The Yak - There's a Turf War Over the Majestic Barstool Tunnel | The Yak 12-11-24

Episode Date: December 11, 2024

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Mm hmm. I was thinking about it all last night. Look at that thing. Look how beautiful it is. Wow. How was it? What Brandon? Not what. Brandon what Dan? I don't think you like the tunnel. I love the tunnel. The tunnel's awesome.

It's not about the tunnel. What's it about? TJ? Really, this early? No. ...professionals or under the supervision of professionals to ensure the safety of performers and animals alike. No. ...in there, right? Hey, stay in my chair.

You want to beat my dad's ass. No. I got it. I rushed into work this morning. Oh, my son was like, no one's here when I dropped him off. I was like, I gotta get to work. He might wake up. What a prank. Oh, that's so good. What a prank. Oh, I felt awful about it. Like awful going in awful driving in had to do it. Yeah, had to be done. Had to do it. Had to do it. Oh, can you promise I'll never do it again? You start the video over.

I'd like to just look at his face and you tell me if this is a man that felt awful about what he was about to do. You tell me if this man right here feels awful about what he's about to do. Yeah. You can see it on my face. Yeah. There's a smile under... Listen to his scream. The way he jumps off the couch. Yeah.

He could have killed you. He was so asleep. Did you feel it? Yeah. Yeah. Were you fast asleep. He was so asleep. Did you feel it? Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Were you fast asleep? I was dead asleep.

Dead asleep. I scared the fuck out of him. Can we slow motion Brandon's little hand? Pause. I want to Aviva LaBam people. What are other things we could do? I texted TJ last night. I was like, what time does Brandon nap till?

And he's like, usually around 8, so I rushed in here to make sure I got it 25 and what's the build the security guard take the video? Follow me real quick. I had to a video Which I will never do it again, I was just gonna I will never do it again because honestly it is the worst Like I felt really bad after because like it I don't know how you can have a worse wake up than that get your ass don't want your son Yeah, I don't want to think I'm gonna do it. I had to do it once had to do it once you guys all agree Yeah, yeah had to yeah business

And I figured the first day after we talked about it was actually weirdly like the day he wouldn't really expect it. Because you're like, no way will he get it together this quick. Yeah. But I did. Amazing work. Yeah. And now you won't ever do it again.

So now he doesn't have to worry about it ever again. You won't do anything. You won't. But you could, because he naps at that same time. I could. You could, but you won't. No, no, no, no, no, no. And he doesn't need to have his guard up,

because again, you will never do it again. He's retired. Yeah. I want to do it no no no no and he doesn't need to have his guard up cuz again you will never do it again He's retired. Yeah, I want to do it so bad tomorrow Man, I want you're not going to Brandon gotta start booby trapping. It's gonna be every day. It's no I'm not going. I'm not I'm not I'm not here that I'm here like more like 830 All right What if you do the shit helmet once and no wake-up calls one shit helmet would be a man Brandon kind of knew too after he was sat in there and he was just like yeah, I mean like I get it

I he was like yeah, you kind of had to once but I will never do it again. I was now you guys Yeah, so asleep. I totally do it. I'm gonna antique Brandon Yeah, totally do it. I'm gonna antique Brandon Flower throw flower You just grab a whole thing of flower just throw it at their face Flower yeah, and then one time Steve-O antiques someone with a fart. Why is it called antiquing? You look antique you look dusty and old We not show antiquing. There's got to be a photo of it. We're gonna have to make our own antique They antiqued with the big hand And then yeah, was it Steve-O wait were they asleep or just walking around

Okay, I think it was it Steve-o? Wait were they asleep or just walking around? No just walking around. Okay. I think it was maybe Steve-o, but he put a bunch of flour in his ass and someone was sleeping and he farted on it. That's what I want to do. Yeah. Oh man. Wow. Hey Dante. Did you know about the tunnel? You did?

Of course I knew about the tunnel? You did Prove that prove it you knew about it You know about the time yeah, no idea he didn't know you didn't post about it Yeah This is where he is where Dante probably that red dumpster thing out Yeah, it's an eye ruining it makes us look really it makes our tunnel looks like shit Dante definitely knew about the tunnel because he like went through this whole office looking for pedophiles. Oh, yeah, you got to do Pedophile sweep looking over. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah

Big time. I think we put I think we get celebrities in there obviously Yeah, we take a picture of them in the tunnel and then we do like the the restaurant move where you then take that picture Put it on the wall of the tunnel. Yes, and we collect celebrities in the tunnel. Yes That like you got the yes Like that I don't love it because I feel like if it gets too cluttered it becomes a hallway not a tunnel Yes. I think I was in Chicago do that. Like, you got the celebrity that was in the tunnel. I like that. I don't love it, because I feel like if it gets too cluttered, it becomes a hallway, not a tunnel. Maybe we get the picture of the celebrity in the tunnel,

and then we put it in the... In here. In here. Yeah. Like, Nick Foles being the first would be great. I wouldn't mind putting it around the sign. Oh, man. Oh, my god.

That looks like it goes on forever. But what do we think? The ground needs to be blue too. Yeah. Full blue. I thought it looked perfect as is. Yeah, Nick folds tomorrow. We gotta get a picture of him and put it up.

Or do we give the picture of a tunnel to the guests to take home? And sign it? Yeah. Real big. I like the idea of it being lined with celebrities in the tunnel. I do, too. Nicky's right. We don't want to have.

And it's a hallway? It's a hallway. And you get the entrance of the tunnel? Maybe so. We're at the very end. Yeah. You have to walk down the tunnel to see all the people that have been in the tunnel.

Yeah. Have them sign the end of the tunnel. Well, maybe the tunnel pictures can just be in here. Yeah, that's what I was saying. Yeah, OK. Yeah, yeah. Hm. I like the tunnel pictures being around the neon

sign of the tunnel, so when people go by, they're like, oh, that's it. That's very good. That's the answer. When do they want to go? That's the answer. When they want to go to the tunnel. And I want them to write on the picture, too,

and be like, had the best time at tunnel, at the tunnel. Yeah. Love you guys. Yeah. Can't wait to come back to the tunnel. People want to. That's the answer. It'll be a staple of the show forever.

Yeah. Well, Stool Streams is using the tunnel after this. Are they? Already? Did they ask? That's a great point. No, Tate, this is on Tate. Tate did not ask.

But if it comes down to a finale between two people, the finale is going to take place in the tunnel. I think you're spoiling everything. I'm not going to say what the finale is. I don't know. He won't tell me what the opticians are. All I'll tell you is the tunnel's perfect for it. OK.

Oklahoma tools? Paintball? Paintball. One of the worst ideas. Oh, yeah. Paintball in the tunnel. Perfect paintball. Yeah. We got to get skeins in that tunnel, man. Oh, yeah, paintball. Yeah, we got our skeins in that tunnel man Oh My god, I would love to riff with him in the tunnel

Oh my god, I think when we have somebody of note come in we're just like hey You want to see the tunnel and see their genuine reaction? Yeah, I Was watching I watched back a bunch of yesterday because it was so fucking funny. The Donnie obviously was incredible and him just running the tunnel. Sneaky, maybe the hardest I laughed was Eddie just being like, you guys don't know about the tunnel? And we're like, what have you been doing? And he's like, just checking it out.

Yeah. Ed's the dude. Yeah. That's the biggest dude move. I just imagine Eddie randomly when you can't find him, he's just standing in the tunnel just being like, yeah. Yeah. Eddie, that's like a great bocce court. Wow., he's just standing in the tunnel just being like, yeah. Yeah. Eddie, that's like a great bocce court.

Oh, bocce in the tunnel. Again, it makes me laugh that we just keep coming up with ideas that we can do out here. But it's different. It's totally different. Yeah, the basketball court's like what? The most amount of feet. Yeah.

When Titus is like, I want to hit a putt down the tunnel yeah but we should play basketball in the tunnel yeah oh yeah or basketball yeah well it tunnels like a casino you lose track of time you know what they're pumping oxygen into it you know yeah I don't want to commodify the tunnel too much. Have you ever played thin football? Thin football? Like narrow football? No. No.

Should we? It would be hard. Look at it. Is that live footage? That's live. I wouldn't mind a- Is football just trying to be as- you tell me what thin football is. I think it would be like three on three football three on three in that space one on one

One foot now. I need to see it. Who's in the gambling cave. Let's make them go one on one football. It could work Hey you passing to who you handing off to run like gooch It's good, okay big bite from huge Max Malicek. White boy Rick. I think two on two maybe to start. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. You called both. I think three on three. You need a running back on a wide receiver. Three on three. Yeah. McCarthy. Max. White boy Rick. Gooch. I get a get another one. I want more. I wouldn't mind if we could if we have the tech. Fasoli. Full size printout of the tunnel and we could sell like Wile E. Coyote posters to people. Why Fasoli? Is Fasoli downtrodden? Yeah. Yeah. Fasoli be ref.

All right. Captains. Captains Max and Whiteboy Rick. What are we doing? We'll tell you after you guys pick the team draft your team three on three You have first pick max. You're not going to lunch What should we do skin okay person skins yeah, no no north skins very south. Yeah, yeah North and South skins all right we got the north skin Okay, who's your second pick? Okay, damn good. All right, so it's three on three first to 28 Thin football in the tunnel then football in the time three on three football in the tunnel. Three on three football in the tunnel. Yeah, it's three on three football. You're just playing football? Yeah. Tackle? Two hand touch? Two hand touch?

Two hand touch. You're allowed one tackle a series. Yeah. Jack McCarthy's team gets the ball first. You get the ball first. No kickoffs? Yeah, wait, kick it off. Kick it off. This could get barbarous. We're sending both Blutmans in? Every time I turn around, Younger Blutman's just behind me. I flipped yesterday. He's like, it's coincidence. Okay, here we go.

Wait. Great call on the telephone. Listen to those acoustics. Really good acoustics. I never got to go because I had to go to Tommy had to go to the principal. I had to go to me. Plutman's going to stand right in front of the way.

Oh, no. Rick is. Good stuff, Rick. We got to make some of the guys learn a capella some kind of oh the halo theme yeah sounds like they're just gonna do the figure it out themselves I like this well this would be an awesome reality show put five guys in a tunnel. Yeah, that's it Wait let him did Donnie say it locks from the inside. Yeah, yeah shut him in Go shut them in shut them in check, but then we yeah, yeah, you know cuz I want to see how they watch them work their way out

See how they keep themselves We'll know instantly if this works or not. Not instantly. First play. Oh wait, is there another... Is that person? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Was that a different person?

