The Yak - The Yak Challenge Claims Some More Victims | The Yak 11-20-23

Episode Date: November 20, 2023

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Feels great to be back. St. Louis, baby. Beautiful city. Exotic. Who gave us this? Preston Moore. It's beautiful, but it's just a big piece of metal. Yeah, I almost cut myself. It's beautiful But it's just a big piece of metal Yeah I almost like cut myself

It's tough to be on the floor We should hang it But I think it should be hung Yeah we should hang it He's done a lot more Yeah he made the KB Black Uncle merch Oh yeah

Shout out Preston Moore He's a creative mind Love that He's a big archer from Texas Whoa And he just like cuts metal In his free time Sounds like a cool guy.

Yeah. I'm trying to run Fortnite with him. Does he have a business? I don't think so. His Instagram is Preston Moore Archery. I think he's just an archer. You're getting a mustache? Yeah.

Oh, wow. I'm letting it happen. Let me get a peek. You've been looking cool. Zoom into that. You don't have to. No, you really do have to. Zoom into that. I think it looks good. You really do have to. Zoom into that.

I think it looks good. I know it looks good. It's kind of like it is there, but it also isn't. It's the idea of one. I want one so bad. Punch in, TJ. Punch that in. I already look fucking crazy.

Stand up, Mook. Punch yourself in. Punch yourself in. Manually punch yourself in. You know when the atomic bomb dropped on Japan and it left like shadows of people? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have like that atomic bomb mustache. Where are you trying to go?

Why are you walking like a Frankenstein's assistant? Get up. The light is making him disappear. Hmm. Hmm. There you go. It's pretty good. I think you got to shave the whatever's going on underneath the mouth.

No, no, no, man. Yeah, it's just enough to say this is where a mustache would be if I had a mustache. Put mustache here. Chalk outline. Yeah. Nick, where were you? I was in Knoxville. How was it?

I loved it. Did you have the burgers? No, the wait was three hours. But I've decided that's my new alma mater. Oh. I went to Tennessee. It is an awesome place. Yeah, I had a great time.

I was saying to these guys, I was a little out of pocket. He keeps saying he was out of pocket. What does that mean? I was way out of pocket there. What were you doing? I was with an all-time crew, first of all. Dana Beers, Daggs, and Snapchat Steve. Wait, who?

Daggs? Daggs, Chris. Daggs. He's a branded guy in New York york oh yes yes yes yes stylish cute um italian goes to the best restaurants hangs with the hottest guys yeah um yeah but i was out of pocket no shit i was out of pocket yeah but what made you out of pocket usually you're in the pocket usually i'm firmly deep in the stay yeah yeah And I just, something about those boys, I crawled out. What was the?

Made some mean, mean jokes that can't be used. You back in the pocket now? Yeah, I beat deep in the pocket. I can't say what I even said. Oh, man. Did you go to the game? Nope. 7-0 in Tennessee.

That must have been fun. It erupted. Wait, it was 7-0? The first play of the game. They lost 38-10. Oh, I thought you said that was the final. And then they scored three points in the next 59 minutes. But it was right away. It was like, oh, man.

75-yard run. Tennessee is here today. Yeah. Who'd they lose to? Georgia. Oh, yeah. They got their ass kicked. Yeah.

But it was a good time? Yeah, I didn't think I'd look good in the orange. Looked good in the orange. No, everyone looks good in that orange. Yeah, it was crazy. It's incredible how they need to wear orange yeah yeah um might be the number one it might be unc in tennessee the number one and two schools of like they wear their colors it has to be texas texas yeah yeah i could see that one on a thursday oh yeah off campus and it was a sea of orange yeah yeah

that's how they dress they just roll you uh you love rocky top the song or did it get to a point where it was like i didn't hear it once what yeah not after the show didn't hear it once it's about a double murder is it what's your what's your fit today? You look cool. You look like me. Yeah, I'm just wearing a flannel shirt with a little t-shirt. Actually the most famous person here. Mm-hmm. That's funny. You wore that when you were a wrestling manager?

This is my wrestling shirt. Because you're not, so it's a joke. Yeah, that's super mega, mega irony. No. Yeah, like hit you over the head with a frying pan irony. I feel like it's pretty accurate. It's like if you were like a cartoon figure walking down the street and then an anvil and a piano that both say irony on it drop on your head.

As you fall into the manhole cover. Yeah, right. That's a lot. An irony manhole cover. The uncovered manhole. Uh-huh. Do the piano keys then become my teeth? Yeah. And it spells irony. And you walk away with an accordion body yeah yeah that's my accordion impression so uh this

does i don't usually wear this uh like this i do feel like nick but um it's just too tight if i button it oh yeah that happens to me i'm only doing it for because it looks ridiculous if i button it listen it's holiday season yeah you gotta although i have i don't know i've probably lost 10 pounds since we've been here just walking around and that's not just you're burning so many more calories playing sports on a daily basis yeah i i played nine hole by the way one over on nine holes today i was fantastic damn brandon yeah Brandon. Yeah, I know. I'm really good. Hank got a hole in one. That destroys the legitimacy of the entire golf simulator.

We should be mad at him. He's been on it every day. Every day. Oh, he does. Hours. Oh, he does. Was it on camera that he did the hole in one? Yep. Oh, fuck.

Well, there's that. So that's now just a very expensive Nintendo Wii. Mm-hmm. Stephen Che's out. I think he went to New Jersey. I went to a gala on Friday night with Stephen Che. You went to a gala with Che? Yeah.

The Furball, which was maybe the funniest. You guys should all come next year. Did you get us the prize? Yeah. So was it a silent auction? I won a silent auction, yeah. So this was like a dog themed so it was about 500 people in black tie and then like 150 dogs just like roaming around all dressed up as well look

at steven che looks great he does so yeah steven uh steven and i went to this gal it was great it was a great time he's uh doesn't quite look tie though no he doesn't he doesn't like what nothing it's always funny just seeing steven outside of work yeah how was he doing in the wild your teacher out yeah it's like it's just like that yeah i can't believe that like i am just forever intertwined with you he'd be the kind of teacher that i forgot the punchline already pink sweat that was the pink can i go to the bathroom oh yeah i don't know i don't know can you yeah yeah yeah what but um what were some of the items you could win uh well there was actually

a yak item that was the number one uh priced item so It was a tour of the Barstool Sports office and get to watch a live taping of the Yak. I think it went for like $20,000. Oh, my word. Yeah. So thank you to everyone here. Who did that? I don't know.

We'll find out. We've got to sweeten the pot a little bit. I feel like watching. Well, yeah, $20,000. Mook, I think you might have to. I thought it was going to go for. Donate your body. Mook has to ride him yeah i thought it was gonna go for like a thousand so then we're like yeah just go hang out there and watch it 20 grand like they gotta be on the show we're gonna

have to give them one of these we gotta fuck all of them yeah yeah wait how many people oh it's a group i don't know i assume it's a group you might have to like sell che yeah that might definitely che no you might have to fucking ride them all i mean i'll do it but it was crazy because there was a bunch of auctions and it was like trip to europe like trip to greece and then fucking trip to the barstool headquarters and it was the most spent so damn thank you dude yeah did that yeah it was a big shout out cliff dimartino i'm sure yeah probably and we did i did win an auction uh which we will not unveil but it was it's shooting lessons with an nba player it was maybe the funniest auction item i've never seen it just said the player's name it said the player's name when that day comes you will know

because it will be incredible. We will have him give us shooting lessons. I think he actually will maybe run an entire basketball camp for us. That's awesome. Yeah. Do drills and everything. I was thinking today this would be the prime spot to host a camp. Yeah.

Like for dudes. And now we're doing it. Now it's happening. Now it's happening for us. Speaking of which, Mook and Nick, you guys are going to have to do the Yak Challenge later today. Yeah, I'm very curious as to what it is. It's a lot.

It's a gauntlet of sorts. I saw videos of Kyle doing really badly. I missed the entire rack, which is 16 balls. But you came close to making all of them, which is almost harder than making shots. You hit rim every time. Missing that close 16 times is almost impossible. Yeah. That should be the KB challenge, 16 rims in a row.

Yeah. Then I missed a few more, I think. I may have missed one 0 for 20. I don't know. I'll so what do you have to do uh so we'll set it up later because I think Will is coming in uh for the pro football show so we're gonna have him do it as well so Mook Will and Nick will do it um it's a whole gauntlet and it was very fun and we're gonna have it be like whoever whenever we have a guest stop by they're gonna have to do it and the the biggest twist is we have jake malasek is the biggest asshole of all time and goal he's like a legitimately

great soccer goalie really yes he was stopping all of us it was driving us insane that's annoying yeah so it's it's a physical challenge where you do all the stuff around the, so it's like. Cornhole. Bags, shoot a soccer goal. Wiffle ball. Wiffle ball. You have to throw a football and hit one of the body armor, body armors down. Three pointer, three pointer.

Then you sit down and you have to get 10 sporkle answers. So in the group chat, you're not in Big Cat. They said that they let you do better. Yeah. Okay. I went first. Well Well I did create it so That's the rule Yeah

Yeah he went first at the time And we were all like Yeah we'll just let him We'll just go below that Just go below the time No it's appreciative I wanted to I needed to win

So this is like Top Gear Doesn't Top Gear have the guys like race Yeah What's Top Gear It's like the racing show Oh yeah yeah Then it's exactly like Yeah

Yeah Top Gear It's like Top Gear Is that the racing show oh yeah yeah then it's exactly like yeah yeah top gear it's like top gear is that a british show yeah and you watch it i just like the reliant robin episode watch it you watch it i don't watch it but that is what you do to it you watch the show that's true it's a good damn brandon thanks started veep last night thanks oh yeah yeah incredible right first? What were your favorite jokes? Like, recreate them for us. First show was pretty good. They say goddamn and fuck a lot. Yeah.

That's cool. Yeah. That's wicked. I just wasn't expecting Julia Louis-Dreyfus to drop fuck as much as she did. I've never seen her. What type of girl is she? That's twisted. I would love to see Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

She's a billionaire. Oh, yeah. She's a French billionaire. Yeah. A French? She is like part of an insanely rich French family. Oh, so she came from wealth. But she goes now double iconic sitcom characters, right?

She goes Elaine and now this character. You can't compare Veep to Seinfeld. You can't compare, but is there anybody out there that has a better twosome than she does? That's all I'm asking. Who? Ted Danson has had some hits. Yeah, cheers, but then Becker wasn't really. Well, then what about Frazier? Same character.

Could you make the argument for Larry David? He's not really in Seinfeld. Steinbrenner. Nah. I don't think so. He's not Larry David in that. Okay. Yeah, who has the best deer deck?

Who has got to be something for... Rob Dyrdek. Rob Ridiculousness. And Robin B Okay. Yeah, who has the best deer deck? Who has got to be something for... Rob Dyrdek. Rob Dyrdek. Rob Ridiculousness. And Robin Bain. Yeah, Robin Bain. That's three, actually. Yeah, that's probably the best three, statistically.

Yeah, Dyrdek. Kind of against the spirit of what I was asking. You know Dyrdek's become like a motivational Instagram guy now? No. Yeah. I followed him. He's like... I saw this too yesterday.

It was in my algorithm. He was talking about money he's blown or something yeah and like schedules like how he has his schedule set like he schedules like family time and he's one of those like I got 32 hours in a 24 hour day did you see the viral one

the guy who claimed to have he hacked time so now he has 21 days in a week his work productivity has 21 days in a week. I want to see it. His work productivity is three days in one day. Wow. So he's living three X.

How would I look it up? I think it's the guy who played Al Bundy. Ed O'Neill. Oh, it is Ed O'Neill. Modern family. Well, now I'm going to think about this the rest of the day Cleveland Brown my day is 6am to noon

and I'm not crazy you're crazy for thinking it takes 24 hours just like some dude in a cave did 300 years ago my second day starts at noon and goes until 6pm in a cave 300 years ago he was off by a couple thousand years.

Thousands of years. You'd think with that many days in the week, you'd be able to read a little bit of history. Also, do you think the cavemen had concept of schedules and days? I wonder. 24 hours in a day. You think they woke up and said, I have 16 hours to get things done? I got to get my shit done today.

Like, oh shit, the sun is moving. Trying to hit deadlines. I want to hear what this guy has to say. My second day starts at noon and goes until 6pm. That's day two. And then the next day is 6pm to midnight. What I've done now is I've changed and manipulated time. I now get 21 days a week.

Stack that up over a month, I'm going to kick your butt. Stack it up over a year, you're toast. Stack it up over five years, my entire life is different than it would have been. My day is... Damn. When's he sleep? He didn't factor in sleep. How confused would Glennie be watching this?

Oh, my God. That was my favorite tweet. I've been up since, what was it? 16 hours straight. So a day. I just want to, I want to like spinal tap this guy and just to be like, why not make each day a couple hours shorter? Yeah.

Now you have four days. Right. In each day. Cut your days in half. Yeah, cut your days in half. Now you have six days every day. Now you're looking at 42 days a week. Every minute is a day.

Yeah. That's how I live my life. He's done it though damn this is not like some crazy philosophy there is like a huge group of men who it's always men they they're in their world and they just hype each other up with these takes yeah they're just it's it's the hacking of the most it's basically when uh dumb people have a lot of time on their hands yeah they're like how what yeah what is something that we all agree is a thing a 24-hour dave day how can i change it and make it different see you're you sound like a sheep right now man yeah i do i do who says that a day is 24 hours? That's true. Who does?

Caveman 300 years ago. What was going on 300 years ago? George Washington is a caveman. I mean, we were already starting to live here, right? Yeah. We've been living here a minute. Yeah. We were getting ready for our revolution in a few decades.

You're starting to brew. We were getting ready. We had like steam engines. Did we? No. I don't think we had steam engines. Cotton gin? No. Also no.

We had Native Americans? Yes. They were here for a while. Yeah, we invented Native Americans at that time. We invented them in 1700, I think. They've been around for about 23 years. Wasn't industrial revolution in the 1800s?

