The Yak - The Wheel Hands Steven a Monster Punishment | The Yak 9-7-22

Episode Date: September 7, 2022

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Whoa! It's just three of us right now. He, Ronan, Kate. You got late comers. This is Korigami, low key. This is a Korigami for sure.

We've never had this combo. True. Yeah. I like it a lot. It's very nice. Kate, good to see you. It's good to see you guys too. It's been a while.

Good to see you. I know. Although you don't get blamed for giving away the slush funds, so you're in the pro. I heard about that. I really fucked up that you're doing that. I would never. We could have used your calming energy yesterday. For the five people

upset, I would never do such a thing. I think that's a terrible person. It was a great show yesterday, and then afterward, I just had to smack around a few people yeah one guy was going back and forth he's like i'm not gonna ask for a refund i was like because you didn't buy anything that's why you're not asking for a refund it's within your rights to anyone who's complaining crack back if you bought something i will refund you 100 you have to give the item back

if you were upset i will refund you but i have a little sneaking suspicion that everyone complaining about how they used our money didn't actually put any money in yeah it was just if someone's gonna crack at you if someone's gonna come at you they have to be okay with you saying something back yeah that's how oh yeah one guy backed down he was like i was just joking also i would say, you know when you're at a charity event and you win the raffle, and it's customary to like, I'll keep a few bucks, but guess what? I'm giving the rest back to the charity.

I feel like Stephen Che would do that in this case. He would give it back to the slush fund because he's dedicated to the act. I would agree. It does feel like he is the reason. That's definitely a thing, yeah. He's the reason why people are upset, is that he didn't have the decorum to give back some of the right exactly i replenish say i replenish the slush fund with $3200 of my own

money that's crazy you did nothing you shouldn't i am actually giving back a ton of it to the government because i found out i'm getting taxed on all that how my government you know somebody somebody called the irs on me yesterday so good who you oh yeah that's right i did either way but no i am getting called in take about it either way it was a great episode um and there's only i i i fully understand that it's like maybe like 15 people who listen to the show that has like 80 to 100 000 people watching maybe 15 people are the worst people in the world. But I know who you are, and I'm very upset at you. That's the bottom line.

I just don't understand watching a show that takes nothing seriously and take everything seen on the show seriously as fuck. Correct. Dead serious. I don't understand that. We don't take anything seriously. Someone had the perfect comment. They were like, if you didn't see them gambling away the slush fund in some stupid wheel thing and having it fall on their face, you don't watch the show.

That was the most likely outcome is we were going to do something very stupid. We will do it again. And we regret. Yeah. But we also, that means that we can't take these people seriously either. We can't take them seriously. That's true. That's true. We don't expect them't take them seriously. That's true. That's true.

That's a good point. We don't expect them to take us seriously. That's our point. We can't take them seriously, and nor can they take us seriously. The offer stands if anyone who's disgruntled, you have to send back the item, you have to receive the item fully untouched, because again, I do not think that anyone who bought anything is upset. Fully untouched. think that anyone who bought anything is upset. It's just people who are saying

they spent our money when they spent $0. The writers this season have been pretty brilliant because they're building in controversy. Controversy is what kind of fuels the comments and that's how it gets caught up in the algorithm. Yeah, it's true. It's friction.

The friction. It's good. Can I also say at this point like i've been at barstool for several years now and you would think i would know by now like oh just don't look at the comments oh no i can't help it i do a blog and i'm like there's no need my life will go on just fine if i don't i know what's in the comments but i still go and it's like kate's a dumb bitch and i'm like yeah i knew it I still had to go look at it you know what it is what is that I've I've the trick that I've learned is you can't ever say you never look at the comments but I just choose days that I do and don't it's either all or

nothing like if I'm gonna go in the comment section I know that I'm gonna look at them all and probably really spiral yeah but there's like probably, I don't know, 90% of the days I just never even look. Because if you don't look, you just don't even know. Right, ignorance is bliss. Correct. For sure. And then you chose yesterday to just dive right in. Well, it was the tweet.

It was the tweet that Roan responded. So it's kind of Roan's fault. It is. I didn't see it until he responded and then I responded. Yeah, I whooped it up. You did. You're like, I know I can get Dan going here. And I fucking, the Lord of Fire.

You did. Because I saw that and I was just like, oh, this motherfucker. Geronimo, bitch. You fucking came in firing. Bring Kate's titties back and I will give you the money. Why are these so sticky now? What is this?

I'm flattering myself. Where's Nick and KB? And Owen. And Owen. And Owen. I thought Owen was, I always assume Owen's actually doing

something reasonable. Okay, all right. Nick and KB, maybe not Nick, but KB, I just lost. Maybe they're recording or something. Nick said it would be

slightly late. Yeah. He might be lost. I was giving Kate my seat, but then I saw nobody showed up. Right. Your voice sounds fine. It does now, yes.

I have to. They're making me drink honey tea and stuff. He's entered the treatment cycle. I'm in treatment, yes. What's the deal? You're just scared that you're going to lose your voice? No, I'm running out of voice every day. Like my 4 o'clock, 5 o'clock shows, I don't have a voice left.

I can't talk. Maybe it's all the dick you're sucking. I would say I'm not sucking enough dick. Yeah, that's the lube. I got to coat my throat. Yes, you do. There's Blattman's fat ass. Damn.

It's fucking the way that when he bends over, the khaki kind of grips around it. He'll make any fabric into flex fit. Yeah. You could have some hard-ass khakis, some fucking reinforced service person pants, some Navy pants. I heard he has an underwire, like a bra that goes under his cheeks and hoists him up.

Yeah, cups it. It lifts and separates. Can you explain that hat to me? I like it. It's the Oakland A's, brother. One of the only teams that I feel like... The Philadelphia A's hat? I don't think it is, but. One of the only teams that I feel like I can celebrate outside of hats that I can wear that are outside of Philly hats. I think another one is the Detroit Tigers.

I love this because it's so true. There's certain teams that you would never wear. I wouldn't touch them. I couldn't wear a Yankees hat. I'd feel like I was sucking dick. Even though it's a very cool hat. Supersonics? Yeah, those are cool because they're defunct.

Everybody can wear an Expos hat now. Oakland Raiders or whatever. Las Vegas Raiders. I think that shit is automatically cool. San Jose Sharks I think is just automatically cool. It's like the irrelevant franchises that have cool logos.

You couldn't wear a Lakers hat, but you could wear a Clippers hat. Yes, yes. Yeah, that's true. But does it have anything to do with your name's Adam? I didn't think of that. I didn't think of that. It could play into it, though. Boys are here.

Sorry, guys. What's up, boys? Okay. Apologize. Don't apologize to us. Apologize to your Lord. Is no one coming? Yeah. Apologize to Doug Wanoi. Brandon, you're out are here. Sorry, guys. Is that boys? Okay. Apologize. You want to apologize to us? Apologize to your Lord. Is Owen coming? Yeah.

Apologize to Doug Wanoi. Brandon, you're out of here. Wanoi is on his shit. Are you doing a voice thing? Yeah, he's doing a voice thing again. You want your chair? Did you guys see what KB's dad was doing last night? He had a Hall of Famer last night.

What did he do? It was so good, dude. What's going on? Can you pull up the Doug Wanoi account, TJ? Because did you guys see the video of the baseball fan that robbed a group of young girls? Why God? Was that at Wrigley? There was two, I think, last night.

Yeah, John Boy tweeted it. Was it at Wrigley? I don't know. Let me see. I forget. Roll down a bit first. No, so there was two this one happened and then there was another one happened it's that reply go to the top of that reply go get go get him

brandon you didn't really make much effort there all right see you brandon time as you want brandon you need to save up for data day anyway tomorrow is data day and by the way data day i mean that was that was his ball. He caught it. What do you want to say? Was that Jersey Jerry bringing his glove to the game tonight? Outfielder was definitely pointing towards the teenage boy. See the pic.

Plus, he probably saved these little girls from broken teeth or high dental bills. They were not even holding gloves in proper positions. Did he get anybody? Oh, people went off. He got hundreds of replies. Oh, no. So mad. He's been getting really good.

Doug Winoi. That is before. He stole the name Doug Winoi from just a guy he knows, right? It was an Elton John situation. Yeah, and added like a letter. Good guy. What could the letter be that he added? He definitely knows the boy.

He says he's pointing in that picture. Pointing to the boy. That is so funny. Oh my God. What are people saying to that? Eddie started like all capsing people. Oh, he has to be having the time of his life. A big, big difference.

Listen, catching a girl softball thrown by a little girl versus a baseball thrown by a professional baseball player is a big, big difference. I believe you know that.

That's right. Don't be silly. I believe you know that. Just because people don't like it doesn't mean he's not right. Look at this one. He's getting so much better.

Glove position was a grid better your comment about the glove position tells all the never played ball he's going I love it it was the first time I ever caught it in action and I was fucking I had a whole new appreciation

he was squealing with laughter the debate is raging of whether it's like First time I ever caught it in action, and I was fucking, I had a whole new appreciation. And now the debate. I was squealing with laughter. The debate is raging of whether it's appropriate for a grown man to bring a baseball glove to a game. I used to be like, that's a loser move, but I've actually changed. I think it's fucking, it rules. Because you're basically like, what if they call me in the game? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. It's a very Stephen Che move. Che would wear the full and if you bring a glove you're not you can't just not try to get the ball thrown in your direction yeah it's Jim Harbaugh did it can you find the picture Jim Harbaugh he brought a look at a game he did it and he was sitting behind a net

her scheme that was so funny exactly my point the girl should be removed from the area without the parents even know her scheme during this video. Scheme? So what was the Jim Harbaugh one? He brought the... Yeah, he caught a ball at Wrigley, but he also... There's a picture.

I remember I did a blog back in the day. He was wearing a glove, and he was, like, behind the net. It's like, but you always got to be ready. You always got to be ready. He was, like, front row behind the net. Doug Fl like, but you always got to be ready. You always got to be ready. He was like front row behind the net. Doug Flutie caught one. Doug Flutie might have caught two in a game or something like that. Doug Flutie just had a glass.

Yeah, look at our ball. Oh, my God. Aw. What a boss. He was just sitting behind the net ready to pat in the glove. Oh, he's done it multiple times. Oh, yeah. He caught a ball in that game.

I remember that. Caught a ball? Yeah, he caught a home run ball. What? I want that to be a challenge ball? Yeah, he caught a home run ball. What? I want that to be a challenge for some of us, one of us. Go to a game until you get a ball. I've never. Go with foul ball guys.

I caught a foul ball once. You did? Yeah, each row at an all-star game at PNC. Each row? I've never even had one close to be in my direction. I had a Barry Bonds foul ball go off the palm of my hand when I was like 13. In San Francisco. Fucking brutal.

Brutal. He's got a Brian Giles game winning grand slam. You were close. Pittsburgh was down eight in the last inning. 80% of the fans left. Yeah. Grand slam. Damn.

Rally in the ninth. Still lost or what? Probably. No, they won. Oh, they did? Yeah. Damn. That's just like one of those things that will never not be cool.

Like you can just be, you could be the richest guy, you could be the oldest guy, you could be anything. If you catch a home run ball, that's fucking cool. Yeah. That is awesome. That's awesome. It's still long for one. I was watching foul ball guy the other day getting kicked out.

