The Yak - The Yak's Fifth Anniversary Ends with a Splash | The Yak 1-20-23

Episode Date: January 20, 2023

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Yo, DJ, pull that up. Yo. Ew. Is this a Yakagami? Could be. No, it's not. No way.

Big four. No way. We've definitely done it before. You think so? Yeah, the four of us definitely have. Brandon said the big four last time. Oh, did I not. No way. Big four. No way. We've definitely done it before. You think so? Yeah, the four of us definitely have. Brandon said the big four last time. Oh, did I? That makes sense. You said that last time?

I doubt it. I don't think I've ever said the big four. We need a yak historian. There's thousands of yak historians. No, but I need one guy. One year they did a breakdown of who was on every episode or something somewhere. Like who did which episodes with who. Isn't John Rich a potential Yak historian? I want someone who's like a keeper of all Yak items.

I bet within 10 minutes. What? Connor. Connor has all of it? Yes. Wait, my headphones suck. Yeah, something's wrong with all of them. Are mine too?

You guys hear? Mines are real good. Mines are very low. Mine sounds very crispy. Mine are going in and out. Mine are super low. Mine are so good. Mine are going in and out. Mine are super low. Mine are so good. Mine are the best my headphones have ever sounded.

Yeah. Really? You got all that? I heard every vowel. I heard every vowel. It's coming through all the vowels. It hurt my throat a lot. I shouldn't do that.

Nice. Spider. Spider. The Pussy Patrol is back out tonight. Oh, no. First time. It's like whenussy Patrol is back out tonight. Oh, no. First time. It's like when U2 does a comeback tour. The Pussy Patrol is having a comeback tonight.

Where are they going? The Seton Hall. No. Villanova-St. John's game at MSG. The Pussy Patrol is going to that? Fordham's not even playing. Yeah, but Fordham's ex-coach, Kyle Neptune, will be coaching. Is Seraphim going?

Their boy? For people who don't know the Pussy Patrol, it's Spider, Jack Mack, and Tommy. And, like, a couple other unnamed pussy hounds. Dude, how about Chef Donnie? Jack Mack and Tommy Smokes are literally the Pussy Patrol now on TikTok. Yeah. What do you mean? I've always seen them.

Their comments are packed with girls. Jack Macs? Jack Mac on TikTok is all up in pussy TikTok. Really? All right, Connor just texted me. He said he's been building a database. Don't worry. That's unreal.

Going through the archives. Connor's the best. I was a little mean to Connor the other night. Why? What'd you do? I asked him what year he was at Penn State. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, hey, Connor, what year were you born?

He's like, 1999. And I was like, cool. So Penn State hasn't won in Madison since four years before you were born. That's a long time. That's super fucked up. I don't think that's mean. That's fair play. Penn State basketball is not a calling card. Yeah, it always feels like you're punching down when don't think that's mean. That's fair play. Penn State basketball

is not a calling card. It always feels like you're punching down when you make fun of Penn State. Yeah, you are. Even though they should be like a top. It is weird that Penn State

has just never, ever, ever been even hardly decent at basketball. It's a wrestling state. It's wrestling. It's wrestling and football. All the basketball players are not a basketball state.

There's a lot of not basketball states that have good basketball. It's the least basketball state. There's a lot of not basketball states that have good basketball. It's the least basketball state. State college, if you go there, it doesn't include basketball. Alabama's not a basketball state at all. They've got a top ten team. Not even close to a basketball state.

What's the least basketball state? What's the whitest state? Wyoming? No, no, because Kansas, Indiana, those are basketball states. Yeah, Kentucky. Kentucky, Indiana, and North Carolina are the top three basketball teams. I think the Rorals places, they can only field a basketball team. Right.

Yeah, okay. Larry Bird changed all of that. The high school basketball capital of the U.S. is a small town in Virginia. Dude, have you ever looked at the – TJ, pull this up. Have you ever looked at the basketball gyms in Indiana? They're awesome. Oh, they're great. They're better than a lot of college gyms.

Ever heard of a good basketball player from Maine? Yes. The number one kid. He might be the number one pick. He might be the next. There hasn't been a white kid, a white American, picked number one since 1977. This kid in Maine, he might be the next now there hasn't been a white kid a white american picked number one since 1977 this kid in maine he might be number one no yes i think i swear to god i've been on him uh what's his name two three what's his name what's his name two what's his name or i don't

remember i don't yeah look at that i mean that's a sick that's an awesome gym look at that the ceiling is sweet dude i've been on him because I was looking it up, and he's like 20, 24, I want to say. You've been scouting whites? These are all great. Scouting whites. I've literally been scouting whites to try to get us back on top. Cooper Flagg?

Yes, Cooper Flagg. Oh, that's such a white name, too. Yeah. Cooper Flagg's like a seven-foot white kid from Maine who's actually a stud. He's going to be the number one pick? He could be. Okay, this year's Wim Binyana. Next year?

Next year. Okay. I would say probably not, but I think he's going to Duke. Of course he's going to Duke. He's in the convo? What's his body like? All skinny. Yeah, skinny.

Is he as skinny as Chet? Because Chet could have been the number one pick, but he was too skinny. Wim Binyana's an alien. Yeah, Wim Binyana is a different thing entirely. You on Wim Pinana? Yeah, I've seen him. He feels like a guy you would be into. Yeah, he's fascinating.

Probably one of the most fascinating athletes in the world. I'm nervous to talk about him because I don't want to jinx him. Oh, no, I'm going all in. He's the best of all time. Because he's so big, he's just a foot injury waiting to happen. I don't want to jinx him at all. Why would you say that? That's what I'm saying. I don't want to talk about him at all. Why would you say that? That's what I'm saying.

I don't want to talk about him. You just brought it up, the foot injury. You just put that into the air. No, that's in the air. He's like, you know, Yao Ming was a unicorn too, and then his feet took him down. Greg Oden, his feet took him down. These big guys, their feet.

Uber Flag, here he is. Five-star out of Maine, right? 6'8", 195. He's in Florida, but he's just at a school. He's from Maine. He's class of 2025, so he's got some time. All right. Yeah, he can't.

He's only 6'8", though. This isn't a big, goofy seven-footer. He's like 15 years old. Can we watch a mix? But I understand, but he's not like a seven-footer that's just – I mean, he's probably like skilled is what I'm trying to say. He's still got growth time. If he went to Albany, that would be so sweet.

Or Bryant, one of the schools that he was – Let's see his game. This is him? Yeah. I would have picked pocket at that right hand. That wasn't a great dribble. Oh, that right dribble would have been snatched by me. Good first step.

Okay. Yeah, main, see? Okay. I kind of like that, Jim, the look of the court. Isn't it crazy you said Maine and I knew that? Yeah, you pulled that quick. Maine doesn't have it. Because I literally had this discussion.

I love sports, though. Yeah, but the last, we were trying to figure out who the next white. Great white. Number one pick, yeah. I can't think of one. That was a nice move. Yeah, that wasn't bad. All right, we're Cooper flag guys. He ain't going one pick, yeah. I can't think of one. That was a nice move. That wasn't bad. All right, we're Cooper Flag guys.

He ain't going number one, dude. No. Oh. That was strength. No, he probably isn't. You know what? He doesn't have the bouncy. Minnesota always has good basketball recruits.

Oh, you're going to play? You run wrestling, hockey, and basketball. Yeah. I think Minnesota's just a low-key state for everything. Minnesota's got some underrated cities. Brad Davidson. Underrated everything. Minnesota's a great place.

I'm just going to go ahead and say it. I love that. Prince Music was incredible. It is a beautiful place. Lizzo. 10,000 Lakes. A goddamn... All you need is a knife.

The Juicy Lucy. Oh, yes. Juicy Lucy. Nice. There's strip clubs in downtown Minneapolis? Mm-hmm. I always respect the city that has that. Justin Morneau won MVP.

Are there any Hoopers from the Dakotas? What about Mike... Who is that shooter? Yeah, Mike Miller. Mike Baum. Where did Mike Miller come from? Mike Miller came from somewhere weird, didn't he? What about Hawaii?

Anybody from Hawaii? It's weird because Alaska obviously has Trajan Langdon and Carlos Boozers. And Mario Chalmers, too. Yeah, you just know it right off the bat. You're like, bam, Alaska's on the map. What the fuck is Hawaii? I think Hawaii gets passed just because, like, why would you play sports when you can serve? Hawaii dominated Cooperstown, I think, when I was there.

In baseball? Yeah. Mike Miller, South Dakota. Mike Miller. Nailed it. We're on our sports shit today. Logan Storley. Look at that.

I got a question, a trivia question. If you guys can get within 10, or whoever's farthest away has to hug me. Okay. How many high schools are in New York City? Oh. What kind of high school? A public and private. Oh.

Okay, New York City being all five boroughs? All five boroughs. That would be correct. Can we look it up? That's not a terrible question. Oh, it is a terrible question. That's not a terrible question. Yeah, you can look it up.

You didn't say Manhattan. Okay, well, that's not a terrible question. I'm going to say... I got my guess. Can I to say... I got my guess. Can I go first? I got my guess, too. I'll give you one thing. Should we write down our guess so we don't copy guesses?

The state of Wyoming has 135. Can I... All right. Write down our guess again. I have my guess. Let's all say it at the same time. I don't like that. I don't.

That would be a lot of work for me. At least we won't have to be like, we're not calibrating. And then we can all say it. Oh, like you. Yeah, yeah. On the honor code? Yeah, yeah. No, no, no.

Let's just all say it at the same time. And then we'll repeat it because we know. Okay. Three, two, one. 1,182. Rone? 1,150. 1,872? 1,150. 1,872.

1,200. It's 2,053. Whoa! So, Big Hat, you got to give us... All right, all right, all right. No, no, no. We're going to run up Starbucks. Oh.

New York City? All five boroughs? Yeah. Wait, are you guys ready to say it? Are you still thinking? I got mine. I got mine. All right.

Three, two, one. 800 to 400. 536. I'm just sticking with 872. 2,400. 241. What? All right, all right, all right. I should stop guessing 872

how many blind how many blind people live in the entire state of New York oh how the hell could you know that are they blind no you don't know any of these legally blind yeah like if I take

Steven's glasses off he's blind could they catch something like Stevie Wonder yeah that's a good point because this number seems high what is it? No, no.

It's everybody that has like- 418,000. What? That's a lot of blind people. No way. There's a half million blinders. I think that's just people who don't get their driver's license. That might be it.

Yeah, that's disability people. I see people with thick goggles. This one is- That's the Horace Grants of the world. This one is just a fact. It can't be- All right. How many 100 plus year old centenarians are in the state of New York?

Okay. All right. Good one. Good one. I think this is 872. I'm going to go with that. I think it's more. What is a centenarian?

Over 100 years old. Oh. I'm going to go with it. I think there's... 212. I think there's 1,500 of them. 872, 872. It's 872. Oh, you guys are way close.

It's 4,056. What? Damn. Everybody gets 100 these days. Yeah, New York's got a high quality of life, too. Fuck. By the way, Connor did say the database goes back to June. This is the first time Since at least June

Since June This might be a Yakagami But we've all been on the show For years and years But think about it It's rare This has had to have happened That Brandon

Think about the pairing though You and Sass are usually You know like Either you're out Or in together KB and Nick are usually Out or in together I'm saying pre-Sass and pre-Nick.

