The Yak - The Whole Squad Is BACK To Give THEIR THOUGHTS On The Milk Crate Challenge | The Yak 8-23-21

Episode Date: August 24, 2021

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. I'll take my... Oh, there it is. There we go. Hey, we're back. Boys, I think it's official. This is the first time the whole squad has been here in like what feels like months. Just a quick roll call.

Owen. Here. Nick. Here. Brandon. Here. Roan. Here.

KB. Here. Steven. Here. Roan Here KB Here Steven Here Da Here TJ He's here Here

Everyone's here Everyone's here Full deck Classic gang only That's it Everyone is here The graphic is up there Colby

Colby's still on our text chain. Yeah. Which is awkward when you realize that. I saw Caleb this weekend, so he's practically here. Yeah, that's true. That's a fact. What type of shit was he doing? What was he talking about?

He was on that Caleb shit. Yeah. Fuck. Beefing with Traylor. He made me go out. Caleb made me go out. You went out? Yeah, I went out.

And we went to the top floor of a hotel, and there were a bunch of people in people in there and i made one lap and when he took his eyes off of me i left and i went and got an uber and i went home who was the chain smokers no it's the wwe after party oh did you party with all the yeah they were in there but i i just was i was done why it's too hot i had yes i already had the migraine set in, so I had to leave. And the vertigo, too, probably from the high altitude. Yes. Altitude poisoning probably on top of that. How's Allegiant? Incredible.

Yeah, but they give free beer, right? No. The credit card's broke. What? When did that happen? I paid $8 for our fucking water. Wait, are you serious? How do you not know?

This is like a big story. You were there. No, this is not a big story. The flood there. No, this is not a big story. The floodgates opened. It was absolutely a big story. The credit card machines in the Allegiant Stadium broke. They had to give away

free food and beer. I didn't see that because this... And you report on wrestling? This girl came up to me. Oh, you know, I was close to the ring. I wasn't out there

with the people, the common people. So this girl comes up to me and she says, I'm taking care of you tonight. You went to that Mud Hens game a couple years ago. The second row behind the plate. What is this?

What? Is that something? Minor League Baseball, bro. Toledo Mud Hens. I've heard of them. I didn't know if that was in reference. They were sitting in their lap. You just out-geographied KB.

No. Yeah. I know the Toledo Mud Hens. All right. Keep going sitting in their lap. You just out-geographied KB. I did. Yeah. I know the team laid out in my hand. All right, keep going, Story. All right, so I'm done. I'm pretty much done. Was it a good trip? We haven't seen you in a long time.

It was a great trip. It was a fantastic trip, yeah. Did you get COVID again? I didn't get COVID. Well, you don't know. I'm vaxxed. You don't know. Oh, yeah, well.

People are getting it, though. I might have it right now. I'm half vaxxed. You're not even, yeah, no, you're not. You're not vaxxed. I'm half vaxxed. You're not even. Yeah, no, you're not. You're not vaxxed. I'm half vaxxed. All you really need is the first half. Second half is more of just like that's where they put the microchips in you.

Second half is just running up the score. It's a system update. Yeah. I saw a tick tock that everyone with the vaccine will die within four months. Oh, no way. That would be crazy. That's coming up soon. Yeah, no doubt.

I'm imagining it right now. If they were all right, everybody who was anti-vaxxer was right the whole time and they tried to tell us. I saw a Trump rally was going on somewhere and he was like,

he basically said go get the vaccine and then everyone started booing and he was like, or don't, or don't. Playing to the crowd. Yeah. What's going on with And he was like, or don't. Or don't. Playing to the crowd. Yeah. What's going on with Joanne's fudge?

You're welcome, boys. Oh, yeah. That was from our Rediscovering America trip. It's the number one ranked fudge in the world. Really? Yeah. And we were under his tutelage. I'll be the judge of that.

And he taught us how to flip fudge. There's five different kinds of fudge in there. I did it well. KB dropped fudge on the floor all you in front of an audience You made it drip Slice off a little but you got to check which kind because that's all different types of fudge You're gonna want to have chocolate peanut butter's what I'm gonna go yes. Yes slice me a little Eat the whole thing yeah, it's like a meatloaf and chew into the mic so people can tell what flavor you're eating

They want different flavors have different sounds It's like a meatloaf. Chew into the mic so people can tell what flavor you're eating. Different flavors have different sounds. That's why it's the best in the world. Owen really hurt my feelings this weekend. It's a brick of fudge. Yeah, it is. You hurt my feelings, big cat. Why? I texted you like four days ago.

You didn't respond. This one's double dark. Your dad probably liked it. Yeah, he would. What did you text me? I said, I hope your trip's going well. Can I have a Madden code? Oh. Oh. Yeah, he would. What did you text me? I said, I hope your trip's going well. Can I have a Madden code? Oh.

Oh. No response. None. And I didn't even press the issue. I was like, he's a busy guy. I'll give him one week. I don't have Madden codes this year. I gave him all the Pete.

You gave me a Madden code. Pete's not giving me a code. I did not give you a Madden code. Don't do that. You gave me COVID. You gave me COVID. We could do this all day. It was just a note.

You should give a Madden code to everyone who gets COVID. That should be like the giveaway. If you get COVID, you get a Madden code. Wait, so hold on. I'm sorry, but I don't have Madden codes. I literally made Pete do all of them. So, sorry. No, it's cool.

Pete will give you one. He won't. A lot of fun. His ass will not. No, Owen hurt my feelings because I went to Dead & Company on Friday night, and then he's like, oh, sick, my dad was there. And it was like a burn, but it was reality. A lot of dads there. A lot of them. Oh, yeah, my dad went to that concert,

but he was being, like, genuine. You get any balloons? No. Did you do any drugs? I did some weed. Fuck yeah. A lot of live Twitter updates, which is my favorite thing to do

when I'm having a blast at a concert. Yeah. Wait, I only had one. I wasn't talking about you in particular. There's a lot of people tweeting about how awesome it was. How awesome it was? In real time. Yeah, it was pretty awesome.

It did look cool. It also was very funny because we were in Stu Feiner's... Stu Feiner didn't come. It was his friend's box. And it was very... Like, I get Stu Feiner's friends all are kind of Stu Feiner. And so there was one guy who kept on being like, eat everything here. Like, take it home with you.

Like, I would walk away with like 20 chicken fingers from a Grateful Dead concert. Then there was one guy who just wouldn't stop offering us mushrooms. He was like 70 years old. And there was another guy who had to leave because he had tripped and fallen and hurt his hip. And I was like, what's going on here? Those mushrooms sound incredible. Elderly people on shrooms. He tripped real hard.

It was wild. There was a death. Oh, yeah. The New York Times live blogged it, and they called it a buzzkill. Nope, didn't kill mine. Wasn't there a death at like the Mets game too? Wasn't there like a dead body in the Mets stadium?

But the Grateful Dead death was of natural causes. He was just a regular average age. Imagine your death not even slightly ruining the event you're currently at. Not even slowing it down. Maybe they were trying to be nice. It happened like kind of in eyesight of of the line of sight where we were, and I didn't... It could have been you.

Didn't even see anything. Yeah. They just crowd surfed their body to the front and kept it going. The party moving. They threw him on stage. Yeah, it didn't ruin anything. I have yet to talk to Frank. I will.