He was really getting his comeuppance being called a loser by the internet because he got, what did he get? He got like told to sit in his seat. the rules that apply to me don't apply to everyone else i'm a big foul ball guy yeah he's awesome yeah and i also i gotta do another video with him although the last video i did with him i'm wearing a make america great again hat and people always bring that up and he bought that in the barstool store he did buy it was it was thankfully it was the white one right so it wasn't as pronounced but yeah everyone's like dude what the fuck's this like do you not remember what the summer of 2016 was like we literally just every day was just blogging about trump because

it was hilarious so fun he had no chance of winning it was going to be an heirloom all those people yeah like literally anyone who criticized me is someone who was sitting in their house in the summer of 2016 being like, no chance. And then he did. Now, when we put them back in the store, that's going to be a different story. We sold a lot of them. We'll do anything to push the merch. We sold a lot of them.

I don't know if he still does them, but Hampley used to do the Watch What Zach games where he would guarantee you a ball if you paid to play a game with him. What a G. So rich parents would do that for their kids or something. That's awesome. Damn. Steven, will you get a slush fund? That sounds like a slush fund thing. Now that you are the keeper of the slush fund, can we have this?

The slush fund money has been, or will be, I haven't gotten it yet, but it will be directly deposited. So is that Campbell? Who is that Campbell? Foul ball guy. You and him would actually get along swimmingly. He's baseball you. Okay. What team does he like? All of

them. He likes foul balls. Then we're not the same. Built different. If you ever see a home run ball or foul ball coming towards you, do you feel like time slows down for a second? Is that like a phenomenon i think it takes longer than you think for a home run ball to get to the outfield yeah i was watching

pool hostess 695 the other day because like some pitcher who used to pitch with him and won a world series with him caught the ball or whatever but it felt like it took like how long did you say like five seconds or something like that for a home run ball to get to? Maybe longer. You're going to have to give me the stat cast numbers for me to decide. We're talking like 495 to center, to like. What's the exit below? I'm thinking high nine.

120? No, that's like three and a half seconds. Really? Exit below? 120? I'm just trying to picture a home run, and I'm thinking 8 to 9 seconds. No, cheat. What's average exit?

108? 100-ish. Like a little over 100? 120 is all-time. A 120 would be like it would be out in two seconds. Stanton line drive. O'Neal Cruz hits those. Okay, so 100, then 100.

How long is 100 a lopping line drive, a fucking nice parallel? Four seconds. Four? Four. Four? Four. Maybe time slows down for one second and the four feels like five. That's fair. You said nine, KB?

Yeah, I'm an idiot. Are you saying that home run balls come to you at 100 miles an hour? That can't be right. It's the exit velocity, so that's what it's supposed to be. Oh, okay. But then you're catching it

and it's obviously much slower. Well, it slows down. A perfectly hit ball. This is the Chicago Tribune. A perfectly hit ball, this is the Chicago Tribune, a perfectly hit ball leaving the bat at 100 miles an hour under optimum conditions would take 1.818 seconds to leave U.S. Cellular Field or Rating Field. Oh, one.

1.18 seconds. Okay, so I was off even with four. I think it's five now. Even after what Kate said? It also depends, though, on wind and all this stuff. It takes four to six seconds for a ball to travel about 100 meters and leave the park. So overall, because of other conditions, four to six seconds.

But one that's very high in the air? That's eight seconds. We can't play MLB clips? No, not after the last week's situation. What if it does a loop-de-loop in the air? It could do that. What if it's a golden snitch?

I've caught a home run ball on a fly in BP. It's pretty exciting. Nah. It'll smack off your No offense, that doesn't count. BP?

That's fair. My foul ball was in BP as well. Oh, well. What? Like 95% of Zach Campbell's foul balls are in BP as well.

I went to the Home Run Derby in Miami a few years ago with the big-ass glove. Huh. That was fun. Did it give you a better chance of catching anything? Well, Aaron Judge was just hitting balls off the back wall, so I had no chance. Do people do that for other sports? What? Bring up the equipment to catch shit?

Yeah, superpads. wear cleats to a soccer game I think people do that shin guards a golf glove I did wear a golf glove to a US Open once you guys see Eminem on hard knocks last night

I was saying how weird is it that he has to go up to people and be like hey I'm Marshall. Yeah no duh dude. He doesn't have to but I think he's being polite. Yeah. Like do is there a point

of fame that you just don't have to say that anymore? I don't know. I think just maybe yeah I don't know. That's interesting. I always do it.

I'm like hi just say I'm Kate and then they're like who? Am I supposed to know? But he said he could play any position. Do they still say that hitting a fastball in Major League Baseball is the hardest thing to do? I think it is.

I was watching Kyrgios last night and his serves that might, returning one of his serves, that might be harder. 130 plus. We did a video with Andy Roddick that might be harder. Oh, yeah. 130 plus. We did a video with Andy Roddick back in the day. It was insane. Every time he served, the guy mostly just didn't even attempt.

He still lost, though. It's crazy. Well, you go to those batting cages or whatever, and you pick up the speed. It's terrifying to be in a slow-pitch batting cage. If that gives you any idea, you couldn't pay me enough to stand on home plate and try and hit a fastball.

Anything over 70 is like, whoa. We did have a batting cage in Chicago. Sluggers? Sluggers, yeah. I think it was 95. I hit like 8 or 9. My hands are really smart. They're mostly line drives.

I don't think any of them would have been home runs, but a lot of seeing eye singles and corner doubles. You were making good contact. I was hitting the 5-6 hole. Yeah. Oh, you were big time. Run bunted. Spraying them.

You did bunt. You didn't move. Fundamentals. I did 10 bunts, and they all hit, though. Why not work on your fundamentals? Of course. I didn't want to show off my swing. I didn't want them to steal any tips.

I think we did 40 miles an hour. Yeah. My batting average was about the league average. Two-fifty. Mendoza line. By the way, part of my cheesesteak here, if anyone wants a cheesesteak, tag us in the social. I do.

Delicious. Delicious cheesesteak. Every time I crush one, it's just delicious. We're getting new ones. I think there's new locations. There's trucks out there. I saw it this weekend. Yeah.

What did you think? I mean, it looks ridiculous with our faces on the truck. I didn't know it was going to be there. I walked by it. It stopped in my truck. I can't hear. Yeah. What's up, Big Cat?

Can't hear? KB can't hear you guys. What did you say again, TJ? TJ, come in and say what you said. Yeah, yeah, I'll be right there. Yeah. Gonna want to hear this one. Look at that. You got the...

Beautiful. And normally, delivery fries are in some soggy bag with the grease going through it. This, look at this. Look at the cheese on this thing. That's whiz. Delicious. That's some wet-ass whiz. Wet-ass whiz. It's good. That's some wet ass whiz. Wet ass whiz. It's good.

Hopper. Yep. That's proper whiz. That's a delight. Billy boy over there. No sass. Look at that. Oh yeah.

Oh look at that. Yeah. Our faces, I think if you close the door that's where my face is in PFT. Look at Hank just it's always

it's always a risk putting your face on like vehicles. Have you ever seen the Megabus mascot on the back? No. He looks exactly like Hitler because it's where the exhaust is. Oh.

Look at the back of the Megabus. It's bad. You need to design around the design of the bus. Yeah, you always forget. You've got to, like, peek it out the sides. But then you close the bus and it's driving and it doesn't make any sense. Yeah. Tough. Paradox. There's a bone it doesn't make any sense. Yeah. Tough.

Paradox. There's a bow and arrow in the UPS truck. What? Yeah. Like they keep one in there just in case? Yeah. There's an arrow in the FedEx and there's a bow and arrow in the logo. Oh, yeah.

The logo shit always blows my mind when someone points that out. Yeah. I was like, no, I was a driver helper. We didn't have that. It's a crossbow. A lot of dogs. You could wear a brewer's hat. Yeah, look at that. Oh, my. Oh driver helper. We didn't have that. It's a crossbow. A lot of dogs. You could wear a brewer's hat. Yeah, look at that.

Oh, Mike. Oh, yeah. That's not great. Oh, no. This is a fat Hitler. A.B. Hitler. Damn. Not great.

Not great. I've never seen that before. Or I've never noticed that. I've seen the guy. I'm an experienced busman. Remember when MJ just rocked the Hitler stash? Everyone was like, well, it's MJ. He did a Haynes commercial.

Yeah, it was just like this. It was nationally syndicated. It was his full, like, I can do whatever I want move. He was like, yep. I don't even think he was aware, but like, there was nobody in his life to tell him that. No one was going to say anything, yeah. Yeah. It's pretty nuts. How famous do you have to be? How bad of a person do you have to be to just completely make something that no one else, like, no one can rock

that mustache anymore. I mean, it sucked to begin with, but yeah. Yeah, it did suck, but are you only saying it sucked because Hitler wore it? No, I think that that is a stupid, I think it's up there with the, like just the soul patch. Yeah, I do agree.

It did suck. Yeah. But like, yeah, if something happens to a level of famous person, like Jesus ruined crucifixions. It's true. Nobody else could do that anymore. You don't think that anyone could bring them back? It would depend.

I don't know. It would have to be somebody very famous. I don't think enough time has passed. MK. MK, she got crucified. She could do it. John Wayne Gacy, clowns. Yeah, ruin clowns.

Ruin clowns for everyone. You think the dudes that just had the ropes tied instead of the nails to their wrists were still in agony? I think they were pissed. Yeah. Because Jesus is probably going to die faster and he's getting all this attention.

We should crucify Stephen. There were probably dudes who said they had their hands nailed and they really just had their hands roped. They were like, we're stealing valor. Like dudes who said they were there on 9-11. It's traumatic so you forget what actually happened.

Sunday, KB, you got any big plans? Oh. How did that become my thing? I mean, you were obsessed with it. You brought it up. It got twisted into me being pro 9-11. No, I don't think you're pro. I think you were obsessed with it You brought it up But no it got On a shirt It got twisted into me being pro 9-11 No I don't think you're pro

I think you're just fascinated by it Acknowledge it Yeah Right It tickles you You're a true thing Not tickles You believe it happens

Lightly chuckle when you see Tower 2 going down No That shit is so grave It's very fucked up Yeah it is great It's very fucked up Yeah it is It's so It's so depressing That's why I was so fascinated

Because I couldn't get over it That actually happened to humans I think there is Everyone's done that like rabbit hole Where you see the People jumping And you're like Holy fuck

Yeah the jumping Just fucked me the hell up Jumping so fucked up More than anything in the world Howard Stern episode from that day Oh yeah Listen to that Yeah I did the whole thing.

Mike and the Mad Dog that deleted tapes. Well, I don't know. I didn't hear that. They did an episode. Like, it's radio lore that they did an episode, and they were, I think they were just like, I don't know if I have it right. TJ, do you remember maybe blaming all Muslims or something,

and they deleted the tapes? Yeah. I mean, that's what Howard Stern did to that. I can't remember what exactly was the... Fuck. Or the Louis C.K. joke about how bad of a person you are

depending on how long you jerked off after... How long you waited, yeah. How long you waited, yeah. Let's see. I was in first grade, so I waited like 10 years. New years.

I'm an angel. I'm in first grade, so I waited like 10 years. New years. I'm an angel. I'm super respectful of you, Nick. I'm going to have to wait a decade. People crack jokes about World War II now. Pearl Harbor. A lot of JFK jokes. Yeah. People love to crack jokes about JFK.

I think Rio de Young OG has a bar. About JFK? Yeah. Rio does? How's it go? Something about, he says JF Kennedy. It was swaggy. That is swaggy.

