The Yak - The Yak LA Lottery

Episode Date: February 5, 2022

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Clap it up. Clap it up. Let's clap it up. Tommy. Tommy. Tommy. Tommy. Tommy.

A guy. Sharp-dressed man. An X in the chat for Tommy. Sal-dressed man. Thank you. Good. Yeah. An X in the chat for Tommy. X in the chat for Tommy. Go, Tommy. Catch you in a minute. All right.

We're here. Welcome. We got a lot to get to. A lot. How's everyone feeling? Feeling good. No, I'm nervous. Unbelievable.

AB's just not here? No, he's coming. AB's lame, bro. He's bad lame. He's got a big address. We had a long day yesterday. Oh, yeah? Pipe exploded.

What? What? Pipe exploded in his house. It was flooded. Can you see his Instagram story? Oh, yeah. Did you see? He sent us a picture of his flooded apartment, and the security guard was there.

What? He was the one wiping it up. Wait, our security guard? Yes. That's who was wiping it? To have the party. I think Kyle just had him crash there. Oh.

Going back to Staten Island. Shut the fuck up. Perfect. Shut the fuck up. And then Owen called it out. He was like, yo, is that name? And Kyle just said, chill, with a bunch of L's. That's crazy.

That's so perfect. Seeing the inside of his apartment was crazy because, oh, there's Mincy. Let's go. Oh, Mincy, get over here. Mincy. That's fine, but we got to of his apartment was crazy because, oh, there's Mincy. Let's go. Oh, Mincy, get over here. Mincy. That's fine, but we got to start with Wet Wheel, too. I know, I know.

Mincy. He just, like, shook his body like he just. Oh, grab Mincy. I think he's on the ground. He's fired up. Here we go. Here we go. Let's get.

I have a new wheel that I wanted to debut today. Brand new wheel. Maybe his apartment's designed around his Peloton. It's like the feng shui is like instead of a TV, it all faces the Peloton. He lost his giant beanbag chair in the flood. No. Does he get insurance? He doesn't have flood insurance?

Steven, what can he do? Have you recourse as our preeminent flood guy? Did he buy a house in the flood zone? His mic's not on. His mic's just not on. He's wearing that many masks right now. I can't hear a word he's saying An apartment's not going to have flood insurance So you're kind of screwed But the management company will take care of it

Yeah Okay Better Mincy We got a new wheel Yeah, I'm going to have you do it twice I'm going to have you do it right now I'm going to have you come back at 1 o'clock

Okay Alright, can we debut the new wheel? I'm coming up for this. Here we go. Mincy, welcome. Slow banana, fast banana. As easy as could be. Which one are you going to do?

We have our bananas. Where's our bananas, Tommy? Right up there. Okay. Don't be crazy. I want to see the slow banana. Yeah, I know. All right.

Are we ready to spin it? I've never really done this. I haven't done the slow banana. Well, here we go. Slow banana, fast banana. Well, here we go. Slow banana, fast banana. Oh! Fast banana.

All right, give it a mince. Wait a minute. I don't mean my comfortable. Slow banana. Is that how we eliminate it? No, I think it was one or one. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's slow. Do it right there.

Yeah, do it right there. Do we have a good shot on him? Do we have a good shot on him? Maybe go in front of the ping pong ball machine. Yep, there we go. Right there. Yeah, do it right there. Do we have a good shot on him? Maybe go in front of the ping pong ball machine. Yep, there we go. Stop. Turn around. Turn around.

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Should we take time? Should we guess times? Yeah, let's guess times. Let's guess times. It's not like pinching the crop. It's like you've been a month. Okay. Oh!

Oh, yeah. One of the twin bowers. TB's punishment for being late is he has to do a fast banana with Mincy. Fast banana. Here we go. Yeah, we did a wheel. Thank you, Tommy. Slow banana, fast banana. Tommy on top of it. to do a fast banana with Mincy. Fast banana. Here we go. Yeah, we did a wheel. Slow banana, fast banana. Tommy on top of it.

All right, stand next to Mincy. And I want to put the peels in the hallway. I want to see both of you. I want to hear somebody. Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop. All right. I'm guessing an 8.5 for Mincy. 8.5 seconds.

Kyle, I'm going. This might be record breaking. Oh, Kyle's peeling first, so you can peel. Yeah, you can peel. I think that's fair. I'll say 3-2-1. For your guesses, say two decimals because it's going to be short. I'm going to guess 9.36.

If Mincy's going full peel, I'm going 4-17. 4-20. Mincy's going 6.12. Okay. I'll go 1.4. It's not going to down like a spaghetti. 30 seconds. All right.

I'm going to go. I'm going to go. When I say 3, 2, 1, go, go on go. Okay? I think KB at 9.17. Here we go. What was your guess? 9.36.

3, 2, 1, go. KB. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! KV's still going. Alright, thank you, Mincy.

Put the peels out in the hallway. Yeah, put them right in the middle of the hallway. Mincy, we'll see you at 1 o'clock for another edition of Slow Banana, Fast Banana. Roan wins. Fucking go away. Alright, so Roan, you get to do wet wheel first. So how are we going to do wet wheel today

before we even get to the ping pong ball? First we have to do a show wide wet wheel, right? Right. But I think today is a wet wheel. No, I think everyone has to do wet wheel. Everyone has to spin the wet wheel. Everybody spins the 1 in 20 wet wheel? Yes.

Okay. If any of us get it. Okay, so you don't want to do with our names on it and eliminate. You don't want to do that? If any of us get it, we should all have to play wet wheel. Okay, that's fair. If one person gets it, then everybody gets wet except for one person.

Yes. So we're playing, so we're going to spin it? Nah. Yeah. You were a white bird. It's 1 in 20 times seven, so. If one person lands on a wheel, everyone else has to play wet wheel. Except for one person.

Then what's the point of us all doing a wet wheel? What do you mean? I get it. Because it most likely won't be. 13 out of 20, it won't be a wet wheel. But in the one chance that it does land on a wet wheel, then everybody has to play wet wheel. We're brothers. We're brothers in arms. And Tommy, are you doing wet wheel? Tommy? Yeah, he's doing wet wheel, then everybody has to play wet wheel. We're brothers. We're brothers in arms.

Tommy, are you doing wet wheel? Tommy? Yeah, he's doing wet wheel. Tommy's ride or die. We might have hypothermia. Brandon doesn't let his kids get wet until they turn 15. First shower. Yeah, I'll go first. All right.

Wet wheel. I really don't want to... Oh, it's not even 14. Each one has its own chance. Yeah. It's safe. It's actually the odds are we're not going to hit it. Yeah.

So be it. Okay. Good luck, KB. PB. It doesn't really matter who's going. Yeah, I guess so. Although, actually, no, if you get it, you automatically have to get wet. You automatically have to get wet.

I thought you're the one that stays dry. No. I don't know. That's after we play the wet wheel. Yeah, the wet wheel is played after. If this hits, you get wet right away. Get wet right away. Now it's me.

Now it's me. I got a bad feeling about this. I got a bad feeling about this. Oh! God, I don't want to get wet. I owe two, by the way, because I missed Wednesday's show. Oh, that was your Wednesday spin. So here's my Wednesday spin is right now.

So if I hit this one, I'm the only one who has to get wet. Yes, exactly. I'm not a statistician, but I feel like it's a good chance that somebody will get it. You're not a statistician, correct. That's not how you say the word. Every single time is one in 20. That's not how you say it. It's not reset. one in 20. Seven out of 20. That's not how you say it. It's not reset.

Every time it's a 5% chance. Statistician? Statistician. What? All right, so this is my Wednesday roll. If I get this Wednesday roll, I will get wet. No one else has to get wet. Then you roll again, and then it's back for regular rules.

Regular rules. This would really suck. Like the stream, the more likes, the higher chance they get wet. Oh, yeah, like it. Oh, yeah, the more likes, the higher chance they get what? Oh, yeah. 10,000 viewers. Oh, yeah. How many likes do we usually get? I think every 1,000 likes we get on this show today, we'll

re-spin the wheel. Okay. This would really suck if I was the only one who... Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What a rush. All right, so this is for the whole God. Oh, my God. What a rush. All right, so this is for the whole show.

Tommy. Let's give Tommy a spin. You ever seen Papa Bear soaking wet? All right, this is for the whole show. Right. Brandon? No, this is him. That was my Wednesday roll.

Wednesday roll. Back for the whole show. I was so – I said to you guys on the group chat The FOMO of missing a potential wet day Was like crippling I didn't even look I was like please just tell me they're not wet If more offices implemented a wet wheel

Nobody would take days off No one Best way to reinvigorate the workforce Is to let the boys get wet. This is for the show. Oh. We're good. We're good.

We're good. Okay. Brandon. All right. So I'm up. All right. All right. Three more.

Four more. Four more? Oh, Tommy. What about wet booth? Wet booth. Wet booth I feel should be separate. One for all of them. By the way, I'm going to throw this out there right now.

Every 1,000 that we get likes on this video will also take away a dry. Oh, shit. Oh, dear. I want likes. I want likes. This is to get people to like this. That's fair. We have 10,000 people watching right now.

If everyone likes it. We're at 2,100 likes. Literally, if, oh, so we already owe two. But if everyone starts to like it, the chances of us doing a wet wheel are heavily increased. What's up, Tommy? Every video you guys make. Wait, talk in the mic. Talk in the mic.

Every video you guys make gets over 90,000 views. So, every 1,000 views, So, every thousand views, I mean, every thousand likes that this video gets, you'll take away a draw, right? Yes. Most of your videos get over 90,000 likes. But not likes. You're right on part of it, Tommy. You're absolutely right. It's gonna get

wet in here, possibly. There's a big potential wet. So, Nick? Yeah, Nick. Wet wheel. You okay? Yeah, Nick. Wet wheel. You okay? Oh, no. Oh, fuck. I'm in my driest clothes. That's easy.

Okay, okay, okay. All right, now Owen's the last one of this round, so then we'll start doing the likes. The wheel hates Owen. We're basically guaranteeing the audience if they do one simple thing, we will get wet. Does Tommy get a spin or no? He gets a spin. Yeah?

All right, Tommy, here's your spin. If you, listen, you don't know what this means. If it lands on wet, you have to go into the shower in your clothes and get wet. Yeah. You don't have to do it. Tommy doesn't have to do it. No, I'll do it. Okay. All right, so Tommy's...

Okay. All right, so now to reset. We've all done it for the show. We have 2,000 likes right now. We're taking away 2,000. We have 2,000 likes right now We're taking away 2,000 We have 4,300 likes Oh my god So let's space it out a little Let's take away a dry right now

We owe a spin and then we'll catch up In like 5 minutes we'll do another spin We're taking away another dry This is for the whole show So essentially if we get 20,000 likes, we're gonna do it. We're getting wet. One dry. And if it's me getting wet, everyone's getting wet with me some way.

What do you mean? Is that a threat? It's terroristic. You put on those glasses, I'll get wet. Uh-huh. From the inside. It's curtains. They dropped us. Alright, here's our first show for the likes. Nick changed glasses too. One era. 18 dries, one wet. 18 dries, one wet.

Golden. Do you guys want to just fucking bang out these next three spins right now? Yeah, let's do it. Oh man, I don't know. The sooner we get wet, the longer we have to do it. Let's do one more.'t know. I don't know. Really? The sooner we get wet, the longer we have to do. Let's do one more.

It's also going to be a long show. One more. One more. Every, like, 20 minutes, we'll catch up. So this is to get us

to 2,000 likes. Oh, man. You boys think you're unbreakable. You're tempting fate thinking that you're not human. It'd be crazy to get wet

this early in the show. I know. I know. I'm trying to be soaked for three hours. All right, here we go. One, what, 17? All right.

Oh. All right, so we just did our 2,000 likes, so keep track of it, TJ. We'll 1230. We're already at 5,000. TJ, bang him out, bang him out. No, 1230 we'll do. Let's chat one of these.

TJ, bang him out. Of course they want us to bang him out. Bang him out. Bang him out. Bang him out? I can't. I'm not going to be able to think about it. I'm not going to be able to enjoy myself knowing there's a potential. Let's wait until 12.30.

We're going to be thinking about it. 12.30 we'll catch up in 13 minutes. It's like when you have an interview and in 30 minutes you just... Yeah, I'd rather just get it over with. I'm going to bang him out. I don't want to think about it. It's going to weigh on my mind. All right, bang him out.

Nothing's going to change. Bro, close your eyes. We're banging him out. It's for 3,000 likes. Remember, you're only mortal, boys. Remember that we are. Jesus Christ. 16 dry, one wet.

Oh, no. See? All right, so that is close. 4,000 likes. All right, do one more. We're banging him out. We're banging him out. No, we have to do 5,000

We're at 5,000 likes right now I need the boys to slow down Oh shit We're going to get to 5,000 Because we're about to hit 6,000 Alright This is for 4 This is for 4,000 likes

Oh no Alright this is for 5,000 likes And then we're going to take a break Look how big it's getting I know this is bad Oh, no. All right. This is for 5,000 likes, and then we're going to take a break. Look how big it's getting. I know. This is bad. All right.

This is for 5,000 likes. I don't like this. The wets are getting. Oh, dear. Oh, no. Oh, my. Oh! All right. Oh, no. Oh, my. Oh! All right. Oh, damn.

Wet wheel. I'm sorry. That's for ourselves. No, dude. So does that mean we now do the wet wheel? Yes. We have to start with the wet wheel. We have to start with the wet wheel.

Everybody forgot that we're human. Wet wheel. Everybody forgot that we're human. Wet wheel. We forgot that we're human. All right, hold on. Before we turn it down. That sucks, too, because now we can't hang likes over everyone. Okay. Still want more likes.

Yeah, we still need more likes. Please just be good and just like more. Yeah. Like it more. All right. It's pounding right now. Before we do the wet wheel we have to figure out lunch oh yeah we got lunch wheel to do yeah lunch wheel we have a wet lunch wheel yeah

we do so here's how the lunch wheel is going to do i'm going to order lunch for everyone there's six options there's chick-fil-a okay there's wet chick-fil-a there's pizza there's wet pizza there's burgers there's wet burgers yum what burgersA. There's pizza. There's wet pizza. There's burgers. There's wet burgers. Yum. What burgers are we talking? So the wet ones will be like if we get wet pizza, I'm literally going to order like five pizzas, and we will put the pizzas underneath the shower. All on top of one another so it trickles through or spread them out?

Like this. Yeah. Oh, we dip them. We give them a little dip. And then we will eat. So this one will be just last one standing. Yeah. All right. Let's fucking pray that we actually get some. I want we dip them. We give them a little dip. And then we will eat. So this one will be just last one standing. Yeah. All right.

Let's fucking pray that we actually get some. I want a dry lunch. I don't know. I would rather a wet lunch than a wet body. We swap out? I know, but I'm saying. I would swap out for wet food. No.

We can't disobey the will. So we're eliminating here? We're eliminating. Well, there's seven of us and there's six spots. No, this is for everyone. I'm ordering lunch for everyone. Oh, I see. I see. I see. I see. This is all of our lunch eliminating. Well, there's seven of us and there's six spots. No, no, this is for everyone. I'm ordering lunch for everyone. Oh, I see, I see, I see. This is all of our lunches.

Yeah, this is all of our lunches. So we're all doing it together. This is eliminated. We all eat. We're brothers. Brothers. And the wheel is just. Tommy and Brandon are brothers.

Yep. Tommy, you got good bend in your knees though, brother. It does. I don't really have the elasticity. What have you been doing, knees over toes? What's your workout regimen? Push-ups. Give us some.

Give us some. Give us a couple push-ups. Here we go. Yes, sir. Sir. Wow. Yes, sir. Tommy.

Tommy. Tommy. Tommy. You can do more push-ups. Tommy. Tommy. Tommy. Tommy, Tommy. You can do more push-ups. Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy. Training's been paying off. Brandon got legitimately angry by that. All right, that's enough.

That's enough. All right, boy. That's enough exercise. Stop showing up your daddy. What did I tell you about showing up your daddy? One of his friends, his work friends. All right, here we go. This is for lunch.

Elimination, so last thing standing, I will order for everyone. Wet lunch. Oh, God. Why? I'm just thinking about Chick-fil-A, wet Chick-fil-A. Wet Chick-fil-A would stink. Oh. All right, we eliminated both.

Oh, all right. Let's go, boys. All right, I'm going to enjoy this lunch. I want holes. Come on. All right. Let's go, boys. All right. I'm going to enjoy this lunch. I want wet burgers, though. Wet burgers. Pizza would be objectively hilarious. All right.

Here we go. Good word, Tommy. Let's just get a green, a fully green wheel. Come on. Come on. Come on. Oh, no. All right.

Pizza has been taken out. Pizza. This is just. Why do we do this to ourselves? For the people. All right. This has been taken out. This is just. Why do we do this to ourselves? For the people. All right. So back where we started. Not a big deal.

Also, it was different. Like, this was going to be the worst punishment until we actually got the wet wheel. Also, I will wetten the meal. Yes, you're going to be the wetner. Because you guys are going to skimp on the wetness. You think I'm going to skimp on the wetness? I guess you guys give it a light spread. I got every bit as wet as you did last time.

Well, not every bit. No. Close, close. I was second wettest. I transcended moist. I don't know about all that. You were not second wettest. I was second wettest.

Second wettest? No. I might have been second driest. No, I got peed. Uh-uh. Oh, no. So it's either Chick-fil-A or wet. This is genuine.

Big Cat, when you call the restaurant, ask them if they can already make them wet. Make it pre-made wet. No, but it'll come dry. You know how long they take. Yeah. Well, we got odds on our side for this one. I can't believe we're not going to start the pig bog draft until like 2 o'clock. All right.

All right. Chick-fil-A. Come on, Chick-fil-A. Come on. Come on. This is huge. Chick-fil-A or wet burgers. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. Chick-fil-A. Come on, Chick-fil-A. Come on. Come on. This is huge. Chick-fil-A or wet burgers. Wet burgers.

Oh, come on. This is win-win. This is honestly win-win. Hold on. Hold on. Let us pause for a second. Wet burgers is better than wet chicken. Wet burger.

Wet burgers is win-win. Oh, my God. What kind of burgers are we talking to? Are we talking like a Shake Shack or just like our local burger joint? I need dry food. You guys know me. Everyone retweet the stream. 12,000.

Tommy, you'll get Chick-fil-A dry. By the way, for Steven, for Super Bowl week, which just as a reminder for everyone, this is what we're doing. We're doing the ping pong draft. Super Bowl week, we will be live every day for two hours, and it will be on 4 four to six pacific time so seven to nine eastern time so it's it's yak it's back to the evening yak back in the prime time yak in the prime time we have a shitload of stuff planned um steven what i was gonna say is

when we do the yak next week i want everyone to give their uh twitter because i want you tweeting clips constantly from everyone's Twitter. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We need to because that way we're not on our phones, but we're also just constantly promoting. Yes. Okay. Yep.

And then you have carte blanche to DM whoever, too. Maybe we'll do a wheel for Steven gets to tweet. DM someone in your phone? Yeah, or tweet from your account. Yes. Anything he wants. But Steven would just be like, go Bucs. Go Bucs.

Ali Marpet is a Hall of Famer. Tommy just left. He's out. That's fine. He's good. All right. Let the boy roam. See what we're having for lunch.

God damn it. Hopefully we have dry lunch because we're having wet bodies. Shut the door. But I think a dry lunch with a wet body might be worse. No. Are you thinking just wet everything? I think wet everything. If everything's wet, you don't realize you want to go full wet. No, we you thinking just wet everything? I think wet everything. If everything's wet, you don't realize you're wet.

We need the dry bones to soak it up. Come on. Your insides to be dry. So what it lands on is eliminated. This is a true spin. This is a true spin. So we want it to land on wet burgers. No. Yes. Yes. Good point.

Wet burger. Wet burger. Wet burger. Wet burger. Give me that. We're getting dry lunch, boys. Fuck yes. Hey, why don't you just fucking get wet burgers? You should call Chick-fil-A to make sure that it's dry. Yeah, just be like, hey, just a heads up.

We really need this dry. Get an order of wet. Please. Just put in be like, hey, just a heads up, we really need this dry. We didn't order it wet. Please. All right, you guys- Just put in the instructions, not wet. Should we do a wheel where one person has to get wet

or what? One person has a wet lunch. Do the ads while I order a lunch. No, I think, so I think we got the wet wheel, so now we have to go to the wet wheel, right? And this one person's

going to stay dry. Correct. Correct. And everyone's involved. Zah. One person stays dry? That's the nature of the wet wheel. It's a classic wet wheel.

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Who's in right now? Tommy doesn't have to be in. Tommy doesn't have to be in. And what's the booth situation? Is everybody in the booth in it? Is one of them going to be a dry king? Maybe a wild mince? Let's see how many likes we have.

How about just a banana is one of them too. 7.2k. I think we've got to get to 8k for everyone in the booth to be in. We've got to incentivize. They were in last time. We need incentivizing. We're trying to dangle carrots.

8k we get a mincey in. No're trying to daggle carrots. You're right. You're right. You're right. A.K. We get a mincey in. No, 10K we get a mincey in. Yeah. A.K.

With a banana. Booth, 10K mincey. Fast banana, a wet fast banana on a spy cam. Yes. 10K mincey. Can we combine everything? 10K mincey's next banana spin is wet banana, wet fast banana, fast banana, slow banana, wet slow banana. Maybe one slot is a juice is wild where you have to get wet via juice.

Oh. That's diabolical. That's banana-less. Juice is wild. Somebody being juice wet? Juice wet is a whole different piece. That's so much worse. One person has to get juice wet.

