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Episode Date: April 1, 2025

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. I'm the coolest one out of all of us. That was incredible. Hello, it's the Yak. Whoa, man, Kyle looks good. Roback.com promo code Yak yak 20% off your first purchase cues. It's pull those hoodies joggers shorts row back calm promo code yak Is this a new suit always does look good. This is stupid You look good. You know how good you look it's the attitude to that like really sets it off

No, yeah, how do you look good? But you just like you're you're laid back and you're like this little fucking stupid I don't you you look this is better than yesterday Yeah, my significant was horrible you did the socks correctly the shoes everything. It's perfect suit guys are ruthless Wait, is this new? brand new Yesterday no, I found it in my closet. Oh, but that does not make it brand new. No, I bought it What I bought it this morning um I didn't have any other now. I don't know. I don't know the answer very conflicting stories. I'm gonna sue

Yesterday got pretty bad reviews Yeah, but you know you I don't think you put your whole heart into yesterday. Your whole heart's into this one. I didn't, but people made me feel like I should have, so here it is. Looks good. You got it. It's not tainted. You're like a tech billionaire. Yeah.

Yeah. Nailed it. You look like a NFL agent. You look like an NFL agent. You look like you work at Drew Rosen house office yeah yeah good thing I mean you're getting paid yeah all right that's enough okay good-looking boys the tightest thumbnail for your mark have you not seen I really have not seen you haven't I didn't see it seen see it they get this photo it's unbelievable wait did you call in or

did you zoom in I zoomed in I went to mostly sports studio but it couldn't have been a thumbnail you're doing it today Brandon they're not gonna make me look this good well I didn't see it you don't I know I could not see you didn't have to I looked at but I mean no no no you don't have to clarify I was doing a good job clarifying that on my own you didn't have to clarify that. I was doing a good job clarifying that on my own. You didn't have to pile up. I mean, yeah, but like you would like them to use the best possible picture, but it will not look as good as Mark. Your a plus game still loses by 30 to Mark. Understand. I was saying that you didn't have to then say it. You could

get all the breaks, all the, Oh, Oh my God. That's a good actually that's the most high-definition photo I've ever weird that looks weird It's shocking I disagree with you guys I think that's a bad picture A little bit of a weird picture perfect clavicle. It doesn't look like him know something weird about it It's a tightest look a little more chinny. It's the most high def photo Sometimes too high def is bad. Yeah, I don't have that You look crazy horny in that photo What?

Oh, I guess he kind of is no time he looks chaise right? Oh my look crazy horny pretty crazy horny is that your crazy were you crazy? Yeah, the photographer was Waste up big tits nude photographer Every guy photograph is horny for some reason yeah, he's biting their lip. Brandon, they'll make you... that's not a... But that's not a natural... they did something. That's filtering somehow. But Titus, I don't know if you heard what I said, like literally like every fumble, every break goes Brandon's way. Still getting 50 pcs. The refs are bought and paid for. Yeah, I still not enough. I just don't

understand why you're... I was talking to tight I'm San Jose State and I'm playing I'm playing 2004 USC right now. Got it. I'm getting beat 59 nothing, but I'm trying Yeah, can you do your pose? But your lower lip. Oh I was just no I said your hot. Oh, do you not know how to bite your lip? Oh god Can you pull out the big pencil on the show today? I will bring the book. Yeah, you should where is the big there's one back there. I'll get the one back How do you lose it? Ah, it's a gambling cave. I'm sure Don't let that get into the hands of someone we don't want our enemies. Yeah, what who's gonna?

There's a big pencil Nikki smoke. I mean, okay Nikki smokes won't be here for a couple weeks because they're taking away the gym for the mini golf. Oh I mean, okay, Nikki smokes won't be here for a couple weeks because they're taking away the gym for the mini golf Oh, yeah, so that's gonna be the contents at a standstill Do we think Kate is later Kate forgot the act started maybe some weird April Fool's thing? Yeah, definitely Yeah, there's a good chance. She hired like some old man who plays a character. Yeah Yeah Very and we give her what she wants. got a look alike of the six flags old man April Fool's they're not even trying anymore like Tiger Woods you see Tiger Woods nobody's believing that that was well

I think the four play guys did okay also Okay here comes camera Here comes camera Has the footage of Bosco bucking at meek Phil dropped yet. No, I haven't seen it TJ I've seen it Bosco bucked at meek Phil. I'm welcome Adam like a horse. Yeah It's exactly how I describe it was Bosco on all fours. No, but it was a buck you mind if I take notes Yeah, he bucked he bucked at him was this during a live show. I know I think it was just I think it was just between You know between shows. Oh, yeah, here we go. We got it. Finally. Is it there's the buck

What's up Bosco what's up? Why aren't you on the bus? Phil, like, are you fucking like... I'm asking you a question. He bucked at him. That's not... The guys saw you walk through. They wanted you on Pick Central. Got it, Phil.

Got it, Phil. Make sure you post it to him. You and Neely, boy. All right. What was he gonna do? I don't know. It was a warning shot. Wow. Is he backsliding a little bit? I mean't know. It was a warning shot. Wow.

Is he backsliding a little bit? I mean, I think this has stressed him out. But I also don't think the bus is stressing him out as much as it's like he might not make it for the pump party. Pump party is all he cares about. It's all the letters. And Cody Lanza is going on the bus with Bosco. Oh no.

All time rider. All the way? Yeah. 50 plus hours. Is it 50? It got changed to 47 47 47 hours or two two full days And that's Hey was the bus driver Four hour So it's a drive like an hour stop for an hour is that how no I think it's drive for like six hours

Then they change buses Do you think the bus has cruise control? No chance these guys are professionals Can I see him bucking at him again? I jumped yeah Jumped a little bit Why aren't you on the bus Phil like are you fucking like you serious right now Phil? I'm asking a question it's like a it's like a gorilla running up against the glass at the

at the zoo yeah it's like a Doberman lunging but not realize yeah tied to a pole He looks he looks like a punk 13 year old The foodie boy he's got some Dennis the menace shit going on yeah, that's a cartoon bully Foodie boy, he's got some Dennis the menace shit going on. Yeah, that's a cartoon bully Why aren't you on the bus That may that might does look like me. I would if it wasn't the first time he asked it would piss me off. Yeah Are we have the alternate angle meek field? Oh Big filled kind of a pussy. He dropped back pretty fast. Oh

Man was lunch. He's got a assume that it could happen. Yeah, true Yeah at any point at any point Are you fucking kidding me? Oh, it looked worse from here. Oh, he did. Yeah, he got dark. Defensive pose. Yeah. Get his knees bent. Got it, Phil. Got it, Phil. Make sure you post it to it, you and Neely boy. All right.

Let's take a 30. Yes, Phil. Let's take a 30. I'm asking you a question. Are you concerned? Yeah. Phil is the best. He is one of our best.

He's such a little troll. I love it. He's so funny. Oh my God. Surprised Fasoli wasn't lurking around there, too. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he works here still, right? Allegedly. I haven't seen him. Does he work in a long term? Does he still have that all-new look? Remember that? Oh, yeah.

The first day he looked different. Is he beaten down yet? He looked like a finance bro. TJ, you've seen him over there, right? Yeah, I was in the New York office a couple weeks ago, and he was like this third person I saw and he just went you missed me that much, huh? How's he doing the same I'm fine we could send him to Barstool Iraq and he would be like Vivo as long as it's got the stool. Yeah

Just carrying it around we should make him be like a What is it the mission the Mormons go on? Yeah, I'm still miss. Yeah, it's a mission. Is it a mission? Yeah, or two years or send him send him abroad Yeah, that sounds way cooler than what it actually is. Yeah, but just converting like villagers in Thailand I think he'd be way more successful than a Mormon. Yeah, I do too Oh, yeah, I want him to knock on doors and convert people.

Yeah, just open up a laptop and be like, here's a pizza review. What do you think? He's like a traveling salesman. Yeah. How many people Big Cat kills at this fair? Mormon missions are crazy because it's like a big reveal where they're going.

And it could be Argentina, or it could be New Jersey. Yeah, so is it like a raffle? How does it work? I think it's just completely random. And like they'll cry and be hysterical if they have to go somewhere in the country. Do we have video of them? Yeah, they do think they're like,

they're shaming their god by a... I would imagine it would be harder to, like if you were If you had to go somewhere to Try to get people to convert to a new religion Going to New Jersey would make it very difficult Yeah, people would just like get the fuck off my way would be bad Where's like going where you can't don't speak the same language kind of I feel I think it's worse. No, they're going to like Siberia

and the Vospa risk and they can't call their parents and they just get rejected 50 times a day and threatened. Yeah, one person have like Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses adapted to calling instead because anyone who just shows up at your door and starts knocking is untrustworthy right off the bat. I'm not picking up. I meant to say this I think when you guys troll Bosco with the Mormon outfits the other day you look more like Jehovah's Witnesses than you did Mormons, I don't know the difference There's the East Coast Mormons. They're more white shirts and What are Jehovah's? I know Jehovah's Witnesses don't do any holidays, including birthdays. Are Jehovah's Witnesses not Mormon?

I don't know. Have we had this conversation? Yeah. I don't think. I'm so afraid at this point. Don't be afraid. I feel like this is gonna come up. We're just gonna do the same,

we're gonna have the same talk every couple months. That's why we'll be more educated next time. Yeah. So what is the difference? Anyone have a difference? Brandon, you've only said the way they dress, which I don't think I think you speaks to Methods are different you you you have more knowledge than the rest of us

I don't have much but you do because you made that point Mormons are in Utah and I know that are everywhere else, right? But Mormons started in like, Ohio But they got to Utah Steve Young's grandfather is a Mormon Yes, Steve Young's great-great-grandfather is bringing me up the number one Mormon. Yeah, uh Who's number one? He's got to be number one Joseph Smith No, but think about when the Pocahontas guy that's John Smith, right? Yeah, but think about it when Steve Young wins the Super Bowl and you're in the Mormon church, you're like, see? That's our guy. We really are.

This is what it's gonna be. Yeah. We've done it. And they got close with Mitt Romney to the. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. Like that's, we knew it.

God was gonna give us every Super Bowl. Wow. And so they probably thought it was just gonna keep going. Okay. Mormons, founded by just going to keep going. Okay. Mormons founded by Joseph Smith in New York. Okay. They believe Smith restored the church through divine revelation and new scripture. Jehovah's Witnesses founded by Charles Taze Russell in the 1870s in Pennsylvania.

See, that's way off from New York. Emphasize returning to early Christianity and avoiding what they see as corrupted church doctrines. Okay. Alright, the Mormons used the Bible, the Book of Mormon, Doctrine and Covenants, and Pearl of Great Price. Jehovah's Witnesses used only the Bible, specifically their own translation, the New World Translation.

Oh, so Mormons believe that God has a physical body. Oh. Jesus is the literal Son of God and Savior. Strict Monotheists believe Jehovah is the only God. Oh, there it is. Jehovah's the other there it is Jehovah's Witness they reject the Trinity. That's a big difference big difference Okay, I'll do it vastly different. Yeah, so They believe only a hundred and forty four thousand go to heaven. Well. How many Jehovah's Witnesses are that's shit? That's already they're fucked. They're done. That's a big house, so that means people do people get booted

They're fucked. They're done. It's a big house. So that means people do people get booted It's a one in one out with no belief in an eternal torment. That's good, but the wicked are Annihilated most faithful followers will live forever on Paradise Earth. So it was you don't get to heaven you get a good earth So Jehovah's go door to door, but so do missions Well now missions are not door to door there there The missionary work can cover a vast array of things. They'll just like chill in your backyard. They'll go build churches, build hospitals, they'll do all kinds of shit. Got it. You ever put in that missionary work?

I have. My man. Oh yeah. Love that. Just you missionary, Titus missionary, it's a blow up for Titus. Why? I would, I'm trying to think of what position I'd want to walk in on you doing. It would have to be a lazy boy getting head. It would have to be. Yeah. Yeah, it would have to be.

I think, no, I think it's got to be like scratching his balls through like a hole in his pocket. That would be fine. That'd be fine. That would be fine seeing that. That's about as far as I can go. So if you walked in. And I see your heels up. Why would my heels be up? Well no, I see your heels and then like,

I see heels first and then up. Okay, all right. So if you walk in and I'm having missionary style sex, that bothers you? I don't think I'd like to see. Oh, the sounds, one can only imagine. I'd be worried about suffocation. Yeah.