I think if you go back to the serious days when I just started, it might have happened three or four times. There were probably weeks when it was just the four of us. We missed the five-year anniversary? No. Oh. No.

I told you to remind us. I know. It was Tuesday. What? I had a lot on my mind. The Bucs lost on Monday. What do you to remind us. I know. It was Tuesday. What? Yeah. I had a lot on my mind. The Bucs lost on Monday. What do you expect out of a man? So Steven told me a week ago, he's like, you know what's coming up?

Five-year anniversary of the Yak. First episode of the Yak. I was like, that's awesome. Remind me so we can celebrate. Yep. And then the Bucs lost and we just. Everything was out the window. So we're the biggest losers.

We lost the five-year anniversary. That was my fault. Yeah. It was Tuesday, January 17, 2018 was the first ever evening YAC. That's crazy. Five years. How many episodes are we in? We are approaching a milestone.

Connor is tracking it. Is it 1,000? Is that going to blow your mind, Ron? That is fucking nuts. I think it's coming like the next month i think the yak might be the best show because it's like we we just never have actually put all of our effort into it so it's like five years a long time it's like i know i remember when you brought up the yak it was uh like we were i was like helping write stuff for for barstool van

talk or something like yeah and it obviously didn't work out. And you're like, I got something else for us. Or I got something else that we could work on. Yeah. And it turned out to be the Yak. And we turned it into a pretty good show. One of my favorite things I do. Yeah, it's fucking sick. Damn.

It's a bad show. Five years. Five years. The Yak is in kindergarten. Oh, shit. Yeah, but it's a bad, it's not a good student. Oh, no, a terrible, terrible student. The Yak's a 35-year-old dog.

Yesterday was also... Yak would be dead if it was a goldfish. We got wet on the one-year anniversary of the first wheel on this show. When was the first wheel? A year ago yesterday. I don't think it's flown by. I think it's done the opposite. When I think of the serious days, I think that feels so long ago.

Oh, yeah. No, I think that feels. No, I agree with you. It's both like it feels like a new show, but then when we say five years, I'm like, what? How is that possible? Yeah. Well, who sat here last show? Nobody.

What is this gargantuan nail doing on here? That is so disgusting. This shit is gargantuan and rock hard. Nobody sat there. Why is this gargantuan nail doing on here? That is so disgusting. This shit is gargantuan and rock hard. Nobody sat there. Why is it so long? It's like a toenail. That might be you from yesterday. A toenail?

It's a swollen hand. You did have your shoes off yesterday. No, I didn't, bro. You don't know. I didn't take my fucking toenail off. I don't know who it could be because there was nobody there. Was that where Rochelle Ryan sat? No, she sat there.

She sat there. You think she left her toenail? No, I'm not. I'm just trying to pick out names of who was here. Hell, bro. I touched it not knowing what it was. I thought it was a piece of paper. Bro, was there another show in here between?

Who's in here for the fucking your goddamn college football show? Don't do it. I'm not doing it right now. There's actually, so there's been talks about a new, I think the Barstool Chicago guys are trying to re-envision a new show. They might do a YouTube live version. And I was talking to Brandon Mim today. I don't know how much I'm supposed to say, but he was like, we're thinking maybe doing

it at three o'clock after the act. And I was like, the act doesn today. I don't know how much I'm supposed to say, but he was like, we're thinking maybe doing it at 3 o'clock after the YAC, and I was like, the YAC doesn't – we can't be – Yeah, that's right. Can't have something behind us. Yeah, and also, like, there's days where we do an hour show. It's like, we're going to say, like, tune in for an hour later. It's tough. I don't want to be boxed in.

Can't do that. Also, we've got to figure out how to carry Pick Central over to Chicago, too. That's not a we. That's a you. That's a we. That's not a we. That's what told me everything was a we when I went to Chicago. That part is a you.

How's it all a you now? No, the Pick Central part is a you. Well, I ain't carrying nobody. It's just me. I've got to figure out. I've got to draft other people. Let's do the Brandon Walker show. Midday?

I'm scouting somebody right now. Oh. For what? For Peck Central. Lead into the Yak. Local Chicagoan? Yeah, lead into the Yak. Not necessarily.

Is it Mince? Fuck no. I'm not bringing that motherfucker. Hold on, let me do the high dude. I want to watch that video again. Do you guys know, did you see the one this morning that the yak put up no the one at sunrise 37am

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Before we get to Mints, Connor just texted us this is episode 462 of the YouTube Yak, which means 500 will be coming up in the next three months. Connor, text us back the date. I'm bad with dates. When 500 is, that should be our 12-hour show. Yeah. I'm not a crazy milestone with dates when 500 is that should be our 12-hour show yeah 500 that's a that's a i'm not a crazy milestone guy but 500 is worthy it's a lot for youtube yeah but i want to know before that though because i think it's i mean i think that we can't just completely wipe those from the history that's like going from the the chinese calendar to the julian oh yeah no the

serious one should also count so we'll have have two milestones. We'll have a YouTube milestone and an overall. Yeah, we can just celebrate milestones for everything. Yeah. Post-COVID. Imagine being a Chinese, like, Julian. A Chinese, like, Roman or something like that. Someone who celebrates. Or, like, Chinese, Roman, Jewish guy who, like, gets to celebrate the Jewish holidays.

It's hard to imagine. The fucking Chinese holidays. You just got holidays all the time. Jewish holidays. The fucking Chinese holidays. You just got holidays all the time. That shit sounds sweet. How many holidays could you actually celebrate? That's the max amount of holidays. What if that was just the new religion?

You're just a holiday guy. It doesn't matter what the religion is. You just like holidays. Some of them are like 40 days long. I know. Some of the religion is. A holiday chaser. You just like holidays. Some of them are like 40 days long. I know. Some of the... Ramadan. Yeah.

Those are fucking... They put you through challenges and shit. Yeah, it's an obstacle course. Trying to relax. It's basically the yak. They're like, yeah, you can't eat for 40 days. Ramadan is... Well, add a twist.

You could eat at night. Since the premiere of the evening yak, there has twist. You could eat at night. Since the premiere of The Evening Yak, there has been 1,307 weekdays. So minus some holidays and things like that and times we took off were probably around 1,100-ish. We took off. Did we not take off a week? We didn't take off a fucking day.

Really? Bro. That's a fever dream. I feel like it was maybe a couple days. No, dude. Rone is adamant on this, and he did host it. Yeah, he hosted it live from his apartment. It was at his apartment.

I went to one of your apartments for the NFL free agency, and then I think we shut it down for a day or two, and then we're told we could. Because I think we had to get radio loaner equipment or something. We had it right away. Because they sent us home with it as a contingency. Yeah. Like a box. Yeah, so I something? We had it right away. They sent us home with it as a contingency. Like a box. Yeah, so I guess we did do it right away.

Yeah, remember having to plug that shit in every day? That lockdown shit was crazy. The first two weeks were fun. But it was crazy. If we scheduled like a week a year to lockdown, I'd be on board for that. I'd be so in. If Netflix was like, hey, we got 15 new documentaries. Everyone stay home for this week.

National lockdown week would be fun. But you can't go on vacation. We knew it was coming. No vacation. You can't go on a plane. You have to go to your house. You have to go home for a week. It'd be a good reset.

Grocery stores would be crazy the week before, though. It also would make you realize how nice it is to be able to go outside and talk to people and be around people. When I drove to your apartment that day, the first time I did it and I got to drive around New York and empty New York, that shit was crazy. Oh, dude, it used to take me, when we started coming back into the studio, Ronan and I would drive in. It used to take us like 14 minutes. Yeah. It was insane.

Empty New York was the best. It was just like, We would just fucking. I didn't like it. Everything. I like New York for the grandiosity and intimidation factor of it. You were ogling women. Oh, yeah. No, it was the first time I started liking New York was because I've always thought New

York is a very cool city, but it's like 150 percent capacity. Dude, one of the crazy things that I wish I took pictures or video of was when everybody was graffiting the fuck out of the city and like the whole city hall area in lower Manhattan was just like head to toe completely graffiti. Like two weeks later, every bit of it was cleaned off. I don't know how they got it all off, but it just looked so crazy.

It looked like warriors. It looked like some apocalyptic some apocalyptic yeah there was like boards up on a lot of places and businesses and and like courthouses and shit people were people were going ham dude where did all them where did all they them go how many people work going going off of kb's uh trivia questions how many people do you think are still in semi-lockdown in New York City? They still will only see their friends in a public park. They'll wear masks. More than you think.

Oh, my God. Probably in the 100,000 range. More blind people or people in lockdown? I also looked up this when I was doing this. How many Muslims? This said live and work? 872,000. Oh, it can't

be that many. Wow. Close. 900,000. Wow. Really? 872 finally paid off. Yeah, it did. Finally got it. Really? Can we see the Mincy videos? Oh my god. So, I don't know which one you're going to show first. Start with the one he copied you. So, yeah. just tease that yesterday it's almost verbatim spencer sanders

four-year starter for oklahoma state very good quarterback committed to all mess he rearranged the words which is like quarterback from lsu walker howard perfect plagiarizing yesterday oh miss had a five-star quarterback walk Walker Howard, fellowship. Today, star, four-year starter, Oklahoma State's Spencer Sanders headed to Ole Miss. Lane Kiffin's the king of the transfer portal. He knows what he's doing. He knows how to go get players. Lane Kiffin continues to be the king of the transfer portal. Oh, no.

The NIL is doing its job. The funniest part of all this is that sanctimonious fake preacher down in Auburn who thought Spencer Sanders could have been his starting quarterback this year, Hugh Freeze, was after Spencer Sanders and didn't get him. I think the best part about this is beating out Auburn and Hugh Freeze. That makes it even sweeter. Spencer Sanders, four-year starter. That's perfect.

So now I'm thinking he did it on purpose. I don't think he did. I don't think Mintzy's ever done anything like that. Yeah, Mintzy doesn't live his life on purpose. Yeah, there's never been a purposeful action by Ben Mintz. I'm kind of on his side, though. I mean, well, not on his side because this isn't his side, but that wasn't that, like, unique of a video.

No, no, it wasn't. It wasn't. And I also kind of snuck in. It was his team. I kind of snuck in and cucked him a little bit. But it was still funny. The structure of it was the exact same. Yeah.

But this video this morning is crazy. I haven't seen this. I don't know. This is Mincy grinding at 4.30. 4.30 this morning at Sunrise. Sunrise, Texas? Yeah. 4.30.