Yes. JF Kennedy. Maybe they would have let him live if he had just gone by that. Oh, it was Francesa. It goes as lore that Francesa was saying that Jewish New Yorkers take a loyalty oath following the 9-11 attacks. Yikes. Yikes. Yikes.

Shock jock. Being a shock jock had to be a tough job. That's us pretty much. Yeah. We're not shock jocks. We're idiots. If that was happening, imagine if we were on air for that. Oh, it would be

first we just can't I can't we can't not joke I physically can't tragedy I just it takes me like

two seconds I'm like well where's the joke it's fucked my brain is just broken if I had a slide whistle for when Tower 2

was going down it would have been oh jeez soundboard oh bad drone scream DJ play it I've been done. Jeez. Soundboard. Bad.

Grown scream. TJ, play it in reverse. TJ, play it in reverse. We're doing it right now. We're literally doing. Yeah, yeah. We're doing, yeah, what we have. Yes.

We're doing the thing that we said would be so bad to do right now. Yeah, I guess we are. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Damn it. We're the worst. We're just terrible people. Ruined me.

Oh, no. Someone change the topic. I'm invested now. Such a good scream. Sis. Guy wearing sports equipment, but to a football game instead of... Oh, he's wearing receiver gloves. Yeah, there's football game instead of receiver gloves. There's definitely people who wear receiver gloves, Stephen. I have not done that.

Do you have receiver gloves? I do. I have winter gloves that look like receiver gloves. What do you mean by that? So you know when they did these gloves where it has the team logo? So I had the option to buy those or those actual winter gloves that are the same thing. And I bragged about what a responsible decision I did. I made to

get the winter ones. Yeah. Warmth. I almost did buy the receiver gloves. They're in my cart. Well, now you can. You're rich. What? Yeah. You gotta buy something for yourself. One flashy purchase. If you're paying your taxes. What gift are you gonna buy all of us?

It could be small. It could be like $80 to $120. Like motorbikes or something. The tiny ones. Yeah, like the Shriners. We had Shriners cars. And we learned a routine. Can we enter a parade this year?

Oh my god! And we all got Shriners cars. And we learned a routine. Yeah. Can we enter a parade this year? Oh my god. That would be sick. And we all got Shriners cars and we did a routine. Yeah, we just every day we came in in our Shriners cars. It would be funny every single time. Every single time. Can we host the parade because I don't want to leave the office. Just have the parade come to us or

something like that. Yeah, let's host a parade. Oh my god. Marching band, just be as obnoxious as possible. People can register. Yeah. I think that that would be and let's host a parade. Oh my God. Marching band, just be as obnoxious as possible. People can register. Yeah. I think that that would be and pay a hefty fee. We'll replenish the slush

fund through a parade. Yes. It's a good idea. It's a really good idea. I love the idea of a YAC parade. We get to sit in here. There's a camera out there

and they just kind of parade by. Yeah, we get to mock them. Yeah. We mock them like at the end of any parade route when the mayor's there in his long, warm coat and he gives a speech with a top hat and shit like that.

It always is a long coat. Warm. Warm is all get out. Humdinger. Absolute humdinger of a coat. That's the mayor's name. Paw Patrol. He wears a big top hat. The funny part is

He has cats That's fucking funny That's fucked up But the dogs are You know He doesn't like dogs Paw Patrol Do they eat meat in Paw Patrol?

What meat do they eat? Oh that's a good question I don't I don't know if I've ever seen the meat Really? You know the theme song? Yeah of course Paw Patrol

Paw Patrol Paw Patrol Be there on the double Cow processing plant or something. Whenever you're in trouble. No jobs to... Ah, fuck. Is Zoss singing it?

Yeah, Zoss. Go ahead. You know it? Oh. You have no excuse. Jobs to the top. I got two low ones. Paw Patrol.

What? What? My brother's low. What? Those aren't yours then. Those are not yours. That's not how you say it. Not in Africa.

Your brothers are yours. You know what I mean? Oh, really? That's dope. But yeah, so I know from that. No test too big. Too tough. Paw Patrol.

Whoa. Paw Patrol. Whoa. Paw Patrol. Yeah. That's a kid's show, dude. That's where the fucking money is. Who's your favorite?

That's where all the money is. My favorite. Mine's Rubble. I like Rubble. They make Rubble, he's fat, and they make him stupid. I don't like that. Probably why I like him. Yeah, he's fucked up.

I like Marshall, the fire dog. He's a smart-ass main character of our show. I've been saying for so long, the bar is so low for kid shows, especially on YouTube. If we got in front of the green screen and just did the dumbest shit, the bar is so low. I feel like we could have probably one of the most successful shows at Barstool. Miss Rachel is in front of a green screen just saying words. I could do that, but I don't. Yeah yeah it is a kid's show yeah punk could do songs my son watches this show called super wings now it's just fucking planes yeah like flying to different places do they talk

sounds yeah yeah oh yeah yeah i think there is a skill to that so you have to really analyze what kids like to see yes Yes. I don't know. You know that. I know, but that's it. Then how do you do that right? Anything? I just feel like if we could figure that out. And books, too.

I've always wanted to make a children's gambling book where it's like, Daddy lost his parlay. It's like, why is Daddy sad? Why is Daddy not at my birthday? Yeah, and then at the end he wins a big bet. It's like, is daddy sad Why is daddy not at my birthday Yeah and then at the end He wins a big bet It's like daddy's happy again Yeah

Just teach kids And you know In and out Safe and responsible Yeah NFL Sundays Make sure daddy's Winning bets

Right Help daddy with good juju And energy I could write one From the woman's perspective Why doesn't daddy live here anymore Yeah right Explaining why Yeah Juju and energy. I could write one from the woman's perspective. Why doesn't daddy live here anymore? Yeah, right. Explaining why.

Yeah. An animated show and it's just 12 eggs in an egg carton. And you just save on animation and they're just having a conversation. I like that. That's basically us, dude. I like that. If we could crack the formula, though. You're right.

There is a formula to it. But if you could crack it, it's like endless views. All of the highest earners on YouTube are all kids. Yes. Wouldn't they suspend the monetization of some kids' programming because it's like tricking the kids? It's like drugs to children? I don't know.

Maybe if it was like... I know they banned some of those family accounts. Some of those are weird. That dude Blippi makes like $20 million a year. And I watched him shit in another guy's asshole. Yes, that's right. Blippi did that. What?

Humble beginnings. It was the Harlem Shake days. For those who like Blippi and don't know this, he used to go by his name, his comedy name was Steezy Grossman. Oh, hell yes. And Steezy. And him and his comedy buddy did the Harlem Shake version where they're in a bathroom and it's the lead up music and they're going like this.

And then it was like, do the Harlem Shake. He's bent over. His buddy is laying in the bathtub and they're both totally naked. And he just blasts a big old crazy shit. Actual human shit. Into his buddy's ass. All over his buddy. Yeah, basically.

One of the funniest videos I've ever watched. And I bet you tiny kids would love that. Oh my God. It was, I laughed so hard when I saw that. He was honing his instincts. Yeah.

It was so funny. Is your asshole the best place to get shit on by somebody else though? Yeah, because you just wipe it. Yeah, right.

You just shoot back. No, you can get, because don't people sometimes do poop transplants? What? Eco transplants. Yes, eco transplants. What? When you're sick, Yes, equal transplants. What?

When you're sick, you can get a healthy poop put in you, and it can help fix your intestines. No kidding. Yes. I've never had a healthy poop. I never have. You might need someone here to help. I'm going to say it right now.

I'll never help you. That's just a fucking guarantee to the audience. No, anytime I poop, it's now or never. It has to come out right now i've never not had an emergency now i don't i never just waltz into the bathroom in the morning i'm like i guess i'll take a shit no i break the threshold before i'm fully sitting every single time every single i'm never like i should probably try it's like no no i. I have to really. I'll say it. I shit. How about Donnie

pooping his pants? Yeah. Donnie? His story saying like I really had to shit but I decided I'd go to a cafe and then I found out the cafe was closed and I just couldn't hold it anymore so I shit myself. It's like dude when you really felt you had to shit when you were at home why not just make sure you

I just guarantee it? Yeah. I could see Donnie have... Obviously, we can't show the poop, but this is an artist rendering. If people are... Oh, yeah, that's it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Just Google Harlem Shake poop. You'll find it. It's actually very hard to find. It's very hard to find. It's more like a Russian weapon. Whoa, I thought they were rubbed against one another. No, no, no. Was that distance?

Yeah, it was distance. It was projectile. KB, it is one of the funniest videos I've ever watched. I blogged it way back in the day, and I think I have links to the link to find it in the blog if you want to find that. His mama needs page views. And now he does this.

And now he does this. He has 16 million subscribers. My God. This video has 880 million views. He has toys and songs and albums and all kinds of shit now. Who is the former nutrition YouTuber who is now becoming increasingly obese on purpose? Oh, Nikado Avocado. No, that guy just eats, and now he got fat because all he does is eat.

I think Zah found it. Zah found it. Oh, the original. I guess we can't show it I've never seen it It's incredible So Incredible

Tears in my eyes It was one of those videos I remember like Watching it the first time And just sending it To everyone I knew Yeah You have to see this

I think he How do you bounce back I was gonna bring it in Well he did He's great He's I think that's the perfect new job. He's going to get canceled somewhere down the line.

People know it. It's very well known. Everybody knows. He's a kid star, so it's like no one's going to say that to their kid. Like, oh, that guy. I saw him shitting another guy's asshole. Yeah. It's the perfect second act.

It's so funny. Oh, my God. It's so funny. Oh, my God. It's so funny. Yeah. There's no way it's real. No, it's real. It's real. It's spectacular.

All right. He's an entertainer. I'll tell you that much. I'm surprised you never saw it. I disappointed in myself. When did this come out? Long time ago. The Harlem Shake. 14, 12. When did this come out? A long time ago. The Harlem Shake.

14, 12. Yeah, whenever the Harlem Shake was big. Yeah. It's like taking a shot. Can you keep it straight? Like two girls, one cup. That was back when the internet ruled. The internet ruled. It was just like two girls, one cup, That was back when the internet ruled. The internet rocked.

It was just like... Two girls, one cup, pain Olympics, any of those. All right, show them two girls, one cup. Oh, watch it. You have to watch two girls, one cup. You have to. Remember the guy sitting on the glass

and then breaking the glass of his butt? Jar guy. Jar guy, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Tub girl. What's tub girl? Tub girl was fucked.

What was tub girl? Look up. I'll send it to you. Okay. It's so fucked up that Blippi's the one that got to be famous out of these two, and the other one just got to be shit on and didn't make $20 million a year. Again, I am pro-Blippi. That is an objectively hilarious move.

If you can get someone that will get shit on by you. It's like, yo, I got an idea. I'm going to shit on you. This show could always go that route. Yeah. Let's not. Can you show Owen two girls, yo, I got to let's not show could always go that route. Yeah, let's not. Can you show Owen two girls one cup, please? Wait, Owens.

Never. You've never seen two girls and cup. I miss the days where you went to more than just three websites. Yeah. Yeah.

Joe Zoff. Find him two girls one cup. I've never been to any dot coms for him to know who's going to be that powerful and liquid. Yo, show Wallow.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Wallow. Wallow. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, Wallo. Yeah, Wallo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I think he'll like it. He's going to be fucked up. Show Wallo this. We've got to show you a video that you missed when you were in jail.

