The Yak - The Yak Plays Family Feud! | The Yak 8-30-21

Episode Date: August 31, 2021

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Hello? What's up, boys? It's the Yak. It's me, Owen, Nick, Brandon. Hey. And the guest of honor, Kyle Bauer.
Starting point is 00:00:34 Kyle Bauer. Oh, yeah. KB. Dude, by the way, I saw your cousin, the restraining order against your cousin was denied in court in L.A. So that's good. What? Trev. Trev..A. So that's good. What? Trev. Trev.
Starting point is 00:00:47 Your cousin Trev. You haven't been talking about it. He bowled through a lot of stuff. I still want to sell. I don't know what to do with his jersey. You have a Chief Wahoo. Chief Wahoo Indians. It says Indians.
Starting point is 00:00:59 It has the Chief, and it's Trevor Bauer. Double whammy. How would you rank the offensiveness of those things on the jersey? Ironically funny in about 80 years? Was the Chief, was he offensive himself or just
Starting point is 00:01:15 a mockery of an image? The Chief was pretty offensive. Himself? I don't think he said anything. No, he said, I don't think he said anything. No, he said, I support Bill Cosby. Oh, okay, yeah. So he had it both ways.
Starting point is 00:01:30 Jake Paul had the chief on his jersey last night. Did he? Yeah. I'll do some type of charity giveaway. Huge night for Jake Paul. What? Huge night for you guys. It was fun.
Starting point is 00:01:40 I mean, I lost every bet. I'm very tired. But you were right. You did well. You got to that point where the fourth fight, it's better off just go ahead and lose every bet and make it memorable that way. Yeah, in the moment I thought that, and then afterwards I was like, oh, shit. Okay. I did lose every bet.
Starting point is 00:01:58 But yeah, good fight. Did you guys watch it? I did. Did you? I did. Yeah. No. Did you think Jake Paul won?
Starting point is 00:02:03 I didn't watch. It was at a did. No. Did you think Jake Paul won? I didn't watch. Was that a concert? Rough and Rowdy was incredible. Awesome. Oh, yeah. Boone County, stand up. Boone County never disappoints. Never disappoints. Some about Boone County. What was the girl fight?
Starting point is 00:02:19 The girl fight was the best. Cherry Bomb vs. Hot Wheels was one of the best fights I've ever seen in my life. That was the best fight I've ever seen. They just didn't, they just no defense whatsoever. Incredible. Yeah. I think you got to sit over there.
Starting point is 00:02:33 Don't you agree? You're saying he's just not made for Rhone C? No, he's behind me. Yeah, you don't want that. He could have just moved up a little bit. He could have moved up a little bit. I should have said that. So what did you guys do? What concert did you go to?
Starting point is 00:02:50 Good stuff. Fucking Jai Wolf. He's a Bangladeshi DJ. You probably heard some of his hits. Probably not, actually. He was part of the Indian summer. I know that song. It was my original Friday vibe.
Starting point is 00:03:04 Yes, yes, yes. That's a good song. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, what? So much happened. UTEP won. UTEP won.
Starting point is 00:03:13 You always root for minors. Mm-hmm. That's your squad. That's your team. Yeah, a lot did happen. We saw the 0-12 days, and now they've turned the corner. Now they're back. Yeah. Does Kent State have a fighting chance against A now they've turned the corner. Now they're back. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:25 Does Kent State have a fighting chance against A&M, Brandon? No. Good, but no. They'll lose by 30. We'll do a watch party. Me, Casey, Beeman. That'd be fun. The gang.
Starting point is 00:03:36 Whole squad. Did Bill Cosby go to Kent State as well? Yes. No, he went to Temple. Oh, he went to Temple. Didn't somebody fucked up go to Kent State? Epstein? The guy that shot everybody.
Starting point is 00:03:49 Yeah, the shooter. No, those were the cops, weren't they? The National Guard. The National Guard. No, but I thought. No, we have a pretty clean alumni. Yeah?
Starting point is 00:03:57 Nice. Shoot. Zah, I emailed you a video. Somebody sent this to me of Kyle at a video. Somebody sent this to me of Kyle at a party. Oh. Don't.
Starting point is 00:04:08 No. What is this? By the way, today is the first day AT. If Kyle doesn't want to play it, we don't have to. Is it actually me? Yes. ATOD. No, do not. It was me that filmed it.
Starting point is 00:04:20 Still, I don't even know what it is. Don't play it. Don't play it. Play it. Don't play it. No, no. Actually, I legally can't allow you't even know what it is Don't play it Don't play it Don't play it No, no, actually I legally can't allow you to play this I legally
Starting point is 00:04:29 No, actually I need you to not play this So it was a room full of girls Dancing Oh Oh KB KB
Starting point is 00:04:40 I'm not looking With the ladies Oh yeah, that's a given Yeah Did you fuck them all? You did KB. I'm not looking. With the ladies. Oh, yeah. That's a given. Yeah. Did you fuck them all? You did. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:51 All three of them. Yeah, I did. At the same time? Quickly, yeah. It's right down the line. By the way, next Thursday, I believe, which it's, we got to figure out the tank situation. He's very upset at me. He's very mad. He walked in and just attacked me to this point.
Starting point is 00:05:09 It was incredible. He DM'd the Yak account. Yeah. He did. We're going to have to have, I think, I think Ron and I, when we were in West Virginia, we talked about it. I think we're going to maybe do a, like a Supreme Court hearing on the Yak. He can plead his case and we'll bring him character witnesses.
Starting point is 00:05:27 We'll have to pull up some examples. Yeah, exactly. So that will be a whole thing. But next Thursday, I think we're going to do Stephen Che's predictions. So that will be fun. Data. Data day.
Starting point is 00:05:38 Holy shit, that feels like yesterday. Data day. Every year, data day. My favorite day of the year. I'll have to warn Sass to maybe sit that one out. He'll be insufferable. I don't think he'll like that. He will not like that.
Starting point is 00:05:54 I'm sorry you're in data for an hour, but I'm very much looking forward to that. What's up with you, Brandon? You got anything big announcement you want to say? I have one later this week. Really? I got something coming Friday. Friday at 6 o'clock, I believe. Friday at 6 o'clock?
Starting point is 00:06:09 You're going to be working that late? Yeah, I'm going to be working every weekday. Every weekday? Can we pull up his teaser tweet? Oh, yeah. Just because I've been looking at it. I just cannot fucking solve what this could ever possibly be. Ever. You've really made it tough. looking at it, I just cannot fucking solve what this could ever possibly be, ever.
Starting point is 00:06:25 You've really made it tough. I did go on the first episode of Mush the Line. It was big numbers. Huge numbers. If you'd been on Walk the Line, perhaps it wouldn't be dead. Oh, you think so? I'm good without it.
Starting point is 00:06:41 Are you guys actually angry at each other? Are you guys angry at each other? No. Is he angry at you? He's mad at me. I'm not mad at him. I retweeted his show. He didn't show up to my last Walk the Line the other day.
Starting point is 00:06:53 He just no-showed. I respect that. Do you? A petty no-show. It's fine. But no, I'm fine with him. I'm not mad at him. I don't think he's mad at me.
Starting point is 00:07:01 I need a daily one-hour show to be able to talk about all the crazy stuff from college football. I need to be able to take calls, too. Okay, so that's not what he's talking about. He's talking about the logo. I think, yeah, I think you tweeted the slightest sliver of logo. What the fuck? What the fuck could that be? What could that be?
Starting point is 00:07:19 Okay, so that's some sort of... Okay. Maybe that's a helmet. Could be about bras. Bradley bras. Maybe that's a helmet. Bradley? Could be about bras. Bradley bras. Call. Collar. Collision.
Starting point is 00:07:29 You know you spell collars with an A, right? What? No, no, no. It's actually Brandon's collage. Collar show, because he said he wanted collars. I do, I do. But he misspelled it. Yeah, that's it.
Starting point is 00:07:42 Jesus Christ, dude. Yeah. Okay, well, thanks. Yeah, I don't know. We'll see the it. Yeah, that's it. Jesus Christ, dude. Yeah. Okay. Well, thanks. Yeah, I don't know. We'll see the full logo very, very soon. And Friday night, 6 o'clock, just in case you guys need to go ahead and make plans. Maybe every day at 6 o'clock.
Starting point is 00:07:55 What would we have to do to get this show canceled? Don't. I'm asking questions. Don't even put that into it. No, but you need to tell us so that we don't do that. Why would the fuck would you even, why would even put that into no but you need to tell us so that we don't do that why would the fuck would you even
Starting point is 00:08:07 why would you put that out there I don't it's my biggest fear to accidentally cancel one of your shows right so I'm you understand my logic my biggest fear
Starting point is 00:08:16 is not knowing where I could watch this show well we'll find that out later together but like I don't want to do something that could get it cancelled so you need to tell me
Starting point is 00:08:24 what not to do. Okay, well, let's not talk about it very much, and let's certainly not say where it's going to be. That's the most important thing. In New York City. It'll be in New York City, yes. Whoa, breaking news. It'll be here at HQ.
Starting point is 00:08:41 It'll be in this room. And anybody could watch this. The college football capital of the world. It'll be in the college football world. Anybody could watch this room. And anybody could watch this. The college football capital of the world. The heart of the college football world. Anybody could watch this. Men from China could watch this, Brandon. They could? They very well could, yes.
Starting point is 00:08:51 What about if I was a little boy in France? Sure. Oh, interesting. Anybody who has access to the internet can watch this show. They have CBS in France? What's CBS? Oh, the SEC on CBS? Let's see.
Starting point is 00:09:04 What does CBS stand for college football show college broadcasting show college Brandon show I'm sure they have CBS in France almost certainly yeah okay there it is we talked about it we got it out of the way
Starting point is 00:09:19 maybe like a gutsy 10 point loss for my flashes I think they will show flashes I think they will show flashes. I think they'll be close in the first half, but ultimately it'll be 25 to 30. I can't hang out with KB after a flashes loss. He is inconsolable. He is a huge bitch.
Starting point is 00:09:39 And I get it because he puts his heart and soul into those boys. He's Joe Pesci before a Snickers bar kind of. Yeah, he is. I do think Kent State could win the match. I think they will. I think they could win the match. They have the best quarterback. Buffalo's got some studs.
Starting point is 00:09:55 Not really. Toledo's not bad. They lost them all. They all went to Kansas. Oh, really? Toledo's not bad. They went to Kansas? Yeah, because that's where the coach went.
Starting point is 00:10:01 Ohio's good, too. Who does UTEP play? Bethune-Cookman or something? They do. Okay. Why do you know that? I think he's trying to get on your show, Brandon. Trying to become a UTEP guy this year.
Starting point is 00:10:13 Oh, UTEP expert. Have we announced that Nick's just joining the college football show? Oh, yeah, but I thought we said that. Directly or indirectly? Directly. I'll be on the screen for about 25 seconds. Yeah. Nice. Directly. Make sure he on the screen for about 25 seconds. Yeah. Nice.
Starting point is 00:10:25 Directly. Make sure he gets his fair amount of shine, Brandon. It's only going to be talking about UTEP and how much you love UTEP. I am. I'm all in. Why don't we give KB a UTEP segment? That would be cool. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:37 We don't even have to turn on the cameras for it. AB, go ahead. Talk into this can with the string attached yeah i'm a utep guy this year it would be funny if you just started doing a utep stream every saturday morning i bet you could get some people watching that some utep miners el paso is the biggest city in america without a pro team or a Power 5 team. Is that true? I think so.