Is the tunnel haunted? Lock the door. Wait, they just got kicked out of the tunnel what? Whoa wait our tunnel wait are we beefing with the neighbors now? We get kicked out wait. Did you know? Brandon wants the slowest walk of all time Oh there, okay, all right. Let's see blood looks like he's got in trouble go back to it go back to the tunnel What just happened? these dirt bags

See how long they stay in we've been kicked out No, no, no, no, we've been kicked out of the tunnel what the other office What do you mean the other office threw up a stink what do they say? They said really? Yeah, that would piss me off yeah, I'd be so mad mouse I can you go look there's no no do not let them out There's a three on three football game going on about I want to see how long they stay in the time Tassoli's gonna try to eat Blutman in 30 minutes wait, so we just got our tunnel taken just like that This is war. We're trying to play a football game. Can you tell your boss to keep it down? What the fuck?

Your phone call's too loud for our football game. Who's in there? Blutman and Fasoli? It's fine. No, don't! Oh. What are they doing? I want to see how long they stay in there. So is none of the tunnel ours? We didn't even get a kickoff? Oh. What are they doing?

I want to see how long they stay in there. So is none of the tunnel ours? We didn't even get a kickoff? Yeah, it's half of the tunnel ours? It's half. Is it that loud? Oh. Oh, that's not good.

Can you get all, can you get ABP, oh, oh. What? Can you get ABP on Zoom, please, TJ? We need to get a clarification on this. Stefan probably knows maybe we have to start coming in late night if we want to play in the tunnel over under five tunnel shirts sold 90 don't turn the sound off I don't want to hear them scream. Yeah. It's horrendous. There's a sign behind them that says exit, illuminated.

Yep. They could go around. That's chilly. Are there other places office right off the tunnel? What about quiet football? Sneaky football. That's a good one. Super quiet. Super quiet. You have to... This is bullshit.

This is devastating. Should we let them out? What do you think? We should let one out. Let them think about what they did. They have to decide who. What are the per... Who saw the guy who came in jacked it Oh, you saw what a guy or a girl. What do you look like? Can we take him?

Probably yeah, let me take them you guys asked if you wanted to play what do you say Rick? He just said hey guys is pretty loud out here. My boss is on a call next door We should we should go and be really loud and then wait for one of them to come down and beat their ass. Yeah Yeah We should we should go and be really loud and then wait for one of them to come down and beat their ass. Yeah Yeah We should play football for ownership of the tunnel. Are they still standing in the tunnel? They could just leave yep facility already peed in the corner Well that would establish it as ours would it not right? corner. Well, that would establish it as ours, would it not? Right. My boss is on it. Your boss could take a call

anywhere in the world. Anywhere. There's only one place we could play tunnel football. Right. Thin football was just invented. You could... So they're coming into the tunnel and like... I guess so. Oh. Uh oh. Stuck in a tunnel again. Not again. Yeah, what's he? Not again. This tunnel's so long. Another day, another tunnel.

I don't know, man. Is he hiding something for all he's doing? What if we earn their goodwillwill and then they let us eat like Fruit basket fruit basket. Yeah with poison razor blade. Yeah Have the neighbors complained about us before I don't know this is the closest we've gotten to them they complain about my parking Oh, yeah, was it crooked because you're just a woman part. I was taking up a spot that wasn't a spot and so their big trucks couldn't maneuver I think of them crazy I understand is it a battery plant something like yes I'm like that's those are dangerous no oh no white boy Rick he's going rogue do you see him no I don't he's going rogue she doing

There he goes This fucking taking matters into his own hands. Hmm. Busting his guys out. Oh, he's talking. Oh Have them hand their phones over I Hope they get yelled at again Should we just open up be like yo, yeah, you guys keep it down a little and close it. I know all is good and well and perfect now, but did we get to the bottom of why the sign exists? No. No. No. The sign was accidentally correct. That's really awesome. I love when that-

That's never happened to us. Just did. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Rick, let him out. Let him out. Rick. Look at his, his ass jiggling. Oh my God. Yeah. Well, it's gonna be great if he closed the door and just stayed in there with him. Oh, we should have had white boy. Rick let Liam out when for solely was at the other end of the tunnel. Yeah, we should have. What are they doing?

Get him. Pull the reversal. Wait, close that. Get him, close that. How's Rick so dumb? How can Rick fall for that? What an idiot. Yeah, wait, how?

He's so dumb. How'd he fall for that? Pugger, pugger. I'm not a pugger. I'm a pugger. I'm a pugger. I'm a pugger. I'm a pugger.

I'm a pugger. I'm a pugger. I'm a pugger. I'm a pugger. I'm a pugger. I'm a pugger. So dumb. Hahahaha! How'd he fall for that? Hahahaha! Fugger, fucker. Hahahaha! How'd he fall for that? I was like, what? How'd he let Fasoli get you?

Fasoli's gritty! Oh, he's gritty! Fasoli's gritty! He's gritty, oh. How'd he let Fasoli get you, man? Rick deserved that. That's like watching a character in a horror movie. That was so gross.

He reversed that on him so fast. Toddler prank. Oh, that's so embarrassing. We gotta keep this going now. Yeah, one for one. The risk of the killer goes to Rick. The tunnel must always be occupied. The tunnel must always be occupied. It's like our hall monitor, but for the tunnel,

someone's got to be in there at all times. Well, we have it's just to like, we can't leave it abandoned or else the other office could take over. Right. If we were eighth graders, what would we do with that tunnel? Football. Knowing what we know. I'd get a bouncy ball and like, fucking throw it as hard as I tried to get it to. We would, screams.

Oh, it was penis. Things like that. Things like that would bother them. Yeah. Oh, like you mean to troll them for saying it? Yeah. Yeah, penis for sure. We'd scream penis.

Fart. Who's that? And then if they were like, who did that? We'd be like, no we didn't. Yeah, then we'd say, where's Rick? Get him so good. We have Rick like ding dong ditch them, then he comes and hides over here, and we see their head pop out. Oh, where's Rick? Like him so good. Can we have Rick like ding dong ditch them, then he comes and hides over here

and we see their head pop out. Where's Vaughn? Like it's a Scooby Doo hallway. Fart eliminator with those acoustics. He's right up against the door. Someone should fart in there. Does anyone have one in the chamber? Where is he?

Did he leave? He got out. He's just hanging from the ceiling. He's killed himself. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Uh, no. Rick has vanished. I'll bet. And we've lost Rick. I... Oh! Oh! What a work. Sneaky, sneaky guy. Oh, man.

That's funny that he's stuck in there forever. I'll text him. Again, there's an exit. You just walk right to that other door and you go right outside. Did you text Pete, TJ? I did. What'd he say?

Nothing. What a jerk. Hey, did we ever decide what we're doing for Jerry After Dark? No, it's due today. We gotta figure that out, boys. I made a little game show. OK. Just kind of like what we do with like Zah's wild.

Oh. KB's wild. So can we just do that? I'll hop on that. Can we put our name on the author? Yeah, Nick and I worked really hard on it. Yeah, it's a group effort. When you guys were gone on Monday,

our idea that we came up with was doing the Rockettes Blindfolded with mousetraps. Oh, that's fun. That would be a mousetrap run down the hallway would be fun. Oh the tunnel Oh my god. What did I just say? Oh Yeah, we could do that make it real slippery too. Yeah You know the Rockettes Ballet women You're the Rockettes. We're just. Oh, oh, oh. Are they ballet women? Uh, yeah. They're really good dancers.

They specifically ballet women? We have to be bare-leg. I don't know what the first 59 minutes and 45 seconds of their act is. That's a really good question. But I know. What does that mean? Boys, where you going? Like, if you're, if you buy a ticket to see the Rockettes,

you want to see them kick their legs up in the air. But that is, that's like. I just thought that's all they did. Yeah. You're not watching an hour of that, are you? Have you seen, I don't know if we can show it, have you seen the crumple? Where they all get in a line and the cannon hits them

and they slowly all crumple to the floor. It's one of the coolest things. So they crumple? Oh, god. Oh. and they slowly all crumple to the floor. It's one of the coolest things. So they crumple? Oh, God. Oh. Oh, he shot it right on him. Ha ha ha ha. Hmm.

Ha ha ha ha. I've been twice, but the only part I remember is the kicking. Oh, I remember. Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! I've been twice, but the only part I remember is the kicking. Oh Just boys boys being boys force playing It's empty Damn oh, okay Are they dominoing yes, but they do it in slow motion.

Oh, we should do this. Until they're all laying flat on the floor. Oh, we could do this. This would kill us. Just do the whole Rockets act. There's no world in which we could do this. Why not? I think you guys would fall over.

So we need hats. Slow motion, this kind of, I don't like this. But wait, tell it, like, I don't know if you can fast forward it. It just looks really cool by the end. It's crazy that they don't. You could definitely fast forward it. Okay, that's impressive. It is. Is that? I don't know if it can fast-forward it. It just looks really cool by the end. It's crazy They don't you could definitely fast-forward it. Okay. That's impressive Is that I don't know if it is why?

What are you guys think you could do that? What's it? Yes? Yes? We could do that If you guys that you would just fall in one second Yeah, no way you couldn't do one percent we would fall almost immediately no way, so we would I think we could do that no way All right, let's fucking do it Let's do it this could also be part of the jury I think I think Brandon you and I do you think how do you? See this and think we can do it. It's it's not that hard. I was a big cushion at the end Come on. That's easy. That's so easy. No everybody take your We have a big bean bag

upstairs. Bring the bean bag. I'll stay behind and talk. I'm gonna be the person that holds you up. I've already been beaten up. Oh yeah you can use those cushions. There's absolutely zero chance that they could do this. Well, oh. The hubris of these men to watch something that's been trained and practiced and practiced and trained over and over and over with these lovely women, the Rockettes. Now if I was them I would go shortest to tallest. Yeah.

And they got to really hold on to each other, they got to link. It's almost like a trust. There's a trust issue here, right? They're never going to. I think you go shortest to tallest, yeah. Ebo, you might need to get toward the front. They link them really tightly. They go over and around.