What's up, fellas? It's a beautiful morning here in Seadrift, Texas the Bay Flats hunting lodge I'm out here for the coastal cup I want to thank Blue Delta Jeans for having me and uh just gorgeous day to hunt some ducks I'm with the second place team for last year that want some vengeance I'm all painted up up here early I can't say I've been out duck hunting since I was a kid great experience and we're gonna get into some trouble today and uh looking forward to it it's a beautiful morning what all right that seems okay so he bored so he uh he he tweeted this at 4 37 in the morning i believe the sunrise uh the sunrise in texas today was about 7 17 oh no sea drift texas if you were in sea drift texas on that body

of water the only way you can get a view of that body of water is to look to the west. It's the only way it happens. Oh. That's Seadrift, Texas. So that was last night, and he scheduled this morning. No, I don't think he scheduled it. I think even better, I think he set an alarm, woke up at 437, and tweeted it out. But what was his motive? I don't know. Seemed like he still did this. and tweeted it out but why what was his motive i don't know

seem like he still did this he did it but he said this is a beautiful morning why would he why would he do that yeah like that he didn't record that in the morning it's see now if mincy would lean into it he'd just be like his next video should be like the middle of the day and be like it's it's one in the morning, grinding. Pre-record everything. Oh, my God. That's hilarious and nefarious. That's a little sneaky by him. Now, I don't want Mincy to get hurt because I do genuinely love Mincy deep down, even though he's an odd duck.

But it would be funny if he got, like, shotgun blasted in the ass. With a buckshot. A scattershot. I didn't know where you were going. I didn't know what that meant. Scattershot. Oh, my. You got me. In the ass. With the buckshot. I didn't know where you were going. Scattershot. Oh, you got me. In the ass, fellas. Imagine the noises he'd make.

We'd get a Dick Cheney type story coming out of Sea Drift. Just like him skipping and holding his ass. Speed demon. It's alright. He has a tiny ass. It'd have to be a eagle eye. What a weird bird. That's a lick Cause he has a tiny ass So It'd have to be a Good shot yeah

Yeah Eagle eye Mincy what a What a weird bird The best He's the fucking best I'd be so pissed off If I was you Brandon

Why? Cause he could just do the shit That you do And just make it better By just doing it Word for word I feel like I feel like the pressure's gonna get

Ramped up On who? On him On Mince? Dave just starts doing daily Word for word. I feel like the pressure's going to get ramped up on him. On Vince? Dave just starts doing weekly reports. He's Teflon. He was. He was rubber stamped. What's this guy's name? Alex Stein.

Alex Stein. Took away his rubber stamp. Yeah, that's true. But I think that if he puts out any fucking video any day, there'll be something good that we can find in it. Yeah, true. He actually, Mincy, if you're listening to this, you probably aren't, but I want you to know that your weekly report can include any time you're brought up on the act.

Because you are fodder and you are, like, great conversation piece. He does drive topics on this show. More than, I'm trying to think who else in the office can really move the needle like that. Very few. Frank. Frank. Frank.

Frank's video, can we, we got to do a follow-up to that, show that video. Because you saw yesterday, Rochelle Ryan, wonderful woman came in, she was doing out and about. She came on the act. She's like, where's Frank at? I need to talk to him. I DM'd him on Instagram and Twitter, and he never replied to me.

We're in the same fantasy league. This is a prolific porn star that most men lust after. I'd like to ask a question that we didn't ask her today. How are we just now finding out that Frank and Rochelle Ryan were in the same fantasy league? It feels like we should have known that the whole time. Yeah. Who else was in it? I'm dying to know. Is it all porn stars?

It was Stoolie's Clubhouse. So his name's Neil, I think. He came in the office. I think he ran it. And then I don't know who else was in it. But Frank talking... Like Lisa and or this is a woman that everyone's like everyone has fantasized about like she holds a lot of power over men but not one francis fleming nope not even a uh iota of power damn i haven't seen this either. So I DM you on Twitter and Instagram because we faced off in fantasy.

And I wanted to do something funny. Like, if you lost to me, you would have to hold up a funny fan sign. And you didn't check your DM. Or maybe you did. I don't know. I get so many DMs. Oh, my goodness. He doesn't care about Michelle Ryan. Well, it's nice to meet you. I actually think I lost to many DMs. Oh my goodness. He doesn't care about Michelle Ryan.

It's nice to meet you. I actually think I lost you that week. Frank checks every DM. The Super Cup went down and the league went to trash. I was mediocre for a season. Yep. Okay. Are you going to answer your DMs now?

Now that you know who I am? I'll try. Okay. Wow. Did you see the finger? See the finger? Are you going to answer your DMs now, now that you know who I am? I'll try. Okay. Oh, wow. No. Did you see the finger? Yeah. See the finger?

I'll try. Go at it again. I'll try. Why'd you fuck off? Get this broad away from me. Now that you know who I am? I'll try. Okay.

I think Frank played that perfectly. Oh, he did. No, he is a king. He probably like Loki Negner. He probably is. He tried to take high ground immediately. Do you not have time for a little old Rochelle Ryan? A lot of DMs.

We'll see. I'll try. We'll see. I'll try to put you on the calendar, but no promises, sweetie. Look, I'll see if I can talk to some people. Yeah, I'll call you. His laugh is incredible. It dripped out of his mouth.

He just poured out maple syrup. He just... He blotted her, bro. She's probably never been treated like that. No, ever. By a single... Ever. By a single man.

Fairly often, I'll be in a back room and I'll hear Frank doing a podcast with a random, very nervous college kid. He just accepts whatever podcast requests he gets. He did one the other day that I think Jerry was trying to protect him because it was two kids that I don't even think had a podcast. They just wanted to talk to Frank. I would kind of respect that. Also, you can't get one over on Frank. This shit is not happening. You're not going to be able to like, oh, I laughed behind Frank's back.

All right, he's a big dog. He also doesn't take notes. Did you find that, TJ? I think Jerry tweeted it. If you scroll down, it was like two random kids. He was like, stop. You're making fun of Frank. And I appreciate what Jerry's doing, but I also don't think Frank,

you're not penetrating that fucking arm. No, you invited him on your fake podcast to talk about the Mets? Great. That's what he wanted to do. Exactly. It all gets to run. Yeah, he just wants to get his fire off, whatever he's got to say. Dude, I've told this story before,

but I went to a Nets-C Celtics playoff game with Frank last year, me and the PMT guys, and Frank's jokes, because we're so used to them and numb to them, they crushed the game. He had the entire section in the palm of his hands. Of course. It was incredible. It was the game that Nick Claxton missed like nine straight free throws and every time he got to the line and he would

shoot frank would just go crank and it was just and he would miss and everyone would just die laughing it's genius because he's like steve trash he's honing his skills against like pretty funny people like good comedians. It's like being in the small comedy, and then you take it on the road. You go to fucking Ohio with your jokes. He's like Mike Trout playing a Little League World Series. And if you don't know Frank, if you look at him,

he looks like someone who would just be very boring. No, he's not. He's the opposite. Someone who would talk about the weather. No. Probably has a great ticker. Frank, call me right now. You got to stop saying yes to this shit.

This wasn't a school project like these two kids claims. They lured you into an IG live for clout. They were laughing at you when you left. Actually, fuck those kids. It's a great video, yeah. But it's just great. Yeah, he's talking about Darren Ruff. Or can we start wrapping this up?

Alpha. Do you need much longer or can we start wrapping this up? Alpha. Do you need much longer, or can we start wrapping this up? Yeah, I love it. Frank is always in control. No one's dancing on him. He's dancing. He's the one that dances. Cut to him dancing with his stripper.

The fucking wacky, wavy, inflatable tube arms. He gives us juice. Frank gives us juice. Mincy gives us juice. And we us juice. Mincy gives us juice. And we need juice. We need juice. We need to repopulate after the... Birds tomorrow.

Eagles tomorrow. Birds. Eagles. Birds. I think Dak Prescott's going to lose to them. You guys are shook up about this game. They really are. I see you talking behind the scenes trying to like...

Yeah. You guys are shook. Who? Eagles fans are kind of puffing their chest out. I see you talking behind the scenes trying to like... Who? Eagles fans are kind of puffing their chest out. I think I'm fine with it. You and Big Cat. You guys are a little bit too nervous. I wish you had more insight into what I was really thinking. Sorry I projected nervousness, but I feel very confident.

Not a knock. I'm nervous because of how confident I feel. I asked you in the bathroom room how confident you were, and you only shook your penis once after you answered, and that's not a lot of confidence. I meat-spinned it. I was fucking whipping it around like a lasso. What are you talking about, Brad?

Listen, Giants fans, and I actually understand exactly their psychology, but they won two Super Bowls with a 10-6 team and a 9-7 team on improbable runs. So if you're a Giants fan, I get it. With great defensive lines. Right. When you get into the playoffs, you're like, well, what do we do? We win it all. So I get it, but I think this one's a little different.

It is. Yeah, I don't know. Come to the stream. I'm rooting hard for the – Come to the stream. Sit off camera and watch what we do. I think if A.J. Brown didn't exist, I would think know. Come to the stream. I'm rooting hard for the – Come to the stream. Sit off camera and watch what we do. I think if A.J. Brown didn't exist, I would think the Giants would win. Well, he does exist.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I think he's just such a – Saquon Barkley didn't exist. He's from Starkville. Yeah, but he's not really. What do you mean? It's on his Wikipedia, Starkville. He went to Ole Miss?

Yeah, he did. He went to Ole Miss, but he's from Starkville. That's fine. That's your opinion. It's fact. Speaking of football, should we get to – I tasked Stephen Shea with a project. Oh, shit. Can we start with the impetus for it?

This was at 11 p.m. last night. Our guy Stephen Shea is down tremendously bad. He took two personal health days. You gave him an assignment at 11 p.m. last night? Yeah, but I know him. He's a dog. Show the tweet. This is what spurred it because when we talked to him on the phone yesterday, I was like,

all right, he's down bad, but he's Stephen Shea. He'll bounce back. Then I saw this tweet at 11 p.m. I was like, oh, no. He's down very bad. Did you guys see this? I might have. I don't know. This is 11 p.m. last night.

Stephen Che asking questions that no man who isn't rock bottom should be asking. No man. Check his Twitter real quick. What is he saying? I can't imagine what Stephen Che. It's pathetic. It's pathetic. It's pathetic.

Kyle Trask? Yes. Okay, so here it is. Something that's on my mind as a Bucs fan. First of all, Stephen, thank you for acknowledging you're a Bucs fan. We all didn't know. If Kyle Trask was drafted to be in an Arians-Leftwich offense and we are no longer running that offense,

then where does he fit next year and beyond? Does his skill set impact what type of coordinator you go after? Stephen Che at 11 p.m. is asking if the third string quarterback for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers should impact who they hire at offensive coordinator. This is down tremendously bad. I thought it was perfectly reasonable. I mean, he was the third string quarterback last year,

but new season, he's a potential starter. Listen, in your brain, it's reasonable, but do you understand from the outside world when you see that, it's a cry for help? No, he was drafted in the second round two years ago. I'm saying things that are on my mind as a Bucs fan. As a Bucs fan. It's like for when the tweet goes outside of your audience.