Starting point is 00:11:08 That doesn't seem like that's true. Whoa. Why not? What about... Whoa, actually, I'm thinking about it. I think you might be right. Power 5 team is what throws it a little bit. I was thinking Louisville, but they got Power 5 team. There's got to be a Florida City.
Starting point is 00:11:20 Wait, no, Louisville doesn't have a Power 5 team. They do. They freaking do, yeah. They freaking do. El Paso has the same population as Boston. Let's see. Really? Yep. I guess Vegas because they got the
Starting point is 00:11:36 Golden Knights. Vegas didn't for... So this changed because of Vegas? Vegas also has the Raiders. Yes. Yeah, I know, but the Golden Knights changed it. So up until recently, it was Vegas. So you're trying to get in early. 700,000 people in El Paso? Yes.
Starting point is 00:11:51 Wow. And we're not nearly as loud and proud as we should be. All right, be the face of El Paso. I think I might have to be. Who's their biggest media guy? Like the U of UTEP. I don't know. Eddie Guerrero?
Starting point is 00:12:08 He's dead. All right. El Paso. It's my lane. Wow. What about Fort Worth? I look very lumpy today. They have what?
Starting point is 00:12:17 SM or TCU. TCU, yeah. So that will maybe soon not be a power five team. Perhaps. And they have like the Dallas teams. What about Mexico City? All right. What are the fuck?
Starting point is 00:12:29 All right. I got to do something with my population. I'm pretty sure I'm right. I'm looking right now. Yeah, I think you're right. Have we not learned every single time we try to pull out our phones? He does it to us every time. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:41 Yeah. He Googled it probably 10 minutes ago. Yeah. No, if you look yeah fuck no it can't be yes no he's right el paso's the 22nd biggest city i know it's right below portland indianapolis detroit port worth right in portland no it's not it is on mine oh my google says no well i got a better Google. Damn. You got us again. You got us again. You got us again.
Starting point is 00:13:07 My plan worked. How did you do this? I wanted this to be an El Paso-centric show, and look at where we are. How did you do this, dude? What do you like about El Paso? Nothing. Is the food there more Mexican, or is it Tex-Mex, or what? Do you have to get deeper into Texas to get the Tex-Mex?
Starting point is 00:13:24 Yeah, it's right on the border. Yeah. Is there also a big city on the other side of the Mexican border? El Paso's bigger than Vegas. What is it? Juarez? Damn, El Paso needs a lot. Thank you for bringing this to life.
Starting point is 00:13:38 El Paso awareness. Yes, El Paso awareness. Thank you, KB. I've lived my entire life. Bigger than Milwaukee. Bigger than Milwaukee. Bigger than Baltimore. Bigger than Vegas.
Starting point is 00:13:51 And so they just live and breathe UTEP. Is that their, that's the thing. Let's get El Paso a team. Coach Dana is bringing back the culture, I think. No, that's Dana? Yeah, Dana. A UTEP? Dymel or whatever.
Starting point is 00:14:03 What's his name? It's Dana something. Okay. They're talking about Holgerson, our guy. Not him, no. Not all of our guy. Well. All right.
Starting point is 00:14:15 Yeah. What else? It's Dana Dymel. Dymel, yeah. Wait, he's not, Holgerson's not your guy? Not my guy. Why did you do it? Yeah, that's right.
Starting point is 00:14:21 Did you really do a UTEP? I've been big on El Paso. I wrote a whole blog about him once. What's their, what's right. Did you really do a YouTube? I've been big on El Paso. I wrote a whole blog about them once. What's their biggest attraction? And also you're acting like writing a whole blog. The average blog is like, wake up to Maroon 5, surprise you, it's a wedding. Well, I wrote a long form one. Okay.
Starting point is 00:14:41 What's their biggest attraction? None. Okay. They probably have something Mexican. How's the quality of attraction? None. Okay. They probably have something Mexican. How's the quality of life? Poor. Ah. Didn't they have a big, they had a Walmart shooting.
Starting point is 00:14:52 Yes, they did. Yes, there we go. Damn. Every time a city comes up and there's been a shooting there, I'm like, how do I know that? Oh, it's shooting. Aurora. Yeah, there's a lot. Shootings ruin a lot of things.
Starting point is 00:15:08 They're not cool. No. Do we want to disavow hurricanes real quick? Well, I mean, getting the vaxx is technically a shooting, right? Yeah, something you haven't done. I've half done it. Depends on the hurricane. Yeah, that footage is grave.
Starting point is 00:15:24 Not good. Did you see that one guy who just started running up to the reporter being like, you're not reporting the facts about the hurricane. No, what was his argument? I don't know. He was denying, he's a hurricane denier. He's a hurricane denier. It has become a thing now with this hurricane to just shame the weather reporters who are out there
Starting point is 00:15:39 and saying, like guys in the background are just standing there and they're getting pummeled. Yeah. And acting like they're acting. They're false flags, right? They're crisis actors. Is that what they are? Yeah. Poor Al Roker.
Starting point is 00:15:52 Dude, Al Roker, you're too old. What's he trying to prove? He's got to be too rich to be out there. Al Roker was in the hurricane? In the mix, man. He was really deep in it. I bet you it's one of those things that he just wants to recapture some of the glory days. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:08 It's like, you know what? Wants to be hungry again. Get me down there. Does he have a lot of pants? Put on my galoshes. What's Al Roker's net worth? Just a guess. Lower than you think.
Starting point is 00:16:17 Really? I think higher than you think. I think it's 25. 20. No way. 25 million. Has he done any books? I was going to say like 40.
Starting point is 00:16:25 If he hasn't done any books, it's not that big. I think it's 25. 20. No way. 25 million. Has he done any books? I was going to say like 40. If he hasn't done any books, it's not that big. I think it's big. Five million. Do books really do it? No, but like if he's been on salary his entire life. Everybody give a guess. I mean, then there's a life. Mine was 25.
Starting point is 00:16:38 I guess 40. Oh, it's high. What did you just do? I looked. Is it higher than 40? What is it? Is Roker in the 100 mils? No.
Starting point is 00:16:46 I'd say 80. It's 70. 70. I guess I didn't realize that. What did he do? I mean, he's been on TV forever. Yeah, I know. And he had multiple, like they would put him on multiple shows.
Starting point is 00:16:58 Was he in a movie? They Steve Harvey'd him for a while where he was like on seven or eight shows. Steve Harvey, what a gem. I'm on the fence with Steve Harvey. Yeah? Really? Why? You don't like Outlander's suits?
Starting point is 00:17:10 No, I like his suits. I just think a lot of people could do his job. Oh. Disagree. He just looks at the camera. Which job? No. He's goofy.
Starting point is 00:17:20 He's funny. He's warm. Family feud questions are written to be inherently sexual, and then he acts all crazy when somebody gives a sexual answer. Give us a family feud question, Steven. Let's just play. Yeah, let's play family feud. Why don't we just do family feud every day?
Starting point is 00:17:37 There are five of us. Let's play family feud right now. See if we can do it. Steve, can you cue up a family feud on a graphic we need to bring five other people in here to feud against them or no we'll feud we'll feud against ourselves just see if we can beat our own record just get reps all right it's four is it five it's five five okay great perfect oh my god steve harvey and i have something very unique and common from west virginia and ken state alums. Wow. You graduated?
Starting point is 00:18:06 Yes, twice. Congrats. Masters. The first one I take? Oh, and children, right? Yeah. You got in the mud with a disabled woman. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:15 No. What happened? What happened? Tell us. I do not want to talk about that. Tell us. The trenches. That was fun.
Starting point is 00:18:22 A disabled woman with like 200. And you were being nice until you found out she was disabled. I'm on your side. First of all, I don't know if she's disabled or not. All I know is she said something. She proudly flaunted it. She said something horrible on Twitter. I said, you're an asshole.
Starting point is 00:18:36 And she goes, I'm disabled. And every single subsequent tweet, I'm disabled. You're yelling at a disabled woman. I love it. She tweeted. That's actually such a power move. If I'm disabled. You're yelling at a disabled woman. I love it. She tweeted. That's actually such a power move. If I were disabled. All your tweets, you should have just had a picture of a ramp.
Starting point is 00:18:49 Yeah. She tweeted it off. No, just steps. So she can't respond. Yeah. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Can't get me.
Starting point is 00:18:57 Yeah, like, no, actually, not a picture of it, but like put the, you know, like when they do the lines where it's actually text, and then your answer is just at the top of steps. Yeah. It's like, see if you know, like when they do the lines, where it's actually text, and then your answer is just at the top of steps. Yeah. It's like, see if you can get to this. It's like the roller coaster. You have to be this high to respond to this tweet. She did say she's going to tell my employers.
Starting point is 00:19:16 Okay. You want Beeman in here? No, no, just a gesture, pumping up for the weekend. All right, here we go. Penn State. Nice. She went there. All right.
Starting point is 00:19:24 Time for family. This is going to be our best episode State. Nice. She went there. All right. It's time for family. This is going to be our best episode yet. Who are we playing? Who are we playing against? Cristiano. He doesn't look like Cristiano. Here we go. Fuck Cristiano.
Starting point is 00:19:35 It looks like George Takei. Name a word you would use. All right, go, go, go, KB. Name a word you would use to describe a muscular. Okay. Yes. All right, I'll go strong. Oh, fuck.
Starting point is 00:19:55 Go, Brandon, go. Tan. What? What? Boom. Now that could be it. Oh, come on, Brandon. Heavy.
Starting point is 00:20:04 Heavy. Oh, come on, Brandon. Heavy. Oh, no. Big. Yeah, that's probably pretty good. Good answer, good answer. Good answer, good answer, good answer. Yeah, go, baby. Athletic.
Starting point is 00:20:17 No. Oh, fuck. Good answer. Good answer. Oh. Sorry, boys. I just lost to the Wilkerson's. Wait, no, he has to get one.
Starting point is 00:20:26 Yeah, he's got to get one now. Could he use synonyms for muscular? Is that a rule? Yeah. Fuck. Did he get it? Wet. Did he get it?
Starting point is 00:20:36 I don't know. Wet. Muscles, that's pretty much muscular. So we're losing. So we're losing. So we are losing the Christiana family. Okay. But that's just for now. What happened?
Starting point is 00:20:51 Let's go. Okay, I wasn't even close to being done. Here we go, KB. Come on, KB. I think you start this time. You made a 111-year-old's name a kind of place where you can get in trouble if you laugh. Go. School.
Starting point is 00:21:01 Class. All right, all right. Church. Good answer. Great answer. Great answer. That's number one. Come on, come on. Yeah. class alright alright church good answer great answer great answer yeah good answer library nice good answer good answer good answer yeah top three um
Starting point is 00:21:18 come on Nick Nick how much time do I have 30 seconds somewhere where you can get in trouble if you laugh funeral good answer Come on, Nick. Nick. How much time do I have? 30 seconds. Somewhere where you can get in trouble if you laugh. Funeral. Good answer. Good answer.
Starting point is 00:21:29 Good answer. Yeah. Nick. Fuck. Come on, Owen. I would like help. No. No. Come on, Owen.
Starting point is 00:21:39 Go. Go, Owen. We have three. Dinner. Mrs. Dinner. Dinner. Dinner.
Starting point is 00:21:43 Dinner. Dinner. Dinner. Dinner. Dinner. Dinner. Dinner. Dinner.
Starting point is 00:21:43 Dinner. Dinner. Dinner. Dinner. Dinner. Dinner. Dinner. Dinner.
