The Yak - The World Cup Extravaganza | The Yak 11-18-22

Episode Date: November 18, 2022

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Hello! Hello! Hello! Everyone's filing in. World Cup preview day. Let's go. Me and Kate right now, the whole booth is full. I think Ronan and Brandon are out.

Maybe have Francis stop by. This is cool. I'm excited. World Cup preview day. This is cool. I'm excited. World Cup preview day. Woo. Yeah. Yeah, World Cup. You guys like my Mickey Mouse sweatshirt?

It's a France Mickey Mouse sweatshirt. That's damn good. That's damn good. My Argentina jersey didn't get in. A damn shame. I had a shirt I ordered from Amazon that said, I tested positive for being Serbian, and it didn't come in. It never came in.

I wonder what the test for being Serbian is. I don't know, but I hope I pass today. You know what did come in? What came in? Oh, berets! Oh, let me see from us. I have enough for everyone. Oh, hell yeah.

Oh, berets. Show everybody your wee-wee. I have enough for everyone. Oh, hell yeah. Oh, a beret. Show everybody your wee-wee. I'll take it. Thank you. Hell yeah. Is this one of your berets? I've never had a beret. It's World Cup Preview Day.

This is great. This is a delight. Of course, berets for the gang. World Cup preview day. Look at all the boys rolling. Oh, I ran into Kyle at Whole Foods.

That was awkward. Oh, yeah. Did you guys talk? Not really. Well, I'm repping Australia and everybody should have a big old oil can on their... Yeah.

Yeah, boy. I don't know how we want to start this. Tommy. Tommy should come in on World Cup preview day. Tommy should come in. to start this. Tommy. Tommy should come in on World Cup Day. Tommy should come in. Yeah. He's Italian.

Tommy, come in. Tommy, you're on the act today. Come on. We're doing World Cup preview. World Cup Day. World Cup Day. Yeah, you're Italy. Grab yourself a Foster's.

No, that's not your seat. They're there. Do I have enough Foster's? I bought eight Foster's. Yeah. Ronan Brandon are out. Boys, please. Berets. Go. Tommy, drink that out. Boys, please. Berets.

Go. Tommy, drink that Fosters and you can't say no. Tommy just walked in and he had no second to even go to his seat. He's just here now. We needed someone from Italy. World Cup preview. I'm finishing my presentation. Talking to Mike, Tommy.

Come on. What the fuck, dude? He leaned into the foster's can Oh god damn Tommy I'm not wearing Spanx today So no one make a big deal of it I'm looking frumpy No Spanx and light grey

Frump it's a frump day I thought I'd like you know Loosen up a little You know what I like celebrating frump day on Friday Don't try to look good. Frump Day. Well, I thought, too, we were going to be chowing down. I brought a good amount of stuff, and then Sass messaged the group,

and he's like, are we supposed to bring enough food for everyone? So here's... He said what? Fiscally, I couldn't do it because I have a very nice Argentinian steak on its way in. Oh! It's going to be cooked medium rare, and we could all – it's for the table. I love that. That's a great idea.

So how do we want to do it order-wise? Do we want to go like everyone does one part of their thing, or do we want to just spin the wheel and like, hey, you're up, Nick? I think you do all your shit at once because like the food and drink will just yeah yeah be part of your presentation i guess yeah that's true that's true um i also have my wheel ready oh yeah guys would like to see it hold on i'm gonna tweet out the show again uh-huh what is it v Viva La France? That's Viva La Mexico.

What's France's? Vive La France? I was going to say Vive La France. So I was on Pick Central right before this. Had a good time. A lot of callers in about the World Cup. Everybody's saying this is going to be one of the lowest scoring World Cups. I mean, everyone's saying that you can't predict that.

The heat is going to be a factor, I think. Fuck that. No, we'll be fine. What do we feel about Zod just absolutely dummying us style-wise right now? Oh, my God. Cutter man. Oh, my God. Looking good. Me, freshman year of high school.

He's Australian for beer. A Yak listener made a website for us, yakworldcup.com. What? Whoa. That's awesome. I'm going to go to that. Love it. Oh, can we check on –

Thank you, David. We also had a Yak listener purchase tomscabelli.com. Can we check on the status of that? Yeah, I think it's the same. I've been updating it. I've been looking at it a lot to make sure it doesn't become anything problematic. Sure, yeah. Oh, this is yeah. Very cool.

Thank you, David Sasser. David Sasser. Way to go. David Sasser. Roan's out. Roan's out. Brandon's out. Sass is we don't know where. Sass will be here.

Tommy is Italy. Do I have to do anything? No, you just have to drink and eat and be merry. Yeah, I like the sound of that. Who can do an Australian accent? I can't. Shrimp on a barbie. Australia.

All right. No. Fuck you, miss. Fuck you. I said fuck you, miss. Is that New Zealand? Go down to the Serbo. Oh.

I can't do it. This is good. This foster is good. Do you New Zealand? Go down to the Serbo. Down to the Serbo. I can't do it. This is good. This foster is good. Do you guys want to see my wheel? Pretty bad. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's completely different? Yeah, it's my wheel. You literally reinvented the wheel. Yeah, I did. Let's see your wheel, and then let's just spin for the regular wheel. Prince, you're welcome to come in if you want.

You want to be on the act today? World Cup day. So the parameters of the wheel make it a little hard to see from far away. What will Francis' country be here? Francis, you sit here. Francis. Ginger's. Sweden.

Yeah, what Norwegian countries are in it? None. I don't know. Denmark. Wait, can you make the font bigger or no? No, because the slices are so small or big. Oh, wait, take off death. Death isn't there anymore.

I've taken death off. I feel bad. Would you like my Fosters? I haven't even taken a drink. Fosters, Australian. Yes, thank you. There it is. I needed somebody to do it.

Wait, you can't make it bigger? No, because I think you have to make a ton of tiny slices. If you can't, i can zoom in on here but there's a one percent chance wheel on this okay so make that a four percent chance so that it gets bigger oh it's actual death no so all right so here it is uh all right balupas 10k free solo champagne real painunk in the trunk. Spin again. Is that so?

Okay. Death to the yak. What are those? 10x food. 10x money. 10x fitness. Oh, there's bloopers. Okay, all right.

So you want me to explain what these are? Let's zoom out again. What's each one? Okay, so 10x free solo if you get 10x free solo it means that there's a secondary wheel that you have to spin and it has numbers one through ten and it's 10x whatever it is and so if you say you get five it's 10x five so 50 you have to do 50 minutes of the act by yourself completely solo solo. Now you buy everyone free lunch. So that's 10x free solo. Capitan.

10x cash. Do you want to show the second wheel for that? Now we're talking. So 10x cash goes to a secondary wheel that has this is all the money and it's 10x this.

So if it lands on 50... You get $500? Everyone could get $500. No way. But then... One person? No, the whole room. And we split 500?

Then go to the third wheel of the 10x cash. Oh, no. We then spin to see if you give me the money or I give you the money. You Mario Party, don't you? Yeah. So if it's negative, you all owe me $500. If it's positive, I give everyone else $500. How about a charity instead of you?

No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. This is my wheel. Okay. Okay. Next up, 10X Fitness. 10X Fitness is whoever lands on that. It's the combined weight of the entire yak they have to bench press

that in any um like broken up in any got it so i was doing the math like if it's i think it's like i i said like oh if we're all 180 pounds i'm like 190 whatever uh someone would have to basically do like 180 hundred pound bench presses all in one shell. Yeah, I like that. It's doable, but difficult. Okay. Yeah, yeah. 10X food.

So I've hit all the monsters of 10X. You've got to diet. It's important. Do you want to go to the secondary wheel for 10X food? 10X food, someone has to spin this five times, and they get the average of all the numbers, and that's how many hot dogs they have to eat. Oh, there's the hundred on. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Is that it? That's fun, right? Yeah. That's fun. I love that. Do you have like a week to eat a hundred? No, no, no. It's on the show.

This is like Bowser's Great Equalizer. Mario Party does. Oh, fuck. I want to just do your wheel. I know. What's the next one? What's the next one? What's the next one? I think I have, oh, Junk in the Trunk.

Whoever gets that just has to clean out my car. Wow. I have a lot of shit in my car, so they'll have to clean that out. What were the other ones, TJ? Let me see. Champagne, real pain. Champagne, real pain. Go to the secondary wheel for that.

Champagne, real pain. Someone either is going to get a bottle of Dom Perignon or they have to put their finger in a mousetrap no fucking way it's gonna be fun right of course such a gambler okay yeah all right next one what what else do i have left death is off death is off spin again spin again. Is there anything besides the last small sliver? No. All right, so the small sliver, if you want to zoom in, that is a 1% chance and is death to the yak. The show will end forever. Wow.

Yeah. That's exciting, right? I like that sliver. The show will end forever. I like that. Never again. We will literally be like, that's it? See you guys never. Yeah, we're done.

1% chance. Holy smokes. Yeah, we're done one percent chance holy smokes yeah we're done right all right how does this come up with all these yeah all of us factor in for like me and frances since we're not on the show or we don't have to do any of this you wouldn't be on the yak anymore we sign away our rights to not participate once we enter through that door got it okay yeah you want to spin the regular one? Let's just spin my wheel once just to see what it would have been. Yeah, just curious. See if it... No, what?

Oh, that would have sucked. All right, champagne real pain. So someone would have had to spin to see if they get a bottle of Dom Perignon or a finger in a mousetrap. Jesus Christ. Finger in a mousetrap would hurt. It would break your finger. Yeah, but you have a 50-50 chance of getting a Dom Perignon.

I was trying to think about how would you put your hand in there to minimize. I think the whole hand. Yeah, right. You need a fat part of your hand. I think you have a middle finger knuckle. Mousetrap wouldn't break your finger. A rat trap would. Rat trap would.

All right. middle finger knuckle? Mousetrap wouldn't break your finger. A rat trap would. A rat trap would. Let's spin the real wheel and then we'll start with our World Cup preview. I think that if anyone who's listening who wants to argue about the 1%, I think it's good to have a 1% chance that this whole thing just blows up. I'd argue every show on it.

1% chance. If this happens, and it's also less than a 1% chance, because we'd have to hit name wheel, then we'd have to hit me, then we'd have to hit 1%. What are the odds? That's never going to happen. This is probably going to be our last show. Wait, did you take off a name wheel? Yeah.

Okay. That makes sense Yes Oh boy Check the first box Got nervous there One for one on the never gonna happen parlay Yeah Yeah

Next up is the names Oh shit This would be so fucking awesome i mean think about it like i mean yeah we do it give that whole speech and then just be like see you guys forever here we go this is i don't want it to happen it's a pretty big part of my job large sliver. Okay. Oh, shit. Two for two? Oh, no.

Oh, fuck. Oh, no. What is Sass going to do? Oh, no. This is bad. All right, we're good yeah we're good wait do we want to wait terrifying with that face do we want to wait to do this i hate this you have other things fuck i can't believe this happened so much of my happiness comes from this. Okay. All right.

Yeah, let's do it. Yeah, let's get this out of the way. Oh, boy. And what happens if it lands on death? What's the deal with the death part? No, death should be off. Sorry. Death should be off.

Death was going to be... Death was actually going to be someone actually has to die, but I figured that was too hardcore. A little bit. This is going to be pretty bad. I'm excited. This could be good. Money, money, money. Junk in the trunk.

All right. This show is going to end. That was so scary Alright so Spin to see who has to Clean out my car And Tommy and Francis Are on it

It's all fair game We can pocket Whatever we want Yeah you can pocket whatever I'll come I'll come one day And I'll just park right in front And you can clean it out

Okay Alright Wait should Oh well done Yeah I was gonna say Put our names instead of Whoever's not here

Instead of? I mean, you guys have to admit, like, that would have been objectively hilarious. I mean, that would just be the most wheel is just, like, all right, you want to test that? You want to tempt me? Okay. Oh, it would have been funny if it was me. Okay, TJ. TJ cleaning it up.

All right, next week, TJ, I'll park in front. You'll clean out the trunk. Hopefully there's a PS5 in there somewhere. Well, I was thinking about what to put on the wheel, and I was like, I need to clean my car. There we go. Might as well just put it on the wheel. Yeah, there was my wheel.

Sorry it took so long. Beautiful. All right, should we start? Where's Seth? I don't know. Letting the whole town down. Start World Cup preview? Start World Cup preview.

Let's do World Cup preview. Okay. Who's got some liquor for Nikki? I got some. I do have cocktails for my country in the fridge. I bought some very expensive French wine if we want to jump into that. Oh yeah, that would be fun. I'm focusing on Serbia, but I just

brought Japanese sake in. I love it for us to crack into. It's really nice, Big Cat. Should we just open up all the booze? Let's open up all the booze and drink it all. I brought tiny little shot glasses too if you just want to

take little nips at first. Oh yeah. Do we have ads, Stephen? Where are the ads? They're on Kate's desk. Can I do the first one, Kate? Oh, yeah. Or give it to Nick

if you're still working on your presentation. Sure. Sorry, I'm almost done. I got a little bit of a had a tough time finding a Balkans bakery this morning

in West Jersey. It was a little dicey. I didn't want to get us fosters. There's this rum that they call Brisbane Fight Juice, and I could not find it anywhere. And so we do have fosters. But I promise you guys I'll get us Fight Juice one day. Okay, I love it.

We'll do Fight Juice Friday. For anyone who doesn't know, mostly Tommy and Francis, but anyone who's tuning in and hasn't followed along, this is our World Cup preview. We all got randomly signed three countries in the World Cup. And how it's going to work is the winner

of the World Cup gets, did I say three grand? Yes, three grand. Two grand from me and then a hundred bucks from everyone else. And then the loser, so the team with the least amount of goals combined of their three teams, has to go to one of the countries. Roan has to maybe go to Iran. Yeah, so why would Roan have to go to Iran out of those three?

Because we then spun to see which country he had to go to. So if I was the loser, I'd have to go to Iran out of those three? Because we then spun to see which country he had to go to. So, like, if I was the loser, I'd have to go to France. Oh, shit. Which you can see on yakworldcup.com based off of where the map is. Oh, that's beautiful. And there's also a gold tracker on this. This website rules if it works. Oh, wow.

That's really impressive. I love when Yak fans use their power. Oh, there's a dog. Power for good. All right. So, and then, so today is World Cup preview day, so everyone has to present from their three countries a drink, a food, and then an actual PowerPoint presentation. That's right.

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YAK. Okay, so let's go around the room and introduce our drinks. So we can start drinking. KB, I don't know what the fuck you have there. These are pumpkin spice white duches. Oh, that looks pretty good. Yeah, you did a good job with that.

Pennsylvania Dutch pumpkin spice liqueur. Did I do a good job? I. Pennsylvania Dutch pumpkin spice liqueur. Did I do a good job? I don't know. I just poured. You probably won't like it. I saw KB. I was saying I saw him at Whole Foods.

It was very awkward. Really didn't know what to say to each other. I didn't think so. I thought it was a normal interaction. I thought that went well. I actually fist pumped on my way out like Tiger Woods. I was like, that was a normal Dan interaction. Yeah. For me.

All right, so you want to, what is that? This is Dutch liqueur and, cheers everybody. Cheers. To the World Cup.

Cheers. To the World Cup everyone. It'll be cream, vodka, pumpkin spice liqueur, whipped cream, pumpkin spice whipped cream, some cinnamon.

Mmm. It's a good color. I don't know. I don't know what the proportions are, but Tommy, why don't you try it? Tommy, I would try this. Tommy, heavy whip. Zai, you want to come grab your wine, too? Yeah, and give me an honest feedback, please.

Pass that, Tommy. Oh, come on, Tommy. Tommy, you spilled your white Dutch all over your hand. Wine. Wait, what is this wine I'm drinking? I don't know. I just went into the liquor store and said, what's your most expensive bottle of French wine? Oh, wow.

Oh, that's good. Holy fuck, that is really good. No way. This is delicious. Steven, grab it for a second. Are you fucking with us? I swear to... Is this like poisoned or something?

No. I made that myself and I'm proud now. Wow. This is one of the best drinks I've ever had. And I swear to God, I'm not exaggerating. Yes. Yes. The White Dutch.

This is delicious. Pass around the Dutchie. So this is from... You have obviously Holland. Yes. TJ, I sent you Holland? Yes. Oh. TJ, I sent you my thingy. Oh, that is good.

Right? Wow. There is some Grey Goose in there as well. Everyone got wine? No, I don't have any. Oh, no booze for K. Never mind, then I do. Are you calling yourself K?

Calling himself, when he's sober, he's K. Oh. You mean no booze. No booze. I'm on a little streak. You got to drink a Foster's. Can't. Is this wine good? I'm committing a crime against humanity right now, drinking.

Oh, yeah, because you're, yeah. Oh, my God. You're in the cutter. I might get killed. Oh, thank you. Chesky, will you close that door? Thank you. Kyle, if you're not having your Foster's, does everybody have a Foster's? Yeah, I'm not. I'll get killed. Oh, thank you. Chesky, will you close that door? Thank you. Kyle, if you're not

having your Fosters, does everybody have a Foster's? I have not. I'll give it to Sass. Oh my God. Oh yeah. I would drink 10 of

these. Oh yes. Oh good. Sass lost his Foster's. This is like the perfect Thanksgiving dessert. Really? Like, oh my God, Kyle.

Oh, thank you. Who do you think looks the most natural in a beret? Oh. Do I look unfuckable? Yeah. You look terrible. It's swallowing your head.

You kind of look like at the end of Dude, Where's My Car, Ashton Kutcher gets a beret. Oh, thank you. You look like him. Thank you. That's nice. Francis looks like a cinema guy. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you do. You look like the director in Truman Show. Oh, yeah, you do. You look like the director in Truman Show.

Oh, yeah. Ed Harris. Ed Harris. Yeah. He used to live directly above me. Really? I ran into him a few times.

Was he directing anything? He was in Westworld. I'll give it back to Tommy. He loved that thing. That was seriously so good. Did you not like it, Nick? It was good. But I saw you love it.

I can't take it from you. You look like Kutcher. That's true. I don't like it, Nick. It was good, but I saw you love it. I can't take it from you. You look like Kutcher. I don't really want to try a Tux fitting later. I want to be hammered. Steven, what country is yours? Canada. Canada is Bloody Mary's? It's a Caesar.

I'm enjoying this wine. I hate tomato juice. I do too. I hate it. I hate tomato juice. I do, too. I hate it. Oh, me, too. I hate it. Oh, we got to do it. All right, so does someone want to start with their presentation or food or something? Yeah, let's start a...

