The Yak - The Wet Boys Return | The Yak 7-12-22

Episode Date: July 12, 2022

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Oh, I caught the bird. KB leaps, Roan leaps. Yes, exactly. I say how high. Put on prints. Back at it again. Thank you for putting me on, KB. Bird dogs presented by Wood.

Okay, hello, everyone. This is actually going to be a difficult show to do because we taped one of the best yaks of all time yesterday that is going to be airing tomorrow. Zaw should be like... He's a super genius. Yeah. You're the super genius, Nick.

It was Zaw and Nick collaboration. I'm not kidding when I say it's top five yak. That was a Quigs. It was my personal favorite from my point of view. I enjoyed it. Like an overwhelming sense of joy. When we were done, I was like... I laughed harder than when Jerry threw up.

Yes. Surprising. Surprising too because we went back to back. We went right into that. It was the freshest we've been Yeah we shouldn't Yeah let's leave the hype at that Because we're literally

Going to spend Knowing us We'll spend 55 minutes Being like Can't wait for tomorrow Yeah Like what the fuck But Zah

How you feeling? Ah good I couldn't do the burpees Again this morning They had to be pushed Pushed back What is the burpees? What are you doing? Burpee training Burpee challenge What's the burpees again this morning. They had to be pushed back. What is the burpees? What are you doing?

Burpee training. Burpee challenge. What's the burpee challenge? I want in. So I'm doing 100 burpees for 100 days straight. That sounds miserable. It is. Wait, but you've missed multiple days.

No, no, no. No, I haven't missed. I've had to push them back. So I like to do them. Wait, you're talking about back another day? Yeah, so you're going to do 100, 1,000 burpees the last day? No, so with the burpee thing, what you're meant to do, you do them at 7 a.m. It opens up your lungs for the whole day.

Wait, you do all 100 in the morning? Yeah. Straight through? Oh, look, there we go. Look at this. Like 10 sets of 10, or what are we talking about? There we go. So I'm going to—

That was two. The stronger I get, I mean, it's day seven. Yeah. The stronger I get, I'm going to go the whole way. So, Zaw, you're pretty sweaty there. Yesterday. I like to dance. There's no crown to that.

Wait. Oh, you're throwing some squats? Yeah. So, yeah. Day four, day four, we're feeling frisky. We're like, all right, let's throw in 100 squats. You're going to beat someone's ass, Zaw? That's what I'm working on.

I want in on the burpee challenge. No, you don't. Are you supposed to get, like, ripped at the end's throw in 100 squats. You're going to beat someone's ass, though? That's what I'm working on. I want in on the burpee challenge. No, you don't. Are you supposed to get, like, ripped at the end? Yeah, you are. I'm in. Sure you do. Because it's either that or I have to buy a whole new closet, and I can't afford to buy a new closet. I'm in on the burpee challenge.

No, you don't. You don't want to be in. No, I'm not. Is this a Chet Hanks workout? Because I know he's always doing burpees. Chet Hanks does this weird thing where when he comes up from the burpees, he smacks his stomach. There's no reason to do that. So apparently that actually

is common practice in the burpee community. All of them. Every single burpee guy does that. What does punching your stomach do for you? So according to them, it turns on your core. It turns on your core? My core's been off. It turns on your core.

My core's been off. It's like body hardening, right? Fighters will do that. We'll just have somebody punch them in the stomach over and over again. Is there a burpee subreddit? I've never turned on my core. Oh, is that why people throw medicine balls at their stomach? Yeah, I think so. I always thought those workouts were pointless, but I guess they're not.

I thought it was like a flex. Shout out to Iron Wolf. He's the one that taught me that. Oh, Jesus. Iron Wolf. Fucking Fousey. Who's fighting in something. Fousey got jacked.

I want the bat roll. You want workout? I want to do the old Babe Ruth workout where you just went on that machine and the thing just fucking jiggled him. I was telling Owen about this recently. Find that, TJ. That's when men were men.

I was like that people literally thought that was like a thing that would work. I mean it worked all your weight. Yeah. How much money did

the ab thing that shocks your abs make. They definitely made millions and millions of dollars. I bought that many times. What was it called.

It legit hurts. An ab. What is it. It doesn't do anything though right. Electricity makes your muscles jiggle. You're like you don't have to. Oh yeah. You're still working out but you're not doing it. Isn't it saying do anything though, right? The electricity makes your muscles clench so you don't have to do it

but your muscles are still working out but you're not doing it. Didn't do anything? You're doing negative now. This is the after product. Right here. Here we go. His belly button used to be the size of a grapefruit.

We could probably go viral being like, we've life hacked the Babe Ruth workout Look at this He's just chilling They burping him? They farting him? Burning zero calories Just pushing all the air out of his body They're just moving the fat around

That's his foreplay Get off me, huh? You know, I think it's a good idea For everybody to train when they're real young Don't wait until they get my age But just keep on training year after year And you'll find out when you get to be That's wild. That was like a motivational video? What's the jiggle? You know the machine I'm talking about where it's like...

Yeah, they strap you in and it just moves your weight like... Back and forth. Yeah. It's like, yeah yeah you worked out it was like a thing in like the 80s i think oh yeah it came back again it was back in like black and white days but then it also in the 80s and stuff was a popular thing you would like go to like a class and you just strap in and they just move you i follow like beauty tiktok now and there's they like take these bars and they spread your fat around your body like it's supposed to be

really painful but it's supposed to like even out and smooth out your fat around your body. Like, it's supposed to be really painful, but it's supposed to, like, even out and smooth out your fat. Like, push it somewhere else? Yeah. That's so crazy that people still, like, think those things work. Yeah. I mean, I do. I would do it. I've seen on TikTok they sell stones to, like, move around the fat of your face.

Yeah, I bought over the pandemic, I bought the, um, there's, like, a thing that you just chewed. It's supposed to give you a chiseled jaw. Just hurt my teeth so bad. Cocaine as well. You don't know about boys are having somebody that does cool sculpting come in. I'm curious in that.

What is that? It freezes your fat. It freezes a six pack on you. What's Kybella? Is that moving fat too? The videos that they use for those it's always a dude that already has a six pack. Right. That's how he got it. And then they post the after and it's just him flexing.

It's like the famous Alex Jones picture before and after. I love that. He just gets redder. I love that picture so much. Kyle, do you disagree with all of these? Yeah, but I'm fine. I mean, yeah, it's to have your fun. As long as you're feeling productive, then I'm not going to knock it.

Here's my philosophy on it. It's changed, man. I know it doesn't work, but what if it does? How does he look at that? Yeah, no, if it makes you feel better, then do it. Holy shit. Look at that jaw. It looks like a bike seat. Almost positive that's a filter.

Yeah, it is. Holy shit. That's hilarious. Yeah, I used it and I thought my teeth were going to fucking fall out....the CEO of Jawline in his TikTok bio, and with one look at his videos, it's not fun to see why. That's surgery. That has to be surgery. Although his jaw is evidently more shaped than two months ago.