When that tweet goes viral, like in the back of his head, when this musing conversation starter goes viral. Chat about Kyle Trask. I'm going to contextualize it, that he's a Bucs fan. I've had a lot of NBA stuff recently. I wanted to get off a full buck steak so i wanted to all right so the the what i tasked him with was i said i want a power point of everything that you've mentally gone through the last few days thoughts fears like rock bot like explain it all highlights low lights mostly low lights wait you waited till 140 to drop this on us yeah well we had other stuff we talked i know we did but we had when we're yak and this is yakagami it's been one of those shows that just flies by

great conversation but so and steven you have a powerpoint for us okay shall we begin yeah i called it a night early and i'm like obviously when i sleep i take my glasses off and i got a couple of buzzes and i was like oh it's probably you know i'm in a chess match with francis and a few other people so i was like oh it's probably people making chess moves okay and then how's that chess match going good well i mean are you about to win uh i'm in a couple um i beat francis francis actually i think francis yeah francis beat me the last time but i think i beat him every time since then hey ste, Steven, chess, not checkers, brother. Yeah.

And yeah, I have one guy that I play that I never met, and I just play him constantly. Would you like to talk to him on the phone at some point? We don't really interact much. What's he talking about? Playing what? Playing chess. He said that last night he takes his glasses off before he goes to bed, and he heard his phone ding a few times, and he thought, oh,'s probably the the chess games that i'm okay playing right now it was me giving him an assignment so what

what happened you so i saw this no i just was like um like it's been the worst couple days let me just go to sleep um so i'm not gonna get out of bed to play chess so um i saw it this morning i was like oh shit so then yeah i put it together wait normally would you normally i'd be awake because i'd be probably falling like a late and be a basketball okay so you'd be down for some chess uh yeah like 11 30 yeah okay nice is that your ramp down activity to get to bed is no i play chess all day bro oh that would really bother me to play chess though online and like if you make a move and then someone doesn't make a move for like 24 hours yeah well there's a 24 hour like

yeah you can be you can like i i do shit so i won't make a move for several hours a bunch of times i would drive and hate that yeah it's it's make one move at least a day when it's your turn that's crazy well like typically it's way faster than that. It could be bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, but it depends what people got going on. All right. So you woke up this morning. You saw my text. Yeah. I was like, oh, shit.

All right. Let's go. Can I ask one more question about the chess? Yeah. What's your win percentage? My rating is pretty good. I think my rating is around like 1150, 1200, but my win percentage, the guy that I play like all the time, he beats me like two out of every three, but I've been whooping Francis.

So Ken Jack, I played Ken Jack for a little bit and then he just recently admitted that he'd be using a bot. What? Who the fuck cheats at chess? Online chess between two people. Yeah. That's funny. That says a lot about Ken Jack's character.

That's kind of funny in hindsight because i was like ken jack is fucking really good the whole point of playing chess is like you're opting in to play you could just not play but big cat yeah i want you to look me in the eye and tell me you wouldn't play him i would do it as a joke yeah but if i were if it was anyone but steven i would play if i wanted to play chess i'd play chess that's hilarious he was beating your ass with a bot. Yeah, so I play Francis, this dude I play all the time, and then George from upstairs in finance.

Hell yes. Yeah. Okay. And then you woke up this morning, you're like, oh, fuck, I have an assignment? Yeah. Did you have to crunch? No, I mean, I just wrote down what happened.

Okay. All right, so let's see it. Pretty easy. Okay, this is Stephen Chase. All right, so let's see it. Pretty easy. Okay. This is Stephen Chase. All right, hold on. I'm going to read this for the podcast listeners. He wrote it out like a nerd.

I had high hopes. I want to take a picture. I want to take a picture and tweet it out for the listeners. Give me one second. Do you want me to read the first one? Yeah, you could read it. Okay. Monday, game day. Bucks get humiliated on a national stage, ending their long, disappointing season.

I had high hopes. It was a Bucs team that had disappointed me at almost every turn this season, but shown promise the last two quarters the starters had played. I re-bought in, including re-bet them to win the Super Bowl, hook, line, and sinker, only to have my dreams dash in a horrific 31-14 loss on Monday Night Football. Continue. There's one more sentence. Which changes voice. One more sentence.

I got caught singing the BK jingle, which is incredible during that ass kicking. All right, so wait, let me see it again. Buccaneers get humiliated on the national stage and end their long, disappointing season. Okay, all right, that's kicking. Happy. All right. So, wait. What was the – let me see it again. Buccaneers get humiliated on the national stage in their long disappointing season. Okay. All right. That's a good picture. Yeah, but read the last –

Yeah, gets caught singing Burger King. Yeah, that was a tough – Why the change from I did this, I did this, and then gets caught? No, but I love – That's a good question. Shone promised the last two quarters a starter's play. That's all it took. Fourth quarter against the Panthers

and then first quarter against the Falcons. It was great. I turned it around for you. I was in. Bought into the Brady magic. Okay. Monday night after game. Yeah, so I actually waited around the Hoboken house.

I listened to all the press conferences live. And yeah, Brady was extremely gracious and thanked the Tampa media, Forka including me. Wait, let's read this word for word. Monday night after. Whoa, whoa, Brady was extremely gracious and thanked the Tampa media, including me. Wait, let's read this word for word. Monday night. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Including you. Yeah.

All right, Tom. Hold on, hold on. I'll read it and then we'll ask questions off of every line if anyone has any. Monday night after game, Tom Brady addresses media and postgame presser. Tom Brady is gracious in defeat and ends his presser by thanking the media for covering him for covering him the past three seasons this immediately brings about speculation that he won't return to the Buccaneers Brady is a free agent good good thing to note and cannot be tagged Joe Buck and

Troy Aikman do a hit on SportsCenter with SVP and seem extremely convinced Brady will play next year, but do not know where. I drive home from the Hoboken house with full body of chills and sleeping sweats. All COVID tests that night and next morning are negative. Wow. Okay. He thanked you. Yeah, he thanked all Buccaneers media for covering him. Your Buccaneers media?

It says thanking the media for covering him. Okay. So notaneers media well it says all it says thanking the media for covering him okay so not just the tampa media all media yeah but i'm also tampa media if i go down i'm credentialed it's a fact okay can't spot a lie there all right next slide what why are the tuesday one day after loss this is this is like the first 48 in a crime scene, like 24 hours after finding the body. The realization I have no more Buccaneers football for several months hits me. I am down bad, on and off, full body chills, lightheaded, lethargic, loss of appetite. I continue to pass COVID tests with flying colors.

Take a nap from 9 to 10 a.m. Heroically goes into office despite symptoms to eat shit after Buck's loss. Goes on Pick Central. Discusses game on the Yak. Leaves office directly after Yak. Goes home. Takes two-hour nap. Reports services that Buccaneers OC Byron Lefferts will be fired via pewter report.

So you took two naps. Your body had rejected the loss so hard. I'm just saying, if I didn't have to come in and eat shit, I wouldn't have come in that day for sure. Right, because you were so tired. Well, just worn down. Worn down from the season. Holy fuck, look at that.

Good producing, TJ. Next slide. Damn. the season holy fuck look at that good good producing tj next slide damn it's completely overlaid wednesday two days after loss steven steven's body and soul still on the mend the picture i am still down bad had the poops all day. Still on and off chills. Still testing negative for COVID. Listened to a lot of sad music. I walk a lonely road. The only one that I've ever known. Wait, why did you break that up?

Yeah, you kind of screwed up the PowerPoint here. Is that Boulevard of Broken Dreams? Yeah, I didn't know how to get rid of the bullets. It didn't work formatting-wise. It kept giving me bullets. How many times you listen to this song a bunch give us a uh 15 15 times you listen to watch the 2020 on the idaho murders yeah i saw that too put things into perspective huh

yeah i learned about that guy. We talked about Brian Coburn. You guys stopped twice, huh? This is like Stephen is like Encino Man. He just came back to the real world. Bucs football is not everything anymore. Looking to the 19th pick of the NFL draft possibilities, what did you find there?

Any historic 19th picks that did really well? I'm sure there are a ton. But, yeah, what what's available this year like quarterback that's obviously the big issue i feel like the roster is good enough where we could you know doing it again i have a question yeah what determined what got put in red and what didn't me i understand the data so give us some names that you saw and you were like oh this could be interesting well you look at you know or if this could be interesting. Well, you look at if Tom Brady doesn't come back.

He's not coming back. Tampa. Yep. Sure. Steven. Marvin Harrison. 19th overall pick. 19th overall pick. I don't think I want to receive it.

He's saying Marvin Harrison. Oh, has been Marvin Harrison. Crow Marty. 19th overall pick I don't think I want to I'm saying Marvin Harrison oh oh he's saying Marvin Harrison has been Marvin Harrison's career 19th overall pick Crow Marty 19th overall pick

there's value to be had at 19 sure Steven if we stay there Sean Alexander Steven I need you to look me in the eyes

right now yeah Tom Brady's not coming back to the box see here's the thing oh no well no no no I'm not even convinced

like okay if he comes back, is that necessarily good? Maybe. Oh, he's going to turn on Tom Brady. No, I'm not turning on Tom Brady. It's just like, what's the right thing for the franchise long term? It's a rebuild. I think that, okay. We get to some of that stuff.

Listening to how you're talking right now, I think you would be ecstatic for Tom Brady to come back, minus the fact that he's not coming back to the Bucs. Where is he? You're going to say the Jets? Where is he going to go play? No, Raiders, anywhere. Niners, Titans. Titans.

I think he would go to a ready meal. I think he would absolutely go to San Francisco if they would have him, but would they? I don't know. Yeah. So you are, this grieving process is still going on i don't well let's go on and we can discuss this at the end but that that's that's discussed okay all right so let's finish this slide uh 19th overall what you have any names because you did the research yeah i mean is is do we totally and i touch on this in

a later slide do we really like completely pivot we're one of the worst team rushing teams in the nfl is like anthony richardson a possibility or something like that like what do we do it's all about what we're doing a quarterback will love us probably out of the range and it's like richardson with the first round you know acl injury yeah all right so this is uh byron left which still not officially canned rumors surface of the patriots want to interview Bill O'Brien to be their offensive coordinator. Do the Pats want Brady back? Okay.

He's thinking all these things. He's going to visualize Stephen Che in his currently non-flooded house. Airpods in. Looking at the 19th pick of the NFL draft, listening to Boulevard's Broken Dreams. Awesome. What a sad sight. Is that your only sad song?

Were there any more in there? No, that was the one I related to the best because of that opening. Related to. Would this have been the same situation if they won their first game and then lost? It depends on how they lost. They lost in such a, like, this is over way. Yeah, it was finality to it.

All right, Wednesday, two days after loss. We're still on Wednesday. Oh, no, Thursday, three days after loss. Stevens starting to get right. Sights set on 2023. Feeling a bit better, more of a precautionary day and very busy day. Byron left, which has officially fired as offensive coordinator. Potential replacements, Bill O'Brien, Todd Munkin, Frank Reich, Kevin Petula.

Comprehensive article comes out on the financial ramifications of Tom Brady's decision and what it will mean to the Bucs. If he retires or signs with another team, it's $35.1 million of dead cap in 2023 for the Bucs. If he resigns with the Bucs, can add on additional void years and make a cap charge of $17.7 million in 2023, but will kick dead money down the road for more than future years. Okay, so you're really trying to assess the whole situation. Yeah, you need a full picture.

Full picture is being set. I like how you went from Bill O'Brien being interviewed to the Pats to Bill O'Brien to the Bucs. Well, he's one of the names that was. And I told you a couple weeks ago that would be a name to watch. Do you like the name Bill O'Brien for that position? Love. Oh, so you want Tom Brady back.