I haven't yet spoken to him since I was talking to him. You guys are still beefing? I don't know. What's beef, though? I don't know if I feel bad or not to be honest I think you feel I don't think you feel bad but I don't want to be on the bad side I think I just want it back in your hand I honestly don't think you feel bad I think you think you should feel bad I do he's good at what he does right he what do you mean what he like when he like mopes past you, it's like, God damn. Did I go overboard?

There's no knives. It's him. But you're an alpha, though. You can't be psychologically influenced by him giving off feminine energy. You've got to be the divine masculine. Look at that. My shirt. Love it.

Oh. Yeah, did you hear you got taken over in the pussy rankings? You're the third biggest pussy on the show. Uh-uh. By him? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I had half a cookie on Friday and then three quarters last night just to prove to myself that I can. No, you didn't.

You had to power through it. So how was the hospital this weekend? If I did go back to Oswaldwald I would never tell y'all that would have been so funny the hospital recidivism rates I would find out because if you don't respond for like two hours

I get a DM from your sister or your mom they're big into that they've been they're on like a me dying wave yeah really? yeah they feel it coming

are you talking about a suey? nothing is stronger than a mother's intuition. I hate when she's wrong. Wouldn't want to disappoint her. Don't die, though. That'd be so annoying. I know, boys.

I wouldn't do that to you. We just finalized the graphic. Except that graphic still doesn't have us on it. The one behind. It has us on it. The one that everyone sees. It has us on it. Not me and Owen.

The one that's in the top of the screen, that's got you on it. Yeah. Can I make a request? It really made me look real thin. It'll be fixed. Now you're complaining about how you look? Well, I feel like my arms are a little more jacked than that. You kicked Caleb off.

Can I make a request? Can Steve and Che walk into this room so we can enjoy his youthful outfit? He is looking youthful today. Please come in. I haven't seen him yet. I caught the bottom part of his sweatshirt. This fudge is fantastic, by the way. It's really good.

Have you had the chocolate cherry yet? I've not. Cherry is going to be the real test of whether this fudge is good. You're in for a treat then, my friend. Hey, how do you think they pack this fudge? By hand? Oh, my God. Wow.

Here comes Sandman. Who are you? Get him head to toe. You don't listen to Metallica? You do? Wait, do the devil horns, though, into the camera. That's a cool fit. I don't think Metallica's youthful, though.

No. No, this, yeah, it is. It's having, like, a youthful renaissance. People who have never listened to Metallica. Metallico. Get you some fudge, boy. Dude, that guy, the drummer for Metallica really deserves way more hate for, like, ruining free music online. And he's, like, the worst drummer ever.

Yeah. Lars Ulrich. Lars Ulrich, yeah. He is. Fucking asshole. hate for like ruining free music online and he's like the worst drummer ever yeah he sucks as a Lars Ulrich yeah fucking asshole he completely disagree why what do you do like Lars Ulrich I mean and this actually this actually happened when you were born Napster uh there was a moment in time when we had all the music ever just for free. And then he went and was like, dude, I worked hard on that music and sued. Artist deserves to get paid. And fucking ruined it for everyone.

It was so sick that whatever it was, like year, maybe year plus, it was just every music ever. All you had to do was wait 20 minutes to download it. Yeah, you just had it all. But sometimes it was like labeled something different and you would wind up with a Soulja Boy song. If you try hard enough now, all music is free. How hard do you have to try? Not very hard.

I mean, no, no, no. Music is, no, that's not true. Yes. Yeah. Explain your process then. Free? You can just YouTube to MP3 any song. But that's not free.

You have to fucking, that's like a whole... You have to work to do that. Time is money, baby. I think that's the definition of free. Wait. No, that's not. You have to work. Define free. You don't have to pay for it.

With your labor, you do. It takes three seconds. To rip every song from YouTube to MP3? You can rip full albums pretty easily. I used to do it all the time. You're a bad boy. But what about the quality, the sound quality? I can teach you how to do it.

Sound quality is perfect. Is it? There's no chance the sound quality is perfect. It's better than it is on Spotify or Apple. So you don't pay for your music? No, I do. I use Spotify. Which is cheap.

Yeah, but it isn't free. But what I was saying was if you try hard enough, it could be free. No, but you've got to buy the computer. What was it before? They enough, it could be free. No, but you've got to buy the computer. So what was it before? They were just giving out free CDs. Napster just literally, everywhere you walked, it would just say a song, and it would just go on. What the fuck? It was incredible. I feel like there was an era for a while, though, where music was not free at all.

Yeah. Pre-Napster. And right after. Yeah, pre and post. When I was really young, it was like you had to buy we were paying 99 cents for every song and then Apple

bumped it up to like $1.32 it was like $1.29 you can still buy one I think people I don't know who's doing that but there's still an Apple store

there's definitely someone out there who just buys every song that they have on their phone do you guys ever have the mini disc players no it's like the off brand

Apple product I think I accidentally bought a mini-disc once. Yeah. Didn't know what to do with it. Just tried to play it on a regular disc. That was the other thing they were trying to do. Instead of just putting things on before the cloud and everything, they just tried to make the CD smaller

and smaller and smaller. I had a Zune. A Zune? Yeah. Was it Microsoft answer to the iPod? And they were like, iPod's big recognizability thing is that it was like a white square. Yeah. And then Zune was like, well, we have brown headphones. So you had like shit brown headphones.

It was sick. It was sick. I had a Sony mini display. I'm looking it up right now. I had like an iPod for a while and I don't think I ever, I don't think I ever really fully learned how to use it. There was always something that like I didn't know how to do on that thing. What functions couldn't you do?

I don't know. It's like finding songs that I had. Listening to the music? Listening to the music was always tough. You were always listening to music. You were always listening to music. But then they started trying to put shows on an iPod, and you could watch a show on a one-inch by one-inch screen. I had the Saturday Night Live Christmas special on my iPod.

Would that say that's what's molded your comedy the most? Yeah, definitely. Nice. Jimmy Fallon doing that song. The Hanukkah song. Those original iPods are going for a lot of money in current markets right now. God damn it. I wish I was smart enough to save shit.

All you have to do is save stuff. But I want to buy stuff now and save it. Then you're a hoarder though. Then you just wind up saving every single thing. I am. Are you a hoarder? I am absolutely a hoarder.

I have a closet in my house that if you open it up, it falls on you. It's where I keep everything. I have a closet in my house that if you open it up, it falls on you. Like a cartoon. It's where I keep everything. So, yeah. I, like, thought I was a hoarder for a bit, and then I just started throwing shit away, and I was like, never mind. So, you beat it. You cured.

Yeah, you beat it. What color ribbon is that for beating hoarders? It was pretty easy. Marie Kondo is looking at you for inspiration. It's like you have things, and you're like, oh, well, I'm going to want this when I'm older. And then you throw it away, and you're like, I haven't even thought about that since I threw it away. It's the best. Yeah.

I throw everything away. Throwing shit out is awesome. I love throwing shit away. When I moved to New York was when I started. I just didn't bring anything with me. And I was like, I don't even remember any of this shit. It's nice going home, though, and just having all your shit there. So how long was your hoarding phase?

18 years. Wow. Damn. He kept his foreskin. Typers. He was hanging on to the placenta with the iron grip. years wow damn yeah he kept his foreskin wait what were you gonna say though about hoarding how you can beat it i don't know i don't think you can you're supposed to get hypnotized i did beat it so you got steven you got fudge fudge uh fudge mouth throat fudge throat i had i had a

little of it a touch of it about five minutes ago, but you have it right now. Sorry, I'm done with the fudge now. No, no, keep talking. You ate that whole brick of fudge? No, we split it. The boys split it. You all finished it? It's adjacent to when Brandon has his chicken throat.

