The Yak - The Yak Plays Roofball LIVE From a House in NJ | Presented by High Noon | The Yak 6-22-23

Episode Date: June 22, 2023

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Yo, TJ, pull that up. All right, welcome in. We do the Act Root Ball Championship presented by High Noon. Ron, do you like High Noon? I love High Noon. In, do you like High Noon? I love High Noon. In fact, I'm obsessed with it. High Noon tequila seltzer, a new hard seltzer, in fact, a premium hard seltzer that you're going to love for a multitude of reasons, Nick.

It's because it tastes so good. It's because it has no gluten. It's because it has only 100 calories. And most of all, from where I'm sitting, the fact that there's no malt in high noon tequila seltzer. They have four incredible flavors, strawberry, lime, grapefruit, tequila. But what I really love to play when I'm drinking a nice high noon hard seltzer is a little roof ball. This is going to be so much fun. I'm like, this is basically we just got transported back to like middle school. Just a bunch of dudes.

It's the summer. We have the whole backyard to ourselves. No pubes yet. Yep. Let's see. Someone bring a Playboy? Some sticky thing. Should have brought one.

He definitely has one. He's got one in there. Anthony, you got one? I'm a millennial, no. Yeah. So, yeah, we're here. Thank you to Anthony, who's hosting this event. We're at his house.

His wife's actually cool with it, which is a big plus. We also have Adam, who created Roof Ball, who showed up four minutes ago and just alpha'd the whole scene. Just fucking completely dominated us. We tweaked a rule. A small rule. A small rule. To keep pure to the ethos of Roof Ball. Yes, yes, which I think will make it significantly better

because we all took five practice throws, and it was too easy of a course. That was what it was dubbed. Right. Everybody was going around the pole relatively easily, and he came in and said, hey, this game is about the ping. It's the ping. I knew something was off when Clemmer was doing really well.

Yeah, it was. We were setting records for high scores. Anthony in his practice, I think, scored like 150 points. A bit of an unorthodox course as well. Driveway heavy to the left, and we're going to be seeing a lot of bush balls because right at the base of that pole is a big, fat bush. So you talked about no pews, but there is a bush. Can't even see the root. Yeah. I'm also going to throw out a big, fat bush. So you talked about no pews, but there is a bush. Can't even see the root.

Yeah. I'm also going to throw out a bounty for everyone here. If anyone can successfully catch a ball by running up on the deck, first person to do it, 500 points. Yes, yes. Wow, very nice. Very nice. From me. Not points in the game, points outside of the game.

Points outside of the game. Yak points. Yak points. Yeah, this is just the vibes are incredible. There's going to be grilling later on. There's a high noon station set up over there. Now, did we sell this to Anthony? Like, hey, six of us are going to come through and play a game in your backyard?

Because there's 55 people here. Yeah, there's a lot of people. There's a lot of people. And, yeah, we should remind everyone that the lowest score in the first round will be grilling i went and bought like 350 worth of meat so uh someone's gonna have to grow tommy yeah tommy abe anyone yeah it could be a lot of people let's go through the groupings because we have four different groupings that we're going to get to and we're about to be underway with the first one so we have our creator and inventor, Adam, along with Max and Tommy,

our most recent additions to the game. Who do we like getting out of that first one? Ooh. I'm gonna say Adam. Yeah, I'm gonna say Adam really easily. Yeah. Okay, Adam easily, but then who's a, who do we like as maybe a wild card?

Who could be dark horse? Max, just cause you have to make a second pick. But Max's first throw, his entire ass and hole popped out of his shorts when he bent over. It's true. He might not be able to do this. He might not be able to be on YouTube. He might get fired. Max also, I would say, is a little gassed.

We played a little one-on-one low post. He went 0 for 9 from the field against me. He was very tired afterwards. So we don't know how much gas he has left in the tank. I don't know if it's a good sign or a bad sign. A dove just landed on the roof. Oh, okay. A thousand points if you kill a dove.

If you smoke that dove. It's got to be accidental. You've got to be like, whoops. Oh, no. Yeah, yeah. What if we break a window? Oh, those are right there. Minus a thousand points.

Minus a thousand points. It's got to be. Okay, so for that first group, we000 points. It's got to be. Okay, so for that first group, we like Adam, our founder, and then maybe Max. Second group, we have Nick and me. We two. Us two, and the homeowner, Anthony. Anthony.

Yes. I was wondering where that word was going. That's what it was. Anthony. Yeah, all right. So Anthony, I think, is the favorite from that group. He is. He looked like he had been practicing.

He lied and said he didn't practice. Yeah. The ping, though, makes it a little bit difficult because he was – we all did five practice throws. He had every single one go around. Now you have to hit the ping. I got to do the ping. Changes everything. This dove is just watching us, dude.

What the hell is this dove doing? Is he in peace? Observing us. I think that's dad. It's a symbol of peace. Observing us. It's a mourning dove. Yeah, this shit is sad. And then, okay, third group. Who is it? Third group.

Sass? Me, Sass, and Clemmer. Sass, Clemmer, and KB. Sass, Clemmer, and KB. I don't know. There's a chance that nobody makes it out of that group. What's the opposite of group of death? Group of life.

You can get negative points in a round. Is that right? Has that ever happened, Adam? Oh, yeah. Yeah, well, my first practice throw, I'm too strong. I threw it right over the roof. You did it on purpose. No, no.

It was too strong. Yeah, minus five is a flick of the wrist. Yeah, I guess I'll go with KB because you have to pick someone. He also looks enormous today. He does. And KB, after all of that yesterday with the chips and the burgers and all that talk, he just had a salad 20 minutes ago. I was like, oh, I'm not eating any of that. He ordered kale and couscous.

I'm going Chris Clemmer out of this. Oh. Wow, the dark horse. What was Clemmer's odds? The highest. Che, what were Clemmer's? Plus 3,000. Plus 3,000.

Yeah. Clemmer's first throw went around. His second one got stuck up there. But he did slither up the drain to go get the ball. Yes. Yes. I'm actually, you know what? I'm going to pick Sass because no one's picking Sass, not even Sass.

And then if he stinks, which we all expect, I'm going to say it was a prank. Yes. And you can give him a hard time about it for letting you down. I'm going to try to pump him up. He's just got to let that cannon go. Sass's first throw, he looked at us and said, this is going to be bad. It was, and sure enough, it was.

And then that brings us to the group of death. Death. Big Cat, Stephen Che, and Jersey Jerry. And during warm-ups, all three of these dudes looked like they had some fucking juice. I am the dumbest person alive for picking my group. You had two picks in a row. Yeah, I was like, let me make it as hard as possible on myself.

Now that group's a good hang. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And good at football, which is kind of to your detriment. Stephen Che has been doing a lot of catch, throwing a nice ball. The patented Stephen Che toe tap, but Jersey Jerry also getting his fist in the dirt. He used to be a fullback. He knows something about great. Yes, Vern Heath Miller. Anthony, did Che come up to you and ask if he could piss outside? also getting his fist in the dirt. He used to be a fullback. He knows something about cricket. Yes.

Now, Heath Miller. Anthony, did Che come up to you and ask if he could piss outside? He certainly did. And he's been pissing outside. I'll just, since we're all friends now, I didn't even ask. I pissed literally right there. I also pissed outside. Oh, man. As close to the pavement as possible.

Well, then I guess I'll join in, too. I actually held my piss. I was actually at a place where I could have gone to the bathroom, but I was like, I want to piss outside. That's nice. Beautiful yard. Yeah. How crazy is this?

It's like a wiffle ball yard. Probably sitting on damn near an acre. Full acre? No. Half an acre? Just pretend. Okay, half an acre. It's flat as all hell.

Okay, so TJ has the official rules, and then we're going to do the National Anthem by Jersey Jerry, who's never done the National Anthem. I want him to, you know, my protege in case I die. Anything happens. He's now second in command on the National Anthem. Perfect. Has he ever sung before? No. Just anything.

I feel like I've never heard his singing voice. He might rap it. That'd be cool, too. That'd be unprecedented. That would be unprecedented. All right. So, TJ, give us the rules. All right.

Thanks, everybody, for hopping in the chat. Make sure you like the stream to help us go mega while you're in here. We had a rules or a scoring graphic, but we had to cancel it three minutes before the stream started because we changed the rules. But basically, we're playing pings. So if you hit the pole, which is the closest pole to the left, the furthest pole to the left, that's five points. And if you catch the ball on any throw, it's one point. So if you hit a ping and you catch the ball at six points,

you throw it on the roof and you catch the ball, it's one point. If you throw it over the roof, it's minus five points, plus you have to go get the ball. As far as the event format goes, we'll be doing three rounds today, three games in the first round. I'm sorry, four games in the first round, three people playing in each game. Each person will throw ten times. Whoever has the most points after ten throws will automatically qualify for the second round, and then we'll have two wild cards, the highest scoring competitors,

from the first round that didn't make it or didn't win their heat will also move on. So six players in the second round. And we'll have two rounds of three in the second round. The winner of each plus one wild card moves on to the final three. And the winner of that final round will be the champion. And they'll take home this high noon trophy right here. The losers of each game will come over to me and grab a high noon, and I'll ask them some questions.

We also have the founder, Adam, right here. Adam, if you want to come over here. So this is the founder. He was on the show yesterday. He actually flew here from Oregon. That's correct. Not going to lie, I was expecting some applause. Oh, yeah.

How does it feel to see your sport come all the way across the country and be here in person? I was expecting some applause. Oh, yeah. Hey, good job. So good. How are you all doing? How does it feel to see your sport come all the way across the country and be here in person? Can I tell you, my favorite thing is I'm usually the organizer. I'm usually here super early. So rolling up at the last second and seeing all this ready to go, it's fantastic. I'm really looking forward to it. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't nervous that you guys weren't working a no-show

and we would have to zero you out of your own event. That would have been painful, yeah. Yeah. What do you think is's gonna go down today you think you're you're taking taking your sport taking the championship do i think i am no see this is the this is the great joke about me i'm a bad athlete right it's why i created this sport you don't have to be a good athlete to do it i got a little bit of experience advantage but i'm coming off a red eye flight haven't eaten uh haven't thrown this roof before so i'm just giving all the excuses now as to why I probably won't. But I'm going to give it my best.

What's your eye test of the field we're playing on today? It's a little different than the field you're used to, but I think it should be pretty good. What do you think? Yeah, I think it's great. I think that it's a higher roof than usual, but every, you know, that's the great thing about roof balls. You can play it almost in your roof.

You just got to have a target, and there's one up there, and we're going to see if we can seriously damage this house before we go. What's the jersey you got on today? So the 2008 World Championships went kind of viral this February. It's the reason we're basically here. A lot of people at that time had a lot more hair in 2008. They said I looked like Carson Wentz. Like, oh, that's where Carson Wentz went.

So I decided I didn't want to get an Eagles jersey, didn't want to get a Commander's jersey. His college jersey didn't have his name on it pre-NIL. So I went all didn't want to get an Eagles jersey. Didn't want to get a commander's jersey. His college jersey didn't have his name on it pre-NIL. So I went all the way back to high school. So I'm rocking the Wentz high school jersey. Might be the only person in America that still has one. I don't think Carson has it. Yeah, I'm probably the only one. Alright, well it's going to be a great show. We're going to have a national anthem here.

Big Cat, if you want to intro the national anthem, take it away. Yes, and I did notice that Adam's making excuses already. He'd fit right in at Barstool. Yeah. It's perfect. He didn't even get the memo, but he was like, not to make excuses, but here are all my excuses. There's pizza right there, Adam.

Take away an excuse real fast. We're going to grill. Okay, boys, it's time. Can everyone please rise? Let's kick it to Jersey Jerry with the national anthem. Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming Whose broad stripes

and bright stars through the perilous fight o'er the ramparts we watched were so

gallantly streaming. And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air, Gave proof through the night That our flag was still there Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave And the home of the brave. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Jerry! Jerry! Holy shit, that was beautiful. You thought he'd done it a million times before. You could tell the voice quiver. It's really emotional for him. Emotional for all of us.

Yes. Incredible job, Jer. That sets the tone. As he finished, the morning dove took off, flanked by two bald eagles in a true act of patriotism. Today will be a great day for America. It's going to be special, boys. Okay, should we do it?

We're ready to go. All right, so first up, order for the first pod is going to be Adam, Max, Tommy. Everyone goes ten times. And I have official scorekeeping here. The truck is also doing it, so we have backup scorekeeping. Yes. Who's Adam? How do we decide if there's any, like, maybe it hit the ping, maybe it didn't.

Is that just TJ? TJ gets final say. Yeah. First time I've ever had a ref, so. Everyone respect TJ. He's got a flag. TJ, no one's going to give you a hard time. No.

Probably not. Yeah, we'll be cool about it. Don't worry. Everyone watching at home will be cool about it too. All right, so Adam, you ready to go? Ready to go. All right, here he goes. He's up.

First throw. Let's focus. See, one of the things about Adam's throwing style is how he kind of cocks the ball back. That was one of his signatures, and it makes an unathletic guy look more athletic. There's Max. The pace is fast already. Yes, that's one for Max, one for Adam. Big one point for Max.

Need to catch everything. Tommy, a little bit to the left. Okay. It feels like everyone's playing a little cautious at the start. Not really going for it. His signature cock back. Oh, it didn't look like it hit. Didn't look like it hit.

And he's not going to catch it. First goose egg. Interesting strategy. It seems like he's trying to skip the ball right in front, and he'll have a couple bites at that apple. Oh, that's almost. Now this. Oh, my. What a goose egg. Now this, the- Oh! Oh my!

What a- Come on, that's the highlight of the day! That's what I'm talking about! First highlight of the day to Max, that's what he said. I do- That was still one point. Tommy! Ooh.

I do like that we've gone to just pitch because now the catch is way more- Yeah, that's a lot, lot more important. Easier for us to keep score. Oh! Wow, right there. He's down to TJ? No, no. No lot, lot more important. Easier for us to keep score. Oh, wow. Down to TJ? No, no. No ping.

No ping. No ping was right there, but that's a catch. KB, what are your thoughts? Do you want to come here? No. Okay. Guys, it feels like whoever gets the first ping, it's going to be. It's going to be a massive boon for them.

Oh. Just misses a ping. Did he throw that one with two hands? I think so. I have the numbers. That's a ping. That's a ping. So that's a six-pointer.

Six-pointer. Let's take a break real quick, Max. I'm going to catch up. We got the scores right now. I'm keeping it as well, Andrew. We have eight so far for Adam. He's already gone four times. Max has three. Tommy has three.

They both have gone three times. So that ping was big. Huge. Big ping. Big ping. Can I go now? You're good, Max. So just give a beat in between.

Max? Oh, did he get it? What is the strike? That's a ping. Wow. That's a pick for Max. TJ, I think get it? What is the strike? That's a ping. That's a fix for Max. TJ, I think instead of doing the out, maybe do a three or just a three something. Yeah. That looked like an out.

Yes, yes, yes. Yeah, there we go. I like that. Two arms up like a made field goal. So now Tommy needs this to stay. He almost missed the house. A catch is a catch, though. So now Tommy needs this to stay. He almost missed the house. A catch is a catch though.

Tommy can get out of this with a 10. Maybe he'll leave himself in a perfect 10. Oh, I think that missed. Oh! So a couple goose eggs and Tommy could climb back into this, but he's going to need a ping. Max in good position, catching everything, and already has a ping. That's why we brought him, folks. Damn it. For those type of screams. Double goose egg.

We'll update after this one. It's going right. Lucky dog. Alright, let's take a pause real quick. So just to update the scores in the truck, Adam is sitting with 8 points, Max is in the lead with

9, and Tommy has 5. That's halfway through the first round. First halfway through the first round. First group of the first round. How many rounds do you guys get? Adam's back up. Adam continues to take that side angle instead of a straight on.

Oh, ping there. Oh no. And the side angle makes it harder for him to catch that. So he's losing out on that extra point. Adam really truly boomer bust. He's throwing it hard. I think he's the closest to being able to go over the roof, which is minus five still. Here comes the pink.

I'm calling my shot. Here comes the pink. Tommy's calling a pink. Tommy could get back in this game right now. He could take the lead with – Tommy! Yeah! Tommy!

Tommy! What a moment. Not even on the back of his head. Tommy now leads. That's his own. That's his head. Tommy now has 11 points. Holy shit. Tommy has 11. Adam has 8.

And Max has 9. Keep up, people. Keep up. Tommy, it looks like Tommy's strategy is just catching the ball in the first five rounds. Helps out. Now I'll go for the thing. Tommy. The dove is back.

Did that hit? No. I don't think so. Oh! Adam has now not scored in three straight rounds. Tough. Tough. He flew all the way from Oregon to be the first eliminated. Get that Max!

One for Max. Max just keeping it going. Tommy, can he do it again? No. This will be hard to catch. Very hard to catch. Tommy has his first goose egg. And he got a little bit cocky, and you could tell when it happened.

First goose egg for Tommy. How many more throws? You have three more throws. We're in the round eight. What's the score? Tommy eight. Score as of right now, Tommy is in the lead with 11. Max is in second with 10.

And Adam has 8. Shot number 8 for Adam. Oh, no. Adam is going to have to go for broke here at the end. Oh! So what would the ruling on that be? If it rolls off the top of the bush. I think you catch it.

It catches it. Catch off the bush? Yeah, catch off the bush. the bush? I think you catch it. It catches it. Catch off the bush? Yeah, catch off the bush. It's live as long as it's in motion. Yeah. Max. Oh, skip right over. Damn, that was so close. It's like there was a force field around that pole.

That's got it. That was a great ball. He's excited. Did he say, gosh, got it? Gosh, got it. Gosh, got it. Gosh, got it. This is a family program.

Gosh, got it. Tommy. Looking for some distance. Tommy. Gosh, got it. This is a family program. Gosh, got it. Tommy. Looking for some distance. Tommy. Oh, no, Tommy. Be there. Be there. Oh.

