The Yak - The Yak: Thu Dec 2, 2021

Episode Date: December 3, 2021

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Any time you go game of the year, it's nerve-wracking. Well, game of the year is nerve-wracking, but it's the right side. It's the right side of history. Welcome to the Yak. We got some latecomers, so I want to do a big announcement with everyone here, but I guess I'll just do it without them. So, Roan.

They're going to miss the announcement? They're going to miss the big announcement. So, here it goes okay i disavow school shootings okay bold all of them controversial all of them bold controversial but here i am kind of put us in a tough spot. So, anyone join me? I... All of them? I got a lot to think about. Yes, all of them. Keith Olbermann, what a guy.

I disavow school shootings as well. This is why I should never respond to people on Twitter. Yeah, that was dope. You caught them likes, though. But I've tried to mute the conversation, and for some reason, Twitter won't let me mute it, so I'm just stuck in politics world on my mentions. I want to go back

to everyone sucking my dick about Spotify. Yeah, me too. That's the best. Imagine having a shitty podcast on that day when the Spotify rap comes out. That would suck. Is there anything you two would like

to imagine, brother? No, stop. Anus is a fucking great podcast. Is there anything you two would like to disavow? We've already been disavowing things. I just made a huge announcement that you missed.

What are you guys doing here Friday night? Shit. What? We just did Friday Night Pints. I didn't want to ruin the illusion that it's pre-recorded on Thursday morning.

Where's O-Dog? Where's O-Dog? Where's O-Dog? He has a meeting. He's back here. Owen's back there? His meeting's back there? What? Owen, Owen, get over here.

Owen, sit over here. With Tech Eye Andrew? Sit here in the meeting. I think he just would be on a Zoom. Yeah, sit here in the meeting. He can't hear you. Yeah, he can hear me now. This is literally more important than anything. Tell him he needs to sit in his seat for the meeting. Yeah, he can hear me now. This is literally more important than anything.

Tell him he needs to sit in his seat for the meeting. Wait a second. He needs to sit in his seat for the meeting over here. It's where he's more comfortable. KB, what's up? We should join. Speaking of Keith Olbermann, thanks to him, he was the first time one of my Kent State wrestling teammates made it on ESPN.

Oh. Keith did a whole segment on him. Not in a good way. My boy Sam. What did they say about Sam? I'm going to throw him under the bus. Yeah, he did a tweet, a problematic tweet, and got kicked off the team for it. This is in 2012, 13?

There's only like two or three things you could say in 2012. He was the OG cancelled on Twitter guy. Was it that bad? What about Justine is landed? Not the OG cancelled guy. Now yes. The person who was like, I went to Africa. I hope I don't get AIDS.

That's Justine is landed. Oh, it is? Yeah. You live, you learn. Yeah. Your life experience. That one was one where it was like, hey, everyone just ruined that person's life. Yeah.

But my boy... They, like, showed us that in school as, like, a lesson, like... Don't go to Africa. Everything. Like, everything you stay on the internet. Don't pay for the Wi-Fi. Or always pay for the Wi-Fi on a plane so you can delete. Yeah.

We literally... Like, they literally showed us that in school as an example of public shaming. Oh, wow. I mean, it was. It was a prime example of public shaming. I thought it was a funny tweet. What did K. Olb say? I just bashed him.

I mean, this is a tweet. He did not deserve national attention. So he had to disguise himself on campus for the two weeks that he had before he had to transfer. Oh, fuck. He had to transfer oh transfer schools really just went in said his name what'd he tweet it's a good guy he's a good guy at the time i don't know it was a bad it was a bad tweet i'm not gonna say he's a good guy yet is he there's no way for me to present it but i don't yeah i don't act like i'm defending him but i only doing

with that guy billy's creating nfts and i'm very worried about it he's probably going to use your likeness where he is worried how and for what reason i don't know where he's going to take over the world i just want someone i want him it's his big project before uh ray's season and i really want word on the street is billy got a big old pc for five thousand dollars yeah he did. Straight from Dave Portnoy. I've been going up to random people in the office being like, I can't believe Billy got that PC. I watched that video, and there's actually many times where I'm like,

I love working for this company, but when the phrase was uttered, we had a meeting because Smitty wouldn't stop calling M-Rags Com-Rags right yeah i was like this is why i love this company in the purest form yeah like where they had to have a real sit down meeting like hey smitty no more calling him come right and that's what makes the whole keith olbermann shit so much funnier he's like this trump is fascist culture do you understand how stupid we are as a company? And how we really are more than anything trying to make people laugh. We're too dumb

to be malicious. We're to have an ideology. Like ideological influence on... I was trying to figure out this MLB lockout. It was confusing the fuck out of me. So what did you guys disavow at the time? Yeah, I'm down to disavow.

School shootings. School shootings. I'm out. I'm out on school shootings. I disavow. Keith Olbermann muddied the waters, kind of put us in a corner where it's like, do you like them or do you not? I do not. I do not.

I think they're tragic and they're horrible and they're a very sad part of our society. Did he grow up in a nudist colony? He gives me those vibes. Hedonism 3. Have you pulled up the picture of him in the American flag? The ripping in the town. The hot guy face. The ripping in the town. His background is probably weird.

He probably grew up in something. No, he went to the same high school as Billy. Yeah, Billy said that. Huh. In Westchester County? Some shit like that. The ripping in the tearing. You guys remember Hedonism, Rick?

What a fucking legend. Wait, Hedonism is like the club in Mexico where swingers go? It's like the all-inclusive club. To fuck. To fuck. For like 50-year-olds to fuck. Hedonism 1, Hedonism 2. Oh. There's options for fucking 50-year-olds to fuck. Hedonism 1, hedonism 2. Oh.

There's options for fucking 50-year-olds. No, no, no. It's like Club Med. Why are there numbers to hedonism? Because there's multiple ones. Oh, Jesus Christ. This guy. Is he a refugee?

That was going to be on the cover of Time. He just got out of an earthquake. They ran out of those space blankets. It was the rare thing too when it happened last night. He is one of the rare guys that I don't follow him but I have him muted and I was like, that's weird.

And then I realized right after because he just does a fucking Sarah McLaughlin commercial every day with these dogs that are going to die. He just puts them on the fucking timeline like this dog's about to die in 40 seconds unless you go and get it. Bro, you take them in then.