I can hear his voice. Imagine if Big Hat came in like that one day. Gradually changing the shape of his jaw. But viewers were shocked this time. So wait, Big Hat, you bought into every single TikTok trend. Everything. I've done that. I've done the ab thing.

You bought the red bikini. Yeah. I've had the diet pills, anything. Because again, I know it doesn't work, but what if it did? You got to try. You can't be the one guy who's like, no, this is bullshit,

but it actually is the one that works. Yeah, I think the illusion of productivity is almost more beneficial than actually training and being miserable. Right. It's as a mental effect. Hey, look. Oh, yeah. I was podcasting with that thing on. I was working out while I was working.

How about that? It looks futuristic. God damn. I did see that when I was in college, and I was like, I could do that while I was in class or something. Yeah. I might buy one of those. It really hurts.

It falls off, though, while you're in class. What is that? Yeah. It's bullshit that they don't have something like that. Sorry to interrupt you. No, you're right. There should be something that gets you in shape without you having to do the actual work.

Like sleeping in a chamber, and it just works your body out. Hyperbaric chambers, T.O. used to have the hyperbaric chambers. He'd sleep in it. But what did it do, though? I want a chamber where I'll take a pill, I go in a coma for two weeks, and they just move my body around.

I come out in great shape. Yeah. Or hibernation. Yeah, why couldn't they do that? I don't know. Comatose, move your body until you burn enough calories to lose weight. Feed you puree enough for sustenance.

It's an IV. Why do we have to be awake to work out? You come out chiseled and skinny. Do you burn calories in a coma? You burn calories in your sleep, yeah. Especially if it's cold. Isn't it like 100 calories an hour or something like that? Yeah, but I've heard both of that.

If it's hot, you'll burn calories. Or it speeds up your metabolism. Wrestlers would always, like, crank the AC as high as possible because there was, like, some, you know, conspiracy that you... You guys talk about shiver. Celery sticks a lot. Yeah. Celery.

It's a caloric negative. Yeah, but I don't like the taste. Well, I saw this thing where, like, so every day, the main calories you burn throughout your day are like what you're doing all day so if you have a desk job like it's harder for you to do that but if you're standing during your desk job and fidgeting they say like every little movement you do all day if you can up that you're losing but if you're exercising on top of that it makes it harder to lose calories while you're doing your regular everyday fidgeting you shouldn't

technically you should not exercise. Now you're crossing lines that I might snap. AB, I kind of agree with Trump's whole thing where he's like the human body is a battery and so if you work out

you're just draining the battery. You only have so many push-ups you could do in your life. What the battery i tip is i stopped doing challenges and workouts that i hate and i and i i make it so it's enjoyable i take enough time in between sets and i don't i don't do like push-ups or sit-ups anymore because i hated them you just do what do you do just things that don't really make me that miserable. Like? Just dumbbells. Oh, okay. Yeah, dumbbells are, there's something about a dumbbell that's just like, I can lift this. It's not that hard.

You do a silly one, you do a goofy one to make it feel fun? That's definitely the way to do it. I got to start doing that. Because I would always do like, I would do like chest day and then chest, triceps, back biceps, and then I would get to leg day and then I would just never go to the gym again. Don't get me started on leg day. I've been doubling up on leg day. They don't grow for a fuck. Everyone's calling me out. The only thing growing is my ass.

Really? That's something. Can we see it? Your legs look completely normal. Can you spread your ass for us? My camera roll is so good. My camera roll is my pants rolled up,

just a daily product. Who, for you? Progress picture of my legs and ass. It's only my ass growing. What's an ass reveal? Or just give us one of the pics. Eventually, you're going to have to have it. Let the best artist in the office draw one of the pics from memory.

You're going to have to get new pants and shit? I don't know. What if we did an ass lineup where we had a cardboard box, you, Batman, Rudy. They have genetically fat asses. I'm earning money. A lot of hockey guys kind of grow an ass. Baseball guys. Baseball guys have asses.

Guys have big old asses. Have you seen those boards with the tit sizes? So you'll see it at a NASCAR event. Some party set up will have that board with two small holes and then bigger ones and bigger ones and women go up and see which holes their boobs fit into. What? No. We should make that for your ass.

Yes. We should do that. We should do more of that. Whoever comes in to visit then you can be like, this celebrity's ass. Look at that. KB, is that you? That was Super visit, then you can be like, this celebrity's ass. Look at that. KB, is that you? That was Super Bowl KB. That's like, he's significantly hotter than that now. That was kind of flop KB.

That was more ripped than that now. That was a scary KB. Way more ripped. Bro, are you not looking at the same duties I am? Spray tans help a lot. We only saw you during the live shows that whole week. And during those pictures. I was exploring. I live shows that whole week. And during those pictures. I was exploring.

I was everywhere. Great week. I never left. I was a psychopath. Whatever that street was. I did a number on my brain. Where's the Super Bowl next year? Houston?

Arizona. Oh, nice. Oh, you're going to get lost out there. Sprawling. Yeah, I'll be in Mesa, Chandler, Gilbert. You got like seven lane roads. Scottsdale, Tempe. Whatling. I'll be in Mesa, Chandler, Gilbert, Peoria, Surprise, Scottsdale, Tempe. What else? I'll be fine.

That'll be good. Can we go to Nick's Land while we're out there? That's in Albuquerque, New Mexico. I don't mean we're out there. What's in Nick's Land? My grandpa left me this lot. He got scammed and I've been paying property taxes. It's like $8 a year for this lot in New Mexico, outside of Albuquerque, I believe. It's called $8 a year for this lot in New Mexico,

outside of Albuquerque, I believe. It's called, I forget the name, but this girl wrote a book because her grandpa got scammed and we might be neighbors. It was this whole utopian community. Imagine what Vanderchuck would do. They never built anything.

They never sent water to it, so it's just a plot of desert. It's yours. Oh, it's mine. You have to go. How do we drill for oil? HQ4. I don't even know if it's big enough for oil. Yeah, let's drill. Blow have to go. How do we drill for oil? HQ4. I don't even know if it's big enough for us to blow that shit up.

How big is it? I don't know anything about it. I just pay for it. What if it's dollars a year? Do you have the coordinates? I have the deed. And the deed. Get the deed. Mr. Deeds over here. Let's see this. Homefellow? Oh, no, it's

Shalom County. I's see this. Home Fellow? Shalom County. I need the coordinates. I want to see this land. Is it nudist? What do they mean by utopian? I don't even know if you can get to it. It is called... Can't you just set up your address? Rowan, you got some property.

I'm getting a call from Phoenix, Arizona. Richard Ornelas. Who is it? It's Ornelas.. Richard Ornelas. Pick it up. Who is it? It's Ornelas. We got Ornelas. Hello. Oh, fuck. What up?

