The Yak - The Yak Does Battle in WWE 2K23 | The Yak 3-24-23

Episode Date: March 24, 2023

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. No, TJ, pull that up. Okay. Welcome in. It's the Yak. Very special edition presented by Roback. Use code Yak on roback.com. 20% off the first person.

Wearing the joggers right now. Q-zips, polos, joggers, hoodies, everything. Yeah, feel that. That's nice. Feel that. High-quality stuff right there. Baron Corbin's grabbing my legs. He knows that Roback has the best stuff.

And go to Roback right now. Use code YAK, 20% off your first purchase. And they are the most comfortable clothes ever. So. What else are you wearing? This is weird. We're here in a ring. Hey, guys.

You guys have to talk as well. It feels weird without the intros. Yeah, no intros. So we have Austin Theory and Baron Corbin here. We're here. In the ring, a very special yak. This is one of those things where Rob, I think like three months ago, I was like maybe walking to the kitchen or something. He's like, hey,

we want to do a special yak where we put you guys in a ring with a couple wrestlers and then we play the video game. I was like, yeah, sure. And then today happened. Here it is. So, how's everyone feeling? This is insane. Good. Yeah, this is sweet. Yeah. Can I have the ring afterwards? Yeah. They said they were getting

rid of it. Why don't you give a full intro for both these guys? Yeah, please. Well, first of all, these are not just Baron Corbin and Austin Theory. This is WWE United States Champion Austin Theory. Is this the real belt? That's the real thing. Okay. That's it.

I don't know what this is. It's kind of fake to me. Are you kidding me? Yeah. You know what else looks fake? What? I'm not going there. Okay.

I'm not going there. I heard you were a bodybuilder? Well, not as good as you. Why'd you quit? Are you kidding me? Why'd you quit bodybuilding? I didn't quit. You're a wrestler now. I won a show.

It says former on our website. It says former bodybuilder. Get that out of here. Who wrote this? Let me see that. Former bodybuilder. Let's get rid of that, all right? Awesome theory.

I'm surprised you didn't struggle with that. You need another one? I had no idea he was a bodybuilder. I got another one for you right there. Yeah, no, I mean, so you quit bodybuilding. I quit just because I didn't have what it took. Yeah, weight's too heavy. Yeah, and those guys are really big, you know, kind of like you. Yeah. Did you get the real dark spray tan? I did. I've always wanted that. You know what the worst thing is, though, is when you get that and you gotta use the bathroom and you sit on that white toilet seat.

Yeah, that's like suspect number seven. Leave it beige. I feel like we could get him a real dark spray tan. It might be hilarious. We need to tread lightly on, you said real dark. A sun kiss.

Yeah. A Florida sun kiss. Give us kissed. Yeah. There we go. All right, so yeah, Brandon, give us the full intro. Well, that was it. This was United States Champion Austin Theory. You'll be wrestling John Cena at WrestleMania. Will. And this is WWE superstar Baron Corbin. So wait, you're just- A former US champion.

Yeah, you're just a superstar. Yeah, I don't have a title right now. Did you lose it to him? No, I would never. Okay. I'm struggling right now. I'm going through a rough time. Damn.

Have you guys, you're still the modern day wrestling god or what do you mean? I think we're not there anymore. Okay, cool. We're struggling. Cool. JBL kicked me the curb. Can we figure it out on the show? Yes, of course we can.

You remind me of my boy Sass, he's sad too. Yeah. Damn. The two of you sad? You're sad? No, I'm not. I'm sweating. I'm sweating like an asshole. That's so funny.

Yeah, you got to be sweating, man. He looks a little sad, though. He got a cape on. Where is this meeting this year? WrestleMania. So far, it's Hollywood. Next weekend. Wow.

April 2nd? First and second. First and second. Excuse me. Thank you very much. Have yound? First and second. First and second. Excuse me. Thank you very much. Have you guys ever sneezed around Vince McMahon? Never. Okay.

Have you? He has. I don't think so. Okay. But I've had some really fun interactions with Vince. All right. Yeah, because I heard he doesn't like people sneezing around him. I mean, I don't know, but he's a sneaky, crafty guy.

If you're sitting around like you are with no shirt on right now, he loves to come up behind you and smack you across the back as hard as he physically can. Yeah. And then he laughs and runs away. I like that little five-star. Yeah. Yeah. All right, so I'll explain what we're doing.

We're playing the new game, which is awesome. Everyone saw our wrestlers that we created. WWE 2K23, go buy it now. The creative player is incredible. So we're going to spin the wheel. Two people are going to sit in these seats. Brandon, go ahead. Well, we should do an instance introduction and everything,

but we haven't introduced ourselves to them. Oh, yeah. They don't know who we are. Yeah, true. We should go around the corner, maybe say one cool fact about you. I love that. KB. That's beautiful.

Kyle Bauer, I'm from West Virginia. Two-time state champ. Still a state champ. In what? In wrestling. Oh. Yeah, you want some of that? No, we're different weight classes.

Thanks, Kyle. I like that. I'm Nick. I'm also from West Virginia, and I got third place in a graphic design competition. I was the third best graphic designer. Who said that? You'll never know.

So bronze. Which we actually decided that bronze is better than silver. We debated that, but we did not decide that. Bronze is better than silver in the Olympics. I'm going to disagree. Silver is higher, and I feel like the medal actually holds more value. No, because silver means that you were this close to winning gold. Bronze, you're like, this is sick.

I won a medal in the Olympics. You won your last game. Silver, you're like, what could have gone different if I trained a little differently, if I had not eaten that burrito? I'm not sure about that. The U.S. title is like the bronze medal of belts. You're in the championship if I trained a little differently, if I had not eaten that burrito. Not sure about that. So the US title is like the bronze medal of belts.

You're in the championship if you're getting the silver though. If you're at the bronze you're not in the championship. No, you're in the, what do you mean you're in the championship?

Well, if you're getting silver, you're in the second place. No, no, no, this is for like Olympics track and field. Okay, well then you're still that close.

The second fastest guy, yeah, like you're like shit, I was that close. Yeah, but does anybody remember a bronze medal winner? Does anybody remember silver? Oscar Pistorius. Probably not.

No one remembers silver. Well, he remembered it for different reasons. Bronze. Yeah. But you get more money with silver. Yeah. There's like money denominations with it. I don't.

Are there? Yeah. I think gold's like 150K. Why didn't you bring this up when we were originally debating it, asshole? Old information. What's wrong with this guy, man? A lot of them. Jesus. Yeah, man. He's the worst. I am Big Cat.

This is my real body. No, Brandon, you don't get to get introduced. Brandon, go ahead. I'm Brandon Walker, and I am not allowed to read advertisements on this show. That's a fact. That's right. I'm Big Cat. This is my real body.

That's about it. I could kick both of your guys' asses, but some guy came over here and was like don't touch the wrestlers. For our safety. Yeah, it was very clear that you guys are scared of us. It's true. I mean, I want to know what that upper chest workout is you got going on there. I was doing a little bench today. Do you think for real though?

No. Probably not. Okay, good answer. Alright, go ahead. No, I was going to say if we had let's just say you were in the ring with all of us. Do you think that we could? Yes. I could beat all of you up. No, I was going to say could we pin you? All of us together. That sounds weird, man. Yeah.

We could go top of you. There's eight of us. Eight of you pinning me? This is insane. We could kill you. Yeah, we'd kill you. Except for this guy maybe not you because you actually don't look like you give up on bodybuilding it's mysterious

yeah very mysterious I think it's just you can't see my facial that's the mystery for sure I don't know if he's happy to be here I'm still going back

to no on theory yeah I'm still going to no I think he would win what about you there's eight of us it's okay I mean if you think about it you guys are professional talkers.

He's a wrestler. I know, but state championship in West Virginia, there's probably like four guys in the division. Yeah, some of the weight classes had buys because the region didn't have enough guys. I know. What year was this? I mean, still.

I got two NAGA national titles. What year do you? I mean, still. I got two Naga national titles. What year do you think? 2008. By the way, this is, whoever said we had to be out by 545, now that we're talking wrestling divisions, we're going to need to extend that. No, no, no, keep going. It's fair, though. I got two Naga national titles and three Golden Glove titles.

What's a Naga? A jujitsu. Oh, nice, nice. But you didn't wrestle. Well, you kind of wrestle in jujitsu. You just try to break arms and choke people. Oh, nice, nice. But you didn't wrestle. Well, you kind of wrestle in jiu-jitsu. You just try to break arms and choke people. Kyle could beat you up. Wasn't jiu-jitsu, like, that was like all the early UFC guys were winning in UFC because they were doing jiu-jitsu?

Yeah. Wes Gracie? Yeah, beat up wrestlers all the time. Steven Seagal could take you. I mean, he is really good at Aikido. Yeah, exactly. I've heard Aikido is not that useful. Especially when he was able to kick.

Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. What did you say? That's what Joe Rogan says. What did he say? That Aikido. Yeah, exactly. I've heard Aikido's not that useful. Especially when he was able to kick. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. What'd you say? That's what Joe Rogan says. What'd he say? That Aikido's not useful. I saw that episode.

TJ, can we pull up videos? Only Steven Seagal uses it. Can we? TJ, can you pull up the video of Steven Seagal just beating everyone with Aikido? We successfully derailed the conversation. Wait, who is this? We never had conversations. TJ, the producer.

Wow. I think they work together. TJ, can you pull that up? He's going to pull the run in conversations. TJ, the producer. Wow. I think they work together. TJ, can you pull that out? He's going to pull the run in later. Yeah, he is. All right, keep going around until he gets Steven Seagal, and then you guys tell me it's not a real fucking sport. I'm Harry.

Whoa. Whoa. Alter Ego. What the fuck? I don't know what to say. We call you Sasquatch, and you're in front of... I guess he's not wrestling yet. Yeah, it's pretty good. I'm Sasquatch call you Sasquatch, and you're in front of... I guess it's a wrestling, yeah. Yeah, it's pretty good.

I'm Sasquatch, little Sasquatch, little Sas, little Sam Squanch. Any of those work. Just happy to be here. Really? Yeah. That's his fun fact. Way to go, Harry. Good job, Harry.

What's up? Steven Che. Also happy to be here. One fact, I lifted 20,000 pounds once. It feels like we're at like an A&M. No, you did. Yeah, I did. Yeah, you did in one day.

Yeah, I did. I did it on this show. Why aren't you wearing the mask? 20,000 pounds? Yeah. Of what? Well, it took him like two hours. That's amazing.

He's just doing like... Was it under an hour? Yeah, it was. It was actually pretty quick. Also, Stephen Che, you played in the NFL for a bit, right? Yeah. He basically did too. 4-4 speed.

Yeah. 4-4, I like it. If a scout didn't go to the bathroom. And 20,000 pounds. Yeah. Yes. Let's stop there. Do you believe that he ever ran a 4-4?

Unofficial hand time. Unofficial hand time, excuse me. Show us your getoff right now. Yeah, show it to us. Did you have creeps on? This was on a parking lot. This was around 2007. Yeah.

It was in Hofstra, of course. Watch this. Watch how fast. You ready? Yeah. Okay. 2.6. A 4-4?

I'm going to go with, yeah. All right, here we go. Ready? Watch this. Watch how fast he is. Whoa! He's wearing a cape. Because he's wearing a cape. Because he's wearing a cape, I'm going with the 4-4.

Take off the cape. I don't know if I can handle that. Well, then I don't know if I buy the 4-4 anymore without the cape. Here it goes. Three, two. Oh! That's got 4-4 all over it. And watch, 20 push-ups, no problem.

Here we go. He's easy, easy. Here we go, here we go. Here we go. He's easy, easy. Here we go, here we go. Here we go. Yep. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, fifteen, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20. Now, Steven, show them your squat, too. Show them how you squat.

I kept saying 15, you know? Yeah, show the squat. Yeah, just do air squats, 10 air squats. Did you squat for your 20,000 pounds? Yeah. He's got to be sweating. Was it all different lifts? No, I only lift glomer muscles, so I don't squat.

Okay. It's like theory. You would still be in bodybuilding if you took that route. That's true. Show us your squat depth. Oh, snap. He did a snap grip, too. Yeah, he did.

You knew he was serious. That's pure athlete. He believed that bar was there. He's going to be Siri's toughest adversary out of all of you. Don't got to get ready. Just stay ready, you know? I would like to just keep getting Stephen Chay. He would. He justay. He would.

He just would. He would. All right, Kate? Kate, and not to one-up everybody, I played D2 field hockey my freshman year of college before I dropped out. Kate's lying right now. Kate's a Marine.

Oh, wow. Yeah, Kate's a Marine. She's our baddest person. None. Literally none. You didn't have to do any push-ups? Oh, I used to. Oh, okay.

How many can you do? You could probably do a lot. No, I got bingo wings. Oh, no. Nothing. Yeah, it's bad. Yeah, Kate's a badass. She's a Marine.

How long were you in Iraq? Afghanistan. Afghanistan. Yeah, twice. Yeah. That doesn't say how long. And I'm going back to... I'm going to change my answer theory's losing the fight yes yes yes absolutely all right do you have a steven seagal clip yeah tell me this akito isn't oh this is a good one

this is the old one yeah i mean look at that guy does he have his ponytail look at he's got what four on one he's coming to do damage. I think he ran a tank into someone's house in Arizona. Oh, those are kids. Really? Accidentally? Yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

See you, bitch. See you later. Look at that. They can't even touch him. Maybe I was wrong. What's going on? What a wrist lock. Just in case some guy wonders.

No, but look. He can't even touch that. He's a grown man and he's fighting an actual child. I feel like I can do these moves against him, too. I mean, that was pretty sweet. This guy sells good. Oh, he fixed his hair. I like that move.

Hair fixed in between. Oh, okay. That was good. Wait, why is he doing this? What do you mean? He's beating the crap out of these guys. I like it. Wow. Oh, okay. That was good. Wait, why is he doing this? I respect Kees. What do you mean? He's beating the crap out of these guys. I like it.

Wow. He's badass. That was amazing. All right, should we get into the game? Let's do it. Yeah. Let's do it. I wanna see some punishments.

Yeah, so we have punishments which we don't even- We don't know what they are. We haven't been told about the punishments at all. Steve Romano was just telling us that we have punishments. He was like, yeah, do anything to us. And Nick was like, what do you mean us? Because he just...

