The Yak - The Yak Gives THEIR THOUGHTS On The Cuomo Controversy | The Yak 8-3-21

Episode Date: August 4, 2021

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Hello. Welcome to the Yak. Hello. Kyle. Kyle. What's up, boys? It just looks like your traps are massive.

Yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. You shouldn't have pulled your shirt down. Anything you want to tell? Did you steal anything from anybody's desk? No. Anything you want to tell us?

If I did, it wasn't theirs. Got it. I'm just hanging around the office. What is missing from somebody's desk? Our TikTok guy, Edwin, was gifted a really cool TikTok skateboard deck. Oh. And KB, you've been on it. People are still trying to find it. Oh, there's Edwin right there.

Hey, Edwin. People are still looking for it. They don't have a clue where they should look. Some crazy who done it, I guess. People are blaming Mantis and Ebony. Oh, he rolled his eyes at coming in here. Oh, yeah. He doesn't like this.

He don't fuck with bullshit. Hey, everyone. How you doing? Good. We got a mic right there for you. What? Well, no. Do you notice anything different about KB right now?

Here, lean into that mic. Lean into that mic, no. Do you notice anything different about KB right now? Here, lean into that mic. Lean into that mic, yeah. He looks like Beavis from Beavis and Bypass. He does. Yeah, he does. Cornhole Yo segment. A lot of people say he looks like Rick Lacks, Facebook magician. People were saying that.

Not really. It's identical. So what's in your shirt, Kyle? Nothing. KB's been wanting that TikTok skateboard by your desk what's that

that TikTok skateboard oh bro that's not mine I think that was Sass's oh shit that's Sass's I didn't know that yeah I would've just stolen

I would've just taken it in front of you bet you didn't even see that didn't see that no one did damn that thing is sick there's a 0% chance Sas I didn't know

you fucking rail grinded bro he rail grinds I had one that I do a flip real quick do a little thing right there

do something for us show us Sas do a kickflip it's his skateboard Sas do it do a kickflip you dress like a

Tony Hawk NPC oh fuck oh is that you yawning again You fucking psycho My ears have been Hopping He's so fucking cool My ears have been popping

For the last like 48 hours Did you realize When you tweeted about that That was a cell phone That you're so bothered By a comment That you went and found it

And then tweeted out Being like This guy's a psycho It was on my YouTube notification. What do you mean a cell phone? What are you talking about? A cell phone. Not a cell phone.

You being like, some guy commented on your video being like, what does Sass think? He's so cool. But isn't that, that's just such a crazy thing to get bothered by. But I'd say it's equally as crazy for you to get bothered by it. No, it's not. Yeah, it is. I wasn't like, it didn't bother me. I was just amazed at the comment. Screen grabbed get bothered by it. No, it's not. I wasn't like, it didn't like bother me. I was just amazed at the comment.

Screen grabbed it and tweeted it. I mean, that's not like that crazy to do. I'll go skin to skin against any of y'all. Thick as skin. Thick as skin, yeah. Here we go. Here comes Sass Trek. Oh. Boom!

Yeah, the camera couldn't even see it. Yeah, move over. Move over. The box is in the way. Where? That way. That way. Farther.

Farther that way. That was just a shove it. Oh, yeah? No, no, no, no. Go that way. Look at me. Look at me. Stand on the wall.

There we go. Did you skate goofy? Yes. Fuck yes. I do everything fucking goofy. Dude, Sass is... Nick did not skate. He just hung out the skate park.

No, they're going to adjust the camera now. Watch. Tended to do salvia. They're going to adjust the camera. I actually did do salvia. Clothes. Dude, I feel like I'm in a different dimension. You guys smoke cloves?

The 10 minutes felt like an hour. I love the crackle. Oh! All right, yeah. That was a shove. Oh! All right, Edwin. I don't know what else we had for you.

Sorry. Just about the board. We thought it was your board. Yeah, we thought it was your board. No, that was definitely sass. Can I break it over my knee? Yeah, you can. No, you can't. There. Just about the board. We thought it was your board. Yeah, we thought it was your board. That's definitely sassy. Can I break it over my knee? Yeah, you can. No, you can't.

There is no chance you can. Your skin is too thin. That's a hard thing to break over your knee. Don't boarders do it? Yeah, they do. They do. But I don't think you can.

But it has to have the trucks. And also, Kyle's not a boarder. He's not a boarder. Right. Dude, that's a TikTok board. Those things are made out of steel. So I couldn't. Could somebody Dude, that's a TikTok board. Those things are made out of steel. So I couldn't...

Could somebody break it over their knee? No. Yes. Not someone. With force and torque. Not you. If you fail a five set... A strong man.

...tray flip... Mm-hmm. ...I want to break it. No, well... There's a zero percent chance... Go ahead and try, buddy. ...you can break it over your knee. Maybe if you, like, jump try.

If you try to break it, you have to do it. Now you have to try. Now let me try it in private to see how far off I am. It's called focusing the skateboard. Put the cameras on me and Brandon. Put the cameras on me and Brandon, and Kyle's going to try it over there in his corner. Yeah, it's private to the YouTube channel.

I think you should flip it upside down and jump on it. Don't turn the cameras off. The camera didn't even get it. The camera didn't even get it. It was in private. I need you guys to put the camera on them. I need the't even get it I think it's a budge It was a private I need you guys To put the camera on them I needed the old skater's trick

Where it's like Yeah we turned the camera on There's no way you could possibly I thought that was Yeah that was not Try it with the other knee Try it with the other knee I didn't think you were

Really gonna go for it I thought it may have Try it with the other knee I mean that It hurt bad enough That it should have broken Didn't Was there any give at all?

Oh, fuck. I might have a bruise. Oh, fuck. It's like instant. Oh, shit. Look at that. Let's see it. Looks like that.

That's kind of badass. Aurora Boliallis. Even it out. Even it out with your other leg. Yeah, I might. All right. I might. Can I play a clip from another podcast within Barstool?

Of course. All right. I don't have any authority i'm fine but then i'm gonna do one too just the just the audio yeah just the audio okay i'm gonna do one too then all right what does he have mine's not of yours if that's no it's mine's not of yours either okay ready yeah acquired a company called letter letter is a king of public correspondence startup i don't even understand what that is supposed to mean what is a king of public correspondence startup. I don't even understand what that is supposed to mean. What is a king of public?

Why do people say that they're the kings and queens of everything? It's like, why don't you earn it first and then call yourself? Wow. Here's mine. What is up, everybody? Yeah. That's funny. Wait, is there a voice crack in the beginning of that?