Yeah, but I, no, I'm face down, I can't suffocate. No, no, no, other way. Yeah. Not that big. Six-five, about 270. That's completely normal size. How's your fitness journey going? Well, they're taking the gym out Yeah, I'm back on my mini golf. I'm back lifting Kyle

Meet me in like yeah until Mmm Memorial Day If that every morning I say this is the day I'm gonna go out and get a good workout and every morning I sit on that couch and I lean back first and then I lay and then I fully lay and then I'm gone Oh That reminds me what I got a reply to this email I'll tell you guys out loud because it would be incredible if it happened the Special Olympics. Mm-hmm

because it would be incredible if it happened. The Special Olympics powerlifting team reached out and said they wanted to come and do a powerlifting competition against us, which would be awesome because they would dominate us. Dominate us. Dominate us. Yeah, it'll be so funny if KB was like, Hulk Hogan, NWO, last member for them.

I completely forgot. Now I wanna win gold. Yeah. Really badly. I would love if I won gold. That'd be the proudest moment of my life. Absolutely. I completely forgot about it so I gotta reply. You're not physically limited.

No. No, they're strong as fuck. KB runs away with the circus. I would be happy with Brawn. He just jumps in the car with him. Where we going boys? It could be Johnny Knoxville in the ringer same side Are you on?

That's fuck. I'll be an amazing get the cow ripkin of Special Olympic events. I wouldn't miss one travel the world It would feel good to like winning feels great I I'm fine losing close Some of my best moments were close losses to better people yeah It's almost the same sensation because I feel guilt if I win sometimes Losing close is the best yeah there we go. What about winning no I feel a little guilty Like that person probably would be happier than I am now Mm-hmm Noted thank you

Losing close what was it goes losing close is better than winning. Yeah No, cuz you didn't piss him off. Oh, you're an admirable happy you did well You can still get some and you you know you have room for him. Oh, I'll get him like I only lost by one Yeah, that's true. Is Kate like in the front area like waiting for somebody. I don't know I What is she? I I saw her this morning. I walked in and I held the door She was like maybe ten steps behind me and of course she apologized for me having to hold the door for her I did the rundown with her. She was in here like five minutes before the show started then she vanished Also fuck you Nick Nick just told Mincy today that I was looking for him.

I walked up the stairs and I was like, Mincy Big Cat's looking for you. Just awkwardly stand outside the PMT studio. What do you need? He's like, Nick said you were looking for me. That's diabolical. It really messed up. Really messed up. Also Nick, do you got a banger on your hands right now? I don't think so.

I think so. I don't think so. You guys see Nick's tweet? I think he's back in the game. Every once in a while, it feels good to dust it off if something falls in your lap. He's got a banger. What was this? It was the Morgan Wallin walking off set,

but I just noticed a guy's last name above him. Yeah. It's Edward. It's pretty good. Yeah, it's not bad. It's pretty good. It's the thing I caught. He's sneaking it with the credits. Oh, that's amazing. Is It's pretty good. It's the thing I get it with the credits

Oh, that's amazing. Is this one of the dumbest controversies possible? Yeah. Yes and also I Kind of understand like Morgan is kind of a dick for doing that The man wants to go to God's country right but like why even do the show if you hate the people but also People on the show why even invite him if you hate him I empathize with him. Yeah, do you think he was that motivated or you just wanted to get back? I don't know Yeah, I think he was just I don't think he liked I would imagine the cast probably wasn't big fans of his I think him and Bo and Yang kick it. Yeah

Yeah, but also why invite that guy? Yeah, you know, it was a weird thing on both sides. Yeah, it's a really dumb controversy, right? So so so stupid so he left after that was he supposed to like stick around and like Hug and I think you're supposed to stick around for the 30 seconds that they're on camera and like everyone hugs and talks It was bad optics. Everyone's hugging and he just be lines, but they were also I mean everybody hated everybody He hated them. They hated him. They were 15 feet behind him. They're never that far behind. So they all hated each other. Yeah.

Yeah, I think you just described what everyone else noticed. I could see, not big country music fans, I could see just one day getting done talking into the mic and then just walking off and never talking to any of you motherfuckers again. Yeah. I would enjoy that. I mean, you do it most days. You do it, any of you motherfuckers again. Yeah. I would enjoy that.

I mean, you do it most days. You do it, yeah. Around two o'clock. You just disappear. After the gauntlet, you walk off and take a picture of your jeep and say, gotta get back to God's country. Y'all got two hours out of me. How you use them is up to you.

Thank you. We'll torture you and make fun of you for everything. Done. Yeah, okay. TJ texted us that we did more Min Mormon source Jehovah's Witnesses. No. 11, 15. I thought we may.

I don't know. No! Sentence is not a similarity at all. It felt familiar. It felt familiar. In this studio, it just felt familiar. All right. That was almost two years ago.

All right, new goal. Our new conversation we've never had. Conversation. Are you getting head-sitting down? No. We've done that. Also look who comes on next. Curtinous Jake.

Oh. Oh, Jesus. You waited 25 minutes. The camera wasn't even on you. The camera wasn't on me. What was that for? That's not April Fools. How was that?

Hey, look under your seat, bitch. Oh. Uh-oh. How is that? Oh? Wait you were live that's funny. Oh my Okay, oh Shit did you poop under your seat? It's ice cream. Oh, ice cream. Whole ice cream. Ripping poop. Pooped. Oh, man. Not a full cold poop? Dude.

Yuck, Brandon. That was an awesome April Fool. Yeah. Holy shit. Wait, so Kate, what were you thinking? I wish we had known we would have just started trashing you. I started to get paranoid. Anytime I heard movement, I was like, they know, and they they're gonna and then the people in here were like they don't care

Yeah, we didn't know no not a clue but that was all Forever My feet are numb my feet are numb my back is cramped can you go back in without the stuff? I just want to see how you were for two want to see it Yeah My feet are numb, my back is cramped. Can you go back in without the stuff? I just want to see how you were for two minutes. You want to see it? Yeah. Yeah, because I don't even know if the camera was on when you jumped out. Of course, of course.

Was it, TJ? No, we were watching the ice talk. We were watching us talking about a conversation we already had. So you didn't even get the payoff. Brandon's definitely eating the... He's eating the ice cream. Eating the ice cream, for sure.

Block the toes. Okay. None of us ever look back there. I didn't know we had lockers. Like, you could have sat like that, we probably wouldn't have known. Why do we have lockers? For 20 minutes, Kate? Wait, can we go back to the early... Can we go back to the beginning of the episode see if there's any visible

Brandon were you scared also again? I it was that more like a Halloween or like I? Did a more day? Standard spook more wasn't really a day. Yeah. I just saw somebody was playing a video of Kate when she started yelling. A lot of problems on that. So there she is back there. Wow. Wow.

She got us good. Brandon, they'll make you really good. I don't even think I flinched. There was a lot of layers to that one, wasn't there? What were you watching? Were you live? Yeah. That's funny.

And then the Yakras, I was like letting them join, and then they were showing me you guys while I was sitting here. That's funny. It was pretty exciting. Okay, that actually was pretty sick. 20 minutes. Yeah, my feet are numb. I mean you are the perfect person to do it because you do sometimes forget that the show started. 100% Yeah, 100% pretty much every day. Did you have any thoughts about me saying that you that awkward exchange we had this morning? I did have a secret, small fear that before the show started, people chat and if it was

gonna be like, thank God. Yeah. Thank God she's not, I was a little afraid. What time did you get in there? I had to get in there early, so. It was like 1150. Oh my God. It so happened to be the moment that I got up here to set up the sound and stuff

I saw the the jacket move I looked over and I was like what the fuck is going on in here? Oh, man, cuz I'm a hider by nature. I love to hide and I'm always afraid I'm gonna like hear a piece of scuttlebutt that I wish I hadn't heard Hmm, you're a hider by nature. I've been doing scare videos here. I used to do the I've been doing scare videos here. I used to do the annual I would go into rooms to make sure I was there long enough that the lights would go out and be still enough that the lights would go out so when people came in and saw the light come on they thought no one could possibly be in here. And then there you are. I got Dave a few times. You scared Dave?

I got Deon Sanders once. Whoa. It was like his first day visiting the office. Do you film these? Or do you just do it? A lot of times it's so bad they don't make the cut. Deon Sanders once, I got. Whoa. It was like his first day visiting the old office. I was like hiding in a scuttle. Do you film these or do you just do it? A lot of times it's so bad they don't make the cut. But I used to really. Wait, I wanna see the Deon one.

Did you? Yeah, I wanna. It was awkward because his whole team saw me and Erica was looking at me like, what are you doing? Kate, it was awkward because you hit and scared somebody. And then I was like, hey, I like popped out of this thing and he was like, oh, and then he shook my hand

and I was like, okay And I was sweating so no, I don't think that made the cut. I don't think it hit me that exist anywhere So, I mean, I don't know somewhere my old somewhere. There's like a compilation of my old Halloween scares I would hide in the New York office. I would take your pile into the yeah well and I would like crouch there for You got me once. Oh,, this was the Snapchat year. Oh! Oh, you did get me. That was this?

This was an easier year during the height of the Snapchat stuff. God damn it. But, yeah, that's pretty crazy. I kinda wanted you to get me again. I like that. Can you get me at some point if you? That's where I got the on Sanders and he did not care he was like, huh Kyle's never liked you I want you to get me Kate

Do you really yeah, I'll really put you really get me okay? Anybody else yeah, I want got okay. You really got me the one time out of that closet The same closet you were doing big cat you got a bunch of people that day Oh, I got some yeah, very good the only thing off-limits is the women's bathroom that I take shits in yeah, okay, that's that's sacred to him Yeah, I'm gonna take this serious like up in your ceiling tiles. Yeah I have I'm worried you're gonna get in my car or something. I think drive away. Can I give you a task? Yeah, I want you to scare every content person by end of the month end of the month. Yeah, it's April 1st. I Would love nothing more Yeah, yeah we'll have a hit list. Yeah, yeah.

And every day on the X-Bick, you get anybody? Yeah. I think it doesn't count unless they make a physical sound. Okay. Like they have to. They have to react. What about like a movement though?

Oh, that's, yeah, movement or sound. We'll do a competition, most scared in the office. Oh, biggest pussy. Yeah, biggest pussy in the office. And then we'll award it at the end. Yes. TJ, can we get a giant pussy made? office and then we'll get rewarded at the end. Yes, TJ Can we get a giant pussy made? Yeah Okay, will you give us the mold? Oh

Our guy Jay in Toronto, oh, yes Yeah, can you get us a trophy like it's really big pussy yeah, she's labia Yes, biggest pussy in the office will be decided on May 1st. Can I really is this? Yes. Yes. I want it This is I'm excited. I'm very excited. I like being scared. It makes me laugh and like stagger it You know what? I mean? Like don't do it all in one day because then people will be on alert But hell do three in one day. Yeah, no growing up I watched the inspector Clouselle with a pink panther was like my favorite movie and it's probably racist now, but Cato Oh, yeah, the is, and I became obsessed

with scaring people. And then save all of them and we'll put them. Okay. I'm gonna scare the fuck out of you. Oh yeah. I'm gonna make you look like a little bitch. Yes. Okay.

Kate, I'll give you permission to break into my home if you have to. Okay. And then make a compilation and we'll play it all on May 1st and we'll award the biggest pussy. I know this is gonna end with me like trying to scare someone in the parking lot and the security guard shooting me.

Jerry, you should, don't scare Jerry while he's in his car. Yeah. Okay. Because he is strapped in his car at all times. Oh my God, I cannot wait for this. You think you could get someone today? 120 million percent. Wow. I have zero doubt in my mind.

Should we dispatch her to go get her first kill? I want you to get somebody I would love to oh Let's get everyone out of the gambling cave, and then you can go hide in the game. Well. They're watching they're watching Let's be upstairs. I think Deliver ober eats I want to see Blotman scared so badly you think he'll react at all I don't know that's why I think it'd be interesting So badly you think he'll react at all. I don't know that's why I think it'd be interesting Passion for it about who's upstairs who's upstairs?

Staffers what about someone what about getting that blue bit about on sale the sale side Did you turn southern there for what about the sale side? We're getting that blue bin, and then we'll have someone walk now now. I'm no dummy You guys just want me to be tucked away in a bin? No. Hey, all of us besides Kyle like you and want to see this. Yeah, put me in that bin and wheel me towards, maybe casually wheel me. Just right here in front of us.

We'll have somebody come down and just be like, you have five seconds to pull an item from a, or I don't know, because I'm on a scavenger hunt. No, get in the blue bin, put it next to the body armor fridge, we'll have someone come down and be like, can you grab us a body armor? Yeah, yeah, that's good. That's real fun. See, now my brain is saying you guys are just

gonna leave me in that bin. No, no, no, no, no, no. Kate, you already spent 30 minutes in a locker. Yeah. By your own accord. And it was more for me than anybody. So no one upstairs can see you're getting in it. What was? That over here so no one upstairs can see you're getting in it That sound I made thought of the kill

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Baseball. Yeah. Great story. Oh, yes. Play the pedophile. Joey Avery. Yeah, Joey Avery. Oh yeah, I like him a lot.