Okay, we'll do one juice wet would be the worst possibility. Juice wet is infinitely worse. Yeah. Juice wet might be the worst sensation. That's like getting covered in maple syrup. That would be better. You can't get wet off syrup. That's not wet.

Honey wet. You're going to dry and then you're sticky. You get beer baths with a protein shake. I'll juice wet. I'll sign up for juice wet. All right, let's add one juices wild. Juices wild. Half of one if that's a thing.

Which? What are we adding it to? Do I add that to it? Add that to slow banana fast banana. Slow banana fast banana and one of them is Juices Wild. But it's wet and it's on a spy cam, correct? That's correct. How else would we be able to show the wet banana?

Yeah, we'll do it on spy cam. We need to add, so is it? Hey, what is this? If we get, I think it's 12K likes. Let's get 12K likes for Mincy's wheel. Ideally, we should have more likes than viewers. Yes. So when we hit that, we'll want people to watch it.

Aiming high, TJ. But we need to get the options for that. So it's wet banana, dry banana, fast banana, slow banana, or wet fast banana, wet slow banana Or wet fast banana Wet slow banana What the fuck is slow banana That's a slow banana What is that He gets to eat it as slow as he wants

Oh wet slow banana And he's just in the shower We're late to the start of the show That was the option Slow banana is what you came up with Slow and fast When I'm not here You come up with slow banana

You came up with wet Juice is wild That's perfect Juice is wild And I came up with wet Wet Juice is wild. That's perfect. Juice is wild is brilliant. You not came up with wet. Are you telling me you don't want to watch Mincy eat a banana very, very slowly? Slow as possible in the shower.

Yeah, I do want to watch that. Let's do reverse banana where he drops the actual fruit on the ground. He eats the peel. Or he has to shit out the banana. He has to reverse banana. Let's put the banana up his ass and puke it out. A full reverse banana. But we're not doing that until a little bit from now, until we hit the 12K.

First we have to just do a conventional wet wheel. So we got wet wheel, then we got the mince wheel. And then we have to pick the order that we're drafting for everything for the Super Bowl. And we do have to squeeze in a dry lunch. You got to squeeze in the dry lunch at some point, and then we will. Let's tease the balls a little bit. How would you? Oh, yeah, dude, tease the balls.

Yeah, let's give maybe, like, what's going on with the balls. There's 50 options. They all have different challenges, dares, or things we have to do whilst in L.A. We have changed some things that the balls mean as well. When did you do that? Me and Big Cat added two chaos wheels today. Chaos wheels?

Chaos wheels. Chaos wheels. We had a meeting. So the chaos wheel. Chaos wheel or chaos ball? Oh, it's a chaos wheel. It's a chaos ball that turns into a chaos wheel. I didn't know the wheel was involved with the balls.

Oh, yeah. It is now. So the wheel's coming to L.A. Oh, yeah. The wheel is on this. He's coming to L.A. and the wheel's coming with him. But the chaos wheel is if you get the chaos ball, everyone's last pick goes into the wheel, and then we spin the wheel. Oh, my God. Yeah.

So it's essentially like if you get an awesome, if you get one of the good ones, like eat an ice cream cone every day, you might lose it because it goes into the wheel and you re-spin. It's the nature of the chaos wheel, really. We should add the wheel to the logo of the show. Yeah. Because it is a member of the show now. It should be the ninth cast member is the wheel. We got to splurge and get a physical wheel. I think the wheel literally got me into the Super Bowl trip, so.

Yeah, it did. By the way, the- Oh, yeah, TJ's got the Super Bowl. Oh, yeah, TJ's got the Super Bowl. Oh, yeah. He has five balls, too. Thank you, everybody. Oh, there's, TJ's got a Super Bowl. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Balls, too. Thank you, everybody. Oh, there's two TJ balls.

Yeah, there are two TJ balls. So TJ doesn't get to choose balls. The two TJ balls are if you end up with a TJ ball, you can give him your worst ball. I got to be real with you. Forgot to add those. Let's just add two numbers. If you have a number over 50. There are four mystery balls. We can make those TJ balls. What is the ball? Oh, those should say mystery. Just add two numbers. If you have a number over 50. There are four mystery balls.

We can make those TJ balls. What is the ball? Those should say mystery. Just add two over 50. There's a ball that if the first person who picks first gets it, they don't have to do anything. That's right. That's the golden ball.

The golden ball. The golden ball in there? Yes. It's their first pick. It's the first person's first pick. Correct. No, no. It's everyone's first pick can be the golden ball. I thought it was only the first pick. It's person's first pick. Correct. No, no, no. It's everyone's first pick can be the golden ball.

Oh, I thought it was only the first pick. No, it's only your first pick. Like the nature of things, if there's a golden ball, we have to add a poison ball. So there is a poison ball in there. Poison ball. The poison ball is another ball. What is a poison ball? Oh, it's to actually take poison.

Yeah, you have to take poison, but then at the end of everything you take the last two balls in there okay uh by the way the um the mystery balls are so we didn't do we write what it just says mystery ball it just says mystery ball so the mystery ball is going to be interesting because the mystery balls are like the options are um show up to one of the shows blackout drunk, take an edible before the show, and then I think one is the first hour you have to be extremely liberal, and the second hour you have to be extremely conservative. Completely 180.

But the mystery ball will be decided after the fact, so the audience won't know. You'll know someone has the mystery ball, but you won't know which option it is. So are we drawing until we're out of balls? No. There's eight of us. How many?

Are we going three? We're going three. But sometimes you could get more than four. No, we're doing four. We're doing four. But you could trade in one that you don't want to pull two. 32 of the 50 balls will get taken. Yes.

Is there only 50 balls in there or all 100 are in there? 52. There's 52 right now. I see 57. I added 57 and 58 because those are the TJ balls. And there could be a couple more that we didn't catch. Got it. Okay.

You guys did do a good job, so I'm going to say there isn't. Thanks. Should we, like, open an envelope or two and, like, tease people or should we save that offer? We teased the balls more than enough. I just wanted to make sure we didn't give the balls to Shaq. The man who wanted to tease them? Tommy's the keeper of the envelopes.

Correct. He will bring you them once your ball is pooled. He's out for a cigarette break. That's a huge honor to be the keeper of the envelopes. He will also hit the ping pong ball machine every time. Do we have any cigs?

We do. We got cigs. Spark one up. We gotta do wet wheel. And the boss is away. We should love a dry cig before we get wet. Dry cig, wet cig wheel. Dry cig, wet cig. Wet wheel? A wet cig? Oh, man. A cig is wet or you're wet

when you smoke it? It's a wet cig. I just don't want a cig anymore. It's dry with a filter or wet without. Yes. You know what it might slap? A juice wet cig. Oh, juice wet cig. Stained in OJ.

I think everyone gets one cig on this show today because I don't want to actually, like, there was people who were complaining last time. Why? Yeah. I guess the whole hallway and office smelled like cigarettes. Oh, people in the office? Yeah, it was very lame of them. What was that, like 10 years ago? That was everywhere. You wanted to go grab a bite. It was cigarettes the airport Proper couldn't just I'm just saying choose your

This is Friday. Nobody is here. That's the ones in the I also got multiple DMS. Call me a bad parent for having Tommy around cigarettes smokes I know I just said that. Maybe when we smoke cigarettes, we'll have Tommy smokes fill in for this Tommy. Yeah, that's why he's Tommy smokes. You're a bad parent. Actually, let's get Tommy.

He's a shitty kid for smoking at his age. He's the one who smokes. Come over and punch him. Come over and punch him. He's talking mess. He's talking a bunch of mess. All right, I'll take one punch. Hold on.

This is how Houdini died. I'll be right back. Get him right in the gut. Right in the gut. Watch him in the chest. Next up, like Houdini. Lower gut. Punch that T in big trouble. Me?

T in big trouble. Yeah, punch that big red ball. Wait, Tommy, don't. Tommy, I think. Tommy, not so. Oh, I heard it. We should have put a mic up to it. That thing thudded.

That was like a hurt. That's what you get for calling him an expert kid. How hard did he hit you? I'm sorry. It was a very good punch, Tommy. Wait a second. It's not a mess. It's Friday.

You're supposed to be in school. He's fine. He's fine. This is school. Skipping school to smoke cigarettes. This is school for you, Tommy. What are you learning these days? Anything good? All subjects?

Come say it into a mic. He's fine. I don't want to get into my schooling. Alright, that's fine. I'm just curious what the boy's learning. What? Where's the other tuxedo shirt? Ow.

Alright. I'm nervous, boys. Tommy, hop on the microphone over here. There's some twisted-ass shit on these balls. He said no. He's a governor. He governs himself. Torsion.

Like a torsion. These balls are so twisted. Tommy, is that a knife? You want a knife? Is it a knife, or is that someone's vape? Do you know how to sharpen a blade? Yes, I also have a box cutter at my house. You got a box cutter at your house, huh?

You could do a lot of damage with that. You could change a country's trajectory. Yeah, you could. What is that that you're throwing around? You got a box cutter at your house, huh? You could do a lot of damage with that. You could change a country's trajectory. Yeah, you could. What is that that you're throwing around? You could get us into a couple wars with a box cutter, brother. A marker? That's a vaper.

Wait, that's a vape. He just has a vape. I guess it's a clean alternative. Tommy does smoke. Oh, it's vape. If I could have it. Oh, geez. He's got it. That was a vape.

He had a vape, Brandon. Brandon's a good parent. Here's the deal. Since Brandon's such a good parent, if you want to smoke a cigarette at any point during the show, Tommy Walker will sit in the lobby and we'll have Tommy smokes fill in for him. And he gets to smoke a cigarette. Tommy, sit next to, yeah, Tommy has to smoke a cigarette too. Tommy, stand next to other Tommy.

Yeah, yeah. Tommy, get up. There's a mic right there, Tom. We got two Tommys. We got both. All right, so let me just take a picture of you guys. Look great. Okay. All right, so that's just take a picture of you guys. Look great. Okay.

All right. So that's our fill-in. Tommy smokes. Okay. Perfect. So, Tommy, you'll just sit at your desk. If Tommy Walker comes and grabs you, you got to come in here while we smoke cigarettes. Do I smoke too?

No. If you want to. If you want to. We just don't want to smoke around Tommy Walker. Yeah, perfect. You can also have some Chick-fil-A, but it will be wet. Yours will be. Okay.

No. Should I go back to my desk? Oh, yeah. Okay. Tommy can't. I didn't realize we had the big, long mic. Hell yeah, we do. All right, so should we do the wet wheel?

Probably should. Where's Owen at? Where's Owen Roeder? Owen Hightail for the hills. Yeah, he left. Dang. Smoke break? We got to do the wet wheel, huh?

Yeah. What's all the donuts for? I brought donuts. Oh, thank you, TJ. TJ, you are an absolute mensch. TJ got the L.A. trip and he's excited. Dave also just lowered my hate ranking from a 10 to a 3. Oh, that you, TJ. TJ, you are an absolute mensch. TJ got the L.A. trip and he's excited. Dave also just lowered my hate ranking from a 10 to a 3. Oh, that's cool.

Wow. Officially? Yeah, I sent him some stuff and he just posted it on Unboxing. Oh, my God. What'd you send him? That's big. Some stuff. Toys.

10 to a 3? How much? Like a kilo? Seven hate spots. That's an enormous jump. 3 isn't even hate. Yeah, I think 3 is below average hate for most of the office. Congrats, TJ.

Thanks, guys. Although, I don't think you needed his approval to succeed. You already had ours. I can't believe we had to do a whole wet wheel before we even fucking do lunch. Wet before lunch? And then we have 50 ping pong balls to draw. So how many likes did we have to get to for the booth to be on the wet wheel? Was it 8,000?

And what are we at? Sure, we're way over it. Are we or did we grind to a halt? Yeah, this could be humbling. Because we stopped sucking off the viewer. We need to suck. 8.7. Oh, shit.

We're going to keep sucking off that viewer. So booth is in. Oh, shit. We're going to keep sucking off that viewer. At 12, it's wet banana, dry banana, fast banana, slow banana with a juice as well. If we hit that while we're spinning the wet wheel, it gets added. Yes. We have juice?

The body armor juices. Yeah, you're right. I got spiders getting towels, not for our bodies, but for the floor. We have a wheel for the floor so no one slips. Not us, but other people. We have a wheel that we spin individually before we go in the shower.

Ten waters, one juice is wild. Add in more juice is wild. I was thinking of a Motts or a Simply. Oh, an applesauce? An apple juice. So maybe like an applesauce in some ways. Should we do the wet wheel? I think the one juice is wild is good.

Should we do the wet wheel or should we do our first ping pong balls? We really don't want to get juice. Let's all get our first ping pong. I think we should just go ahead and do the fucking ping pong. Yeah, let's do a ball. We can space out the balls. Why don't we start the wet wheel? Let's do three wet wheels.

I had to stuff envelopes. KB was creeding today. You gave me ten minutes to write the creed. How long do you think it takes for me to write a creed? I would rather have a perfect creed than a sloppy. You can write the creed now. Where is the creed? The creed doesn't exist.

All right, let's freestyle creed right now. Everybody does popcorn. Hands up. Ready. Hands up. Ready? Hands up. Starting with Sass. No, I don't want to start. No, no.

You guys know the creed. I'll just follow along. The day is the day that our fate is decided. The balls will be- It will either tear us apart or make us united. Balls are wet. And so is our bodies. We'll respect the balls

no matter what they say. Whether we're smoking a pack a day or getting a tattoo. The balls are... We need your help, Rowan. We need your rhyming help, please. This won't be a bust because the wheel is a bust. The wheel cannot fall and nor can the balls.

Tommy's doing push-ups again. Get that cam on. Why are you doing them? He's doing them in private. Prison rules. Okay, because he can can We do push-ups We do push-ups Oh, shit

That's how it goes We'll eat our bananas Ooh, my boy, my baby boy Better drive fast or slow Okay, there's the creep There it was Should we repeat it? Let's repeat it

From the top Alright, Tommy I Should we repeat it? Let's repeat it from the top. All right, Tommy. I think we have to do the wet wheel. Yeah, let's do the wet wheel. What are we doing the creed for? Oh, yeah, I thought we were getting our first ball. Wet creed. I mean, the people are going to get mad if we don't do a wet wheel, but yeah, okay.

Let's do a wet wheel. You know what? Let's space it out. One of them, because everybody has to do it. Everyone has to do it. We'll do them like 10 or 15 minutes apart. Yeah, so let's do two spins of the wet wheel. All right, good.

And that's who gets eliminated? Oh, that's who gets wet. That's who's getting wet. Yeah, because this actually is better because then it's like it's the worst if you get wet first and you have to sit here all day. So let's just say it right now. Every 15 minutes, we'll do two spins of the wet wheel. And if it lands on you? You get wet.

Right then. So be it. I thought if it's your last man on the wheel, you get wet. That takes too long. No. Last man standing. No, everyone. Last man standing is the dry.

One person is dry. No, but we did last man on the wheel gets wet, and then we did seven wheels. I know. We all understand what we did. Oh, yes. We're doing it this time because it makes more sense. No, no, no. He's right.

He's talking about the last one. Yeah, but the last one took like an hour. We would have to redo it. We have time. We carved out our schedule. We did carve out our schedule. We've already been doing the show for 40 years. No, he's talking about the last one is just head-to-head.

Best of seven. Okay, so we're saying everything's going to be an elimination. We're going to do seven elimination wins? No, no, no. We can't. No, that's stupid. Right. All right, so whoever gets picked here has to go get wet.

Right. And then the last two, we'll do best of seven. Yes, last two. There you go. All right. For the that's stupid. Right. All right, so whoever gets picked here has to go get wet. Right. And then the last two will do best of seven. Yes, last two. There you go. All right. For the driest in the office. So we're going to do two spins every 15 minutes. Two people are about to get wet right now.

Yes. I can't believe Zah's putting his driest in the office on the line right now. I know. It's crazy. If he goes bike to bike. You have a bye. It was a great run, boys. I'm not very confident.

I'm feeling very confident. Oh, we should big head someone, too. We should mix in a big head. A big wet head. I could go for some big wet head. All right, here we go. All right, spin that. TJ, spin that shit. Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh. Oh! Oh! Oh! Hey. Bye. See ya. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Soap. Bye.

All right, we got to wait for him to come back before we spin again. Bye-bye. He wasn't here for Wet Wheel Day, was he? No. COVID. I don't feel like Che is coming back just a little damp. He's distraught. He's coming back a little damp. A little skinnyraught. He's coming back a little damp.

A little skinny, too. Finally tested negative for COVID this morning. He's back. Back and wetter. He's going to get pneumonia. Oh, boy. He's about to have a long wet. Thank you for whoever put the sign on the door.

Yeah. Uh-oh. Is it locked? What's he doing? Is he running? Is there poop going on? He's taking his wallet out. Oh, that was smart.

Wow, that would have sucked. Wet wallet? He's really good at it. I don't think I took my wallet out last time. You must be planning on getting real wet. Yeah, he's going to be soaked to the bone. Where'd Tommy go? I don't know.

He's fine. He's fine. Let the boy roam. You know Che got a boner every period of sophomore year at least once a period he said admitted that oh that's cap though robbing the Russian erection every 40 minutes all day every day under a year said in high school yeah he said if he was in the vicinity of a girl he was hard oh you don't get a boner at 1 30 at school you get like 9 a.m boners you'll get every period for the whole time is cat that's a lie lie. That is a lie. He would get a boner a period.

That's a lie. The worst time to get a boner. I mean, throughout the year, at least once in every period, he got a boner. What? Throughout the year. At least once a class, and it would almost always change. Bricked up. Bricked up.

24-7. At least. At least. At least? Dude, I was rock hard for like 25 years in high school. They admit something very weird every time we do it. Every time. He's been in there for a while. Was I prompted at all?

No. Not really. You think he's like getting the shower warm? Might be. He jerks off in the shower. He just gets hard. He just has to finish himself. Oh, Alex, come in here.

Can we do a mean girl, not mean girl wheel? Yeah. Real quick. That'll be nice. Both of me. There's a mic right there, the long stick mic. Just get that wheel. Just get a wheel, something real quick. Alex looking tall today. Looking tall. Real tall. I like your hoodie.

Thank you. That's mean girl.. I like your hoodie. Thank you. That's mean, girl. Steven is going to be in there forever. He better be sopping. You guys, what is he doing? Brown Kyle, the drunkest at the party.

That was a whole stretch. Relax, pause. There was people with me. No, she, Jordan did. A whole stretch. Follow up.

You know what else she said about you? She was, she was sloppy. You had a blow up. I did. A whole stretch. Follow up. Did you hear what else she said about you? She was sloppy. She had a glow up. I did. She was like, KB looks great. He put on a pair of glasses, and that's his glow up? New hair. He hid more of his face, and that was his glow up.

New hair, freshly shaven. Also, glow up outside of puberty is a back end. What is he doing in there? He's having shit. We're going to do a mean girl. Here we go. Let's find out. Oh, here it comes.

It lands on him. He's so wet. He looks really wet. A mean girl. Oh, he's so wet. Time for a rebrand. Jay got way too wet. Steven, come in here.

You got way too wet. Wet, come in here. You got way too wet. Wet Che. Wet Che. Wet Che. Ouch. Holy shit, Wet Che. Dude, you set the bar way too high. I'm so pissed about it.

Good work. Last man's supposed to get the wettest. Yeah, you really fucked us all. KB, what the fuck are you going to do? I don't know. KB, he was just as wet as you were. Trying to think of a way to get wetter. Juice up, being voluntary juice boy.

All right, one more wet wheel spin. Juices. Oh, my God, Che. He's going to be so cold. I'm moving on to something wetter. Why did you get that wet, Steven? Juices. We all agree it's a sliding scale.

We have three hours of show left. State your purpose. I had to bring the thunder. You did. You did. It shouldn't be bad, but I'm just going to state it. If I'm one of the early wet people, I'm going to get moderately wet. Moderately wet.

And then as the show goes on, you get wetter and wetter. All right. One more wet wheel, then we're doing ping pong balls. A couple ping pong balls. A couple ping pong balls. A little smattering. He was the drunkest of the party. All right.

Wet road. Wet road. Uh-oh. Wet road. This guy's going to get wet. What was that? I don't know. That was very.

Ryan. Okay, okay, okay. He hit you in the tooth? See, it is so wet. You want me to fuck him up? You want me to. Oh, there's Jerry. Oh, yep.

Should we have Jerry play fast man? Slow banana? Yeah, man. Let's get him to do something. Looks like he's eating. Oh, boy. All right, so ping pong balls are starting. All right, let me give Tommy his instructions. So how do we want to start it?

Are we going to go around the room? One ball at a time around the room, and then you open up your envelope as soon as you get the ball. Yep. Are we going around the room, or are we picking an order oh let's just do a reverse wetness order so the driest goes first okay and reverse it's probably gonna get confusing so i think we should just go like no they're owing around or steven around yeah maybe we'll start with steven yeah all right so just a reminder if you get the uh if you get the golden ball on your

first spin on your first ping pong ball you do not have to do anything for the entire week just on the first one golden ball golden what if you get the poison ball on your first ball yeah do you ever drink poison take all of the extra balls. You have like 18 things. And there's a rule that you can trade at any point one ball, but you have to pick two balls for the one. Does anyone know what the golden ball is? What number? No. Here comes Steve.

Wait, you could trade one of your own in for two? Yes. Can you trade straight up with someone else? No. I thought you were allowing trade. You want to give Steve a towel I thought you were allowing a towel. I feel bad. No trades.