Oh. That ball. That ball. That's dead. Tommy has now gone two zeros in a row after that big call. He thought the game was over after six throws. The dove. And now the dove is back as an omen.

Yeah. All right, so here we go. We have two throws left for each competitor, and it is neck and neck. Tommy and Max both have 11. Adam has eight. I think it's safe to say right now a ping could win this. A ping could win it, yes. Maybe get a walk-off ping.

A walk-off ping would have me ecstatic. Here comes Adam. Huge throw. It's terrible. Here comes Adam. Huge throw. That was terrible. Totally misses it. Uncatchable. Completely. Unless it goes up.

Oh, he could get 500. Oh! Adam has not scored since the fourth round. Max. It's just closing on that ball. He just wants points. He just wants points. Smart play.

Tommy can take a commanding lead. Tommy could win this round. Get over it. Did it not hit it? No. And he didn't catch it. Yes, he did. Oh, he did. Tommy with a catch.

All right, so it is now. Going into the 10th. It's 12-12-8. Adam needs to hit this if he wants to win. Yeah, reminder, the winner of this round automatically goes to the next, and then we have to wait to see if a wild card will be represented. So here comes Adam. Oh, my God.

He did it. He did it. Oh. And heordan shrugged he jordan shrugged on our bitch asses unbelievable so now adam has 13 if tommy and max both score a point we'll have a sudden death beautiful or it could be a tie could be a tie or if i just ping it like a legend if he pings it like a legend or if he pings it like a legend. What a throw by Adam. Big time balls. Oh, man. Oh!

Like a legend! Oh! Yes! Oh, my God. A six spot for Max and he takes he has 18 points now so Tommy himself needs to ping it like a

legend to even have a chance of I mean he, Tommy could be eliminated if he doesn't hit this. Max doesn't even know where he is right now. Almost trampled the cameras. Be a guy. He's a bounce.

Oh, no! That's minus five! That's minus five! Oh, no! Wow. He might be. Oh, my god. 7.2. Oh, my god. Seven points.

What a collapse. Get him to walk away. That's a good one. Get him to walk away. Very good one. Collapse. Waiting for it was pathetic. The way that he walked around.

That was the biggest denial I've ever seen. That is not coming home from his trip to the milk store. Boys, if that first round is what's to come, that was electric. We had everything. We had everything. We had Adam's big throw to push Max to new heights, and then Tommy just puking all over himself in the last round. Ever since he called his shot, it was all downhill.

Yeah. I mean, you can see the proof is right there on the scorecard. He hit his shot on the 6th, and then he had 0-0-1 and negative 5. Yeah, if he scores a point there, he has a chance to get there in a wild card. And he completely blew it. Is he not coming back? I don't know. I wouldn't.

I hope he doesn't. He might be on the grill. He should wait in the van. Yeah. He should start grilling, honestly. He should start grilling. He should preheat the grill. That's not right.

Seven points, abnormally low. Which way did it fall? And, I mean, if we talk about all-time bad performances, yesterday we heard about the he can't find the ball. Oh, no. He can't find the ball. This is live footage in the front yard. He's going to get poisoned sumac.

Yeah. Tommy, look at him. Oh, this is just insult to injury right now, boys. We found a lot of deer poop in the backyard, which means deer ticks. He's itching already. He's itching already. This feels like when they get the tunnel cam after an NBA loss and you see the guy, you know, Joel Embiid crying.

Oh, we're kicking it to him. We were never supposed to see this. Oh, yeah, he's not nice. So he just lost the ball. He should get more negative points. Oh, man. Brutal. This is the best thing that's ever happened to me.

There it is. Oh, he got it. He got it. He found the ball. There's nothing triumphant about that, though. He held up the ball, he got it. He got it. He found the ball. There's nothing triumphant about that, though. He held up the ball like he did something. He really is just cleaning up that dirty, dirty mess he made. Damn.

Brutal. Brutal. Face as red as his pink shirt. And it's tough because Tommy thought he had it. That celebration he had will really go down infamously. Oh, man. All right, so first round in the books. Max is officially in the final six.

Round of six. Six, yes. Great showing from Max. Well, he just was a legend, and he just stepped up and he did it. All right, let's kick it to TJ with the high noon booth talking to Tommy. Yeah, Tommy, tough showing out there. Looks good. Well, up until the last round, it was a fine showing.

Right. But then you lost, so the people are questioning your clutch gene. You can go ahead and have one of these High Noons now that you're out of the competition, almost definitely. Well, you never know. But, yeah, I mean, we'll see. The grilling thing, hopefully I just don't have to grill. But if I have to grill, it's not the end of the world.

What do you think happened on that last throw? Too overzealous or what? I mean, I don't know how that went over. I thought everybody was reacting because it hit the pin. I thought it was a legend. Oh, no. They were like, it's over. It's over.

I was like, yeah, it's fucking over. I hit the pin. But they meant it went over the house. Well, you got to hide in there now. You can enjoy that. And hopefully you don't have to cook. Or maybe you do have to cook. And that would be cool, too.

We'll see. Back to you guys. But I'll always have that moment when I caught it. so first round in the books uh round two nick roan yeah you guys are up with anthony the homeowner so i'll stay here you guys go up there we're gonna go anthony roan nick that will be the order let's fill out this booth yeah yeah okay you want to hop in kb you want to hop in sass anyone all right yeah to hop in? Sass? Anyone? All right. Yeah, let's go. Che, you can do the rollback. He's not. I'll do rollback right now.

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Everything at rollback.com. Promo code YAK. See the rollback joggers in action when che and i are up competing in roof ball all right so we now have uh kb and sass what did you guys think that was awesome it was great way better than i expected yeah i i could play this all day yeah i love reacting to things yes yes and that had all the drama. It did. For Adam to hit that in the bottom of the 10th, and then Max to answer. That was Anthony.

I know. He's, well, Max has been taking a lot of Ls, so he's trying to find his first win. What I like about Max, he plays to win and not lose. Yeah, correct. Tommy was playing to not lose, and that's what hurt him in the long run. That's how you get four in one place, maybe. It's true.

Well, I think Tommy's playing not to grill. I think that's what he's trying to do. If I have to grill, it's not the end of the world. Tommy, why don't you start the grill? I mean, a lot of game left. Okay. It is. To be honest, what did you have, Tommy?

Seven. Oh, because you got minus five. You got minus five. Okay. That's a disastrous thing to do with the roof. Getting below seven is going to be pretty tough to do with 10 pounds. All right, Anthony's going first, so it's Anthony, Roan. They told me I'm going first for their graphic.

Oh, okay. I'll switch it up on the scorecard. Roan, Nick, Anthony. What is it? Roan, Nick, Anthony. Man, we got these clear-ass cameras. Ready to go? I'm just looking at the screen.

All right, here we go. Roan is up with his first throw. Whoa. It could be a bang off the top. Oh, here we go. Roan is up with his first throw. Whoa. Oh. Nice. You've got to really make sure that you rack up those ones. Wow.

Nicky and Roan. Good accuracy. He goes with a zero. In the practice round, Anthony hit in a round which would have been 10 points in every throw. Yeah, it was way too much. Now that the rules are changed. But that's actually good because he would have beaten us all by a billion. Okay, Roan with his second throw.

He's got one point. I like that. I like that. I like that. Trying to knuckleball it up there. Another point for Roan. Nick trying to get his first point of the competition. Close.

He might play it like that. He does get a point, so first point of the competition. Oh! Close. He might play it like that. He does get a point, so he's on the board. Wow. Oh! Oh, it's missed! How? Anthony.

So close. And you said you got chips for the burgers? I got chips for the burgers. Like a variety of chips? Everything. Oh, Roan. I don't know what the move was there. What happened to Roan on that throw?

Oh, you hate to see that. He's going to want that one back. He's going to wish he had that one again. Yeah. No chips on a burger. Interesting question. And this is the reason I would say the Bay Street game. All right.

Here comes Nick, his third throw. Oh, this might go over. Nope. Nicky and Roan, I think they're in a contest. Oh, he was trying to maybe go for the 500 points. He's playing to hit it. Oh, that's our first ping of the round. That was a ping?

Yeah, he hit the bottom of it. Clean ping. He hit the bottom of it. Six points for Anthony there. Huge throw. Anthony with the home turf advantage. Oh. Oh.

Just short. Put the shit in his house. Just short. AB is fully intending on shitting in his house. Oh, how did that not hit a pin? Nicky's an athletic boy. Playing athletic. Yeah.

Anthony put this competition away with another. Oh, it was very close. That was. So close. Now, I don't understand why people are going so fast. Yeah, let's slow down for a sec. So just to recap. Roan's got three.

Nick's got two. Anthony's got nine. So the pings are everything. And what round are we? We are going into round five? Round five. Yikes. Yeah. Sass is the biggest hater on the mic.

We're just going to need to see some pings out of you boys. Someone's going to have to ping it. Ping. Oh! Wow, Roan. Asker, you shall receive. Very impressive. Six points for Roan on that turn.

Let's get some pings. Huge. Oh! Nice spiral, Nick. You shall receive. Very impressive. Six points for Roan on that turn. Let's get some things. Huge. Oh. Nice spiral, Nick. Nicky, great accuracy and really just putting in all the effort. There it is. He's coming back around now.

Go with the one, regardless. You're amped up from that one. Roan coming off a big pin. Roan. Roan coming off a big pain in the roof. Roan. Oh. I mean, Roan's right. Oh, he dropped it.

He dropped it. Can we get a replay of that? What do you think about that? A pathetic drop. No offense to Roan, but. No offense. No offense, but that was. It will keep him up.

That's the difference between getting to the final six and nine. Nick. Nicky with a. Oh. How is that not a ping? Nicky. Good accuracy though. Nicky, just keep at it.

Consistency. Oh. Oh. Smooth.ency. Oh! Smooth. Smooth. No good? Is now running away with it. For sure.

Running away with it. Score? The score now is updated. Anthony has 16. Yes, I have my math right. 12 plus 4 is 16. Nick has 4, and Roan has 9. So right now, Roan is playing what it feels like for the wild card,

and Nick is trying not to grill. Nicky, you're there. What round are we on? I feel like I've been close. You're right there. Very close. You're knocking on the door. We are in round 7.

Oh, and that's a big, costly miss by roan there roan's gonna have to try to clear adams 13 to have a chance at wild card nicky i like that oh oh my god i mean all right he gets a point he's trying his best he's trying his best and he's playing damn good. Oh, just misses the ping. Oh, he totally lost it there, folks. First zero for Anthony. Heading into round eight. Starting it off. Oh!

A ping! Oh, a double ping. Oh! See the cause! That's a zero. A part of the ping. Oh, that should be a ping. Oh, he wins the whole competition.

Ping counts. No catch. Wait, no. He should be able to catch this, that should be a – he wins the whole competition. Ping counts, no catch. Wait, no. He should be able to catch this. I should be able to catch another one. No. Ping count, no catch. Wow.

No, if he catches that ball, shake the house. If it blows down. Yeah. Shake the house. Throw a basketball up there. Throw the basketball. Oh, yeah. Hey, it's working.

Just throwing it. No, dude. Here, throw the basketball up there. If I basketball. Oh, yeah. Oh, look. Hey, it's working. You're stirring it. What's up, dude? Here, throw the basketball up there. I think if Rowan catches it, it should count. Someone else throws. It's five right now. If it comes down before somebody else throws. If he catches both, he gets two points.

Yeah, yeah. Connor, Connor. Connor, go ahead. Throw it. Connor coming up here. Bro, look. Connor, great graphics guy. Also famous for notoriously pissing off Dave Portnoy multiple times.

Many times. And his throw sucked. Shitty throw. He's going up on the roof. Throwing your plate in? Can you throw it to get it? Or do you want to throw it to get it? What should we do?

What should we do? We've got to get it down. We've got to get the ball down, right? It's five right now. If I get this ball down. Yes. Before somebody else throws. Yeah, keep throwing, Connor.

Keep throwing. Help me out, brother. It's actually mine. If you throw, it's your throw. All right. It's five right now for Ron. All right. Come on, Connor.

I'm trying. All right, so are we going back to throwing? So, Ron, you've got to be ready if you catch this. Here we go. The thing is, I can't afford to not catch mine when I'm on a grill. This is actually, I love this. So what are the points right now? I know.

Oh, the ball got stuck. It is kind of that impossible angle. Kate here in disguise. What's the scoring right now? Kate is here. What are you trying to hide? Kate was on vacation all week. Keep going.

I'm ready. That's it. Kate said that vacation was a lot of bad weather. So she sent us a distressed text this morning. Please. Not how it works. We already made all the graphics. I'm happy she's here.

This is a catastrophe Mike is coming off with the Yes Mike with the ladder How many do I have? Five? Two I think five What round? I'll tell you Right now we're looking at Nicky

You are one, two, three, four, five Going into the 8th. So I just need to beat 7, right? You just need to beat 7. Yeah, just... Can you win, though? I mean, I'd play to win. Yeah, yeah.

Anthony is at 12, 13, 14, 15. I'm ready. I am ready. I am ready. Probably not unless he got three pings in a row. He can play for a wild card. Yeah. Whoa.

Keep going. It's like a driving range. He can play for a wild card. Yeah. Whoa. Keep going. It's like a driving range. He's looking at three, nine. You should have to turn your back. Because you can see it now coming down. I'll tell you when it goes. You guys go under the roof. No, turn around.

Turn around? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll tell you when it hits you. You've gotten enough chances. All right, all right, go, go. All right. And this is for the sixth point. Oh.

Oh. That's way too easy. That's a six. I mean, I think it's a hundred and seven. It's like sport ball all over it. Football rakes. Six. See that, Connor? So what score?

That was huge for Roan. So let's do this round and then we'll set the table for the last two. Okay. Big time. Come on, Nick. Get a hit, Nick. Nick needs points.

There it is. Bad. Oh no, Nick. Come get it, come get it. Come on, Nick. Get a hit, Nick. Nick needs points. There it is. Bad. Oh, no, Nick. Come get it. Come get it. Come on, Nick. Nick really getting screwed by the elements here. The elements being the roof. I can't hit it. Anthony is going to get another zero.

Oh, he got a little injured there, too. All right. We have two rounds left. The score is now Roan with 15, Nick with 6, Anthony with 16. It's anyone's game. I think if either Roan or Anthony gets a ping, they will win this round. Nick is still fighting to not grow. No, you can't play like that.

You can nail two and make a wild card. Yeah, that's true. That's true. Wild card makes this very interesting. Oh, no. This is bad for Roan. That's not good. Big time choke.

That's just what it comes down to. He needed a point there. He needed a point. There it is. Oh, Dick. I've never seen someone so consistently come close to hitting the ping. In my 45 minutes of watching this, I've never seen that before. All right, here comes Anthony.

He could put this game away with a ping and a catch. I know you're wild. I was like, I've never seen this happen in my life. You were serious. I know. Laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh. Thank you. All my years.

All right, so Roan now is down two, so he's going to need a ping to win this round. He is in a nice spot for the wild card. Nick, if he can get one point, won't have to grill. Anthony in command. Sometimes if you want to win, you've got to be something that you're not. Roan, can he get it? Oh! Oh, my God!

How did that not ping? It did. That's a ping. No. You saw that. It was a smooth move and avoided it. What did it hit off of then? It changed course.

He said yes. He can't get a rebound? He said yes. Roan. You saw it? It was a slight aftershock. What did it hit off of then? It changed course. He said yes. He can't get a replay? He said yes. You saw it, right? Look at the replay. Did we go to replay? No. Oh, no.

It's her house. Yeah, I was going to say, wait a minute. Who are you? Who is this guy? Who is this guy? I got it. I got it. I got it.

I got it. I got it right here. I can't really tell. What is the chat saying? But you have it on camera, right? He missed it. He missed it. Can we get a zoom in? Can we have someone with their phone just zoom in on that during play so we can have a replay booth?

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Don't catch him. Don't catch him. Don't catch him. uh rona's 21 anthony needs a ping to automatically advance he is sitting nice with the wild card spot he's hitting this ah i like that oh so close short just short so close ron with a huge victory controversial 21 for rohn 8 for Nick very controversial win and Anthony ends up with 18 that's going to be a wild card

yeah a wild card feels like it might happen someone from Philly's got to be clutch I guess oh here we got some shit talk going alright great round are you interviewing anyone? yeah wild card we're final six Are you interviewing anyone? Yeah. Wild card.

We're final six. Thank you. We'll stay in for it. But, I mean, who knows? The group's at death now. Bro, I'm bleeding. Oh, wow. Yeah, that's a lot.

I try to go around the thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want your round, Max? Oh, yeah. What did you get in scoring? I'm ready. All right, we're back at the High Noon Bar. I'm here with Nick, who just lost that round, and Tommy, who will now not be cooking for everyone.

Didn't he get eight? Yeah, I got eight. He got seven. Oh, and Nick, who will not be cooking. Hell yeah. Tommy's still in contention to cook. How are you guys feeling? Yeah.

I feel pretty bad. I feel like I was close to the goal almost every throw. Yeah. Couldn't do it. Couldn't get it done. But I did beat Tommy. And that makes me happier than winning this could ever be. You guys get to enjoy some high noons and then hop back on the commentary booth.

We'll send it back to Sass and KB now for game three. Sass, we'll send it back to you right now. Oh, this is not – I mean, maybe it is good. We had a scoring error. Big Cat screwed up. We had it scored. You did catch the last ball. Yes.

You did catch the last one on your last ping. Did I win? Yeah. Okay. I think I lost all my pings. It should be 19. Oh. Okay.

Nothing changed. They're at the table. Anthony just up a point, 19. I appreciate that. Just by one. Anthony had 19. Oh, okay. Trying to shoot me out of it.

I don't know. Which one's Anthony? There's two Anthony's. That's Roan. Oh, so it's Roan. No, Oh, okay. Trying to cheat me out of it. All right. Which one's Anthony? There's two Anthony's. That's Roan. That's Anthony. Oh, so it's Roan. No, no, no. You're fourth.

