The Yak - The Yak LIVE From The Skee-Ball Championship Of The WORLD | The Yak 8-13-21

Episode Date: August 13, 2021

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. We are loud as fuck. The Yak is live. Live from Full Circle Bar in Williamsburg. This was a ski ball national championship, which I found out when we showed up. It actually isn't the ski ball national championship. It's just a pay-per-view match where you don't have to pay. But we're here. We're live. The Yak.

Welcome in. Everyone, welcome back. It's the rematch. The kid versus the cat. Jesus Christ. Too loud. Too loud. Jesus Christ Too loud Jesus Christ Maybe a little Maybe a little less of me

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So we're going to have the competitors on the show, but we first have to talk about KB. I want you to explain it because on the way here today, I was actually saying to myself, why am I doing this? And then I remembered it's because you got fascinated with skeeball for one day like six months ago. And it's surreal to see the people I've discovered. I've made them famous, and they're here in the flesh. Elon, Mr. Footerman, why don't you take the stage? Wait, wait.

No, this is revisionist history because I remember you said, would you rather find $20 on the ground or be the best skee-ball player in the world? Well, I mean. And then we found these guys. You actually, you were a dick. I found him and I Googled him. All right, so this is our first competitor tonight. So the matchup is Joey the the cat versus the ski ball kid this is the ski ball kid so the background for everyone and we will say it a couple times so

people feel invested in the match the ski ball kid is the up-and-comer he beat joey the cat in the world championship in 2019 stunner joey the cat is the goat he's like 35 ski ball kids 22 he only goes for hundos he goes full send so this is the first time they're playing each other after the world championship in 2019 2020 got vacated because of covid am i right yeah so this is the first competitive ski ball match since then okay they have had the league finish up since then but this is the first big individual competition yep so big stuff yeah that was that was a great explanation. All right.

So, KB, do you want to take it? No. I Googled the best skee-ball player in the world. He was the first to come up. Joey the Cat was the second. Wow. That might be an SEO thing. That could be SEO.

Paper click. What a venue to host such a prestigious event. So, skee-ball kid, you were sitting at home one day just randomly, and you're just – you're trying to mind your own business. You're a world champion, but a regular guy. Would it be safe to say that the fame of having a Skee-Ball World Championship has not gone to your head? You still live at your parents' house. Yeah, so I graduated college.

Get right up in that mic. I graduated college in 2020. I moved back in, you know, with my parents. I've been working out of home. I'm actually moving out next week, but... Oh, fuck.

Congratulations. I'm here for the kid. All right, go get you some pussy. I'm here for dad. I'm here for dad. Yeah, I mean, outside of the arcade,

I'm just a normal guy. When I go to the arcade, everyone comes up to me and they're like, how are you so good at skee-ball? But everywhere else, it's just a normal guy. What is the arcade, I'm just a normal guy. When I go to the arcade, everyone comes up to me and they're like, how are you so good at skee-ball? But everywhere else, it's just a normal guy. What is the arcade?

So the arcade I go to is in Point Pleasant, New Jersey. So it's like two hours from here. What's it called? Jenkinson's Boardwalk. Oh, of course, yeah. There's a couple different arcades there. So one of the arcades that I go to, there's a 600-point jackpot. So I go there, I play, I get some tickets, and, you know, save them up, get some big stuff.

I've got, like, TVs, iPads, Xboxes. You name it. Goddamn. Yeah, I just go there and play. People, I don't know, they just come up to me and they're like, what the heck? Put your face all the way down on the mic. No, he's good. How is the audio?

The guy with the blue hair wants to put the whole face on the mic. I can't hear. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you listening on the YouTube? Oh, the audio is good. Okay, all right. So, Skee- Oh, yeah, that was good. Okay, all right. So, Skee-Ball Kid, so you're now rise to stardom, and KB finds you on this random day,

and your world basically changes forever, correct? Would you gain, like, a couple hundred more followers? I was at 100 followers. By the end of the day, I was at like 600. Damn. Damn. That is 100% our list. Who's that girl you winked at when she came in?

That's KB the Rain Mothra. That's KB the Rain Mothra. That's Sarah. Okay, that's your friend. You winked at her when she came in. That was nice. KB's like the Lou Pearlman of skeeball. Yeah, he is.

He's much like the Lou Pearlman of skeeball. So do you guys is. He's much like the Lou Pearlman of skee-ball. So do you guys have like a shit-talking relationship? What is your relationship with a cat? I think it's like friendly shit-talk. Like, you know, we joke with each other, but ultimately there's a lot of respect. I mean, two guys who are the best in the game, you got to respect it. But there's definitely some competition. Are you better?

I mean, 2019 says so, but we'll see what happens tonight. We're both very good players, so I mean, it can so, but we'll see what happens tonight. We're both very good players, so it can't really go either way. Okay, and so I said it before. We're playing for $200. It's a joke, so we'll up that. We'll do $1,200. $1,200? Okay.

Let's make it $1,500. Let's make it $1,500. Let's make it $2,000. Let's make it $20,000. Okay, $2,000. Stop complaining. As my accountant, you can't do that. $2,000.

Can he swing that? $2,000. $2,000. Can he swing that? $2,000 on the line. And the loser has to come into the office tomorrow and do Pick Central with Ben Mintz. And the winner gets to come on the yak. First of all, that's a good show, too. It's a great show. That's a decent show. It's a win-win.

The loser has to suffer through Pick Central. Do you understand the disparity? You should. No idea. You will lose all 60 people that followed you. So Lamborghini and a bicycle. Not really a bike. It's more like a Toyota Camry.

Yeah, okay. It's a Toyota Camry. Yeah, yeah. With like Barney Rubble where you have to use your feet to get anywhere. Much like that. Yes, much like that. All right, so that's going to be what's at stake. $2,000, all the pride in the world, and the loser has to suffer through Pick Central.

That's fair. Rico on and the winner that's fair That's fair. Yes, we go there Marty motion then man. Hey, buddy There's chance for the skee-ball kids Do you feel like that gives you a competitive edge the fact that you got your friends in the building Yeah, I'd say so. I mean, it pumps me up. Yeah, it fires you up. We don't know that the cat doesn't have people here, too.

I mean, he's coming all the way from San Fran, so he has some people, but a lot of my friends are still in Brooklyn. They're San Franciscans. Where is the cat? Oh, wow. No cat? Unleash the cat. Is anyone here for us? No.