Correct, it was. I think so. I think so. It was like the mid-18s? 1700s, I think, was everybody getting into place. Getting ready? For what would come later. We were getting people over here. Yeah, and they were just kind of getting into place. Right, they were getting into place, and then we would come later we were getting people over here yeah and they were just kind of yeah getting into place right they were getting into place and then we would fight

the wars and change when was the pilgrim 16 like 16 20 20 uh what is it columbus when did when did 1400 that was 1492 it was columbus oh and then 100 years when did they When did they hit Plymouth Rock? 1620. 1620. Is it 1620? Why do I keep saying that? That's Jamestown, correct? Wait. That's when people drank the Kool-Aid. It's kind of crazy how much shit we did in the last 200 years.

Oh, yeah, we accelerated quick. Fucking crazy. Really, 100 years. Yeah. From 1900. It all just popped off. When was the Salem Witch? Imagine if you had 21 days in a week.

When were the witches? Witches in Salem? Yeah. What a fucking wild time that must have been. They just like throw you in the lake and if you float, you're a witch and they kill you and if they don't float,

they're like, ah, fuck, we fucked that one up. Now you're dead though. That was, yeah, like the Salem. Could dudes be witches back then? No, I don't think so. I think it was just like we were on our infatation. Hold on, what's this chick doing? No, I don't think so. I think it was just like we were on our What's this chick doing?

She's not going to lock me. Why isn't she married? She's a witch. Giles Corey. Who was he? He was a Salem guy. I can fucking read a book for him one time. Look at that dude. He got crushed. More weight. More weight is what he said.

Was he a witch? Giles Corey was nothing. Remember they put weight on his... They put the stones, yeah. I think you're thinking of David Blaine. No, they smashed him. Yeah, a male witch is just a magician. Wait, so at what point were they like, after they kept on drowning these people, they're like, maybe we're wrong?

They were running out of hoes. And they're not all witches? Because none of them popped back up. Yeah, all the people that drowned, they just go, ah, fuck. Honestly. Ah, we were wrong. No, no. They might have been right and just got them all.

That's true. That's true. Yeah, actually, you're right. That's what happened. Their last act of being a witch was to not float. They magically not floated to prove that, to throw us off the set. Yeah. So we were actually right the whole time.

Can you look it up, TJ? How many people were killed? I bet you it's a low number, like 13. Yeah. We just made it a big deal. Yeah. Yeah, it really is. We were on our in-cell.

I need a Giles Corey. Yeah, I want to look this dude up. Yeah. I can't believe we were killing the hoes. Well, we basically were like, look, this woman is an adult and she doesn't live with anyone 25 she must be a witch 25 men women and children oh this wasn't like genocide i in my head it was thousands yeah yeah that's kind of i'm kind of okay with that so do you think it started when a guy was like he was caught cheating on his wife and he's like no she's a witch we need to drown her yeah she she seduced me with magic. Why did I think this was like an era?

Was it like a... How long was the trial? Was this a day? How long was this? I thought it was decades. There's Giles. Oh, this was 1600. Okay. English farmer, petty thief, and tried murderer

who was accused of witchcraft along with his wife, Martha Corey, during the Salem witch trials. After being arrested, Corey refused to enter a plea of guilty or not guilty. He was subjected to pressing in an effort to force him to plead the only example of such a sanctioned American history. Pressing! He died after three days of torture.

They pressed him to death. Yeah. They just put stones on his chest. And he said more, they asked him for their, like, any last statement, bitch, and they put it. Wait, how old was he? He said 81. And he said more weight. Yeah. I don't think he lived to 81 back then. I don't think people lived that long. People did, and it's deceiving if you look it up. People lived full, long lives hundreds of years ago.

14 women, 5 men. Wait, sandwich arms were a series of hearings and prosecutions of people accused of witchcraft between February 1692 and May 9th. So, yeah, it was like a year and a half. Wait, 200 people accused and only 30 were found guilty. How did people not get it? So, yeah, it was like a year and a half. Wait, 200 people accused and only 30 were found guilty. How did people not get... So, yeah, maybe they were right. Maybe.

Yeah. I was supposed to kill 25 witches. Maybe the people that weren't killed, they were just like, we think you're a witch. And they were like, all right, cool. Let me run home real quick and get stuff for the trial. And then they just like took off running. Yeah. Ran to the next town over.

How? Where they got in. Damn, they were a witch. Does it say how they would, like, why they would think someone was a witch? Was it like, woman owns cat? Yeah. Just imagine a dude waking up next to, like, a fat chick, and he's like, all right, she's a witch.

Yeah. Can't deal with this anymore. I think it's woman doesn't smile enough. Witch. She's a witch. Yeah. She's so much prettier when she smiles. What were the signs?

Can you see? What was their idea of what a witch was? Yeah, I don't know. Were they on that broom shit or that was Hollywood? This is definitely not what we think.

Right. We've romanticized witches. What made you be a witch? Okay, so after someone concluded that a loss, illness, or death had been caused by witchcraft, the accuser entered a complaint against the alleged witch

with the local magistrates. If the complaint was deemed credible, the magistrates had the person arrested and brought for a public examination and essentially an interrogation where the magistrates pressed the accused to confess. Who would be indicted? Huh.

We should go to Salem. Just see what's going on. I want to see what's up. Giles Corey 81 yeah 81 year old farmer damn That's depressing that We're still dying like that Hmm

If he was living to 81 and now that's like a good life No medical No hospitals Yeah What's witch cake Maybe that's why they thought he was a witch He was 81 years old in 1600s They're like this guy's What is witch cake? Maybe that's why they thought he was a witch. He was 81 years old in 1600s. That's true.

They're like, this guy's... What is witch cake? It has its own section. This is crazy, right? It was made of urine. It was made of urine. And they fed it to a dog? Fed it to dogs?

Yo, people were just wilding back then. Yeah. Anything went. There were no rules. He was just pissed. He was like, I'm making witch cake. I'm going to say it. I'm glad I just wilding back then. Yeah. Anything went. There were no rules. He was pissed. He was like, I'm making witch cake. I'm going to say it. I'm glad I didn't live back then.

Yeah, same. I don't know. It kind of rocks to just be like, witch. Yeah. Yeah, like, I don't like you. You're a witch. You're a witch. Decent time to be a dude.

Yeah. Oh, the best time. Yeah. I think you're probably right, Brandon. Someone powerful got caught cheating on their wife or something. Yeah. And they said, I didn't choose this. She put me under a trance.

Witch. And I woke up. Yeah. Yeah, she made my dick hard. And I was face fucking her. I don't know how that happened. That pussy put me into a trance. Rest in peace to Jimmy Carter's wife.

Yeah. Yeah. So sad. Oh, she just passed. Only the good die young. I'd be remiss to not bring up that photo of Joe Biden kneeling next to her. Yes, the miniature. Shocking, shocking proportions.

Have you guys seen this? No. It looks fake. It looks like Gandalf. I think we showed it last week. Yeah. Oh, really? Yeah.

On the show. Oh, was I not? You might not have been here, but yeah, we should look it up again. You're 96. I don't know. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, was I not? You might not have been here, but yeah, we should look it up again. You're 96. Oh, yeah, yeah. You think she died like. That's an American girl doll. Yeah.

I feel like when a 96-year-old dies like that, they're just like, all right, that's it for me. Yeah, Yoda was. They just go lay down and just like. Yoda was just like, I'm tired. I think that's Yoda's last words. Yeah. He was like 800. All right. See you guys guys had a good run 96 is so old so fucking old yeah 96 you have to accept that like it's common like any day yeah i think you've been accepting it for 10 years i'm

already there right now yeah but then like your night the people live to like 106 that's gotta be torture what age 96 that's 10 is a lot of years what age do people when you die they don't they don't ask what happened i think 80 or above a 78 75 plus 75 i think i think 80s 80s it's always funny seeing those stories of like the the random woman in Italy who's 110. She's like, I drink a glass of olive oil every day and chug wine. Cigarettes and Dr. Pepper. It's all stress. I'm convinced.

If the obituary said natural causes, at what age do you not do a double take? I think it's got to be 80. 73 if they were just like, hey, just died from natural causes. do not do a double take. I think it would be, I think it's got to be 80. Yeah. 73 if they were just like, hey, just died from natural causes. I think 80 is when you don't ask. 90 is when you don't really, not that you don't feel bad. Yeah, I know. I get what you're saying.

You're like, they had a good life. Okay. It's tough to be sad. Two of my grandparents died in their early 90s. I was like, okay. Makes sense. Yeah. Hell of a performance.

That was about right. Good game. If they're ready to roll. Yeah. You did it. was about right Good game If they're ready If they're ready to roll Yeah You did it GG's Good game to a corpse Yeah

Good game Hell of a run Gave it all you had You had me there for a minute Yeah But I got you Oh you were immortal GG's

Every person you outlive is a personal dub Yeah Get fucked pop up Oh hell yes Not you Well it seemed like me No I'm talking about my real papa Oh

Do you guys still have grandparents alive? Two grandmas I got one I lost my last one last year Better go find them How'd that turn into Okay I lost my last one last year. Better go find them. How'd that turn into... Okay. Did you guys see my producer Pug?

Oh, yeah. What? It was horrific. What? No. What's a Pug? My producer Evan, who does the YouTube for part of my take. You call him Pug?

Pug, yeah. Why? I can't remember I think there was like someone wrote in a story to us on Pardon My Take And they said Pug or something nickname was like that's a great nickname we need a Pug in our group I like that Pug is and he kind of he's you know he's a little shorter Pug It's a good nickname to have like hey there's our Pug But did you guys see this video or no?

No I have no idea what you're talking about. Gia took his soul. Oh, yeah. I saw this. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. He went lion.

Yeah. Is he hurt? He was hurt. Oh, and then she's probably like, oh, I'm so sorry. She did miss the shot, which it sucks that we don't have that video. Yeah. Because it does make it feel a little better when you airball a shot after doing that, but yeah. Oh, my God.

CJ, is that you? Oh, CJ. Yeah. I mean, the whole game stopped. CJ just put both hands on his head. Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, she's a witch.

Witch. That's how it happened. She went witch mode. Look at him walking it off. Oh, my God. His. Oh, she's a witch. Witch. That's how it happened. She went witch mode. Look at him walking it off. Oh, my God. His mind is racing. Max, were you looking for this? How do I play this off?

Oh, he did turn. It did turn on him, though. Watch him walk off. Were you here for when Pug got crossed up? Oh. Is he in the office? He's not here today? Yeah.

Watch him walk. Watch him walk. This is brutal. Oh, he's hurt. Oh, he's doing the funny walk. Watch him walk. This is brutal. Oh, he's hurt. Oh, he's doing the funny walk. This is mean. This is mean. Yeah, it is mean.

I would have... Watch his left ankle. I would have... That's what... He was wearing running shoes and jeans. He wasn't prepared for the situation. It was bad shoes. It was bad shoes.

He walked off like when Avril Lavigne got caught lip syncing. Yeah. No. And then he was, like, actually injured. He, like, when Avril Lavigne got caught lip syncing. Yeah. No. And then he was like actually injured. He like took himself out of the game, which was. You have to. I talked to him yesterday. He's like, I was already falling when she was doing the move.

And I was like, no, dude. Can't. Yeah. Is he okay? I don't know. Memes is really the one that you should be asking memes was uh their front center he said that our boy was our boy was down bad but but that's tough you know I had some good words of uh experience to tell him that this happens and that

it won't people won't forget it but no no no what do you mean by this happens embarrassing embarrassing videos come out of you yeah it's unfortunate it's unfortunate that everything's wired well it's fortunate because these are the moments i love but they play a pickup game on friday afternoons like around three o'clock and that's when this happened and would you rather a pug that happened to you or to your partner a non-nude sex to leak words oh that for sure i think so too yeah sexting is the most i think i'd rather dick pic come out than sexting pic yeah no sexting you can't the mind of a horny person sexting and then having that be released is. That's worse. Like Anthony Weiner texts. Yeah, Adam Levine.

Oh, yeah, Adam Levine. It's happened to me. What? What? Wait a minute. What? Wait a minute, Luke. What?

What? Senior year, we were on the baseball bus, and I had some risque texts with my girlfriend at the time, and my buddy took my phone and read them on the back of the bus. No. What were you saying? Oh, I mean, got to give her something. I don't remember.

I don't recall. How graphic, though? Not too graphic. Were you like, I can't wait to cuddle? Or were you like, I want to beat that pussy up? It wasn't beat the pussy up, but he might. I can give him a call. I love how I feel when I'm in you.

Yeah, that was like one of the most embarrassing moments of my life, though. I think I'd rather dick come out than sexts. For sure. Maybe even like non-sex talk. Yeah. Text talk. Like trying to be funny. Yeah. That's the worst. What do you mean trying to be funny? With a girl.

Oh, okay. Using emojis because she uses emojis and you first started talking to her so you're like, alright, well I guess I'm going to start using a lot of emojis. Guess we're using emojis. And then, yeah. Just cringing thinking about how bad that would be. I was on the phone in what I thought was alone in the bathroom, and Rudy was taking a shit, and he sent me a video. You could hear the audio of me alone. Oh, no.

Yeah. It would be a shame if he sent it to us. No, please don't. Please don't. Are you spitting game? No. I was just checking in. Oh.

Really being interested in a woman at all. Yeah, it's embarrassing. It's so embarrassing. It's the greatest thing you can do. Rudy caught me saying drive safely. I was beat red. Simply stating that. Call me when you get there.

Yeah. Simply stating I am attracted to another person. It's like, whoa, whoa, whoa. I miss you. You fucking loser. I miss you. I love you get there. Yeah. Yeah. Simply stating I am attracted to another person. It's like, whoa, whoa, whoa. I miss you. You fucking loser. I miss you. I love you. Oh.

Yeah, I've been thinking about you. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. I would rather a picture of my asshole leak than a good morning text to a girl come out. Oh. I hope you have a wonderful day. Yeah.

Oh, God. Send more pics I want to see your face Don't cover your face with your phone That's my favorite part I look like such an idiot You know I want to be with you right now Just smiling my ass off on my phone

Oh my god Every time I see your name pop up I smile I still feel warm When I The word wet ever gets Oh no Oh, my God. Every time I see your name pop up, I smile. I still feel warm when I... Oh. The word wet ever gets... Oh, no.