I think so. Right now. What is up, everybody? Not really. No, no, no. The next sentence, there's a voice crack. New son of a boy dad's out with KB and Nick. It's a very funny episode.

This is a yak. Oh, fuck. They've eliminated us. Everyone keeps saying, isn't this basically just a Yak. Oh, fuck. But they've eliminated us. Everyone keeps saying that. They're like, isn't this basically just the Yak? Yeah. Well, it's not the Yak. Right.

And also, it's like, even if it is, just listen to it. Who cares? It's like in the Olympics, we send our under 23 for soccer. It's the Yak under 30. Yeah. Yeah. And Roan. And Roan.

Mentally, Roan is under 30. Well under. Not to interrupt, but I have terrible news. Oh, no. They removed the Pittsburgh porn video. What? Oh, motherfucker. Yeah, I can see how that would be illegal.

But do you have it? Oh, I have it. Okay, good. Wait, they removed it? I gotta go check in on my... He kind of forced his penis in there. Yeah, he did. We asked him where she was from.

It was universally laughed at. That was just stuff right in there. They wiped it from the internet. That's a lot of porn videos. What? They're just constantly, you're going to recheck on your old faves and they're gone. When Pornhub did that thing where they were removing all videos that aren't from verified creators, it was like they wiped half the website.

Also, anybody behind me just sees me watching porn right now. Yeah, everybody's walking in the DoorDash, man. It's the barstool difference. That is. The people behind you are Michelangelo and Daniela. They're probably both watching porn. Yeah. Maybe so.

Fuck. Brandon? Hey, Nick. What's up, Nicky T? I walked out on the doctor's office to get here because I didn't want to miss any bit of the show. You've been struggling with a doctor's appointment for three days.

I've been struggling with my health. I'm not unhealthy. I'm just medically awkward. Okay. I was at the doctor's yesterday. You're not healthy. Yeah, my heart has Asperger's. I get it. It's awkward. You, my heart has Asperger's. I get it.

It's awkward. You always go like one of two modes though, like just destroying your body or like taking too good of care of it. Yeah, you need to find a middle ground. Yeah. Did I see that knee again? You went to the doctor's yesterday? It's reddened up pretty good. Oh, fuck.

Me? Yeah. Yeah, I went to the doctor's yesterday and there was this lady there who was just causing a scene. Very unhappy with the city MDE people. What did you get for your ears? I got a COVID test. Oh, okay. Yeah.

Why did you get a COVID test? Just based on coming back from Chicago or symptoms? Yeah, I'm stuffy, and I've heard that if you have the variant, it's like basically your only symptom is you're a little stuffy. I've had a cold since Flag Day. Yeah. My nose has not stopped running. I couldn't like breathe at all last night and I was just like, I have COVID, but I think it's just allergies. Okay.

Yeah. But yeah, some lady was really causing a scene. For what? I don't know. Something with like she was waiting to get some results back and she wasn't getting them. That would frustrate me. Yeah. They kept on transferring her to some like helpline, but like then she was waiting to get some results back, and she wasn't getting them. That would frustrate me. Yeah, they kept on transferring her to some, like, helpline, but, like, then she would have to wait for, like, two hours.

And she was, like, really angry. Can you describe the scene? Was she yelling? Was she cussing? She was yelling, no cussing. She kept on making it very clear that she was happy with the people there. She was like, I'm not mad at you guys. I'm just mad with the higher-ups.

Is it a scene if there's no cussing? Yes. It was a scene. She kept on turning around. There was a big accident at the Mecca. Was it the Hajj? Where something collapsed? You do a Hajj to Mecca. Crazy tragedy.

Hajj is the journey to Mecca. At one of the big buildings, something collapsed. A bunch of people died. There was like crowd collapse, crowd crush. That was a scene. I don't think – I thought that was just a – I doubt any of them use vulgar language. She kept on turning around to everyone and being like, I am so sorry for this.

But in the context of this, a woman yelling, does there need to be – A woman yelling in a tiny doctor's waiting room is the scene. Okay. I think any time they raise their voice at the scene. People were laughing. Describe the woman. It was hard to describe. She was like full incognito mode.

She had sunglasses on and a mask. She didn't want to be seen. That's a good description. It was pretty damn good. What about her weight? She in the twos? She in the threes? No, she was low.

Okay. A fit woman with no face. So the early ones? The early ones. Height? Tall. Ethnicity? White.

Religion? Was it Casey Smith? Christian. She made it very clear. She was like, I rarely take the Lord's name in vain, but this. Oh, wow. So you know a perfect description of her. We can narrow

this down to probably five people in Manhattan. Yeah, it was crazy. It was intense. I had to step in at one point. How's your kid liking the Switch? I had to buy two tablets yesterday. You had to buy two tablets? Yeah, I had to buy two tablets.

Wait, I was with you and you bought one. I did, then I got home and quickly learned I had to buy two tablets. Wait, I was with you and you bought one. I did. Then I got home and quickly learned I had to buy two. I bought Tommy. I broke Tommy's tablet the other night so I had to go buy him a new one.

I went to Best Buy. Explain how you broke it. Was it an anger thing? It was. It was 2 a.m. I woke up at 2 a.m. and he was on his tablet. He's not supposed

to be on his tablet. Wait, what is the tablet? It's like a Kindle Fire. Yeah, Amazon. I buy the $150, $200 ones because I'm not going to buy them $800. You don't even need be on his tablet wait what is the tablet because the it's like a kindle fire yeah amazon i buy like the 150 200 yeah yeah i'm not gonna buy him an 800 you don't need you don't even need the ipad when you're that young yeah so so i bought it for him anyway he was up he was on youtube i'd already told him to go to bed he didn't and uh i went to his he did the thing where he pulled up the covers

yeah and he thinks you can't see him then rookie mistake and he's watching it so i i pull the covers and i snatch it when i snatch it my four fingers indented on the screen. Oh, wow. So it wasn't like. No, it wasn't. I thought you took it and threw it against the wall or some shit. I did not do that. Why did you have to buy two?

Because I have multiple kids and you can't just buy one of anything. So I got home with the $200 tablet, gave it to Tommy. His brother said, why does he get it? That was actually mine that you broke last night. He was borrowing it. I didn't know that, so I had to replace his. Wait, where was Tommy's? Tommy's had broken long ago.

Long ago. So you buy them to break them, right? They all break. They all break. So how long did you wait until you bought the new one? Immediate. Really? I got home at 6.30.