Absolutely not. Is that the cat right there? The one dude. So you said that everybody asks you, how did you get good at skeeball? Whenever you're playing in front of people or you surprise some people, what's the answer to the question? How did you get so good at such a young age? You're like a prodigy.

Yeah, I mean, I lived in Edison, but I'd go and visit Point Pleasant every year during the summer. And starting from when I was four or five, my parents would give me five bucks, spend on whatever you wanted, the boardwalk. Ski ball was the cheapest thing. So I played a lot of ski ball. And then after Hurricane Sandy, they redid one of the machines, or one of the arcades.

They got new machines. They had a jackpot. So if you get 300 points, you get a bunch of bonus tickets. So I went, and I was getting jackpots left and right. I walked away as a 14-year-old with an iPad mini that summer. Oh, let's go. And then, you know, of course, I'm going to keep coming back, so it just kind of went from there.

So did you furnish your whole house with tickets? Hurricane Sandy was more of a positive experience. So Hurricane Sandy was one of the better things that happened to you. I don't know if I'd go that far. Hurricane Sandy was the best thing that's ever happened. It wasn't bad for me. Tragedy has been good things to people here, Kyle, Mr. Bauer. KB.

Without Hurricane Sandy, things would have been different. But what do you think it is? What do you attribute it to? Is it just you have the magic touch? I see your fingernails are the shiniest. You're so like, what is it called? It's not collagen. What's the stuff?

Keratin. You're keratin rich. You just have so much keratin. You think that has something to do with it or what? I think I've just had a competitive nature, and I always like to get really good at what I do. So I think that's where it came from. So, Skee-Ball Kid, last question.

So when we're about to, like, so how it's going to go for everyone who's watching at home, after the show finishes at 9, the actual championship will be on the stream. So you don't have to go anywhere. We're all going up to sit in the bleachers to watch, to heckle, to do everything. So your style You go for full send hundreds every time so I actually go for a hybrid approach, so I start It's probably my first time watching skee-ball you're right though hundreds are my thing no don't pander don't patronize. Don't patronize me. Not after that. You were right, kind of. Yeah.

Yeah. See, I'll start for the hundreds. I'll hit them while I'm hot. And then once I start cooling off, if I miss a couple, I'll switch to the 40s and 50s, get some guaranteed points. And that's how I won in 2019. You know, you could go for hundreds, and it's high risk, high reward. But if you get a hybrid, you're able to, like, manage some of that risk.

And what was the final score in 2019? I think it was, like, 419 to 412, something around that. Oh, so close. It came down to the last ball. Wow. Joey the Cat needed 100 on the last one. And he choked. Bounced off the wall and just missed.

You think you could give us a toss before you get out of here? You think you could give us just like a throw over here? Yeah. Mr. Ball, you have a different technique, right? You almost go a bowling technique. Do you not? Everybody else stands still, but you're an active guy.

Yeah, so I'm the only one that takes a step when I throw as far as I know. Is that illegal? It's not illegal as long as you stay in the box. It's like the four pass in football? They have to rewrite the rules.

It's almost like you don't know the rules. You know, when I came in here, I was told you can't be good. You can't be the best because you have too much movement. Who told you that? The haters. Everyone who saw me in the bar the first time I walked in here. They were all like, you've got to change your stance. You'd be so good if you change your stance.

Wow. I stuck to my guns and it worked out. Look at that. I love that story. All right. You want to throw one? Show them what you got. Yeah, give us 100.

Give us 100. Let's get 100. Why not? give us 100. Give us 100. Why not? Why not 100? Give us 100. Righty or lefty? He said righty or lefty. You can do both. Where are the chants at?

Where are the chants at? One righty, one lefty. Ski ball kid. Wait, is he switched? He said righty or lefty. He's an ambidextrous hybrid. I don't know if we can see it. Oh, no, we got it.

We got the mic. All right, here we go. Here's ski ball kid going for a little practice. This is righty. Oh. Okay, we got it. We got the mic. All right, here we go. Here's Ski Ball Kid going for a little practice. This is riding. Oh. Okay, okay. Oh. Oh.

This is your guy. I know. This is your guy, Kyle. Again, this doesn't matter. This is just practice. This is a warm-up. Where's Joey the Cat? Where is he?

They say Ski Ball's 90% better. All right, there's 100. Go lefty. Go lefty. Lefty. Lefty. Lefty. Oh. He's going for those hunnids. ski balls 90% go lefty lefty it's not going to hit every time it's not going to hit every time, high risk

he's talking about winning iPad minis, right now he can get a spider ring alright, so there is ski ball kid competitor number one ski ball kid appreciate it alright, so let's Skee-Ball Kid. Let's go, Skee-Ball Kid. Competitor number one, Skee-Ball Kid. Appreciate it. All right, so let's get Joey the Cat up here.

Skee-Ball Kid is also in the building with his dad. Yes. Oh, yeah. Skee-Ball Dad. Yeah, Skee-Ball Dad. Is your dad your coach? Yeah. His dad's your coach.

His dad is a coach. It's a Tiger Woods. You see a horseshoe on the bottom right of your screen. Yeah, I actually saw his dad hunted for pussy before this. So it's very much an Earl Woods, Tiger Woods and Earl. You see a horseshoe on the bottom right of your screen. I actually saw his dad hunting for pussy before this. So it's very much an Earl Woods, Tiger Woods thing. Skee-Ball Dad loved the Earl Woods joke. He actually came up to me and he's like, where can I get some pussy around here? I'm like, Jesus Christ, Skee-Ball Dad.

He was pulling a you know who I am type maneuver. I'm Skee-Ball Kid's dad. Do you know who my son is? I'm Skee-Ball Father. You must know my boy Skee-Ball. My son. All right, so here we go. We got Joey the Cat.

This fucking guy. Joey the Cat is... Let's go, Cat. Let's go, Joey the Cat. You can tell me if I'm wrong here. But Joey the Cat, you are the GOAT, correct? Like, you have the most world championships in skee-ball? Yeah, I've got three national skee-ball championships.

Okay, three of them. What years? 2011, 2012, 2014. in ski ball yeah i've got three national ski ball championships okay three of them what what years 2011 2012 2014 so it's been a while seven years thanks for the reminder i'm just saying it's been a while people are asking yeah i mean i made it to semi-finals and the finals uh pretty much almost every year uh and then obviously the finals in 2019 when I played the kid. Right. Okay, so you are the older guy on the scene. You have the rings to match up the talk, and you lost to Skee-Ball Kid on the last throw, 2019, and this is your first match against him. Is your first match since then, period?