No, no, no, no, no. Or hard. Hard is... Oh. Who had... Was it Anthony Weiner that had bad texts? Oh, he had a lot. There was someone else, though, that when you read him, I can't remember.

You just read him and you're like, this is the most embarrassing thing. You feel bad for him. Yeah. What was Adam Levine's? Your body is insane. Yeah. Oh, man. You're in a moment.

Yeah. You're horny. It's a drug. You're horny. It's a drug. You're under drugs. It is. It's no different than being under a drug. It's like a primal instinct that kicks in and takes over. What can I say to...

Yeah, like getting... I want... Yeah, you're like... It's an art form. Holy fuck. Holy fucking fuck. That body of yours is absurd. Next date I'll be like, do you want to make out with the devil?

Haha. How are you such an hourglass? Oh my god. How are you such an hourglass? Imagine seeing a naked woman just like, holy fucking fuck. You're like an hourglass. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my God.

Seriously. I may need to see the booty. I may need to see the booty. No booty. No booty. Watching your ass jiggle on that table will permanently scar me, but otherwise I'm amazing. Oh, dude. Fuck.

I'd do anything for it. Oh, the steak dinner. Oh, I had a steak dinner and Whisper Sweet. Nothing's into it. I want to tattoo my ass now. Nate may come to Maui and tattoo me and surf. I need to put some clouds behind the Reaper. What's he even saying?

That is so fucking weird when you said you were tired, as I was going to say maybe Mercury and Retrograde, but I never said it trippy. No fucking way. What the hell's going on now He sounds so bad This is more embarrassing Than the sex

Yes Yeah Yeah Oh man Wait I was just gonna bring that up That's trippy Wait what was the last one

This is how desperate he was Which is crazy He's a good looking dude I'm having another baby Wifey pregnant I'm having a boy And I'm naming him Zaya He will be badass

What Why would he say yeah he named his baby after the chick chick he was fucking right oh my god that's not horny that's like mental illness right there I do want to see her if she's an actual hourglass I mean we have to bring up army hammers I'm an actual fucking

cannibal oh Oh my god. That is uncomfortable. Like a perfect hourglass? He's just trapped. Holy fucking fuck. Come on, Adam. You're very famous, dude. Okay, video of you jerking off

or horny text, Lee? Horny text. I think that's more vulnerable. Absolutely. Horny text, everybody. Horny text. I got to go horny text. Absolutely. I think that's more vulnerable. Absolutely. Yeah. Horny text. Everybody, like, yeah. Horny text.

Yeah, video. Fucking fuck. Holy fucking fuck. Oh, fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Oh, my God. Yeah, a jerk-off video would be so embarrassing.

Oh, my God. The angle. The angle, and then if you bust, and you're just like, look at what you did. I kind of like that. Look at what you did to me. Was just thinking about you. It's impossible to look cool jerking off.

This is your fault. Nobody's ever looked cool jerking off. The most attractive man ever does not look cool jerking off. This is your fault. Nobody's ever looked cool jerking off. The most attractive man ever does not look cool jerking off. Like a leather jacket? A toothpick? Like imagine taking like a selfie video and like you have like a double chin. You're just like. Yeah, how do you look cool jerking off?

You got to be standing up. You got to be loud. Slow tugging? Yeah, I think you you gotta be wearing Timbs you do have to be wearing Timbs you gotta be wearing Timbs for sure I think you're real casual about it oh I don't think that though

I don't think you can lean back oh yeah what if you he's on his phone he's scrolling What if you're annoyed to be doing it? What's this dick doing on the inverse? Imagine if you walked in on me jerking off and my leg was crossed. Oh, fuck. Kyle, you did it.

Yeah, you did it. You found the way. Dude, that's the coolest jerk off I've ever Oh, fuck. Kyle, you did it. Yeah, you did it. You found the way. Dude, that's the coolest jerk-off I've ever seen, man. Yeah, that was. Do you think anybody in here could do it cooler? Like, sit down and pretend like you're jerking off coolly. Who could do it? I don't think.

I don't think that. Yeah. These chairs are good for it, too. What about going backhand? Oh. Oh, yeah. That's like you're not even jerking off. That's western grip. What about going backhand? Oh yeah, that's like you're not even jerking off. That's western grip.

Western grip? Oh, standing? What about this? Go ahead. What if you're standing? Where are you going? Oh, that's cool. That's pretty cool.

That face, yeah. That's pretty cool. That face, yeah. That's pretty cool. Wait a minute. You're like a coach about to give a big speech? Yeah. I got to finish real quick Yeah I think the lean The lean

Yeah just a quick lean Cigarette in your mouth Yeah One minute Jerking off real quick You gotta basically be Kyle Capture the essence

It's gotta be like You're almost Like annoyed that you have to jerk off Yeah Maybe like you're Eating like a bag of plain lays with your right hand and you backhand with the left. Or maybe even a controller, maybe a little Xbox.

You like shoot a paper into the trash, make it. While you're doing the backhand at left. You like blow a bubble. Yeah, you got to be chewing gum. Chomping gum. You got to be chewing gum i don't want to make this yeah yeah you should put one out just gigantic tims yeah your underwear and pants are nowhere to be found

butt ass naked This is undone. Yeah, your underwear and pants are nowhere to be found. Butt-ass naked giant Timbs. Completely naked giant Timbs. Huge Timbs. Maybe a shooting sleeve. Are you wearing a headband? Yeah, a shooting sleeve. Giant Timbs. Blanket paws for the entire segment. Oh, yeah.

Oh, is that how to put out a blanket paws? Blanket paws. Blanket paws. And the worst way is just gotta be like laying down on your stomach. Yeah.

Or not on your stomach but on your back being like. Yeah and filming from like yeah filming filming from your knees and it's shooting

just straight yeah the shot of it is just Yeah. Yeah I think the more aloof the better. You bust

you just leave. Just keep on going. I guess I more aloof the better. You bust, you just leave. Just keep on going. I guess I came. Huh. Huh. I think we found something here. I'm going to try to cool guy jerk off.

Cool guy jerk off. I don't know if it would be as fun. I'd be too focused on being cool. Yeah. I don't think it's possible for me, or like for certain guys. Certain guys can make it cool. There's no shot I'd ever look cool Let's see Yeah do a cool jerk off

You weren't Dude you couldn't even get hard You should be arrested right now Yeah that was a crime I bet you like Carmelo Anthony does it pretty cool Guaranteed For sure Melo yeah is like spinning a basketball was a crime yeah i bet you like carmelo anthony does it pretty cool guaranteed for sure mellow yeah it's like spinning a basketball i think he's like looking through the fridge

yeah yeah oh fuck do i got leftovers guy jerks off he does a pump fake before he nuts who's the coolest guy jerked? He's looking for his weed. He'll walk into a room on you while he's jacking off. Yeah, just looking for his weed. You think a guy like Leo even jerks off?

Like Leo doesn't jerk off, right? I don't think everybody jerks off. No, but he just has a girl all the time. But he's not cool. Leo's not cool about it. You don't think so? You don't think he's cool about jerking off? No.

That'd be funny if he was a total spaz jerk off. Because he's kind of sloppy, isn't he? He might jerk off in character. Isn't that the thing about Leo? Now he's like, he's kind of letting himself go, and he's just kind of like, who gives a fuck? You think he blasts into his tummy? I bet you he has some sort of technique where he's sitting Indian style.

He has some Kama Sutra jerking off. Oh, that's actually pretty cool what he just did. Yeah. Yeah, he Kama Sutra jerk. Oh, that's actually pretty cool what you just did. Yeah. Yeah, he got his ass fingered. Him and his girl going ass to ass. Yeah. You had this big moment

for boxer briefs, or boxers. Yeah, it's easier access. I think you sitting like that, Nick, actually works. Yeah. Who cares? Yeah, just like on the beach.

Foot falls asleep. Yeah, the less into it you are, you do need Big Tims. I think that's the one thing. Big Tims are huge. And they have to be like, we all know what we're talking about With big Tims And I think the laces have to be The tongue is flapping It's the Tims you put on Like to go out

And take the trash to the curb I think you have one air pod in Yeah What about a bluetooth That's too depraved yeah unless yeah one airpod hey if you have uh wired headphones that's the biggest loser move ever right yeah where's the jerk off where's it going yeah get your phone in your ass Yeah. We should host a competition, coolest jerk-off.

Yeah, it's like the air guitar. Yeah. DM your submissions to at BFW on Twitter. That's right. Brandon, bring in your top 20 tomorrow. We will sort through them all and play the winners on the show. Barstool jerk-off. Yeah, we're starting it.

Yeah. That's probably already taken. The cum hub for stoolies. Yeah. What's the latest with Kush right now? Is it buzzing? Oh, yeah. It's going to be a big week, Thanksgiving week.

Yeah, it's cousin walk week. Oh, yeah. Every day we're going to walk with a cousin meme. I'm going to Wawa. I'll be right back. Yo, me and cousin are going to go on a walk. See you in 10. Cousin Week.

So, Snoop is not actually. Oh, he didn't? Did we get fooled? Oh, really? It was an ad. He did November Fool's? Publicity stunt. I think he's going smokeless.

Oh. Oh. Oh. publicity stunt i think he's going smokeless oh oh oh it's a fire pit it's not even weed wait what smoke i didn't even watch it i want to see his fire pit let's see it i'm giving up smoke i know what you're thinking snoop smoke is kind of your whole thing but i'm done with it done with the coughing and my clothes smelling all sticky. I'm going smokeless. Solo stole fixed fire. They took out the smoke. How much did they pay him for that?

Millions. And also, how does that exist? That thing looks cool. I want it. What does that, how? That doesn't make sense. Can you click on it? Oh, he would jerk off cool as fuck.

Yeah. Yeah. But like Meek Mill was like earnestly like following him. Like he's like, yeah, I'm going to do it too. Like my lifeline is going to be cut in half if I don't stop. Wait, there's a, oh hell yeah. There's a Snoop Dogg version of it? Yeah, I'll get it.

Get it for the stew. I don't know, man. I like the smoke. Yeah. You like smelling it. I don't like smelling like it, though. I don't like smelling like it, but there's something about the smell of a fire that's...

Yeah, that's... Like, I want to sit next to it. Listen, man, this isn't for you, then. I guess not. You got to get one, Brandon. Yeah, Brandon. Why do I have to get one? You have all that land.

Yeah, I got a little bit of land, but I already have a terrific smoker in my backyard and a fire pit, a big fire pit. A fire pit? Yeah, I have a built-in fire pit. Titus, tell them about my fire pit. I have a fire pit. I don't know. You didn't use i just tell them about my fire pit i have a fire pit i don't know you didn't you didn't use it when i was there i didn't make a fire but you didn't

know how to make it well it's hard to kind of see yeah yeah you had a you had like a hole it was august the hole it wasn't a fire pit unless there's a fire in it oh that's the fire you have to put a fire in it for it to be a fire okay it's just a hole otherwise well I have a fire pit and it's wonderful. And I have a beautiful smoker. $2,000 smoker. That I cooked on. The steaks were delicious. Made some bacon too. I made some bacon. Yeah, I always make bacon as an appetizer when I cook

steaks. What time is Mincy coming over? I'm worried because I thought it was just a night and he this morning he cornered me and said, what time do y'all eat? 1130? I was like, yeah. He said, okay. And me and said, what time do y'all eat, 1130? I was like, yeah. He said, okay. And I don't know what he's doing with that information.

I think he's coming over to eat. I think he's coming over to eat. What time's the game? 7 o'clock at night. He's spending the night. I think he's coming over. He's spending the night. He's planning on spending the night. So he has a turkey trot in the morning up in Vernon Hills,

which is up near me, and that's in the morning. Oh, dude, He's not coming. Yeah. He's probably going to get to my house at like 930. Sweaty. He might shower at your house. He's going to shower at your house. Nipples chafing.

Yeah. You got all that. Can we get him down here? You don't say anything. Okay. Let's have him run through what he's going to do on Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving plan. Yeah.

I would love to hear. I'll text him. I'll text him. No, I don't believe you. I'll text him. I'll text him. What do you think I'm lying on? Why wouldn't I text him?

You've always been lying on Mincy. I've never lied on Mincy. And I've never called him Mincy. I don't know why I just did that. I'm to Yak. To Yak. What do you call him? Oh, he's, I don't know if you all know it, but he pitched Macrodosing on an episode.

Oh, yeah, he's probably doing that. He's probably doing that because he pitched them, and he said, I'd like to come on and talk about Ben Mintz. Yeah. Did you guys see him at the Alamo? Yes. Barely. Yeah, sort of.

You pull it up, TJ? Mintzy went to the Alamo. Yeah, you're right. He's probably on macro dosing. Yeah, you have a full day of Mintzy ahead of you. Yeah, and they're going to beat us. There's nothing good coming up this Thursday for me. Maybe he'll trip and fall down the steps.

He will trip and fall down the steps. Just give him the wrong address. What? Give him the wrong address. Every stoolie will tell him because all these asshole stoolies have my address. They've been sending me shit. Mincy, if you tell them the wrong... Can I say something about that right now?

Can I say something real quick? People online that don't like me got my address and they've been sending stuff to my house. They send stuff to Tommy and his mom is very pissed. What are they sending? They sent Tommy a knife. Can we stop that right now? Oh, there he is.

Don't send a child a weapon. Yeah. It's fucked up. What's up, Mincy? Mincy. How we doing, boys? We got to, first of all, how was the Alamo? It was cool.

It was fun. We saw your picture. Yeah. Was it actually fun? I had a big moment with it just because I'm named after Ben Malum. And they had stuff up. They had a painting with him. Who won the battle. Yeah. Who won? He died. He won the pre-battle. The pre-battle. And they had stuff up. They had a painting with him. Who won the battle.

Yeah, he died. He won the pre-battle. The pre-battle, and he died in it. It was like early December. He went around getting all these volunteers and said, who will come with Ben Malum to San Antonio? And they went in there, and they took over the Alamo from the Mexicans, but he died in that one.

He had children before that? He didn't have any kids. So how are you related? He's like my uncle. His brother stuff had kids. Oh, that makes sense. Okay. Okay.