I don't think trades are allowed because then we're just going to like find things that Steven, you want to tell me to just maybe get a little bit of the wetness off. That's almost sacrilege for the show. What? Yeah, I know. I mean,

you got very wet. Uh huh. Rowan's been in there for a while. Rowan is going to be sopping. Is he going first? Just set. Yeah. If you get the gold ball on this one.

All right. Wait for Roan. Yeah, we'll wait for Roan here. We're brothers. It's not literally gold ball. You don't even have to be here because it's going to be Tommy who picks it. So you're good. Then Tommy will have to deliver the envelope and you'll unveil it. Yes.

Gold ball. There is not a gold ball. It's not an your envelope, and you'll unveil it. Yes. Gold ball. There is not a gold ball. There's not an actual gold ball. He's very mad there's not a gold ball. Yeah, he is mad about that. See the gold cube in Central Park? Yeah. We have player cards.

$11 million. You see how small it is? Let's see one of those player cards. To the picture that they posted. I thought it was going to be like 12 feet tall. Yeah. I mean, you need a little nap. It's like bigger than a shoe box.

Oh, wow. Roan is soaked. Oh, my God. He's so wet. He's so wet. I hate this. This is so wet. He's so wet.

Oh, my God. Oh, he's dripping. Oh, zoom on that drip. He's literally sopping. He's literally sopping. Roan. Roan. Tommy, one day. Roan. Oh. Bro. Tommy, one day.

Oh, man. That's too wet. Oh, no, no. Oh, no. He just rung you. Rone Kelly. Oh, fuck. So wet.

All right. So here we go, Steven is the first up here's what you do Tommy, are we ready? just a reminder for everyone, these balls everyone's getting up with four balls at the end these are for different things, we have to do Super Bowl week a lot of them are videos that we're going to have to do which will enhance Super Bowl week such as like doing five minutes of stand up

in an open mic where you steal someone else's routine. I mean, here's what you do. You pick a ball, then you come get the envelope and take it to Mr. Stephen Che, okay? I mean, get that button. Boys, we got to pray. Don't hit it too hard. We got to pray this isn't golden ball.

No golden, no golden, no golden, no golden. Is this for Che? Yeah. This is for Che. So cold already. Uh-oh. This might not make it. 43. This is for Che. It's so cold already. Uh-oh. This might not make it. 43.

43. Okay, Tommy. Put the ball in that bag over there. Tommy. There's a bag over there on the floor? Yeah, yeah. Watch out for that banana. I think that's Mr. Stephen Che.

43. Mr. Stephen Che. 43 is off the board. This is George W. 43. On its way. You're so wet. So uncomfortable Che. 43 is off the board. This is George W. 43 is on its way. You're so wet. So uncomfortable already.

I'm already freezing cold. 43. Cute when you're cold. 43. Here we go. No gold, no gold, no gold. Stephen Che, 43. Oh, man.

All right, here we go. So it begins. So it begins. I'm so scared. The first ball. Two, tattoo, tattoo ball tattoo tattoo tattoo tattoo come on in and out

you don't want that do you that's a bad one every meal any other food item yeah that's actually pretty bad because oh yeah we'll do steaks we're going to have one nice day We're going to have a good time.

You can bring maybe an In-N-Out to the nice dinner, but you will be eating In-N-Out. Is there only one In-N-Out or two? There's two In-N-Outs. There's two In-N-Outs, so that will be good. So whoever you're with, you just go with them. And if you get it. Look at that card.

Oh, yeah, can he bring his In-N-Out to different restaurants? I love that, DJ. Yeah, he can bring In- it out anywhere but you cannot you have to eat from monday so sunday you're fine monday till the end of the show on friday you cannot eat any food that isn't made in and out no ice cubes a free day sunday's free so because we're traveling it's travel day so it's monday starting monday morning through friday afternoon you can only's travel day. So it's Monday, starting Monday morning through Friday afternoon. You can only eat it in and out. It's going to suck. You got to video it and everything.

There's more balls than will be selected, right? Correct. So I could be by myself. That one's much worse than people think. Yes, it's going to be fun for two days.

That was the original ball. It's going to be fun for two meals. Wasn't that the original ball that started this whole idea? It is. I think you have to get creative. Sass? Sass and then spin. What's this drying off? It is. I think you have to get creative. Sass? Sass and then spin.

What's this drying off? It's at 1 o'clock. Drying off? I said he could have a towel because he looks so miserable. He looks like a refugee. How do we decide the order? We're just doing this? We're just going around the room.

Okay, so Sass is up? Sass is up. I mean, hit the button. What about TJ? We can go snake draft. Oh, no, there's TJ balls in there. Yeah, we'll go snake draft. So when we get to Owen, he'll go twice.

Okay, okay. Make it fair. So Golden Ball's off the table now for nothing all week? No, just for Steven. Yeah. What was that? Your first pick is Golden Ball. Ten.

Ten. Ten. Tommy. Tommy, give this to Mr. Steven Che. Give this to Mr. Little Sasquatch. Oh, thanks. Yeah. No gold, no gold, no gold. That little boy over there. Good luck, brother. My dick is cold. Good luck, brother. Thank Sasquatch. Oh, thanks. No gold, no gold, no gold.

Good luck, brother. My dick is cold. Good luck, brother. Thank you, Thomas. Oh, man. Tommy, go ahead and sit down for a second. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Uh-oh. Uh-oh. There's a lot written there. Uh-oh. Oh, it's the fucking chaos wheel. Oh, fuck. Wait, wait. I don't even know what this is.

No, that means that once the first round's over, everyone's picks go back into the chaos wheel. Oh, my God, Che, you might lose in and out. You might lose in and out. Oh, the chaos. What do you mean the chaos? And now, what do you mean they go back in? It's at the end of the first round.

So at the end of the first round, we put every pick back into a wheel, and then we redraft the whole first round. The first round's not going to matter. No, it does. No, it does because anything bad right now you could end up with, so everyone should be rooting for good. Yes.

But whatever we get, there's a low chance that it will be ours because it's the chaos. Correct. If the golden ball, say someone gets the golden ball. Pete, come here. Pete, Pete. Just so we're clear, one of the balls in there is they have to have an earnest lunch or breakfast with all business Pete. No phones.

No phones. Which number is it? We'll find out. Someone here in this room is going to be going to breakfast with you. Is that draw? Like all of the things happen? What? No, it might not happen.

That's what I'm saying. All the things that happen? What? No, it might not happen. That's what I'm saying. All the things that happen? No, no, no. 14, up to like 14 won't happen, but as few as like seven or something. How many balls are in there? 50. Okay. Well, 48 now.

When are we drawing? We're drawing right now. Throughout the course of the show, which will be a couple more hours. Either way. I assure you I will treat you. Happy haircut. Yeah, good. It just dawned on me something.

Pete, you're dismissed. It just dawned on me something. Pete, you're dismissed. It just dawned on me how stupid we are. So if we put everyone's balls back into the chaos wheel, the chaos wheel ball is in the chaos wheel. And then someone draws it. I think I got to redraw. I think we're stuck in the chaos wheel. Yeah. Someone draws it. I think I got to redraw. I think we're just, I think we're stuck

in the chaos wheel. We might be. That's fine. That's fine. The show's never going to end. We're going to just be forever in the chaos wheel. We've got nowhere to be.

But the thing is, we got rid of the chaos wheel because we had a ball that was pass left and pass right. Yeah. That would change nothing. All right.

So I think- Pass everything left and then you get the right one. We're about to draw. I think Sass has to draw one more right now. For the chaos. That makes sense. Otherwise, we're stuck in the chaos.

We need his placeholder in the chaos. It's a chaos loop, Brandon. You understand we'd be stuck in the chaos wheel forever? Have you seen Interstellar? That should be a movie. Oh, jeez. Look at this wet lunch. Someone got wet lunch.

Wet lunch. 16. Please don't be the other wet lunch. Wet lunch. 16. All right, 16. Please don't be the other Chaos Wheel. Give this to Mr. Sasquatch. We're stuck in the Chaos Wheel. Tommy. Chaos Paradox.

We should do a wet wheel after the Chaos Wheel, too, because I'm feeling a little lonely. Well, it's at 1 o'clock. Okay, all right. Right there. Right on the precipice. Compliment Brandon Daly. Oh, yeah.

Hell, yeah. I was hoping somebody else got it, but that didn't happen. So that will be in the chaos wheels. It'll be chaos, so there's no chance he gets it damn near. So, CJ, are you writing these down to put it back in the chaos wheel? Yeah, he's crafting the wheel as we speak. Crafting on the fly. Jay doesn't have – Tommy, someone has to do In-N-Out.

It might not be Chet. And so KB is up right now, or should we do wet wheels in 40 seconds? I'm going to be honest. That's kind of tame. What? Compliment Brandon? There's some good ones in there. That's just bonus for the chaos wheel.

Yeah, there's some good ones. But if you – okay. Yeah, remember we had the whole meeting where we were like, we had to put some good ones in just thinking if we if we feel it's too easy we could switch post maybe one five minute tribute video they're like six to eight ones that are like okay i wouldn't say any of them are good yeah no complimenting brendan is not good right 360 tommy i think it's fine give me another another spin. All right, here we go. Another spin jump. Whoa. Yes, sir.

It's a 540, my boy. This guy is for KB. KB. Yo, X Games. Give him a wheel. Let's give him a ball number 42. Oh, holy shit, man. Wow. 41.

That was crazy. We're going to be here forever. Yeah. All right. Wow. 41. We're wasting time. here forever. Yeah. All right. Wow. 41. We're wasting time. Give that to Mr. KB.

Give that to Mr. Kyle Bauer, please. Let's actually just do Roan right now as well. So hit it again. Before someone gets wet. And we'll spin the wet wheel at the end of every round. Yeah, let's do that. What's KB got? KB?

What is it? What is it? I have to wear 2008 skate wear. Yeah. Oh, that's going to look awesome. All week? All week. Oh, wait, but that's just going back into the house.

That's why we should hammer through the first round. Okay, hammer through, hammer through, hammer through. We should not say the rest of them. Mr. and Mr. Ferone. I don't know. We should. We should. Yeah, because we're going to hammer through the first round,

and then we will wet wheel. Oh, good. That idea was just a joke. I'm going to hit through the first round and then we will wet wheel. I'm going to hit it again for big time. Poison ball. It's like the old maid. If you end today with that, you have to draw two more out of there. Well, I won't be getting it.

Somebody's getting poison ball, but that's like you hold on to it. You can hold on to it and trade it. You're also going to have to give me the envelopes back. No. No. No. Don't go back in.

We definitely don't give you the envelopes back. Oh, easy. I don't know. What number? This is one of those moments where it's like I feel like it's pretty straightforward, but there's so many questions that you guys are making me think I'm crazy. Yeah. Can I talk about this all morning?

All right. This is five-pound ankle weights all week. They're really heavy. KB tried them on. It's going to suck. They're at my desk. Five-pound ankle weights all week. I guess my point is we're not going to remember what number everything was.

It doesn't matter. It's going in the chaos wheel, and we're going to write them out in full. Just relax. No more speculating. Have a cigarette. Have a cigarette, more speculating. Have a cigarette. Have a cigarette, Brandon. Let's have a cigarette. What number is that?

12? That's for me. Everybody just turn their brains off. Let me hear. Let the wheel and the balls. It'll be easier that way. Wheel is just. We took a cream, boys.

Thank you. 12. All right. All right. All right. That's a long one. I have to eat a Palm Sunday on the air. Eat ice cream out of your hand.

Ice cream out of his hand for every episode. Palm Sunday. That would work for me. Palm Sunday. All right. Tommy, go ahead and hit it again for Mr. Nick. Nick. Relax, Tommy.

God, I hope this isn't Golden Ball. Tommy. All right. Five. Five. Here, Tommy. Give this to Nick. Give this to your aunt.

Thank you, Tommy. Oh, buddy. All right. All right, just relax. Tommy. Nicky, Nicky. Oh, no. buddy all right okay all right just relax oh no oh baby what do you get cold shower daily oh damn now we wait to see who gets watch the cold shower yeah that's actually worse watching the cold shower wait tommy hit it one more time i mean i think he just snotted. He's out. Yeah, booger. Okay, booger. That's okay.

What was it? Oh, gum. Okay. Okay, cold shower. One more for Owen. One more for Mr. Owen. Cold shower will be videotaped. And it has to be an outdoor shower. What?

He's not. KB is just not like. He's not happy with the chaos. I'm not content. There's some bad ones coming up. Most of the bad ones are... Oh! Hit it again.

Again. It was going to be 46. It's fire. It's a matter, Owen. Can't get it up. You're not going to L.A. This is for L.A. Do you want to come to L.A. with us, Mr. Tommy?

He can stay in your hotel. Come on. Get there. 31. 31. 31. It's time Get there. 31. 31. 31. One for Mr. Nick, and it's time for a wet wheel. Tommy.

Uh-oh, it's stuck. It'll come out in a minute. Oh, there you go. One. That's just the Owen. No. I want Tommy to give it to me. Tommy, to Mr. Owen, please.

Jay looks so miserable right now. You will never guess. Watch cold shower. Oh, this is true chaos. Okay. All right. Wheel. We have to do the wet wheel first.

I'm using my keep. We're overdoing chaos. No, you can't. Not on chaos. You can't on chaos. I'm stronger than chaos. Keep on chaos first round. You're not stronger than chaos.

All right. here we go. We're going to do wet wheel, two more wet wheel spins, and then we'll do chaos wheel. Here's the thing. The person in the cold shower is not allowed to look at yourself. After chaos, they're technically going back in, right? You need us to read them. No, no.

It's a wheel. Brandon, stop. Stop, yeah. Stop a little. No wheel. Okay, sorry. Food's here. Stop the wheel. No wheel. Okay, sorry. Food's here. It's here.

All right, no food until we get Wet Wheel and Chaos Wheel and have a couple of cigs. Now, wait one second. Wet Wheel. Brandon, you can go. Why don't you, Brandon, go set up the Tommy? I'll go get Tommy to eat. Put the food out there, though, so that people don't eat on air. Take 10.

Take 10. Cool down. Set up Tommy. Just set up Tommy. I got it now. Sorry. You make sure that our guy. Your concern was so funny.

How are we going to get the numbers back? What the fuck was he wondering? I don't know. What was he confused by? Oh, he's back. Oh, shit. Oh, should we back. Oh, shit. Oh, should we do that wheel first? No, we're overpacked.

We're overpacked. We're going to go back at 130. 130, 130, all right? Good God. We got a traffic jam of wheels. Let's get Mintz to do it when we're not on air. A traffic jam of wheels. All right, here we go.

Wet wheel. When some people are eating, maybe. Oh. Traffic jam of wheels. All right, here we go. Wet wheel. When some people are eating, maybe. Oh, KB. See ya. Bye-bye. Party over. Bye-bye. Don't be a hero, bro.

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Oh no, really? It's like wearing sponges on my feet. I went with a long john. Oh no, do you? Hell yeah. Oh shit. What's up? Where's Tommy? Brandon wants to know. We're never getting out of this show.

No. We should sleep here. Yeah, we might have to. Should we order dinner now? What's that? Security guards. Mike? I think we might want to just hang out the wet wheel now.

Yeah, let's get one more wet. You too. Yeah, yeah. You want to do one more the wet wheel now. Yeah, let's get one more wet. You too. Yeah, yeah. You want to do one more wet wheel? Yeah, no, we got to do our second wet wheel once KB gets back. And then is the chaos wheel constructed? Is the construction complete?

It's under construction. Okay. Oh, man. DJ, I like those cards you made. Those are sick. Those are nice. What happened? What just happened? What's so funny?

The car went in. I just went in to see KB showering. KB's fully naked and he's soaking his clothes in the toilet. Where did Brandon go? We said to set Tommy up. I think we embarrassed him. He lost Tommy. He just doesn't understand the concept of the chaos.

It actually pissed me off. It's the easiest concept ever. Every first round pick went back in the wheel. Yeah. It's as easiest concept ever. Every first round pick went back in the wheel. Yeah. It's as simple as could be. Oh, fuck. Oh, come on, KB. He's so wet. If he takes more than one more minute, you get to punch him again, Tommy. That's a wet punch.

If it's... No. I'm bad about you. No, he said it's time for you to eat. What are you talking about? Jeez, you forgot. You forgot to feed your child. You have to feed your boy. He said something bad about your dad.

Tommy, go get the other Tommy. Go get the other Tommy. Crack him open. KP, he's done it again. He's so wet. How is he so good at getting wet? All right, bro. You didn't have to.

KB, let me get a pic. Went too far, brother. He said don't be a hero. Oh, my God. He's the king. The wettest in the office. Oh, no. Oh, my God.

I think KB just likes to show off those muscles. Yeah. Are they visible? Oh, yeah. What are the top two called? to show off those muscles. Yeah. Are they visible? Oh, yeah. What are the top two, Kyle? One more wet wheel. Those are your best, Kyle. Thank you.

Your transverse abdominus goes fucking hard, bro. Really nice. Tommy, thank you. Our other Tommy is eating. Yeah, so should we smoke cigarettes? Light one up. I'm jonesing. Got a wheel going first. All right, here one up. I'm jonesing. Might as well.

Got a wheel going first. All right, here we go. Wet wheel. Second wet wheel. Should we add Tommy because he's here? No. No, no, no. He can't afford it. Yeah.

All right, Tommy. All right, here we go. Dry pitch. I feel like this one's mine. Come on with Uncle Kyle. Wait, it can still go? Slick Nick. That couldn't be any more me.

Oh, baby. Time to get wet. Bring your ciggy in there. You want it? Oh, wait, but you can't smoke it in the lobby. Look at the boy that's wet. All right. Letters will come right off, bro.

You don't want to get rid of that vinegar smell either Okay, so Is the chaos wheel created? Give me like two minutes It'll shrink right to the body I say chaos wheel Do we do same order? Steven gets the first pick on the chaos wheel

Or do we do reverse order? Same order Look at how wet this man came. You see that just slicked off of him? It just fucking. If you want to eat, Brandon. You need to get yourself a towel. I'm just making sure.

Fuck that. Fuck that, bro. Maybe if you want to breathe. That's so wet. You're shivering. Give me a cig. We'll just do the wet wheel again after the next round. Yeah.

Ping pong balls. Man, these spirits hit smooth. Close that door up, brother. Let all the smoke out. Actually, we should probably open that. Oh, we can open it in a minute. Yeah, you're right. Do we not have smoking vents in here?

Let's try not to exhale. Tommy's just out there eating chicken sandwiches. 17,000 people watching. Thank you. Ooh, we're only 2,000 away from whatever we were going to hit at 12. That was the mixie banana wheel. Mixie banana wheel. Come on, Nick.

He's getting so wet. The wetness is... The bar of wetness is way too high. Too high. There's nothing you can do to improve on it. No, you can't get any more wet than... You have to swim in here. But these guys have done.

Oh, here he is. He's soaked. Give him a cigarette. Look at how wet these guys are. Take this, yo. Let me get a wet pick. Your phone? Your phone in your pocket?

Oh, no. It's wallet. It's AirPods. Bert's beast. Hold on. Let me get a pick. Oh, man. It's so cold today. All right. Hold on, let me get a pic. Oh, man.

It's so cold today. Something's up. All right, it's chaos wheel time. So this is... It's a wheel. It is a wheel, Brandon. Okay, all right. This is to decide our first round. So this is determining...

You didn't turn the shower off. I forgot. Yeah, now might as well keep it warm. All right, here we go. All right. So this is Stephen Che. This is Stephen Che. And then we're going all the way around.

This is Stephen Che, what he gets for his first round pick. And these are set in stone because you can't trade it in, right? No. Right. Yeah. Let's go. Unless you get the golden ball, which is a free trade, nobody can say no.

Okay. What's the poison ball? Poison ball. The more. Even today for the Super Bowl week is doing. Eat a palm sundae. Not bad. Much better than anything.

Not bad. There's a couple bad ones there. This is miserable in here. Yeah, it's so bad when you're in the wet. It gets so cold so fast. Last time it wasn't this cold. Kyle, you okay? All right, here we go.

Kyle, you are vibrating. Are you actually shivering? Can we get eyes on Kyle? You're literally vibrating. Can we get this guy a towel? Are you okay? No, I'm good. I'm withdrawing water from a couple

things. I'm so dry right now. It's incredible. You didn't have a single drink at the company party. Not a single one. Alright, here we go. A little sass? A little sass. You got it. Brandon finally got it. Alright.

Alright. Okay. Okay. Yay. Okay. Fine with me. Better than in and out. As long as I didn't get in and out. Okay.

It's two in and outs, bitch. KB. KB. KB. Give me your worst. I think sneaky ankle weights might be the worst I definitely You were talking about it yesterday

I think you're going to be like sore Your hip flexors will get strong There's roller blade two hour a day in there too So if you have like ankle weights roller blades There's 5k with the ankle weights on If you have to run a 5k With ankle weights You won't make it

You gotta do it. You got to try. My back will explode. Yeah. All right, KB. Five pounds is a lot. Shouldn't have bought the five pounders. He's getting the same thing.

Oh. Oh, he did. Same thing. Not bad, not bad. Oh, he's written. He's won the universe. Wheel knows. I'm so happy.

What does that mean? Like tight-ass jeans? Like a jeans t-shirt? T-shirt? Cyrus shoes that are like pink and light green. Juicy. Flat brim popped up. Yep, yep.