Roan, did you catch your last ball on the last paint? Yeah. Yeah. So you got a six? Okay. One, two, three. All right, cool, cool. Because I look like a five.

Right. You must have changed it to a six. Yeah. It was a one, and then I changed to a six after a year. So I was just telling these guys, if you add them as you go. Oh, that makes sense. Go one, two, eight, nine, like that. Now I feel bad that I got competitive.

Not looking good for the vibes. All right, baby brother, we're up. Who's talking? I yelled at my wife. Yeah, we're live. I'm fucking around. We're up, yeah. I yelled at my wife. Yeah, we're live. I'm fucking around. I know. He's just chilling. It was a scream. All right.

So you guys are up? We're up, yeah. All right. So we'll get Nick and Rone back in the booth. Oh, shit. Yeah, we're up. Next round is Clemmer. Sask KB Clemmer is the order. All right.

What's the score to beat? Seven? For grilling, seven. And right now, it looks like Anthony's in great position to make a wild card. Yeah, I instantly feel embarrassed for how competitive I got. No, no, no. Why, dude? Get competitive off the wrist.

That's what we need, though. That's the beauty of this sport. Fellas, can I ask you something? Am I a pussy? I couldn't get it up there. I'll say this. You were so close so many times, you just... The roofball gods don't like you.

They hate me. They hate you. You look good in practice, but the last minute rule change, you didn't really have a chance. I don't know what that means when you do that. Do you have a NASCAR read? Yeah, I'm bleeding badly. Oh, yeah, you're bleeding a lot. Do you have a NASCAR read?

Coming around that corner. But, you know, sometimes coming around that corner is a little bit nerdy. Tommy, start the grill. I mean, that's their Saskos. Upcoming is the Ally 400 at Nashville Speedway June 25th at 7 p.m. Eastern Time on NBC. Parker McCollum's pre-race concert, guitars and fast cars under the lights of Music City.

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July 2nd, 5.30 Eastern Time, Nashville. Come on out. Check it out. 6.25, that's the 25th. That's this weekend on Sunday, 7pm on NBC. You're going to want to check this out, and you're going to want to check out this next little trio of athletes that are about to be up there. It's going to be interesting.

We got Clemmer, we got Sass, and we got Kyle. Yes, and let's see. So this is the group that we have low expectations for? I don't know, because Kyle has a body of a god. Sass, you know, competitor. Clemmer. He showed up. He's here. That counts for something. Clemmer is a dude. What do we think about predictions as far as what kind of scores are going to make it

for a wild card? What's it going to take? I think the 17 or 18 that Anthony got, I think he's going to be a wild card. 19, right? He got 19. Updated to a 19. It was a stat correction, I'm pretty sure. I just suck at math.

I would even say that would be the first wild card. I still have 18. I don't know why they said 19. The top one. The winner got 19. I got 19. Oh, it was 18 to 19. No, he got 21. I had three pings. Oh, you know what? I have bad math why they said 19. The top one. The winner got 19. I got 19. Oh, it was 18 to 19. No, he got 21.

I had three pings. Oh, you know what? I have bad math. You're fine. He got 21. So 21. Yeah. 18.

So 18 to 21. 18, I think, is going to be – because if Anthony was in the first heat, he would have tied Max for the highest score. So I think 18 is going to be pretty good to get in a wild card. That's probably the bar right now. Yeah, it's, I mean, it's an interesting setup because some groups might have no wild cards and this group might get two wild cards. If these guys can put up some 20s, you really never know. But Clemmer is swimming in his outfit. I have a prediction that 11 will win this round. 11? 11 will win this round. I think a gust of wind could take Clemmer right now. It could lift him away, but I think he'll be alright

as long as he tucks in and keeps on throwing. What's our order? Alright, we're going Sass, KB, and then Clemmer. So, Sass, you ready? Kick us off. Sass round starting up pod three. Is he the only lefty of the tournament? Sass' first throw. Okay. Just getting a nice point on the board. Just see one go through the hoop. You know, catching those balls is an underrated feat as was exhibited by me dropping one

that was right in the bread basket. KB all the way to the left. KB might just want 10 points. Remember, KB can't see. Clemmer! Nick, Clemmer was your pick, wasn't he? He was. And look at that. All three boys with one point to start.

We could see a 10-10-10 round. You've got to have a fast reaction time under that roof. Oh, can that come back down for a ping? Yes! What a throw! And a huge, huge turn for Kyle. And look at that smile. Yeah, he knows he did good. He knows he did good.

Clemmer going up, and he might go over. Oh, my God. He's looking the wrong way. Clemmer catches it. He's at two. Still applying pressure. Sass is gonna just go nice and steady. Ah!

And he drops. That's so hard. And you know he's gonna beat himself up, but you have to have a short memory in situations like this. Always too much stuff in his pockets. It's a giant fucking wallet. KB. Nonchalant throw from KB. But he's doing a good job of just putting points up on the board.

There's something to be said to just always being consistently getting points. Kyle does not play. Oh, Clemmer's over. Minus five. Clemmer is now at minus three points. Clemmer, the baby's here. He is going to be in a lot of trouble. No one's more excited than Tommy Smokes over here.

I don't know if I trust Clemmer cooking that grill. The man doesn't eat. He is going to be in a lot of trouble. No one's more excited than Tommy Smokes over here. I don't know if I trust Clemmer cooking that grill. The man doesn't eat. We're going to have some mouse burgers later on, boys. I'm actually worried about that because he's going to go for pings every time, and it's going to be statistically more likely he gets them. I would say that's statistically not true. We'll see.

Clemmer's at a flat zero right now. No, he's at minus three. Oh, negative three. He's at minus three. Jesus Christ. Minus three. No'll see. Clemmer's at a flat zero right now. No, he's at minus three. Oh, negative three. Oh, wow. He's at minus three. Jesus Christ. Minus three. No, no, no. He has a short memory.

That's how old he is. All right, Sass is here for round four. Shot four of group three. Sass going with it. Just doesn't have the arm strength it feels like to get it up there. I don't know if he's left-handed. He might not be. Ben Simmons dilemma. Casual Kyle with a chuck style. Okay he's at nine points. Throwing it from the hit. Kyle on pace right now to maybe be the high score.

Clemmer. Oh he needed that but he gets it over. No, and he's staying at negative three. Oh, God. I don't want him to cook. I don't want him to cook either. Clemmer will make his signature dish, a fresh inhale. His favorite food. Sass. Just consistently putting up points.

I'm getting you out of here, bro. Oh, my God. Oh, my god. Oh my god. This man. Whatever your luck was, Nick, Kyle is the reverse. 15 points. They haven't even been close and they rolled two.

Oh, Clemmer Mike over again. Clemmer wants to cook at this point. No, Clemmer, catch this. Oh, he's minus two. Minus one, right? Did you catch the last one? No. Yeah, so you're minus two.

Sass. Clemmer's going to ping twice in a row. I know it. Sass. Clemmer, just line it up. Line it up. Chin up. It looked like a coda right there.

Here comes Kyle. Oh, my God. Last throw was right there. What round are we in? We're going to do a score break for them? Yeah, we'll let Kummer go, and then we'll score break. Oh, that's just unlucky. Multiple bites at the apple, but Clemmer.

Okay, so score update. We're through six throws in pod three, round one. Sass has five. KB with 16 points. Clemmer with minus one. That's okay. And Tommy is snickering. We need two, so he needs to hit two.

And he's completely folded. Oh, no, look at him. He's like one of those chairs you buy at Walmart. It's like a PC monitor. Like a bionicle. How compact is it? Tent chair. Bionicle.

Yeah, look at that. How small can Clemmer get? Power back up, Clemmer. Actually, everyone, please upvote the stream. Thumbs up the stream. If we get to 5,000 upvotes, we will all try to throw Clemmer on the roof at the end of this. No. We'll jump rope with him. All right.

Here we go. Seventh throw. Sass sitting with five. Lines it up. No, he didn't. There he is. He's got six. KB.

Oh, KB's first zero. Oh, no, he had a zero in the – No, KB's first zero. Oh, no, he had a zero in the... No, it was his first zero. So it's 16-6 to negative one. Clemmer trying to get above zero. Oh, God. Nice. Sit down.

Oh, my God. Man, that's unlucky. Didn't hit. He's at zero. Clemmer's back at zero. Everyone, round of applause. Clemmer's back at zero. Huge. Hey, Clemmer, three hits and you can win this thing. He's at zero. Clemmer's back at zero. Everyone, round of applause. Clemmer's back at zero. Huge.

Hey, Clemmer, three hits and you can win this thing. That's true. He is dejected. Sass. Finally going for a ping. Doesn't get it. Soft hands on the catch. But he's at seven.

How close can we get? What do you mean? Can we get as close as we want? I don't know. I guess so. Yeah. You won't be able to see where you're throwing. Is KB about to change the game?

He might. KB's about to change the game. Nope. Nope. And he didn't change it at all. Actually, he threw it softer. Was it really whack? It was so whack.

Pretty whack. But you know what? Innovation always looks whack when it first starts. Hit this, Clemmer. We need this, Clemmer. Clemmer. Looks good. Oh, my God.

Didn't hit, though. Positive thinking. Clemmer is now at one point. If Clemmer can hit a ping, he might not have to grill. Oh, sass. So close to a ping, sass. But sass officially not grilling. He's got eight points unless he throws it over.

Don't throw it over. Don't throw it over the roof, Sass. This is round nine. KB. Did his magic wear off? I think he just did enough, and I think that's all KB was trying to do. Oh, climber!

Get off the deck. He did it. You get it? No, I didn't get it. Oh, too honest. You could have lied. Lie. All right, so Clemmer, if you get a ping and a catch,

you are tied with Tommy for a throw off to grill. Sass here, he has eight. Just don't throw it over, Sass, and he'll be okay oh he almost pings sass was sass was a very respectable nine yeah he could have sneakily been in the wild card conversation yeah with one ping he only had one round that he did not that last round yeah did better than me oh no he's at 13. It doesn't matter. He's already won. Is that a feat of strength that you wanted to do?

Nick, you are so close to the winning score of this round. 13 is going to end up doing it. Clemmer, line this up. Line this up, Clemmer. Focus up. Here it is for everything. Come on. Oh.

I went down this way. Woo! Fuck! Clemmer chucks the ball. All right. Dejection. Absolutely pissed. He might slug Tommy.

Go slug Tommy. Clemmer, come here. That actually, though, will potentially hurt KB if we, depending on how we make the groups of six. I don't know how we're going to do that. Yeah, it is interesting. He has 13. Yeah, we should be the... It's in there. Oh, okay. It's in there. Alright. And Tommy

has pledged to help grill. I'm removing myself because I'm up. Good luck. Good luck. Finally, folks, the group of death. What's the order here? The group of death. We have it as che jerry big cat but in fact it's big cat jerry che which means that che has the chance to hold his future in his hands now ron if you recall che did ask us what happens if one of us is the best ever

meaning himself and he has the chance to prove that today i think there's a good chance that he could wind up being the best ever right now jerry's not gonna wear a jersey i think i i have the highest score right now and i'm far from the best ever i'm bleeding jerry's not gonna wear a jersey yeah he's sober anthony's wild card looking still pretty good anthony with the 18. So are we done? Yeah, you're done. So what would need to happen for Anthony not to get a wild card right now is both of these guys in second and third place to score over 18 points. We would need 19s from both competitors. Otherwise, Anthony does have a wild card spot,

and that would be a hell of a high-scoring round. We'd need multiple pings from multiple players, but if anyone can do it, it's this group right here. Yeah, I wouldn't be complaining seeing a round like that. I think we're going to send it over to TJ and Clemmer right now. Nice. Pick his brain. All right, we got Clemmer here.

What happened, man? Oh, just the one that went over the roof. If I don't get that, I think I end up with, let's say I catch that one. I have nine, and I'm fine. Like, not good, obviously, but it's tough when you throw it. You don't know how close it is in the pipe. I heard people react like it was close, but I don't know. So frustrating.

A lot of people doubted you coming into today. I think you proved them right. No, I feel horrible. I feel like I let down all the old people, all the skinny people. I don't know. Not good. Not good. No, I proved the doubters correct today. You know, you just hope, you know, rebound and maybe another time, another roof, another day. All right. Well, we appreciate you coming out. Looks like you're gonna be cooking us some food unless somebody really screws up in this last round. Enjoy that high noon. Can you get small in front of the booth for us, please? I'm praying for mini balls over the roof here

That's great, all right back to you guys in the booth I bet they have finesse, though. They may have finesse, but they're going to try to pelt that pole. They want to be able to have you hear it. They don't want to hear it. You need to hear it, otherwise there will be controversy. You're right. You're right. These guys want to destroy the home. Shout out to Chris Clemmer in Camouflage, or as he calls it, Pinstripes. Freaking around. You ready? I think we're ready. Oh, collarbones and two. Freaking around.

You ready? I think we're ready. Oh, yeah, we're ready. It's on you. It's the group of death. Big Cat's up. I'll be keeping score. Big Cat looks like he's going for a little bit of a left side approach.

Interesting technique. I don't think we've seen it so far. Oh, no. It'll be significantly harder to catch. It'll be extremely hard to catch. Oh, fuck. He's starting off with a zero. Fuck. I don't like to see that, and I don't think he expected that at all think that's that's gonna be so

in our next wild card spot is actually Adam who came in second in the first grouping so he's hoping that these guys all all Oh, what a catch! We'll call that a catch for Jerry. Stephen Che. Self-proclaimed people's champ. Che, see, just dangerous to come in to close. You got this. And I don't know if that's a catch.

No catch. Zero. Team death. The best in the world. Big Cat looking to skip it left to right, it seems. Okay, clean catch from Big Cat. Team of death. More like team of death, because I'm not hearing any pings. Jerry almost went over. Jerry just riding.

Oh, he's lost. He's lost. He lost. The roof lost. Height, height, too short. He lost. The roof is a tricky mystery. Everybody's theory. Jerry blaming his genetics on reasoning. Too short.

Too short. That's good. Hey, pretty ball, but... Jerry gets on the board for the first time. Yep. Hopped right over. Damn close to a pin. Oh, no. First time? Yup. Ooh! Hopped right over. Nope! Damn close to a pin.

Oh no! Fuck! On the deck. Goose egg. And it's through one to one to one. Bad! These boys better start scoring. Bad! Team Death struggling out the gate.

Oh, everybody gets a... Boys, are you fucking bored? Yeah! Is that close? Team Death throwing a goose egg after goose egg. Yeah, what's pretty good. Boys, I'm fucking bored. Is that close? I saw you death throwing a goose egg after goose egg. Yeah, what's the score here? One to one to one. It's bad, it's bad.

And everyone has it. Oh, no, we have a team of death. Kyle, get over here. Damn it. Even the baby's laughing. There we go. I can't see it. Kyle get over here Even the baby's there you guys Can't see it. Yeah, and there's J with a catch and he takes a lead. That's two for him Big cat that's one through four

Collectively this is the word start. I'm already out. Every other group people have had pings. You might want to start warming up that grill, brother. Jerry, go around. Go in the scenic route. This is getting ugly. Horrible round. Team death at the upset of the century. He said, there it is. Oh, no. He said, there it is.

Oh, no. He said, there it is. There it is. Quick reset. After four rounds, it's one to one to two. Day in the lead. Someone's winning it. So close.

If anyone goes over the roof, Clamor might be able to breathe a little easier. But that's Big Pat's second point. That's a ping. I think that might have pinged. I think so. That was definitely a ping. That's a ping. That's a ping.

You got it. That was a ping, Jeremy. Ping, come on. That's a ping. Everybody said ping. I'll say ping. Nobody said no. He said ping.

Oh, that's good. Che needs a catch here. Left, right. How are we going to catch that? What round are we in? So we're at the top of the six right now. It's Jerry six, Che three, Big Cat two. Big Cat's going to need to start catching.

Hit that pole, boys. I like that. I like that. Nope. Three. Fuck! Jerry closes quick. This is so disappointing. We're going to need some pings here, fellas.

Jerry with the only ping of the round. Steven Chase steps up cocky. That's going to need some pings here, fellas. Barry with the only ping of the round. Stephen Che steps up cocky. That's going to be an impossible catch. Stephen Che's probably... Close, close. Impressively close. It's a little bit too soft on the throw, so it comes off with a bounce instead of a skip, and it throws off his entire catch.

The Jews are all left-handed here because they have the... Nope. Big Cat goes all the way around the world. his entire catch. Who's all left-handed here? Because they have the... Nope. Oh, wow. Big Cat goes all the way around the world. Fuck! So Harry's the only left-handed one that we have, I think, right? Yes.

I mean, how can I not pick? You should be. Great flag. What do you do lefty? Right frisbee. You're right. Oh, that was good. I scored one there.

Yeah. Yeah, I got you. I'm so bad. It's all right. Stay in it. Stay in it. Oh, that looks good. I scored one there. Yeah. Yeah, I got you. I'm so bad. It's all right. Stay in it. Stay in it. There's a lot of game left.

Somebody's going to go over. You're going into round eight right now. Three throws to go. Three throws to go. It's 8-4-8. There's a lot of game left. Oh, it was right there. It's left.

He's actually helping him out. What are you guys helping? What was that? No competitiveness. Fuck. Eight. Eight. Eight right there. Left. What was that? No competitiveness. Fuck!

Right, Max? That's going to be a no-go. Oh, no. He's going to be cut. That's how you get cut. Adam, you want to hop on the mic and shed some insight? I'm a little tense right now. My wild card score is hanging in the balance here.

You got it, though. All right. Boo-boo? That was round seven? That was round eight. Oh, shit. Two more. Wait, I didn't go to more.

You're up. You're up. I got a ping. Anybody's game. I got a ping. I'm not going to lie. Yeah, you need these guys. You need no one to ping.

If no one pings, you're safe going into this next round. And, Che, this is two more throws each. It's Big Cat 5, Jerry 8, Stephen Che 4. Yeah. What do you think? Oh, wow. That's a robbery, man. He needs to catch that.