Does anybody want? Big Cat, you want to come view them one more time just to get it in your mind what they do Okay, all right Okay, I think he blows taller than gooch What is that giant gap for there they go there they go there they go Are you gonna finish it you gotta finish it Titus didn't fall

Titus didn't fall! Someone's supposed to guide me! Oh, we had so easy! Alright, we can do that. That was actually better than I... Yeah. It looked pretty good. Until Titus wouldn't fall. But that's all we're gonna do?

Or the whole Rockettes routine? You need one person behind you. A support person. You know what you guys need if you're going to do out in Giraffe D'Arc? You need Big T to be in the very back holding. All right, so TJ, we need those stupid hats. And then what else in the routine?

I think with like 10 minutes of practice, we got this. I think we might put them in business. Yeah, that was easy. That was so easy. Did it look cool? Simple. It looked pretty cool. I mean, the front of it looked cool. When it got to you and Ty cool? It looked pretty cool. I mean the front of it looked cool.

When it got to you and Titus it looked less cool. Titus had to just fall. I needed somebody to look how the pros do it. Yeah. I'm not even willing to call them pros. No, that was so easy. I needed, yeah, I I was going to fall and then I was like

this is going to go very poorly if I Fall? Start to lean back. I was going to fall, and then I was like, this is going to go very poorly if I fall. Yeah. Start to lean back. Can we get the mid shot of it? Did it look sick? The first four or five was excellent. Yeah, let me see.

Excellent? Yeah, I thought it was pretty good, Kate. The first four or five? I'm sending you the picture of it right now. I'm kind of stunned at how well you guys did that. Here they go. And then right after Nick, it starts to fall apart. See, that's pretty good.

Yes. Yeah, that would have been, yeah. Let's see. That's pretty good. Yes Yeah, that would have been tight. It's just doesn't finish the drill. I was again. I would have cracked my head. Oh We could do that yeah, all right, so that's one thing what else do they do they do that the high the high knee Yes, that will be with the mousetraps Okay, which would be very funny. Yeah, that will be with the mousetraps. OK. Which will be very funny. Yeah. We'll blindfold and just kick. And do they do anything else? Oh, that's a good picture, Kate.

You guys, like, really surprising. Should we just perfect this? Yeah, I think so. TJ, fast forward to their video and see what else they did. It's like a two hour show. How did they finish it? How did they finish it? The two hours.

The higher legs finishes. That's gotta be so, they have to do it a bunch. No, I meant how did they finish the crumple thing? I wanna see the end of that again. Are these chicks? Yeah. Why are they dressed like that? Oh, you saw it.

So interesting. And they all sit up. That's it. And they salute. We can do that. That's easy. Also a little, you need a tiny cannon or something that starts it. This little cannon and the flag comes out

and, like, barely pokes them. I think that should be a fart someone did. Yeah, farts. We should have sound effects, too. Yeah. Yeah, that's a fart. And have a... I get a flag that says fart. That's a chip? Like, where it says boom.

Pfft. Yeah. Perfect. And then... And we wheel out a big ass. All right, what, can we see the ending? What does that mean? The high knees or whatever the fuck they do?

So I think the guy that does that initial thing, that is the guy that goes to the back and helps with the fall. Yeah. Like you saw that guy kind of scurrying to the back. The yak performs the Rockettes. There it is. All we need is like three Yakettes. Yeah, the Yakettes.

Yeah, we'll set that up. We'll get the hats and then we'll just be like, yeah, look, that's where the mousetraps will be underneath. Oh, you guys could do that easy. And then we'll just be like, does anyone in the audience have a fart? I'm thinking like a symphony of farts as we're lifting our legs we do fart Rockettes They're still good like fart compilations, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, they're not like this isn't that hard or anything It's just that people just like it for Christmas. Yes. nostalgia. I think the hardest part is getting everybody the same height. They just have to find women that are the same height. It is hard.

They're perfectly symmetrical and perfectly in sync the whole time. Music. It was hard in the 50s, but like, come on. Yeah. They're kicking against plumbers. I think you guys have spent the last five to ten minutes disrespecting the Rockettes. Yeah. I feel very confident doing that.

Easily. Like, I don't. No remorse. Better. Yeah. Better than the Rockettes. I'll say it. Fuck them.

Yeah. Fuck the Rockettes. I think we're the first people outside of the Rockettes to be like, we could do that. Yeah, they've just brainwashed everybody like, this is amazing. Right. Nobody's ever tried.

It's Christmas time. Go watch the Rockettes. Nah. And we're adding farts oh hey Pete oh what are you doing just working um why do you have your background blurred oh it's just a setting on is there porn behind you? Yeah. Where are you? Can you unblur it? It's distracting. Oh, now blur yourself. Yeah, kind of dreary day.

What's the deal with these people saying we can't play in the tunnel? Who's saying you can't play in the tunnel? Some some guy came down and said hey you can't play in the tunnel some asshole Yeah, I mean that's sounds about right who is that I have no idea who that is I don't know who Come from there. I don't. So I have no idea. Is it our tunnel? No. Is it their tunnel?

What do you mean? Who's they? The neighbor. The battery men. I don't think so. Whose tunnel is it? Well, we have a door to it. Yeah.

I guess they do, too. They probably have a door to it, too. I know. So it's at least half and half do we need to put a Line in the middle and be like here's our part of the tunnel Couldn't hurt. I wouldn't go past the halfway part. No. No, I was talking about a line right down the middle all the Oh, you want to split it long ways? Yeah. Oh, yeah I'd rather have a long time. Oh, no. Oh, no simple. What's he doing back there? Oh

Have a long time. Oh, no. Oh, no simple. What's he doing back there? Oh What a fool he's such an idiot simple simple real the man We Rick got got to the door pick a cut by Fasoli. Oh, no, I don't view him as human anymore. Oh, no We have a tall cam now. Yeah. Yeah, okay, so We're stuck in the tunnel, it's like a love and stranger things trapped in the hospital Why No, he's got to he's got to just get to one side or the other Who told you to get out of the tongue somebody go go moon him at the other end when he sees you and then close the door.

Someone from... He's so cool. Someone from the other office told us to get out of the tunnel. But can we tell them to get out of the tunnel? I'm not, the tunnel is like, it's just a gray area in Switzerland. I don't know Beautiful yeah, I'd love it. Yeah also sounds like if we just Show our might we can own the tunnel. Yeah, sounds like it's up for grabs

Oh, Rudy's gonna make a lot of noise and get us in trouble. Oh, it's dark in the tunnel. Look at whoa Whoa? Is he moving the camera Oh, it's dark in the tunnel. Look at the end. Whoa. Whoa. Is he moving the camera? I see you moving the camera around. You can't really tell, can you? Hmm. Yeah, so what do we need to do to make the tunnel 100% ours? Is it a cultural thing? Do we need to annex the tunnel?

Yes. Yes. We've got to plant a flag. The tunnel seems a lot less cool now that I'm trapped in here. Don't say that. That just earned you 10 more minutes. Zoom in on the exit sign on the other end. It's right there, not that one.

It's still there. I'm sort of solid right now. Yeah, it's really probably just an emergency exit. But that's, he could just walk right out. Yeah Oh It's going to get him All right. So Pete give us an answer. We if we beat up the neighbors we get the tunnel No, no, let's be nice respectful neighbors

But let me see what we can do about annexing the town. All right, send them an email and be like, hey, the tunnel, did anyone call dibs? Because we'd like to. And if not, dibs. Right. And if they push back, we're willing to cut the tunnel in half long ways. What if we cut it like top and bottom?

We get the bottom half. Yeah. Just so we have it. We get the top half. What did you say, Pete? Yeah. just have Rudy call five-minute rule on there Just in case yes, I don't like how you're making this a joke. Yeah, you're making this a joke funny Pete Nobody's making nobody's making a joke. That's basically the law you guys have siblings. Is this a blue five minutes It's yours for five more minutes. Do you have a Bluetooth in your ear? I do

You're about to give us a TED talk Five minutes is yours for five more minutes. Do you have a Bluetooth in your ear? I do you're such a loser You're about to give us a TED talk. Oh my god What if Pete is the boss on the call at the other probably Oh, Pete. He didn't say no. Why are you gussing cum, Pete? Yeah. You put your food in there. You need to drink cum. Why did you take a swig of cum? Puts it in a thermos. You keep it warm. You couldn't wait to drink cum? You didn't realize you just had a cold? You know.

Guy just drank more cum. That is warm. Dude. Pete, that's disgusting. Some discipline, dude. Dude. You're supposed to do that at work. Oh, yuck. drink a little more come

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It's Tuesdays like our swimming day, so I just kind of took all the focus and then got away from me. Life happened. Yeah. It feels like you forgot the color. No, I was talking about it with my wife last night. We're in for the car painting. You could have been in a stop sign and showed them real quick.

Some people were sending me a bunch of other pictures. There's a lot of impersonators, but not too many that are in the personator Well, there's a lot of other different car brands that have a very similar. Did they claim to be cornflower blue? No, I don't think People sending you sneeze come You just sneeze cum Dude that's really gross So freaking calm Oh Freaking come Little bit of a damp hand

Is it raining come You to get somebody else else look at take care of that daily come look who got their box of come Come who's thirsty lunch is served You're really good you had to have been so mean So the color What happened sorry what you didn't show your kids? He didn't have the time. No, I talked to my wife about it last night. We had a lot of stuff going on last night. Went to Chipotle for the first time. It was a disaster.

What happened? I forgot to come in your burrito. You don't know? What do you mean you don't know? It's boring. Just parenthood. How can Chipotle be a disaster? You go through a line. You don't know what do you mean you don't know as is boring just parent shit How can Chipotle be a disaster you go for a while? Are you expecting to have fun there? Yeah? Chipotle well it are you saying there was a family disaster or Chipotle now just bad time bad vibes

So the kids were upset. That's I'm just whole thing. Yeah You know Who was fussy the kids the Chipotle workers or are you both? Oh? Did you have your camera in their face asking for more meat? No, but I'm not going back to school I'm out in Chipotle Wow Breakdown no just they give you cuff You got cuff you're playing cool. I don't know. First off, how was your meal?