I've played him one match in my career. This will be the second match in my career ever playing the skeeball kid he's a he's a newcomer on the circuit so do you think that's kind of like has he earned his stripes he earned his stripes definitely is there is there an anger behind your words tonight about i'm going for the jugular that's what we're doing here but here's the other thing you are you are you you uh remind me a little bit of Joey Chestnut. You lost in the 2019 final because you had had a kid three days before and then flew to the championship.

Oh, wow. That's right. Joey Chestnut lost. The only time he lost in his stretch was after his girlfriend broke up with him. His fiance broke up with him a week before. How do you know that? Which is messed up a purr. He's the greatest of all time.

Yeah, he's a goat. This was obviously a lot more joyous because you had a child, but there was family things that you had to come out here, compete, lost. Yeah, I mean, shout out to my wife and my little baby boy, Leo. Shout out to Leo.

Leo! Leo! Yeah, my wife had just had Leo, Leo, Leo, Leo, Leo. Yeah, my wife had just had Leo, and we were out of the hospital for three days, and I flew out here on a red eye, totally jet lagged, and was the number one seed in that tournament, and then made it to the finals. And that's when the kid match happened. Can you tell us what the scene's like? What's the scene like?

There's people out here that don't give a damn that we're on the radio. All they care about is that you're throwing balls tonight and that you're going for that ship, that it's the rematch. People love you. Yeah, I mean, it's electric out here. There's a lot of fervor, a lot of excitement. It is a title match. The kid has put his title on the line, which mad respect to the kid for that. Mad respect to the kid. Because we've had a pandemic in between our last match, which was hard for me, an arcade operator. I run an arcade business for a living. So I haven't made any money in the last 16 months.

So this is sort of a beautiful moment. So you need that $2,000. You heard they bumped it to $2,000. It was $200. Now it's $2,000. $2,200. Order of magnitude higher. I like that.

I can't go any higher. We'll move some it's $2,000. $2,200. Order of magnitude higher. I like that. I can't go any higher. We'll move some things around. $2,000. The winner. So it's going to be $2,000. And the loser has to do Pick Central, Brandon's show. It's a great show. And should we make him do Rasslin' too?

Oh, my God. That is the last nail in the coffin career-wise. That would be super cruel. So the loser has to come into the office tomorrow and do pick central. Winner comes and does the yak with us and collects their $2,000. That's epic. Okay. I have one more question.

I have some questions as well. How do you stay sharp during the pandemic? Do you got a skee-ball machine at home? He lives in an arcade. You live in an arcade? He lives in an arcade. He owns one. I have an arcade business.

I own 55 skee-ball machines. All right. There we go. He owns one. I have an arcade business. I own 55 skee-ball machines. I've got games in bars in Santa Monica and San Francisco. So all over California I've got games. So plenty of time to practice on my personal lanes. And you like patterns? So what's the difference with the machines here? These are slightly newer, same format, plastic balls. You said plastic balls

with a little disdain there. I'm a wood ball guy. I thought so. I could tell the moment I saw you. Don't make any excuses though. Is that going to be an excuse? Is that a valid excuse? No, I mean, I qualified for last year's Nationals with plastic balls, and I mean the ball's round. I roll it. So when you're talking to

the ski ball, that's inspiring. The ball's round. I roll it. Did you meet your wife on the circuit? So my wife and I, I was hosting a skee-ball tournament at a winery in San Francisco, and she came with one of her girlfriends and played, made it to the semifinals, got the hots, and I asked her out. Wow.

There we go. A tailor's oldest time. Now we have a skee-ball baby, so the rest is history. So when you're going up against the skee-ball kid and you guys are going back and forth, maybe a little chirping going on, are you like... You guys try. Are you like, you're playing on the skee-ball machine. I own the skee-ball machine.

Yeah, I was... I own 55 of them, bitch. He's still got the diapers on, and I'm raising skee-ball legends. Yeah. So it was friendly before, but now the game faces are on. Yeah. That's what we're looking for. I need some bad blood.

Yeah, what is it about being called the cat that makes you want to grow a mustache? Because we got a cat of our own that can't stop growing a little tickler. Yeah, I mean, my metaphor is keeping my claws sharp always on the prowl. I'm a predator, so it's like, shit. What's that a metaphor for? Business, life, everything. Yes, exactly. You've got to keep your claws sharp.

Dan just has a shallow philtrum. He just has a fill in the philtrum. I don't know what that is, but it hurt my feelings. So what's the nerves like? Do you get nervous before something like this? Are you just locked in? Are you having fun? fun or is it like i need to perform well i mean at my second national championship i invited my folks out and my mom couldn't even watch right really like stressed out in the back of the the knitting factory down the street where that

championship was and like i don't know i'm comfortable under pressure so i thrive in that his circadian rhythm is his circadian rhythm is all fucky. So in wrestling, the groupies are called singlet chasers. Yes. Hockey is what? Puck sluts. Puck sluts. Is there something for skeeball groupies? I mean, I don't have a name for that.

I mean, we're skeeleberties. That's it. Ooh. Skeeleberties. Yeah. Scots. Skeeleber skis. That's incredible.

There's incredible names up here when you look up. X to Ski. Barack Obama. Wayne Gretzky. Do you feel like the obligation to have like a sweet-ass name? Do you think that when someone comes onto the circuit, they need to brand themselves well? I mean, it's called an alter ski-igo, and it is a rite of passage.

So you just – are you in this for the competition or the puns? Are you in this for the competition or the puns, sir? He's a pun guy. Answer the question. I'm building a brand. I'm building a brand here. I'm trying to put my kid through college because of skee-ball. Let's do it.

Let's do it. Hell, yes. Community college? What are we talking about? Online. Harvard. He speaks Korean and English. Oh.

Let's go. That's a surefire ticket to a scholarship. How many kids you got, Ski Ball Kid? Yeah, Ski Ball Kid. Yeah. I hope. I hope none. But there's a chance.

Yeah. You hear that, Dad? He's got a couple ballers running around in the streets. All right. So what's your Dad? He's got a couple ballers running around in the streets. Alright, so what's your prediction? Cat by one. Cat by one. Give us a throw. Give us a throw before you get out of here. Wait, is it a throw?

It's a roll. I sound like Big Cat. You do sound like Big Cat right now. Perfect, that's perfect. Yeah, get over there. And we also heard that you're a 50s guy That you go for the 50s And you want to go straight down the middle By the way, if everyone could up

Like this video If everyone could like it, the stream That would help, like the stream Mr. What are you doing? Oh wow, he's got a whole thing He's stretching out. Nice stretch going.