Fuck! Big Cat is going to need to hit on his lastucky. He needs to catch that. Fuck! Big Cat is going to need to hit on his last one. He's gotta win this game, yeah, that's where it is now. Dammit. Jerry with a nine spot. Come on, Che, make something happen. He's throwing from so deep, he's got a great looking ball, it's just not bouncing for him.

Oh! That just skimmed the paint. You're gonna call that a paint? Yeah! Wow! Whoa, that was a ping? Yeah! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! That was a ping?

Hell no. Did I hit the back of the ping? No, I didn't see it. I didn't see it. Mike's saying yes. No way. What? Do we get a replay?

I'm calling yes up there, too. Ping? The guy with the stripes said ping. Sounds like it's a ping. He did not even look. I didn't even look like it came close to a ping. So right now, we have it as a ping, unless they're going to. Oh my god, I'm gone. Mike's giving it a ping. So right now we have it as a ping.

Mike's giving it a hit. A symbol for ping. Ping. We have ping for sure. So it's going into this last round. It's Big Cat 6, Jerry 9, Stephen Che 10. So Big Cat needs to hit if he wants to have any chance of winning this round, making it into the finals or into the next round. I really want to check.

Shit. Nope. Oh, he hit the other one. What a catch. Catch by Big Cat. Whoa! Nice! I mean, this is a game that makes you run high.

I mean, that was a great defense. Flag on the ground. But there is a flag down. I'll take the unsported. I don't even know if I can play anymore. Come on, Jerry. Let's go here. So it's 9-10. So Jerry needs a catch to tie and a ping to...

Come on, Jer. It looks like I got it. No. So needs to catch. He needs to catch. No. Che wins. So as long as Che doesn't go over. I'm winning the group right now?

You will have won the group if you don't go over. This is the last round? Yes. The last round. Don't draw over. He's going to go real short. And there it is. I don't think that was a fake.

11 points for Steve and Che. 9 for Jerry. And 7 for Big Cat. And that gives us a very clear picture of what's going to be happening. Moving on is Stephen Che from this bracket. Moving on from group 3 is KB. Moving on from my group is me, and moving on from the first group is Max. Now we have two wild cards. Anthony, the homeowner, with the high wild card score

of 18 points we'll be moving on to the group of six and adam the founder of the sport my teeth by the skin of his teeth has made it in the group of death terrible terrible that was a pathetic performance for me i'm not gonna make excuses like did, but I probably shouldn't have eaten all those mushrooms last night, but no excuses. That was a tough showing. What do you think it was for you guys? Why, why you weren't able to get a good line on anything? It's like, as soon as it gets to round five and you have no pings, you just start to panic and just not be able to hit that thing was probably the biggest disappointment appointment in my entire life. I mean, you were talking about what it was going to be like in that round of six. No, but listen, here's the thing, and this credits you, Adam.

This is a really fun game. I'm mad that I can't keep playing. That's really where the disappointment comes from. It's not even like, oh, I thought I was going to win. I just wanted to keep playing because it's fun. So that hurts a lot. A lot, a lot. An absolute blast to be playing out here.

Hold Twitter saying no ping from Shane. Hold Twitter. No ping? Hold Twitter. Hold Twitter is saying no ping. Guys, I think it was no ping. I think it was no ping. What does it change?

Hold Twitter. Interesting, Jerry. Why don't we do a throw off? Who's the ref? Wait a minute. Let's find. Okay. Where's the proof?

I want to see the ping. I saw the ping. But Jerry got screwed. there was no pin. There's a lot of evidence from the angle, but it was a pin. It was a pin, so I mean, it really comes down to that thing. Jay, would you be man enough to do a throw-off? Against who? Jerry.

I mean. Okay. I wouldn't have. He's not man enough. Not a man, not a man, a real boy. A throw-off, what are the ten throws? No, five throws. Head-to-head. I'd't have. He's not man enough. Not a man. Not a man. He's a real boy. A throw. What are the ten throws? No, five throws. Head to head.

I'd say one. One? I'll do one. Call it a toss off. Wait, do you need proof that it didn't ping? Yeah. Right, yeah, that's the tough part. What's the best angle?

If you have it. Yeah, if it didn't ping, I'd pull it. This is even more disappointing because I was so bad, I'm not even in a controversy. Like, I would love to just be in a bad. I'm not even in the controversy Okay, we're gonna pull it up right here here's chase throw interesting angle Tough light bounces left to right. Where's the pink? Oh, yeah, right there. I don't know never a pink I don't know maybe we can run it back. Maybe we a ping. I don't know. Maybe we can run it back. But from the depth of that angle, you can't tell if it hits, goes over.

Right there. I don't know. Not even close. Not even close. What is it? It's definitely close. It's a drone camera. Definitely extremely close. But also, at the same time, not close.

It didn't work like it. Yeah. I think they should do a throw-off. I think it's first to ping. Could be or won't. I'll do first to ping. First to ping? No other rules?

There's only one ping in that whole game, though. No other rules. It depends on what Che wants to do. It's up to you. Yeah, just straight up ping. Catches don't matter first to ping. I mean, this could be 20 minutes. Who knows?

It could be one minute. All right. Could be your first throw. I mean, this could be 20 minutes. Who knows? It could be one minute. All right. Could be. That would be your first throw. I mean, so you should get to throw first since you're in question. And if you hit it on your first one, then it's over. No, then you have to ping. No, it's a match.

You have to ping. All right. Yeah. Okay. You go over. What? What if you go over? No, it doesn't matter.

Nothing, just ping. So this is a ping. We're having a ping off? We're having a ping off. It's first to ping. First to ping. First to ping. Second throw gets redemption. Nothing. Just pings. So this is a ping. We're having a ping off? We're having a ping off. It's first to ping. First to ping. First to ping. Second throw gets redemption.

Yep. First to ping. Who's throwing first? Jay. I'll go first. You want to go first? First to ping. First to ping.

It's got to be a conclusive ping. Everyone get their eyes on the ping. We need angles. We need multiple angles. We need the on-roof angle. Seriously, yeah. Someone's got to climb up there. We need a GoPro up there.

Oh, yeah. Why don't we just... Is it a good angle up there? Oh, I'll go up on the roof for theof angle. Seriously, yeah, someone's gotta climb up there. We need like a GoPro up there. Is it a good angle up there? Oh, I'll go up on the roof for the other rounds. Yeah, no, I'll go up there for the other rounds. I can go up there. Yeah, that'd be fun. Okay, so Steven says he'll go up there. Maybe he's admitting that he didn't get it. Yeah, we're good to go. This is a throw-off right now. First to ping.

I'll go up. Nick, hop on here. So Big a club. They cop on here. So Big Cat's going to get on the roof. Just be careful, Dan. Now, Adam, have you ever had... Wait, wait, wait. Oh, so many times. The biggest one was we actually inadvertently only played... Oh, yeah, we got it.

...in one game. We had to restart... Homeowners look extremely nervous. I'll just call Morgan and Morgan. You got nothing else to do. 2011 RFA Cup, quite the scandal. 2011 RFA Cup. Has this ever come to blows?

Has anybody ever engaged in fist to cuffs? No, it's such an individual story. You're only mad at yourself. Usually not mad at yourself. Now, Big Cat was really upset with himself, and now we're letting him on a roof? I mean, I wouldn't, but I don't know who's going to stop him. I'm taking video, too. I got fire here.

No fire here. Really, I'd be worried about the stress. I have one of stop him. I'm taking video, too. I got a fire here. No fire here. Really, I'd be worried about the stress. I have one of these. I had one of these every day. When was this last re-roofed is a good question. Yeah, we're good to go. So Stephen Che. Do you have an umbrella policy?

I hope so. It's all right. I won't sue you. Thank you. He just signed a waiver from the roof. Wait, Che's beginning. So there it is, Che. Almost over. He's going to do from the roof. Wait, Che's beginning. So there it is, Che.

Almost over. He's going to do it. Doesn't matter. Yeah. Catch by the cameraman. Nice catch. Right now. Walk off.

Want me to rebound? He's got that rightward spin. No. How does it feel being in the final? Were you worried? Oh, there it is. There it is. I can answer.

I can answer. I'm sure he there it is. I can answer. I can answer. Jerry gets one throw. You can answer. Yeah, Jerry, you get a throw. Redemption. Jerry? Oh. What's going on?

No pain. And Stephen Chase says, ball don't lie. He'll be meeting you guys in the round of six. Ball lie. I think we just keep him at 11, right? That confirms that he got the ball. That confirms he got the ball. Yeah, I like that. That was cosmic justice.

Yeah, that's all that was, cosmic justice. So we have our six. That was the most firm ping of the day. So how are we going to seed these last? You take the six people that qualified, and then you seed them by their score. Okay. You can see one, four, six in the first game, two, three, five in the second game. Got it, got it, got it.

So what's the order of the one, four, and six? We can figure it out here. Grab your scorecards. Well, so that doesn't necessarily matter. We got to stand by. Let's grab these first two scorecards. All right. I've done this a few times.

I feel like the winner should go second. Should be in the second group. How many points did you have, man? 18. Well, in the second group. How many points did you have, man? 18. Well, the three highest guys. Well, the overall winner was Rowe. So he's the one seed. Rowe's the one seed.

Okay, so I got myself in there. So two seed is, well, we have two 18s. DJ, does my mic work up here? Max is the two. All right, I'll stay on ping duty. And then Anthony's the three. Be careful, please. And what's our next

high score after that? 13, the winner, KBV, the four. I'm terrified. I'm the five. She fired it. Doing this math, I'd just like to thank you for watching this program. C-H-E-A-H.

That's all you got. Okay, so here are the groupings. So here are the groupings. In the semis of game one, it'll be me, KB, and Che. All winners of our groups, the one, the four, and the six. And then in game two of the semis, it will be Max, Anthony, and Adam. So Max, after winning his group anthony as the third highest score tied for second highest score but he didn't win and then adam

as the final wild card shouldn't the number one score be with the two worst you have to be worse than the third yeah i'm fine with this. Yeah, I like that grouping. Force! What is it? I mean... So it's going to be you, Max, and Adam in the second heat. I was going to say, that's a wrap. Is there three people in the final or two? Three in the final.

So two winners and a wild card. Two winners and a wild card. So the scoring still matters even if you don't win. The scoring will be absolutely paramount. So first up is Roan KVN. He's down in the row. All right, let's get it. Adam, good luck.

Thank you. Roan, good luck, too. Does someone want to hop in here on the broadcast? Tommy? Tommy, a little Sasquatch? It's me, KB, and you. Oh, okay. Boys, come to the booth.

Tap me in. What a production here today. This is the most crystal clear camera I've ever seen. The me in What a production here today. This is the most crystal-clear camera. I've ever seen The boys in the booth got here early shallots everybody in there besides TGA No, this production is oh, yeah, you know what I'm gonna send the camera over to TJ for an interview Hi Jersey Jerry, TJ. I'm listening coming up to Clem around the patio here. How we doing with the grill? Did I accept the ping off? I had a little technical issue at first.

Did I lose the ping off? The first burner was working fine. That's here nor there. Andy, can you help me with the other two? There should have never been a ping ever in the first place. Four to five hundred degrees. There should have been no ping. I have no idea where the food is.

I was told to get the grill ready, so this is my work station. The only two people that say they stole it is TJ. I don't know. I have no idea. Big Cat got everything. I don't know. I have no idea. I don't know how to say this the right way. Does he look like a ref? Like a real ref?

Everything. You don't look like Ed Hockenley to me. It's the easiest thing ever. I'm confident in Clemmer. If he has roof ball ability. Of course. My whole life story. I just get fucked.

No, that's my story. I only had one car. Oh, hey, we can practice here. DJ, I'm still good up here? I'm saying my mic. Does raw meat need refrigerated or can you just keep it in a garage? Short toss. I think there's a rule.

You're gonna stay up there? I think that garage was damn near steaming. Wind's picking up. Did I just waste my best throw of the day? You might have. It's on the ground. He laid it on the ground. I will not be eating any burgers.

Why? Why will you not be eating my burgers? He left it in a hot garage. It's not about you. Alright, that's fine. Here he comes with the two bags of meat for Plemmer to make. Dude, that was a hell of a ping. Thanks.

Steven, come on. What are you arguing about? If you hit the ping, right, you would have been ecstatic. I can't see it. You never hit it. I can't. You know as soon as you throw a ball, you go for the rebound. Follow your shot. That's not my problem.

You got cheese. There we go. Jerry, alternate angle from Zah. I don't do that anymore. I hold it with one hand. Like this. Yeah, we'll just chop it up. What are your initial thoughts here? Fun game, we're all out.

Fun game, having fun. Wish I was still in. Wish there was like a toilet bowl round. Yeah, I agree. Like double elimination. Yeah. Yeah. I was just disappointed like Big Cut said we can't play anymore.

I just like to play. I like to play. I don't get to play often. All work and no play makes Harry a dull boy. Yeah, who are we waiting for? Yeah, let's start. Roan, KB, and Che. Who do you guys have out of these three?

Roan, KB, and Che. KB is pretty solid. I don't know if KB really has the will to win, though. I don't really know if he wants to win as bad as Roan does. I'd almost argue he doesn't. I think he actually, yeah. He wants to get as far away from all of us as he can. I will say, I don't think we've seen the best of Stephen Che yet. He ended on

such a high note. See if he can carry over that momentum. He's got the momentum of getting off on his side. I think Che and Roan are definitely coming in with more of a competitive advantage. Literally bleeding. Literally bleeding. Look at that. I don't know if we're allowed to show blood on YouTube.

You boys are all live, mic'd up, ready to go. How much did he lose by? Or just one, right? And first throw belongs to Adam Ferron. Good to go? I think so. KB really filling out that sweatshirt. I mean, that thing is just begging. Begging to be bigger. Ferron's cold. Really bad first throw.

What's the order? Roan is cold. Roan starting off with a zero. Someone's keeping. I'll keep score. Okay. Tommy will keep score. Yeah.

Who's up? The next up is? You, KB. KB, no swag. I feel like I should have been able to go last. Roan already angry about the order. Coming out hot. KB

in a perfect first throw. Extremely close to a win. I feel a lot of pressure keeping score. K's hot. K coming in. Big Cat. Big Cat, are you waving now?

No. Up to Big Cat on the roof. We've received word from the roof that it is, in fact, no pin. Roan coming in. Ooh. It just died in its tracks. A couple goose eggs for Roan. A couple goose eggs for Roan. Is that two O's?

Two O's for Roan to start off. Not good. Not good. Not good at all. You can tell by his walk back that injury might be getting to him. It would be smart for him to start playing it up right now. Very slow walk back. Yeah. Here?

Yeah. Looks like Roan is playing some sort of mental game. Kyle with the sidearm. KB looking great. Oh, what a catch. Wow, what a snag. What a snag. Whitted the bush.

KB going with a very nonchalant style. Nope. Just short of the ping. The way Stephen Chay throws makes me angry for some reason. Everything he does makes me angry. I think it's more the jog back that infuriates me. Boring round so far. No pings.

The chat is saying we won. That's bad. That will all but do it, I would say, for Roan. He's got to do the walk of shame around the house. He is now at negative five. That is not good. house. He is now at negative five. That is not good. Roan starting off zero, zero, minus five.

Get Jerry on a mic real quick. Jerry? People are requesting for Jerry to be microphone. Oh, my God, there's a B, there's a B. Jersey Jerry, welcome to the booth. What are your thoughts? Bullshit. Yeah?

KB requested you to be on the mic. When I say this, okay. Oh, you got thoughts. Steven Shea, right? He claims he pinged it, right? Oh, he did? I hit a ping. I know I hit the ping.

He never knew he hit the ping. You have to know when you hit the ping. You have to know when it comes off your hand that you know. It was blatantly not a ping. Blatantly. It was blatantly not a ping. I confirmed it from that angle, too. I mean, I saw it from straight on.

I watched the ball pass. Everyone straight didn't see it. Everyone on the side did see it. That's because they didn't have a good angle on it. They couldn't see where it would hit. Maybe with a one. So I'm out. You're still taking it?

We're out. I'm out. We're good. Yeah, we're out for good. Are you out too, Nick? Yep. Who are we rooting for? I'm not rooting for Shea, that's for sure.

Yeah, yeah. You're at KB3, Shea 2, Roan negative 5. Roan has quite the hole to get out of. Oh! Oh! No ping! No ping and Big Cat is now shirtless. What's his mic connected to?

His nipples? Necklace or chest hair? His nipples. His nipples are on the side. No. Shea trying to ring again. Oh. His nipples. Nah, his nipples are on the side. Hurry up, bro. What? Hurry up. No. Shay trying to rig again.

Rone desperately needs a ping to stay in this. Oh! Oh! No ping! Looked like Shay's, no ping. And he gets it. I mean, he's too fast on his feet to miss those. Shay, that could go over. That might be... Ooh. Throwing it really hard. No, and then nothing.

For a guy to hit the ping in the first round, as he claims he should have another ping by now. He should have another ping, Jerry. It doesn't add up. It doesn't add up at all. Those low ones are close. Yeah, that might be the way to go. Yeah.

Aim low, roll up. And Roan isn't out of it. Even though he's at negative 3, he's not even close to being out of it. The score is Roan negative 3, KB 4, Stephen Che 2. KB in the lead. Don't give up yet, Roan. Tommy, what round is it? This is the fifth round.

Fifth round. This game is just getting started. Oh, bad bounce. Oh, got a good bounce there. Right, right, right. Wow! He did that on purpose. Don't fall for this. Don't fall for this. He's just showing off at this point.

He wanted to do a stunt. Just a horrendous throw from Shade. Shade's really struggling. How did he ever boot? Three straight goose eggs for sure. Three straight. Wow. They do, I mean they say a roof ball is 99% mental.

And Shade's like, I'm not gonna do that. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. Three straight goose eggs for KB. Three straight. Wow.