Have a fucking dog farm, you rich asshole. I have a dog. I rescued my dog. I'm not a hero, but I am a hero. But how many dogs can I have? You rescued your dog from a breeder for $10,000. No. That was a true mutt. But he's got you on Schindler's List time being like,

I could have saved more dogs. Did you save him, Olbermann? Stop trying to bury your fucking incendiary tweets with fucking dead dogs. It's rare to have the mute of a non-follow. I didn't need the retweets. They were killing me when people retweeted on my timeline. He's got the same skeletons as Rex Chapman. retweets were killing me when people would retweet it on my timeline. He's got the same skeletons as Rex Chapman. Oh, Rex.

Big time. Rex Timeline Cleanser. You know what's a Timeline Cleanser? Just going outside. Yes. I love when people are like, Timeline Cleanser. Walk your phone. Timeline Cleanser.

Stop looking at it. And it's some person hugging someone else. Timeline Cle cleanser. Thank God. I thought I was going to have to close the app. Now I feel good again. Now you can get some more toxic. But no, Keith Olbermann definitely has a Mark Wahlberg level event in his life that he's trying to bury.

That he's trying to push deep down and atone for. Anybody that just swings off or jumps off the deep end and blames other people for shit has some bad shit in their past. Get a hobby, dude. Get your prostate checked. Watch TV. Such a crazy tweet.

I was mind blown when I saw it. He's a wild and crazy guy. It's so hard to be mad when there's TV. Just watch TV. Watch the game. I watched the game last night. Watched multiple games. Why isn't Owen in here? Wait, how's his review going? Thumbs up, thumbs down.

I started the Beatles documentary. It was good. This is his preview. Sorry, I had to speak his office. You can ask him. Owen, let's go. What's going on? What do you mean you can't? Who are. What's going on? Come in here. Get in here. Tell him he's got to sit in here. What do you mean you can't?

Who are you talking to? Watch the meeting in here. It's probably Gaz. Keith Olbermann. What's he on? Yeah, he's on with Keith. They're giving him a podcast. He can't say no, can he?

Can he say no? Owen is producing Keith's podcast. For Gaz? For Gaz. He's saying no to my face. This is... I can get this guy to do whatever I want. I hope he swings a left.

To piss you boys off. That would be... That would be all time. You just give a Deirdre a sock? Yep. Owen and I are going to look at an apartment today. Everyone's getting a little tense around Rays season. Rays season. The Tampa Rays.

Tampa Bay Rays. Owen, unplug your headphones. No. We'd like to listen to this. Who are you talking to? Tucker. Carlson or Max? It's one of the two, and they're both on my Rushmore.

Along with Chris Tucker, who was recently on the Flight Logs. Or it's just a man doing a mangina. The four best Tuckers. Those are the four best. That's our Tucker Mount Rushmore. Wait, can we make that? And it's just like the four faces and just thighs and a fleshy patch. Yeah, Max Carlson, Mangina, and Chris.

Chris. Do you have the Hedonism? Can we play the Hedonism video or no? They're going to ostrich us the Hedonism? Can we play the Hedonism video or no? They're going to ostrich us. Hedonism Rick? This is an old school internet 1.0. When people weren't aware of the... There's something beautiful about old internet where people would get videotaped and they

wouldn't realize that then it would just go out to the internet. Yeah. Oh yeah, here he is. This guy is... This guy fucks so much. and they wouldn't realize that then it would just go out to the internet. Yeah. Oh, yeah, here he is. This guy is, this guy fucks so much. Oh, Nick, fans to you. Fans to the two of us. Oh, yeah. Blackbeachweek.com, and let me tell you, I got a very special guest this time.

His name is Rick, and where are you from, Rick? Arizona. Arizona. He's been a member of Hedonism II for how many years again? Since 1988. How many times do you say you've been here? Forty times. Forty times. What brings you to Hedonism that many times?

The wild women. The wild women. The ripping and the tearing. The ripping and the tearing. Oh, man. That's what I'm talking about. Oh, my goodness. What have you done this whole entire week? There's no other place in this universe like hedonism to Like he had no idea this was going on the internet. The little slip. That's Skip Bayless. It is. You think there's one hedonism trip that he took where he didn't fuck more than one woman?

Well, it doesn't look like hedonism two is that lit. There's nobody there. It was ten in the morning. Wait, did the sequel just last for decades? What? He said he's been going to hedonism two since the 80s. No, but that's not a sequel. It's like a second location.

Yeah, it's a second location. Why do you like that location? I think there's multiple locations of hedonism. Oh, so hedonism two is just a place. Can we find out how many locations of hedonism? It's like the Applebee's of the Caribbean. But why do they call them by the numbers? Why do they call it Hedonism Cancun or Hedonism Bahamas?

It's just, you know, there's hedonism everywhere. It makes it easier. You don't have to know where you are. You're at hedonism. This is a proper noun, right? Like the name of something. Yeah, no, it is a hotel and resort. I'm pretty sure it's simply a hotel and resort that you know that there will not be children at.

But also kind of like naughty stuff will also be happening. Yeah, like topless pools and shit. There's an air of hedonism. I'm not going to fucking take my kids. Well, you can't go. Stay in the room. Is there any good highlights of hedonism? That didn't look like much.

That didn't look lit. That guy was lit. He was lit. Oh, that looked lit. It takes more than a man to light something. Why would he go 40 times if it wasn't lit? I believe it was. I want an alternate angle.

The interviewer looked like Charlie Villanueva as well. Can we get a brochure of hedonism real quick up on the screen? I was in Costa Rica, and we met two older dudes who I was convinced they were two gay dudes together, but they said after, they're like, we're going to be at this resort, and then we're going to Hedonism next for a little bit of wild time. And I think they were single guys.

That's almost certainly gay. Oh, there we go. Clothing optional resort in Jamaica. Top clothing. That's like, remember a year ago, there was that guy who posted... Top clothing? The guy who posted online, who's like, remember like a year ago there was that guy who posted online, he's like, here's a picture of my dad and David Bowie from like 1972, and they're like sharing a motorcycle and everyone's like, uh, David Bowie fucked you.

They're like smiling. Runaway Bay sounds like a great place. Hedonism 2. Oh, so wait. Where was 1 opened? Yeah, what happened to 1? 1 was... Oh, 3 was in Runaway Bay.

I kind of like the idea of opening 2 without a 1. Yeah, it's like unleashing the 3 hamsters. Or 2 hamsters and they're one and three. There was never a hedonism one. Wow. That's awesome. Wait, hedonism three closed. Yeah, too much fuck.

So we only have hedonism two now. Yeah, look up why hedonism three closed. I'd love to know. Can we look at the controversies now? Controversies, uh-oh. I don't actually know. Public nudity is illegal in Jamaica. I don't know if I want to look at the controversies.