But he died in that one in December, and then the one everybody died in was February. God. But they had a lot of stuff up for him. So he didn't even die in the real one? No. Damn. But he led the volunteer. I mean, he was like, whoa, it was cool.

He was only a volunteer? No, he was like the leader of it. Did you ask for the basement? Did you see the basement? So I tried the joke where I took the picture. I went to the basement to see his picture, but it wasn't really the basement, but maybe it felt a little flat.

We took the Alamo from Mexico? Yeah. And then they just wanted it back? Yeah. And they did take it back? Yeah. Sounds like you're forgetting. But then we ended up getting it.

But I don't, I guess I, so's just like all all came out in the wash then like i i thought it was like ours the whole time and that's why we're defending it they just wanted their shit back yeah all right you're sounding like a lib right now yeah huh uh min, walk us through the schedule on Thanksgiving. The Thanksgiving Day schedule? Yes. Okay. So, first of all, thank you to Brandon for inviting me over to his family's Thanksgiving. Terrific guy.

Yep. I will appreciate it. 8.30 a.m., I got a five-mile turkey trot in Mount Vernon. Okay. So, we're going to get a – this is going to be like my big pre-St. Jude. Do you have a car? I do have a car. I'm actually going to stay with... There's a Monroe guy

that I'm good friends with. One of my best friends' older brothers invited me to his family Thanksgiving in Mount Vernon. I'm going to run the turkey trot with them. I'm going to do some Thanksgiving with them and then go see Brandon. You're not going to have Thanksgiving? What time do you think you'll get to my house?

I have no idea. I know the game's at 630, so before that. Do you want me to come for the 1130 early one? Yeah. I don't know. We've got our wires crossed here. Okay. What time is the turkey trot?

The turkey trot's at 830. It's a five-mile run. Okay, okay. And you're going to go to your friend's house? I mean, I thought that, but I could go to your – I mean, I have a car, so I could go to a friend's house I mean I I thought that but I could go to your I mean I have a car so I can go to your no no no let's why don't you go to Brandon's I'll go to Brandon's

no I'm coming to Brandon's yeah I'm gonna come to Brandon's for 1130 and if I want to go back 1130 game drop off your luggage at Brandon's real quick just not a big deal I didn't like I didn't, like, I didn't really invite

What? Brandon. Brandon. Brandon. Oh, you fake invited me? No, I didn't fake invite you. Oh, Brandon's nice. Will Compton's here. Willie boy. Will Compton. And Delaney Walker. What's up? Sit down. We're almost done with Mincy and then Delaney will sit down as well. Oh, I bet you

these two can do it. We right, so we're set. Hey, you want to come over to 1130? Come over to 1130. Yeah, okay. I'm in. I'm going to do the run and come over there and eat. Let's do it. Okay, so you'll be there at my house all day? I guess I might leave for a couple hours to go see. You're a sweaty guy after runs, though.

Yeah, I am. You want to sneak up on his place? Shower at his place. Yeah, I'll shower at're going to need a shower? Shower at his place. Yeah. Shower at his place. Love it. Double Thanksgiving sounds like you got. Sounds great.

Basement, 630 kickoff, Egg Bowl. Yeah. Love it. And we're going to get so sleepy. He's going to sleep on his couch probably. About to watch just complete ass taxing in that football game. Ass taxing? It's going to be bad.

It's going to be bad. Your ass is getting taxed. That's never been a thing. I don't know. I just say it's going to be bloody, I think. Oh. A bloody ass. A bloody ass.

A bloody ass. Whatever. I feel good about the game. All right. Well, thank you, Mincy. Happy Thanksgiving. Thank you. Yes.

Wake up, Mincy. He's sneaking up. Okay. All right. We got Will and Delaney Walker here. Come on in, boys. Gentlemen. Will, were you just telling him what Mincy said?

What's up, Delaney? What's up Delaney what's up Willie what's up dude good to see you hey Brandon we're cousins yeah we got two walkers we got two walkers alright boys you guys are cool so we gotta

yeah we gotta do Delaney nice to meet you we're talking about the coolest ways to jerk off um if you got walking if you got this way well like we'll show you kyle will show you yeah we found the coolest way okay and then you can tell us if you can find a cooler way butt ass naked butt um yeah it's just not it's not a cool thing to do but there is a way i think if you're naked with Timbs on. Big Timbs. And you're lounging and just leave your backhand to the left.

Eating. Like eating. Lays chips. Yeah, like this. So if you walked in on him doing that, you'd be like, oh, he was jerking off coolly. Maybe a toothpick. So the question is like the coolest way to appear. We were talking about like if stuff got out from your foot,

like sexts or dick pics or whatever. And then someone said like a video of you jerking off. And then I was like, yeah, it was mook. And I was like, that's got to be the worst thing. Because even if you're the coolest dude in the world, no one jerks off cool. And then we were trying to think of a way that it wouldn't be so. A way if a video of you beaten off was released where

it doesn't make you look terrible yeah like you'd retweet it oh shit jerking off because it's like the one act that's like impossible to look cool and then kyle got close i think yeah big cat was pretty close. Maybe like ripping a joint in that same setting with the Tims on. Chips. So Big Cat. Just like. Do the face. That's good.

But I did. Like a scratch. You're looking out the window. But you have to be butt naked. Is that what you have to be? You have to have a dick out. No, you can have Tims on. You can have Tims on. You can have out the window. But you have to be butt naked. Is that what you – you have to be butt naked. You might just have to have dick out. No, you can have Timbs on. You can have Timbs on.

You can have Timbs on. Will, how did you explain – Somebody walks in and you're just like, hey, hey, hey, one second. Let me ask you a question. We should have probably started with this. How did you explain the yak to Delaney before we – So I was like, all right, we're about to go on this show. It's the yak.

It's just a bunch of dudes being dudes. We sit around and literally we talk about whatever. There's no expectation. There's no pressure. And then I tried like going down the line. I'm like, you know, Nick, he's boys with KB. They do a show called The Anus together. I was like super smart cats, very funny, but almost like funny smart.

They're like talking to me in circles all the time, and I have like this delayed laughter. But it'll be cool with them. might feel weird at first but they're cool and then i was like brandon walker yeah he's like the college football guy but a lot of people kind of don't mess with him a whole lot so he'll kind of like chirp a little bit i was like big k you know bc and then i was like green i was like green shirt he's like a comedian he's like a comic i don't know him too well yet wait what green shirt name you're wearing a green shirt i forgot i forgot i feel bad about it just take a guess

oh he doesn't know your name yeah no he doesn't know his name come Come on, you got this. Paul Dano. You got this. Give me a hint. Can I have a hint? Irish. Sam? Yeah. Fucking Sam. Close. Guess not. Samuel?

No. Not close. Yeah, why'd you say close? Sheik? What? Not Irish. Think of an Irish-ass name. Yeah, shh. The most Irish, maybe. Shamrock? Think of another famous Irishman. Yeah, why'd you say clothes? Chic? What? Not Irish. Think of an Irish-ass name. Yeah, the most Irish maybe. Shamrock?

Think of another famous Irishman. Yeah. Think about the most famous Irishman right now. Um. Come on. Come on. Whiskey. He's gonna say Crocodile Dundee. Fighting. Chest tattoo. Connor?

Yeah. Yeah! You knew it. How many times have you seen Will, though, Connor? What's up? How many times have you seen Will? Bunch. Get him out.

We've had a few talks. Hang on, hang on. The day we actually had some connection was when we were at the old office. Yeah. Y'all was riding Taylor. Yeah, and Taylor was smoking dick. Yeah, exactly. Watch out for him typical yeah right yeah and then i was like mark he's like uh he's he played uh basketball in college he's kind of one of the

cool guys he does oh yeah that's a good way to explain it yeah yeah so that was my explanation i was like in mincy like you'll kind of see mincy uh he's just like you don't need to explain observe him yeah yeah and i was like as mince he was getting up I was like see that's mincey right here Delaney was looking at him to see if like they would introduce and mince he just kind of kept it moving and didn't make eye Contact. Yeah Hey, but answer that question. I would have probably had to use a bucket of popcorn. Oh And then you don't know you know what oh you're trying to be sneaky with oh wait but you're in public why not i mean that's the one i'll retweet yeah are you in a movie theater do you just have a

bucket of like are you like are you elsewhere what movie am i watching jurassic park three damn on the subway yeah you're watching on your phone on the subway with tim's yeah oh yeah. Butt-ass naked with big-ass Tims. Yeah, you got to have the Tims. Will, you've been everywhere, dude. How are you feeling? I'm a little tired, but I'm all right. I got almost seven hours last night, so I feel better.

You went straight from Chicago to Vegas and then Vegas to Nashville. Yeah, Vegas, man. I'll tell you what. Shout out Duracell. Great battery. Yeah. Great battery. We saw this 15-minute drone show.

That was interesting. We did this fan experience thing, and yeah, we just had like a weekend out in Vegas. Love it. Pretty sleepless. Watched Taylor come back and win like over 200 grand. It was like a movie. Him and Steve will do it. It was a movie.

It was a movie. Yes. I'll be like, hey, bro, I'm going to go upstairs and go to bed. And then you wake up the next morning and there was no sleep. Just boys on the tables. Like, I mean, it gets nuts out there. But I like, I hate the idea of like losing. Yeah.

A lot of money. Yeah. At one point, I saw Dana down. He was down like a million, 1.5 million. Holy shit. I would genuinely, yep. Am I allowed to say that? Yeah.

I'd kill myself. Damn, 1.5 in a table game? Yes. Did he win it back? Yeah, he did. Whoa. Now then it's worth it. Yeah, he did.

They stayed up all night, and then he had to go to a meeting, a business meeting, so he told the room, he was like, hey, I'm going to come back, like hold everything here. And so just he was out. They had a UFC fight night at the Apex. He did all that, and then he came back to the table. Jesus. Just didn't sleep.

No. Damn. How was Steve Will Do It? I mean, he was – Chill guy? Yeah, he's chill. Like he was playing the whole time. I don't know him very well I mean, he was – Chill guy? Yeah, he's chill. Like, he was playing the whole time. I don't know him very well.

Okay, you didn't like talking to him. What was the movie gambling experience? Tables? Are you talking about what Taylor was saying? I wasn't there the whole – like, I wasn't there for all of it. Like, we were doing all the – after the drone show on Saturday, when the boys had went down, Taylor had made some money and then got back to even.

But he was tired from staying up all night. So he was like, oh, I'm going to go back. And I'm thinking, like, nobody goes to bed at 7 p.m. in Vegas when you lost and now you're down even. You had $30,000 and then you lost $30,000. Yeah. And so, sure enough, when we all got back after watching the games, we were at the Sportsbook watching.

That was when Nebraska-Wisconsin was going on. So we were all watching our games. Sorry about that, Will. I know. We were all watching the games and then we the sports book watching uh like that was when nebraska wisconsin was going on so we were all watching us and the crew was what i know we were all watching the games and then we go back to the hotel tales like hey things happen i'm at the tables now so i went and watched him for a little bit that was when he was with steve and they were trying to like win their money win dana help dana win his money back and then i was just like we had to flight at 5 30 in the morning so it was like 9 30 or 10 and i was like hey i'm gonna i'm gonna rock upstairs so i went got a piece of pizza and went upstairs so i didn't partake in like what the movie theatrics were of that whole thing but he said it was like it was like a movie yeah it was like a movie man it's like a movie like because you could do 30 000 max bets and

there's like double your you know if you're solo you're playing like a couple bets 30 grand at each one and then something would happen where they'd split and then you're putting 30 more in and then a double down happens and apparently the the dealer like a lot of them had a shitload of money and double downs and splits on the table and then the dealer ended up busting with like five or six cards and then when she flipped down the last card you know everybody's just going nuts because they just won a shitload of money fun but, but boring movie. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Wouldn't watch that.

That's the thing. Wouldn't watch that shit. I like playing blackjack, but then, like, if you sit there and you're, like, three hours and you just,

it's like, oh, I'm down, like, $1,000. Or, like, I'm up, like, 500 bucks. Bro, it's, yeah,

when you lose money, you're just like, I don't know why I put myself through this situation. Yeah. Like, it's fun. I would almost rather go in and you're with the boys and you have a certain amount, money you're just like i don't know why i put myself to this situation yeah like it's fun if i would almost rather going in go in and you're with the boys and you have a certain amount which you're probably just like oh we're gonna we have enough we're gonna lose this

amount this weekend but we're gonna sit at the tables we're gonna have fun we're gonna run the ball we're gonna try to control the clock get back on track and have a good time gambling the whole time but they're going in it's straight high stakes it's yeah a lot of pressure it's like fuck i don't see how they're they're literally doing this like losing this money i would be in hell mentally when i win it's more it's not like joy that i won it's relief that i didn't lose that's what i yeah gambling's not for me i was like i can't even be i'm never happy i'm just like not sad at certain points i'm trying to get kb cash out his parlay right now. $700. Yeah, I have three touchdown parlay. Khalil Shakir scored.

Josh Dobbs scored, of course. And then Jarek McKinnon to win for a grand. Ooh. You never know. I think you let it rot. You got to let it rot. That's why you gamble. Yeah, I'm letting it rot.

Yeah. You're putting in big boys like that? Yeah, I'm letting it ride. Yeah, you got to look at that. You could have cashed out crazy. I could have cashed out last night, but I didn't. I thought he was worse. Oh, when you were going for that $100,000 one?

Yeah. What could you have cashed out at? It was like $50,000. Oh, B.C. They always want you to cash out. I know, but you're up. Yeah, they want you to cash out, but you're up. What if he scores?

How much did you win? Then it would be like, I lost $50,000. up. Like, yeah, they want you to cash out, but you're up. What if he scores? How much did you win? Then it'd be like I lost 50 grand. Wow. Oh, my God. See how that works? Yeah. We'll get him next time. Next play.