He's going to watch. Yeah, he's going to watch us get beat with chairs. He should be on the wheel. Steve should be on the wheel? Yeah. What are you guys doing over there? Don't worry about it. It's really hard to be not distracted

when we're sitting this close to each other. Yeah, we're very close. It's true. Very close. That angle. There you go. So, we're very close. That angle. There you go. So Brandon, do you want this ring? I do want the ring.

Yeah, wait, so we're playing for this? No, we're playing for this. No, I don't think so. Why not? Why not? Let us just play for this. You've got to earn that. Okay.

We'll play the game. He'll probably have it next week. Oh yeah, John Cena. Personal friend of mine. So is that like a... Ah, don't give me that face. Is that like the Stanley Cup? They have like one traveling one and they have one at like a museum somewhere?

That's the one I take everywhere. Damn. Yep. You've checked that? TV, live events. No, I don't check it. I just walk through security with it like that. What are they going to say?

Can't check it because someone will steal it. Wait, how long did you have this for? People steal your checkbacks? Six months, probably. And how long did you have this for? People steal your check back? Six months, probably. And how long have you had this for? I lost track of time. Oh, shit. No, you don't.

You know exactly when you want it. Are you kidding me? No. I thought you were on my side. Kind of. What do you mean kind of? Sounds like he just turned on you. Dude, like a long time ago.

All right? I've won it twice already. I can't remember. You know what I mean? Can I? I know it's up there. Can I hold it? You won it twice?. I can't remember. I know it's up there. Can I hold it? I would like to build it.

That's how long Kate was in Afghanistan. You've had it for a while. That's a long time. How long were you there? Two. Two. She didn't even say two. Two units. I've got to go. I've been here twice.

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And thank you to High Noon, our wonderful sponsor. By the way, just as like a quick test, not a test, but like vibes, I think, Baron, you and I would be really good friends and I do think I could kick Austin Theory's ass. I'm with you. Yeah. Okay. Do you hear this? Just relax. It's just vibes. That's who'm with you. Do you hear this? It's just vibes.

That's who he is. It's just vibes. You could change your vibe. You could change your vibe. You kidding me? You want me to change my vibe? They're off. You know what my vibe does?

It gets me to the top. Until John Cena takes it. What does Roman have? The international belt? Who is that? The WWE unit. Who is it? Say it, Brandon.

What is he? Undisputed. Undisputed. Universal heavyweight champion of the world. That's pretty good, man. That's my guy. Undisputed?

Undisputed universal heavyweight champion. And so you have a disputed belt. Okay, that's fine. Well, technically they're all disputed. Yeah, see?

God fucking bear in here. What's going on here? We're going to hang out after this. Absolutely. You guys should. Sorry, honey, I missed my flight. I've got to stay the night in New York. We wanted to just hang out, have a couple drinks,

and talk shit about Austin. Someone who's not as familiar with the belts, if you have the U.S. title, if you guys have an event in Toronto, does that still carry weight? He has to leave it in the United States. Well, not customs-wise, but does it

mean less there? It's like U.S. currency. It's the greatest thing in the world. Technically not. There's no technically here. Steven, what other wrestling questions do you have? That was a really good one. There's no technically here. Steven, what other wrestling questions do you have? I mean, I got to figure out how to...

That was a really good one. Yeah, that was a really good one. Yeah. I'm still just... My mind is boggled about how you're bringing that into an airport. It's an item. It's like a decent... It's legit.

That belt is real. That belt looks way more metal than that belt. So I figure that you're going to get just dinged up and frisked and searched and all that. They usually let me get through that. You think he's trying to sneak it through? How often do they want to take it out and see it? Because that's the real thing. When you have it in your carry-on bag and it goes through the thing, it obviously is a big metal

plate, so they pull it and they always want to look at it and they call their friends over to come check it out and it's like, yeah, man, I got a flight to catch. Can you put my stuff back in so I can go? I can tell you miss that, don't you no one stops you anymore you know it's just like they pull my protein out every once in 30 minutes before your flight weapons in your bags hoping someone stops you just so you can talk to them yeah the rush the worst thing is

the money in the bank contract. We both had that and it's carrying around this briefcase through the airport that's completely beat up. Oh. You're just walking around

with this bright ass And it doesn't fit in your bag. Yeah. So you have to actually use it as a carry-on for the money in the bank. It's a briefcase. It became like my,

it had my iPad, my headphones and some other stuff. Wait, you actually used it as a briefcase? No, it's still in the contract. Oh, okay. You You used it as a briefcase? No, it was a contract. Oh, okay. You actually used it as a briefcase?

You had to because it replaced your backpack. Huh. But there's limits on it, you know, because some weeks you hit somebody in the head with it and it changes the size of it. Oh, now you can't get your iPad in. Yeah. That's what I'm saying.

That's life on the road. That's bruised. Or it just falls open. Didn't yours fall open one time? Yeah, yeah. I raised it up and it just fell open. Everybody's like, where's the contract? I'm like...

Wait, Steven, do you have any other wrestling questions? Because your brain... They'll certainly come to me. I hope it's for me about Canada or something. Yeah. What's your favorite city to perform in? That's a good one. Good question.

You know what's crazy? We just went to Milwaukee, and the crowd was wild. Milwaukee? And I was not expecting that. I wasn't thinking that. I would do that. Good question. You know what's crazy? We just went to Milwaukee, and the crowd was wild. And I was not expecting that. I wouldn't think it. I would do that. There's a packed house on a Saturday night, non-televised event, insane. Yep. Damn.

Yeah. You get more leeway with a non-televised event? Oh, yeah, for sure. Yeah. Yep. What's the worst thing he said on a non-televised event? I know. It's not necessarily always saying things.

It's doing things, too. You show your butt? I mean, it's not my thing, but you could. You could show your butt. T-bagging? No, that's not really my thing, either. You don't T-bag? It's more his.

You don't T-bag? I'm not a T-bagger. You like to get T-bagged? Come on. It's one or the other. No, it's not. You guys are wise. You can't get a bag or get bagged more.

The mysterious man brought up the T-bagger. It's interesting. We'll see if you can do it in the game today. We'll see what kind of moves you gave your character. I was at a non-televised event with Roman Reigns. Who's that? Did he teabag him up? He's the undisputed universal heavyweight champion.

Got it. And I said something about his shoes, and he turned and looked at me and said, he didn't point, but he looked at me and said, you're old. You are old. And I've wanted to whip his ass ever since. So can you hook that up? I mean, I'll let him know.

It wouldn't go well for you. Thank God that wasn't on TV. Actually, that was SmackDown. It was SmackDown before September 11th. Yeah, that was nice. I think he got it. Me? Yeah.

He's got it. The September 11th? You can't just say before. No, you can't. I think he got it. Me? He's got it. The September 11th? You can't just say before. I thought you did. They had a big Smackdown here September 10th 2021. It was their first MSG time in a while. You know what I'm talking about?

You can't say before September 11th. September 10th is before September 11th. September 10th is always before September 11th. We're pre is before September 11th. September 10th is always pre-September 11th. Then we're always before a September 11th. We're pre-September 11th right now. Yes. And post, sadly. Yes. Sadly. Alright.

Kate's like, I went to Afghanistan twice for September 11th. How long was that? I wasn't there for twice for you to make fun of me. Two times. All right, so. I need to see somebody play this game.

Yeah, yeah, let's go. We're going to spin the wheel to see who plays. I know some of the punishments. And the rules are simple. We're going to do 10-minute matches. If someone has not been pinned within 7 minutes of the match starting, we will spin the wheel and then one of the

two players will have to wear a blindfold for the last 3 minutes. Because we don't want the matches to go forever. And the person who's blindfolded if they can not get pinned in those 3 minutes they're blindfolded, they're the winner. So pretty simple. What's the shortest match you guys have ever been in?

Oh, good question. That is a good one. You probably struggle with stamina. Yes. Not you. You're a fucking beast, bro. Yeah. I feel like if you're an old man, you have really good stamina, right?

Why are you pointing at me? I'm younger than you. That's what's going on here. I'm only 22 years old. He was the old man. Is that what you think? That's the old man? According to Roman. Are you kidding me? I'm 22 years old. Look'm only 22 years old. He was the old man. Is that what you think? That's the old man? According to Roman.

Are you kidding me? I'm 22 years old. Look at that blazer. I had a beard at the time, too. I was looking old. No, dude. Don't say that. You are old.

Don't say that. I'm not that old. The beard makes you look younger. No, it doesn't. People are a little nastier pre-September 11th. That's true. You're old. You're not old. We didn't say that. You're old. You're not old.

We didn't say that. You're not. We didn't say that post. Before anything you say, you look good for your age. I'm like 20 years older than you. No, you're not. No, I am.

Literally. How old are you, Austin? I'm 25. Okay, yeah. So he is literally 25. I was voting when you were born. You're 25? Wait, Seth, how old are you?

Got a lot left. How old are you? 26. 43. What'd you make that face for? I just was blowing some air, man. It's kind of hot in here. Let's spin it and see who's playing first.

Here we go. The young Big Cat. Oh, it's me. Big Cat. I don't got to move. There you go. That's pretty awesome. I mean, that's...

Perk. That's nice. I got the sticks over here. Are you down? All right. Am I playing? here. Are you down? All right. Who am I playing? Thank you. KB.

Let's go. All right, KB. Let's see what the state champs got. Let's go, KB. All that wrestling he did, man, it's going to work out now. He doesn't need the instructions. Kyle's got it. I would rather not have the instructions. I've never played this He doesn't need the instructions. Kyle's got it. I would rather not have the instructions.

I've never played this game. I need the instructions. No, no, no. Let's go no instructions. He's got the cauliflower ear and everything. He's ready to go. Wait, you have the instructions? Not that belt.

What the fuck? Here, there was some instructions. I don't have them. I don't know them either. I don't know them. I've never played this game. Wait, yours is way nicer. You're in for a real good time.

Oh, my God. You carry this on your shoulder all the time? Dude, yeah, dude. You've got to lift that with one hand. All right, we have a YAK-specific arena, too, that we're playing in. Let's go. Does it look like this? The WWE 2K23, the customization is insane.

We built our wrestlers. Everyone saw it. Steve just told us that we have a specific arena they built for us as well. So this is going to be awesome. So let's see it. I just can't wait to see all the characters he's made. I love you, but once we're in the ring... I'm going to fuck you up. Don't sweat this guy.

I'm only a 74? But you're a good looking 74. But I made myself a 100 on everything. Well, you're a super heavyweight. But he's a high flyer. But he's a high flyer. But I'm a high flyer. I'm a walking oxymoron. There we go.

KB did what? You got headgear on? Oh, shit, KB, you're better than me. No, he's a 72. Oh. Yeah. Kyle can't see the TV screen right now. He refuses to get glasses.

All right, here we go. Poke Banana versus KB did what? Higher than Theory over there as well. He refuses to get glasses. All right, here we go. Poke Banana versus KB. I'm ranked higher than Theory over there as well. Oh, really? Yeah. Damn. But that's just in the game. You know, in real life, I'm the champ.

What are the stats in the game based off of this? Career achievement. What movie are you going to start with? Are you afraid that you're not the biggest Baron? Oh, this is awesome. Look at this. No. Baron Trump is like seven feet tall.

Is he really? How much does he weigh, though? Wow, look at this. Is that Tommy Walker? 320. Oh, my goodness. He looks like him. Dude, this arena is awesome.

We look like we're in Welch, West Virginia. I feel like you should have had to dress like your character. Is this Mike Roman? Yeah, that would have been tough for me. Right there? Well, you could have wore the purple. He character. Is this Mike Roman? Yeah, that would have been tough for me. Right there? The announcer. Well, you could have wore the purple and painted yourself green. He's such a dick.

That's what I've heard. You'll never be able to achieve that body with this body. Who do we think is gonna win this match? Probably the nicest guy I've ever met. I think KB. KB can't see. How do I get, how do I go first? No way KB can win.

He doesn't even need a blindfold, is that what you're saying? Here it goes, no, no. Start fighting. We're going. Here we go, here it goes. Oh, no. Start fighting. Oh, we're going. Here we go. Did you start? Get up, guys. Okay, just keep going.

How do I get up? I want to know why his character's in black and white. Oh! I have one piece. What do I do? Triangles recover. Give me it. Triangles recover.

Oh, my God. Hell yes. There you go. Kyle, turn around, bitch. There you go. Turn around, bitch. You gotta block with Y. How do I pin? How do I pin?

The top. How do I pin? Slow down just a little bit. You'll see it on the screen. It'll show you little highlights. Then I can pin? Yes. Oh my God.

And if he's going to strike, you hit triangle, or it'll counter it. Oh. Oh. Oh. Yes. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh counter it. Oh. Oh. Yes. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Whoa. Now what do I do? Now what do I do? Jump on him. Or the right stick. Oh, no. They're starting.

Wait, what happened? You fell down? What happened? You got blindsided. Nobody saw it happen. If you hit right on the D-pad, it's like taunt. There you go. Your character's just uncomfortable, man.

It's the Mucin. Oh, yeah! Here comes another German. See ya! Man. It's a big guy move. I love the custom arena, by the way. Oh, it's over.

He's not going to kick out. He doesn't know what he's doing. Bang! Just like that. I did him. Just like that. I still love you, bro. I didn't mean to do you like that.

Dude, I fucked you up. Where's the wheel for punishments? Yeah, it's a virtual wheel. Alright, so we got to exit. That was a poor match. Sorry, dude, I had to beat you like that. A it's a virtual wheel. Alright, so we got to exit. Spin that wheel. Sorry, dude. I had to beat you like that. A win is a win there.

That fucking sucked, huh? It wasn't good. It's alright, man. Alright, so now we got to spin for KB. Oh, no. KB. What do we got? Singlet, chair, wet.

Oh, snap. What is chair? Fighter breakfast. Fighter breakfast. Here we go. The chairs, I think they hit you with the chair. Oh, I know. Fighter breakfast is raw eggs, dude. You'd be fine with that.

Yeah. That'd be easy for you. I know you did it when you were wrestling. I cannot do eggs. Yeah, you can. All right, spin it. You won't have a choice if it lands on it. If we get singlet, I haven't shaved my legs in like four months.

Oh, oh, oh, it's chair. Chair. Let's go. Chair. There we go. Chair. There we go. Who's hitting him with the chair? Is that who you're thinking of? Yeah, pass it off.

You're hitting him with the chair? I'm not going to hit him. You're going to hit him with the chair. Is that what you want? You beat him. We're good to hit him. We're very close. Is there room for you to hit him with the chair?