Maybe a puka shell. I just can't have any interactions with anybody. Right. That's what Drew... What if he also gets the full Lakers? Oh, yeah, that's a good point. He has to wear it over top. Yeah, he's what, that's what, what if he also gets the full Lakers? Oh yeah, that's a good point. He has to wear it over top.

Yeah, he's got to wear it over top. My Laker jerseys came in. We got a LeBron James and a, and a Magic. Just for me. And they're very big.

Good. Are they replicas or authentic? I don't know. I just want to keep them after we do this. You can, might explode.

Ooh. Yeah. All right, here we go. Here's... Chaos, you'll roan. It should better not explode, Roan. Imagine if it exploded and all of us got glass in our face.

All right, here we go. You lit these papers on fire, KB. Oh, fuck. You don't edit this. Hold it in. Cold shower daily. So that's perfect for Son of a... I've got to watch the shower.

Yes. Fuck. Jesus. Yeah, fuck. How does this work? How does that work? Roan says... Roan showers and I have to stand outside the shower?

You have to stand inside the bathroom. You have to make sure he showers. Roan has to do it with his eyes closed. You have to guide him. You got to get behind your ears. He'll wear a bathing suit and you'll videotape him taking a cold shower

every day and we'll play it on the yak. Bathing suit's optional for him. If he wants to wear it, he can wear it. He's wearing a bathing suit. All right, here we go.

This is mine. Tommy had a cold shower. Look at the smoke in the room. You could see like lingering in the air. We got to get Tommy in here to suck up the second hand. Open that door.

Open it. Open it. Open it and close it. Open it and close it. Open it and close it. Do a little loft it out. PJ, this is my spin. I don't want it in the house. Why not?

What if I could compliment Brandon every day? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That is brutal. God damn it. I'm going to end up winning this. That might actually be the worst one. Yeah. That is brutal. God damn it. I'm winning this. That might actually be the worst one. I'm not even joking.

You have to do it on air? It has to be on air, and it has to be at least a minute. It has to be genuine. It has to be honest. Keep wafting, Tommy. Keep wafting. I don't like Brandon. Yeah, I like that.

It has to be fully genuine. Exactly who needed to get that. Is it outside how that works? Broken your brain? No, I got it. It's a wheel. It's a wheel. I understand.

I was holding the envelopes, and I was worried about the got it. It's a wheel. It's a wheel. I understand. I was holding the envelopes, and I was worried about the envelopes. It's a wheel. It's a chaos wheel. You whopped and whopped some from the high. Yeah, get some of that out. All right. I have really feminine ankles. You do.

There it is. Look at that. I'm looking powerful. You're about to be nice and strong. I like my ratings. All right, here we go. This is for Brandon. I feel sick from the cigarette smoke.

Coffee and the wetness. Everything is kind of... Tough combination. Everything we're doing makes us feel bad. Oh! Yes! He is going to complain so much. Eat Brandon.

That's Brandon. I thought Brandon got compliment, Brandon. No, I got compliment. Oh, thank God. Brandon got five-pound ankle weights for the entire week. These hammers right here, I'm good. That's going to be hard. Everywhere you go.

I know. You might topple. Wait, wait, question. Is this a Monday through Friday, or do I have to wear it through the airport? No, it's Monday through Friday. Everything I do through the airport would be funny. When we show up on Monday, when. Is this a Monday through Friday, or do I have to wear it through the airport? No, it's Monday through Friday. Everything I do through the airport would be funny. When we show up on Monday, when you wake up on Monday, everything is enacted. All right.

Except for the Laker jersey you've got to wear in the airport. Yeah. And I have that luggage for anyone who wants the Laker luggage. That's the funniest part. Yeah, it is. All right, here we go. You've got a one for speed. About to be way higher after this week.

And for power, though. Mine's terrible, because people are just going to think that's my fashion. It's not clearly a costume. I'm going to get no hoes. Get hoes. This decides both. You know you'll get hoes. Oh, yeah, this decides both.

Oh, fuck. So whoever lands on is for Nick, And then the other one is Owens Fuck Get the poison ball Brandon I'm not going to try to explain it to you That's worse for Owen though In and out The poison ball could be in and out in something else In and out

Every day I'm not going to eat Yeah You could do that so that so first round is set because we don't with chaos wheel you can't trade back that's right the first round is set everything's set from the first round going forward if you if we as long as we don't get a chaos wheel you can trade in a ball for two or if you get the golden ball which is a non-negotiable trade you just bro and i want, I want this. You're taking this. Okay, I like that. That's the new golden ball. Okay.

Are we ready? Yes. Yeah. All right, so no cigarettes. No, Tommy can do, this Tommy can do some of the envelopes. These are a replacement Tommy. Yeah, but Tommy. You have to force Tommy.

Just while the air clears. So let's do a couple while the air clears. Well, don't mention it. Owen's got next ping pong ball because we're snake drafting. This is round two. All right, so this is Owen. Does anyone. Tommy, please. Tommy. The ping pong ball because we're snake drafting. This is round two. All right, so this is Owen. Does anyone – Tommy, please. Tommy.

The ping pong ball. You just hit it? The one button on it. Yep. Good work, Tommy. All right, all right. Good job, Tommy. Stay there.

Doing good, doing good. Oh, hey. 42. 42. Stay there. Doing good, doing good. Oh! Hey! 42. Yeah, push that down. And then please give the ball. Put the ball in the bag. All in the bag.

All in the bag and give the envelope to Mr. Owen. And remember your envelopes this round if you want to trade back, right? Yeah. He's got the envelope. He's much worse than that. If you want to trade, you have to do it right away. Actually, you should have to do it right away. I thought it was at the end. No,

you put it around. We'll do it at the end of the round. Okay. Just so you can see what's, I thought trade was at the very end. No, trade. No,

trade into the machine. One for two. You can't expect me to understand all this. I can't. Some, there's some confusing. I thought trade was at the end. Okay.

You can use trade whenever you want. You can trade with people. What do you got, Owen? Eat fries and ketchup off of the Michael Bublé star on the Walk of Fame. That's already getting in and out. You already have the internet. It was hand in hand. Wheel is just.

Wheel is just. Wheel really is just. That is beautiful. That's gross. It's disgusting. There will be a video that we will be watching on the act. Uh-huh. Fuck. We'll be making that video. Dumb watching on the act. Uh-huh. Fuck.

We'll be making that video. Dumb worse. Why don't you get some Chick-fil-A, Owen? Get some Chick-fil-A. You earned it, brother. A lot of these we'll be watching live on the show. It's a video that I'm very excited for. Tommy, Nicky needs something.

Are we doing four balls each? Yes. Yeah, four balls each. You might get fries every time. You get double in and out? Double in and out. The wheel would truly be just. So right now I just have the poison ball, don't I?

So I'm butt fucked. Yeah, you're butt fucked. What is it? 48. 49. 49. Tommy, please give that to Nikki. All right there, Ron. Cold as fuck. Tommy please give that to Nicky Alright there Rob

Cold as fuck He didn't even open it up He knows Luggage swap It's bad for two people Wait you get to pick There's another That could be a good ball

Because if nobody gets a second one, it's a voice. Plus, KB's is filled with 2008 skate wear. Well, he's got a ball before. He does, yeah. So he's got a package. Yeah, but if he doesn't buy it before, he has to go out and get all of his luggage before. What about if he... That's fine.

I'll get my own skate wear. He'd have to buy it in the next two days. He would. What if he gets Lakers and skate? He wears whatever top. Give me a ball. Fuck. All right, thank you, Tommy.

We might have you come back in. You want to get you a Chick-fil-A sandwich? Go ahead. I'll have a Chick-fil-A sandwich. Wet it up first, though. You get your own. Wet it up, though, Tommy. See that it's wet, Tommy Smokes.

So luggage swap. TJ ball. We got ourselves a TJ ball. TJ ball. That means you can trade any of your balls to, you can give any of your balls to TJ.

At the end. So you get to choose one of yours to go to TJ at the end. Lost that thing. That's good. What is that? Brandon to chill.

One less for you. Do I take another ball now? That's a great thing that you just made. Oh wait. That's actually the best thing. Yes, he takes another ball. You get one less ball. Yeah, he takes another ball. He does take another ball.? That's a great thing that you just did. Oh, wait. That's actually the best thing. Yes, he takes another ball. You get one less ball.

Yeah, he takes another ball. He does take another ball. It is weird that we're getting all the ones that we need a lot of balls. What you're just saying is I have a TJ ball, so I don't have a ball this round, and then I'm going to give one of my other balls to him. I'm only going to have like two balls. No, no, no. Everyone ends up with four balls.

He has to draw another ball right now. Yeah. Or you can do it at the end when he gives up his. Yeah, you got to draw another ball right now. Yeah. Or you can do it at the end when he gives up his – yeah, you got to draw another ball right now. Press it. Yep. So this – so you'll end up with five balls, and one of them –

because TJ Ball is technically a ball, you get to give one. So you'll end up with three. Gotcha. That's actually a great ball to have. 23. That's 29. That's 29. Couldn't see the upper half of the nine.

Tommy. Tommy, please give that to Brandon. Classic. There's a lot here. Oh, fuck. And everything you say to a guest with, you know what I mean. Oh, hell yeah. Every time you talk, you have to say, you know what I mean?

Every time. To a guest. Every time you speak to the guests, you say, you know what I mean. You never reveal to them it's a challenge or a dare. And you've been excited to meet Joe Burrow. I kind of like this one. You could wind up giving ankle weights to TJ now. I think you have to do it on Rasslin, too.

But I got to see. Yeah. Yes. Seth Rollins. Everything for the week. Every question is, you know what I mean? You can practice now. Good. I think you have to do it on Rasslin, too. But I got to see, yeah. Yes. Seth Rollins. Everything for the week. Every question is, you know what I mean? You can practice now.

The entire interview. All right, I can do that. All right, this is my ball. I'm going to get a big cat a ball. So what are our likes at? It's damn near time for Minster.

Oh, yeah. 11K. All right, if we get to 12K, Minster. Pump it up. Let's get this wet banana, dry banana, fast banana, slow banana. Pump it up. Let's get this wet banana, dry banana, fast banana, slow banana.

37. 18,000. Let's get it. Let's get it. Let's get it. Let's get it. Here we go. About the big cat, please.

There we go. Big cat. Go up there. The wheel is just, I don't know if the bingo machine is. Nah. $ dollars as a street Yeah Yes Fuck

Let's go You have to do Some type of act It can be your choice And you have to Keep doing it Until you make five dollars From strangers

It can't be a lump five It's gotta be five dollars Five dollars Can't be a lump five Can't be a lump five. It's got to be $5. Can't be a lump five. It can be a lump sum. Okay. One $5 bill. I can think of something.

Yeah, you could just be like, I'm Big Cat. Yeah. No, I can think of something. You could charge for pictures. Yeah, maybe I'll do some drawings. That's not performing. Oh, yeah. You have to perform. Perform.

Singing, dancing. Art. Some kind of art. Magic. Even martial. Magic. That's not an art. It's a dark art. Okay. That's a bad one. All right. Okay. Oh, yeah. Art. Some kind of art. Magic. Even martial. Magic. That's not an art. It's a dark art.

Okay. That's a bad one. All right. Okay. Oh, yeah. That one sucks because I didn't make a video. I got to figure out how the first one. It'll be funny, though.

That'll be really funny. Tommy, serve me up one. It'll help your career, ultimately. Yeah. All right. Give Ron a ball. You'll get $5 at the end of it. Yeah, that's true.

$5. $39. $39? $39. Is this a good one or a bad one? This is a really bad one. I shuffled the envelopes after I numbered them and then put things in. Mr. Roan, please. Mr. Roan.

Mr. Roan. Oh, Jesus Christ. I mean, what's going on? That's how you know that one's bad. I mean, you might be able to punch KB in the chest after that one. That's a nasty. Go to confession. Yes! Go to confession.

Oh, fuck. That will be videotaped. Oh, yes. That will be videotaped. Oh, yes. And recorded. All these will end up on the act next week. It will be packed with videos. You have to tell the priest you masturbated. Any other suggested confessions?

You have the most sins, by the way. By the way, after this show, we all got to, as an aside, this is only for us, not for the audience. We should sit down in a conference room and plan out the schedule. Yeah. When we're going to have the confession video go, when we're going to have. What a week. What a week this is going to be.

This is going to be an incredible week. Kat, when are you going to perform? How have you gotten wetter? Am I getting progressively wetter? Good. We will do the next wet wheel round. Two people after this round of ping pong balls. It's bad because there's some really bad ones that are still in there.

Most of the bad. I think Confession is the worst one so far. Oh, Ankle Weights. Ankle Weights. In-N-Out too. They're all bad. What number we got, Tommy? All right.

In-N-Out sucks because it's not even fun. And give him a nice punch. Cold Shower's pretty bad. Because you're tough. a nice punch. Cold shower's pretty bad. Because you're tough. These are all bad. You can punch me. I'll punch back. Oh, the pumps.

I don't even know what mine are yet. Is that a poison ball? And I don't know who I'm swapping with. Oh, shit. Mystery ball. Oh, shit. That's a wheel, right? No, we know what it is, but we will not say what day next week it is.

No, no. We don't know what it is. Oh, we don't know what it is. Currently, I know what it is, but we will not say what day next week it is. No, we don't know what it is. Oh, we don't know what it is. I know what it is. TJ will tell you what it is after the show. Got it. One of them is a big edible, Kyle. The things to choose from so the audience knows, it's show up blackout drunk, have an edible,

or do the first hour Extremely liberal Second hour extremely conservative Then there's one more There's one that's I varied the strengths of the edibles So there's two edibles How does TJ pick what Mystery numbers are correlated

Mystery ball number one TJ will tell you what it is after the show And then the audience will just have to guess which day his mystery ball happens. Which day he's shit-faced on. It's going to be awesome. Boys, I need a chaos wheel. Oh, man. Imagine if...

Another chaos wheel in there? Two chaos wheels. It'd be great if someone got two mystery balls. They had to show up on an edible and also be liberal and conservative. Oh, yeah. Crossfaded liberally and conservatively. All right. Hit the button for and conservative. Oh, yeah. Cross-faded liberally and conservatively. Alright, hit the button for a second. This one's for Mr. Sasquatch.

Sasafras. I'm not going to be 21. I got a bad feeling about this one. What do we got there? Send it back down. Oh, there it is. 44. 44.

When I think that I can't, I envision Obama. Here we go. What was that? I love it. Me? Oh, yeah. Why don't you hit me?

Hit him, hit him, hit him, hit him. Kick him and run away. Kick him in the shin and run away. 44. Just one word? Oh, no. I hope it's a stand-up. I hope it's a stand-up.

I hope it's a stand-up. Two packs of cigs. Yes. Oh, fuck yes. So that's 40 cigarettes in five days. Not a big deal. That's not that bad. But there are two more in there.

Unless you get two more. And you're going to have to do. That was one of the ones I did not want. That's eight a day. That is bad. That is really bad. You can't start until Monday. I smoked like a quarter of one, and I'm still feeling gross from it. That's bad.

Eight a day? You can't even legally buy cigarettes. Also, you're going to become very addicted. Yeah, you are. Now you just smoke cigarettes. I know you're a smoker now. You just said you're a smoker. One more ball.

You just get to live 15 less years. That sucks. If you get the next one, if you get another one. Get some gum, Tommy. Am I up again? Che. It's Che. Che.

Che, then we should get some chicken. Levin. Levin. I got to take a piss. There you go, Tommy. You have to wait for the wet wheel at least at the end of the show. Take it into Mr. Chay. No, he's in the other room.

The booth. Yeah, if people want to eat, we can go in waves. Yeah. Oh, Mintzy's back. Oh, yeah, we got to in waves. Yeah. Oh, Mintzy's back. Oh, yeah, we got 12,000? He is prompt. You got to slow down, boys. We're cruising.

We are cruising. No, we still have 90 minutes in. Still have two more rounds. We still have a lot of envelopes right here. How are we doing, noon to six? All right, Stephen Che, what do you have? Stephen Che has... Oh, man.

Just a cone daily on air. That's fine. That's one of the good ones. He also has Palm Sunday. You can't combine them. You cannot combine them. Combine them. He's going to have to eat ice cream in his hand.

Oh, that's the funniest thing ever. Chase it with a cone. Chase it with a cone. Chase it with a cone. We're the other way. I'll be the star of the show every day. That's so perfect. God damn it, that's so perfect. Okay.

The machine is just. The machine is just. The machine is just. Okay. I already have my fries, too. We at 12,000? Fast banana, slow banana. Fast banana, slow banana.

Fast banana, slow banana. What are you feeling, man? Can we go again? We're not at 12K. Like the stream right now. Like the stream. We at 12,000? Yes, we like Mincy. Fast banana, slow banana. Fast banana, slow banana. Fast banana, slow banana. What are you feeling, Mince? Can we go again? We're not at 12K. Like the stream right now. Like the stream. We got to get to 12K. Now, Mincy, do you have anything you have to do after this?

I got to go to the trainer, too. Bananas are fun. But you could get wet, right? You're going to get sweaty. You're going to sweat anyway. I'll get wet. Okay, so. Legend.

Wait, let's make sure that we're at 12, and the options are wet banana, fast banana, wet fast banana, wet fast banana, wet slow banana. Juice is wild. I'm getting wet. Juice is wild. Oh, no, no, it's 40% chance you don't get wet, and you only have to have banana. 18, we're at 18.

Like, what's the wet situation? I'll go in the shower. Or at 12. We're going to give him a no towel, I guess. Yeah, but you wear your clothes. We like the stream. You're eating a banana fast or slow, and someone's in there with a spy cam filming you eat the banana.

None of the bananas double banana? No, no double banana. Maybe in the 2 o'clock hour. He's got his trainer. All right, well, this will be it. And juice is wild means that you get wet with juice. This is a pick or this is an elimination? This is a pick, right?

This is a pick. Okay. So, shall we? Yes, please. Please. Okay. Good luck, Mincy. Mincy.

May the wheel be just. I just want slow banana. Oh. Fast banana again. The wheel is so just. Fast banana again. The wheel is so just. Fast banana is eliminated. Yes, it's eliminated. Okay, it's eliminated.

It's eliminated. So fast banana is eliminated, Mintz, as we planned. As we said, we're going to spin into the last one. Yeah, we did say that. No, that's eliminated until there's one left. Eliminated. So now you're probably. Oh, well, slow banana.

Hard and fast rule. No. Yes. Yeah, I'll take the same one. All right,, slow banana. No. Yes. Yeah, I'll take the same one. All right, wet slow banana. It actually would be the worst one, I would say. Slow banana under the shower. You get wet.

Wait, what is juice is wild again? You get wet using nothing but juice. Oh, that sucks. No one juice is wild. Oh, no, Mincy. It looks like it. Oh, no, Mincy. Oh, that sucks. Yeah. No one juices wild. Oh, no, Mincy. It looks like it. Oh, no, Mincy. He's going to be getting juices wild.

Oh, no. He's getting wet either way. Oh, no, Mincy. He's got banana and wet juice. We have juice? The body armor juices. Oh, no, Mincy. The bottle.

How are we going to do that? Someone pours it all? Someone's got to pour it on him while he eats the banana? Yeah. He might get it. So is it what it lands on or what's left it's what it what what what what should we do what it lands on mincy what do you want what it lands on you do or what's left your choice what's left he'll do okay okay so you want it to land on juices wild. Yeah. Oh, Vince is getting wet in a matter? We're at 12k likes. What a day. Okay, 12k likes. Alright, here we go.

Oh, nice! Alright, that was good. Alright, Wes, fast. Okay, so here's how we're going to do it. We need to do spy cam, right? Yeah, spy cam. So you're going to eat a banana. You have to be underneath the shower for as long as you're eating the banana. Then you can get out of the shower. All right.

So, yeah, TJ, give me spy cam capabilities. Will you send me a Zoom? Can I change after? Yeah, you can change after. You're free. You're free. You're obligated to the show. If you want to change before, if you want to put on something different,

all right, you can put on something different before. All right, all right. All right, hold on. TJ's going to set me up with spy cam. Hold on. I'm going to take a piss. Here. Just send it to me.

I'll be in the bathroom. I'm getting DMs, people talking shit about Tommy. What? Jesus Christ. Let's dox him. I don't mind. Yeah, shit about Tommy. What? Jesus Christ. Let's dox him. I don't mind. Yeah, dox him. Say their full account.

It's a zero follower bitch account. All right, what is it? Even better. Paul Antichrist. Be as mean as you can. I mean, I don't want to make fun of a 10-year-old, but. Oh, Jesus Christ. What is?

What? So weird. That's a loser's loser. It really is. It's a bottom-bottom... I hate you. You're watching this. You think we respect you, that you support us. I hate you.

Yeah, I think that's a universal hate. You are unlovable. I guarantee you no one in your life even remotely loves you. And all the hate in the world isn't going to change that. It's just going to put you into a pit of despair, and there's no way you're going to be able to dig out from it. Know that. Know that, that you will never dig out from the pit of despair.

The only way is salvation. This chicken sandwich is delicious. Everything gets better is a lie. Yeah, not for him. Especially for them. It won't. Can we run through what everybody has? I want to grab a sandwich.

Okay, you have the separate cone. I don't really remember what I have. I have In-N-Out every day and fries off Bublé's star. I have ankle weights. Yeah. Yeah. But you also can give one away. You should give that away.

Well, we'll see. Give it to TJ. We'll see what's coming. I have poison ball and luggage. Can you hear me? Yeah. Oh. Hey.