Hit the button. Not doing anything. The button's not doing anything. I'm hitting it. They sound wooden. They sound wooden. That's all right. Just go ahead.

Are those wooden? Oh, wow. Wow. Okay. Okay. Mr. Kid. Are there any illegal substances that are taken over the

skee-ball community? Wow Pass the mic I imagine it's an Adderall issue maybe What are the PEDs of skee-ball? There's a fun story, I won't go into it but it was called

Why would you not go into a fun story? It was called Rosengate. When we go back to the arena, you'll see my photo, a cloud of rosin dust, and it was a foreign substance that was impacting the balls, just like in any other sport. They're ripping off baseball pitchers' pants and shit now. So they banned you? There was a silent memo that went out

and said, you know, no more rosin, no more foreign substances on the lane. That's why I rub my shoes. That's why I was stretching. It's a pre-roll ritual. Check the bottom of his shoes, though. Make sure there's no rosin on the bottom of those shoes there. If he's rubbing his shoes, there might be a glove situation. Clean hands. Clean hands.

Is he okay? Is he okay, kid? The kid gives a thumbs up. Trusting guy. Kid's dad, less sure about it. What kind of animal is this? What's that? This is a white buffalo. This is when you roll eight into the 50 and one into the 40.

It's the – there's all these nicknames for every roll. Wait, what else is there? A white buffalo. A dictionary. You can kind of see them listed up there. It's full circle, cherry, chip, high five, fish. There's all these fun puns. I mean, the founder of Brewski Ball here, Eric Pivoni,

I mean, the most creative guy I've ever met in my entire life. Can you tell us about this venue? What's this venue like? We're in Full Circle Bar in Brooklyn. There's also one in Austin. This is the home of Brewski Ball. This is where the sport was founded. Everything, all the magic has happened here.

I've run around in a leopard print onesie just winning national championships. You won all three of your national championships? I won one in here and then two in – oh, one in here, one at the knitting factory down the street, and then one in Austin, Texas. So it's accountable. And I'm the only guy that has to travel. All Brooklyn Rollers, Austin Rollers, they're just going to their backyard.

Skeeble Kid, Long Island, Edison, New Jersey, whatever. It's like I came 3,000 miles for this. That's right. Hell yes, brother. We're excited to have you out here. We can't wait to see you rolling those things. I'm excited. All right, Joey the Cat, thank you.

Joey the Cat, thank you. Joey. I'm legitimately excited now. I'm pumped. I'd love to get Skee-Ball Dad out here. Let's get Skee-Ball Dad over here. By the way, shout out Nick's straight dad who's here. My dad is here.

That's an actor. He was so straight he was telling me about all the wrestlers he likes. I was like, wow. I think my mic just came unplugged. Can you guys hear me? Yeah, we can hear you. He's good, right? Nick's good?

Nick just tried to kick the hole. Skee-Ball Dad, what's going on, sir? Skee- me? Yeah, we can hear you. You're good. He's good, right? Nick's good? Mr. Sutterman? Skee-Ball Dad, what's going on, sir? I don't want to get grounded. I'm in big trouble. I am. Yeah? Yeah. So when did you know your kid was the Skee-Ball kid?

Well, he's been playing since he was young, but probably around 16 is when he started getting really good. And then at 17, he was hitting most of the jackpots, almost every time he was hitting a jackpot. He had a couple of friends. One guy is here tonight, and he said to him, hey, you ever go for the hundreds? He's like, no, they're hard.

He was like, you're so good at the 40s, try the hundreds. And he started hitting hundreds. Within an hour, he was hitting hundreds, hundreds, hundreds. He started hitting the jackpots in the larger arcade, 500 points for the jackpot there instead of 300 and then they raised it to 600 because he won too much yeah and then he came back the next week and they have a sign up saying limit two jackpots daily oh you broke the system that sign's still up today wow all right so there's a big uh like not controversy but a lot of discussion these days about fathers and their kids. And do they do specialization in sports, like play one sport or play all sports?

Did the skee-ball kid only play skee-ball or did he play multiple sports growing up? No, he was real small growing up. But he played baseball. He played all the sports. He actually played two seasons of travel baseball, as as he was. Oh, wow. And ten of soccer. So you're saying it's more like let him play every sport, and then they'll find their sport like skee-ball. As he told you before, to become good at this is the same thing he became good at

anything else he had to do because he was so small. It was persistence. Yeah. And kept at it and figured out what works for you. Just walk in a little bit. What works for you and keep doing it until you get it right. I love it. One day he could get a scholarship to, hell, Kent State.

Yes. He's too big for that. He had some academic scholarships, but of course he didn't take them and had to pay a fortune for his college. God damn it, skee-ball kids. That's why you've got to win today to make that money back. That's why you've got to win. I just talked to Big Cat, and he said he was willing to up the prize money to $10,000.

I heard $20,000. That's what I heard. $100,000. Let's hear it for $100,000. Big Cat is saving lives. He did say if it was a perfect game, he would do that. I was thinking about that, though. I was going to do a cash prize for a perfect game, but then it changes the dynamic of what you're going for

because then you'd almost want to get a perfect game instead of win the game. So that is off the table. That's admirable, and you're not concerned about losing money. I don't want to change the dynamic of the game. Yeah, yeah. So we likened you to Earl Woods. Earl Woods. Tiger Woods' dad.

So like Earl Woods, how much pussy do you get? How much Tiger Woods' dad. Like Earl Woods, how much pussy do you get? Pussy. Pussy. Pussy do you get? Pussy do you get? Did I have to ask my wife that question? There we go. That's a very good answer. This guy, good answer. Why isn't she here tonight?

My wife is home with my mom and my daughter. My dad is one of the reasons why Elon's been playing. He passed last year. Don't make us feel bad. Brandon, that was like the first sentence you said. I didn't know everybody was dead. They got a big watch party.

Oh, for once. I didn't know everybody was all good. Nobody bats lower. They just had a big watch party going on at home instead. I just thought she should be here. How are you so bad? Brandon, you want to ask how he passed? We can talk on the side.

Yeah. So do you still think about him a lot? That's Brandon's next question. What do you think it is that you passed on to your son to make him so great at this? Actually, I can talk about the persistence. When he was six and he started playing baseball, he was really bad and he struck out four times in one game so we were practicing every day and it seemed like it was he was having a little tough time so i looked at him i said i might be a little hard on you he's like maybe a little i was like well

you know when you struck out did you get upset he? He's like, yeah. I said, did you cry? He said, yeah. Remember, he was six. I'm like, all right. When you struck out, did I get upset? He goes, no. Did I love you enough? He goes, no.