Fine. Overpriced. It'd be really funny if we looked up Chipotle in Arlington Heights burned down last night. You gotta stop talking about it. I don't want to do it. It was a thing. No, it was fine. They are getting ceiling work done, so maybe they recently had a fire, but that wasn't

me. Wait, what? They're getting ceiling work done at the Chipotle. This gets even gets even more confused was that yeah, did that ruin the vibes was there a lot of? I didn't make it a bit draftier, but no What Dining experience yeah bad dining experience He's got two young kids They screw up the order did they give you not

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counter bucks for like three dinners basically how did you get that I don't know how to gift card to what maybe they household me gift card you complain about the price what it was that much after the gift card wait a minute what what over $100 at Chipotle or no I included I'm sorry including the gift card is about $90 It was $20 gift card Chipotle run by car knees. What are we talking? It was three of you guys might not have been with three meals Give me an example the bad service Again you've ever a line is only like maybe 15. Yeah, what was?

This is such a bad story my wife got food with the kids first got me a drink I didn't see any good drink so I went to trade it for a different soda trade it they wouldn't allow it you were being difficult you were being yeah they're bad pay what do you mean why did your wife go get the drinks where were you and I was helping with the kids shit it It's fountain sodas. Yeah, but they had the good cans So I don't know what the brand is. It's like the pink one, but it's like a is he Yeah, you were being fussy you tried to swap the fountain so I don't want spray They couldn't take it off. It's like all right just fucking I'll pay for it. Whatever

Yeah, that seems like an easy transaction though Gwok was very small meat portions not great No, the chips half of them were broken and just like Sucked whatever I wasn't trying to make the story trolley verbal yelp one star on tonight's And you're never not going back never lost my business wow and then that puts you in a bad mood and you're like this isn't that

this isn't the time or place to tell my kids about the new color and that's probably that's how the night went like this you can't tell your kids about a color after a bad experience yeah you know a bowl or the burrito bowl with small guac? Got the guac on the side yes small didn't not filled Yeah, oh I see the container itself was not yeah used to capacity Damn, man. Oh, sorry to go through you okay, man. Yeah, I'm all right He is he's mad because I said cum was extra Sorry you had to go through that. You okay, man? Yeah, I'm all right. Half the chips. I don't think he is. That sucks.

He's mad because I said cum was extra. Cum is, since when? Since when is cum extra? I always came here and they just gave me two scoops of cum, no questions. You gave me sour cream, I asked for cum. What the fuck? Did they change their cum recipe?

They nerfed it. You tried trading in his cum for a different cum? Actually, with the canned cum? The fountain cum is not good. It's so flat. The carbonation of this fountain cum. Oh my god. Slapping a sticker that says cum on a fountain. It would be so funny

Someone just choking Have has anybody done research on how much it is to get the car painted? No. It's $2,500 you said? I think it's more than that. I'm going to try it. I think we should talk to sales. See if we can maybe get a car. I'll pay for it if we can't, but we might as well try. I'll paint it if it's cheaper.

What's the recipe for this color? Can we make it? I don't know. It's exclusive to Volvo. Volvo? If it's cheaper, what's the recipe for this color like can you just can we make it? also, what's What is there like a national brand of car painters, I think each like Not what our shop was I? Don't know like I know like like a jiffy lube for car painters I don't know like I know like like a jiffy lube for car painters Hmm you guys know how cars get painted because I do not I can I thought they just dipped them Yeah, use the hose the hose thing I thought they just turned him upside down

Like an Easter egg yeah, the windows and everything yeah But like hot my ride shit would it be Stella would it be a Stella blue car? I don't know we'd have to custom Should we do it ourselves the cummobile the cummobile? Are we allowed to try ourselves Why we don't have I don't know where this would get done is this done like a car wash that's what I'm at Behind a shell gas station I Actually just asked if I forget who was talking about this yesterday

I asked what car detailing is do you guys know what that is clean it really well? Oh, yeah I didn't know every bit of a car getting like details on your car like racing stripes or whatever what no That's does not make more sense. Those are decals No, I guess that Also plays, but yeah, I didn't know that Whatever so all the time a co is the national All right, so do we have a make all around here? That's right Make a Chicago Rob home and get some corn corn flour blue. We're obviously gonna paint it come colored, right?

Okay, boom Like 40 people added the tunnel on Google Maps by the way really Mako Okay So we can just take it there and just be like cornflower blue, please How devastated would you be if they got like really close, but didn't quite get it that would be bad How devastated would you be if they got like really close but didn't quite get it that would be bad

That would be a shame that would be awful all right, so we should have our sales team reach out Okay, all right. I'll shoot someone a note. You guys want to do some Some business cuz we get Vanny woodhead painted too whoa oh Make it make oh all right any wood heads Maybe has someone who can fix it up. No way. Yeah, might be bringing it back. Like a mechanic?

Yeah. He was like the perfect mechanic, too, because Hank brought him in and he was... He asked me about the title and I was like, I don't even know where it is. I don't know. I think this car doesn't exist. He's like, all right, well, I got some guys. We could do something. Oh, wow. I like that. Yeah yeah I need someone a little in the gray line

figure that out oh no our sports tunnel that's fair yeah Steve get a bumper sticker on your car this is the tunnel and the arrows pointing to the muffler That'd be cool about that's I'd be open to that Yeah, we got to do some kind of customs some kind of something on it. Oh, oh is that the tunnel without the light? Yeah, wow that is beautiful. I heart tunnel shirts like I heart NY mm-hmm Someone DM me an idea of like a Jerry after dark of lasers in the tunnel And he's got a whoa the other without hitting the laser, and I thought that was awesome I love lasers do you he's gonna know okay?

I'm sorry to call you out a laser pointer though never really wanted to yeah laser point if I had a laser pointer You would definitely want to hold it If I was going like this right now the art Yeah It would have been like not even a state of the art the one blind a you could flash and it was like the different shapes and you could have like the mud flap woman on it. Yeah, they're fun. What was...

Yeah, they were all the rage in Junior High. If you had a laser pointer, I don't remember what I did with it. You just do... You just like prank the teacher. Just fucking... Yeah, you put it on a chalkboard. You put it on her ass. She's during class.

Yeah, there's a dot on the teacher and everyone's... It didn't take much back then. Yeah, that was the best. That was it. Now there's flash there's a dot on the teacher and everyone's Now there's fly we were so immature You don't have one for your cats no I have one and I use it my kids fucking love it I like really don't like fall when I'm trying to get dinner ready. They'll like follow it all around the house They're obsessed with it. That's good parenting. Yeah When I'm trying to get dinner ready, they'll like follow it all around the house. They're obsessed with it. That's good parenting. Yeah It does not there's like super flashlight guys. Yeah. Oh, yeah $10,000 I want one of those they're really smug about it They'll do the review and they'll refuse to go outside and show us. What do you mean?

You can see it from miles away. It illuminates the whole night sky. What do they get out of that? It's it's a love deal. You know like it's a power thing. Okay tool Yeah, there's something like you never see no copters I don't even know what you're talking about you like the lasers they use in like laser shows know they flashlight There's these flashlights it like they'll turn them on outside and like the whole world is Yeah, they make the night day. You become God. Yeah.

T.J. can find one. Maybe. I bought one. I was watching a. Bare Knuckle Fight Challenge League. It mesmerized. I want to watch. Have you ever seen it?

No. It's barbaric. Just boxing bare. Look at this. Well, it's barbaric just boxing bear this was now it's em. Oh Wish me luck turning on the world's it's so bright Whoa, okay, that's cool. That is cool Are they like illegal? They've got to be I know some of the like laser pointer ones are illegal because you can like Shoot him at planes. Ah and like that you can go to Like real jail for for trying to because you can distract pilots

Also, some of them can like burn through paper because they're so powerful. Holy shit. It's just lightsabers. Yeah, don't sound pop balloons pretty quick Like the green ones Yeah, have you seen some of the this might be just a stupid I got caught in a bad algorithm But like there's drones going over, New Jersey right now Yeah, there's like I don't know what the conspiracy is but there are drones going flying over, New Jersey right now people think that like They're looking for a nuclear bomb flying over New Jersey right now. Yeah, people think that they're looking for a nuclear bomb. There's a nuke in Jersey? Yeah, they're like, these are FBI drones and government drones.

Like, big drones. They look like the size of a car almost. Yeah. Like, how many are flying over Jersey? Iranian connection. What? That doesn't feel good. Hmm.

You OK? What you looking for? Remember when somebody dumped like a 1,000 pound pile of spaghetti in New Jersey a couple years ago? Oh, yeah. You brought that here. In the woods? I had been investing.

A stoolie ended up being a neighbor with the whatever. Yeah. And just in the woods, I had been investing a stool. He ended up being a neighbor with the whatever. Yeah. And just in the woods, someone found like a massive pile. It was like a haystack, but it was spaghetti. Wet, wet. Sauce? Yep.

It was all, I guess it rained. And it was cloudy with a chance of meatballs. Yeah. That type shit. Someone's nonna was like hoarding spaghetti during the COVID. She was hoarding spaghetti over COVID? And then they were like moved, and he's like, I don't know what to do with this. So he like tooking spaghetti during the covid. She was hoarding spaghetti over covid. And then they were like moved and he's like, I don't know what to do with this.

So he like took it all into the woods and made like a massive. Yeah, there's all spaghetti. New Jersey. That would be great to jump in. I mean, it looks kind of natural. Animals eat it, right? It's like it was growing out of there. It's kind of beautiful. Yeah. step so he's spaghetti grows wild in Jersey So the drones are just flying over Jersey constantly right now

It's like people keep spotting drone clusters and drones in the sky people in my local Facebook group are like freaking out saying it's the government spying on us and group are like freaking out saying it's the government spying on us. I mean the government already does. Yeah but I feel like the government they got drones that we're not gonna be able to see. Right and they like being like oh now they're spying on us? Yeah. You think we got invisible drones? I think they got drones are like so high that we can't like make them out with a naked eye. I think they have drones that look like a real bee.

Yeah. What? And they're like. Bee drones. Yeah. Why don't they think it's just a dude, like Mike DeGiacomo who's just fucking around? He just got a really crisp present.

