The Yak - The Worst Of The Yak Talks Fan Art, Old Geezers, Shepherd's Pie, New Year's Eve And More...

Episode Date: October 2, 2020

The Worst of The Yak (Brandon Walker, KB, & Nick) sit down to talk the introduction of getting stuck in Cool Guy Kyle, Brandon dressing like Big Cat, The Chap Man, Brandon Walker's fan art, our oldest known listener, Bill from Milwaukee, and we've got special guest appearances by Big Trouble Ben Bishop, Nicco and Gino. Stay tuned til the end for an all-time story from KB not hear anywhere else about a Facebook message he received at 12:01am on New Year's day when in college!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/barstoolyak

Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. This is actually the antithesis of the best. I would say that we are all tied for last on this show. The best of the untalented part of the Yak. Best of the Yak, worst of the Yak. That's what the subhead is on this one today. What a hell of a week, boys.

What a week. Seems like we have a lot of... I feel like we say that every week, but boy, was it this week. This one just hits different. This one was built different. You know? It was built different. I love when things are built different. It's different from other things.

Let's reminisce. Reminisce with me, if you will. All the way back through the whole week. You know what? Fuck it. Yeah. We should start on Monday. Let's slide back to Monday. Every story has a great beginning, and ours is Monday. What was that?

What? What'd you say? This is exactly what we were actually going to get into. What are you saying? But there you go. There y'all go again. I've noticed that you're stuck in this voice. Yeah.

What voice? You serious? Dog. It's not even when you talk to hot, hot girls anymore. It's anybody. What do you mean? You talk to everyone as if they're a hot, hot girl. Pause.

Don't tell me to pause. Don't tell me to pause. We should pause. We should pause and go into the clip of Kyle talking like this. Pause. Kyle, send us in. This is your clip. Y'all motherfuckers are clowning again.

Let's just, yeah, run that shit. KB, your jets. Yeah. Yeah. That's a dumpster fire, bro. He wants to get this rant off his chest. All right. Yep.

Go for it. They're still in the doghouse. I thought Le'Veon would have saved the bell. Keep going. Saved by the bell. This is the bit that you prepared that you wanted us to cue you up for? You asked us to set you up for this, dude. Y'all are clowns and you're clowning on me right off the jump, dude.

Right off the lunch pad off the rip you've told us to set you up for your Le'Veon Bell joke and I can't believe that that was it of all the jokes Steve was getting ready to clip KB's epic Jets rant

Steve you don't chill right this second God damn Jets fan has reached his last straw. Y'all on some other shit today. Starting off early. God damn. How about babies all... They're always reaching straws, KB.

What voice are you doing? Has he been doing this? Yeah. Yeah, he has been. Like, outside of work, he's just been cool. Yeah. Went out last weekend and, well, sit some bars and tried it and...

It worked? No. No. No. It was a mixture of like, wait, what is that? And please stop. So exactly what's going on right now? Yep.

People think you have brain damage when you're talking to them in the bar? I like the persistence. If you just keep going with it, eventually we're going to have to give up and be like, well, do we let KB, like, do we keep KB as a friend or do we,

and let him do this voice. But real shit, don't try to play on me when I come in here. We're all at once. At a certain point, that'll become normal. So you are the-

That's what Dana did. You just start doing it for content and then it becomes your actual personality. Right. So you're the catch me outside chick. Pretty much. Again, y'all are fucking play.

You guys are honest about this shit. What is it? I'm afraid you can't get off one. That's my biggest fear. You're stuck on one. He's permanently stuck. Perma on. I need you to talk without it

just to prove that you're there. Are you there? Are you in there? Yeah, I'm good, guys. You are in there? Yes. Promise? This is me.

Well, I was, in fact, clowning. You were. I was clowning. Yeah, you always clown. You're weak, Brandon. Actually, now that we listened to it, it just sounded like Kyle. It just sounded like Kyle.

It's ingrained in me. That's the real him him that's just kyle that is the real kyle actually is just a cool motherfucker now y'all still on this shit speaking of identities we had an identity crisis on monday brandon you uh i don't think this is an identity crisis i i know what you're trying to set up this is kind of bullshit you came in looking like another man on the show no no you know okay yeah let's really spice this up because this is the reason why probably 82 to 87 percent of the people even click this podcast yeah this is the behind the scenes okay so for this man for big right so let's talk about right and i believe this might have been his only episode this week maybe he was on yeah that was it so so big cat accused me of dressing like big cat i don't

dress like big cat big cat like wears tie-dye shirts and light color jeans and jordan ones that's bullshit i don't do that no that's definitely different than what you wear all the time um no you uh you have your look. You have your own fresh look. Can I just point out that we were on the Yak a few months ago, and I said, should I get some Jordan 1s? And you guys all said yes. I didn't. We said that as a fucking joke.

I definitely. You said that. I ran roast game on that. On that concept. Who just wooed? That was me. Oh, nice. You ran roast game?

I did. Something about old grown men trying to... Well, if I get in trouble for it, why can't Big Cat? He's 35. I roasted both y'all. Both yins. All right. Let's turn off fuck mode, would you?

Okay. How do you... All right. That's how you power down fuck mode. But yeah, I say we jump into that and hear you two have a little tiff. A little tete-a-tete. Is this your clip? Here's the clip.

You're good. How much time do we have allotted today to talk about Brandon's new jeans? He's mad. No, I'm not mad. You're the light jeans and Jordan's guy. It's shocking what Brandon, put your shoe up, what Brandon Walker has done. Oh, you rockin' those. And just casually being like, do you guys like my new jeans and shoes?

Yeah. And he specifically asked his wife for lighter colored jeans. Here's why that happened. My wife bought me jeans a few months ago, and I loved them. They're great. They feel good. But she bought me two pair, and they look exactly alike alike so it looks like i wear the same pants every day i said give me one that's a little different so i can wear she said those are true religions i said

these are buckles why is it a bad thing i mean like trent has made an entire brand off of wearing buckle bad no no no you pluralized it like a... Yeah, so I don't know. I don't want to wear the same pants. You are wearing the same pants as him. No, I don't want to wear the same pants every day. And I had taken... You know, I took some gruff on Twitter when I had the Jordans picture and I was wearing the dark jeans.

They were saying, hey, you should wear lighter jeans. I was like, okay. So I told my wife to give me some lighter jeans. You thinking about growing a mustache? Mm-hmm. No, that That's no. Wearing your new Grateful Dead shirt tomorrow? I never listened to that band. That's the people who do it. They wear that

Iron Maiden shirt. The M upside down is basically a Wisconsin W. This is Mississippi State. This one belongs to me. It'll be the last thing to go, though. Everything else is gone. That wouldn't even look like a W. I guess the only thing that I have left is I don't have dandruff like you.

That's not dandruff. That's lint. You have a lot of dandruff. Shoulder lint? My wife likes to, she doesn't like to use a dryer. She likes to air dry it outside. It gets all this stuff on it. And then also your hair.

I have very clean hair. Your scalp is dry. Two hip-hop head moderators feuding back and forth. That's exactly what this is. You got the Laney 8s on, and what do you got, Brandon? I got these. These are the Sports Illustrateds. You guys look exactly alike.