I think you should, Hulk Hogan, but I'll do it. No, no, you hit him with the chair. All right. I'm just going to put this championship up here. Brandon, you want that belt, don't you? Give me the other belt. Wait, how much clothes am I taking off? You want to do this?

I don't think you're taking off any clothes. Don't take off any of your clothes. Why would you take off any of your clothes? Done? None. That's insane. Wait a minute. I think he should have.

That's not how we normally do chair hits. Oh, man. Yeah. This is going to be amazing. So this isn't naked hair chair hit. You got it, dude. You're gonna clip the little gimmick. I feel like take the shirt off.

Just go forward a little bit. Yeah, well if he needs to go forward a little bit. Why are you ready to wrestle? Just down, down, face down. You can't play. Bend over, dude. Just bend over, just bend over. Just bend over.

Give him your back, give him your back. You can't play defense in a chair. There you go. Big cats on this diplo. Oh! Oh! All right, yeah. That was fun.

Did that hurt? Yeah. You did. I thought it was so light it wasn't going to hurt. I thought it was going to break right away. It stung. It does. It stings a lot more than you think. Yeah.

You take the steel chairs. Callisto hit me the first time I ever got hit with a chair in a match. I was real curious. I was like, what is this going to feel like? It was like an intense stinging from the steel chair. You didn't do it

when you were coming up? No. That was my first one ever. Some of the things are awful. Chair shots don't feel good. I got hit with a guitar on top of the building when we did the Money in the Bank

at headquarters, and it was cold, and we're on top of, like, a 12-story building on top of a ladder, and I got hit with a guitar. It was awful. Damn.

It stung so bad. Whose finisher is the worst to take? Yours doesn't look pleasant. Yeah, mine's not fun. Yours probably isn't fun either. Who does a big powerbomb, though? That's usually probably...

Gunther? Gunther's powerbomb's probably not fun. Some chokeslams aren't fun. I don't know. Yeah, some chokeslams are brutal. Seems like all of them would be not fun. Almost, yep. Almost to finish is the worst to take. Which are brutal. Seems like all of them would be. Oboe. Almost, yep. There it is. Almost finished is the worst to take. Which one's the easiest to take?

It would be easier. Probably the one that... I'm not going to lie. They hurt my neck, but I love taking the RKOs. Ooh. What's the funnest to do? RKO. Yeah.

Yeah. What do you think of Logan Paul? Logan Paul. Good question. You know, he's talented, but he's not on my level. No. You know? Well, he technically is. Oh, my God.

He's also going to be at WrestleMania next week. Come on, man. That is your level, yeah. He's also in a high-profile match against Seth Rollins. And you're going to lose to John Cena. What's wrong with you guys? I'm sorry. No, man, you're going to get from John Cena. What's wrong with you guys? I'm sorry. No, man, you're going to get from now on.

Did John tell you guys to try to get in my head? Yeah. He said they were good friends. We are good friends. Listen to my last interview with John Cena. So you remember when I interviewed you last year at WrestleMania? I don't. I don't remember you.

Holy shit. All right, let's spin the wheel. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Let's spin the wheel now. Hell, man. When I walked in, you said, where's your pink coat? And I went and got my pink wheel. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Let's spin the wheel now. Hell, man. When I walked in, you said, where's your pink coat? And I went and got my pink coat. Remember that?

Hold on, hold on. I think he was just saying that you're like a feminine guy. Where's your pink coat? Oh, I got to go get that. But you said, one WrestleMania, I'm going to wrestle and beat John Cena. You said that last year. I always say that, though. But that, are you all right with today, man?

Oh, man. Oh, man. This is bad for Brandon. This is horrible. These six L's. Wrestling's never coming back. Do you think Barstool needs a wrestling podcast? They need somebody that's not 43.

I can tell you that. Oh, boy. That's right. Yeah. That's right. All right. You did this to survive. Yeah, you're from your boy, man.

From now on? At least I thought I was. From now on? From now on? Yes. We're back together? Yes. All right. Just don't do that again, you're 44 soon. From now on? At least I thought it was. From now on? From now on? Yes. We're back together? Yes. All right.

Just don't do that again. We're good. We're good. We're good. All right. All right. Let's spin the wheel for the next match. KB, sorry I had to do like that.

The video game was more embarrassing. You never, you never. That was tough. Nick. All right, Nick. That's a nice fall palette, isn't it, Baron? Yeah. Who's been practicing? That's what I want to know. That was tough. Nick. All right, Nick. That's a nice fall palette, isn't it, Barron? Yeah. Who's been practicing?

That's what I want to know. Brandon and Steven. Oh no, Sass. No, I didn't get to practice as much as I wanted to. So you practiced. Yeah. All right, Brandon and Nick. Did you go through the tutorial?

You have this game. No, I just kind of know. I always have. Of course. Yes. Well, this is gonna to – Brandon's going to – Hey, bro, I'm sorry. I'm excited for this.

I know people are probably going to – Why don't you bring it up? People are going to say how bad you were. This is your time, guy. I didn't mean to embarrass you. This is where you make it all count. Yeah, all right. Okay.

All the early mornings. I won't say anything. All those workouts. I do know. I've never had any early morning workout. Why would you work out in the morning? That's stupid. That's true.

Yakmania. Match type. Custom match. There we go. Falls count anywhere. Hopefully you guys play well. So I'll go this way. How fast did I pin?

I wasn't going to bring it up. That was like a three minute match. There you go. play well. Sorry. So I'll go this way. How fast did I pin Cape? Oh shit. I wasn't going to bring it up. That was like a three minute match. There you go. Sorry Kelly Keegs. But how fast was it? It was really fast.

How much time did we put into customizing our characters? I did like 35 minutes. Wow. But it's awesome. That's why you won. Incredible.

That's so good. I was thinking I was going to do it for like five minutes and then I got started and I just didn't want to stop. Nick spent most of his time actually changing his character's eye structure.

Yeah, yeah. You could mess with me. Oh, Brandon's a 51. I'm a 51. What a bitch. You're the most ranked player in the game. I didn't know they could go that low. Yeah, they don't let.

My guy Braxton Flores made my character. They also don't usually let wrestlers wrestle that old. He still looks just like you. Braxton Flores, the classic double cross. He got me. White Whitman versus Brandon Walker. I like it. I like it.

It's a play on Walt Whitman, the road less traveled. I was feeling real philosophical that day. Here we are back in Welch, West Virginia. Yeah. And the basketball arena. I really want this gym. Excited crowd. Are you wearing dress shoes?

Yes. Just in case. So much body hair. Look at those eyes. This is fantastic. Look at the leg hair right Look at those eyes. This is fantastic. Look at the leg hair right in the scrunch. It's like sticking out. It's so good.

That must be a bitch to wax. Or whatever you do. Whatever you do. Hit it. It is a fictional character. I know you want to. It's true. You got the advantage if you run in.

Steven's like, damn, Nick. I want the entrance. You don't need it. You need to run in. This is my debut. This is about you winning. This is his moment. It won't last long.

Yeah, that's true. Loser has to do that to their leg. That's a good point. Done. Yeah? You don't like hair, do you? No. Damn it.

Not really. Brandon's been practicing this game. Huh? Well, I got some, but I don't have much. Oh, you got none. Nick. Wow. Remember, Barrett can help you if you need help.

Why? I'm not good help. You got me? I don't know. He's healthy. What do you mean you don't know? He got me off. You said when I got here, hey, I remember you from Dallas last year.

That sounds like something. I don't remember that. Where's your pink coat? And I said, oh, I remember you from Dallas last year. That sounds like something. I don't remember that. Where's your pink coat? And I said, oh, I can go get my pink coat. And you said, I'm going to wear the pink coat. And I said, no, I'll wear it. Oh, my God, you are sassy. Why are you so small?

Holy shit. Oh, my God. They made you gay. You're so sassy. Nick Swartzen playing a gay guy. Oh, man. You got this. Brandon.

You got done dirty. What happened to you? You took a selfie with my phone. What's the song? Is that the Roseanne theme song? We did that? He has the Roseanne theme song. It's red.

Yeah. I do like the shoes, though. I like the dress shoes. Yeah, he copies me. I'm going to say Nick's going to win this fight. Why? I think so, too. Is there anyone in the wrestling community that just copies everything you do?

That's what Brandon does to me. He bought the same car as me. You told me that it was a nice car and I should buy my wife one. No, I didn't. He bought the same car as me. Isn't that a lame move? What kind of car is it? Mercedes, no big deal. You're fancy.

Yeah. Well, and Brandon's not that fancy. He can't eat anymore. No, Brandon is up to his ears in debt. But he has a Mercedes. Here we go. I'm really struggling. All right.

That's the worst thing I ever did. Oh, yeah. Ten minute time limit? Oh, Brandon. Oh. Oh. Yes. With the dress shoes on.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. The low-cut. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Brandon. Yes. With the dress shoes on. Oh my God. Oh my God, loafers. Yes, get up. There's gonna be a penny lodged in your forehead.

Brandon, get up. You have W, baby, come on. Brandon, you practiced this game? Yeah. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.

Wait, he might not be able to get up. No, you're gonna, No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. Make sure you watch the triangle for reverses. Brandon's killing it. Come on, Nick. The whole world is rooting for Walt. It's White. White. You got this, man. I'm gonna step on your toe.

Why are you waiting? There you go. Was he gonna kick him out of the ring? There you go. In real life, Brandon would already been dead. Okay, let's see. Hey, hey. Bang.

Damn. There we go. We're gonna sneak in that orange. Yes, Nick. Beat him. No. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's go. A little dusty elbow.

A little dusty elbow. A finishing move is R2 plus X. Shut up. Both of you. You can all use. Oh, you know this. Yeah, to be fair, it did go out loud. Quit it!

Quit it! That's my little move. I feel like you were secretly practicing a lot. That's your move. Yeah, yes, yes, yes. There it is. Get ready to kick out. Up.

Up. There you go. Who taught you that? I got you lot. Yes, yes, yes. There it is. Get ready to kick out. Up. Oh! There you go. Nice try, nice try. I got you covered.

Oh! Gens rules, gens rules, gens rules. What the fuck? Oh, yes, yes, get him, get him, get him, get him. Wait, let me see that. Why do you keep letting me hit you in the face? You're leaving it wide open. I'm trying, I just got my stick back.

Hit X. It's a bigger, bigger move. I don't want to hurt him. I'm going to hit him. I'm going to hit him. I'm going to hit him. I'm going to hit him. I'm going to hit him. I'm going to hit him. I'm going to hit him. Why do you keep letting me hit you in the face? You're leaving it wide open. I'm trying. I just got my stick back.

Hit X. It's a bigger move. I don't want to hurt him. I want to teach him a lesson. Oh. Come on. Go up top. Yes, Nick.

Yes, Nick. Oh, what is that? Dirty pin. What's a dirty pin? Dirty pin him. What's a dirty pin? Dirty pin him. I can't see. If you press right on the D-pad, it's an opponent taunt.

I don't want to taunt. Yeah, don't taunt. You want to pin him. Now's't see. If you press right on the D-pad, it's an opponent taunt. I don't want to taunt. Yeah, don't taunt. You want to pin him. Now's not the time to taunt. Baron, you're the biggest taunting guy in wrestling. Well, I know, but I know Wendell well. Oh, yes. Actually, lately I've been struggling.

Get him. Pin his ass. Pin him. Pin him. It's down on the right joystick. All right, you got to kick out. There you go. You just time it right.

No, quit. Yes. Yes. Yes. I got it. Damn it. Seven minutes to go. Damn just timed it right. The finisher is R2 and- Let's go. Just pin him. Just keep pinning these-

This is my move. Hit your splash. That's the finish, that's your one move. That's your one move? Don't get pinned. There you go. You gotta beat him much more. Kicking out is so much better on this game.

And we're already a three star match, Meltzer loves us. Goddamn, Brandon. Way to do that spicy move. Okay. There you go. Come on, Nick. You can charge it. Yeah. Back right next. There you go. There you go. Come on, Nick.

Springboard. I might not be able to get back in. Hold the back left. Hold the back left. Look at him. Running. There you go. No.

How do I not see that coming? Dusty elbow. No, not this. Put a knee up. There it is. First. You missed. What are you doing?

He's bionic elbowing. That's not good. What are you doing? He's bionic elbowing. Uh-oh. That's not good. Not good at all. You're blinking. You've been stunned. Oh, no, Nick.

I think you can go under. It's false count anywhere. Go find a weapon under the ring. Okay, okay. My guy can't move. I think he's hurt. I think he's hurt pretty bad. Just get ready to kick out. Oh, he's screwed.

Up, up, up. Oh, no. Oh, boom. There it Up. Oh, no. Oh, boom. There it is. Oh, yeah. I saw you enter a freaking heel. I didn't enter a coat. He put cheats.

With all those distractions, you did it. Nothing held you back. I'm a big-time player. I'm ready to see the punishment. Big-time player right here. Punishment wheel. Where the hell were you? Oh, God.

What's BFW for? I told you I wasn't much help. Best freaking wrestler? Is that what that is? Yes. That's what it's for. That's what I thought. I'm not sure I can cuss, but it's Brandon Walker.

There's a middle name. Brandon freaking Walker. Get it. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Ferguson. Brandon Ferguson Walker.

That's exactly correct. Great. Got three and a half stars. That's a good match. Three and a half stars. All right. Especially for a high school gym. What are our match games? Two. Two. You got three and a half stars. That's a good match. Three and a half stars. That's a hell of a match. Especially for a high school gym. What are our match games?

Two. Two. Is that BKB so fast? It was a lackluster. It was your opponent's fault. Oh, what's my punishment? I don't want any. Well, no, you're going to be getting punished.

I couldn't believe we couldn't use you. I feel like you'd look good in a singlet. No, he wouldn't look good in a singlet. No? Mm-mm. I'm going over the clothes on a singlet. Yeah, me and Nick decided that. I hope it's the fighter breakfast.

I'm telling you, it's raw eggs. It has to be. It's got to be. That's rocky, but here we go. What about salmonella? Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Singlet! Singlet!

There you go. Get it on. Nick, close. Hey, do we have the waters? I have to put one on, too? Yeah, that sounds beautiful waters? I have to put one on too? Do you want to put one on? Water sounds beautiful. Oh yeah, you have to.