And then he tries to remedy the chicken throat by drinking milk. Which is his worst form. Hey, was Donnie supposed to swim across the East River today? Oh, fuck. Yeah. He's out there. I think he's waiting for it. What if he was doing it right now?

Getting thrown around by waves? He was supposed to do that today. I think, yeah. He still has to do it. Is he leaving? He moves to Italy in like a week. He's got to just go do it. I can't believe he's moving to Italy.

That's so sweet. That's the coolest place to fucking move to. I can't think of a sweeter place. Greece? No. No. They're not doing well there. You have to pay taxes.

Economically, they're hurting. And there's the whole body hair. Everybody's hairy there. No one's hairy in Italy. Yeah, Italy might be number one. Hawaii? Moving to Hawaii is cool. Hawaii could be,

but I've also seen a strong undercurrent of local Hawaiians. The homeless problem is terrible there. In Hawaii? Yeah. I saw a viral tweet that was like, they are visiting Hawaii. Native Hawaiians don't, woke Hawaiians don't want you to visit

yes so Hawaii without tourism that'll be dope that'll be fine but would you be a tourist if you moved there kind of transplant true they wouldn't like you

how long do you have to live there to not be a tourist I think if you just decide that you're going to live there you're no longer a tourist I'll live there a week. That's perfect. At a hotel, yeah. That's fucking genius. Loophole.

Moved in. They also really don't like when people say anything negative about Hawaii or even make jokes about it. What? Does anybody like to say negative things? No, that's a thing. Have you been? What are Hawaiian insults?

What's a whole pineapple? Hey, dude, what are you going to do? Go surf? Why don't you go climb a tree and get me a coconut? Yeah, why? Shit like that. They don't like that. Aloha means hello and goodbye.

How about you get some more words? Yeah. No, they really don't. They don't like it at all. You guys have such great weather. I heard something about that on a podcast. Go get some snow. Like, what would you even say?

Yeah, how do you insult a Hawaiian? I was listening to a podcast. Go get some snow. Like, what do you, what would you even say? How do you insult a Hawaiian? I was listening to a podcast. Hey, your time zone is, like, way different. All of their stereotypes are, like, represent, like, luxury and tropical paradise. Happiness. I was listening. They're literally, like, Simone and

Timba or whatever. Simone and Timba. I was listening to a podcast. That's the gang. Someone get me. Someone help me. Timone and Tumba. Wait, why don't you know? Well, how do you not know that? Pomone, Tumba. It's a real thing.

Timone and Tumba. What is it? Timone and Tumba. Timone and Tumba. It should be Pimone and Tumba. Timone and Tumba. It should be Pimone and Tumba. Well, you guys are about to lose our entire Hawaii fan base.

We actually did an We just lost it. Old school yak. Ronan and I had a guy who'd call in and tell us how he ate his wife's ass. What? Are we still doing the live show in Hawaii? I was like, I'm doing Hawaii. They sent us a bunch of candy. It was a massive palooka like a lea. Good, good.

I do not fuck that up. It was sick, though. Out of the chamber. Dude was just like, yeah, I ate my wife's ass. Like, okay. His name was Koa. Koa, that's right. Okay. Dude was just like, yeah, I ate my wife's ass. Like, okay. His name was Koa. Koa, that's right.

Okay. There was also Chris in Hawaii. Yeah, but that was on vacation, right? He was just on a vacation.

He was annoying. He destroyed his life. He was from North Carolina. Yeah, you doxed him. I did dox him. All right, so go on,

Seth. How do you know about this Hawaiian don't say anything bad about him? I was listening to a podcast with Tom Segura and he says that

he was doing a set in Hawaii. He was doing two shows in Hawaii, and the club owner said, don't make any jokes about Hawaii because they will hate you if you do that. And he opened it up with a joke about Hawaii, and then he bombed. They didn't laugh at one of his jokes. And then the next day, he didn't make any jokes about Hawaii, and they laughed. He killed. What was his joke about Hawaii? I don't remember.

You fucking idiot. You guys are idiot biggest morons I think he said like wasn't part of the United States or something like that I think they would be happy about I feel like they believe that they definitely do believe that I heard they kind of like aren't though it's weird that they are there's a story about a guy who uh who was born before they became a state and he refused to pay taxes. They came to him and I think went to either Hawaii's highest court or the Supreme Court, but they ruled that he doesn't have to pay taxes. He grandfathered himself in? He just fought hard enough and grandfathered himself into having no taxes his entire life. I wonder how much his legal fees were, though.

I don't know. Less than his taxes would be. Isn't that the plot of the movie The Descendants? Is that a Hawaii horror movie? Yes movie The Descendants? Could be. Is that a Hawaii horror movie? Yes. The George Clooney version, yes. Wow.

Shout out to Hawaii. Shout out to Hawaii. We love Hawaii. Rome was just there. I love Hawaii. Yeah, it was beautiful. I think I'm going next year. Except for all the people who just fucking hang out.

Yeah, they do do that a lot. There's a television show I watch often called Hawaii Life, who just fucking hang out. They do do that a lot. There's a television show I watch often called Hawaii Life, and it talks about moving into Hawaii, and it's not completely off the post for me. What channel is that on? I watch Forgetting Sarah Marshall. I watch Dog the Bounty Hunter.

Is there work in Hawaii, or does everyone just hang out? Everybody there is just Jack Johnson. Yeah, that's what I imagine it to be. Most people are real estate agents, yes. They just crush banana pancakes. They're all just selling each other houses constantly. Tom from MySpace lives there. He just chills and takes pictures.

What is Hawaii Life? What is that on? Travel Channel, I believe. And you watch it often? Yes, very often. Very often. He tripled down what have you been to hawaii i have yeah honeymoon wait you watch it very you watch the travel channel very often yeah on demand typically but yes you seek it out correct travel channel is the ultimate like

just land on mid-20s hung over on a sat Saturday. I remember I once watched an entire marathon of this show about pool builders. Oh, I like that. Yeah, it's fucking sick. I'll land on the best day of fair food. Yeah, you'll just watch it and be like, I don't know where that day went. I watch them on mute. I just want to see the nice pools. Have you ever seen the treehouse one?

No. Where they build the crazy treehouses. It's called My Daughter is a Treehouse. Yeah. And this guy adopts a treehouse and it's just his kid. No, I haven't seen that one. There's a lot of ass in the Travel Channel. Yeah.

There's one where they build these five-story. You ever beat off to the Travel Channel? I never have, but I've been caught watching Travel Channel by my wife. She's like, there's too many women in bikinis on this show. And I'm like, it's just the Travel Channel. I'm not trying to watch ass. Just ass happens to be there. It's just the Travel Channel. I'm not trying to watch ass. Just ass happens to be there. It's just the Travel Channel.

What? Is that your southern accent? It is. Wasn't good. It's just the Travel Channel. That was better. A little bit better. You got to commit to it.

I know. Let out a squeal. You got to get a squeal. What are you doing? Yeah, what are you doing? I'm taking a picture to do a swipe up to try to promote the show. Oh, fantastic. Oh, the program. Get this fucking fudge away from me.