We're on to the next play. You did help me out and got me right, and I was, you know, I was like, damn it. It seems like it's not going to – it seems like the Texans are going to cover. But – Cardinals. Cardinals. Cardinals. Yeah. That's some good action. like damn it it seems like it's not gonna it seems like the texans are gonna cover but cardinals cardinals cardinals yeah that's a good action brandon why are you quiet i'm not quiet i i just had the texans and it was five and a half they won by five they scored 21 fucking points in the first half i didn't score again yeah yeah they were rolling that should have hit and the chargers

should have hit chargers was tough man like delaney have you been betting NFL now that you're out we'll bet it when he was playing I do now yeah since I'm on the show we how do you like the other side it's it's straight you know I gotta catch myself though man I'll be I see what some guys was when I didn't get them points or I didn't score touchdowns or something like that. And they be coming at me and I'm down. You should start DMing guys. You should.

That would be awesome. I ain't going to DM. I don't add them. I just put their name. But they fancy it. The fancy it. That would be great if you guys started DMing players. Like, what the fuck?

Just like venting to them. You fucked up my entire parlay. Fuck you. Go kill yourself. Is this a fake account? They're not going to believe that shit. Yeah, you got to get verified on Twitter. I thought it was you.

I'm not paying for that. Okay. They don't just give it to you? No, they did. They did, and then they took it. You see, the bots are, like, insane. Insane. I don't know what's going on.

Have you guys seen that? No. Every tweet is just, like, hundreds of bots. It's weird, and sometimes you'll have one, and it'll be, like, you know, have, like, 18 likes and 48 retweets. Yeah. What the fuck is going on? You're like, there's no way this is real.

A lot of Indian bots, too. Yeah. I don't know what's going on in India, but. And they're getting smarter. The bots are, like, rep like replying like making it seem like they're real people it's not like the naked women bots no yeah i won't lie every every naked way i always do say show yeah every single time and i know i'm you up for some and i'm like yeah i kind of am yeah you should always press view every single time always take a look like i tweeted like we're we're live now on the yak and there'll be like, we're live now on the Yak,

and there'll be a reply being like, I love the Yak. And it's a bot. Oh, they're getting smart. Yeah, they're getting smart. I like that. They're all up in our ass. You can't possibly love the Yak. I say that a lot.

Who would love the Yak? I'm trying to get Delaney's social media game a little bit better. I saw him tweet yesterday, and it was like, repost. And then bussing caption. I'm just thinking, what are we doing out here yeah i'm working on that i'm working on that still ain't used to filming myself like you oh well will like i i did a will video on saturday night and i felt so awkward because i don't know how you do those so well you guys know we you guys have all done videos

the first kind of time is a weird feeling yeah like trying to kind of navigate yeah this this kind of sounds gay yeah yeah dude every time i'm right my mouth i have that hey that was gay of me yeah that sounds stupid you guys should try jerking off in some tims yeah you just get to a point to where you're like you see everybody else and you're like they must not think about this just like maybe i just need to get over the hump then one starts to go and you're like okay okay you start to figure out your rhythm a little bit i thought yours was good i i just wish you would have tried farting farting i know i should even if you could i had to take a shit so it was gonna be bad i did i my mortal lock this week is nebraska i told you i'd do it that's gonna be

your mortal lock yeah yeah trust me i'm riding with I just – What, you don't like it? It's been a lot of pain. I don't know. I mean – Bowling. We're going to go bowling. We've got to go bowling. They've had three chances to go bowling.

Oh, real chance. They're going to go bowling. They keep failing. Yeah. And they've had easier chances than this week. Where's the game? Lincoln? Maybe they need a harder chance, and then –

Who needs a harder chance? Nebraska. Why, though? Well, they've had easier chances. I know, but – That Michigan State was easiest as it's going to get. Exactly. I'm with you. I though? Well, they've had easier chances. I know. But Michigan State was easy. Exactly. I'm with you.

I'm with you, B. That's what I'm saying. Maybe you need a team like Iowa. I like that. And then they'll get over the hump. You know, at home or at Iowa? Is it at home or at home? You're going to lose like.

I was already. I was got nothing to play for. I was got nothing to play for. Except for controlling the border. Did you feel left out in locker rooms when guys would talk like Power 5 football? Oh, no. You didn't care? No, I don't care.

Because where did you play again? Central Missouri. Central Missouri, yeah. Yeah, trash. Doesn't matter. But, I mean, at the end of the day, we 10-1 second round playoffs. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay. Shout out, Mules. I always just wondered, like, Ryan Fitzpatrick. Oh, yeah. And they call the women out there jennies. Like, let's go get some jennies yeah. Okay. Shout out, mules. I always just, like, wonder, like, Ryan Fitzpatrick. Oh, yeah. And they call the women out there jinnies. Like, let's go get some jinnies tonight. Yeah. That's a female mule.

You're not from Missouri, are you? Oh, no. That's, like, the backwoods, right? Yeah, that's where he's from. You're from central Missouri. No, he's from Missouri. I'm, like, southeast Missouri. But, yeah, like, we were on the ride over here.

We were talking about Lake of the Ozarks. Like, Delaney messes with Missouri. I do. Oh, I love Missouri. He said he had to change his game up because he was too intimidating around the women because he'd be wearing the baggy pants. And he's like, I had to come. I'd see guys wearing a little bit tighter jeans and stuff.

Rainbows. Yeah. I'm like, what are those? They're like rainbows. Never heard of them. Toes out. You had to get used to having my toes you were wearing rainbows yeah when i got to missouri anything listen man powerful drug yeah yeah have

my feet in some thongs for pussy guy like me shit are you from sugar cane country from like what's the big crop down in southeast Missouri yeah Will if you ride around

what do you see cotton oh I think it is cotton it's cotton I was gonna say that but I didn't want to say that. Good job.

What's your name? Green shirt. It doesn't matter? Yeah, Will's on our Thanksgiving special on Wednesday. It was very fun. Yeah, we had a good time. We had some all-time moments. We had a good time.

I fucked up. Brandon, you have four kids, right? I do have four kids. How do you decide who splits the wishbone? Oh, good one. We've never done that. What? We just eat the turkey, and I just eat the whole thing,

and then they've never done the wishbone. All right. No. They don't need to wish on anything. Like, I've given my kids everything in the world. They don't have to wish for anything. Tommy could use a sword or something. Yeah.

Tommy something, yeah. Tommy something. What's going on now? He's just been saying – he knows he can say some words that I don't understand. Smarter than you. Wait, is he smarter than you? Is he growing you? Yeah, no. Yesterday we went to Raising Cane's and we were eating chicken. I said, how many do you want?

He said, I want three. I said, I want three. I sat down and he said, Dad, what do you know about transdimensional spatial displacement i said i i don't know anything and he goes i swear to god he goes figures oh no eat your fucking chicken you're getting little bro'd by tommy yeah i might bring him in tomorrow we've been thinking about it because yeah he needs a uh he needs a good trip to the city yeah let's do it let's get to Tommy in the office. My 13-year-old son. Okay. Been on the show before.

He's a legend. Getting big-bodied by little body. Yeah. He's starting his pod soon. What's that? Start a pod for him soon. I think that's his Christmas gift this year. I'm going to start a Twitch channel for him.

Yeah. Yeah. He's been wanting that a while. That's free, man. Last year. Yeah. I'd be fucking pissed. The thing is, the equipment is not free, though, right?

All the stuff, you give them a good setup. Does he listen to this show? Is he going to know what his Christmas present is now? He listens to this show every day. Oh. Yeah. What up, Tommy? At home, Tommy, when I go home and I see the YouTube search,

it's always Barstool Sports and then Barstool Sports Tommy Walker. He's been on this yak a bunch of times. We had a whole day for him. Tommy Walker. First day we ever had him on, we smoked a bunch of cigarettes. Oh, yeah. The people were mad. Rightfully so.

We weren't thinking. I threw that cigarette at you. Yeah. Yeah. That was fun. I think you threw one at him at one point. At Tom? No.

Come on. Okay. I'm not crazy. Got close. You ever do that when you just smoke a cigarette? You're just like, here, catch. It's fun. No, I've never been a cigarette guy.

Yeah. Do you want me to go set up the course? More like blunts. Yeah. Here, your turn. All right. Are you guys, Will and Delaney, you guys are going to have to do the Yak challenge. Same with Mook and Nick because they weren't here Friday.

Yeah, this is a crazy juxtaposition. It's every sport. do the yak uh challenge same with mook and nick because they weren't here friday well yeah this is a crazy juxtaposition it's every sport it's like the decathlon but harder yeah oh okay yeah yeah because i saw zod doing it we can we can pull up that granny shot someone doing it so that and then we'll get where's connor griffin he'll start setting it up. Do we want to lower the Sporkle answers? Oh, my God. Yeah, that's the perfect size. Butt-ass naked. Ripping cock. 15 right there.

Do we want to lower the Sporkle answers to five because Delaney's never played and Will's stupid? No. Okay. No. What? You'll be fine. You'll be fine. They'll be fine.

You'll be fine. Run it through. All right. So here's what it is. It's going to be – go start setting it through. All right. So here's what it is. It's going to be. We'll go start setting it up. Okay. You start right here in front of us, and you have to throw a bag, cornhole. You got to just get one in.

Okay. Then you run over there, and there's four soccer balls lined up. We have a goalie. You have to score a soccer ball in the net. Yep. What? We only have one basketball. What does that mean?

One hoop. All right, so then you just have to shoot twice. You have to make two. That will change the times. Can we ask Paige if she can put it down? Yeah, I mean. It's the switchboards right there. They got all that stuff set up back there.

Push a button? Yeah, I think the button's right there yeah we can't play the goals up she'll put it back down all right whoa all right can't do it the lights off so you go so you go bags soccer then there's a wiffle ball and a wiffle ball bat you have to hit a home run oh i'm never what's a home run anything above this it doesn't, Nick, it's not the home run. Oh, you can hit the wall. It just has to hit the wall above. Okay.

And then you got to throw a football. We're going to set up a table with body armor. TJ, you want to play me doing it so they can just see it? Yeah. And you got to shoot. You got to make a three on this side. Then you got to make a three on this side, wheeling the cart. Okay.

If you go 0 for 12, you have to re- Or 0 for 16, you have to re-rack all the balls. This is going to take me like 25 minutes. I know. The shooting is going to be so bad. Yeah. For your boy. For me. Brandon, try to find the white table so it's the same.

I'm sure they have it somewhere. Spider, do you know where the white foldable table was, went? Yeah, I hit some vitamins last week. week yeah before the stream and we were we came to the court and played sevens big act to the test of this but it was the worst shooting it felt it was insane it would leave my hand and i would just hope that it hit something and we were live bad it was we were live yeah people were watching and we just missed like maybe 35 in a row but did you look cool did mine no there's no question in my there's no question about it i look terrible i'm real concerned but it because

i was you know under the influence is that why i think titus oh bro table smaller maybe first time trying it i mean so it'll be a little bit. It'll be a little bit different. Two-four. So you have to make one cornhole. One cornhole. Kick a... All right, so here, look. Here's the video right here, Will. Will, here's the video.

Jake Malasek is a really good goalie, so it makes it a little difficult. That's a nice shot. No! And then you pick up the wiffle ball and you gotta hit one I fucking crushed that one and then this is

we have a little bit of a different table you have to throw a football, hit one of them down that's a good bounce for you right there it can't hit the drink on the bounce back it has to hit it flush then you shoot until you make one three and then you have until you make uh one three

and then you have to go to the other side and make a three i can't believe i missed this shit oh no did i miss you were looking so cool too just kind of when are you out of breath here uh pretty quickly the cornhole. Pretty quickly. And then when you finish, you have to sit down in your chair. Okay. And there's a sporkle. So a sporkle is like random trivia, and you have to get ten answers right, and then the time stops. Oh, my God.

Yeah, which that part is very funny. You're going to like that because it's someone out of breath just saying random things. Okay. Okay. I'm in. because it's someone out of breath just saying random things. Okay. Okay. I'm in. And what's the time to beat? I think I have the best time at 2.11. That's fast as fuck. Yeah.

I went first, too, so I also didn't know if I was good or not, and I just was doing it. I think I'm going to be double-digit minutes. Put the table all the way to the back of the wall, Brandon. Zaw with six minutes? It's the question at the end, I'm sure. It's random. We can pull it up right now. 25 back three-pointers.

Where's Malasek? The more you miss, you enter panic mode. Yeah, yeah. And then you just keep missing. It's the worst feeling in the world. I'm not good at any of these things. It's okay, though. You can throw a bat.

The thing is, with accuracy, I have no control. I don't think anyone does. Pull up a random Sporkle right now. You're a trivia guy. What do you mean by that? You beat the ponies. You're a trivia guy. That's how I know.

Did that come out? Yeah. So, Delaney, the key to the trivia yeah is there's like different categories and you could just there's probably one category i was like uh and it just came out like okay okay so i was like the guy from sweet home alabama and that was your guys's seven schools oh big 10 east like you just rat like ohio state michigan you just rattle off till you get 10 you see the sparkle right now oh this is easy this is yeah we did this one the other day so it off until you get 10. You see the sparkle right now? Oh, this is easy. This is easy. We did this one the other day. So it's like, you see how there's clearly questions that you're not going to get. You don't have to worry about it.

And you just got to get one section? No, you just got to get 10 total. So if I was doing this one right now, I'd rattle off the five NBA, MLB, NFL teams. Me too. That's the one I was looking at. I know. Yeah. You got one column?

Then I'd do seven schools in Big Ten East, and I'd be like, all right, done. Okay. So something for everybody. I definitely don't got that one. You don't have the seven schools in Big Ten East? I don't watch college football. Well, we'll help you with the smorkel. Yeah.

As long as you – yeah. Is that the one we're going on? No, no, no. It's random. No, it's random. Yeah, it is. Oh, who was the boy you were going at this weekend with the college football take? Was that you?

Bakhtiari. Was it? Yeah. Oh, yeah, Bakhtiari. Oh, Bak? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I hear him saying college football take. Was that you? Bach Tiare. Was it? Yeah. Oh, yeah, Bach Tiare. Oh, Bach? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I heard him saying college football sucks. I was like, I have no idea who this guy is, but he's way off.

He played at Iowa. You're boys with him. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. He's been on the bus like twice. He was at Beer Olympics. I thought you actually had some beef on the timeline. I texted him.