I said, all right. Well, you can either practice, get better, or strike out and not get upset. And the next day he walked up to me and said, Dad, can we practice hitting today? Yes. Beautiful. There you go. That today? Yes. Beautiful. There you go. That's the story.

Unbelievable. Is there a workout regimen? Is it like a wrist strength thing? That's what I was wondering. Is it a lot of biceps? It's a rice. Because Sass has been practicing with his wrist, but I don't know if it's the same. My old man who's here has gotten weak. They're flopping around everywhere.

I'll tell you what it takes. It takes a lot of money in the arcade until you get that good. Maybe you should own an arcade. Maybe it's time to buy the arcade. Like the cat over there. How many oversized stuffed animals are in your house? Not anymore.

We had two or three. Okay. But you would win some of those shooting baskets. How many finger traps? Yeah, yeah. You have a room for Chinese finger traps. My sister's 10 years younger. Convincing her to save the tickets and not get those finger traps

and wait and get a TV might be a better use of it. Yeah. Very nice. Finger traps are fun. Well, best of luck, brother. All right. Thank you so much. Thank you.

Thank you, Steve. Cheers. Steve, dad, great guy. Great guy. Straight shooter. Great community. Yeah, it's good to see that. It's good to see family still is important in Ski Ball.

Yeah. And good job, Brandon. As a Yak unit, though, we have something we need to – Yeah, that was fucked up. If anybody else has had a family tragedy that Brandon could bring up, come hop on the mic. Actually, just write it down on a piece of paper. He'll read it out loud.

Yeah, yeah. No, he'll, like, get it like a mind reader. Like, he'll figure out what your family tragedy is before you even – tragedy is wondering where the man's lovely wife was that was all yeah yeah but uh we have something to address as a show it's thursday oh shit it's thursday and we forgot to tell somebody that we were going to be having a show in brooklyn we didn't tell him no we didn't we forgot no i all right so in my defense, which isn't a defense. I'll own it. I was very busy the last two days.

I was traveling today, and I forgot. I just forgot. I forgot. I said it out loud on the show. You said it on the show. So maybe actually, can I reverse this and be like, Tank doesn't listen to the show? That's his fault.

He's not a fan of the show. But he did say it multiple times. I said it multiple, multiple times this week, and Tank doesn't listen when he's not on. Actually, yeah, I'm going to say that's on Tank. But in payback, I'm going to welcome Tank on as many times as he wants next week. I won't be in next week. I'm going to have you on great week.

I'm also going to be away on Monday and Thursday. I'm also going to be away. KB and Owen with Tank all next week. Yeah, perfect. No, I do feel bad. That was a sad tweet to come across. Oh, he tweeted it out? Yeah, he was like, no yak today.

No one told me. I was like, god damn it. So I walked past the green room today, and Tank was just sitting in there with Roan on the couch filming a soda review. And I walked past. I just hear, Nick. He didn't pluralize my name, so I knew something

was wrong. I turn around and I walk back in. And he said, so today on the yak. I'm like, oh, fuck. And it was a setup. Yeah, it was a setup. He already knew the answer. You should have just done a show. We should have just done a show. Without the cameras. Yeah, just done it. Alright, so I'll own up to that.

I'll apologize. I'll own a little bit. I already apologized to him on behalf of all of us, saying we should have – our camp and the Frank the Tank camp should have been in more of a contact over this. I honestly haven't seen him this week like more than once or like – He hasn't been in. He hasn't been in much, I don't think. But I'll own it.

He's been in every single day for like 12 hours. But I haven't been in. I was only in on Monday. That's my destiny. I was only in on Tuesday and Wednesday. So that's what I'm going to go with. It's not fair. But you came from far and wide today.

Brandon came from far and wide today. Where'd you come from, Brandon? Norwalk, Connecticut. What was going on there? I went to WWE headquarters. Where? Triple H and Stephanie. That's fucking badass.

That is badass. So where was the exact address of that? I just went to Connecticut, brother. I went to Connecticut. Oh, I like that, brother. What's the WWE warehouse? No, no, I went to the headquarters. I didn't go to –

All right. I went to Connecticut. It was cool. But, like, if I wanted to go to where you went today, where would I go? Not really something they publicized there, brother. Where are you going after this? I'm going home. What's that address?

Where is that? Where is that? Give us an address. Just throw us a little bit. Throw us a bone one time. Yeah, no, and I won't be here next week. I'll be going to SummerSlam, so it's going to be great. That's going to be awesome.

It's a great time. Oh, you don't have to vax out there? He's vaxed. Brandon's vaxed. Brandon is vaxed. Very. He's vaxed and waxed. Incredibly vaxed.

I see. He's fully waxed. Brandon, when are you leaving Very. Vaxxed and waxxed. Incredibly vaxxed. He's fully waxxed. Brandon, when are you leaving for SummerSlam? That's going to be sick. I'm leaving, I think, Monday or Tuesday. That's going to be awesome. Oh, shit, Roan. We haven't talked about this.

You got suspended from Twitter. Yeah, what happened? I got big time suspended from Twitter. Are you vaxxed? No, I'm not at all. And it wasn't even for a DMCA. I was like, I figured I'd have a DMCA for filming my television during a basketball highlight or something like that. But it wasn't even for a DMCA. I was like, I figured I have a DMCA for filming my television during like a basketball highlight or something like that,

but it wasn't even a DMCA. I got, I got something I'd never even heard of before. It was, I had violated the rules against platform manipulation and spam.

So, You were astroturfing? That sounds like some shit you do. But, but what kind of platform manipulation could I even be in trouble for? Don't even get me started. There's nothing that I could have done that would actually get me in trouble

other than telling people to listen to the son of a boy dad because Lil Sass is in the hospital. That's all I can think of. I don't know anything else. I mean, I think you'll get it back. Do you not care? KB, let me look at your head. Is KB looking slick?

It's not that bad. He's pretty damn. Am I visibly sweaty? Yes, yes. Okay, the answer is yes. What's wrong, KB looking slick? It's not that bad. Not that bad? He's pretty damn. Yeah. Am I visibly sweaty? Yes. Yes. Okay, the answer's yes. Sorry. What's wrong, KB?

Just sweat it out. Did you talk to Gaz? I talked to Gaz. Ron, you told someone to kill themselves, which is against the rules. I did not. Really? No, he didn't tell them. He asked.