I wasn't. Don't look at me. I'm looking at me. This is ridiculous. You told me to get the shoes. You told me to buy the shoes. No, did you really? Yeah, here on the show.

I said. Yeah, I didn't know you were going to get the jeans too. You don't own jeans. I don't, but it is remarkable looking at this. Aren't there like 35 types of at this. Aren't there like 35 types of Jordans? Aren't there like 35 iterations? He doesn't have these or he doesn't wear these. No, because those are the cheap ones.

Those are not. They weren't cheap. Those are the R.L. Steins. Are they the ones, though? Those are the ones you could go to any Foot Locker and get those. I was going to get the three. You could get those out of the East Bank calendar. I was going to get the threes and the fives and you said just get the ones. They go with everything.

That's what you said. Dark jeans. No, you couldn't. You're dressed like me. What about just getting a look, Brandon, and you just have your own look? I do the t-shirts. I do the t-shirts. I do the funny wrestling t-shirts.

Oh, man. I could try. I might just smash you with t-shirts. I'm 300 shirts ahead of you. You can't even catch up there. You think I could buy 300 shirts? Smash you. Just change your shirt every 10 minutes.

KB, we talked about a hero of yours that's right um the chap man himself the chapster rex okay yeah chapstick i feel like this will get misinterpreted by a lot of people he's my rex is my guy always will be always has been yeah um and what did i what did I say about him? There was no, it was all love. I mean, I don't. It was from top to bottom. All love.

Yeah. I busted his balls a little bit, but he's used to that. He was in the league. Well, this is it right here. Let's find out what you said. Rex Chapman to the principal's office. Rex Chapman. Mr. Chapman.

How about I just found out he's a grown man who was like an athlete. You didn't know that? I just assumed it was a 17-year-old boy. And he's an older guy. What a fucking dork that guy is. He's like 50, and he was in the NBA. He was at the dunk contest. His profile picture was a

younger black boy. Show some respect. Show some respect to Rex Chapman. Fuck him, dude. Nah, he's boy. Show some respect. Show some respect to Rex Chapman. Fuck him, dude. Nah, he's cool. He's dope. We're on him. He's sick. That dude goes mad viral. Mad viral.

For better or for worse, he's good at going viral. Rex. Does he have a wife? Rex, honey, you did it. Went viral again, honey. You did it. When viral, there's impressions. This dude only had 200 retweets when I found it. Now I have a hundred thousand on that video. Good share.

Rex chair. You're my favorite curator. Rex. Dude, that dude does more impressions than Langone. Dude, Langone, Langone Langone Langone

That thing He's an impression machine He's an impressionist It's true What does his fan base say Like dude he's good at finding I don't think you have fans when you're like It's like being a Buzzfeed fan

You're not a fan You're just a general... What is that? You're a general fan of the internet? You just like that the internet exists? You don't even acknowledge that? No, he just walked right by.

Does he fade on site? Who's that? Is he about to fade us? No, do we fade him on site? Oh, that's going to be a group decision. I hope not. I don't want to fade him. I don't either, but he just kind of... Yeah, he did not acknowledge us through the... He's probably busy.

I waved at him this morning when I walked in. And what'd he do? Maybe I had a mask on and he couldn't see. I talked with him earlier. He didn't seem to fade me. I didn't fade him. I thought he would be here. I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is.

Fade? Shooting the fade? Oh, so I just do a fall away. Yes. That's all I do. I'm talking to him and I just fake left, I go right, and I fade away. Pull up Jimbo. Blast off in their face. Yes. CJ McCollum.

Is that what he does? Oh, yeah. He's a real trailblazer. Crossover, crossover, crossover. Step back to freedom. Blast off in their face. Brandon's cramping. He hears blast off in the face and then blood rushes elsewhere.

I'm sorry about the jeans. I didn't know. No, you're fine. You're just dressed like me. You know, there's lots of new cuts of pants that are coming out. Really? Oh, yeah. I can see some capris.

Oh, yeah. Or gaucho pants. The other pair she bought me is darker. So I'll wear those tomorrow. What about those really flowy ones that are made out of tapestry material that make your butt look big? Those are fire on a bra. No, I'm saying on Brandon.

I'm saying on the Walkman. Are you talking about MC Hammer? On the big walk? Kind of. It's like MC Hammer-ish, but it's a thinner material, so we could see a full outline of your penis and your butt looks bigger. I'd like to see it. Every single jiggle.

Every jiggle of your penis. Big pants on the Lone Ranger. I wore sweatpants the other day and I had to wear my hands down all day because you see my dick. You see my penis. That wasn't a boner. It was just there. Saran wrap it. Saran wrap your dick. Is that what you do? Underneath the pants the pants kb what's your favorite rex chapman video dogs bro i love when he um remember that dude was like rap battling against his appliances

legend yes he got this white dude you wouldn't expect it coming from him it was a shock factor type element he started spitting bars in his apartment. He was going at different pieces of furniture. That was my favorite Rex Chapman joint. It's that one or it's that time Rex filmed that one. They had that

hick down south who did a Periscope live and there were people making fun of him. Was that a Chapman piece? That was a Chapman piece. They were calling him all kinds of names. And Rex was like, Dave.

Yeah. Rex. Rex, man. He's the best. Chapman nabs some of your shit too, so don't be... Yo, Chapman can have

all that shit. Yeah, the naked Pepsi bottle thing. That was Chapman. Oh, no. Chapman never nabbed me. He nabbed y'all. He has it? No.

He nabbed y'all. He even nabbed one of Nick's tweets he had an animation to one of Nick's like still images I can't do this voice KB I can't I don't know what to do I wasn't even fully in Rex Chapman fans their favorite like record you ask them their favorite CD they'll just say like now 3

the radio the royalty free if you're i need some fans like what about people who defend him they're like dude like he is a beast at finding yeah things that are extremely available yeah like the most available video super popular things he puts them together in one place. I do like that you're talking about this because I've had a group text with some friends where we basically have just talked about how he's done this for like six months now. But we get accused then of Barstool doing it. But I feel like the chat man, that's all he does. Well, he's trying to be a personality off of his account.

It's always like, I hate to feel good. Something great, the best thing you've seen all day on the internet. What do you think his method is? Obviously, he's just getting DMs, but what do you think he calls? What do you think he goes through and says, that's not for me? That's not the Chapman brand? Well, I think he sorted it out because it was like some faces of death elements early on.

It wasn't all like dogs and clowns. No, it used to be like block or charge like a dude gets electrocuted up on a ladder. Block or charge. While his kids are crying like, Daddy! Yeah, no, he's totally softened. He's also gotten heavy into

politics. I know. I see him. He's also gotten heavy into politics. I know. He went from delicately weaving to peppering. Now he's just making that part of his daily content. Right. He's doing Cam Newton gifs about gosh darn Trump's tax returns. Get out and vote. Stick to sports do we want to be if they're if like there are people who show up on election day and they're like

I'm here because I'm a huge chap head and he told me to vote do we want those people voting yeah let's suppress them just t-shirts that say Rex sent me I'm here for Rex T-Rex what is

Rex short for? King. Reginald. Rex short is king. Rex, what is it? It's a good name. What is Rex? We don't have our phones. Isn't it just...