The man. Yeah, he's the man. Oh, okay. Get in there. Do you need some help? All right, so Kate, do you want us to wheel you, do you want to stay right there? Who can get gut upstairs?

Yeah, let her do what she's doing. We want to see it, we want to watch it. She's the expert. Yep. But let her. We want to be able to watch the scare. We want it to happen on the show. But can we? We gotta tell Blutman that he can't be She's the expert. Yeah, we want to be able to watch the scare. We want to have it on the show. Can we

We got to tell Blutman that he can't be standing directly next to yeah, yeah Blutman that might be in a word Just Luke that might be a little bit of a giveaway Do me to go grab some from upstairs and just wait for her to get set where do you want us to put it Kate? Where do you want it? Where do you want to put it by? By the body armor? I think a little farther away from us. Okay. Oh, you know who you're... Wait. You know who you should get? Max.

Pug. Oh. He'll get so scared. You think he would? Yes. Wait, get under. Get down. You gotta go down.

You gotta go down. That's... Even more. You're very, you're very obviously there. Your face is so... Okay, we see your head sticking out the top. Hold on, hold on. No, no, no, Harry. Harry, what's going on? Harry, why are you moving it?

Why is she giving a thumbs up? Does she, does she think she's hidden? Does she think... I see her playing his day Oh, okay, that's better Okay, so what are we doing? We get her out of here? How long do we he turns it's a lot of you wait? Never mind pugs already watch Shit Let's let's get Kate. Let's fill that with water.

Pug might have pissed his pants. What? Oh. Alright so Chase, should we get someone upstairs? So you don't want Pug? No, maybe White Sox Dave. Oh yeah. To get a... White Sox Dave and I are in a little bit of a disagreement right now. What's going on with you? Is there a Tiff?

He kind of just admitted to me on the stretch that he didn't do anything. Saw that. Yeah. Is there a clip? He didn't know about the Yankee Bats. He didn't know about the Yankee Bats, and he was like, it never crossed my desk.

And I was like, what does cross your desk? And then I was like, what do you do? And he's like, well, I don't really get in the mix anymore because I don't want to be like, I just don't care and I'm like but that's Your job, so we're gonna get him. We've demanded that he addresses things more often. Oh, that's on me Yeah, what he blames me for that. What do you say? I told you yeah you he did say that did he blame me He was just like Nick told me to not be said I route I he said I saved his life, but ruined his career

Yeah, so op I told him straight up I was like I don't just so we're clear what I say if I do his life, but ruined his career. Yeah, so I told him straight up I was like I don't just so we're clear what I say if I do not give a fuck about your mental health You need to get back in the mix Because you you like made him Zen I did To be in the mix. So what did you tell him? I was just like dude have not everything needs addressed Stop addressing and I was years and I found this out yesterday, and I was like, no, no, no. You do need to address it. He's super unbothered.

Has been for years. Yeah. And his best moments are when he gets bothered. He needs to be bothered, yeah. But him not knowing about the Yankee Batch just means he wasn't on Twitter for the past three days. So it's not an addressing thing. Right.

So we're created a monster now. So we've demanded that he addresses at least three things in the next week. Okay So good luck tell him the opposite how he listens to you How the hell the Yankee Bats not go across his damn don't know opening weekend to baseball don't know You that's been everywhere. You need to set him. That's I so They're obviously they'd never crossed my desk ever So I'm reacting to them the same way you guys have like this is you didn't know that they were bubbling under the surf What does cross your desk?

What do you mean like what what crosses your desk? Something like this is something that I would typically see before like you would see it right. He's a different guy now Dan Yeah, I know he there's and there's a moment We could point to he talked about this when at the old office Nick told him To stop addressing stuff. You know, I stop addressing everything everything that you address Stop addressing. I everything that happens to you you address. Should I just address nothing? Yeah Yeah, you ruined. Oh, okay. Wait, He's never listened to anything

You need to start addressing The weeds again cuz it was him addressing that he had hair and so he took his hat off and took his hair Yeah, he was bald as fuck, but that's the thing. See it and I said keep playing it He he said no to not he was like I'm not gonna address anything. Yeah, he's really happy are he's really fucking happy It's cuz when he addresses something he has a tendency to make it ten times worse yeah what if that's not a suggestion it's a mandate I would love a man yeah try addressing things dip your toe back into address love I want to do oh hey why wouldn't she wait hey that wasn't go back down oh she think we've been

watching her in the bay. I Forgot she was in I did too. I think she kind of got him. I go get white socks Dave White socks Dave also has the the goat scaring video. Yeah, I'd be scared of him at the farmers insurance office Oh, I want it. So I just booked a bunch of haunted house people to come in for dog walk We're gonna play a little prank on white socks day. We're gonna set it up We're gonna say we're gonna plant one of the people right there in that scary ass basement. Hopefully get the shit scared out of him but yeah we'll see if we can pull it off. I Lost some weight yeah, he looks good. See you Nick you ruined him. I know I know and we're going back

You need to tell him we got to go back. I can't do that man. Yes, no I now it's a mandate to you fuck I got a break white socks Dave. Yes He's everything's going really well Yeah He hasn't been any like dust-ups. Yeah, it's going well because he's just been silent. Yeah He said that he goes home sometimes and just stares. He did tell, he talked about his staring time, yeah. This is a stare. He stares all right.

I think that's what he calls meditating. He said he stares and thinks. Yeah, like his job needs to be, you can't, you ended his job. Yeah, he's gotta go. Let's ease him into it with a layup win for him. Well how are we gonna... Then he gets his confidence. Think of something he needs to address. Guys, we're doing this to get him past that bin, right?

Yeah, but then now we're- Let's get him to, like, if he can throw. Oh, hey, can you grab a, can you, we have a, I wanna talk to you about the addressing thing. Can you grab a body armor flash IV for this ad? Where is it? The left one. Yeah, that one.

Nope. Ah! Ah, shit. Seconds. What's the wait so long? Kate, you might stink at this. Oh my God. You missed the window.

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from the stretch yesterday. Nick would like to say something to you. Nick? Start addressing. I liked your other advice better. He's... You gotta listen to him. You have to start addressing. You went long enough without addressing, and I think it would be best for everybody. For you guys. Well, and your career.

Yes. Not really, though. No, absolutely really. When did you stop addressing? Summer of 2023. And what was the last thing you put out, work-wise? Work-wise? Well, we put out the stretch bi-weekly.

No, no, but here's the thing the thing is like when you think of like quintessential white socks Dave moments There's been a gap of them But here's the thing you're trying to like force that stuff out that stuff doesn't That stuff can't be forced out because you told like hey go do stuff No, no, no it I'm not trying to force it out I'm saying get back in the mix because it will happen organically but with you out of the mix it will never happen With the white socks being as bad as they are there's nothing for me to talk about that's the thing that there's got to

Be more than that you got to be able to you some of your best moments I'll say to do with the white socks all of them have most Most of them have to do with the white socks Q sack the velcro gum the gum They're all with the white socks So you got to get back in on the white socks I? Wrote a blog on it today addressing the Garrett Crowe shakes tension about how Yeah, let's start with that. We can go to it if you'd like, okay. Are you devoid of take?

Are you happier since doing this? Mm-hmm, but I'm exponentially, but you could but again, it's Your job is to be in the mix Yeah, what is your emotions when you do go like when you something takes off like a moment and Maybe you're somewhat my mind races a million miles an hour and that's when I get in trouble but do you get excited it depends when you're the star of the day were you excited not yeah right were you excited

after the gum stuff no mm-hmm because that stems from you wanting to be taken seriously as like a baseball guy and then people are focusing on the other stuff sure what about covering the Whole baseball league like the torpedo bats should have been across your desk like what if you cover all baseball? mmm Boring I like at some point. I'm just asking you to do your job What do you have the most opinions on other than the white dogs like food? Why I like food yeah, it's good alright

I think you got to take the white socks out of your name at this point I have done that you guys made me put it back in remember well thinking that you were gonna blog more about the white socks They're in first place aren't they? They might be I don't know Yeah, you you gave me a verbal lobotomy. This is your fault. This is severance. This is your fault.

It's crazy. I saved your life, man. To be fair though, it wasn't a problem with addressing things in general, just whenever you addressed it, you would make it worse. Like with Nick was talking about your addressing that you're not balding that bad in your addressal video, you were just showing your bald spots, which made it look a lot worse. So I think you just have to be better at addressing not not address or I could just not address in no, that's not how we got to start addressing again.

We need you set off. Who pisses you off? I'm not saying I'm not saying to force it. I'm saying that you right now are sitting on the sidelines. You'll never get you'll never have a moment I will I those they will come how how they will dressing Oh Nothing bothers you right this kind of bothers me right now. Okay good. That's good. Mm-hmm Get it going. I got nothing. What do you want me to say?

Chicago White Sox, first place. 100% on you. Tied for first with two other teams. Yeah. Awesome. Great. What is this? What's happening?

This is like Infinity War and Bruce Banner can't quite turn into the Hulk and we're trying to piss him off Not happen Nick. You have to fix this. I know I'm responsible because if you don't I think we're just gonna start taking White Sox Dave's paycheck out of yours You have to personally pay for okay, I That is just and fair I think that is just and fair. I think it is just unfair Dave I'm gonna take you out and we let's do a video series of finding things that piss you off Yeah, and you know what there's a lot. There's a lot of things that piss me off, but let's wait. Let's go Let's go piss you off. I like that actually okay. Let's go

I I want to get like I've talked about this on the stretch many times and other Forms of podcasts and media, whatever. I love hating things. It's my favorite thing to do It was ripped from me. I didn't stop it was taken. He just said one sentence that made you change your entire life No, no, I'm talking about the White Sox that like that was ripped from me like that No, no, no, I'm talking about the White Sox that like that was ripped from me like that I was all hatred how them being the worst team in the league made you stop hating that because I know that's what it's gonna be Your hatred should be my time high, but it they I hate them so much They've just made me apathetic to everything around me. It's literally what happened. I got bad teams in my life, too I know how to hate

historically bad teams that were supposed to be By their own world's words World Series contenders Well, no, I was aren't in baseball championship contenders. We just got to find our way back Dave. What are you doing Thursday? What's on your mind? I'll make your yak for it. After Yak, let's go around town and find things that piss you off. I like that. Okay?

Mm-hmm. Miga lists the things that piss you off. When's the last time you felt something? Felt like, in emotion, it's been a minute. It's been a long time. What happened? How did you unplug so thoroughly? Nick told me to stop.

Oh, he said, oh, he said, he said one sentence to you and you actually listened to him. You have never listened to any person at this office when they said, Dave you should do this. You don't listen. Yeah typically well what about that clicked? What clicked? I heeded your advice. But you've never listened to anybody.

And I did one time and it worked for you for me Yeah, also, I don't see the correlation you told him to stop addressing when people are like your your hair your hair your hair How does it have to do with like not getting pissed off about the white socks or not getting? Like I don't think I'm not even I don't see how those white socks related I'm asking for it like you just like getting into things getting you know You see we're going on we got to start with a Dante the Don right now. Oh, yeah, no, I know Yeah, I'm watching that unfold before my eyes like under a microscope. Let's get pissed about it. I'm no no no I'm watching that I'm like I don't want to live like that

Because he has all these takes and opinions and everything gets under his skin and he's just an insane lunatic now. Is that also is like, yeah, but his profile is at an all time high. Yeah, I know. We like part of the job is like there's stuff you don't want to do that you do. Yeah, like I don't I didn't necessarily want to be sitting in the gambling cave watching every second of March Madness in there

Like I would have loved to watch some on my couch. It's part of the job You didn't know I'm out my mom's titty. She sexually assaulted me. Yeah, right, right, but guess what he smiles Yeah, there's some Sunday nights where I'd like to just hang out Is it authenticity part of the job too? Of course. Yeah Oh, like I can't off not react we get pissed at something if it doesn't piss you pissed Yeah, we got I'm trying Every Aaron Rodgers back when he doesn't all the time Sam yeah, you did you used to cheat at the dozen? I hate the dozen I hate I

Never cheated at the dozen well, okay you did okay a lot all the time constantly yeah sure Well, okay, you did okay a lot all the time constantly yeah sure The Like nothing pisses me off you the Packers Sam well out there bears got their own bigger fish to fry than the Packers Sam well Tarly He is the fucking fat bitch. I hate that guy. Okay. Who's that? He's from Game of Thrones Fat loser okay, John Snow's right? Okay, you're gay. How did you know he hated Sam? Well tar? I just remember you tweeted That's a safe assumption. We search your tweets say I hate the news the new Snow White thoughts on that

I haven't seen it. Okay won't see it. I don't like that's a thought on it. Yeah, I don't I'm not gonna I I remove myself from that kind of anger. We got to you back. What have you what have you gotten really excited about? What if it's not a hate thing cuz that's it sounds like you don't want to go down into that black hole again But what if it's things you're excited about what if you just you know? All the things I got excited about were all the things that like made me miserable, too So just being in that nice meaty part of the curve and apathy is where I'm living right now We've all been there The curve is I think this might be a pressure it is

Bipolar I love this love what just be just feeling great Feeling Love what just be just feeling great Nothing feeling Not getting angry. What's the last time you're like? This is fucking awesome like I'm in I'm in like a flow state I'm watching a movie. That's like hitting every note or this is I oh my God I'm throwing back some cold ones with the boys, and this just this is what life is all about man What's the last time you had that feeling? I mean I had that in in my personal life pretty regularly. And Istanbul is awesome in terms of content.