Yeah, KB, you got to put one on. That was pretty crazy how much yours looked like you, Brandon. Yeah, it really did. Well, I have a guy. That's kind of creepy. I have a guy that doesn't. Customability on this game is amazing. It's incredible, yeah.

I love how serious you take it. Brennan had Katie Scott sit down for four hours. These guys are high passing, and I'm coming for real. As you should. As you should. This is a game to them.

No, this ain't a game. This is real life. This ain't a game. This ain't no game. Okay, you're going to need to redo my cheekbones. Yeah. Okay.

So he's going to sit in here with the same thing. Oh, yeah, yeah. He's doing a little here with the singer. Oh, yeah, yeah. He's doing a little walkout. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. We have a camera. We're taking a picture.

Does it get music? You could be in it or not. You don't have to. Well, you got to feel the weight of it. Probably don't have a minute because it's going to be John Cena's. You need to touch it. You need to touch it. John's taking that title back to Hollywood.

Oh, yeah. That's beautiful. I hope that happens at Fantasyland, you know, because that's where it's going to happen. So is one of us going to get a buy?

Is Rome coming? I don't know. I actually haven't. Oh, wait, is this a tournament? I think we're going to do tournaments. I have to play again?

Yeah. Oh, damn, I thought I was going to be going out on top. You got the first one out quick. You played brand new. Nick's about to enter.

All right, okay, here comes Nick. How quick did he put the singlet on? Parts unknown. Does he get a theme song? Oh! Nick, you look good.

All right, so let's spin it again. Oh, you should've went no clothes. No, you need to make sure you don't have to see my entrance too, real quick. All right. How much paper did you stuff in there? What are you talking about? It's all hair.

It's all hair. No, I think these are the other singlets if you want one, Kyle. I probably have to, right? Yeah, you definitely have to. 2X. Made by Jinko. Sass?

Okay. Sass. Yeah, someone's getting a bye. Unless Rome gets here. And? Theory could play in their place. As in- Kane.

Kane. Finally. Here we go. All right. Let's go. Do we put our masks on? No. I was sweating so much.

I would love it if that happened. You guys all took off your stuff. After we fought. Hey, that would make you want to win fast, right? After we fought, yeah. If you have to wear a mask, you're going to want to win fast. Thank you, Kate. Always down for anything, Kate.

Sass won't. Come on, Sass. Come on, Sass. Sass, it would be very funny for a vision. Come on, Sass. You take it off right after, Sass won't. Come on, Sass. Come on, Sass. Sass, it would be very funny for a vision. You take it off right after, Sass. Che, give him his mask. Yes. He got bullied into it.

I like it. All right. Kate versus Sass. I've never gone past original Nintendo. She's never gone past original Nintendo is what she just said. I need another chance, that was fun. Yeah, that was fun. It crossed my mind.

You wanna be my guy? No, no, no, I wanna be my guy. That's all you can do. I did see a carton of eggs back there. Uh-oh. All right, so you hold this back left down. Yes. You move around with this, obviously, but you hold this down.

Are these the clothes you're wearing? Yeah, the rollback, yeah, if you want one. Very nice. When you're very obviously. Okay. If you hold this down, you can hold it. Are these the clothes you're wearing? Yeah, the row back. Yeah, if you want one, that's nice. Very nice. Very comfortable. Yeah. Let me get a quarter zip.

Yes, yes. What size is this? XL. And then always just, this is really important, the hoodie, and every time he does a throw, I'm a quarter zip guy.

I like these quarter zips. Okay, if you want to, you can tap this roll down. Can we get? Oh, I might. Okay. Can someone get Baron a quarter zip row back XL? Yep.

I think you don't need me. I think you got it. I'll give it my best, but I probably will throw it to you. I'm a golfer, so I like those. Yes. Yes. They're super comfortable. Are we going with that walker?

Yeah. Okay. What is he doing? Press up, and you'll get to your character. What is Brian doing? Jim the Anvil Neidhart? There you go, yeah. Am I doing it?

Dude, some of the best Hall of Famers in this game. I kind of want to play with someone else. Okay, got it. Custom. What was my name again? I think you can hit right to go to custom characters. What's your go-to character that's not you in the game? I used to always choose AJ Styles.

You were always AJ? Because he does like the... I like when you can run with money and do the spring stuff out of nowhere. Sass? Superstar Sass. I always pick Razor. Razor? Yeah. Whoa, you're 100?

How are you 100? He's going to win. He's not going to win. How are you 100? Yeah, but I did too. Selfless vet. Sass, put the mic in front of you. Okay. I've had to mic in front of you. Okay.

I've had to wrestle in a suit before. Brandon can't figure out how to get back in. I have no idea how to play. You have no idea how to play? You made your character 100? I like the shirt. That was the easiest part. I don't know why everyone didn't do that.

I did that. Oh, no. Apparently you did not. Apparently you did not. Yeah. I, fuck. Look at that skin. Look at that jaw. Super strong.

How'd he get burnt, Sass? Brandon, how hard is it for a man to get back in the ring? This is the guy who's actually entered the ring. You'd be surprised watching people climb in and out of the rings. It's the best. How difficult it can be. Yeah. It's ridiculous.

It is entertaining. Okay. Usually people that don't know how to get in the ring, they usually go through right here. The bottom. The first time I tried to do it on camera, I fell down. It's hilarious. It's way harder than you think. That's the truth. It's always guys that are on Twitter

saying how awesome they are at wrestling and how terrible you are. That back foot always drives and hits the ropes. Stick to these rings, do not get married, trust me. Come here, dude. Are you running in? Yeah. Running. We're gonna fight right now.

My God. Yeah. It's go time. Yo, your dude's like seven foot tall. Yeah. No, no, I'm a self-respect Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, yes! Yes! Yeah! Yeah! No, no, I'm a selfless faggot.

Can't do that. Oh! Sass! Oh! What an upset this might be. Do that damage. Oh! What an upset.

She's destroying you. Sass. Oh! Oh my god, Sass. I can't do anything. Let me in. Keep going. You can't set yourself. Keep going. Sass, don't let me do anything. You can't even get up. Who won't let me do anything. Let's go. Keep going.

You can't even get up. It won't let me do anything. Finish him, Kate. Finish him, Kate. Finish him, Kate. There you go. Drag. Boys will be boys. It only pops up at certain times,

but just keep pushing it every time he hits you. What the fuck is happening? Why won't my finishers work? You gotta just start it. Wait a second. You gotta finish it. Come on, this is realistic. He's not very fast.

In your dress shoes, no. In your dress shoes, too. Oh, come on, old girl. Oh, my God. Seth. Seth. This is so good. Did you say stop?

Kate, are you a man? Yes. What? Oh, no. Oh, no. There you go. Do something when you get up, Kate. The Warhammer. No. There you go. Do something when you get up, Kate. Warhammer.

Okay, here I go, I'm turning it on now. All right. All right, now you're gonna try. I'm gonna go turn it out. Uh-oh. Stay there. There you go. She's out.

Kick you out on one like nothing. Okay, I got it. No. Here I go. There you go. Get him. There you go. Go, Kate. Go, Kate. Yes, Kate. No

You're panicked. There you go. A little knee action. I want to see the dirty pin. There we go. Instant recovery. What even is a dirty pin? I'm assuming it's like hand in the face or grabbing the tights.

Up and over. Cheat to win for sure. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

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Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. got it. You're just fucked. I'm sorry to do this to you now. Uh-oh. There you go.

Dirty pin. Ankle stomp. Bro kick to the face. Choke him out, choke him out. Big suplex. Beautiful. Little backwards action. He has a right where he wants him.

Get that dirty pin. And the cover. This is devastating. Here it is. There's just nothing you can do. One, two. Upsass, upsass. Did I die?

No, you barely. You kicked out at 2.9. Big falsies. Dude, my guy's ass. Big falsies. There's just nothing you can do. Grapple with her. Grapple with her, Seth.

I'm pressing the buttons and nothing's happening to you. You're two feet taller than her. You're 100 overall. This is crazy. What an upset. Come on, King. This is crazy. What an upset. Come on, King. This is insane. Hi-yah!

Oh, yes! Oh, King, you're not playing? No, he is. Yes, I am. I'll just click this down. Oh, yeah. Yes. You're good.

Come on, Sass. Oh, God. Oh, God. Sass didn't realize that Austin was playing. Come on, come on. Oh, no! It was an incredible performance, Kate. Ah, thank you.

You were on fire. It would be selfless of me to let him win, which is what I'll probably do. It's so close. Oh, Kate's back. You can tell when it's Kate controlling because she just starts to run. There you go. Okay. Triangle's a beautiful button on here.

Was that me? I thought I, nope. Okay. Uh-oh. I think she's gonna apologize in a Okay. Uh-oh. Hey. Uh-oh. I think she's going to apologize in a minute. Uh-oh. Up, up. There you go.

She's got it. There you go. I think he's tired. Oh, he's getting cocky. He's uncomfortable to watch. I think he's... My character's a dude who just looks like me. Oh, there you go.

All right. So it's me. That's true. It's essentially me. Oh, no. Two minutes. Two minutes till the's essentially me. Oh, no. Two minutes. Two minutes until the blindfold.

Oh! Way to fight back, Kate. Kate, if you can make it to three minutes, you have a very good chance of winning. Really? With the blindfold on. Although it will be very hard to kick out with the blindfold on. Oh, yeah. Impossible.

It's just one. Oh, yeah. Impossible. It's just one. Oh, yeah. You just have to guess. Okay. Okay, running a full comeback on it. Kate. Kate. Kate.

Let's go, Kate. Full comeback. Come on. Oh. She's getting crazy with it. Little Shane. Little Shane. Foot shuffle.

There we go. Foot shuffle. Those are actual scars from the shuffle, there we go. Foot shuffle. Those are actual scars from the war, by the way. Got a bullet hole in my arm. Shout out to. Okay. Get him. We need a dirty pen.

Yeah, Sask, get out of there, bud. I was running scared. Sask, get like a weapon underneath scared. Can you run out of this? One minute. Oh, yeah, you can do that. Not really a stadium. Knee to the face. Yes. This is insane. Are you trying to run out of the arena?

Finish her. Hit the finisher. Can you run out to your car and drive home to your wife? You don't want that. Oh, boy. Okay. Oh, shoot. Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay. Oh, shoot. Yes!

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Hell yes. That's how it's done.

With a finisher and everything. She ran the comeback. Hit the finisher. Incredible. I don't even play video games. That's crazy. Yeah. Wow. It's so easy. He't even play video games. That's crazy. He's taking his mask off. He's angry.

I'm sweating my ass off. That's embarrassing. Oh, Sass, your hair looks great. It does. Dude, that mask did your hair nicely. Alright, so we'll spin. What we'll do is I just talked to Roan so after we spin, let's have Brandon play Kate for that side.

And then we'll wait and Roan will play Che. And then I'll play the winner of that. Cool. So we'll keep it moving. I want to see the punishment wheel. Yeah, what's the punishment? Those are sick. What do you want, Les?

These are all terrible for you. I think fighter breakfast is the worst. Because you can't get wet. You don't want the eggs. Why can't he get wet? Is he like a gremlin? I don't think the egg is bad. Do you really do that? Just not the yolk. I'll drink egg whites, but I won't drink the yolk. Why can't he get wet? Is he like a gremlin? I don't think the egg is bad. He's a gremlin. Do you really need that?

Just not the yolk. I'll drink egg whites, but I won't drink the yolk. All right, spin it. Why not the yolk? He literally cannot get wet. Well, because of salmonella and stuff, you know. He can't get wet, guys. He can't get wet, guys.

Guys, he can't get wet. Chair. Oh, that's the best choice. He can't get wet. Oh, no. I actually, I can't. I can't. Oh, no.

So what do we do? Punishments are not about what you can and can't. Oh, no. So what do we do? Punishments are not about what you can and can't do. I think you have to drink the eggs. Or two. I can't get the eggs. All right, so do the eggs. Eggs is a fair replacement for wine. I'll let that happen.

Let's go, dude. You got that. You got the eggs. All right, so Brandon, you sit next to Kate. What do you mean you'll get the eggs? What are you going to do, put some shit in them? Just get the eggs. Jesus Christ. Just get the eggs. Honestly, I don you'll get the eggs? What are you going to do? Put some shit in them? Just get the eggs. Just get the eggs.

Honestly, I don't really get how it's a punishment. You're a very nervous guy. No, I just don't want to fucking drink eggs. No, you nailed it, Pat. Let's go. It was just one egg. Oh, you got that? I've never done this before. Just crack it back. Just straight down.

It's going to be like a big ball of snot. I swear I don't do this. Well, I don't want to get it on my pants. His ass is just ruttled off like 17 cup plates. Look at that thing. There it is. Good pour. Yeah.

Oh, no. You got it on your pants. He's wet. He's doing the egg. Yeah, he's going to do it. He's doing the egg. Yeah, he should have done it. He's wet and he's doing the egg. He got egg wet. Egg wet.

Egg wet. Oh! Oh! You got to tug it like that. You got to tug it like that. Come on, Chaz, you got this. Let's go. Just hold your nose. Hold your nose and drink.

It's not the nose, it's the texture. Hey, we gotta give him the slow clap. I'm tearing up. He's not gonna hit you. I can't do it. You can. Yes, you can. Yes, you can.

Yes, you can. Let's go. Let's go. No, you can. Yes, you can. Yes, you can. Let's go. Let's go. No, I can't. All right, Sas, go back to your seat with your eggs. You were on Most Dangerous Game Show and drank like a cockroach smoothie. You ate a scorpion, dude.

All right, Brandon, go ahead and sit next to Kate. I got a fucking egg on me. Show him the back of his pants. Show him the back of his pants. Oh, he doesn't even know. He has no idea. I know. Obviously, I know. It's a fucking feeling on me.

How is this happening to you? I'm laughing so hard. I got tears coming out. Where are you going, Tess? I got to fucking wash it. I don't have time to go home. The saddest exit of a ring ever. Oh, man.

He's just having trouble today. His mask was too hot. He can't get wet. He should just wear the singlet. Wear the singlet to your show. Ooh, baby. Yep. got it. All right, you got this.

All right, TJ, would you change the wet to egg so we can get at least a chance to get an egg? I love my quarters. Just take off wet and make it egg. Golf. Double egg. You don't seem like a golf guy. Big golf guy. The back, back left.