Tyrannosaurus. Like Latin or Greek, right? His name is just Rex. i love that that's actually i kind of like him rex kyle you're wearing your sister's shorts today those are interesting no kyle looks cool as shit brandon it's going to be like give me give it two months you're going to be dressing exactly like that you think i'll just cycle down through everybody chameleon who would be like it'd be easy to dress like you i wear the same you wear the same thing every single day i'm a cartoon character i can't really get a read on kb i think kb just i mix it

up you just you wear whatever free shit's hanging around your apartment where it's free shit or he wears exclusively like very neutral beiges off white. I mean, like today, you're in a very current sweatshirt, a mixtape sweatshirt. Yeah. Your favorite color, no joke, is Irish cream. It is Italian cream. Oh, that's true. Yeah, one of my blouses from H&M.

It is Italian cream. Everyone assumes it is a prior white T-shirt that just has that sweat, permanent sweat stain. It's soaked in sweat. No, it's just my favorite color. And my kicks are Italian cream. It is a prior white t-shirt that just has that sweat, permanent sweat stain. Yeah. It's just my favorite color. And my kicks are Italian cream. And why do you gravitate towards that disgusting color?

I don't know. It reminds me of wealth, like an ivory tusk. Do you feel wealthy in those shoes? These Italian creams? Yeah. I don't know. You tell me. No.

Now, what's up? Everything looks dirty. All right. you're like gerald from hey arnold yeah yeah well or anybody could have hey you chose the one i look the least yeah if i'm a big cat right now i can start dressing like rome dress like rome maybe just like steven chay you can't i want you dressing like caleb because caleb is well though. Because Caleb is cool enough. Caleb dresses well, though.

No, Caleb's cool enough. He could walk in with like a scuba suit. A potato sack. Damn, he looks sick. Yeah. A ghillie suit. Nobody would think he's scuba diving. He's like, no, he's wearing that.

Yeah, that's so fashion. He has that kind of ability. That's the thing now. I don't know. I guess I'll just go back through the entire, yeah. A cape. Caleb is going to, yeah. We were going to get to their cloak up.

Why are you cloaked up, brother? You look like a Hufflepuff. I can't wait to get cloaked up. Nick just showed up once to my house, pizza'd up. And he tried to just play it off like he didn't even try to acknowledge it. He was pizza'd up. He was wearing a box? No, I was all pizza'd up. I was wearing a Domino's employee collared shirt.

I was wearing a Papa John's hat and a Pizza Hut jacket. There was more, too. There was more. I was wearing a lot. You were wearing the pizza bag. And you even had that car topper. I did. I was like, how did you get that?

You were like, eBay. I was addicted to eBaying pizza man apparel. You've got to dress for the job you want. Funny, this is the origin of the goddamn Nick. Yes. And this is still your latest Instagram pic. Yeah. You're pizza'd up.

Yeah, people just started commenting, Goddamn Nick. That was months ago. I know. Yeah, but that was how it started. That was the day I got all pizza'd up. I walked into Kyle's and he was like, Nick, you're all fucking pizza'd up.

And I didn't even really notice. Goddamn Nick. Yeah. Took fucking pizza'd up. And I didn't even really notice. God damn, Nick. Yeah. Took my breath a while. And we're still talking about it to this day. My style icon would have to be my dad. And I know I talk about him a lot. But where I like pizza, he likes, he's a fast food guy.

And I always like to bring that up. That's right. Let's go back to that. I think I've talked about it this week. Yeah. Yeah. So something funny, Ben. That's a good question.

Yeah, that's a really good question. My dad and I, you know, football was just like a bunch of dudes in tight pants. He didn't want me anywhere near that shit. But like, like what's like the straightest thing a man and his son can do other than ballroom dancing or things, things of that sort. He, he would always have me hang out with girls. Like my dad did a stint in beauty school so he could hang out with some chicks. He'd take you out for, for fast food burgers.

He'd take you out everywhere. He did always talk about hardy's uh he fucking he sure did the one in woodsdale the one down in woodsdale a lot of people may think of as carl's jr that was another thing yeah he sure did that sounds like you and i you and i have to talk later all right sure all right so that was that was a hell of a time getting raised by that straight-ass dad of yours you know it was just like everybody else's childhood except a little bit cooler well nick that was an incredibly hilarious on-the-spot joke that you came up with. Fuck no, baby!

No, that was my funny joke. Thanks, brother. Enough about fucking Monday. Let's go to that Tuesday. Very funny joke. Very funny joke that you came up with. You put it on the tee for me, Brandon. You set him up and I knocked him down. How do you come up with. You put it on the tee for me, Brandon. But that's what I do. You set them up and I knock them down.

How do you come up with something that fast? I read your diary. Motherfucker. Now, Brandon. You motherfucker. Brandon, you know what? You have a lot of the spotlight. You have probably the majority of the fans.

Of us three? Yeah, of us three. We're a lot more likable. Sure, yeah. You have Alejandro. I do have Alejandro. of the fans. Of us three? Yeah, of us three. We're a lot more likable. You have Alejandro. I do have Alejandro. I have fans out there sending me stuff, sending me gear, sending me fan art.

You have all kinds of fucking gear. And you guys, I don't know that you guys treated Alejandro the right way. We'll find out. Let's leave it up. Before we go into Alejandro, let's defend ourselves. We didn't treat him right because he was bad at what he did. He attempted to do a painting of you. No, he did a painting of me.

It was abysmal. It was bad. It was indecipherable. I thought... You look indecipherable. You don't even look human. You don't look human. Humanoid even.

In this painting, I guess he did you justice in that way. You look like one of the thumb people from Spy Kids 1 and 2. And I thought, since the painting was so bad. It was garbage. Let me reiterate. It was so bad. I thought that he did this intentionally. Yeah.

And you thought he did it with like an aura fit, like the paintbrush. I thought he did it with his teeth. I thought he, like a man who doesn't have control of his ligaments. He was in an accident or something. And I thought since it was so bad, he knew that it was bad. He responded in a way that made me feel like he. You're an asshole. He was trying to make it good.

And he was proud of it. And he was proud of it. And he shouldn't have been. It's at my desk was proud of it. And he shouldn't have been. It's at my desk. I love it. He absolutely shouldn't have been. This is what happened. So yesterday, I received a piece of fan art.

Did you see it? Yeah, it looked just like you. I received a piece of fan art. I don't know if you saw it, Kyle. I did. But it's a beautiful painting. And Alejandro in Houston sent it to me. And he wants to talk about it.

I went on Twitter yesterday. I'm glad he liked it. I'm glad he liked it. I'm glad he liked it. I loved it. I it's, it's hanging at my desk. I'm going to take it home and hanging above my bed. So,

uh, when I'm having pleasure time with my wife, I can look at it. Alejandro, I'm assuming you don't have arms. Um, how'd you dial in? Yeah,

actually that was, I've never painted before. So that was one of my, before so no keep going i mean i swear to god that was like my first painting ever i liked it i love it it's a good painting i appreciate you yeah no it was good did you get a chance to read my letter, Renatone? I did. I'll reach out to you on Twitter. We can talk about that.