I mean, they say a roof ball is 99% mental. And Che is struggling with that 99%. Close. Roan with a catch. A catch with a close from the roof top. Negative two. How many rounds left? Right back in this.

This is the sixth round. Negative two for Roan, five for KB, and two for Stephen Che. Stephen Che has three zeros in a row. Smith on two. I like that. That's going to fall short. What round are we in? One of the better big tangles.

It's like that J. Cole album cover. Che just shoved Roan to the side. No clash. No. No pings. No pings. Another no ping. He's celebrating his cat.

He needed that. Come on, Roan. Sorry. Come on, Roan. Sorry. Come on, Roan. That is dangerous. Dangerously close. This would be great. Let's make history. But Roan's still inching his way back into this game.

Oh, nah. Short. Short. And the throw was short, too. I think KB might be playing safe ball. He is. I don't think KB's really in a position to be playing safe ball. He's only up by three. One ping changes this game entirely.

When you play safe ball, they say pigs get fat and hogs go to slaughter, Zach. Yep. Wow, Shay. Now, it's interesting. You heard Shay call the ping right away. And last time. Last round, he didn't. I'm just saying that. Good ping from Shay. That was a good ping. the ping right away. And last round he didn't. I'm just saying that.

Good ping from Shay. That was a good ping. Good ping from Shay. Can I get a score? Yeah, yeah. It's updating right. How many for Shay? You're down by one, Kyle.

Ronan, you're still in it. What round is this? That's a ping. That's a ping. Ronan, be there. Be there's a pink. Be there. Be there. Be there. Be there.

Nice. It's out of this hole. Wow. Five points. Wow. It is now six points, but five total points. Okay. Who saw that coming?

Oh, wow. This guy is just – What was that? All up in our space. What's the score? It is Stephen Che. Oh. Oh.

Can I switch that a little bit? What was that? One for Kyle. One for Kyle. I like that call. Stephen Che. I like that call. That's five.

Eight, eight, five. Yeah, it's KB, eight, Roan, five, Che, eight, and about to throw in the bottom of the eighth. Oh, we're only in the eighth? We're starting out the eighth right now, and it is a tight. The last throw of the eighth. The last throw of the eighth. I don't know what the bottom is.

I'm not a baseball guy. And I'm not gay. Did you just say ping? No. He died. Right in front. Staying in the lead now with nine. Come on Rowan Oh

It's going to be hard to get He doesn't want to hurt his other knee He's playing scared This is huge for KB The breeze is picking up. So I need ping to even. 5, 8, 9. Rowan taking his time.

Penultimate round. You started bleeding to copy me? Rowan trying to play mind games. Oh, wow. That was payoff. KB has won in every single round so far. A ping would really, really apply pressure. And that's not bad.

Over! Over! Over! Over! No! You hate to see that. Over. You hate to see it.

Wow. Oh, my God. Justice for Jerry. Oh, my God. That was choke city. Choke job. All he had to do was ride it out. That's all he had to do.

Jerry, you seem upset. All I will say is is Carmen never loses an address Never does Never does An address Never does Look here he comes walking back Walk of shame

Stephen Che has four points He's actually not out of it he's not he's only one behind roan a ping would would be detrimental here time to be legendary time to be legendary time to be legendary wow come on oh oh okay that's fine no. Oh! And he didn't catch it. That's detrimental. And he didn't catch it. Rowan finishes with a five. If KB goes over, Roan will be in the lead.

What? Yes. Che has what? Che has four. You have nine. What are the scores? Nine, five, four. KB, Roan, Che. Che, my plate is safe. Just go for the point. That's what he's going to do, I would assume.

If I don't want to. Great catch from Kyle. That was huge for Kyle. 10 for Kyle. Che's still with the option to tie it up. Yeah, he will. He will. He'll take the safe route here. Think it. Win this thing. It's like when you go bowling and it's like a half-perfect game. All spares.

Yup. Oh my gosh. That's a tie. Yes! Look, he told you! He said time to be legendary. Time to be legendary. I hate you so much.

You do not question me. Just regular scoring. One-on-one throw-off now. Oh, this is a tie now? Tie. 10-10. Should we take a breather? A little breather?

Wait, so, but there's a wild card in this round, too. So 10 counts as their score? Oh, right. Yeah, but they throw off to determine the winner. Winner, yeah. But we have three people going to the finals. Yeah. Yeah, no, that's the wild card.

So 10 is your score for the wild card. Right. If the loser of this, 10 is your score. Is this regular scoring or ping off? Regular scoring. Regular scoring. How many rounds was it? One.

One round. First would be KB. Oh, we just do it once? Those burgers smell phenomenal. What if they're tied again? That would be good. Yeah, one throw each. Oh, wait.

Regular scoring. Well, yeah, the scoring's done. 10-10 is the final. We're the real group of 10. Well, unless you tie, then you keep going. You go until there's a difference. We really were. But win the whole thing. Extra innings.

His voice is scary, doesn't it? I'm afraid to. There's a baffling amount of smoke coming off of that grill. I don't know what that is. He just opened it.

He opened the grill and disappeared. I'm not much of a grill master, but I assume that's normal because the smell is phenomenal. Can I throw? Can I throw? What's going on?

Should the smell be hitting us from here? I don't know. Yeah, how about all the bacteria that's going on? Should the smell be hitting us from here? I don't know He's burning I don't think They were in there for a half an hour think they're like covered in bacteria They were in there for three hours If I don't go over I win I win you have like I don't go over, I win. If I don't go over, I have 11. If you would have won. All right, KB going with his sidearm style, which is one point.

And Shea could win it. There's some Italian sausage, too. All right, KB, with a one. Shea needs the ping. I don't think he's going to get it. Oh! Oh, he's got to get his impossible catch. He's got to catch it. He's got to catch it.

It's coming back. Oh, my God. What do we do? Do we go again? Again. Again. That was a lucky bounce.. He's coming back. Oh my god. What do we do? Do we go again? Again. Again.

That was a lucky bounce. Double overtime. Keep going. KB. Now Che goes first. He looks so uninteresting. Che, you got to go first. No, no.

Same thing. Oh, died right there. He gets that bounce, KB. Keep on catching them, Kyle. Slow and steady. Hey, we'll win it. Che's going over on this one. He wants it more, but.

He's going over. He's going over. He gets that bounce, KB. Keep on catching him, Kyle. Slow and steady. We'll win it. Jay's going over on this one. He wants it more, but. Is that over? No ping. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.

Going in again. Triple OT. Records five. The record's five OT. Can we see history today, folks? Oh, that's gonna be. Oh, he hit it. That's a ping. That part of the roof. Can we see history today, folks? Oh, that's going to be. Oh, he hit it. That's a ping.

That's a ping. That's a ping. He kissed it. That catch. And he kissed. He kissed. Can he do it again? Like that.

And he stares down K. Wow. KB. Great throw, KB. Likely proceed to the next round. I can't handle it. Just can't handle it. Oh, my God. Fingered. Oh, my God. round over time folks around for the this is. Ladies and gentlemen, we are heading into the war. And the energy here is phenomenal. Ping!

Oh, fucking ping. With the double ping, but he's, and he caught it. Wow, unbelievable. Pressure. Wow, KB. Look at his smirk. Look at that smirk. Pure torture if he gets this.

Game. Game. That's game. KB takes the win. KB, what a legend. Kyle Bauer. Appreciate it. Damn.

Good game, KB. That was great. Thank you. Great round. And here, it's down to the last three. It's down to the last three. How does that scoring work? So we're just at 10, right?

Yeah. It's been a while. Yeah, we're back cold as ice complaining about ice they're complaining uh adam would you like to take your take this spot here no no no i'm very speaking about cold as ice nick why don't you hand me one of those a boy down there the kids i think i can enjoy you're allowed no why don't you guess the flavor? Just chill on the beach. He's fine. He's good to be around. Wow, is that... Oh, a bunch of kiwi. Camera's not on, you can cheat.

Wow, is that kiwi? Adam? I'll have one too. He's going to wash down those crisp hockey puck burgers as well. After looking, it's peach. So I'm rooting for Anthony. I'm rooting for Anthony as well. It's Anthony's home.

He's from our group. That's a lot of pressure. Yeah, he was from our group. It turns out our group was truly the group of death. Two high scores. I'm rooting for you too. Do I go pee? No pressure.

Go pee outside, Tommy. I will pee. And Booth, will you turn on Tommy's mic while he pees? I'm not going to struggle. Hey, Kate. Hear that high mean. Everybody's hanging out. Lying out of his penis. Hear that stream out of his penis. There's the camera. Here's the piss cam. And so it's been a while since Max and Adam even got to play. They were in the very first game, and now there have been five games in between. Tommy heading straight for the main road. I really hope. Looking for his piss location. I really hope we show his penis in 4K.

This is the clearest camera of all time. So who gets in trouble if we show his penis in 4K? He does. EJ does? I think Tommy. It would be Tommy that would get in trouble. Why was your dick out on camera in the first place? The only one helicoptering his cock willy-nilly.

It's weird. Two now? Yeah. Are we going to start off the final round of Swaggo first? Six. Eloquent way for me to put it. Come on, Max. Be a legend, Max.

Be a legend, Anthony. Oh. Oh, Max. Be a legend, Anthony. Oh, no. Oh, wait. Did you drop that? Max, don't choke. I don't really trust myself. Anthony with a quick throw. There it is, Anthony.

One doesn't hurt. Anthony, uh, looks like he has some fresh ink on his tricep. Adam coming in on his right tricep. That is a one for Adam for the first. Max with a zero. Anthony with a one.

Adam with a one. Max. Oh, it stopped in its tracks. He's begging for that pinning, but he will finish with a one. Should we let Tommy take over? Oh, that's shit. Scorekeeping? Scorekeeping, yeah.

Anthony, get over for that, Anthony. He does. That's one for Anthony. So that's, he's a, yeah. Is that the first thing, the zero you wrote? Yes. That wasn't me, that was Ron. That was Sass.

That's terrible. Here's Adam's throw. Bouncy throw. Can he get to it? That was sass. Here's Adam's throw. Bouncy throw, can he get to it? That's a no. Thank you. French onion burgers are up. French onion burgers are up? That makes me think that there's an onion patty.

Well that's like,'m saying four burgers. Halved in onion and served on the bone. I got four more coming, relax, relax. French style. It's gonna take time boys. It's a brioche. Oh, pounces you right over. Extremely close to a ping, Big Cat's waving no ping.

No ping. No ping? No ping. Just receives word from Big Cat that that was a bingo. Oh no! Almost missed the roof right there. Yeah. Big Cat's smart taking the ball. There it is, Anthony!

Overcast is the best time to get tanned. You get laughed at if you miss the roof. I felt it happening. That's looking like a dead, perfect throw from... No ping! Sometimes those lofty throws will have so much bounce that they won't get the requisite little... Can't read where it should go.

It's on line. Little hop skip in the jump. See, that's what you want. That's what you want. The skipper. No pick. He's at the peak of the roof though. As he watches it crash down.

Max, you're choking. Shut up! Max two, Anthony three, Adam one. It's anyone's game right now. Oh. Go get it, Anthony. Go get it. Oh. Go get it. Oh, that is going to be a zero.

That's the founder, Adam. Oh, shit. We have one. Sorry, sorry, sorry. We have to wonder if the jet lag is getting to him. He hasn't eaten since he's been here. Anthony, three. Max, two.

Adam, one. You're on the fifth round. You're on the fifth round. Bacon cheddar burgers. Thank you for the bacon cheddar burgers. Someone has to eat those. Max following his throw. Calmly catches it.

Anthony, all you have to do is chip away. Anthony looking with what could have been a ping. Someone's got to get a ping in this game. That's all right. He takes the lead right back from where it was. That doesn't look like it's going to. There it was. Mmm, that doesn't look like it's gonna... There it is! And I'm wrong, and it's a ping, and he's going for six, and that is a clean six. A clean six for Adam.

Good ping. Hoping to get one. Good ping. He goes from one to seven in the blink of an eye. It might be a hot poll, though. You know, once one starts hitting, couple start hitting That's how it was last game when KB and Shea were going back and forth Not a muscle, not that big No ping

Left, left, left That was tough Fuck That was tough to see for Anthony And so now Anthony's in second place Anthony needs to get to an 11 He needs to get to an 11. He needs to get to an 11 if he wants to make it as a second wild card. He's going to need to start pinging.

No ping. Dangerously close to a ping. No catch. Too much right hand spin. What's our score, Tommy? Get a ping. Come on. Pull, Max.

Anthony and Max with four. Adam with seven. Anthony and Max with four. Start of the seventh round. Oh, that was right on line. He's coming back. Jump off the ledge. Oh, my God.

Damn! That was so close, Max. It was cooler when Kyle did it. He was. Kyle did catch it. Oh. Oh. No ping.

How is that not a thing? So good. No ping. How close on Anthony? You got this, Anthony. Lock in, Anthony. This is where it becomes a mental game. This is where the reps come into play.

Oh. Adam. It should be a clean one. No ping. All right, so how many more throws? Can we get a score update, Tommy? Okay. Three more throws. We are going into the eighth round.

Adam has eight. Max and Anthony have four each. Three more throws each. Eight. What do you think to get to the wild card? 11 to get to the wild card. 11 or a 10. 10 to force a tie.

10 will get another throw off. Jerry, can you grab me a burger? Anthony, we're going to need to hit one, brother. I'm going to take out Zop there. Max is cold as ice. Anthony, deep breath. Let him clear out the way. One of our slower games.

All you can really hope for is an exciting ending, which we've been blessed with. Oh! Ping! No ping? No ping. Right on the side. Wow.

Oh, I hit the base. Base doesn't count. Base doesn't. A lucky... Who's this guy, Anthony? I'll defer to the guy on the roof. That's my brother-in-law. Get out of here!

Kick him out, TJ! I'm a massive shit-talker. No ping! The safety of the roof, you can talk shit to TJ. I'm a massive shit talker. No pin. The safety of the roof, you can talk shit to anybody. All right, so two more throws. Two more throws. Got it. Anthony, you got this.

Breathe, breathe. Hey, hey, hey. Adam 8, Anthony 5, Max 4. Round 9. I'm smelling some pings. Don't go over. Over? He got scared by the flag.

Minus five. Match has negative one. You want me to wait until he gets it? Yes, yes, yes. Wait for it to all reset. It all comes down to a two-man game right now. Burger hang-off. It is between Anthony and Adam and famous, famous French onion.

If Anthony can hit this, he will have vaulted himself to the top of this board and all but guaranteed himself a spot in the final. That's right, Adam. If he misses, then we'll see a rematch of Che, KB, and apparently as of now, Adam. Who do you have in that group of three? Well, I still believe in Anthony. Burgers are good! I love to see that on our poll card.

It's going to come down to Anthony's last throw. It's going to come down to Anthony's last throw. Guys, burgers are good. They're good? Receiving word from Big Cat, burgers are good. Just trace amounts of human flesh, just how clamor-like. No pain. Brought in from home.

Last round. He's dicing. Got a catch? Coming out with one. It's a catch. All right, so yeah, last round, Adam nine, Anthony six, Max negative one. We're looking at Anthony five on our screen here. Is that correct?

Oh, my God. I've got Anthony as a six. Oh, you're not even going to go for the catch, Max. He's sketchy even. Wait, so is Anthony a five or a six right now? Six. Six. So, Anthony needs a hit right here

This is his house It's time for him to remind everybody Be a legend Anthony I was cold It was bullshit How long was that So God damn close

Alright As long as Adam can't go over It's his game Adam comes right over to the booth and says, Oh, he's already shaking hands. It's the last throw, right? You have to beat this guy. Throw it over, throw it over.

Bounce over. One more. One more to finish it out at 10, 10, 7, negative 1. Is that our first negative finish? Or no, Clemmer had one. No, Clemmer got up to 2, I thought. That was our first negative finish. He could have bottomed out at a 0.

So we have our final three. The inventor of the game, Adam. KB, who played it safe the entire time, but when he needed to, hit the pole twice. And Stephen Chay, the self-proclaimed best player to ever play this game. Unbelievable. Sass, why don't you give us a hamburger review? And Stephen Che, the self-proclaimed best player to ever play this game. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Sass, why don't you give us a hamburger review?

I think I only got one, so you're the one. Maybe in a little bit. I have an order question. Yeah, yeah. So what's the order for the final? Because I hold score 10. In the game itself? Yeah.

Then I'm the one seed. The order for the final. I go first. So I'm the one, he's the two, he's the three. No, he went to catch us. He's doing the tiebreakers already. We didn't even have to. There we go.

Number of ping tiebreakers. So Adam will be going first because he's the number one seed because he won his division and hit a ping. Che will be going second. Championship round. Because he hit a ping. This is the championship round. Because he hit a ping. This is it. And this is for an invite to the U.S. Open of Roofball.

Che could not be more excited. KB. Oh, shit, I forgot to put chips on my burger. He forgot to put chips on his burger. Lucky dog. It doesn't really do anything. Did you have lettuce? So Tommy's going to go get himself a burger, but we're setting ourself up for a high stakes game of roof ball presented by High Noon. Man, is this stuff delicious. And it pairs nicely

with watching your friends do all the work while While they sweat over there, we watch these beautiful vessels sweat. I'm enjoying the peach, but I'm partial to any flavor. Guys. Can't wait for me, and my God, do I love it. Guys. Who are we thinking for the final right now? Who are you rooting for, and who would you handicap as the favorite?

Damn them, everyone. The whole team, they're rooting for. KB. I'm rooting for KB, I will say. I mean, KB, he's naturally been the best player today. KB is insanely competitive, but does he want to go to Oregon? KB says, hell no, he does not want to go obligated. So I think we've seen the purest moments from Stephen Che. Some of his throws have been absolutely miraculous, seeds that hit the pole without even a skip.

But when he's bad, he's among the worst players. We saw stretches of him in his first match where it was almost embarrassing. It's a jackal and hide situation. He's either good or dog shit. Sometimes he's good and sometimes he's pure dog shit. I thought that was a Danny Jackal joke at first. No. Nope, just like the old fairy tale.