I think we should eat our food as we're presenting. Okay, all right, that's fair. I'll do mine. If TJ got it, I don't know. What were some of Roan's teams, by the way? Is there anything I could try to do instead? If you know anything about Iran, what were his teams? Iran, Cameroon, and Denmark.

I like this. Oh, okay. I could maybe say something about Denmark. Okay, yeah, yeah. And Tommy, if you want to do Brandon's, he's got Morocco. Oh, give me Morocco. Okay, you get Brandon, so Morocco. I would like to learn. You want me to do Iran? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, give me Morocco. Okay, you get Brandon. So Morocco. I would like to learn.

You want me to do Iran? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Morocco was second place in voting to host the next World Cup. I didn't know they would have the infrastructure. Is that true? I think so. Where is the next World Cup?

It's all North America. United States. Canada. You have to share it? Yeah, we're sharing it with a lot of cities. The Meadowlands is getting a game. Oh, that's right. That's right.

Jerryworld's getting a game. I don't like that we're sharing it. We're getting all of the final games. They're getting preliminary. Another dub. Yeah, huge for us. So that means we're automatically in it? Yep. And so is Canada and Mexico? Yeah. But they both made

it on their own accord this year. No, no, but next time. Yeah. Because we sometimes struggle making it. I know. Yeah. Don't look at me like that, Francis. I know I'm not wearing my Spanx today. Oh, you look great. Oh, no, no, no, no.

Frumpy Friday. It's Frumpy Friday. You look super comfy. Yeah, that's a way to put it. You look so comfortable in your own skin. It's like a small apartment being like, it's really cozy. Zach!

How's it going? This mix of booze is going to fuck me up. I'm going to have, oh, my apartment doesn't have water for the day. And I woke up and pissed and did the other thing. Dude, that happened to me once and I had to pour spindrifts into the toilet to take the shit down. Yeah? Yeah. I just took mine out and put it down the garbage.

That's like the richest thing you could do. It is. Spindrift in the toilet. I don't even know what that is. Sparkling water. Sparkling water. Bubbles are probably helpful. Oh, definitely.

Boys, I struggle With the alcohol part What is your countries again? I did Switzerland For my alcohol But there was I was gonna do Croatia Cause they Croatia has like a lot of beer

But I couldn't find it anywhere It was I had trouble with Serbia Yeah We have enough It's World Cup day Don't sweat Yeah yeah

Crack open a foster Crack open a foster Not a bottle of white wine Also Sass I revealed my wheel. You're not going to like it. Why? What is it?

There's some things you're just not going to like. There's a very small sliver that the yak ends forever. It's 1% chance. We almost hit it today. Triple rayon, you look ridiculous. There's also one that you're, it's champagne real pain, and you either get, it's a 50-50 shot at a bottle of Dom Perignon or putting your hand in a mousetrap.

Ooh. Yeah. Yep. That one I thought of you. Yeah. I did that. How do you put this on? Just put it on your head. Put it on your head. Alright, Kate, so should we get going? Yeah, let's do Serbia. Okay. My other countries were Costa Rica and Japan.

Costa Rica, quick synopsis, lovely little country. It's one of those little connectors between North and South America where it gets real thin like a rope. No military at all. They just focus on health and education. Anyway, there's nothing too much to say. Pussies. Pussies is what I didn't want to say.

Not my cup of tea. Japan, lovely. I have sake, and I'm going to pass out a shot of that eventually. Didn't get too into it, but Serbia was the one that interested me most because that's where I'll have to go if we lose. So I decided to focus on that. Wait, what was the food you brought? So, oh, I'll start packing that out.

I went to this bakery this morning. When I used to live in Astoria, it's called'm going to fuck it up it's somewhere in the presentation I don't know if TJ got it or not whoa we'll get to it okay Serbia folks I just picked this powerpoint those mountains are not from Serbia those are cool mountains

the tallest point in Serbia is only it's a mountainous country but the tallest point is only about a little over 8000 feet not that crazy mountainous just really hilly I suppose up only about a little over 8,000 feet. Not that crazy mountainous. Just really hilly, I suppose. Up next. This is good. We're going to learn today. We're going to be doing some quick stats, then I'll get into the food and liquor. Why the heck

are they so tall over there? I'll answer that question, and then some fun traditions ending in a game involving us smashing some hard-boiled eggs. Good time. Very fun. Next, please. Quick stats, key info.. Ooh! Good time. Very fun. Okay. Next, please. Quick stats, key info. Capital Belgrade, 7.5 million.

There's over that in New York City alone, to give you a thing. Couple cuss words here. Go into your mother's pussy is a way to insult someone. Fuck your son. Fuck your bread. Fuck you. Fuck your son. Go into your. Fuck you. Fuck your son.

Go into your mother's pussy. I like fuck your bread. You pronounce these for us? No. Okay. Not at all. Into your mother's pussy. Go back to where you came from.

I just liked that. Oh, that's what it means. Yeah, I think so. It's actually pretty sensible. I didn't think of that. Yeah. I like the imagery. Yeah.

Okay, next. Random facts. Use these at a bar to impress your friends. 95% of the world's raspberries, guys. What? Wow, really? Great berry gets stuck in your teeth. I'm also top producer of honey in the world.

Over 10,000 tons a year. Wait, wait, wait. Let's stop at the raspberries. Were you Serbian raspberries? I would never have guessed Serbia. I would have guessed a tropical nation. Yeah. Yeah, wait. Let's stop at the raspberries. We're eating Serbian raspberries? I would never have guessed Serbia. I would have guessed a tropical nation. Yeah. Yeah, Serbia.

Now, we're talking, I mean, there's other countries that get these raspberries. We probably don't get Serbian raspberries. We don't? Pretty much all of Europe is eating Serbian raspberries, Serbian honey, big time Serbia. I feel like we're eating Serbian raspberries. We could be. It's always Driscoll's. All the raspberries you buy are

always from Driscoll's, which is a greenhouse, but I don't know where it's from. Can we find out where Driscoll's is? That sounds British. California? Raspberries are a fragile-ass fruit. They're the most fragile. How are you going to get them all the way across? I know. And they always fall apart. You're right. They always fall apart. They mold very

quickly. It's also probably one of those things that there's just huge countries that just don't even have raspberries. Yeah. They don't eat them at all. Raspberries don't feel like a necessity in life. They're making a shit ton of them either way. Okay.

Okay. There's a river there called Year because it's 365 meters long. I just thought that was really cute. Oh, it's called Year. I can't. That's not that long. Yeah, but 365. Jeez. I just thought that was really cute. Oh, it's called year. I can't. That's not that long. But 365. Days.

Yeah, no, no, I got that part, but how long is 365 meters? Oh, I have no idea. A little over a thousand. They're on the metric system over there. That doesn't seem too long at all. No, it's not long. A few football fields. Now, I'll be honest with all of you.

That's it? That's not a river. That's not a river at all. That. That's it? That's not a river. That's not a river at all. That's a fucking pond. It's a lazy river. It's like the East River is not a river, but we call it the East River. Here she goes. You know?

She's got us again. All right. I'm just saying. All right. It's an estuary. Anyways, they invented the clocks about 200 years before Switzerland. People think it's Switzerland, that that's the clock place. They invented the clock?

They invented clocks. They had them going about 200 years before Switzerland, people think it's Switzerland, that that's the clock place. They invented the clock? They invented clocks. They had them going about 200 years before anyone else. I got all this info off Serbian tourism websites. I should caveat that. Serbia has produced more NBA players besides... Uh-oh, what do we have here? Whoa, Thanksgiving. Oh, thank you.

Happy Thanksgiving. What are these pies? Oh, wow. You got pies? Were these pies fucked? They've been fucked. Thank you. Those are these pies? We got pies? Were these pies fucked? They've been fucked. Thank you. Those have been fucked.

Surely. They've been fucked to hell and back. Those pies have been fucked. I'll still eat it. Fuck your bread. Fuck your pie. I'll eat the fucked pie. Thank you, guys.

I don't want any fucked pie. You should put it down somewhere. Happy Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving. Give me a little spin. Whoa. Oh, damn. Whoa.

He's wearing it classically. Nothing underneath. Nothing underneath. I like that. Easy breezy. And now I grow another beret. Put on the beret. You too good for the beret?

I don't know how your eyes all look so good. I feel like I can't figure out how to wear it. There's no direction. Yeah, that's good. Hey, you did it. Mine looks dumb. You guys all look good in yours. Why is your eyes all so flat and mine's like sort of newsboy-ish?

Yeah, you look... Oh my, something's wrong. You guys gave me a faulty beret. Oh man. Put it to the side. You guys look like you actually wear beret. Oh, man. Put it to the side. You guys look like you actually wear berets. You don't wear your headphones.

Put it back into the side. We all have our headphones on. Oh, yeah. Oh, that must be it. Yours looks like a plate. Oh, there you go. There you go. That's cool.

Sass in Paris. All right, keep going. What a cool guy. Besides France and North America, a shit ton of NBA players come from there. sass in paris all right all right keep going cool guy um besides france and north america a shit ton of nba players come from there like it's one of the top or a shit ton of nba players are kids of guys from serbia um i don't know who these people are listed below pistol pete don chick yeah that's luca okay a ton of them uh next's Serbian? Yeah, that sounds right. I thought he was, like, Slovenian. Why the heck are they so tall?

Djokovic is. An average male in Serbia is six foot one or something like that. Like, they're tall as fuck. Wow. Um, they say, and the whole Balkans as a whole, they're always in the top, like, all those countries are in the top ten tallest in the world. One, they have a special kind of limestone where their water goes through. They say the minerals and the calcium and all that shit

is just so deeply in their bones now. It's like part of their genes. And then they're like big game hunters, so they eat so much like elk or moose or something shit like that, that it's like they're just enormous. What? So they're tall because they drink out of a...

Something deep in the limestone. I don't know if it's dietary. Big game hunter. I don't know. They said it's gotten into the genes. That whole area is just tall as shit. Are they the tallest country? No.

No, no. It's Montenegro is up there. That's right next to it, though. Yeah, right next to it. That whole area is like the top 10 tallest in the world. They're all just tall as shit. That's crazy. They've been trying to figure it out for a while.

Those are the two things they can pinpoint. We're shrinking, by the way. We are. We're shrinking. Yep. That's all those immigrants. Just wanted to throw it out there. Yeah. What? What happened? We're reproducing with shorter ethnicity.

They're bad as fuck. What do you want me to do? Are you saying we've got to fix this somehow? shorter ethnicity. They're bad as fuck. People have noticed. What do you want me to do? Are you saying we gotta fix this somehow? You want me to not? Get a thick ass Latina? Latina thickies. I go after six four ways.

The day I stop doing back is the day I die. Juicy Asians. Nick met his wife at home depot and not inside juicy asians yeah that's a hell of a category all right so okay okay next oh so this the soccer team member if i end up losing it comes down to the height well serbia is the tallest soccer team in the entire world cup wow yeah they're 6.14 inches tall is the average height of the team so i feel like there's no way i can lose they didn't have to put fella like that in the middle they didn't no oh that's they

did him dirty did him so damn but a bunch of yakkers messaged me that account to let me know that i was pretty much in the clear so i probably won't be going to serbia okay that's huge that's huge for you yeah understanding the liquor okay this is pretty interesting you know how in italy or this is i guess a stereotype but each family will have like this is our family's sauce recipe yeah in italy or in serbia there's not a lot of vineyards and stuff but there's a shit ton of plums so plum brandy is like their wine everybody does a plum brandy and everybody does their own like bathtub brandy there essentially.

So like how like somebody's friend's grandma makes the best sauce there. It's like everybody in the neighborhood is making their own plum brandy. And so this, I couldn't find Serbian plum brandy anywhere. There's more than 10,000 private, they call it like Rakia makers. And the government lets you make up to 200 liters per year yourself like in your house in your yard um yeah it's like italians having a special pastel so i'm gonna pass this around it's yeah

plum is serbia's national fruit and fruit brandy there too is making like a huge comeback like all the young people are starting to make it like their wine and get really into it brandy yeah it's like raspberries this is a shit version this was like 25 bucks and i couldn't find a serbian version but it's like becoming like a thing so this is a shot this is a shot oh it's like interesting that they the government imposes a restriction on how much they can make it's sort of like growing your own marijuana plants or something like that but i was reading like if you go there as a tourist and you are walking down the street and you, like, befriend some locals, they'll be like, come back to my house. We got a bunch of Iraqi and, like...

And it's in their bathtub? Not in their bathtub. It's not, like, prison wine. But, like, everybody has their own. And they keep it in, like, their own, like, little soda bottles. And some, like, just for fun, make their own little branding. If you do lose, it doesn't sound like it's that bad to go to. No.

Should I keep it? The more I read about Serbia, the more I was like, this sounds lovely. But I've actually never had plum brandy before. And this is plum brandy. I haven't tried it at all. I'm kind of interested. Oof.

Yeah. You know what the ABV on this is? Say what proof is on the front. 50%. 50%. What? For real? Yeah.

Holy shit. This is like Everclear. I know. Sorry. Guys, does the booth want some? Yes, they do. Oh, yeah. The booth wants some.

I'm going to have a couple ready for the booth here to take. Not yet. Let's all take it together. This is very informational. I know that's boring, but I actually get into this stuff, and people are probably so worried. No, this is the point of World Cup Day. We're walking away with facts.

What's your treat in the middle? I need to chase it with probably this. No chasers, no chasers. Jay, can you take these treats? We're being Serbian. You think Serbia would let you chase? Okay, Kyle. Why does Kyle get to do it?

Just because he's sober? He's not drinking. He's K. Just because he has no self-control? He's not drinking. All right. Cheers, everyone. Wait, let me pour mine.

Oh, yeah. Is it bad? Not as bad as I would have thought. Okay, ready? I'm just a bitch. I'm going to throw up. It's not that bad. Everyone say, up your mother's pussy.

Up your mother's pussy. Up your mother's pussy. How bad is it? Not that bad. Not that bad. It's just different. The aftertaste is better, actually. Oh, smooth even.

It's different. It's better. It's different. You can taste the plump. It's not like any shot you'd ever take. I'm in. I kind of like Serbia. You're going to love this.

Up next, desserts we have. Okay, we understand the liquor now. That is foul. I didn't think it was that bad. That was worse than the mezcal by a mile. It sticks with you. The plum taste sticks with you. That was bad.

My mouth tastes like an African dentist after your teeth cleaned. I kind of like it. You can feel it in your lungs. Yeah, I don't mind that. You know it's good. But do you taste the plum? All right, clean your nose. I can't Yeah, I don't mind that. You know it's good. But do you taste the plum? All right, clean your nose. I can't look at you.

It's cute. No, it's not. It's not cute. You have a pumpkin on your nose. It's not cute, Tommy. All right. Tommy. Baby, you didn't have, did you take one?

No, I, uh. Oh, you're not drinking. God damn nose. No, I'm not. He's not drinking right now. So we're calling him now, K? Yeah, when he doesn't drink. When he doesn't drink, he's dead.

Okay. He stands for booze. Just the lion's mane for me. You on that shit every day? I took it, well, it's day two. Wait, so yesterday was the first day? Yeah. Yeah.

You were goofy as hell yesterday. I was all, all. No, I'm still a little tame. It cleared my brain fog. I'll give it that. What is it? Lion's Tame. It's this nootropic shit.

Lion's Mane. Lion's Mane? Lion's Tame. It should be called Lion's Tame. The last Friday Yak I did was the day we were drinking all the... All the...

Hennessy. And I had five shows that night. And for the first two, I just assaulted the front row. And I had five shows that night and for the first two I just assaulted the front row and I have five more shows tonight. Oh no. We're doing the same exact thing. You may think that's bad but I have a tux

fitting tonight on Long Island so I'm going to What? A wedding? I got to go to Nickelback with Feidelberg. Oh that's awesome. That sounds like a Rumpelstiltskin That'll actually be brutal. Sounds awesome. That's going to be fun as fuck. Oh what is that? What did you just put on that plate?. That sounds like a Rumpelstiltskin. That'll actually be brutal. Sounds awesome. That's going to be fun as fuck. Oh, what is that?

What did you just put on that plate? I don't like what just got put on that plate. No, no. You're going to change your tune. It's delicious. I call this the Twinkie of Serbia. Okay? I went to a Serbian bakery this morning.

Wow. It's a Balkans bakery. But that whole region, the lady was like, I was like, I'm looking specifically for Serbian. She's like, it's all the same. I'm like, okay, lady. All right. This was fresh baked, fresh whatever. It's called, I'm just calling it a Serbian Twinkie.

I'm just going to put a bunch of forks. And then this one is just like soaked in honey. That's sausage? No, this is not meat. These are desserts. So I would suggest you try a little bit of the, the names are there, whatever, you get the idea. The Balkans are highlighted there.

She said potato, potato, honey. I said, okay. So. That's the Balkans. Try a little piece of the, there's a ton more over here. There's also baklava, whatever. It's wet as fuck. It's soaked.

You wouldn't guess it from looking at it. It is like the wettest sponge you could ever see. It is wet. She said honey from the Balkans. That's really good. It's good, but I wasn't expecting wet. I went to South. It is cold and wet, just so you know.

I went to South Hackensack, New Jersey this morning to, I forget the name of the place. I have it on there. The lady was so fucking friendly. Oh, it's called Dejen Berek. There's one in Astoria that I used to go to. They have really good phyllo dough with cheese and meats and all that shit. I bought two of them, but there wasn't an oven here, so I couldn't make you the meat stuff that I wanted to. That's pretty good.

But that's the name of the place. It's so fucking good. Incredibly wet. Picture that with a nice Stella Blue coffee with the honey taste. I'm just saying. I feel like I've been to Serbia now. Right? This is probably

dorky i know it's supposed to be funny but i got like really into it and i um but there's more but wait there's more oh nice um the final thing is traditions i think if we could okay analysis a couple things that i thought were interesting sass doesn't want it no she doesn't want your dessert oh come on i like heard the noise it made when it went into kb's mouth tasty wet is like is it a statement wet is it a wettest thing on her wrench it is a wet wet yeah it shocked me when i cut it boys in the booth come get a little wet bread i don't know how did it get that went up for a wet treat how did it get that way i should have stayed that way it's more impressive because it looks like a ch For a wet treat? How did it get that wet? I was shocked. How could it have stayed that wet? It's more impressive.

Because it looks like a churro. So I was thinking, oh, it would be crispy like a churro. And it was. It like soaks your mouth. It got wetter. It's just. That texture is foul. It's like drinking a cup of water.

It is gross. Well, I. I thought it tasted. It was really good. It wasn't bad at all. It was like 10 more pounds of it over here. I'm quenched. I feel quenched after eating that.