Yeah, run and this. Okay, just do what you did last time. You dominated. Just make sure when you're running, you use one of these. At the same time. And then this right here. Yeah, 2K is 2K. 2K is so good. If you just go like that, you'll do it.

So that's the great thing. And then don't do anything. Well, the great thing about 2K is the custom ability, and you can do it in 2K on golf, and you can do it in this. My golfer looks awesome. He also looks like me. Mine is like me, too. You scare the hell out of me. Is your golfer looks awesome. He also looks like me. Mine is like me too. You scared the hell out of me.

That's a man. I got to superimpose my face over him. It was one of those where you can download your face. That's your face. I was like, what's going on with you? So what we're going to do is Roan's on his way. Roan's on his way.

So Brandon and Kate are going to play their side of the bracket. I realize that I have March Madness in my head, so I was thinking you guys were 2-3. So one of these is in the championship. One of you are in the championship. Like DBI, C-4. Roan will get here. He will fight Stephen Che,

and then I will fight the winner of that, and then the winner of that will be in the championship. On the game, not the actual fight. Well, we could do both. Okay. You're legally not allowed to fight me. You had your guy come out and be like, don't touch us.

Yeah, you had your guy. Yeah. That's true. I got a big match coming up. You have someone coming around. I'm just like, don't touch him. I would whoop you. If you were legally allowed to, I would whoop you.

When I fought Cena, it was the same thing. I wasn't legally allowed to hit him. He was filming some big movie with Jackie Chan, and they were like, hey, you can't hit him, but he can hit you. And I was like, wait a second. Interested? Interested? Good time.

Oh, yeah, Steven's a huge Jackie Chan guy. He filmed it in Mongolia. Steven, what's your favorite Jackie Chan movie? Rush Hour 2. Not one? No, two. You want Rush Hour? Don't be doing that shit.

I like the... What's the name of it where he works in a grocery store? Where they live above the grocery store? You just changed on me, dude. And they rob the grocery store and he avenges them. We are losing this time. Nope, way before that. Sorry, man.

I think it might be dubbed over. In my next match, can I pick a random wrestler? Can I play The Rock? Now I got to find out. I'd like to just be The Rock. No, you got to be you. That'd be cool. Who am I?

I like The Rock. I'm going to look now. I got to know. Have you ever met The Rock? Does he smell as good as I think he smells? You think The Rock smells good? The Rock. Yeah, I think he looks like he smells great. He's almost always sweating. You think The Rock smells good? The Rock. Yeah, I think he looks like he smells great.

He's almost always sweating. You think The Rock smells good? Yeah, I think so. Why would you say that? He looks like he smells good. Why would you think about how he smells good today? Hey, Brandon, focus on finding your person. Why do you smell good?

Well, I do. I got, you know, that Louis V on. Find Brandon Walker. No free ads. That imagination. Is being sweaty ever a problem in the ring? Jesus, brother. No, it's not.

You ever, like, too slippery? Not me. Some dudes put too much stuff on. I was going to say, ever get a the ring? Jesus, brother. No, it's not. You ever like too slippery? Not me, some dudes put too much stuff on. I was gonna say, you ever get a slippery guy? Giant Omos is a gigantic- It's always the guys that wanna do all the crazy moves. I bet he's got two and a bottle of cologne. And I'm like, it's like butter.

Can we just take a second and just like laugh about how bad that was for Sass? The last ten minutes couldn't have gone better. Landed on wet, he had to do an egg. I love made me happy. Said he can't change, spilled egg all over himself. I love how the ball of yolk just stayed there. And he just sucked it. I legit was already laughing cuz I was like, he's never done this before.

And then he spit it back down. Well, he went too slow, you know? Yeah, you gotta just- You gotta just chug it. Someone's gotta get that and take it down. I put it on, I took off wet, there's double egg. Not at all. So someone will get egg. Not at all. Here she is, undefeated.

What's his, what's the small Holly's name? What was the- Other way. What? No, Spike Dudley, Spike Dudley. She looks like Spike Dudley. Here's Kate running again. Spike Dudley. She's running in. Crash Holly? Spike Dudley, Spike Dudley. She looks like Spike Dudley. Here's Kate running again. Spike Dudley. She's running in.

Crash Holly? Spike Dudley. Bitch! Let's go! That was Kate too. You know that was Kate cuz she then just- Jumped on the ground. Always come with them jabs.

Shanghai Noon was good too. There he is. Sass is back. Shanghai Nights was not good. Shanghai Noon was good. Shanghai Nights, the follow-up. It will dry eventually. It will just become eggs.

It will just be egg white. Dude, I'll drink. You don't have to go home. I'll drink egg whites, but not the yolk. The yolk is brutal. I have pants upstairs you can wear. What a good size. I took a pair of pants the other day.

What, size 30? Is he only 12? 30? They're size 30? 30 million? Too small for me. Take it off the corner. Oh, Brandon.

Oh, no. I'm not even looking. What do we do? Turn around. Let me turn around. I honestly think I was genuinely more mad about losing the game than I was the egg. I was so angry. Kate whooped you. I know.

Might have been super cop. I think I've lost on her. Oh. All right. Okay. Flex on her. God damn. Okay, here I go.

I'm gonna. I'm just stomped on your spine. Have you done your move yet? No, I'm just fucking around. Jesus. What he needs to do. Come on. All right, this is my comeback.

Yes. There you go. Here I go. Come on, Kate. Not messing around. Let's go, Kate. Hit and buttons, hit and buttons. Let's go, Kate. Hit and buttons. Yes. Hit and buttons, hit and buttons. Let's go, King. Hit and buttons. Yes. Hit and buttons, hit and buttons.

Kyle, I beat you so fast. I beat you so fast. I didn't know how to get out of the pin. I don't think I'm good. All right. You've given me false confidence. You were still, you were bad. I was gonna say, I'm worried about your false hope over there.

Yeah, I have total false confidence. I'm like, I'm 1-0. So slow. What fastest win of just like the way I am. What fastest win of the day? That's true. Jump on you like a spider monkey. Yeah. Here we go, I'm not afraid.

Uh-oh. That's not a good- There you go, hit it. Come on, Kate. No. Crash and burn. Get her, get her, get her. I'm trying, I'm trying. I'm slippery. The sassy move. get her. I'm trying. I'm trying. Oh, the sassy move.

Love it. Here it is. What an idiot. Got him. Brandon, you look so good. I'm loving these characters. They got the socks on like you. No, I'm having fun.

Oh, your jaw's broken. Yeah, I know. But your character's got great socks on too. Yeah, my character is made for me. Okay, a little belly to back action. We are the two characters with our faces enclosed over the- No, I got it too. You do?

No, mine's- These are actually- I don't think mine's- My guy just did it. Yeah, your guy's- He's got a guy. Your guy built your face. Yeah, my guy's good. He made y'all too. He did?

Yeah. Really? What? He made Chris Clemmer. He made y'all two. He did? Yeah. Really? What? He made Chris Clemmer. He made Clemmer? Can we fight as Clemmer? Yeah, we can fight as Clemmer. We can?

There you go. Oh! Oh! Oh! God dang. You don't have a neck. Whose movesets did you pick? I'm Dusty Rhodes' moveset.

Oh, I know yours are Dusty's. Hers. I forget what I did. I was telling the 2K guy that this game is great cuz when I play with my character I remember moves I used to do. And I'm like, dude, I gotta do those again cuz I forgot about that. Yeah, last night when I was playing I do this flip move where I drop a punch and I was like, dude, I haven't done that in three years, I gotta bring that back.

Come on, come on. No. Come on, Kate, that back. Oh no. No. Come on, Kate, fight back. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. What's going on here? I'm just now, I'm just gonna give him a little try. Hey dude, just watch the game, all right? Just watch the game.

Watch the game. This is a funny one in a sense. No. Watch the game, man. Kate's just kicking your ass. It's like you go from winning to just being completely helpless, rabid. It's immediate, no idea what's going on. It's just nothing we can do.

Yeah. Kate, pause the game, just pause the game. I got your mic, I didn't want it to fall over. Theory's over there wrestling the whole ass match. No he's not, this is Kate. No, I saw me before. Whoa, that was Kate. She actually told me how she does that.

Yes, I am. Uptown. This is a great time. I wanna come back tomorrow. Have some, Brandon. Have some. I should have come on wrestling. It was a successful podcast.

Why'd you say was? Cuz it doesn't exist anymore. He's trashed. He's trashed. Maybe if you're a better wrestler. I need to do the Barstool Golf stuff too. Yeah, those guys are dicks. I wonder what your punishment's gonna be.

I just hope it's all eggs from now on. I need some more eggs. All right. Adios. You guys just helped the whole time? I thought you were just gonna get the momentum back. I'm enjoying this. She's got it, dude.

You're worried about yourself, man. Cuz you're better than me. Uh-oh. I'm only good with my character. Second foot dude showed up. Focus on the hurt. The Hut. The Hut.

The Hut. Swatting us. And he was like, this is my time. Yeah. Uh-oh, you're gonna eat that one. How'd you know that? Because I think she tells you to catch it and then you do it. Uh-oh.

Uh-oh. this could be it. I'm not enjoying myself as much. I feel like you have Asuka's move set with that spinning back fist. A little taunt to the crowd. This crowd's fired up. Anger. We're at three and a half. Three and a half.

That's embarrassing. Yes. She hit me one time. Did she? Yes. Did you deserve it? Yeah. You are so done.

The funny thing is I feel like Brandon's made all of those like- Uh-oh, uh-oh! There you go. There you go. Damn it. Yeah, she definitely has Oscar's moveset. If you, if you be her, I feel like theory has to do with the punishment.

Oh, egg is so sticky. Oh, it's sticky. I will definitely take the punishment. Did it wash off? I'll take it. I'm going to write it. It's on me. One minute.

Okay. Okay. Here we go. Get him. All right. Get him, Kate. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, Kate. Yes. yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, Kate. Yes. Kate. Brandon, you are 54 overall. Again. Kate. Let's see what Brandon's punishment is.

You know, you're a real dick. What's that? You. I can't hear you all the way over here. I got a winner between us. You know what I mean? Sorry. I can't hear you over here.

Facts. Wow. Kate is awesome. She's just on fire. Yeah, it's so, it's, once you learn the buttons, it's a piece of cake. With the mask on. I hope Brandon drinks an egg. That's what I'm hoping.

I'll drink an egg. I'll get wet as well. I just don't want to get slapped. Who gets the slap? Slap wheels on this? Yeah, I think slap's on there. That's the one wheel I hate the most. Getting slapped sucks.

I will quit this company over slap wheel. Getting slapped sucks. You were the first to dissent over slap wheel. I know. I hate it. It's stupid. I made a league after it. The slap wheel. I'm not doing the slap wheel. Put egg back on there.

Give me another egg. If you slap, give me an egg. The egg is bad. Slap is the worst thing ever. Here we go. It's the worst. Here we go. It's the worst. Here we go. Y'all didn't take...

Oh, no. Chair. Chair. Do I get to do it? Yes. Really hit him hard. Let's go. Hit him real hard.

Let's clear the center. The harder you swing it, the better it is for him. Yeah. Please. That is actually a fact. Oh, hell yeah. That's why I'm excited for you to take the chair shot. You've got to really hit him hard.

I know you're really going to sell it. Yeah, really, really hard. You have to. I'm, like, really going to try. Just don't hit him in the head. No, hit him in the head. Hit him in the back. Where's the best place for me to do this?

The max effect. So you want to go like this, and he'll lean over, and then bam. Yeah, you already hit him. There you go. A little more. Get down a little more, Brandon. A little lower. You've you already hit him. There you go. Okay. You got to swing it. A little more, get down a little more, Brandon. A little lower.

You got to swing it. Lower, Brandon, one knee. Hard. Take that knee. Hard. Yes. Can I jump off the chair and do it? Yeah.

Just watch this. Time, time, time. Come on, just hit me now. Hold on. What'd you get up there? What's she doing? It's going to get caught in the thing. One, two, three.

Oh! Let's go! Yes! Way to go, Kate. I love it. I love the rubble of the chair. We got the eggshell broken chair.

Kate, you might be able to be in the WWE. I feel like I could. Hang on a second. Sorry, it was empty. It's already all in my pants. Something's in your shoes. Yeah, like a lot of it drizzled straight down. Had a nice little sting to it.

Hang on a second. You're the man. All right, where are we going? Somebody else is playing, right? Who else? Me and Roan. That's exhilarating. Roan's on his way.

Okay, so I'll just sit here and talk while we do that. That's thrilling. Yeah, well, why don't we set up your match with Roan? Okay, sure. He'll be here soon. We do have a WWE ad. Oh, okay, you want to read the ad, Brandon? I get to tell you about the incredible WWE 2K23 video game,

which Baron Corbin, if you could just keep the mic right there. I'll just read it right there. WWE 2K23 is out now. It is even stronger. It's the highest rated sports game of the year. That's pretty impressive. Yes. You can play against John Cena in an all-new take-home showcase mode.

The most requested feature from fans is here. War Games. War Games! War Games! You've never been to a War Games match. No, thank God. You haven't yet? I haven't.

It's just a total train wreck. We could today. You wanna do it today? War Games is in WWE 2K23. It's even stronger. It's out now. It has an incredible creative player suite. Everything is awesome about it.

Pick up or download today, WWE 2K23. Love it. There we go. The most requested feature should be to play with Chris Clemmer. That's what it should be. He's out there. He's a character. He is out there. What do you want to do?

Let's set it up. Let's set up Che vs. Roan. He said he's going to be here in two minutes. And if he's not, we'll just do someone else. We do have the regular wheel, too. Oh, yeah. Spin the regular wheel. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. We're still doing the regular wheel? Yeah. Oh, yeah, spin the regular wheel. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. We're still doing the regular wheel? What is this? It's Friday's episode. So every episode, we spin a wheel. Oh, wow. And the wheel determines your fate. Are you guys willing?

I know it can't hit you, but you can get wet, right? No, I'm not getting wet. Oh. Doesn't matter. Oh, you're good. That doesn't sound fun. You're dry. Ned's dry.

You're dry. We're safe. We're all dry. Also, can you just say that you'll get wet? Yeah, you just say you'll get drunk. It's dry. You're dry. We're safe. We're all dry. Also, can you just say that you'll be away? Yeah, you just say that you'll be away. It impresses the listener. Oh. And there's like a one in ten chance that you are going to get away.