What? We have to do the wheel. Ooh, we have to do the wheel. This is an episode of the Yak. What is the wheel going to look like today? I think the same as always. God damn it, there it is. Let's give it a spin. Let's go ahead and give that thing a spin That's the event would be devastating

But there are 60 people here to be on the wheel that is true and it is going to be dry There it is. Thank you. Thank you for tuning in to the wheel And they were really mad at me for the cinnamon challenge. Why I don't know people were like genuinely upset Why you get me being like I hate you so fucking much. You're such a me for the cinnamon challenge. Why? I don't know. People were, like, genuinely upset. Why? You did it. Like, DMing me being like, I hate you so fucking much. You're such a pussy with the cinnamon challenge. And I was like, damn, I didn't know that was happening.

But you did it. I know. But I guess I didn't do it hard enough. I didn't, like, almost die, I guess. Burger review from Tommy Smokes. Come on over. That's a thick-ass patty. Did you call and ask Glennie if you're allowed to do this?

I'd give it 4.2 balls. Kate, why don't you come here? A last-minute addition to the crew. Kate? I would have won this had I been there. Not bad. I could feel it in my bones this morning, and I just wasn't in time. But I would have won it. You would have won this had I been there. Not bad. I could feel it in my bones this morning

and I just wasn't in time. But I would have won it. You would have won it with ease. Isn't this your beach vacation week? It is. The weather crapped out. Yeah, it's shitty weather. I know.

So I guess here I am at Roof Ball just watching. I know I would have won though. Like, I know it. Yeah, I think you would have too. I know that you would have too. I know. And it would have been great.

Where's the beef? The beef? Has anyone seen him? you would have, too. I know that you would have, too. I know. And it would have been great. Where is the Beav? The Beav? Has anyone seen him? If anyone has, please let me know. Okay, but really. Oh, no, the Beav is missing. The checks only come once a month. So who do you think, as we look at this last field of competitors,

we have Che, KB, and we have Adam, the founder of the game. Who do you think will win? Who are you rooting for? I heard Adam say under his breath on one of Che's last shows, ugh, that guy is clutch. So he said that Che is clutch himself. The founder of football. Che is actively stretching. Che is stretching deep.

So I'm going to say Adam is going to win. Muscles that definitely don't need to be stretched for this. Yeah, I think that there's... Wheelchair would almost be an advantage for. Yeah, I think that there's a chance that we see a Che choke job. I think that there's a chance that we see it. I think Adam could win this, and that would suck. I think that would be boring. I think that Kyle throwing by himself worked last time,

and just being a lonely kid in the backyard is where he's most comfortable. Oh, are we ready to start? I'm ready. Oh, Kyle. Kyle. Kyle's been warming up. By the way, those are impressive. He was hitting the branch dead center.

So Kyle's been hitting the branch dead center. Let's make final predictions. Who's next? We have a wheel? You want that NBA show? Sure. Are they going to say who they're – I'm going to go – See, you've got to say someone and then you have to say why they won't win and then you say who's actually going to say who they're... I'm going to go... See, you've got to say someone,

and then you have to say why they won't win, and then you say who's actually going to win. Okay. So you've got to be like, Stephen Che is a hell of a player. One disadvantage for me, the sun broke out, and I have extremely fair skin, so it's going to burn fast.

We have the founder of the game here, guys. The founder of the game, the inventor of the game, so he can watch KB win it all. KB has been absolutely electric. Who would have thought that twist was coming? No one wants to see it, but I think that Stephen Che is going to take this thing home.

Stephen Che is going to take this thing home. Maybe Pledge of Allegiance for the finals, Jerry? Yeah. Let's do Pledge of Allegiance jerry doesn't want to pledge allegiance fair enough people are also mad at me that i had my it was on my phone during this how did you look at the lyrics i was looking at the lyrics so i could sing along in my head

yeah you were on the phone yeah i was on you're gonna get shit for that i was shazamming damn what's this tune what the hell is j Jerry singing right now? This is good. This is catchy. Wow. 5K likes and we will throw Clemmer as high as we can. I'm receiving word that we have hit 5K likes. Why are these the thickest burgers of all time? Yeah, those are... It's actually like disgustingly thick.

It was making me... I don't think I can... Yeah, meatloaf burgers. Hey, Clemmer. A little bit thinner on the burgers. I think smash burger. A little bit thinner on the burgers. Thinner? Thinner, yeah.

They look like steers. No, you're a coconut. I'm a coconut. So many people eat like a burger and a bunch of chips at the midpoint of the first round. It is what it is, he says. Well, the sun's coming out to play a little bit. Threw a little bit of cloud cover, and it looks like this is the perfect weather for roof ball. A decent bit of humidity.

Problem for a bald redhead, though. Yeah, it's going to be tough. We're going to need some SPF 50 for our founder, Adam. Sass, time to take off the gorp core. Slide down into something a little bit more comfortable. I'm wearing this matching my pants. Oh, no. Stand up. Stand a little bit more comfortable. I'm wearing this matching mask. Oh no. Stand up. Stand up with your jacket off. You look like a cadet.

Folks, what you're about to see may be very neutral. Oh, good God. Stand up for the camera, Sass. You have to. Oh my God. Give me 20, cadet. I got the pants.

The back. Sure. Why did you get them to match like that though? I'm gonna pound some of these. You're a celebrity. You're 13 and a half. You're wearing two shirts though. You could just wear black.

Yeah, yeah. Why? You need two layers to cover the titties. No, you don't have a very wide plan. Half a dog. All right, let's get this started. I've had to pee since I got here, too. I'm not changing it now.

Yeah, to my nine. Gentlemen, luck. Luck and luck, boys. And here it is for the finals. The three of them wishing one another good luck. Steven Che texting his wife on the phone. Adam, remember to watch. Up in the stream. Just like that, he hits the base, but that's not enough.

Adam has a quiet confidence whenever he catches the ball. My second or KB's second? KB is second, I think. KB is second. Okay. KB, great first throw. Great first catch Now KB sometimes is of the mindset That a 10 can win this thing

Hey KB Be perfect Perfect Oh Big cat Oh my god How did that not hit Oh it hit

That's a hit We're calling it a ping. Oh, this is already a nice. Jay, you bastard. Jay is saying it's my time as he marches towards the scorer's table. Not so fast, though. Adam gets close to the base. It's not meant to be.

Did he hit the base twice now? Slapping the base. Ace and base. It's not meant to be. Did he hit the base twice now? Slapping the base. Ace of base. Slapping the base. Some of that sweet KB going exactly his plan. Ones. Now KB can hit if he needs to. Playing a little bit of defense.

Stephen Shea wants a clean runway. Okay. I see I'm predicting that Che will go over this game. But he needs some people to sneak up from behind, so he has to throw for bangs. He can coast right now. Oh, that was damn close to Adam's first over. All Che needs to do right now is get points,

continue to build that gap that he has. Play offense. He wants to play offense. His defense is good offense. KB. Love that from KB. Oh, damn close. Like on my screen.

Nuggets and heat. Yukon. We've had boring championships. Do you think this will follow suit? I think that we're about to see some pings. I think we're about to witness greatness. I also think that we're seeing a natural dopamine boost from KB in a way that he hasn't felt in quite some time. Bink!

Oh! That is one of the cleanest pings we have seen. Adam was just stuck on the top of the tube. Tried to go down the chimney on that one. Absolutely beautiful right there. And Adam shows why the hell he invented the game. Come on. Oh, that's the competitiveness coming down, KB.

You could hear him. Come on. Come on. He's mumbled under hisB. You could hear a, come on. Come on. Mumbled under his breath. The blood's pouring down his leg. That is going to, oh, close to over, but not quite. Oh, but he still picks up that one point. Stephen Jay has an interesting strategy.

He puts his leg up like a praying mantis, like a girl getting fucked in a bathroom. Yeah. That's the only way you can fuck in a shower. That's a roof fall first. What's coming back? Unbelievable. Adam is throwing

pure right now, and if anyone doesn't need an invitation to the World Cup, it's him. The U.S. Open, I'm sorry. Congrats, Adam. You get to go to your house. I'm liking KB's strategy. If he just sticks with it, I could see many things in his future. Maybe just kind of hucking it haphazardly. Che with more of a pocket passer motion.

KB, consistency, stick with it. You're there. You're right there. You're knocking on the door. Che with a fresh haircut for today. That's a 5, a 3, a 2, and a 1. Oh, that looks pretty good. No ping. Oh!

What a zero for Che. And the foot up is what gave him a leg down in that situation. Here's Adam. Looking to create some distance. Get to the right place. Shuffles up in the pocket. Two steps. Oh! No ping.

Over. Solid one point. Score. Two steps. Oh, no ping. Solid one point. So Adam has nine, KB has five, Che, you have nine as well. Nine to nine to five and the sausage is up. In the middle of the sixth. KB, interesting tactic of getting nowhere close. Hey man, watch out. KB just wants points. You can't be hating on KB right now.

I picked him to win. You're about to get yourself a chop is what you're going to get. Shit. There's J. It might be over. One of our worst throws that we've seen all day from Jay. God, watch the grill! I don't know if you'd be able to tell the football apart from the hamburgers that you've seen. Which would be an issue. Jay with two goose eggs in a row.

Adam, not a great toss from Adam, we've seen much better. KB, it's time to shine. KB can really take advantage here. Unlike... Oh! What's he doing? What's he doing? Trying to get steps in. Shot seven.

Adam Willis. Ooh! Che has a good line. Che is getting dangerously close to going over as we head in. 10-10-7. Now if somebody celebrated like that and went over and he walked away, that would be funny.

Heat seeking from Adam. That'll be tough to catch. That's got to be a no catch. Thank you. KB, as long as he keeps on catching, KB's still very much in this game with, I believe, zero goose eggs from KB. That, I love that, but I hate that at all. His first goose egg.

Sass. Unbelievable. Private sass. God jinxed it. Sass. I jinxed it. Unbelievable. Come on, do it. Private sass. God damn it, Harry. Che, you'll take advantage of this round. I think Che just hikes the ball to himself. Is he doing like a fan?

I think he's making plays. He's running plays. I'm surprised he didn't wear that wristband that had the plays on it. Throw to roof. Oh, that's a hit for Adam. A perfect ping from Adam. What score, Tommy? Five.

15 for Adam, seven for Kyle, 11 for Che. We're in the middle of tonight. This sucks. Why'd we let this guy win? Che, you can't. Call me crazy. I think that the last round should go to 20. Oh, no.

Or the last game. Robbery, man. Che needs to hit this one to have a chance going into the end of the game of actually winning. Come on, Che. Yep. Nope. Nope. He still got the bottom, though.

Ain't over. Nope. That's not what he did at all. All right. Zero. Yes, last throw. Last throw of the day. Four Adam throws.

We have Adam with 15, KB with 8, and Steven Che with 11. A ping will win this for Adam. Oh god. He's just left. Hit the bottom. Oh my. So that means that if Che pings it, he will win. No, it was a ping. It was a ping? It hit the bottom of the ping.

Oh, he pinged. No, it was a ping. It was a ping? It hit the bottom of the ping. Oh, he pinged. That's game. Wow. Hey, we should have Che and KB play for the Yak champion. He beat me. Do one more round, TJ. That hit? That hit.

Yeah. KB versus Che. Adam wins. He comes in here. Che, get your last throw, though. No, I got it. KB versus Che. Adam wins. He comes in here. Che, get your last throw, though. No, I got the KB versus Che for the Yacht Champion. On the roof, so good night. I want to see this last throw from Che just to get a score.

Yeah. Just to get an official score. Big W. Oh! Did that hit the bottom? Yes, no. I don't think so. Over, over.

One. Big Cat, do you have footage of the ping? I'll call it a win either way. Oh, no, I don't think so. Over, over. One. Big Cat, do you have footage of the ping? I'll call it a win either way. Golly. Fuck that. Let's play KB versus Che. Yeah, I agree. You guys should play. You just let a ringer fucking win. Yeah.

We got hustled big time. We knew that that was going to happen off the rip. Not the ending we wanted. Congratulations to Adam. Congratulations to Adam. He came in off of a red-eye flight after not having any... That's right. Yes, I qualify for my own team.

Not quite what we were looking for there. To be honest, didn't see the ping, but you can't argue with the man on the roof who saw the ping. How much better can it get than that? Now, for all those at home that say we should have seen this coming, we did. As soon as he said that he was coming, we knew what we were signing up for. And that was a ringer to White Men Can't Jump Us. And we should have hustled him, honestly. We should have found a way to hustle him, but we got hustled.

And that's the way that the cookie crumbles. If you're not hustling someone, you are getting hustled out here. And, you know, same with Clemmer he probably lost on purpose so he could oh yes the chopped up remains of whatever mole rats live in his apartment poor guy but you know shame on us for not seeing it coming shame on us shame on us so are we running back one more? No, Adam won, but let's find a YAC champion. Let's find a YAC champion. We're going to be finding today's YAC champion. We'll be one-on-one, KB versus Stephen Che.

Now, I don't know if we have the graphics ready for this, but we can keep the score in our head. And we will. You want to go first or you want to go first? Me. Okay. I'll go first, if you want. Or I can go second.

Anticlimactic At this point Yeah that was like Chiefs-Eagles Oh wait hold on Were you kind of like Oh that was the ending It's over Yeah

I guess Another last minute L For me and Max Yeah Alright boys Boys Chop chop Let's find out who the champion of the act is.

And because we did say that the second place finisher goes to the U.S. Open if he wins. So one of these two will go to the U.S. Open. One for Kyle. But, you know, this isn't the way anyone wants to go to the U.S. Open. You don't want to make it like this. Yep. Wow. Where the fuck was that?

Oh, he dropped it. One for Che. A five right off the bat. No, five for Che, one for KB. Where in the ever living fuck was that last one? Where in the ever living fuck was that, Che? Che's a whole ass fool. And KB just putting in the effort for that catch.

He is playing to win out of our peers, and he hasn't had a ping in regulation since game one. There it is. Che's hot. Che's hot. Two for KB. Back to back. Ten for KB.

He's going to have to act fast. Au revoir. Oh, so close. Che, if you do it again, so help me God. I can't handle the yelp. Not even, oh my God, is he coming back? Oh my God. Three for KB, 11 for Che.

Get it. Come on, Kyle. Oh! The base, I don't know what the base count says. No, baby, count it. It hit the base, it hit the black. Okay, there we go, base. They hit the black. Five, six. Okay, there we go, TJ.

Nine for KB. Ow. I don't think that hit. Well, no, the metal base I've given no ping, but the black base is. Kyle keeping his odds of going to Oregon alive. Che with the first zero of the game. Che badly wants to go to Oregon.

Kyle does not, but they are competing with the same fervor against one another. KB seems to have found his rhythm. That was a zero. KB has nine. You have 11. And then where are we? I got to see Reed get some throws in.

Reed looks like he'd be nice. You know Reed's got a cannon. You know Reed used to do videos where he'd throw the ball at the front of his house and then run around to the back. Yeah. Try 11, KB9, halfway through. It's close. Try doing it from downtown. Halfway through through we are at what I'm doing 11 11 to 10 now 11 to 10

I want Kyle to look right at that camera at the end of going over there. I did it She's getting flustered So close we just needed that to bounce one foot to the right. What's the score? There's always next round. 12-11 Che. 12-11 Che.

Bottom of the seventh. Oh god. Che looking for a direct pin. Nope. Pretty much a hurry, yep. Should we fuck him? No, no, no. Yep doesn't suck. Well, or maybe, maybe.

Oh! I just don't want you boys to get technical fouls. Thank you. Are we got to this time? What round? This is the bottom of the eighth. Two more throws each after this. Oh! Oh, it's over! No, it didn't work. He knew it was way short. 14-11, two rounds left.

14-11. Come on, AB. Oh, how? 14-11, two rounds left. 14-11. Come on, baby. Oh, how? Go get it, Kyle. He's got an extra second. Oh! I think he's sleeping.

I think he's sleeping because I know he could have had that 100%. 100% could have had that. Even Che, looking to mark his ticket to Oregon. He wants to see Eugene. Stephen Che looks like a Eugene. He looks like his name is Eugene. Nope, not even going to be close. Laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh.

So, is this the last round? This is it. Yeah, he's up 14-11. 14-11, so Kyle needs a ping right here to win this thing. Kyle can win it. Oh, my God. He didn't even want the point. Jay.

Jay could still go over. He could go over. Is that it? Is that the last round? If Jay goes over. Oh. Is that it? Is that the last round? If Che goes over. Oh! I thought we were going to do it that time. He's going to Oregon. Wow.

Che is going to Oregon. Wow. Two people clapping, Adam and Tommy. Wait, why is he getting that? No, you didn't get that. That's Adam's. Jay doesn't get that. That's Adam's. Go take that, Adam.

Take that from him. Are we ready for presentations? I was going to ask you, is he qualified? Well, so first of all, Jay, congratulations. Phenomenal competitor, yes. On behalf of the Roofball Federation of America, I would like to extend the Roofball U.S. Open September 24th at Willis Park, the immortal and ancient home of roofball in Beaverton, Oregon. Hope to see you there.

And also, if you'd like it, this is an exactly once-worn RFA shirt. It's been laundered twice, worn once. Love it. So that's yours. Awesome. And then where's KB? Where's KB? As the runner-up, you were also invited.

Yeah! Yeah! Yes, guys! KB is going to Portland. Beaverton, even better. He's going to Beaverton. Some things are bigger than sports, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you, sir.

Easy winner. Best player by far. Thank you. Everyone who made the final is going to the U.S. Open. Oh, you can both be the winner. Oh, and Big Cat, I hear you got some pipes. Yeah, I do. Jerry, though, is our singer now.