He's the best guy for the position. That would certainly open the door for that. Regardless of quarterback, though, you like him. What about Trask, though? Does he fit with Trask oh i yes i think so all right i hope gotta be a little more drafting richardson and having trask kind of he's doing all the florida all the championships they've won you got to start scooping up their talent i addressed this on the next slide. Okay. Steven, you do so much homework.

Yeah. You stay doing homework. Yeah. He's the busiest mother. You might as well get your PhD or master's in something. This is homework. I like doing this. You did it well.

Thank you. I like doing this stuff. It's the, yeah, I don't like talking about economics and stuff like that. All right. Thursday, three days after loss. What is plan A, plan B, plan C? Is Tom Brady coming back the best option? Other free agent QBs, Daniel Jones, Lamar Jackson, Geno Smith, Sam Darnold, Jimmy G, Jacoby Brissett, Baker Mayfield, Mike White, Taylor.

Okay, so other than the first two, maybe Geno. That's bad. This has kind of turned away from what Steven did the last few days, and now it's just a full report on the Buc everything yeah you're asking what my thoughts were these are my thoughts i did ask for his thoughts i think heineke could be like low-key a good pickup for you guys he's a winner it's like fitzmagic yeah but who's i mean who's really excited about that like from week to week basis maybe we could be competitive, but is that what you want? Draft Richardson, sign Heineke. Maybe.

Like, we'll see. The name I'm hearing a lot is Jacoby Bursette, which is uninspiring. That's even more difficult. It's not a sexy name at all. Oh, no. Okay. How does Kyle Trask figure into the Bucs' future plans? He was drafted specifically for Lefkowitz's offense. Are they scraping that completely

will trash impact the search on the oc are we starting from scratch at qb there's too much talent to tank ravens oc greg roman was fired bucks couldn't run the ball at all this year will they go in the opposite direction go with roman who specializes in running the ball if so do they sell off wide receivers for future high draft picks would anthony richardson be a target in the draft for this style of offense? I would like Connor Griffin to go back in the archives just to see if this is the most we've ever talked about Kyle Trask. Yeah, this is also a very –

It feels like a high watermark for Kyle Trask to talk on the show. His PowerPoint has proven how sad everything that's going on in your head is. It does exactly as for. Yeah, yeah, no, no, I know. It's horrific. I wish we could play Boulevard of Broken Dreams. I don't think that you're getting that high of draft picks for these receivers, dude.

Well, you think about like, you know, Stephon Diggs, et cetera, like guys that get traded, not Chase Claypool, but like legit number one guys that get traded to young quarterback teams. It's like, oh, can we sell off these? If you go to a more running base offense where maybe you don't need, you know, 15, $20 million receivers. I'll give you a second-round pick for Mike Evans.

Take that. Take that. It's off the table in three, two, one. It depends where our OC is. Like, it depends what direction we're going. Next time you call, it's a third-round pick. Those are the types of things that I'm wondering. You're not getting a first-round pick from Mike Evans when Stephon Diggs or A.J. Brown.

Stephon Diggs was 23. But, like, yeah, they were young. Those dudes were young. You should have taken the second. Should have taken it. It's gone now. Right in front of you. It's completely gone.

We'll see. Well, no, we won't see. You won't get a second-rounder from us. I don't know that i want to trade him and i love mike evans he's a buck forever but no we'll just put a pin in this conversation because you'll you'll you'll be upset at yourself in a couple years yeah okay there's some guys who just want to see b1 jersey guys and he's probably one of them i also this is funny too because in my text to steven i was like give me all your bad thoughts i thought maybe there'd be like what is life yeah what is like the future of my life like i have kids and i love them but i'd rather have a buck super bowl it's

just a comprehensive breakdown of the bucks yeah which i guess i should have expected when i asked for his brain dump okay next that that. That's it. That's it? All I've been thinking about is that and the Idaho murder, and that's it. So you've been thinking, how does Kyle Trask fit into whichever OC we hire, and remember that time a guy went and brutally murdered four people? That is dark, bro. That's my last three days. I don't know which one's darker.

I brought the same. I think it's the Bucs. I think the Bucs shit is way darker. This is serious. It's serious, KB. KB, you've seen some dark places. Is this the darkest you've ever seen Steven down? He's down bad.

Well, you're talking about on the show, so I was like, oh, this is interesting. Whenever I see a hardcore fan in this situation, it always seems at least over dramatized to some extent but it's not with steve oh yeah he's being just we're at a crossroads i told you like i'm literally not and this was in my head like the past couple days like i i don't know how to move because i i don't know what's what's going on so it's it's tough it's it is just i mean if you have like a young guy it's like uh at quarterback it's tough. It is just. I mean, if you have like a young guy, it's like a quarterback. It's like, all right, well, you know, the plans build around them. I don't know what the plan is. For the first time in a long time, I have no idea what the plan is.

Go through the trenches. That's always got to be the plan. The words I don't know how to move forward are usually like a death. Divorce. Financial ruin. Financial ruin. Like a house being burnt down. You need to prepare for next year. Divorce. Financial ruin. Financial ruin. Like a house being burnt down. You need to prepare for next year.

I'm trying. Not with hope. Despair. Reality. They will statistically probably have just as good or bad season or worse. I mean, this season, it's going to be better. You're irrelevant again. We'll see.

We'll see where this goes. Welcome back. Ronan Che, no on the mustaches? I'll wear one. I thought I slept on that one, and I'm kind of on board. Neither of you have answered. We've got time. I can't really.

I grow a thin, French-looking mustache. What are we doing? So we're all doing the draft show again, the NFL draft show. And I said, since we have three months, let's all plan and wear mustaches. I like that. But they haven't answered their group text, so I had to ask them here in front of everybody. Cheer for the draft show. I want it to be a studio show where people come in.

I think it is, right? Good. No more Zooms. Oh, it is. You can do a couple Zooms, but let's get. That's what it's going to be. Let's do it for real. Everybody's coming in.

They're building a setup here. Awesome. But instead, unless it's like a celebrity guest that's in the studio. Yes, I like that. That's a lot better. It has to be a massive celebrity. Everyone else is in the studio. Guess who's going to be featured at the start of the show?

Oh, yeah. Boy. Wow. Oh, man, it's going to be great. I'm so excited. The draft is my Super Bowl this year. Well, no, but they're going to trade the pick. Yeah, but you're going to want a breakdown of when the Bears trade the pick

for 17 first-rounders in the future. Won't you want a breakdown? They're probably not going to trade it when they're on the clock. What if they trade it three days before? Well, then they'll still probably have a top-ten pick, though. Yeah. Shit. You'll have your moment.

It just won't be the first moment. I just love it. I wish we could just pause the draft and I could just have like a full like two years with the number one pick in my backpack. It was so fun. Just feel like a king

walking around like, oh, you want it? Okay. Well, give me your best office, scouting every dude. Yeah, he's on the table. Yeah, everyone's on the table. It's still crazy

you guys got it as bad as the Texans were from start to finish. It's crazy. They played their way out of it. They were asking who our Texans fan is going to be.

Is it Tico? Arian. Oh, Arian. You think he'll come in? He might not come in, but he would Zoom. Hank, you got a Cowboys fan in Hank? That's why we are doing it in person this year. Steven, I'm not trying to put you on blast,

but you just haven't been checking the group text messages? It's not a chess game. It's not a chess game. Ever since I moved in. I remember having a conversation with Blattman like six months ago, and he was like, what do you think we should do different about the draft show? I was like, we should make it that everyone's here in person

because the Zoom gets – it takes too much away from what you guys are doing. Oh, I mean the first. Like in and out Zooms and like bad connectivity. Like it would be great if it's just like, all right, there's a seat that's open and you just shuttle people in and out. Agreed. Yeah, we had some bad technical issues last year. Right. Technology failed us last year.

Right. So we don't want that again. It's going to be a blast. I love the draft. Now. It's going to be a blast. I love the draft. Now. I'm going to pick baby. I'm going to pick in every round right? Look at this scumbag.

No we traded. I know the Claypool one but like theoretically. I'm hoping that whatever trade we do we get back basically the Claypool pick. If we trade with the Colts at four they'll give us their second rounder as well. Gotcha. So they'd give us their second rounder

and then next year's first. So three picks? Four. And Michael Pittman. Draft value chart that you'd be getting fleeced. And Michael Pittman. And Quentin Nelson. And Tim Irsay's guitar collection.

Quentin Nelson. You got a big one? Didn't even protect Nick Foles. True. You're going to the Combine this year, right? So you can get all those. Do you have any block of the year candidates? I feel like I haven't heard any talk about that.

Oh, yes. I reached out to a few people on the committee. I need you guys to submit at least one. I have a bunch of... Oh, that means I'm not on the committee. You've never been on the committee. I know. Would you like to be On the committee, I need you guys to submit at least one. Oh, that means I'm not on the committee. You've never been on the committee. Would you like to be on the committee? Mind me, Emmanuel Acho blocking me?

No, NFL regular season only. That happened in the NFL regular season. On the field. It happened on the field. One of mine was a hold. It was called a hold, but it was really a pancake. Penalties. Invalid. My dad got a Ravel reply today.

What? A couple, yeah. Wait. Oh. What happened? I saw this. I don't even know. 55 years ago, the first regular season college basketball game was broadcast in primetime.

And then, yeah, I saw this. And then Doug Winoy. I was at the game January 20th, 1968 with my grandson Chester. Chester was a big fan of Lou Elcindor. After the game ended, we hung out with the team at a Howard Johnson. I was fortunate enough to have a beer with Coach Wooden and Lou. Chester had a great time until I got drunk. I don't know where he's at.

How old are you today? 125 years old and still tweeting impressive yeah there we go for the confusing confusing i'm helping my pops type the tweet he's almost 100 still has a steel steel can from saint arnold brewing company that lucho well if he was a grandfather in 1968 he's a minimum of 110. How do you figure that? Well, okay. Probably if your youngest grandpa could be, like, 30s. 32? How many years ago is 1968?

54? 55? 50? 50? 5? 55? 56? 57?

How are we this bad at math, guys? So if he needs to be... 50... I'm not trying to analyze him. 55? I've said it five times. Why are y'all not taking it? 55?

Yeah, if he was a 35-year-old grandfather, he'd be fine. Oh, he's 90? Yeah. That's fine. But he... I mean, to be a 35-year-old grandfather, he'd have to... That's a boss move. That's penis efficiency. Yeah. That's a. But he, I mean, to be a 35-year-old grandfather, he'd have to. That's a boss move. That's penis efficiency.

Yeah. That's a great move. I think that's a terrible move. I don't know. It'd be cool to be like, boys with your grandson. Why are we trying to solve this? Yeah, I know. It's not real.

I think he just fucked up the, he just fucked up saying grandson. He meant grandpa. I think he meant it how he said it. I don't know. I bet he did, bro. Illinois, what a legend. Damn, dude. Had you talked to him about that kind of shit?

He's coming in town today. Going to Smith and Walensky. Oh, hell yes. Oh, that's going to be nice. Is that a good spot? Oh, it's great. I picked it for my birthday dinner. I enjoyed it.