Give him a mic. Hold on. Who is this on this video? Is it Blippi the child star? No, no, no. Two girls, one cop. What? He's got the Blippi. Come on, one cup. What? He's got the blip.

Come on, blip. He's got blip. He's got blip. He's got blip. He's got blip. He's got blip. He's got blip. He's got blip.

He's got blip. He's got blip. He's got blip. This is old school internet. Tell us what you're seeing. Oh. Oh. Okay, now do two girls, one cup.

What the fuck is going on? Who's the person? Lalo might fight us after seeing two girls, one cup. Gilly, come here. You got to watch this video real quick. I like this video. Watch this video. You got to get video.

No, here's the other one. No, watch that. Show them the first one. Put the sound up. Show them the second one. That's you. Sound up. I can't look at it no more.

Oh, this is the Harlem Shake. It's a hell of a video, man. You remember you did this in college. Oh! Wait, you guys got to watch one more. One more. One more video. One more video.

No, no, Wallo, you got to watch it with him. Wallo, watch it with him. That was some hot, spicy shit. Way to jump down. Watch this one, Wallo. Come here. Must Wallo and his cellar used to do freaky shit like that. He wasn't phased.

Shit on me. Two girls, one cup is way worse. It is. Way worse. It's gross. Two girls, what? Two girls, one cup. You ever saw that?

No. Oh, wow. Internet classic. It's an internet classic. Zaza's phone's about to break. Yeah, you'll know. He's over here suffering from OPS, man. OPS?

I'm trying to figure it out. Old person syndrome? Old people shit. Old people shit. I have nothing going on in this phone. It's impossible. I'll do an ad real quick. Like my dad and shit. Bird dogs shit. Nothing going on in this. It's impossible. I'll do an ad real quick. Like my dad and shit.

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Uh-oh. Gilly, how was Jackson's day? Yeah. Eagles too. This Sunday, just know that. Tell us how to turn the volume up. Turn the volume up. Oh, mush.

No, no, no. Hold on, hold on, hold on. It just started. It just started. This is a 10-minute video. I can't do it. A girl's one cup is fucking disturbing. Yeah, no, they are. They're eating shit.

It's a German thing. Yeah, Haagen-Dazs. Was Miami awesome? Yeah, it was, man. You know, Chador looked really good. Yeah. Really good. miami awesome yeah it was man you know uh shador looked really good yeah it's really good looked really good so you know prime had a great time i saw he was doing uh he was doing moses in the pre-game speech he was he was talking he was just turning to people he was like let there be sacks

let there be touchdowns let there be he was just doing the plagues yeah yeah it was yeah he was yeah you got Fucking killed him I'm excited for next week man Who are they playing I don't know but Okay well we're excited I'm just excited

What's the Eagles record this year 13 and 4 Whoa Let's go Yeah Let's go One seed I mean the bottom line is like

Locked in on defense The number one Russian team in the league last year I mean, the bottom line is, like, lockdown defense, the number one rushing team in the league last year. Our offensive line got better. A.J. Brown. Say it again. A.J. Brown, dude. Devontae who? Devontae Smith.

No longer have Jalen Rager. We're fired up about it. Got Pascal now I'm a believer Pascal's gonna be good so you know Pascal bet Jordan Davis Kobe Dean

look at this look at this what's the cornerback that we stole from the John Bradbury James Bradbury I'm not gonna show you

two girls one cup Eagles Super Bowl yeah that to win that I'll be there with you I'll be there with you I'll be there with you

he just believes I'll paint this hand this motherfucker has some money Eagles get to the Super Bowl I will paint my face you guys trying to talk over that

this motherfucker has some money money he's calling me all the time you bet that on the Eagles get to the Super Bowl, I will pay my pay. You guys trying to talk over that? This motherfucker has some money money. He's calling me all the time. You bet that on the Eagles? Super Bowl. You just said they were going 13. Like, I'm a fucking diehard Eagles fan. I'm like the motherfucker that be at the game with the costume on.

But I'm betting that on the fucking Eagles. That might have been a mistake. No, it wasn't. It wasn't. It wasn't. He's talking to me. Drop it like it's hot. He's talking to me like it was a mistake.

No, it wasn't a mistake, dude. That's a good bet. That should be his favorite song. Drop it like it's hot. Drop it like it's hot. He dropped it like it was fucking hot. Eagles. That's a good bet.

I believe in them. I'm going to go put that bet in. It's going to be significantly lower. Let's do it. Same bet in them. I'm going to go put that bet in. It's going to be significantly lower. Let's do it. Same bet, though. Damn. Did Drake put $50 million on a ridiculous MMA parlay? Did it hit?

No, it's for Nate Diaz to win and someone else. No. $50 million to win billions. What? Billions? Yeah. To actually bet $50 million? To win win I think

5 billion dollars I'm being serious I have to say if he would have won he wasn't getting paid 5 billion we can't show it but it's 50 million on Tony Ferguson and Nate Diaz to both win

to pay out 14.2 billion that's fucking insane he is betting in like on Tony Ferguson and Nate Diaz to both win to pay out $14.2 billion. That's fucking insane. He is betting in crypto on a weird book, but yeah. I think he's getting paid by the book, too. It's like if he wins, he bankrupts his own company. Yeah, right. $14 billion? That's fucking insane.

That's so funny. I don't understand wealth. I wouldn't guess that Drake is at bet bet 50 million no no no it's basically the way those work is they just infinitely refill his account because he's promoting them rather than paying him so and then he's everything that people accuse me and david but actually he actually gets it like yeah if he profits you get a he gets a percentage if he doesn't it doesn't matter. That's awesome. Yeah, pretty good.

You should try and work out a deal like that. But it's not gambling. Sounds like gambling. But it's not because it's not your money. It's not a gamble. Right, it's not a gamble. That's the whole thing. People are like, oh, you guys just get paid money.

You get money deposited in your accounts. That wouldn't be gambling. I wouldn't care about the gains. Yeah. I'd just watch and be like, oh, who cares? If it doesn't win, it'll get replenished.

Like, that's not gambling. Also, your betting is scaled with your income. Yes. So it's the same. I mean, that's the story of my life. I remember when I was like 25 bucks and then I was like 100. Then it responsibly

got larger. Gilly was taken aback. Yeah. I didn't think it was that crazy. No, it's not that crazy. It's not that crazy. It really isn't that crazy at all. It's crazy. You've made bigger bets. I've made significantly bigger bets. You're comparing that to you though

so maybe it is crazy. That's true. At least swimming in it too. But it's also the payout It's like a futures bet It's a lottery It's like what you did with Stephen Che Yeah Stephen Oh yeah

How was your night? Did you get sex? Had to have Oh gross This is a no win situation for me So I'm not going to comment on it Did you get sex? Had to have. Oh, gross. This is a no-win situation for me, so I'm not going to comment on it. No-win? If you didn't have sex, you would have just said no.

Whatever you want to infer from that, you may. How'd you do? That actually, I'm now on the side of the Yak commenters who are complaining. Now I'm on your side. That Stephen Chahut was able to use the $12,000 to have sex. I don't know what you want from me right here. If the sex took, we get to name the kid. Facts.

If the sex took. If the sex took. I did put out a bunch of blogs last night. God damn it, Steven. Seriously, what are you going to do with the money, though? Just put it into a savings account. We just met with a money person. Last night?

No, no, no. Previously, previously. Jesus Christ. Steven goes like, I got a windfall. No, yeah. Big bummer last night. I was texting with Ari, and it is going to be taxed and go through proper procedures. And I'll make sure that happens.

It is happening. Because I'm going to make sure. No even mini purchase? Not even like a Julio Jones jersey? He just changed his number. Number six. That looks even better now. Why?

Because it's a faster, sleeker number. An 85. Very bulky. Faster's a faster, sleeker number. An 85. Exactly. Very bulky. Faster and slicker. Sleeker. Over, under on yards? 550 and a half.

550? Lack of the year. What are we going to name the baby? Alvin. Alvin Camara Che. Yeah, I like that. I did like the show Alvin and the Chipmunks. Shit.

We can't win. Bird dogs, Che. I did like the show Alvin and the Chipmunks. Shit. We can't win. Bird dogs, Jay. I love bird dogs. How much do you think bird dogs would pay you to sell the rights of your baby's name? That's directed towards me?

Yeah. How much would they have to pay you? Bird dogs is kind of a cool name. Yeah, it is. Go by BD as well. Yeah. People think you're talking about your big dick.

Yeah, BD. BD Che. BD Che. I haven't heard the initials BD for a person. BD Wong, is that a guy? BD Wong is an actor. And his name is Bird Dog Wong. Bird Dog Wong.

Yes, it is. That's a nice ring to it. Yeah, what's the worst initials that you could have? Like, obviously, everyone, you know. EJ. JJ. I think the J's all work. Every J works.

Every J works. What is JJ bad for? No, I'm saying that's the common ones. What's the worst? Probably BJ for a female. E.E. Cummings was a dumbass name. Didn't use capitals. E.E.?

E.E., yeah, that's pretty bad. I want to meet a QQ. Yeah. That would be sick. QQ would be very cool. Or like W, W, W. E.X.? That's sick.

E.X. is sick. Yeah, that's cool. Is it? Yeah. Any X? X is cool. Oh, I i wonder you know those towels you get when you get married and it's like your first initial like whatever and then the last one yeah or i was monogram somebody messaged me they were in a bridal party and it was going to be it was

like her first name last name and then that what her last name was and it spelled out come oh all the girls were i have to look it up because they sent it to me she just didn't realize that yeah like it was a blatant huge miss and it just says come i mean i laugh probably like once every they have come towels yes come towels two or three months when i just think about white socks dave's dad william williams william williams i like that it's awesome that's real it rocks yeah his name is william williams what peter peterson to migrate in high school what yeah it's awesome it just really is a tip of the hat to his grandfather yeah he's just like i'm gonna name william william yeah double down

we're gonna do double bill kid because it's risky it doesn't work if the kid's not cool. Our sample size, we knew two cool kids. Well, cool kids, it's all based on the name. If your name's cool, you're going to be a cool kid. Yeah, that's true. That's why we got to figure out what we're naming Che's kid. Just loser.

You would hate Adolph? Loser Che. Adolph Che. That actually would be a sick name. Adolf Goebbels Che. Aren't you not allowed to name your kid Adolf Hitler? Like, isn't that a rule? Is it? It's like a law.

It's like a rule. That's another. It brings it full circle. He just ended the name. They took somebody's kids from them because they named it Adolf. Yeah. That's so funny. I think they also named it Adolf Hitler.

Like, his middle name was Hitler. Yes. How many Adolfs are there in the world? Hitler, Che. Still popular. I don't think it can't be popular. A guy that was running for mayor in our town, his name was Adolf, but he went by Dolph. That's good.

That's a good change. Yeah. Is that what Dolph Lundgren's real name is? Probably. He ended a whole name. Or maybe it's Rudolph. Can we just go Hitler, Che? I feel like there's no abbreviation that you can get out of that.

There's no Dolph for Hitler. Hit off his rank. 2,767 Adolphs in the U.S. We should all get together. You've got to keep an eye on those people. They're still riding very hard. Imagine filling out that birth certificate and everyone in the hospital's like,

what? Really? Hitler had a nephew in the American Navy in World War II whose last name, like his name tapes on his uniform, was Hitler. Really?

And he fought against Hitler. Wasn't all his siblings, they didn't procreate, I think, right? I think they like... Wasn't that a whole weird vibe? They made like a deal not to or something? I might have made that up. That's funny if they did, but maybe they changed their name or something like that.