So that's not really something for radio, but I saw it. I like the effort. I like everything you put into it, and I love the painting. And where is it going to go? You're hanging it up? It's going to my house. I want visitors to see it. What's your Venmo or your Cash App? It's just to my house. I want visitors to see it. What's your Venmo or your cash app?

It's just my full name. But I'm going to make y'all one for the Yak with everyone on it. I would pay for that. That would mean a lot. No, no, no. It didn't cost me that much to make it. Still, we will donate. I don't think anybody looked at it and said,

this cost a lot to me. This guy broke the bank. All right, Alejandro. Thank you very much. I appreciate that. You know how there's paint and sips? I think you went to a paint and huff gasoline before you did that. So there you go.

Alejandro did a painting. I hear that he might be having paintings coming for you, KB, for you, Nick. I honestly hope not. I'm trying to think what. I would rather get like a. I would hope it was covered in anthrax. I was just going to bring up anthrax. I would rather get an envelope of anthrax.

You're telling me if Alejandro sent you both a picture of yourselves, you wouldn't take it and display it proudly like I have. Brandon, you're a man that already looks like an abstract painting. I just knew when we got here today and it was just the three of us. Oh, I don't have to deal with Roan and Pitcat just talking shit about me the whole time. No, no. I just don't know how I'd handle it. Well, hopefully we'll find out very soon. Hopefully we do.

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In fact, I'm almost certain neither of you thought he was real. I kind of always just blocked that. Whenever you talked about it, I blocked it out. Yeah, I didn't really care. Because it didn't involve me. Exactly. Yeah, it didn't involve us whatsoever. But then when he came in.

Then he walked in. First off, I didn't know. Couldn't be more real. Oh, he loomed. I don't know know that's the right word his presence was incredible yeah he had an aura a big aura about him yeah he was a very large man six foot ten six foot eleven your eyes lit up oh yeah yeah my my entire body perked up and this was your first time you guys have had correspondence back and forth we have it's the

first time we'd ever met i i got a very confusing boner that morning. How do you think it went? I think it went great. We did some wrestling promos. He came on the Yak. We talked for several minutes. I think he enjoyed you guys. Did you see the tweet afterwards?

I sure did, yeah. And he said the three people he got most excited to see. It was cute. Yeah, he was cute. I mean, the three people were Kyle, myself, and Jeff D. Lowe. Those are the three people he was most excited to see. He's a man of eclectic taste. And Jeff D. Lowe was number one.

Jeff D. Lowe was number one. And you guys, two and three. I don't know. I was three. You were three? That's something I don't remember. Well, that makes sense. I would rank Kyle above you.

I think even you would do that. You certainly would. Well, I was a wrestler. That's true. In college. I wanted to get a piece of him so bad yeah just tussle around with him feel him up yeah you would love to just get your your paws on that boy just hand fight a little bit you think you could you think you could uh put up a little

i'd low sink now nah once you get in the singlet you would uh yeah did your dad listen to that show did he call you about it uh the big trouble men bishop show yeah he listened to somebody like it was his favorite wrestler your dad my dad's favorite wrestler was edge yeah i don't know why just kind of put me on the spot there yeah i don't know but you had that burger is the hard the Hard D's joke, so ready to go. Yeah, you're right. You're right. I actually thought you had something. Brandon, I mean, if you want to play the game of taking credit for jokes, let's do that. No, I don't.

I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that. It would be wild for me to take credit for your jokes. I only had one fucking joke. I'm not funny. I had one joke, and you took it. Well, fuck you. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. You're right. right no i don't think of it like that i will certainly uh i owe you one well you did my logo yeah it's

pretty sick my wrestling logo which i will be on the road with ben big trouble ben bishop very soon i'll be going to indie wrestling shows you're going to you're going to a back am i allowed to say i'm going to a backyard wrestling setup that is bad very soon it is yeah you'll do you're going to a backyard wrestling setup. That is badass. You're going to do something crazy? No, I think you will. I think somebody will beat the fuck out of me. They actually clobber each other. They're really soft.

I expect to get arrested. I don't know why. I just feel like if it's illegal in any way, then the cops show up. I'm the only one that can't get away. Do you think Ben Bishop is a fast runner? I would almost almost certainly i believe he would be uh he played hoops yeah he's in shape too yeah the vermonster that's what they call it they probably call every guy there who's over 5 10 the vermonst uh we talked a big trouble ben bishop this week now is the let me get it right okay let in Bishop this week. Now is the let me get it right. Let's see if you got this is the

back of your shirt. You know it. Earth shaken, pillar quaking, leader of the meat pop express. Earthquake and pillar shaking leader of the meat pop express. That's what's right. I got it. I got it. Did I not get it? You didn't. You said pillar quaking. You said earthquake and I didn't say it was. I don't know. I said pillar shaking.

I know my brand. I know my brand. It's okay. We got. I like your hat. You have a meat pop express. I got one. I got one for that. I don't know. I said pillar shaking. I know my brand. I know my brand. It's okay. We got it. I like your hat. You have a Meat Pop Express. I got one for you. Do you? Do you bring gear?

I got gear. I got it for you too, too. Hell yes. My two favorite people from Wheeling, West Virginia. This is unreal. My man's research. Believe me. We got some stuff to talk about from Wheeling, West Virginia.

Do we? Yes. I had an event in Wheeling a few weeks ago. Did you? Where did he go? There was about 35 people there. All the people there were probably from the same two families, but it's alright. They were good. Yeah. Beautiful city. Beautiful city. Hell of a

bridge. Nail factory. Nail factory. Biggest in North America. Did you go to the casino? I did not. Unfortunately, I couldn't get to the casino. Any square pizzas? You get a square pizzas on melted cheese? It was too quick of a trip. What was that strip club we used to go to?

Dangerous Curve? Dangerous. Did you go to Dangerous Curve? Dangerous Curve. See Whale Earnhardt? I got to tell the promoter, next time I'm wheeling West Virginia, he needs to show me the roads. He needs to show me all of wheeling, but just in a tiny little bingo hall, 35 people.

You can't get better than that. Really? Is that where you performed people. You can't get better than that. Is that where you performed? I think you can get better than that. Which one? Well, with you by my side. Yes, correct. We're going places. We're going to go places.

So this is Big Trouble Ben Bishop. He's an independent wrestler. He is seven feet tall. Six foot 12. Six foot 12. 15% of a metric ton. Don't do the math. I can do this.

You can work on that? Let's work on that. Let's divide by two first and then work backwards. You gotta add back half of two. You don't need to do it. It's 300 pounds. You're 300 pounds. Close. There you go. What do you mean close? That's what you told us. Don't lie to us.