Dude. That's good fudge. Pass this down to Sass. Should I promote the show too? Sure. To what audience? Bro. Who follows you, bro?

Your audience is all in school. That's true. Not until next week. Oh, really? The last week to listen. Don't throw shit at me. All right, so Brandon, give us the Vegas highlights. Well, I'm not built for going out in Vegas.

I did have some delicious Korean barbecue. It was fantastic. Bulgogi? Yes, and yes, and Calbee. Where did you stay? The M Resort. It's about 10 miles south of the Strip. It was fantastic.

10 miles? Did you do any sauna? I didn't do any sauna. There was a lot of sauna there to be done. It was beautiful. They had a beautiful pool, and they had a beautiful sauna. I didn't go to any of it. You had to do a little steam. They had a wonderful pasta and they had a beautiful sauna. I didn't go to any of it. You had to do a little steam.

They had a wonderful pasta restaurant. I had some veal piccata. It was delicious. So you're naming things that you could have done here really easily. I was working the whole time. Was it an Italian restaurant or a pasta restaurant? It was a pasta restaurant. It was called a pasta bar.

It was called the pasta bar. Not Le Pasta Bar? No, the pasta bar. And it was good. bar did they have low mains it's called the pasta bar yes not lay pasta bar nope the pasta bar la pasta bar and it was good it was really good and then went to summer slam i was there like 12 hours we were there from nine to nine so it was it was a long time it's a lot of work triple h was don't shave your beard you think it's you always grow it and then we tell you it looks good and then you shave i know but my wife cuts me off about four four weeks in keep it going no she cuts four weeks is peak growth it going. No, she cuts me off. Four weeks is peak growth.

Yeah, she doesn't like it. For a mustache, at least. She'll put up with it for a little while. I'll get to where I want it to be, and then she'll say, all right, shave it. How was the wrestling? The wrestling was really good. CM Punk debuted on Friday at AEW. Huge news for wrestling.

But then Brock Lesnar came out when we were there and Becky Lynch. They put us in the second row. It was incredible. We were sitting with all the famous people. Give me a top ten of things you ate or people you met. So together. Pasta Bar 1, Triple H 2.

Pasta Bar is definitely one. Korean Barbecue is one. Pasta Bar 2. Triple H and Stephanie 3, but I'd already met them. I met them when we went to the warehouse. Oh, yeah. Vince four. To the warehouse. You met them?

Do they all sleep in the warehouse? Wait, you can't count Vince if you didn't meet him. You just said you saw him. Saw him. So seeing him was awesome. Yeah, that guy might be my one. Keep going. Glenny Balls was five.

Seeing Glenny Balls. Look, there he is. You ever, you guys ever been out with him? Uh, party animal. Yeah, I have. I mean, he's just, he's just a wild card. You just crush his shots. He's a party animal.

What does he do? I don't know. He's just, he's just taking shots all night. And he's just like, we had to, we had to shoot at like 8am on Saturday and he went out till like 6am. Balls lifestyle. I couldn't do it. I was in bed at 1030. I think that there's out until like 6 a.m. Ball's lifestyle. I couldn't do it.

I was in bed at 10.30. I think that there's a different mental lift for the shoots for him and you. That's true. Yeah. That's fair. He had to wake up

and eat ice cream. Yeah, he's a present sky. In his 20s. Yeah, his bounce back, his elasticity is something you can It was good to see Caleb, though. I had a good time with Caleb.

Great seeing Caleb. Caleb. Do you like women's wrestling? I don't mind it. I used to hate it. Okay. Because you have like a private Twitter, and I saw you tweeting about Lynch, and I saw you say like, fuck China.

And I was like, Brandon, she died in 17. Like, so I don't know. Is that? The Lynch is a little different than Becky. Wait, what? Stay off that. Yeah, it was fine was that real

yeah yeah it was real I saw both of those tweets send them to me please yeah I will I'll screenshot them what's going on with that nothing

nothing are you trying to get your burner big or you just want to have it you want to have it all I didn't know he found it I didn't know he knew about it I you know

oh I found it I just run in different circles and have to appeal to different audiences, and this one... So this one is like, fuck, China, the wrestler, and the country? No, no, no, no. I don't know what he found. Just the country? You know, China's spelled with a Y. Was it Y or I?

I don't recall. Okay. But the Lynch stuff was... That was near and dear to my heart. Yeah, sure. Sure. We'll tweet it out. When should we do

our final Tyler O'Day rankings? This week, right? When's his last? Friday. Friday is on Rough and Rowdy, though. Are we going to be here Friday? No. We'll have to do it Wednesday, then.

Oh, yeah. Let's do it Wednesday. Rough and Rowdy. Wednesday? Yeah. Should we combine it with another event? I'd like to do a draft.

I would love to do a draft. I think we've got to save a draft for next week. Next week draft? This week, O'Daniac's next week draft. The Yak draft. The Yak smoothie draft. Smoothie. Sass was saying...

Named Yak. Named Yak. That's what a listener said in Buffalo. Y-A-K. Yeah. Sass was saying we should do lunch drafts on Patreon, and he gets all the money. Wait. You owe us money.

Oh, my God. No. Yeah, you do. You have to eat. No, I don't have to. KB owes. KB has to buy McDonald's for everybody, but you're the only one that's allowed to eat it. I have to buy the McDonald's.

He has to eat it. No. I was last place. Second to last place had to eat it. No, I have to buy the McDonald's. He has to eat it. I was last place. Second to last place had to eat it. He was last place. He was last place. No, that is not true. We could pull the footage. That's not true. Yes, it is. It is true. No way.

I remember being like, people would find the footage. So when we were at Ski Ball, there was the roll tied, and we said, last person has to buy everyone lunch, So when we were at Ski Ball, there was the roll. And we said last person has to buy everyone lunch. And second to last has to eat all of everyone's lunches. He won the roll off, which means that I was last place.

Pull the footage. Pull the footage. You have to eat. I remember losing and being like, oh, whatever. At least I just have to buy the food. No, I remember you finishing second to last and being like, sass is gonna be a bitch about this no no here we are no no here we are because you're wrong and welcome to the show i know you're wrong i said nick and i actually talked about it we're like well this is gonna suck trying to get sass to

eat a fucking play along and eat a bunch of lunches. I remember doing it and he being like, you have to buy lunch for him. And I was like, oh, well, I'll just find the footage. I remember being like, I'll just have to buy. It was on the live show from Thursday. It's on YouTube. I literally was like, well, we got to do that. Maybe we do that with O'Daniacs. Combine that with O'Daniacs.

Was it on the air during the show or was it after when you guys all rolled? It was the end of our hour on the show. We did a roll off. Right. Okay. Within the last 10 minutes. Yeah. This is exciting.

I don't know if I'm going to be here next week. Oh, God damn it. Is life that bad for you? Another vacation? Another honeymoon? The honeymoon was buy one, get one. Yeah, I'm about to go back to Hawaii and kill myself. Don't say any Hawaii jokes.

Fuck you. All right, fine. This is going to be brutal. So you guys are still confident? You still think that I beat KB in the wall? Yes. I remember us saying you had to eat. I don't know if you came last or second last, but whatever it was, you have to eat.

Because we had a conversation. We were like, he's going to take one bite and say, guys, do I really have to do this? No. Literally, you could die if you eat this much my stomach is in knots already from eating five happy meals no i know i know for a fact i remember so clearly being like okay well i'll just buy mcdonald's not expensive. So wait, are we arguing who came in last or what the terms are? Who has to eat it? Both.