Starting point is 00:21:43 Dinner. Dinner. Dinner. Dinner. Dinner. Dinner. Dinner. Dinner. Dinner. Dinner. Dinner. Dinner. Dinner. Dinner. Dinner. Dinner. Dinner. Dinner. Dinner. Dinner. Dinner. Dinner. Dinner. Dinner. Dinner. Dinner. Dinner. Dinner. Dinner. Dinner. Dinner. Dinner. Dinner. Dinner. Dinner. Dinner. Good answer. Oh, just fucking kidding. I was going to say supper. Shit. Come on. Come on. Doctors?
Starting point is 00:21:52 Yes. Good answer. No laughing at the doctor. How many times do I have to tell you? And what church is dishing out punishment? Court. 11-year-olds are going to court? Those poor two kids.
Starting point is 00:22:01 The fuck? All right. I think we're in the league. Fast money. Fast money. Wait, how did we win that? Oh, they have really set it right. He was getting them wrong. I think he answers simultaneously. You got four of them. Yeah, alright, here we go. That round was double too.
Starting point is 00:22:15 Let's go, KB. Alright, fast money, Kyle. Triple points. I get it. I'd like to do this every day. Name something some people can do with their mouths open and chew good one yes uh breathe fuck yes all right come on brandon brandon you're ventriloquist talk ventriloquist. Yeah, all right.
Starting point is 00:22:46 Don't give me that. Come on, Nick. You were going to say it? Come on, Nick. I can't even think of any oral maneuvers. Kiss. Yeah. Good answer, good answer.
Starting point is 00:22:58 Three people? Only three people kiss? Two people, yeah. A lot of people like me out there. Suck. I know, I know. Suck? You can't suck? How do you suck with your mouth?
Starting point is 00:23:08 I've never been sucked. Eat ass? I've never had a closed mouth suck. Ow. Sleep, sleep, sleep. Sleep, sleep. Ah, what? Ass.
Starting point is 00:23:19 Yes. Oh, fuck. Come on, big cat. We ran out of time. Hum. Nice. I never would have gotten that. You can't hum with your mouth. We're out of time. Hum. Nice. I never would have gotten that. You can't hum with your puppet.
Starting point is 00:23:26 We're dominating Cristiano and his stupid family. Fuck you, Cristiano. All right. Is that? Now we go to the last money. Let's go. Let's break the record. Should we just shout out answers here?
Starting point is 00:23:36 This is so stupid. Oh, we can get 100 points. That's all brown. Brown. I'm on my glasses. Go! I'm not up. It's fast money.
Starting point is 00:23:50 Somebody say something. Go. Somebody say something. Gorilla. Gorilla. What does that mean? All brawn and no brains. They're smart.
Starting point is 00:23:57 Yeah, they're the smartest. Yeah, you're right, but I said it. Different question. Oh, did something supermodels like to chew up and spit out? Gone. Food, food, food, food, food. What is that? I forgot what fast food is.
Starting point is 00:24:07 Is that a bulimia joke? A tree. Bad. Tree. God, we cracked under pressure here. Yeah, we did. We got 10 seconds. Grandma said when I need a good laugh, I hide grandpa's what?
Starting point is 00:24:18 Medicine. Teeth. Dentures. D-I-T-T-T-T-T. Teeth. What are you doing? Teeth. Horse.
Starting point is 00:24:25 We said horse, but for what? Oh, bear. Horse, yeah, that makes sense. Something super Muslim. I said hair, by the way. Yes. Hey. Oh.
Starting point is 00:24:39 We're going to make it. What? We're going to make it. We just got to get 100. Yeah. Wow, we got two things right and beat it. All right. Family feud's easy.
Starting point is 00:24:48 All right, so let's take a break, and then we come back and try to beat our score. We're going against ourselves, so 1,115. You want to do a Coors Light break? Yeah, sure. Did you see the Texas semi-truck with the windmill getting demolished by a train? Yes. They weren't even close to making a cross.
Starting point is 00:25:05 That was fantastic to watch. I didn't see that. Say that again? It was stuck turning onto a train track, and it couldn't move. It was too long. It was moving like a wind turbine propeller, which are big. Got smoked. The train just pulverized it.
Starting point is 00:25:17 Fuck, that's awesome. Did anyone die? No. It looked like it tipped. It looked like he may be injured. It was a great no. That was... I don't know. Maybe the like it tipped. It looked like he may be injured. It was a great no. I don't know. Maybe the conductor committed suicide after.
Starting point is 00:25:28 15% chance someone died. No. The way you answered that, no. No, I don't think anyone died. All right. So when you need to slow down, just open a Coors Light. It's mountain cold, refreshing, made to chill. It tastes great from Coors Brewing Company in Golden, Colorado.
Starting point is 00:25:39 So slow down and celebrate responsibly. Get Coors Light in the new look delivered straight to your door with Drizzly or Instacart by going to CoorsLight.com. I kind of your door with Drizzly or Instacart by going to CoorsLight.com. I kind of want to play again right now. I think bears are smart. I kind of want to play again
Starting point is 00:25:49 right now. What are the stupid animals that are big? Well, elephants are smart, right? Elephants are very smart. Yeah, but like gorillas, like big teeth.
Starting point is 00:25:58 I'm smarter than a gorilla. Hippos are stupid. No, they're not. No, they're not. They know to eat people. But bears, I don't think are notably stupid. No. Ah, they're not. No, they're not. They know to eat people. But bears, I don't think, are notably stupid. No.
Starting point is 00:26:07 Ah, they get fucking their hands caught in honey pots. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, right. They do the... The bear that got caught was a honey pot. They try to get the porridge. He's not brawny at all.
Starting point is 00:26:19 They try to get the porridge, however that one went. Yeah. That story. Fake bears. What? Fictional bears. Really? Also, they didn't try to get the porridge. that one went. Yeah. That story. Fake bears. What? Fictional bears. Really? Also they didn't try
Starting point is 00:26:27 to get the porridge. They had the porridge. The girl tried to get the porridge. What about Smokey? He keeps fucking creating forest fires. He hasn't done anything
Starting point is 00:26:34 What was that movie The Country Bears? Country Bears. Those were horrifying looking bears. True play again. Yeah. Yes.
Starting point is 00:26:41 I want to really. But okay. I think like KB needs to start going first. Reverse the order. Reverse the order. No, no, no. It should go. KB goes.
Starting point is 00:26:49 I'll go first. That's fine. But it should go. You go first, and then the second round, you go first. Yep. The third round, you go first. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 00:26:57 Here we go. Let's go, boys. Owen, you didn't get a single one. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Wait a minute. We're watching that on our side.
Starting point is 00:27:04 When we read the questions, let's read them loud and clear for the listeners. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Good point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good point. Good answer. Good answer. Wait a minute. We're watching that on our side. When we read the questions, let's read them loud and clear for the listeners. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Good point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good point. Good point. I'll read the questions.
Starting point is 00:27:10 I'll read the questions. Oftentimes, I forget there's listeners. And I'll go. We're just hanging out. Yeah. I'll read the questions. Upvote the stream. Upvote the stream.
Starting point is 00:27:18 Upvote the stream. I'll read the questions. Okay. And then we're trying to beat 1,115. Is that correct? Yes. Correct. Okay. Are we allowed to help each other?,115. Is that correct? Yes. Okay.
Starting point is 00:27:26 Are we allowed to help each other? No. That's the whole point of the game. We just have to say good answer to each other. All right. Let's go. Okay. Good answer.
Starting point is 00:27:35 Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. All right. Who are we playing? Kyle. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:27:44 Here we go. All right. Name, no. Here we go. All right. Name an animal it might be fun to be just for one day. Owen. Dog. Nice. Good answer. Good answer.
Starting point is 00:27:54 Good answer. What? Got to be bird. Good answer. Good answer. Or chicken. Cat. I'd love to be a cat
Starting point is 00:28:05 They sleep 19 hours Shark Yeah Good answer Yeah Oh That was a good answer Kyle
Starting point is 00:28:12 A bear Why They're dumb Oh no Fish Fish Just a swim Fish
Starting point is 00:28:20 Oh Lion Say lion Everybody likes lions. Bears are fast and big. I don't think we have another. Do we have another? That's not how you say.
Starting point is 00:28:30 Wait, do we keep going? No, we shouldn't keep going after we get three wrong. A cheetah? Let's have the same thing again. A dinosaur probably. I think he's got it. Maybe like a kangaroo. Steven, once we get three wrong, don't do it.
Starting point is 00:28:42 I thought we only got two wrong there. No, we got three. We have three strikes. Then what the fuck's Kyle doing? I don't know.. I thought we only got two wrong there. No, we got three. We had three strikes. Then what the fuck's Kyle doing? I don't know. But we're not going to... We're going to play... Did you change the...
Starting point is 00:28:49 We're going to play the real game and not do... Wow. Yeah. Nobody wants to swim. All right. We kind of cheated on that one. A little bit. That's okay.
Starting point is 00:29:00 Just remember we got 12 extra points. If we end up... We're fine. Nick's up first. No, we're trying to beat our own record. Nick's up first. All right.'re trying to beat our own record. Nick's up first. All right, I'm going to read the question. Name something in the house that kids monopolize from their parents.
Starting point is 00:29:11 Television. Nice. Good answer. Good answer. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh. Good thought process. Tablet.
Starting point is 00:29:22 Tablet. Bad answer. Yeah, I'm sorry. I would have said. Okay. The couch. Tablet. Bad answer. Yeah, I'm sorry. I would have said, okay. The couch. Are we just screaming out? No, no. No, it's my turn.
Starting point is 00:29:31 Oh, fuck. Go, Kyle. The cabinet or the fridge? The pantry. Good answer. How would they monopolize a pantry? Good answer. All their treats are in there.
Starting point is 00:29:41 They're all staying there. All their sweet, sweet treats are in there. Oh, now we're done. The backyard. We're done. We're done. We in there. All their sweet, sweet treats are in there. Oh! The backyard. We're done. We're done. We suck there. Fuck. What is it?
Starting point is 00:29:51 What could it be? That sucks. Game room. Backyard. Driveway. Basement. Pool. Computer.
Starting point is 00:29:56 Pool. It's definitely going to be the pool. Wait. Internet. Computer. Computer. Yeah. What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:30:01 Well, we have to wait for the clock to watch. Yeah, that's fine. Three sec. Yeah, okay. I don't want to see. Pool. Basement. Food refrigerator.
Starting point is 00:30:11 Computer. Computer games. What was the food? Telephone is a dumb one we should have gotten. Kids monopolize the phone. Uh-oh. Not doing well, boys. What's that noise?
Starting point is 00:30:21 I don't know. Brandon, you're up first. All right, here we go, Brandon. Triple points. Triple points. Some like it hot and some like it cold. What? Soup.
Starting point is 00:30:33 It's not soup when it's cold. It's gazpacho. Do it. Say it. Say soup. God damn it. Soup? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:30:41 Dumb answer. Pizza. Waiter, my soup is hot. All right. Who likes pizza? Food, pizza. Dumb answer. Pizza. Waiter. My soup is hot. All right. Food, pizza. Oh, shit. That's all pizza. Go, Kyle.
Starting point is 00:30:50 Go, Kyle. Water. Shower, shower, shower. Oh, yeah. Good answer. Coffee, coffee. Oh, good answer. Good answer.