There's this thing called lie to us there's a thing called the shoe there's a thing called the work okay i got it we're gonna be working all day here i got it working i got it sometimes we can shoot though we might shoot when we meet later but we'll definitely shoot could you okay on the air we'll keep working amateur wrestler pro wrestler yes you guys fight right now who wins i mean oh you're you're referring to me as an amateur wrestler that's what you are isn't You guys fight right now. Who wins? I mean, Oh, you're, you're referring to me as an amateur wrestler.

That's what you are, isn't it? Yeah, I guess you wrestled in college. You weren't paid to wrestle. Yeah. I can't let him shoot the legs. I would go low.

He would go low, go low, single. I would probably try to work with the crowd a little bit, get them against him. I would, I would go baby face. He would be the heel.

We established that. I don't think a seven foot can be the heel. We'd establish that really quick. I don't think a seven foot can be the baby face against a five foot eight heel. Brandon, they can. Why don't you work with us? We can make this work. Are you bothered at all? A wheeling initiative. Are you bothered at all that Big Cat and Roan

who try to approach you and get you to be on their team, with Roan Cat management, they're not here. Yeah. I, you know, I, I just,

I just met with big cat. Um, you mean you met him in the hall. You didn't meet with him. You didn't have a meeting. He took him back into a room. We're working here, Brandon.

We're working. Come on. We got to teach you. We got to teach you a few things. No, I, I met, I met,

I met big cat in the hall and, you know, he apologized. He couldn't be on the show with his number one client. Um, and where's wrong. I thought i we don't we don't know i love the question ron and caleb just disappear sometimes it really bothers kb and it's all right three most important people that i wanted here are here so that's uh i'm big marks for these two brand i just want you to know that this isn't this that's not a work that That's a shoot. What is your favorite thing about these two? Man, that video they did with Badani.

See? The best thing Barstool has put out in a very long time. Yeah, put out. I was going to say put out. Put out? Ever. I would say that. Yeah, absolutely.

No, it's these two. They're big fans. I hope they're involved. We'll get them involved. No, you're my project. No, you are. No, believe me. You are the manager. I recruited you. I hope they're involved. We'll get them involved. You're my project. No, you are. Believe me. You are the manager. I've recruited you. I know. You're not out of the picture, Brandon. Believe me.

I think these two are money. I feel like I'm sucking high intent here. What if we're doing an event in Wheeling? The two prodigal sons of Wheeling. I don't think the wrestling crowd in Wheeling will know who these two are. We're not walking back to Wheeling. Yes, we upset the Hare Krishna community.

That was not disrespect. That's how it's pronounced. Like I said, they can be heels. That's not Wheeling. That's New Vrindaban. We're actually doing a road trip. Are we allowed to say this? No, we're not allowed to say this.

Then no. We'll talk off air. We'll shoot off air. Yes, we have moves. They involve you. We'll talk. We'll talk. We'll shoot. We'll shoot off air. Yes, we have moves. Yeah, we will be back. They involve you. They involve him. With your consent.

They involve him? They could. Very well could. We're a package deal now. Everywhere you go, I go. Everywhere I go, you go. I have a certain structure that I'd like to see him perform on or in. That's right.

That's all I'm going to say. Okay, I'm sorry, Brad. I think he's going to put you inside the slide at McDonald's. No, that's all I'm going to say. Okay. I'm sorry, Brad. I think he's going to put you inside the slide at McDonald's. No, that's that turf is taken. All right. So you are, you're in New York today. Yes. And you are, you're an independent wrestler.

You go wherever the action is. You were just in Tennessee at Jerry Lawler's like anniversary show. 50th anniversary show. Jesus. The King, Jerry Lawler. How was that? He, the whole King thing. That's not, that's not a word. That is, he is the King of Memphis.

I grew up in the South. I grew up, we had Memphis TV. Yep. That man is bigger than the president in Northeast Mississippi, or Northwest Mississippi and Memphis. People still line up out the door to meet Jerry Lawler. And they might've met him 70 times in their life. Yeah, it's crazy.

But he's still, he is the king there that's not that that is legit he is the king of memphis wrestling so you are in fact really big yeah that's not that's not you guys can attest that he is in fact big yeah yeah but you're a youthful looking man what are you 26 thank you so much that's why i I like these guys. I am 30 years old. Okay. Yeah. I like to keep my people looking. You know Jake Marsh. I know Jake Marsh.

He played basketball at Vermont. Yep. Yep. From 2009 to 2013. Now, was Jake Marsh there then? Or you've come back into the Vermont to do some announcing, right? Yeah, so I did some color commentary with Jake Marsh back in, I believe it was February. January or February. some color commentary with jake marsh back in i believe it was february um january or february

we did a game together and uh it was against umbc down in baltimore right cats prevailed um and then yeah we've just kind of kept in touch ever since and i remember when you said you wanted to be a wrestling manager yeah and i just hit you up on twitter and i literally said hey you know contact jake marsh i'm legit i don't know if you did. I didn't. I don't know if you did. I told Jake Marsh that you did. Well, Jake's in a producer role, so I don't really talk to those people. You talk to them, but it's more of a demeaning tone.

It's a very pointed conversation. I heard you're not a big fan. There's a class divide. You're very heel on them. Well, I'm working on my heel persona. If I'm going to be with you, I've got to work on the lower people here. Can I ask you a question?

Please. Who is your favorite manager? The greatest manager of all time is my favorite wrestling personality of all time. It's the guy, if I ever do a joke, a corny joke here, I'm stealing it from him. It's Bobby the Brain Heenan. Oh, when you said corny, I thought you were going in a different direction. No, I don't really. He's a lot.

Cornette's a lot. But I love Bobby the Brain Heenan. I just, my entire personality is just mimicking him. Bobby the Brain's great. Yeah, he's the greatest of all time. But I think if we got you in a suit with a tennis racket, I think that would, I think you could do the Cornette pretty well. I probably could. But my idea is having the sequined jacket with the, he had Bobby Heaney, a BH, a BW, and I'll go with that, and I'll go with the sequined jacket with that.

So that was my idea. That wasn't your idea. At all. Yeah. What? Absolutely not. You just took that idea. That's my idea to take the idea from him. That's an idea. And you're honoring the memory of Bobby. It could be an idea to steal from somebody.

It doesn't just come from nowhere. You have to think it up in your brain. Yeah. So you're a Vermont boy, Benji? I am from, see, these guys. We already got each other. We got nicknames now. Now, I am actually from Rhode Island originally.

I went to school in Vermont. We spent some time in Woonsocket. We spent some time in Woonsocket. Virtually, not physically. Did you know Long Island is bigger than Rhode Island? I didn't. A lot of people think I'm from Long Island when I tell them I'm from Rhode Island. Gestures, all of them. They sure are.

Sure are. Woundsocket, yeah, sorry to hear that. Sorry to tell the people. I didn't have to physically go there. It was just a virtual tour. Okay, good. I'm happy for it. Still somehow got tetanus. Virtually getting tetanus. I believe good. I'm happy for it. I still somehow got tetanus. Virtually getting tetanus. I believe it. I think they called it the worst place on

Earth. It's not great, Brandon. It's very similar to Wheeling. I was wondering if they were making up how bad it was. Them and Donnie were making up how bad it was for the video, so it actually is terrible. Are we talking Wheeling or Woonsocket? We're talking Woonsocket.