People were like, oh, David was happy there. I was happy. All right. What about when you put out your song and it was getting universally panned by those closest to you? How'd that make you feel? I knew I was walking into a bus all that day so

It was like the reaction and everything was exactly expected so didn't really make me feel a whole lot either way I Feel like we need to like the rush plush test or whatever the basic therapy. Yeah, why do you think the reaction to the song was so poor? Because it wasn't good. That's what I was gonna say you speak fluent white socks Dave No, the only one who actually does is chief chief you should bring chief wherever you're going chief will piss Dave off No, that's Ed. That's it Ed will piss you off Ed. Oh, that's he lives to piss me off. Okay He's constantly trying to get under his my skin That's his like me you and Ed will go out Thursday. I'll monitor. I'll be in the background. I'll just try to guide yeah, yeah

recapturing white socks Dave's hate let's do it I want to reiterate that Though I want to hate things again. I might not hate something on Thursday This is like a process that we have to partake in this is a journey Okay, okay of hate like we got to get back there. I want to be back there. I want to hate things I want I'm thinking at this point like I need to do shit like like get your car towed out of the lot Like do you have to I want we have to get you pissed off. Okay? I need you to I Gotta like put I gotta get you to step in a puddle dog shit. Yeah I'm gonna plant dog shit in front of every step throw an egg at your head when you're walking to work

You could put some happy content, too. Okay, you're out of this The only emotion that you tap into it's what you guys want it sounds it almost feels like you Put you in it almost feels like you went to anger management without telling anyone What's gonna make you do shit the most? Who's your new? I would love the white sucks her first place How did I would love I would love a hey, it's early but the what we're seeing out of these white socks I I have said it how did you didn't know they were in first place? But if they're in first place doesn't that make you happy real over the last ten years

You didn't know they were in first place, but if they're in first place doesn't that make you happy over the last ten years We're talking the socks been up and down right. This is like. What's it called fuck? What's that movie the office space when he gets hypnotized Hold on hold on hold on he was showing his do you hold head to the camera saying I'm not bald hold on hold on and I was like if you pull up great White Sox Steve moment though if you pull up the blog I wrote Literally, that's what I said. I got office based By me pretty much Reverse it Nick. I'm sorry. Okay, you He just said you don't have to address everything. Why did you listen so thoroughly?

Yeah, why Nick has a hold on you so when that happened? Did you let go home unpack and internalize that as like a therapeutic strategy? You're thinking a little too deep into it, but Kind of yeah, I'm like no what I'm actually gonna do that, and I did it. I'm so sorry everybody No, don't address everything doesn't mean don't have any takes ever Everybody not don't address everything doesn't mean don't have any takes ever In the world around you don't feel don't go to your job I'm doing my job, but your job also is to be in the mix. It's I

Don't say no to anything. I that's not but I'm saying like not just sitting and being waiting for some ass You get yourself in the mix. I did not do that with that video that was clearly going to get me. That was good. Yes. No, you're right. That was a pretty more of that. More of that. Okay. Yeah.

Less of that too, but more of that. Do you want more of that? Yes. Because we have more in the hopper. Yes. Okay. Anything to get it going. Light the flame.

Full album. We have a full album's worth of material. Great. We need to relight the flame. Well, let's be I mean, no, I want to light the fire like the flame. That's up. Your boss canceled that show. So well, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Dante kept on getting a suit. It was the most expensive show at Barstool. Yeah, so that wasn't, I think that's, that's a situation where I think Dave Portnoy was probably like, Hey, we can't keep getting sued every single day for the show. But you weren't even mad when the show got canceled.

Oh, I was very mad that that show. It didn't show. What am I supposed to do? Freak out at Portnoy? Yes. By the way, we have like that this isn't also exclusive. I know Dante sometimes thinks that like Dave is just picking on him. Yeah. Pardon my take, has had to change some copyright stuff. Like we've, there's been things that.

It's not just Barstool. It is like media companies. Correct. All over the country. Correct. Yeah. So it's not like picking out on anyone. I totally understand that.

I said that on, I think it was the rundown last week that I totally get it from Dave's side, but like all that material we had, it's like, okay, well, we don't have the show anymore, so why do it? Just do it. Just do it? Okay. We can do that. Okay. Okay. And then Thursday after the act do it. Okay. We can do that. Okay, okay, I And then Thursday after the act yeah, okay, I know this process, but I'm excited

I want you back in I want to hate I want to Be engaging I want all of that stuff again, but like It's not a joke the White Sox ripped that from my soul I Don't know how else to put it. Like that's, I have a plan. I feel like your team sucking is as good an outlet for content as anything could be. Yeah, because then you're basically saying if the White Sox are good, then you'd be bad again.

Hold on, hold on. That team is like, that will be well, that team will be part of my soul well, it was well before Barcell and well after that what I saw last year was so sickening out of them that I couldn't even look at them. Mississippi State went 2-10 on football. I understand like I get it but also your whole brand isn't necessarily Mississippi State mine kind of was but at the same time it was like I fucking hate these guys so much I can't stomach to even look at him would it piss you off if someone else here Went in on the white socks and like they became the white socks person here, and they were

Off so your opinion on the white socks doesn't sound like apathy Hey, any white socks on me white socks Kate sounds good as far. I like that Katie money grabs yeah way better you do need to change that handle Oh better than Katie money grabs. Yeah way better. You do need to change that handle David your frontrunner tickets are probably a nickel your front running piece of shit like what you just asked a Fair weather fan. Yeah, I do not think so. No, I don't think so either. I would say I'm the exact opposite of that Do you see the back so you love doing what a front runner would do though that's act opposite No, watch it. No. I act opposite would have loved last season How yeah get all the fake well? I mean like the paid honors like when they're winning. It's I'm having my life

Hey attention every bit as much okay, so you're still watching every game your wall Like it wasn't as much last year, but like come June last year You're still aware that they were in first place. I played for I told you that how many of you watched But like when they're you know 30 games out in June that'll tail off again as Will the next five years it'll be like you've watched all four mm-hmm Did you see the White Sox player hit a home run and broke his ankle? Yeah, I saw that you got me good there you saw that I saw yeah okay you see

Brandon's co-host go four for four mm-hmm who's he played for what's the joke I don't know didn't go there wasn't a joke my co-host went four for four my more cowbell co-host Jake Mangum oh made his MLB debut Sunday oh congrats to him I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna there all right. Oh, yeah, I'm I've already sent out some messages perfect perfect I Could come document it if you like yeah, right? That'd be great It'd be good if you were there Danny no say again on my skin to yeah Danny's anybody any speaks Dave He's he's coy about it, but he does yeah I disagree. I'm just doing my job Just doing my job Just doing my job

All right. Thank you Dave. Thank you guys appreciate it. I think we're gonna get back. Yeah, he might be my muse Yeah, I mean I it wasn't It was kind of I mean, I guess partially bad job by me that I didn't realize he had he had become Zen But yesterday I had an awakening. I was like, what do you mean? You haven't I Don't know how I'm blamed Oh, it doesn't why does he keep saying it was your fault? He looks up to you. I guess yeah literally, but like I don't know it still doesn't track I don't really fully understand the correlation. You were just messing with him, and he took it his life advice Do I know what I think really happened? He was showing his bald head and I said yes.

From a deep perspective, I called this years ago. So like back at the old office, Dave would always have these outlandish takes. Me, Eddie, Chief, Tom Lay would always be like, that's ridiculous, you're wrong, blah, blah, blah. And he would be so paranoid thinking like, oh you guys are just fucking with me. And then eventually all you guys came and then we have 40 people being like That's crazy. You're wrong, and then I think it finally clicked. He's like maybe everyone isn't just fucking with me Maybe I am wrong and he had kind of a revelation and now he's mastered self-control Knowing that if he just says nothing at all nothing that will come from it

Yeah, realistic all right, so then I think what I need to do is I need to maybe assign in this office, like half of you have to agree with what he says, and half of you have to disagree. Can we, like, Truman show Dave back into loving life again? Like, we're like actors in a play. Well, that's the problem. He loves life. He does love life. To hating it again, to feeling more.

Expressing his hatred. He's basically like a coach. That's like yes I get so stressed about winning and losing that I'm just not gonna coach the team anymore But I'll sit on the bench and get the paycheck. Yeah It's like he doesn't you got to get in it That's a good theory though Danny. Yeah, that is yeah Alright, I feel bad. Why? That is yeah, all right. I feel bad. Why?

It's a tough spot to be in it is using between job or happiness Yeah, it seems like he's he's he's living living it up. It seems like yeah, I don't think you should feel Yeah Yeah, I think uh Yeah, he just he wants to be taken seriously as a baseball analyst That's what it boils down to and that is majority of not what is kind of baseball. You gotta analyze baseball Yeah, don't you that's a whole new argument. That's a whole new wrinkle that we just learned He called baseball boring. I believe didn't know the torpedo bats Yeah

like I understand Kyle you're saying like there are parts of this job that are not fun and Yeah, like I understand Kyle you're saying like there are parts of this job that are not fun And no one really the fans don't care because we have dream jobs, but like you still got to do them Right. He's in kind of an outlier where the job you're looking for is him being Like a laughing stock, but I don't need him to be a laughing stock I just want him to get fired up every now and then I want to get fired up too He has good opinions. He has bad opinions. It doesn't have to be fully Dave's about a joke It just needs to be Dave is in the mix his best and that will happen is arguing and disagreeing correct He doesn't do either correct, and it doesn't matter if he wins or lose the argument

He makes his presence known there right in that area He's good at arguing. Yes. He's funny naturally and unnaturally. Yeah We got a we just gotta get him going. I just think he I think he just needs to get back in it a little bit more Mm-hmm. We'll get it. Well Nick will otherwise next gonna have to pay for a salary. Yeah You lobotomized them. Accidentally neutered. He called it a verbal lobotomy. I guess. Just one thing you said to him. We weren't even close at the time. He's always loved you. Yes. Yes. That's a fact. Yeah, that's true.

I was there when that happened when you told him to stop addressing things. It was literally like in passing. You didn't like sit him down and talk deep to him. I saw you filming his scalp. And I was like dude stop And next thing you know Fuck That was a hilarious lunch that guy had That was like a six foot long sandwich

There's two of them Big sandwich Those are two big sandwiches in there There's like four of those guys That's too big and too much sandwich far too much sandwich for I guess those guys are laying down the mini golf thing but again there's at most five of them look how big that thing is Oh, Lee. Two of them. Kate, go hide in that bag. Do you want me to scare him? I fucked up with Dave.

I went too late. That's OK, because I think when you scare everyone in the office, there will be some ones that won't work. But it doesn't matter, as long as you give an attempt on everyone. I'm going to get real creative with it. I'm going to get everybody. You already got me today.

No. Yeah, but you were behind me. I didn't know what was going on. You got me good. You got me as well. Kate's definitely going to die, like, hiding in a corner. For sure. Get locked in the freezer.

Where's Kate been? That would freak people out. If I died in here? If you, if they found you and you were maybe playing dead, like, foaming and bleeding. Sure, yeah. Oh, that's it, Brandon? I thought 120 was when it was starting.

He's got to eat. Oh, you got to eat, too. Go get's it Brandon. I thought 120 was when it was starting. He's got to eat. Oh you got to eat too Go get a Brandon. Good luck, man It's going to God's country. How was the chemistry with you and bones? Oh, we had great chemistry. Yeah best friends now Oh my god bones. Yeah, so easy to get along. Yeah. Yeah, I think we might be best friends And did you bring up at Kyle's advice? I did yeah, I mentioned Perry Sandoval Perry Sandoval, that what you said that is The sleep person the sleep person Perry Sandoval Perry Sandoval. That's what you said

No It wasn't Perry Sandoval. I may have misremembered the name fuck What was that? No, it was Beth Kendall. Yeah, Beth Kendall. It was Beth Kendall. I thought Beth Kendall wasn't. So not Perry Sandivall.