Why does it have to be a guy? That's not really like DeGiacomo, though. What's DeGiacomo doing? He's more of a ground-based guy. Yeah. He's in his backyard just doing that. Donny. So what all the birds aren't real movement is about. Yeah. Birds are all drones. Yeah. That's a really like could be people are too

bored, man. Yeah. But I think they I think they went overboard on the on saying it because we know the birds are real. You can have the theory that some birds aren't real pigeons. A lot of people. I think they went overboard on the On saying it because we know the birds are real you can have the theory that some birds aren't real Pigeons a lot of people I think that started is like an onion article like a joke and then yeah real conspiracy theorists Co-opted it because they're dumb where do conspiracy theorists like find their shit? Is there a site I? Think it just I think it's just something happens, and they're just immediately like that's not what YouTube and Facebook if usually via Facebook if earth is flat are we just floating flatly in space or is earth all there is and space is a lie it's like when you say they come up with spin a quarter yeah look it's a dome I think I think we're in a floating dome wasn't

there that didn't we talk about that guy who was a flat earther and then did an experiment and proved himself wrong was like shit. Yeah, he lined up all those boards with holes in them. Yeah. It's like if the sun shines through, then like the earth is round and it just went right through. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Damn. But then he still denied it kind of. Yeah. Like something's wrong. Yeah, people are doing that right now with Luigi, where they're just like different eyebrows, like, oh, this is a Psy-Op. You hear somebody yell, it's a meme Mario to him?

Yeah. That's classic. Yeah. He was getting taken to a police car. Yeah. Someone's like, it's a meme Mario. A big one? Oh, go ahead.

Nah, I don't have anything. Me neither. Oh. I thought we were going to have two things there. Yeah I thought we're gonna have two things there That sucks truck out. I think you're both lying. Yeah, you both had a thing I did, but I'm gonna wait like 12 minutes to bring it up organically how long Two seconds, but it's dumb now. Yeah, but it's not going to take. We need a thing. This is an out-of-date opportunity. Mine's all hyped up. We obviously need a thing.

Same here. Fuck. You guys think mine's going to be great? Mine's not. One that I see online all the time is they'll have to use trains to take tanks and stuff from one military base to another. So they'll load up all this military equipment on trains,

because it's cheaper than having troops dry, whatever. And any time there's trains of military equipment, I get the post of like, this is it. The government's mobilized, and they're going to take us down. That's like, that was dumb. That's a popular one. I trust the government in everything they do. Kyle, the bar is low for your thing.

All right, Kyle. You should be able to jump right over this. Did you see he bought a granola bar from Starbucks right before he killed the guy? No. Oh. Kind bar. Oh. Kind bar. So right before he killed the guy. No. Oh kind bar. Oh, I'm bar. Now this is Kate's thing. So yeah, she had both. How do you how has a thing? You

got to really want that I guess. You have a calm the nerves. I've never waited for mobile. I wouldn't need a snack before murder. No, I Wouldn't be hungry after and he went to McDonald's after that boy was eating He doesn't know when he's gonna be able to stop after after the murder So he probably needs to get sustenance before yeah, but I'd want one sit-down meal You can't kill on an empty stomach as an unwanted man Huh, I saw the McDonald's workers aren't gonna get the reward Yeah, that sucks Huh. I saw the McDonald's workers aren't going to get the reward. Yeah.

That sucks. Rewards have to be approved by a board? So they've just been lying to us the whole time? Because they called 911 and not Crimestoppers. Come on. It's what I read. Oh, so they identified him? Yeah, that was...

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I really hope Santa left us a receipt. He's got flow. Wait, is he dissing gift cards? He's got flow. Yeah, it was like a... Yeah, that video of him. I didn't know he was illiterate. Well, I mean, they weren't for a seven-year-old.

They weren't... Also seven-year-old. They weren't. Skip. Also, he. All right. How old is he? Kandopoliskip. Kandopoliskop. It's Kaleidoscope.

Oh, I'm sorry. Kaleidoscope. So Kaleidoscope. His dad is like. Oh, I got it. Kaleidoscope. He's heard the next one. Denbarotop.

What? Denbarotop. Defibular. Defibular. Close. Defibular. Defibular. Defibular. I actually think he's pretty good for a seven year old. Those are tough words. Yeah. Is he seven though? I don't think he's seven.

I think he's seven. I thought nine. No, he's not ten. Groment. Why grow? It's gourmet. Herb. grown man why grow it's gourmet heard her it's her herb herb herb herb herb herb Yes, at it There it is Rizler Why don't they give it to him I don't know how good I'd be yeah that first one. I would definitely say And then I'd look at it again. I've been ready. What do you thought?

but Guys that sucks. Yeah, what sucks? I think he's seven though. No not that the the music video They're making this kid do and oh Wants to do that guys that sucks. Oh doesn't want to be in school with friends. They are taking that He wants to be force-fed so they are taking this kid's childhood and making him a fucking joke on the internet cuz he's fat Wrong he's very fat. Yeah, oh that's what this is we shouldn't feel good about this anymore It's a little in our control don't make me feel bad because I've thought these thoughts, but I push them down Let's not push them down. Let's just stop No, he is right when I saw the

So right the only video is like this is horrific. Like why would you make your kid? I'm trying to think it when I was seven would I have liked to play basketball at Madison Square Garden wearing a full boy I've heard point there with all the former Nick's legends. No, that would have been... I would have said, Dad, are you explaining me? Yeah, now I'm dead. Yeah, if your dad is standing off camera saying, redo it, because you didn't say it right, you little piece of shit. At seven-year-old me, would I like to walk out with the big show?

Oh, oh my God, poor him. Ring the bell? Oh! Oh, that would suck. I would have hated that. We're playing into All right, the horror of releasing two new rap songs in one month. I think Brandon's jealous of the Rizzler Yeah, I think you are. You always were jealous of the Costco guys. I didn't think it would go as far as the Rizzler. You want to be the Rizzler? Brandon you're 100% right. I know. But you're also jealous. You're jealous.

Yeah, those things can be true. Bitch. It doesn't give y'all secondhand embarrassment watching this. The spelling did. The rapping did, too. The rapping was worse. I like the rapping. He has flow.

I think if he's seven, it's kind of fine. I think he's seven. But if he's older... We've been saying he's seven for two and a half years now. If he's older, it's not as good. I have seen videos now of him when he was like three and four and he just as always he's got the he's got I'm just saying are you gonna? How you gonna deny the it man? This guy is a lifelong celebrity. Yeah How good look at him?

Oh, yeah, he's a baby What are we gonna do with him? What are you gonna do with him? Yeah! This is how a kid should act! I gotta keep him! He's two years old here, this is a TikTok? I don't make a mess. Is he five? Back you! I wanted a grandson!

He was put on this earth to do this. The camera loves him! It's like that movie Boyhood but with Tic-Tac. Google says he's eight. Don't make us feel bad. Eight? Don't make us feel bad. I'm not going to do it. Everything you said, I've thought.

How many more years of relevancy do you think he has, Brandon? A thousand. Three months? Three months? No way. Any growth whatsoever is going to kill him gonna kill away height growth any height growth? weight growth Weight growth would be probably beneficial

Baby Rizzo. Yeah, he's always had it Yeah, three foot eleven eight year old Is that normal? Is that a short eight year old gotta be this kid's got it if you're this baby's father What do you just real supposed to not share this with the world? I got one two three four five six Seven eight Pop this song's called pop. Yeah. Alright, sing the song. We'll hear the song again.

Papa. He's making songs. Get in the basketball hoop. Come on, you can do it. Come on. Yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Yeah, this kid's got it. He's got it. He's always had it.

Titus is walking out on Brandon. He's walking out on Brandon. He's walking out on Brandon. She can't stand it anymore. She can't do this with Brandon anymore. Love that. Love that. Theizzo love that The kid is gonna be a star I'll tell you what

In about three months when the internet turns on this kid, okay, hold on in three months We could maybe have some salary that opens up for the Rizzo here. Oh Somewhere around three nine twenty five Ain't no fun when the rabbit got the gun can we actually could someone make a Rizzo at a barstool countdown So you're gonna try to recreate the Brandon Walker hire with a. Yeah. Well, the fat. I bet you he wanted South Carolina. Does it do anything? I think he wanted South Carolina in the play. Who has the mind of a child. It was one viral video of him acting. Yeah. Ridiculous. All right. Where the fuck is the reason you're supposed to be here for this draft King stream, he's in New Orleans again Beating up baby Rizzo during the nap

Mincy trying to have a full conversation with the Rizzo would be worth the the cost of his salary I don't know how mince would interact with a tot. I think you just talk about Not picture I'm talking to a kid he would just be like hey you hear about hear about Ole Miss recruiting class oh New Orleans was on fire this weekend I don't know what happened to oh yeah I mean come on he's a star he's really talent got the talent he's doing what every kid does. Not even for his age, for an adult. Yeah That's an adult talent. He probably actually has a great life. Like, his dad is probably tapped into the creator account

They're getting paid off that they don't have to work there to spend all their time together. His dad probably has a great life. Well, I mean the Rizzler just gets to spend all his time with his dad Which is I assume his best friend yeah, but is he missing out on valuable significant social experiences with peers? I mean, what do you want to do and play little league go to school? Yeah Join teams and clubs and groups and activities and he does do those things. I mean we know that he had to go to school That's why he couldn't come here during you know a couple of months true he isn't he's in a real school in school yeah I'm great like justice is not I always wonder what is that like are the Rizzlers friends like

tapped into the tick-tock algorithm that's promoting the Rizzler right now like are the Rizzlers friends fans of him yeah they're eight yes I think they are yeah the school yes like I see the biggest celebrity in school yeah or is it just like another in the whole school district like the high school juniors are like worshiping yeah right but are the eight-year-olds yeah I think they are yeah but I think eight-year-olds too will think it's cool for a second and then they're like a truck like they don't yeah can they really grasp it I bet you

the teachers are trying to act cool in front of him. Yeah, trying to. Yeah, they are. You're going to dance. The Roosers laughed at my joke today. Trying to be helpful. Yeah, yeah. So awesome.

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Chay, you're in it? Yeah, so after this, Brandon vs. the world. They haven't told me anything about it, so... Just another day. I just have to show up and do it. There's a series of one-on-one challenges... Yeah. Ah.

...versus various people in the office. Are you in it? You're not in it, Kyle? I'm not in it. I'd like to wrestle you. I don't think you want that. Yeah, I people in the office. Are you in it? You're not in it, Kyle? I'm not in it. I'd like to wrestle you. I don't think you want that. Yeah, I don't at all. I don't recommend. Yeah.

Walker versus the world. I like that BFW jersey. Yeah. That's cool. What do you think, how do you think you're gonna do? I don't know what it is, but probably poorly or really well. What type of challenge is?

There's some physical, some mental, I believe. I think you'll do just fine. Yeah, I should do fine. I think I know a couple of them, and I think you'll be fine. Yeah. I think you'll be fine. Do you know what yours is?

I know what mine is. OK. You going to beat me? Toss up. OK. True toss up. All right. Actually, you know what? I'll look. Let me look. Let. True toss up. All right.