And they're a nasty bunch. They're going to kill Sass for the egg fiasco. It's so mad. It's so mad. It's going to actually destroy multiple people's weekend. Including yours? Yeah. Just on social media

they come after you yeah they'll come after me because I didn't that's my life yeah alright so Che and Roan

set it up Brandon why don't you stay there of course stay in the seat in case Roan doesn't get here so find Roan's

wrestler yeah you guys probably get some nasty comments online oh 24-7 my first day at Barstool somebody called me a gay museum curator.

Wow. Was it me? Yeah. You gotta get blasted on social pretty good, don't you? Oh, they hate me, dude. Same, you and me both. Oh, welcome to the club. Anything good?

One of us. Anything that makes you laugh? One of us. Oh, let me think. I've had some really funny, entertaining ones, and then I've had some where, like... I'm going to start trolling on you. Well, my favorite thing was...

You come to West Virginia, we're going to stab you. When I lost the briefcase... That's not that funny. That's just a standard West Virginia welcome. When I lost my briefcase, everybody said that I was buried and my career was over. And then the next week, I did, like, a different thing with my character,

and they're like, oh, it's the best. Like, that's just how crazy that flows you know. Does anybody know what Roan's character's name is? Was it like Roan the prince?

You can just go Ty Roan and you'll find it. Ty Roan. Oh you can be bent. So Brandon why don't you we can

start playing and if Roan gets here just pause the game. Alright as soon as I remember what his name was. Anybody remember Ty Roan? You can hit R1 to go to custom characters. Yeah it just pause the game. Alright, as soon as I remember what his name was. Anybody remember? Tyrone.

You can hit R1 to go to custom characters. Yeah, it'll switch the category. Brandon, do you know the alphabet? He does. Tyrone, go over there. Oh yeah, there he is. Where is he? Steven, you're fucking done. How do I get Kelly Keeg's name off of this?

It doesn't matter, I don't think. What's her gamer tag? Oh, Tyrone is a 97. Oh my god. I think the rankings don't really matter. No, I don't think they do. Were you a 99? I was a 100.

Oh, 100. Yeah, the best you can be. What a play. That's right. Smart, right? Should have won. Why go out there you can be. What a play. That's right. Smart, right? Should have won. Why would Michael out there without backup? I'm with you.

Whoa, who's behind Roan? Wait, what? Who's that fella? He gets a manager. Roan's got a fella. Of course he does. I'm out there to help him. I'm out there to help him.

So I'm Roan. help him. I'm out there to help him. So I'm wrong. Yes, for right now. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. Hopefully we get to do an entrance together here. I think so. Yes.

Yeah. My God. Wow. The watch I'm wearing in the game, I'm wearing right now. You got every detail. You only own one watch? No, I got like 12. You should get a brick watch.

What's a brick watch? Roni. There he is, he's here. Making his entrance. Entering the ring as his character's entering the ring. Always a showman. There he is. A hatless ron.

I know, hatless A hatless Roan. I know, hatless. Hatless Roan. What's up? What's up? How's it going, brother? Good. Nice save. What's up, dude?

Austin. Nice to meet you, bro. Hey, Roan. Mics are going down everywhere. A little crazy in here, you know? Yeah, we've had a little bit of stuff that's been going on. So to catch you up, Brandon and KB have had to take a chair, and then Sass had to eat an egg

and it went as poorly as you could imagine. I mean, I did get it in my mouth and then the texture happened. He spilled it on his pants. It's okay. The egg on the pants. Wow. It's actually dry.

Last first round match. Sass, you might not stink. It's going to stain so bad. The kindle stick comes out. Is it really? It won't stay forever like until you wash them that'll be. Yeah, there goes pants. Here we go. My God.

Hit plate. My God. Making the same thing here. Shoes. What the hell bro? Yes. Okay. Get them bro? Okay. Yes. Okay. Get him, bro. Are you in just socks or do you have shoes on?

Shay, are you not wearing shoes? Just socks. We're high players. This is built for- You look like a- High players wear socks? Like a high school field hockey player. Yep, that's what I'm going for. Okay.

I wish I was a little bit taller. Wish you were a baller? Baller. There you go. You too. Big shoot off. No. Hard.

No. Swanton to the back. Come on, Ron. Is this legal? Is that him working that arm, dude? He's gonna break it. One tap out. Is that a real move?

Can Ron tap out and have you? Yeah, you can pass. You don't want to. Get him, Ron. He's going to break it. Oh! One tap out. Can Rowan tap out and have you? Yeah, you can pass. You don't want to. Get him, Rowan. Are you nice with it? No. I'm out of here. Yeah, go.

Just leave. You can run down by me over there, and maybe he'll help you. Just stay in there, dude. Oh, yeah, you have help. I got you a manager. Rowan's leaving. He's out of here. He's out of here. He's out of here.

You're going to win, dude. He has no idea. You're going to get counted out and be eating an egg here in a minute. Oh, yeah, you better run back. You better get back in that ring. Oh, he's kicking. Fight me out of here, pussy. Oh, no.

He got it. He got it. I don't know how to get out. It's about to be over if you don't know how to get out. It's about to be over if you don't get back in. Get in the road. Come on. Get in the road, it's a new count.

Happy Corbin needs to get over there and help you. Yeah, you're not doing shit. I don't know. Chain knows how to get in. You'll never know. I actually don't know. Do you get hot wrestled on shirts? Yes, man. There he. I actually don't know. Do you get hot wrestling on shirts? Yes, man.

There he goes. Come on, Ron. I wrestled Ron outside in a dress shirt. Easy victory. Keep him out, Steven. Five seconds, keep him out, you got it. Was that in the pandemic? Ron, what are you doing?

Four seconds. Keep him out, Steven. Get up there, Ron. I don't want him back in, Steven. Get up there, Ron. Three seconds. Ron, come on, Ron. Three't let him back in, Steven. Get up there, Ron. Three seconds. Ron, Ron, Ron. Three seconds. Oh, shoot.

There he goes. It's over. It's over. Just like that. One second. One second. That's it. Count out.

Count out. Egg me. See you, Ron. All right, Ron. You can go back to Chicago. He showed up, lost, ate an egg, and he's out. All right, we spin the wheel for Rone. I don't think you lined up your face correctly, Chad.

Something's a little off. Oh, that's us. Slap, singlet. Wait, I don't see egg on there. Breakfast, yeah. It's right there. It's the breakfast. Slap. Well, who's sla we add egg? It's right there, it's the breakfast. No.

Slap. Well, who's slapping me? I think Steven is. Hello, brother. No. Oh boy. See it in slow mo. This is tough.

All right. I love this. Let me show you boys how to hit somebody. Oh! Fucking shit! He said, let me show you boys how to hit somebody. Oh! Fucking shit! He said, let me show you boys how to hit somebody. Oh, god. Oh, no.

Oh. Nice, nice and. Oh! Oh! Missed it, didn't you? I missed. Fuck it. All right.

I didn't have my camera going in time. Gotta go again. All right, let's go. I love how you showed up. No mercy. I love it. What the fuck? Is this a championship?

This is the semifinals. So semifinals is me and Steven and it's to see who's playing against Kate for the finals. Is it whoever loses the championship has to do all the punishment? Oh, wow. That's pretty cool. Ron, how was Chicago? Yo, imagine it's all at the same time. Bulls played like shit. Oh, wow. That's pretty cool. Get us back in the act. Ron, how was Chicago?

Yo, imagine it's all at the same time. Bulls played like shit. Oh, your cheek. Oh, no. It's so bad. Yeah, your cheek's really red. It'll go away. My nose, too.

Oh, Ron. I'm sorry. Why does that make me so happy? Fuck it. All right. We got to figure it out. 74-74. All right, here we go.

E4 ratings. You like my guy, Ron? Yeah. Can I side bet on you? Yeah. For sure. I'm betting on Big Cat. Me too.

Screw that. He won his first match in two minutes. Oh, man. I fucked up KB so bad. It was so fast. Yeah. I told KB I wouldn't talk about it anymore, so this is the last time I'll talk about it,

but I fucked him up. So they both have Mickey Mouse victories. Yeah, I didn't know the controls. I didn't either. I didn't know how to get out of the game. I never played the game. KB can't see. That's far.

That, too. That, too. Oh, new outfit for Steve and Jay? Yes. Oh, look at the veins on your belly. Oh, yeah. I Stephen Jay? Yes. Oh, look at the veins on your belly. Oh, yeah. I gave myself stretch marks. Oh, run in.

I used to be fatter. I've lost a lot of weight, actually. You look good. Hit that run in. Thank you. How do I hit the run in? Back left. Oh, Jay.

He'll take it off after you guys start fighting. I hope Big Cat's got to just start eating chips. There he goes. Snap, he's coming. Come on, they weren't even ready. Unicorn. Chase wearing his outfit. Double driver.

Never got to change. Yeah, I'm not- Change. I can't fight like this. I've got way too much stuff. Shit, change. That's huge. Look at those shoes. Get over here, Jay. That's huge. Oh. Look at those shoes.

Oh. Get over here, bitch. Oh. Oh. Little Rana. Little Rana. What? I might have been wrong.

These guys are not pleasant to watch. No, no. They're almost disturbing. Get up. Pin him. Pin him right now. Get up. He's got the purple and green on.

Me. I know, I know. But right here, right now, he's dressed. Oh, that's. It's confusing. You know. Pin him right now. Get up. He's got the purple and green on. Me. I know, I know, but right here, right now, he's dressed. It's confusing. You know? Throw me off. Oh. I'm going to fuck you up. Ooh.

Here we go. Oh, this one. Oh, yes. Oh. Snap it. Snap it. Oh. There you go.

Twist it. Oh, give me that head. Oh, yeah, right in the back. Snap his neck. Hit the button, Steven. I am. What's happening now? Oh, this is when it got fucked last time.

No, they're just... He took off his clothes. Oh, no. Oh, get in here, bitch. Get back in here, bitch. Oh, get in here, bitch. Get back in here, bitch. Whoa, slippery. Oh, that was bullshit. You just left the ring.

Oh. Oh! Damn it, that hurt. That hurt. I'm not gonna lie, that hurt. Oh, no. Party action. Uh-oh. How do I get up?

You just got kicked in your unicorn horn Oh my god, he's putting that pain on you did do something check This is actually just my finishing He's putting that paint on you, dude. Do something, Che. Try it. This is actually just my finishing move. Oh! What a move there. Oh, no. I got a knee to the chest. I love those jeans, man. Yeah, those are nice.

Oh! Looking like Nate Nasa. That's right. Flying 16. Get over here. He was like, okay. He thinks he has it. He stole it.

I stole it. He was pinning. Are you kidding? Yeah, he was pinning. He just didn't go away. Bang, that's just my only move. That's a strong move. Tear his ears off.

Uh-oh. Oh, no. It's getting bad. Oh, no. There you go. Kick out on one. No problem. What?

What am I being told? No, you're not being told anything. I don't know if I can get back in the ring, though. Yeah, that's not great. Jump out of there, Che. Get him. Che, you're facing the wrong way. Yeah. Oh.

We'll check for a weapon. How do you look for a weapon? Che's after like a buck just gave me a touchdown ball. You'll run right in. Fuck, I'm really having trouble here. If you were at an NFL game in the front row and a player gave you a touchdown ball, how would you feel? Well, it depends.

If it's like a bill player, I'm throwing it back. Would you feel like a child? I got you. I got you. Did someone that happened to you? I'm a it back. Would you feel like a child? I got you. You can do that too. I got you. Did someone that have- I'm a high flyer. He took, did he take it and cuddle with it? Yeah. No, that was bad.

It all depends who's giving you the- I gotta get out of this. Damn it. Here we go. Nice. Yeah, I'm about to fuck him up. Yeah, here we go. Oh, I got a few moves in.

Sass is right. I think you're winning this game. And then one turns aside. Well, Sass was also getting cheated at the time. Oh, I guess you are, too. Awesome. He's playing for him. Theory, does this even feel good to you?

What? I'm about to do this move. Ready? Oh! You like that? That would hurt so bad. You like that? There you go.

Oh. Oh, no. It's done. Uh-oh. Wait until it gets to red, Steven. There you go. Oh, that's the action. No, you wait until it gets to red, and then you hit up.

Uh-oh. The next big move might end as the question is. I feel like I just lost a little power. Oh, I had you. No, you wait until it gets to red, and then you hit up. Uh-oh. I feel like I just lost a little power. I'm not looking anymore. Yeah, sorry. Sorry, my headphones got super loud. I don't know if anyone noticed it. You can turn them down on your thing.

Oh, you can? If the championship is Big Cat versus Kato, are you going to hold both controllers? That would be awesome. That is something I thought about. Now, again, watch this. Uh something I thought about. Watch this. Uh-oh. Nope. Never mind.

Don't let him do it to you, dude. No. There you go. No chance. Easy kick out. No chance, bitch. Just dig deep, all right? Dig deep.

Here we go. There you go. We can get blindfolded in three minutes. Yes, yes. We haven't gotten, nobody's gotten blindfolded yet. Yeah, you guys gotta wrap it up quicker. Yes. Yes. Nobody's got blindfolded yet. Yeah, he's gonna wrap it up quicker. Yes.

Follow in. I'm in trouble. This is the only thing I know how to do. Take it out of there, Che. Che, get out of there. Yes. Hit his shin. Get him.

There you go. Peace. Hit the cover. There you go. Peace. Hit the cover. Push this down for the pin. I think this is it. Pen him, pen him, pen him. No, he's gonna break his arm. You got it, that's a pin.

Uh-oh, uh-oh. Give me some rest, Steven. Shit, I almost had him. That was a wild pin. I'll do it. He's good. I didn't even know. Oh, shit, I almost had him. Oh! That was a wild pin. Oh, he's not running. I didn't even know that.

If you run at the rope and push square, you can die. I don't know if you can run. One minute. He's a... Get in here. He's got to be able to run. You guys are high fire. Get in here. That's true.

Get in here. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Get it. Whoa, whoa. Yes, yes. Yes! Yes! Knock him out. Pin him, pin him. I'm trying, I'm trying.

There you go. That's it. He refuses to listen. Do it the right way. Take your time on it. They made it 30 seconds. It's easier to kick out. You just got to look. They made it 30 seconds. It's easier to kick out. You just got to look.

30 seconds. 30 seconds. It's a quick blindfold. Is there KOs? Can you KO someone? You got your signature. Yeah. Oh, no.