Starting point is 00:30:58 Good answer. Good answer. Yeah. Oh, the best answer, actually. Wow. Weather. Oh, good answer. Wow. answer y'all got food on the brain yeah something like it on something i don't know death was one that popped up come on brand we can't help you i don't know no going to lose. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:31:27 I don't know. Brandon. Body's during sex. What did I say? Water. Yes, shower water. Shower doesn't apply. I said shower.
Starting point is 00:31:40 That was my last. That was my final guess. We lost to fucking Kyle. We have to go. We have to go again. We have to go again. I'm talking about drinking water. Are we losing viewers? No, they're fine. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:51 Jesus. I think they're fine today. If we try to do it again tomorrow, they're going to be like, fuck this. Chad's loving it, by the way. All right, here we go. Good answer, Chad. Good answer, Chad. All right, Chad, good answer.
Starting point is 00:32:03 All right, here we go. Brandon, you start. This is humbling. No, no. We'll reverse order again. Wait, can I ask for an interactive feature? Can we, if we're stuck on one like that, can we take a chat answer? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:13 Probably stupider than us. Yeah, a bunch stupider than us. Just call chat answer if you need help. All right. Okay. We only get one around. Oh, it's not going to work because there's a lot. Oh.
Starting point is 00:32:22 Okay, not going to work. Chat answer. Chat answer. All right. I go first. Yes. And then Kyle, and then we come back around. Okay.
Starting point is 00:32:30 Boys, I love this. I love it too. I am having a blast. Well, actually, I did love it until we lost to fucking Kyle. Fucking bald-ass Kyle. I don't like it right now. All right, here we go. Hopefully we get a woman.
Starting point is 00:32:48 Yep. I was going to say it, but yes, it is. What is this ambiguity that we're seeing? All right, here we go. Fill in the blank with one specific word. Blank your own business. Mind. Good answer.
Starting point is 00:33:02 Great answer. It's got to be that one. It's just mind. Yeah. All right, Here we go, Kyle. Blank your own business. Come on, Kyle. Come on, Kyle. Come on, Kyle.
Starting point is 00:33:17 Come on, Kyle. I don't know. Run. Run your own business. Good answer. Chat is open. Run your own business. Yeah, good answer. Good answer. Chat is open. Chat is open. Way to go. Way to go.
Starting point is 00:33:27 Start your own business. Yeah. Good answer, Owen. Yes. Do it. Say it. We're crushing it. Come on, Nick. You know it, Brian?
Starting point is 00:33:35 Come on, Nick. Just fire it off because we got three strikes. Fire it off. Oh, I know it. Fire it off. No, I don't. No, I don't. Fire it off.
Starting point is 00:33:43 Close. Close your own business. You should close don't. No, I don't. Fire it off. Close. Close your own bitch. You should close a bitch. Oh, bitch. Close it. Oh, good answer. Good answer. Own.
Starting point is 00:33:51 Own. Own. Own. Own. Own. Yeah. Perfect round. Way to go.
Starting point is 00:33:57 No help from that bitch. I'll remember that. Fuck you, Addison. Close. Bitch ass. Yeah, you guys. Trifling ass. Don't you ever go up to somebody that looks like
Starting point is 00:34:06 a failure to split. You should close a business. Give up on your hopes and dreams, dude. Close your own business. 10x in the chat. Everyone was saying own. Oh, wow. 10x. Good answer, Chad. Look at stupid ass Addison. I bet you she said close, too. Here we go. Double points, Kyle.
Starting point is 00:34:22 You're up first. I'll read it. Maybe it's like during a riot. Name a profession that requires schooling past college. Doctor. Yeah. Good answer. Lawyer. Good answer. Good answer.
Starting point is 00:34:35 Good answer. Uh-oh, boys. That's all I know. Professor. Professor. Good answer. Okay, yeah. Good answer.
Starting point is 00:34:45 Oh. Oh, jeez. I'm O for here. Professor. Good answer. Oh. Oh, geez. I'm over here. Brandon. Aye. Brandon. I think derivatives. Not like a mathematician.
Starting point is 00:34:58 Chat's open if you need help. Chat. Chat, chat, chat, chat. Good answer. Therapist. Good answer, chat. Good answer, chat. That's a good answer. That would be answer? Therapist. Good answer, chat. Good answer, chat. That's a good answer.
Starting point is 00:35:06 That would be under the doctor umbrella. What's the fucking chat? Gynecologist. Hell, that's a doctor. I like that. Gynecologist. What's a doctor? I just want to see Steven try to spell it.
Starting point is 00:35:18 A dentist. A dentist. A dentist. A dentist. A dentist. A dentist. A dentist. Submit it.
Starting point is 00:35:23 Pilot. He didn't submit it in time. Nurse. God damn it. Nurse is not true. Theist. Dentist. Dentist. Submit it. Pilot. He didn't submit it in time. Nurse. God damn it. Nurse is not true. Nurse is not. Actually, no. All right, it's a big round, boys.
Starting point is 00:35:31 All right, Owen, you're up first. Oh, fuck. Thanks to the chat there. Wait, no, the chat didn't get it right. No, the chat fucked us. Name a term used in a game of bowling. There you go. Come on.
Starting point is 00:35:42 God damn it. Strike. Yes. Great answer. That damn it. Strike. Yes. Great answer. That was a fake out. So this can be a multi-word term. Yeah. Good answer. Split. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:55 Yeah. Good answer. That should have counted. For what? Why? Turkey. Good answer. Split's not on there. Turkey's not going to be on there. That's got four written all over it. Yeah! Gutter ball.
Starting point is 00:36:08 Gutter ball. Yeah! Gutter ball. That's a good answer. Kyle. Maybe just gutter? Oh! I wouldn't say.
Starting point is 00:36:17 Is it ball? Is it just ball? Go to the chat, Owen. It's a pin. Pin. Good answer. Good answer. P-I-N.
Starting point is 00:36:22 Yeah. Yeah! Okay. Kind of threw us off with the word term. Should-I-N. Yeah! Okay. Kind of threw us off with the word term. Should have just said word. Should have just said any word. All right, boys. We're trying to get our best record ever.
Starting point is 00:36:33 Remember, fast money, each one changes. Yes. So we should go around. No, we should just go around. We should go around. Owen, you start. I don't pass money around. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:44 Yep. This is a bad idea. Everybody read the question out loud. No, we should just go around. We should go around. Owen, you start. I don't pass money around. Yeah. Yep. This is a bad idea. Everybody read the question out loud. No, no. The person who's questioning it is reading it out loud. Read it out loud. Answer it. That's what I'm doing.
Starting point is 00:36:50 Starting with Owen. You nervous? Here we go. Name an animal whose females are just as big as the males. What? Jesus. Come on now. Stop.
Starting point is 00:37:03 We don't have a lot of time. Brandon? Texans. Owen, we don't have a lot of time. Brandon? Texans. We don't have a lot of time. Come on, Owen. Of course. Good answer. Good answer.
Starting point is 00:37:10 That's not a good answer. Jay, we need you to type faster. Dog. Name something that people put behind their ears. Pencil. Good answer. Good answer. We asked 100 single women on a first date, name something a man should have to tell you
Starting point is 00:37:22 he has. AIDS. A job. That's awful. Name an occasion when people might include some cash in a card. A wedding. Good answer. Thank you. Name something you do
Starting point is 00:37:39 on a range. Shoot. I'm afraid people will think oven. I'm afraid people will think stove there. All right. Here we go. Good answer, Owen. Elephant.
Starting point is 00:37:51 Yeah. Number one answer. Good answer. Okay, Brandon. What? Birthday? It's up to you, Kyle. Here we go, boys.
Starting point is 00:38:01 Yeah! And? Everybody contributed there. Let's go. Should be 1221. Here we go, boys. Yeah! Everybody contributed there. Let's go. Should we be 12-21? Yeah! 73. We can do better.
Starting point is 00:38:15 We can do better. We can do better. We can't end on a win. We can get a wrap. No misses. I want to break the record. No strikes. Zero misses. A perfect game of Family Feud. I think we can do it. All right. Let's do a game of Family Feud a day on the yak until we get a rep. No misses. I want to break the rep. No strikes. Zero misses. A perfect game of Family Feud.
Starting point is 00:38:25 I think we can do it. All right. Let's do a game of Family Feud a day on the yak until we get a perfect game. This is electric. Yeah. What time is it? Two hours. Yeah, we're doing two hours.
Starting point is 00:38:37 Until we get it. Yeah. Perfect game. All right. Let's go, Steven. What's up? What's up? I think they're getting another ad.
Starting point is 00:38:46 Ah. Who are we playing? Who are we playing? Who's this? Who's this? Bet me. Wait, what are... They're all George Takei. All right, who's up first?
Starting point is 00:38:57 Oh, it's... It is me. Yeah, go. Name a fruit that would be almost impossible to stick on your nose. Pineapple. Nice, good answer. Not even almost. It would be. Water nose. Pineapple. Nice. Good answer. Not even almost. It would be.
Starting point is 00:39:07 Watermelon. Okay. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. So I think you're just saying name a big fruit. Watermelon. I think it's just name a fruit.
Starting point is 00:39:14 Wait, pineapple wasn't one? No. Go, go, go. Brandon. Watermelon. I mean, Che. Che. Watermelon.
Starting point is 00:39:21 Good answer. Enrique. Enrique is a big fruit that you can't stick up your nose. No. Go, go, go, go. Enrique. Enrique is a big fruit. You can't stick up your nose. No, go, go, go, go an apple. Apple, apple, apple. Apple, apple. We're going to run out of time.
Starting point is 00:39:32 Yeah, okay, all right. Go, go, go, go, Kyle. A grapefruit? Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, good answer. You thought he just meant grape. Grape, yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:39 Grape, comma, fruit. Yes, yes. Oh, already guessed it. What? Well, you very much didn't. All right, go, go, go, go. Not at all. Go, Kyle. Go, Kyle. Oh, already guessed it. What? Well, you very much didn't. All right, go, go, go, go. Not at all. Go, Kyle.
Starting point is 00:39:46 Go, Kyle. I just guessed it. Banana. Banana would kindly fit. It would not. Oh, no. Of all the fruits you've got. Cantaloupe, cantaloupe, cantaloupe.
Starting point is 00:39:56 Common fruit. You say the longest one he could possibly. Orange. Mango. Mango. Grape. Grape you can. Grape.
Starting point is 00:40:03 Very easily. I'll do it right now Those two at once Have deviated septum This actually pissed me off I want to restart Perfect Yeah let's restart
Starting point is 00:40:11 We're not going to restart Not with that question And I don't want to play Bentley N I don't want to play Bentley N Yeah And you just
Starting point is 00:40:18 Alright Fuck that guy How do they all spell Their names like millennials Yeah Addison. Yeah. S-Y-N.
Starting point is 00:40:26 Yeah, Bentley with an E-E. Who are we playing? Are we playing like kids in class right now? He's playing. Brandon, how would you describe Bentley, Ann? Maybe in one or two words. Yeah. Good question.
Starting point is 00:40:38 Oh, I get it. Yeah, he's from the east, but not like the east coast. I don't know, man. It's all good. Oh, no, brother. Man, I don't know, man. It's all good. I don't know, brother. Man, I don't know, man. All right, here we go. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:40:49 Oh, Nick, you start again. All right, all right. Man, I don't know. No Bentleys, no Bentleys, no Bentleys. No Bentleys, no Bentleys. Oh. Arpenia. Arguably worse.
Starting point is 00:40:58 Yeah. I imagine there's an Attil day on the end. Absolutely. Name a book you go to for answers. Encyclopedia. Nice. All right. Bad answer. a book you go to for answers. Encyclopedia. Nice. All right. Bad answer.