Oh, shit. He's never going to be able to say it. Baseball player last name and. Yeah. I thought Beth Kendall was like a method. It's a person? It might be both. I think it's a method you subscribe to with money.

Yeah. Got it With them. Okay, it's gonna be so now fuse now you told him Perry So I thought he was probably googling Perry Sandoval trying to fall asleep. What's the first result for Perry Sandoval? What is I don't know bones looking at me. It's very boring and they just fall asleep Perry Sandoval Maybe I just did to him what you did to White Sox. Oh, I don't change the course of his life forever He's gonna find something when he searches Perry sand I'll never sleep again, huh?

What are you finding Kyle just is Dave even aware he's on the precipice of unemployment Dave's epiphany is like work sucks. Yeah employment. He's not. I want to. I love Dave. Dave's epiphany is like work sucks. Yeah. Not work. That part was why do I work? I think Dave knows I love him to not do anything. And I've known him for a long time, but that was kind of the conversation in a light way. But he's still not getting it. Hey, wait, Dave, like I need you to do.

Yeah, you got to get in the mix. My personal life has never been better. I just don't work. I get money. And why doesn't everybody do it? I'm very happy. That's his bright advice to anybody. You're miserable at work.

Stop working. Stop working. Right, maybe I should just be like, hey, Dave, if I did only the things I wanna do, what do you think would happen? Well, I made a song two months ago. Yeah. Try that on a, do one PMT episode where you just have no tapes

Yeah, you know what honestly? I don't know. I'm not well informed enough on this On a Sunday night. I'm just like you know what I don't feel like doing a podcast stare at the wall. Yeah But he's doing his podcasts. He is but like there there's more to this. Yeah, but is he not giving takes? It's also like to do your podcast, you need to do prep work and be in the mix of... So like the Bears season, was he locked in on the ebbs and flows and everything? Yeah, he was locked in. He was good during the Bears season, but it's just like, it has to be more than just the sports.

Yeah. Because that is what Quintessential White Sox Dave is like, you know, arguing about stuff. He is funny. Walter Payton's not an athlete. Like that was, that was great. Yeah. But I think what Danny said is right.

Like he's, he's now, he's now turned him, he's restricted himself from saying things cause he knows. The numbers against him are so overwhelming now. Yeah. That might agree with him a lot or just a smaller office with two or three people in it I think what you said 5050 would be the best case scenario the people agreeing with him would excite him fire him up and the people Disagreeing with him would make him feel hatred right fire him up as well, right? People online make Dave more confident by agreeing with everything.

Yes. Everything he says, just respond to be like, yes, finally somebody said it. Yeah, great point. To everything he tweets. Do we need to make a smaller office where he has to sit in? Rebuild the old office.

Yeah, like in the corner of the court. Yeah, and it's just like you're in here now That's not that's not a bad idea. You're not allowed to talk to anyone else Yeah, he needs he needs to form his own opinions naturally And then have nobody tell him he's wrong. Nobody to clip his wings What really gets him going is if like chief or Eddie tell him to do something for the camera? And he'll just be like why don't you fucking do it like the velcro wall he was that was he he was most mad about that part Yeah, he's like well. It'd be just as funny if you did it, and there's no good way of explaining like no it wouldn't Yeah, but if I do it, I'll just do it.

When you do it. Cragity happens. The chances of something bad happening when you do it go up 200%. He's got that Mr. Bean energy. Yes. Right, and I like some of my favorite moments have White Sox Dave in it. So that's where I'm like, I need it. I need to recapture.

He just doesn't want to be the butt of the joke. So how do we get him to? He doesn't always have to be yeah, that's what I yeah How do we get him to understand he doesn't always have to be he just but he still has to participate right? Yeah, what would his dream thing like if his dream thing was to just be a baseball analyst? We'd have him do that and inevitably a joke or a mistake a mishap would come from it right you know And inevitably a joke or a mistake a mishap would come from it right you know But you can't just be like juggle for us because then I'm like fuck this right And if I was in his oversized shoes, I don't think I would last as long

Like oh shit on shit on shit on wrong wrong wrong He lasted longer than most true true. Yeah, that's what we need the ratio to guess higher some W really like like Dave Portnoy shits on him, but like Like he is just wrong that much. Yeah, like no one is going out of their way and gaslighting him He's just wrong every time he's over on life, but That shouldn't bring him down Fuck all right you have your marching orders Nick yep, I'm writing some stuff down Look at his group you'll get his groove back. I hope Dave got his groove back. You wanted to experience that Nick absolutely

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Yeah, I don't think there's cameras. But also she might not need the bucket if she's just on the other side of the wall. Uh-oh, here comes a camera man. Is she going into the? Hard to prank someone around here with three cameramen following her around. Also, I don't think there's a camera in that spot.

Kate. men following you around also I don't think there's a camera in that spot Kate Danny how old are you? 32 have you ever seriously made a Build-A-Bear? hmm can't say I have I'm trying to who would be the oldest oh she got somebody but off camera Oh she got somebody but off camera Okay, that was audio audio scary scared like audio jackass again Kyle didn't Kyle make Kyle no she chose the one spot There's not a camera in the office Something exciting oh Fucking good. Like so good. Guys, I got something exciting. Oh What's on the bottom of your shoe? Yeah, I noticed that it's been bothering me fuck me the sticker. Oh the sticker. Oh But that's oh

Fuck Oh, fuck. This is everything is going wrong. And he forgot his big pencil. Oh my god. So TJ, when he starts with Bobby Bones, let's look at the Mostly Sports studio and I'll go deliver it during it. Did somebody steal the ducks from his Jeep?

No, I know he brought them in, but I don't know if he put them back. There's one in that body armor. Oh, were you not here that day? No. Yeah, we were were like you have too many ducks. We made him bring them all in here Okay Yeah, he does have too many ducks Yeah, I put that in there today hoping you would take a sip just didn't work out. Oh, I see it Yeah, there's a duck in there. Oh

Danny damn that that's kind of morbid. Yeah, that's fucked up Drowning looks like a pagan ritual. Steven, you messed around with AI yesterday? That's scary. Yeah, I just tried to make myself a Simpsons character. And? And then actually, you know what I'm gonna start doing? Oh no.

Um, no. So I don't really know that much about baseball. I asked Grock to give me a home run parlay and I'm gonna put it in I'm gonna try and do this every day. What do they give you? Kind of sick and like good reasoning. Are you going to take credit for this with like the data? No it'll be like a separate thing. Hey how's the data doing? Not good. What does that mean? Down like 10. 10 units? Yeah on the season on the season so without me. It's down like 15 14 maybe oh

Yeah, someone had a great idea It was have Che compete against AI the same way like Dwight did with the computer in the office for whatever bats or day-to-day Yeah, I versus Dan. For baseball, no. So yeah, I'm gonna put this on. Computer versus computer. Let's know how that works, Steve. Let us know how that works.

Come on. It's pretty cool. If a neighbor's package ends up on your doorstep, do you contact them or open it? What? What? Those aren't the two choices open? Oh? I put it in their door. Yeah, I put it at their door you open the package Who opens it I wouldn't open it, but if they ask like hey Mike's oh

Hello, sorry there. We go. No. I don't know if they asked you like. Oh, what is this then? I don't know so yeah, I would open if they asked you but then that's Contacting them why wouldn't you just leave it at their door if they're if they move they're your neighbor if they move I guess I I guess I phrase this poorly. I was thinking if it's a person that moved out of the house. Oh Oh, you get a previous oh, yes, that's what I meant. I just throw it out. Yeah, I do too Yeah, so someone has called you and been like so what is it? Open it. What are you waiting for?

Yeah, what is it? Then you would open I guess this this stem from like a prank voicemail like I have said this from spam I guess this this stem from like a prank voicemail like I have said this from spam But a prank away from Sam spam gotcha. Yeah is hey Steve. It's me spam refrigerator running No, but it was like hey, I'm your neighbor your package is here Can I open it and they just were like I'm opening it and then I guys threw it out But then they're like you've been pranked by I don't know some website Oh, wait play it. I deleted it instantly and blocked the number. Oh personally Jesus

I was so ashamed I was uh trying to think of an April Fool's joke today that we could put on the prep sheet So I contacted Steven yesterday and he called me. But this happened before my time on the act, so I wasn't able to gauge if it was good or not. He said that we would put a fake ad on here for a gondolier restaurant. That what Brandon proposed or something?

That was his major sponsor. Oh, of sponsor line. More Calvo. More Calvo. Would Brandon have been ecstatic to hear that gondolier Restorize no he probably would have looked at him and like he would have known What's up, okay? You guys see the other one I have up my sleeve no have we seen it oh? What oh my notice

Oh, what oh my notice? Yeah Anybody think now I thought it was real. I felt confident all day wait. Can we see a way she had tits all day? There's that my bra drenched in sweat you weren't even ambitious with the titty size You also wearing like a the baggiest sweatshirt. You were wearing eight layers. Well, from the side it was like kind of hot mom tits. Oh, I see. You know?

But perkier than usual. I think it was subconscious for all of us, because when I walked in this morning I was like, hey, we should hang out. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I did open the door for you this morning. Oh my God. Never would have done that. Uh-huh, how long have those been in there? Honestly, I left for work to smile and drove to work with them in and I thought it was really this funny thing and no one noticed

Oh, it would have been great if we all work with you. That would be weird If we all were like goddamn your tits look great Kate. Well, that was a joke was I was gonna Yeah, we Kate suckable titty so In what Would we hypothetically be fooled by that out loud? I guess I was if I got someone I would report them HR and oh yeah job and you were gonna see Kyle if you got Hard you'd be like gotcha Not out of my wheelhouse. It did feel cool.

I like seeing my side profile. Wait was it big cat that, did he try to convince you to get fake tits? Yeah, no I mean I feel like- Wait, whoa whoa that's not- You demanded her to get fake tits? No, no! Persuaded her. I think, no, hold on.

How that was said was fucked up. I think no How that was said was fucked up. I think you said I think that I said that if she wanted I would pay for Way different that is way different fund them. Yeah. Yeah, and what would you ask for in return? free touches yeah, right Yeah, right Oh man, I'm stressed out today Kate get over here after wearing them today. I like it me and Thinking about it be sick. Well. They wouldn't be though. Oh, you're saying you you're like it would be cool It would just be offer still on the table. Okay, all right deal. Let's do it get them in before Mexico

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. All right. Yeah, how long is the recovery I don't know I don't know you don't need them No, you don't put I'm saying like I mean probably good show. It'd be great for just in general probably for my No, you know why you saying no car you don't need them. Well. No I would get my eyes Untucked bro Whatever if I pay off eight hits yeah, baby, let me Look me in the eyes and fucking Easy fucking money I got a cool package today what you don't know oh oh no no no but we knew we had yeah yeah

this was but like I do wonder just like what is it like to have to walk around why don't you that'd'd be cool as hell. Kyle! Do it! Let's vote. Okay. It wouldn't be cool. Oh no. Not cool, but just like...

Sexy as fuck. Yeah, but we knew that we had talked about this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh man. What was that hat, Kyle? That was the day I wore that big hat. Big green hat, yeah. Yeah, the show's so good.

Really? It's great watching back old clips because really the only thing that changes is whatever Kyle's wearing that day. Is he trying? We're having the same conversation every day, but every now and then Kyle will try a new look. Nobody goes to war phases the time.

You're such an integral part to this show. Like, we'll look back at this episode and be like, why were you in a suit? Oh, they were there. Yeah, I'll be like, Kyle, you were in a suit that week? The fuck? That is a big green hat. Oh.

Oh. I'm not putting it on. Oh, what was your package, Kate? Oh, no free ads. Have you heard of the music artist, Kurt Weill? Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Highly, genuinely highly recommend.

He's from the Philly area. He's one of my favorite musical artists. He must be crushing it if he's sending you free packages. You would genuinely, he's like really well renowned. You would genuinely really love his music. Oh, he's cool looking. He's cool as hell. He's awesome.

Kurt with a C. And his brother is known as the Philly jello man He's he his brother. He's got an affinity for music his brother's love in life is jello shots And so his thing is he like travels the country at festivals like he went viral a couple times after the Eagles won the Super Bowl He has a shopping cart that he travels around with and like a mobile jello shot unit Is he homeless and they hoist them up? He's an artist a jello shot artist Oh, he's not a music artist Kurt vile is an artist But his brother is his other other is the king of like jello shot guy sounds like he rocks you this Kurt vile fucking rocks

But no the brother the brothers look up Philly jello shot man or jello man, but anyway he like this guy jellooman sent me a package today, and it says, hey, Kate, it's your boy Jello. You crack me up. That's serious. I want to ride you on my Jello card and shoot Jello in your gymnasium for no reason. It's like art, you know? He's got a...