If your direct sibling did an atrocity, would you change your name? Yeah. I think you'd have to kill yourself. What about the dude who is named Jerry Sandusky that's like a news reporter? Yeah, that sucks. You've got to change. The color guy for the Ravens is named Jerry Sandusky. Yeah.

It's brutal. I think that's a pretty common thing to do. You've got to change. The color guy for the Ravens is named Jerry Sandusky. Yeah. It's brutal. I think that's a pretty common thing to do. What? Change your name if something like that happens. If someone does something horrific? Yeah. Well, I was online on Twitter when somebody like that fucks up, and then whoever has similar named Twitter handles is like,

everyone stop yelling at me. I'm not the one, but people always assume. Like how when people yell at KFC chicken, I've had a bad experience and Kevin gets tagged all the time. That's awesome. Yeah.

When Francis got tagged in the Pope. Oh yeah. Tweets. Oh, Francis is coming back. Didn't the Pope tweet like at him?

No, like some news network like tweeted something about the Pope and they tagged Francis. Okay. That's amazing. He's coming back

on like Monday, right? Or Wednesday. He said September 15th, I think. He's got a seat on the act. Yep. Open invite. Tomorrow's Tank Thursday. He's not going to be here.

Okay. It was funny. I will just relay this story to the comments section. What was your thing? I was going to say I'm uncomfortable with the idea of a live roster. I'd be willing to, if there's seven seats, have Brandon and Kate have a daily spot. If we could kick Frank out, I would take that weekly spot. No, you're not kicking yourself off the show.

You just try to kick yourself. This is also a problem that we've had for all of two days in a row. Yeah. Well, yeah, that's what I'm saying. We never have everyone here. It could be unofficial and not matter, but it only matters a handful of days of fall. Well, Brandon called me last night.

You're not kicking yourself off. And he said whenever his voice is feeling whatever, that I would hop in. And then whenever somebody else is out, if you guys need a seat, I'm always happy to hop in. There's so many days that we're going to miss. Yeah. Next week,

Ron and I are out Thursday, Friday. But when we left yesterday, Oh yeah. We're doing a live yak from Las Vegas. Me and Ron and TJ next Friday and Caleb, I think a special, potentially special guests.

Who are the special guests? Whoever's out in Vegas. So maybe Dave? Potentially. Wow. Yeah, that'll be fun for the Canelo fight. I walked out yesterday after yesterday's show, and Frank was like, hey, Big Cat, I'm thinking on Tank Thursday we auction off my ripped pants.

And I was like, that's probably not the best time. I think we go for a lot of money. I was like... He's been pushing that hard. I was like, that's probably not the best time. Like, I think you'd go for a lot of money. A lot of money. I was like... He's been pushing that hard. I was like, let's hold off. I don't think... Who doesn't feel right?

And he wants to auction off his, like, broken vacuum, right? His Roomba, that's right. Yeah, his Roomba. Yeah. Priceless. He just wants to throw things away. Yeah.

A lot of money. It's just trash, Frank. Should we do this dip wheel? Yeah. yeah yeah i have one other thing before that if you wanted yes so shoe nice has been in the chat the whole episode okay talk about everything and he made a video for us oh okay might have been a can of worms we opened hey everyone shoe nice again well basically as a YouTube legend for 12 years, I've seen a lot of podcasts. Either way, I met the Yak the other day. The Yak is from the barstool community.

I remember when barstool sports started. So they're not egotistical jerks like Ethan from H3 or Logan Paul from Impulsive or the Nelt Boys from Full Send Podcast. They're not out there to be, you know. They're just there to be. And I think that I just found my new family. I can actually chat and they don't block me like the producer from H3 over jealousy. Yes.

So either way, I got a special freedom. All right. Hell yeah. Yes, let's go. From a distillery outside of St. Louis. Crispy crack. And this beer goes out to you, the yak. I'm not going to fly to New York City.

I'll never sit in one of your chairs. But you never know what the future could hold. You could always just stick me on an iPad in a high chair. I want that. I want it bad. I want it bad. Is he in a library? I don't know. It said Marge Simpson face. Hi, guys. Is he in a library?

I don't know. He is such a legend. He is. He is welcome to be a member of the Yak family. Him virtually every episode just chilling. Yeah. Every single episode. Yeah.

Every episode. On the TV behind us. Just chilling. Yeah. Shoenice. He doesn't get a mic, though. He just chills. Shoenice in the back. Just chilling. Yeah. Shoe nice. He doesn't get a mic, though. He just chills. Yeah.

Shoe nice in the back. On that, yeah. Was it Glenn on a- Yeah, Tom Green Show. Tom Green Show. He could be our Glenn. Yes. I'm down for shoe nice to just chill behind us.

Maybe if we could figure out how sick would it be if the logo, like his face was in one of the logo spots, but it was actually him? It was live. Yeah. Yeah, if we hired him just as our live logo, but he can't move. No, he can't move. Unless he wants to eat something weird. He can eat something weird.

Yeah. His eyes are just behind Brandon's eyes like a... Oh my God. Oh yeah. You're nice. Should we do regular wheel first? Yes. Nice. We do regular wheel first. Yes. Then we'll do the.

Yes. We'll be doing. Is it an eliminator? It's eliminator. Everyone had to bring one idea and then we'll have Stephen do it at some later date. He has to do the dip wheel. And he's all in on this. He said he was.

Okay. I'm going to try. Love it. All right, so everyone has their dip wheel idea. You want to tell them to TJ so we can type them in? Yeah, TJ. Yeah, we'll text TJ. So that way, TJ, you can type them in.

And then we'll spin it. So I will say that there was some controversy about who should come up with the dip wheel. But since the wheel was so good to me, as were you guys, I'm willing to play ball. Just leave off everything that was messed with yesterday. So the funds and then Bucs games, everything else, I'm game. Okay, that's fair. So don't mess with the funds. Don't mess with the B Bucks games. Everything else, I'm game. Okay, that's fair. So don't mess with the funds. Don't mess with the Bucks games.

Mine won't have you missing any Bucks games. Oh, nice. I like that. I like that. One of mine, I was between two. And one of them, and I'm pretty sure that you'd have to be okay with this, but it's dick and pussy, and there's a caveat, and it can't be your wife. You have to cheat. I like it.

It could be a fleshlight. Well, the wheel is just, is it not? We absolutely cannot even put that on there. Would you fuck a fleshlight? Uh, no. The D'Amelio's. You don't even have to fuck it, though. You don't have to fuck the pussy. You just have to put the dick in the pussy. Holy shit.

Hey, guys. Good to see you guys. Everybody. That's all the D'Amelios, huh? Have more people. Gang's crazy. Shout out to D'Amelios. They're doing well. Steven, your transition to content has been seamless.

You've been great. I'd like to see you delete Instagram permanently. The IP. So put that on the wheel. Wait, are we? I'm not a huge fan of Instagram. Fuck. The IP. So put that on the wheel. Wait, are we... I'm not a huge fan of Instagram. Fuck. Jerk.

Can't do it. I don't like Instagram. Are you making the wheel that everyone texts TJ? TJ, I DM'd you because I don't know which number is yours. What if we just spin the wheel with all your names on it and then as you get eliminated, you reveal what your punishment is. I like it. Otherwise, it's just going to say dip 12 times. Yeah, that's fun. That's fun. Fair enough. That's your punishment. I like it. Otherwise, it's just going to say dip 12 times.

Yeah, that's fun. That's fun. Fair enough. That's very fun. I like that. I'm kind of fucked because mine was going to be dip into the funds. Oh. I was going to win us some money back.

Let's do like a big horseshoe skull dip. Does anyone have that? Yeah, I'll do something like that. Let me look some stuff up. So for someone that is not super familiar, is this like the most famous family in the world right now? Pretty much. Outside of maybe the Kardashians?

Yes. Are they both here? I'm not going to turn around. I'm not too proud. Charlie's right to the left of you. She's right. I was going to have a bald guy in a black shirt. That was fucking awesome.

He doesn't like us. Shake your head, dude. Don't walk into my head. Fuck that move, dude. What was his shaking of the head? Who are you? Like a bodyguard dude? Don't walk into a bar. Yeah, fuck that move, dude. What was his shaking up the head? Who are you? Like a bodyguard?

I don't give a fuck about them. That's a bodyguard. I will fucking steal all their jewelry. What was that? He gave us like a no gesture.

They're like, nah, you guys aren't, nah, not this show. You shouldn't have done that. Come on, guys. Dude, suck a whole dick, dude.

Yeah, that guy. Who was it? Mark? You want the tapes? Mark's here, yeah. Yeah. PLC. You see that tweet?

No. Oh, the Italians? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Mark rules. He came out as not white during the whole June 2020 stuff. What was this guy doing? Is that it? I don we're overreacting.

There was a head nod. Yeah, no, he just... I don't know. I think we're overreacting. I think he was just saying hi. Yeah, fine. Maybe he was looking back and forth between all of us. Right. I took it as a head shake. Right.

Intuition is a bitch. I don't know. We all saw the same thing, though. I know what I felt. Right. I took it as a head shake. Intuition is a bitch. I don't know. We all saw the same thing. I know what I felt. Yeah. Okay, so if we get to the final two, TJ, then we'll just say what they are so we actually know what's at stake. Okay.

Is Brandon on this? He should be. Yeah, sure. Just text him and ask him what is this. Okay, so Steven is agreeing to whatever happens here great shot Ron but no dick and pussy no dick and pussy I have my backup thing

I actually have it on I have my backup thing on me so you could do it right now okay no boxed stuff no slush fund and then no obviously betraying my marriage but yeah you don't have to say it like that anything that's realistic No, yeah, no box stuff, no slush fund, and then no, obviously, betraying my marriage. But yeah, rest... You don't have to say it like that. Anything that's realistic, I'm game for it.

It could have been bestiality for all I care. Yeah, it could have been a dog's pussy. Do you think that your wife would seriously be upset about that? Dissy? You want to do a dissy? What's up, Brandon? How's the voice? Good.

See the D'Amelio's? Sounds good up, Brandon? How's the voice? Good. See the D'Amelios? Sounds good. Sounded good. Are they here? Yeah. Go upstairs and get them. You should go talk to Mark. Oh, there's that guy.

There's that one guy. There he is. Oh, my God. We got to get him. Grab him. He just hugged a guy. No, no. Grab him.

Grab him. Grab that guy. The bald guy. The bald guy. Now he looks super friendly. Yeah, we got to grab him. We got to grab him. Let's not say anything.

Let's just see how he acts. I'm nervous. I feel nervous. I want to ask, was it a nod? Do you like this? Or do you feel disparagement towards us? I think we just say hello. Jordan's gatekeeping.

Jordan's gatekeeping. She's explaining. Oh, no. Doesn't the guy kind of look like Dave? Doesn't the guy look like Dave and Tom Hanks? Who's she? Who is she? Who is she? Who is she?

Grab him real quick. Just for a second. Who is he? Why is Jordan saying who goes on BFFs? All we got to do is ask one question. We got to ask one question. We got to ask one question. We got to ask one question.

Dan wants one question. Yeah, she's acting in charge. Brandon, just ask him. I'm so uncomfortable. He really got stopped by Woodruff. Such a quick question. Brandon has a new passive energy. Oh, God.

He does. Nope, he's spitting on his gum. Very professional. What's up, man? Jordan's coming in with him. How's it going? What's your name? Hello.