Both. I know I came in last. Notification on both. Oh, so Sass knows he came in last. So can we agree, though, no matter what the outcome is, we're going to combine it with no Daniacs on Wednesday? Sure.

Okay. Great. I'm excited. I'll eat any food, but it has to be low carb. I'm doing a low carb. It was the entire menu. No, because we all order what we want for lunch.

But you have to eat it. And you have to eat it. We order. And I order pig, brother. I'm not eating the carbs, but yeah, sure. I mean, if you're nice to me, I'll order no carbs. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter because I'm not the one that's eating it.

Double play of fish. I'm almost certain it's you. I'm so certain it's not me. I will do 20 nuggets for you. We talked about it on the show. Like, yeah, Sass is going to take one bite. I'm so certain it's not me. Sass, I will do 20 nuggets for you. We talked about it on the show. Like, yeah, Sass is going to take one bite. My stomach is literally a knot.

That must have been before the roll-offs. Okay. I just got a really inspiring DM from a Yak listener. They had a stroke last February, a brain hemorrhage. They were in the ICU for 21 days, near death on 14 of them. And it's refreshing to hear Kyle's battle with delayed onset pot. It makes him realize how lucky he was to only have a hemorrhage. Fuck you. Fuck that guy.

Delayed onset pot. Oh, my God. Shit. I'm looking up Hawaii stereotypes. Tan. Good fish. Lights. Lights.

Pineapple. All their jizz tastes good. They can play fish. Lights. Athletic. Pineapple. All their jizz tastes good. They can play the ukulele really well. Girls walk around in coconut bras. So what's up with all the girls around here? I googled negative Hawaii stereotypes. They ride dolphins to school and work. I heard that's incredible.

Sick. But if you say that to them, they're like, no, we don't. We have cars. Everyone who lives in Hawaii Knows how to surf That's true That's what happens I was laughing Locals drink Mai Tais all day

We got it We got the footage We're gonna put it up on screen Alright I know Alright awesome Matt Sass is actually right No I beat him yeah

No I was hoping we didn't have the footage Uh oh No swag Was that 20? Was that 20? Was that 20? 20, right? 20.

Hey. Now he has to eat all. You have to buy. You have to buy. Oh, shit. Damn it. Sass, I owe you an apology. Sorry, Sass.

God damn it. All right, Kyle. Is that opposite day? Wait, yeah, I think we were just fucking around. I think now that I'm... All right, so I was clearly wrong. All right, Sass, if you want the job, buy it. What would you rather do?

Buy it. Buy it. You would rather... You're going to pay for it all? Nick, I think we were talking about it before. Before the roll-off. Before the roll-off. We were like, if Sass has to eat all this, he's going to bitch nonstop.

All right, so sorry. Apologies. It's all good. No worries. Yeah. Happy we figured that out. I'm buying all the food from him. I'll always admit when I'm wrong.

Yeah, yeah. I won't, but you won't admit when you're wrong. Different strokes. This is a big dub for you. I feel like you need that. This is big. You needed that. You needed that.

You needed that. This was big. Not only in this moment, but also to not have to eat all the stuff because you would have complained. It would have been a big thing. It would have been a real thing. It would have been a real bad look for you when two bites in and you're like, I said

no carbs. Alright, so KB? KB's a G though and he will eat it. So do I have to buy food for everyone or just KB? Everyone. We all decide our orders. This was our dumbest idea ever. Yes. You have to buy six meals and KBS eat all of them.

So you're buying and he's eating for us. So, for example, mine will be a double cheeseburger, a McChicken, and four parfaits. I like two. I love two items. No, no, you can't. Mine's 50 nuggets. I feel like you shouldn't be allowed to buy multiple meals. My meal is actually a 10-nugget meal with a Filet-O-Fish on the side.

I get a Filet-O-Fish with an Oreo McFlurry. Nobody gets one thing at McDonald's. Yeah, I know, but if KBS eat all of it, yeah. He's eating four of us. 20 nuggets and a Big Mac. I mean, I get like six McChickens. God, no, no. I'm trying to help him.

Every time I get four breakfast burritos and a Filet-O-Fish. That's part of his order, too. I can't believe three of you get Filet-O-Fish. It's their best item. It is? It's the best item. The McChicken is the best item. They added a double Filet-O-Fish.

That's gross. That's too much. That's foul. That's vile. That's repulsive. That is disgusting. The single is perfect. The Filet-O-Fish hates it when you say anything negative about it.

You're weird that bad. What can you even say bad about a Filet-O-Fish hates it when you say anything negative about it. You're weird that bad. What can you even say bad about a Filet-O-Fish? Nice cheese. Do you remember when the sandwich, what was it called? The McFrap or like it was the McFrape or something weird. It was a McFlurry. McFrape, it was like the coffee thing? Yeah, yeah.

I remember going there with my mom. I have such a good memory of us being like, do you guys have a Frap? And they were like, no. And they wouldn't say yes. And then my mom was like, they say it's like the McFrap Bay. And they're like, oh, yeah. Oh, secret menu?

You got to have it. You have to call it a proper name. The McGangbang? Wait, that's a thing, right? Yeah. You put something inside of something? You split a McDouble and put a McChicken in between. That's what I always get.

Oh, and didn't you and your friends do that when we were driving to Chicago? No, me and Greer did that. Oh, yeah. Your place. Disgusting. So gross. Good, though. I thought lesser of you when you guys did that.

It's just... Do you think McGregor and like his friends have ever fucked a chick and been like, this is the McGang gang? Definitely. Definitely. That's kind of cool. While eating one. I feel like when you've got like a crew of people and you're like that tight, like all those like big famous people.

You're always fucking with your boys. I think there's one that's like the land and sea. You split a Big Mac and put a Filet-O-Fish in it. That's disgusting. And then what do you do to the chick? That's way worse. What do you do to the chick? That's way worse. You say, what do you do to the woman? Wait, you just stole my line, Nick.

Yeah, I did. It hit different when Nick said it, though. It was funny. How did this happen? He just eye-bombed on you. Because his delivery was better. Yeah, I don't know how that just happened. I was conversing.

I wasn't expecting anything like, thanks, guys. When he said, one minute. Great shit, Nick. Just incredible shit, man. Dude, you're always on point. Get out of the fucking park. That was probably, that was one of my better jokes. Shit.

What are you doing? Whooping? Just hit different. What, Trista Crick's back? Shout out to Trista. She starts saying that to everyone Who comes in on a Monday Like oh you're back Welcome back

Took two days off huh Yeah Not me Another vacation So when is Donnie going to Italy I think the end of the month Yeah Where is he going to Italy

Oh he's doing like an entire tour Of Eastern Europe He's doing the Balkans Sponsored by Roman. Are you guys going to the Balkans? No. No. How'd you get out of that? No passport? No passport. I think I'm good on Kosovo.

Kosovo? Yeah, he's going. He put up the map of where he's going and it's... I don't want to go. A lot of war-torn places? I think war-torn. Turmoil, yeah. War-torn. Thank you, guys.

Nice. That was crazy. What is this milk crate challenge? It is the funniest thing in the world. I've seen the falls. It's easily the best challenge. It seems to be predominantly one culture. What do you mean?