But anyway, he sent a shirt for you, a Jello shirt for you. Hell yes. Anyways... I want to see... I want him to come. I think he's going to be here. But anyway, he sent a shirt for you, a Jell-O-Shot shirt for you. Hell yes. Chaps, anyways. I want to see, I want to meet him. I think he's going to be here. He rides around and he has all these mobile Jell-O-Shot units.

He has like a bow and arrow that shoots Jell-O-Shots. He has... Yes, this is the guy I'm into. Yeah, his passion in life is Jell-O-Shots, and I love Jell-O-Shots. Specifically Mango. He has this little rig that he takes around. No free ads or anything, but no no this is worth the free Yeah, I'm into this guy

But he said I wanted to know if he could come by When Kurt viles here, and I think Evanston or something and if he could come by and try and shoot jello and stuff Yeah, yeah, I would like that but yes Anyway, I was super pumped to get that package. That's very the jello man. There's one of him at the Super Bowl Yeah, he's like on a cart. What is that? That's all do you make it in a porta potty? I'm super pumped to get that package for him today. The Jell-O man. There's one of him at the Super Bowl. Yeah, I'm a fan of this. Or he's on a cart. What is that?

Oh, did he make it in a porta potty? Chief's Jell-O. Oh, he's putting Chief's Jell-O in the toilet. Oh. Or he's out on a shopping cart. They surf him around in it. Anyways. Should we do a Jell-O shot case race?

Yeah, look, he's got his little thing, and he rides people around on it. Oh, nice. Yeah, I'm in on Jell-O man. Yeah. Look, he's got his little thing and he rides people around on it. Oh nice Yeah, I'm in on Jello man Yeah There he is. What's your Jello shirt? Oh, he said he makes them himself. He sent one for Jello man It's the Jello man's cool logo. That is a good logo. He's got cool art stuff. Anyway, yeah, there he goes Mark me down as fan of Jello man. Hey, is that him on his head? That's him on his head and I want him to come in here and and shoot jello at us

Tj, we see if Brandon's going right now. I'm gonna. I'm gonna just walk in and slide him the big pencil Speaking of stunts see is he is he live he looks suspicious. Mm-hmm. He looks not live He's not well. He's always pale our Rubik's Cube guy is a unicyclist. Why is he in my seat? He wanted to use the mics and cameras and I think I didn't think it's like hooked up to your camera for some reason is he listening to something Is he nervous he looks nervous? Look stressed is the is rich eyes and show on YouTube or no

Does he know he's cuz it'd be great if we could watch the rich eyes and show while I slide him So this is the rich eyes and show yeah, yeah, but bones is filling in oh He's on being introduced. Maybe clapping for himself is this live There he is Yeah, it's on The Roku channel, okay, all right, so I'm gonna go hand him the yeah please The Roku channel, okay, all right, so I'm gonna go hand him the yeah, please So hey, yeah, Sante is a unicycler

Word on the street damn now is this something he like travels with or just he can do it I think he just can do it, but I would love to see him while we hard. Yeah, I think we did we We did unicycle tried it once. Yeah, we really hard had one in here We got to get him back in here the work the unicycle was behind that Big pencil what could he be writing? There's the big pencil. What could he be writing? He was mad at me. Yeah, he was. You could see it in his eyes.

Then he got un-mad when I handed him the pencil. This is good. He thought I was going to fuck with him, but really all I was doing was handing him the pencil. He looks really happy with it. He looks smart. Yeah, he looks great. That's how you convince

people that you're smart you're petting pencil uh pick it back up for us buddy pick it up come on oh he does he's ashamed of the big pencil yep, he's not the big pencil guy anymore Me I would never be ashamed of that pencil. How could you not? We were you saying right before I walked out Santa is it oh yeah, he's a cyclist Where is he I don't know all the tall bike people that Eddie hates went down my street the other day I still have never seen them Wicker Park, they're very heavy around there. They had like a road garden. Oh, there we go. He's got

Oh the the people that are on the really tall. Yeah, they're really tall like I see him around every so often. Yeah Why is Eddie hate him? He just he like took them in a douchebag moves draft and he got shit for it because he took them pretty high Who gave them shit? Them? Yeah, I think the tall bike community was pissed No, the other drafts were like how often do you even see that? What is the point of that if not for attention? Right, how do you stop? I'm on his side, I don't like that

How do you stop on those? There's a couple of them by me and the one guy just like that's how he gets around Are we talking about like the like the huge wheel? No? No, it's like a normal bike and then the frame is like 10 feet high. I see it I don't know. I don't think I've ever seen this I don't I thought you're talking about like the old school like, you know, the big wheel little wheel bikes Yeah, the old Tonys. No, it's just like a normal bike except the guy sits like 10 feet in the air And then drives drives on the street like a normal bike would.

And then they can't stop. So with red lights they'll just do circles. Oh, they're even taller than that. Yeah, kind of, I don't know. Way taller. There, oh. That's a good example. That is fucking annoying.

This area is their turf a little bit, I think. I don't think it would bother me. Those aren't too bad. I mean, that's kind of funny. bother me? Those aren't too bad. I mean that's kind of funny. How's the person riding in front? Why are they bouncing like that?

Yeah, what's happening? What are we looking at? Yeah, what is this? Different sized wheels? What was that? I don't know. Oh yeah, rat patrol. I follow them.

Big shitty balls. I follow them. Wait, you follow this account? Oh yeah, I've been following for a minute. What is this account? This is, that's what they call their pack I guess. They have like, they travel in a pack. They went down my street the other day, they go down sometimes and I see them a good amount.

Freaking amazing. Freaking amazing. A Detroit freak bike. Doing the switcheroo on a tall bike. I follow because I thought, before I back up fucked up, I was like big into bicycling and I was like, oh I'm going to cycle's cycle to work every day this guy's an asshole What a day clear obstruction of vision oh I started following all these bike accounts and some of them are mean like what do you mean like like?

Like they're kind of dickheads about, they're almost like the Portlandia meme of when he's like the bike guy and they'll like post pictures of like bike locks that have been broken and they're like, hey if you're a fucking idiot new bike rider don't lock your bike up this way or it's gonna get stolen. They're like kind of dickheads.

Yeah, no they are. There's like a weird energy. Bicyclists are the meanest. Not all of them. They're the worst. I'm sure some of these people are most these people are lovely nah I don't want them to kick me out of the group I don't get shit because I wanted I want to be part of a bike crew in New York I used to go to bike meetups and ride around with big groups and stuff

I like what loved it, but that that doesn't surprise me because these guys you guys said it like they're looking for attention But it's I think they're only looking for negative attention. Yeah, why not looking for like a oh sick bite. Yeah, they're looking for what the fuck dude I think they enjoy building them in tinkering. Yeah, but it's a complete inconvenience for them I There's safety and numbers don't ruin this for me. They're just dying One of them eat shit on yeah, did Dave have an opinion on it? He was just saying like that's that's not seen enough for it to be like a top pick in the douchebag moves I kind of agree with that. Yes That's a great point

Yeah, another Man yeah, he kind of yeah bicycles those bicycles are just dying for a car to cut them off so they can start screaming at them It's exactly right. Yeah, they're start screaming at them. That's exactly right. Yeah. They're just looking for trouble. That's exactly right. I might dust the old girl off. Following none of the rules of the road.

Right. That's so over. They live down to the stereotype that they are bad people. Yeah. Exactly right. And tall bike guys even worse. Yeah, they get on a bike every day just hoping that someone's gonna start shit someone's gonna open their door yeah and not actually hit him but just whoa yeah the fuck man door it's a bike lane that door shouldn't be opened I

started a lime scootering around though you did last weekend grabbing you've been grabbing but huh oh yeah no guy going around Kate's neighborhood that's on a lime scooter grabbing mom butts oh yeah that's me yeah yeah yeah any progress Kate I've lime reached out to me because there's one of the guys who were watches the yak and he was like Let me know the location of the time Bob Bob. We'll see if we can You know sort anything out in the meantime. I've memorized his shoes his pants his silhouette Have you seen Mac back and I've been looking I've been walking every day waiting. What kind of backpack is it?

Yes, it is all black. Oh, so nothing like mine I think they're dangerous. I think they're too Me don't really go fast scooters when I'm on them. I'm like something could happen easily Yeah, oh date but dangerous for the person on the scooter Yes, I don't care about that. I've never once ridden one I've only done very fun. I've only got a drug Well mine like nervous Nellie algorithm is always like I'm a surgeon Here's ten things I would never do like an ER sir and like number one is always sorry to the nice lime guy who reached

Out what else is that? I think they're cool, but they're scary What else was on the scene big hammocks a real yes? Hammocks you see big T riding the Lime Scooter every so often My god Russian bear Somebody's somewhere's got a video of a shirt. I I've seen it like two or three times That's very funny like that coming to her from the office They are fun. It's unreal. Yeah unreal yeah yes I'm saying yeah they're

very fun Lincoln Park has the ring doorbell pisser never got caught what goes and pisses on her ring door that's really funny that's hilarious yeah I know there was a guy in that neighborhood you know how Halloween everybody puts like the tiny little hay bales out and there was a guy going around just setting all the little Hay bales on fire. That's kind of fun

Piss on the door. Yeah, that's funny. Yeah, someone in New York. What angle that it was lighting the The like all the posters on a streetlamp all on them on those probably go up quick. Yeah Also funny. Yeah, I mean as long as it doesn't like burn a building down, right? But ring doorbell pisser guys. That's where is how does he piss on it right at it? Think there is some videos out there walking up pissing on the ring doorbell That's funny. I got a citizen alert for it. I like hearing about like each neighborhood's guys or each city's guys I think we're talking about this guy guy like Philly had the Philly Jesus. I haven't heard about him in a minute, though Probably done. I don't know if he's still with us. He might he might have

He'll come back. We only had a guy that was very shell-shocked from the war. He Had a bike with a bunch of flags. We treated him like a touchable mascot And then later in life, we figured out, like, oh, he's a poor guy. Yeah. Famous. He had a bobblehead night for him at the Nailers. Oh, that's cool.

He closes out the parade. Christmas parade. He is like a genuine superstar. There was a guy in Madison named Scanner Dan. I think he's passed away. But he would just sit and yell and listen to the police scanner. But, like, everyone was kind of cool with it. Yeah.

Yeah. What about in Coatesville? We had a guy with an electric wheelchair who, when you were pulling into school every morning, he was heading this way into town. And when you left school on your bus at the end of the day, he was like, he just made his way across town every day in his electric wheelchair.

Good charge on that. And by the end of the day, made his way back. I don't know where he went, what he did. But that's really, I'm sure there's more characters. That's really all I could think of. Electric wheelchair guy. Who here has lived in the smallest town at any point? Any like 5,000 or unders?

Oh, there goes Brandon. I was in the boonies of Missouri for a little while I would count you had an address like you had like it was it up I mean I was stuck there for almost a year yeah and it was the middle of nowhere for it lost in the woods they call it Fort Leonard would and the only fun thing to do on the weekends was you would rent a room at the Econa lodge and go in the pool that was it yeah That was about, yeah. That was so bad. Did you convince yourself that it was fun?

We all tried to. You were just like drinking your Econolodge room and do can of balls. I could get off work. And report back on Monday morning. Yeah. Whatever. Or bowling. That was it.

But they did actually, you know it was there, the Uranus Fudge. It was a Route 66 stop called Uranus fudge And it was a fudge shop a strip club And I think it was full nude there was no alcohol there I went up all kinds of strip club it was like a strip club a fudge shop if you look up like Uranus fudge It's like a famous yeah Everybody on your work computers Google your age st. Robert, Missouri Anderson, Indiana st. Robert. That's the one It's a whole little like shopping center of I don't think I've ever heard of that combo

What's the best combo we could come up with of a place? Because you know how they do like KFC pizza or no way. Yeah Yeah, but if you zoom into the lot, there's like five very random store at least there used to be back in my day Yeah, what would be a good like? Two and one a strip club some of the strippers came to our graduation strip clubbing like a kid's play place Drop them off. Yeah. Oh, it doesn't say what else is there It was like fudge fireworks strippers And there was like a good wing place too. It's got everything.

Back in my day. Look at that. Pretty fun. Wow. Fudge is not good enough to have its own shop. I agree with that. And they are pretty much one of the only suites that have their own shop.