You have to say KMS. No, you can't even say that. Who did you tell to do that? I just requested politely that AOC kill herself. Jesus Christ. Jesus. When was this? It was yesterday.

No, that couldn't be. You're about to get a one-week suspension. Was that your last tweet? I just wanted her to do it. Which I understand. You understand at least a little bit. No, I've never said anything like that. I've never acted in

such a foul manner. I don't know what it was. I don't know. I was telling Rowan today, Twitter updated the terms of service and now it just says we can suspend you or delete your account for no reason. That must have been because Jay Cutler just joined. It was Jay Cutler's fault.

This is my first time in Williamsburg. Did you guys see how many me's there are? It's astounding. What? Oh, yeah. There's so many of you. I'm fucking everywhere. Yes.

But somehow. How was your first time? This is your. I haven't been. They were all. This is your spot. I think I've been avoiding me. Yeah.

But they don't like you here, though. Not at all. It's a weird thing. I don't fit in anywhere. There's you everywhere, and they don't like you here, though. Not at all. It's a weird thing. I don't fit in anywhere. There's you everywhere, and they don't like you. None of you likes you. Boy, does it suck. Yeah.

Can I ask you a question? Why is your dad hiding behind that burly man in the corner over there? Let's get your dad on. Let's get dad on. Hey! He won't do it. He won't do it. He won't do it.

I swear to God, it's a paid act. Will? Yeah, it's definitely like that. Task rabbit dad Just say hi Will watch his Slide over here Slick

Why What's wrong He looks so It's not like there's an audience He's so broad in his chest Like he's so jacked Yeah that's genetic In a way that Nick is not

He told me What did he say The three things he taught you It wasn't a fucking joke The three things he taught you Confidence Effort And And don't take any shit It wasn't a fucking joke. The three things he taught you? Confidence, effort, and... And don't take any shit.

Since I was a kid, I'd do all three of them. All three? Yeah. All three. I had no confidence. His dad's zero confidence. I've never tried in my life. His dad was telling it to me like he instilled it all in Nick.

He's like, yeah, what'd I tell you, boy? And Nick was like, meekly, was like, confident. Like a yogi bearer. The only thing I've seen today is my shoes. I just look down. They're everywhere. Your shoes are everywhere you look. It's insane. You won't come on though, no dad?

Well, he was very clear about definitely not doing that, so I'm in big trouble. He said don't make fun of me. Yeah, I would never. I've never done it. Alright, I'm going to do this quick ad. Wait, am I reading this exactly?'ve never done it. Yes, never done it. All right, I got to do this quick ad. When you need to – wait, is this – am I doing – am I reading this exactly? Yeah, read it.

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I just golfed with Coors Light on Monday. Don't let him have that, MB. That video's coming out on Monday. Is that the late 30s move? No, it was for a video. Thank you. What? Take that away from me.

Take that away from him. Yeah, so he's not even tempted. They took it away from me. That's why Coors Light's so good, you'll want to drink it underage. Nick, please. How long do we have to sponsor for? Five more minutes? Done right now.

We've had a hell of a run. Unbelievable run. I'm trying to figure out what this is shot like because this is such an interesting, like, it's an incredible lighting. It's like these, like, this bright, warm lighting, but just these. What is it? These guys are significantly better than our team. There's a documentary being made tonight, too.

So there's a documentary that we will be in. Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah. I've always wanted to be in a doc. Yeah. Whether it was a serial killer one or a ski ball competition. You'd be getting killed, right? That's what you're talking about.

You'd be getting smoked. I'm super murderable. Oh, yeah, definitely. Shut up. Your dad, on the other hand, though. Not murderable at all. Impossible to kill. Shut up.

All right, so who's everyone rooting for tonight? Oh, yeah, let's do a Lee Corso. Do we have big heads? I'm going with the old guy. You're going with the cat. I'm going with the cat. I'm going with the old guy. I think I might be going with the cat, too.

Cat? I'm Futterman. I'm Futterman through and through. I'm also just rooting for the guy who lost. Like, I want to see parody in the skee-ball game. I guess I could root for the kid whose grandfather died. No, no, no, no. You already danced on his grave.

You already did. Yeah. See, the thing is, is, you want the kid to win because he's younger. Why? Kyle wants him to win because he's shorter than Kyle. Is he? Is Futterman shorter than me? But the cat, I think the cat's going to win. You do? Based off of those shots that he was throwing or rolling.

Yeah. I feel like he had almost all of those. The skee-ball kid was kind of sandbagging. Oh, yeah. But he was doing it. He was sticking around left-handed and right-handed. The cat made more shots. The kid's shots were worth twice as much.

They both had 200. That's what I mean. There were 450s and 2100s. We're tricked by the volume. How many throws do they get? I don't want either to have to be on pick central. Right. Right.

Their career is over before it started. I wouldn't wish that on my worst day. We got to, by the way, when we do have the loser on pick central tomorrow, we have to let them know before we leave tonight that they should just antagonize Rico and be like, I'm a new gambling guy. Yeah. I'm here to take your job. We should have Rico try to squeeze out this random skee ball. We should have the loser go in,

and then we should also have Nadeau come in. So it's like they just don't even know what they got themselves into. It's just a shit show. And they have to sit there the entire time. We also have, by the way, tomorrow Nick is out. Brandon's out. I think it's me,

Rowan, KB, Owen, and Seth. You're out. So me, Owen, KB, and Rowan. We have the winner of this, and then we have Bobby Lang, who's going to be in studio as well. The Rough and Rowdy Heavyweight Champion. The Rough and Packman. Yeah.

Rough and Rowdy Heavyweight Champion. So he will be stopping by as well. Nice. So it'll be a good show. Star-studded show. Can he be on Pick Central too? No. No, no, no.

Only losers on Pick Central. You're not even on tomorrow. Why do you care? I don't know. Where are you going, Brandon? I'm just going to be out tomorrow. I'm just going to be out. Oh, WWE?

Yeah. You're heading back to the family? Going to Norwalk, Connecticut. It's going to be a good start. Oh, really? Getting vaccinated. I mean, the last time Brandon was out, without an excuse, there was a raid on the Capitol.

Oh, man. So if history so happens to repeat itself. I mean, if history has a funny way of repeating itself. You and Jack Mack. Is this true, Brandon? I mean, you know. That did happen. Confirm or deny.

All right, so KB, this is your night. So you're rooting for Skee-Ball Kid? I am, yes. So it was one day on the act. We said, would you rather be the best in the world at something or have $3,000? It was much less. $20,000. It was double digits.