No, the guy from Bradley. Bradley Martin. No, that was the lamest thing I've ever seen. He got in trouble for whitewashing it. Yeah. That's why we didn't even just whitewash it. And the mayos are ruining the world. It would have been one thing if he just did it,

but he's such an asshole. He does it and he's lifting weights. Well, no, he didn't. He didn't do it on grass. Yeah. You have to do it and he's like lifting weights. Well, no, he didn't. He's like eating his meal. He didn't do it on grass. Yeah. You have to do it on grass. The challenge is also falling, right?

That's when you win the challenge. The funniest part is when you fall. You fall and you greatly hurt yourself. No one needs to see Bradley Martin having girls in bikinis handing him his meal prep. They're incredible. When Hank showed it to me last night, I just turned to him and I was like, I want more. Give me more. There's millions.

Vibs just bought 49 milk crates. Oh, God. I didn't like seeing that, to be honest. I knew. What is the logistics? How do you obtain? I said Vibs is going to do this. The problem is.

That's a shit. Did it hit you that fast? That's diarrhea. That's diarrhea. Oh, it's out. It's out. He's squeezing his cheeks. Oh, yeah. Look at it's out. It's out. He's squeezing his cheeks. Oh, yeah.

Dude, look at that trail on the ground. Yeah. He shit himself. Us doing this challenge, though, is going to get, like, roasted. Yeah. Yeah. Bar stool doing this? Oh, yeah.

And you have to do it now. You have to do it on the grass. You have to do it on grass. What I'm going to not do is this challenge. Yes. Oh, I'm not doing it. I don't want to hurt myself either. I just don't want to

culturally appropriate. So it is a cultural thing. I don't know. Where are they getting the milk? This guy is a legend. This guy is one of the greatest athletes I've ever seen in my life. This is the only successful one that I have enjoyed. You guys show the one with the guy with the

mask, which is so funny because then everyone's like, oh, thank God he's wearing a mask. Did you see this guy, though? He Icarus himself flew too close to the sun. With his other buddy. With his buddy. This one? Yeah. With the same guy.

Tried to do a double. Oh, you don't go twice. That's like hitting your first half. I know. Dude. Wait. What? This picture of this guy getting. Look at this bruise that he has from it.

Oh, I know. He's icing it up. It's bad. Oh. Find another one. This one's not fun because he doesn't fall. He successfully does it. The one where the guy makes it and he just like sprints down the last one.

I saw one this morning of a girl doing it in high heels. Yeah, this is the guy. This is the whole thing. So I showed KB the guy that rolled. Why was he so dusty? The way they fall is so funny. What do you mean they?

Yeah, yeah. Expand on them. For sure, for sure. There's so much dust as soon as he hits. The way everyone that does it falls. Christ. What do you mean you people? Like this screenshot.

This is all on my Twitter. I can't see him. You're what? When I showed KB the challenge, I showed KB that challenge and he said that looks dangerous. Got him. You were talking about the blunt the guy rolled, right? I don't know. What year old talking about the guy rolled right this guy oh this guy tried he he was literally looking at that one right now this one is so oh no that's terrifying look how high that is really high

play him again on his fucking head. Dude, that's just simple. You got to do some. I would just jump off at that point. I would have just done some sit-ups at some point in my life. That's a lack of core strength. And you also can't push down to jump off, though. No. You can't.

When your body starts wiggling like that, your core is so weak. There's nothing you can do to repeat. That's the weakest core. You got to bead wobble. You just have to fall with it. Yeah, you can't. There's nothing you can do to repeat. Yeah, that's the weakest core. You got to show that again. You just have to fall with it. Yeah, you can't. There's nothing you can do when your body starts shaking like that. It's already shaking.

He's not even up on the next level yet. That's strictly a lack of core strength. He's done right now. Yeah, that's a lack of core strength. He's just none. His knees are just wobbling. He's never gotten up from anything. Oh, no.

Extra hit on his face. Looks like he's trying to jerk off in the shower. Oh, no. Extra hit on his face. Looks like he's trying to jerk off in the shower. Oh. Oh. Oh, my God. Oh, God. He knows it, too. God, I could watch these all day.

I know. It reminds me. There should just be a live stream of people doing it continuously. One of the biggest disagreements Ro and I have ever had. It kind of reminds me of the golf carts. What are your takes on that? I remember that. We had a disagreement.

I said that they were funny, and Roan's like, no. He was like, don't hit people with vehicles. I was like, yes, do. No, don't. I guess it's just a tomato-tomato thing. The golf cart thing got old. I may have roasted that on Twitter back in the day. Yeah, I think I roasted it's just a tomato-tomato thing. The golf cart thing got old. I may have roasted that on Twitter back in the day. Yeah, I think I roasted it too.

Actually, I think I was like, oh, barstool humor is hitting people with golf carts. Yeah, you did. Shit. I actually take no offense to that whatsoever. Really good humor. We've cultivated this brand of humor over years and years. But I do think that this is hilarious. And I'm actually trying to find more of them right now.

Here's one on the screen right now. Yeah. Oh, no. To your left, Sass. I feel like you have to. Sass, just watch. They're so guilty. The fall is perfect.

Yes. It's just like they're so. What is the crate thing? Whoever makes crates, Sterilate or whatever like they're soaring. What is the crate thing? Whoever makes crates, Sterilite or whatever, they're going to hit big. They have to be crushing it right now. Pass that fudge back.

Yeah, that fudge is good. DDTG is unloading a clip in them. What? Sterilite. Oh, yeah. You got to buy now. Buy now. This shit will surely go on for a long time.

Is that a woman? You're damn right. Don't women have like a love pitch? No, you can't do that. Good, good. You see the one where they're like in the middle of doing it and all of a sudden they're like, oh. That's second degree murder. You see the one where they're in the middle of doing it and they start getting shot at?

Yeah. I saw that one. I saw it because you favorited it. It came up on my timeline. I was loving it. Did you have it shot? It was kind of depressing. They were getting shot with bullets?

They're like in the middle of doing it and they're having a great time and all of a sudden someone's just unloading bullets into them. You saw someone get shot? No, you don't see them. Can't go alive when you got ops. Yeah, that's where the caption was. Go through. You're not going to be able to hear it anyway.

Unless you do hear it. Real quick, when you slow down, just open Coors Light. Smart of Brandon to sit that segment out. It's mountain cold refreshment made to chill. It tastes great from Coors Brewing Company, Golden, Colorado. So slow down and celebrate responsibly.

Get Coors Light. And the new look delivered straight to your door with Drizzly or Instacart by going to CoorsLight.com slash take. Zop brought up a good point. Do you remember when that golf cart disagreement happened? Dave put out a hit on Riggs. Yeah.

I don't think has ever. Ah, that's right. Don't play. Again. We need him healthy. Are we talking about hits? Yeah. You have any hits out?

No, no, not yet. Brandon, were you proud of me? I took my son to the movie theater 38 minutes. Paw Patrol sucks, by the way. It does. Terrible movie. Did you really only go for 40 minutes? I'm shocked you made it that far.

Yeah, it was actually shocking. Is that like a thing? You might want to check for 80, bro. A two-year-old has no attention span. The movie's like three or four. They either have none or they have one that they can watch the same thing on loop for 24 hours. It was great, though, because he didn't even say anything. He just stood up and started walking.

Did he announce that he was done? He was just done. I just started following. Was this his first time at the theater? Yes. Did he get snacks? I got him some snacks. I don't think you're allowed to give kids that young popcorn, so I got him some chips.