You're just in swinger conventions. Swinger conventions. He used to say he was not running a whorehouse, and to his knowledge, whores are not working. Wait, so is there a website for hedonism? Can we go to hedonism2.com? I just want to make sure there's no... Nudity?

No titties. Top clothing not required. Oh, yeah, that makes sense. We should take the Yak Live show from Hedonism 2. Let's call it Hedo 2. Hedo 2. Hedo Turkoglu. Turkoglu, yeah.

And if you fuck there, you're Hedogenic. That's the only way to get into full Hedo. I see Za looking at the... Yeah, Za. Zoom in on Za's face, see if he's getting aroused. Oh, Za. Oh, God. There's a lot of...

Za's checking out some some hedonism. Once again, sorry for anyone listening to this as a podcast. There's a lot of vlogs documenting it. Yeah? It just doesn't look... It looks tame in every thumbnail, though. Well, oh, that doesn't look tame. What are you talking about, KB?

Look at that. Those are young people. That's three women for two men. And those dudes are beat. What a ratio. Wild winter. It does seem like a place you'd just show up and it'd be like 90% dudes. Two weeks from now.

Best deal guarantee. It's like Firefest. The Firefest angle where there was a lot of dudes that just showed up thinking they were just fucked the whole time. Yeah. And it was only dudes. Yikes. Need to change plans. Ooh, cancel for any reason.

Free cancellation. That's only $49 a person. That's probably an STD policy. There needs to be some, yeah. Those mermaids are too much fish. Okay. What's included? Let's book something for- I thought she was holding that with her foot. What's included? Let's book something for...

I thought she was pulling that with her foot. What's included? One of the greatest... That's hedonism, brother. Hedonistic desires. Wow. This is the lamest thing of all time, in my opinion. What's this guy?

This guy's recycling. This guy's a hot recycler. No, he brings that just to get pussy. No, it's actually reverse. The beaches are spotless. It's reverse because it's hedonistic behavior, so they have a bag of trash that you can litter on. It's like a break room.

Oh, it's not just throw it away. I would pay money to go to a beach where I could litter. Litter, yeah. They did say all your desires. All your desires. All your wicked desires. Like throwing a six-pack ring next to your batteries. Plopping them.

All your desires. You never have to flush. What are the categories? Does it say nude? What is prude? Go to prude. Go to prude. Go to prude.

Let's see prude. Prude category. Hedonism. They're all people dressed like Amish. What is prude. Go to prude. Hit prude. Let's see prude. Prude category. Hedonism. They're all people dressed like Amish. What is prude? Oh, so she has a sweater on and he's giving her a raspberry. Hot wifing? Wait, you couldn't get the sound.

What is hot wifing? You know what hot wifing is. You're hot wifing it. Is it just kissing? Oh, is this like a blog? No, this is a website. This is their website. This is you finding out more about it.

I'd like to know more about hot wifing. Yeah. Click three signs. Brandon, you've been doing that for years. The term hot wifers refers to a married woman who has sexual relationships with different men with the approval of an orphan. How does swing if you're single? I don't think that's swinging. That's just fucking.

That's just singling. The romping shop playbook. Wait, how's this prude? This is the prude version. I want to go to the non-prude version. What could it possibly be? I bet you Loud Sean has been there. Loud Sean's been there.

Yeah, Loud Sean's for sure been there. Turn the levels down. You ever been to Hedism? Okay. Would you get it? Liar. Maybe. Okay, there we go.

Loud Sean's in for some hot. It's always on Hedism. Can we get Playboy Marty in here? He's been. Either Playboy Marty or Jeremy Spund has been there. Playboy Marty probably owns half of it. There's Frank. He's not happy with me. Is he not?

We don't have a seat for him. I told him that. It's very clear. The rules are now very clear. I love Frank. If we have everyone here on a Thursday, he's out. If we don't, he's in. He just buzzed the tower, though, hard.

He buzzed the tower. Thank God Owen's in here. If Owen was in here and you had told him that it was a full house, if Owen was in the other room... That's why. Why do you think I was making him come sit here? Yeah, facts. How is the meeting going, though?

Can we get an update on the meeting? Meeting update? What's Chris Tucker saying? Chelsea Carter! Who are you with? He's with Tucker. Who the fuck is Tucker, bro? Do we have a Tucker?

I think Owen has a job interview right now. Owen's going to Vice. Imagine. He's just interviewing for a job on the back. In our face. It's actually genius. All right, so what's else going on? New tacos and titties post.

Oh, really? Somebody suggested this, but yeah, use the comments there as yak discussion. Yes, let's use that as our yak message board. Wait, is it tacos or titties? It's a titty. I'm only liking tacos. What is tacos and titties? Did I miss this?

Oh, you're on here. I can already see that KB likes the titties. It's an Instagram account that reached out to KB. Oh. Do you know what Frankie Borelli's name? I like this. These are two of my favorite things. Yes, Frankie here.

So KB's followed this for almost two years now. Since its inception. Do you want to check? He was its first follower. They reached out to him. But we've noticed the fifth post, the sixth post down, is Frankie Borelli. What's he doing on Tacos and Titties? Scroll through, scroll through.

What's Frankie doing on Tacos and Titties? Whoa, Frankie. And the Tacos and Titties? Whoa, Frankie. And the Tacos and Titties girls announced on their Instagram story beforehand that they would be at that Mesita place. That's right. So he followed them. That's right. But everybody is tagged, but Frankie, did he remove his tag? Yes, he did.

And he's looking awesome. Those are NHL players. They are. Yeah. Look at him. Frankie's basically in the NHL. I'm going to follow Tacos and Titties. This is like the old-fashioned

whenever you would see Hot Chicks Instagram and it would just be liked by Glennie Balls and Riggs. KB. What? Come on. I like more Tacos posts.

Dude, she told me. She was like Kyle commented on my fucking post And I was like Go back to bed Fall back asleep Maybe a comment too That would mean a lot to those girls

You run this account No swag runs this shit And you didn't get it I'm commenting You didn't get a hat Where's the hat then KB? They just DM'd me I didn't open it yet Where's the hat? Yeah they DM? They just DM'd me. I didn't open it yet.

Where's the hat? Yeah, they DM'd me too. This is KB's page that he started running himself. They did not run this page. He runs his page himself. And he put up a picture of Frankie Borelli. No, it was a gutcha moment because I saw tacos and titties DM'd me and I saw it was only one follower.

Thank you. KB knows why. This is not gutcha. This is not a gutcha. Let's go. Let's go. Oh, they sent two hats yesterday. Titties.