Actually, you know what? I'll look. Let me look. Let me look at the challenges and I'll tell you how I think you're going to do. The challenges were behind you? No, it was my phone. Oh, okay. I'm going to look.

I'll tell you right now out of ten, or out of nine, right? It's nine challenges. Walker. Where is this? Are any of the rest of you gonna beat my ass? No, no, no. Okay. I'm fucked up. I'm talking about on my daily, my nap. One and oh.

Danny, would you beat my ass? I don't know about beat your ass, but I'd wake you up and surprise you. I think you're gonna go one and oh, two and oh, three and oh, 2-0, 3-0, 3-1, 4-1, 4-2, 4-3. I think you're gonna win. All right. But it's very, looking at it, it's very good. It's even. Sounds fun. Sounds fun. Walker versus the world, coming up after this.

You better beat Stephen Che. I'll try. When do applications open up for the dating show? Oh, we got to do that. We got to get on that. We're going to get so many. Thousands. We have a plan.

The women of the office are going to say, I'll take zero through 50. Mad Dog will take 50 through 50. We're gonna bet and then we're gonna whittle it down amongst ourselves and then we're gonna give you the top. I love that. I would like to bring in some real schlubs. Oh yeah.

That's real. Get the, run the game. I don't think the best candidates are the best candidates. Maybe we'll pick, we'll keep schlubs in mind too. I get the aura that you're going for. Maybe we do schlub day. Yeah. Do what a real reality show would do.

Yeah. The best schlub. Make for entertainment. I trust that this group would get that. Would get a good group going. No, I believe it as would. Yeah. And we whittle it down from there.

All right, so we gotta figure out. We also don't want anyone to murder her. What? It's what the ladies gotta worry about. We never said that. Well, that's true though. Great for ratings. Maybe not. True never said that. Well, that's true though. Great for ratings. True crime.

Yeah, what a twist. You think you're watching a dating show? Wow. Wow, wow, wow, wow. The only dating show to take place in a tunnel, perhaps? Tunnel of love. Yeah. Still gotta figure out this whole situation.

Well, I guess I gotta refer to the other sheet here by Stephen Che, cause you know, he did make it. Did Columbine make trench coats unwearable? What? You said that, Che? What? Why did you think about that? I'm asking what happened to trench coats.

They had the stigma of creep or what's underneath. What about trench coats? Did Columbine make them unwearable? Trench coat mafia. I read a book on Columbine and they got like the media just got that so wrong Really? So yeah, I don't really remember. Do you guys remember like Eric fully digesting it? One of the kids, I think it was Eric, was like a true like by the book sociopath. Oh

like by the book sociopath. Oh. So like the media being like, oh, video games and Marilyn Manson, like, no, the guy was a sociopath. Like he was. That was the reason he got mass murder. His brain was wired that way. And the other kid, well, I think it was Dylan. I can't remember which one which,

but I believe it was Dylan, was like a very depressed, like, go along with the sociopath guy. Yeah. Huh. Okay. So it wasn't, cause remember after, I don't know if you guys might have been too young, but like Brandon, you remember like after it was like Marilyn Manson caused this video games. I remember the music video games.

Yeah. Like bullying. It was like high school, but like they were actually like, I think one of them had a girlfriend, like they were relatively social and had like a group of friends it wasn't like this loner group like they made it out to be like all the football players made fun of them and they listen to Marilyn Manson and decided to kill everyone yeah yeah I know that he was just he was a sociopath all right I do think if you were a nerd like a weirdo who wore a trench coat to school in the years after that you maybe

got beat up yeah we're looking yeah were looking for... There needed to be a grace period. You were like, yeah. You were poking. But trench coats are kind of fashionable. I feel like I haven't seen an adult in one in a very long time. I think Feidelberg wears one. Probably got a New York, yeah. In New York, they definitely wear trench coats.

Hmm. It's good for like three boys to sneak into a movie theater for one ticket. Yeah. Was Inspector Gadget before or after Columbine? It's good for MondStars to sneak into NBA games. Yeah, you're right. And Stephen, private detectives are very much real. I don't know why you thought they weren't.

Are they real? Or are they cops? Are they just private detectives? Former cops, most of them. A lot of them former cops. But yeah, their private detectives are very much real. But are they pretty much just used to investigate, like, cheating within marriages? like what what is someone?

I think also person higher a private eye for I think there's also like a whole like people trying to Catch people who are who are lying about disability and stuff lawsuit discovery. Yeah I think I know your dad was a private eye in Jersey hard vark detective So they were first in the in the Fucking phone book yeah alphabetically he actually was he actually lied it yeah, did he get beat up? I think he got his ass beat his first case wait what him and his brother need to get the full details But yeah, two man leave big no no I got the business card

He created a private him and his brother brother. And it was, he had no training? No. And he got beat... He worked at ShopRite doing loss prevention. He got beat up? So I guess he did. His first case. That's training.

We had him on anus over last Christmas, right? Yeah. And, uh... I forget the detail. Aardvark, what was it called? Aardvark Detectives. Yeah. What happened in his first case?

Because his ass kicked. I don't remember. Why? How? He got caught. No one wants to be spied on by random dudes. You that dude from ShopRite? Fuck you. It does sound fun to be just sitting in a big Chrysler. Yeah.

For ten hours. Eating McDonald's. Just hanging. I think hanging with your boy in the car. Yeah, just watching a door. There they are. That sound boring? They suck.

Yeah. Unless you were constantly getting bites. Actually, yeah, that also, now that I'm thinking about it, I would 100% just be sitting there looking at my phone and miss them. No chance would I just stare at a door for 10 hours. No phone now, yeah. But it would be thrilling. Oh my god, to catch somebody.

I think what Che said is correct. It's probably mostly for cheating scandals. Yeah. I don't know if it was a detective or private, but a couple of my buddies were coming to Chicago police, and they would come to my house. I was listed as a reference because I was roommates with them.

And they'd be like, how were they in college college what they do? Oh, yeah. Oh, oh Like that kind of investigating Background check didn't Francis apply for the CIA Probably probably I want to say he said that once Now we know why he didn't get it he told us yeah Because that one they they do extensive background, like have you done drugs, all that stuff. I read something the other day that the FBI and CIA

are recruiting a shitload of their recruiting now is in Utah and BYU because they know that those guys, a lot of the ways that people die in these covert operations is accidental overdoses. So like if you get a Mormon, you know there's no chance for like accidental overdose because they don't do drugs. Huh? Yeah. Kind of interesting. I just read that in there just more skilled and energetic. Yeah. Perfect guys. That's why they're Mormons. They're not Mormons, but they're Christians who don't like drink. yeah. Ken Jennings is a Mormon.

Didn't know that. Really? I didn't know that. We had Steve Young on today's PMT. His great-great-grandfather was Brigham Young. What? Yeah, you didn't know that? No.

He was a descendant of Brigham Young. Does that make you a celebrity if you're a young from the Young Tree? I think so. Yeah, they have to treat Steve Young like a celeb. Yeah. Holy hell. In a Hill Hall meeting, they're like, oh, I'm going to be a Christian. I'm going to be a Christian. I'm going to be a Christian. I'm going to be a Christian. I'm going to be a Christian. Celebrity if you're a young think so yeah, they have to treat Steve Young like a celeb yeah

Young is a celebrity But if you're like poindex right right you still be Anybody ever named that actually? Yeah, I wrestled a Shaheen poindexxter. Yeah last names sure did you see no? It was pond Dexter Quincy pond Dexter right wasn't point. Yeah, you're on hey good win last night for Rutgers TJ Thanks, I was mad. They almost didn't cover the two, but then they did so I got unmad That's good. Yeah, I was gonna send you a really mean text if they won but not bad Yeah, cuz they let them shoot it. They're up. They won by four. They let him shoot an open three at the end. Yeah

It was they were up by 15. So they should have not been in this situation I was so close. You're so lucky. I was so close to say so fucking lucky fuck. That's great Would have been so bad for you if I'd sent you a text Sorry, I'm sorry that almost happened. Yeah. Thank you. I appreciate that. It's very stressful my uh My shoulders get sore when I'm sleeping on my side on that little couch So I have to about when I beat your ass in yeah, I don't know what it looks They have to turn me they have to turn myself like a have to turn myself on the grill every now and then. Sometimes I'm facing this way.

Sometimes I'm facing the other way. Brandon, viva La Danza. Beat my dad's ass. ["Sailor Moon OST"] Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa! Your first scream. Woo! Ah! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Your first scream. Looked like you got electrocuted. It's the perfect prank. It doesn't wallop in your dad. He would beat the fuck out of him.

Really hit him. Oh, heck up. I got here so early today. Really? You're here 530. Why? I just I wake up and I'm like on a mission. I'm like obsessed to not be in traffic. And when you ever hit traffic anymore. Well, no, I haven't I haven't left late in a while. So if you again if I drive down at 430, I just cruise right in and And if I wait an hour, I'm stuck. And it's so intoxicating to drive right through when you know what I could see that. I got that. And I'm chasing that.

That's my high. I chase that every morning. Why don't we get you a bed? Um, I've we had a bed. We had an air mattress upstairs and then surviving barstool came through and changed everything and they took my bed out and then she never put it back. Let's get you a bed. Why don't we put bunk beds in that room?

Why don't we have an actual sleeping place here? Why don't we put bunk beds in that room? Why not four stacked? Oh. Why is it always two? Four high? Four high. You ever been to a house that has like eight, like four sets of bunk beds in a room. It's awesome Airbnbs every once yeah happens. Yeah, I think bunk beds might be the most

Overrated thing for what in the sense that I have bought my kids bunk beds multiple times and they never use them properly They never sleep. What do you know? They all my son only sleeps in the top bunk. Really? They just don't honor the bunk beds. I feel like bunk beds are a great idea. When you're a new parent, you're like, I'm getting bunk beds and it's going to be the coolest thing. And then one will just sleep at the foot of the bed and one will sleep at the top. It's just, they all kind of go against it. Oh, my son's been rocking the...

Forever a top bunk. I don't get how you could go against it. I don't know. You share a mattress? They just, they just don't, never really liked it when I had the bunk. What are the other options if not the top bunk? Just double up on the bottom. There were small kids at the time, so they would just.

Yeah, just cuddle and stuff. Bunk beds have come a really long way too. They're like super nice now. Do they make queen bunk beds? My sons is single on the top and queen on the bottom. Wow. They'll go that, and then they'll go horizontal vertical. There's all sorts of dimensions.