Greg. Greg, real quick question. We had a moment. We's it going? What's your name? Hello. Greg. Real quick question. We had a moment. We shared a moment. What'd you think? Yeah. What did you see when you looked in here? What did I think of the moment?

Yeah. This is a very cool room. Okay, you're good. We couldn't decide if you did a head nod like, no, fuck, these guys are like, what's up? We were insecure, I think. I was with Max Homa, and I was with Blake, the tour champion. Okay, so we get along. I was going to hit them and be like, yo, up? We were insecure, I think. I was with Max Homa, and I was with Blake, the tour champion. Okay, so we get along.

I was going to hit them and be like, yo, tell Big Red. All right, okay. All right, Greg, you're a guy. I like Greg. Thank you, Greg. Great performance, Greg. We do. Don't watch that back.

I was so pissed right away. There's a likely chance that that didn't happen. I would have just went the rest of my life thinking. We almost fought him. I said I'd fucking steal their jewelry. Yeah. Because he wouldn't stop me. I needed that.

Yeah, that was good. That was a good interaction. Everyone's out to get us. It is really like whenever we have... I'm on edge. ...a positive interaction with an outsider in the act, it's like, wow. We could do this.

We could talk to him. And it's almost like we're the problem. Oh, we are the problem. Yes. How many people have we made snap judgments on that were just way off base? Everyone. We could do this We could talk to Rachel And it's almost like We're the problem We are the problem Yes How many people have we made Snap judgments on That were just way off base Everyone

Almost everyone that we come by Blatman doesn't even have a fat ass No Alright don't That's blasphemous That was fucked up Blatsphemous Alright

You ready Brandon? Do you have your thing? Do you have your dip? It's monster dip Do you have your dip suggestion? You don't say it until your name comes off the wheel, then you say what it is. Run it by Nick to make sure it's good.

It doesn't matter. Okay. What if it's not good? It'll be good. It's Brandon. And this is something that Che has to do. Do you think about this? This is something Che has to do.

The last two we will put on the wheel. Okay. Okay. The last three. One. What? Never mind. No, no, no.

Say it, say it, say it, say it. No, no. You want us to all say? Do you think we should say it? No. I was going to think of a wr, no, no. Say it, say it, say it. No, no. Want us to all say? Do you think we should say? No. I was going to think of a wrinkle, but no. I like saying, and I like wrinkles. Don't say that to yourself.

This is a positive. We want to say what they are so that Che experiences the tension. Yeah, actually, I think we should. Okay. I think we should say what they are. All right. Sass. Oh, I'm just going to go with Skull Citrus.

Whole Tin. Whole Tin. Whole Tin. Apparently that's the worst flavor. Can I ask a question about any type of dip? So what does a whole tin mean? I assume that's a ton. Is that putting a bunch of bags in your mouth, or is that just the stuff?

It's a ton. Is that putting a bunch of bags in your mouth? Or is that just the stuff? It's the loose. Would he have to stuff his lips all at once with the whole can? Yes, horseshoe. And then Roy did spit the stuff. He just spit for the rest of the episode. It's alive out. You should sandlot him and make him ride the tilt-a-whirl at the same time. That's fine.

All right. You drink a monster and a laxative and you can't leave until there is dump and pants. VIP. The shit just has to touch your underwear. Very good. Yes. Fitting coming from you.

Oh, yeah. Okay, that's a great one. All right. No, someone sent me dump and pants. I like that idea. Mine's a great one. All right. No, someone sent me dumping pants. Nice. I like that idea. Mine's just the regular dip. So you have to eat a monster dip.

It would be a combination of three different Tostitos dips swirled together, and you could eat it with your hands, or I have popcorn for you to dip each one in. Oh, that's great. It's going to be sticky on your fingers, but that's probably the best one. That is a good one. This is an L-L-L-L.

It's not an L. No, yeah. Mine is dip your leg into a hard cast for a week. Oh. Yep. Hell yes. Fuck yeah. Yep, that's mine.

This is kind of niche. Remember the 97 hit by Freak Nasty? I put my hand up on your hip. When I dip, you dip, we dip. You have to do a Jazzercise workout video to that song. Oh, yeah. A music video fully choreographed. You have to do a full choreography.

He has to choreograph it? He has to do a workout dance video. And you've got to be wearing the outfits. We get to pick the outfit. Okay, so nude will be one of them. Yeah, nude is fine. That's fine. Nude's an outfit.

Your first outfit. And then it goes up on the site with no context at all. Okay, I like it. It's a good one. I like that one a lot. Thanks. I did Monster D.I.P. I as in the Roman numeral one.

You have to wear this cheap Freddy Krueger mask every time you're watching football. A team is down one possession. Every time. Every time you have to put the mask on. Eight or less points. Eight or less. It's a monster D.I.P. This is the Bucs or this is any team.

You're watching football. Any team. We can make it just Bucs. No, no, no. Any team. You don't football. Any team. We can make it just Bucs. No, no, no. Any team. You don't have to back off. Let's set a time limit on this. That's like a five-month... It's just one season. Are you expecting the Bucs to not be good?

I think it's Bucs for this season. Bucs for this season. I like that he had Bucs because he will be doing videos. It's very, very cheap. Don't explain the mask whenever you post the video. Jesus Christ, I do not want that. Okay. You want the leg in cast?

Much rather than that. You got to pull up your pants. It's nothing I haven't done before. Okay. Delete Instagram. Okay. Mine was easy. It was just redo the tread water challenge, but in the Hudson River.

Yes. Good one. As long as there's appropriate safety measures, that's fine. Okay. All right, so we have everyone's dip, and now we'll spin elimination style. We'll remind people as we go along what our picks are, and then maybe the last two or three we'll actually put them on there to get the suspense.

I'm rooting for Nick, Big Cats, and KB's in. I'm kind of rooting for Sass's too. Yeah, Che would throw up a lot. I'm surprised you guys didn't pick more actual... There's a lot of great ones. Yeah, yeah. Chewing tobacco. Wait, Owen, what about... I'm trying to think how to make this worse for Che.

He doesn't care about Instagram, you said? Well, Instagram's pretty necessary for your job. Definitely should. You would get in trouble. He doesn't care about Instagram, you said. Well, Instagram's pretty necessary for your account. Definitely should. You would get in trouble if you didn't have an Instagram here. I mean, what would I... What about double Instagram? He does a second one here. I don't have headphones on. Double Instagram? Double Instagram page?

A second account for Chi? Donate your income? I do have a second Instagram page. Oh, okay. God damn it. Donate income permanently? He's thought of everything. He's thought of everything. Okay. Let's do it. So you do care about Instagrams. You've texted me to repost your stories before.

Wait, really? You? Bet the pigskin, yeah. You, yeah. I think the tobacco dip would be the worst one. Definitely. One has him shitting his pants again I would rather shit my pants

and do a thing of dip If I did a dip of tobacco I would shit my pants Yes, yes 100% Get me out of there There goes the good dip The only good thing is off I didn't really want to eat all that dip to be honest

Oh my god You want to use your mull, to be honest. Oh my god. You want to use your mulligan? You get one too, though. I didn't want that. He didn't want to eat all that dip. Which one do you want? I don't know. I'm going to let the wheel decide.

The wheel's just... I will say this about Steven. As frustrating as he is as a human being being he is very much down. He's down for everything. He's down to clown. He also better be down because he's $12,000. He has a bad grammar tattoo on his arm. What if Owens becomes diaper in poop hole

and we do the wedgie wheel again? I'm down. Oh. Fuck. I will give you the option to change theirs if you want. Okay. Oh, and you should just add a full tin of skull while you delete your Instagram. All right, so we're going to full tin of skull.

That'll be one thing. No, well, it's a full tin of skull while you delete your Instagram. You just gave him the option to do that. It's one of those. You pick one thing. If he wants to change to a can of whatever chewing tobacco, that's fine. You just gave him that option to do that. It's one of those. You pick one thing. If he wants to change to a can of whatever chewing tobacco, that's fine. Okay, so which one do we like the most?

Because now we can just. Yeah, we can just keep going. When it gets down to the last one, we just decide what it is. I think it's Nick's. Well, I'll approve these. Yeah, exactly. No sense. I will approve these.

Well, no, we won't. If you want to trade. I'll do down one point, same rules as Nick. All right, yeah, exactly. No sense. Yeah, we'll just do... I will approve these. Well, no, we will. If you want to trade. I'll do down one point, same rules as Nick. All right, yeah. Don't have the same punishment. Oh, just maybe a different mask. A different mask. No, dude.

What mask are you going to do? Do you want to be the alien mask? Oh, my God. That's somewhere in a Kansas frat house. Fuck. Chewbacca? Chewbacca's not a monster. Alright, let's keep spinning. It's an orc.

What if he has a box of masks and he has to reach in and pull out a mystery mask each time? One of them's a Hitler mask? It wasn't meant to be. I had a whole vision. Out of context, Hitler? Why is this guy rooting?

Why is Hitler rooting so hard for the Bucs? No one should make a Twitter account like that. All those out of context pages. That's a pretty good speech. Okay. No Hudson. No Hudson. All right. These are pretty good speech. Okay. No Hudson. No Hudson. All right.

These are all good ones. That probably would have been my preferred. Definitely. So wait, Owen, do you want to change yours at all? Because I think he's going to beat us by being like, I don't care about Instagram. What about dirt bike in Philly? Learn how to get a wheelie. Ride a dirt bike in Philly for a mile.

Yep. Like a pedal bike? No, a dirt bike. You have to go up the museum. Motorized. Yeah, you need to go through Kensington. You need to go through the place where everyone's on heroin.

Yeah. They love showing you. I think he has to meet up with Meek and them. With Meek, yeah. 12 o'clock. That might be difficult. I think I've told this story. I previously failed a moped test, so they wouldn't rent it to me.

How did you fail a moped test? I'm too big. I just kept putting my feet on the ground. A dirt bike's big enough, though. Large rides a moped everywhere. You're not too big. That's not why you failed. They would not rent it to me.

I believe it was on Martha's Vineyard. And I had already paid. They didn't give you the money back? No, they did. Didn't fail the moped test. Yes, they did. They were just like, this guy's going to crash it. We don't want to give it to him.

Yeah, exactly. He's too big. All right, Steven, can you keep the Instagram, but use it to de-stigmatize inbreeding and pedophilia? Oh, I like that. That's good. For how long? You have to do a PowerPoint.

How long? You have to hit both of those. A month, a weekly story. I think it should be a daily story. No, it wouldn't get banned. A post a day. If you care about deleting, why would you care about banned? It's just a slow delete.

I mean, I would just get in trouble from Gaz and other social people. No, he would understand. You might be right if you're just like, hey, is fucking a boy really that bad? Well, if it's your boy. Oh, God. Him breeding. I'm just saying. Yeah, it's both.

Yeah, I like it, Owen. Because if he gets kicked off, then it's just, you know. Just make another one. This reminds me. What are the Nick is the mask, Big Cat is. Dip your leg into a card cast for a week. I checked yesterday, there's no way I'd be able to drive. No, Dr. Dan hit me up. He's like, Steven is the dumbest person alive.

Him thinking that he can do any of those things is crazy. All right. And then KB is. Poop. Poop, okay. It's crazy. Alright. And then KB is... Poop. Poop. Okay. Alright. Alright. Let's get down to... This wheel is just because it's given the true sickest ideas, the biggest platform.