Titties. Titties. What do the hats look like? Show me a screenshot of them. It said, let me know if you need more and how many, and I got you. Tacos. Oh. So it was a gut chair. God damn.

Fuck yeah. You called me stoic yesterday. And? You've been stewing on this? This Cuban piece. Stoics don't stew. Cuban piece. I got called don't stew. Cuban piece. I got called stoic today, this morning at breakfast.

Breakfast where? You were at breakfast with a Cuban? I went to retreat myself after lifting. Oh, dude, I'm going to try to lift again. And what'd you get? She said, are you okay? And I said, why? She said, you look like you're pondering something deep.

You look stoic. What'd you say to that? I forget. I have my fucking finger on the pulse, bro. You're a fucking – you're a stoic, bro. You're a realist. Yeah, I think I said, yeah, my boy Roan called me stoic yesterday. And she was like, oh, is he the – wait, the battle rapper?

Silent, strong type. Dude, I was talking to someone. Gary Cooper. Yeah. Yes. Dude, one time I went to a battle rap in Ohio. That's the Sopranos, right? Yeah.

They don't make them like they used to. I just watched Chris's intervention. Unreal. The best episode. So fucking funny. The Silvio. Well, my favorite line from the whole show when he's like, one morning I walked in the bing.

There you were with your hair touching the toilet water. Disgusting. Disgusting. That was it. That was the whole intervention for him. What did Pauly say? I don't write shit down. You're weak.

You're weak. So is the meeting over? Yeah. Who's talking? It was good. I don't know. Well, what was the meeting about? Podcast.

Huh. What did they say? Ads. Two more? Insertion. Okay. What did they say? Ads. Two more? Insertion. Okay. Why are you being coy? Why did you say ads and insertion were two different things? Well, it's ad insertion.

Okay. Uh-oh. Well, no, actually, I think that's good for you. That is good. You don't have to read them. Yeah, they're just put in. Pre-recorded. The people would revolt. That's what they want to do?

That's what it is. Wait, really? Why? I don't know. I don't think it's a fun yak topic. Oh, it is. It is. Yeah.

We were just talking. We always go from hedonism to ads. And we were talking about KB's stoic breakfast. So we can pivot. With a Cuban. Cuban breakfast. With a Cuban? You went to a Cuban spot.

Painted on eyebrows. Cuban person, right? She told me she was from Florida and she looked Cuban. So you assumed it? So this was a long conversation. We should ask her political leanings. She sat down? Without doubts.

What? She sat down without doubts? I don't know what she said. Where would you guess she was from in Cuba? The Havana side? I don't even know any other city. Little Havana? Well, Havana's in the middle, right?

You get her number? The other city that was in James Bond's movie. You just had a Cuban piece walk up to you? She was serving me. Oh. She did walk up to you. She went out of her way to say, is everything okay? Like something's wrong.

These are the conversations that when people accuse us of being smart and having an agenda. There was a florida woman who kb says from cuba and then roan said there's that other city in the bond movie in cuba i do like to think oberman's watching man are we worldly we are worldly what's the other fucking city though it looks sweet pigs i feel likeanamo. Oh, no, there's another one.

He's right. There's another city. There's another big city? Another Ciudad Famosa. It's not Santiago because that's in Chile. Belize? No, that's a country. It could be.

Fuck. Could it be Santiago? I mean, there's a lot of doubles. Doubles on the Santiago's? Yeah. What is it, Rowan? You've had your phone up for a while. I'm looking.

I'm trying to fucking scroll through. Just go to the map, Cuba, and then zoom out. Whatever two cities pop up. Yeah. That's easy. Havana and the other one. It's not Guantanamo. What one was in the...

None of you have seen the Bond movie? No, I don't like Bond. No, I don't like James Bond. I've seen a lot of Bond movies. Plus, there's a lot of Bond movies. Yeah, I've seen one. The most recent one. Toxic masculinity.

That's what's awesome. I saw one and it was good, but I didn't watch it. I won't watch it until they make a Chickabond. Yeah. It sounded like one word. Chickabond. In the new one, they do make a Chickabond. Preferably.

And she is, yes. Havana. Havana. Santiago. Sidney Sweeney. Is it Santiago? Sidney Sweeney is going to be the next James Bond. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. It's got to be. Bravano. It's got to be. Bravano? It's got to be Santiago.

Florida. I think it's Santiago. Santiago. I think it's Santiago. That's on the very other side. Oh, that's where she's from. Florida, Cuba. Oh.

Because he goes from Jamaica to Santiago. So it's got to be Santiago. Come on, man. Well, I was right then. Yes. Santiago. Here are your flowers, Brandon. Yeah, let's drop us in there while you're living.

Kyle, why don't you go back there and bring up, oh, have you ever been to Cinca Dental? Love that spot. Why are we getting Cuban for breakfast, though? What do they have? Mofongo? Yeah, you assumed it was a Cuban restaurant because she was Cuban. She just worked there. What was the restaurant?

I'm not going to say. You're not going to blow up. So apparently he wasn't actually shot in Cuba at all. He got McDonald's breakfast. If you're in Key West, do you see the lights of Cuba? What? No, I don't think so. Nine miles.

Where do you think it is? That's a long way to see. It's 90. It's not 90. Not from Key West. It's like 60. It's got to be more than that. It's not that far at all.

Is there like a certain... You can see the lights of it. This is Sarah Palin talking. It is. I don't think so. It's like 60. It's got to be more than that. It's not that far at all. Is there like a certain... Can you see the lights of it? This is Sarah Palin talking. It is. I don't think so. Yeah, it is. You can see Russia from Alaska. You know how far you can see lights in the fucking ocean?

Not 90 miles. Let's see. It's not 90 miles. No, actually... It's not 90 from Key West. No way. But not even close. I don't know.

I would say... I think you'd see like three miles. Yeah. Maybe. How far can you see? You can look it up, but there's a certain distance that you stop seeing. Yeah. Like it's over the horizon.

Yeah. And it's definitely a lot less than 60 miles. You can see something an hour away? Guess not. You can see Indiana from parts of Chicago across the water. But that's only like 20 miles maybe? I don't know. Can we find out how far you can see? How far can you see?

I think it's a very large amount. It is? Is he right? Uh-oh. We might have to do a group apology. Oh, no. What's that? That's Cuba.

That's Cuba. That's it right there. Wait, no way. Is that Cuba? Wait, is that Cuba? That could very well be. Oh, fuck. Fuck. That's not Cuba, is it right there. Wait, no way. Is that Cuba? Wait, is that Cuba? That could very well be. Oh, fuck. Fuck.