I left the house at 6.35. Oh, no, no. I mean, like, how long did you wait? The next day. Okay. The next day. See, I feel like maybe you should have waited a couple days. No, I got here.

You should think about what happened here. It happened 2 a.m. into yesterday morning. I got here yesterday morning. I said, Nick, I'm going to Best Buy at 2 o'clock. We went to Best Buy. Done. And, yeah, that's exciting stuff. Being a dad must suck, Dick tablets interesting buying tablets and shit that's i feel like you're in the the good period

why why do you feel that the honeymoon phase in the honeymoon phase with tommy no no here's the thing the good phase so it's tommy Tommy. Tommy's the misbehaved child. No, kind of. People think the bad phase is the baby phase. That's the good phase. No, I. The good phase is the baby phase. I would guess. Because all they do is shit and piss.

I would guess there's a good phase when they're a baby because they don't do anything. Right. They're just a blob. Yeah. And then. The problem is when they can have. The toddler years are probably annoying. The problem is when they can have opinions.

When they can have opinions. That's the same as for my cat. And when they can talk back. When they can have opinions. That's the same for my cat. And when they can talk back. Yeah. Once it gained a personality, I'd stop fucking with it. Like the other night, I did it. I grabbed it and Tommy looked at me. I swear to God, he said, Dad, do you think that solved anything?

Oh my God. He gaslighted you. Yeah, he did. And I went, I was just angry. I said, no, Tommy, it didn't. And I just walked off and I had to think about it. I was like, damn, he was right And I went, I was just angry. I said, no, Tommy, it didn't. And I just walked off, and I had to think about it. I was like, damn, he was right. That's a good fucking quip to have in your roster. He just absolutely shut me down.

He shut me down. Did that solve him? Do you think that solved anything? Right. He shut me down, and I ended up going and buying him a better tablet. Yeah. And then you laid awake the rest of the night thinking about what you did? I did, yeah.

But he plays Little League. And he pulled out the other tablet that he had under his pillow. It's all going according to plan. He doesn't play baseball. Don't you think that's the tablet I wanted you to find? You think I'm going to let you... You think you're going to catch me without me knowing?

That was the broken tablet? He's got six tablets. He broke it himself. I broke the broken tablet? He's got six tablets. He broke it himself. I broke the broken tablet. Too many kids play baseball. Slows down the game. Makes it unwatchable. Did you walk in?

You pulled a classic dad movie. Did you walk in skin-tight undershirt on? Some underwear that your kids should never see you in? Why do you think when I get home I put on a skin-tight undershirt? some, some underwear that your kids should never see you in. Why do you think when I get home, I put on a skin tight undershirt? That's just like a dad thing. And then you go, I mean, you're like, it's time to shut it down. I think that was specific to your father. I think we should talk about your dad.

I think it's time to shut it down, Tommy. And then you came back in 20 minutes later. He's still on. You don't like that. KB, do you had a cat? Yeah, Piper. Did you love it? No, but I felt like a an emotional connection

that i don't feel toward dogs now i feel it toward cats piper piper yes why'd you name it piper um i had a competition on snapchat and that one what were the other options still happily this cat sexual related um two years of college. Cats live longer than that. Correct. What happened to Piper? She got adopted. I got evicted for having a cat.

And I'm actually friends with the landlord. So where did you live? He kept warning me, like, kind of in a friendly manner, and then finally said, you're done. I also gave the house bed bugs. You gave the house bed bugs? I think. Don't.

Where'd you get them from? I went to New York City, stayed in a hotel, then went to, like, Ocean City, stayed in a hostel, and then came back, and they had it. Remember in quarantine when they were canceling, like, traumatic experience? Nazis, cops, and landlords?

Well, landlords are widely disliked. Oh, yeah, Twitter hates landlords. It's hard not to like. It's hard to like. I mean, I don't like hate landlords. It's like it just makes sense, I guess. But, like, I don't like my. Like, it's not like I'm super happy to write this check to my landlord.

No, we don't. We have a cool super. Our landlord sucks. He tried to evict us for going on our rooftop. Wait, who were we texting then? That's the landlord? Wait, he tried to evict you for going on your rooftop? He, like, we, like, had beer.

We had, like, beer cans on our rooftop, and he came down at, like, 8 a.m. screaming at me, saying, like, his attorney was going to be in touch or the police were going to show up. And I had no idea what was going on, and then that was it. Just nothing ever happened. Wait, he was in your apartment? He was just wandering around our rooftop at like 8am. He can't do that.

I'd love to be a landlord. It's the best job. You don't do anything. You just own. Owning is the coolest thing you can do. Brandon, you have ancestors that have owned. I think owning can be overrated.

No, we weren't. I highly doubt we were owners. We were most certainly helpers. Helpers. What is a helper? Helper? What side were you helping? I don't think we had enough money to own.

I think we were poor. Quite poor. Yeah? Yeah. What about Kent State football? It doesn't count as football full so you guys were owned no speaking of owned yes steve let's talk about it oh big night on twitter steve was crazy um i never thought i'd encounter an adult who was so stubborn about being wrong. He was just blatantly wrong. Those ratios

were heavenly. I didn't see them. You want to pull those up? Pull up the clip of Mince too. What's the clip of Mince? Him playing ping pong. Mathematicians couldn't explain how he was returning those serves.

Not a clue. I think the craziest part about that is how every time he hits it, he backs up against the wall. He was trying to avoid it. He was running from it, but also returning it somehow. His paddle was a magnet.

Of a bull fighter. He moves like my dog moves when he's dreaming. He said he used to play tennis. He said that he actually is good at ping pong. I don't know what that was. That was him being great at ping pong. Yeah. But he's been.

I thought he was like a widely known thing within the office that he's good at ping pong. But the ball was coming very slow. Like it was bounding. It wasn't coming in hot. Did he beat Jake Marsh or no? No. No. Nobody beats Jake Marsh.

He's the best in the office. Yeah. Oh, I thought your headphones were fucked up. You guys good? Yeah, I'm good. What's going on over there i'm good i'm great this side's fine that's good i don't know hold it down perfectly no no no i could be a left sider steve walk us through this yeah narrate it

okay all right so nba free agency what was happening last night one of my buddies was tagging me all these tweets i saw tim hardaway jr got a big contract he sucks he's on the nicks for a while so i looked it up his career earnings posted it no big deal a couple minutes goes by i see chris paul gets a very big extension so i looked up his career earnings now spot track was which is a website that has all the salary information i went to it it didn't have that has all the salary information. I went to it. It didn't have that information with the new contract updated because the news just broke. I manually added the numbers together,

and I came up with whatever. Chris Paul touched $420 million career earnings in his career. So five minutes later. So that number was too high. No, that number was correct. So Darren Revell tweets five minutes later the exact number, like down to the dollar. that number was correct. So Darren Revell tweets five minutes later, you know, the exact number, like down to the dollar.