There's corner bunk beds now. Yeah. I haven't seen modern bunk beds. There's one with real stairs. I like the bunk beds where there's nothing underneath, and it's like their cave underneath. I thought that would be so cool as a kid. I wanted that so bad.

Oh, that's like the loft. Yeah, yeah, in college. I had that. Same. I bunked in college with my roommate. Really? Same bed. Yeah.

More space for activities. I had a- I was top bunkie. Look at these. Yeah, look at these. These are fucking awesome bunk beds. This is not what kids used to have. These aren't your father's bunk beds.

Are water beds due for a comeback? No, because these water- Danny, I swear to God I was just about to say it. I think water beds due for a comeback. I had a water just about to say it. I think so like before a comeback I had a water bed as a kid no way water bed as a kid I had as a well like from like 12 to 19 you're so lucky. Yeah, was it comfortable? It was wonderful how much of a liability really liability really was it like we're about to pop it There's no hasn't had one and we would try and throw darts at it and like it was impenetrable

Oh, I had a crazy parents would try and throw darts at it and like it was impenetrable. Oh really? I had a- My parents would tell us like, you have so much to jump on it's your whole- What was your goal? I had a wave-less water bed so it was just shouldn't have been a lot of this room. Sturdy as fuck.

What's a weightless water bed? Waveless. Waveless. So it was, you could jump on it and it wasn't doing- But then why wouldn't you just get, that's just a bed. You can feel it give when you get on it and you can feel the water's in there. No, I wanna like really, I wanna slosh around.

Yeah. You think it'd be like compatible with your back these days? I think so. I think water beds, I don't know why they went away. I know they were ungodly expensive. Yeah. Is there a place that still sells them? There has to be.

They've got to still exist in some way. Some houses couldn't have them on their second floor because of the weight, right? Yeah, it was super heavy. My neighbors, they had a king water bed. Like our two girls that I played with across the street, and we'd watch movies on it all the time and watching Little Mermaid on a water bed like it was fun I had a heated water bed but then the

heater broke so it was forever cold that's good better it was but during the winter like if the sheet pulled up and then you're in the middle of night your face hits that and you're just frigid but in the summer when you want to be cool that nothing felt better. What's sex on a waterbed like? Ooh. Tsunami. I've heard.

It can be good. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah, I feel like waterbeds were a luxury at one point. And now they kind of took the same path as limos, where they almost come a little white trash. Yeah, limos are gone. Limos aren't cool.

That's crazy that limos are gone. Yeah, now it's just like a black heart. It's just like an escal trash. Yeah, limos are gone. Limos aren't cool. That's crazy that limos are gone. Yeah, now it's just like a black car. It's just like an Escalade, yeah. That's sad. It is. Limos were awesome. Yeah, we need limos back. We were doing too much with the Hummer limos.

I think we got, brought it back down a notch. You thought that, yeah, that maybe took it too far. Then they started becoming like yellow. It's like, all right. I'd like to be a limo driver. I said this, I would like to be, like, just do airport trips. Just in a limo? Yeah, just like, maybe as like a retiree.

That'd be awesome. Yeah. Driving a limo though? Driving back and forth to the airport? Yeah, but you're in a- I'd say in any city you are, the driving to the airport's just a terrible drive. But you're in a limo.

I think they still gotta be big for like homecoming dances, you know. And do you know how frustrating it is to get into an airport and then just stop to unload and you're driving a limo in there in those tight little spots where everybody's pulling out. I fuck my dreams. No, I'm just saying. Forget it. You need to recalibrate this dream.

You would hate this. Kyle and I had a limo for the day in Vegas during the Super Bowl. And it was embarrassing and uncomfortable. Because it used to be you saw a limo you're like there's someone really rich or celebrity in there. Now it's like there's somebody with $45 an hour. Right. Damn, limos gotta come back.

We can get a waterbed for the office, right? And a limo. Yeah, and a limo. And you get a waterbed. Yeah, do they sell them? Yeah, what's the newest waterbed? I wanna get bunk beds for the office, Brandon. That'd be fun.

Maybe Jerry can build it for Jerry after dark. Yeah. I want a lazy river that goes twice as fast as a typical lazy river. That's not lazy at all. No, that's like a semi-active. Then that's what I want. That's like white water rafting.

You want a river. I guess. Oh, yeah. They still sell them. Yeah, you want a river. Yeah, you want a river. Yeah, I want a river. I, too, want a river.

That sounds awesome. Rivers are great. Rivers are really cool. Guys, we have a river. That sounds awesome. Rivers are great. Rivers are really cool. Guys, we have a river in the city. Yeah, but you can't float it. I want to float the river. Rivers don't belong in cities.

Take it back. Absolutely. Every city has a river. Rivers belong out in the woods. They're beautiful in cities. Meandering through the woods. I love cities. Drunk people floating in it.

Yeah, bridges and rivers. Restaurants and activity on the river. In Boise, you can go tubing right through the city. What? Right through the heart of it. The river's so clean, like right downtown, that people, like, are swimming in it with the buildings all around.

We still gotta go to Boise. We should do a river tour. You do have to go to Boise. Probably shouldn't go in December. How long would it take to float the entire Mississippi River? A long, long, long time. People do it. They start way up in the reeds of whatever, Probably shouldn't go in December. How long would it take to float the entire Mississippi River? A long, long, long time. People do it.

They start way up in the reeds of whatever, and they do the entire thing. Float, floating? Or on a boat? No, no, like in kayaks they do it. They start where they have to drag their kayak through the, where it's like this big. And they go all the way to the Gulf?

They go all the way. All right, put it on the wheel. Yeah. It would be kind of fun. It really would be. Put it on the wheel. Yeah. It would be kind of fun. It really would be. I love it. I get tired so fast. My arms get bored in two hours. Oh, my arms. I'd be like, this sucks.

It's sucking too. Yeah, easily. Maybe less. Well, how was it when you guys had to do it for a rat race? You two were always in terrible, awful. Awful. Horrendous. He hated being in it. He just let me do all the work. That's not true. It was awful.

I thought we were going to flip. Damn, if only we had a Viva La Dame back then. Yeah. Shit. I want to antique someone. I want to antique someone so bad. Me too. I would do it to Nicky Smokes, but it probably would like his hair plugs sniff it all

Oh, yeah, did you hear that they can pick their scabs on Saturday? Yeah That's so are they gonna be like Rudy and he's picking it for each other right now He scabs oh, I will say knowing the algorithm if we could let one of them hold off till Monday and do it up close in here under If we could let one of them hold off till Monday and do it up close in here under the lighting, we would go so viral. We would go very viral. You just suggested we pick their scabs. A ring light tweezers and an up close camera would do it.

Ew. Look at that. Ew. How many takes for that picture you think? Rudy, that was his 30th. Ew. Yeah, imagine we get one of those little monkeys start picking their head that'd be a great stream a Little monkey. Yeah, you know how they pick each other for bugs

Little monkeys always picking for bugs, I mean I believe it you've never seen one monkey behind another one Yes, I'm not always watching monkey video They pick each other mm-hmm you guys knew that I saw it. Oh yeah, that's something they would do It's like 75% of the time see a monkey in a movie. It's doing that oh 75% of the time you're seeing a monkey in a movie no Danny. Oh, yeah, I see this yeah Well, I don't grooming makes sense touching each other All right fine. We won't do that again. This could be us with white socks and aves.

No monkey business. Brandon? Hey. Tell me something though. I need you to sweet talk Marshall, the thundering herd. Well, they just lost their coach and they they didn't like each other then it wasn't a good marriage I think their entire football team is gonna transfer Sunbelt they won the Sunbelt. Yeah, and then they lost their coach to the worst team in said league. So

southern miss Right far. Did you see that interaction weird? Southern Miss. Ref. Favre. Did you see that interaction? Weird. Uncomfortable. Oh, I want to see. Let's play it. Oh, it makes me uncomfortable. It is uncomfortable. So he had the sack record. Obviously the

stray hand sack. Ref. Favre just took a dive, which he did 100%. And I guess there's a documentary coming out about the New York Sack Exchange. All-time nickname. For the Jets in the 80s. And there's a clip that came out, Mark Gasano confronting Brett Favre at his autograph signing. We met a long time ago. At least I saw you.

Right. How you doing? When you fell down for him. I'm gonna get my SAC back. gonna get my sack back dude. You probably would hurt me. Well, I don't care you hurt me You hurt me You hear me? Yeah, you really hurt me You hurt me Brett. We gotta get back to this Brett. I'm sorry. Oh Anybody will tell you Brett far took a dive and you know, did he record was going to get broken?

Wait, so what then broke was like a one hat or he tied it. You see that you remember this play? OK, was it his last game? It was the last minute of the last game. And that's how he broke the record. Yes. And then that guy, he had the record and he was pissed, which I understand. I can't see it. I it understand being pissed then you carry that around for 30 years It is a lot of money if you can go around saying you're the sack leader. I

Think he also credits him losing the record with him not being in the Hall of Fame I kind of get it. He was gonna get no Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, wait no No had ten years getting Hall of Fame before he broke he lost his record. That was a dive He was going to get tackled. That was a minute left in the game. I Almost feel like it was they could have Nailed it. I'm again guys. Yeah find out what the score was right far. Absolutely took a dive fine, whatever but out what the score was. Brett Favre absolutely took a dive. Fine, whatever. But you just carrying that around now? I would be, I get it kind of, but that was a weird. But it has been tied. Oh, Brett Favre went on a, yeah, like Jared Allen had 22 sacks in 2011. I want

to say I didn't think it through. Maybe it crossed my mind to help. Yeah, did just say you took a dive. I don't think Brett farve has anything to apologize for here. I trust Brett farves moral compass. Yeah, and this in this scenario. And then to came over the top. I can't remember what he said. He said you're, uh, you're apologizing about this, but not about the money you took? Yeah, the welfare. Yeah. What tree did you compare his penis to, Kyle? While you're clearing the air, clear... Always a Balbob.