Okay. Chips. Yeah. Classic movie theater dream. Does the popcorn get stuck in your throat? Probably. Just give him popcorn. You got to break the popcorn barrier at some point.

But chips are just as good. He loves chips. Okay. You can't give kids that young French onion soup either. Yeah. You didn't give him any candy? I don't think anybody should eat French onion soup. We did fruit snacks.

He didn't like it. Really? Yeah. Salty. He was like like it. Really? Yeah, it's salty. He was like, I want some spinach instead. No, he was eating three bags of chips. Thanks. Chips are good. Yeah, chips are really good.

But Paw Patrol sucks. What is it? Chips, good. Such a stupid fucking movie. You saw The Grateful Dead on Friday and Paw Patrol on Saturday? I used to watch Paw Patrol with my little sisters all the time. Really? Yeah.

What is it about? Wait, you have dogs that are... There's a dude and he has a bunch of dogs and they're basically superheroes. They got all this equipment. There's Marshall,

the fire department dog. Makes sense, name one. There's one dog that literally hits... So it's like... Paw Patrol. There's like an ambulance. There's a firefighter.

There's a cop. There's a chick that flies in an airplane. That's Sky. And then There's a cop. There's a chick that flies in an airplane. That's Sky. And then there's one guy who just drives a fucking garbage truck. They're like the Avengers. Arguably the most important job out of all of them. He literally has to go like, Rubble, go clean up.

And he has a barstool. He has a big Viva La Stool sticker on the back of his car. Rubble, yeah. What type of dog is he? He's an English Bulldog. He's a common man. I think the English Bulldog is... Or is he the bulldozer driver? Yeah, he's the bulldozer. Rubble, yeah. What type of dog is he? He's an English Bulldog. He's a common man. I think the English Bulldog is... Or is he the bulldozer driver?

Yeah, he's the bulldozer. Rubble. Yeah. The green one is the trash dog. That's... Yeah. A green dog? Well, that's not realistic at all.

No, the one that wears green. Chase, Ryder... Do you think Humdinger was supposed to be Trump? I don't know. Definitely. There's something for the adults and the kids. Chickaletta's always getting in trouble. It's crazy? I don't know. Definitely. There's something for the adults and the kids. Chickaletta's always getting in trouble. It's crazy.

I don't know. The mayor. A mayor is crooked. Yeah, I know. What's going on here? He's always trying to sell the town or destroy the town or do something. I walked out right when Loop-D-Loop was about to kill a bunch of people. Right in the plot when you had to walk out?

Yeah, he was just like, I'm out. So wait, are there humans in this too? Yeah, there's a kid that runs the dogs. And then Humdinger's a human. He's the mayor. Why haven't the dogs rebelled against the kid? So the mayor has hired just dogs to do their public service. No, no, no, no.

The mayor likes cats. You're right. And is trying to ban all the dogs from the city. This is just in the movie, though, right? And then the mayor keeps doing crazy shit. Like he did a loop-de-loop from the city. This is just in the movie, though, right? And then the mayor keeps doing crazy shit. Like, he did a loop-de-loop on the subway. And then people got stuck, and then Paw Patrol has to bail them out.

Right. So it's like a source of trouble, and the Paw Patrol fixes everything. And he's pissed that the Paw Patrol keeps saving it when he wants everyone. It's a whole thing. But it's kind of like commentary on apartheid. Yeah, well, there's also climate change shit in it.

Obviously, I only watched 38 minutes of it. All that lip shit. But he's got a machine that sucks up clouds, so it's always sunny. Is there a cop dog at the end of the day? Yeah, there is. They tried to cancel the show because of that. All collies are bastards. But yeah, there's definitely some climate change shit going on.

All the other dogs actually eat the cop dog live. The cop dog turned off his dash cam, though. Yeah. He planted a milk bone. The movie just went black for a minute. Just like nothing. You couldn't see anything. What happened?

Oh, we'll chase the cop dog. That would be so funny if they just had really like, really, like, up-to-date scenarios in that show. In a children's movie. People are acting like the crates have been planted the same way the bricks were planted. Oh, no. I know. It's actually very funny. Crates.

Crates are the new crack? Yeah. No, like how bricks were. Oh, bricks. Oh, I thought you meant, like, okay. But also, also, Reagan-omic, I thought you meant like... Okay. But also... That works as well. Also, Reaganom or whatever. Yeah. Huh.

Huh. I'm in on Paw Patrol. Are you? Have you ever seen it before? I want... I know, but the lore is enticing. It's really bad. It's something.

It is something. I've seen every episode. What's his origin story? Paw Patrol's? There's hundreds of episodes. I'm joking. I haven't seen every single episode. But I have seen it a lot.

And you think it's bad? I mean, I probably enjoyed it more when I was younger. I used to weirdly watch very young kid shows with my little sisters. When you were a kid? I was in high school. I'd just be watching Paw Patrol with my little sister. Damn. Are you just a great big bitch?

Yeah, pretty much. Damn, bro. No, I my little sister. Damn. Are you just a great big bitch? Yeah, pretty much. Damn, bro. Now I have little sisters. I'm not going to be like, let's watch South Park instead. Let's watch the Yak. Yeah. I'm going to be on this show one day.

They won't put my cartoon on it for six months, but I'll be on it. There's got to be something. I wonder if there's anyone saying that, watching us, and I'll be on it one day. Like it's an SNL cast. Okay. Cycle through. Yeah. I'll be on KFC radio someday.

It's clear that KB is struggling with his marijuana addiction. So once that takes hold, he's the Belushi of paradise. I'll be on this show. If KB died from weed, we all had to be really sad. addiction. So once that takes hold, he's the Belushi. I'll be on this show. If KB died from weed, we all had to be really sad. Except Sass would just be like, told

you. Don't die, KB. Please don't die. He's doing slow pitch speedballs. He's fucking Filet-O-Fish and 3C.

He died. He died. He's dead now. HeO-Fish And 3C He died He dead He just becomes a sloth He can't come into the show Sinks into the couch It is weird That we're saying Please don't die And we're gonna give him

$600 worth of McDonald's Ah $600 $600 Whatever $200 As Sass's accountant He can't afford that

No No Let's make it go $60 Seven meals Might be about one meal $600. Whatever. $200? As Sass's accountant, he can't afford that. No. No. Let's go $60? Seven meals. $60. $60. It's not going to be that bad. No, you can't get a expense.

Could you even spend $600 at McDonald's? That defeats the purpose of the bet. Let's crush the numbers right now. I was telling you guys about it. $600 at McDonald's is so much McDonald's. That's a lot of McDonald's. $600 at McDonald's is like much McDonald's. That's a lot of McDonald's. $600 of McDonald's is like over $500. So Marty and I just got one item of Taco Bell from each category last week.

Do you buy the whole menu? Yeah. It ran at $60. Is it? So $600 is a shit ton. Yeah. What do you think has more items, McDonald's or Taco Bell? Definitely McDonald's, right?

Probably. Should we just do one of each? You'd be surprised. more items, McDonald's or Taco Bell? Definitely McDonald's, right? Probably. Should we just do one of each? You'd be surprised. Yeah, Taco Bell's a big thing. Taco Bell has three ingredients, but everything tastes the same. 70 different items. You're buying... What the menu is, it should just be shapes. What shape of the same ingredient. That's honestly all it is. But

they all taste different. Something about rearranging the same ingredients in different ways, it does change the taste. Like even the cheesy gordita crunch is the same thing as the Crunchwrap Supreme in that there's a soft tortilla, a hard tortilla, and slop in the middle. But it tastes completely different. Those are good as fuck. Yeah. Yeah. I've only had it like twice, but it's good.