Hold on. I was in Arizona and I was going to be your driver. You want to be my driver in Arizona? Oh, Jesus. Yeah, I just called. You just called immediately? How'd you get my number? driver in Arizona? Oh, Jesus. Yeah, I just called. You just called immediately? How'd you get my number? I didn't get your number.

It was on the internet. All right, Rich. All right, dickhead. Yeah, that happens a lot. I love how it's just like if you're a Yak fan, you just got KB's number. Yeah. Where is it? KB.

I don't want to say it again. It's not easy to find. Mine was. You seem like a smarmy frog. It's like change your number, right? Yeah. Do you find the coordinates? I'm looking at the lot.

I'm looking for the lot. I just text my dad because he's, none of our family's ever been. We gotta go. You have to go. We gotta go. What if it actually is a utopia

and you just haven't been going? This is your. Yeah. This is your Jerusalem or your. New Mexico can be magical. Mecca. Mecca. This is your Mecca.

They take a hajj to Mecca. Nickland. This is your Rucker Park. Put up a hajj to Mesa. We're going to do a rediscovering America there. And we're going to stay there. On the street? Is it even a street or what's the

topography? No, I think it's just in the desert. Like my grandpa got like a brochure and he was like, yeah. He was a little bit of like a prepper. So it was like close enough to get out. Get HIV? You ever see those World War I prepped underground suburban communities? No. Look really cool.

That's awesome. Your grandfather would just, is he still alive? No. Yeah, before my grandfather died, he would get scammed like every day. He'd just write checks to people. It's just an old man thing, I think. Everyone's calling me. Ryan Blackburn from Raway.

Put out his number. Why do their names come up? Why don't we just put out whoever's number calls you? Yeah. They're being nice. Who are these guys? Really? They just want to say hi.

They look athletic. That's Cliff. Cliff DeMartino? That's the Cliff DeMartino? Yes. I've seen him before because he's come out to... He's the biggest stoolie. Chicago stuff.

What is he doing here? Great hair. Look at Clemmer. You would know that the yak is on right now. That's a guy who's fit. Is that Clemmer? Him too. It's Clemmer.

Clemmer hired. Clemmer got hired. He definitely has that jaw thing. I was just going to say that. Yes. He got that that jaw thing. I was just going to say that. Yes. He got that surgery. Already working. Clemmer got hired.

He's moving to Miami now, right? Yeah, he's coming here for a while. He'll be out for the mini golf. So again, tomorrow we'll have... This is getting annoying for you. I'm sorry. It's my fault. Is it?

No, it is. This is fucking hilarious, dude. I can't believe these people thought of this. I don't think it's people that are finding your number right now. I think it's people that they have already got. They a lot have them. I get texted a hundred times a day. Everyone stop, please.

Leave KB alone. Yeah, leave him alone. Some person texted me and they were like, What's up, Lil Sass? Welcome to my blackout drunk call list. They gave me like a list of people

like F list internet celebrities like myself who like are on their list and I was I was like

what do you think I'm gonna like interact with this? Like I'm gonna be like oh cool yeah shoot me a call whenever you feel like it. When you're blacked out.

Really what I wanna hear from you. I didn't see the message and they started FaceTiming me. Jeez. FaceTime is way worse than a call. Oh. Don't fucking FaceTime. FaceTime's the worst. FaceTime.

It's bold, though. Then I was like, oh, is this someone I know? I respect if you're willing to show your face. Should we spin the wheel? Yeah, let's spin it. I don't respect it at all. Spin that. Get wood.

Getwood.com or your local CVS. Find this deed, Nick. Quit playing around. Find this fucking land. Let's develop, dude. Let's build a community out of shipping containers. Okay, we'll go out there. I don't think there's water.

I think Zog is... That's where your yak brick and mortar shop is. Yeah, it's the brick and mortar. No, it's KB's Wild by Zah. Yes. Yeah. I just want Zah to do it every time. Yeah.

I've never seen someone kill their performance in a better manner. It was that Nick juice, man. It was the Nick juice. I made it strong yesterday. Nick the chef. Whipping. You're going to land on 24-hour fast. No.

That Tiffany blue. I would love that. All right, spin it. No way. Is it? I don't know. No. Masking like I know.

What? Oh, no. Motherfucker. Good old-, no. Motherfucker. Good old-fashioned way. Wait, no. Fair play. Fair play. Fuck.

In a minute. Fair play. Oh, yeah, fine. Let's do it. Get the whole wheel out. No, I'm pumped. Yeah, let's go. Let's go.

Let's fucking do it. God damn it, boy's dripping in a minute. Got my trunks on anyway. Let's do it. That sucks. That fucking sucks. It's dripping in a minute. I've got my trunks on anyway. Let's do it. That sucks. That fucking sucks. It's so bad. No, this is dope.

I have to go home in like 30 minutes. No, we're excited. Yeah, that's awesome for you. I was going to take the train. Wow, dude. There's fucking people. You could go get wet. You could get wet right now and then go pack.

And it's nice out. You'll do it. I'd rather wait and have the possibility of not getting wet. You'll dry off by 18th. It's... We'll get wet. Let's get wet. No, I want to spin the wheel. I'm not going to... Because that just gives you less

another person who has to get wet. Alright, so everyone's on the wheel and one person stays dry. Yeah. Passes on twice. Only one person stays dry? Only one person stays dry, Kate. Kate's first wet wheel. Oh my god. Oh my god. First wet woman. Yeah, this isn't great.

I forgot how this works. I thought only one person was getting I thought one person got wet as well. I'm not as excited. Why did we do that?

What the fuck? Why did we do that? That's how the wet wheel really works? Yeah. Why is it coming to that? TJ, since we

remember, dry us in the office. I think one would suffice Oh dude It's way funnier If one gets wet Remember when KB Was getting wet That whole day

What was that? That was cause of The hamburger Yeah we were greedy cheese men Some goofy ass shit Oh there's There's the dryas in the office Whoever wins

Are those the Durants bro? Yeah Woo God damn The who? The Durants bro? Yeah God damn The who? The Durants Like a mid A mid top

Alright spin it God damn So does someone have to get wet Right when they Yeah Is this for real? Oh my god This is

Chill out you giggle puss This sucks Okay Yeah Let me finish my Banana Before I get We haven't had a wet wheel you giggle puss. This sucks. Okay. Yeah. Let me finish my banana before I get on. We haven't had a wet wheel

in like six months. What are the odds it's going to be you? Wet, slow banana. All right, spin that. Spin that shit. So is it whoever it lands on? Yeah.

Yeah. I thought it was eliminators. No. Okay. Wait. Oh, it was eliminators until one and then you spun again.

But it lasted a while. What do you mean? It was an eliminator until there was one, and then that person got wet. Then we kept going. And then a nine-person eliminator. Okay, yeah, we can do that. All right. That works.