Starting point is 00:41:07 E-N-C-Y. Phone book. Phone book. All right. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Oh, cookbook.
Starting point is 00:41:20 Yeah, all right. Yeah, good answer. The Bible. Yeah. That's number one. Spiritual answers. Okay. I got one. Dictionary. Dictionary. Yeah, good answer. The Bible. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's number one. Spiritual answers. Okay. I got one.
Starting point is 00:41:26 Dictionary. Dictionary. Yes. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Yes. The Quran.
Starting point is 00:41:34 Okay. God damn it. Didn't mean to laugh. Open up. Nope. That's no. It's Q-U-R-A-N. How did you know that?
Starting point is 00:41:40 Q-U-R-A-N. We were going to do a perfect game. You're just trying to. We could still get a perfect game. Go. Go. Just do it. Somebody say-O. It's not. We were going to do a perfect game, and you're just trying to. We could still get a perfect game. Go, go. I don't even know what it would be. Just do it. Somebody say.
Starting point is 00:41:48 No, it's an actual answer. Atlas, Atlas. How to rent a car for dummies. God. Textbook, schoolbook, schoolbook. Thesaurus. Schoolbook. A textbook?
Starting point is 00:41:57 Yeah, it's just like a schoolbook. Thesaurus. Broad. Fuck. What is it? Is it Almanac? It's always Almanac. Sports-y cyclopedia.
Starting point is 00:42:09 All right, we got to start over. No, no, no. We're good. No, we just got to get over. What was our last score? 1373? Yeah. We can beat that.
Starting point is 00:42:17 Yeah, we can smash it. Then what? We're on our way. We're on the way. It's all about the journey. All right, who's up first? Brandon. I'm going to read it.
Starting point is 00:42:24 We asked 100 married women, sometimes your husband acts like his brain is the size of what fruit? Great. These are women they surveyed, so. Why so many fruit questions? Good answer. A pea. No, a pea's not fruit.
Starting point is 00:42:38 Yeah, but they probably thought it was. A pea. That's what I'm saying. A pea. Nah. A pea. Nah. A blueberry? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:51 Boys. Yeah. Outside the box. I don't think any ride or die is saying watermelon. Yeah, or some ride or die. Did we say apple? No. Man.
Starting point is 00:43:01 Fuck. All right. I'm thinking of other small ones. Yeah, small. Strawberry of other small ones Strawberry Nice What? Orange Yeah, orange Citrus fruit
Starting point is 00:43:17 Maybe a clementine Kiwi Oh, probably kiwi And she's gonna get it because she's a woman Yeah, we're playing against a woman They probably surveyed her. She's a married woman. It's the size of a cherry.
Starting point is 00:43:29 Watermelon. There's watermelon. Raisin. Fuck you. Dude, raisin we should have gotten. We're getting worse. We're getting worse. I'm getting nervous playing a chick.
Starting point is 00:43:38 I think she likes us. I know she does. Big cat starts with you, right? Me? Yes. All right. Tell me a with you, right? Me? Yes. All right. Tell me a word you would use when describing Abraham Lincoln. Tall.
Starting point is 00:43:50 Brandon is. Brandon said enemy. Traitor. Traitor. President. Traitor. Dead. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:03 Okay. Good answer. Good answer. Social justice warrior Dead he said that Dead Beard Okay so I'll have to save us here Fuck you
Starting point is 00:44:16 Honest Ugly No no no He's ugly he's objectively ugly Girls they're tricked into thinking This wasn't a poll ugly ugly no no no he's ugly he's objectively ugly girls like they're tricked into thinking this wasn't a poll
Starting point is 00:44:28 hat well dressed hat god damn it beard was on there you gave me shit for ugly and you said hat
Starting point is 00:44:38 Kyle describe Abe Lincoln in one word we lost our fucking woman y'all making jokes and we lost our fucking woman hat no we didn't lose we're going to lose this is our lose. We're going to lose.
Starting point is 00:44:45 This is our third one. We're going to lose. She's slavery. No, we're not going to lose. Money. Money. Emancipator. Who the fuck?
Starting point is 00:44:52 No one surveyed said emancipator. Nobody surveyed said emancipator. We didn't lose. We didn't lose. All right, here we go. Fast money round. We got to get perfect score pretty much. I'll be honest.
Starting point is 00:45:02 Are these real people? Kyle, go. Name something men love to argue. Sports. Yes. Good answer. Good answer. A dog might think if they leave me alone again, I'm going to chew up their keys.
Starting point is 00:45:17 No. Type it in. Type it in. That is so bad. Isn't that the worst? We asked 100 single women, I'm looking for a calendar of hot guys holding puppies. Yes.
Starting point is 00:45:34 Their last question fresh in your mind. Name a busy animal. A bee. Nice. It's got to be that. Name an occupation where you get paid to make things disappear. A magician. A chick.
Starting point is 00:45:45 A hitman. Name an occupation where you get paid to make things disappear. A magician. A chick. A hitman. We're going to have one zero. That's okay. 69. First answer. Key. Bang.
Starting point is 00:45:58 Give me a number one. Give me a number one. Did Owen ruin our first? Yes, he did. Owen. Yes, he did. Don't tell me. Yes, he did. Owen, you fuck he did. Owen, don't tell me. Yes, he did. Owen, you fuck.
Starting point is 00:46:06 Dude, shoes is such an easy answer. Shoes is the easiest answer on there. Keys? Keys. Next time you leave, I'm going to chew up your keys that you need to have before you leave.
Starting point is 00:46:19 You know, the thing you check your pocket for before you leave. Yeah, those metal things that taste great. Who the fuck chewed up my key? Oh, were you thinking of like a fob, honey? Does it look like my keys have bite marks in them? Like a key card?
Starting point is 00:46:35 All right, let's play again. Yeah, we got to. Yeah, okay. Anything to say, Owen? Was that a sigh, Stephen Che? Have you ever had a dog chew up your keys? Yeah. Got him that.
Starting point is 00:46:49 Yes, that's why I said it. Oh, that clock's just way off. That clock has nothing to do with us. It doesn't even say a time. Sorry, I'm just distracted by that big black clock. Nyla! Good answer. All right, here we go.
Starting point is 00:47:04 Nyla. Who's up first? Kyle? Name something people have a hard time holding on to. All right, here we go. Nyla. Who's up first? Kyle? Name something people have a hard time holding on to. Come on, Kyle. Kyle. Fuck. Kyle.
Starting point is 00:47:13 Come on. A job. Yeah, good answer, Kyle. Good answer. I was going to say the slippery thing. That's fine. Yes. A relationship. Oh, I know.
Starting point is 00:47:20 I know. The obvious one. Right. Yes. State of the chain, maybe? Soap. Yeah. Soap.
Starting point is 00:47:31 Good one. Money. Okay. Whoa, money. Good one. Good one. So they did think literally there. Fuck.
Starting point is 00:47:39 Come on, perv again, perv again, perv again. Some people have a hard time holding on to, ah, fuck. Ice cream. their wallet. It's probably keys this time. It probably is keys. Do it. Do it, Owen. Oh.
Starting point is 00:47:57 I'm not doing it. Do it. Do it. Isn't Kyle up? Kyle said keys. Oh, shit. What could it be? Something slippery. Your hopes and dreams. Shit. What could it be? Something slippery.
Starting point is 00:48:07 Your hopes and dreams. Animal. What? No. Slippery-ass animal. Like a fish. I think a dog. I can't hold on to my dog. Hold an eel?
Starting point is 00:48:16 All right, we're okay. Wait, did you say eel? Yeah. That's probably the hardest animal to hold. Oh, and you're up first. Double points. Here we go. Name a sport in which foreign athletes are usually superior to Americans.
Starting point is 00:48:26 Jesus. Well, there's the one. Baseball. What? The DR, dude? Okay. Baseball. Good answer.
Starting point is 00:48:35 There's the obvious one. Good answer. Good answer. Distance running. Running. Guys. Come on. Can we just say it?
Starting point is 00:48:42 Oh, my God. Good answer. Good answer. Soccer. All right. Soccer. Yes. Soccer.? Oh, my God. Good answer. Good answer. All right, soccer. Good answer. Soccer. Good answer. Good answer.
Starting point is 00:48:49 Good answer. Good answer. Rugby. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Thank you. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:48:53 Thank you. No. Bad answer. Is it hockey? Cricket? Hockey. Hockey. Hockey.
Starting point is 00:48:58 That works. Canadians are kind of foreign. Yeah. Good answer. Good answer. Tennis. Okay. Okay. Mart. Okay.
Starting point is 00:49:09 Martial arts. Boxing? No, we're out. Cricket? It's rare that someone gets two strikes in a round. I was going to guess cricket. You got two strikes in that round, Owen, just so you know. It's hard to do.
Starting point is 00:49:22 Two strike, rotor. Two of the three. Basketball. What? So not basketball. Two strike, rotor. Two of the three. Basketball. What? So not basketball. Not necessarily gymnastics. They're completely wrong, and baseball was a better answer than basketball. It was.
Starting point is 00:49:34 Americans are pretty good, though. I think we hold the majority still. But basketball. Who's the best player in the MLB right now? Is it Shohei Ohtani? Mike Trout? Is this Nick? but basketball who's the best player in the mlb right now yeah is it show how much no i think it's show how much trout uh is this nick yeah we have 100 men if you're looking for a new love try and get rid of your old oh shit keys girlfriend ah good answer great answer wait oh god habits habits okay oh yeah that's good.
Starting point is 00:50:06 I'm going to object to that. If you're looking for new love, try getting rid of your old clothes. Good answer. Yeah. Haircut? Moccasins. Clothes or moccasins? Haircut.
Starting point is 00:50:18 Sorry. That's okay. Owen's pissed because moccasins was his answer. Oh, that could be it. Friends. Yeah, good answer. good answer, good answer. Is it car? We're getting smoked by Nyla.
Starting point is 00:50:32 Nyla's kicking our ass. Fucking car. You think it's car. What else would it be? Job. Job, car, friends. It's probably job. It's car, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:50:43 I think that is just everything that you are. Identity? Yeah. Fuck. Car. Love lady hag? What? This is not appropriate. Also another woman.
Starting point is 00:50:59 Alright, let's go. We still got it. Wait, no we didn't. No, we don't. So we do have to do this one more time. One more time. I think this is it. This is it. It's 154, so we'll do our last one. Let's all just take a breath.
Starting point is 00:51:12 Yeah. Everyone sit up. Objectively, who do y'all think is doing the worst? Owen, not even close. I'm not doing very well. He said a dog eats keys. Chews them up. Where do dogs hang out?
Starting point is 00:51:25 Investibules. vestibules. He makes a good point. And the two things there are shoes and keys. They do post up in vestibules. Grow up. Yeah, he makes a good point. Grow up is such a great way to end. We got to beat 1373.
Starting point is 00:51:44 We're good. Everyone focus. Who's up first. We got to beat 1373. We're good. Everyone focus. Who's up first? We haven't given bad questions. You're up, Brandon. The person who's up, read the question. No women, no women. Hello.
Starting point is 00:51:53 Dibs, dibs, dibs. All right, Brandon. Here we go. I can't see it. Name a... Teenie. Rhymes with teeny. Bikini.
Starting point is 00:52:04 Nice. Pervert. Weenie. Rhymes with teeny. Bikini. Nice. Pervert. Weenie. That hurts. Which weenie? Which spelling of weenie? Yeah. Genie.