I've been there twice. All right. Are you going to get a big steak? I took my wife on fuck night. That's the thing. I don't think. I don't think. What do you mean?

For your birthday dinner? That's not my favorite food. Don't go there if you're not going to get a steak. No, no. Go. Go. Every time I go to a nice steakhouse,

I get something else and I always love it. They probably do the best version of something else. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. What's your best birthday dinner? What was the best one you ever had? I used to do my birthday dinner at Chili's every year. It's awesome.

Do you like the way Chili's does their nachos? I don't do nachos. I do bottomless chips. And if you don't get at least three bottomless chips before your food gets there, you're a pussy. The way they do their nachos is they bake on. So maybe they'll give you like 15 chips or 12 chips or whatever. But they bake on all the things to each chip. I don't like it.

I do like that. I like the bottomless chips. They fucking go down easy. You need an attentive ass waitress. Oh, yeah. Oh, when you know right away. I like to get, when I go to Chili's, bottomless chips before I even order a drink. You need an attentive-ass waitress. Oh, yeah. Oh, you know right away. I like to get, when I go to Chili's, bottomless chips before I even order a drink.

But when the drinks come, you're on your second bottomless chips. When the apps come, you're on your third. Genius. Yeah. You've got to be a fucking... Oh, I go monster mash on the chips. Mash them all up. Is this just with salsa? Yeah.

Sometimes queso. What are you nervous about, boy? You are. Why are you all uppity, boy? No, I'm good. Boy? I'm good. What is it?

Boy? Death down in the subway? Hear a noise, boy? I'm all right. I'm all right. What the hell? I don't know why I did that. What the hell is going on with you, boy?

You've been doing it. You've been leaning forward, restless leg syndrome, and clapping your hands, rubbing your hands. What the hell is going on? Nothing. That's not true. You're close. You is going on? Nothing. That's not true. You're close to telling us. It's so true.

I do have to leave by 3, but it's not for anything nervous-wise. But that's just 3. It's only 2 o'clock. Okay. KB, so what are you going to get instead of a steak? I'll see. Pork chop? Yeah, I love pork chops.

I like not salmon. Pork chop is acceptable at I love pork chops. I like not salmon. Pork chop is acceptable at a steakhouse, but if you get chicken. I will not be getting fish. I will not be getting chicken. Okay. I went to St. Elmo's in Indianapolis for the Final Four in 2015, and we sat in this private room that was like Peyton Manning's room, and Andrew Luck kind of like inherited it after games,

and I asked what his order was, and they said chicken. I was like, that guy's's room. And Andrew Luck kind of inherited it after games. And I asked what his order was, and they said chicken. I was like, that guy's a bust. He's going to retire early. And you called it? Yeah, chicken. Yeah. I mean, you can't order chicken at a steakhouse. I feel like your options, if you eliminate chicken and fish.

What are you going to get? Mutton? Rhyme rib, perhaps? Yeah, I would love a mutton. You should go to King's. King's got good mutton? It's too late. I placed the reservation. I'm stupid.

What is mutton? I don't know. I heard it was good. I think it was... It's a mutton chop, right? Yeah, but I think that's different than pork chop. Large was explaining it the other day. I still didn't understand. It's like an old lamb, I think. Oh, for real? Yeah, like veal is

a young lamb. It's a mature sheep. It's a mature sheep. It's a what? Mature sheep. Sheep, so they're older. It's the sheep that live longer. That's kind of more humane than Veal. I would get a lobster ahead of steak. I allow that.

That is absolutely a man's order. But I just don't like... I should just say that, know whatever get your own thing but if you go to a really nice steakhouse I understand I understand yeah I'm doing it more

because I know they would like it yeah okay and lobster definitely classifies as the steak it's like pork chop lobster steak if you can like

you know chicken mayonnaise I would not get chicken no no you gotta get ice cream sundae after at a steakhouse oh yeah for whatever reason at got to get ice cream sundae after at a steakhouse. Oh, yeah.

For whatever reason, at a steakhouse, the ice cream sundaes are different. I've never known that. Really? I'm sorry? You haven't lived. Tell me, would it be whack to get a crab cake? Oh, get a crab cake. That's a move.

That is a... But not for dinner. Yeah, as a side. Yeah, no, as appetizer. Absolutely get a crab cake. I think crab cakes... If I say it on a menu, it's almost an auto order. What about the Smith & Walensky menu? Let's do some scouting for KB.

Is Smith & Walensky the Brooklyn place? No, it's over on Peterloo. That's it. Smith & Walensky, Smith & Wesson, Smith & Walker. A lot of that going on. What's Smith & Walker? Your fucking podcast. ACC.

Oh, yeah, it is. Vlog? Come on, bro. That was unnecessary. All right. I think you should get a shrimp cocktail. No. Why?

Because I don't want that. Okay. Sorry. That's fine. It's okay. It's your It's okay Sure It's your birthday dinner Clam chowder

I would get a clam No that's too much seafood Yeah I would go shrimp cocktail Oh then get the thick cut bacon No Too much meat I go crazy

When I go to Steakhouse Right now It's crab cake lobster But that's not too much seafood for you That's what I'm saying. If I did more, any more. I think the thick cut bacon is a good move. Give that Colorado lamb chop some.

I would rather get a pea soup. Are you going to get a vegetable? It's good. I just wanted to see the other options for entrees below steaks. So prime steaks. Tell me what you guys would order. Other classics. If I took my wife, I'd get the porterhouse. No, but give us your full order. low stakes so prime stakes tell me what you guys would order classics all right if i took my

wife i'd get the porter house oh but give us your full order porterhouse crab cakes now they do have lamb chops and pork always get oysters rockefeller if it's on the menu i might do crab cake

and lamb i go fucking i get the thick cut bacon i go balls to the wall what i would do is i'd go shrimp cocktail crab cake i mean i, big cut bacon, Caesar salad for my health. How's y'all's cholesterol? Mine's probably poor.

Mine is definitely poor. Mine's very poor. I got my blood. They said it's kind of on the cusp. Mine is bad, bad. If you're on the cusp, we're all fucked. Yeah. That's what I mean.

Everybody's fucked. Oh, yeah. I'm about to be on some statins. genetic. If you're on the cusp, we're all fucked. Yeah. That's what I mean. Like, everybody's fucked. Oh, yeah. I'm about to be on some statins. I'm about to be on Staten Island, bro. I think I'm just going to figure it out when I'm 40. Yeah, you probably won't, though. No, I'm saying, like, I'm going to go to the doctor when I'm 40. I'm going to be like, here's what you got to do.

I still remember the date I was going to get seriously about my health and serious about. You're confusing what I'm saying. Yeah. I'm not saying that I'm going to get seriously about my health and serious about. You're confusing what I'm saying. Yeah. I'm not saying that I'm going to get serious about my health. I'm saying I'm going to go see the doctor at 40 so that I at least know what's going to kill me. Oh, you're going to see what's wrong. And I'm not going to change anything, but at least then I know. You could take something.

Take statins. Yeah, when Roan says, well, how's your cholesterol? I can at least answer that question honestly. Yeah. Bad. She's dangerously high. All right. Is that it? I can at least answer that question honestly. Yeah. Bad. She's dangerously high. All right. I'm starting back with my personal trainer today.

That's what you're anxious about? I knew it was some shit, bro. I could tell you're fucking. I'm nervous about it, and I'm nervous. It's the same guy. Why don't you pop out a few squats? Just get yours. No, no, because I haven't eaten.

Body squats. No, I haven't eaten. Brandon, it's not going to work. It might. You need to go alone, and you need to kind of be a bitch about it. You need to go slowly and do late workouts. I have a gym in my house now. I have a heavy bag.

I have some weightlifting equipment. I have a treadmill. I have it all. So I'm going to go start with him, and then he's going to give me things to do at home. That's not going to work. That could work. Not at all. Why can't that work? I know you. It's not going to work. That could work. Not at home. Why can't that work?

It's just not. I know you. It's not going to work. You don't know me. What are you eating for your pre-workout meal? What? What are you eating for your pre-workout meal? Nothing.

Remember that day that you. Remember that one week that you were trying to be healthy, and you wouldn't eat that hot dog? That was like months, and he's still mad about that hot dog. I'm still mad about that hot dog. Yeah, he texted me. He said, if you start back with me, no eating hot dogs. Well, you're going to. Oh, next week is hot dog week. Oh, it's not?

It is. We always have hot dog week. Stuffed hot dogs. Cheesy ones. We have hot dog week every year. Bacon-y, wrapped hot dogs. How could you do this, Brandon? We're going to be eating cake all Thursday.

No, no, no. Next week is hot dog week. Brandon, you need to make sure that you recognize that it's not going to happen in one day or one week. I understand that. I struggle with that. I'm actually – What do you do? This week I've gone to the gym four times.

That's good. Wow. Let's start. I got a weightlifting program from the Wisconsin strength training coach. That's sick. Yeah. And I was like, listen, I haven't been to the gym real in like five years so i think he tailored it so that what are you doing i do everything like full body like monday was monday was uh chest and shoulders and back and buys and tries

tuesday was legs thursday was back to the chest stuff. Today was legs. So it's... I give myself maybe two weeks. I'll probably do it for two weeks. How long were you in there for? I hate when you get a new routine and you look through all of it and then you try and do it

and it's like two and a half hours. Yeah, no, it actually isn't that bad. Today I actually played basketball so I didn't go to the gym today but I'll go tomorrow. But no thing is roan what i gotta remind myself is that strength training is just as good as like like cardio like i played basketball today that was my cardio day a lot of times what i'll do is like if i go to the gym and i'm like gonna lift i'm like well i really didn't get my heart rate up i didn't really do anything so i try to the gym and i'm like gonna lift i'm like well i really didn't get my heart

rate up i didn't really do anything so i try to like walk on the treadmill for like 30 minutes or whatever now i'm like hey just go and lift yeah your lift 45 minutes you're good 45 minutes you're good for the longest time i thought you had to be pretty miserable to get an effective workout in right so i was hating every workout but like a good 45 minute lift is a great feeling. It doesn't have to be longer than that. Also, I'm not a scientist. I'm a fat guy, so everything I'm saying might not be true.

How long do you lift when you go? 45 minutes. I won't even do a full workout. Sometimes I'll just do three exercises on machines that I don't even need to move my body. You just sit down. Yeah. It is a cheat code, like just doing your legs and how much better you feel. Horny? Yeah.

Oh, so horny, bro. So fucking horny right now. Cranked up. Brandon, do some body squats. Any of you guys. I'm already harder than myself. Any of you guys even brushed up against my pants right now, I'd ejaculate. No, Steven's T is through the fucking roof, too.

No, he doesn't. He's glamour muscles only. But he said his natural T he couldn't handle anymore. I think his T is low right now. The Bucks sapped his T. That's probably fair. See? You lost all your T?

Not all of it. It's been sapped. T for Kyle Trask, bro. It's lower than normal. Yeah, let's get in shape. Why not? The Chicago office is going to have a full lifting, squat, everything. And a basketball.

Someone's going to get hurt. I'm the lightest I've ever been. I'm still doing, and you joked about it, I'm doing the TV-12 method through the end of the month. You've been lighter than his birth. Way lighter. The entire first 15 years of your life. Yeah, lightest I've been since college.