But he used the same site I did, but what he didn't realize was that they were double counting a year. I guess they were just working too fast. So I tweeted, oh no, and then like the ghost emoji at Darren Revell, and he got very upset. And we proceeded to go back and forth for several hours. He said,

not my work. Yeah. So he was basically saying that this website, SpotTrack, which he had cited, was incorrect. And he was like, that's not my problem. I cited them. And then he was basically saying that I stole the information from them. Oh, he's using em dashes, too. That's an em dash, but

good try, Kyle. Yes. I think you're a little too far. It was a tough night for Darren. I noticed the length. That's the length of one N. Why is Kavanaugh trending? Click on that. It was trending with Gates, so probably not even good.

He's on BFFs this week. Yeah, he's on. Why would you ever ask why a politician is trending? I don't know. It's never... It's like an 80% chance it's sexual assault. Yeah, he squeezed cheeks. No, that's Cuomo. Cuomo squeezed cheeks. Squeezing cheeks?

Squoze is the past tense. Squozed cheeks. It's just like a pinch. It was just like this, though. So is he going to get removed from office? Cuomo is? Cuomo? I don't know.

Let's talk politics for a bit. Let's see the Mintz video first. I want to see him. Oh, yeah. Look at this. Oh, wow. This is my first time seeing it. What do you do if the wall's not there?

I don't know. It looks like he's being controlled by a toddler who's just mashing the control. Yeah. It's like 90% of his shots are coming with like the power of his back. It has like the frame rate of a PS2. Yeah. It's like he's miserable.

All right. It is pretty impressive. Yeah. He would smoke me. He is really good. He beat the shit out of me. He beat me 21 to 4. I suck at ping pong.

Surprise. Dude, you have a ping pong table, Brandon. I know I have a ping pong table. The people I compete with are nine. I have to hit the ball and make sure I can get it in the middle of the table for them perfectly, but I can't beat anybody. That will be a humbling experience when your kids start beating you at things. Yeah.

He will be the first. Me and my daughter are playing tennis. I've been playing tennis lately. Really? Yeah. That's got to be a kind of playing tennis. You're not playing tennis. Accurate.

That's got to be kind of a I've made it moment for you. Playing tennis? Having shoes? What are you talking about? It's just like an upper class sport. Not really. I played many. Ben Mintz played tennis.

He's not upper class. I don't know. I never played tennis. I never played tennis. Tennis was like the richest kid. I think in rich areas, tennis is a rich person's sport. Poor schools don't have tennis teams. I came from a very poor school with a tennis team.

Your court was all grassy and cracked. Cracks. You'd break an ankle. Yeah, terrible, but we still had it. Tennis is like the idea of tennis was fun, but I was never even close to good enough. You have to be at a certain skill level to even enjoy tennis, or else you're just fetching the ball the entire time.

It's a great workout, though, if you get somebody that's your skill level and you're able to comfortably play together. There are some sports you can be dog shit at, but you can fake it to just be like basketball. You can lock yourself in there. Just don't shoot. Guard aggressively and don't take a shot. Baseball, if you strike out, you stare at your bat.

I don't know about that one. Then I'll think you can fake being not bad at baseball. You can fake being bad at batting. How? You just are being bad at batting. Yeah, but tennis, it's like unless you can get like that. You just are mad at your bat. You can go up there and just take four pitches, hope it's a walk. Sometimes it'll be a strikeout. Hopefully you get hit by the ball.

Yeah. That's your best case scenario. But the ball can find you on defense, though. The ball can find you on defense. Even if you're in right field, the ball can find you. Yeah, on defense. It only takes one, and you're absolutely exposed for the rest of your life. Even pick up football.

You could fake being. Yeah, but you don't want to be the guy that blocks and pick up football. No, but you can just be the guy that's being covered well. I'll be wide receiver, and the guy will just be on me. I don't know why I wasn't open. I wasn't open. I don't know why I just remembered this, but there was a kid on my Little League team one year

who just wore a winter jacket. Underneath his uniform or over it? It sounds like my shit. I struck him out. What season did you play? Yeah, what season? Like early spring? March to May.

Playing Little League baseball was literally the coldest I've ever been in my entire life. Jesus. I have vivid memories of being there and being like, I'm like, this is, I'm so fucking freezing. Well, yeah, because they wanted it to be like in the school year.

It started too early. It was too early. It would be like early March and it would be like raining and it would be like, oh my God, this is miserable. And it's like,

just call us off. Like we're like 10 years old. I love it. We don't need to be playing. That was like the last time I was like really happy probably. Little league? Is that your athletic peak or your life peak?

Yeah, I used to be good at sports And then I don't know, because I was good When I was like 11 or 12 And then I never grew, everyone kept growing I think 11 or 12 is where the realization comes That's where you get caught up to And passed

Yeah, I think I enjoyed playing sports Until probably like 7th or 8th grade. I never did. I enjoyed it because everyone sucked. It was like you have fun, you're with your friends, but then you get to a certain age where you're like, okay, this is getting really unfun. My parents care way too much about this, and I suck at it, and I will always suck at it.

At what point do you decide the sport for you is wrestling other men, Kyle? Yeah, did you do that in middle school? I was just one of the seven to eight sports I did starting in first grade. I also played basketball and ice hockey. Name all eight. Basketball, ice hockey, wrestling, flag football. Baseball. Golf. Flag football. Baseball. Golf.

Soccer. That's seven. You said seven or eight? Seven. I'm missing one. Golf was the most fun I ever had playing. I've been shit at sports my entire life. Yeah.

I remember I realized when... Swimming. Eight. Oh, boom. I went to a flea market and they were selling eight oh boom i went to like a a flea market and they were selling baseball cards and i wanted to get a player that played my position i played left center i was just like the fourth guy so i asked like yeah that's not a position oh oh fuck and i looked at my dad he's like it's true

that's not that they have you there just because... Football was my least favorite by far. Yeah, I never played. I think my parents were like, that's not for you. I played one year. My quarterback had a child. What? How old were you?