That works. Woused. All right, but the last one, obviously, is not going to be a seven-game series. It's going to be the last name. Yeah. All right, Sass, you're safe, man. See, you're going to be safe for the first turn. You're definitely good.

Jesus Christ. You're good, bro. This dude was born dry. It's going to suck because I'm going to have to leave probably before I get picked. That's what I'm saying. You should just go get wet and leave. That would blow. Go get wet and leave right now.

Well, I'm not going to get wet unless the wheel tells me to. That would be going against the wheel. Right. How about you just get wet, and if the wheel winds up not telling you to get wet, you could dry off? Yeah, you could dry off. We'll let you dry right off. I'm going to be honest. I think we're at a point where even the audience, the bulk of them, don't necessarily want or need this anymore.

Right. It's not a wet. You are so wrong. That was the wrongest move ever. I think the vocal minority of the younger crowd, they might get loud about it. That was a wild thing for you to say. I think the core. There's some kids in summer school right now high-fiving in the back of the class. If anything, they're asking for a certain extra person sitting in the lobby right now to join the wet wheel.

Clever. Clever. He can't get wet. He can't. It's part of his concept. It just drips off. It hauls off. Alright, keep going. We gotta keep going. We gotta burn through this.

I'm still about it, but... Rone, you're dry for once. Boy dads. Fuck yes. The wheel is absolutely just. They don't want to hear us riff I guess no we're going to riff in between

I want to know about this fucking D dude yeah I want to see I want to see Nick Land yeah we got to zoom in on this give us Nick Land

yeah we don't even have to pay attention to the wheel until there's two people left oh no uh oh called Deming Ranchette.

A ranchette? I believe it's in the city of Deming, the town of Deming. When the first person gets wet, we'll look up Deming Ranchette. A ranchette? Why isn't it just a ranch? That must mean it's that city as well, dude. We could change the name. You know Truth or Consequences?

It's a town in New Mexico decided by a radio show. Really? Yeah. Name of it know Truth or Consequences? It's a town in New Mexico decided by a radio show. Really? Name of it is Truth or Consequences? I'm just going to name my lot, my land, or the yak. That was the name of the radio show. Why would I change it from Nick Land? How are you weaseling in on this? Call you.

Yeah, we deserve this as much as you do. What do you call people from Nick Land? Oh, fuck. This is absolutely, if anyone's to blame, it's sass. What did I do? The wheel has gone double ritz wet after we didn't do Monster Rip. I said I would do Monster Rip today. That's the worst the wheel has ever been. If you look at the messages, I said I can do it tomorrow. I said I would do Monster Rip today.

That is the most trust the wheel has ever been. If you look at the messages, I said, I can do it tomorrow. I just can't do it on Monday. Who's next? Who's next? Who's next? Oh, try it. That's safe.

I want to get it over with. It's always that way. I know. He's never been. God has been the driest in the office, though, like, for a long time. Yeah, he has. Except for yesterday. God, no.

Yeah. He was wet inside and out. I like the color palette. Masculine. I don't mind that. Oh. All right, Owen. It's always him.

See you, Owen. Sweats. All right. Get it going again. Sweats. Sweats. Oh, dang. Powerats. Oh, dang. Power walk.

He does not even care. He's angry. I go in shoes or... Hat on top of the fridge? Right in there. I've never even been in that bathroom before. What? Never.

I don't even know what it looks like in there. Really? That's the shit room. The shit room, right, because I don't do that. Right. That's the best bathroom in the office. Wow. That's what best bathroom in the office. Wow. That's what number seven did his deed.

That's that thing. That's where his dookie smeared all over the toilet seat. Oh, yeah, Frank. There was a pentagram in dookie. Kate, how's Cash been sleeping? This is what we want to rip about? Oh, he's already wet. All right, Owen.

That's a quick wet. It doesn't take long to get wet. No, he's got to get wet. Yeah. The thing is, the sooner you get wet, the sooner you can drive. Yeah, I'm actually excited for this. It's been so long. What do you feel?

You look good. You look cool. Doesn't he look cool? Remember when people thought the wet wheel was going to be like, this is all the show is going to be about is the wet wheel? And it's been, I think, legitimately like four months since this has happened. KB got greedy, and Owen got greedy and got wet, but that was completely different. Yeah.

We haven't had a wet meal since early March. Early March? You guys made me get wet sometime recently. There was none in season eight. That was like one minute late. No, that was Angel's up. Oh, when we slept. Yeah.

I was like one minute late to the act, and you guys made me get wet. Just didn't know that you had liked to get wet. All right, spin it again. Let's go. We've got a lot of wheel to go. Can I change my shirt before I go in? Save this shirt because it has frogs on it. Sorry.

Sorry. I don't know what the rule is. This is my best shirt, and now I'm not going to be able to wear it for the rest of the week. Oh, sass. Or maybe you will, sass. Lucky boy. See? I don't know what the rules are.

I was going to take my shoes off, but I don't think I can do that. Oh, you can take your shoes off. I can? Yeah. You can? Yeah, but then you're going to have wet shoes off, but I don't think I can do that. You can take your shoes off. I can? Yeah. You can? Yeah, but then you're going to have wet socks. Yeah, but it's better than having wet shoes. Then you have to put the wet socks in the dry shoes.

Especially, some of us only have one pair of shoes, so. And there he is. Correct. So murky. What a quip by Sass. I say he, don't you say miss how'd it feel getting in there

um sorta like a shower but you're not in the mood for it yeah I can see how that would be what happened

more or less yo it's gonna be freezing cold I love when Zod's mic is on hot mic Zod I love when Zah's mic is on. Hot mic Zah. I love it too because it's so genuine. Yeah.

Freeze. Kate is legitimately Kate. Kate had no idea what she was getting into. Yeah, I did not realize. All of us get wet? Yeah. It's a very stupid thing. Yeah, but it's our thing.

It is our thing. Oh, we weren't able to sell this wheel to Wood? Yeah, it's like, look at your nose. They only bought one wheel? Yeah, yeah. Those bastards at Wood. You'd think the wet wheel with the body wash would be no brainer. I think they'd be watching this, taking notes.

I'm feeling like it's time for Zod. Zod. All right, we got a wet booth. It's time for Zod. Guaranteed wet booth. He'll never be wetter than he was yesterday. Never. All right, Zod, go get wet.

I'm telling you right now, it's going to be you. I can feel it. It's going to be Zod. Oh, I was wrong. You were right. You were right. Oh, yeah, I was right. Oh.

Never mind. Yeah, you were right. All right, see you, Zod. See you, Zod. All. Oh, yeah, I was right. Oh. Never mind. Yeah, you were right. All right, see you, Zaha. See you, Zaha. All right, next one, next one, next one. Next one. Just keep roasting through it. Roast through it.