Fuck a Gatorade. Give me that on the sideline. Marathon runners. Handing it to me. Marathon runners. I got a pen. What are you eating? That blows the mind how wet that is.

What is this called? It's on the slide. I forget. You could blend that and put it in an IV bag. I just broke the seal. I got to go piss. That's significantly more liquid than it is salt. I'm amazed by that.

It is mind-boggling. It's filled with electrolytes. It's not salumba. It's the Twinkie of the Balkans. It's a delight. How? How so wet? One question.

You don't need your teeth. I'll build another round of wet. No problem. Can you really do it? Your teeth are irrelevant when you put that in your mouth. Eat it into the mic so Zah can hear it. I know he really enjoys that. Give some to the booth.

No crunch, no crunch. All right, here we go. She has more. Oh! So gross. You're waiting for the dog. I really wetted that up. I nailed that.

It sounded like you were lapping up some cake. Like eating a clementine. Yeah, right. That looked like you just bit into a fucking orange. Jesus Christ. Oh, my God. These mics are fucked. Wet.

Just wet. So that's pretty much, this is the best part about this show today, is that I will retain one fact from every time. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Just Serbia being the wettest. Yeah, Serbia wet. Wet is that.

Wet cake. Wet Twinkies. Wet ass country. Ever, yeah. Just Serbia being the wettest. Yeah, Serbia wet. Wet is not wet cake. Wet Twinkies. Wet ass country. Ever been to Serbia? No, but I know their desserts are wet. This is the last thing. I'm sorry. I feel like I monopolized this whole thing, but there's one more thing.

Oh, we all are going to go. Traditions. The first one that I thought was super interesting, when a new baby is born, and that photo is from a blog, the new dad goes out to the bar and he brings like 50 different t-shirts because all night long, it's like a bachelorette party. Everyone's made aware that you're the new dad and people just rip your t-shirt off you all night long. Oh, it's just Mr. Ice.

It's Mr. Ice, basically. And it's because back in the day, the Serbian lady would give birth out in the farm. She'd be picking corn and she'd be like, oh, I had a baby. And the Serbian dad would be like, here. And he'd rip off his shirt and wrap up the baby. Real Serbians watching this are like, what the fuck is this bitch talking about? But that's what I read online.

I liked it. Two. Real Serbians. I don't know if we have many of those watching this. Drowning on breakfast. Steven, can I say something that I just popped in my head just has nothing to do with Serbia? Can you just stand up into the camera real quick?

You've never looked more like a tourist. Look at how we're wearing them. Caroline is tough right now. He is such a tourist right now. Oh, my God. He's a Japanese tourist. Oh, no. Where did you guys – how come you guys all look so good in that?

I don't know how you're wearing yours like a fucking scally cap, but. You and Nick look like you guys could just wear those regularly. We do. No one would notice. I look like Ashton Kutcher. I feel cute. At the end of Dude, Where's My Car? Or Sean William Scott.

You don't talk for a minute, Tommy. You still have the wet dessert in your throat. Yeah, you do. Sorry. Yeah, you got wet dessert. You got Serbia throat. You tried to talk and it just was the dessert talk. Yeah, I haven't digested the wetness.

Okay, so wait. So they rip their shirts off? They rip the dad shirts off all night and get fucked up. That's a good tradition. The other one, this is random, but I grew up. Have you ever played the game Eppers on Easter Sunday? No. None of you?

No. I grew up playing this game in my yard. Long story, I went down an internet rabbit hole. It somehow made its way from the Balkans to also become like a Philly area thing, and my Irish-American grandfather taught our family Eppers, so I grew up in the yard. You went to Easter Mass, you ate, you came home, and you played this in the yard with all

the hard-boiled eggs. Is this like Greek Easter? Kinda. It's on the Balkans. So I hard-boiled some eggs this morning, and fun fact, can you skip to the next page? I sent Pat, went with me this morning to find the eggs. He went into 7-Eleven. He's like, oh, we can just buy them hard-boiled at 7-Eleven. And he came out of 7-Eleven with, that's in our fridge now, like 50 peeled hard-boiled eggs.

And then we almost got in a big car accident, and then we didn't talk the rest of the way, and so it was a really stressful morning. What you guys have is so real. Thank you. Shout out to Beef. He's the real battle behind the scenes. Realist, dude. He also, I was in the liquor store looking for Serbian liquor

when he went into the 7-Eleven, and when I came out, and it was in a kind of dicey area, the car was just running with the keys sitting in the middle, and he was in the 7-Eleven. And I was like, what? Buying hard-boilediled eggs then he had to go back in and buy actual eggs and the guy at the 7-eleven was like oh egg guy like 50 eggs anyway guy so i'm gonna pass these out there's a fun fact about serbia on each of these that you can read what do we do we just knock them into each other all the rules are on the thing if If you just pass these down.

It's like Greek Easter. Yeah, it's like Greek Easter. And we'll see who's the king egg. What you do is first you tap the bottoms together and then the tops. So I guess first we'll have Sass stand up and you'll just go. Let's do this in the middle. Two each? No, no, one each.

Oh, just one each. Sorry. Does everyone have an egg? Yeah, so you go like this. You hit them at each other, right? So you hold it. The person, so like say Sass stands up and goes around the room until his cracks, and then he'd sit down.

You hold it like this. So first it's bottoms to bottoms. So the fat part, you hold it in your hand like this, and then Sass will go around, and his will be on top, but the bottom facing down, and he'll tap his egg to yours, to yours, to yours. Whoever's cracks, you're out. Okay, let's... Oh, this is fun.

Whoever has the strongest egg at the end and then if yours doesn't crack, it goes tip to tip and whoever has the strongest egg at the end... This is because there's a... They're going to crack really easily, right? No, no, no. Not all of them do. One will crack, the other won't.

It's how you hold it. It's how you tap it. It's how... There's a tournament in Serbia. This is like done all over the Balkans or whatever, but there's a tournament in Serbia every year on Easter Sunday in this little town that gets like hundreds and hundreds of people come, and then there's like a king of the egg who, whatever. I'm sure they do it.

That guy rules. That guy rules. Eve should go do it. Eve would win. Eve should. He's the egg guy. Should we read our fun facts on here? Because this is fun.

Go ahead. Kyle, the capital city. Belgrade. That's right. It's over 7,000 years old, but it's been destroyed 44 times. Whoa. You know how you see a city destroyed in the World Wars? It's like to the ground rubble.

That has happened to Belgrade because it's been the center of a tug of war. It's like right on the edge of like Northern Europe. 44 times it's been raised like to the ground and it just keeps coming back. You've got to move if you live there. You've got to move if you live there. That's like Stephen Che in a flood zone. He's like, I bought this great house in Belgrade. It will never get destroyed.

Fall down seven times, stand up eight. I can't wait to check my mentions and everyone's like, you're wrong about all this. Alright, okay, so... I think the way it goes is maybe it starts with you go, and everyone hold your bottoms up, and you just come. Bottoms up.

You smash our bottoms with your bottom, Sass. All right. Bottom is, okay. Yeah, the fat part. You hold the fat part in your hand. You nest it in there, and Sass is going to come and smash his bottom onto your bottom. All right, Sass, you ready?

Yeah, I'm going to sneeze. Okay. A lot. Yeah, yeah. I'm in bio-. Okay. A lot. Yeah, yeah. I'm in bio-meats. Go ahead, sneeze. You do it however you think will keep your egg alive and his egg cracked is how you do it. You're allergic to eggshells?

Did either of your egg crack? No. Oh, you dick. Go ahead, Kyle. You're up. Kyle, you're up. You moved down the line. I go bottom.

Bottom onto his bottom. That's not the bottom of your egg. Okay, you're up. You moved down the line. I go bottom. Bottom onto his bottom. That's not the bottom of your egg. What does your fact say? Serbia is smaller in size than South Carolina. Oh, thank you. Can we eat the egg now? Yeah. Yeah, you can.

I've really hard-boiled them regular way, so by all means. Mine cracked. You got me down. Wow. Well done, Kyle. This is fun. And is it impossible for them to both break? Mine cracked. Gummy's out. Wow. Well done, Kyle. This is fun. And is it impossible for them to both break?

Big Cat should read his fact first. Oh, yeah. Serbia is 7.5 million population, 8.4 million people live in New York City. Why does Kyle get to eat the food because he's not drinking? Take the – That's such bullshit. That's such – What are you doing? This is the most savage thing ever.

You didn't even cut through the plastic off. You just cut through the cheese. What an animal. Fuck, dude. Jesus Christ. It's fine French cheese. All right. Kyle got it.

That defeats Kyle. All right. Okay, my fact says Serbia had the first vampire, Peter Blagojevic, in 1725. Yeah, Transylvania tries to claim it, but he was a farmer who died, woke up three days later, and then sucked the blood out of his son. He got me. Okay. Got me. He's good.

Of course he's good at it. No way. It's the queen. No, no. Wait, did all the eggs pass? Yeah. Oh, suck it. It's the queen. No, no. Wait, did all the eggs pass? Yeah. Oh, suck it, guys. I won.

You win. You're supposed to do the tip to tip. Oh, what if you already- I'll come back through. What if you already began eating your eggs? This will be my seventh hard-boiled egg of the day. Fun fact- Tell me, what?

I eat a lot of hard-boiled eggs. Are you fucking for real? I had six hard-boiled eggs this morning for breakfast. Are you rocky? I like hard-boiled eggs. You had six? Yeah, I had six hard-boiled eggs. I don't even know if that's good for you.

I thought that was like a wonderful thing. A lot of protein. A lot of protein. I think the most- Your farts have to be horrible. Oh, yeah. The most expensive cheese in the world is from there. It's from donkeys.

It's donkey milk. The cheese is called pool, and it's $576 a pound. Is this... There you go. That was fun. You are the queen of the eggs. Queen of the eggs. Oh, big cat. There's 70 species

of mammals, including bears, and the internet said you could beat them all. Yep. And one Serbian dinar, which is like their dollar, is 0.0088 US dollars. I don't know what that means. What is that? Wait, say it again? I feel like it means we could go there and you could like live

like a king. Like one US dollar equals how many? It's like a fraction of a penny. Oh, nice. Kind of thing. There's that. Uh-oh. We have a special... Albanian. No, this is Iranian. Oh, right.

Our Persian. So I'm Iranian, and I was helping Ron out. I got him some yogurt soda for you guys. What? We're good. Yeah, we're good. Is it alcohol? This was on Lowering the Bar, and it's caught a lot of flack. Yeah, it's? Yeah, well, good. Is it alcohol? This was on lowering the bar, and Ibs caught a lot of flack.

Yeah. Really? It's not alcohol, so Kay can drink it all. Yeah. Ah! Wee-wee! Give me it. So, Aria, give us a fact about Iran.

Yeah, tell us about Iran. Iran. Something positive. Yeah, literally my mind went to negativity. We have a beautiful country, but no one gets to see that because of all the propaganda. That was a fun fact. Well, yeah, no, it is. It's a very beautiful country.

Everybody is actually really nice, despite what you guys see. I promise, I promise. Unfortunately, I can't go back because of all the chaos, so not a fun fact but wait does your family yeah here's my question does your family do like every year we do this and that's because we're from iran like do you have a cool yeah okay so yeah we have uh here's okay so we have iranian new year which is uh march 21st first day of spring uh that's when our new year is and uh the way we celebrate is we jump over fire so What do you mean? Elaborate? Pretty fun. Hell yes.

She's fun. Yeah, it's the fire that's burning all the gay people. No, no, no. No fire. That's stone. Stone. You couldn't jump over that. That's way too big.

We stone people. We stone people. Yeah. I'll take that. I'll pass it around. There you go. Yeah, enjoy. Can we say everyone else take Lisa's little sip of it?

Well, Kay is probably going to be the third. Do you have a favorite Iranian food, the one that you're like, if you have the chance, try this? It's called lubia polo, which is just rice, beef chunks, and string beans. I think we can all get behind that. It doesn't sound appetizing, but the flavors are great. Hell yeah. It sounds appetizing. It's like the lomo saltado of Iran.

It's special meat. Love it. All right. Do you speak's like the Lomo Saltado of Iran. Yeah. It's special meat. Love it. All right. Do you speak Persian at all? Thank you, Aria. Yeah, for sure. I understand it, but I can't speak it. It's too great.

Cool. Can you tell us how to go back up our mother's pussies? No. Okay. All right. Sweet. Okay. No.

Well done. Thank you, Aria. Okay. I forgot how good hard-boiled eggs are. Yeah. That's why they're amazing. Six a day. Yeah, they're fucking delicious. I put a little salt and pepper in Aria. I forgot how good hard-boiled eggs are. Yeah, that's why I have six a day. I put a little salt and pepper on it. Ask you want mine?

There's four more if anyone wants more. Yeah, I will have yours. We've got to get you to double digits. Tommy can't have enough. I think it's only fair. You have to finish one of these. A has to finish. Yes, you do.

Or you can start drinking again. Or you can start drinking like the rest of us. I'll see how doable it is. I hate KB on the wagon. All right. K is the worst. K is the worst. Yogurt soda.

All right. Slow it down. It feels like it's been just tossed. Oh, it's disgusting. Oh! Oh, sorry. That was a big laugh. That's disgusting.

Here comes another email about leaving the space a mess. All right. Are you yogurt soda? Wait, why did Vibs get flack for... Because it was a delicacy, and it's loved in Iran, and we were having it. Oh, yeah, yeah.

That is the grossest thing I've ever had. You didn't even have it. You smelled it, dickhead. The camera's been on you the whole time. Man, I don't want to drink it. Oh, man, it's so bad. It's a delicacy, so they're offended if I hate it. Yeah.

That's not how it works. Oh, it isn't? Who brought in the Fosters? Me. Yeah, drink it. What country is this? Australia. Are you for real?

Australian for beer. I like it. Are you for real with that question? It's literally Australian for beer. Have you never seen the ads? Have you ever watched TV? I've never had a Foster? Watch TV? Never. I've never had a Foster.

I just know them. Fosters. No, you don't. Yes, I do. No, because I remember I was going to say I was in Europe. When I went to Europe in high school, we stopped at a truck stop, and they sold Fosters at the truck stop. I was like, that's a wild thing for them to just be selling massive cans of beer. It's pretty popular. Yeah. Yeah i there's no beer in my mind i would say that fosters is more synonymous with australia than like budweiser is with america really yeah i would say no idea yeah

when it comes to australian things i think it i think it follows up the koala kangaroo one kangaroos one yeah koala and fosters uh no the sydney opera house might up the koala. Kangaroo won. Kangaroo's won. Yeah. Koala, then Foster's. Foster's. No, the Sydney Opera House might beat out koala. No. You don't think? I think Foster's beats koala. That's the only thing you think of when you think about Australia.

The Opera House, though? The dude who had the party and didn't apologize. Oh, that guy was queen. He didn't want to take a sunglasses. Oh, yeah. Can we see that video? Might as well do your- Object X.

We might as well do your presentation next. Sure, yeah, of course. Should we see that video? Is everyone's as good as Kate's? No. No. Mine is a minute long. I have hot food, so I'll do mine whenever.

Thank you for... I have hot food as well, too. Wait, can I ask something really quick? Is anybody else actually drinking? Because I feel like I'm... Oh, I've been drinking. I am. I took the shot.

I'm fucked up. Okay, I'm drinking. I'm on my third glass of wine. I'm trying to pace myself because I know it's going to be a lot. I didn't want to be the only one that was like... I'm sticking with just wine.

I got to stay sober for Nickelback with Feidelberg. Stop. What? I got to keep an eye on the guy. They don't sell alcohol at Nickelback. No, Nickelback's a Qatari band. I have a picture of me

with my douchebag friends dancing at a nightclub in Serbia. What? You did? For many years ago. You went there and you didn't say anything? Wait, what? This isn't my show.

I didn't want to hijack. Francis, that makes you so much better than me that you didn't say anything. Did anyone rip your shirt off? No, but we got really wet. Yeah, did you have the wet dessert? I didn't have the wet dessert. You want to see his pic? Francis, did you legit like it? Did you have fun or was it? I didn't like Serbia that dessert you want to see his pic francis did you legit like it did you

have fun or was it i didn't like serbia that much oh yeah now i know you i hate your friends this is when we were in yeah we're like 24 all those guys are like yeah we this is your 24 uh that's oh my all these guys are correcting Matt Damon in a car they're like so good looking let me see we went to Montenegro and then we

took taxis from Montenegro through Bosnia and Herzegovina and then through into Croatia it was like a nine hour taxi

because we couldn't get there any other way and then we went out to the islands in Croatia those guys were reject me. And I got really bad food poisoning in... Can you pass it down?

I got really bad food poisoning in Montenegro. From what? I think it was from this, like... I don't even know. But for two days, I was just puking and shitting nonstop. God. But I won a lot of money. You would never be friends with those guys.

Oh, no. They would bully the shit out of me. You'd be hanging from... You'd be in a locker. I think he'd be surprised at how they friends with those guys. Oh, no. They would bully the shit out of me. You'd be hanging from... You'd be in a locker. I think you'd be surprised at how they're not bad people. Francis. Ever hear of stereotypes, Francis?

They're all Harvard kids. Jesus. Various athletes. What sports do they all play? All lacrosse? No. A couple of baseball guys. A couple of lacrosse guys. God damn. Yeah.

Chill, dude. My God. Oh, my God. Oh, your friend group is stacked. I don't have a single friend that looks like that. Oh, my God. No, this guy actually looks like Giga Chad. You know, one of those, that guy, you know who that guy is?

That guy, Do you remember when Call Me Maybe, the song was big? Oh, was he the Harvard... He was the star of the Harvard baseball team. Call Me Maybe van video. That video ruled.

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Tell us about your. guys but no you're not oh yeah i am compared to me you're not compared to me you're not um all right tell us about your nick you should just start wearing the beret the beret all the time it looks seriously you look normal you know what he looks like a college student who's gonna bomb something you kind of do look like that yeah i appreciate it i think he looks like one of those art protesters that's gonna glue glue his hand to Mona Lisa. Where'd you get that? Do you like the city of Portland? Oh, no, no. He looks like a kind of an ideal. He'll say that on 50 other shows.

Did you ever play the clip of him? He said he did it on TV. He did it on TV not too long ago, yeah. Like recently. About someone else? Yeah, about himself. He was wearing like a blue wig. Oh, he did it again.

Sorry, who is this? We don't want blue wig. Oh, he did it again. Oh, yeah. Sorry, who is this? We don't want to say. You're probably friends with him. Yeah, you will probably. But the comedian said this? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good joke.

I don't know it. I don't know it. I'm sorry. We don't want to. No, no, don't give him credit. We don't want to restart the beef. Okay. So.