I was in seventh grade. Well, that's the nature of the quarterback. Yeah, he's always fucked. They always fuck. That and then I never got in. I got in once and it was was like a 99 yard touchdown got called back for holding because of me i played roller hockey that was the worst that's fucking that was the worst there was always something that happened like that i remember i i knew i sucked at hockey when we i was i think i was probably

in like eighth grade this is like right before i. And we got a too many men on ice penalty. And so someone has to sit the penalty. And it's supposed to be someone that's on the ice. And my coach just pulled me from the bench. I just sat in the penalty box for five minutes. That's fucked. And I was like, all right. I thought I was serving the team.

But then my dad told me after. He was like, that's because you suck at hockey. He was wearing a tight white undershirt. I thought I was like serving the team, but then my dad told me after, he was like, that's because you suck at hockey. I played roller hockey. He was wearing a tight white undershirt. I was so excited to play roller hockey, and it was like the first time I've been excited to play a sport. My mom went and bought me like really nice roller blades. Like their brand was like Mission.

They're really nice. Way out of our price range. I was so excited to wear them. I went to like tryouts, and they were like, yeah, we're going to take you on this team, but you're goalie. Goalie doesn't wear roller blades. So I just everybody was rollerblading i had my brand new ones just in the box and i was just standing in that playing goalie just kidding when i was when i was in like seventh grade you went defeated oh you went defeated i was in like

eighth grade um this is kind of an embarrassing story But it's funny too We My I played lacrosse And I only played lacrosse Because everyone else played lacrosse I hated it And I was really bad at it

And our goalie Got called up To like the A team So we didn't have a goalie And They were like You're playing goalie today And I was like

I do not Like playing goalie in lac And I was like, I do not. Like, playing goalie in lacrosse is like you're guaranteed to get hurt at some point. You just get nailed with balls. You have to be a star to play goalie in most sports. I was like, I do not want to do that in the slightest bit. And he was like, you got to play, man. I'm sorry. And I, like, really didn't want to play.

And then I just sat there and I just let every goal go in. Did you have any saves? I just stepped out of the way every time the team came over. The coach was a total douchebag. Like such an asshole. How? Making a seventh grade kid play goalie when they clearly don't want to. And his son was on the team.

It's like, make him play goalie. He was like, we need him on the field. The early 2000s were the worst humans in the world. They would make us call him, like, sir. Yeah. What? Then we had to do, like, burpees and interval sprints if we forgot to address them as royalty. Yeah.

Were the leagues mixed when you were coming up? They were assholes. Steve, you're going to coach your kids, right? Boys and girls, or? Yeah, maybe. They weren't mixed boys and girls, no. Okay. Ours were not mixed boys and girls, no. Okay. Ours were not mixed boys and girls either.

Ours, our Little League was. Are they mixed now? Oh, our Little League was too, but there's only like three girls in the league, I think. KB, I'm shocked you play basketball. You're 100% a guy who plays basketball with a backwards hat. What? You, 100%. Really?

I was about to say the same exact thing. Is that because I wear backwards hats sometimes? You are... I've never seen you... No, I don't think the YMCA League, you didn't wear hats. But you tried. No. How do you know that?

Why are you pegging me and such? Steven, on your sheet, you have... Where is it? How old is too old to wear a backwards hat? Do you have an opinion on that? Here comes Grinnelli right now. He's got a backwards hat on. Yeah, he does.

And a limp. Why is he limping like that? Gunwalk. That's like a hockey thing. They always walk like they have a limp. They waddle. They talk with a limp, too. He embarrassed himself on trivia last night.

Yeah, that was bad. It was rough. I didn't watch yet. He was a phone-a-friend who gave the answer to the other team. What was the score, the final score? It was bad. Oh, don't do that. It was extreme.

Because it's a spoiler or because it's that bad? The wrath of Lo. Okay, yeah, yeah. We shouldn't be talking about this. They won't. What is it not out yet? You sound stuffy. I've said I've been stuffy since you're that guy that

always has a cold with a backwards hat that's what i was known as how old's too old for back i don't think there's an age to that is there as a guy that wears a backwards yeah i don't i don't get into the age things too like yesterday didn't we say how's too old to wear a jersey or something yeah you want to wear a jersey, wear a jersey. Actually. You guys think there is? I think backwards hats last way longer than a jersey. Yeah.

Because I've never like. No, but also it's different for you. It depends if you're going to a sports game. If you wore a jersey. If you're going to a game, you can wear a jersey. If you wore a jersey, I'd be like, oh, I don't know. You're a huge sports fan. It wouldn't be weird. I'm more referring to like wearing it it as a frat culture thing.

What's the most acceptable jersey to wear? I think it's a hockey sweater. I think it's a hockey sweater. No, I was going to say football. Baseball jerseys just look good. Because it's like a button-up. They look good. Yeah, baseball or football.

Basketball jerseys. Basketball jerseys. Basketball you can't wear. Basketball you can't. If I ever saw my dad wearing a basketball jersey, I would be like, what the hell? That would be really funny. Take that off. Football is even odd.

The sleeves are like too long. If you wear more than two pieces of team merchandise at once, then you shouldn't. Oh. Brandon wore that Mississippi State colored shoes, socks, baseball shirt. The color is one of those. Friday's Mississippi State day. I'm sorry. You're just going to have to get used to it.

What are we doing for Friday? You want something? Yeah. I'll dress you. I like telling people how to dress. You boys want to get dressed? We won't be here. What?

Oh, it's just us. That's right, boys. Yes, sir. You're my boys. When is Roan's bitch ass coming back? I don't think he is. He got fired? What do you think he's doing on his honeymoon?

You think he's still in Hawaii or wherever he is? Did you just talk to what state he's in? They're going to find him. I don't know. He's about to get flooded. People are booking flights right now. Donnie's swimming there. A lot of people are saying, Donnie, you can't do it

or you shouldn't do it. It's dangerous. I've heard a lot. I got tagged in some shit about the water a couple times. I got a bunch of people saying, like,

oh, I have a boat and then it's just, like, in Lake Erie. No, we have a few New York City boat owners. We have one guy that was, like, he's a ferry captain

in the East River and he says he's pretty positive it's illegal to swim there. Oh shit. Yeah. It's not surprising. Are we getting more he can't do it or he shouldn't do it? Both. It's a mix. Healthy mix. I haven't gotten any of the

illegal things but I've gotten a lot of like it's for your own health. Do not swim in that water. The more we get the more I do want him to do it. He's doing it. No I don't think the physical water is bad. No, I think it is. I would argue that Donnie would contaminate the water more.