Well done. Thanks. Well done. What did you say, Brandon? I said KOs in the game. It's a wrestler. His name is KO Kevin Owens. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Well, he's my friend, too. Five. Kevin Owens. Oh, oh, oh. Oh. Well, he's my friend, too. Five, four, three, two, one. Pause. Pause.

Oh, that's a pin. Oh, it's a pin. Oh. A little scared of you. I think I got you. Is that when I wrestled Drew? All right. Spin it for Blindfold.

Oh, my daughter was with me. Her favorite Drew. All right. That's her favorite restaurant. I don't like your daughter. Here we go. Blindfold spin. That actually hurt me a little bit.

Only one of us is blindfolded? Yeah, you're blindfolded. So if Che could not be pinned in the next three minutes, he wins. He's blindfolded. That's not really blinding. This is it. It's what we've been waiting for. Over his mouth and his nose as well. Che, I trust your instinct.

I'm going Che winning this. He's already pinned. Yeah. I think this is going to be... No, he's out. He's out. He's out of the pin? I think so.

I don't think he is. Does this start? All right. Oh, wait. Up, Che. Up. Oh, no. Up. Oh, no. Up. Up. Up. Up. Up. Up. Up. Up. Up. Up. Up don't think he is. Does this start? All right. Oh, wait. Up, Che. Up. Oh, no. Up.

Oh, no. Up. Up. Up. Up. Up. Up. Up.

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Up. Up. Up. Up. Up. Up. Up. Up.

Up. Up. Up. Up. Kick. Up. Kicking. Oh, no, he got me. Get him, Che. Kick, kick, kick. Yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes. Oh!

Oh, he's going to tap. Oh! Tap X, Che. Tap X, Che. Oh! Square, square, square. Circle, circle, circle. Circle. Double. Double. Double. Double. Double. Double. Double. Double. Double. Double.

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oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ready. No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait. Wait, wait. He's going, he's going. Yes, he did.

Get up, get up, Chad. Run, run, run. You can see it. A minute 30 seconds. Get up. Hold on. He's out. Get back in the ring, Chad.

Get back in the ring. You've got to get back in the ring. Just hide for a minute and 20. Other way, other way. Left, left, left. No, there's no count outs, right? Oh no! How do I get out of the ring?

Walk towards the rope, push the top left. Keep going that way, keep going that way. Get away from Che. A minute and five left. Just leave him. Keep going, you're safe. You're safe. Che, run! He's coming, Steven.

Keep running. Run the other way. Jay, run the other way. Get him off that. Left, left. Keep going left. Right, right. 45 seconds.

Why can't I go off this thing? No, Jay, jump. I don't know how to do it. Why can't I get off this? Just run. 39 seconds. Why can't I get off this? 39 seconds. Why can't I get off this? 37 seconds.

He's going that way. He's going that way. Chase blindfolded. I'm out of breath. I can't run. He's blindfolded. Look how out of breath I am. I can't run anymore.

20 seconds, Chase. I got nowhere near you. I got no energy. I can't run anymore. 20 seconds, Jay. I got nowhere near you. I got no energy. I can't run. 15. Oh my God, you're gonna win. 10. Stop, stop. 9, 8, 7, 6,

5, 4, 3, 2, 1. You won! I can't believe it. Yes, you dropped him. You just ran away. Damn it.

Survival, baby. Survival. I love when your guy was just walking after him. I couldn't, I didn't realize there was like, you run out of stamina. My guy couldn't run. That was gold. How long did you have, 700 pounds? Yeah, I couldn't run. That was gold. How long did you get? 700 pounds?

Yeah, I couldn't run anymore. I was just slowly walking towards you. That was amazing. BWTK 23, super realistic. Oh, fuck. All right, spin the wheel for me. Here we go. Incredible.

That was good. Singlet or fighter breakfast. Why doesn't singlet stay on if the others don't? If anybody can do that, it's going to be you. I'll just do the fighter breakfast. Fuck it. You can do it. I'll do the fighter breakfast. Why doesn't singlet stay on if the others don't? If anybody can do that, it's going to be you. I'll just do the fighter breakfast. Fuck it. You can do it. I'll do the fighter breakfast.

He's going to show you how easy it is. Get him an egg. Show him how easy it is. Do you have a warm egg yet? What? Have you ever drank a raw egg? No. He's going to show you how easy it is, though.

I'm sure it's not that bad. I'm sure you haven't drank a raw egg. You just got to keep going, though. Once you go too slow, you're fucked. You know? You threw it out? I spit it out. The mouth, the toughest part. I'll do the big glass. Oh, though. Once you go too slow, you're fucked. You know? The mouth, the toughest part. Oh, well. What the hell is that?

Well, no, you should use a big glass so you don't spill on yourself. It's smart to do this. I had to, like, suck it out. You poured half of it on your pants. What the hell? Let's go, baby. Straight down. You have to crack, too. Oh, baby. Straight down.

There it goes. No problem. Six grams. All right, Kate, you're up. Six grams of gains. No problem. Here we go. Final championship round. Championship round. Championship round.

It's for the belt. It's for the belt. We should hang out at WrestleMania this year. This has been fun. You want to? I've had a lot of fun. You want to? Yeah.

What'd you have in mind? Hanging out. What's that mean? But you can call Stephen Chan, make a wish. Yeah, that's true. I'm bluffing. I'm not even going. Oh, you tried it.

All right, look. If she loses, we'll hang out. Bro, put the mic closer to your face. If she loses. There's headphones, too, if you want them. This is for the title. We should put it right in between them. It's right here.

Somebody's got to hold it up. Is your back okay, bro? I got it. I got it. This is for the chain. I got it. We is for the chain. I got it. By the way, I said I wasn't going to bring this up again so you can cut it, but

the fact that I lost to Steven shows how bad you are, KB, because I beat you in like two minutes. Who's the bad guy? Did I really have you in a submission? No. Oh, yes, yes, you did. That was crazy.

I was never getting out of it. Forgot that. It was incredible. We were just going to be stuck in that forever. I'm just going to let him be. Stay secure. No, not that. There you go.

Just put that right in between. Why is it only showing this stuff? There we go. Kate's technically a man. Yeah. All right, so. Why is it only showing this stuff? There we go. Kate's technically a man. Alright, so here it is. Stephen Che versus Kate for the title. Pretty even. For the title. Pretty even, yeah.

The winner gets the championship belt. I'm going to say right now, I think we should do five minutes before the blindfold, because the blindfold was so electric. So, if we get to five minutes, then we'll blindfold one of them. Are we going to allow a controller pass? No theory.

No, I think Kate gets used theory a couple times. Just for like a minute. A one minute max. You get 30 seconds of me. 30 seconds? Okay. Use it wisely. 30? 45. A minute. That's a wrestling team.

A minute of theory.. Okay, okay. 30? 45, a minute. A minute. That's a wrestling team. Two minutes. A minute of theory. Come here, come here. Whoa. Yeah. Let's go, motherfucker. Kate bloods on him. I saw that.

This is definitely Kate controlling it. He's doing his entrance. So, Roan, theory has helped Kate. Whenever Kate is controlling her player, she just runs around and doesn't do anything. That makes sense. She's about to jump over. Come over here.

He saw her. Come over here. He's calculating it. Come over here, Jake. Yes. Hit him. Hit him right now. He doesn't know how to get out of the pin.

Yes, Kate. Okay. Yes. Okay. Yes. Hold X. You gotta tap that now. I gotta tap X? Hold it, hold it. Whatever you see, you gotta tap that now. I gotta tap X?

Hold it, hold it. Whatever you see, you gotta tap that as fast as you can. Hold it, hold it. And then you'll tap out. Fast, fast, fast. You got him, you got him. Keep going, keep going, circle, circle, circle. No, circle.

You tell me, you tell me. All right, X, X, tap it fast. He tapped out. He tapped out. He got out. No, no, he got out. Dang. I don't tap out.

All right. Not yet. I know you should go. What does that mean? You lifted 20,000 pounds. That's what it means. That's something you'll have to get used to. Do you get a gas record for that or anything?

Tag me whenever you want. A little fact about me. I don't tap. I don't tap. Push Steven's mic closer to his face. Get out, Steven. Get it out. Don't have to injure me. She went twice. Let me get into my undies.

Oh! Nice, Che. Nice, Che. Oh! Dang. Che might be one of the best players in the world. Ooh. Dang. Shane might be one of the best players in the world. I played once.

He won with a blindfold. Dang. I admit I was horrendous. I just looked at the sheet. Look at you now. I looked at the sheet. There are probably a couple buttons where it's easily digestible. What is your name?

They make the game so anybody can play. It's very accessible. It's great. It's rated T for Teenage. Uh-oh. We'll get a weapon. Here we go. Come on, get a weapon. Oh's great. It's really T for T. Uh-oh. Come on, get a weapon. Oh!

Steven, what are you doing? Whoa! Come on. Uh-oh. I thought you were doing better right now. Oh, no. Yeah, get out of there. Go get a weapon.

Nice. I'm just resting. I'm just resting. Get a weapon. Can we get weapons? Try to get a weapon. I think they were turned off. Is this a DQ, though?

It's false count anywhere. Oh, false count anywhere. Oh, yeah, he's fucked. Yes. Oh. Oh. Oh. I mean, that probably hurts.

That's quite dumb. I didn't. I was just mashing buttons. Yes. Check it. Nip up. Big guy move. Big guy move. Okay, nip up.

What? Check your weapons. My God. Wear weapons. Okay, nip up. What? Check your weapons. Okay. Wear weapons. Under the ring. How do I lift up that? That's for real life, it means on the game. Staircase.

I grab these things. Yeah, grab something. Is this your first time seeing this? Whoa, whoa, whoa. What the fuck? Whoa. Whoa. Oh my whoa! What the fuck? Whoa! What are you doing? You're levitating.

Oh shit, what's going on? What the hell is going on? This is awesome. That was awesome. My glasses. My glasses. Pick up the steps. I can't see without my glasses. My glasses.

Shit. Oh no. Okay. Okay, among weapons in your line of work, those steps have to be the worst ones. No, kendo stick by and large. Really? Absolutely.

You think so? I cannot, it's like being slapped. The steps look awful. Yeah, I guess it depends where you get hit with it. The steps are fun. If you get like, I've been power bombed on the steps or choke slammed. One of the two. It was awful.

But getting hit with a kendo stick is the worst. Becky Lynch hit me one time. It hit me in the ear, the neck and the chest at the same time. And it stung so bad. What do you think, Theory? What? What's the worst? Money in the bank briefcase. Briefcase, well Brock Lesnar is hitting you with that.

One minute. I think any weapon that Brock is hitting you with. I gotta hold it? Let's go, Che. No. No. No. No. Rolled out.

Yeah, that one's a weird one, right? It looks like you're gonna tap me out and then it doesn't work. You got it. You what? You lose. You're in the game. Okay. No.

No. DVD on the floor. Wait, are we doing blindfolded five times? 30 seconds. That's 20. I'm so excited. But neither one of them have gone for a pin. What? Have either one of them gone for

a pin? No. So they'd both be blindfolded. Yeah. Go for a pin, hurry. All right, I'm gonna hit this finisher real quick. Ten. Kate, that was Kate's voice. Yeah, that was the sound of the second.

Hit the pin. Five, four. Oh, he kicked out. He refuses to look at it. He just refuses to look at it. He keeps saying I'm kicking out of pins wrong, but all I'm doing is kicking out. Now we gotta do blindfold, right? Blindfold both?

No, just we're spinning to see. Here we go. Well, there was a pin, wasn't there? Yeah, but they kicked out. Yeah, but you still... So he should be blindfolded. She went for a pin. Steven, you want to get blindfolded again? Here, spin it.

Spin it. We'll spin it. Yeah, we should spin it for sure. Because you're popular. Yeah. All right, Jay, you're getting blindfolded. And you win. Here we go.

All right, you got this. All right, come on, Kate. If you won, you get the blindfold. Just this for me. Just remember that pin. All you got to do is... Do what I couldn't do. Get them down. It's the freaking got this. All right, come on, Kate. If you're warm with the blindfold. Just remember that pin. All you got to do is get them down. And you hit with these. Just remember, the more you run, your stamina goes down.

So that's why you start. And then you can't block as much. Yeah. Trust yourself. But you can pin him on the floor. Go for yourself. Do yourself. And this, again, I'll just push that down.

That's it. And he's already on the floor. I can't see. Yeah, do yourself. And this, again, I'll just push that down. That's it. And he's already on the floor. I can't see. Yeah, dude. That's the point. All right. Okay. Come on, Keith.

Let's start. Let's start. Right here. There you go. Let's go, Keith. Finish what I can do. Okay, get up, Chase. You're up.

You're up. You're up. You ninja roll. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Che, you just fucked her up.

That was awesome. Pin him. Pin her. That was awesome. Pin her. Pin Che. Pin her. Pin her.

Pin her. Down. Oh, one down. Oh. You're going the wrong way. You got to put a triangle right here. Time it right. As soon as he goes, you just get hit.

You either die in a row or you now just run into the ring. What are you doing, Jay? Wait, no. Keith's not going to be able to find him. He's hiding. Go for that pin. Get up, Jay. Get up, Jay.

Run, Jay. Run. Run, Jay. The plan is to run. No, you're not running. You're getting your ass kicked. Oh, what? You guys said I was red. No, you're not., you're getting your ass kicked. What? You guys had a friend.

No, you're not. Fight back. You're in the ring. Fight. Fight, Shay. Okay. You're getting pinned, Shay. No, you're not.

No, you're not getting pinned yet. That's a pin. No, no, no. No, no, no. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. You lost.

Did I lose? I did it. No, you won, dude. I'm number one. There we go, Kate. I'm number one. Yes, champ. Hell, yeah.

Champ is here. Champ. Thank you. Champ is here. She's got last punishment. 2K23, champ right there. Wow. How did I lose?

That's it. Self-limiting. Well, you won for one. Yeah, you got a chance. Did I get a finisher? So what is the final punch? Kind of. This is a kind of cool roll-up.

She rolled up in one of those fancy roll-ups. It should be just like everything in routine. Hit with a chair, drink an egg, get slapped. Get slapped with the egg

in your mouth. Do we have more of the chairs, TJ? We have water. Do we have any more of the chairs? Oh, we have water? Or Rome could just slap Che. No, no.

Like Kate. Kate's the champion. Spin it. Just spin the original wheel. Just go back to the original wheel. With everything on it? Yeah. What a rush.