Woonsocket, Old Mill town um emphasis on the old yeah it's it's not not great so yeah we um i'd say wheeling wound socket they're they're two in the same you're sticking around the whole show so i'll be here i'm gonna take some calls 833 85 stool is the number two call we're gonna talk about what we have in store for each other. Because I don't know what. We haven't even met yet. We haven't met about wrestling yet. So I do plan to go to some.

I got a few ideas. A few good ideas. Some independent shows. And some bad ideas. Some bad. Some very bad. Let's workshop the bad ones. Old people.

Yeah. Am I right? Let's get into that. Old the the the elderly of our society that's what they call them old people we're all going to get there one day probably not i'm not i mean statistically i doubt all three of us will make it you're right i'm closest so i probably have the best odds you are going to make it you have reasons to live i do i also have reasons to die as well but so we're trying to get a real fucking old piece of shit or a real call into our show we're trying to figure out the oldest motherfuckers there's got to be like a

hospice clinic whatever that's called um that just plays our show right Right. And I want somebody to die mid-call. Yeah. I want to hear the last breath. So we want the oldest possible person that listens to the Yak. Okay. Our record's 74, which, to be honest, is pathetic. It's pathetic.

That was Bill, though, and he was not pathetic. He was the man. He was indeed the man. Don't get me wrong. That age record is sad. It's not Bill's fault that he was the oldest person to call.

We'll have him back on. We'll have him in, matter of fact. Yeah, we will. Yeah. I've been talking to his daughter. Have you? Facebook message. How old is she?

42. What's her name? I told her I wouldn't throw her under the bus. Sounds like you already kind of have, though. Just being honest. We'll get Bill in. It's Rhonda. He was great to talk to.

This can't be right. What do we got here? We have a 74-year-old calling in. Do you want to take a 74-year-old? Well, that's weird. Well, I guess it's not weird. You're right. Why do I think it's weird? Bill in Milwaukee.

He is 74 years old. I feel like every 74-year- Milwaukee, he is 74 years old. He's calling in. I feel like every 74-year-old in the country is named Bill. Hello, Bill. Yeah. Hi. Yeah, I'm not weird. I got a good Packers story, though.

Tell us. Let's talk Packers. So at age 16, we were driving around, me and my buddies, and we're like, let's sign up for season tickets with the Packers. And that's when they played some games in Milwaukee at the time because Lombardi, they really weren't getting enough people at the game. So I signed up at 16. At age 40, I got the tickets.

Wow, that's a white light. Yeah. Well, here's a white white. Yeah. Well, here's the coolest thing after having it many years and then getting kind of tired of, uh, you know, the cold, uh,

unless you're really drunk and you're painting on your chest, that gets a little old. So I decided to give the tickets to my daughter. Yeah. Ooh. The only way I could sign these tickets over to my daughter was to get a notary to see my wife sign that she said it was okay that my daughter got them and not her oh wow okay that's how dear they are she had to release what a process she had to release her parental rights over the tickets

exactly yeah these tickets end up in divorce court and wills you know i could only give What a process. She had to release her parental rights over the tickets. Exactly. Yeah. These tickets end up in divorce court and wills. You know, I could only give them to, you know, my children or my wife. I couldn't, I couldn't give them to you. I'm sorry to say. And so now she has them, but yeah, a notary had to, uh, but you could give them to me. You could give them to me on like a game by game basis, right? Like if you want to give me bears Packers tickets, but you just give them to me sign it out you could give them to me on like a game by game basis right like if you want to give me bears packers tickets but you just couldn't give me the season tickets and the ownership of the season tickets exactly and then sorry about the dog and

then i'm uh i'm also a stockholder so that cost me i think it was 50 bucks or something and you get a certificate and then every year they send me a thing do I want to vote on something so that's kind of cool can we all guess what kind of dog that is behind you sure I think it's a I think it's a dachshund KB I don't consume dog culture

it's a shih tzu cocker so if you want to call that a shitty cock I don't know what to call it. Cock of shit. Shitty cock. That works. A 24-hour wait.

24. For 24. Yeah, 24-year wait for tickets. So you got your tickets in 1986. Yeah, it's very easy to get Packer tickets. Here's what happens. There are bars that have had tickets since 1950s, okay, and they probably have 20 or 30 seats.

So what you do is you go to the game and you watch where the yellow buses park and somebody's not going to be at the game. You know, somebody got sick, somebody got married, whatever happened. And so you just stand by the yellow buses and they come out and they go, we got one or two and they'll give you at face value. So it's pretty easy to get into the frozen tundra. Alright, Bill, thank you for calling in, man. I appreciate

that. I love the show. I discovered it. I don't know what you guys all look like, but I'll have to go online and see what you all look like. But I've been listening to you guys for about three months and I enjoy it. We're terrible to look at. Don't do that. Suspension of belief.

I'll just imagine that you're all fairly good looking. Based off of our voices, can you try to guess what we look like? Yeah. Do you want to hear our voices one last time so you can guess who might be? Let's do that. Hey, how are you? I'm Donnie. Hi, Donnie.

What do I look like? You sound like the older guy. Yeah, he is. Hell yeah. An old soul. An old soul, yeah. What does Nick sound like? Nick, talk.

Hey, Bill. Good to talk to you. The scholar. He sounds like the scholar to me. Yeah, I did go to a very prestigious school. Oh, okay. All right, Kyle. If you'll, if you'll say hello, Willie, what's good, homie.

How are we feeling? I'm feeling fine. Uh, yeah. Kyle's the young one. Maybe he's a kind of tax kind of hip. Good. Good. Good. Good.

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Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good with the womanizer. And we will end with me, Bill. What do you think? The smartest of the group. I'm sure. God damn right. Thank you, Bill.

Great call. Phenomenal call. Nailed everybody. He got everybody. Exactly. Drilled that the scholar calling Willie. He's the man. I did.

Now he was, that was cool. All right, so what should we do? Should we take more 70-year-olds or should we up the ante to 80-year-olds? Let's get some octogenarians on the line. Yeah, I was thinking, who is the oldest person who listens at least on a semi-regular basis? Okay, so the number to beat right now is 74. And that was Bill. Don't do your fake-ass old, well, I'll pick it out.

I mean, Bill was absolutely 74. He had stories of a 74-year-old man. His name was fucking Bill. Perfect. He was great. We got a 71-year-old who no longer makes it. I'm not going to take the call. No, you can't.

But it says Nick. I don't think a 71-year-old is named Nick. I mean, other than i mean you know i'm getting there nick nolte might be up there and it's true it's good being nick nolte what if this is nick nolte now we need older we need saint nick is he's timeless old we need older we need the oldest person to listen that listens to the yak so the number to beat is 74 years old i don't know if we can beat it i want the oldest person or the youngest girl or the youngest the youngest person i've been asking for this for a while every once in a while i want like i want like a child okay to call it oldest person youngest person if you think you're the youngest what do we think

okay so it's got to be we're not going to accept anything over under 80 and over 12 yeah nothing um there is no way any 12 year olds listen to this okay 15 there is a way actually there is a way i listened to stern when i was like nine in my dad's car if you're a tween go ahead and give us a ring. Hey, welcome back. No, I'm just kidding. Older me. Just me, young man. Yeah, Bill was great.