Steven's got a cockiness to him I don't like. Yep. He feels like he's going to be dry. Look at him. So I actually had a feeling we were going to be wet today. I'm 100% fine getting wet. Oh, you wore your bathing suit? I'm wearing bird dogs. Do you guys ever have days where you think we're going to get wet and you bring a change of clothes? Well, I'm 100% fine getting wet. Oh, you wore your bathing suit? I'm wearing bird dogs.

Do you guys ever have days where you think you're going to get wet and you bring a change of clothes? Well, I have a pile. I've done it before multiple times. That's the thing. Anyone is allowed to use my pile for a change of clothes that is open to the public. Always. I just have a small suit.

Oh, no! Oh, no. Someone in there? You gotta get a sign on there. Who just went in? I don't like that move. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. I didn't even mention that.

Clemmer was taking a shower when I was in there. Hey, Zah, who went in? What's he laughing at? Who went in? Was it Smitty? Was it Frank? Something. No, Zah.

Oh, no. This is the meanest the wheel's ever been. Poopoo. Who went poopoo? No. Frank? Number seven. Oh, no. This is the meanest the wheel's ever been. Poopoo. Who went poopoo? No. Frank. Number seven. No.

He might be the most regular guy in the office in that sense. Seven. All right, keep spinning. We'll just fucking get up. We'll get a lineup. It's like clockwork. This is brute. He's out.

He's out. It was a piss. I mean, but we've known what happens when he only goes in for three minutes. All right, go. Zop, put a sign on it. He is moving more spryly. Put a sign on the door. It's like he has a load off his shoulders.

Yeah. All right, keep spinning. God damn it. Is this town big enough for both our turds? He definitely pooped. Big time? Pooped all over the place. Probably pooped in the shower.

Pooped on the bed. Pooped on the floor. All right, let's go again. Or unless we can see this fucking deed. Unless we can see this town. My dad didn't send me the deed, but you can look at the town. Oh, okay. You guys can cancel it if you want.

It's going to smell like poop. Nope. No way? Uh-uh. This is how we get. This is how we have everyone turn on us. I'm going to steer the ship straight. It'll all get wet, except for one of us.

KB's blowing up. Spin around the clock. It's a problem. Keep spinning it, TJ. All that I do is not enough for you. What are his tabs? Look at his tabs. Look at his tabs. Look at his tabs.

His favorites. Tab check. Maybe. Push it. Push the fucking wheel. Does the water get warm or no? No, it doesn't. You can make it warm.

It just takes forever. You will get cold while you're sitting here. Hey. I'm rooting for Kate. All right. No showers for Kate. I'm rooting for Kate. No showers for Kate. I'm rooting for Kate to be the driest. I'm already freezing.

Ava Braun. Smug bastard. Really bad Photoshop with that. It's going to be me. You're going to be... You're doing the Photoshop? This is Nick's technique of gaslighting the wheel. You're doing the April Braun kid Photoshop.

No, no, it's going to... Print the shirts. It's going to be me. See? Ooh. He's gaslighting the wheel. Nice Padres. Thanks, man.

Hi. Yeah. Decided to switch it up. Out of my comfort zone. Pirates. I like the gay shirt as well. Oh, yeah. I'm wearing the Goon Fest shirt.

What is Goon Fest? That's coming up. The tour dates are on the back. So if you're a dear one, you can see it. Oh, that's a good shirt, too. Saturday, July 16th, 8 p.m. That's the old boys. Here comes Zod.

There he is. What this could be. He was gone for a while. Yeah. It just occurred to me. He's got long sleeves, so it takes longer. He has to pull the shit out of the drain. He's barefoot.

Worth noting. Which might be the move. That's the move. Yeah, barefoot is the move. I'm just going to get myself prepped right now. Oh, no, dude, that sends a bad energy. I'm okay with it. My fate is sealed.

All right, TJ, keep ripping through it. I want to be... Oh, fuck. My fate is sealed. All right, TJ, keep ripping through it. I want to be... Oh, fuck. Oh, Nick, you're okay. All right, me-a-roni boy. Yeah. I don't want to... Oh, see you around.

...lose it. Trans Pokeball. You're going to change your shirt? It's his frog shirt. It's his frog shirt, man. It is his frog shirt. Be fair. All right, keep going, TJ.

I got to go. Yeah, you do. That's why I'm saying just go get wet. No, because I'm on a good streak right now with the wheel. Everyone still has to get wet pretty much. I understand where you're coming from, but you can't. You can't do this. No, because you guys want me to get wet so that leaves me a person. I don't want you.

I'm looking out for your well-being. Bro, we care about you. This would be a terrible idea. Someone just said, I think I know who number seven is now. Now you figured it out? And so they finally crack the code. All right, keep going, Teej. This really is just a bummer to watch,

just being like, at this point, I'm mad. I would have rather gotten wet right away. Yeah, because now I'm getting false hope. Yeah you're like oh maybe i'll be lucky maybe i'll be one in ten where's clemmer he went upstairs with enrique i want the last loser i want the last loser to face him off to use showers they have to shower with Clemmer. Yes. That's going with it. A double.

Plus with Wood. Getwood.com. Let's slow down there. Your local CVS. Tomorrow's Nick's Wild. Oh, yeah. It was so good. I was smiling from ear to ear all night thinking about it.

I got drunk. Here we go, Kate. I was smiling from ear to ear all night thinking about it. I got drunk. Here we go, Kate. I'm free. Woo. I think I've been one of the last three every single time. Yeah. This is going to be KB because he's trying to change rules. Oh, I'm on this one?

Fuck. Yeah. Yeah, I'm fucked. Yeah, you're fucked. What the fuck? Oh, sorry. Yeah, I've just been. I find I'm ready to get wet.

You're in there every time. You're fucked. What's fucking? Oh, sorry. Yeah, I've just been. Fine, I'm ready to get wet. You're in there every time. Yes, you're good. Cat. Rowan's been in there for a long while. He really has. People are really taking their time in there. Did you change shirts? Now he's going to try and show off.

I want to pee in the shower. I should. I want to get my top half wet and just have piss pants. The brone just came out fully naked. That'd be awesome. I would fucking love that. What would I? Oh no.

Naked. He's very wet though. He is soaked. He's the wett He is soaked He's the lettuce Extra wet Extra wet Hyper damp Holy shit You're dripping uncontrollably

It's like you're still in the shower Has anyone ever been electrocuted on the act? I'll be here Russian Fans on a daily basis This is the new Balls Beachwear Splattering It's breathable Buy this shit Russian? Fans on a daily basis. This is the new Balls Beachwear. Splattering. I'm breathable by this shit, dude.

It comes with a matching pants set. I would have slipped it into it. Angels not included. All right, let's keep spinning. Oh, he even sounds wet. You chilly? Shut up, dude. Sorry.

How many people are we down to? Four? It looks, dude. Sorry. How many people are we down to? Four? It looks like six. Fuck. Finally. We have like a long day, too. I know. What do you guys have to do?