He's probably immune to whatever's in there. Yeah. It's just like bounce. The water's just bouncing off of him. He just falls to the ground. The water doesn't want to touch him. He gets out of the water completely dry. Waterproof would be like the worst superhero ever.

Yeah. Yeah. Doesn't get pruned. Did you ever remember those shirts that came out? I guess back in, I guess you guys were. The water ricochets off them. I've seen the clips. Yeah.

The spray. What's it called? Hydrophobic? Hydro. The shirts were something like that. Homophobic? Yeah. Water resistant.

I remember one kid had one of those. You are the type of guy that would have one of those and be real cocky in a thunderstorm. You would intentionally spill shit on you. I had one of those by accident one time. I saw the spread he could put on the shoes and the water would bounce off, which was pretty cool to watch. I remember some kid had it when I played hockey and we were in the walk room and everyone was just pouring water on his shoes

for like 30 minutes. Still dry. Try to get me fucking wet. I dare you. Oh yeah. We represent 20% of these views right now. There's the water. Oh wait a minute.

I love that it doesn't show his fucking pants getting absolutely soaked. Show it more. Wait, all a minute. I love that it doesn't show his fucking pants getting absolutely soaked. Show it more. Wait, all that video and just one water pour? Che, you pulled up a video that had five views. Also, that's piss. Was that TJ or Che? I don't have enough orange juice as an adult. No, I don't think you do.

I had an OJ yesterday. Really? Yeah. Why? Why would you need it? I felt a cold coming. This is good. You shouldn't drink juice.

What? I've heard that. Didn't you just go on a juice cleanse? That's healthy juice. Vegetables, fruits, that's it. Yeah, what kind of juice do you think I... You're going to the supermarket and buying a big gallon of juice and just drinking it. No, I was buying healthy pressed juice.

Just guzzling juice? Yeah, it's not good for you. But orange juice isn't one of the bad juices. Oh, you only had fruit and vegetables. No, I mean, it's not like bad. Orange is a good juice. They're just heavy in sugar. Like, you shouldn't be

slamming down a bunch of... Yeah, but like, they have added sugar. A lot of tension between this side and that side today. Yeah, it's a fat-ass move to just casually drink juice or Gatorade.

You drank juice exclusively for a week. Yeah. Fuck it. It is hard to talk and say you can't be drinking juice when you literally just did go on a juice cleanse. That's not what I'm talking about. That's a different echelon of juices, though. Good use of echelon.

Thank you. That's a different echelon. I've had that in my notes out for a few months. Echelon? Yeah. Last night I was Googling how to expand my vocabulary. Can we cut the camera back to me? Do I have a camel toe right now?

Do I have a big fat pussy? Yeah, you do. Oh, a mid-sized pussy. Okay. Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Where are you going, Brandon? Nowhere. Got a gout?

Cramp? Yeah, what was that about? Cramp. Yeah. Damn, you're getting old. Geezer. That's how you know you're out of shape when you get hurt from just sitting too long.

No, I turned to look at your pussy. I turned too fast and my leg... Nah, my pussy was big enough you saw in the perifs. One of my freshman year roommates would get... Have you ever seen a pussy... I'm sorry, I didn't remember. Notice a pussy from your peripheral vision. I don't think anybody's ever seen a pussy.

Oh, I think that might be. Was that a fucking pussy? I'm going to try to do that and I'm still trying to find a playing card on the ground you haven't found one yet yeah

that one dickhead said he found 52 over quarantine 52 separate separate ones to make up a whole deck impossible that was legit

in a three month span and I've been trying I've been looking on the sidewalk of the streets of New York for like five months now. To find one. Haven't found one. Cuomo just released a slideshow defending himself.

He's like saying he's a toucher and it's a slideshow of him touching people. No. No. Jesus Christ. Yeah. That's really funny. What? I'm a toucher.

Sue me. All right. Did he actually?er. Sue me. All right. Did he actually? Yeah. Yeah, pull that one. As you guys can see, it's not just ass. I don't... If it was just ass, that would be a problem, but I... What the fuck?

I thought there was a pussy. I love that it's a scary pussy. Well, I mean, if anything's in your perifs, it scares you. A pussy just wanders in. I actually learned it's a scary pussy. Well, I mean, if anything's in your peripherals, it scares you. A pussy just wanders in. I actually learned it from my mother. So old. Yep. And from my father.

Oh, there's a lot. It is not to convey warmth. Throwing everybody under the bus. Nothing more. Touching conveys warmth. Indeed, there are hundreds, if not thousands of photos of me using the exact same gesture. I do it with everyone. Black and white.

Oh, no. Young. I touch them all. Oh, no. Straight and LGBTQ. Plus. Powerful people. Friends.

Paul's going to follow powerful people, friends. Paul's going to follow powerful people. Worthless people. Worthless people. The woman told the press that she took offense at the gesture. And for that, I apologize. Another woman stated

that I kissed her on the forehead at our Christmas party and that i said ciao bella now i don't remember doing it he was but i'm sure that i did oh i do kiss people on the forehead but i do kiss this is so crazy i do kiss people on the hand. I do embrace people. They've got a picture for everything. I do hug people. Men and women. I do on occasion say, ciao Bella.

On occasion, I do slip. This is like satire. I do say sweetheart people. I do tell jokes. Some better than others. I am the same person in public as I am in private. You have seen me do it on TV

through all my briefings and for 40 years before that. I try to put people at ease. I try to make them smile. I try to connect. I touch. Look at every picture of me touching. He's just further incriminating himself.

That was weird. Who's the intern that had to cut that and then order it? Actually, I know who it is. Yeah? I gave up on that lie. I gave up on that lie one second in.

That was a Bailey Carlin piece. Bailey's doing social. He's running Cuomo Social. I send pictures of my cock to everybody. White, black, young, powerful, poor. Powerful,

worthless, humans of pieces of shit. I hug everyone. The president. Homeless, useless, son of the earth. The ugly. Yeah. Smart. Dumb.

Very dumb. The only ones who I don't touch are the pieces of shit that lurk our city. The people outside of the portability. I love that defense, though. Just like, yeah. Look more. It's been obvious from the jump. You really leaned into it.

Yes, I kiss. When has that been a problem? I fucking kiss. Where'd Big Cat go? The Dave Portnoy show has just let out. I need to become invested in the Rico Bosco saga. It seems like

just an everyday grueling schedule. He'll be here Monday, but it's all just Dave playing with Rico. It's too much. There's Big Cat right there. There he is. Oh, are they still talking? They're talking it out.