I'll tell you after. Got it. Mine isn't as long as Kate's, but I did it. Everybody has their fosters? Yes. Just go ahead and finish it. Everybody go ahead and finish it. Thank you, Zach.

Nicky, why don't I see a foster in your hands? Because I didn't know Tommy and Francis would be here, so I gave them. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Make sure he gets a foster. Give him mine. I have a tux fitting. Give me a yogurt soda. Make sure he gets a foster. Give him mine. Give him mine. I have a tux fitting.

Give me a yogurt soda. I'm going to drink wine. Tux fitting. So my beer is Australian. I'm drinking wine. My beer is Australian. This is all backwash. No, it's not.

I had two sips. Oh, a fresh one. Fresh one. Unopened. Unopened. Thank you, Zaha. So the beer, Australian. Argentinians are known for their steaks.

This is an Argentinian rub steak Gimme gimme gimme Kay eats last Kay's last? I'm hungry Kay always eats last Here's a bunch of, it's kind of dirty Why don't you start, there's a rub on here, you can pour that on It's just one big long stick

You can start us off So Australian beer, Argentinian food Which leaves my presentation with Uruguay. Yep, there we go. Dawn on the lawn. No, Uruguay. Yeah. Depends on how much fosters I have.

Can we get a look of this on cut? Because I'm going to be, I'm not trying to be a bitch. But doesn't it, it looks good? You don't think it looks good? It looks really good. It does kind of be shaped like balls in the dirt. You don't think that looks good? It does kind of be shaped like balls in a den. You don't think that looks good? You just served us fucking wet dessert eggs.

You gave us wet ass bread. Why don't you, why don't you, you know what? Pass that over here. That looks amazing. I want to eat that now. You gave us hard boiled eggs. You gave us wet bread, 50% alcohol vodka. But you know what?

I'll fuck myself. I had your back all day. Nick brought in a steak. Yeah! Nerve. Why is it not sopping wet? She handled that. The steak is confusing me.

We didn't all agree to have that dumped on it. You just did the ketchup on the french fries. You sure the chef left enough water on those steaks? Slop them up. Also, Kate, I just want to give you a little lesson in leverage. Maybe bring that up to your... Yeah.

You were like, yeah, you could. You were going to throw your back out. Enough piling on Kate. She's a hero. She feels very meaty. Pass them down. I don't... Well, you're not going to add this? I'm going to need that soon. He feels very meaty. Pass him down. I don't. Yeah, I need.

What? You're not going to eat this? I'm going to need that soon. He's going to need that right now. I'm actually, I'm jonesing for another hard-boiled egg right now. Come on. There's more right there. I'm dying for one.

Do you want to pass him down? Is everybody done with their foster? KB's going hands. Mommy, you won't eat. KB's going hands. Thank you. I'll eat. I saw Kyle eat an entire steak salad with his hands.

It's starting to piss me off. Okay, so wait. Why haven't you learned? I'm hitting my head on his fucking mic. What country are we on? Uruguay. Uruguay. Oh, this doesn't.

Oh, Uruguay. Hey. Hell yeah. So I'm a sucker for a Rorschach test. Okay. Oh, this doesn't. Oh, Uruguay. Hey. Hell yeah. So I'm a sucker for a Rorschach test. Okay. Oh, nice. I love them. So this is based off Rorschach tests.

So I want everybody to look at Uruguay. What does this look like to you? Side profile belly. Is this what I'm passing? Let's just stop passing. We've lost track here. So did Kay. So did Kay. He stopped passing too. We've lost track here. So did Kay.

So did Kay. He stopped passing, too. Kay did call a shot, though. Let's look at this a little bit deeper. Maybe you see this. Maybe you see the bovine paradise. Uruguay is the most cattle per capita. There's 3.6 cows per person. Wow.

3.6 cows per person. That's Wisconsin. It's essentially the Wisconsin of South America Bovine paradise Produced the most beef in the world Beef cattle Alright Now let's go back to Uruguay

What else does this look like to you guys? Let's stare at Uruguay again Maybe you see this Maybe you see a geezer Old as fuck Uruguay is far and away the oldest population in South America that's due to their health care system it's very very good whoa way to do a good diet all that beef maybe good at that all right let's go back to Uruguay let's look at it more uh maybe it looks

like laptop for little fellas Every student in the country gets a laptop Every year They give out 350,000 laptops A year to their students Uruguay's pretty great Every year? They get a new laptop?

I think so You put some wet on this one The steak was tied to wet I thought the wet was pretty good There's more steak? Oh, you put some wet on this one. Does anyone want the steak with side of wet? I thought the wet was pretty good. There's more steak. Does anyone want more steak? Yeah, the steak was really good. I'll have some more steak.

I'm having a hard time peeling this egg, so I might need some steak. Yeah, so everybody gets a computer. Me. Those are good, by the way. Those are really good. Tommy, you should be able to get this one. Why don't you really look at it and tell me what you've been seeing? Like a skinny Idaho, kind of?

Let's go ahead. Outer Idaho? It is a champion of gay rights in Uruguay. They are the most progressive South American country. You can get an abortion there. You can get gay married. You can get any kind of married you want. Gay married. I never

would have guessed that. I would have said like Argentina maybe. This is far and away the most progressive. TJ made me censor it. That was the first graphic I made. That was the first thing I saw when I looked at that eastern coastline. He said, is this good? I said, just throw Brandon's

face over the cocks. I think I missed the bottom cock, TJ. Whatever. Okay. But yeah, it is a champion of gay rights. You can do whatever you want in Uruguay. That's incredible. I never would have guessed that.

Yeah, I did not know that. And finally, Uruguay. Maybe the most important for me. What does it look like to you? You're the winners of the World Cup. They've won the World Cup twice, but they've won the first. They hoisted the first World Cup. Didn't they host it, too?

They hosted and won, and they beat Brazil. Whoa. So they are some bitter rivals with Brazil. They have good baby blue uniforms. People oftentimes confuse them with Argentina. Is Uruguay Luis Suarez? Luis Suarez. Yeah, who bites people?

I love that. He bites people. That's right. So, now let's move on to the interactive portion. Okay. Things of note. This is a quiz. Kyle, you can't say.

Big Cat, based off that, what's the capital of Uruguay? I don't know. What are you seeing? VHS? It's not Montenegro. No, it's not, but it's close. What type of media does the VHS show? Movie?

Movie? A little more broad. Montevideo? Not quite. Cinema? Montevideo is the capital of Uruguay. Nice. Now, let's do this next one for Francis.

Here's a celebrity with Uruguayan blood. Why don't you tell me who that is? I'm seeing, that's not Carl Anthony Towns, is it? Anthony Edwards. Anthony Edwards, Globe. What's his nickname? I don't know. What do they call him? Big Cat? Ant. Was Edwards. Globe. What's his nickname? I don't know. What do they call him?

Big Cat? What is it? Ant. Ant. Globe. Ginger Mastiff. That's right. Ant Globe Ginger Mastiff is from there.

His parents. One of his parents. That is an award that you get for... It's a Tony Award? Yes. So, Aunt Tony. Aunt Tony. His name is...

I don't know. Red, Antony Red. This is my presentation. I was just going to say. Sorry, sorry, sorry. You could have just done him alone. But this is Barstool Sports. Antony...

What's that kid feeling? Bored. Yes. Bored dog. Bored. Boxer? So close. What type of dog is it?

Bourdain. Antony Bourdain is Uruguayan blood. Oh, he did. Did. All over the wall. He still got the blood. Oh, my God. Oh, no.

That's not how he killed himself, is it? No. I think he hung himself. Works for me. What's the next one? So this is the most famous Uruguayan. Big Cat kind of already hinted at it by saying it fully. Oh, no.

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I did say Suarez. Oh, Rez. That's Rez, yeah. He is from Uruguay. And Kyle, this one's for you, my friend. Who won Uruguay's independence? It is Uruguay's George Washington. All right, let's go, Kyle. Kyle immediately leaned forward into it.

What do we got? We got... Kyle also can't see shit. Get up close, Kyle. Ho-thought-zim. A thought bubble. Ho-talk? Yes, ho-talk.

The common Spanish name, ho-talk. Yeah, I don't know. One of those is Greece, right? Is it Ho-right? Ho is right. Talk is not right. Is it Wordo? Ho-bubble.

Ho-wordo? Ho-bubble? No, no, no. Caption? Thought? Why don't you think of a South American name that starts with ho? Hodor. No, that is a Western.

Jose. Jose. Jose. That invader Zim? Yeah, that's a sidekick. Maybe TJ knows. Grr. Ah.

Jose Guerrero. No. Vaz? Yes. Vaz. Vaz. C? Yes.

C. I can't. C. Vaz C. Okayvasi? Yes. C. I can't see. Gravasi. Okay. Question. Bet. Deal. What's one person doing to the other?

Shake? Paying? They're paying. Why? What does one person... Debt? No. What does one person buy?

Sell? No, no, no. If you owe... Oops. I had the word. Oh. Oh. So we have Jose Gerv you owe... Oops, said the word. Oh. Oh. So we have Jose Gervasio...

That's an easel. Ezel. Art. Art. Uh-huh. Gervasi-art-y. Coffee? Yes.

Tea. Yes. Jose Gervasio Artigas. What a fucking journey that was. That is their George Washington. I think we worked harder than he did. I think you did too. You would have gained Uruguayan independence.

Those are some things you have to know. Now we've learned. What is the capital of Uruguay? Rosé of Uruguay. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, I'll never forget it. It's Montevideo. Montevideo.

Name somebody famous from there. Luis Suarez. Name somebody who has... Anthony Bourdain. And then thety Video. Monty Video. Name somebody famous from there. Luis Suarez. Name somebody who has... Hithy Bourdain. And then the man who... Jose Vargas. Now you guys know about your hookah. Yeah, we do.

It was good. Thank you. Nice. So if we're just doing like one fact from everything, wet dessert, it's just Brandon sucks himself off. Yeah, Brandon can finally be gay there. Yeah, right. That's all I got out of that.

That was great. Steak was good. Was it good? Yeah. Steak was really good. Hurry, Gary. No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, there it is.

I got to go to a nickel back with the fights. You have to drink a little. Oh, come on. Chug it. Oh, well. Do we want to have a booth? Let's get the booth involved. We haven't had the booth involved.

I have hot food, so I can do mine. All right, yeah, do yours, CJ. That was great, Nick. Thank you, guys. That was fantastic. You're a great way. I spent way too long figuring out what I can make those countries. That's my favorite thing to do is looking at a shape and trying to figure out what it

looks like. That's amazing. None of it. It's a cheat code for going viral. Before I had this job, I would look at things and be like, you ever notice that this looks like this? I would do it all the time. Yeah, the kid with the laptop.

Totally. That's exactly what I think of with Uruguay. So I actually sent that to my family group chat, and my dad was like, that looks like a dude with a fucking laptop. Yeah. Who ate all of the things Zabra? Because that is a container with one item. Kyle, you're looking awfully full, pal. I had one of the things.

I'm starving. Oh, TJ's coming in with a lot of stuff. I'll take one of those as well. Do you mind if I just have a piece of that? It looks like we're headed for a three or four hour yak here. Looks like it. Liking that. As long as I'm done by 730.

I got that tux fitting. Your mic doesn't work. Hello? Oh, there you go. I had Germany, Portugal, and Poland, so I brought German beers. Oh, hell yeah. Where did you acquire German beers, if I may ask? I bet you a lot of beers.

Because Harry couldn't find... That's those around. One for me. Very nice. TJ, these look damn good. Here you go. Thank you, TJ. Whoa!

Why this kind in particular, TJ? Was it just... I believe it said on the carton, oldest brewery in Germany. I could be wrong. Oh, it's naturally brewed according to the German purity law. Oh, that's not a good one. That's my favorite law. And then for food, I did Poland, so I got pierogies.

Oh, yay! Let's go, TJ! Mashed potato ravioli. Not from a Ukrainian restaurant, but as I said, it's ours. Yeah, yeah. Who cares? There's 12 cheese, no, 12 potato, 12 beef, 12 short rib. Hell no.

Oh, short rib. Oh, I bet the short rib ones are money. Oh, fuck. Short rib. I look like a hoarder over here at this point. I love produce. I have, oh, little containers of applesauce and sour cream. Yeah, pierogies are great.

So what's your presentation? Portugal. Portugal! Man. Hell yeah. That was nice. That was nice. I'm just going to pick a random one.

Where my music head's at. Got that. I got that. Does everyone still have their forks and stuff? To just stab them I did also This was in the room the whole time But this is what We could all play for in the World Cup

I ordered a trophy I didn't check what size it was So Beat pierogies I want that so bad I know Not because of the fucking shape Yeah

And then I also did go to the Pele store in New York Which has like soccer jerseys And I got a German jersey Oh hell yes Oh There's a Pele store? Yeah Alright what's the name on the back one of B?

Because TJ's a bit of a weirdo If it's Hitler dude This dude's wearing a Hitler jersey want to be because TJ's a bit of a weirdo. If it's Hitler, dude. This dude's wearing a Hitler jersey. That would be unreal. Oh, that'd be so funny. Oh, TJ. He's a full kit. He's a full kit wanker.

This is my pull-in shorts. And then the name on the back is Cardone, and the number's 10. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 10. I love it. Wow. Cardone, and the number is 10. Oh, yeah. Cardone, 10. FedEx. I love it. Wow.

So my presentation is on Portugal. Do you want to bring that up? Hell yeah. If anyone wants applesauce or sour cream with their pierogi. I think this might have been short rib. I just had the short rib. It was phenomenal. Veselka.

It's in the Ukrainian village. It's awesome. Hell yeah. That's the best thing we've eaten so far. One is potato. Short rib ones are phenomenal. Francis, what is that coming back? Cheese?

Everybody should try the short rib. Short rib ones? Booth, booth, booth, booth. I think I just had. I think we did have one of those. You need to have another. All right. I think I have had. I think we did have one of those. You need to have another. All right. I think I have a couple more.

Get him a couple more. Eat another egg. I'm all good. I just have one. You can't have eight hard-boiled eggs in a day. Eat a bottle opener for these beers. Oh, these pants are drenched. Get Kate's dessert on it.

That's what happened to Steve's house. He stepped on one of Kate's dessert on it? That's what happened to Steve's house. He stepped on one of Kate's desserts. Okay, so I did my presentation on Portugal. Zoff, you want to click? Babe, I'm so Serbian Twinkie right now. Click again. She feels like fucking Serbian dessert down there. Click again.

She wants it so bad. Oh, here we go. Here we go. So, Zoff, you want to hit the audio? The Portuguese national anthem will play. Oh, wait. Which is called E Portuguesa. I had some guests.

We can bring them in at the end, maybe to close the show. Yeah. So, Portugal, it's home to many. The population is 10 million. Yeah, yeah. What the fuck does home mean? Turn that shit up. Sorry, I'm sorry.

I thought it wasn't working. I didn't know. Oh, it's working. What the fuck does home to many mean? There's 10 million people. Explain that. The population is over 10 million. That's not that many.

Or in Ohio. It's 10 million people. Explain that. The population's over 10 million. That's not that many. Or in Ohio. It's 85% Portuguese and 11% other. I'd be willing to say no shit to that. It's a very religious country, if you want to click. It's 84% Christian. Oh, hell yeah.

Maybe you would hate it here. 81% of those Christians, if you. Can we go back to that last one? 81% of those Christians, if you want to click, are Roman Catholics. So this is Roman from Grand Theft Auto 4. Oh, nice. And 3% are other. So if you want to click. Bowling. Yeah. The capital is Lisbon, and that's what it looks like in 4K.

So if you want to click again and one more click. Everyone there is really old. Old Portuguese person. Spray painting. You can click one more time. This is what it looked like in the old days.

It was first founded in the year 868. They got their sovereignty in 1121, and their current constitution was signed in the 70s. Who did they get their sovereignty from? I don't know. They have a president and a prime minister. So if you want to click, that's their president. Old as fuck.

Marcelo Robelo de Souza, and that's their prime minister, Antonio Costa. And click again, and that's them together. Basically, they check each other. They drive on the right, if you want to click. That's what a car looks like in Portugal. All of them? Every one. And they speak Portuguese, so here's a video of guys speaking Portuguese. This has 11 views on YouTube.

It has 11 views? It's supposed to be 40 years old. That's what Portuguese sounds like. You should get this thing viral as fuck. You could click some. It's three minutes long. It's a guy watching a video. But the main question about Portugal

Is where the fuck is it Because not many people know So that's why you can click And you can click one more time There it is TJ what peninsula is that Iberian You can click again

And there it is One more time click That's where it actually is So it's kind of like it hangs off the coast of Spain. That might be the most ideal place to live. Life. I think weather-wise, it's known to be. Is Spain mad they have that?

Kind of like a dingleberry hanging off the side. They have to be. But they have to have tried to get that back. Right, yeah. There has to be some more, chef. Without doing as much research as I did, I would assume that they fought over it. Do you have on here that my parents just went on vacation?

I do. Portugal? You think your parents fucked in Portugal? Oh, my God. I don't know. Would you rather them? 69, Tommy. I don't think they have that much.

Oh, yeah. No, they did a standing 69 in Lisbon. Your mom got bent over. There's actually a flying 69. She came four times. She was as wet as Kate's dessert. Portuguese style. You brought it up.

Your parents went on a tropical vacation. It's not tropical. It's a beach. You live at home. Don't live at home. I just act like I do. Finally we're away from him. We can fuck. You're going to so they were like, finally. Don't live at home. I just act like I do. Finally, we're away from him. We can fuck.

You're going to be a big brother, dude. I've lived away for four years. I was like, you can go back to the slide. Oh, man. That's the only thing I'm taking away from this person. Fucks so hard there. He keeps enhancing until it's just a photo of Tommy's parents fucking each other. Tommy's dad's cum dripped down into Morocco.

You probably regret that, Tommy, huh? I did not expect it to go there. You're a scorpion, brother. All right, Zai, you can go next. Many famous people are from Portugal. This is the list of top ten famous Portuguese are from Portugal. This is the list of top 10 famous Portuguese people from Portugal.com. Post Malone. Number 10 is Salvador Sobral, who won the Eurovision Song Contest.

You can click. Number 9 is Maritza, who's a famous fadista in Portugal, which is a music style only found in Portugal. That's Nelly Furtado, who made the song. No way. What number is she? 8. Wow. 7 more. style only found in Portugal. That's Nelly Furtado who made the... No way! What number is she? Eight. Wow. Seven more? I thought it was going to be one, right?