Here we go. All right. Get him wet. How do I reverse it? You could do selfie cam, just kind of look at yourself. Mintz was just brought in here for this. He wasn't going to come in today. Big Cat texted him and said, come in, let us do stuff to you. What a champ.

It is a work day. It is a work day, and is a work day and we are wake up, Mincy. Publicity hungry content. Who pisses you off the most over here? Who pisses you off the most? I'm not on camera or anything. Brandon, yeah.

Old blue eyes. Okay, here we go. Old patty blue eyes. Alright. Alright, so where's the banana? For the people that ever wondered what our shower looked like, why did I think Mitch would have a snorkel on? You can turn it on,

and now you can peel your banana, and you have to stand up. Yes, yes. This is weirdly sensual. Intimate, it's not weirdly. The door is deeply closed. Girls do porn like video Does your boyfriend know you're doing this they do show them showering after that's real

What would your boyfriend say if you knew you're doing this are you guys ready? What go We're ready. Yes, yes, yes. All right. Here we go. All right. Three, two, one, go. Finish it, Ben. You can get out. You can get out. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

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How hot was the water? How hot was the water? I think it's scalding hot right now. Scalding hot. Not even scalding. No, it's admonishing him. It's wagging his finger. I have only gotten more uncomfortable

since I've gotten wet Like my ass feels weird right now Good work Mincy Great spy cam too What was it like in there? It felt very intimate Can I get that clip? You can tell us, did your dick get hard? A little bit

Bricked up, did yours get hard just from the proximity? Jerry you want to see if you want to get wet? You want to do fast banana, slow banana? It's just fast banana, slow banana. I just want to do something that I'm not going to get wet. Fast banana, slow banana for Jerry real quick.

We'll get reset for the next round. There's the bananas right there. Stand behind the mic. Want to play Heineken 0.0, Heineken 4.2 with me? Oh, Jesus. Roll of the dice. Oh, man. Alright, whichever one it lands on. Alright, no, slow banana. I'm still a little bit confused, but we'll see.

Just eat it at your own pace. Oh, slower than that. Okay, here we go. That would be regular banana run. Slow banana. You're going to be here all day. Slowly. Slowly. Oh, banana. All right, so eat a banana. You're going to be here all day. Slowly. Oh, zoom in. Slowly.

Oh. Zoom in on the Jerry. Might as well take a seat. Yeah, you better get comfortable. See where the camera is? I'm going to go pee before this next round. Stare into the camera while you do it. I don't know which one it is.

Right over there. Which one? Oh, that one. Oh, that one. All right, so eat it nice and slow, buddy. How slow? Pretty slow. Oh, you want it real slow? Yeah. So eat it nice and slow, buddy. How slow? Pretty slow. You want it real slow?

Yeah. You're better off just licking it. Yeah, lick it until it dissipates. A lot of licks before the first bite. This is one of our gayer shows. That's not really. He's just eating a banana slow. Yeah, you're right.

Use your hands. Oh! Honestly, maybe you put your other hand underneath in case any piece of it falls. Yeah. Stay a while. Oh, banana. Don't get comfortable.

Or get comfortable. If you could keep eye contact with the camera while you... Okay, this is slow banana cam. Jerry! You gotta actually eat it, Jerry. I'm eating it. I'm digging a... Okay, this is slow banana cam. You've got to actually eat it, Jerry. I mean, I'm digging a poke. Oh, that's real slow. Oh, yeah, you are, yeah. You're making that thing a road.

Like I'm barely eating it. Less teeth, less teeth. Less teeth. Okay. The Wi-Fi is so funny. funny, but it's pretty great. I know, that's actually perfect. Perfect. Oh, shit.

I'm going to cum. I'd rather do that. Don't make it weird. Oh, no. See? That's why your hand was underneath. It's so banana cam. It's just so stupid.

Well, at least you didn't have to do what Mint. Minty had to get wet and eat a banana. Slow banana cam. It's just so stupid. Well, at least you didn't have to do what Mint. Minty had to get wet and eat a banana. I rather do the fast banana than this. Where do you want the pudding? We'll say when. Don't worry. You can trust us.

I might be the only one who thinks this is fucking hilarious. He's just eating a banana as slow as possible. Mr. Beast Challenge. Whoever can keep their mouth on my cock the longest. It's Tesla. It's a Tesla. It should have been a slow banana competition. Oh, yeah.

MV1. My ass is so yeah. I'm V1. My ass is so wet. My ass, like, hurts a little bit. Like, it's the way it's – Having to walk around in the pants. It's so nice not being wet. Do the wet wheel. Let's do a wet wheel. Wet wheel.

We owe a wet wheel. We owe a wet wheel. Yeah, you're right. Let's go. How many of us remain? Three in here. Oh, and yeah, two in here. Four on TJ.

Three in here and two in there. So two more wet wheels. Put Jerry's slow banana in the lower third. Lower third. On, on it. Two in there. So two more wet wheels. Put Jerry Slow Banana in the lower third. Lower third. I love this show so much. Who's left in? Me, Owen, Sass, and then you and Zop. Brandon.

Brandon, sorry. So six is going down to four after this. Yeah, Jerry. Go banana. Go banana, Cam. Oh, my God. Wet wheel. We should submit this episode somewhere.

Yeah. Where would we submit it? Library of Congress. Yeah, on Tribeca Sundance. Why don't you go ahead and give that a whirl? I want the repeat. I want the dynasty drop. The dry-nesty.

All right. All right, Kat. Fuck. All right. We got to do two, right? Yep. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.

You're saying it's so nice to be dry. Icing on the cake. You know what? Let's go two in the shower. Spin it again. Bust in there and jump in with him. He won't know. He'll have no idea what's going on.

What the fuck? Oh, snap. Join your daddy. Bye-bye. Bye-bye, snap. Join your daddy. Bye-bye. Bye-bye, dry. That really sucks. You got to go. I really didn't want to get wet today.

Oh. None of us did. I'm coming with you. You've become like parody. Hey, big cat. You didn't want to get wet. Can you believe it? Run it.

Make sure he doesn't lock it. Make sure it doesn't get wet without you. What are you waiting on? Gurry. Take those pants off. Going naked. Just lower half naked. Winnie the Pooh-um. Winnie the Pooh-um.

I think you could Just a shirt No bottoms Is more eye catching Than fully naked The whole office Definitely stinks like Cigarettes now too

I'm watching people Come down the stairs And just like Wave in front of their nose Just as drastic Yeah I saw all of them Do embarrassing things

Cat naked in there Yeah Big Cat also took A chicken sandwich In there with him Ew he's going To wet filet It's just being dramatic. Yeah. I saw all of them do embarrassing things. Cat naked in there? Yeah, get in. Big Cat also took a chicken sandwich in there. Ew, he's going to wet filet? Wet bird. What was the company party like? For real, though. Why were they saying you're a drunk as KB?

I wasn't at all. There was people who were like, need it carried to their... Oh, I never even saw you. Yeah, I was chilling. That was clickbait. They were... What is he arguing? Oh, it was clickbait.

They were using your name. Yeah. You can see he's arguing. Why isn't Sass walking? What? Sass just saw something that really amazed him. It looks like we're catching him doing something. We should have spy cam on this debate.

Yeah, what's going on in there? I'm feeling sick to my stomach. I'm just being wet and eating spicy food. Wet, cigarettes. C wet and eating spicy food. Wet cigarettes. Cigs and coffee, dude. Wet sandwich? Wet sandwich. Because that's the only way you can one-up at this point is get a wet sandwich.

Is your Sammy wet? My sandwich is wet as fuck. Let me take a little bite. Oh, yeah. Pass it around. Boys get a bite. It's soggy. Ew.

Sash was like, ew. Ew. Ew. The water just gushed out of him when he bit into it. Oh, fuck. Oh, the bread is so gross. I've already had one. The bread is so gross.

Buy it, buy it, buy it. It's a brotherhood, Brandon. It's a wet sandwich, bro. I just saw the strand of spit. Oh, God. The bread is so gross. Oh, God. Oh, fuck.

No. Wet fucking Chick-fil-A. Disgusting. Open your mouth. That's disgusting. Open my mouth. I have a bite. Open it.

Make a full bite Owen Everybody did We have to take a bite Everybody's done it Bread is so gross Everyone took a bite. I can't even look at it. It looks delicious to me. Bread is so gross. Wet bread is the worst way to ever taste it. Ducks are dumb.

They do fuck with that. Dude, I had a massive bite. You have wet bread on your eyelashes right now. I didn't think you took a massive bite. I think you took a nibble. Let's get some fries in the mix, maybe. That'd dry us out. It's salt.

Sucks. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, God. Your hair wet? No, my hair's actually not wet. So... Oh, fuck. Your head didn't get wet? Let me get a fry. my hair's actually not wet. So... Oh, fuck.

Your head didn't get wet? Pick it up. Let me get a fry. Your hair doesn't look wet. What? Is your hair wet? I'm in the hallway with your towel. I guess I didn't get my hair wet.

You guess you didn't get your hair wet? I guess you didn't get your hair wet. I don't know how I didn't. I was spinning around in the shower for like 10 minutes. With your head out of it. I can go get my hair wet. It doesn't mean it. Like, my hair dries in one second.

I am so wet. Yeah, you are tell a man does it like help big cat get wet and then he like slammed his head on the fucking shower curtain then slipped oh fuck hell in the shower is almost a disaster. Let me go get Tommy. We'll do a round of balls. All right. The wet wheel always comes for you. You can never outrun the wet wheel. Everybody has to pay.

No, I want a Zod dry-nesty. I want to win every single time. And that'll be a t-shirt. What a dry-nesty that would be. The driest of all time. It's a dote. Thank you. Was one of these wet?

We got to dry this shit up. Sass was like almost puking because I just kept on putting the sandwich in the shower. Dude, I was like gagging in the bathroom. I was like, he's like, you're done. I was like, no, my sandwich isn't wet enough. I was just holding it under the shower. Also, Big Cat's sweatshirt just, like, wouldn't get wet. Yeah, it's very good.

Legends. Shout out Legends. All right. Who's going first? Che. Yes, Che. We got to get Brandon back in here. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, what is that? Oh, what? Were they smoking out there? Oh. Hey, Spider, you got... Actually, no, we're good. What? Oh, what? Oh. Hey, uh, Spider, you got... Actually, no, we're good. What? I'm gonna say a towel. Steven already wiped the floor.

I just don't want anyone to spill or slip. My brain's wet. Yeah. Wet brain. What? I hate walking. I'm walking like I shit myself. Yeah, I got wet.

I got wetter than I did last time. I'm so heavy. So at the end, you can turn in any of your ping pong balls? For two. This is Stephen Che right here, right? This is Che. Good work, Tommy. This is your next one.

I think Tommy's tired of our shit. 26. 26. 26. 26. Wet wheel comes for everyone, folks. Except for one of us. Except for one. Here we go.

Tommy, take this to Mr. Stephen Shea. I mean that immediately after wet phase where it's not that bad, but I can tell. It's coming. I'm starting to itch. I am too. This is awful. You haven't even hit the cold part yet. I'm freezing. You didn't even eat my wet sandwich.

That's how you know. Also, I got in the shower after Big Cat. It was cold. You don't like a warm shower? Ah, bro. It was horny. That's why you had to go do it. I had to sit in a pocket.

Hey, you're practicing watching a cold shower. That Navy SEAL. You're getting a rep in. I had to hop out and warm it up. Che. What do we have? Che. Che.

Che. Che. Che. Che. Che. Che, what do we have? Che. Che. Che. Che. Che. Che. Che. Raw dog review.

With Frank. You in the hot dog suit in the background. I'll be in the hot dog suit. Okay. All right. He's getting all the easy ones. Yeah, he is. I'm actually okay with that.

Yeah, me too. No, Che behind Frank in one of these. Frank's going to be pissed too. Frank's going to be super mad about that. Does he not know? There's a rumor. I think we should add that you've got to continually try to interrupt Frank. Yeah, we're never going to tell him.

Lil Sasquatch is next. Uh-huh. Which one is Lil Sasquatch? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I feel like the wetness is really bringing out the cigarette smell, too. Yeah, for sure. That's what it does.

28. 28. We're going to go over two hours. That's fine. Easily. Well, this is prep because we're going to be two hours every day. Right. Yeah.

Mr. Little Sass. Four to six. I'll throw it to him. Specific time. Oh, Just give it Nice I know I like how Tommy's disrespectful Show us a little karate Tommy

Just a quick move Just one move Fuck me What is it? Whoa Yes Double kick I got a bad one

Oh no Stolen joke stand up That's perfect Yes Double kick. I got a bad one. Oh, no. Stolen joke stand up. That's perfect. Yes. So you're just going to do an open mic? Yes. Oh, wow.

That was fucked up. That was wrong. What a jab. That was really fucked up. So you're just going to do an open mic? Where else would he do it? He's implying you steal jokes now. All right, so we're putting it home. We can't jab our boy.

We can't bust balls. Yeah, what happened to guys who didn't do it? You can't bust balls? Sass is going to do five minutes of completely ripped off material from a very famous comedian. Famous, yeah. From a very famous black comedian. Very well known. Very famous black comedian.

It's going to be very well known. We're going to videotape it, and that will be on the act next week. It'll be from some old Chris Rock stuff when he wore a leather jacket and was homophobic. Or Eddie Murphy. Hit it. Hit it. Sass going up there.

This is why grocery stores are racist. Here we go. I'm so glad Sass got that one. Uh-huh. Ran open. You're going to do great. There's one other one in there. Sass could get golden ball.

There's also Ken Trade. I think. You can trade. I don't think I would trade right now. There's also another stand-up in there. There's too many bad ones left. Yeah. Sass, you're going to do such great stand-up with your, you know,

grizzled voice from all the cigarettes. Oh, yeah. I smoke on stage. And just do Dave Chappelle's entire set. Give a round of high fives for the boys. Do his... All right. ...24.

What is this? Oh, I got a very easy one. Ice cream cone on air daily. That's the best one. That's the best one. That's literally the best one you can get. We had cone, sundae, and ice cream cone? Yes.

Write that in. Yeah, I'm trading this. Big Cat and I are, it's boring, it won't be entertaining for the show. Let's give me another one. Two more. You get two now. Oh, yeah. Give me two.

Two right now or at the end? Put that back in. Put that back in. No, no, no, no. You wanted that so bad. No, you got to put it back in. I love that we sat down and met, and the only good things we could think of were ice cream. We just had to break it up into threes.

Two for KB now. Two for KB now. Fuck it. Give me three balls. We all need balls, too. Don't be a hero. Don't be a hero. Who's back in? What number was that?

It was 21. Give me that back. Give me the envelope back. Eight. All right, so, Tommy, can you find number 21? We got to put it back in. All right, what's in the bag? We got a lot going on here.

This is eight. We just got eight. KB, you opened both at the same time. There are still two Yak Tats in there. By the way, KB can't trade now, right? He's done trading? He's done with his trade-ins. But he can still get golden ball.

And so could Sass. We could do any number from there means 21. Yeah, that's a good point. Actually, no, there's a higher TJ ball in there. All right, take it. Okay, put that back. And now take this to JB. You want to do two numbers?

He's got two numbers. He's got to do two. Let's do another number and I'll send both envelopes at the same time. Yep. Oh, yeah, efficient. Tommy, if you guess this number correct, your dad will give you $100. Whoa. If the eight, that's a TJ ball.

TJ ball. All right. You nearly scared me. All right, so you have eight and a TJ ball. All right. Here we go. So, wait, TJ ball means you get another one as well. At the end.

At the end. At the end. Oh, Brandon got his right away. Oh, yeah, he does. You get to go again. Oh, yeah, you do have to go again. Fuck. Let's see eight. Let's see eight. Wait, no, no, he doesn't. Show me eight. Show the end. Brandon got his right away. Oh, yeah, he does. You get to go again. Oh, yeah, you do have to go again. Fuck. C8.

Let's C8. No, no, he doesn't. Show me 8. Show me 8. Yeah, Brandon went again. Oh, he did right away? Oh, yeah, that's right. Didn't you do that because that was the first round?

Uh-oh. What is that? What's that? KB's on ball hog. What's that, KB? What is 8? You are a ball hog right now. My mom's going to kill me.

Jack Tat. Yeah. Jack Tat. Jack Tat. She called Jack Tat. Jack Tat. She called me up and she was like, I'm worried about the challenges. You will not be getting a tattoo. Wow. I said, yes, I am.

Paul says so, I am. Oh, no. 14? 14 for KB. But you could give that to TJ. I also hope he gets a second. TJ also said in our group text, if anybody gets a tat and doesn't want it, he will take it. All right, I might have to do that.

We'll see. Get it together. Ruins the balls. You shouldn't want to do your ball. Yeah, that's true. Imagine if he gets another yak tat and he has two. 14. Turns to sleeve.

Show me 14. That's the peak breakfast. Oh, what? Two days of delivering Breakfast in bed Yes and then somebody Has two days of breakfast In bed Oh

Do I have to give it To somebody? Yeah Yeah You have to deliver it To their hotel room Alright That's tough for KB

Yeah The mornings You gotta hold it In your hand like this too You gotta walk up Yes you can deliver it Whenever they want it Yes

This one's for me brother For Roan Give me a good one Tommy You trust me? I trust you. Brothers for life. Facts. KB has currently...

Oh, no. He just took all the balls. Yeah. He had like eight balls. 15. Did it make it? Yeah, 15. 15.

15. Come on. Tommy, come on. Tommy? Come on. I'm feeling very sick to my stomach. I don't know why. Is anyone else feeling great? I don't feel great.

I'm dry and un-cigarette-ed, so. I just sat up and there was an actual battle in my stomach. You didn't throw that. No respect. He didn't. No respect. You got a mutual respect. Uh-oh.

That's double. Uh-oh. That's big. That's big. Two days of breakfast in bed. She ate his liver up, bitch. It has such good comedic timing. It really does.

It's great. That's awesome. What are the fucking chances that... And Che, if anybody asks why you're eating the ice cream like that, say you couldn't decide which you wanted. 22. I'll also allow you to do one of your Palm Sundays and cones in the background of Frank's review. You may.

What number? 22. 22. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. That's Mr. Big Cat. Oh, boy. That's Mr. Big Cat. Oh, no. Drink?

There's a cooler over there. Go get you one. Ask for s'mores at every restaurant. That's going to be good. You have to ask twice. You have to ask twice. So when she comes for appetizers, be like, hey, do you have s'mores? And when she comes back for entrees, just be like, I'm just going to go with the s'mores.

And you got to film yourself. Every single time. All right. Okay. No matter how nice. Shit. Okay. Easy.

Have s'mores. What happens if they have it? If they're not having s'mores. If they have s'mores, I kill myself. Yeah, what happens if they don't really have a s'more? I bring a loaded gun with me every single time. If the restaurant has s'mores. I kill myself. What happens if you bring a loaded gun with me every single time? The rest of you has s'mores. I kill myself.

You know what you did. You're even shocked by that. All right. So I have to videotape myself doing that every time. Someone will film you. Yeah. No, Hank will film me. It'll be discreet.

Yeah. Let's do it. It's for me. We're running low on balls. Yeah. Uh-oh. Loser. Loser daddy.

Loser daddy. Loser daddy. Oh, shit. One. What does it mean? That's the wettest envelope. Yeah, why is that? It is a wet envelope. I don't know how that happened.

You just put in a couple wet balls. It was a wet ball. It was a wet dick, so. All right. The Hooser. Oh, fuck! That's the best one. We have to carry him to and from stage every day.

Shit! And he's going to have five pound ankle weights. It's just not on at all. We have to literally... like pallbearers. I think he puts his arms out like this and he looks like a statue. We have to carry him from the front door to the stage.

You got a slug Christ? After the show we all have to carry him off of the stage. I want to do pallbearer once. Or I think we got to do like the arm thing where we like go make a little seat with our arms. Oh, yeah, like me. All right. This one's for Nicky.

Is this our last round? No, this is the third round. We'll have to run a wet wheel at the end and then run this thing back. Yep. And then I have poison balls, so I get the remaining two. Yep. I have a TJ ball. Show me Fitty.

Oh. Fitty. Go, go, go, T. T.J. Ball. Show me Fitty. Oh. Fitty. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go, Tommy. It's your birthday.

Thank you, Tom. Oh. Disrespect. All right, Tommy. Stop doing that. Tommy, keep doing it. That was awesome, man. If you're giving out high fives, man, I got one over here, man.

Oh, no. What do we got? Oh, no. Oh. Oh. What? Oh, no. What? You got to videotape that, no. What do we got? Oh, no. Oh, fuck! Breakfast with Pete! What? Oh, no.

What? You got to videotape that, too. Breakfast with Pete? Oh, but... That actually is the worst. That is the worst one. No, that's... You have to have a full breakfast. No phones.

No phones. Nick really didn't want this one. Set up a video. It's the worst one. Set up a video camera. Go live, maybe? Yeah, maybe go live. It's not a cafe. It's a plated breakfast. Yes, plated Yeah, maybe go live. It's not a cafe.

It's a plated breakfast. Yes, plated breakfast. You can't. It's not like, oh, you should get a muffin. Sitting down. Having breakfast with a guy. Having breakfast. I wouldn't even.

Videotaping. He's not a guy. Videotaping. We'll do the best of. We'll edit it down. We both will wear lavs. It'll be a tough edit. God damn it.

I think I'm going to throw up. You're actually sick. Yeah, I feel like I'm going to throw up on myself. Party! He's your favorite?

Yeah, Owen's everyone's favorite. Oh, shit! Pete, dance on his grave. Oh, no. Yeah! Oh! He's paying.