Right. It's like you didn't deserve this. I think they, yeah, they shouldn't have their own shop but they should be in more Sections sure they can put a fudge section homemade fudge very good, but very good Tire store maybe a few at an airport. Yeah, it should be like an Auntie Anne's yeah got them all Cuz inevitably every one of those stores has just like one little section of fudge And then they have a fuck ton of other stuff Like toys and shit why fudge the I mean chase. That's his take what it's not gonna weigh in What was its take? He has the opposite take he thinks there should be more for more brick and mortar

So are you playing around with chat GBT right now? No, not right now. I'm looking your fudge take Yeah, no don't Jay don't weigh in we're of the belief that fudge shop shouldn't exist That's crazy a fudge shot should be in every airport I would spend a lot of money like right before you get on a plane That's the perfect thing airport is different though because airports just like a little Like I can deal with like a fudge kiosk, but fudge to like George a but fudge to like George a mudfudge

Bites are getting diarrhea cookies and ice cream get their own shops But like fudge is not on that level what what baked good is fudge better than good question. Thank you No, not better than chocolate loaf Fruit loaf yeah, right fruit loaf. Wait you guys buying fudge at fudge shops. Oh Okay, well it no, I mean you don't you can that's an option But they got like way better something I like oh you can chocolate covered pretzels and stuff like that like KB That's the point Shop why why yes fudge the leading man of the fire of the so you go to fudge shops not for fudge TJ

I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm at this so you prove our point. Yeah to your listed so we don't need to fudge shops not for fudge TJ. I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna write this so you prove our point Yeah, to your list it so we don't need a fudge You don't even want a fudge shop you want a candy store with fudge in it you want a chocolate shop Yeah, shop. Yes, I think the fudge kind of reels in because they do the free samples Is not deserving of your own Shop down the Jersey Shore every other shop is a fudge shop boardwalk. It's like and you're right It's the freebies that reel everybody in but like they have ice cream there, too Yeah, they have everything that's not a fudge that shouldn't be a fudge shop. It's a ice cream

Yeah, it's like a big thing in Lake Geneva. Yeah, and to be like, oh, let's go to the fudge shops. Why yeah Let's go to the lake. Yeah, I'd rather have every brownie than a piece of fudge. Yes instantly. Uh sometimes they make those like Like the semi-sweet chocolate, you know the lighter brownies that they're they just don't taste good the blondies no I had a brownie in North Carolina made of two cans of black beans Where to God it was one of the best brownies I've ever made of two Hey you had two cans you really enjoyed beans Was it a brownie hey you had to can you you really enjoyed beans they were like?

That's been never gonna guess it was like fun It was like eating fudge But without the gil it was I normally scoff at like when people try to do like chocolate hummus or like healthy desserts suck I was like I would eat a whole fucking pan of beans That's beans there's it's I'm telling you it I was like shocked. It's hard to tell the difference So it just tasted like really and there's like it tastes sweet And then I got the joy of walking around being like take a bite of this and then guess what's in it Fucking beans ma'am. I'm allergic to be yeah, yeah, but there's still chocolate in it There is still a lot of it in sugar. Yeah, okay well

What's the point of the beans you still feel better about yourself. I guess it was so good. I couldn't believe it But black bean brownies yeah, it was so good Kate should be on bar so you want to bring them in for us this week. Do you want me to bring in yeah? Okay, yeah, I wish I hadn't told you and then I could watch you enjoy them Let's get you guys are gonna shit. You guys are gonna shit on them. No. Yes You are if it tastes like a bunch of beans it won't it's like a gluten-free thing. Yeah. Yeah I've had flour list but never uh Most gluten-free shit taste awful. Yeah

Bring you boys some beans this week. You're still doing that. Yeah Yes, some bean brownies bring you boys some beans this week. You're still doing that. Yeah Till I die or they find a cure. Damn. I know man. Should we do a telethon? Yeah fun run fun run for the pie eating contest Hi My favorites banana cream. I'm pumpkin. I love pumpkin or key lime It's banana cream. I'm pumpkin.

I love pumpkin. Or key lime. We've already talked about it. I don't know if anyone wants to. We've already done that. I don't know what I am. Apple? This pie place down the street here makes crazy good pies.

My problem with tiering pies or something is if you put a pie in front of me I'm gonna eat it whatever pie. I also never buy pie I never I never will it just finds its way to me, right and I eat it and it's good Yeah, we're like fucking good. We're like Tom Brady. What's your favorite pie my next pie? Yeah I don't know. I've literally never thought of what my favorite pie is until right this moment, right? It's not the best cuz I've never had to make a choice. It's just whatever pie is served It's just in front of me and I'll eat it. I love them all. Yeah

Like I like every single one of these pies Is it fair to say pie crust is not very good, correct TJ no no it depends Oreo pie crust is Like pear pie have, like pear pie? Have you ever had pear pie? No. So good. Honestly, I put them all at the top. You had pear pie.

Yeah. Oh, so good. Sure it is, yeah. It's incredible. Our neighbors had a huge Kentucky Derby party every year and they would get Derby pie and that too was like instant diarrhea. But it was so good.

It was like the chocolatiest, like. And what are other pie occasions besides Thanksgiving where you just go somewhere no, it's so good. It's like molasses It's like Maybe Christmas. I guess you could do yeah like like any type of like or like a dinner party in the winter if I go to a cafeteria type restaurant I get a slice July 4 4th, apple pie. Or like a strawberry shortcake. It's just a diner. Steve, you didn't pay $664.00 in a penny for your jersey, did you? No. If there were taxes in shipping it'd be as well. Oh! Wait, you did? Yeah, it was Dame Warren signed. $600 for. It's the market rate. What are you gonna do with it? Frame it, put it up on my base. It's not even framed. Yeah,

I'm gonna frame it. How many jerseys you have in your basement? I haven't put them up yet, but I have, I think I'm gonna put up like seven I'm trying to get guys that were only on the box and that was their only team and they were there for a long period Yeah, one Jersey guys. I Like that the hunt is fun. Hey, come on What but it's my eBay account Where oh, I guess it doesn't say Where? Oh, I guess it doesn't say. Wait, like your username? And also what would it matter? What have you been buying, Shave?

I look for a bunch of stuff on eBay. I'm on eBay every day. I am too. Can you buy me something? What do you want? I don't know if you're on eBay every day. Yeah, I mean, like if you got something like that, would you like put it up in, like, your home? No. I'd probably go in the pile. Do you have, like, jerseys and stuff hanging out here?

Nothing. Wow. I've always, for collectibles, I've always, like, one day want to be that guy, but I also just expect myself to just do it all at once. You're kind of in the perfect position to get a lot of cool stuff. I do get a lot of cool stuff. I just don't know. I don't really have, I don't know where I'd put it.

Your giant home. My kids have that home. Do you have artwork on the walls? Yeah. My wife buys artwork, and I don't like it. You don't like it? Are you a bare wall guy? I like photography. Paintings that are just like random blotches of paint?

No, they'll be things, but I'm a photography. I'm a real guy. You like the, yeah. I don't like... Yeah, you are a real guy. I don't like... I don't know what it is. I just said never, if you show me a painting, I'm like, I wish that was a photograph. Yeah, a photo wouldn't have taken as long. I just said never if you show me a painting. I'm like I wish that was a

Photo yeah photo wouldn't have taken as long. Yeah, like show me a painting of a bridge I'm like would be cooler for his photograph find me any painting. That's better than a photo Yeah, would you ever like frame your like Eagles future bet slip or something like no no no no no something brings good No, when I see those jerseys. I have good memories Brandon how to go about you were upset at me, but then you weren't upset because it was just a big pencil When I see those jerseys, I have good memories. That's what it's about. Brandon, how'd it go? You were upset at me, but then you weren't upset because it was just a big pencil. Is that a fair assessment? Yeah, I thought you were messing with me. No, I was just giving you your big pencil because you forgot it.

I forgot my big pencil and you brought it in. And as soon as I saw your face, I'm like, here we go. But it wasn't here we go, you just brought me my pencil. Yeah. So I appreciate that. How'd it go? Good, fine. I said some things. Oh, no. Oh what what? Controversial yeah, I'd like to apologize to the people of Mexico. I didn't really mean that oh Yikes

I did mean what I said about the Chinese No, it's fine. We talk sports Kate's making brownies this week for us really yep. Yep I did mean what I said about the Chinese. No. Wow. No, it was fine. We talk sports. Kate's making brownies this week for us. Really? Yep. Yep.

Why? I'm trying to start baking again. Uh-huh. Part of getting the whole bag. I feel like you're going to like this recipe. You're going to love it. It's not weed. I don't have high expectations for, bless you.

Excuse me. I don't have high expectations for anything Kate makes. Are you okay? Holy shit. I think she's high expectations for anything Kate makes. Are you okay? Holy shit. I think she's made stuff before and it was good. What? Yeah. Yeah.

Remember when I made that giant thing a hoagie dip? That was great. Oh yeah it was. It was good. Hoagie dip. I remember it. Okay. Kate also had fake tits today that you didn't notice.

Nobody noticed. Kate's had fake tits the whole time? They're out now. Oh, they're out now. Oh. In your, you. I look at her tits often whole time? They're out now. Oh, they're out now. Oh. I look at her tits often, yeah. You say you're a titman.

I am a titman. And I didn't see them. I'm sorry, Kate. Not a word from anyone all day. Well, why would you do fake tits under a big fat hoodie? Because I feel like the most attractive way is when you have to double take your lakers. There's sweater puppies under there. The most attractive way? You know what I mean? The most attractive way is to show me the Lakers. There's sweater puppies under there. The most attractive way.

You know what I mean? The most attractive way is to show me the titties. Yeah. As easily as possible. Dump them out. Right. It's all about when they're hidden. If you see a hijab, but you see, you know what I mean?

All right. You know that works for you. Yeah. Big ass tits under a hijab. I've never really considered it. Oh, yeah. There's something mysterious about it. Can we not talk about tits under a hijab? I've never really considered it. Oh yeah. There's something mysterious about it. Can we not talk about Tits under a head job? I just talked about it on the video.

Oh, really? Sure. Asked me a lot of NFL questions, which I was prepared for. I mean, I did well. What was the best NFL question? What's your favorite team? It was about Dak and should Cowboys fans like Dak or hate him.

What'd you say? I said they should fucking love him. Really? I love him and everybody should. Yeah yeah but remember the time he got beat up at spring break that was he got jumped by 16 guys why jealousy cuz he was defending a homeless person a homeless nun dog puppy Wow a homeless nun puppy wow he's a hero. How do you think your uh thumbnails gonna look? We have we have the not as not as good as Mark's.

My hair went in and out and I could tell it was going in and out. It was it at first it was it was good and then after I got up to get the pencil when I sat back down, it had fallen out but I had to wait till it went back to Bobby on camera and then I snuck the hairspray and I did it up and then it fell down again. So it fell down 12. Oh, shit.

And look, look, look, it's up now. Great, great. Now, show Kate. All right. All right, now, as I was saying, Kate. See how much worse? Oh, God. Yikes.

Right. And show Kate again. Oh. And you spray, spray, spray. And this is what I mean. Oh. Right, so sometimes I just have to, oh Kate. All right.

That's quick how fast you're going. That's pretty good. If you were to ask him who would he say he preferred, Titus or you? Almost certainly Titus. The better Titus. Yeah. Is your hair your favorite thing physically about you?

No, I have great calf muscles. Oh. You do. So you'd rather be bald and keep calves? I'd rather be bald with what's, I have. Are they great, or are they great calves? What's the difference? There's naturally thick calves. They're pretty good. I have good calves. I think I don't know what I would say

I don't think I have anything that I like I like I would change everything I like my leg muscles. I feel like this whole show has good legs except for one person. I don't have them Thanks, Kate. This is a good save your favorite thing about you is I? Color okay, that's good Thanks, Kate. This is a good life show. Nick, what would you say your favorite thing about you is? Eye color. Okay, that's good. Yeah. I don't like anything north of my sternum. Yeah.

But I love my sternum. You brought up your sternum yesterday. Yeah, good shoulders. It's not north of my... It is, isn't it? I thought sternum was in the middle of your chest. You're talking from the top of the sternum? You're saying torso, not sternum.

Yeah. Yeah, nothing on my head. Hair's decent. It always bothers me. It's never styled right. I think it's styled perfectly today. Big Cat, what do you like? I don't think I have anything. This is a handsome

show. I got juicy lips. You guys are all... Certainly, Kate. Chill. It's not a handsome show. No. It's not a grotesque show. It's not an ugly show. It's not an ugly show. Some of us get close. I'm looking at me and you. But the rest of them are pretty good looking. But compared to everybody else in the building, what the fuck does that mean? Alright, if we did top ten best looking people in the building, we have two top ten guys here, we have two top twenty guys, probably have three top twenty guys. And that's like two top tens, two top twenty. Who's two top tens?