There was an Italian guy who got lost in the Sahara Desert for eight to nine days and survived. Really? Really? Yeah, he was like drinking, he was killing bats

and drinking their blood. That's impressive. How was he catching bats? Yeah. He found this like hut where bats were like situated, killed them, drank their blood.

Five days in he was like fuck this. I'm gonna kill myself. So he slid his wrists. He was so dehydrated that something was up where he couldn't bleed. Blood coagulated? Yeah. Oh one time I got blood taken. You clawed it. Couldn't bleed.

How are you gonna relate this to you? No, one time I got blood taken. Is there no way this segway works? Or I got a finger prick and she was like, oh, she's like,

have you drinking any water today? And I was like, yeah, I think. And she was like, you're really dehydrated. And she's like pushing the blood out of my finger.

So same thing. That's five days drinking bath water. It was so disgusting. We should do a whole show where we could like, how ridiculous of a story can we tell and have sass. That does relate. That does relate. Dehydration, the blood movement.

One time, Brandon had to go to the hospital and get prescribed water. Yes. I didn't go to the hospital. I was at the city MD. That was a great story, KB. Sorry, sass ruined it. It's a very interesting story, yeah. KB, actually, never mind.

Save that one for after the show. Whoa. I heard about a guy who stayed up for 14 days straight. Really? Yeah. That's the world record. That's got to be the worst way to die. So this guy was running like a super marathon in Morocco.

That's how he got lost. There was a sandstorm. He lost his So this guy was running like a super marathon in Morocco and there was a sandstorm. He lost his way. Wait, what's a super marathon? How long is that? Is that 100 miles? It was more than that. There was like five legs.

It was five days straight. It was like, it was a fuck ton of miles. And then he survived that ordeal, ran that race again. What? That's dumb.

He had to prove he could do it. A lot of people always do that shit? The cookie. The same shit, yeah. Like, people get attacked by sharks. They're like, now I swim with sharks on a daily basis.

You gotta get back on the horse. We need to create, like, a... The cookie is my... The brownie is my Travis Barker's plane. I mean... Supermarathon. I think a supermarathon

is over. Well, who's your Kardashian? Is it gonna be Jessica? We have to address that. People were distraught. Or not distraught. Very upset. Irate.

At me. But I can't control. I don't know this woman. What'd you do? Oh, Massica. Yeah. We did hype it up, and I do apologize, I guess. So I talked to Ebony about it today.

Yeah. Jessica was next to the office friday but she was getting waxed oh okay she waxed wax and vax what is that slang for something uh no it's literal pussy yeah it's so females she wasn't a female because that would be disrespectful i can do a post wax, but not a post wax. But that's like being hungry for your dinner reservation that's at like 7.30

and eating at like 6. It's just like she was so hungry that she had to fuck. She was saving... You were her reservation. Was I? I think so. We can bring her.

I mean, yeah, let's... So is she coming in? But you apologized, I guess. Brandon, how is it... It's not my fault. I wanted her to come in. I actually appreciate your apology.

She said, KB, no sweat. I apologize, I guess I wanted her to come in. I actually appreciate your apologies. I apologize, I guess. We'll get Jessica in. We'll try this week. Are you guys out? You guys are out Friday. We'll try to get Jessica in Friday. Do you guys have a moment on Friday? No.

I've never been on Friday. Apparently we were too distracting. Our bits were too funny. Oh, really? Yeah. It was really funny. You kept on saying whatever Big Cat said right afterwards. Yeah, I mean, that works. It fucking crushed.

Yeah, it works for me. Damn. Frank is coming, though. Is he? Yeah. Wait. Really? What's he going to be doing?

He's been to the last three of them. Oh, he's like the corner man. Yeah. The rough and rowdy competition committee Overrode the decision from up top And Frank's in Wait, really? I'm not kidding

Okay Alright I think KB and Nick should come I'm alright I'd like to go That wasn't I think I've asked to go every single time. That was a very frank move, though.

Yeah, that was such a frank move. I'd like to go someday. It's like, I love KB and Nick, and they weren't that bad. And you decided to invite yourself. Is it on Friday? Yeah, you can't go, probably. You got stuff going on. On Friday, I'm going to quote tweet all the tweets and be like,

I'd like to do something like this one day. Yeah. I'd love to do a review at Rough and Rally. Yeah. I'd love to. I would love to do something like this sometime. Did you guys see Frank's clip? What podcast was he on?

Oh, this was awesome. Oh, I don't know. Should I send it? Yeah. Yeah. He was so over whatever podcast. I think it was his podcast. Was it allowed me to be Frank? Yeah, I think it was his pod was it allowed me to be frank yeah i think it was his pod no it wasn't no it was a different pot it was two other guys podcast that no but he's on that podcast celebrity guest appearance and was not feeling their their

hot dog jokes no he's i did not see this oh yeah it, I think. He blinked one of the longest blinks ever. It was too short to be an eye close, but too long to be a blink. How many minutes? There's no word for it. No, a transcended anatomy. It's a whole new thing. You have to watch this blink. Let's name it. I dissected this video for at least 90 minutes.

There's a lot of treats in this video. He's already weary. He's this video. He's already weary. He's already tired. He's very weary. Right? Yep. No ketchup. No nothing.

I'm a hot dog. Sorry, I'm out of breath. When I was a kid, we did true raw dog right out of the package. Okay, but it kind of makes sense. Have you ever done that before? Ready? No. No? No. No?

No. It's pretty good. You have to cook it at least. I mean, if you get it right out of the package. I mean. Oh, the best part was when it was fake. I got to run for an interview, but you guys should keep doing the show if you want to. Leak who it is.

Curb Street. Cool. Yeah, big guest. We keep doing the show if you want to. Leak who it is. Curb Street. Cool. Yeah, big guest. We're hiring him as our college football expert. Oh, nice. That'll be dope. I'm not worried about that.

You should give him like a co-ed podcast. I've been like DMing him for like two weeks trying to get him on the fucking show and now you guys are bigger than me, huh?

Read your DMs. You should have got him. You've done a million interviews. Yeah, you should have got him, Brandon. Why didn't you? Dude, he just dids. You should have got him. You've done a million interviews. Yeah, you should have got him, Brandon. Why didn't you? Dude, he just did Frank's podcast. No, he didn't. Yeah, he did.

Okay, whatever. Imagine if he didn't. I love him. He'd be friends. I can see it. Seriously, though, you should. He's promoting his book. Yeah, I'll DM him after this.

Try to get him. That hasn't been working. He's coming on our podcast today after part of my team. Son of a boy, Dan? Yeah. Yeah, we're going to crack some jokes with him. Yeah. It'll be fun.

All right, well, we should just end it because we have to record in like 30 minutes. Oh, jeez. Okay. I could be here all day. I love being here. In here. Do you see the difference? I just was like, hey, guys, the show's got great flow.

Keep going. I'm just going to step out. Sass is like, I got to go, so this is over. In half an hour. This is over. You end it. All right. No, let's keep going.

No, knock it out, Sass. Just keep going. Let's power it over. Do a walkout. Do a walk-off joke. Do a walk-off joke. No. I'm staying.

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