I'm paying. He's paying. Ask every guest for a vaccine ID. Oh, no. Fuck yeah, that's good. I love how Pete knew that was like a punishment. He like went and rubbed it in my. Yeah. Fuck yeah, that's good. I love how Pete knew that was like a punishment. He like went and rubbed it

in my face. You don't like that one? I don't think it's funny. I'm going to trade it. Trade it in? Yeah. Yeah, I agree. So is that back in the...

It's back in. Unless you want to... Do we want to just cancel that one? Let's cancel it. All right. You get two now. We'll cancel that. All right.

All right. I'm funny. All right, you'll cancel that. I'll take two. I think we need to be careful. It's funny for us, but I don't think it would be funny for the guests who might not like that. I think that makes it funnier. Is that the point? You've got to do it at least once though. I'll still do it. If it's funny, I'll try it once.

33. 33. There you go. I don't think I would get myself to talk loud enough for the guests to hear. Because you're the chillest. Because you're always fucking chill, bro. What is it? What is that?

Goatee. Goatee. Oh, you don't have one. You don't have one. I can't get one that quick. All right, put it back in. Put it back in. What about like a synthetic goatee? A fake goatee? Goatee. Oh, you don't have one. You don't have one. I can't get one that quick. All right, put it back in. Put it back in. What about like a synthetic goatee?

Fake goatee. Fake goatee. Still put it back in. We're running out of balls. Are we? I think we may. No, I'm saying put the ball back in. Yeah, somebody else can get it.

Okay, okay. Fake goatee is funny. All right, take ball 33 back out. Can you fake goatee the whole time? You have to get a fake goatee? Will we draw it on? Put that back in. Put 33 back in. 33 is fake goatee the whole time? You have to get a fake goatee? Put that back in. 33 is fake goatee. Give that back to Brandon.

What was 33? How are you going to do it? Are you going to do it? What do you want to do? I think he picks another one. Another. The goatees. There are goatee men in here. I was. He's, I mean, the goatees, there are goatee men in here.

I was prepared. I could also look. Me, Brandon, Roan, KB. Sass. The machine is working hard as fuck. Yeah. Machine's working overtime.

I'll do the vaccine ID still for the trouble. Okay, so take this one. This is the O one. No, no, no. The mouth. Do that, too. Yeah.

With your mouth, like a dog. Oh. Not the wires. All right, this is, wait, no, four, four. You have it in your hand. No, I don't. We gave you four. It's on the floor.

The mouth method doesn't really work trying things oh okay oh wait i thought we're doing a wet wheel stolen joke stand up oh my god he's opening up for sass oh my god oh and can i can i request that owen does only uh steven right jokes that would be oh that would be funny. I think Owen should steal Sass's set. No. Yeah. All right, so you boys will both be doing stand-up, stolen jokes. Fantastic.

What a night. I guess you want to start doing that. Oh, and you got to do Stephen Wright. That would be so fucking good. Rowan, you good? No. I feel terrible. I feel so bad.

Very sick. Is it the cigarettes or the wetness? And it's the cigarettes, the wetness, the coffee, and the wet bread, and the spicy sandwich. It's just all like a perfect storm inside of me. I feel terrible. All right, we doing wet wheel here? Yeah, we got a wet wheel.

Will that make you feel better? Yeah. All right, wet wheel. Oh, my God. Wet wheel. So two are getting decided here. And then we'll do our last round, and that'll be perfect. We'll end with the wet champion.

Oh! No! No! Oh, it's over. Over. Dynasty. Dynasty is over. Can we bang out this one until we have a winner?

This is bone killing. We'll go one more right now. And then we'll do the last two after the championship round. Oh, there he goes. All right, you want to spin it again? You can share a shower. Yeah. Spin it again.

What if I share a shower with him? He'll never get wet. It'll just be dry. It's true. He's going to stand beneath your legs. Brando. All right. Oh, we have a. Brando. All right. Oh, we have a new driest.

All right. It's TJ or Owen. We'll do that after round four. This is very exciting. Woo! Oh, I love the win. Oh, nice. Oh, and the chillest and potentially the driest.

How's everyone feeling about their options? I don't know what mine are yet. What do you mean? I have poison ball and luggage swap, so I don't know who I'm swapping with. Oh, yeah, yeah. There's two feeling about their options? I don't know what mine are yet. What do you mean? I have poison ball and luggage swaps. I don't know who I'm swapping with. There's two Lakers balls in there still. And I have to get breakfast with Pete.

That sucks. I'm happy about I think the confessional is tough, but I'm happy that it's me. I feel like I'm prepared to... You don't fear hell. I think I only have two balls. What? That's impossible.

No, wait. What did I get on the spin? Watch cold shower, two packs of cigs, and jokes stand up. There's a lot of cigarettes left in there, boys. A little donut for Big Cat. Oh, throw me one, Big Cat. I know I have three, but like KB has five. Throw none, because he had to put some back in.

Yeah. Oh, and he also has a TJ ball. Yeah. He did a Swaps also has a TJ ball. Yeah. He did a swap ski and a TJ ball. There's two more sets of two packs of cigarettes. There's Lakers jerseys. Fuck. There's a lot.

It's a lot. I don't think I've ever seen Zaw wet. He looks good. He looks natural. He does. He's wet. I've never seen this man wet. He's walking. He does. He's wet. He's walking. I've never seen this man wet.

He's walking gingerly. Yeah, he is. He found a way to just be dry his entire life. Come on in. Wetza. Yeah, look at Wetza. Wetza, yes. He's our wet king.

Whoa, he is. Switch that camera. Oh! Oh, we're missing it. We're missing it. What's up with the camera? Switch the camera. One more.

One more. One more. Wetza. One more. One more. One more. What's up? What's up? His glasses are gone. Oh, you didn't. Oh, you didn't. I was like, you didn't go in with him.

But you did. He did. He definitely did. Oh, he's wet as fuck. Oh, look at these. Ginger wet walk that you have to do. It's a very ginger walk. It's the same as if you shit yourself.

That's a good game show. Wet or shit. Oh, man. We're wet shit. Wet shit. You could get a wheel going. Now I like where your head's at. Wet shit wheel. So who, you're showering, correct? I'm cold showering and

I'm watching. I'm getting breakfast. Getting you breakfast. I'm getting a tattoo. I'm wearing skate clothes. Wait, call your mom right now. Nah. Come on. Nah, she knows'm wearing skate clothes. Wait, call your mom right now. Nah. Come on. She knows. She's watching. I'll just send you a text.

Text me. Text me, Ma. Are we going to get out of night? Can't wait for this breakfast in bed. That's going to be nice. I get to pick the breakfast. No, you don't. There's nice. I get to pick the breakfast. No, you don't.

No, you do not. Says huh. Says huh. There's no way you get to pick my breakfast. Oh, here comes Brandon. Little wet bitch. Oh, geez. Those are soaked.

Alpha looking. Soaked. Will you get the hallway too? We're out of warm water. Yeah. It's all cold now. I used it all. I used a bunch of it.

Oh, no, because KB left it on. Give me him. Give me him. Give me him. Give me him. Oh, fuck. Damn. I'm all wet.

I'm so exhausted. Oh, Brennan. No, fuck you. I showered so long ago. I'm, like, dry now. I'm not dry. I'm not by any means dry. This Legends shit is... Moisture. I'm like dry now. I'm not by any means dry. This Legends shit is...

It's wicks. That John wicks. It's all the way. Adam Warhol. There he goes. There he goes. He looks like a shoddy. Alright, next round.oddy. All right.

All right, next round. Next round. Last round. Anything else? Any other wheels that we have to satisfy? And then after this round, you can do your trades if you want. Uh-huh. Poison ball.

Poison ball and the TJ balls. There's still a golden ball. I can't imagine being covered in juice right now. Golden ball means you get to trade. Never can. If you get the golden ball, you can trade one of yours with someone else's no questions asked. Imagine this as like a first date topic. If we were covered in juice right now, what would you do?

And then what? Would you lick me up? I'm just covering myself in juice without me. Tommy's coming in with the Oculus. Oh, yeah, he is. I got wet. All right. All right, yeah right. All right.

Yeah, Tommy, just click the button. Tommy, find the button. Older. Older. Wetter. Warmer. Dryer. Yes.

Oh. Something's fishy. He didn't hit it. Who's up now? Owen. Nick, right? Oh, it's snakes. You're the last're the last one though oh this is your last ball gotcha this is your last one yeah you're not the last one tommy you don't have to give the

envelopes you can just hit the button you have to get the balls oh yeah six nine nine nine nine passes down why are these all it goes, because he's added a couple balls. It should be towards the back half. Owen's last one. Nine. Nine. He's really playing Oculus. Rich with cigarette smoke in here.

All right, Owen. Golden ball. Oh! What does that mean? What does that mean? What does that even mean? He traded the end with anyone he wants for any ball he wants at the end. Yep. It's like Owen's not going to be doing stand-up.

You can't say anything about it. No, Owen's going to do stand-up. That would be hilarious. But think about it because, like, if you think someone would be funnier to do stand-up or if you think it would be funnier for someone to do whatever. Mm-hmm. What about content? Okay. Tommy hit it again. This one to do whatever. What about content? Okay.

Tommy hit it again. This one's for Nick. Nick's final ball. I actually have to do two more after this. You never got six out. It's alright. It'll go out. Balls. Oh, maybe some dramatic music. I feel like we haven't had any drama recently. 27. That was a clean ball. There it is. 27. Clean ball. There it is.

27. Clean balls. Clean balls. Clean balls. Oh, man. Who's that character? Who is that? A little man. Disappointed. Clean balls.

Clean balls. Oh, man. God damn it OBFAD That's one belly flop a day Oh Fuck Nicky in the pool

Nicky in the pool Every morning We'll get a video of that We're gonna rate it You got the obfad Oh man That sucks Sorrowful music.

Tommy, hit it again. Tommy, hit it again. You know what, Tommy? Keep playing. I'll hit it. He's having fun. The boys have fun. That's right.

What are you playing, Tommy? Oculus. He's playing Room Raiders. This machine might die. die oh what was that dropped to the ground what ball is that 33 that's goatee

I can do that Brandon goatee that's gonna die you gotta die you have to die you have to die yeah huh look at the picture Brandon

look at the picture yeah you gotta die no you don't have to die that was not a thing look at the picture oh Brandon. Look at the picture. Yeah, you got to die. No, you don't have to die. That was not a thing. Look at the picture. Oh, I feel bad. She's mopping the hall. Sorry.

Sorry. Sorry. Oh, Siento. It's only going to get worse when we get out of here. There's one of them, right? Look at the picture, Brandon. Look at the picture, Brandon. Tell me that's not a dyed goatee.

It's a dyed goatee. It's a dyed goatee. The only color you drew any of this in. You got to dye it. You got to get lip filler, too. You got to dye it. Yeah, you do. Lip filler. Lip filler.

Very clearly a black face. Yes. Yes. You got to dye it. You got to dye it. All right, hit it again, Tommy. Tommy, hit it again. This one's for Big Cat. This. Yes. You got to die. You got to die. All right, hit it again, Tommy. Hit it again. This is for Big Cat.

This is for Mr. Big Cat. Hit it again, Tommy. One more. Mr. Big Cat. Come on. 17. 17. What could this be?

A lot of sigs left in there. A lot of sigs. What am I thinking? Ah. Oh! What is it? The next book. The next book.

Oh, yeah. That rocks. I haven't read a book in, like, 10 years book. The 10x book. Oh, yeah. That rocks. I haven't read a book in like 10 years. That's a good one. Oh, fuck. And you have to tell us something. Oh, I'll get everyone on the 10x. What was your peak of literature on the dozen? John Grisham?

John Grisham novels. Fuck. The Walmart literature section. That sucks. All right. That sucks so bad. I only read like 30% of them. All right, Roan. All right. People are going bad. Here we go. I'm going to read like 30% of them. All right, Roan.

All right. People are going to hate me because I'm going to be tweeting like passages and be like, I don't even fucking like this guy. All right, hit it again, Tommy. Tommy, hit me one nice.

Come on. Come on. Last ball. Last ball. Last ball. Give him something bad. Actually, Roan's kind of steezy. Give me his luggage. 36.

36. Roan luggage. Come on. Come on. Do you remember any of the numbers? No. Oh, I love that timing with the music. That's awesome.

Let's clip that. 36. Take a celebrity bus tour. That's fine. Is that good? Is that bad? Do you want to go again? What does celebrity mean?

Do you want to go again? I'll trade it back in for two more balls. I'll trade it for two more balls. Two more balls. Two more balls. Two more balls. Two balls. Two balls. Hit the two. OK, Sash, don't complicate things. It's not complicated. I'm looking at it. Tell me what game you plan. Playing Room Raiders. Mini putt.

Or two. Two. Tell me another ball, please. Should have just taken the celebrity bus. Two. I think that would suck. It would. Is that every day or just once? Once.

What is it? What is it? Go to the dentist and get my teeth cleaned. Dentist. Yes, you're a confession and dentist. No. I get one more? The other one was...

What's the next one? Is that three? I think we just got three. Three. Three, number three? Dentist. Dentist is bad. Yeah, that sucks, dude.

That's a long one. Ask a guest for a selfie as soon as they are on stage. Okay. That one's not bad. That's not bad. So that's my five. All right. There's your five.

Use my trade in. Pretty much locked in. Wait. So what are the swap rules? Why am I holding watch, cold, shower, day? You've already traded. I don't have this, do I? No, you don't.

No, you don't. That was your original, and then we put it in the wheel. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I need KB to get another tattoo. 23. Two tattoos. Your cleaning might be nice. You're looking zen right now, brother.

Happy. Happiest I've been in a while. Get some cigs in. Let's get some cigs for KB. 23. Let's give cigs to KB. Hey, Grant, let's go one more round. Yeah.

Let's go ahead and clear the balls. Let's do it until the balls are gone. I need to know what my poison ball is. You're going to have to do another round. Yeah, I want to clean it. 23 give cigarettes go one more round yeah I need to know what my boys Want to clean it I want to we're gonna be very close to no Yeah, we got it looks not a lot in there, but what do you get a Lee tanning bed? So bad for a tattoo yeah, I think it's gonna bubble. No, it's tanning bed or spray tan, right? Oh, tanning bed. Oh, tanning bed. So you're going to be wearing 2008 skatewear with a tattoo and a tan.

Yes. The machine is so just. By the end of the week, I want you looking like Snooki. Like, I want you fully tan by the end of the week. I want you to put the little Playboy bunny sticker on you. I want you getting canceled online. Yeah. This week's going to rule for you. I want you getting canceled online. This week's going to rule for you.

You might get too much. Somebody cough while I say the P word. Tommy, hit it. Hit it, Tommy. Hit it, hit it, hit it. Tommy, come here. He's in the metaverse, brother. Buying real estate. What is it?

34. 34. 34. 34 sounds bad. Last envelope, but then we'll handle the rest. We'll handle the rest after this. He can do this one and then Stephen Che and then you can go play. Give that one to Sass.

Thank you, Tommy. Respectful handle. Wait for the music to open it up. Tommy's about done with this shit. I get it. Tommy, anything we could do for you? Anything you want that we could help you with? What do you got there, Sass?

Oh, no. Something a day. Two hours of rollerblading a day. Fuck you. I thought it was just rollerblading. You got to use that time to smoke your cigarettes. Oh, smoking. That honestly sounds awesome.

Yeah. That sounds amazing. You got to find it. We need a highlight package. Rollerblading down by the water. Yeah. Six. Oh, yeah. But you're going to have to find a way to videotape some of that.

Two hours is also... You have to be in rollerblades, not like constantly moving. I'm gonna be moving. You're gonna do it for five minutes and be like, that was like two hours. I'll tape you from a lead jog. Yes. I'm gonna be

rollerblading, smoking cigs, and thinking of what jokes I'm going to steal all at once. That's the life, man. While you watch me shower. Fuck. I forgot about that.

Jay's last ball. And then I need to turn in my poison ball. Two balls. Yeah, I have a golden ball as well. We're going another round, though, aren't we?

Yeah. Well, yeah. Oh, no. Cat said he wants to just put it right in the bowl. What does he got? Yeah. Well, yeah. Oh, no. Cat said he wants to just get her out the hole. What has he got? Yak! Yak!

And Che! Steven! Oh, my God. What did he say? He has no tattoos. Tattoos. We know. Steven Che is going to have to get a yak tat.

Yak tat for Che. What are you getting? The Bucks logo. I don't know. No, it has to be yak themed. I thought it has to be the Yak logo. No, Yak-themed. Yeah.

You can get a shark-eating duck. You can get the block. You could get a ping-pong ball, just a circular ping-pong ball. All right, I'll think on it. You're getting one? Yeah. Yeah. Yay!

Legend! Legend! We know Kyle's not converting to Judaism, but you never know. Yeah. Yeah. What? You can't be buried you never know. Yeah. What? You can't be buried with a tattoo. Yeah.

You hate Judaism. All right, so should we go one more round? I think. How many more do we have? Anybody that didn't turn in their balls should. We got a lot of. Yeah. May I turn in my poison ball? Yes, but you want to do that now or you want to do it.

Should we go one more round? I think he's got to do it now. I think he should do it now. I think I have to do it now. Because if we go another round, there might be too few. There are 12 balls left. So I would like to propose a trade to Nicky. Tell me you don't want breakfast with Pete.

I would like to trade ask for s'mores at every restaurant for belly flop. Oh, big deal. Yeah. I have to ask for s'mores with Pete? Every restaurant. Yeah, this is arbitrary. Oh, I would like it. I will be belly flopping every day.

I also think that's funnier than Nick belly flopping. It is. I was going to just forget to ask s'mores. Does anyone do for a teeth cleaning? Actually, you need to. All right. That's my one trade then. You can either trade in or trade with somebody. s'mores. Is anyone due for a teeth cleaning? Actually, you need to. Alright, so That's my one trade then. You can either trade in or trade with somebody. You gotta get two balls now.

I have to get two balls. Just take them now. Take them now. Tommy? Tommy, I poisoned. Two balls, please. Okay, you're good. Alright, yeah, Tommy. Go play, Tommy. Tommy, good job today. Good job, Tommy. Way to go, Tommy. Play right here. That's good. Go job, Tommy. Way to go, Tommy. Go play, Tommy.

This is for who? Can we get Tommy Smokes to do this? We got two for Nick. 24. And? Did you hit it for three or two? Two, two, two. 24 and? 24 and... You hit it for three or two? Two, two, two. 24 and...

24 and... There's too few ball. That's a single digi. That is a seven. 24-7. 24-7. Wild. That does not mean good things.

I have to assign TJ one as well. So does KB. We don't have enough for another full round. Yeah, we do. Oh, no. I can only consume liquids when I'm in the bathroom. You're a brainchild. Have fun with that.

That's bad. That's bad. When you're at breakfast with Pete, you're going to have to leave the table, go to the bathroom, and drink water. But you still have to be having breakfast with him, so he has to come to the bathroom with you. That's actually terrible. That's the worst one there could be. I have one more.

You got seven, too. Ah, fuck. I hope he luggage swaps. Mystery number three. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, man. All right. That means he could

Potentially have to show A blackout drunk Which would mean He'd have to get Blackout drunk In the bathroom That would be Fucking fun

Oh god damn it Another round? I think we should go I think we should We have to get one more round Let's go We have enough balls Yeah let's do it

Steven Wait but doesn't No Steven goes again Let's just go Oh okay Should balls. Yeah, let's do it. Steven. Wait, but doesn't... No, Steven goes again. Let's just go. Oh, okay. Should we do TJ and Golden's now or after? After. Wait, how does Golden work? Golden just means you can trade with anyone for anything. Alright, perfect.

Here we go. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, sorry. Alright, just stay up there. I'll open this for yeah, yeah. Sorry, sorry. All right, just stay up there. I'll open this for you, Steven. So we have... Sigs left. It's all Sigs. In and out.

There's a Sigs in and out. There's Laker jerseys. I think there's only one in and out, to be honest. I don't know, though. There's Lakers jerseys. There's two in and outs. There's two Lakers jerseys. I think there's only one in and out, to be honest. I don't know, though. There's two in and outs. There's two Lakers jerseys. Is this for Mr. Steven? Yep.

For Mr. Sass. 19 for Steven. Steven? Rent a Lambo. Oh, shit. This one is on Hollywood Boulevard. Yeah. There's like you can basically pay 50 bucks to drive in like you sit shotgun with a random dude.

Oh, I'm not driving. You might be able to. You might be able to. It's so beta. It's so beta. It's so beta. It's so beta. That's awesome.

Jay's going to love it, I think. Maybe in your hot dog suit? I don't know. Yeah, you have to do it in your hot dog suit. If you pull up to a Lambo in the background of a raw dog and get out in a hot dog suit. Oh, yes. It's for Mr. Sasquatch. Mr. Sas. Sas.

That's the worst one of the bunch. I feel so sick. Pass it down, pass it down. I think it might be more six. No, it's not. Four packs in five down. Pass it down. I think it might be more six. No, it's not. Four packs in five days. Pass it down. Holy shit.

I have no idea. I hope it's more six. I hope it's more six. 16 six a day would be a lot. I hope it's more six. 16 six a day. 5K run. Fuck me, dude.

This is just going to be a workout week for me. You have to work out. You have to rollerblade two hours. You have to smoke two packs of cigs for two hours. And run a 5K. You can't rollerblade the 5K. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.