Chay and Mark. Mark and Kyle are both top ten. Mark and Kyle, you're top twenty, you're top top 20 Danny you're like 18 to 22 nice works I think about that as a conference yeah pretty strong it's a strong you're getting we're getting that we're five-bit leak yeah and above average six more attractive show of all the shows at the entire okay if each show was averaged out to a number it's not really fair, because we have so many people.

But average still. What's the hottest show here? Let's hire our average length or our hotness on a scale of one to 10. I think we're at our length. I think we're seven. I think length coordinates to, yeah, you're, you think we're seven?

I think that brings us up. Titus is a nine Kyle's a nine no Big cats and eight Nick's an eight on a good day really good Danny's a seven and a half chaise about a seven That chaise We're all being honest here, aren't we? Che's not hotter. Why'd you do Conrad dirty? Yeah, you did.

I gave him a seven and a half. That's fucked. You're just giving us all high ones. Danny, do you feel insulted? No, seven and a half's fine with me. Yeah, that's that fucked up. People might disagree with you, but that's fine. He doesn't have to feel insulted for it.

It's still wrong. Yeah, I'm not gonna say no, I'm hotter, dude. What the fuck? I was pretty happy with a seven for what it's worth. Yeah, I thought I was being... with the seven for what it's worth Seven and a half is strong. That's a damn good. Oh, that was good rating for che thought that was damn fair Eight almost has to be like But we also have mook oh

That's tough, that's like that's like Purdue football Connor Griffin continues yeah It's the first picture ever taken of him that he looks normal and I think that's all it was what a cool guy Yeah, but you know what the good part about Connor Griffin is that he can, like, because usually when someone tries to do a transition like this, you're like, oh, this is a douchey thing. He's got a ceiling because he's red hair. That's right. So it's like, we know that even no matter what,

he's never winning a national title. No. No. He'll have some upsets. Yeah. He's Indiana football. He can win a division. It's nice.

Wait, assign everybody their team based off of shit Titus your Ohio State yeah football yeah, no, I don't have the pedigree Do I need like are you Oregon your new money? I'm more Oregon. Yeah, that's cool. I think I ever actually have no your title and you're swimming 31 straight What I was right what Kenyan swimming won 31 straight national titles, it's the record across all college sports. Oh Britain you might be Wisconsin. I'm not Wisconsin. I'm like no. I think you might be Wisconsin North Dakota State Wow Good in a smaller division. Yeah, you would dominate back home. Yeah, that's true smaller division You send them you go back to a smaller division. You're

You're the king, but that also might work for Wisconsin like Big Ten West they dominated now. They got a play, right? Consistently good eight and fours ever great So, who are you in this scenario? I think I I will say he's Penn State. So who are you? I think I might miss again. No, no, no I think I could I think I make the case for possibly being LSU where if I my peaks are very high and when I bottom Out it bottoms out like that night games. Yeah, you're like no consistency, but the yeah volatility. Yeah And every kid's West. Nick is West Virginia. Nick is West Virginia.

I think I'm more Juilliard. The weirdos want one. NYU football. Yeah, I'll take it. What's Jay? Jay's UCLA. Danny, I think you're Iowa. You might be Iowa.

I don't know why. You know what you're going to get? Yeah. Yeah. I think you're Iowa. You might be Iowa. I don't know why. You know what you're going to get? Yeah. Yeah. I'm fine with that. Yeah, it never gets bad. Right, you're not disappointed necessarily. You could score some more points here and there.

Chay, you're UCLA. It's definitely the most Asian, right? Yeah, that's why. Checks out. Wow, what a coincidence. Stanford's got to be close. Stanford. Stanford.

Yeah, he's not smart enough. Yeah. Which team has the most children out of He has the money see Irvine of wedlock Auburn yeah, Kate could be a hot mess. Oh right. He gave me one Nice wait wait. What was quiet guy at the back of the party is probably smarter though that makes me seem like the biggest Underrated hot party is probably smarter than that makes me seem like the biggest underrated not all right not traditionally have a commanding funny and looks like you're a little mortgage and grill steaks respectful I do

not I can you grill steaks I can grill steaks and mortgage thing. Oh, that's just making money then. Well, no, I don't secretly brilliant. No, I'm low key a buffoon. I really flaunt everything that I know. Physique on point. If there's something I know, I will say. Me too. Oh, this is good.

Physique on point, behavior unhinged. Somehow that combo does it a lot for a lot of people. That's true. Owen. Show in perspective, soft-spoken, if you're into low-key, emo, artsy types. God, they're right. Oh, yeah.

Sneaks up on you. Stephen Che, earnest, dorky you Stephen Che earnest or he dad Analytics Wow may not be your first pick but someone out there definitely has a Stephen Che fantasy Maybe even a PowerPoint about it. That's true. They know Titus you sweat. Yeah, but yeah, this is this is random Walker Yes More like charmingly rugged uncle energy. He's not trying to be hot and that's part of the appeal Oh, you spray wild card there every three More like charmingly rugged uncle energy. He's not trying to be hot, and that's part of the appeal. Oh. You spray salt in there every three seconds. Let me have this.

Za is adorable and a legit swag. Has legit swag, but rank him purely by hotness doesn't do him justice. Also, when guests like Frank the Tank pop in the scale break, he's every direction. Jesus Christ. Oh, Chad. What are you doing, Chad GP?

What the fuck? That was brutal Did I not even how was check? I didn't know they were that good. Yeah, it was detecting like a An old version of the yak cast but hold on chat. Gbt. I was roast a this is a second one When would like when did this out of nowhere they've gotten a lot better. They had like a massive you I Scary yeah, it's like pretty funny. Roasting bread. Mine says sharp jaw. How'd you go number one twice?

I shaved and I looked like a headless Barbie doll. He's got that you'll regret it not dating me in college energy. Look at you. Oh. Why do you get on page? Oh, there we go. Titus, you're three. Oh, there we go.

All Miss West handsome, clean cut athlete vibes. He's got that starter pack for hot assistant basketball coach in a Netflix. Holy shit I'm sinking on oh my god sleepy-eyed soft boy Kate the only woman on this list and she delivers beautiful hilarious ex-marine cool tomboy girl humble We'll drink you that's I went down. Yeah, I'm gonna hot and a dad's got his life together way not classically hot Dad energy pushing way up the list. I'm down on the list is uh what's your emoji? GPT Cancers That's fucked That's fucked

They mention swag twice Tiny King with big energy, hotness here is less conventional More swagger plus personality Bonus points for elite vibes and the best reaction on camera Fact Brandon Walker either loves the loud SEC uncle vibe Or you don't, he's got charm But not everyone's cup of tea in the hotness department

Fair Stephen Che, Dadda, Dad data dad reliable might not be first round pick hot consistent has kind eyes and loves football like it's a personality tree rough oh that's tough damn I can't get over that joke chat GBT Who would be the hottest in a suit? I think we could go deeper. It's gonna be Nick again. No, I don't think so. Let's do something else other than hot. Yeah, please.

We're all gonna be in a suit. I have a legitimate crush on you. Nick! Editor in chief at a GQ party. This motherfucker loves Nick! Eight. Eight in chief at a GQ party. Oh. Kate. Kate in a suit, iconic. Okay, I don't, this is. Hey.

Okay. Yeah, I'm starting to like, I'm coming around on AI, I guess. His, KB in a suit hits different. Damn. This is so stupid. So soft. This. Slick, stylish artsy vibes for Danny Conrad.

Where it's slightly undone, that's what he did yesterday. Yeah, that's true. Would 100 look like a boss at a rehearsal? Tomorrow's our suit day, right? Yeah. We's what you did yesterday. Yeah, that's true Tomorrow's our suit day, right? Yeah to go get one what they're just obsessed to me buying houses for people. Oh Clean up okay in a suit, but you just know he complained about the tie and take it off immediately Wow that nailed it Steven would definitely try which is endearing. He's giving Father the Bride energy and respect. It probably rocks a budget suit for Macy's with confidence. Ricochet shot at Macy's. Golly. Yeah, this is. Damn. Wow. Did you guys keep, Brandon,

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like Rosa Parks hit you guys up relentlessly no I didn't did you look at them I did what did you think they look like people they look like faces they look like faces I don't if I wouldn't look at them without him saying Rosa Parks. Right. Yeah. Yeah, that's that. Did you guys, have you guys seen Quigs edits

recently of Rico? With the gun? He just did. Oh, that was really convincing. What's up, Bosco? What's up? Why aren't you on the bus? So, like, are you fucking like, shit?

Like, bitch? Oh you fucking like shit? Like shit? Oh shit Oh shit It's getting really good Wait, so that AI? Yeah, look at this one Did you see the high noon one the other night? Yes, he was fucking

That's not real? I thought he just had it as a prop They're so funny Oscar with a gun oh Shit, and then he had one other teacher you can laugh. This is very gonna be bad Yeah, but also very funny also, but it gives like scumbags an excuse like that wasn't me. Yeah, right Yeah, Rico can easily just have a gun and just be like the quigs did this quigs quigs been doing it What time does he leave just left us left yeah parted has he posted at all I think he's posting updates and stuff. Yeah, he's doing a thread. It's gonna be great. Yeah, it's gonna be great content I

Was thinking I wouldn't be shocked if a rider like went ahead to a rest stop and rescued him from the bus Is that possible or he's not allowed to leave the bus? I don't think he's lovely the bus. Wait. What is this? It looks like a text to fill. Oh, sorry, man won't happen again. Hope you can forgive me. Oh wow That's beautiful Bosco is the man. He is. Won't happen again is a crazy thing. Yeah, that's not a promise that he can keep at all. Yeah.

I've been trying to get Bosco to move to Chicago. He's not budging. Keep saying he's trying. I don't know. We'll see. He'd be fun in the mix. Keep saying he's trying. I don't know. We'll see. He'd be fun in the mix. But...

That's a guy that would be in the mix. Oh, yeah. You wouldn't have to tell him to get in the mix. No chance of him. Nick, tell him to stop freaking out. I guess it'll work. Yeah, who can you say that to? Maybe try to say that to Frank. Frank, chill. Don't worry Frank chill

It's like Frank. You really have no effect on the Mets season. Don't worry about it She's like, thank you. Yeah Wow Waiting for someone to say that. Oh man. All right, so suit day tomorrow? Yeah. Yeah. Suit day. That'll be a fun change of pain. We've done dress up day before.

Yeah, but all of us. We did fashion show. I guess we kind of wore. We've also done a dress up day. Oh, okay. A lot of us wore suits to your funeral. Yeah, I didn't. You see Peter Schrager yesterday left Good Morning Football and he had like basically your funeral,

but everyone was just super nice to him. Yeah, I was jealous. Yeah. That was cool. That's normal. Yeah. They probably treated him well during his entire time on the show, to be honest. Yeah. Did he? He's the man. He's probably a very nice man. Yeah. I'm sorry, Kate? He also actually left.

True. Which is important. Good point. He keeps his word. He didn't sign a contract months in advance. That's it. I'm going fishing. Are you going fishing?

Golf fishing. Going to God Gods country. Brandon, if you catch a fish I want pencil for scale. I was going to say that's what he has to kill it with. There it is. Going with his big pencil. I don't think he's going to bring it to the masters.

I don't either. And it really stinks. We need to like hide it in his... Somebody else going needs to bring it and give it to him there. Yeah, knock him out with a pan and then tape it to his leg. That's what I was thinking. Surgingly graft it.

Yeah. He's got to get it in there. Knocking Brandon out with a pan would be so funny. I did have big pencil for sale updates. Oh. Let's speak. Did have big pencil for sale updates Oh One factory said they could do three to four weeks The other factory said they could pre-sale and do ten days

The first factory would require 100 people to order the second would require 500 people to order 500 Yeah, we get so 500 of those yeah big yak pencils yeah it's for yeah yeah that's easy gender reveals in San Diego's mm-hmm the masters proposal even the classroom yeah it's a dick touching pencil if you have you've produced a pencil you can touch our dick. Fair. How about this? We can rub.

You can touch our dick or we can rub and you can get the scent. Yeah. That's fair. It's fair. Hey, you're in on that one. Okay. If you kill somebody. It's a scent pencil.

A sensel. If you produce a pencil, we'll put it up one of our holes. You choose. You can pull out a hole if you choose. Alright, let's spin the wheel TJ. Suit day tomorrow. Slick my hair back. get real professional with it. I have to go buy a suit.

The only thing I don't have is fancy shoes. I have to go get fancy shoes, god damn. Alright, we'll see you tomorrow. I I love you guys have a bad day April fools. I see tomorrow. I love you. Bye