Starting point is 00:52:16 Genie. Yeah. Of course. Yes. Meenie. Meenie. Good answer. Good answer.
Starting point is 00:52:24 Good answer. What does that mean? No. Meenie. Meenie. Meenie. Not meenie. You're mean. Meanie. Meanie. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. What does that mean? No. Meanie. Meanie. Meanie. Not Meanie. You're mean.
Starting point is 00:52:29 Meanie. Yes. Fuck. I can't think of anything. Chat. Chat. I'm not saying chat. Beanie.
Starting point is 00:52:42 Beanie. Beanie. No, no, no. I'm asking for the chat. Chat. Have the chat say it. Beanie. Beanie. Beanie. Beanie. Beanie, beanie No, no, no, I'm asking for the chat Chat, have the chat say Beanie, beanie E-B Way to go, chat
Starting point is 00:52:52 Fuck yes, chat Spider, spider guest dancer Sit down, spider Spider guest dancer Guest dancer spider You're up first, Dan So this round, if you want to go Guest dancer, you can ask're up next. You're up first, Dan. All right, I'm up first. So this round, if you want to go guest answer, you can ask Spider. We're playing Family Feud.
Starting point is 00:53:10 All right. All right. Here we go. Round two. Double points. Give me a sound that a horn makes. Beep. Yes.
Starting point is 00:53:19 Honk. No, no, no. Don't say anything until we ask you. Oh, sorry. No, go honk. Honk, honk, honk. Honk, spider. Honk? No, no, no. Don't say anything until we ask you. Oh, sorry. No, go honk. Honk, honk, honk. Honk, spider. Honk.
Starting point is 00:53:29 Now we're fucked. Boom, you're good. Now we're fucked. There we go, spider. Oh, yeah, what the fuck? Now go. Give it on him on a P.O. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:53:37 We-woo. We-woo? We-woo. We-woo. Good answer. We-woo. We-woo. Good answer.
Starting point is 00:53:43 Did you say we-woo? Just we-woo. Fine. Bobby Valentino at it. We were good at it. Did you just say we? Just we. Just we. Fine. Bobby Valentino did it. A-H-H-H. Oh. This could be like a French horn. Oh, yeah, like the instrument.
Starting point is 00:53:57 Maybe just say music. Oh. Owen, you need an answer. You need to pass spider go spider bop bop maybe bop bop bop
Starting point is 00:54:11 bop I need some shit with some bop alright thank you spider we're okay there you did get us our number one answer there awooga and a wooga that's alright
Starting point is 00:54:22 that's alright that was a good job that was a good job you got us our first answer. Awooga. All right. Thank you, Spider. Appreciate it.
Starting point is 00:54:29 All right, KB, you're up first. This is big, boys. This is big. This is where we make our money. We're off a perfect round. Come on. Name something women do a lot. I can't read.
Starting point is 00:54:40 That starts with the letter C. Cry. Great answer. I could go on for days. Yeah, this is going. Oh, I thought we were in Fast Money Run. Did we write this family thing? Yeah, this one was written by us.
Starting point is 00:54:55 Complain. Complain. Great answer. That better be up there. Hi. Yes, sir. Okay, okay. It's got to be cook.
Starting point is 00:55:03 Oh. Here we go. Come on, Brandon. Good answer. Clean. It's got to be cook. Oh. Here we go. Come on, Brandon. Good answer. Clean. It's got to be clean. All right. This one I think is going to work.
Starting point is 00:55:14 Cramp. Cramp. With a period. Oh. A chat. Oh, nice. They're always chatting. Yep.
Starting point is 00:55:22 Yes. Good answer. Good answer. Come on. I was going to say. Come on. You got this. You got this. We're always chatting. Yep. Yes. Good answer. Good answer. Come on. You got this. You got this.
Starting point is 00:55:29 Go. I don't know. Pass to Nick. I was going to say call. Cheat. Yeah. Cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat. What was it?
Starting point is 00:55:37 Criticize. This game understands women. Be shopping. All right, that was an incredible question. All right, guys. To understand women, you've got to know the six Cs. All right, here we go. Owen, you're up first.
Starting point is 00:55:52 Fast money round. We can get our best score. All right, Owen. We asked 100 married women, name an animal your husband sounds like when he whines. Owen, you get an animal every time. Come on. What? Come on, come on, come on.
Starting point is 00:56:05 Say something. An annoying animal. That's good. We have their squealing and oinking. Name an Asian country that's known for... China. Nice. Good answer.
Starting point is 00:56:14 I would have said Thailand. Name an animal that has a bushy tail. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, come on, come on. Rabbit? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, good answer, good answer. I would have said squirrel.
Starting point is 00:56:27 Name a country with a history of seafaring men. England. England. Good answer. Kyle. Name a reason you'd attend the funeral of someone you hated to see their dead body. See their corpse, see their corpse. What a weird question. Yeah, wait, wait, what?
Starting point is 00:56:44 What is this fucking question? That is probably just a good answer. Either corpse. What a weird question. Yeah, wait, wait. What? What is this fucking question? That is probably just a good answer. Good job. I'm not confident in mine. China. Yes. Rabbits. That should have been squirrel.
Starting point is 00:56:55 Zero. Reckon Glen. Wow. You're like the dumbest one. Oh, shit. Norway. Corpse. Oh, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:57:03 Respect someone you hated. That's awful. That's a dumbass question. That's poor. Dumbass question. That's poor. Guys, what the fuck? Someone you hated. That's awful. That's a dumbass question. Dumbass question. Guys, we have to go again. I want to play. We have to go. We have to go again after that.
Starting point is 00:57:13 I'm just saying, we have to beat 1373. I have to go get my hair cut. If we beat 13... All right. You know what? Fine. This will be our last game. Last game.
Starting point is 00:57:23 Last game. Last game. Last game. Last game. Alright, who's up first? Me. Yes. That women question was incredible. I feel like the more we play this, the deeper we get into this game, the more problematic it's going to get. Yeah. I hope so.
Starting point is 00:57:36 Name something that minorities do that piss you off. What? The six C's. It's great. Chat, complain, criticize, cook, glean. Five, Marshall. Shout out to nobody for saying come. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:55 No, they don't. Yeah, because we don't make them. All right, go. Name an animal with spots. Dalmatian. Okay. Good answer. It's the most spotted animal.
Starting point is 00:58:03 Yeah, no, no, that's a good answer. Cow. That's a good answer. Cow. That's a good answer. Don't say the other answers, Owen. Cow. Come on, Owen. Come on, Owen. Cow.
Starting point is 00:58:12 Cow. So fuck you both. Both of you, rim me right now. Fuck you both. Rim me. Fuck you. Fuck you. Rim me.
Starting point is 00:58:22 A leopard. Yeah. Great answer. Great answer. Great answer. Is it a leopard? Yeah, yeah. Leopard's got spots. And then the other one. A leopard. Great answer. Is it a leopard? Leopard has spots. The cheetah. Yeah, cheetah. Good answer.
Starting point is 00:58:34 What about dog in general? Great answer. It's going to be wrong. It's Ladybug. Ladybug, good answer. X. That's a good answer, wrong. It's ladybug. Ladybug is a good answer. Ladybug. Good answer. X. That's a good answer though. Come on, Nick. Leopard.
Starting point is 00:58:52 Jaguar. That's close. That's kind of... We're dumb. How is a cow not spotted? That's the name of the beer. That's one of, we're dumb. How is a cow not spotted? That's like a very. That's the name of the beer. That's one of the more spotted animals. You love beer, Brandon.
Starting point is 00:59:11 Can't get it off your brain. Where's Spotted Cow? That's Wisconsin, right? Yeah, it's great beer. All right, this is me. Name a place you'd hate to be when you receive a call from your cell phone. Oh, nice. Good answer.
Starting point is 00:59:22 Good answer. Come on, Brandon. A date? A date? No, I'm sorry. That's a bad answer. No, good answer. No, no, no. It answer. Good answer. Come on, Brandon. A date? A date? No, I'm sorry. That's a bad answer. No, good answer. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:59:28 It's only positive energy. The movies. Good answer. Thank you. I don't go on dates. Why did I say that? All right. Come on, Kyle.
Starting point is 00:59:37 A meeting. A meeting. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Oh, my God, guys. The toilet.
Starting point is 00:59:44 What? Yes. We are fucking blowing. We answer. Oh, my God, guys. The toilet. What? Yes. We are fucking blowing. We suck. Oh, wow. Good answer. Funeral. Yes.
Starting point is 00:59:51 Yes. Good answer, good answer. Congrats. You're calming. You're like everybody else. Church? Church, yeah. Start over.
Starting point is 01:00:00 What is church? Yeah, we have to start over. This was a bad one. We do have to start over. Start this whole fucking thing over. How long does it take to walk to? Yeah, we're good. We're good?
Starting point is 01:00:08 Just shave your head. I've invested a lot of money. You're having a good hair day. I don't know why you're not cutting it. I'm not going to get a cut. Why? I've got a big week. Mine and Kyle's show starts.
Starting point is 01:00:22 It's got the UTEP hour. The UTEP hour. It's a daily show, too. How long could you keep a UTEP hour show? Am I up again or is this Dan now? How about Leroy Yu? Leroy Yu. Yeah, all right.
Starting point is 01:00:38 Here we go. Here we go. Name something you'd expect to see in a psychiatrist's office. A couch. Yes. A couch. Good answer. You feminine motherfuckers know, don't you?
Starting point is 01:00:51 Not me. I've watched some movies. Am I up? Yeah. A desk. Desk. Yes. Decent answer.
Starting point is 01:01:00 Good answer. Good answer. Oh, wow. A notepad. Notepad. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. So noepad. Good answer. So no desks. A degree hanging on the wall.
Starting point is 01:01:11 There we go. Nice. Come on, Brandon. Tissues to cry in? Yes! I would love to see a book. Probably a book. A chair.
Starting point is 01:01:25 A psychiatrist. A purse. Yes, that's what I would love to see a book probably a book chair psychiatrist Benzo's purse yeah Pistol what are those? Fucking gone those posters with the kitten yeah hanging on wire you can yeah hold on hang in there We need that for this studio the studios have just been gray for just Notepad? No, we're okay. We're okay. We're okay. It's the idiots. They serve it. Guys, the first round
Starting point is 01:01:49 doesn't matter. It's the second and third round that matters. Yeah, what happened? They're waiting for the countdown. Oh, hell yeah. I thought it was... We X'd out so fast.
Starting point is 01:01:58 All right. Oh, what was it? It was fucking Leroy. All right, who's up? You are. I am. Name something that's described as sharp. A knife.
Starting point is 01:02:08 Yes. Good answer. I think I went first last time. That's fine. That's fine. A needle. Needle. Sharp as a needle.
Starting point is 01:02:16 Nice. Good answer. Good answer. A mind. A mind. The mind. The human mind. A pencil.
Starting point is 01:02:23 I'm going to kill myself. My second time saying pencil. Yes. A pencil. I'm going to kill myself. My second time saying pencil. Yes. A tack. Yeah. Sharp as a tack. Tack. Yes.
Starting point is 01:02:33 Let's not let this get back to Owen's profound ass. Chat. Chat. Chat. Chat. Chat. Chat answer. That was great when Steve was just putting.
Starting point is 01:02:42 Pack, pencil, knife. That's the first answer. Razor. Razorife Razor Razor Thank you chat Good job chat Yeah Chat Kyle
Starting point is 01:02:52 A sword A sword Yes Sword Perfect game right here Already guessed it We didn't No we didn't
Starting point is 01:02:59 Maybe a knife Come on Fuck Sharp What is sharp Grandparent They're still They're still sharp Wait fuck off knife. Come on. Fuck. Sharp. Grandparent. They're still sharp. Wait, fuck off.