That's not Cuba, is it? There's no way. Key West is not that far. Miami's 90 miles. Why don't you use Google? Can you see Cuba from Key West? You can't. Oh, shit.

No way. No way, dude. Wait, go to Key West. Go to Key West. That was like one mile away. That wasn't even close. Wait, that's Key West. Go to Key West. All right, so that's Key West. Okay, well. That wasn't even close. Go to Key West.

That's Key West. That's Cuba. That's so far, dude. That's so far. Yeah, you saw that little shit over there. That was a dock. It is one of my weaknesses, though,

judging distance over water. Can't do it. It's hard. It's always a lot shorter than you think. You can almost see. No, I think the opposite. No. It's longer than you think.

What does almost see mean? I feel like when you're looking at it to the furthest point of the horizon, you're like, damn, that's like 1,000 miles away. Oh, no. It's like two miles away. When I'm in a boat and I'm like, I could swim to shore and I couldn't. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Well, you're not great at swimming either. I'm actually a fantastic swimmer. Probably and I couldn't. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Well, you're not great at swimming either. I'm actually a fantastic swimmer. Probably best in the act. Really? No way. Then why didn't you swim across the Hudson? Well, because I didn't need to. He didn't need to prove it to himself.

True. Yeah, I didn't need to prove that shit to myself. It's also the, is it? It wasn't the Hudson. It's the East River. Yeah, so you're wrong on all accounts. I was wrong on all accounts. I admit that, and I'm fine admitting that.

Oh! My boy's growing. Damn. My boy's growing. My boy's over here fucking showing personal growth. Donnie should fucking do it now. It's easy to do it in the middle of summer. I know. He won't. He won't. Pussy. Where's that pussy at? Montenegro?

Is he back in Italy? Yeah. He's in Venice? Yeah. We're about to do a show. Are you guys serious? We have to record Boy Dad with him, and we don't want to do Zoom. The quality isn't great, so we got to go over there. It ruins the rapport, so we're going to go to Venice. You got to do it.

You have to do it. We got to go over there for two weeks. Got to do it. It's not a two-episode deal with Donnie. Donnie. Donnie. The boy Donnie. Donnie.

Fuckin' Donnie. Brandon, why don't you read the Travis Matthews? Because you're wearing it today. Donnie. Donnie. The boy Donnie. Donnie. Fuckin' Donnie. Brandon, why don't you read the Travis Matthew because you're wearing it today. He is. Who are you? No, this is Travis Matthew. That's the exact same. It totally is. Travis Matthew is a lifestyle performance apparel brand.

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All right. Here's what I'll say. Here's what I'll say. It's all you want to hear. No, whenever Dave brings it up, it's always like, but TJ is very well liked. So I think you just ride the well liked wave. You're the man, TJ. Yeah, you are the man. Thanks.

You're the man, dog. What is the are the man. Thanks. You're the man, dog. What is the worst that could happen? Have we started scouting? No, you would not get fired. I would definitely walk into Dave's door and be like, no way, no chance. But do we have other producers on deck? TJ's right outside of a made man,

so maybe you could get fired. He's on the Brandon Walker College football show. He's a friend of ours. He's a friend of ours, not a ball show. He's a friend of ours. He's not a made man. He's a friend of ours. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's he need to do? What should I do to get made? You think Glennie Balls is made?

No, Glennie Balls is made, man. I think Glennie's made and Glennie doesn't think he's made. You got a whack moosh. How does Glennie not think he's made? Glennie just fucking gallivants around the world. He's like, oh no, I'm not made. Glennie, you're made. You're made. There are.

You're made. We could do the whole list of made men here. And I said made men can get whacked. No, but they'd have to do something really out of turn. A made man has to whack a made man. Right. You can't just get whacked by a civilian. Look at Smitty.

Smitty's made man. Smitty's made? He's made and paid. Smitty's been made forever, dude. Oh yeah, Brandon, you're not a made man. That's fine. But Glennie is. We should have Smitty on.

I like Smitty. Smitty's hilarious. You add a good element to the yak. I want to get him riled up. It's a big progressiveness. It's a pro Smitty show. You want to get him riled up? Yeah.

Why? What do you like about it? It cracks me up. Why? It tickles me. Ever since I saw the Smitty and Nate video in Vegas, it's hard not to like Smitty. That's amazing.

The funniest video that Barstool's ever made. Smitty has some all-time Barstool moments. Yeah. Even outside of work, him running into that pole. The jousting thing. I mean, you guys probably don't even remember. Do we have the pole? We had an entire campaign

of pay Smitty where Dave just put a shirt on sale and was like if you guys want to pay Smitty buy a shirt and like no one bought it

it just said pay Smitty on it also Dave was like I will crowd fund his salary if enough people buy this shirt

I will pay him full time I was also like just a Barstool reader when the shit came out about him being a pasta salesman, and I thought it was a funny Smitty lookalike. No, that was him. It turns out that he was just actually a pasta salesman. A parking lot pasta salesman outside of an Acme in a Philadelphia area grocery store or whatever. How is that a real job?

Smitty's a real job? A maid man. Smitty is one of those dudes that I will in 30 years, I will bump into Smitty and we will have a great fucking time reminiscing about everything. No, he ran into a pole at a wedding.

Yeah, the wedding. This one actually, he bled. Yeah, Smitty's the best. Play the wedding one. The wedding one's awesome. Smitty's just a solid ass dude. He had his pregnant wife clear the driveway so he could shoot this video, shot an air ball, and then cut his head open.

Smitty versus Nate Tangles. His poker one was good. Yeah. His poker one was hilarious. They're the best. Where the intercom's still there. It's like a sketch. They're talking directly to him. Yeah. Yeah, his poker one was hilarious Big time

Extremely he all yeah, he's also like not afraid to get like physical altercations with women and stuff Didn't he do like the Oklahoma drill With like Holly Mangold He got bodied or something Yeah he got fucked up He got bodied badly What are you doing? A few dodgeball ones Yeah dodgeball Smoke the girl in dodgeball

Smoke the girl with the With the snowball Outside of the art museum in Philly Of course Of course. Of course. This is so good. He also had the hoverboard. Remember the hoverboard?

That was actually a really funny one because those guys were like Cuban invested in them, Mark Cuban, and they brought it to the office. Smitty ate shit on it, and the guys like hit me up, and they're like, hey, can you get that deleted? Because it's like a bad look for our hoverboard company.

I was like, no, I can't. It's Smitty. You want me to grab him? I was wondering what video this was. See if we can get him to run into a pole. Dude, he had the video, too, where he tried to punch that guy, the professional boxer, for like two minutes in a parking lot in Philly. He couldn't touch him.