Fair. Yeah, Kyle, you want to get in? Well, you're already in shape. What about me? You can include me in this. You're going to quit. I only quit last time because of Omaha. Should we get in sick shape?

That could do it. I'm trying to think if I want to. You are. What are you talking about? Pretty good shape. Not cardiovascularly. What the hell does that even mean, though? Like, you're...

I couldn't do, like, a... Marathon? No, like, even, like, any... I'm bad at running. See, honestly, and I know people probably think this is bullshit, it has nothing to do. I'm very comfortable with how I look. I've been overweight for a while now.

I'm fine. It honestly is just all feel. When I work out, I feel like I have so much more energy. It really is stupid to not work out because you feel so much better, but it sucks to work out. This week, I have felt full of energy every single day. I don't want to get up. I don't know why my body doesn't remind itself like it did. You should work on a farm or something. Get a natural workout where we bail

hay. We just get a farm and the yak is just real life farm. I'm trying to get a farm. What about, Brandon, what if you just worked picking up trash on the side of the highway with those vests on? No, that doesn't sound good at all. That sounds miserable.

Oh my God, you would die. Yeah, multiple ways. Sometimes I fetishize being a migrant worker. They're probably in such good shape, They're in the sun all day. I've literally watched videos of, like, migrant workers working super fast, like, launching full baskets of, like, turnips or some shit that they throw into a truck. And I'm like, that's the life. Their bodies must be so tired. I know.

And that's how much I've convinced myself that my, like, sedentary, sunless, pale existence is a bad thing. That I crave the polar opposite, even the terrible things that it comes with. Fleeing cartels to get paid a subhuman wage of 12 hours straight of manual labor and tons of religion. Yeah. You couldn't last two days.

Facts. I fetishize it. Fetishize? Like, hey, that sounds fucking sweet. You been doing any shopping, KB? I bought an airsoft gun the other day. Nice. For New York?

Are those illegal in New York? I did it in my apartment. Those are definitely illegal as hell in New York. KB, why don't you make an Amazon gift list for your birthday? It's not like that. I don't even know what I want. You should have a birthday shower for him, like a baby shower, but so you have like a fucking...

KB, make yourself one of those porn star Amazon gift lists. I actually will. Yeah, where? I'll buy something for you. Register on Bye Bye Baby. That's where Casey was registered. Bye Bye Baby? Whoa, there it is.

Look at my hair. Holy fuck. How did I get there? I don't know. They put you in there. I remember you being there, Brandon. It's true. Holy shit, dude.

No gray hairs. Where was I in January of 18? I was in Atlanta. Doing what? SEC country. Yeah? I was the podcast director. Are you super excited to buy a house that's going to feel like a forever home?

Temporarily forever. Yeah, temporarily forever, but yes. Not having to rent anymore is probably. I feel like you just have been transient. I'm also in the process. I have been. I'm also in the process of gutting my dad's home and rebuilding it into a forever home. Isn't it a trailer?

No, it's a three-bedroom ranch-style house on five acres. Dude, ranch-style houses, they rock. Yeah. They don't get enough credit. Yeah, you could just skateboard around. Just being like, hey, yeah, I have 16 stairs in my entire house and there's

four different levels. That's so awesome. It's awesome. I think y'all are misinterpreting what a ranch-style house is. What do you mean? Ranch-style house is one level. No stairs. No. Ranch-style can be multiple levels. It can be, but mostly when you think of a ranch-style house, you think of three and two. Three bedrooms, two baths, one level. No stairs. No. Ranch style can be multiple levels. It can be, but mostly when you think of a ranch style house, you think of

three and two. Three bedrooms, two baths, one level. You're thinking of a split level house. No, I am? Yeah. I have a split level house. It's awesome. Ranch homes are usually one level. What am I thinking about? You're thinking of a farmhouse? You're thinking of a farmhouse. I've been in houses where there's

upstairs and even further upstairs, but they're all four steps those rule those i live in a foot level now yeah it's all i can go four stairs down i go four stairs up that's i like that yeah that feels like you're going you're you know sometimes you got to change this makes your house feel fucking huge right you change the scenery well that's a mid-century modern that one above that one ranches are cool though too having all in one i actually would like to live in a big huge like warehouse you just see everything don't you already that no my house is not a warehouse like i'm saying like it's like one big room yeah then maybe some bedrooms off of it what wayne lived in in wayne's Yeah, like it's all there.

Like if you're sitting in the living room, you can yell to the kitchen. I think you would like Devin Booker's setup. For real? How he designed his place. You think he designed it? He doesn't have a wife, does he? Probably has a designer. He's got a Kardashian, right?

No, they broke up. Oh, no. When? You know? Brutal. That is a tasteful-looking place. I love that. That's a very cool house.

We should go stay with him in Super Bowl week. That's fucking sweet. We'll put that in the wheel. One of us has to try to break into Devin Booker's house. That's house party. Definitely has some armed guards.

I watched one of those house shows on, like, an HGTV thing. I think it was maybe even on a plane or something, but it was someone who's a house party. Definitely has some armed guards. I watched one of those house shows on an HGTV thing. I think it was maybe even on a plane or something, but it was someone who had a house or they were in a warehouse. Their house was a warehouse, but inside the warehouse they had an old house, but it was all within a warehouse. I'm confused. You said warehouse and house a lot? You said plane in there? There was a warehouse

and then there was a house. Inside was a house. There was a whole ass house inside a warehouse. I don't even I don't understand it They're saying this is what you want Big Cat A barn dominium Yes

No Yes No those are Why not But they're too Tacky in my opinion Yeah Oh that's kind of cool

Yes Yeah never mind How sick would that be? I'm flipped. Oh, so I was looking at a house the other day in Chicago, and they were sending me all these houses, and one of the houses was obviously a stoolie because every room had a Saturdays are for the boys flag.

I love it. Well, the bedrooms. And I didn't know if I wanted that because of that or if I definitely did not want it because of that. You're about to move into a house of a bunch of 20-year-old dudes that, like, follow you? I'm not living with them. You're going to move into their, like, cum-stained floors? I want to see some more Barn Dominiums.

Big Cat, check out Adam. Remember the basketball player Adam Keefe? I think he is the exact house they're looking for, yes. How do you know Adam Keefe's house? Don't worry about it. I'd like to see Adam Keefe's house. Look at these Barn Dominiums. He's on like HGTV.

Right there. Barn Dominion. They're the best. That would be so sick. It's a barn. Adam Keefe's house is a Barn Dominium, and he has a barn that's a full basketball court. All right, let's see Adam Keefe's house. Well, now that.

I mean, that is my dream. Yeah. Barn Dominium is your dream? No, the – well, it sounds like Adam – Five minutes ago. Adam Keefe's house with the full basketball court. I would love a full basketball court. It would be incredible.

Full, full? Like, what about scaled down full? Not NBA full. Yeah, scaled down full. Maybe high school full. Yeah, like Fresh Prince of Bel-Air full? Yeah. Yeah, like you don't need the whole.

Well, perfect for four on four. Because you can't. You don't have enough friends to run five on five. Amazing. They shot that gym at Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, and it was like 15 feet long. Yeah. Really bothered you, huh? It did.

It affected me. I can't believe you're going back to the trainer. Why? You hate him. You've always hated him. Yeah, he stopped you from eating that hot dog. I didn't want to eat the hot dog. A hot dog can't be the thing that's in between you and getting into shape. It's the idea of the hot dog, not the dog itself.

I know, but you should be able to, from time to time, indulge in a hot dog and still be on your fitness journey. Yeah, like I'm taking my kids to pizza tonight. That sounds delicious. Pizza Friday is actually... Y'all all have good meal plans tonight. What are you doing, Rowan? Going out to dinner. I ain't doing shit.

It's Graham's birthday. Oh, shit. Hey, you are going? Nice. Where are you going? I don't know. How many people? I have no idea.

That'll be fun. My wife was invited, so I'm in. Pizza Friday is the best something to look forward to like fridays we get pizza a lot of good pizza out there let's do that in my house growing up it's just a great it's like hey yeah we're looking forward to friday watch a movie maybe a blockbuster and a pizza place yeah just chill out and it's also like one last thing you have to worry about it's like if it's oh it's friday okay pizza yeah that's awesome you got to make sure though that you don't eat pizza other

nights because that ruins pizza friday your son's favorite food pizza uh no i mean his favorite food is whatever we're not eating at the time oh yep it's just how kids operate that's hilarious it's it's without fail if you you make a cheeseburger, I can't tell you how many times I've made mac and cheese for my son and daughter. And then like, I, it's like, all right, it's ready. And they're like, oh, we want a pizza. You don't, who doesn't like mac and cheese? Again, it's just, it, they love mac and cheese. It's just toddlers. How they operate is whatever they don't have at the moment is the thing they want. Do you have to have have a bait dinner that they pounce on and then you slide in what they really want? No, listen.

When I make mac and cheese, if they don't want to eat the mac and cheese, they just don't eat. That's a hard and fast rule. I love that. We don't play musical chairs for dinner on that kind of stuff. If I have to put any effort into dinner, there's no backup. Do kids need protein? You chop up some fucking hot dogs in that mac and cheese or what? No

They don't need protein? They do but they don't Do you do chicken nuggets? Yeah chicken nuggets, hamburgers Beans Nah Beans? Kids love beans

You're just giving your kids beans? Black beans yeah My kids eat like honestly like steak That's their favorite food Kids love beans. You're just giving your kids beans? Black beans, yeah. Black beans? My kids eat, honestly, steak. That's their favorite food. Yeah, no, my son likes steak, too. It's just hard because steak, you know, he can choke. I don't even know the first time I had steak.

I don't even remember having steak as a child. I had steak as a child. Rich boy Brandon. I didn't realize, Brandon. The worst I ever got in trouble was when my mom called home to make me sure I was getting the steaks out of the fridge to let them get to room temperature. And when I opened the door, our basset hound, Bo, ate all the steaks. Oh, no. And I got in trouble for it.

But it wasn't my fault. She left a six-year-old kid. I've always been bad with dogs. Yeah, Bo didn't live long. He got hit by a school bus. Really? Yeah, I was in the third row. Oh, shit. You're like, wait, that's my dog.

You were on the bus that killed your dog? He probably saw you. He was probably running towards you. Yeah, no, I was in the third row. Oh, shit. You're like, wait, that's my dog. You were on the bus that killed your dog? He probably saw you. He was probably running towards you. Yeah, no, I was on the bus. And the bus driver said, whose dog was that? And I raised my hand. She said, well, that's too bad. And I got home.

What? What the fuck? Too bad? That's too damn bad. My mom got home. She would have been staying in there. And went out to where she lived, and she showed her ass. She cussed her out?

Yeah. But how do they know it was someone's on the buses? It's a small place. It's a rural road. It's a very, there's only five houses on the road. Did you see your dog running? It was annihilating. I'm running up the hill.

Oh, no. That's traumatic, Brandon. Oh, it did fuck me up for a long time. Beau. Beautiful basset hound. I could squeeze out a tear if y'all needed me to. Named after Beau Jackson? No, he predates Beau Jackson a little bit.

