sitting right next

to white boy Rick he wouldn't shut up about the Indiana job I figured Indiana would be in the tournament that's part of why I asked him but I was sitting right next to white boy Rick. He wouldn't shut up about the Indiana job I figured Indiana would be in the tournament That's part of why I asked him but I was like, yeah You want to join us Sunday and fill out a bracket because I want as many voices It's not fun to just listen to me say my opinions. I want some pushback I want some other voices and you know white boy Rick doesn't the only time he's ever on content He's a he's a gargantuan man on this show So I was trying to give him an opportunity to do something different he said I'm very grateful for the opportunity this is a

dream come true no crickets no show no that's that's where how he left it is he making it worse on Twitter yeah he just tweeted something that showed he basically said he would do it which that doesn't help. You volunteered to clip. Man. That's tough. That's tough. And I like the kid, but that's tough. Love him. Love him to death. It's gotta be a learning experience for him. I'm a happy Indiana. He caused Indiana to be out.

I think so. This attitude. Many are saying. Yapping about ball. That's too bad. I don't know. I don't know how I'm gonna... it a yapping ball when the whole company is built on it is. Yeah, that's all we do is yap. We stop yapping, we stop being. Uh huh. Whoa. If you think about it like that. Thought about it. I guess that would be a perfect world for Rick. He just

only way he can communicate is Twitter. I said everybody's on the state is on fentanyl and then we just spoke to the governor. Was that gonna be your last question? When Vic had like, Nick you got one more question you're like, yeah, actually nevermind. Is that your first time speaking to a West Virginia governor?

No. Okay. There was like a split second he kinda paused Is that your first time speaking to a West Virginia governor? No, okay There was like a split second he kind of paused and we told me get up he was smiling cuz he knew Yeah, you think so he gets it. He's not from West Virginia. No. Yeah, he's a Rutgers guy boy. Oh, yeah He gets Edison. How do you wind up there? He's from Edison It wanted to be a governor and that was the easiest state for him. Probably. There was like a second where he paused

when he told him to get up to see the chair. I thought he was gonna be rocking the Zoom uniform, just boxers. Oh, that would be so funny. Hard. That was a good chair. That was a really good chair. I'd like to push back on that.

Oh, I like that chair. Made in West Virginia chair, Brandon. I think that's a disappointing chair for a governor. I think I think you need brown leather Brown leather on the arm rest. Oh was there I think you need a nice brown leather Multi-colored chair needs to make why would you say to his face? Yeah, exactly Brandon you want to look at the chair and think that's not available for civilians to buy that's right It needs to be a one of a kind chair. Yeah.

The kind with like the studs that go around. Yeah. It should be a noisy chair. It should be very comfortable. Bulky, heavy as fuck. Like that chair he was in, I could have that at my house by 3 o'clock, I think. No, you couldn't.

But I could. Not from West Virginia. You want a noisy chair, you said? No, I'm just describing the type of chair the governor needs. Imagine his entrance from when we do the Royal Rumble case race That's a crazy it yeah, Josh you just never know on the show Never know I saw cuz I can see on the screen. I just saw he wasn't there yet But I just saw the blue double and a NCAA size

So you need that sign? That's a good. That's a real that's a historic piece You think Josh would have been able to get Rick on mark Titus? Oh, yeah, maybe yeah, you gotta involve Josh under Josh No, it is hilarious to think the second the bracket comes out They're just in the the office of the governor and they're just like all right anybody Got like a like a name and I mean national corrupt Yeah, I love that I fucking love that can we get the King go sign yeah Yeah one guy's national collegiate ass Fuckers I wish That's what they are, but that's what they took from us. I can't call anyone an ass fucker anymore

What a great sign it's good shit I Called him short too Okay, yeah, I'll tell him. Went over his head. Oh. All right, should we wheel it up? Should we wheel it up? Yeah.

Put Max on there. Tune in. Tate's doing a crazy stream tonight. And then Titus and I and Eddie and Chief and White Sox, they were streaming the Cubs. And Danny. Oh, Danny, you coming Cubs. And Danny. Nope.

Danny, you coming? Yep. Hell yeah. I'll be there. So, five, 10, first pitch. I'll be here by 6.30. Love it. I'm coming.

You are? Yeah. White Sox Dave's cooking us breakfast. Wonderful. So get here. Yeah, I'll be here. Fuck yeah. And I am to come with no food in my belly.

Yes. No coffee, consume, nothing. I'm not gonna shower. I'm a blank slate and I'm gonna let Dave take care of the rest. Yes, I'm gonna roll out of bed. You'll deliver. Yeah.

Okay, all right. I'm gonna roll out of bed, I then have to go back and take my son to school, but I'm gonna be here for the first two hours and then I'll come back. But yeah, just gonna come as I am. Save room, it's probably gonna be breakfast burritos. I think he's gonna cook it on the stream love it because we have some hot hot plates Love it. I should wear all your pajamas be cute. Is it streaming? Yeah, we're streaming. I don't have I have boxers in a t-shirt

I have boxers in a t-shirt Talked about PJs before Titus is a PJs guy. He's a big PJs guy full set. Mm-hmm full set No, I have boxer. I just have he's got the zip up. Yeah The butt flaps the button in the back Yeah, mine are just used underwear. Yeah, what do you mean? Well, you use them during the day. Oh, you sleep it, yeah. The ones that are used, yeah, and maybe dirty. Yeah, I use them. Definitely dirty.

I wear, yeah. I change my underwear in the morning. Yeah, no one's gonna smell them. Man, what the fuck? Who cares? I wear the shirt I wear. That's why you're not getting spooned enough. I'm getting spooned tonight. Oh, yeah

Get tested stop thinking you're clean just because you have no symptoms Alright That's I need redemption with the governor if we can get him on tomorrow. Nah. He doesn't know what you said. I'm sure someone will tell him. Kate, when are you going on your date with Cody? It's supposed to be tomorrow.

But what? We've got stuff stacking up. Why don't you do a breakfast date with him? Why don't you come to the Cubs game too? Come to the Cubs game. That would be nice. We're good. We're good. Alright, see you tomorrow. Thank you. It's the act, it's the act. Yeah, it's time to talk shop and do a Yankee swap, it's the act.

It's the act. Ay, hey, hey to the Guy at the role model concert in Brooklyn on Saturday night that said you're so lucky I don't have the ass fuck coin on me right now better luck next time All right. Love you guys see you tomorrow. Bye