Well, officially, because my sister is usually an anthem singer. She's not going to be there. So we would like to officially invite you to sing the national anthem at the U.S. Open. Where is it? Beaverton, Oregon. Oh, you've got to go, Big Cat. You've got to go. I'm a Nike. A pass. You've got to go. No, maybe I'll comeaverton, Oregon. Oh, you've got to go, Big Cat. You've got to go. I'm a Nike.

You've got to go. No, maybe I'll come. Yeah, yeah, he'll come. Does anyone want to play a game for some points? Yes. Yes. Okay. Free run?

100 points? Wow. Play one game for 100 points. I'll play a game for 100 points. Oh, yeah, you guys. Do we still have to do this? Is this the end of the show? Guys, thank you for tuning in to the first ever Yak Root Ball.

Thank you to Adam. Thank you to Anthony. Thank you to Anthony's wife. No, we can stay live. Everybody here. Oh, we can stay live. We're going to stay live. We can stay live and play one game for points, anyone who wants to play.

All right. I think everyone wants to play. That's the issue. Oh, yeah. All right, Tommy. You just want it all back? Man, I'm going to have it. Should we end the stream?

Or keep it going? Keep it going Most unique trophy I've ever won Or no Che You can announce bro You just won It's a real hot dog

Alright Yeah I know It's exciting Thank you guys so much For having us I did not I did not think

This was going to happen We really appreciate it You guys are Thank you guys so much for having us. I did not think this was going to happen. We really appreciate it. You guys are fun. Oh, really? Hey, Mom. Oh, you did? This is coming home.

I'm going to play. Let's do everyone who didn't make the playoffs. You're going to Oregon, man. Let's do a loser's bracket. Last two states in the country were a loser's bracket. One to the other. Let's get a loser's bracket. Oh, yeah. Last two states in the country were a burger. Yeah, you want to do that right now? I'll go. One to the other. Yo, let's get a group picture with Anthony and his wife.

Can we play a little bit more? All right. Let's get a group picture real quick before everyone starts. We're still live, though. Come down. Chase, sit down in the back. Come get a group picture real quick. Come get a group picture real quick. Right now?

Yes, right now. We'll play with nine of us. We'll do nine of us. Everyone who didn't make the final. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's get everybody in for a picture. You want to do a picture now? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Let's do it. Yeah, yeah. Yes, of course. Let's do it in front of the high noon. In front of the high noon. Let's play everyone who didn't make the finals. Nine people. We'll do three pods.

Every final. Sorry. Yeah. You guys both got to get in. Yeah You guys both got to get in. Yeah, you both got to get in. You're part of the game. Yeah, we'll do two. We'll do one for social and then we'll take your kid

out for the other one. I don't know if this is a yay RuPaul crowd. I'm checking to see if it's okay if he's in front of the high noon. Oh, yeah. No one's going to confuse it. Get in. Come on. He's doing a straight line. It's's going to confuse it. Get in. Come on, come on, come on. You're just doing a straight line of cloud line. It's not weird.

I promise. Luca. Hi, baby. Hi. Yay. A lot of energy, Luca. A lot of energy. Luca.

Yay. Come on, buddy. Oh, I like this shirt. Good job. Get another one. All right. You want to get in? You guys want to get in for one that we won't put on social?

Hey, Clever, come in. Come on, on social? Take it quick, quick, quick. Ow. Get small. Guys, can you also do a yay roof ball on three as per tradition? Okay. Adam, do you want to count them down? Sure. One, two, three.

Yay, Roofball! Good job. All right. Good. All right. Let's play. Is everyone going to make the finals? We're playing.

There's nine of us. We're playing. We'll just go top three winners, then the finals. When I got to the last three, I'm like, well, I got to finish second. That's what I always do in this situation. No, you guys are calling it. You want me to do the fourth one? Yeah, sure.

Yeah. Do I have to do it right for all of them? Yeah, yeah. All right, I'm going to do a random. Here we go. This rubbery. That was really fun. Oh, we don't have it?

Do we have any more of these sheets? Adam, do we have any more of these sheets? They are, but unfortunately, we have some of the buns. I thought this was gonna be like five in a game. That's okay. Whatever we got really into it. These are burgers. Oh, I probably want cheese.

Low carb. I hope they look good on camera. All right, I will sit down and move over. Yeah, I'll move over, Che. I'll set it up. Gracious, the charcuterie. Just, yeah, sit over. Great job, Che.

Thanks. Adam was dominant. He was dominant. He was. He was. He's infused. I'm going to take a picture of this thing, which was, I mean, he put it away. Sass, Max, Clemmer. I'm trying to take a picture of the scorecard.

I want the smaller. I want the hockey puck, yeah. Wrong. So we're doing another round for fun. 100 points. With the nine people that didn't make the playoffs. Yeah. So first grouping, we're going to have Sass.

We do? Max and Clark. Oh, yeah, I'll take a bun. We got Roan, Big Cat, and Tommy. Anthony. And who's next? Anthony, the homeowner. Yeah.

Who am I missing? Anthony was really good. He almost made the final. No, I got Nick, the homeowner. Who am I missing? Anthony was really good. He almost made the final. No, I got Nick. Jerry. Jerry. Jerry. All right, here we go.

Everyone, everyone, Sass, Max, Clemmer, the first one's up. Oh! Kate just threw it. Clemmer, you're playing. You're playing again. Okay. Someone just look at the grill. Sass, Max, and Clem are up 100 point buy-in

Now Now I'll wear a Clem's burgers Good, very good 100 point buy-in We gotta play for something That is true What is the prize?

All of it. 100 points? 900 points? Yeah. It's way more important than the other one. Yeah, it is. Huh? Oh.

Big Cat, what did you think this was going to be, and then what did it turn into? It was incredible. The whole thing was incredible. I got slightly bummed out for a second when Adam won, but he is awesome, so you've got to respect greatness. Yeah, I mean, once he made, because he made the playoffs very narrowly. Yeah, but he turned it on.

I think it was me that let him in. No, and he was, yeah, he was the rightful winner. He dominated. It is his sport. Yep. So, actually, it's good for him because it No, and he was the rightful winner. He dominated. It is his sport. Yep. So, actually, it's good for him because it would have been embarrassing if he didn't win. Yeah. And, yeah, he deserves to win.

But we get you and KB going to Oregon, which would be fun. We got to see. All right. What just happened with that? Oh, you got it. All right. TJ's got the scores. All right.

Sass, Max, Clemmer, that's the order. Start it up. Great ball. Thank you, sir. Please, that's the order. Start it up. Great ball. Please don't be here Sunday, September 24th. They have it on Sunday. What are we doing here? I can do it. Roofball during NFL?

Come on. No, Sass. Terrible first throw. I think we actually might be on Monday night that week. Was that an official first throw from Seth? Yeah. All right, so Max is up. All right, Clemmer in the Shaq jersey.

Doesn't have the same juice. I'm not gonna lie, Clemmer isn't as bad as he scored in the game. It looks like he's playing shot put, but he's getting it up there. That's a good spiral, but way off the mark. So is it winner of each grouping

moves to the finals? Yeah. So winner of each grouping moves to the finals is what Tommy asked. Oh, nice. So I think, in my opinion, it's kind of an illusion with what you want to do. Well, I have a different strategy that I'm going to try for the... Someone pointed out I just totally botched my entire strategy. He has a punishment for the loser. Oh.

It's called the 7 and 77. What's that? 7 for 77. Whoever comes in last. Has to do 7 shots or 7 beers in 77 minutes. Oh, my God. Okay. Yep.

That's pretty good. I like that. Or high noon. Yeah, Jerry's out. Jerry could do Coca-Cola. He could do 7 vapor. That would actually be good. Or 7 hamburgers.

I'm down for that. TJ, are you watching Pings? Yep. So I think the game changed when you went up there because it's a very clear view. Yeah, no, I was able to see because there was a couple that you guys weren't able to see that were, like, pinned. I think that they could, like, TJ and Colin and Zah had a pretty clear view. But from straight on, it's very tough to see. Right.

We just had different perspectives on it. Yeah. What are we playing today? What was it? Being on a roof is always sweet. Like how many throws? We're playing, it's just round winners and then a final. All right, 10 rounds?

Yeah. Did you catch that? Nope. What's the score? Threes. Threes. And I haven't gotten it. You can't climb her up.

That was easy. Now they all owe me one. Oh, really? They all owe you a 7 and 77? Through four. What happens, you just sit there and watch them? And if you can't do it, you have to do another one. Oh, sass! I mean, seven shots, you could just be like, oh!

Oh, nice catch, sass! You just go bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. It does very much take me back to my middle school, high school days. Pretty happy with the performance today. Max, nooooo! I wish I could have won like outright, but yeah, the Yak Champion is good. And I had some nice highlights, which was, it's always a plus.

When I threw the ball over the house, security guard Mike's walking back with me. I mean, thanks Clemmer. I told him. Oh! Razor Clemmer. I told him. Oh! Oh! Razor Clems. It was. Oh, nice catch.

I told him, minor setback. Probably with the hands and the body. And catch it. That's right. I was very proud of that. No, I didn't. You're a legend. Go Chassie!

But I mean, this is one of the funnest games of all time. Anything available up here? We're calling it one of the funnest games of all time. Beautiful, all right. I wasn't counting the silver base up there. Yeah, TJ's – yeah, there's a silver base and there's a black base. I was counting the black base but not the silver base because the silver base is not, like, part of the chute. Yeah, that makes sense.

And this is also... Come on, Sass! Good catch, Sassie! If we ever play this again at a different... Fuck yeah, brother! ...play the traditional rules. How many is it? Oh! Nice, Max!

Wow. Huge, Max! Six. With the mic dangling. I'm falling out. What round is it? Bottom seven. Cops for sports.

I've got one. You guys get this Chris Paul news yet? Yeah. Chris Paul for Jordan Poole. Yeah. Commercial. Are we doing three division winners with the wild card or just? Just three division winners.

Not three high scorers? Oh, we could do three divisions wild cards. So the final would be four. That's fine. It rewards a high score. You got this yet? Chris Paul Warriors? Wade Sass, did you get a point there or no?

Chris Paul for Drafted? Okay. All right, let's focus. Or Rowan, you're up. Chris Paul's going to get bought out. Or no, who's up? Oh, Clemmer's up. What's the score?

You know there's at least one woman. Max is winning by a lot. You know there's at least one woman here. They're napkins. So it's the three round winners and a wild card. And then we'll just play one final. Max, did you catch it? I called that one.

Yeah, you caught the one. Sass needs to muscle it up a little bit more. You need to catch this, Sass. Yeah, KB, you sit down because I'm about to go. And Nick, maybe you sit. Yeah. One of you. No, you go. You're going to Oregon, dude.

Oregon boy. September 24th. It's a Sunday, which I don't love. How many rounds left? That was Sass's last round. That was Sass's last round. That was for you. That was it. I always enjoy your clips.

You always say positive. What's his score? That was Sass's last round. Huh? That was Sass's last round. That was for you. That was it. I always enjoy your clips. Oh, my God. Matt, you have maxed it. You always say positive. Eight for Sass. What's the score? Sass has eight. You left a laugh through it. I don't know where she is.

Three. Oh, wow. That's another. Jesus. Well, 17 plus. Did he hit another? Wow, 23 for Max. 23.

High score of the day. High score of the day, Max. You bastard. I lost it in the second round Wow, 23 for Max. 23. High score of the day. High score of the day, Max. You bastard. I lost it in the second round. Isn't this for money? This is for more. This is for money. No, points, points, points.

Points, points. You should be more excited than that. So Max qualifies out of that round with 23 points. Clemmer had 10. Sass had 8. All right. Thanks for coming, guys. Ready?

What's the order of next round? I think we're going to next round. Rome, Big Cat, Smokes. Man, Smokes is playing today. common guys ready order of next round I think we're gonna get smokes man smokes plan today I'll trade you or again not excited it's a Sunday oh yeah all my friends are like we're saw you practicing on a tree. That doesn't count. The role is completely different. So he was saying that... They can see it.

Yes. At their level, it's a lot shorter. I mean... And there's the around. I didn't believe it until he showed up. There it is, Tommy. So... Oh, wow.

Dang, dang, dang. On top of it. Nice job, Tommy. Woo! I was like, I hope they get six for tommy smoke a while whatever one pays for 60 oh i'll take the bar yeah yes got it and it's much lower because like this thing especially with the side ledge i like that because yeah i feel like this is more anyone's game yes yeah they play in a with a larger ping and a lower roof how long is that yeah and the around rule i don't think i'm ever gonna see the around is worth 10 right yes

i feel like that's easier what did i say we shouldn't let him. He did say, okay. Yeah. Yep. That's true. So I didn't realize until this morning, so I was watching tape of the 2008 final. I watched the whole thing.

And he gets introduced as the founder. And he's the 2007 champ. So I'm sure he I'm sure he's one never oh no 2007 national champion at least one majors there's a national championship point and they're all the same I would guess he has more than one because I watched one video and he was the reigning champion. Okay. Wait, Roan dropped the first one. Roan dropped it. Good catch.

It looked like he did. Fuck! I'm never getting a ping. You get it. Don't be afraid to throw it over. Not a ping. That was my biggest issue. I feared the over.

I feared it. No ping? What score right now? Aim for the top of the top. Roan biggest issue. I feared the over. I feared it. No ping? Only got a ping? What score right now? Aim for the top of the top. Ron has three. Big Cat has four. Tommy has seven.

Tommy? Wait, I should have more. I just caught another one. I have eight. Tommy has eight. I don't know if I trust the scoring. How many hours are we going to have? That hit, no? Improv games.

We get improv scores. Right. Did you watch the video? It looked like you did because a lot of their strategy was throw it directly to the left of it. I definitely was going for the left. That was nuts. God damn it. I was banking on you throwing one over.

You were close a handful of times. Yeah. That was zero for Tommy. I feel like you have to have a pretty bad bounce to throw it over because I'm aiming for the top of the thing He's salt he's sitting on five right now So what's your head? So someone to climb on through it to the top of me climb up there lure the pole Oh, that's out up there for the second time.

So he's the only person to have done that. What was your general strategy when you were playing? You can hit it. I wanted to throw it... There goes Reed onto the pole and have it roll up, I guess. Intern on the roof? Is this allowed? Turn around, turn around.

Blattman, stop watching if you're watching right now. You can do it. When you hit it, I'll tell Rowan to turn around. You go whenever. Go. And it's a five. It's a five. Damn.

Who would have thought? Intern on the roof. Never before. What would have thought? Intern on the roof. Never before seen. What score? Eight? Intern on the roof? Do I have eight? What?

Do I have eight or nine? Eight? And that would have been nine? You have eight. Big Cat has five. Tommy has eight. That was crazy. And we were in the bottom of the sixth.

Still no ping. Big Cat now with six. I'm pingless. Really? If you catch everything, you have a shot. I'm pingless. In this. Right, yeah.

Unusual, yeah. On the traditional roof ball, they also have a 15-point super. Press monitor, let's see how high I got. If it jumps from the bottom tier roof to the top tier roof around a second pole. Did you see that they had... No, that's no catch. They got rid of the car because somebody went through the windshield. Oh, really?

Wow. I do. I eat lunch when I want. Fuck! Score? I ain't never hit nothing. You got Roan with... Roan 8. I got no ping.

Wait, Tommy, it's not your turn. It's Tommy's turn. Tommy is 9 now. Why are you holding it like that? Don't do that. Aim for the top of the flu. Top of the eighth? No. Oh, yes.

Me, nine. Adam, eight. Ooh. Adam, great. Ooh. Have you seen the new one? Catch by Zah. Zah's been great with the hands all day on the deck. Very elevated deck.

Shout out to Zah, man. What a team player. Ooh. Had some LBs. So I very much could have taken today off. He said, nope, I'll come. I'll help you do whatever you need me to do. Food was good.

Yeah, food was good. That's the best. Oh, Tommy's way short. Yeah. Oh, he's playing it safe. Tommy's playing it safe. Not necessarily. Tommy's Phil Mickelson.

Don't put your hand here. Loftin' it up. Top of the flu, big cat. You got it. There's Zog, yeah? With the hands. I should've just been playing it safe. Ooh!

Ah! It stays. And it's a catch. So what's difficult about the layout of this house is, like, everyone accepts sasses. How did he ever throw it over? Yeah. Yeah, so, yeah, this is scores.

Adam was saying. Last round. It is a lot. Yes. Home court in Oregon favors writing. 9, 10, 11. Because it's, like, kind of boxed in. 1, 2, 3.

That's a big enough city. There's going to be enough. I'm about hung over as shit. A perfect, non-perfect game. Who won? We're still going. What was the second highest score of the last round? Tungsten Federation. Rose of Rhode Island, yeah.

Did Clemmer grill or did he not? He didn't do shit. He ordered pizza. The Tungsten Federation is, it's what, like 15 of you guys? Did he come to a grill or did he not? He didn't do shit. He ordered pizza. The Tonics Infederation is, it's what, like 15 of you guys? I don't think that many. So I win? Oh, motherfucker. I win, correct?

Yeah. Call me one. I officially suck at roofball. Catch for the record. For the record. What was the record? What was your score? No, I meant like for the record. And what record. What was the record? I meant for the record. What were the other scores?

It was in the wild card, right? Yeah, I told the nine. There's no wild card, bro. No, there's one wild card. How is there one wild card? Four-player final? Yeah, we said four-player final. And so Clemmer got more points than us? Yeah.

I'm terrible. Kill ourselves. I'm the worst. I went two rounds, no pings. You outscored me, you bastard? Brutal. All right, last round. I thought you had it.

Nick, Anthony. I know, I got a ping and I wasted it. Who needs a ping? Who's Anthony? Anthony? Anthony, you're up. Oh, yeah? Let me start.

Thanks, Anthony, for letting us have fun at his house today. His wife. Thank you, sir. Who's in my group? And all the other people that submitted houses, too. Who lives here? Let me start. Thanks Anthony for letting us have fun at his house today. Thank you sir. Who's in my group? And all the other people that submitted houses too. Most of them were like more than two hours away. Alright, Nicky. Oh, fuck!