Yes. Wait, that was incredible. Yeah, no, Smitty's the best. That was another one. He got so many. He was doing this fair, inflatable jousting and just demolished some kid. Oh, yeah, that's right. And I was the mascot.

That's right. I was in the Fortnite World Cup. Yes. But wasn't it like a video producer that he was like... He was Corey Smutledge. Yeah, it was Corey. He was like, put this on, and then he just demolished Corey. Corey's a decently sized boy.

Yeah, he's a thick boy. Thick. Thick. Thick. Thick. Thick. Thick. Thick.

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Thick. Thick. Thick. Thick. Thick. Thick. Thick. Thick. Thick. Thick. Thick. Thick. Thick. Thick. Thick. Thick, man. He's probably fucking with Big T right now. He's fucking with Big T right now. He loves to fuck with Big T.

That's kind of his new Nate in some ways because Nate won't play ball and Big T will play ball. So he just likes to have someone he can agitate. Smitty and Nate could have been like the modern day Kenny and Spenny. 100%. Did we watch the Vegas hotel room? Not on the app. Which one? When the camera was off.

No, it's played. It's so funny. It's the best. It's not that long either. No, it's the best video Barstool's ever done. Yeah, it really is. It's hysterical. Glinda.

Ugh, Glinda. Never cleans. That was Glinda. Never cleans. That was a question on the dozen. What was it? It was the maid's name, and I got it right. Because I love this video so much. If you will. Let's go for the grand tour.

Glinda? Yeah. Remember that was a question? Yep. See you at the fine dining living room. Let's take you into the fine dining living room. What? Well, hello.

Didn't see you there. The cameraman just did his own show. Shall I join? It's not weird. Eric would like to show you our fridge. And our icebox. Eric. Or Nate. Can you just do that again?

Try to be a professional. You keep it stacked with the essentials. Hup, Glenda. What a jokester. That's why I keep her, uh... A thin stack of money. And a black and mild plastic tip. And a black and mild plastic tip. Fucking Glenda.

She knows I hate pulp. It's good. It's what he's saying. I don't want to sit up. Go back. I want to see. It got Nate's face. Clearly didn't want to take that shot.

Watch. Watch right at the end. It's good. I don't understand how they're even shooting. He just looked right at the camera at that last second. He's like, oh that was so bad. Look at him. You're really- Welcome to the master bedroom. This is where the magic happens.

I mean, usually we don't allow house pets on the bed, but we make an exception. Rude. Just do the fucking jacuzzi and that's it. We're literally not putting this video out. You can start it over and do it all yourself, but like... Alright, maybe that's what's going to happen. I'm not putting this video out. You can start it over and do it all yourself, but, like... All right, maybe that's what's going to happen. I'm not doing this with you. What about Glenda?

I'm not doing... Like, you've ruined every part of this video by not trying to understand. You've got to do it for Glenda at this point. I'm not doing this video. So, we're not going to... Like, you can just delete this whole thing because this isn't going up. Just talking to a few guys camera guy. You ruined that entire thing. None of that's going on the website.

Okay. Like if you want to do the Cribs video from the beginning, like go ahead and do it. But the fact that you just have to be a fucking dickhead the entire time. He's like clutching his shit. We're in robes! We're fighting in robes! He's like a fucking asshole the entire time. Like it's like impossible to work with you when you do that. Like, like it's like incredible. Like I can't even like take fireball out. the entire time. It's impossible to work with you when you do that.

It's incredible. I can't even take fireball out. Why didn't you use a sponsor? Shut the fuck up. Nate, calm down. You're just so fucking stupid. Nate, I apologize. You don't, though.

Nate, I think things are going to be all right. We're going to work well together as a team. He's a candlestick away from, like, seeing a ghost. Oh, hi there. Welcome to our Las Vegas. Hey, babe. Hey. Oh, man.

This is just the Smitty hour. Smitty. Smitty. You hear the Smitty. Oh, Smitty, you hear the Smitty? Oh, Smitty. Is that you, TJ? No, I was sitting outside in the sun for five hours that day watching camera equipment. Oh, that's fun. So good.

The greatest Smits. Unbelievable. I love this company. company yeah can't get enough it really is the best wouldn't stop calling Emmerax Cumrax you can just see

I can just see Smitty 2 being like like do it like in his trying so hard not to say it, and then it just comes out. He's like, I have to do it. His name is EmRags. You have to call him CumRags.

That was a legit screaming match in a Discord call. Really? It was insane. Wait, who was screaming at him? I'm on Smitty's side, by the way. It was Devlin and Smitty screaming at each other, and it was the first day that EmRags or the social person Riley for GameTime was in a call with any of us.

I don't know, like, the Devlin versus Smitty, I'm staying out of that whole thing, but if we're talking it just on that point that Smitty should be allowed to call him CumRags, I 100% have Smitty. What a debate. That's the rhetoric that inspires, like, school. Or that they're screaming at each other.

Like, what could the words of the screaming be? Like Or that they're screaming at each other. Like what could the words of the screaming be? Like what are they saying to each other? Like I will call him Comrades. You can't call him

Comrades. Well then his name shouldn't be Amra. It's right there. All you have to do is add a C and a U. What do you want me not to make jokes?

Yeah that's fascism right there. That's fascism that's fascism it's hilarious we need to by the way before we like forget it we need to have that guy Nick back in here to do a full Stephen Chay we just gleaned something incredible

what'd you glean Stephen had a high school classmate oh yes I heard this he just dropped us on us casually What? What do you mean? Steven had a high school classmate. Oh, yes. I heard this. He just dropped this on us casually. Who drove a monster truck. Not a lifted truck. A monster truck.

A monster truck. Jack Joyce. His name was Jack Joyce. And he just drove a monster truck. Like Gravedigger. It was purple, too. Oh, my God. So it was like Graved.

Was Gravedigger purple? Gravedigger is purple and green. Yeah. I remember the green. And I think it's was purple? Gravedigger is purple and green. Yeah. I remember the green. And I think it's driven by a woman. I thought it was green, too. I don't know. Why did I think it was green?

What do you think he called the purple monster truck? Gravedigger? Gravedigger's still around. Yeah, Gravedigger's definitely still around. There's like iterations. It's like... Someone else drives Gravedigger now. It's like the Blue Man Group.

Yeah. It's a concept. How sad do you think... It's green....you're like the Blue Man Group guy who got kicked How sad do you think the blue man group guy who got kicked out? Is it green? Is there a guy who got kicked out? Aren't there a bunch of blue men? Yeah. I think there's like a hundred of them.