Next, that's Paula Rego who is a Portuguese artist who's painting Cell for Millions. Next is Antonio Gutierrez who's the Secretary General of the United Nations, the first ever from Portugal. I'm still taking Furtado. Next is Daniela Rua who's on NCIS Los Angeles. Oh, NCIS.

NCIS. NCIS. CSI. Criminal Investigative Service. CSI Los Angeles. NCIS. CSI. NCIS.

NCIS. NCIS. NCIS. Those are the last two letters of my name. Yeah, that'sI. N-C-I-S? N-C-I-S. N-C-I-S? N-C-I-S. Those are the last two letters of my name. Yeah, that's true. Are you Portuguese? No, I'm just CIS. You have the same letters as N-C-I-S.

That's four letters of your name, even. Yeah. Are you honored that you and Frank the Tank have the same name? I have trouble with it. Yeah. We all think of him. We think of Francis. We're like, Frank the Tank.

Frank the Tank. Oh. Francis Fleming. Number four is Bernardo Silva, who plays for Man City and the Portuguese national team. Okay. Number three is Jose Mourinho, who's the manager of AS Roma. Yeah. And number two is Shawn Mendes, who is-

What? What? Oh, shit. He has so many good covers. He was born in Canada, but his father was born in Portugal. It's World Cup Day. World Cup Day, troops. I thought I was high.

Why the fuck are you wearing Aston Villa? This is my favorite team of all sports. Do you know what? Because of Bailey, our allowings are, you know that, blood. Because of Bailey, that's the only reason why. But why did you pick them? Why? Yeah.

I'm a villain. I'm a fucking part of the Villa Hardcore, baby. He's a villain, you know. Since day one. What? All right, we're going to test your knowledge, blood, yeah? Yeah, give him a trivia question. Just know you might not go in a spliff next Friday, yeah?

What? Just know. What do you mean for Nebraska versus Iowa? Going in a spliff next Friday. Just know. You see how Sasha's hair is looking? That's how you will be looking next Friday. I'll be here.

We'll be watching Nebraska versus Iowa on all six TVs. No, you won't. Yeah, we will. Don't want to play this game again. No, we'll play this game. No, you don't want to play this game again. Turn them all off right now. Turn them off now.

I'm not fucking here, you idiot. When the game starts. Okay, play. All the TVs will be off. Go on. Yeah. All right, cool. Okay, cool.

See you. All right, cool. Bye. All right, good seeing you. By my blood clot, Yari. I don't care. I don't give a fuck about seeing you. I'm a blood clot, Yank. I don't care. I don't give a fuck about that game. I'm not going to be here.

I don't care. What game? England-US. England-US. I should kind of hope we lose. It'd be funny. I got Portugal. And then, Zaf, you want to go back to the presentation?

The number one is... My little brother? And we get a... Tommy, your little brother. There you go, Tommy. You're in on the joke now. You get a drum roll? It's fucking hardcore.

Tommy, can we get a drum roll from you, please? That was like a car start. That was a jalopy, Tommy. That's not a picture. Can you click again? Oh, that's speed. Number one is Cristiano Ronaldo. Ah, boo.

Most followed person on Instagram. Anyone want to guess what his following is on Instagram? Yes. 311 million. Way short. What? Oh. Way short?

522 million. What? 421. 385. Nick's closest, 497. That is so many people. Wow. What does he post that's so great

he's the most famous man in the world maybe did you just answer that he's Portuguese what does he post he's Portuguese that's what he posts

Portuguese being Portuguese that's how he got famous he actually plays for the team he does play for the team how many does

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I think In terms of athletes he's second. Do you want to go back? He's second band room. Wow. Go ahead and click. This makes me realize

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She has a really nice mouth. These are viral? Yeah, this is a... It was called... Top 5 Portuguese TikTok funny video. 524 views. Can we get captions? I want to laugh alone.

I mean, it's funny. It is funny, undeniably. I got pretty drunk. I am drunk. You didn't drink anything. I did before I got in here. No one else still going? TJ, great job on Portugal.

Thanks. That was incredible. Nice job, TJ. Tommy and his mom fucked there. Wrong. I know. I've never been to Portugal. You've never fucked your mom, Tommy. Yeah, well, I've never been to Portugal, so how could I have? I do think of

you and your mom's relationship like Buster Bluth. No, that's not accurate. Tommy, would you rather find out, have found out that your parents haven't fucked in eight years or they fuck twice a week? Twice a week. I think it'd be more healthy. That's a healthy way to look at it.

I'd rather them fuck twice a week than they've fucked in eight years. I think, yeah. You sure? Would you rather your dad do a good job or an awful job average would you rather your dad be a cream pie guy or

a corn hole guy what is a corn hole it's when he comes on her butthole I guess cream pie Kyle what was our debate about cream pies It's when he comes on her butthole. Oh. I guess cream pie. I don't think she can have cake anymore. Kyle, what was our debate about cream pies? You love them.

No, I just said it's probably the best feeling a man can experience. I got destroyed. Our podcast don't extend to that. I mean, what would be better? I never pull out. We've been doing this show for so long that I remember that we had a big disagreement about cream pies. We were drafting best feelings. I'm like, that's probably the best.

I'm not saying I'm a huge cream pie guy. They call them cream pies. Too much yogurt soda. But yeah, I don't think that was a crazy take. Oh, man. Cream pies are good. Do we have another ad? Yeah.

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Let's spin the wheel of our names, and the person who it lands on has to take a shot of Kate's. Oh, I like that. Including K. Oh, big time K. Actually give K two names. Split up K and B. Can we do two spins? Because I brought Mexican tequila?

Yes, you can. Oh my God. No, but we all have to take a shot of that. That's for a double shot. Oh, you have sake, don't you? You want to go, Zot? You want to go?

Kate, I bet you crushed science fairs in school. Oh, yeah. Yes, I got really into them. It's up to you guys. Suck it, Matt. The visual aspect,

I kind of mailed it in. That's fine. I kind of mailed it in. So let's just do you real quick. I, as everybody knows, I mean, TJ's going to pull it up. I had cut ties, you can see from the outfit. I can do it from here. I had cut ties, you can see from the outfit.

I'm an airplanes guy. Wait, what? Why are you panicking right now? How does that have to do with it? I just want to see where we're at. I just want to see where we're now? How does that have to do with... I just want to see where we're at. I just want to see where we're at. How does that have to do with... No, you'll see.

Qatar and... You'll see. I mean, Qatar is the destination for the World Cup, so you've got to get to the World Cup. My actual presentation was on... Oh, did you fly us there? Was on the fax. No, I didn't fly you there.

I'm going to tell you about my favorite airlines. Oh, okay. What are the. Oh, what a cool city. What a flyer airlines. What a cool city. Well, I'm telling you about that. It's going to be a play on Stephen Chay's kind of thing, so I'm going to tell you the answer. You guys guess.

While I tell you about that, we'll take a tour down downtown Doha. How is this phoning it in? Because this is what Zod does. Yeah, this is way better than anything we did. This is literally what I do. I just get high, and I take walking tours of cities. Yeah, that's awesome. Just look at shit.

Oh, I love that. Whoa, what's that guy backing up for? He was in a good spot already. Yeah. All right, this is exactly what I needed. So, Chippity. So, I'm going to give you guys answers. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Is that a COVID mask? Is that a real guy or is that a made-up guy? What, Kate? Look at this pussy. Is that a real guy? It's over, bro. That's a real guy. It's a video.

It doesn't look real. Do you know what I mean? Is it just me? It's Sif and the Fosters? It's very clear. It looks like a video game to me. It looks like a video game to me. It has LSD in it.

This looks like a video game. Right. This looks like a video game. Right? Yeah, I'm not crazy. This is a real video. You're fucking with me. Okay, now you're fucking with me. All right, so not to get political. Are you fucking with me?

No, this is a real game. What are you guys talking about? This is very real. This is the most real thing I've... It's like someone filming on a phone. Yeah. A video game? How does that look like a video game?

It looks like a video game. Wait, I'm with Kate. What are you saying right now? Thank you, that's a video game. You think it is a video game? You're fucking with me. This isn't a real video, is it? Yes! Is it a real video? No, it's not. Thank you for that.

I'm with Kate. It's a video game? What are you guys talking about? Shut the fuck up. You have fucked us here, dude. Are these real? Very real. That people aren't even walking. Very real. Virtual, though.

Virtual. Because it's a video of a big cat. You're not there. I'm with Kate. I don't think that's real. That's real. You guys are fucked up. Can we turn on Tommy's mic?

Because Tommy's actually on our side, too. Yeah, I'm on big cat. Oh, no. Zaz coming in. Zaz coming in. You agree that looks like a video game. That's a thousand percent video game. Nick and KP are fucking with us. A hundred percent. I don't know if I'm drunk or not.

It's a video game and they're messing with us. You guys have to be messing with us. I don't know what you're on about, but it's a futuristic city. It looks like a video. What's that video game where they go around? This is not real life. Oh, ain't it?

That man who walked by was not a real man. That looks fake. Yes! You're just realizing it's fake? Yes. This is not a real video. It's real.

No, that last video. Can we go back a little because that last part looked fake as fuck. You're so wrong, Nick. I... Thank you. That's the fakeest... Oh, yeah yeah that's fake oh yeah that's fake

back on that's real oh doing a thing oh fake they're doing a thing oh fake it's so fake dude yeah those aren't moving like real car yeah dude this is fake fucking fuck no it's fake as fuck. That part looked real. I was certain it was real at first, but no, that's fake. Come on, Francis. Like that right there. Pause it right there.

That's not real. It's blatantly fake. Is anyone else actually doing this? No way. That is the most real video ever. That's so fake. The only reason why it looks fake is because there's no people. You guys are legit. I think you're fucking with me.

I'll do it. It looks fake because it's empty. That's a fake flag wave. It is. That's a computer. This is not real. It's not real. What looks fake here?

Literally every- If you get closer, you'll see it. This is so not real. It's not real at all. What looks fake here? Literally every- If you get closer, you'll see- This is just real. You guys are stupid. I'm coming around to the real side. It's 100% real. Those are so stupid. That was a cartoon character.

It was wearing a burka. I can never tell what's real sometimes. With you two, I'm not. This is driving me insane. I'm so pissed. That's a real video. I'm legitimately mad at them. The more you take your feet in, the more I feel like...

Oh, you guys are looking bad right now. Just to let you know. Are you serious? Look at these cars. That is so obviously fake. It's so awful. What are you talking about? How? It's not! It's so obvious! What are you talking about? How?

It's so fake. It's so real. It's so real! Come on, team real. It's so fake. No, it's not! It is, dude! What the fuck is this?

It's so fake. How are you guys thinking otherwise? That was right next to fake. Guys, come stand up here and look closer. It's fake as fuck. I know it's not! It is real! What are people in and look closer. It's fake as fuck. No, it's not. It is real. What are people in the chat saying?

It's so fake. It's so fake. That's mostly real. Have you never seen a 4K video before? That is not real. Look at that. Stop claiming it's fake. I'm going to lose it.

You guys look so bad. You guys look bad. What do you know? It's blatantly fake. This is really fucking me up. Oh, my God. I was on your side. You guys look so bad! It's blatantly fake! Oh my god! I was on your side! I was on your side at the beginning Is this a fake or a real video?

Look at this video and tell us if it's real or fake Come fake or real Come over here and watch Is this animated or is this real? It's all real But that was also We never saw that one 15

15 Right here Oh Really look at it for a second That's real No that's not That's real The whole thing is real

Look at that cable management The cable management Look at those bushes That's not real Kate what are you talking about I swear to god They would not have the cables All over the place Willy nilly like that Cable management. Cable management. Look at those bushes. Kate, what are you talking about? I swear to God. They would not have the cables all over the place willy-nilly like that.

What is this fake? That's- What is this fake? There's one building that they showed that does look fake. I would argue all of them. These people are not real. What? Do you know what it is? That looks fake.

That's Grand Thread. Holy fuck. None of it's fake. Zero. That truck did look fake. It's looks fake. That's Grand Theft Auto fake. Holy fuck. None of it's fake. Zero. That truck did look fake. It's so fake. So it's real. That's real.

No, no, no. It's real. This is Grand Theft Auto. This is Grand Theft Auto guitar. It's like worse than shit. Real. That's true. Look, you know what this is like?

Have you guys ever used those treadmills that have the run this course thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can pretend that you're going through nature. That's the helmet that you're wearing. That guy was not moving. That guy wasn't moving correctly. He was not moving. My God.

How are you guys actually dying on this hill? This is so weird. I know that that's fake. I can't tell who truly believes what in this room. You guys have never seen a futuristic city like this. They've never seen a high-def video. What is this? I know in my heart your thoughts guitar. Oh, that's Doha This will be there. That's a video of it next

Real compare it's real. I don't think that's real That guy's real that guy All the guys and all the girls in those videos, they're way too ugly to be fake. It's just real. Why are we debating this? I'm confused. Who here says that it's real?

Oh, no, no, no, no. I was certain it was real. They're mixed real and fake. It's mixed. It's mixed. It's all real. Specifically for It's mixed. It's mixed. It's mixed. It's all real. Specifically for conversations like this. Multimedia.

I think it's all real, and I think you guys are insane. They are insane. No, it's like a hidden Easter egg meant to just fuck with your mind. There's one building that looked like it was computer generated. The beginning of the video looks very fake. Tequila from Zah. Oh, yeah. Does anyone else really do this?

I can't. I can't do it. I've got some things that I have to do. Fake. Where I can't have. Fake. He's not moving normally. I'm allergic.

You have real PFTs in Qatar right now. I'll do one. You've got to wean off alcohol. I will do one. Oh, you should fill up your stomach and then puke it back up. I'm actually okay. I'm good. But tell me if this is paranoid because I'm planning my trip, right?

So I think I'm going to go buy an entire new backpack, an entire new suitcase just in case. I've been on a lot of trips to a lot of places. In case I have any small amounts of drugs that have fallen into the cracks of my old luggage. If I have brand new stuff, then I know that I should not get Brittany Griner. Yeah, that's a good idea. Yes. Yeah. A little irrational, but.

It's a little irrational. Probably not even smart. No, but I get it. It's like rationally irrational. No, I would do the same thing. And like, peace of mind is worth any dollar amount. Agreed. There you go.

Agreed. Put that on a t-shirt. That on a t-shirt. Yeah. That would be a best seller with the Barstool logo on it I would want to meet Anybody that bought that t-shirt Because I know I'd be able to kick their ass

Can you move your like And that was my presentation Oh you fucked us up Turned out great What do you think? You know it's real right? Are you joking? What?

What are you doing? How fucked up are you? I'm on Kate's side 100%. He's right next to Stevie. I think they've mixed real and fake to get us to this. They did. It's just all real. Oh, the beginning of the video was so fake.

Oh, boy. That way the first person move is not normal. I'm just trying to decide what zone I want to join. That's a 4K video. I do think it would be. There's no motion blur. Zah ruined the show. Zah ended the act.

Zah ruined the act. Is this a YouTube video? It should be. In the comments, everyone's going to talk about how real it is. So I've never been in the city. I was in transit in Qatar. However, I've been around Dubai. It looks like this, so this looks real to me.

Yes. What's the title? Fake Qatar? Yeah. This is just like a very high-def camera, and I don't think you guys are used to things off motion blur. Yeah, we have those right there. Okay.

But yeah, my one and only Jeopardy. Something's not right. Wait, is it real? Yes, it's real. Are you guys going to cede with silence or apologize? Is anyone doing the shopping? I'm not apologizing for shit.

I could probably be swayed that it might be real. It's just real. I have a day. After the World Cup, I'm going home. I have a day in Qatar. I can go live. Why does going live matter? We don't have to prove it.

No, I believe that's what it looks like. You guys trying to hide something? Oh, yeah. I believe that's what it looks like. I think the video is not real footage. I agree. Thank you, Sass. I think it's like the real specs, but I don't think it's real.

27% those are the real people. No you, Sass. I think it's like the real specs, but I don't think it's... 27%. Those are the real people. You're all... No, it's real. Wait, what are they saying about the brain cells in the room? Report. I am right. One for me, one for Kyle. I think they mixed it.

I think they did a mix of it. That broke me so bad, so congrats. You guys legitimately pissed me off, and I like you less. All right, should we tell them, Kate? You might as well take this angle. I mean, we were fucking with you the whole time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We were trying to see if you guys had something.

No, they're fucking with us. We've been trying to get you guys to fold this whole time. This is our version of Melty, so fuck you. If we're faking it the whole time, you know this is a double prank win for us. We've been trying to get you guys to fold this whole time. This is our version of Melty's, so fuck you. If we're faking it the whole time, you know this is a double prank win for us. You just got... Let me fix your beret. You look ridiculous. Now you do.

Alright. Shot of tequila? Yes, we gotta do it. Anybody? Cheers, cheers, cheers. Come on, Seth. Come on, Sass. Come on, Nick. I don't have one. Nickelback. Oh.

Nickelback. Can I do a plum brandy? I'll do it. I'm in. Okay. Woo. Ah. Ah.

Oof. All right. Should I do my presentation? Ah. Ah. Need some French bread? I really despise the taste of that. Wait.

Why was that Zah's liquor? One of his other two? Zah just stopped the whole show. He was like, I don't really have a presentation. Zah brought tequila and a moral quandary and expected us to continue the show. It tastes like stones.

We can't hear you. Something's wrong with your senses, Kate. Yeah, Kate. Are you pregnant? I sure hope not It tastes like stones It tastes like stones What the fuck does that mean? Do you know what I mean?

That might be the least tasted thing in the world Like when you were a kid and you'd fill your mouth with pebbles You were thirsty This seems like a rock to anybody else? LeBron actually said that his daughter tried wine and was like, Daddy, it tastes like rocks. Thank you. LeBron was proving that one, he gives his five-year-old wine,

and two, he also gives his five-year-old rocks. I have tasted stones. Yes, I've tasted stones. I know exactly what it tastes like. Thank you. And Francis, you're a wine guy. Don't certain wines kind of taste like stones and rocks a little bit? Well, don't they say stone fruit?

Are you a wine guy? I don't know where she came up with that. I feel as if you're a wine guy. You're stereotyped. Don't put me in the wine bucket. I don't know if I'm a cheese fan. Oh, we're doing cheese. I'm having a ton of fun.

Do you eat the rinds of your cheeses? What? Some you can, some you don't. I don't have enough cheeses to know. I have French bread as well. Can we watch Kyle punch through one? Do you want to punch through it? Oh, that cheese is really filling up the air.

I learned that from Dexter's lab. The tiny cheese. Home alone. And we want some cheese and some French bread? Sure, I guess. I have three baguettes. I already started eating one of them. I want one so bad.