We don't have a chair? That's what it feels like. A real chair. Yeah, let's do a real chair. We'll do a real chair. Just patting. That's got life insurance on it. Definitely hurt.

You just got it? Use one of the recliners. Congratulations. There it is. Just throw it on there. How much? You guys hurt me and my family's going to pay. Wet, slap, singlet.

Oh, we'd have to kill you. I would say technically we'd have to kill you. Oh, no. How much would they get? Yeah, disability, anything. How much would they get? What kind of disabilities? Just give us a...

Put a bounty on Chase. Like, we break your kneecap? Would that get you some money? I feel like they'd have the video and be like, yeah, you let him do that and we're not going to pay. Now you have, like,

one leg and... All right, spin it. And we'll go buy WWE 2K23. Awesome game. A lot of fun. This was a lot of fun. We had a blast.

And we're ending it with Chase. Chase getting wet. Chase getting wet. That's the only one we haven't seen. So how does this happen? It's raining out, right? We got buckets.

I feel like me and you should pour the water on it. Yeah, I feel like we should. All right. All right. Thank you to Austin and Barrett. Where are we going for this? Thank you, guys. Thank you, guys.

This was a lot of fun. This was a blast. This was so fun. Where is it happening? Well, I don't know. Oh, okay, great. Perfect. So we'll end with that.

Che getting dumped water on him. Do we all follow out there? We have to. Yeah. We must. Awesome. Okay. That was awesome.

You have to stand in the background with your title. And just raise it while you get soaked. I'm definitely going. Okay. All right. Thank you for your help with that. Uh-oh. Okay.

Pretty sure a lot bigger than your folks, right? Yeah. Uh-oh. Okay, so he's about to go outside and get doused. I'll give some commentary on this bitch. There's the bucket of water right there. There's the bucket. And he's just going to get a straight dumping of that bucket. I would go slow with it, honestly. If you just dump it on him right away, you know, it might not work as well. But if you go nice and slow.

Well, here we are. Yates. So there's the crew out there just all standing around. Still daylight out. Oh, yeah. And I'm using a sea salt spray. Gives it some nice texture. Are we good over here?

Yeah, we're good. Yeah. Anybody else? So here it goes. Stephen Che. Corbs. Cape flapping in the wind like a true superhero. And some wrestlers.

These boys know how to handle a bucket. These boys know how to handle a bucket. These boys know their way around a bucket. And you'll be able to flip those over later on and watch a homeless guy play drums on them. Wait, not where you're going to hit me. CeeDee Chase standing sentinel. Are we ready? Kate in the background. All right.

Just celebrating. Are we good? Let's do it. How's the anticipation? Time is now. Here we good? Let's do it How's the anticipation? Oh Okay, stay on it. Is it good three two three two. Oh nice and slow. Oh, yeah Douse his ass. Oh Reading like he's getting or The full bucket to the face.

Oh, wow. He took it like an absolute champion. Took it like a man. And Kate is your WWE 2023 champion. That's got to be nice and calm. All right, we did the championship. Kate is our champion. And we also are going to show off War Games.

It's the most requested feature. They've added it to WWE 2K23. It is awesome. These guys are going to show us real quick. What did I just do? Austin, you're an 82. Yeah, that doesn't make sense, right? It makes perfect sense.

Come on, man. Oh, look at that. Corbin's at 83. Who really has the belt? Or Cena. Well, he's got to win then, right? No, no. Don't do Cena.

Do Undertaker. You've got to beat up Big John. What about Undertaker? That's a good one, too. I don't know. Do Bret Hart. Yeah. 91?

Yeah. He's trying to win this. Cena, dude. Oh. Andre the Giant. Do Andre the Giant. We want to see Andre the Giant in this game. He's an 88. Do it, though.

Come on. Wait. How about Yokozuna? Oh,J. Do it, though. Come on. Wait, how about Yokozuna? Oh, yeah, do it. I need a person to do it. I'm doing that. Here we go. Good squad. Oh, yeah.

I like my squad. I like my outfit. Good shirt. Aren't Yoko and Roman related, though? Perfect. That's perfect. Yeah. Holy shit, That's perfect. Yeah. Brothers.

Holy shit, this is awesome. Two rings. Two cages. You don't know what War Games is? I don't know how War Games is. I play War Games. It's right here. Kate did it twice.

Is this the first game with War Games? Yeah. It's a relatively new match in our, you know, recent world. So wait, what is war games? It's two rings. It's usually four and four. And one guy comes in. They start, and then guys file in every five minutes.

Yeah, so it's like two guys start in the ring. They start going at it. Somebody has two rings side by side with the cage. And one is five minutes. So they have two rings side-by-side with the cage? I haven't been in one. And then they put the rest of your team in the cages, and a time interval happens, and then somebody comes out. But every time somebody comes out, it's just like one at a time. So you could be in there with two people from one team.

So they did 12 War Games matches with NWA and WCW from 87 to 96, or 97 or 98, and then NXT and WWE brought it back in 2017. Yeah, so it's recent for us. Yeah. It was an NXT pay-per-view. This was the first year we did it on the main roster. That's really good. They did it at Survivor Series.

It was the first main roster match for us in recent history. Better choice with your facial hair. Thank you. You didn't like it, the Tony Stark? Can't be hating on the Tony Stark, man. You look like a late 80s middle reliever. You went deep there, man. Yeah.

Come on, man. I'm telling you what I'm saying. It's the Tony Stark, man. Strikes out no one. You're killing me, dude. Throws gas, no control. 98, no control. I couldn't skip it.

I had Nolan Ryan in Doctor Who and it was awesome. Yeah, it was. Just throwing gas, no control. Yep. Would you say something if they made your ass too big in the game? He would, I feel like he's pretty sensitive with that. I think he's a really sensitive person, he just doesn't want to show it. Wait, Austin, how much have you ever lifted?

I was bum ass broke Corbin, there was no sensitivity. I had a mustard stain on my shirt for like six months. And it was the same shirt for six months. What's your PR in lifts? Let's see, I'm a body body guy. Former body boy. So, you even got that. Yeah, you did it right.

Squat. Squat. I think I have the same necklaces on right now too. Yeah, same too. All the way though, you can't, no parallel. What about that shirt, do you own that shirt? I do own that shirt. Bench 385. You like that shirt?

Deadlift 505. It's a custom shirt, Commonwealth proper. I think they got one here in New York. No, I got one. I got one just like it. We're starting together. I said give Corbin the Brandon Walker. I said okay.

Restart it. Stay away from the beginning. I said, give Corbin the Brandon Walker. I said, okay. Yeah, that's not restarted. Stay in there. I needed Stone Cold to start whipping you right away. Well, you guys have to start. You guys going down. You can tell these two guys hate each other. How many chokeslams have you taken from me in real life? Probably like a lot.

A lot. We go really high in the air. We were talking about that today. We're like, all our interactions have just been choke slams. Because we're in like multi-mans. Of what? In real life. Like in wrestling? Yeah.

Well, he's been there longer than me. Yeah, but no, but I'm saying head-to-head. I don't think we've ever been head-to-head. We've just been in like group matches. Y'all scared of each other? Yeah. We're scared. Sounds like you guys are scared.

Well, we both know how good each other is. So we're like, well, we don't want to affect that. I don't think the audience is ready for that. It's too much greatness. If you hit your hat off your head. Oh, my God. You're not talking to the mic. You're not talking to the mic. You're not talking to the mic. I don't really lift like that, though. Are you leaving?

I want to jump off the top. How does this work? Can you just leave? Where are you going, Corbin? I'm going to jump off. I'm a high flyer. Looks like you're a coward. Uh-oh.

What was your question, Steve? If you go to a gym and you're benching 385, you have to bring your own spot. Can you bench 385? Yeah, that was my max. You're asking someone to do that? I did it one time. You can't trust a stranger.

You've got other guys. You can't go to Planet Fitness and be like, hey. Well, they don't have these presses there. Everything's missing. No. And if he's at a gym, there's usually a couple

other guys there. Yeah. You have the advantage. Stone Cold's coming. Dang. Too hot. Flash shatters. I just bought him for $2.25

once and I was shitting my pants with these guys. He's going to die on my behalf. I got to get that for 225 once and I was shitting my pants. He's gonna die on my behalf. I gotta get out of here. Awesome, this is a big hurry. Yes. There he is. No.

Hell yes. Yeah. No. What are you looking for? He's got a bat? Kendo stick. Let's go. Did he not get a weapon?

He's chill up there. Whose side is Stone Cold? Jumping off. Corbin's. Corbin's. Look at these guys. See, I was just- Man, you guys are just both in the way. That was a bad fall. Come on.

All right, let's go. Yeah. And you countered the Kindom? Stone Cold's my hero. I'm going to do this. Dang, I'm out. Make it off. This is, shit. What's this thing?

Carson's getting his own thing. I need to sit here right next to him. He's right here. This is tough. You're getting jumped. Nice move. There you go. Whoop your ass, boy.

Come on, Corbin, get up. Idiot. Every successive move is- There you go, Steve. Be nice to my friend, Corbin, okay? He's just intolerable. I can't stand that guy. Here comes Roman Reigns. The strongest slam. Do you make that noise when you slam people? There you go. Here comes Roman Reigns. Revenge here.

Little strongest slam. Do you make that noise when you slam people? Come on, where's Roman? It's time for the Tribal Chief. Come on, Tribal Chief. You don't want me. Get in here and I can handle my own. You know what I mean? Just get in the jump.

Just go one, two. Yeah. It's war games. Tribal Chief. Come on, Tribal working. Travel chief. It's not fun games. Here we go, instant recovery. Okay. Steve, you got my back, dude. Screw Steve.

Wow. I'm looking at his ass. Stone Cold. Yeah. No. You know I was up there with Brenda or Deborah, whatever her name is, walking around with the dog. Hostetheory in the war games batch, go whoop my ass.

That's uncomfortable how good that is. Yeah. I don't even know what he sounds like. Sounds like that. Go whoop my ass uncomfortable how good that is yeah Hosted theories gonna make me go a town down and that's the bottom line What oh What oh I just stomped on Romans head who's coming in next? Yokozuna?

Gosh. Yokozuna is coming. Dude, it's hard to even just keep up with yourself. There's so much going on. All right, come on, I gotta get out of this. I'm getting powerbombed? Come on, I was charging. We're dominating, dude.

My goodness. Okay, he's never done that in his life. I don't think anybody has. That was awesome. I'm stealing on this guy, man. Power bomb into a cigar. Yeah, that was awesome. We got a new weapon coming out.

There you go. Get you a table, big boy. How's he even gonna get that in there? Gonna have to take it apart, unscrew it. How about we're like, I forgot about the other ring. Right? I was going back home. I completely forgot about it.

He's getting all the goodies. Man, I'm going over here, man. We're getting crazy. I'm over here. Bringing out all the toys. Kind of a jerk move that he hasn't just gotten in there yet. Oh, he's going back. He sees what's going on in there.

Little retail therapy. I don't like that. Here comes Austin. I'm kicking your head. Get off my head. Right away. Walk right into your ass. Oh.

Oh. I like them being a pair. You like that? Got it. It's not unsafe. Boom. That doesn't seem safe. It's really not fun up there. No.

Yeah. Man. All right, he's gonna miss. No, he's not gonna miss. I wanna jump off. Come here. You're last down. Who's your last?

Randy Orton, right? That's it. Then who is it, just anyone to get pinned? Then we can start eliminating. Submission or pin. That's why I found one of them here to finish. There's no elimination. And he just like comes up here and I can't do anything.

You keep falling off that thing, man. It's cuz it takes too long to get up top. Get up, dude. It's taking too long. Here he comes, he's gonna miss. Go ahead and use. That definitely hurts his knees with those knee braces. Hang on. There we go.

No, let's get away. You said hang on, you were just getting calm. Well, I know, I wanted to hang on to the ropes. You hit the old guy. No I didn't, I hit Theory. Hey, that's Stone Cold. Look at, we're firing up now. Randy just threw a table at us.

I'm scared. Stone Cold's got the table. Let's just clean him up. No, you guys. No. There you go, he's all yours, Steve. He's all yours, Steve. Come on, Steve. He's all yours, Steve. Oh! Oh! All yours.

Come on, Steve. There you go. Yeah, he's over there winning. You guys are too friendly, man. They're really putting in the work on that big guy. They're just having fun with him. They beat the shit out of him. They're beating the shit out of him.

Dude, what is going on? They're just taking turns. Yeah. They're just taking turns. They're just taking turns. They're just taking turns. They're just taking turns. They're just taking turns.

They're just taking turns. They're just taking turns. They're just taking turns. They're just taking turns. They're just taking turns. They're just taking turns. little shit out of it. They're beating the shit out of it. Dude, what is going on? They're just taking turns. Every time I vlog, I just get jumped. Come on!

Get him through the table. No! This can't be it. Get up, dude. No, hand him Steve. Put him through a table. He should be dead. Get up, dude. No, pin him, Steve. Put him through a table. He should be dead. Uh-oh.

Uh-oh. I'm trying. I'm done. Hit it, bro. Let's go. I'm going through it. Yeah. Hell yes.

Pin him. Instant recovery. No, sir. This is brutal. I gotta get out of here. Yeah, good thing Steve's leaving. No, you just jump off the top or just get thrown off. See, I don't go by the pen and the whole thing. No, John, he's too good.

Don't do that. Roman's coming. Thank you, Roman. Thank you, Roman. Thank you. Thank you. Did either of you ever get to wrestle your favorite wrestler? He's getting fucked up. Yes. Uh-oh.

Randy. Hey, town down, boy. Yes. See you, Stone Cold. Who was yours? Let's go. I got to wrestle Baker at MSG. Two.

Oh. And that was awesome. I want you to wrestle me. Oh! Randy beat Yoko. Oh, that was it. Big dub. Wow, what a win.

I didn't think Yoko would lose it for us. We did have a table. You guys let him get jumped. Yeah, you guys let him get jumped. We were beating you up. Hey, that was a great distraction, you know? Yeah. All right, well, thank you, boys.

Thank you, guys. Everyone go buy WWE 2K23 out now. Get you some war games. So much fun. Get some of that. War games customized. You also can play as us. You can play as us.

Download us. Upload them. Or Chris Clemmer. Oh, I have to see him. I'm going to buy the game just to play as Chris Clemmer. All right, we'll see you everyone Monday. Boom. All right.

All right. All right. Bye.