It's the perfect combo. All right, so I only have to smoke the cigs the first. I only have to smoke the cigs all week. Yeah. Two packs. You can finish them all the first night. I'm going to smoke the SIGs the first. I only have to smoke the SIGs all week. Yeah. You can finish them all the first night. I'm going to run the 5K the first day. Okay. I love how you complained over much smaller things.

Just taking this. Why? Because this sucks. You're being pretty good. I think you should run it the last day. No, you don't get to change it. For fun. You don't get to change it.

For the people. For the people. You should do first day, last day. I, you don't get to change it. For fun. You don't get to change it. For the people. For the people. You should do first day, last day. I'm blowing through that 5K. 21. 21. I feel like I have 10. Yeah, I have so many.

Well, you went on that ball hog run where you got like four in a row. Dude, we've been making jokes about getting the SIGs and the 5K like the whole week. I got the ice cream cone on air daily. Oh, you already had that. Yeah, and I traded it. I'm keeping it. Yeah, you have to. Keep it, keep it.

You already got tat and tanning patch. What are all of yours, Kyle? I don't even remember. Are we going to post these? Yeah. So many. Seven things? I wish we could get these printed out and get them like laminated.

Yeah, we wear them around all week. What is it? 35. Oh, I really hope it's not Sig's in and out. It's in and out. In and out. Oh, Rome.

Oh, Rome. Who are you doing that with? See ya. To your breakfast in bed. I'm trading, man. Oh, yeah, that's right. You have a hold of the ball. It's the worst one by far.

I'd be feeling miserable. Okay, so Roan's eating in and out for the entire week. Especially, like, I currently have the feeling of gross Chick-fil-A in my stomach. This is for me? Roan has the worst, I think. Yeah, for sure. We have so many envelopes. Dentists? Not Yeah, for sure. We have so many envelopes. Dentists?

And not many balls. What? 40. We have so many envelopes. Are we missing some? Might be. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh! Fool Laker! Laker Dan! There he is! Laker Dan! Oh, fuck. He's going Fool Laker. Laker Dan. He's going Fool Laker. What does that entail? I have to wear a jersey every single day.

There's going to be a lot of big names who respect you until this week. You have to wear the full uniform too, right? You got to find shorts. You got to find your guy's brand. Bar stool. You're wearing a LeBron jersey right now. I'll be wearing the Magic jersey. Oh, you have a Magic jersey? You got a Magic and a LeBron jersey right now? I'll be wearing the Magic jersey. Oh, you have a Magic jersey?

I got a Magic and a LeBron. Fuck. Why did we go one more round? I'm just going to do an interview. I have like seven interviews on part of my team. That was 41. Oh, man. Oh, you're right.

Shit. I think there's only one Laker in there. How many envelopes do we have left? It seems like a ton. It is a ton. We only have five balls left? 45. Dude, I can't believe I traded in like...

Oh. Celebrity bus tour. Chilling. Wind in your hair. Double decker bus. If anyone wants full Laker, I'm open to trading. I would take full Laker. Yeah, I would like to see Nick in that. Iilling. Wind in your hair. Double decker bus. If anyone wants full Laker, I'm open to trade. I would take full Laker.

Yeah, I would like to see Nick in that. I already traded, though. Oh, boom. I'll trade. What is it? Two packs of cigs. I'll trade. Boom. There it is.

I'll smoke the cigs. So, Randy, you got to wear a LeBron jersey and the shorts every single day with your ankle weights. Oh, yes. Yes. Fuck you. We have to carry him in the Laker uniform. We have to carry him in with his ankle weights. You got to wear that to the airport, too.

Yes. There's a suitcase. We have a Laker suitcase. I don't think I have the shorts. We're going to have to buy the shorts when we get out there, but I have... Let's go to the NBA store. Yeah. LeBron jersey. It's going to be long. Let's go get it. I'll go get it right now.

Oh, like right now? Yeah, I'm going to go get it right now and see what it looks like. Oh, I thought you meant the shorts. Yeah. I'm just going to run out. Alright, so I'm smoking cigs with you, Sass. Fuck yeah. That's going to be awesome in the middle of the night when we both are outside at like 3 a.m. I think I'm going to try to do one pack the first day.

Yeah. 47 for who? Me? I feel like I have a lot too. Some people just have good shit. I got swap luggage. With myself? I think that cancels out you.

You don't get to pack. You don't have enough balls to do another ball. You don't get luggage, I think. We have five envelopes left. Yeah, we have five envelopes left. I think you should have to just take the rest of the envelopes after he goes. Yeah, I guess so.

Yeah, you're right. I guess that does add up. All of them. We said if that happened. Yeah, we did have that. We said if you get both luggage spots. We get all of the envelopes. Only right.

Okay, I apologize. I said it wouldn't happen. You were right. 13. Uh-oh, bad number. All right, so, Nick, I think you take two random envelopes. Okay. Set a luggage.

Okay. Luggage is out. Luggage is out, so I get to keep my clothes. So don't even do the numbers. Yeah, you're right. Oh, fuck. What? Chaos wheel.

The luggage is back. Everything's back up. Everything's back up. In-N-Out's back up. In-N-Out's back up. Luggage is back up. Six back up In-N-Out's back up In-N-Out's back up Luggage is back up Six back up Lakers

You guys already did your trade Yeah, but it doesn't matter It's already It's all back in The trade is null and void Everything's on that wheel This whole round is back in Yes

This whole round is back Aos wheel Aos wheel Wait Wait So you have to take an envelope now From who? From here.

From there. As your substitute so we're not trapped in the wheel. We're done with the balls. There's only four envelopes left. So you take one. The rest are going to be nicks after the chaos wheel. Right. Yes, yes.

So the chaos wheel is going to be Stephen's Lambo. Oh, this is empty. That's why. Oh, there we go. Which one? The chaos wheel chaos wheel at the perfect time get owen some ciggies bless my body oh yeah we do have to finish the wet wheel we gotta do that so luggage swap is back in luggage swap is back in here's the list of things that are back on the wheel. Lambo. Mystery number four. All right. Oh, okay.

So that one you keep. Lambo, 5K, In-N-Out. What did Ice Cream Cone. Sigs. Sigs. Lakers. Luggage Swap. Luggage Swap.

And Mystery number four. Mystery number four. You know, but I thought we just cut out Luggage Swap. No, now it's back. Oh, now it's back. Now it's back. Sigs. Oh, wow.

This is a good one. Yes. This is a great chaos wheel. Holy shit. This is a big wheel. What about the Lambo ride? Give me the Lambo ride. I want the 5K.

Should we, before we do the chaos wheel? Because chaos wheel is basically the end. Yes. This is going to be over. So should we do the last wet wheel before we do the chaos? And TJ also needs to get his. I'd like to say last chaos wheel went that way, and this chaos wheel should go this way.

So before we do the last wet wheel, and TJ balls golden ball. Should we wheel to see the order of the chaos wheel? No. TJ, wait. TJ, wet wheel first, and then TJ balls. So wet wheel, best of seven. Alright, wet wheel.

That was a scary sight. My wife just texted me, wait, did you get wet again at work today? Let me work, babe. What is happening? Why do you keep coming home from work soaking wet? How does this keep happening? Work at a pool? Your kids are just going to think dads get wet at work.

Yeah. Go to work. We get wet. We come home. All right. So we're doing wet wheel right now? Wet wheel, TJ balls, golden ball, final. Oh, I think TJ balls and golden balls have to go after the chaos wheel.

Yeah. Wet wheel, chaos wheel, TJ balls, golden ball. Yes. Yes. All right. So wet wheel, best of seven. Wet wheel, best of seven. A win. TJ versus Owen. For the new driest. A win for the new driest in the office.

The new driest in the office. Good luck. All right. God's giving us a standby. I feel like I'm going to throw up all over myself. I feel like we got some good – everyone's got some good stuff. This Chaos Wheel is going to be interesting, though. On the best of seven, you want to see your name picked.

Some people got some in and out. You want to see your name picked on the best of seven, right? Yes. That's a point. Yes you're right kyle that didn't look like it at all spasming are you from being wet oh no you got no body fat anymore good wait wait on how you holding up the wet wheel right now you ain't feeling good bro throw up on the show. Rone feels terrible. What's every this? The React crew carrying Brandon on stage every day.

The Paul Pierce picture. Brandon will have shit in his pants. Oh, man. All right. Oh. Here we go. Looks like an electrode.

Looks like a Pokeball. That's what an electrode is. It looks like it's an upside down one. Shut the fuck up. These colors look like a Pokeball. That's what Electrode is. It looks like it's an upside-down one. Shut the fuck up. These colors look like a Pokemon ball. Shut up. One for Owen Dry.

All right. Owen's ecstatic. There you go 2-0 run 2 for Owen Dry There's no such thing as a comfortable lead Well Out with the wheel Gazza almost blew a 4-0

Or 3-0 I wonder if the warm water's back Wow 3-0 Oh man It's going to be a clean sweep I wonder if the warm water's back. Wow. 3-0. Oh, man. It's going to be a clean sweep. Bitch.

Oh, fuck. Wait, if TJ gets sweeped or swept. Sweeped. Yeah, no, you had it right. If TJ gets sweeped. What is that? I wish we had a tub. Wait, is sweep juice wet? Dunk him.

Sweep is juice wet. Ah, TJ. No, no, no, no. Don't make him juice wet. Wait, is Sweep juice wet? Don't come. Sweep is juice wet. Ah, TG. No, no, no, no. Don't make him juice wet. No, no, no. No one's juice wet. I'm not the one making him juice wet. He's doing it to himself.

Oh, no, no, no, no. All right. And it's... All right, here we go. Okay, okay. Here we go. Here we go. CJ?

No juice wheel. I'd love to Here we go. Okay, okay. Here it comes. Here it comes, TJ. No juice wheel. I'd love to get wet. Oh, it sucks. Much worse today than it was last week. Well, it's also just bad after, like, an hour where you're just, like, you're just moist. Yeah. Everything's sticking to me. We all got a lot wetter this week. Clothes just don't dry.

Oh. Oh. Is this it? Two, two, three, two, three, two. Just got to win two, TJ. Come on, TJ. Got to win two. Look how chill Owen looks.

Oh, shit. Kill us in the office. I steal your girl. Mr. Steal your son. Owen. I'm gay. Oh, TJ. Ty? This fucking wheel. This wheel's like Mario Kart. Three, three? Owen I'm gay Oh TJ Oh

I This fucking wheel This wheel's like Mario Kart 3-3 3-3 It all comes down to this Oh my days This is indeed

I love when hot Mike gets Oh my days indeed Oh my days Alright Owen whatever happens here. Oh, of course. Yes, of course. Oh, man, this could be incredible.

I have to get wet. Incredible. Here we go. Oh! Wet TJ. Wet TJ. Wet TJ. Wet TJ.

Oh, the wheel was just this time. The wheel was just. Well done, Owen. Chill us in the driest. TJ's going to get a little wet. I'm going to get a little wet. Oh, you respect the dryness. You got to respect the wheel.

But now we can... The dryness. My liege, your dryness. Genuflect to thee. Now what do we do? I got to assign something to TJ. No, no, no. Chaos first and then we assign TJ, but TJ has to get wet first

to even have chaos. Is chaos built? Is chaos wheel built? It is built. Someone just said they have s'mores at Saddle Ranch. Oh, what? God damn. They have s'mores at Saddle Ranch, so don't let

Big Cat keep it Because he said he'd kill himself That means you have to eat s'mores every day I have s'mores every fucking day That's worse than asking Much worse Alright so We got Chaos Wheel

He keeps doing that What should we do with these last two envelopes? Darren Daggerson I think we'll do a wheel for these last two envelopes? Darren Daggerson. I think we'll do a wheel for these last two envelopes. Wait, TJ didn't get his, right? No, but he's got TJ balls. But we need to figure out the chaos wheel before we determine what they're going to give him.

Let's see what everybody has. So we need to do the chaos wheel. I guess once we see TJ, or should we just jump into chaos? Evan's about to try and use the bathroom. Oh, no, he's just getting some water. He's about to juice his wild himself. Look at that. That looks chaotic.

Oh, my God. So we start with Owen. Owen, here we go. What are you getting? There's some good shit and some bad shit. Some real bad shit. Two packs of cigs. That bad shit. Some real bad shit. Two packs of six. That's awesome.

That rules. Congratulations. All right. Thank you. That is just the wheel is just. Wheel always is. I'm sneaky hoping that Roan still has to eat in and out for every meal. No, don't do this.

All right, Nick. Give me mystery number four. Okay. Give me ice cream cone. Give me rental Lambo. I'll even 5K. Anything but. Whoa!

Make your neck. Fuck you. Make your neck. Make your neck. TJ! Ah, TJ, looking wet, my friend. I'm going to feel like a moron. No one's worth it just for the airport shots.

Look at this. Oh, my. Oh, boy. It's got a lot of water on them. Oh, yeah. There shots. Look at this. Oh, my. Oh, boy. He's got a lot of water on them. Oh, yeah. There we go. Wet T-Jet. Oh, my God.

He's very wet. So Nick has a full Laker. I'm just going to be, like, blacked out in the bathroom drinking in a Lakers jersey. With, like, s'mores on my face. All right, let's make it. go nick what are you gonna do about shorts oh geez you don't wear shorts some lakers pants laker pants give me the warm-up you wear pants oh no oh he's gonna give it i'm giving that to tj when i'm doing that yes Yes. I think that one is. Is that how the wheel goes? Yes. That's the worry bag. Yes.

Yes. All right. Let's see. It's mine. Big Cat's getting a 5K. Oh, man. Things I don't want, 5K or swap luggage. I'll just say it right now.

What did Brandon just get? Things I do not want. I don't even fucking need luggage anymore. I guess I need undies. You swapping with Nick would be funny, though. God fucking damn it! Rando. Oh, no.

No, that's Big Cat. Oh, Big Cat. Yeah. Oh, my. Dude. I might trade for the 5K. There's no way I can put up a 5K. We're getting things we want.

Yeah, you can't do straight up trade. Oh, well, and once you've traded once, you can't trade again. That's right. No can go to 5k. We're getting things we want. You can't do straight up trades. Once you've traded once, you can't trade again. You've already traded. It's done. My trade got negated. You traded with me. Oh, that's right. I have the 5k.

I'm running the 5k. I'm actually thinking I might not be able to complete it. You're doing a walk it if you can. I'm doing a color run. I'm not be able to complete it. You're going to walk it if you can't. You're doing a color run. I'm going to go to a track, and it's going to take so long. No, we're going to find an organized 5K. Oh, my God. Yes.

I would compete. I wish you were running in a Laker uniform, though. Oh, you are? No, I'm not. Who has that, Brandon? You. You are. We just opened it.

You fool. Moron. You all got me fucked up. All right, here we go. You fool. Moron. You all got me fucked up. All right, here we go. Roan. Come on. Roan. Give this man an ice cream cone.

He needs it. Oh, no. Luggage swap. I'll pack nice for you, bro. You guys are the same body. Hold on. So how does this work, though? Because he's got L nice for you, bro. You guys are the same body. Hold on. So how does this work, though? Because he's got Laker.

Oh, yeah. So basically, he'll have my night clothes and my undies and my socks. Wait, no, but. He's going to have to wear the Laker jersey. You can pack clothes for him now. I mean, you're going to be wearing the Lakers. I'll pack for you. We're just swapping our luggage.

I got you. So you're not even going to wear my shit. Oh, he can wear the Laker jersey over your shit. I have to wear the Laker jersey over your shit. Yeah. All right. What kind ofaker jersey over your shit. Yeah. All right. What kind of undies do you want? None.

Okay. None. Please pack the biggest clothes, Nick, that you have. Yeah. Why do you think I have just real big clothes, Ryan? I don't know. All right. Here we go.

Oh, boy. Just got new luggage, too. It's so nice. Oh, God. Wait. This is a chance of the cross faded? No. Rent a Lambo.

KB in a Lambo. Oh my God. I actually really want. Tatted. I want Steven Chay to get ice cream. Now he just has all the ice cream. He's going to be goatly. I'm just like helping myself.

Yeah. You're awesome. You're just going to end up in the Sway House. Mystery number four for Chay be funny, too, though, if he's off an edible. If Che's off an edible or if he's real right wing. All right, here we go. This determines both.

This determines both. Is that what mystery number four is? No, we don't know. You'll find out from TJ, and we won't know until the week. Sass with mystery number four. So Steven has three ice creams. So Steven has to have ice cream, then a cone, then an ice cream cone? Yeah.

The wheel is just. That is so perfect. He's got to eat two full ice cream cones. And he's going to have a fucking tattoo. I want to see you eating an ice cream cone while you get your tattoo. Oh, my God. All right, so. Now the TJ balls.

TJ. I have a TJ ball. I'm giving him my tattoo. Oh. Mommy's going to like that. TJ. Baby. I've been giving you in and out all week.

Kyle, you're being a baby. Fine, I'll keep the tattoo. Oh, no, you can do it. What else do I have? Pull up your card. Yeah, let's make it informed. Let's make it. No, he doesn't have a tattoo yet.

No. All right, and I also think you have the golden ball, so you get to trade Owen, and then we have two envelopes left. I think we should have to spin the wheel one last time to see who gets the last two envelopes. That's probably fair. Let's make this an even three-hour show. Are you sure there's stuff in them?

Yep. I will double-check. I think I know exactly what's in each. How do you have seven things? Well, he's about to give one away, and he traded one in for two, and then he got his fifth one because he added one. So you can give away your tat. Again, that's fine.

It's fine. That's the point of what you got. That's how this system was built. Yeah, I don't want a tattoo. It's fine. TJ's getting a tattoo. TJ and Steven. I can't believe Steven is down for fucking anything.

He didn't even flinch when he was getting the tattoo. I love it. Are you going to get a Bucks tattoo after? Probably. It just opens him up to it. I don't know. Yeah. Where are you going to get it?

On your ass? You want sleeve. Upper thigh? Or your bicep would be sweet. You could get barbed wire. It doesn't have to be. Probably something on my arm. Really?

I would think. Okay. Yeah. Have you gotten permission for this my arm. Really? I would think. Okay. Yeah. Have you gotten permission for this? No. Okay. What are you going to do? Yeah.

Listen, this show, we don't let women control us. Hell no. Oh, fuck this. Hell no. Even though KB's mom said he can't get a tattoo. Oh, that's not true. I don't like it. I want to be tireless.

We got to get this cigarette smell out of here fast. All right. Let's spin the wheel. So everyone on the wheel, TJ. Wait. Should we go through everybody's cards real quick? Yeah. Because Owen.

Yeah. First Owen. Owen has his golden ball trades. The TJ card. All right. What do I have? I don't know. Forever and ever.

Owen's like Keisha Phillips. He's just good at everything. Golden ball, smoke, two packs. So, Owen, you get to trade. What are you trading? Trade me your golden ball. I'm getting rid of In-N-Out every day. Okay, and now let's go through, and Owen will decide who he's trading with.

Think long and hard, Owen, about who would be be funny to ask to eat in and out every day. I will fast before I eat it. I know. I would not give it to you. Luggage swap. Oh, I definitely didn't read that that quick. All right. Hold on.

Go back up. Rowan has been pretty steezy lately. It'll be good to just hear everyone's anyway, right? Yeah, definitely. All right. Hold it here. Luggage swap. Breakfast is all business.

Pete asked for s'mores twice at every restaurant. Can only consume liquids in bathroom. I swear the lakership line sucks. Pass. Pass. Okay. Next up, Brandon Walker. Five pound ankle weights.

And every sentence with you know what I mean. Carried to and from the stage every day. Goatee died in and out for every meal. Getting carried would be nice for a dry ass in the office. Can't wait to see your goatee, your died goatee. All right. I have to compliment Brandon Daly. I have to make $5 a street performer.

I have to do one belly flop per day. I have to read the entire 10X book, and I have to run a 5K. Jesus. I might run your 5K. Oh, man. For in and out? Oh, man. No. Oh, man. There's gotN-Out? Oh, man. No.

Oh, man. There's got to be a better one. All right. Roan, cold shower daily. Go to confession. Receive breakfast in bed twice. Tweet teeth cleaning at dentist. Ask a guest for a selfie immediately.

Luggage swap. Damn. That's a lot of shit. A lot of shit. Roan, I won't give you this. Next up. I don't want the dentist to be that bad. How about he just gets braces? We'll go to an orthodontist. A lot of shit. Ron, I won't give you this. Next up. I don't want the dentist to be that bad. How about he just gets braces?

No, get an orthodontist. Invisalign. Invisalign. That would be awesome. Invisalign. Braces for the week. Yeah. All right.

AB. I'm not doing KB. Wear 2000. All right. No KB. Skip. All right. Well, let's just read it.

Wear 2008 skatewear. Yak tat, which you've given away. Delivering breakfast in bed twice. That is to Roan, right? Yes. Daily tanning bed, rental Lambo. Okay. Sass.

KB, are your mentions calling you a pussy? You could also take the tattoo from TJ and give him double in and out. Oh, yeah. Watch Cold Shower. If people think I'm a pussy for that, then I'll do the tattoo. They don't think they know you're a pussy. What would double In-N-Out do? He already has In-N-Out, and you get a tattoo, and it kind of –

someone's going to hate you for getting a tattoo. Here's sass. Watch Cold Shower, two packs of cigs, stolen joke stand-up. I cannot wait for that. Two hours rollerblading per day, 5K runs gone. What was his last one? What did you pick? Mystery ball number four for Sass, which obviously he can't get drunk.