I said, farewell, old friend. He's like, what are you talking about? I was like, I'm ending your career right now. You can't find the football, the real football. That football's a little bigger. I don't know. Adjust your bets accordingly. We also should say soccer. You shoot

those four balls. Once the four balls are shot, you can just basically try to get it in any way you can okay because he's really good at like who who wrestled did you wrestle him tj no tj wrestled um yeah just get the ball in the net that's the goal yeah all right it's fun if it sounds there's anything yeah because i can't say a whole lot, smack on just for intimidation just to see if he gets a little frazzled. He could go anywhere. Who?

What? Are you talking to me or Delaney? Just to get him in his head a little bit as the goalie. He's a really good goalie. Delaney, just go and tackle him, dude. Just take him out. I'm just shooting fire at him. You either block it or you don't.

Let me, Brandon, I'm going to see. I'm going to make sure. I don't know. Because we want to make, like, this is going to be something that everyone has to do when they come on the act. So I want to make sure that the table. TJ, can you pull up the football and see where it was? See his shirt? Yeah.

I just want to make sure we're consistent. I think that's good enough. I explained him well. Whoa. What's that red paint yeah that's right where it was right so the table you have to stand you have to stand uh where the volleyball circle the the farthest one or the closest one to the table the net circle yeah yeah that's where you have to stand all right yeah that's where i was standing see my foot's on it that that right there that circle oh okay that's fine yeah all right all right i'm gonna take a piss real quick could someone do high noon yeah of course all right it's time to load up on the ice break out the oversized lawn games because the high

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It means it's here for a good time, not a long time. Visit highnoonspirits.com before your next tailgate to find a pack near you I indulged this weekend I was in Knoxville this weekend how was that? good was it a good time? yeah

who'd you get after it with? Dana Beers just him? wasn't Caleb out there? nah I didn't see Caleb what? yeah he was with Theo I didn't know Caleb was in Tennessee this weekend

yeah god damn damn that kind of hurts my feelings pretty, pretty bad. More than you know. Do you think Caleb knew that and he would have brought you up? Like, hey, Theo, should we? Caleb would for sure do that. Like, hey.

I wouldn't embarrass him. Yeah. Like, hey, Theo, we should bring Nick around? What I would do is make it quick. I'd be like, hey, Caleb, nice to meet you, but I got to run. Theo, nice to meet you. Got to go theo nice to meet you gotta go theo's in nashville right yeah where does he work out of what does he have like a full like i think he's still somewhere yeah the chat had a good idea he does uh he does uh interviews and sit downs in nashville and also he's got a spot in LA, a studio. Who?

Theo Vaughn. The chat had a good idea. TJ, let's spin the wheel for everyone who went on Friday, and someone will go as a redemption run that will then show all these guys how it goes. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we'd love that. So you guys can see it live in action before you have to go out and do it.

Okay. So you can just see how it goes. So everyone who went on Friday, whoever gets called up will do a. Okay. All right. So you can just see how it goes. So everyone who went on Friday, whoever gets called up, will do a redemption run. I'm eating a chocolate bar. Finally. Who wants my pretzel rod?

Yeah. Give me your rod. Give me your rod. Oh, yeah. Split this. It's my favorite candy in the world. Yeah, it's the best. Best chocolate.

Give me that rod. What are they? Saris is a Pittsburgh thing. Cannonsburg. Yeah. Yup. That's a big old rod. You want to go halfsies on this rod? You're burnt down, I think. What are they? Saris is a Pittsburgh thing. Cannonsburg. Yeah. Yep. You want to go halfsies on this rod? Burnt down, I think.

Delaney, are you nervous? No, I'm just trying to see what's going on. Delaney's not nervous. He's probably the coolest guy. What's your number two sport? I would have to say baseball. Oh. All right.

Retro rod. Connor. If my school was good, I probably would have played. Put the wiffle ball on the green. baseball. Oh, all right. Retro Rod. Connor. If my school was good, I probably would have played. Put the wiffle ball on the green. Hopefully you can shoot a basketball. I'm black. I'm sure I can shoot a basketball. That works.

I didn't say dunk a basketball. He's never touched a basketball before. Good comeback. You see Zah back there? Yeah, Zah. He don't look like he can play. Well, he left it all out on the court. Oh, Joe Zah shooting the soccer ball.

Hey, he did. He had a nasty shot. He put it fucking. He can play soccer, right? Yeah. Yeah, I can see that. Delaney's workouts when I got to the Titans would just consist of bringing his boom box in the steam room. Oh, my God.

And just doing dips and pushups in the steam room. With the boom box? Oh, with a firecracker. Oh, yeah. Look at the way it comes off the foot. Boom. Oh, my God. That was way it comes off the foot. Boom. Oh, my God. That was so nice.

That was perfect. Absolute beauty. God damn. Oh. I shouldn't be talking. He was hot. Yeah. It's a good tumble.

So we don't have to do the, we just have to bring the, how do we do the shot? You shoot and then you wheel it to the other shot they put the other court down they only put the other hoop down all right so spin it tj and we'll have someone go redemption run i'm going dainty mode if it's me oh yeah don't take take Moog off of it. Brandon did gay hands. Yep. No, I went dainty mode. Dainty mode. Yeah.

Was that a dainty run? Yeah, I did a dainty run around the soccer. Stop, stop, stop, stop. TJ? I don't want to go again. All right, you don't have to. You don't have to. Spin it again. Watch your foot.

Yeah, don't. Brandon? Say cat. Yeah, don't. Brandon. They can't. Brandon. All right, I like it. All right, here we go, Brandon. Brandon, go not dainty mode. You want to go?

Nick Levin, you got this? We already saw what dainty mode looks like. Give us balls to the wall mode. Brandon, play to beat the record, not to not look stupid. 2-11. We were playing to beat the record, not to not look stupid. 2-11. Play to win. We thought Brandon got hurt the way he was walking when he was- Go alpha mode, Brandon.

Alpha mode? Alpha mode. If Brandon beats my record, do I get a chance to- A record? Yeah. A rebut? I think I do, yeah. Do I get an automatic chance to rebut?

Is that fair, Titus? Whoever has the record gets an automatic rebut any time it gets broken? Yeah. The second it gets broken, you get a go back. I think Delaney or Will are going to break my record today. Although, Sporkle. Don't say this.

Well, the Sporkle is going to be a – Trivia is not my thing. So, other than that, I feel like I'm going to be all right. Football is also a little tricky. I was going to say, it's like you can still do all the things, but it can still take you a good several shots to get it in. All right, Brandon. Like KB said, once you miss a couple times,

you might just be drowning yourself out there mentally. I haven't shot a basketball in two years or so. Wait until you see Mal a second. And I know how I shoot a basketball. So it's like once you know you're live, missing a couple, you're like, God damn it. Yeah. The football one will fuck you up.

If you don't hit it on your first couple tries, it will break you mentally. Because you can only use the one football, right? Yeah. Because Big Cat, he hit it on the second or third, but the ball bounced to him. Nice. You have like three tries to get it, and if you don't get it in that window, it's going to take you like 20. Yeah.

Cornhole's going to fuck me up. You think? Yeah, I'm not good at cornhole. I don't think I'm going to hit a three. Nick, yes you are. No, he's got an ugly shot. Should we switch to baseball and football? All right, green shirt.

Will, dude, I was ready to get in your hole too yeah yeah the rigs why don't you get a name i know i do feel bad i yeah will i know that what's his name connor okay you'll never forget again oh brandon i was bummed too because we all we were all hitting it off at the old spot and i was like yo i'd love to get high with you guys yeah that's right that's right that was like the ultimate sign of like yes yeah we're bonding over that comment you want to collab on barstool kush yeah i would love to all right yeah are you it's like the stoner you're trying to collab on uh barstool kush always we should give him this yeah this is better promotion than anything we can do uh we did it on one of the pods. Chris Long came out, and he pulled it out,

and we had a good time on that podcast. He pulled that thang out? Yeah, pulled that thang out. What kind of strain were you guys chiefing on? I'm not sure. Gorilla glue? Yeah, I'm newer. I'm newer in the game with that.

I've been on some crazy shit. What's the craziest? Ever since that Reggie. I accidentally smoked Reggie the other day. Three, two, one, go! Ready? You know I'm going because I'll post an alien photo on social media. Is that what you do?

Yeah. When I smoke, I keep it to myself. Wait a minute. Go back. Ready? I thought there was a pause button on the middle of the screen. I'm stupid. I'm fucking stupid.

It looks like it. It does look like it. All right. It does look like it. Ready, set, go. All right. Knock her in. Just knock it in.

Oh. Oh, no. All right. There it is. Base. Oh, no. All right. There it is. Baseball. Oh, he's taking a little march. J-2 mode. Oh!

Oh, my God. Hell yes. No, no, no. Wiffle ball. No. Wiffle ball. Did that hit him in the face? It might hit him in the fucking face.

Heads up. Oh, I don't know if we'll be able to do baseball either. Now let's take a look. Oh. 30 seconds. There it is. Malice. Oh. 30 seconds. Gonzo. Football. Damn.

Oh. Oh, look at that walk. He's walking to the basketballs like he's Jason Collins. He's going for it. He's about to break the record. He's going for it. Under a minute. Are we speed walking?

Come on, man. You do whatever you want. I'm sprinting. He's doing it to conserve energy. Under a minute. Are we speed walking? Come on, man. You do whatever you want. I'm sprinting. He's doing it to conserve energy. There it is. There it is. Cash. Now, once he hits this, it's over?

I think Brandon's going to break the record. He's got to run back here. He's on fire right now. Wet. Oh, he's losing it. Come on, Brandon. Oh, no. What was your time, BC? There we go.

He's got this. Here we go. He's got this. He's got this. Grizzlies. Oh, no. Oh, no. Thunderbolts.

Wait, 11 types of vinegar? I can't read. 11 types of and i can't read 11 types of what i thought there was one uh tommy pickles uh energy mass oh let's go come on five more Five more. Oh, 50 Cent. Five more, Brandon. Eminem. Yes. Come on, Brandon. Dog. Cameron Diaz. Oh, so close. He's got it.

Jamie Lee Curtis. Come on. Jamie Lee Curtis. Yeah. New record. Wow. New record. Dude, you crushed that.

That was super impressive. I was. Dude, you crushed that. That was super impressive. I was super impressed. That was good. The only thing you didn't do was... You are the most famous person here. Holy shit. You basically got every, like, the soccer, the football. Yeah.

You fucking crushed that. No, I smoked it right over Malasek's bitch-ass head. Yeah, I hate that. Y'all see that? Damn, Brandon. That was a pretty perfect run. That was a perfect run. Cornhole and basketball is about all you have for improvement.

But otherwise, that was pretty flawless. And running. And running, yeah. No, I had to do it. Good for you, Brandon. Was that alpha mode or was that dainty mode? That was almost alpha mode. Okay.

Yeah. It's hard to tell. Your alpha and your dainty look very similar. Very close they're not far apart i'm gonna i'll go next oh yeah huh oh no you don't get this you don't get this off the wheel decides i liked how confident that was dan you going now i know i should have said it yeah i was like scared you know what i'll fucking go. I'm thinking, are we going to spin the wheel? I wonder who's going to go first.

I'm trying to get out there before y'all take all the easy trivia questions. I'm like, let me go next. It'll be a whole new quiz, right? Yeah. Okay. All right, so we're spinning the wheel? You trying to remember all of his answers? No.

Did you know who he was? Did you know who he was? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I knew who he was, so I was like, damn, this was a good No. Did you know what he was? Did you know what he was? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I knew what he was so I was like, damn, this was a good one. Who were the other Rugrats? Tommy Pickles and Tommy Pickles,

Chucky Finster, Phil and Lil, their lesbian mom. Brandon, that was decent. Angelica's the one I was thinking of. Why? She was the bitch, right?

She was a fucking bitch. Yeah. I'm too over Rugrats so I didn't know. Okay. I couldn't do the NBA teams with a, I couldn't think of animal mascots in the NBA. Most. Hornets.

Raptors. Pelicans. Okay, I got it now. All right, so spin the wheel for the other four guys. Oh. Do you think we'll ever see a sub? What did you get? You got 203.

Yeah, we can go. It can be done in a minute and a half. I think we're going to see a 120 one day. It can be done in a minute and a half. If I hit two shots right there in basketball, it's – Yeah. The soccer is the impressive part because it's hard to – You honestly don't have much margin.

It was just the cornhole. You missed a lot, but it still only took you 10 seconds. Right. The soccer is where you get bogged down, and I didn't get bogged down. He could have hit wiffle ball in the first. He had three hits on that. I'm going to be bad. All right.

Well, we'll see. We'll find out. Not funny. You guys understand it, Will and Delaney? I'll get myself like that. You guys got it? Yeah, we got it. Love it.

Hit the wheel. Who is it? Nick, Connor? Yeah, Delaney and Will. Everyone else went on Friday. Ooh. Hello? It is Delaney after all.

Let's go! All right, Delaney. All right, no, you can't touch the bag so i say go yeah you're starting there don't touch the bag so i say go all right you ready tj here we go. Hold on. All right. Three, two, one, go. All right. Pags first. It's time.

All right. Oh, no. Yeah, he's good. He's good. He's good. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, no. Get that ball.

Get that ball. You got to get that ball. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. You can get closer. You can get closer.

Oh, mouth. Get him a ball. You can get closer. Get closer, D. Get closer. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, sir. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

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This is incredible. Oh, my. No. Yeah. Whiffle ball. Whiffle ball. Oh, my God. Baseball's a second sport. All right.

Oh, he's got it. He's got it. Oh, no. No. He hit the roof. No. Oh, no. There it is.

There it is. That counts. That counts. So it's just got to hit above the drop. It's Oh, no. There it is. There it is. That counts. That counts. So it's just got to hit above the top. Got you. Oh, shit. Oh. Malasek.

Malasek. You still got it. Malasek is a wall. That boy breathing heavy. Oh, no. You didn't play football, did you? At GNC wearing off. He does have basketball left.

Oh, no. He is black. Oh, no. We can't ever count that out. Oh, no. For the podcast listeners, he's black. Nope. Oh, my God.