Okay. It seems pretty real. Yeah, it does seem real. I think it always. It always seems real. No, this one feels different. What's going on? This one feels different.

This one feels different. Pick them. Pick them to start college football. They'll be right back. Yeah. What's happening? Rico's got his feelings hurt by Dave. Dave said be here.

He wasn't here. So Dave's bringing in Jeff Nadeau, the super talented guy from Philly, next week. All right, there he is. We've had a great show. Great show. Yeah. We just watched a great slideshow of Cuomo.

Touching people. Oh, yeah. He put out a slideshow of himself. You would love this. He put out a slideshow of himself. Touching people. Defending all the people that he touched. Defending his sexual harassment.

He's a toucher. He touches their face. He kisses poor people, black people, LGBT. He says Chowbella when he finger bangs. Is he under fire again? Chowbella. Oh, yeah. Oh, today.

Oh. I didn't know that. So the Biden. Biden's Chalbella. Oh, yeah. Oh, today. Oh. For touching. I didn't know that. So the Biden, Biden's a big toucher. He's a sniffer. Biden's a sniffer. Hair sniffing should be allowed.

Yeah. Oh, no. What? I think that's like more perverted than groping. No, but you're not touching. You're just sniffing. You think sniffing's

more perverted than touching? The air is free, my friend. They're just all so old. They don't even have like a, they don't even have an idea of what's going on in front of friend. They're just all so old. They don't even have an idea of what's going on in front of them. Sniff them right by the pussy. Cuomo looked like he could have died in 10 minutes. He looked that old.

I am a toucher. Pretty good shit. So he released it. This is from his Twitter. The New York Times published a front page picture of me touching a woman's face at a wedding and then kissing her on the cheek. Here is saliva. That is not front page news.

I've been making the same gesture in public all my life. I actually learned it from my mother. So here's his mom touching. Oh. And from my life. I actually learned it from my mother. So here's his mom touching. And from my father. And then his dad barely grazing. His dad was not a toucher. That was a learned behavior.

The only time his father ever touched. You haven't got to collage him. His dad said no homo. Just like a fingernail graze. It's a little much for me. Oh, he did the of me using the exact same gesture. I do it with everyone. Black and white. Oh, I have a black friend that I touch.

Oh, he has a gay friend. And old. Young and old. Straight and LGBT. That guy's not even gay. He's just like, what the fuck? Also,

the most recent gay man he touched was like in 1962. Like 12 years before that guy came out. After the event. Dude, he probably was jerking off to this collage. How do they like, whoever made this. I haven't touched a recent gay.

Whoever made that, they had to be like, have you ever touched a gay person before? Try and think back. Wait a minute. Can we clip that and when it's gay, minute. Wait a minute. Can we clip that and when it's gay can it be like him can we Photoshop him touching Kyle?

And just repost it. Yeah, might as well. I feel like you could do that yourself and you will do that. I will. I just love the fact that he's like black people.

I've touched them. Yeah, I've touched them. We should rip the whole 14 minute video posted on the Yak YouTube and just title it Try Not To Come Challenge. Wow, what a weirdo.

How was your... You know he like searched for other races. Yeah. Like scoured his... They had to do it in any photo gallery. He's like,

so just black? No white? Somalian. Taiwanese. Philippines. He said people of power. Philippines. He said, you didn't care But he says people of power

And then he just says nothing after that And who was that It was Bill Clinton It was Jeffrey Epstein It was Pedophiles These hands don't discriminate I've touched successful people

I've seen poor people Pedophiles Bill Clinton Murderers Hillary Clinton Yeah Touched them all I've touched straight

I'd even touch gay if I had to In a life or death scenario Dogs Never cats I have but there is no picture of me touched I swear I have touched Touched them all Think of it I have touched them all.

Think of it. I've touched it. So the pod went well? Yeah. Everything come out all right? Everything settled down? Eh. Dave?

Does this one feel different? No. No. It feels exactly the same. All the same. Yep. Always. All the same. All right. That's good. Yeah. Isn't that everything in life, though? Just doing the same. It's a dog's day. Yep. Always. All the same. All right.

That's good. Yeah. Isn't that everything in life, though? We're just doing the same shit. Sometimes things are different. Another day. No. I'd argue most of the time.

Disagree. Never changes for one moment. Never. Ever. Never. Never ever? Ever. All right.

I'm sorry. Who do you think in here has touched the most races? Not. Well, Stephen is masturbating. I'm going to at least two. Who do you think in here has touched the most races? Not Seth. Well, Steven is masturbated, so he's got... He touched himself. I'm at two. Well, there's only four, four and a half. Races?

What? What's the half? Well, sometimes specific Islanders grouped with Asians. Sometimes it's not. Did you say specific Islanders? Specific Islanders. Yeah, like from like Guam or American Samoa. Gotcha.

Who here has touched three races? Yes. I don't understand what we're asking here. This is pretty basic. Keep your hand raised if you've touched four races. I think. I don've touched four races. I think. I don't. I mean, you're young.

Five races. Lower your hand if you don't even notice the difference. We could do that on a Friday. Just get every race and just touch them all. Just touch. We'll draft who we want to touch. Yeah, I'm going to preemptively work on that apology video for myself. Oh, man.

What a weirdo. Yeah. He sure knows how to run a city, though. Oh, yeah. That's the governor. It's the governor. He does what he can. He keeps things in order.

Things have been going pretty well around here. See, my problem with him is that they raised the price of the city bikes. Did they? Oh, yeah. How much? They don't go by half an hour anymore. They go by every minute. What?

You're thinking of de Blasio. Yeah, that's de Blasio. De Blasio is a sick son of a bitch. Yeah, he is. He's touched, too. Oh, yeah. Not as many races, of course. Did we get any further on this East River jaunt?

Donnie, so I went out for a walk around 5 o'clock last night. There are a lot of boats. Yeah, there's two. Are there? A lot of boats going very fast. Yeah, they do go fast. Even the slow ones would still kill you. So give us the odds of Donnie dying.

You would want a fast one. It's a 50% chance. Okay. Without a safe boat. Someone said that people don't never, they never swim across the East River, but a lot of people swim around the entire island of Maine. So you swim close to the land. You can stay close. No one ever swims, okay.

You can swim where boats can't go, right? You can swim real close to the... What are the odds this even happens? I would like it to happen. I would too. I think. I would, too. I think that we have to maybe challenge Donnie's manhood. Yeah. I think Donnie's all in, though, right?