Well, he can't get blackout. Mystery is a secret. He can't get blackout. We won't know. We'll have to guess kind of. He can't get blackout. The mist is a secret. You can't get blackout. We won't know. We'll have to guess kind of. You can't get blackout drunk. I'm saying that right now. And then just Che.

Okay. Che. This is all ice cream. TJ. It's ice cream and a tattoo. It's all food and a tat. So wait, but if you give him, he still has to do the ice cream, but he can also do the In-N-Out

It doesn't nullify the ice cream Oh, I know Ice cream In-N-Out for every meal Plus ice cream Could be a thing for him And maybe you go to the raw dog with Frank Just like a little super

It's like a little super size me What's the ruling on the double In-N-Out? I think that that's fine I think that he just has to keep on eating In-N-Out He just has to do He has to keep on eating In-N-Out. He has to just really eat In-N-Out. That's so soft of us. It's up to you guys.

What has happened to us? If it's allowed, I'll double In-N-Out for him and take his tat. If it's not allowed, that's up to you. I mean, I think Owen getting a tat is funny. Yeah. Yeah. So TJ has to eat six meals a day. Okay, yeah. Double In-N-Out has to really mean it.

Yeah, you've got to really eat Double In-N-Out. No matter how long. 30 meals. 30 meals of In-N-Out over the five days. I'm fine with doubling it if it's literally doubling. Dude, the swap's tough because you just feel like a dick. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, who else are you considering? I mean, Brandon's on the table still for a swap you could swap oh you want to do that you want to do that that's allowed yeah i think that's allowed it takes it out of it you can swap for one of them anybody yeah and then we can wheel for the internet nothing is worse than that yes for that and wheel for in and out yes good point brandon a wheel for in and out yeah it goesN-Out. Yes. Good point, Brandon. A wheel for In-N-Out? Yeah, it goes back. No, I don't want that.

Nobody wants In-N-Out. No, no, no. Nobody wants In-N-Out. No, no, no. Yes. We had TJ taking In-N-Out. It was fine. Absolutely we can do that.

We can't do that. Yes, we can. TJ, can you take the In-N-Out? The fact that everyone reacted that way means you better put the In-N-Out back on the wheel. Or you just make your trade as you see fit in a different way. I don't want to give anyone In-N-Out. We're going to put it back on the wheel. Yes.

And then you've got to take one of these. That's cowardly by Owen. Owen, that's cowardly. Give him something. We can't leave him on. All right, well, Owen's got to be on the wheel. Yeah. That's true.

He is. Yes. That's cowardly. He's on the wheel. Should have given it to TJ. He has to be on the wheel, too, though. Who's got the first thing? I've got to be on the wheel, too. Okay. All right. He's going be on the wheel too, though. Who's got the first thing? I've got to be on the wheel too.

Okay. He's going to bring a lot of supplements down. Fuck. Mystery number two. So he now has mystery number two. It won't be necessary. Okay. So this is what we're going to do.

This is how we're going to end the show. I think we're all good, right? Yeah. All right, so here's how we're going to end the show. This is the last envelope. It's two packs of six. So there's a wheel with all nine of us on it. The first wheel will be for two packs of cigs.

The last man standing has to smoke two packs of cigs. You had two packs of cigs. There's three. No, there's three of them. Jesus. The second wheel will be last man standing in and out every day. And the show will be over. Okay? I'm sick to my stomach right now. These are the show will be over. Okay?

I'm sick to my stomach right now. These are the two worst, yeah. So what do I have? Oh, in and out is so much worse. You still have in and out and tattoo. Presumably somebody could get both of these. Yes. Correct.

Correct. Should you get one? Should you get taken out or no? No. What about adding an optional wheel that nobody gets it? No. Yeah, I like that. No. I kind of like the nobody. Why are we so it? No. Yeah, I like that.

I kind of like the nobody. Why are we so soft? Go. Why are we so soft? Also, In-N-Out isn't that bad. You guys wouldn't last a fucking day in Milton. Two shitty meals a day. All right, so this is for two packs of six a day. Who has two packs right now?

You and Sass. Why? Fuck, I didn't realize I had two packs of six. Did you trade for it? Nick? Did I? I think so. No, you haven't. You got it off the chaos wheel. Did you trade for it? Did I? I think so. No, you haven't.

You got it off the Chaos Wheel. Got it off Chaos. Got it off the Chaos Wheel. Chaos Wheel. Fuck. As soon as we forget. Fuck! This is so nerve-wracking.

These are the ones I don't want so badly. Oh, no way. Cigs. Do I have two? I think you got it, Natty. I got it, and you gave me Lakers. That one got back on the Chaos Wheel. No, you don't have it. I don't have it. Yes, you do. No, Owen has it. Natty. I got it, and you gave me Lakers. That went back on the chaos wheel. No, you don't have it.

I don't have it. Yes, you do. No, Owen has it. Owen does. I have it. Yeah, I don't have two packs of six. I don't know what I have. There's not three six.

No, there is. I had two packs of six for a minute. He opened his third one just now. Zach has six. Six? Yes. Six. Okay.

I had it for a second, and then we went chaos wheel. Okay. So, Owen and Sash could get four packs. I do not have it right now. This is for two packs of six. This wheel. Last name. So it's last name. Elimination Wheel.

This is the name that has two packs of six. All right. And then we're going to do In-N-Out, then the show's over. I'd rather have this than In-N-Out. This is Elimination? Yes. All right. God damn it. So I'm out of six. In-N-Out. This elimination? Yes. All right. God damn it.

So I'm out of six. Brandon's out on six. Yeah, so Sass or Owen. I'll take four packs of Sigs now if I can be out of In-N-Out. No. You can get both. What universe would that work? Nice deal.

I don't know. Take you guys all the way from the Sigs. She's mopping again. Damn it. I think they're just mopping. Yeah, I think it's a Friday deal. I don't know. Take you guys all the way from the Sigs. She's mopping again. Damn it. I think they're just mopping. Yeah, I think it's a Friday thing. Just mop on Friday. They keep on remopping the hallway?

All right, here we go. Spin it. We haven't wet in a while, though. Wait, did we finish the wet wheel? Yes. This is me. No, it's not. Roan is out.

Roan out on Sigs. I'd rather be out on In-N-Out than Sigs. Oh, look at me. Yes. Yeah, but In-N-Out's going to be- I know. Oh, I be out on in and out. No, look at me. Yes. Yeah, but in and out's going to be... I know, I know. Oh, I know. I think I'm out.

I'm not going to go to L.A. Look how nervous Che is back there. Oh, no. Yeah, he's going to get addicted. Here we go. Oh! Fuck. Che's going to get addicted.

Wheel is Justin. Che's going to come home with a fucking tat sleeve and a cigarette smoker. And an ice cream addiction. Yeah. Diabetes. Fat with ice cream. I am out. Right.

Oh, fuck. The wheels. I'm trying to think of wheels. Yeah. Owen and Zass are both still left. That would mean four packs of cigs. Double cigs. Nick can handle it.

Nick, you can handle Sigs. Yeah, my voice would be sexy as fuck. I immediately regret not doubling up. Oh! Come on! Come on! Who's got Lakers jersey? Nick.

I really wanted to see Brandon in a Lakers jersey. Maybe he'll do it out of solidarity. Maybe he will. Oh! Maybe he'll do it out of solidarity. Maybe he will. Oh. Oh, baby. Zaz is so calmly freaking out right now. Not even like, I'm just like, I'm like frustrated. I'm not freaking out at all.

I'm just mad. I'm just pissed. Steven is also freaking out big time. TJ already has it in and out. Hey, what are you freaking? Like, you have to eat ice cream. This is a cigarette. I know.

This is a cigarette. This is enough to kill a man. What did you say, TJ? I'll just be puking on the show. Your blood pressure is about to go crazy. It's not great already. All right. I'm rooting for Sass. Oh, yeah. To get it. I'm oh yeah to get it i'm not gonna get it

i love the wheel oh it's so just all right so whoever it lands on the other person is doing it yeah true elimination wheel wait so i want my name i don't want my name right you want your name if You want your name. If you want your name, you're safe. Otherwise, you're huffing cig. 40 cigarettes. 40 cigarettes for five days. Or Steven Jay gets addicted and his whole life falls apart.

So this will be 80 cigarettes for sass, right? Yeah. Oh, no. Sassy. Sassy boy. He sings. He sings. He sings.

Fuck, dude. That's so many cigarettes. That's so many cigarettes. Oh, my God. That's so many cigarettes. And extra sass in the fucking text. And extra sass. And extra sass. This doesn't count. Well, warm up. Get used to it. Yeah, my God. That's so many cigarettes. And extra sass in the fucking deck. And extra sass. And extra sass.

This doesn't count. Well, warm up. Get used to it. Yeah, warm up. Can't just dive in. 13 a day for the next week. Oh, my God. All right, now we're doing In-N-Out.

Imagine sass gets this too. In-N-Out wheel. Holy shit. We're all celebrating. Someone's about to be fucked even more royally. Oh, my God. I prefer the cigs to the In-N-Out. I think that that's pretty much consensus.

Tash, you need to tweet this from your burner. Every cig you have. Tash is a burner. He's a burner now. I do a thread. Yeah, thread. 80 cigarettes. Cigarette thread.

Yes. You have to. You start the thread one slash 80. Or you can do it from the Yak account if you want to do that. That would also be funny. I don't care. I'll do it either. Yeah, do it from the Yak account. Or you can do it from the Yak account if you want to do that. That would also be funny. I don't care. I'll do it either. Yeah, do it from the Yak account.

Let's all do shit from the Yak account. Cigarette thread, parenthesis, one of 80. One of 80, yes. It's just a picture every time you smoke one. Oh, my. They burn so slow. Realistically, it's one of infinite. You're going to keep smoking.

Yeah, you're a smoker now, man. I'm going to stop. I'll have one. Is Sass on this wheel? Yep. Yeah're a smoker now, man. I'm going to stop. I'll have one. Is Sass on this wheel? Yep. Yeah, he is. Oh, yeah. This one is significantly worse.

Is it than having 80 cigarettes? This is the end. No. This one is not worse than the cigarettes. This is officially the end. Whoever gets in and out, the show's over. No trades. I can't tell my parents about this.

Joe ends at this. No, don't tell them. Joe ends at this. Three-hour show. All right. I can't tell my parents about it. Joe ends at this. Three hour show. Here we go. We'll see everyone four to six. Like the stream. We'll see everyone four to six Pacific time.

Brandon's out. He was first on both of them. Four to six. Got me every time. Seven to nine. Brandon's getting his stake on. Oh, fuck. Come on.

Inch up, inch up. Trust. You don't really freak out until there's like four left. You're like, ah, this is fine. It's just odds. I got it. Here comes my name right here. Good.

Let's go. There you go, Sash. All right, Sash. Well deserved. Who's the worst this is for? AP. He's been working on that body forever. Bone is also very much shredding it.

Yeah. Jay, too. Did it just land on me? I probably, like in all honesty, will eat it out for the first two meals anyway. Who's just on TV? Why was that a weak spin? Slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down, slow, in all honesty, will eat In-N-Out for the first two meals anyway. It was just on TV? Why was that a weak spin? Slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down. Yes! Fuck!

Now I'm nervous. I'm probably going to eat In-N-Out first couple meals, too. Yeah, like, definitely going to. Now I'm nervous. No! Yes. That's all all my i have a question damn it how um jay how common are they out there will there be one like close to the hotel yeah it'll be a long line yeah they are busy especially with the super bowl oh yeah we're gonna be going out there Just to have in and out You look super

Get me get me get me Yeah There you go Okay Do I have to run a 5k Take his Oh yeah I'll trade you a pack of cigs

For a 5k Nope Nope Maybe Actually I'll trade you You said no more trades I'll trade you 10 cigarettes for 1k

No It's a good trade It's a great trade That's very equal DJ swap sass for Roan Holy shit Roan cigarettes for 1k. No. It's a good trade. It's a great trade. That's very equal. TJ swaps ass for Roan. Holy shit, Roan. Jay is back in there, back in the mix.

They're just eating ice cream in In-N-Out. No. There you go, Jay. There you go, Steven. I'm very proud of Steven, just like not flinching. Not flinching. We might end up on double In-N-Out for TJ again. I think if TJ gets it, we go back to one more wheel.

You're addicted. A wheel to umpteen. What? Sick-ass Roan. It needs to get Roan. Roan's got tummy issues, just so you know. This will ruin his week.

This will ruin his week. This will ruin his week. Let's go. He deserves it. Didn't you spend four? TJ. Oh. Oh. Oh.

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Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, man. Who's going to In-N-Out every day? Roan and TJ. Roan and TJ every day. Wow. Actus Karma. Owen, do you feel bad, Owen? Yeah, you did that.

So he's getting breakfast in bed two days, but it's only- It'll be In-N-Out. It's got to be In-N-Out. So who's getting breakfast in bed? So you got to go to In-N-Out. Fuck. Only twice, though. It's not too bad. That was a pussy move.

I know. I thought it would make the show more fun. It did. It did. Significantly more fun. So can we run through everything one more time? One more time. Oh, my God.

What a day. I can't even fathom smoking smoking so i might have to smoke almost a pack a day stop like publicizing it because i feel like we're not allowed to do this but yes you are but you are gonna do it all right so oh so bad mystery ball number two there you go you can see it there's a loud i cannot eat fries and ketchup off the Michael Bublé star. Ask guests for Vax ID. Stolen jokes, stand up. Golden ball doesn't count. I guess he's down. That's it.

Those four? Smoke two packs of six. Stand up. That might be the one. That's going to be very funny. We need to get that. That would be the funniest one. Make sure everyone writes down their own list because after this, we're going to quickly try to map it out. We change first?

Yeah, please. Do you have pants lying around in here? This is a problem. Bird dogs, bird dogs, bird dogs. Bird dogs, but the wet wheel coinciding with me getting rid of my pile really sucks. Yeah. It's funny how things work.

I'll lead in and out every day for Roan. In solidarity? No. No, how things work. I'll eat In-N-Out every day for Roan. No, you won't. No, you won't. We won't allow that. You're going to be eating good. Yeah, steaks, s'mores. I'm going to slide some steaks under your door.

From In-N-Out? Sass, you're not going to be able to taste anything. Anyway. Am I like, is this bad? Yeah. Yeah, it is. Like, can you face health problems just from drinking a pack of day for four days? A little bit.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Probably. You're going to be addicted, though. You're young, though. I mean, you should be. You're fine. It's also not a pack a day. It's a little less.

Yeah, but nobody jumps into that. Maybe you are also a pussy. Have whatever. Have whatever. Tell the guys there to have whatever. It's almost going to be one an hour. Pussy. Yeah.

One cigarette an hour. We're there. All right. I think you honestly have to try to smoke two packs on the first day. You got to. I'm going to get a tattoo, but just not a yak one. So Nicky's got a luggage swap. I'd rather get like the Ben Affleck tattoo on my back.

Luggage swap. Swap with get the Ben Affleck tattoo on my back. Luggage swap with Roan. Breakfast with Pete. Ask for s'mores at every restaurant. Can only drink in the bathroom. You have a mystery ball that we don't know, and you're Laker Nick. What does In-N-Out have? Fries and burgers.

It's very simple. A very simple menu. They don't have a lot of healthy options. No, you can get milkshakes. Oh, yeah, you can get a milkshake. It's pretty good. Strawberry milkshake is kind of healthy. Pretty good protein style.

I've got five pound ankle weights. Those are heavy. I end every sentence with, you know what I mean? I'm getting carried to and from the stage every day and I have a diet goatee. You got a diet. What color? Black. You're a pussy too, Brandon. I'm not a pussy. This is what I got.

You're a pussy. You're a pussy. You're a pussy. This is what came up. No, you had a big old pussy card. What's my pussy card? Everyone else has like 18 things. Five pound ankle weights is the worst thing you got.

How do you only have four things if we did the answer right? Never traded anything in. You better not. I didn't trade anything in. Should Brandon have to wear a Lakers jersey? Oh, he got a TJ ball. No, he got a TJ ball. I got to give one of my balls. It was a good ball.

You're a pussy. I'm not a pussy. I played the game. Pussy card. You usually win all of these. If you were a real man, you would do Lakers as well. It's not even bad. Just do it. We're Lakers. We're going to both do it?

I'll wear a full Lakers. Yeah, I got a LeBron and a Magic jersey. Or Friday, we should just dress as a full team. Yeah. Yeah, Friday we'll all go. I'll wear a full Lakers uniform every day. Every day. For one pack taken away? For two packs taken away.

Fine, one pack taken away. Every day, full Lakers. Okay, every day I'll wear jersey, shorts, I'll wear like, I'll wear a sleeve, headband, everything for two packs taken away. One pack taken away. I'm not doing that for one pack.

Alright, how about this? No, we said no more trading. One pack a day, you have to wear a shirt, actually for two packs a day, you have to wear a shirt that says fuck Kobe, I'm happy he died. Actually, for two packs a day, you have to wear a shirt that says, Fuck Kobe. I'm happy he died. Oh, Jesus. That's fair.

Fine. Then smoke your ciggies. Smoke your ciggies. Smoke your ciggies, brother. Fuck, man. Imagine if he walked around in L.A. with that. On stage, too. Jesus.

That would have been, I mean, there you go. Y'all want to give me another one? No, you traded. You played the game well. You played the you traded. You played the game well. You played the game well. You played the game well. Yeah, you're just a pussy. You're just a pussy.

That's fine. I never win these things. Yeah, you're just a pussy. You won. You did win. You're the crown prince pussy. You could... Let's read Big Cats.

I'm not going to inhale my cigarettes. I'm going to stand outside Brandon's door. I have compliment Brandon Daly. It's been a good day for me. Make $5 a street performer, one belly flop per day. I have to read the entire 10X book and the 5K run. I do not think I can run 5K. I think we should up the $5 to $10.

Why? Just because. Just because you're mad? No, I just think we should. Fine, I think we should up the fucking four packs to five. Ten bucks and five dollars. Good compromise. Ten bucks, five packs.

I mean, at this point, what does it matter? You're going to be smoking around the clock either way. I can't. I'm going to figure out how to get COVID. I just have a torture week. That's awful. Rone has the dentist confession in eating in and out forever. He has a cold shower every day. He really does. He has the dentist confession in eating in and out forever. He has a cool shower every day.

He really does. He has hell week. He has a luggage swap. He's in my clothes. At least confession will be really funny. You're getting a selfie with a guest every day. Yeah. That's nice.

It's good for the grid. What guests do we have? None. Braxton Berrios on Wednesday. All right, here's KB. Skatewear, Mystery Ball 1. I forgot that fucking Sazh has to rollerblade for two hours. His lungs are going to be destroyed.

In order for me to stay on pace, that means that I'm going to have to be smoking while I'm rolling. Or else it'll throw off the whole day. Yes. Every waking moment, you're going to be smoking a cigarette. Truly. I might try and do a first pack, first pack, first day. Well, you do have four packs. You're going to have to do a pack a day, basically.

You still have three packs. So stupid. If you use that pace of one a day, you could slow down to like.8 a day. Basically, if you don't get a whole pack in the first day, you're going to have to do a pack a day for the rest of the days. Yeah, I'd take one day off. I don't understand how we all got, or I got six. Rome, what did you have, seven?

Because you guys traded some, and he traded in his celebrity bus tour. He traded one for two, and he didn't get a TJ ball. He had a celebrity bus tour that I traded in one for two. He didn't get a TJ ball. He had a celebrity bus tour that I traded in. Seven seems like too many. He did it to himself. All right, let me see Rones. I will take one of Rones. No. I'm going to choose.

You're a pussy, and that's where it ends. I'm going to choose one of yours. You're not getting out of being a pussy. You just get to pick one. No. Brandon. Keep in mind. All right, fine.

I thought we had two Laker balls. If you want to do Laker jersey. I don't want to look at that card anymore. That's a mean looking card. Sansa's isn't any better. Oh, all right. Chase. Chase is ice cream boy.

Chase is like a kid's dream. No, but Chase, to his credit, did not flinch with the tattoo. He's like, all right. So Chase is going to be eating ice cream every day to get a tattoo. KB, you have to get the breakfast in bed when I want it, though. It's not like I call you and you're like, oh, but I haven't done this or that yet. I'll tell you the night before that I need. The time you want it?

Yeah, like a taco or whatever. Fine, fine, fine. Hasselhoff. Yeah, there. Sass, you good, man? No, I was zoning out hard. Just thinking about my teeth. Week's going to suck.

Tanning every day is going to suck. Let's do that anyway. All right. See? Is that our show? I think so, boys. See everyone on Monday, live from Saddle Ranch, 4 to 6 p.m. Pacific time. How long did we go for?

Four hours? Three hours. A little over three. Seven to nine Eastern time. What a show. What for? Four hours? Three hours. A little over three. Seven to nine Eastern time. What a show. What a show. We all need to... This is going to be a great Super Bowl week,

and then we all need a break. Yeah. From all wheels. It's pretty crazy that we're going to have to do this like every day. Yeah. It's our job. And a lot of other things.

It's a lot of cigs. Your lungs are going to be toast, bro. You're smoking for your job. It's going to be bad for my heart. Everything about you are going to be toast, bro. You're smoking for your job. It's going to be bad for my heart. Everything about you is going to be bad. I got heart disease. You got a 5K, too. Don't you?

I don't. He's 5K. He has to rollerblade. It's hard to remember. That's actually in a very serious conversation. I think me running a 5K is a higher risk of a heart attack than sass is four stacks of cigarettes oh man all right that's our show all right It's the act. It's the act. Yeah, it's time to talk shop and do a Yankees pop.

It's the act. It's the act. Viva!