Yeah. It's a corporation where it's a random group of three guys every time. But there's got to be one guy who was part of at least the beginning of it being like, this is really fucking stupid. I'm out. And now it's like a multi-billion dollar corporation. But it can't be fully random, right? You have to learn like blue one, blue two, blue three.

You can't learn all three roles, can you? I think each one knows each role. They're interchangeable like that. The blue man group was hot. Zaz is leaving? Zaz quit. Look at him. All right, Zaz quitting.

See you, Zaz. Zaz out. Where are you going? The troops. Man United. Oh, the game's you, Zaz. Zaz out. Where are you going? Where are you going? The troops. What? Oh, the games right now? Big game against Man United. Right now?

3-15. Oh, where are you guys watching? Hoboken. Oh, that fuck. He's such a fuck. Troops, he's running from you. I might have to go over to Hoboken. Go now.

I've gotten everybody in the office. Go with him. Mario Lopez at 3 o'clock. Oh, shit. He sees Slater. Go with them. Mario Lopez at 3 o'clock. Oh, shit. DC Slater. Stop and buy. Mario Lopez. I've gotten everybody.

Every time Troops has his headphones on listening to music, they tap him on the shoulder and they're like, Ed Sheeran? And he gets so fucking mad. He gets so mad. Oh, that's great. Troops. Oh, hell yeah. Oh, yes.

You know, you don't need to censor a man. Jaina, there's nothing there. It, hell yeah. Oh, yes. You know, you don't need to censor a man. China, there's nothing there. It was borderline. He's American. The Mount Rushmore of Tucker. I would put that Mount Rushmore up against maybe any name. Certainly. Tucker Max, he's not face identifiable, but he's the Rickard.

Oh, you didn't. No, he is. I know that face. Have you guys ever seen Mount Rushmore in real life? No. It's tiny. It's underwhelming. They haven't cleaned up the rubble from chipping it away.

It's still all underneath of there. It's a tourist trap. You'd, like, pay to go see it. I would never want to. Yeah. Or you could just drive by it for free. Go to the Corn Palace. Yeah.

In Mitchell. That's something. Now, Go to the Corn Palace in Mitchell. That's something. Now, what is the Corn Palace? Is that just a giant corn maze? I think there's a corn maze there. It's made of fake corn. And at night she flies to the motherland. Sells love to another man.

It's too cold outside for angels to fly. That was his first hit, I think. That's a SingStar song. And lately, she's in the class 18. Stuck in her daydreams. Oh, fuck.

Has he run out of multiplication signs to put on his album covers? No, he's doing PEMDAS. Is he going PEMDAS, really? He's about to go to exponents. That one's going to be fire. It is. Squared.

And on the pipe, she flies to the motherland. On the pipe? Pause, bro. That's a good way to go viral Alright that looks cool Every few years Just tweet out like Orders of operation

Be like how would you solve this It still makes its rounds It's huge on Facebook It's so stupid It's insane But I play it every time Oh my god You do the math you mean

Yeah You always get it wrong though It's always 17 That sucks That's all the rubble from That's all of it From chipping it's always 17 that sucks that's all the rubble from that's all of it from chipping it away

yeah clean that shit up it's behind it in a like cavern yeah it's in Abraham Lincoln's nose wait what was the kid like a children's movie

where they like was it like Richie Rich or some shit like wasn't Rick Moranis like shoot Richie Rich yeah he had they had their own family

he didn't like live in it or like he has like a whole little like layer in it. And there's a laser that... Yeah. Because he's trying to destroy it, right? The villain? What the fuck?

Where is this foggy shit? Holy shit. This is North Korea, bro. We're not supposed to be seeing this. This shit's wrong, bro. Fuck, bro. We're going to get doffed. I wonder what they do in that amphitheater.

Yeah. It actually was pretty cool to see. I take it back. But it was annoying. You can't get close to it. You went? Yeah. Pretty recently.

A couple months ago. Oh, when Trump was doing his speech? Yeah. Nice. Can we do a yak live there? I was there with the milk boys. Steve will do it. It's going to be a dad. Yeah, I know. That's wild. No, I was there with the milk boys Steve will do it It's gonna be a dad

Yeah I know That's wild No I don't think it's real Is there a great internet there Yeah Rushmore I fell for it I fell for it too

But then I looked at that girl's Instagram And like a week ago She wasn't pregnant And then all of a sudden She's like nine months pregnant Well she could Sometimes that's kind of How pregnancy works

You're not for a while And then you are Nah Happened too fast No she could be hiding it That happened with Rachel Bush Sometimes that's kind of how pregnancy works. You're not for a while, and then you are. Nah. Happened too fast? No, she could be hiding it. That happened with Rachel Bush. She didn't feel like she could.

She could, just been posting old pictures. We're like in Knocked Up. How old is Steve Will Do It? Why does that matter? He's biologically able to reproduce. Saying it's not his right? No, I'm just saying it might be a little young. What's young? He's probably 27.

He might be a little young. He's older than the Beatles were when they broke up. Yeah. True. That blew your mind, didn't it? It really blew my mind. Paul McCartney was 26. He was 27 when they broke up.

They were Brandon's age? What was that? Brent. Brent Rivera was up there? Brent Rivera. 1998. I can't do that math. 23 years old.

He is 23. He's old enough. Fucking. He's certainly old enough. He's 98. Mississippi, they have two kids by now. Yeah, it's true. Paul McCartney was 26 when they broke up.

Or 27. How crazy is that? Two kids. That's crazy. Paul McCartney was 27. I thought he was way older than that. Has everybody watched that Get Back documentary yet? I started it last night.

It's very, very good. It's very interesting. Isn't it really long? It's too much to start. I don't want to start it. I don't know. Is it an undertaking? I want to start it.

It's an undertaking. It's not about Mark Calloway. Yeah. It's interesting. Yeah. I want interesting. Yeah. I want to watch it. That one clip you sent of Paul creating Get Back out of thin air was incredible. Any good Ringo lines?

No, he's a goofy guy. Yeah, he is. He's a goofy guy. Have you ever heard Norm MacDonald's story about when he went to see Bob Dylan and Ringo was in the audience? No. And he just stops the concert and he just keeps going, Ringo, Ringo, Ringo. And then he's like, what song do you want to hear? And when Bob Dylan doesn't play his songs how they sound at concerts, so then he said a song and Bob Dylan was like, we already played that one.

We just had no idea that he had played it. Yeah. That's incredible. Have you guys seen Ringo Starr's paintings that he sells? No. They're just like all done in Microsoft Paint. Oh. And they're fucking horrible. I love it.