Wait, can we watch someone kick their punch through one? Oh, my God. That was almost a big mistake by me. Got it. Insane sass. What is this? Pepper in the middle of this one? I don't know. I just said

give me some French cheese and that's what they gave me. Smells a little farty. Oh yeah. So my teams are France. Oh that's good. Belgium and Ghana. This one cheese is so good. This one is like so melty.

It just... Yeah, the non-blue is so, so good. I grabbed the blue. The non-blue line, I mean. We're due for a chug. Try that. It's so good. Whether it be beer,

whatever, Che made wine. Do we have more wine? Yeah, oh yeah. Yeah, wait, can we... Oh, there goes the knife. Have some more wine? I love the World Cup.

Oh no, my... World Cup's my favorite tournament. My tomato drink spilled. Any more wine cups? I have hard-boiled eggs in mine. Hard-boiled eggs in mine as well. They fit perfectly. Are you passing the red wine down?

Yeah, here you go. Sorry, I'm being so annoying. French baguette is so good. It is, when it's really fresh. You guys think something disastrous will happen at the World Cup? Not like tragic, but... Jesus Christ. Disastrous, but not tragic.

It gets all fucked up. Like a terrorist? They're already screwing up the sponsors and the alcohol. Oh, yeah. I mean, the thing is Budweiser paid $75 million to sponsor it, and now they're pooling the beer. But I feel like Qatar will just pay them on the back end and be like, here you go, don't worry about it.

And I think that's literally what will happen. All right, so I have French bread, French cheese, French wine. What about French kiss? Belgian chocolate, which I guess is good. You want a French kiss? Yeah, what if we did that? You caught me at French kiss, Nikki. You pushed the mic away and were just looking at me.

Big jam. Yeah, if anyone wants some jam. We need a chug first. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. A gulp for. I'm drinking wine. Cheers.

Cheers. Vive. Cheers, cheers. Vive la France. Cheers. Hold on. I'll see. I sent my presentation to TJ.

Whenever I see someone in the city walking with a baguette. So this is France. They know what they're doing. Exactly. This is France. We're going to take a virtual tour of France. Come on. Get the fuck out of here.

Fuck you. What? This is France. Okay, this is real. This is real. This looks real. This is so much more real than the last video. It's crazy.

This is actually fake. Stop it. Is this in Unreal Engine 5? Okay, TJ. The last video was like 2D. Oh, this is a virtual tour of France. This isn't even on GTA's level. No, I have...

Ghana is my third country. So, I had a little issue today. I forgot the password to my computer. It's happened to me a couple times in the last What? That sounds like you need to probably check Get that checked out I forgot my pin to my debit card like six months ago

That sucked And I forgot my password to my computer this morning And are anyone else's hands shaking all the time? Anyway I did a presentation But I had to do it on my phone So I downloaded MS Paint for my phone So you'll just have to bear with me

This is Ghana Ghana A presentation by Big Cat This is all by my phone Trying to figure out the typeface Okay Next slide On a flag

Pretty good I did that myself That's pretty good Next slide. On a flag. Pretty good. Pretty good, right? Yeah, I got it. I did that myself. Yeah. That's pretty good. I like the shadow. I like the shadow.

It's a good effect. I didn't know how to get it off. Yeah. I was like, it was just odd. Like, what the fuck? I want the regular letters. Nope, shadow. Okay, next slide.

Gone a flag if Fasoli was the president. Yeah, that's right. Honestly, that may happen one day. Could happen, especially after this presentation. Okay, next slide. That's me not being able to get into my computer. I was so confused by this. No, this is me trying to log into my computer.

It locked me out for 15 minutes at a time. I was just sitting there very frustrated, very annoyed. Next slide. You not just have... This is me and Pete talking. How do you forget a password you type every day? I don't know, Pete. I'm an idiot.

Notice he did spell the word every wrong, so who's the idiot? Yeah, who doesn't have an iPhone? Who's the idiot? That's what I'm going to say. Who's the idiot, Pete, idiot that's what i'm gonna say who's the idiot pete you piece of shit okay next slide are you supposed to eat the the black part or the the crust you can eat both so i wrote this presentation last night so i was able to put it in here by yeah what you got anna by big cat don't want to read i can't really okay here we go k don't want to read. I can't really. Okay, here we go. Kyle, you want to read that? Kyle, my vision is getting worse by the day.

We're fixing that. We're in the process of fixing that. Ghana, officially. Yeah. Okay. Want me to read it? West Africans

on the Gulf of Guinea and the Atlantic. Read it. Hey. I wrote this. Read it, Kyle. Okay. Can you not read?

God damn it, Kyle. Can you not read? What is that, pal. Can you not read? What is that? Wait, it abuts? This is a serious issue. It abuts the Gulf of Guinea and the Atlantic Ocean to the south, sharing borders with Ivory Coast or Cote d'Ivoire in the west, Burkina Faso in the north, and Togo in the east.

Ghana covers an area of 238,000 kilometers, spanning diverse biomes that range from coastal savannas to tropical rainforests. If you can click some of the hyperlinks, can you click any of the hyperlinks? No, it's a picture. Okay, never mind. All right, next. Like F minus reading. Okay, never mind. All right, next. Kyle. Like, F minus reading.

Yeah. Okay. Whatever. I mean, I'm just being honest. What is that? That's an eagle. The national symbol. The tawny eagle appears on the coat of arms of Ghana.

I didn't know there was eagles outside North America. I thought that was like a North America bird. That's a tawny eagle in Ghana. Pretty good, right? Ghana loves nest tea as well. Really? Yeah. How do you know that?

Everybody loves nest tea. Oh, fair. Especially Ghana. Next slide. This is something I wrote. I blogged on Barstool. Not a squad, a strong one, but a lack of- Heavy ass trigger finger with the drop shadow.

Topkeeper could be disastrous. This is a blog I wrote. Go click on it. Gab and Jules have high expectations. Did you make that man look like you? Yeah, I tried to put him on the top. My fingers are too fat. Couldn't get all the way into his face.

Check out that blog. It just dropped. My World Cup preview for Ghana. Okay, next slide. A joke. Hey, Brandon, are you going to say something racist today? Brandon says back, does a day end in a Y? Shut up, bitch.

Fancy ass. I couldn't get it off. What do you want me to do? I couldn't get it off. It's 3D as hell. Is that real? That's real. It's an actual conversation. Then last slide. The end. Pretty good.

Has nothing to do with God. Two Mark Davises. Look at Brandon's tiny ass middle part. We need to submit that for smallest middle part. I didn't even realize that was Brandon.

Jesus. Was that a joke haircut or was that his real? It was real. Oh man. That's when his wife did it. She just had to stand too far away

because she Right. That's it. Apologies for getting locked out of my computer I did get back in Like five minutes before the act That's good I'm back Okay, who's next?

Steven, you want to go? I have to pee I don't want to miss anything You don't like to miss anything. You don't like drop shadow? No, it's a crutch. It's a crutch. I couldn't figure out how to get it off.

I liked it. What country do you have to go to if you lose? France. Oh. Yeah. Oh, it smells like parvin yeah. Oh, it smells like parven here. Oh, it's the French cheese. It's the French cheese.

Cheese and seven hard-boiled eggs. And all seven hard-boiled eggs is Tommy's ass. And then we've all had like eight separate different hard alcohols.

Speaking of, boys, how much was this wine, Big Cat? $250. Wow. Oh, Big Cat? $250 total. Oh, wow. It's very good. It's very good.

I just said give me the most expensive French wine. Do anything for my homies. How many presentations do we have left? Three. Jay, KB, and Sass. Mine's pretty short. Mine went more with the Big Cat style. Oh, what?

I got locked out of my computer. You know what I mean. I got locked out of my computer. But I actually don't know how to send mine. That's kimchi. So I did a couple things. So the drinks in front of you. Sass, you might enjoy it because you're a Bloody Mary guy.

It's a Caesar. TJ, you can start the... What is this? This is kimchi. So I went to South Korea for food, and most of the famous South Korean dishes are stews. Here you go. Oh, wait. Was that – that was the Bloody – that was what you're –

It's a Caesar. So it's the Canadian version of a Bloody Mary. It's very good. It's very similar. It's a little spicier. A little spicier. It has Worcestershire sauce in it, and it has clam juice in it, which was kind of the secret ingredient. You can use it.

Is that from Tommy's mom? Oh. Steven, you brought some clam juice? Twice a week. It's harvested twice a week. So, Sass, on the screen right there, are those the ingredients of a Caesar? Very good. I actually prefer it to the Bloody Mary.

She shipped it all the way. What you gave us earlier? Yes. Okay, that was good. What is this? That is kimchi. You got to try it. Cabbage.

It's good. It's very good. It's pickled cabbage with kind of a spicy. It can be a sealer meal or it can go on stuff. Oh, okay. It's good. You'd like it with your eggs and stuff. Can we watch back what Tommy just did?

Yeah, what did Tommy just do? He made a very athletic move to save me from knocking over everything on my table. Okay, so, Stephen, Canada is the drink. Canada is the drink. A Caesar. Yep. Kimchi is the dish. South Korea, the main dishes were like stews.

That's not really like a shareable thing. So I got that from Koreatown, which is a couple blocks away. Authentic kimchi, very good. And my presentation is on España. Ooh! You even have the list. Here's Tommy's move. Oh, Tommy. Let me see. Oh, wow.

Oh! That's the best I've ever looked. Looks like Ashton Kutcher. Yeah, he does. He does. Alright, let's talk Spain. Are you eating that whole chunk of bread? Give me a piece of that bread. Look like Ashton Kutcher. Yeah, he does. He does. Are you eating that whole chunk of bread? What? Give me a piece of that bread. Selfish ass, but I... Okay, so Spain,

surprise to me, the fifth largest country in the world. What? Wait, what? Yeah. Wait. Spain is the fifth largest country in the world by population. Who's... No, it's not.

Oh, by population? No, it's not. Oh, by population? No, it's not. Oh, no. Oh, my God. Oh, no. I can't stop laughing. We're getting puss and nickel back tonight. Oh, my God.

You're covered in it. Oh, no. Overshadowing Che's disastrous error. Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick. Now that was real. That was real. That was real, bro. What is that?

What was that? Oh, Steve's fucking clam. Oh, clam. Tommy's mom just nutted all over Nick. Went in Portugal. Oh, my God. Just that fuck was so deep in your belly. It smells so bad in here.

It smells. I just got a nickel back. I just came back from the hospital. Oh no, no, no, no. Oh no. You owe me $75. Oh no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

That's going to stay. What happened? There's like a Mr. Bean skit gone wrong. That was outrageous. I have legitimate tears in my eyes. Holy fuck. My stomach hurts for laughing. I'm crying.

Nick, you could have had a worse two minutes there. Yeah, I can't be on your side. That video was fake. What happened, bro? Six little pieces of clam all over his corduroy. It's so gross. My God. I don't know what to do.

I know. Mine spilled over here. You have created like a landmine. Oh, okay. You spilled the water. Oh, no spilled over here. You have created like a landmine. Oh, okay, you spilled the wine. Oh, no. Holy shit. There's a huge spill over on this side.

How much have you guys been drinking? A lot. A lot. Not a lot of wine. That's going to spill. I'm going to get a garbage can. Let's do a cleanup. I don't know what to do.

Jay, continue your work. Oh, great time to sell our new sweatpants from the Barstool store. These are pretty nice. We've planned this all along. I don't want those. I'd rather just be stained, I think. Human is showing up to the concert just in clam-stained corduroys with a beret. Oh, no.

That escalated quickly. This will never come out of the carpet, by the way. Yeah, no, this carpet is done. There's two huge spots of clam juice. Tomatoes, clam juice on the carpet. To be fair, it's mostly tomato juice. Red wine. There's some clam juice in it. Red wine. Okay, well. No spills over here. So KB was attesting the fact,

which may or may not be true. I read it on the internet, so who knows. Oh, okay, Just your phone. Okay. That's probably for the best. Yeah. Spain, the fifth largest country in the world based on population.

That can't be true. Maybe Europe? Based on population. It's the fourth largest in Europe. So you think there's only one other country in the world bigger than outside of Europe? Population. That's not true.

We have the stats. India, Russia, China. Wouldn't even be close. Yeah, wait. Maybe he's not here, so let's just pretend that what I read online was accurate. No, but I would be surprised if it's even within the top 20. Spain's largest export is... Yeah, I would probably say like 38.

Yeah. Spain's largest export is cars, which I didn't know. I looked up all the car model makes. I hadn't heard of any of them. Like what brand? Ones that I hadn't know. I looked up all the car model makes. I hadn't heard of any of them. Like what brand? Ones that I hadn't... Very foreign. I'd never heard of any of them in the US. Main religion is

Catholic. Their biggest import is crude petroleum, which I don't know what that is. And they're at plus 900 to win the World Cup, which is the fourth favorite in the whole tournament. It's not bad. Not bad at all. TJ, we can move to the next one.

Famous Spaniards. Okay. So lots of... The wheels are falling off. Big Cat, you look like an annoyed French janitor. That's just... These kids with le petit basketball. Did we interrupt your presentation at all?

No, I'm going. He's still sticking by the fifth largest population. Yeah, that's absurd. I read it somewhere. They are the 30th largest population. Top five. 30th. He said it was the fourth in Europe and fifth in the world.

Country. Country. Country. I know. But like India. China. China. United States. CJ just fact-checked that there's 30th in the world.

Brazil has way more. Wait, that's not close. 30th and 5th is not close. Another fake president. I wonder what you read. You saying close is the craziest part about that. All right. I mean, I'll say it's real.

You can say it's fake. All right. Famous Spaniards. We've got some very famous artists. Pablo Picasso, Salvador Dali. Wait, isn't Picasso the one that everyone... He was alive in 1982? Yes, he died in, I think, 1976.

That's crazy. Actors and actresses, Antonio Banderas and Penelope Cruz. Famous athletes, we got Rafael Nadal and Pau and Marc Gasol. They're both from there? Yes, yep. Brothers. And, of course, Vega from Street Fighter 2. Yes. Very good

character. I wouldn't say very good character. I just said it. Okay. Mallorca. Wait, Che, I'm sorry. You started with it's the fifth largest... No, no. It's 30. It's worse. It's 30 and then

he said close enough. Wait, where did you get that? I don't remember the website. I definitely read it. I pretty much copied and pasted all the facts. How did you have been like fifth? Fourth largest in Europe, fifth in the world. Sixth largest in Europe, 30th largest in the world.

You didn't read that anyway. You said sixth largest in Europe. All right. Maybe this is an outdated stat. Starts with the letter S? But yeah, like, yeah. I have no idea. I don't think it's fourth in Europe either.

No, it's sixth. Okay. What's one in Europe? Germany? Russia? Oh, yeah, Russia, yeah. Mallorca. I like this.

He's just powering through his fake news report for any of my fellow 60 minutes stands we did a there was a report from Mallorca shout out

yeah wait I didn't know you were a 60 minutes guy yeah I like 60 minutes fans yeah is that where you get most of your news

pretty much exclusively at Schefter at Schefter no the smell in here when you're walking. It was so bad. So bad. I came back from the bathroom and I...

Yeah, come back in. It's like a slap to the face. It's just stinky cheese and every... Lamb juice. It's all the worst odors. We're going to get a blinding email on Monday for sure. Yeah, but this is what the world smells like, guys. This is it.

So Mallorca, they did a piece on there with Rafael Nadal, which is where he's from. Look at this place. It looks awesome. Wait, can I ask you a question? Has Schefter ever been on 60 Minutes? Not that I'm aware of. Your brain would explode. I mean, it would be.

That's where all your news comes from. I would love to get behind the scenes of Schefter and how he came out by the Denver newspaper, of course. Can you acapella our theme song? The intro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like 60 Minutes. A little zesty. Yeah, I hate 60 Minutes because it's the end of the weekend.

It's a good place to get news and very nice feature stories. I like this. It's always great when I get a little. Scott Pelley is my favorite guy when I peel back the Che onion just a little bit more if it happens on 60 minutes Che will be walking around telling people about it

if I'm being honest it makes me feel pretty smart alright let's go next one my Erica looks awesome 9.5 hour flight looks very nice I don't think I'd do that though and it can't be direct I just looked it up and there are no direct plates.

Interesting. Next slide. This is the next slide. What? This is the next slide. I can't hear him. This is the next slide he said. It's not on the screen. There it is. That's my bad. Fun facts about Spain

They have the world's oldest restaurant still in existence In 1725 El Restaurante Botin opened up And it's still in business That's kind of crazy That is cool Very long time The average life span is 82 years

I'd like to see John Taffer go to that place. Can you ask Stephen to not touch the mic? It looks like the website looks pretty modern. Can you ask him not to touch the mic? Don't touch the mic, is what I was saying. Oh, sorry. The average lifespan is 82 years. Pamplona hosts the Running of the Bulls, which I feel like most people know about.

An interesting tradition, on New Year's Day in Spain you're supposed to eat exactly 12 grapes for good luck in the new year. Maybe 12? Probably 12 months for the year, I would assume. Oh, maybe. He did say maybe. And Spain also produced the world's first stapler.

Wow. Nice hit, Nick. That's a nice cold fact. I think there's one or two more. Spain eats right, so their eating schedules are wild. So you do breakfast at 8am, then there's a morning snack at 11.

There's a pre-lunch drink at 1.30. Lunch is at 2pm. Then there's an afternoon snack at 5. After work drinks and tapas at 8. Dinner at 9.30. And then late night drinks at 11. That's a good day. I just don't know that the whole country is doing that.

I think that's like tourists. I don't think that's like a day-to-day thing, but I think that is an acceptable schedule of when. You don't have to opt into those every day. But that is typically when those things happen. It's exhausting. That's a lot. That's a very full day. So some of their main dishes, paella, of course, in the top right.

Sangria is also Spanish, the wine and fruit and hard liquor. And we got some churros and Nutella dessert, very common dessert. Right. Go to the next one. What'd I miss? And we got some churros and Nutella dessert, very common dessert. Oh, pesos. Right. Go to the next one. What'd I miss? Steven trying to claim that it's the fifth most populous country. And then we looked it up and it was 30th. And he said, close enough.

And then he's like, well, it's the fourth populous country in Europe. And it's actually not. It's the sixth. He's been proven wrong at every point. Somewhere on the internet, I directly copied and pasted. Where? Info Wars. Like, how do you find that?

Can you find it? I don't think you can really find that. I'm sure it had to be one of the first results. I didn't go too deep in this web. That's how I got fired. Anyone? Some Belgian chocolate? I'll take a Belgian chocolate.