Oh, so he would have died anyway. He'd be dead by now anyway. Oh, he'd be dead by now. This is when I was in fourth grade, yeah. This is like when Tony Soprano goes to therapy. Your dog's name was what? Bo? Do you know what type of dog?

Basset hound? There's a Bo Basset. Wrestler. Very good. Prodigy. He's an absolute hound. Remember when Tony goes to therapy and everything's going back to his dad cutting the meat and sexualization of it? You're like, steaks are all Brandon can think about when he eats a steak is his dog

getting hit by a school bus. That's why I love steak. Yeah. You can't get it. It makes him horny. That's a wrestler? He's probably the best prospect. He's a child. He's the best prospect in the country. Maybe the world. How old is this kid that

you've been looking after? He is a very old freshman. In high school? Yes. Oh, my God. What do you mean very old? I think he got held back at least once. When did you get put onto him?

A couple years ago. Oh, no. I don't know. What type of Balenciaga shit is this, dude? This guy. Bassett, the 10-year-old. He does, yeah. Yeah, he's graduating

high school in 26. Boys, my daughter has a game at 4 o'clock. You got it, you got it. Get out of here. She has a basketball game at 4, so. So when are you going

to the trainer? 5.30. Is that okay? Yeah. 4 to 5, and then 5.30. Is that good? Yes.

I thought that you were nervous about going to the trainer first. Now the timeline makes sense to me. No, I get nervous on game days. By the way, I want to clarify, I've never made my son steak. It's just the kids, whenever you eat something, they just want whatever you're eating. Would it be bad if you made your son steak?

I think it's fine for you to have made your son steak. No, I actually wouldn't. I wouldn't make a... You wouldn't waste one of them? I wouldn't make a toddler a steak. No, I actually wouldn't. I wouldn't make a... You wouldn't waste one of them? I wouldn't make a toddler a steak. No, because knowing that they wouldn't eat it, so... Yeah, it's a waste. No, it's a waste.

I wouldn't give my... What you're really making is yourself a half a steak. Yeah, that's true. That's true. But, yeah, no, I don't go crazy to try to give them the food they want knowing that they usually don't want it. It's a... You basically...

With kids, you just basically live in, like, a mental war that you're constantly in. Do, like, guerrilla warfare fighters. Probably sharpened you up. Yeah, it does. All right, Brandon. It's mental games. All right, Brandon.

Are you leaving? No, I've got to leave. Oh, the show's... The show's still going. Do the Ridge Wallet ad read. What if it gets on wet? We don't have the Ridge Wallet ad read. I do have to.

Oh, it says it right here. Ridge Wallet ad read. Ridge Wallet is the ultra slim minimalist wallet. Do we not have it today? We don't have it. Never mind. It's still a great wallet if we don't have it. Great designs. Burnt titanium. still a great wallet if we don't have it great designs burnt titanium

goodbye brandon nope all right should we spin the wheel then you can get the fuck out oh dear you gotta be kidding me that's that's that's unfortunate You've got to be kidding me. That's unfortunate. You've got to be fucking kidding me. What? What? And there's only fucking six of us? Yeah. I understand, yeah. No, I mean, you can't.

You have to if it happens. Motherfucker, how did this go two days in a row? Should we include Nick, Kate, and Sass wherever they're at? I don't think so. I think it's the six of us. This sucks. Why do we torture ourselves? This is stupid.

Days in a row. I have no other clothing. It is Brandon's fault for trying to leave. No, it's not. Oh, the wheel knew. The wheel got me yesterday. All right, listen. Brandon, Roan, KB, it's not going to be us.

How do you know that? Chances are. Trust. Trust me. It's going to be? Chances are. Trust. Trust me. It's going to be Steven. That would be great. Steven took two personal days for no reason other than his shitty team. It needs to be Steven. Proved to be

shitty. It should be Steven. I want to clarify. I wasn't not doing anything. I did a ton of stuff on it. We saw the PowerPoint. We saw what you were doing. I asked you to show us what you were doing and you showed us. Those consumed all your thoughts. Watching 2020 must be nice, dude. I would have loved to watch 2020.

I love Green Day. I think we're good, guys. I don't think we have to worry. All right, go ahead and spin it. God damn it. Come on. The wheel is just. Come on.

Look, Brandon, see? Took care of me first. That's very fair Come on. Look, Brandon, see? Took care of me first. That's very fair. Brandon. See? You freaked out. That's the thing that, like, Sass has never figured out.

It's like, you don't freak out until after you're picked. You gotta act cool, because then if you don't get picked, you can be like, see? Nothing affects you. I was down for whatever. Yeah, right. You were wrong.

God damn it. Damn it. No, it's not just. Should have been you. Sad boy, bitch. It's the four popular dudes. Stop. Stop. Stop.

Stop. Stop. Yes. See, I would have done it. All I got on my plans is Pizza Friday. I could have gone. Ron's already taking off his shoes. He's trying to.

Ron, you're fine. Oh, no. He being Ron. All right. So what trying to. Roan, you're fine. Oh, no. He being Roan. All right, so what I said before, sorry I was wrong. You were right with me. I was, but I was wrong when I said that all of us. All right. Best of seven, I guess.

Yeah. KB, how are you feeling? I don't want to see either one of my friends get wet. Is that what you're going to wear to the stake my friends get wet. I don't want to do this. Is that what you're going to wear to the steak? No, but... So then you're good. Is that what you're going to wear to dinner?

I don't know. Yeah. You guys are going out fancy tonight. Shower will do you good. Getting home is going to suck, though. I have nothing else. You just go to the pile. That's where I went.

What pile shot? I'm in some tight-ass pants. I have extra sweatshirts. Eagles futures ticket sweatshirts. I just bought ten in the store. For your future. KB, one for KB. One for KB.

Just make it a clean sweep. Let me get in that fucking shower so I can go home. I like your sock, bro. They're bumbas. They're la bumbas. Bumbas? What? Ooh.

Ooh. Two for KB. Two, one, KB. Get a motherfucker to get wet on the wheel real quick. Who enjoys this? I think, I think fans do. It's weird that it happened two days in a row. It was on, two, two. It was on a nice pace where it happened at the perfect amount every three months.

It's funny. 3-2 Rome. Believe in something, KB. Believe in something, KB. Believe in something, KB. Believe in something, KB. Game seven. Keep going to game seven, bro. Just at least let it go to game seven.

You took off your headphones. Took off your shoes. Your evening shoes, but I still have my fucking headphones on. Which I hope the real record is. Sorry, KB. Kyle. Happy birthday, brother. Shouldn't have been you.

I don't think anybody wanted to see this. Happy birthday, dinner. Kyle usually gets sopping wet. Yeah. Do the little walk when you come out. I like that. Yeah, walk for us real nice. Do the little tiny step walk.

I like that. Walk real tiny like. Walk with your little short steps like. I wonder if he has to deal with the shit. This was a great yak. I wonder if it's locked. I feel like we had a lot to talk about. We got through it all.

What's he doing? Yacking it up with the... What's he doing? He's taking a checket. He's taking a cicada. Taking off the shoes. Works every time. Works every goddamn time.

Yeah, you got him there. Those are nice shoes. I have... I just got the new pair I got on the last person on the train of 550s. I have a couple pair. The not ALD, but ALD colorway ones. One of Glennie Ball's OnlyFans girls bought him a pair of those. Really?

Yeah. Wow. I got my new... I think my new colorway Air Monarchs just arrived to my house. Did you get the all blacks? I think there's some green in them. Ay, ay, ay. Yeah, I want to get the silver ones for when I got to go out fancy.

Que clásico. Que bonita. Silver Air Monarchs for when I'm going to a steakhouse. Yeah, exactly, when you're taking a family to church. What did he do? He's changing into his wet clothes. Oh, he... Okay, that makes sense.

Come on now. I'm sorry, bro. That's on me. You know... So here he comes. He's got a fresh change. He... He picks some shit up.

Poor guy, man. My heart... My heart damn goes out to him. What's the hat, big cat? You can switch with him. What? I fuck with that. Oh, Scarlet Fire.

Is that a band or a brand? Grateful Dead song. Oh, it's a song? They make merch for songs now? Mm-hmm. Yeah, there's a bunch of really awesome, on Instagram who do Grateful Dead stuff. They send me stuff. I have a Thong song.

Buy some of it. Do you? Thong, Thong, Thong. Let me see your booty go da-da-da-da. French is always sitting over your shoulders so funny. Cisco had a moment. Yeah, I mean he had that song. He had Unleash the Dragon.

Then there was the... Will Smith, Wild had that song. He had Unleash the Dragon. Then there was the... Will Smith, Wild Wild West song. Was he in that? I thought that was Drew Hill. Was that Drew Hill? It was. It was Drew. Big Will, Drew Hill.

That's right. That's in the song. But I heard that Sisko's house was very unkempt. He had a dirty-ass house. Wasn't Drew Hill a group that had Sisko in it? Yes. Sisko was the lead singer of Drew Hill. Correct.

Real? I thought Drew Hill was a dude this whole time. A group that had Sisko in it. Why the hell would they name a fucking group after a dude name? D-R-U Space Hill, right? Yeah. Sisko was in that? He was the lead singer of Drew Hill.

Wait, so he sang Wild Wild West? He sang the Will Smith version. Going straight to the Wild Wild West. He sang the Will Smith version. Going straight to the Wild Wild West. Wild West. Rough Rata. Wild Wild West. Wild Wild West. Oh, you don't want none of this.

Man, there were a lot of people in Georgia. Was that movie? Was it Wild Wild West? It was Wild Wild West. I kind of liked it when they used to do that. Make a movie and a song. The Men in Black song was good. Ghostbusters.

Yeah, they were good. Yeah. It made it very simple for you to follow. And it would be on the radio. Yeah. You could just listen to the Wild West song on Q102. Remember calling into radio to ask for a song? Yeah.

Or to do the hot girl check-in. Hot girl check-in. Hot girl check-in. I won $10 gift certificate for calling in the top nine at nine once. What gift certificate? $10 gift certificate to something. That shit ain't right, bro. They should have gave you nothing.

They gave you half a CD. They gave you a CD single. I would have just taken whatever CD. I got I Wish by Ski-Lo. I Wish, I Wish, I Wish. That got I Wish by Ski-Lo I wish I wish I wish I was a little bit taller I wish I was a baller I wish I was a girl who looked good

I would call her you could probably buy a single CD oh he's doing the walk too got that coat wet oh bro you get to show it's your birthday bro show off the torso Got that coat wet? Oh, bro, you get to show. It's your birthday, bro. Yeah, show off the torso.

Show off the torso. Just the pecs in the middle. It's your birthday. Show off your torso. Just your cleavage. Just the cleavage, my bro. Give us a little pec cleavage. All right, we're done. We're done.

We're done. Show us a little cleavage. I just shivered seeing you. You brought the cold to you. That is a seeing you. You brought the cold. Oh! That is a good chest. You have the perfect nipple size. We're going to wrap it up? All right.

All right. We'll see everyone Monday. Great yak. Have a great weekend. Have a great weekend. Thank you. Have a good weekend, everybody.