Starting point is 01:03:09 I want to get that out of here. Fuck off. That's a perfect round of my brain. In my mind. And that's sharp. Don't finish strong here, boys. Okay. Kyle. Okay. We can still lose this.
Starting point is 01:03:24 Something people have a hard time keeping. Yes. We had this one already. Okay. Come on, guys. We can still lose this. Something people have a hard time keeping. Yes. Oh, we had this one already. No, that's what I'm going to. No, we didn't. Come on, Kyle. A job. Good answer, Kyle.
Starting point is 01:03:35 Yeah, good answer. Yes. All right, we did the hard work first. I was going to say attention. Good answer. Yeah, no, that's a good answer. Is it? Nope.
Starting point is 01:03:48 Money. Money. Where was my good answer? That's 68. It's going to be the same. Pace? Yeah. Pace.
Starting point is 01:03:58 I don't know. I don't know what to say here. Close. No, don't say it. People have a hard time getting rid of clothes. Okay, good answer. Thank you. Do you have a hard time keeping clothes?
Starting point is 01:04:11 We just lost to this motherfucking... I'm trying to think of things you lose. We lost to Johnny Six. A pet. It's a pet. Chat is hammering secrets. Of course. God damn it.
Starting point is 01:04:22 Do we lose? Yes. Wait, it depends. Wait, I think we're going to lose that one. A promise. Appoint it. Do we lose? Yes. Wait, it depends. Wait, I think we're going to lose by one or we're going to... A promise. Appointment. Appointment. Secrets.
Starting point is 01:04:31 I think we were up 10. God damn it. We have to go one more. We do. Brandon, we do. We have to go one more, Brandon. This is our last one. Okay.
Starting point is 01:04:41 Last one. I've got... Okay. I know. Last one. All right. Last one. I've got to go two. Last one. We all have to go. You don't have to go one. Okay. Last one. I've got... Okay. I know. Last one. All right. Last one. I've got to go, too.
Starting point is 01:04:46 Last one. We all have to go. You don't have to go anywhere. Yes. If you miss the haircut, you could get it any other time. Also, your hair sucks anyway. No offense. None taken.
Starting point is 01:04:55 That's going to make him want to get a haircut. Good answer. Good answer. Your hair doesn't suck. All right. It will, though. I do have to go. Can y'all play without me?
Starting point is 01:05:01 With or without a haircut, his hair sucks. Can y'all play without me? No. We're going. Ready? Here we go. Brandon, you're first. Oh, wait. You can go get a. Can y'all play without me? With or without a haircut? His hair sucks. Can y'all play without me? No. We're going. Ready? Here we go. Brandon, you're first. Go grab Ebony.
Starting point is 01:05:09 Owen, you're first. No, no, no. We need a different perspective. She's the opposite of all of us. No, if we're going to kick anyone off, let's go. She'll know how Mary is. All right, let's go, Owen. Come on, Owen.
Starting point is 01:05:19 Name something people use to discreetly remove food from their teeth. Napkin. Napkin. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Who's up? Me. It's tongue.
Starting point is 01:05:29 Worst answer. Tongue. Tongue. No, that's good, Owen. Get the hard one out of the way. If I get another number one answer. So it's toothpick. Just because it's not discreet.
Starting point is 01:05:39 Toothpick. Yeah, people ignore words on here. Because it's not. Yeah. Floss. Floss. Good answer. I don't know. yeah people ignore words on here because is that yeah uh floss floss finger finger good answer good answer good answer yeah fuck fuck come on owen fuck come on owen Chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat. Nails. Fingernails. That's what I was going with.
Starting point is 01:06:09 I thought it was an umbrella term. Fingernail or shirt nails, whatever. I'm going to scream. I used a straw. I used a straw. I've used a straw. I used a straw. That hurts.
Starting point is 01:06:23 What? That's on them. We did finger nails. They should use a... That hurts. That hurts. Okay. What? That's on them. We did finger and nail. They should have typed it out. Yeah. That really hurts. We said finger and nail. You guys fucked us.
Starting point is 01:06:30 Yeah. You fucked us. You fucking fucked us. Miriam got it. Fucking assholes. Fucking Miriam got it. Miriam got it. All right, here we go.
Starting point is 01:06:39 We're not going to make it a fast money again. It's all about the second and third round. Who's up? Nick. Nick. These are double and triple. Besides chicken, name a bird. Turkey.
Starting point is 01:06:48 Name a bird people eat. Good answer. Good answer. Duck. Duck. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer.
Starting point is 01:06:55 Good answer. Owen's sweating right now. Dude, I have no idea. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Come on. Pigeon. I love eating the pigeons. Squab? No, don't say anything else.. Come on. Pigeon. Love eating the pigeons. Squab?
Starting point is 01:07:06 No, don't say anything else. That is pigeon. I fucked it. I fucked it. Come on. Hen? Oh, no, that was my fucking guess. Yes.
Starting point is 01:07:15 Isn't that? Yeah. No, that's a cornish game hen. Yeah. Besides chicken. A rooster. Dove? Pheasant?
Starting point is 01:07:21 Come on. This is hard. Don't say it. Don't say it. Let Owen go. Yeah. Come on, Owen. Come on, Owen. Come on, Owen. Come on, Owen.
Starting point is 01:07:27 I have no fucking idea. Just say anything. Say a bird. Oh, I know. I know. No, that's pigeons. Goose? I don't know. Name a bird. Chet.
Starting point is 01:07:41 Chet says quail. Quail. Quail. Ostrich. Quail? Ostrich. Ostrich? No,, ostrich. Quail? Ostrich. Ostrich? No, it's pheasant or goose.
Starting point is 01:07:49 Pheasant. Oh, why do we? Yeah, goose. Why did you? If you knew that, why did you say the easy one first? I said pheasant. But you said the first. Wait, wait.
Starting point is 01:07:56 It's heads munching on goose. All right, we're in the lead, guys. We're in the lead. We're in the lead. We're in the lead. We're in the lead. We're fine. We're starting to get.
Starting point is 01:08:03 Just scarfing down goose. We asked 100-year-old man, it's bad when your mother-in-law visits, but it's worse if your wife wants the three of you to do what together? Fuck. The three of you. Sleep.
Starting point is 01:08:15 Go. Sleep. Sleep. Sex. Somebody pray for this child. What are you doing? Sleep. No, that's not the answer, Brandon.
Starting point is 01:08:23 He says... Say something, Brandon. I said sleep. I said sleep. That was my fucking answer. All right, sleep. Jesus Christ. doing? Sleep. No, that's not the answer. Brandon. I said sleep. I said sleep. That was my fucking answer. All right. Sleep. Jesus Christ.
Starting point is 01:08:29 What? Sex. Sex. Sex. Good answer. Vacation. You're not going to fuck your fucking. Vacation.
Starting point is 01:08:35 Vacation. Sleep together is sex. Shop. Shop. Live. Yeah. Yeah, that's actually. Yes. Go. Live. Ooh. Yeah. Yeah, that's actually.
Starting point is 01:08:48 Yes. Go, Brennan. Newmates. What's the number one? I don't know. Chat. Chat. Respect.
Starting point is 01:08:55 Dinner. Smoke. Dinner. Dinner. Dinner. It's got to be dinner. Oh, fuck. What is the obvious one?
Starting point is 01:09:02 And it is a huge answer. Huh. Make love. Yeah, I think they call it whoopie on here. TV movie? That's not that bad. It's the easiest thing. That's the easiest thing.
Starting point is 01:09:12 I think we won, though. That requires... Yeah, all right. We're going to fast money. Owen, you're starting. Fast money. Let's go all ones. Kyle's starting.
Starting point is 01:09:20 Am I starting? All right, fine. Go. Name a country to which American jobs are being outsourced. China. Nice, good answer. Come on, Owen. Owen.
Starting point is 01:09:30 Name a way people can lose a lot of money very quickly. Gambling. Why don't you have a gambler if you have a gambling problem? That's right. But if you do, do it with us. Do not. If you don't, yes. Snow?
Starting point is 01:09:41 White. Okay. Good answer. Come on, perfect, perfect. Name something you might hurt yourself riding on. Okay. Good answer. Come on. Perfect. Name something you might hurt yourself riding on. Come on, Brandon. Come on, Brandon.
Starting point is 01:09:51 A horse? No, no, no. A horse. A bike. A bicycle. A Sibian. Name the first thing you'd do if a UFO landed in your backyard. Scream? Scream.
Starting point is 01:10:02 Scream. Good answer. I don't know. Take a pic. Periscope. You would tweet. You'd tweet it. You. Scream, I don't know. Take a pick. Periscope. You would tweet. You'd tweet it. Yeah, I would tweet it.
Starting point is 01:10:09 I would tweet it. Fuck. Good answer, number one. Good answer. Good answer. Number two. This is it. Good answer.
Starting point is 01:10:18 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's bicycle. Oh, my God. Is scream number one? Oh, zero. It was dead picture. It, my God. Is scream number one? Oh, zero. It was dead picture.
Starting point is 01:10:27 It was dead picture. Jeez. Boys. We were so boys. One more, one more. Brandon, you can go one more. We can go one more. Brandon can go.
Starting point is 01:10:35 We'll go one more. We were so close to a perfect round. One more. We're doing it. Take a piss. We'll do one more. Who's our Brandon substitute? Chad.
Starting point is 01:10:44 Yes. I don't think. No substitutes. We've got a team building. We'll do one more. Who's our Brandon substitute? Chad. Yes. I don't think – no substitutes. We've got a team building. We can't be – Also, let's stop the narrative that I'm dumb. Yeah, let's stop that narrative that you're dumb. You did – Keys was bad. Chewing on Keys.
Starting point is 01:10:56 You guys are joking, right? Pete. I'm as smart as you guys. Name one thing a dog chews on Bone Okay that's good Owen said keys It's a bad answer
Starting point is 01:11:11 Thank you I can't hear what you're saying Yeah You're wearing so many fucking masks That was the most muffled sound I've ever heard Bone It was hardly a sound But it was loud
Starting point is 01:11:23 It was loud it was loud uh huh yet muffled it's the loudest muffle muffled can be loud it's real discreet pronunciation
Starting point is 01:11:32 that sounds like a children's like young adult novel the loudest the loudest muffle oh oh haircut
Starting point is 01:11:39 haircut hmm hmm hmm Nicholas Sparks in the loudest muffle. We need you for one game.
Starting point is 01:11:48 Come on, Pete. Let's see what he adds. Zah's going to struggle typing in How do you spell How many P-H's are in He's not leaving, he's eating. You fucking piece of shit. and... He's not leaving, he's eating. You fucking piece of shit.
Starting point is 01:12:09 I'm going to go twice. I'll go for Brandon. Oh, God. Yeah, this is your chance. Name something a dog chews. Keys or, I don't know, like key ring? Brandon! Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:20 Oh, no. Oh, Sass actually has beef with Brandon. Yes. What happened, first of all? Why don't you take your rightful seat? Stress fracture? Oh, shit. This is perfect. All right, so we're playing Family Feud.
Starting point is 01:12:34 Can you play with us? All right. Beautiful. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. You just put the mic in front of you.
Starting point is 01:12:42 All right, here we go. We're trying to get our best score ever. And if we're going to have to get a little bit closer, if you're going to be that meek on us. Okay. All right, we're playing eight. Oh, fuck. All right, here we go.