Ooh, I also got a treat I'll bring back right after this last slide. Is it wet? No, but it is yak-themed. Ooh. Yeah. Spanish national team, quick overview for anyone that would like to bet. I made a custom URL, barcel.link slash Spain World Cup, plus 900 on the Barcel Sportsbook.

They are the number four favorite. My blog was better than I wrote on Barcel. Yeah, that's true. Yours was definitely more in-depth than that. They're made up of six FC Barcelona players, Gavi and Pedri, 18- and 19-year-olds, and the captain, a 35-year-old Busquets. Zod can correct me on that. Busquets.

Of course, of course. Sergio Busquets. Then they got this 20-year-old who two years ago was the most exciting youngster in the world, and their coach. The most exciting youngster in the world. And their coach. The most exciting youngster in the world. I won that award in 1998. Most exciting youngster in the world. Trent won that in Iowa.

So this one's for TJ. They're coached by Luis Enrique, who's going to be doing live streams on Twitch in between games for fans. Whoa. So that's pretty cool. Very cool. Yeah, and he's going to be talking to them, interacting, et cetera. And then, so Spain uses a style of play that's very unique.

It's called tiki-taka, which is basically dink and dunk. So they're going to pass a lot, control the time of possessions, and shoot less frequently. But they have a lot of very skilled midfielders from FC Barcelona, so they're going to control the ball. Fewer shots on goals, but good shots on goal. They're the fourth favorite, so I like them. It sucks to watch, right, Zaha? No. The tiki-taka.

The description for tiki-taka. But do you like watching it? I don't like watching it. No, no, I love it. I love it. You do? I'm a purist.

I'm a purist, bro. I feel like they just pass it so much. Yeah, but it's like pinball. It's cool. If you could watch them shoot the puck. If they're so skilled. You know what will make you appreciate it? Try to do what they do.

Oh. Well, I mean, you could say that for anything. Any style of play. Or any shoot. I would appreciate Josh Allen if I tried to throw it 60 yards. No, but didn't you bang it in at Wells Fargo? I saw you bang it in at Wells Fargo, no? Pause.

Pause. Pause. Pause. We're banging it in. Okay, fine. Maybe I'm wrong about Tikitaka. I just know what it is. They just don't score a lot of goals.

It's a Drew Brees offense, so they're accurate. Thank you. Dink and dunk, yeah. But, I mean, it's effective. Drew Brees won a lot of games. It's a Drew Brees offense. So they're accurate. Thank you. Dink and dunk. Yeah. But I mean, it's effective. Drew Brees won a lot of games. It's the Spurs offense. Passing. Yeah. Yes. Totally. Yeah. I mean, Spurs

scores. Daza, did you think of Spurs? I think he's talking about Tottenham. Tim Duncan, my favorite player of all time. I'm talking Manu Ginobili, Tony Parker, Boris Diaw, Tim Duncan. I like this part of the act when we all get drunk and we're just having like six different conversations. Marco with a check. And so I got another food item that was in a Korean grocery store.

But I thought of you guys. I'm going to get on my desk right now. I think you'll like it. So wait, what? It doesn't have anything necessarily to do with the country. Okay. You just got a friendship dessert. Very unique.

Friendship dessert. Is it wet? It's busted up. I'm eating another Serbian dessert, by the way, just for me. It's soaking wet again. It's coconut and chocolate. Eat that into the mic. Look how wet it is.

Ready? Here we go. I just keep on pulling pieces of clam off me. Oh, gross. No, no, no. That's not as wet as the time I did it, though. That was wetter than that. My dad fucked my mom.

Call your mom right now. Just ask if she's good. I'm not going to do that. Call her and ask if she's good. Ask'm not going to do that. Call her and ask if she's good. Ask what number of pants she's on for the day. This tux fitting is going to be a mess. I have to go. Oh, God.

Okay. So, TJ, if we could do just a name wheel of everyone on here. Sorry, I didn't practice. Oh, no. This is a punishment? Are we going to I didn't practice. Oh, no. This is a punishment? Are we going to have to eat yak? Oh, no. So, it's a double Ritz, but a double chocolate Ritz.

Oh. That's not bad at all. Maybe, maybe not. Does Francis know what a double Ritz is? I mean, double Ritz you don't really want, but it's different. Yeah. I don't want to. I think it sounds good.

That'd be good. So, wait. Let's get first spin chewer, second spin chewer. Are we going to do the double Ritz with it? Have. That'd be good. So wait, let's get first spin chewer, second spin chewer. Are we going to do the double wrist with it? Have to. I'll chew. I'll chew. You will chew.

Like Oreos. It's like chocolate covered pretzels. Punished. Damn it. Yeah. That was definitely lying. Punished Damn it Yeah Lying about that Cutter video Fuck I'm gonna watch that

Cutter video later tonight Jay what Dude you didn't need this I saw it at the grocery store And I was like wow They make different kind of ritz Let's just eat them No

They're really good But I mean This is really good. But, I mean. This is really good. Did I have to eat your double Ritz? You will double Ritz. You want me to double Ritz on the chocolate

or eat the chocolate and double Ritz on the Ritz? I want you to, you will double Ritz. Double, chew up the chocolate. I will. No.

It's going to be so wet. That was like the worst answer you could have given. You had two choices. I'm good. It's going to be like liquid KB in between two worst answer you could have given. You had two choices. I'm good. It's going to be like liquid, KB, in between two reds. Yeah, I can't. No, I know what I'm doing.

I want the chocolate regurgitated. I hate doing this to you. I hate it, too. Don't do it. Yeah, yeah. No, I forgot about this. No. No.

Not doing it. I don't think anyone enjoys watching it or seeing it. Yeah. Why did I think I had to? They're good, though. I didn't know this was a thing. All right. Great presentation, Stephen.

Great presentation, Stephen. Thank you. I love the factual inaccuracies. It made it kind of fun yeah I mean a 95% still pretty good right I would like to find the website that has it as the sixth most I'll look for it it's like the onion yeah please

try to find that all right sash you want to go oh yeah I have a video but I don't really know how to get it to TJ because seems easy as I didn't really know how to get it to TJ because seems easy I didn't really do a great job okay that's fine I'll start off with some fun facts okay Croatia

that's what I'm doing oh wait because I have my food well we're not going to even eat this anymore what is it? fish and chips but it's been sitting here for like three hours that's what smells so bad we got fish shit oh shit but it's been sitting here for like three hours. That's what smells so bad. We got fish shit. Oh, shit.

What is that? I had fish and chips this entire time. Yeah. Why didn't you say so? It's good fish and chips, too. It's expensive. I want some. Oh, man. Pass that around.

Sass. Yeah, fire it up. You should have told us. Oh, it's leaking. The bag is wet. Leaky fish. The bag is wet. More wet. Sass, You should have told us. Oh, it's leaking. Bag is wet. Leaky. Leaky. Bag is wet. More wet.

Sash, you should have told us. Oh, it's in a little box. Dude, it's actually looking. Wait, what's that for? England? This is for England, yes. That's hilarious. You just had that sitting in there.

Oh, they got a little biscuit in there, too. That looks good as fuck. That does look good. Good as fuck. Good as fuck. Did you get it near here? You have to. That does look really good as fuck. That does look good. Good as fuck. Good as fuck. Do you get it near here? You have to... I should have the camera.

That does look really good. Francis. Very crispy. Here, pass this around, KB. I snuck my tequila shot into your wine. Have you not noticed? Oh, no. You got dosed, bitch.

You're for real? Yeah. Oh, fuck. Are you for real? Yeah, 100% for real. No, you're not. No, I'm for real. You didn't notice?

I haven't noticed. You can see my little white hands sneak in there and pour it in before the spill. I did not notice that. Do we have a video of the spill? It's too bad. We have a video of the wine spilling, I believe. Yeah. Which is good.

That was like a Three Stooges scene for a second there. It took one of me, though. It split it very quickly. And then I got some white wine. It does look pretty good. I like capping things off of the white wine. Yeah. It took one of me, though. I did it very quickly. And then I got some white wine. It does look pretty good. I like capping things off of the white wine. It's nice. It feels classy.

This is for Switzerland. I want to say in Switzerland, they drink a lot of brandy. That whole area seems brandy. Sure. Wasn't that the country you're supposed to study? No. I did my presentation on Croatia.

You dumb bitch. Anyone want any white wine? You can tell this would have been good a while ago. I know, right? Well, it looks good. That one was my starter try. I don't think it says good. I think I put too much of...

It was a strand of hair from your shirt. Real big green strand. Man, I can't really... Oh, that was so good. So good. Go back. Look at Nick. Good.

Yeah. Nick. I'm covered in clam. A brand new Villa sweater. Was it Owen or Rowan that dropped the Heineken? Oh, my God. It just popped straight up. How do you not taste that tequila? I don't know, man.

Maybe it pairs well with a good red. It all kind of tastes, everything sort of tastes the same now. Sorry, the bottom of his glass fell off. Everything's extra funny to me. All right, Croatia. Croatia is home to what once was the smallest town in the world. Wait, what? Hey.

Nuh-uh. In terms of what? What? What does that mean? Is this one person? What the fuck? Nuh-uh. In terms of what? Wait. Is this one person? It used to be the smallest town. Not anymore. What was this?

What the fuck was this? The town was called Hum. H-U-M. And the population was 17 people. It had to be smaller than that. Right. How would you... Yeah, like, one person just living out in the woods, right? I guess it would have to be...

You gotta get town, but I don't know. Yeah, maybe that's right. All right. I'm assuming it's right. Okay. Sure. It's online. Yeah.

This is how we got... This is how we're walking around with Spain being the fifth biggest... Croatia is the third largest country in the world. Fun fact, Game of Thrones was actually filmed a lot in Croatia. Dubrovnik. They do the tour there. Can I see a picture of that place? King's Landing is in Croatia.

Yeah, that's Dubrovnik. That's where they did the shame walk. Can I see a picture of that place? King's Landing's in Croatia. Yeah, that's Dubrovnik. And that's where they would do the walk, the shame walk. Oh, Dubrovnik? Yeah. Croatia seems like sunny, right? It is. Oh. They've got some old cities.

Oh, thanks for mentioning that, Kate. It's actually, I believe, I think it's the sunniest place in the world. What? It's on here. They have 169,000, 62,000 minutes of sun a year. Well, I didn't know that. I would never have guessed. We're not against Croatia. We're on some way by the equator. S Well, I didn't know that. I would never have guessed. I would not have guessed Croatia.

Run some way by the equator? Zass, you better hope you lose. I would have thought like the Mojave Desert. Wait, wait. Right. I feel like somewhere in Africa or... Just tourism. What does sunniest even mean?

I guess it's different than hottest. I would have thought close to the equator. Least clouds. Are all of you hoping you lose except for... No, I think it just means they have the most amount of sunlight. Google says USA is the sunniest country in the world oh yeah croatia was second croatia uh croatia has more than 1200 islands oh okay yeah go on is this gonna be the whole the whole time, it's not just the place in the U.S.

Oh, what is the place? Yuma, Arizona. Okay, that makes sense. I think the sun is out the most amount of time. Okay. It's out for a long time. I don't know if it's the most. It's Mediterranean, sunny.

All right. I have my video. Adriatic. Croatia's capital is Zagreb. It used to be known by the name. KB, do you know what the old capital was? Isn't it Croatia? It's like across the bay in Spain, that big split.

Right? Zagreb. Zagreb. We see a picture of where Croatia is? It's across the... I have it in my video. I got to just... It's across the...

Should I just text it to you? It's across the Adriatic from Italy. Oh, Italy. That's what I'm thinking of. Maybe you should just text it to him. I did. It's North Bosnia. I mean, you started by saying,

I don't know how to get this to TJ. Well, because I tried to email it to him, but it wouldn't send. Yeah, yeah. Croatia is supposed to be awesome. Oh, I didn't know that's where Croatia is. It's supposed to be beautiful, too. Yeah.

It's shaped like a C, kind of, even. Yeah, good point. Thank you. Sitting on that one for years. I got a message that Star Wars The Last Jedi was also filmed in Croatia. What's going on with those little islands over there? You said a thousand

islands. That's a lot of them. I've been to Hvar a couple times. Awesome. Same group? What made you return? Same trip. that's a lot of them i've been to havar a couple times how's that awesome same group that's your same trip same trip were you just traveling around yeah we used to go on a trip every summer me and my friends you guys must have been monsters it was great is yacht week worth the money yeah we didn't do but we would go during yacht week but those people stay on boats and by day three they're fucking miserable so it's

on my bucket list but i don't know if i want to you should just go where they're going and then get an airbnb because you don't want to be living what happened to the trip noted uh what happened on that trip no no yeah no something bad i just oh no I'm saying like you said you used to do the trip. Oh, we kind of grew up. People got girlfriends, wives. Ah, I see. We don't do it anymore. Hummer. We'll see.

We'll see. We'll tear a friend group apart. Seven years ago. Oh, man. Eight years ago. Do you ever think about bringing it back? Not really. Yeah.

No, it's fun when you're single. I mean, you're meeting people from all over the world. Yeah. Dutch girls. Ooh. The Dutch. If you ain't Dutch, you ain't much. This is a dumb question, but I'm sure it's the same with guys,

but travel in the world, do you know these ladies are a certain way and these ladies are a certain way? I don't know. No. Does that make any sense what I'm asking right now? I think that what ends up happening is like everyone's just on vacation and nobody gives a shit nobody cares yeah i watched a girl break her leg though what we were going to this place called i think it was

called uh carpe diem was the nightclub and it was on an island you had to take a boat ferry over to it off of fava and the seas were rough and they were just dropping people off and a girl stepped off the boat and it was like the landing dock was this big block of cement and her leg went between the boat and the cement and it broke broke her leg she was screaming and then they brought in like an emergency boat to pick her up and take her away like they didn't want people to see it because it would have ruined the whole night. Did it ruin your night? Well, we were leaving. That wouldn't affect me at all. Really? I would close

my eyes. It was gruesome. It was a compound. The bone came out. She was screaming. Bone came out. Yeah, it would affect me a little bit. It was bad. Scorpion. Okay, so wait, what's this?

Oh, this is Croatia. Did you make this? Oh, yeah. It's pretty good, man. It's pretty good. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck yes. I actually made the song, too.

Yeah. I love this. This is sick. We've still got more. It's a beautiful country. I want to go there right now. Wow. Whoa.

Oh. Yeah. Yep, you have to. Yeah. Okay. Oh, that's Croatia. That's the war. Some kind of war.

Oh! That's that again? Is that a double? Is that a double? Okay. Did you really... Hell yeah. Did you pick the song?

Yeah. What a song. I kind of want the ID of that track. Thank you guys. I made that on the subway ride over here. Love that. Yeah, that's the iMovie. Generic. I think that one was called Hype.

Ani, what's up? Ani, travel expert. Been learning about the world. I think that one was called like hype. Oh, Ani, what's up? Ani, travel expert. Been learning about the world. I'm heading out soon. So. Where are you leaving? Sunday night. Whoa. So maybe see you in a couple weeks.

Maybe see you in years. You want a shot of Kilo before you can't get one again? Yeah, sure. There it is. And here's the little cup. The little cups are me. I will be drinking at the World Cup. I just, are me. I will be drinking at the World Cup. I guess I won't be drinking at the stadiums anymore.

Yeah. Wait, so where are you going to drink? The hotel bars? The hotel bars. I got someone in Qatar to pick me up two handles of Jack Daniels. Oh, you guys are not coming back? There's no way you're coming home. This one's going badly.

Donnie, we almost died in Orlando. Yeah. But then, you know, I was fine in Iraq. I think I'm just like the more mundane place I go, the more danger I'm in. Yeah. Yeah. All right. That's so funny.

There's tiny little shot glasses that I got. I watched Donnie's whole Serbia trip and it was such a You are so good at what you do I do have to say A delight Wait for him to There it is

Thank you It's good And there's also plum Serbian plum wine Oh yeah if you want some Serbian Randy Yeah I didn't drink any plum wine Thank you Tommy

I will Not gonna drop the recipe I don't want it at all here's the shot glasses right here don donnie what would you realistically give your chances of getting in trouble at um what's your definition of trouble uh not not even arrested uh ticketed reprimanded getting kicked out of leading footage. Your phone checked.

Deleting footage is, I think that's probably what we're at the most risk of. Yeah. I mean, we're not going as journos. We're just fans who happen to be vlogging. But, yeah, I mean, when Michelangelo is pointing the camera at me and I'm talking into a mic, it's going to look shady. So I'm not going to try to focus on the negatives. I'm not going to be filming

migrant camps over there. Have you thought about bringing one of those little tiny cameras that you have? Are you bringing one of those? I'll have one of those for sure. I'm actually going to the Serbia Cameroon match. I'll be pulling for

Serbia. Who has Cameroon? Brandon Oh, shit. Yeah, so I'll be pulling for Serbia. Thank you. Who has Cameroon? Brandon. Yeah, Brandon. Okay. Who else? What other games are you going to? All the U.S. games.

Okay. Wow. All of them? Yeah. No, there's only three, so I'm going to their group phase games. Yeah. That's pretty sick. And then I'll be heading back.

You're going to see French Montana. Yeah. November 24th. We're seeing French Montana in concert playing at a beach fest. I'm glad.

I'm sure. And where? In Qatar? Yeah. In Qatar. He was on part of my take, right? He was.

Yeah. You heard Popeye's during it. Yeah. Just ate the whole time. The interview. Yeah.

I remember you wouldn't leave his van. Oh, that was for the pizza. Oh, yeah. Pizza review. Yeah. Well, God bless. I remember you wouldn't leave his van. Oh, that was for the pizza. Oh, yeah. Pizza review. Yeah.

Well, God bless. I'm happy you guys are learning about the world. Yeah, I know. It was good to know you. You basically know more than you now from these presentations. Mm-hmm. Did you know, guess how, in terms of ranking, the most populous countries where Spain is?

It's got to be. It's definitely not in the top 10. That's where you're wrong. Spain is fifth. Fifth. Did you know my parents fucked in Portugal? I did know that. Everyone knows that.

Spain is the fifth most populous country. Steven, do you have the proof? That's not true. No, Steven just said it was, and he was like, I saw it on the internet, and then we looked it up. I did see it. I'm looking for it. The city was real, but I mean, Qatar is just brand new, like all the building stuff. So I can understand why it would look a little fake.

I thought the people looked fake. Everything looked fake. They only built a public transportation system for the World Cup. Oh, shit. Yeah, everything is just new as fuck. So, yeah, that will tend to look fake. Yeah, it was fake. It was fake.