I thought it was gone. So what was your strategy in that one? Because you had the lead and went 0-0-0-1 in the final. You lost five. My strategy was to hit. Oh, I guess you needed to. My entire time was to hit. I could have played it safe after I pinged one, but that's not my style.

Heads up. Physically small, you can't really see it. It's hard to get pinged. If I don't hit. Thank you and sorry. I'm happy with the number of pings I had today. Probably had five or six. You're the number one seed, right?

Of the original? Go on. He today. Probably had five or six. You're the number one seed, right? Of the original? Go on. TJ or Andrew? 21. 21. Until max is 23. That was the highest score of the day. What's your strategy with this roof?

Chris Paul? Yeah, yeah. What'd you say? What's your strategy with this roof? Dak? Maybe. Nope. Sorry, Jer.

Yeah, yeah. Is it 100 points? I'm aiming for the pole. I'm aiming for the middle of the pole, and that's all I'm aiming for. I'm aiming for the top of the pole. That's pretty huge. I feel like it just sneaks up on you. It comes up short. I have zero right now. Well, I also threw it over the house once, so. Let's check the scores. Oh, yeah. Who's the low scorer right now? Sass with eight. Sass is the low scorer. The low scorer has to do a seven in 77 challenge, which is seven beers in 77 minutes.

Seven beers are shots in 77 minutes. I can't do that today. Not today. Good stretch. We'll do it on the 12-hour stream. I think he did fine. It was a hilarious visual. The intention of the cinnamon challenge is to get the cloud of smoke coming out of your mouth

and we got that. That looks good too. That's a, too. If I don't drop those, I'm right there with Clemmer. I'm tied with Clemmer. Or maybe I'm ahead of him. What, did I drop two? I got terrible hands.

Uh-oh. That's pretty easy. You dropped the one with the intern off the roof, right? Yeah, and then there was another one. The first one just took a weird bounce. Two drops away from, you know. It's a coulda, shoulda, woulda game. This is the kind of thing you're going to be up at night. There it is, Nick.

There it is, Nick. Oh, and a fingertip. Oh, wow. Let's not sleep on Nicky Clicky's athleticism. Yeah, Nick surprised me. Oh, Gary tried to take it out of the trees. That's smooth. What's our score looking like, Teej?

That was a good stretch. He's got six. Anthony's got three. Jerry's got one. Oh, Jerry. Anthony. Oh, I would have knocked it off. No one sees.

I like Anthony's ball. Oh, wow. Danced around. I like his ball. Yeah, he throws a nice ball. It comes nice out of his hand. He has a nice little snap to his wrist. All types of paws.

Incredible hands. Incredible grip. You could tell the way it just bursts snap to his wrist. All types of paws. Incredible hands, incredible grip. You could tell the way it just bursts out of his hands. Ball just, oh there it is, Jarrett. There it is, Jarrett right on top. Beautiful thing. Jarrett. There's a six for Jarrett. And that's a six for Jarrett.

Jarrett's up to seven. Jarrett's up to seven. Needed that. Big one. Oh no. Oh, boy. Uh-oh. Anthony. Did you get a board upstairs? No.

Charcuterie. And a 10X made out of cheese. Oh, no way. Yeah. What a host. So I heard that Anthony was on paternity leave and went back this week. He has to take today off. Really?

Yeah. Tell me, do you have some of that charcuterie board? Yeah. My wife made it. Jerry for the catch. Unbelievable. Yeah. Tell me, do you have some of that charcuterie board? Yeah. My wife made it. Jerry for the catch. Unbelievable. Got it. What's our score right now?

Am I close to Jerry? Jerry's got seven. Nick's got six. Oh, that was great. What round is it? You want to score? Nick has seven. I caught four of them.

I said Nick. What's the score? Let's take a pause and let's read off the scores. I have Nick at seven. I caught four of them. I said Nick. What's the score? Let's take a pause and let's read off the scores. I have Nick has seven. I have Jerry has eight. Wait, how do I have seven? I've caught more than one. Two.

I'm going to be in the finals, but yeah. I'm seeing Nick with two. Nick caught another one. I've caught four, and I had a ping and a catch. It's ten. Let's give Nick. We'll say Nick has eight. Nick caught another one. I caught four and I had a ping and a catch. It's ten. Let's give Nick, we'll say Nick has eight. How many catches do you have, Nick? Probably three.

Yeah, that would line up with that. Then he would have nine. But I could be wrong. So I think it's three catches with the ping and the catch, so that's a nine. I could be incorrect. I think you have a nine. I think you have a nine. Anthony, you have a nine. I think you have a nine. Anthony, you have...

You've only caught four? Or five, maybe. He's got you down to six. So maybe he gave one by mistake. All right, so we'll give you a five. I definitely missed one. And then we'll give Jerry eight? No, Jerry is a ten.

He is a ten. I probably have eight. This is like bang Jerry day. Anthony is at risk of losing his own challenge. Sass has. I feel better about that. What ending are we in? This is the eighth.

Oh, boy. Give me eight. I feel better about that. I'm going to have to do my own. You need to. Well, yeah. What was the low score from the first one? Eight.

Eight? So you need to. You would have to, you'd be in a throw-off with Sass. You need to catch every one, and if you do, then you and Sass are in a throw-off. I know, Sass. Are we good? Sass has eight. It's for the low score.

Oh, the low score? Oh, shit. Is there a wild card? Yes. This is the last throw? That was the eighth round, right? That was eight or nine. Probably. It's like a nice cube down my shirt.

It feels nice just sitting on it. Clicky. Throw it over. Just throw it over. That bush is tough. Did that hit it? That bush is impossible. This is making me realize that the house I grew up in has the perfect roof. Does it really?

Yes, and it's the lower. Steady hands all day. There it is. Oh. Who's gonna win this? going to rain. Who's going to win this? Jerry is up. Who's up, Nick? This is the last round. But Jerry's winning. Anthony's at risk of doing the challenge with Sass. Oh, what were their final scores? It's not done yet. Sass has a seven.

Anthony needs to, if he catches everyone. There it is, Nick. What's the score? Oh, thank God I got a nine. Nick right now has nine. Anthony has six. Jerry has ten. What round is it?

And it is the middle of the ninth. I had 24. Just don't fuck it up, Jerry. There you go, Jer. What did I ever do to you? Oh, yeah, shit. What do you have right now? I'm on nine.

He has 11. Do you have one more? Anthony needs his catch. Okay, well, let's go. All right. Let's go. Wait, 10 gets you to the wild card. Yeah. Unless Jerry.

Nick, nine. Anthony, seven. Jerry, 11. Last round. Did it. Nick 9, Anthony 7, Jerry 11. Last round. Did it. Am I going again? Yeah, last round. There you go.

There it is. That's a 10 spot for Nick. So he's at least. He's tied with Nick or he's tied with Clemmer for the wild card. Oh, geez. Oh, no. Jerry wins. All right, so Clemmer. I think he needs this, too. Oh, no. Jerry wins. All right, so Clemmer.

Anthony needs this, too. Oh, Anthony. And if he hits it, Anthony can win. He could win with it. Anthony can win with a hit right here. Oh! He's a catch. Got it.

So Nick and Clemmer go one throw off. Yeah, throw off for Nick and Clemmer to make it as the last. And then who's in the finals? Jerry, Tommy, and Max. Wow. Just one. It's just one-one until someone doesn't score. And then Anthony and Sass have to do a throw off for last.

Yeah, we don't have to. I mean, we can. One point for Clemmer. Oh, no, Nick. Easy, easy. Damn. That's sexy bounce. Great bounce.

Yeah. Okay. Do you want to find those? Okay. Don't tag. Oh, Nick. Does he just go the easy way out? All he needs is a point.

Nice and easy, Nicky. There you go. There it is Nikki. All right, Nick. Damn you Terani All right, so it's your last Is it max and Tommy Jerry Tommy and Nick. I'll sit for the final, Che. High score, yeah. This is for 900 points. I mean, high score has gone first the entire time. 900 points. All right, let's go. Let's get right to it.

I did until I had nothing to do with it. 900 points. Che will be the official ref. I'll be the ref. He'll be the ref for the dings. Should I go up there? Yeah, get up there. Yeah, go up there? Yeah get up there Yeah get up there

Wait is there a fort Oh here What's the order? Max, Tommy, Jerry, Nick Max, Tommy, Jerry, Nick is the order So Max getting fucked Ooh He got fucked by having the best board

Zahn Do I go first? Maybe hold the ladder Yeah Max does And Max Max don't complain just win Thank you You get fucked by having the best board. Do I go first? Max does. And Max, don't complain, just win. Thank you, thank you.

No, I'm going to go up there to judge. Focus on winning. That's what I told you, all right? Good job, man. Actually, that's what we need. Haven't been in it yet. This might be the first day. There's multiple opportunities for Max to come in second. All right, I'm ready.

All right, let's do it. This is a championship. So winner of this gets 900 points, and then we call it a day. Thank you for everyone watching, by the way. We had like 20,000 people watching at the big cat only black still here hanging out what shout out to people still hanging out only black only black silver didn't count yeah everybody puts up 100 points i'm not getting on the roof stop saying that right you guys are you're on vacation this week game would be a six really good let's see if you

can throw it's pretty fun up there on a roof. That looks sick. You probably could pop. Oh, really? Yeah, I was getting a little sun. Like a tiny sea shack with a top. Max. Oh, Jesus.

Yeah. Easy one for Max. Tommy, right away. I like that. Going fast. Pace, pace, pace. Yeah, Tommy with a point. Yeah, I know.

Jerry up. Jerry with a point. Nick, I know. Jerry up. Jerry with a point. Nick up. Wow. Wow. That's a hit for Nicky. Hell yes. Atta boy, Nicky.

And there's Max with a hit. But he can't get the actual. The base of it, that's counting. Wow, this is exciting how fast they're going. Loving it. Tommy, point. Mr. Consistency is Tommy. Oh.

No hit, no hit, no hit. Che fucks over Jerry again. Nick just wants to play the same rhythm. Oh, no hit, no hit. No hit, no hit. Che is. Jerry, you missed it by like two inches. Yeah, it was the last time too.

Max. This one could be trouble. Got to get over. Nope. Max with a goose egg. Tommy, right up there. I feel like Nick has found something. Nick's locked in.

He's found something. Nick's locked in. He's found something. Nick. Oh. Oh. Oh, God. Jay. I didn't touch it. I didn't touch it. Jay almost hits the ball. All right. I just announced who thinks Nick. That's my fault, Nick. What happened? I said I think you found something. Oh. That's on you. I was like, Nick's found something. Max is up. What score? It is Max 6, Tommy 2, Jerry 3, Nick 7.

Tommy's got 3. He's missed for consistency. He's missed his consistency. He's missed for consistency. He's missed his consistency. He's missed independent. Max finds it. Soft catch. Ah, Jerry. What do we think?

I think Jerry's got a ping in him. Oh, fuck. When that comes, we'll... Oh! Oh! Jerry six! This is a high-scoring game. Nick.

Nick's right on it. No. I think they made that blue bag track. Whoa. No hit, no hit. No hit, Chase. No hit. Hit the silver.

Hit the silver, not the black. That's a hit for Tommy. Tommy. Hit the silver. What? It was the silver, not the black. Oh! That's a hit for Tommy. Tommy! Hit the silver. Yeah, it's Tommy. The silver doesn't count. You were just in front of it, Max.

This has got to be really close. It's very close. We'll let this round go. Jerry, nice catch. Nick. All right, pause. Jerry nice catch Nick alright pause so right now Max has 8 Tommy has 8

Jerry has 10 and Nick has 9 wow we're halfway through good game boys top 6 start of the're halfway through. Good game, boys. Top six. Top six. Start of the six. Halfway through.

Maxie. Can he get it? What a catch by Max. Soft hands. Cradles it. Tommy with a little skip. Not quite there. Close.

Jerry with just a lob. Oh no, a groin. It's a groin. It's a groin. Oh no, it's a groin. It's a groin. Oh, Jerry. Kenny can keep playing. He's got the lead and he's injured.

And he can't take painkillers because he's sober. He can't get the shot. An all-time what-if moment. If Jerry, if this ends up hurting him. And you can see it right away. No, no, Che, you got to hit it down. No, Max.

Max, what we've done is you turn around, Max. Stand right there. And I'll tell you when to turn around. I didn't think, so this is just for one. It's for one. I'll tell you when to turn around. It didn't ping, so this is just for one. It's for one. I'll tell you when to turn around. I don't got a smoothie somehow. He's been dashed twice. Go, go, go, go, go!

We did it. That's how we've been doing it. It was close. Before he even told me to turn around. That's how we've been doing it. There's no way I could have caught that. React faster. Max going out sad. I mean, that was bullshit. That had to have been

a late turnaround. Had to have been. Careful on the groin, Jerry. Jerry injured? Oh, no. He's injured. Oh, no. He's done. he's injured. You could hear it. Oh, no. Oh, no. He's done. Can he hold this lead?

He's collapsing. It's a question of can he hold this lead. He's going to have to just go for the ping. Something popped. He felt a pop. He's saying he felt a pop. He just threw his phone in the concrete. Directly to a ball.

How many more throws are left? There's three more rounds. Okay. Three more rounds. Get a score. What's the score? All right. Score update. Three more rounds. Get a score. What's the score? Gary, fight through the pain.

Score update. Max has nine. Tommy has nine. Jerry is at 11. And then Nick, 11. So Jerry and Nick in the lead at 11. Anybody's game. Can Jerry fight through?

Can Max find one? Oh, he was so close to a ping there. One of three, four people ever. No doubt that time. Max has to be picked. Is that a catch, Max? That's a catch. Oh, Tommy.

Jerry's got to just probably change up his strategy or just go for pings. Don't worry about catches. He can't move left. Fuck. Oh, he goes the opposite. He goes for a catch, not a thing. He gets under it. He's trying to hold off the petition.

Nick dancing around it. Oh, no. Oh, no. Uncatchable. And that's nice for Jerry. Jerry takes a one-point lead over Nick even though he's really disgruntled, clearly in pain. Kyle, what's in the smoothie?

Uh, strawberry banana mango. I'd agree. A little peanut butter maybe? Pickens it up? Some protein powder? Whatever it is. That makes it way worse. Can you doordash twice here? Step back. We're on hour three, right?

Oh yeah. Tommy with the catch. You've door dashed twice here? I don't mean to run out of time. Tommy with the catch. Jerry just short. He needs a catch here. Oh, he got it. I think it's like eight. We have one more round left. One more round.

Oh, no. Nick. Wow. Nick. That might be all she wrote, folks. And you see it all over Jerry's face. That might be all she wrote, folks. And you see it all over Jerry's face. That might be all she wrote. All right, so before we go to the final, Nick is now firmly in the lead with 17.

Really hard to beat this. 1, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 17. 17 for Nick. Jerry's probably the only one who can reach him. Jerry has 13. Tommy, you are at 10. And Max, you also have 10. Oh, I thought I had 11.

Max, you have 11. This is it. I mean, big cat trying to fuck me. Well, I can't read TJ's. He doesn't count enough left and right. I don't know what that means. You're supposed to. Max needs a hit. Okay. No hit enough. You're fucking left and right. I don't know what that means. You're supposed to add as you go.

Okay. No hit. It's my first time doing this. Well, I was told that as well. I did it exactly like you, and then Adam was like, hey, buddy, score him this wrong. I was like, all right, I'm not your buddy, pal. Tommy, no hit. Choke says no. Oh, it looks like a hit.

Now it's down to Jerry. Yes. Oh. Jerry needs to catch. You got it? He needs to ping and catch. I did catch it. down to Jerry. Yes! Jerry needs to catch. He needs to ping and catch. I did catch it. Oh! Oh!

He wasn't paying attention. Heartbreaking. That's it. From my side, it looked like no, but it might be. Is that a hit? Che, is that a hit or no? From my side, it was no, but if this angle has it, that might be as close. Wait, wait, wait.

He runs the game. He runs the game. He runs the game. It chipped off the left side. Okay. It hit. We're calling it a hit? So, Chase saying that you did it again? Here we go.

Here we go. No. I don't know. I'm out. What's the score now? You're up, Jerry. You're up. Oh, yeah.

I think that tied it up. No. It's on it. If Adam says, if it stands, then you're up. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. You would be up two on it. I would have 19. And Nick would have –

And Nick would have 17. Oh. Is there a replay? That's tough. I don't think it did. Replay, Colin. Did you see it? They're getting replay right now.

I mean, that was – I mean, Big Cat tried to fuck me the whole last game What are you talking about? I mean Colin just said mine Which one? Nice shot there D.H.A Yeah what the hell are you doing? There's a blind spot I can't see on the other side of the pole

I didn't say it didn't hit. I didn't say it did hit. I'm saying I – No hit. Wait, wait. It's on our screen right now. No hit. Wait, it's on our screen.

Hang on. If you go against one solid, I'll ping. Bounce over. Bounce over. No hit. That's a no hit. That's a no hit. Let's make an exciting ending.

That's a no hit. Let's see this. Let's see this. Jerry, you tell us It's not a hit It's not a hit Jerry's a man of honor Wait a minute I think it is Nick go ahead just let's pretend that he hit

We've no doubt Oh God damn it Alright Nick won 900 points. Nick, yay! What a win for Nick. What a win for Che.

What a win for Kyle. What a win for Adam. Most people here won. Some of us lost. I lost, too. Some of us embarrassed ourselves. I don't know who cried. There was definitely blood.

Tommy didn't have to grill anything. Clemmer did a hell of a job grilling. Kate came on up to visit us, and Anthony did a beautiful job hosting us at his lovely home. The charcuterie was sublime. The roof was slanted, and everybody had a beautiful time under the sun. Clap it up. Great job, everyone.

Thank you, everyone, for watching. Anthony, shout out. Adam, shout out. Thank you, everyone, for watching. Anthony, shout out. Adam, shout out. Incredible time. Yeah, we'll see you tomorrow. Bye. Like the stream.