Take your time catch your breath This is when you start going in panic mode You have to chase after the ball It's snowballs Not to be that guy but I am officially a better athlete than him correct? Significantly better That's very Che of you Brandon I think I am

Oh he's getting pissed You get pissed then you get sad I think I am. Oh, he's getting pissed. I went harder. You get pissed, then you get sad. 30. Two shots. All right. Here we go. Let's see.

His time still isn't horrible. Oh, no. He might be white. He's not black. He might be white. He might be white. Oh, no. No, white guys can shoot.

That's what was confusing about. Okay, so he's Spanish. Confirmed Hispanic. Delaney Walker. He's never going to want to come back here. He's never going to want to come back here. Well, no, because he didn't do soccer well. How many years has he played in the pros?

What race is Delaney? 14? I think so. And it's all ruined? Oh, he's Arabic. Yeah, yep. He said it's all ruined. He's playing in jeans. 14 years in the NFL and it's just all

erased. Confirmed Middle Easter. Breaking news from Adam Schefter. Delaney Walker, Middle Easter. God! Oh! Oh my god. Oh no! Oh. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Delaney. One more. Keep shooting. We're not going to make him re-rack. For the KB. Oh, my God. Delaney is like, he's officially from Mumbai. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Dude, NFL players are going to stop coming yeah this is oh no one more you don't have to re-rack you don't have to re-rack just get down there and shoot it but strategically you might want to take some balls tj find a sporkle with, like, Towns in Missouri or something. Oh, that. Players on the Tennessee Titans. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right, Sporkle.

Damn, KB. Here we go. I'm still in the fives. All right. All right. Here. Oh, here we go. They're sweating.

I'll help you. Eight states to start with letter M. Eight states to start with letter M. Members of what? Eight states to start with letter M. Start there what? Eight states that start with letter M. Start there. Michigan. Missouri. Montana. Yes.

Top. Massachusetts. Massachusetts. Maine. You also have seven AFC playoff teams from last year. Oh, shit. Alabama. No, no seven AFC playoff teams from last year. Oh, shit. Alabama.

No, no. AFC playoffs. Jacksonville. That's how it works. Kansas City. It'll get you. It's Jags, maybe? I said it's Jags.

Oh, yeah. Why is it not going? Why is it not taking that? Do you have to say Kansas City Chiefs? I said Kansas City. I said Jags. Oh, you're right. Yeah, no, you're right.

The Ravens. Jacksonville. All right, three more. Ravens, two more. The Bills. Oh, shit. One more. One more.

One more. Dig. Dig. Another state with him? Who the Jaguars beat? Who the Jaguars beat? Five Miami Heat starters. Five Miami Heat starters.

Yeah. Five Miami Heat starters in 2012. In 2012. Shit, I'm stuck. Miami Heat. Miami Heat. 2012. The big three. No, Heat.

Three. Three. Three. And the Heat. Basketball? Yeah. I don't fucking know. Who's the Heat. Three of the Heat. Basketball? Yeah. I don't fucking know. Who's the most famous player on the Heat?

Name one basketball player ever. Name a woman. Yeah. All right. Yeah. The lady. The lady. I'm sweating like a motherfucker.

Hey, the goalie tried hard on me. What y'all pay this month what y'all paying going on you're not you're not black anymore man you've decided you're from india i'll take it because i look terrible out there fucking hey hey when did your brain when this group of guys revoked your blackness when he was blocking all my kicks i'm like oh shit i'm in trouble yeah that was fucked up with him and then i got tired i'm like gond, shit. I'm in trouble. That was fucked up of him. And then I got tired. I'm like... Yeah, there is a narrative forming with the Yak Challenge here.

Yeah, the real ones are the bottom three. Sweating like a moose. Only real ones are the bottom three. It happens, yeah. The racially biased. The racially biased Jack challenge.

Put him up, KD. Put him up. Yeah, yeah. You told me to. Take it, yeah. Oh, man, that was incredible. Yeah, our goalie is – he did that to all of us. Incredible right there.

He was playing well. And he doesn't give up. Man, I thought he was going to give up when he failed. I kicked it. He dove for it. I'm like, oh, snap. He keeps going. All right, who's going next?

It's fun, Will, huh? Yeah. Fun. Oh, man. Connor, are you getting nervous? I'm so nervous. I'm ready to beat Delaney, dude. Yeah. Fun. Oh, man. Connor, you getting nervous? I'm so nervous. I'm ready to beat Delaney, dude. He's better at me than I need that in my bag.

All right, Nick. You're up. Let's go, Nick. Let's go, Nick. Come on, Nicky. Come on, Nick. I'll say ready, set, go. Now I'm nervous for Nick.

Once TJ's ready. Are you nervous for him? TJ, set, go. Now I'm nervous for Nick. Once TJ's ready. Are you nervous for him? TJ, let me know. Yes. Sparkle. Thank you, Nate. All right. Three, two, one, go.

All right, come on, Nick. Oh. Oh! Let's go, Nick! Let's go. Oh. Oh come on, Nick. Oh. Oh! Let's go, Nick! Let's go. Oh. Oh. That's a good shot.

He's so good at goal. It's fucking insane. Take your time, Nick. Yeah, just kick him on, then reline him up really close. Oh, now. He got warmed up. As they went, he got warmed up for sure. Oh, no.

Look at that. Dude, he's good. Like taking angles and shit. and shit it really i think brandon that is the key if you can get malicek on the first or second time that's when you can get a great score i think you also if you can kick like two balls back to back like he's just almost yeah oh no nick get close nick close oh damn it oh man Get close, Nick. Get close. Oh, man. Oh, yeah. Yes, yes, yes. This might be a struggle for him. Yeah.

Oh, the face. Oh, the face he made before. Oh, no. All right. All right. Solid, solid. Solid contact. Yeah. Oh, oh, oh.

Roof, roof, roof. A little grounder second. All right. Think Pokey Reese. contact yeah oh oh oh roof roof all right think pokey reese he said pokey reese oh a little what if he's just stuck here here we go nick oh no it's all about the rebound on the football, too. That ball flat. Yeah. It's deflated. Oh! Two shots.

Good. Oh, you got a good time going, Nicky. Good shape. You got a good time going. Oh! On the gate. Nick Black? Come on, Nick.

Nick! That was the least black thing. That was more of, yeah, okay, so that was an outlier the first time. He's out of gas. That is tiring to be truthful with you. Oh. That was gas. Bro, I could tell with the football.

Gas. Because you was out here running. You was trying to dribble, too. Bro, I could tell with the football. Gassed. Because you was out here running. You was trying to dribble, too. Oh, Nick stayed. Follow your shot. And you had him, but he was just blocking. Follow your shot. You all right, Nick.

Keep going. Come on, Nick. You're doing better than me, my guy. Keep going. Yay! Let's go. Sporkle. Good job.

Sporkle. Come on, kid. Oh, Will Chamberlain. Sporkle. Come on, kid. Will Chamberlain. Replacements. Bop it. Twist it. Pull it. Crunchwrap Supreme. um uh crunch trap supreme this is uh lebron

three more uh luca yeah two more Luca. Yeah. Oh, that was good. Two more. Giannis. Got a good time. ACT. There we go. There we go. Good work, Nick.

Not bad. That's a good time. Good job. 3-16. Delaney, what'd you get, bitch? I'll be back, time. Good job. 3-16. Delaney, what'd you get bitching? I'll be back though. You're trying to run it again right now, huh?

No. I am so winded. Yeah. No, I'm not. I was gassed. I got to get back on cardio. Oh, he's gassed. Ballast sex good.

So good. That's why you can't talk to yourself like that, man. You had a good time. How about me making that first shot? Yeah. That was amazing. I was saying as we're going on, you made your first shot, and then the next three, I was like, that might have been an outlier. Yeah.

But it's great. You got the true yak challenge when you sit down and you're out of breath and you're just like, pop it. Twist it. All right, so it's Mook and Will are the last two, and then I'll try to redeem myself. Let's go. I don't think I can beat Brandon's time.

Yeah, that was good. It was insane. Brandon's time is amazing. Beast. Yeah. Because when I did it, I didn't really have many misses. Brandon just, the soccer shots, everything. Yeah.

Yeah. All right. Here we go. It's mook or well. Mookie Betts. Here we go. All right, mook. Come on, mook.

Mook, mook, mook, mook, mook. That's what happens. Did I make you guys proud? Huh? All right, Mook. Come on, Mook. Mook, Mook, Mook, Mook, Mook. Mook's going to have to. That make you guys proud? Were you proud? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that was nice. 316 was the same time I had the other day. Okay.

Yeah. Mook's confident. Yeah. Yeah, he's been ready to roll. How ready are you? You ready? I'm a little nervousice. Yeah, he's been ready to roll. How ready are you? You ready? I'm a little nervous. Go last.

I know, yeah, just going last. Ouch. You all right? No. All right, Mook, you ready? Here we go. Three, two, one, go. Wow. Oh, yes. Yep. Oh, here we go. Three, two, one, go. Wow.

Oh, yes. Yep. Oh, here we go, Mook. Oh, my God. Oh. Wow. Mook. Oh, that is tough.

Oh, did he hurt himself? That ruined everything. Oh, he just jammed himself. He was so hot. Oh, no. Oh, no. thing oh he just jams himself he was so hot oh no no oh no all right well he's not mexican oh no that's that was three oh hold it in the right oh he's missing four. Missing four. Oh, so close. Best start ever. It's just gone.

He did have a hell of a start. He did. Yes, no. Getting frustrated. Oh, man. Yeah, this is what happens. Yeah. Slow yourself down.

What if he's just stuck here forever? Maybe go dainty if you have to. Oh, my God. There it is. Pass the ball. Oh, he's. There it is. Pass the ball. The ball. Oh, he's all disoriented. Still not.

Oh, yes. He's back. You're in good spot. He's back. Wet. Wet. Wet. Oh.

Well. Well. There we go. He's still going to get a good time. He had record breaking. He had a record breaking start. He had a great pace. Because the goalie for whatever reason went on rookie mode. Did he make that?

No, it rolled off. He's slowing down. Oh no. There it is. He's slowing down. Oh, no. No. There it is, Mook. Come on, Mook. Good job.

All right. Make this spot. Sporkle. Whose breast are – what the – What? Strawberry, blueberry, s'mores, Brandon Cooks Rams Texans Bravo's Below Death

Main cuts of french fries What the fuck does that mean? This is a tough one Fortnite Call of Duty Or maybe Modern Warfare Or more 2K Fortnite. Call of Duty. Or maybe Modern Warfare. Or more.

2K. FIFA. Fuck me. French fries. French fries. Yeah. Curly fries? Yeah, there you go. Waffle fries? Yeah! Spook! fries yeah um curly fries waffle fries that's it that's another one uh tater tots oh no but

maybe is that it come on man fries chick-fil-a oh what the fuck no he already said waffle steak fries so there you go. Yeah. And what was that? I'm your boy. Sweet potato fries. I don't fucking know. Oh, God. Oh, no.

No, they don't give it. No. No, he didn't. Rainbow Six Siege. Oh. Fuck me. Valorant. Oh. Yeah. Yeah yeah there we go

here we go mook unbelievably hot and baseball's your best I know I think I just I don't know what happened that was a great time it's fine if you get a time like that you started off hot

I would have said dark eyed junko but alright Willie let's go Willie It's a great time. I hit fingers, though. It's fine. If you get a time like that. You started off hot. Yeah. I would have said Dark Eye Junko, but. All right, Willie. Let's go. Let's go, Willie. What's the one artist whose breasts are small and humble so you can't confuse them with mountains? That must be a lyric.

That's a lyric? It has to be a lyric. Are you going all favor or rookie mode like Connor? You're supposed to score. Oh, wow. he's talking shit. Oh, I lost to Nick? Fuck. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Oh, wait, did I beat Titus? Oh, yeah, Titus was terrible. I'm glad Che did bad. Yeah, we're waiting. He's updating the scores. Maybe just relax. Yeah, why don't you just relax? You're already a little teary.

You're a little amped up. All right. All right. Okay. You ready? Yeah. All right. Three, two, one, go.

Is he a good bags player? No, he's not. one, go. Is he a good bags player? No, he's not. Oh, no. Oh, he's awful. Oh, no. Oh, no. There it is. There it is.

You're good. Ooh. He kicked the shit out of that ball. Oh, shit. Give yourself a chance. Oh, Jesus, Will. Not even close. It looks like he hasn't had to make a save yet.

Not even close. He's coming from the side. Corner kick. Bad angle. Oh, wow. He's right up on it. Oh, oh, oh. It's so funny.

It's so funny. Oh, my God. oh my god oh he's stuck you're tired will stuck i love this Oh my god. He's stuck. You're tired, Will. I love this. Yeah! Here we go, Willie.

He's already sucking wind. Okay. I feel that. Oh no. Oh shit. I didn't hear. Have a distance? No. Oh, man.

There it is. There it is. Oh, that looks good. That looked good. One football is brutal. That looked good. Yeah. Oh, that was worse than the first one.

Come on, Will. Stink it up. It's tough to watch. Send his feet. Oh. No. It was probably an easy decision to make him a linebacker. There it is.

Good hit, boy. Come on, Will. All right. Pretty good shot, though. Yeah. Well, never mind. Hmm. Pretty good shot though Yeah Well Nevermind Well This is I mean we're all rooting

For his sporkle To be legendary Yeah Oh no Looking like me Out there man Oh no Oh no It's getting worse Yeah Looking like me out there, man. Oh, no.

Oh, no. It's getting worse. Yeah. Oh, no. I've never felt better about myself. Oh, man. All right, Willie. Come on, Will.

You got this. That's good. Oh. Hmm. Hmm. Oh, short. About to go through a full rack. This is the one. Yep.

Got it. No. No. You're still fine. Your ass looks good. Yep. Ass looks really good. There it is. There it is. Sporkle. Trivia. No. No. You're still fine. Your ass looks good. Yep. Ass looks really good. There it is.

There it is. Sporkle. Trivia. Here we go. He's got a bad angle. One food you can eat in the morning, evening, and suppertime according to the – I'm not going to ask that. Oh, yeah.

That one's easy. Two names of Obama's daughters. I don't know. Three most streamed original Netflix shows. Ten most valuable American sports teams. You got that one. Ten most valuable Dallas Cowboys. Yep.