And you went and looked up these guys, and then you became obsessed with Skee-Ball. Yes, we were curious. Who is the best Skee-Ball player in the world? Because I know who the best Dance Dance Revolution player is. Shut up. And he's famous for something else. But I was very curious. And we discovered him, Elon Footerman, skee-ball kid.

And I've been obsessed with him ever since. And here, this is my big moment. This is your day. It's surreal to see a crowd of nine right in front of my face. This is your obsession. But it's by far your most innocent obsession. Yes. Yeah, I was going to say, in two months, KB's going to be like,

hey, I want to do this live show from a flight simulator. I don't know about that, KB. Hey, can we get some box cutters? This is a prank on a show? This is your most innocent obsession It is It's beautiful I'm happy for you I'm happy that we're here

I'm happy we're doing this So we have cat Cat Kid Kid We need the rest of who you guys are pulling for I'm cat Here we go Nick

Why are you a kid? He's youthful His dad is a Dad's a sweet boy Rone's got a little bit of a He's in his grooming phase with young men. Yeah, I got sass just sitting over my knee, just ready to powder that ass. I got told today.

You have to go the opposite way. Go cat. You've got to be rebellious. I just said I was going cat. Okay. Okay, nice. So Owen, who are you with? I'm kid.

We'll sit on the bleachers corresponding with that. Okay. Yeah. And then we'll each put like 5% of our yearly salary on it. So I'll put like 300 bucks. Dan, you'll put. How much is that? Ask him.

Steve Sass knows. A lot. A lot. Steve Sass knows. All right. So how much time we got? 13 minutes. 45 minutes.

13 minutes. This has been flying by. We've been minutes. 45 minutes. 13 minutes? This has been flying by. We've been going for 10 minutes. How are we actually doing this? Let's do a draft. Anybody have ingredients? Let's do a beer draft. I'm going to take Coors first. I want Coors.

No, I want Coors. I'm going to take Coors first. That's fair. And I'm going to have too much. No! Not over consumption. Don't over consume. This place is small, but Heineken's is. No! It's not overconsumption. Don't overconsume. Please don't overconsume.

Please stop. Yeah, I will. We also have... This is the part of my take beer. I'm pretty sure this is like a dual promo. What's the anus beer? There's nothing that the anus beer? There's nothing that the anus boys like more than ruining money.

It's ironic. Misery loves company. They are the indie band that's like, we'll never sell out. It's ironic. Let them enjoy themselves. Funny. It's cool if we all lose our jobs. Who are your sponsors? We'll ruin your sponsors real fast.

Wow, we already ruined them ourselves. We lost Dude Wipes because we said it's cooler to put more shit in your ass. They should get that. Yes, that is funny. The only way to be more masculine is not wiping your ass. Why don't we, in this last little set, why don't we get a couple throws in? Why don't the boys get a couple throws in? Brandon, why don't you chuck one?

You're here. You're right by it. Let's see if you can get that hungy. Let's see who's got the best. That what? Let's see whoever has the lowest score has to buy lunch when we're all back together. How many throws? How many throws? How many throws?

I think it's nine. Nine throws. Yeah, nine throws. Also, can I ask, how do these matches take an hour and a half? Because it's nine throws is one frame. And it's ten frames. Jesus Christ. My God.

That's not right at all. Yes, it is right. Is that not right? How about three throws? Did I say that right? Is that right? I'm pretty sure. Didn't you say the score was 419 to 412?

Where's Putterman's crazy ass? Nine throws is one frame. Ten frames, best of five. How does a perfect game happen? No one does perfect games. People do perfect frames. Perfect frames. So they get 900.

What were you going to pay for that? Has a perfect game ever been done? Perfect frame? No, just, yeah, I was, but I didn't want to sully the economy. I don't want to go first just because I'm close. Why don't we have a draft? We have some sort of lottery here, so you go first. I don't know. The loser has to buy lunch, and what does

the second loser have to do? Just eat all of the lunch. Just eat the entirety of the lunch. Yeah, that's perfect. That's actually a pretty good one. That's the thing. There it is. So you almost don't want to be second to last.

How do we draft to figure out the order that we're rolling? Yeah, let's take 30 minutes to do a Yankee swap to figure out who does the draft. Just don't want to go first. We'll figure it out. All right, so someone else go. KB, go. This is your night. Let's go, KB.

Let's go, KB. Let's go, KB. Get some noise for KB. All nine throws? Or how about just three? All nine? Let's do three. Three throws. Three throws?

Shockingly bad. Shockingly bad. Three throws. So that's zero. Gross. Okay, that's ten. One more. Wait, was that a 20 or a 10?

Why does it say 20? It was a 10. Kyle, what the fuck? He just happened. He's got 40. Let's go, Kyle. Let's go, Kyle. Get up there, Owen.

Kind of a strategic move, though, because I think he's thinking that we're not going to get any of them. That will get you last. Oh, I think you want to be last. You don't want to be second to last to have to eat all the lunch. Oh, yeah. We didn't think about this at all. Yeah, but buying the lunch. I'd rather eat the lunch than have the lunch. Let's go, Brandon.

All of the lunch. All the lunch. You don't even know what we're buying. True. KB got 40. Brandon's got 50. Brandon's got 50 Brandon's got 90 110

70 70 what did you get I will I'll try my best my dad's gonna be so disappointed in me I got you again Brandon remember your score

70 you have 40. Yeah, really? Yes. You missed the first one. You got two 20s. Or no, two 20s. That's a 20. That's a 20.

That's 60. 60. Wow, Roan. Way to go. Give it up for Roan. Nick, let's go, Nick. All right, Nick. I'm going the footerman way.

I'm going for hundreds. Your first throw is what you did. You're going to try and come in last on purpose right here. He's wrapped up. He's wrapped up. He's tangled. Yeah. Oh.

Okay, that's 10. 10 for Teraney. Oh! Oh! One 10 for Nate. Where's my dad? Hey! Where's my dad?

Let's go. Oh, daddy. No. Never enough for Mr. Terrane. Your dad just left when you missed that second one. He walked right out. No, no, no. Right at the gut.

Right at the gut. Wait, you know you have to restart it. No, you're good. That's fine. You can keep your own score. 20. Start it. No, you're good. You lost double score. That's fine. You can keep your own score. 20. Big cat.

40? No, 50. So you're second to last right now. Kyle is in last. Great strategy, KB. You want me to go? I'll just buy the lunches. Owen will just buy the lunches. No, Owen, go.