Starting point is 01:12:54 Looks like Reggie Miller. Is it? Okay, here we go. I'll go first. Name something that when a farmer sees you holding it, he'd say, that came from my cow. Milk. Good answer, good answer, good answer.
Starting point is 01:13:05 Good answer. Cheese. Great answer, great answer. Good answer, good answer. Iced cream. Oh, nice. Calf. C-A-L-F.
Starting point is 01:13:27 Oh, we're forgetting about meat Yeah Beef Great answer Brandon Yeah Perfect round Perfect round Chat Beef, cheese, steak, milk
Starting point is 01:13:43 Hamburger Hamburger Burger's on there. Leather. Leather. Leather. Belt. Leather.
Starting point is 01:13:49 Leather. Oh, my God. What? We already guessed it. We sure did it. Calf. Hamburger. We already said all that, Jay.
Starting point is 01:14:00 Bacon? No. Manure. Wait. Did someone just say bacon? Is that cow shit from a cow bacon wait that smells like my cow shit wait did someone in that room just say bacon in that room i said bacon i'm reading the chat a lot of people said bacon yes several people said bacon i don't Several people said bacon. Oh, I can't tell you what you're doing. I don't know. I self-diagnosed myself.
Starting point is 01:14:27 Oh, okay. Okay. All right. Well, I hope you feel better. Thanks. Where'd you get the Aircast? Medical Supply Store. That's the worst way to diagnose.
Starting point is 01:14:35 Yeah. But I guess, I mean, did you hear about the time that Brandon went to the doctor because he was dehydrated? No, I did not. Yeah, and the doctor just gave him a cup of water and was like, you're being a bitch. Yeah. Yeah, that's actually what happened. All right, here we go. Kyle dehydrated. No, I did not. Yeah, and the doctor just gave him a cup of water.
Starting point is 01:14:45 It's like you're being a bitch. Yeah. Yeah, that's actually what happened. All right, here we go. Kyle's up. Who's up? Kyle. Kyle.
Starting point is 01:14:50 All right. Name something that has lots of... A movie. A movie. A Shyamalan. Yeah. Twists and turns. Okay.
Starting point is 01:14:58 A maze. A maze. Great answer. Great answer. What? Maze? No. Sorry, finger slipped. All right. What? Maze. No. Sorry, finger slipped.
Starting point is 01:15:07 Finger slipped. Road. Yeah, good answer, good answer, good answer. All right, you're up. You're up. I don't know. I don't know. You're up.
Starting point is 01:15:16 You're up. You're up. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Go to the chat if you don't know. Come on, Granny, Granny. Chat, chat, chat, chat. Chat, chat, chat, chat. Rollercoaster.
Starting point is 01:15:23 Yes. Oh. Great. Life. Life has a lot of twists and turns. Wow, chat, chat. Rollercoaster. Yes. Oh. Great. Life. Life. Wow. That's beautiful. And turns.
Starting point is 01:15:31 Yeah. Perfect round. Way to go. We're doing well here. I hope we get our highest score ever with you. With you, Grandin. All right. Here we go.
Starting point is 01:15:40 Fucking got Avery. Gus Fring looking ass. All right. who's up? Owen, you're up first. Owen's up, Owen's up. Name something you use to cover a crack. Spackle. Spackle, good answer.
Starting point is 01:15:51 Spackle. Fucking tape. Jesus. I don't know. This is a rough one. Owen, you're saying good answers. Glue? Glue.
Starting point is 01:16:02 I'm saying the right answers. Some gesture's going. Glue? Glue. I'm saying the right answers. Some gesture's going. Wood? Wood. You cover all cracks with wood. I don't know. You put a sheet of wood over it? A sheet of wood.
Starting point is 01:16:16 Paint. No, we lost. We lost. In record time. Caulk? Caulk, yeah. What is it? Pants.
Starting point is 01:16:24 Underwear. Oh. You'll see. This was it? Pants. Underwear. Oh. You'll see. This was hard. This was a hard one. Oh, and he's getting everything. He's getting it all. How the fuck is he getting that?
Starting point is 01:16:34 Wait, wait, wait. Can we see it? We have 30 seconds. I want to see the answers, though. Fuck. We suck. Yeah, this is bad. Triple legends number one.
Starting point is 01:16:44 A lot of people saying Flex Seal. Yeah. Shout out. Phil Swift. Cement. Pants. Kalk. Why is painting undies in the same category?
Starting point is 01:16:54 Is Kalk on there? Kalk is number one. Fuck. We still are going. We're still going. Oh, you're going to start. Oh, fast money. Fast money.
Starting point is 01:17:01 All right, Owen. Give me another word for cold. Freezing. Good answer, good answer, good answer, good answer. Good answer. Name a place where grandma tells grandpa to go. How? Bed.
Starting point is 01:17:22 Okay. Brandon. Name the occupation of someone you make an appointment to see when you need to get something off your chest. Therapist. Here we go. Good answer, good answer, good answer. Besides photographs, name something specific that gets framed. Roger Rabbit.
Starting point is 01:17:39 Roger Rabbit. Good answer. Roger Rabbit. Maybe criminal. We're going Roger Rabbit. Let's go all of them. Every single Roger Rabbit. Besides the. Roger Rabbit. Maybe criminal. We're going Roger Rabbit. Roger Rabbit. Let's go all of them. Every single Roger Rabbit. Besides the finger, name a place on her body that a woman might wear jewelry.
Starting point is 01:17:52 Ear. Ear. Good answer. I would have said neck. Yeah, neck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Starting point is 01:17:57 I don't know if Roger Rabbit's is going to be right. It might not be good. And if it says the number one is Roger Rabbit, look at that. Three first. Who's going to break the streak? Certainly not. Damn it. You get a diploma framed.
Starting point is 01:18:13 Our guess was Roger Rabbit. That was a good answer. Great answers. Is that a high score? No. Not at all. We can get 15. We could get 15.
Starting point is 01:18:25 I think we could go one more. We could go one more. One more. One more. Brandon, you got one more in you? Okay. All right, here we go. Here we go.
Starting point is 01:18:32 One more. You're getting better. Last one. I actually do have to go after this one. Do you know why we call you Brandon? Do you know what that stands for? Yes, girl Brandon. Actually, that is kind of mean, so let's change that.
Starting point is 01:18:43 Do you want to be woman Brandon? I like little Walker. That's better. Little Walker let's change that. Do you want to be Woman Brandon? I like Little Walker. That's better. Little Walker. I like that. That's better. That's a mouthful. Wait, did you try to do Woman Brandon?
Starting point is 01:18:54 Yeah, Woman Brandon. Woman Brandon. That rolls right off the tongue. Well, his name is Tommy. Thomas, so Wamas. Yeah. Wamas. A little worse.
Starting point is 01:19:04 Little Walker I like. All right. A little worse. A little walker I like. All right, here we go. But what happens when Tommy gets hired? Oh, that's true. Soon. Grandin. Do you love Tommy as much as we do? Tommy's the best.
Starting point is 01:19:17 Okay, all right, good. Big K, you're up. All right. The blank of my dreams. The... Jesus. Girl. blank of my dreams. The. Jesus. Girl.
Starting point is 01:19:29 Girl of my dreams. I'm going to go man. The man. Oh. The fucking job. Job of my dreams. I've used job like ten times. So something. The fucking.
Starting point is 01:19:41 Home. Home of my dreams. Dream home. Yeah, but not dream job. Car. Car. Nice. Good answer. Dream home. Yeah, but not dream job. Car. Car. Nice. Good answer.
Starting point is 01:19:47 Good answer. But not job. Not dream job. But not job. Vacation? Yeah. Vacation of my dreams. Answer!
Starting point is 01:19:54 Ben! Brandon! Here we go. Let's go. Great start. We never get it when we need it, though, for the double and triples. Yeah. Kyle.
Starting point is 01:20:03 Here we go. Kyle. Kyle. Yeah. Kyle. Here we go. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Name something in your house you might not want a sumo wrestler using. A chair. Don't want him using my job.
Starting point is 01:20:14 Chair, yeah. Don't want him using my job. My job. Toilet. Toilet. Yeah, good answer. Big poops. Bed.
Starting point is 01:20:24 Yeah, good answer. Big poops. Bed. Yeah, good answer. Kitchen? Yeah, good answer. Muck it all up. Already guessed this. No, we didn't. Come on, Grandin. You can go chat if you need to.
Starting point is 01:20:37 Oh, chat. Chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat. Chat. Ooh, fridge? Yeah, sure, chat, chat, chat, chat. Ooh, fridge? Yeah, sure, fridge. Should we say refrigerator? No, bicycle. Bicycle.
Starting point is 01:20:53 No. Asuma's biking around my house. What the fuck's he doing? I would not want to see that. Okay, I'm running out of things in the house that I know. Three. We got a lot of points here. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:21:06 Maybe like your clothes, your toiletries, closet. You don't want to use the floor. Does anyone wet to someone's house and not use their floor? You know how people ask, like, y'all got a bathroom? Y'all got a floor? You mind if I use this floor real quick? Don't use the floor. Yeah, where's your floor?
Starting point is 01:21:23 Who's up first? I am. Oh, God. Tell me a specific part of your body with a dimple. Cheek. Good answer. Back. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:21:35 Yes. Okay, so what? So those are the two. These are the only two. Butt dimple. Motherfuckers got a butt dimple? Chin. I got a big butt dimple right in the center.
Starting point is 01:21:50 Come on, Kyle. Come on, Kyle. We need this. I don't know. Come on, Kyle. Come on, Kyle. Neck? Neck dimple.
Starting point is 01:22:01 Neck dimple. Everyone knows you have the cutest neck dimple. You have the best neck dimple. Neck dimple. Everyone knows you have the cutest neck dimple. You have the best neck dimple. Is it chest? Like a joint. A knee or elbow. I have no fucking clue. I like knee.
Starting point is 01:22:12 I like knee. Knee dimple. Not back. Bye! Perfect round. Yo, we could actually do this, guys. This is the one. We could do this.
Starting point is 01:22:21 We have a lot of points. Nick's up first. The one. All right, Nick. Come on, guys okay walk in name a specific word describes as a person's and a chicken's thigh oh my god who's up yeah you got it uh uh uh uh uh thin fuck i don't know it's too late sir good answer good answer answer. Name something you keep a bottle of on the nightstand. Aspirin. Aspirin.
Starting point is 01:22:47 Good answer. Name an animal that doesn't have much personality. Ah, what the fuck? A cat. Oh, no. No. Yes. A cat.
Starting point is 01:23:01 That's a good one. What about a fish? No, cats. No, you're right. There was an accident at the bakery, and now the baker's buns are all burnt. This is a terrible round. Stolen? Burnt?
Starting point is 01:23:12 Dirty? Name something specific you just pop into your mouth. A mint. Mint. Great answer. Oh, fucking God. We sucked on this one. We need to average about 50, and then get the 500 for 1500.
Starting point is 01:23:26 Oh, no. Water. Cat. No. Sloth was the number. Okay. Wait. There we go, boys.
Starting point is 01:23:34 You're welcome. What an answer. Okay. Wait. High score? High score? Wait. Oh.
Starting point is 01:23:44 Oh. Oh. Yeah! All right, we'll see you tomorrow. Good answers. I just want an extra hour. We should, yeah. It's the act. It's the act.
Starting point is 01:24:00 It's your squad. The act. Start a new day. For a while. It's the act. It's the act. Thank you.

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