Yep. Here we go. New York Yankees. Yep. You're running. He's going. Washington Redskins. Wow.

Yeah, yeah. Commanders. Commanders. Yep. Boston Red Sox. Feels right. Nope. Top five porn stars?

Yeah, you know that. Yeah, let's try. Richest men? Richest men in America. Alexis Texas. Is that it? You know it. Richest men.

Is that it? Six richest men in America. Bezos, Jeff Bezos. Yes, yes, yes. Bezos. Yes. Steve Jobs. Yes. Dead. Whoever the other cat is. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Four character names of the cast of Sex and the City. Don't know. I've never seen it. Major Faces of the Moon. I don't know. You know one at least. Countries with the most islands. Hawaii. Yes, yes, yes.

That's what I wanted. Yes, Will. Yes. He said, Hawaii. We knew this was going to be good. This one's tough. Porn Stars. Microsoft, man. Think about it. Yeah. Go going to be good. This one's tough. Porn stars.

Microsoft, man. Think about it. Yeah. Go back to sports teams. Sports teams. The richest people. Go back to sports teams. Think big cities.

Think big cities. Big football cities. Big football cities. NFL franchise is the most expensive. Big football cities. New York Giants. NBA. There we go.

New York Jets. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe where we are right now. Chicago Bears. Chicago Cubs. Pause. No, I think you got to say football.

Let's go San Francisco 49ers. Who wins all the time? Los Angeles Rams. Who wins all the time? Super Bowls. New England Patriots. Here we go. Los Angeles Chargers.

I don't think so. I mean, LA. Atlanta Falcons. Wow. No. Okay. The biggest NBA team. Basketball.

NBA team. Two basketball. NBA team. New York fucking New York Knicks. New York Knicks. Yep. Yep. Yeah. Boston, yep.

Boston Celtics. Yeah. What about the team that wins all the time in basketball? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lakers. L.A. Lakers. Yeah. There we go.

There it is, Will. Hawaii. Good job, Will. Did he get Zah? I beat you. Did he beat Zah? Split second. He beat him.

Yeah? I beat him, yeah. I will say, that trivia one was so hard yeah yours was like i don't lie yeah that was a harder one why i love i love to know why but i love that you you said alexis texas and act like you've never heard the name yo boy alexis texas is that who who is that i was making sure it's the alexis part with the fat ass. Man, I hate that I folded on that porn star one, too, because I should know that. Good effort. Yeah.

But American horror stories? Netflix, what are we thinking here? House of Cards? Breaking Bad? Stranger Things? The good news is you'll have a chance. We've decided once a week we'll let a couple people spin a wheel and have people who have gone go again to try to beat their time.

Have to. Yeah, I was going for the record all right so if i don't yeah first it was impressive mook if i don't beat brandon here he is the record holder and then if anyone beats brandon he gets an automatic rebuttal yep that's it yeah i like how that works always defend your title that was tiring i told you bro yeah and you were out there for way longer than me i can't imagine how you feel twice as long let bop it twist it and pull it i sure did yeah that's only three of the ten you didn't rise yeah oh no yours was yours was the hardest trivia by far i was still been on it yeah yours is the hardest for sure yeah i was like are you ready big cat i was thinking you know you're tired you're sitting now no he said no he said no all right give us a second

guess we could talk while delaney what was your first impression of Will in the locker room? Oh, I like Compton. I didn't know his first name was Will. I just knew it was Compton. That's all I cared about. Because I locked him up when I was in Washington. That didn't happen. Look up Delaney's stats.

He acted like he was. 2015. Yeah. Titans Redskins. Ten other people. Ten other people. No, I like Will. 2015. Yeah. 10 other Redskins. 10 other people. 10 other people. No, I like Will. Will was always. He's just covered for you the whole time? Yeah, Will was like a straight shooter. I liked him when he

came in. I always gave him shit. He know how to give it back. Never cried about it. Thick skin. Yeah, yeah. Appreciate that, Delaney. Of course, my guy. So nice. I've drafted you in Madden franchise mode so many times. Yeah? Oh, yeah? Never will, though. Good setup.

I should be riding for – well, you forgot my name, so I had to get you back. You need to pad the roster. You need some role players back there. Yeah, I could find you in free agency for sure. I'm still on the game. You're on the game. You get an ultimate card, they'll find you. TJ.

I do see that ultimate card. Wait, you have an ultimate card?'ll find you tj i do see that ultimate card wait you have an ultimate starter pack okay that's sick all right you ready all right three two one go it's over it's over oh there it is there you go all right malicek it's over it's over yep oh wow he's weak on the left he's back yeah yard oh no that's a flat swing yes no maybe and then hey when you get to the basketball shooting too like your legs are just kind of gone shot i could yeah oh oh trying to throw it hard as hell. My chest still hurts. Yeah?

Yeah, I'm very, very out of shape. It could be argued the big cat's too close for the football throw, that he's over the line, but I'm not going to argue that. You're fine. Oh. Oh, he's down. The football one is the worst one to be better. Because you have to chase the ball.

It sucks. That is the worst one to suck at. You do have to wonder if Malasek threw it because of the boss. Yes. You do have to wonder that. No, because he would have tried to impress Will and Delaney and let it go in. Yeah. Uh-oh.

You're still on pace. Yeah, you're in good shape. It's a potential. potential i mean kind of put a mid-level shot right next to him yeah yeah yep there we go there we go come on come on rip through go so where am i looking oh man i don't fucking know any of these most ordered items four things you can do once you have cards in blackjack Casino Godfather

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Four things you can do. Oh, hit. Stay. Double. Split. Yep, yep. Fuck. Labrador.

Brennan won. Fuck. 12 apostles. I'm out. You got to finish, man. You got to finish. One of the biggest bank rob out. You got to keep going. You got to finish, man. You got to finish. One of the biggest Bank Rappers shootout movies ever. Yeah.

Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt. Angelina Jolie. The Irishman. Yep. Godfather 2? I don't think. What?

Wait, who am I thinking of? It's both of them. You need both of them in it. Who's Robert De Niro? He's Taxi. It. Cujo. K-U-J-O.

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oh my god fucking fuck you brandon ohio state there we go there you go heat you were thinking heat yeah i was thinking heat yeah that was the hardest fucking sparkle there was no sports. That Godfather Part 2, fuck all of you. He did say that. See, I was trying to help you. He said that. He said that.

I said that seven times. That changes everything. You had the 12 apostles. I said Godfather Part 2. He did. Fuck. You know that if I get a good, I'll beat you. I don't know why you're looking at me.

I beat you by a minute. I beat you by a minute. I beat you by a minute and three seconds. We're not even close. Oh, man. Football fucked me. Malasek also took a dive for you. No, he did not. I figured out Malasek.

I'm not going to tell you. You took a dive for him, didn't you? I figured him out. Go back there. I figured him out. Watch this. Think I left? Watch.

You think that you know the spot? He's going to stop you now. You fake right, go left. He's not going to be able to score because Malzach's going to be on his game. Now, yeah, he's definitely about to stop it. See? He didn't get it far enough left. He know he going left.

Oh, he did figure it out. He going left He did I don't know I was like you gotta suck No I Something I think he's worn out When he was against you that was insane He can't defend low

If you shoot high he gets it every time Yeah Low okay I like doing that a lot it's the best challenge ever that's great all right brandon you are the champion the rightful champion wow incredible yep another win for b walk for now another win for b for now so wait was my first time better than brandon's first time that was a – you have to admit that was a hard sport. Wait, you said no by.02?

Mine wasn't better? Barely, barely. We basically have the same time. You didn't win. That's an accounting error. Usually Sporkle gives you one layup sports question. There was layups. There was no layup sports question.

There were layups there. Hold on. I had no sports questions. I mean, the apostles would have been a layup. Maybe to your Gentile. There's no layup sports question. Name them all, Nick. Oh, hell yeah.

No, I guess there's not. Yeah, usually there's like a name the teams in the Western Conference. Like Stevens the other day was named the New York sports teams. Yeah. Name the teams in the AFC playoffs. Alabama. Alabama. The BC just lashing at all of us now.

Yeah, it's all right. I got to get better. I got to get better. I didn't hear you when you were saying I was tired, breathing hard. You talking to me. I hear 10 different people talking to me. I'm trying to scream shit out. It hurts.

But you're Miami Heat. Miami Heat 2012. The big three. What was your quote on Saturday night? You forgot LeBron. I got the most famous player in Heat history, the big three. What was your quote on Saturday night? You forgot LeBron. I got the most famous player in Heat history, LeBron. What was your quote on Saturday night when Nebraska lost? Oh, hard times create strong men.

That's what I got to deal with now. Brandon's the rightful champion. He's got to get better. God damn it. It's just him. I know. Him or Che. Yeah. Che would be worse than me it's all about

far all about that i know you and it would be any of us no that's true i think if kb did it i would be okay i root for kb in general it's all about the goal but anything can fuck you up it's so hard it can't but all the running around especially if he's got your number like it's tough to kind of i mean basketball too if you're just if you're not knocking him down yeah but i went on soccer so long that i'm i'm shooting i'm like feel it i'm like god damn i am winded and the football trips you up the football yeah demoralized yeah malicek took you personally yeah no and i was kind of missing he took me personally yeah sure the first four and then when i was getting some decent shots, they were literally straight on and just hit him in the chest.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm not that good of an athlete. How much would it change if you could pick your order? I don't think. Is there any strategy? I don't know what I would do first. No.

I'll try to be basketball first. I think I'd go in the exact order it is. Yeah. I'll try to knock out that basketball first. All right. Well, Delaney, thanks for being on the act. Next time you're on, you get to try again. Yeah, go home and practice, Delaney. Go home, set

this up in the comfort of your own home. I just gotta practice basketball. We'll box all the stuff up for you. We'll set up cameras, we'll set up a bus and challenge, and then try to drive. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I'm with it. Sell a golf pin. That'd be great. You gotta go in the middle, and you Yeah, I'm with you. The Bustin' Challenge. Sell a golf pin. That'd be great. You got to go in the middle and you got to, like, do an Instagram ad until you sell at least one golf pole. The Bustin' Challenge is the exact same thing. It's the exact same challenge. You're just wearing a golf polo.

Yeah. That's the Bustin' Challenge. We were going to have, like, you had to putt in a shot, but we weren't allowed. Oh, you tried clearing it. You didn't get permission. The word came down. Yeah, we didn't see eye to eye with rigs.

No. All right, let's spin the wheel. Do you want to show the serving barstool trailer? Big cat. He's so stupid. My calves are so drained. Oh, it makes sense. That makes you tired.

TJ wants to know if you want to show the surviving Barstool trailer. Oh, yeah, let's show the surviving Barstool trailer. Out next Monday. Will and I are in it. Brandon, you weren't in it? 14 Barstool employees will battle to survive. We'll show you Barstool. The winner gets $100,000 in cash.

Give me $100,000 in cash, I might be dead within a week or I'm gonna have the very best time ever. They'll live, sleep, and compete here. Survive in advance. We're built for the trenches out here. Oh my god. You're sleeping in here? Yeah. I'm living in here? Yeah. Living in here.

Horrible. Rico just dropped this one on us. He gets night terrors. Years of friendships, rivalries, camaraderie, and bad blood has all led to this. Get the fuck out of here, you fucking bullshit. Anything goes. Begin a game. You're running a bullshit fucking game.

Do your job better, stupid. Just do your job better. Fuck Jeff D'Lo. And that is fucking insanity. Not my bar story. We're gonna make that rule up? Get the fuck outta here! Every person I'm friends with could stab me in the back.

Hopefully we don't get there. Tommy's the first, because he's... You gotta get Tommy out. Tommy. I'm gonna vote for Tommy. This is the most in trouble I think I've ever been. You get mixed up in this game, and there's no chance your feelings don't get into it. Steven really...

Wait, did Steven just keep crying? Dude. God, I'm gonna fucking puke, dude. Is your heart not racing? game and there's no chance your feelings don't get into it steve crying he can't stab somebody in the sleep but like gamesmanship is gamesmanship if rico pisses me off and i beat him within an inch of his life rico's not long for this game and he doesn't have the mental capacity this bad guy doesn't know too much talking i'm here for a good time i got the whole game in this show. Everything goes to me. You sound like shit. I think he worked out some type of deal with Dave and he was like, whatever the contest is, I'll sabotage it.

He's never been fond of me over the years, so I can't trust him as far as I could throw him. This is a reality show. Everything matters. Dave panics when he does not have control. And he didn't have control. I had control. This is Surviving Barstool Season 3.

That was juicy. That's going to be incredible. That's going to be incredible. So, yeah, get excited. Monday night, right after the Cyber Monday telethon. Yeah. Yeah, that'll be good. Hate that you weren't on it, Brandon.

Just didn't make the cut. Damn. Didn't make the cut. All the heavy hitters, Brandon. That's why you had to make that t-shirt. T-shirt was made years ago. Years ago. I've got two of them.

I was fine. I did not want to be involved. I'm sure you asked, like, hey, I can get in this? They added. I think they added. You didn't even make the cut when they added people. Yeah, they were adding everyone. They were begging people.

Yeah. Every day of Brandon's life is surviving Barstool. True. True. they were adding everyone. They were begging people. Every day of Brandon's life is surviving Barstool. True. We should just follow him around. You could even cut out Barstool. Brandon's surviving. Trying his damnedest. Trying my fucking damnedest.

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All right. Spin that wheel. And then last thing, the other thing with the Cyber Monday Telethon is tomorrow we'll be drafting teams for a behind-the-scenes basketball game to 1,000 points for money. Oh, my God. Yeah. Mark and Brandon are the team captains. Mm-hmm.

Yep. And all of the behind-the-scenes people will be involved. And we'll be playing basketball after the YAC on Monday before the Telethon all day with weird challenges and stuff for games worth, like, 50 or 100 points each. Should be exciting. Oh yeah. Alright. Alright. Love it. Spin that shit TJ. I already took a shower today in the office.

Why? Thanksgiving episode of Visors. Steal. He outdid himself yet again. Every year Thanksgiving. Alright. He outdid himself yet again. Every year, Thanksgiving. All right, we'll see you everyone tomorrow. See you guys.

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