And they're selling them for an insane amount of money. He should. He's selling those NFTs. Yeah, he should. What other celebrities are doing that? George Bush. George Bush. No, his are good. His are good. Hitler's were whack though. Whack. Terrible artist. money you should sell those nfts yeah what other celebrities are doing that george bush george bush no his are good his are good though hitler's were whack though whack terrible artist milanakis

used to do that he used to draw he would just draw and sell some wacky ass drawings of like a girl with like a crazy face like a penis and a pussy ring has been crushing it jim carrey was doing paintings for a while wait these are good. What do you mean these suck? That's cool. You think these suck? Yeah. Why? Those are sick. Why?

You're right. You like realism? That's what people fuck with. You like realism? But the thing is, I don't think he's actually taking time or care into it. No. He's just doing them really quick. I love when you see an artist that's like, come on.

That's like a Snapchat drawing. They only know how to draw a face one way. Yeah. I like that one of draw a face one way. Yeah. I like that one of the guy with the beard. The goatee. The laugh lines. Yeah, he's a goddamn genius. I guess you're right.

That makes me feel something. That's only going for $650. That can't be the original. No. Can you go back to... Get back to where your homes belong. Is that dude's beard two women? Oh, yeah.

Far. Oh, that's like Trent Brown's tattoo. Yeah, greatest tattoo of all time. That was a great tattoo. Yeah, what's wrong with this art? Yeah, who's the hater? I was hating. I feel blue.

I get that one. Get your weight up, not your hate up, bro. I don't like that one. That one's cool. But you don't like it. That means that it's good art. Yeah. As long as it evokes emotion.

Ringo selling paintings for like $2,000 feels low. It does feel low. Big Cat, buy one. Buy a Ringo. That's funny. That's funny. A elephant foot. And it's titties. Big Cat, buy one. Buy a Ringo. That's funny. That's funny. An elephant foot. And it's titties.

An elephant foot. Is it spelled right? Yeah, there's titties on the O's. An elephant instead of elephant. Okay, do the next one. No, that's creepy. Why don't you just have Ringo? He didn't do that.

He didn't do that. That's cool. Whoa. That's more his style. Big Cat, you should ask him if he can do one of you. I should buy that gun one and show Keith Olbermann how serious I am about gun control. We tied them all up, bro. Tied them all up.

Gun control. We should do a cover of We Are The World All of Barstool Send it to Keith Olbermann privately Don't even put it out These are just characters from Doug The Beats We're the real monsters Oh yeah

The real monsters Only you would know the names I just know Ickes You know Only you would know the names I just know Ickis Ickis You know them all You know them all Name two more Can't

One of them's the candy cane chick She's kind of hot The black and white one And then the one that held his eyeballs He's the only one I remember Crumb Crumb It does look just like them

Yeah he's gross Ickis and Sickish That was That's Lilo and Stitchus, that's Lilo and Stitch. My dogs' names are Lilo and Stitch. Really? Yeah. Both of them? No, just one dog named Lilo and Stitch.

No, both are named Lilo and Stitch. Yeah. That's fire. They came named like that, though. Oh, really? That's just a naked man. Might go as that for Halloween. That's awesome. Oh, really? That's just a naked man. Might go as that for Halloween.

That's awesome. It just looks like one big testicle. Yeah. With hands and feet and eyes. Nick? Which testicles don't have. I'll get it. Yep.

Just wear that into the yak tomorrow. What's up, guys? I'm ickest now. Oh, no. What is him? Crumb? He's Crus now. Oh, no. What is him? Crumb? He's Crumb? Get it, Nick. All right.

I'm not going to be here tomorrow. Why? I'm also not going to be here tomorrow. Why? I have a wrestler interview at 1 o'clock. What do you have? Name, spill. Adam Cole.

Bro, where's the show? Connecticut. You want to come? Sure. Maybe we get Smitty on. Look at him right there. Yeah, we'll have Sure. Maybe we get Smitty on. Look at him right there. Yeah, we'll have Smitty on tomorrow. Smitty.

Nah. Keep walking. We played your highlights today. We just did like a 20-minute. We had a Smitty highlight show. Yeah. The video with Nate in Vegas. Glenda.

Timeless. But also you smoking Corey at the Fortnite tournament or whatever. And the wedding video as well. And the basketball video. Get your head to it. Yes. Greatest smits. We didn't do the snowball one, though, where you blast the girl in the face with a snowball.

He smokes her. We can end on that. I want to find that. Didn't you just get a girl out the face with a snowball he like smokes what can end on that i want to find that didn't you just like get a girl out and dodgeball and she got like really pissed oh that was not even her video right and that girl was in the fucking hit piece that's the one that's that girl oh and yeah we played in the office yes that's right she got smoked in the face and she like a crush on Smitty at the time. We had a dog. There was a time, I actually kind of liked it, when we first moved to New York,

that we had intramural. We played basketball. We played softball. We played dodgeball. It was fun. That sounds fun. That was right before I got there. It was very fun.

Softball team was good. Basketball team, we did not win a game. I remember the basketball. Yeah, we didn't win a game i remember the basketball it was bad it was very bad you guys yeah we were bad watch that yeah yeah that's when francis said it was his eighth best sport i love that what's his best sport tennis or tennis or golf maybe wasn't he a college lacrosse player yeah lacros player yeah was he really but i don't think he's from i think that's like the go to harvard freeport maine i think that's the part that

like you wouldn't realize like he played collegiate lacrosse but that's his third best sport yeah oh yeah so distance distance running perhaps uh like like troops when he when he got flustered on that stream and stalking he has He asked you to race. He challenged me to a race. I loved that. That's so funny. That's the best way to ask. He called me fat, and I was like, you're not looking so fucking thin either, dude. He's like, let's race.

I'm like, what? That's good. That is one step away from his dad trying to beat up your children. Yeah. His dad could beat up your children. Let's have a foot race. And he thought, we all laughed at him, and he thought he was crushing it. And he was like, no, dude, we're laughing at you.

You challenged me to a foot race. Well, you should have done it. I would have lost. Yeah. That's better. I think that's an awesome thing to challenge people to. A race? It should happen more often, but not to settle a dispute. Not to settle a dispute, but there should be more races. You should race more. No way. You hate

races. That's so true. That should just end the show. I mean race. No way. You hate races. That's so true. That should just end the show. I mean, that's perfect. You do. All right, see you tomorrow. No Roan. No Roan.

No Brandon. I'll be here. I'll be here. I'll be here at 1.30. Nah, don't bother. Okay. Yeah. Don't bother. We'll see you next time. Thank you.