That was nuts. Yeah. Good luck. If you lose and have to go to Serbia, it's not a bad place. I watched the whole series last night i got kicked out of a club there but like i fell off a couch and you hit a bunch of hookahs yeah so you'll be fine uh a lot of cigarettes and a lot of splavs aka river houses that i'm sure you'll have a blast in i kind of want to go okay perfect all right well if you need any tips

let me know here's donnie all right thank you, if you need any tips, let me know. Cheers, Donnie. All right. Thank you, Donnie. Good luck. Safe travels. Get home safe, pal. Yeah, we love you. I found it. It's the last we'll ever see that guy. Yeah, he's done.

Yeah, he's done. He knows it, too. He knows that's it. So on Spain's Wikipedia page, and this was my fault. I did this very late last night. Spain is the world's 52nd largest country. Wait, what? Europe's fourth largest country.

I must have read incorrectly and typed fifth. They spelled it out. In size. Fifty seconds. Fifty seconds. I thought both of those were still wrong. But it still says it's Europe's fourth largest country. I thought both of those were still wrong. But it's still Europe's fourth largest country. I'm talking about area, like size.

This is per Spain's Wikipedia. Got it. 52nd. So you weren't wrong. At 505,992 kilometers squared, Spain is the world's 52nd largest country and Europe's fourth largest country. It's some 47,000 kilometers squared smaller than France.

We got to get those 40 kilometers. There you go. Okay. All right, KB, your last stop. Okay. Food. American. Oh.

The most popular American restaurant's food in the country. Subway. I mean, you're probably not going to eat it. I got Zaw's favorite sandwich and my favorite sandwich, if anyone wants to try. What's your favorite sandwich? Zaw's is, am I wrong that it's meatball, sweet onion, and sauce? Oh, he's right there.

No one's going to eat that. He wasn't even here. By the way, he has three beers in his hands that no one introduced during this whole thing. He's got his own. He's in his bag. Own alcohol. He said he doesn't have them. I just found them.

I wasn't going to go in there. Oh, what are those? I think I got your favorite Subway sandwich If you wanna eat it in front of me Is your favorite sandwich What's going on with the bag KB Really struggling Mr. Crinkles Tommy you've been quiet man What are you thinking about?

Jay, watch. This is what I meant to do. Say about this. I don't think any of them know them. He's nervous about the tux fitting. He's brought it up a lot. Zah just didn't realize he was wrong. What are you going to show us, Zah?

I had to bring my own dress. It was cool. Show us, Zah. So, low party trick. If you don't have no opener, you know, beers where I come from, there ain't no twisty tops. If you don't have no opener, you grab this one. You do a, I don't know how you call it, lever.

It's a lever. I don't know what the physical concept is. Lever, pivot, lever. Okay, okay. Go with lever. Boom. Nice. Okay, okay. Go with lever. Boom. Damn. Nice.

Now what about that other beer? Yeah, now you're... Oh, he put it back on. Did that work? Oh, shit. God damn it. All right. There we go.

Wait, hold on. You bang it. Oh, there. We haven't figured out. There we go. I'm sorry. I didn't realize my mic was on. Sorry.

I'm sorry about that. You're good. I do like to imagine. I always wonder if they're just having separate conversations. They're probably watching. Zod, don't beat yourself up about that. Zod, you want one of your favorite treats? Me?

Talk to me, Kate. Which one? A sandwich with meatballs. Which one, Subway? Tell me you got me. Tell me you got me flatbread. With meatballs, sweet onion sauce. Oh, bro.

Are you fucking with me right now? Because I don't know how you roll. I fucked up. I forgot it was flatbread. Ah, less of that, brother. Less of that. It has to be. Oh, shit.

That's a non-negotiable. It has to be. I understand. I understand. I want to do it. He doesn't want that shit. Now, you also enjoy a little bit of tuna on that, correct? Stop.

Not from Subway. Okay. Wait, wait, wait. Time out. Time out. What? All right. I just got garbage that I'll throw away. What did they say when you asked for tuna on the meatball?

Kyle, you have to eat it, man. You got tuna on the meatball? No, then I got my go-to sandwich, which is simple. It's tuna with some stuff on it. We're not eating. It's us. Wait, you actually have the meatball sandwich? I do, I do, but it's non-negotiable. It's not with some stuff on it. We're not eating. You actually have the meatball sandwich? I do, I do, but it's non-negotiable. It's not for you.

Oh, let him get a bite. Is there tuna on it, Kyle? No, but I got a tuna sandwich, too. Can I get a bite? Yeah. Put the meatball on? Wait, Zod, did you say that you do put tuna on it, but not from their tuna? Yeah, wait, do you bring your own tuna on a meatball? You bring your own tuna? You bring your own tuna?

No, no, no. I've searched your Twitter and you've said this. No, no, no. I've said I've loved the meat. Trust me. I know myself. I know. I'm sorry.

I've been with myself for 32 years. I just saw a tweet where you said meatball, sweet onion, and tuna. Well, tuna is my other favorite sandwich. On the meatball one, it's meatball, sweet onion. I get red. It has to be red onions. Not the regular white onions. And tomato.

Get it right. Donnie just texted me there was a Florida kid jailed in Saudi Arabia for a tweet that he sent when he was in Florida. Donnie's fucked. I actually think Donnie will not come back to America. I truly believe it.

Yeah. Wait truly believe it. Wait, and tuna. So tuna's a separate sandwich. Wait, you actually had it? Well, I didn't get the red onions, no flatbread. I thought you were kidding. Yeah, it's cold. That's alright.

Cold never killed nobody. I'm sure it has. Who's going to break it? Here it comes. Wait. He missed the door. He's tapping Rudy up. Rudy's so hot.

Oh. Oh. What? What are you doing, dude? That was so weird. Do you think this is a trap? What are you doing? Hip-toeing around.

It's like we've crossed a higher dimension. No KB? What? What? What? What? He asked if I think it's a trap. Oh, yeah.

It might be a trap. Okay, okay. I wouldn't do that. I feel like I crossed a visual plane or something. All right, let's bust this out. I won't even do fun facts. Get your phone out. You're going to text me an answer.

Okay. It's easy. Just follow the rules. It's Welsh trivia. The closest to the correct answer gets a sweet treat. The farthest from the answer gets a dog treat. Okay. Here we go.

Christian Bale, born in Wales. Okay. Here we go. Christian Bale, born in Wales. Yeah. What is the discrepancy in his weight for his roles in The Machinist and American Hustle? One, he was at his lightest. One, he was at his heaviest. What is the discrepancy in pounds? Text me now. Texted.

Texted. Texted. Texted. I have no idea at all. What? Okay. Texted. Come on.

Okay. Okay. Ami said 120. 8, 62. Francis, 68. Big Cat, 115. Nick, 85. Lil Sass, 123.

TJ, 151. Zaw, 68. Oh, wow. Me and Zaw, same. Correct answer, 118. Tommy is the closest. Oh, wow. It means the same. Correct answer, 118. Tommy is the closest. Wait, what about me? What did Tommy guess?

God damn it. Hey, what did Tommy guess? Oh, you were three off. He was four off. Furthest was Kate with 62. Kate, get your dog treat. You know what do I get? God damn it.

Can you just throw it? It's a Reese's treat. Tommy gets a sweet treat. It's a sweet treat. Kate gets a dog treat. Let's throw it over here. Okay. Are we doing another one? Oh, nice.

Hell yeah. That was fun. You catered dog treat us, Pez. Yeah. Yeah, I guess. Save us the pain. Go ahead. I've had worse.

Okay. Oh, look at it. It's so thick. That's a dense-ass dog right now. That's an enormous-ass, dense-ass dog tree. That's very thick. The microphone was invented by a Welsh man, David Edward Hughes. In what year did he invent it, the microphone?

Text now. What year was the microphone? Was it What year was the microphone? Was it what year was the microphone invented? Microphone. I'm so bad at this. This is going to be so awful. So bad at this. I'm pretty bad at it. Not so bad, but I'm pretty bad.

I have no idea. You may have just fucked yourself. It might be so bad. I can't even break it. I feel like I'm way off. I feel like it gets too early. When?

Don't say don't sue. I just threw out the doctor. It's in the 30s. Okay. Tommy, 1929. Little Sass, 1924. Big Cat, 1902. Tommy, 1929. Little Sass, 1924. Big Cat, 1902. Francis, 1906.

TJ, 1935. Nick, 1913. God damn it. Steven Shea, 1951. Oh. 1912. The correct answer. It was Kate. Probably the earliest one.

Kate, 1824. Oh, my God, Kate. Probably the earliest one. Kate, 1824. Oh my god, Kate! Who's 570? Not me. Not an idiot. DJ? Must be a random yak guy. I know. Oh, fuck.

Did that guy win? What was his guess? You probably googled it. Wait, call him. He was still wrong. Call him. The correct answer. What was his cat? You probably Googled it. Yeah. Wait, call him. He was still wrong. Call him. The correct answer is 1878. Big Cat was the closest.

1902? Yeah. Stephen Che was the farthest. Oh, Stephen. Dog treat. Stephen, come get your treat. What was the year? 1878.

Wow. Damn. That's a lot earlier than I expected. Yeah, me too. I thought it was just going to be somewhere around 1926. Next question. NBC was founded in 1926. Thank you.

Sweet treat. How many Olympic medals does Wales have total? Oh, boy. This one is going to be gold, silver, and bronze. This could be zero or a thousand. I would have no idea. I guess. Fuck.

I feel like I'm way off. As long as I'm in the middle, I'm okay. Yeah, right. I don't know if I'm in the middle. This is the hardest one we've had. I missed the question. How many gold? How many medals?

Any kind? Does Wales have in the Olympics? Oh, I thought gold. That question didn't help me at all. Yeah. It hurts you. You would have probably been better off just sending a random number. Yeah, just a random number.

Yeah. Really. Now I'm off. Now there's so many random numbers. Well, we can just tell you what we have. We have all our numbers saved. Yeah, we can tell you what we guessed. Yeah, what did you guys guess?

13. I guess 7. I said 34. 53. Oh, I did 30. I said 260. Oh! 15.

Medals of any kind across all Olympics ever? All Olympics. What are they good at? I have no idea. There have been a lot of Olympics. Like horse stuff. Like in the summer they have horse dancing. The answer is 65.

Oh, shit. And what? 53. Can you read some of the wins? I'm eating a dog treat. Dog treat. All right. Eat up. These don't look treat. All right. Eat up.

These don't look good. All right. What's the next one? The very thing. More questions. What percent of whales population is white? Whoa. Say it out loud.

92. 83. 87. 99. 99.7. I. 99.7. I would say like 91. 95.6. Oh, I won.

Let's fucking go. Retreat. You lost. It doesn't matter. Tommy said 87. That's how many we lost. It's closest. I was closest.

Someone said 83. That was me. They're not bad, these dog treats, by the way. It's like jerky. How many more we got? 80. There's a few. Why did I eat the treat if no one else did?

Nobody else has treats. I faked it. I thought we had to eat it. This is for the room. There are four times the amount of this animal than there are people in Wales. Sheep. Hint. Bah.

Sheep. Yes. Yes. Thanks for the hint. Yeah. Sheep. Roald Dahl is Welsh. Children's author.

Is that true? True. What year was he born? 1899. 1915. 1906. he born? 1899. 1915. 1906. 1911. 1908.

That's what I said. Big Cat, one off, 1916. Oh. I know my Roald Dahl shit. Witches. Catherine Zeta-Jones is Welsh. What? Yes.

Born in Wales. How many Instagram followers does she have? I'm going to go 13 million. Oh in Wales. How many Instagram followers does she have? I'm going to go 13 million. 14 for Sass. Tommy. 4.5. 6.1. Big Cat. 2.5. 2.5 million. Shit, I fucked this up.

879,000. 7.2. Zah? 200,000? Yeah, 200 for me. She's old. Zah? 200,000? Yeah, 200 for me. She's old. 1.9. Zah, you get the dog treat. Mika, you were the closest.

4.3 million. How tall is the tallest building in Wales in feet? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Feet? By a lot. What did you say? By like multi-millions. Oh, yeah.

I couldn't name the city in Wales. How tall is the tallest building in Wales in feet, Sass? Can I go meters? No. Oh, fuck.

I don't even know how tall. I think the Empire State Building is like, what, 1,400? Yeah. All right. Wales?

I'll go 1,500. It's taller than the other. Okay. 900. I'm going to say 950. 1,300. Let's go double digits.

No. 315. 550. And the Bazaar, TJ? 420. Tallest building in Wales. I'm going to go meters. I'm going to go, what, there's 30 meters.

There's 30 feet in a meter. So 100 times 30 is 3,000. I'm going to go 3 grand. 3,000. I'm going to go 3 grand. 3,000 meters? Is that the math? You did it wrong. The answer is 106 meters or 351 feet.

Whoa! Isn't that exactly what you guessed? Can anyone name a city in Wales? I can't think of one. Swansea. Cardiff. I own the football team. Oh, yeah, I guess you do. Yeah.

Oh. No big deal. Silence of the Lambs starring famous Welsh actor Anthony Hopkins. How much did it do in the box office in dollars? $112 million. $200 million. Like opening weekend? $75 million.

All time. Oh, all time? $230 million. I'm going to go weekend? 75 million. All time. Oh, all time? 230 mil. I'm going to go 304 mil. I'm going to go 500 million. I say 178 mil. Francis? I said 230 million.

I said 112. Nick gets it. It's 351 million. Whoa. Wow. That did really well. I'm sure it did. It sure did. How much did Christian Bale weigh for the Machinist?

He weighed 101. 197. 105 pounds. 148. I'm going to go 113. I'm going to go 118. 167. 115.

No idea. Francis wins 120. Let's go. How tall is he? How tall is he? I think he's pretty tall. That's absurdly low. I thought he was short.

Oh, okay. He looked awful. He's like 5'9". What's the premise? I've never seen it. I'm like 4'5". He went from that to Batman Beans and it was nuts. He gained 60 in like a week.

For the Batman, right? He just had like American Oswald mixed with melted ice cream. Yeah. Ew, what? I'm putting my adult braces back in. For the machinists, he apparently ate every day. The only thing he ate was a can of tuna and an apple for like a long time. Wow.

Damn. Holy shit. Holy shit. Ugh. Oh. That sucks. Hmm. Is that the last question, Kyle?

Yeah, that's it. Oh, okay. Can I give you guys a chapity? Yeah. Yeah. So it's in relation to Qatar. Oh, you were going to do

it. Yeah, that's what I did. And then we got stuck up on the fake and real. Can I time out real quick? Can we put the happy World Cup music back on? Yeah.

You know what I'm talking about? The music that just finished something. What that song Shakira did for the World Cup. Oh, it wasn't good. You mean K-Naw?

Oh, K-Naw was awesome. That was a good song. Was that the song that he did? Oh, yeah. Waving Flags. That song was awesome. It's called Waka Waka, I think. That's what Fawzi Bears...

That is a... Fawzi Bears catchphrase. Okay, thank you. It sounds like a pick-me-up. So for my chip-a-dee, I had Qatar. Right? Yeah.

So the answer, I'm going to tell you the answer, guess the question. I'm an aircraft guy. Benghazi is the answer. It's about planes. Hillary Clinton? Yeah. Wait, the answer is just Benghazi? Yeah.

And the question is about air? About planes. About Qatar Airways. Not just planes, but Qatar Airways. What country did Hillary Clinton leave U.S. troops in? Nope. Benghazi a country or a city? I have no idea. It's a city in Libya.

Gaddafi's last flight? No. It's where city in Libya. Gaddafi's last flight? No. It's where we had the embassy that was overrun. Busiest airport in Africa? So I don't know if this is true. I don't know if this is what I got, but it doesn't make sense. So the question was, what Middle Eastern destination was the first place that Qatar Airways went to? It was Benghazi.

That's cool. Awesome. That's a good one. It don't add up. Wait, why doesn't that add up? It should have been closer. I would have guessed Abu Dhabi. Abu Dhabi or Dubai or...

Have you ever flown Qatar Airways? Oh, yeah. They're double-deckers. I did it for my honeymoon. That's why I wore it. Really? So... Oh, no. No, I diddeckers. I did it for my honeymoon. That's why I wore it. Really? So, so.

Oh, no. No, I did not know that. I have really good. That's why I got the outfit. Zai, are you familiar with Kuwait? I feel like that's. I have not. That and Qatar is the same to me. So, I've done Doha.

I've done Qatar and Dubai. I haven't done Kuwait. Bahrain? No. Bahrain is pretty much just military bases, is it not? Yeah, a lot. Were you ever in Bahrain, Kate? Layover.

It's like the last place you see the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders before. They're like, maybe you'll die. Oh, really? Like, hey, and then you go. Wow, that's very Heart of Darkness. It's very Apocalypse Now. Yeah. When they brought the Playboy Bunnies out for the troops in Vietnam.

That's the way it rolls. That's crazy. Wait, the Broncos cheerleaders will be okay. If they bring out Dallas, you're probably fucked. Really? They'll send them everywhere. Yeah. Tough news. It's wild. I actually am excited for the World Cup. I will be watching at least

some of the games. Not in the whole. not in total. Wales and U.S. Is that the first one for U.S.? Monday, yeah. I think it's on at 1, right? I'm actually going to root hard for the U.S. The U.S. games are primetime. They're not 6 a.m.

It's primetime there. They're not 6 a.m. They're not 6 a.m. It's like 2 o'clock is Monday's game. Dumb question, but are they playing them here at the office? Where are we? Yeah. Yeah.

Is that just a bracket we have in there? Yeah, so it's got all the group stages on the outside, and then we'll fill in the bracket as it goes. Very cool. I really just wish they had done this in the summer. I don't know. It would all die of heat exhaustion. I understand, but the World Cup is in the summer. I don't know. It would all die of heat exhaustion. I understand, but the World Cup is a summer thing.

I'm with you. I think I'm going to win. This is not football. Yeah? Argentina. I'm going to bet on Argentina. Are you? Yeah.

I hope for an underdog. It's for you, bro. Messi's still playing. Yeah. All right. Well, that was a great yak, everyone. That was very fun. Very educational.

Good laughs. One of the top three longest live yaks ever Oh really? Is that a true fact or is that a chase fact? That is a true fact People will still say I cut it short One million X episode is the longest ever Live

Oh yeah Way too long Four hours Four hours? What are we at now? Wait our case races weren't longer? They weren't live Oh

Gotta thank God Thank God How long were case races weren't longer? They weren't live. Oh. Gotta thank God. Thank God. How long were case races? They were like four hours. The first one was four hours. The second one was way too short, and that was the issue. The second one flew. Just watching it.

Yeah. All right. We'll see everyone Monday. Have a great weekend. Yeah. Get cleaned up. Yep. Yeah.

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