But we do need to get older. Yeah, or young. We need to get older, younger. We need to get all kinds of on every end of the spectrum. We need to get the best races to call, the worst racist. What were those? The worst racist. Calling all tots.

If you want to come in and get some air time. Imagine being a terrible racist. Not being good at it? Brandon, that must be tough for you to imagine. You must really have to break your brain trying to imagine that. No, I'm a tremendous racist. It's like you're bad at it. You mispronounce – you don't know the slurs.

You're like an awkward guy trying to use street slang. Was that even a slur? You correct them all. Actually, it's boop. Oh, man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

We got to get. Yeah. I love the old guy. I love Bill. I. Yeah. Yeah. We got to get. Yeah. Yeah. I love the old guy. I love Bill. I want more more of that. You can tell he had some other stories in the vault. Bill.

Bill's coming loaded. He just we didn't give him fully out of his shell. I think he I think he eased into it. He made that shit cock. I know. I know. That's yeah. You know, he had other shit.

You know, he's got shit. Shit. So that was I think that was Wednesday. By Thursday, and Big Cat, Roan, Caleb, all out doing other stuff. Again, the top three, the only people who were actually the best of the Yak are out. If our show were a top 25 poll, they're all in the poll, and we're others receiving votes. Okay, you've fallen out of the poll entirely. People oftentimes forget I exist.

People who are in the same room as you. Yes. Yes. So we got to Thursday, and we had no direction whatsoever, and it was just up to us to do things. And luckily, we put it together with probably the greatest episode of the Yak ever, involving Shepherd's Pie. At least top two.

It was top two. It was a top two Shepard Pie episode. You know, when things get down, I got to call my fucking plug. You got to bring in the homies. That's right. That's right. And that's exactly what we did. What's a plug?

A plug is a. Well, there's. So some people do it sexually. So, yeah. So, like, if I were to ask my dad what it was, he would just show me. But if you would ask me, it's somebody who is able to obtain things, a certain thing. And I called up my shepherd pie plug, Nico and Gino. Got the boys here.

What's up, Nico? What's up, Gino? What's up? That's a very expensive looking sweatshirt. What's up, man? All right. Gino is selling to my left. What's up, Nico? What's up, Gino? What's up? That's a very expensive-looking sweatshirt. What's up, man? That's what I do. All right, Gino is settling to my left. What's up, Gino?

Nico? What up, dude? And we got Nico sitting between KB and Nick. Yo, thanks for bringing my food. This looks like a good-looking pizza. It should be the best. It is two nice-looking pizza boxes. Pizza and garlic bread.

Yeah. It doesn't smell like... I don't smell garlic. What is it, Nick? What's wrong? Oh, it's not pizza. Did you just bring a ton of shepherd's pies for the boys? Oh, my God.

Sure did. Are we going to shed pie for the boys? Surprise. Holy fuck. Oh, my... Shep pie? It's hot as fuck. Yeah, good.

There's more. I think the next one should be pizza. The next one should be... They got it right. That's more. I think the next one should be pizza. The next one should be. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They got it right. That's more shepherd pie. That's just shepherd pie. Wait, wait.

This must be my garlic knots, not a shepherd's pie. Yeah, take those garlic knots out. Another shepherd's pie. Oh, fuck, Nika G. There's just a ton of shepherd's pie in here. $120 worth of shepherd's pie. That's our bad. I don't recall shepherd pies having bolognese sauce.

This is like, it's like a red meat sauce. No, I don't think. God damn it. It's leaking. Make sure I'm looking before you throw the fork at me. You might want to use one of the other containers. It weighs like an ounce. Yeah, I'm very full.

It was more the activity of it coming in my face. I didn't like it coming in my face. I will be clipping that as well. I don't like things coming in my face. Hello. So have we all got a shepherd's pie? Except for the guys that actually brought the shepherd's pie. I already ate some shepherd's pie.

I don't eat shepherd's pie. Yeah. We got an extra shepherd's pie in here. Anybody need some shepherd's pie? Is it up for grabs? We have a surplus of shepherd's pie. Oh, yeah. Where's Frank?

Get Frank in here. Well, I'm hosting the show. I'm usually the guy that goes and gets somebody. Do you want me to go get somebody? You guys talk. Nick, why don't you go? Let's get a Shepard's pie food review. Taste test.

What the fuck are you guys doing in town? Yeah, what the fuck? Well, we were delivering Shepard's pies to our friends. We haven't seen any. I requested a Cornish pasty. Yeah. God damn it. Well, leave a review on Yelp.

KB, who's your favorite shepherd? Zacchaeus. Zacchaeus was a tax collector. You fool. What about the father of Jesus? Joseph. Was he a shepherd? No, he was a carpenter. Moses was a shepherd.

Moses was a shepherd. Moses was a shepherd. Originally. Oh, no, no. Moses of Red Sea fame. Yeah, he's a burning bush. Abraham was right. The original monotheist was was Noah a shepherd. Noah was not.

You heard like a whole bunch of animals. Brandon, name a shepherd. Be like an ultimate shepherd. Moses. All right. He was. Yeah. He's name a shepherd. That'd be like an ultimate shepherd. Moses. Alright, he was. He's a shepherd's staff.

But I thought Moses was put at his birth. He was put in a boat and sent down to Egypt. Nico, Gino, you guys have outdone yourselves. It wasn't a boat, it was a basket. A basket. Yeah, well, one man's basket is another man's boat. I don't think so. I think baskets are baskets and boats are boats. Baskets are boats for babies. Brandon, would you pay them for these pies?

For all of them? Yeah. For my share. I will pay them the appropriate. I will pay them one-sixth of their final bill. Host always pays. I'm not hosting. I almost went and got Frank.

I couldn't find him. You're in the host? You couldn't find Frank? Where could he be? I don't know. You could not find Frank. I looked. I said he was in the gambling

game i didn't want to walk all the way over there no he's known yeah he's he's in the spot i could bring him over but i don't even think we have a chair here at the moment i don't know that we have a chair for him period i i know he can come in no we have a mic though there's a mic over there a mic spare chair over there all right plus i don't think i mean gino you'd fuck with frank yeah you guys would vibe guys would vibe it's interesting you say that because right off the bat name doesn't really hit with me frank uh-huh i don't why it's very simple does he spell with how's he spell it is there a c in there anywhere no make it interesting i think it's standard how would you spell that name yeah alternatively fac and in there somewhere yeah no i would just go with

it well that's i think that's french for money right french for a dollar that's it yeah it's currency which also motherfucker can't spell frank but hold up like what all right rewind where do you goofy dicks yeah what are you doing douchebags in the first place you big fucking dicks what are you guys gonna skip over all that we're i mean anytime we're here we just make our way down the street seventh ave you go to the shepherd's pie first go shepherd's pie come here yeah yeah why not i guess and we did let the security is really nice here a little handsy but yeah we got right up you can just walk right yeah well no you can't for those listening no you can't definitely no you fucking can't i mean these guys might have been able to do it but nobody else probably could.