Yeah. How does he prove that he pooped himself? Does he have to... We're gonna have to be there. He'll be in that room and he'll drink the laxative. And the monster. The monster. You have to wait it out. Obviously. Any poop just has to hit you.

I think if you have a monster and a laxative you can't just let out one little pee. It's going to fill up. It's coming. When it comes, it's coming. Yeah. Well, then it comes. Bathroom's right there. Yeah, it's coming. When it comes, it's coming. Yeah. Well, then it comes.

Bathroom's right there. Right there. Yeah, that's not the worst. I pissed my pants in there before. Yeah. It's true. Just the other end. If I've learned anything, pooping your pants at this company is very good for your career.

That is true. Owen, what are we settling on? We've got to retweet that video. A few stories ought to do it. Yeah, a handful. Yeah. What, you get to come up with the content? Yeah, I'll write them and you post them for a few days.

And so no grid posts? Maybe one grid post? Yeah. Just the words? You could archive it after a week. One grid post, but it could be the end of the slideshow. As long as we can okay it with Gaz and the social team, whatever. Why?

Well, I don't want to get the company in trouble. I am kind of on his side about that part. Right, yeah. He's like pro-pedophilia. Pedophilia is tough. That's tough. What about de-stigmatized incest or pedophilia?

You get to choose. As a question, so it's not even like you're making a statement. It's an open conversation. It's a conversation starter. I mean, let's play within the rules here. Like, I'll do whatever, but don't get me on some list. Back to the drawing board. Back to the drawing board, then.

Let's get something else. What about direct impact from paintballs? Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Direct impact from paintballs. Do we all get to do it? Lighting them upballs. Do we all get to do it?

Lighting them up? Yeah. We all get to do it. I've done that at two bachelor parties. It's called a bachelor run. I don't like seeing people get hit. Okay. Really?

If there's no risk of you getting hit in return, it's just all him. I know, but that doesn't have the payoff. He'll just be like, oh, and then it'll be over. No, it's extremely painful If you've ever gotten hit With a paintball What you do is The way they do this Is you run from one side

To another It's typically like I don't know 50 yards sometimes And you touch the wall And you go back And then you guys Could just get the tee off on me

The I'll just say it Like him having to do An entire 10th skull Would be very funny He'll be fucked Terrible Like great to watch Do dip from on Having to do an entire tin of skull would be very funny. He'll be fucked. Terrible.

Great to watch. Do dip for mine. Do cope fine cut. Yeah. I don't know what any of these are, so they're all the same to me. They're all the same to me. Are there worse brands? Drugs in public.

Vapor in public. Fine cut's a mess. Vapor in public. Drugs in public, they're saying. Drunk in public. D in public, drugs in public, they're saying. Drunk in public. What about dribbling panties? You gotta play basketball in nothing but a little pair of ladies underpants. I was thinking doesn't itch penis

and we have to put like itching powder on his dick and he can't just have it on his whole show. We had drunk in public for him once. It didn't go well. I don't want the in public. Yeah, in Public is... Him performing anything, like the basketball and that. Like a dick suck in public, you're saying?

Is there an instrument that he can perform? A didgeridoo? Didgeridoo. Dancing in public. I mean, we're right near Times Square. We could get him a permit and have him... Dick in piano and we just smash it. Smash it like piano.

Kate, look around. We don't have a lot of permit getters here, I don't think. Okay, fair enough. What the hell does that mean? That was a wild insult. I'm really pissed off from that. What the fuck? You could get a fucking permit.

I'll get one right now. That is the most niche insult I've heard. What the fuck, dickhead? All city hall, please. TJ, I want a permit. Somebody said dip set, and he has to dress like Cameron for a week. That's it.

That's Owens. Good job, Yak comments. What does Cameron dress like? Oh, that's great. Good one, Yak comments. Great job. Knew he'd find it. Say it out loud for the one, comments. Yeah, commenters, great job. Knew he'd find it. Say it out loud for the one, two.

Yes. That would be the funniest. Oh, yes. Okay, great. That's only one day. No, that's a whole week. I'm saying there's different Cameron outfits. We'll pick them all out for you.

In an array of looks. Shout out to Josh Kim for the idea. So wait, does he only wear pink? He loves pink, though. Oh. He has some other color ways. That would be so good. All right, that's fine.

So whose is that? Owen's. What is it? So wait, I thought Owen was Skoll. No, no, no. Owen is both. You have to do both. Actually, KB, you should change yours.

Instead of the laxative, you just have to do the skull to poop. Because that will double. Yeah, okay. It doesn't matter how, you just have to poop. Yeah. That's still the rules? Yeah. Skull and laxative.

I'll either do skull or poop my pants. No, we're saying... You're combining two punishments. You can drink the monster and poop a little bit And that's all we would need Or if you did dip You would have to do a monster shit Yeah

I don't know, just pick one of them Play with them I'm being pretty generous Look at this $12,000 how it's changed You decide KB, it's yours I like that No, do the dip but you just have to still have to shit your pants what if he doesn't poop from doing the tobacco it carries on to the next day i'll i'll how about this if i do that if i do the whatever tin of chewing tobacco

whatever happens in the hour and a half that the show typically goes it's a three-hour show hour and a half the show typically goes. I'll go to 245, and then if I don't poop my pants on, I don't poop my pants. You gotta eat a huge meal before. We're working on a lot of intricacies when the chances of it happening are 25%. That's true. Alright, let's keep going.

I'm just really afraid he's not gonna poop himself. He'll poop himself. I've never done that stuff before. I'm afraid he'll... What if he himself. He'll poop himself. I've never done that stuff before. I'm afraid he'll... What if he throws up? Oh! What is it?

In prison. In prison? If it's just straight up county jail... How could we pull that off? It's prison, not jail. How could we pull that off? I don't know. I think he'd have to break the law.

I have connections, but he died. Yeah. From natural causes? It's also not a connection. It's like a small county prison. Connected to it. Your dad could just invite him to his room. Me.

Conjugal visit. All right, let's stick with what we have. The originals and Owen's change. So, wait, KB, is yours poop pants or tin? Yeah, poop pants, and then dip set, and then poop pants or tin? Yeah, poop pants. And then dip set. And then mine's dip leg and cast. And Nick is the mask.

We should just keep Monster Dip on the wheel with all these ideas. Yeah. Yes. God damn it. All that discussion. The wheel, no? Yeah, I mean, Nick was right. He's like, this probably won't happen.

Okay. All right, so it's dip set. He's got to dress like dip set for a week. I am dip, leg, and cast. These are all good. These are all great. These are all great. These are all great. And how's the eliminator working first? Because these are all things we get to

watch over and over. Right. Yep. Shay, how you feeling? You decide the eliminator, how you want the eliminator to go. Well, we'll eliminate one to get to two, and then when it gets to two, two, then whatever it lands on four times will be the punishment.

I'm okay with all these. What are you guys rooting for? I kind of like Dipset. I like Dipset a lot. I like the other two. Yeah, I'm fine with Cass being off. I wanted Cass. I wanted Cass, but I have a feeling we're going to get him in a leg cast at some point.

Yes. We'll get that. We're knocking on the door. We bully enough to where it will happen. That's right. We might just have Dr. Dan show up and be like, all right, Steven, ready for your leg cast? He just has to do it.

I wonder. I want the mask. I want the mask, too. Just those Twitter videos. We both are great. Watching the Bucs, and it's just it turns around, and he's in a really cheap Freddy Krueger. The whole season?

The whole season. I want the mask. Just down one by far. I mean, Dipset's good, though, too. Yeah. For an entire week, I'm just looking like a total clown. Do you ride Jersey Transit? Yes.

Okay. Oh, that's going to be sad. Wait, clarifying the mask. So this is just the Bucs when they are down. Anybody is down one possession on a Bucs game. Either team. Either team. Okay.

So first touchdowns yes yeah it will first two scores unless the bucks score again yeah right right right right then if the other team scores it goes back on yeah that sucks that's the worst one by far yeah so all right you don't have to have it on for 0-0. No, no. That's a tie. Right, yep. So it's first to land on four times wins. Whole season's fucked up. Playoffs excluded. Sure.

Wins meaning that he has to do it. And when you go to a game, you've got to bring the mask. You're going to a game, right? Yeah. Won't be the whole time and it'd be multiple members of dip set if it's like Jewel Santana yeah that makes sense he had like a cool way of dressing as well

he was more of a bandana guy oh I could fuck with a bandana you could fuck with that but it needs to be baggy-ass jeans. It can't be jeans that you already have. It has to be all new shit. Okay. Shave his head like Joel's. Oh, you gotta shave your head.

One for Mask. All right. Here we go. It's set. I would request a couple of the masks so they're not really gross sure yeah whatever you need sweetie 20 bucks each slow clap One-one.

Finish the job. Enjoyed that. Slow claps are electric. It was. Felt good. Do it for the last one. There we go. All right, 2-1. Solid mask. I'm kind. Do it for the last one. There we go.

All right, 2-1. Solid mask. I'm kind of talking myself into the mask. Oh! You got to be – it's going to be – The only part that would be difficult is the glasses. But I can figure it out. Are there glasses? You're going to have to make them.

Stop. Stop. No, no, no, no, no, no have to make them. Stop. Stop. No. Oh, no. Dipset is great, too, guys. Dipset is great. Dipset is great. Dipset is great.

But there's a clear one that we're rooting for. I'm rooting for Dipset. I like Dipset, too. Unless we can make him worry about Dipset when he goes to the game. A full week of him. Oh, yeah, the week that he goes to the game. Yes, good point, TJ. Oh, this should be immediately redeemable. No. Oh, yeah, the week that he goes to the game. Yes, good point, TJ. Oh, this should be immediately redeemable. No, no, no, no.

We get to choose the week. Yeah, come on. Because we don't even have the wardrobe yet. We've got to buy the clothes. Or Christmas week. We can have a whole episode just shopping. The week of Christmas. Come on.

We'll shade this Christmas in a little dip set. Well, Christmas will be home. We each got to go pick out a dip set outfit. Oh, yeah. We each pick one out. And I'll be happy to fund it. Love it. I'll say'll be home. We each got to go pick out a dip set outfit. Oh, yeah. We each pick one out. And I'll be happy to fund it. Love it. I'll say it right there.

That's fine, but don't pick the week. Let me just do it next week or the week after. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. Come on. Come on. You're going to box the Packers in full dip set. Oh.

Okay. Set. Three, two. No, this could be the last one if it lands on the dip set. No, one of the stipulations was don't fuck with the buck stuff. So the season has passed. I'm willing to do it, but just like let's be reasonable. Let's just do it next week or the week after.

You're about to wear a mask for the whole fucking season. Now you're worried about one week of clothes? And it was that you couldn't miss games, not that you couldn't wear something to a game. You know how awesome you'd look at a game? You'd make the Jumbotron. True. Not trying to make the Jumbotron.

A player would probably throw you a ball. Don't give him this. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I'll take off the Bucks-Packers game that you're going to. You have to return the entire slush fund. No.

You already called his money guy. All right. We'll take off Bucks Packers, but then you have to, in exchange, give us three weeks of the mask. So Dipset, Homegate. On a week that you pick. Dipset on a week

that you pick, but then we get three weeks of the mask. That we pick. Two weeks. No, no. Three weeks. Three weeks is fair. Fine, but then we do the dip set thing like right away. Yeah, we'll do it in September.

Once you have everything. Yeah. Yes. Okay. Deal. Not when I'm at the game. Yes. Deal.