Record stupid fucking podcasts that nobody fucking listens to. You always say that. People care about what you have to say, dude. I know. It doesn't make any sense. It's absolutely nonsensical. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

Why does when he's wet, he looks like he's in 2008? He does. Look at him. Yeah, he looks like he's in the Daniel Powder music video. Cab music video. This dude's in Cartel. Oh, my God. You are very wet.

Oh, my God. Really embrace the wet. Oh, my God. Dude, you spun around in there. Oh, no. Your whole pants is wet. Good enough to eat, I bet, though. Yeah, Jesus Christ.

Great pants. You're so wet. Good enough to eat, I bet, though. Jesus Christ. Great pants. You're so wet. I'm soaking. It gets cold right away. It's very cold. I'm already cold in here. You guys being wet inspires me to be dry. You guys are my muse.

Do we have any towels? Lost and insecure. We're going to need some. Someone's going to fucking tell me. Found me. Found me. Found me. Lying on the floor. Where were you?

Where were you? It smells like hot shit in there, dude. It smells so poopy. Does it? Give me a look. Hey, hang loose. Fuck this wheel. Okay, I don't want to be in a final three,

so let's just get my name right here. Yeah, buddy. Shut the fuck up, Kate. Shut up, Kate. No, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. It's not even her birthday.

I know. Oh, there goes Zaza. Zaza. Oh, God damn it. Here weaha. Oh, God damn it. Here we go, Zaha. Cocky bastard, dude. If he fucking cocks his way into being dry, if he's just confident into being dry,

there'll be no justice in this world. Zaha put up the safety sign so that people don't slip. Yeah. You should get a weapon. Here we go. Piso mojado. Safety sign. All right. See you, Nick. Oh. Safety sign. All right.

See you, Nick. Oh. No, no, no. No, no, no. I wanted it for you. Nick is not happy. Look at my seat. Everybody's going the Kutzer route.

Look at those feet. Oh, angel. That's bad. Oh, man. How did you guys are how did you guys you guys get very wet I really took a shower

you really did I actually got in the shower the admiration in your voice KB when you say that is uh it means a lot to me I was impressed this sucks right now

I actually got really wet really wet actually let's keep spinning in that so yeah we're wet we gotta find a way to steal Nick's land actually. Let's keep spinning in that. So yeah. We're wet. We gotta find a way to steal Nick's land. We gotta find a way to get the deed from him.

To have him sign it over in a drunken stupor. It's like 12 years a slave type of shit. Some people feel the wheel, others just get wet. We should just buy all the land around him. Yeah. Squeeze him out of all the resources. We'll give him the old there will be blood treatment. My drink all reaches across the room. I drink your

milkshake. I think that was Bane. That was close dude. I think that's kind of what. Batman I drink your milkshake. That's how boom. They just played Bane. That's actually bullshit That that was Tom Hardy I wonder how much money

He got to wear a mask The whole time And have to do no acting Just use a funny voice Dude you guys No spoilers But did you watch Has anyone watched

Peaky Blinders No Oh so good Tom Hardy Alfie Solomon The best He was in Peaky Blinders Alfie Solomon. The best. He was in Peaky Blinders?

Yeah, he's Alfie Solomon. He'd be the coolest character ever. Phew. He's a Jewish gangster. He's a fucking man. That show is so awesome, though. There's a B-mark to tell us the top ten Jewish gangsters of all time. This one's definitely going to be me. It's over.

Great colors. It's like going to be me. It's over. Great colors. It's like Michigan and Michigan State. Michigan State and Michigan State. Jay. Hey. Go soak down, bitch. Jay, why don't you do it shirtless? You hear that smack?

That nice wet smack? We're getting wet. Nick looks so... I want to see KB wet with his fucking white t-shirt. Looks like the dude who shot Drake in Degrassi. Steven, will you find some... Yeah, he does. He looks like...

What was his name? Forget it. What? A little weasel. I just asked for towels. I'm just wet. I'm just going to stay wet. That's cold.

It's getting cold. It's getting cold. Nick is shivering. He's hot with wet hair, though. AB. TJ? And TJ. There are four left.

What is TJ staying for anyway? It's always like Thaddeus, James. with wet hair though. KB. And TJ. And TJ. There are four left. What is TJ staying for anyway? It's always like Thaddeus, James. Dry. Dry. Dry. The first name should be super obvious. Terry. Tim.

It's Tim. Timothy. Oh, that loser name. Timothy John. Do we have like extra pants? Oh, that loser name. Damn it. Timothy John. Do we have like extra pants? I have. Again, the pile has everything.

Is your dad TJ too? What size are you? Timothy Francis. Large. Large? Or even huge. Cool. What is that from?

Rico Bosco. Sell me this penis. You can sell anything. You don't have the penis. I don't. I need one. I need that penis. Sell me a penis.

DJ safe. That's on the four faster. You got to learn the, like, what is the New Zealand, the Maori? Maori. You got to learn that dance. Haka? Are you talking about a haka? Yeah, the tongue just doesn't stay in the mouth. Oh, we should have a yak haka, a yakka.

Yeah, we need to appropriate some shit. We haven't been appropriate. We've got to appropriate more shit. Big time. Is your name C or C-H? Oh, no. Wet girl. Wet girl.

Our first wet girl. TJ Swimmy Alarm. Wet girl. Wet girl. Wet girl. Oh, she goes. No, I don't know about that. Is that white?

Oh, no. Kate. Kate. Awful idea. Actually, yeah. Cancel this forever. Yeah. Take off your shoes. The wet wheel was fun.

Yeah. Remember your wallet. You don't have to get as wet as I did. Just. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Just get a little. Like 80%.

Get a little damp. Just get yourself under there for a minute. Steven is just. He's probably having a productive shower. As if Kate walked in there. He's naked. Jacking off. Through his fucking.

He just has the zipper down from his. As well. Oh, man. This wet wheel is so sick. Put on some shower. Kate almost doing the wet wheel in a white tank top. Yeah. All-time dumb-dumb move by her.

Or brilliant. Or, yeah. The chat must have been like, That's the chat. Yeah. What is it? What is it? Is that beaker? Yeah, there it is. That's the chat. Yeah. What is it? Woo! Is that beaker? Yeah, there it is.

That's the chat. That's fart. Oh, I get it here, Steven. That's fart liquor 69 in the chat. Kate had a white top. There we go, Steven. Can't tell because he in the chat. Where he shot Kate at a white top. There we go, Steven. Can't tell because he has the NWO shirt on. Predicted it.

All right. Yeah, I jerked off in an office shower, but you guys haven't felt the warm water? Yeah. Steven, productive shower? Guys jerk off in the office? No, I did take a whiz, though. In your pants? I did take a whiz.

No, in the toilet. So he did fish in the toilet. But then I flushed the toilet, and that removed all the hot water, so I had to wait for it to eat up again. That's a diva move. All right, spin it again. Kate's going to go. TJ, KB, and Sass. If Sass wins this, there is no justice in the world.