But you had shepherd's pie in your hands. Nobody's going to stop a man with a pie. Neek, what's your, you getting any pussy lately? Sack of pies. Oh, I ask and it's a big problem. Yeah. What kind of pussy you been getting into? Oh, it's been great.

Did you say big and great? Well, kind of. Yeah, you did. But no, it's been chill it's been new york's great i'm really having a it's a good time in this city you're saying that the pussy that you've gotten is chill how is pussy chill um colder than average that's how you know it's good yeah i mean you got a cold pussy super cold some cold ass pussy right here it's probably probably also a good time cap shout out to our mom listening in.

What's up, mom? Last time you guys were in, you did get some... Steven wasn't here. That's Steven the coldest. Oh, yeah. We have a formal intro. Yeah, that's Steven. That's Steven. Crushing caps.

Crushing cold ass pussies. That pussy made my dick feel like a skull cap. What? It was a toboggan. I don't know. How long are you boys here? That pussy felt like a skull cat. It was a toboggan. How long are you boys here? That pussy felt like a skull cat. A couple days. We've been here a few days. Might stay a few more. Okay, so you didn't answer that

question at all. I mean, technically, we leave tomorrow afternoon. So, there you go. Let's not get tentative. They are. Did you just vape? No. So, New York. There's smoke coming out of your mouth so tell them why you're really here they just made some big boy moves signed on some dotted l's did you sign my life paper yeah oh we signed to a music label tell the details well it's actually a publishing uh deal so it's a publishing company but yeah we just had

to spend a long time like six months of just negotiating and trying to get the terms right sounds pretty dumb yeah did kanye west like helped yeah he did most of the negotiations fucked over yeah nice made the timing was perfect for us yeah oh yeah we used it to our leverage uh pretty much use kanye as an example and said we want those terms. Oh, nice. And we didn't get them, but we wanted them. And they knew that. Maybe next time. So congratulations in order for you signing this. Whom was it with or what was it with?

Work of Art Publishing. It's a, what is it, Sony? Yeah. Yeah, they're right. Sony. Some similar, yeah, similar people. Why wouldn't you just say Sony? Yeah, you should.

There's a ton of different like sub. But is it Sony yeah it's under the sony i believe it's under the umbrella okay gina am i wrong you're looking at me like i'm wrong yeah i mean it's it's a lot sony help sony admins for them so they do a lot of the back end but they're independent on that's work of art is standalone publishing so you guys can afford to buy these shepherd's pies right this is not a big deal well i mean yeah i was like hoping somebody would would pay for them yeah for sure for sure for sure like how much money do you make how much money do you have on you right now um i i'd stop counting it's just yeah there's so much you're the new coldest yeah what's the coldest man you know

yeah the coldest the cold if you're like somebody's the coldest ah that's past cool yeah that oh okay yeah that's that's great so it's like chill cool coldest did you guys listen to yesterday's show pussy got it did we no god no i was hoping you'd lie do people we have old people we're trying to get geezers to call them you guys know any old bucks uh your dad is you he had you guys late i mean your dad's really old though no and he tries so hard to like fit into which is weird my dad fits in anywhere he wants yeah your dad's not dead is he hell no that's the tragedy horn and the comedy horn i don't know you have to clarify now my dad's kicking are you guys legally allowed to give me any of the beats that you don't use?

Like any of your leftover beats? Yeah. Yeah. Everything. Okay. Everything. When he makes a beat, it's still, it's his. So if I made like a smash hit on that beat, most of the money would still be going to you?

I would make sure to get the lines are blurred. All of the money. Yeah. All right. This is a good ass shepherd's pie. All right. So, guys, I think we're near the end, but we are legally obligated to call this the best of the yak. Yes.

That's what the title of the show is. Yeah. Yeah. Hopefully the best of the yak will be back very soon. Yes. And you'll be able to hear it on a different day. Brandon, not not Saturdays anymore. The first one's on Saturday.

From now on, every Friday at 2 p.m. Eastern, you will be able to download and listen wherever your podcasts are. I guess if you're listening, you know where to listen. But every Friday, 2 p.m. Eastern, that's when the Best of the Act podcast will hit the streets, as the kids say. That's the best hour of life for a lot of people that's when you get that that excitement you feel it too from two to five is better than anything you experience on the weekend because you're anticipating that yeah because that'll be a letdown your life is pathetic yes you yeah yes not you just generally also like generally also me in a different way yeah yeah it'll never be as fun as you anticipated that on friday i love anticipation anticipation is better than the event yeah always

always i've never enjoyed new year's eve i don't think anybody has yeah i don't think there's a person on earth that has enjoyed that is actually a good argument nobody has no i don't think they have it's miserable it is no matter where you go where you go i would not want to be in new york oh i don't want to be in new york do you think the uh the people in times square all cold and pissing their drawers and their pantalons do you think they're like secretly in the back of their mind hoping for some i don't know go on say something to the really go on like a tragedy nothing like a horrific but like something where they're just like hundreds dying not even dozens one one something that really uh maybe get some out of it nobody wants to be oh like

eight and you definitely don't want that to happen at like 12 15 you want to happen at 8 30 so yeah it goes and it gets you out of there and you don't have to endure the whole thing steve have you ever been to a ball dropping in times square yeah anywhere i have not no no um but i mean i think new year's Eve is fun for people. Anyone, if you're looking for a smooch and you got someone you're particularly eyeing and they're also open to that. There was a girl that I went to a party specifically to be next to. She didn't kiss me.

And I just, I added her on. She added me on Facebook like two weeks ago. This is very true. She is dating a woman that looks exactly like me it is shocking i was so i was like one thing away from getting that kiss one three and a half inch thing away from getting a new year's eve one less yeah this cursed that's all it was one too many things astounding yeah and steve i think that the same applies to kissing like the excitement for a smooch does anyone have fun kissing no

like is anyone like this is a blast i think you do to a certain age no i think you do to a certain age no i keep my eyes open and look at them and make sure that they're keep they're they are not having fun this is another i tweeted about this before but one time i was in chattanooga for a wrestling tournament on new year's eve in the hotel at like 1201 i get a facebook message from my former orthodontist and it just said um how those teeth how how those teeth holding up kid kiddo. And then I ended up falling asleep. The next morning, I go back to look at it

and show my teammates and it's gone and his profile is deleted. How those teeth holding up, kiddo. 12-0-1. Yeah. He was trying to get on his New Year's resolution quick. how those teeth holding up kiddo 1201 yeah he was trying to get on his new years resolution quick which was fuck you

profile profile gone still practices in my hometown um is he the mctickler no this guy is not a... He's a non-fictional human. He is.

Who my parents probably see at the supermarket pretty often. Yeah. They're pushing that cart around Respex. They see him. How are those teeth holding up, kiddo? Kiddo. How are those teeth holding up, kiddo? It's 1201.

It was right after the ball drop. Oh, man. Okay. All right.