Okay. That's fine. All right. So we got at least some of the masks. What was your concern about it being at the game that you're going to meet

like people from the Bucs and they're going to be like, why are you wearing this? That's not what I want to... I don't want... Do you feel like the smartest person in the world after negotiating with him? All the time. He's going to win.

He's going to start dressing like Dipset and someone's going to fucking find him on the street and give him a record deal. It's going to be awesome. I'll sign you up to fucking Sony right now. Yeah. I'll sign you up to fucking Sony right now. All right. Are we slow clapping on this one, or is it going to be the next one if it gets to game seven?

I think it's game seven slow clap. Game seven. So this could be a no clap. It's 3-2 dip set, right? 3-2 dip set. Game seven. Will wants to clap. Almost.

Will wants to clap. Almost. Okay. I'm on. Will wants to clap. I'm on. Okay. I'm going to start the slow clap. Warming up my fingers for it. I don't even really know what I want to win. The wheel is just... Hit the wheel!

Running out of slow claps. Yes! Freddy Krueger! Steven does not realize how many times he's going to have to wear that mask all the fucking time on and off is worse than just keeping it on

oh no way because then you get the relief okay we'll see this is going to be great that's awesome Nick I'm going to send the link it's going to be an overtime game that's close to the hallway

no one say anything to Dave overtime game is fine buddy don't say anything to Dave it'll be so funny the first time he puts it game that's close to the hole. No one say anything to Dave. Overtime game is fine, buddy. Don't say anything to Dave. It'll be so funny the first time he puts it on. He's like, what the fuck are you doing? Imagine this overtime of their most important game of the season. It's tied in overtime, dumbass.

He can't hear you. He is right. He is right. Oh, I see. Damn, Brandon. Another dub for Che. Yeah see. I see. I see. Damn, Brandon. He killed you. Another dub for Che. Yeah. He called you a dumbass.

Doesn't he? He did. He's a aggressive dumbass. He said it's tied in overtime. Dumbass. I saw his face. I didn't hear his voice. I felt the vitriol on his face.

So you need this for this week, though. Yes. Amazon Prime. Perfect. Send it to me. I'll buy it right now. Just get like, I don't know, like four of them. Yep. No problem.

Anything you want, honey boo. Make sure they're like adult sizes. These suck. Send it to the group chat so TJ can put it up on the screen so everyone can see it. I don't think everyone saw it. Oh man.

That's kind of bullshit because this actually equates to, I mean, this was, yeah. What? Huh? Huh? No, this ends up being a... Am I dressed like Dipset? It's such a bad match. I'll dress like Dipset. And then we agree this is regular season only. Yes, regular season only.

And bucks only. You're going to scare the shit out of your kids. Oh, shit. This is very scary. Oh,, shit. This is very scary. Oh, my God. This is so scary. It looks like it's covered in sores and herpes kind of vibe. Oh, shit.

It's not going to get here. The Jew money for Norton. The eye holes look decent for glasses. Yeah. Sorry, Che. I'm going to check specs. Okay. Wait, is this a me get some Rex specs. Okay. Wait, is this a bigger head?

It's pretty big, I think. Is it not like a latex mask or whatever? I don't think it's going to be tight on you. I don't know. What are the reviews? Pretty bad? Well, what's that one? It's 100% plastic It's just gonna be hard

Would you rather a latex? I want something that'll like fit on my head But I mean I don't know what regular masks are made out of What are those? Just a really fucking Order placed Oh my god

That's horrifying So The 19th So I think we're missing the first two games. Yeah, we're going to have to go to Abracadabra. We'll find one. Don't worry. The thing is, if we go to Abracadabra, we're coming back with a really nice one.

Yeah. Movie quality. That will be the one that he'll wear the most of. This is going to be so shitty. I can't imagine doing this. It's annoying looking through a mask in general. Yeah, breathing in a mask. And then breathing in it.

Yeah, maybe I was... I'm sorry, Steve. Yeah, that was pretty shitty of you. Can you bring it to the game? No, that was the agreement. For Dipset. For Dipset it was. Oh.

We'll take the game off. Would they let him in with that? You have to wear a shirt with you in the mask. Yes. That's fair. When we're down one score, okay. Yes. Or one score game, whatever.

Taking just that one game off. Or is it all Bucs games that he goes to? Just the one game. Are you going to more than one? Because he could find a loophole and go to a bunch of Bucs games so he never has to wear the mask. No, because I have to be on stream. Yeah. I forgot to be on stream. Yeah.

I forgot about streams with Dave. Dude, he's going to be in the back row in the Hoboken house just with a Freddy Krueger mask on for all Sunday. It's going to be so great. No, this is only for Bucs games. Right. But down one possession either way. And if you're at home, you've got to do it too. Either team being down one possession.

Kids are going to be so scared. Yeah, that's actually pretty fucked up. But just $12,000 just goes a long way for therapy. Should we get another mask you could wear over top? Should we get a child? A blippy? Yeah. Should we get him a child-friendly mask?

Get a child-friendly mask for games at home, which won't be many. Probably like the Bucks-Seahawks-Germany early game. Yeah, there won't be many games at home. Let's pick it out right now. All right, let's pick out a child-friendly mask for games at home, which won't be many. Probably like the Bucks, Seahawks, Germany early game. Yeah, there won't be many games at home. Let's pick it out right now. All right, let's pick out a child-friendly mask. Pick out like an animal

or something. Okay. Let's see. Maybe like a fish. Yeah, that's fine. Don't do a Seahawk, though. All right, how about a Seahawk? No, don't do a Seahawk.

Yes, a Seahawk is a good idea. No, because that's like the... Yeah, look at a Seahawk. Yes, a Seahawk is a good idea. Oh, that's like the... Yeah, look at that Seahawk. Does that beak look like a pussy? Yeah, do the yellow duck. That's fine. What about a Seahawk? Yeah, I'm fine with that.

Let's keep looking. Let's browse. That beak does look like a pussy. Oh, that other yellow duck next to that one. Oh, no, scary. Oh, no, kid-friendly. How about a... Yeah, that.

You won't be able to see. Steven, I'm actually going to tag that one was. Oh, no scary. Oh, no, kid-friendly. Kid-friendly. How about a... Yeah, that. You won't be able to see. Steven, I'm actually going to add that one to you here. I think I would be more scared. I'll be sad as horrified. There has to be

eye holes in it, right? It looks like it's in the nostrils. At least the other person, at least the other one your kids will think you're a human. What, a lizard?

Would they like the lizard? That's scary. No, no, no. That's very scary. What, a lizard? Would they like the lizard? That's scary. No, no, no. That's very scary. How about the chipmunk or something like that? Wait, wait, go. That's scary, too. Wait, what about another person?

Who's a... George Bush? Ronald Reagan? Ronald Reagan? Still a little scary. Yeah, do like a cartoon or something. Do Paw Patrol. Okay.

Or like Sesame Street or something like that. Is that Kanye? Kim Jong-un? One of the far right. Mr. He lives in baseball. God. I'm going to buy that.

You want that for Sunday too? That is terrifying. You have to fuck your to buy that. You want that for Sunday too? You have to fuck your wife with that. That's the ask. Send me that. Do the fuzzy chicken. That one was good right there. Chicken was good. Paw Patrol was good.

You can buy a friendly, a kid's friendly mask. It has to be goofy. It has to be goofy. There's no mask that your kids are going to be and not be scared of. Oh, hell no. Like Sesame Street or something like that. Yeah, that's fine. As long, because it's not that many games and it's also like, we won't. What is that one?

I'm going to be screaming for almost most of them. Yeah, right. Exactly. This is the Shape of Water mask. I'm not trying be screaming for most of them. Yeah, right, exactly. This is the shape of water mask. I'm not trying to ruin your kid's Christmas. Yeah. Oh, we are playing on Christmas. Dick sucking.

You're playing on... Oh, no. It's at night. You can dress as Santa Claus for that entire game if you'd like. But Santa Claus mask, though. Yeah. Or get the baby. What about just another baby?

Oh, that's so creepy. What the fuck? I'll find a... Oh, that one's creepy. What the fuck? I'll find a... Oh, that one's good. That one's good. That's your whole face. That's way too open. I'd argue that's not a mask.

Right. Whoa. Whoa. Scary. Oh, you... This really sucks for the last two minute streams I do. Oh, man. Good content.

Can we do a special Halloween episode? I would love that. We gotta go all out on costumes? Yes. Yes. Wait, it has to be, it's a monster dip, so it has to be a monster. So Sesame Street has monsters. It'd be Cookie Monster.

Even Elmo's a monster. Yeah, I'll do something like that. Okay. But those will be pretty rare because I'm streaming most, pretty much every Sunday but sometimes they have primetime or whatever. yeah I'll do something like that okay but those will be pretty rare because I'm streaming most pretty much every Sunday but sometimes they have primetime and whatever

and it's only down one possession I'm happy with how this turned out it's fine regular season fucks me but

that's fine it's a long time that's a lot of money $5,000 yeah four taxes what's it gonna want to be in? I got $0 $7 $7? you got a lot of money. $1,000. Yeah. Four taxes. What's it going to want to be in? I got $0.

Six or seven? Yeah. Seven? You got a lot of unjunk sleep, though. Fuck off, Jay. Do we run a contest for sass? No, I don't want a contest. I mean, you came in second.

I will put the money back on the wheel. I don't want... I don't need money. Damn. That's awesome. No, I would like money, but... All wheel. I don't need money. Damn. That's awesome. I would like money, but... All right, let's set something up. I don't need sympathy money.

It's not sympathy money. You'd be earning it by doing well in the most dangerous game show. It was like eight months ago. I really didn't mean it. I was kidding when I said it. I just have been having fun over the last two days doing this shit. It's been very fun. Tomorrow's Data Day. Data Day, I've told Steven I want.

He's going to submit his data picks to TJ and Quigs tonight so we'll have all the graphics so the people at home can actually see. It'll also be a blog posted by at that time too. So people can play along.

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Okay, so data day tomorrow. And then Friday we just have a regular show. I'm pretty sure I'm not going to be here on Friday. Don't thumbs down me. Doesn't it feel terrible when you get thumbs down in the chat for saying you're going to be late? Yeah. I implore Colby to stop doing that.

He won't stop. I've wanted to kick him out of the chat multiple times. What's he have to lose? Exactly. He has nothing to lose. That's what makes him so dangerous. Shout out Colby. Tony Finau I think won pretty recently. Yeah. He did. Tony Finau I think won pretty recently Yeah He did Tony Finau tracker We're gonna have Colby back in

For the 12 hour stream Yes we're gonna have a ghost of Yak past Oh dang Did you guys decide when that is yet? The 12 hour stream We're gonna do it on a Friday We just gotta figure out which Friday Cause I think we want

I think as a show Doing 12 hours Then having to come in And do another show the next day Did we say 4 to 4? I'm down for 4 to 4. I like 4 to 4. That sounds fun.

We can get drunk at the end of it. We can dress up. Are we doing 4 p.m.? 4 a.m. to 4 p.m. Okay. Just running all day. Yeah. And the real...

It doesn't have to happen during that, in this room. So can we host Pick Central? Yes. I guess it would depend on ad stuff, but I think so. Definitely. Because that show is presented by. Okay. We'll figure it out.

Yeah. They could do a podcast for him too, probably. They could, yes. Yeah. So we'll be good. Okay. See everyone tomorrow. Data Day.

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