He is. He said he's got the whole ferry path and everything like that. So, yeah, let's do it. We just need a safety kayak. I'm not getting in a kayak, by the way. We need the jet skis. We have boat owners. We do have boat owners.

We have boat owners? Yeah. All right, so let's get in a boat. What? We want jet skis. We have boat owners. We do have boat owners. We have boat owners? Yeah. All right, so let's get in a boat. What? We want jet skis, and we want to pull up in Tux. I think jet skis are. We want to be on a jet ski. We want to be on Tux.

Jet skis are so far away, though. They rented way, way down. Somebody can go get them. We want to be in Tuxes riding jet skis, pulling up to the show. We're going to be live streaming. A couple of us are semi-famous. What was the harder thing to plan?

This. It's this. So wait, we have boat owners? Some boat owners DM'd us. We haven't responded. The ones in Lake Michigan? No, no, no. We have one that works. Che, are we allowed to say how the tickets are going?

I don't want to say the official thing yet, but we're going to have something special early next week that you will have to... Isn't that a little close? We're cutting a little close there. No? That's confirmed. 70 people.

70 people. That's going to be awesome when 15 people show up. Yeah, if we don't sell out. This guy said he's a ferry captain in the East River. Donnie for sure can swim across. He'd have to time it for slack ride. For slack. Ride the current.

He didn't use any punctuation. The currents are very strong. He's a boat captain. Logistically, I'm pretty sure it's illegal and pretty dangerous. I don't know how you bypass that, but in theory, your best bet is just north of the Brooklyn Bridge. There's beach on either side instead of bulkhead. So he said he can for sure swim it, and then gave you a lot of reasons. There is a beach.

So is there a lifeguard at the beach, though? No. Okay, good. But there's a beach. Those people are hounds. Yeah, that's true. Imagine if the lifeguard sent them back. No, they would, 100 a beach. Those people are hounds. Yeah. That's true. Imagine if the lifeguards sent them back.

No they would. 100%. He would get all the way across and be like no you have to go back. Just wouldn't let him out of the water. I think that's not a lifeguard.

Oh no no. They wouldn't let him. There would be a point. They'd probably come out on their little kayak and tell him to go back. I think he's going to do it. I don't think you know

what a lifeguard is. No they do that. He's talking about you can't swim past this area. No, they do that. He's talking about Lake Michigan and lifeguards. You can't swim past this area. That's like everywhere. Yeah. But there is no lifeguards, so we're all right.

Were you in Lake Michigan this weekend? No. Damn. Are you guys going to be in Lake Michigan soon? Yeah. Tomorrow. Be careful of the lifeguards. When do you leave?

Thursday. Are you here Thursday or no? I'm here on Wednesday. So it's going to Michigan soon? Yeah. Tomorrow. Be careful of the lifeguards. When do you leave? Thursday. Are you here Thursday or no? I'm here on Wednesday. So it's going to be us. Bachelor party Thursday and Friday. I'm very nervous about this bachelor party. I'm way too old. You three?

Yeah, you've been very hopeful about it. Would you rather just do two days in jail or do this year? No, that was one of my favorite shows. Yeah, they rocked this shit, dude. Let's do rock. Well, we won't do Friday. No, you got Tank Thursday. You got Tank Thursday. You have Tank Thursday.

Tank Thursday's not going to work. And he's got a lot to talk about. He's got a lot to talk about. A lot to talk about. I'm going to be out on Thursday. Brandon! What? Did you prank him? You capped him? That's mine right here. This isn't yours? No. Yes, it is. Yeah, this isn't yours.

You have multiple at all times. That one has no cap either. What is wrong with you? Here's the cap right here. I picked it up because I thought it was full, and I spilled all over the place. It didn't spill all over. It was all the way full. I spilled all over the place.

Look at that. Oh, my. Fucking cap. I love it. I love spills. All over the notebook. Can we zoom in on Sass's penis? Brandon.

Can you see my penis? Yes. I got an interview. I just got here, but I have an interview as well. I'm a busy man. I have a lot of busy things. Big Cat, why don't you go retweet our podcast? Retweet the pod, Big Cat.

Why don't you retweet the pod? I think that would have worked if it had made it. Had good rotation. KB, you're sitting cool. You're all fat. Whatever. That's what you look like. Oh, man. Whatever. That's what you look like. Look at that.

That's what you look like. I know. And there's nothing you can do to change that. That's what you look like. There's nothing you can do to change that. That's you. That is you. I know.

You have one life. And look at the screen. Look at the screen. That's it. Soak it in. You cool with that? I look at the screen. Look at the screen. That's it. Soak it in. You cool with that? I'm cool with it.

No. How far do you live from the vessel now? Far enough now. It's closed down again. Just like, yeah. They're like, this building sucks so bad. If it gets destructed, that'll be... I thought they took that thing down. Or I thought they shut it down.

Yeah, they shut it down because people were just jumping off. How did they come to the decision to open it back up? Because occasionally they'll open it back up and it'll just happen again. I thought they were making the ledge taller, but I guess they didn't. Kyle's just standing underneath it being like, jump, do it, please. We want to get this shit shut down.

Yeah. Yeah. Big Cat's facing another suspension after that quip. Fuck. I can hear the emails now. Yeah. Soaring in like a flash flood at a two-year-old. That hypothetical girl. It's a damn shame about her.

At least she has someone advocating on her behalf. On her behalf. Behalf. I think that would be how you would pronounce it. At least she has someone. Yeah. If you were the type to do that. If you were the type to write in to Erica and Dave, you'd definitely say behalf.

Was she ripped? What do you think that person thought was going to happen? They were like, I'm going to email this person. KB was going to get fired. Yeah. Yeah. And you were right. No, I wasn't.

No, it was me. It was KB. How close did he come to getting fired? They were so upset about that. They were like, I'm going to open up my email right now. Email Erica and Dave. On this poor little girl's podcast. Email Erica doesn't work.

No. Brandon's emailed her many times. Doesn't work. About what? She doesn't answer them. Oh. Oh. Or open them.

Keeps asking her out on a date. Yeah. Jeez. Email. Okay, Cuomo Walker. Oh! Fuck! All right. Sweet. email okay Cuomo Walker oh fuck all right sweet Nick and KB you're gone tomorrow yeah all right love you guys thank you be careful yep and we'll see I'll be here tomorrow sass Brandon and Owen yep Steve too you