I don't want to eat all the lunches Alright, Sass Let's go, Sass Let's make some noise for the king of New York That's right Now you're in New York That's 20 Nice

Go Hundo hunting I 100% know Sass is going to think he got injured Go Hundo hunting Oh, that's 40 Go hundo hunting. I 100% know Sass is going to think he got injured after this. Go hundo hunting. That's going to have an ailment. Do my fucking arm. Oh, that's 40. So it's a tie.

Tie. It's got to be a roll-off. A roll-off. Yes, we need to wait. Owen, are you going? Are you gone? Ski off. Ski off. Ski off.

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Ski off. Ski off. Ski off. Ski off. You have to go. Because Owen, if you get below 40, then you're buying lunch. The angle is a lot more strange than you'd think it would be. It is, right? Not for a guy like me. Owen got 20. 20.

One more 20. We have a fucking ski off. Holy shit. This is for loser of this has to buy the lunch and then the winner eats it all. Wait, let's do one ball.

Okay, one ball. A one ball ski off. One ball ski off. Golden ball. The golden ball. Who's going first? Who's going first? KB, you want to go first? What are you going to go for? You guys go one ball to see who goes first. Yeah, that makes perfect sense. Yes go one ball to see who goes first. Yeah, that makes perfect sense. Yes, one ball.

Higher score goes first. Higher score goes first. Oh, bitch. KP's out. On his special night. Try again. Go again. Go again.

Sass goes first, though. My hit percentage is 99. This counts, Sass. This counts. That's the first time I've ever seen you best. So it's this throw, and then you get one more. Yeah. You lost the –

You're lucky your dad isn't here, Kyle. Oh, boy, look at this. Look at this. The guy's going for it. Oh, no. Okay. All right. So wait, no, this is just for who goes first.

No, you already lost. Sass – oh, yeah, Sass, you go first now Yeah, because you won that That's true Good luck Alright, good luck, Sass Oh Same thing

It's brutal Kyle, all you have to do So you're going to be buying, pretty much Yeah Sass is about to eat Oh, he got it All you have to do. Damn. So you're going to be buying pretty much. Yeah. Sass is about to eat. All right. Here we go. Oh, he got it.

There it is. Redemption. Uh-oh. No swag. Waiter. Is that 20? Is that 20? 20.

20. Hey. So he has to eat all. You have to buy. He has to eat. He has to eat. I'm just going to do McDonald's. Okay.

Cool. For everyone. No, but it has to be six meals. Yes. Seven meals. Seven meals, Kyle eats it all. Che, you hungry? Let's make it eight. Yeah, we'll make it eight.

All right, are we good to go? Oh, no, we have four minutes. How did that take that long? Or is that short? I thought that was like another 20 minutes. What the fuck? We have nothing left. That was all of our material.

That was brutal I really thought It was like 9-10 And now we're just going out What about the new logo We gotta at least give a little bit of credit To the new logo We have Sass on the new logo

Sass on the new logo We have Owen on the new logo And Owen looks like Dory From Finding Nemo His eyes are so far apart on his head I've never seen two eyes that far apart That's so he can see predators easier. It's a great lesson.

If you bitch enough, you'll get anything in life. Roan got suspended from Twitter. Brandon may be late. And then what's... Nope. Brandon may be late because where was he? Nope. What?

Let's skip over. Let's definitely skip over that one. Wait, Stephen's prep sheet? Yeah, he put... Such a strange... Stephen, you thought we were going to just talk about that here? You think that's the kind of place to talk about that? What heavy-hitting topics do you think we were going to get into?

Oh, Jesus. Are onion rings delicious or gross? You want to talk about Darfur, too? Yeah, why don't we do that? Darfur is old at this point. Let's talk about something more... Yeah, it was. Today's just different.

For the comedy show. Yeah. Yeah, it was. Today's just different. For the comedy show. Yeah. Come on, guys. You know, we'll get into it off camera because it's explosive. Because we have a lot of things to say. We have a lot of things to say. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've got all the time in the world.

Get it off our chest that we can't necessarily. Let's ask for some stand-up to end the podcast. Yeah, Sash. Two, three jokes. Three jokes. Give us a five, Sash. I'mup to end the puzzle? Yeah, Sash. Do three jokes. Three jokes. Give us a five, Sash. I'm not doing that. Let's go, Sash.

No, there's no way I'm doing that. Do one joke. Work the crowd. All right, I'll do one joke. I'll do one joke. One joke. One joke. All right, Big Cat,

did you just mention Nickelback? Yeah. Yeah, he did. He was just talking about it. You know how they got their name, right? How? They went to their first show and everyone wanted their Nickelback. No, you said that! You ruined the show! You ruined the show!

Their first show cost a nickel and everyone wanted their Nickelback. We've listened to that 1,500 times. Take Sash off of the ground. Put Frank on there. Get Frank back on there. Let's bring out Frank. Let's bring out Caleb.

Let's bring out all of our heavy hitters. They're back there. Caleb shot 86. Yeah. Yes. You're about to get 86 from this show, brother. Oh, sorry. We're too close where it's like that's like a hey.

All right. Let's just jump into this contest early. Yeah, let's do it. Let's too close where it's like that's like a hey. All right. Let's just jump into this contest early. Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it to it now. I can't wait for this. $2,000 up for grab. World Championship. $20,000.

The kid versus the cat. The loser has to suffer through Pick Central, and the winner is going to be our special guest tomorrow on the Yak. And we're looking forward to it, so keep watching right here. We're about to go to the bleachers and watch it with everyone at home. Is there mics back there, Steven, or no? We'll just be heckling. You'll hear us.

You'll be real dickheads. You will hear us. We will be heckling. Our seats are ripped off. I'm going to have to whip a hipster's ass. You're going to have to whip a hipster's ass. You're going to have to whip a hipster's ass. Hipsters don't even exist anymore. There's like three of them right there.

I think those guys are handsome. He's got a Budweiser Nick shirt. That's a handsome man right there. Come on. He's got a Budweiser Nick shirt on. He's got a young Arnold Palmer on his shirt. No, these guys aren't hipsters. Brandon thinks anyone under 30 is a hipster.

Anyone with a mustache. These fucking hippies. All right. So stay tuned. Stay tuned. Let's go. We're going in the back. All right.

That's a yes. That's a yes. Let's go. Let's do it. Let's go. Let's do it. Let's go, boys. You good? I'm in trouble. Oh, no.

Sorry, Dad. Sorry about that, Dad.