None. KB! Oh, no, no, no. Yes! TJ or Sass Let's fucking go Oh man I'm so wet Kate is re-entering the bathroom She is entering for the first time

Okay Sit sit sit See ya bitch Should have done it at the beginning Alright so you're leaving after this. All right. He's got to go. He actually does have to go because I want to leave.

So you'll just meet at, you'll be back here at 2.15? I mean, yeah. I'll just go get my shit and come back. All right. I'm going to be out maybe four days next week. What? Why? I'm going to Provincetown with my dad.

What is that? Where's that? This is true. Yeah, this is true. Actually, if he texts me, he's like, hey, I'm going to be to Provincetown with my dad. What is that? Where is that? This is true. Yeah, this is true. He texted me. He's like, hey, I'm going to be in Provincetown. It's a fun little resort. All right, I don't know if this is real or not.

It's true. Where is it? It is real. It's at the very tip of the Cape. Are you making up the Provincetown part? No, I'm going to Provincetown for four. My dad's going up there, and he invited me out. Okay.

Fire Island. Oh, whoa. I guess she got more professional. You got a full suit? A full suit? You're making that a pantsuit? That type of pantsuit. See the chat again.

This is the chat. This is the chat. Morning sunshine vibes, kind of. Yeah. Yeah, very nice. This is the chat. This is Kate Cubs. I'm in a relation with the bit up studio. Morning sunshine vibes, kind of. Yeah. Yeah, very nice. Kind of refreshing, right? You look amazing.

They did a Veterans Day suits for veterans thing. We did an ad for it, so I just had a free suit on the ready. Suits for veterans? Suits for veterans. What the fuck? Veterans get everything. Yeah, for real. I got to meet Michael Strahan. I did an ad with Michael Strahan.

Just give me a light. If I had known I got a free suit by going to the Army, I would have gone. Yeah, I would have been in early. Free suit, free college. Bullshit. Free trauma. Yeah. Incredible. PTSD.

Spicy memories. In the biz. Right. Well, the first wet woman. First wet woman. How does it feel? I've never felt this way before. This is what it would be like if Hillary had actually been elected president.

Wet Women everywhere. No, I'm saying Pete is the first. Oh, yeah, you're right. She just broke the glass ceiling. She has the pantsuit, too. Yeah, it's incredible. She's got the pantsuit to prove it. The acronym boys.

We need to tweet out, yeah, if we could look in the future. EJ and KB. More of an acronym. Acronym. You got it. Acronym girl. Acronym girl. Acronym boy.

That shower's big. AOC. I'd like to see her in a wet pants. You could fit the whole game in there. Maybe that's the next iteration of the wet wheel. We just spin it. We spin all the wheels at once. Anyone's name is not on it.

You're looking for it. That's exciting. Yeah, has to get in there at the same time. Yes. I'd love to have a slip and slide in the hallway. Like with soap? With a bunch of soap? All right, the initial spin.

So is this best of seven? Best of seven. First one to four wins. Wins and doesn't have to do it. Wins dryest of the office. It does get cold very fast. I'll tell you what, this Balls Beach is wicking a little bit. It is?

It's a witch. It's a wick? It's a wick. It's a pagan. Yeah. Dating Aaron Rodgers. Sass is already drying? What?

He's got a towel? No. It's fucked. He's putting on a top shirt. Oh, okay. He's putting on a top shirt. Oh, no, he's putting on a top shirt. He doesn't want to get his underneath shirt wet. That's not how it works? Uh-uh.

Oh, no, he already is wet. He's wet, but he doesn't want to. He doesn't want to. He's going. He doesn't want to deform to his body. He did have to leave. That was already decided. He's wet.

He's wet. He's wet. He's wet. He's wet. He's wet. He's wet. He's wet. You wet?

Yeah, I mean, nothing could have possibly have been more pointless than that. Just me getting wet and then directly wet. He's wet. You wet? Yeah, I mean, nothing could have possibly been more pointless than that. Just me getting wet and then directly leaving. Disagree. Agree. Who was the driest? Ideal for me. It's not determined yet.

It's KB or TJ, and they're going head to head. Hey, Kosas, so you can get back here. I don't want you to be late. Sorry. Is there some orange juice in your backpack? Yum. Delicious. It's the Yum. Ooh, delicious. It's the only worthwhile juice, really.

What? Huh? Apple juice? Apple juice. No, apple juice is just sugar. Apple juice is what I'm saying. As far as nutrient delivery, orange juice is the only one that's worthwhile. What about beet juice? What about palm?

Yeah. No. I don't know anything about it. I've made a baseless claim, and I have to stand by it. Yeah, you do. I've done that before with oranges. Apples juice makes you poop. That was also your baseless claim that advertising doesn't work.

Yeah, I don't agree with that. Also, didn't it come out that it just doesn't work on people with autism? Yeah, the next day. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. All right, so it's one nothing who? Me. Nothing can.

The poop smell from the bathroom is trapped in my nose. I can't get it out. It's like a bubble in my... It was humid in there. Yeah. It was like a... A thick sauna poop. Yes.

Yeah. It's caused by internal sweating. You know how some poops just kind of slip and slide out? Yeah. So what are we at? Two to one. Two to one. Two to one, you?

Mm-hmm. Dryest. Yep. That would be no justice if KB had to stay dry with that white T-shirt on. The trunks. He's wearing trunks. He's got the bod. I kind of wanted to.

Blow a three one, bro. Come on, TJ. Come on, TJ. Get hot, TJ. Has the wheel ever given anything three in a row, though? I feel like that doesn't happen. I think it has, yeah. It's never fucking happened this time. Two.

Just never. Three-two? Mm-hmm. TJ needs three in a row, though. Just never happens. It's bullshit. The wheel never blows a 3-1 lead? Never.

Game. Baby, try us in the office. What a fuck. What a long way we've come. What a fucking ass. Fuck you, dude. You are a dick. I'm going to spit on you

like a... Let's make him wet. Let's make him wet with our spit. Spit on me? Yes, dude. Spit on me. Dan can spit on you like a Let's make him wet Spit on me? Yes dude Dan can spit on you He should

I'm giving it back to you There he goes That's the last time you'll see him dry Man never got dry again That was fun I'm glad we did that It wakes you up a little bit We haven't done that in forever We'll figure out a new way to do it That was fun. I'm glad we did that. Yeah, I bet it was. It wakes you up a little bit. I'm actually happy.

We haven't done that in forever. We'll do a new, we'll figure out a new way to do it next time. Wait, does the wheel reset after wet? Nope. Can we look up Nick's plot? Oh, yeah. I'd be remiss if I never saw his plot. We'll do a live show there.

The Deming Ranchettes. Somebody DM me. It's four hours away from Albuquerque, so my grandpa got double scammed. Oh. It might be a booming community. I learned in 1861, Indianapolis only had 17,000 people, but Cincinnati had 150,000 people. Dude, that shit is wild. I was looking up Calgary the other day, and it was like in 1940, Calgary had like 300,000 people.

That's a fuck ton. No, but I'm saying now it, like a million and a half. Imagine being one of the. The originals. First 300,000. Austin's awesome. That person's still alive. Could still be alive.

Detroit was Dubai at one point. Yeah. Legitimately. And flying cars. It was the greatest city in the world. Yeah. Fucking. Well, China.

Yeah. Yeah. A lot of city. China. China, though. China. We lost our job, the manufacturing job. oh china yeah yes a lot of city china china though but china we lost our job the manufacturing oh yeah that's true point kyle the china tip it's super fucking republican yeah we tried all the lib out of them it did got a Got him moist up. The libs and the pores. Yeah. The pores.

Fact, bro. It's fucking big-ass facts. Damn, TJ's dedicated. Here he is. That was more poignant than I thought. Yeah, that was beautiful. Oh, he's wet. Oh, he's soaked.

He's so wet. He kept the socks on, too. He's wet as hell. Why would he keep his socks on? His line is tough, though. My boy's got a tough line. He almost slipped. He does have a tough line.

I'm now dry. I had the best line on the show. Let's go, Teej. Teej. Can we look up Nick's spot? It's a helmet, bro. Before we end the show? Did you say it's in the town of Demers or outside of it?

Deming. Oh, Deming. I don't know what that means. I've never been. It's a town. I pay property taxes. Wow. $8 a year?

About, yeah. What was that? Sorry, Nick's what? The Deming Ranchettes. Sounds like a fucking female football team or something. It does. What are we looking up? The Deming Ranchettes. I found it. It does. What are we looking up?

Deming Ranchettes. I found it. It's on Zillow. It's on Zillow? How much? How much? It's on Zillow. It's on Zillow. It's on Zillow.

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It's on Zillow. It's on Zillow. It's on Zillow. It's on Zillow. It's on Zillow. It's on Zillow. It's on Zillow. around me and landlock me. He said that while you were showering. You said it while you were showering? I said I was going to drink your milkshake.

Best case scenario, you get there and the mayor is a huge hot dude who's Frank's evil twin Dank Deming. Yeah, you're right. Oh, look at these. This is beautiful, Nick. Thanks, Gramps. Where's all the people? Wow.

The sky is big out there. It is. Not Oklahoma City. No, look at it. Look how big the sky is. Acre and a half for $4,500. We can't buy one right now. I want to.

I want to. I do want to. Here's a home for $150,000. That's a lot. When we were booking a senior year of college spring break, for the same price you could go on a week spring break, all those people could just buy a full maybe 100-acre land property in Wyoming. Yeah.

Do it. No, I was trying to push for that, but I think we can do that. Yeah, that's definitely like if I could go back to being 21, I'd be like, yeah, Owen, you're a fucking asshole for even saying that. Yeah. Well. Like, hey, let's not go get drunk with our friends let's buy some property in Wyoming well I wanted to go oh check it out party there for a week and on the property keep it forever that's true you get to go back to our house or just property no it would just be rolling dirt yeah I think I'd still want to fight you for that. It's dumb as fuck. It's like you could get an acre for like two and a half thousand dollars.

Yeah. Or there's like the stupidest looking houses you've ever seen in your life. We could own that. It was a movement. What if you bought the town? What if you made a yak town? I think you could. Yak town. The zoning laws. In the middle of the desert.

That's ironic. It's right by Waterloo though There's a town by Waterloo That's just south of it That looks Fucking real nice Oh even better views In Waterloo Look at the views

Down in Waterloo Look at that fucking Mountain view up there In Waterloo Ah Waterloo Waterloo is the one Fuck Deming

We should bought Yeah an entire town Would be sick Deming is broke as fuck Dude Waterloo is it Maybe we'll buy A lot of property In Wyoming Yeah That'd be Fuck Deming. We just bought an entire town. It would be sick. Deming is broke as fuck, dude. Waterloo is it. Maybe we'll buy a lot of property in Wyoming. Yeah.

That'd be an awesome idea. I kind of want to go on a spring break. You guys have your fun. I'm specifically just talking about if you put me into 21-year-old self and someone said, instead of going to get drunk in like Florida or the Caribbean, we'll buy land. Listen, man,

I shot my shot. I sent it in to the entire great group. What'd they say? It didn't go over well. I don't know. It's right by El Paso. I don't like you, bro.

I like your friends. Yeah. Yeah, I've never been. Your friends sound cool. They do. They went and had a great time. You didn't go? No, I had to quit drinking

before the trip. So that's why the Wyoming. Oh, man. Guys, we don't like drinking that much. Girls like land, right? Bro, check out this plot. All right. Well, that was the show.

It's right by Juarez. I think the wheel is... So it's close enough to escape the country if you need to? Yes. Or to house people who are... Every billionaire ever just tells lesser people, oh, it's in land, in real estate. Yeah, by land.

Let's give it a try. Maybe that's... Do it, dude. Okay. I have a question. Yeah. These houses are a fuckers. Can we reset the wheel after wet?

That was discussed. Maybe that is what we do. All right, so then we should do it. On the prize back? Yeah, we should do it. We also have to spin it again. Yeah. Oh, we got to spin it again?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. All right, so reset and spin. Yeah, reset and spin. That was only if we landed on wheel reset. Okay, so we're good. So do we reset? I thought we reset once we get wet, though.

That's like the big payoff. Yeah, so we're resetting. So just a full reset, no re-spin. Yeah. And tomorrow is Nick's Wild. KB's Wild presented by Nick Dunn on Saw. Classic, instant classic show. One of the best shows we've ever had.

I want everyone subscribing right now because it was that good. Yeah, I'll overhype it. It was, yeah. It's not overhyping. Yeah, no, I'll hype it. It was the most fun any of us have had on the show. We were laughing so fucking hard. Nick's a genius, man.

Nick's a genius. Nick's a genius. Yes, he is. He's a wet genius. You also played into it perfectly. Yeah, but mean I eat I can't slam dunk the dunk without the leu pass right degree in Because he wasn't from America he couldn't have

I knew he had I know he has an extra spicy degree. I know he has something that's like hard, is it like engineering or some shit like that? Or is it computer science? Buy it from the logos. Accounting and science?

Accounting and finance. Messes in accounting and finance. You have two degrees? Two masters? Well, no. Well, it messes in finance. My undergrad, I have two. Accounting and finance.

Jesus. It's fucking sick, dude. All right. We'll see everyone tomorrow. Unbelievable episode. Subscribe, subscribe, subscribe. Subscribe fucking sick, dude. All right. We'll see everyone tomorrow. Unbelievable episode. Subscribe, subscribe, subscribe. Subscribe. Subscribe.

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