What was it? A Balbob. A Balbob. A Balbob. Have you seen or read the story on his first game for Southern Miss? No. Oh, yeah, that is exactly pre farce you Holy shit

Upside down obviously upside down Balboa. Yeah Is that I've never seen the penis I've seen about I haven't either I have just guessed No, it is where where Balboa trees in this world that looks like African Wait, what we got Steven Packers up 34 25 2 minutes 46 seconds left start by 9 Yeah, I mean they should have run it out But technically him falling there is the better play because they keep the clock running but yeah, I mean that's suspect There's no doubt he took a dive, but whatever. What was allowed to do that? Can

we go back through gas and know every single sack he had that year and make sure they were recorded properly, make sure he didn't get a gift sack or something like that. Like, yeah, that guy's a dork. Cause a fucking loser. Yeah. Get over it. What, uh, what was Brett Farms first game of something? This, I think he was like Southern Miss? I think he was like third or fourth string. Drank before the game, did not expect to get in. And the coaches randomly said, hey, whatever your name is, get in. It probably wasn't like that.

But yeah, he played drunk. How did he do? I think good enough to win the job. Well, but not incredible No, I hate Briff Riff. Yeah I'll say it. What was the it was like for a women's volleyball his daughters daughters Is he ever some other thing been on PMT Yes Are you asking? Is he ever been on PMT? Yes.

Are you asking? No. Okay. I think it was like six years ago. Okay. Before the welfare. Post-Bow Bob pre-welfare. Right.

Well, he's always been Bow Bob. Post-No Sharing with Bow Bob. Opened Bow Bob. Post-Proof of Bob open Bell Bob post proof of Bob. Yeah New York's act has changed. I mean just it's the greatest nickname ever Is it it's really good. I like the purple people eaters better Yeah, steel curtain steel curtains good to seal curtains really good By the way body armor this show is brought to you by body armor sports drinks

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We got a surprise for Brandon tomorrow. Oh, I just like to point out again, and I'm not mad. We started out this day with me sleeping and you beating my ass tomorrow we have a surprise that wasn't the surprise. No. Okay, all right. You're getting antiqued, boy. Because that was a surprise. You're getting fart-antiqued. Don't fart-tique me. It's so funny though. Can we see a video of antiquing or no, TJ? Sounds pretty simple. Not from Jackass. You throw some flour on somebody's face.

Does this have to be like a YouTube and taking amateur and amateur yeah you search and taking on YouTube you're gonna get a lot that isn't that you squeeze a real tight you throw it like you throw a fastball like a foot away from them I think I want to answer they would hit people the full bag get in their eye to yeah Brandon Nick what did mr. food use to throw people is that flower salt is what salt yeah I know what actually I was a go every dude was doing flour salt is what salt yeah? I don't know what it actually

Every dude was doing this that's what they threw on me and the wrestling thing a couple years ago, baby powder Their eyes. Why? You gotta see when they get up. This is the best flower prank ever. Incheek-ing. I forgot all about it. What you doing? You got a surprise tomorrow. I'm not telling you. Why don't you want to be surprised?

It's a good one. Alright, I'm excited about it. You don't you want to be surprised? It's a good one. All right, I'm excited about it. You promise it's a good surprise? I'm going to actually say a great surprise. Wow. OK, I'll take a great surprise. Edible? Not edible.

Human. Yes. Oh, OK. All right. I'm excited about that. Good. Human surprise. Wrestler.

Is the surprise just the human being in Brandon's presence? I've said too much. Okay. You haven't said enough. And tomorrow's also Nick Foles Day. That's right. What the heck?

It is Nick Foles Day. I know who it is. No you don't. Yeah I do. I I don't know who it is. No, you don't. Yeah, I do. I'm going to text you who it is. Take one guess. Nope. No.

That would've been sick. OK. Maybe. Shit. But no. Is it? OK. I'll let you guess. I just did. You said one guess. No, you can take another guess. I don't want to take. I'll let you guess.

I just did. You said one guess. No, you can take another guess. I don't want to take another guess. Take another guess. Dak Prescott. No. He would never come here.

Is Volsak coming in here on the ice? Is he hacking? Yeah, he'll do the gauntlet. Why are you wearing sunglasses? Because I don't want you to read my eyes. Smart. I look cool. You got a good sunglasses face.

Yeah, you do. You look cool as fuck, actually. Nice way to say I got a fat face. Your face looks better when half it's covered. Hey, we're never going to fix that TV. That's our break in TV. We do need to fix that TV. Is it bothering you?

No. I looked at it when I came in, and it's just still just kind of sitting there. Can we just get like a picture of the logo? Yeah. Nothing changes. That could be stagnant. We need to fix that TV by next year.

End of next year? Why is that? Football season. I got plans for revamping the gambling cave. But it won't happen till next year. Is this going to be the gambling cave. Oh. But it won't happen till next year. Is this going to be the gambling cave? This is going to be the off's, like whatever. The secondary?

The bat, yeah. The auxiliary. Interim? Yeah. You're going to relegate people? There's going to be a relegation system. Oh. And a call up system.

So this will be the smokes and mints. This, this will be where you're watching the game. No, that's the tunnel. And then when you have a bet or your team is playing, then you come that way. We've gotten a little loose with like, it'll be like 10 people just kind of sitting there and like no one having a conversation, but like three different conversations. Hard for the viewer. It's like a bullpen. Yeah, and so then we keep it more concise

in the gambling cave so people can follow along easier, less stragglers in the back where there's no mics, which I know is probably annoying as fuck. So we're gonna test it out in the playoffs. This is where the bad hangs are going. No, no, no, it's not gonna be bad hangs. It's the bad hang. I'll sit in here too.

I'll sit in here too. The super weenie hudges here. No, it's when your team is playing, you come in, and when your team's not gonna be bad. I'll sit in here too. I'll sit in here too. The super weenie hudgy. No, it's when your team is playing, you come in, and when your team's not playing, if you want to watch, and then that way it keeps... I think we're just... we're tightening it up. Tightening it up. I think we're gonna start tightening it up

with the playoffs with Gruden. So it's like... because like we did that PM... we did a stream in the PMT room with Gruden, and it was good because it was Seven people six people and it was one singular conversation that people can follow along with It sounds like this is like the green room for the gambling corrects correct Steven do you agree with that yeah, then that makes sense Just thinking about it thinking about ideas always trying to get better always trying to get better every day

Try to get a little bit better. You're not getting better. You're getting worse. You're not getting better getting worse Trying to get better So yeah, that's when we had so we have a date of September 1st that TV will be fixed Alright, but when I say that probably will just be you only can watch five games should be able to make oh man high noon yeah mm-hmm no matter the forecast live like the sun's always out with high noon hard seltzer made with real spirits and real juice text some friends to get the plans going and pick up a pack on the way high noon is 100 calories with no added sugar and available in vodka seltzer and tequila seltzer variety packs with crisp delicious flavors for every occasion under the Sun visit high noon spirits calm to find a pack near you high noon suns up

Remember when he drank the come he was guzzling the calm Does that prank work on a girl? Yeah. No, I don't think so. Kate. Oh no, that's the sponsor. We don't want to do that. Is there any go upstairs TJ. We'll work on certain. Yeah, is anyone drinking come upstairs? Yeah. Would that be offensive? Do you say pussy juice instead? I don't know. Yeah. Like are you drinking? Are you drinking liquefied wheelchair? Are you drinking PJ? Is that Megan and Mince? I think that's Megan and Mince. Just hashing it out.

Are you? I don't know what happened to you guys in New Orleans for rat race, which was coming out in a couple months, but like everyone I've talked to is like Dave would say there was a shithole, Jerry said it was a shithole. Yeah, they didn't like it. New Orleans is a city? Yeah, I love New Orleans. It's intoxicating.

It was raining, right? It was natural. It was downpour. It was raining and they're running through it. It was a Tuesday. Yeah, that's such a unique town. If my only exposure to Chicago was that day we had to run through it, I would have hated it. I got to my hotel. That was a beautiful day. I would have hated it. I got to my hotel at 2.30, ordered some crab cakes to my room, fell asleep, got up at seven for rat race, and as soon as it ended, you were shuttled up to the airport. Okay, that makes sense.

Yeah, and we're back by, yeah, seven. I love that city. Good city, well, B, listen. See how it can be perceived as little ramshackled. I think they sacrifice comfort for... Fun? Imagery fun? Notoriety? Having a good time?

Yeah. We need it to be like Bill's Lions. That Super Bowl would be insane. The fans would be so funny. I kinda want the Chiefs again. No! It can't be. It can't be. It'd be fun. We can't do the Chiefs again. You! It can't be. It can't be.

It'd be fun. We can't do the Chiefs again. You don't think it would be fun? No. In the slightest? Dude, think about like Bills versus Lions or like Eagles versus Steelers. Oh yeah. And just having like two fan bases just so pumped.

I think Chiefs fans would be pumped, but it would be, it's like the Patriots. Like it just becomes business right all right But they go in another Super Bowl. They do it again. It would be so Historic is that would this be Patrick Mahomes worst team to win a Super Bowl Maybe and it would be the first three Pete in NFL history That's pretty cool If you went the most entertaining, I feel like Super Bowl week, you don't even get,

you don't feel the two fan base. But that's because we've had a lot of cheese. Steelers, like Eagles would be great. Bills fans would be there all week. Yeah. I think you'll feel it more in New Orleans too, as opposed to Vegas, which is just got a lot of people anyway.

Two teams that haven't won one would be Where's the Super Bowl the last time that happened? Teams that haven't won one when was the last time that happened? Oh my god Aaron T. Ray question Thank you question. Thanks. Who's in the running now that has Rams Titans. Oh Thanks, who's in the running now that has Rams Titans. Oh, uh The Rams history is weird. No, that would be Super Bowl. Oh, this is definitely one years I think Rams Titans would have to be it right? Is there anything after that? That was 2001 Bucks and Raiders Raiders had won one. Yeah, I was gonna say Ravens

But no that they played the giant the Panthers play the Panthers play? Panthers played the Panthers? Seahawks? No. Steelers? Okay. Seahawks. Cardinals, Steelers? Broncos and the Seahawks.

Colts? Okay, hold on. Yeah, it was probably Rams-Titans. Yeah. Colts, Bears obviously not. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Yeah, uh-huh. Ravens, Bears obviously not. Uh huh. Uh huh. Yeah. Uh huh. Raven's Niners not. This year

might be the best year odds wise for that happening. Panthers, Broncos not. Giants, Patriots both not. Saints were. Saints Colts. Colts had won one. Yeah. I think that, wait, Think that we Pengu's Rams no Rams Roman Okay I was gonna say Colts won Super Bowl one Packers won Super Bowl Colts. It also was one just one Packers won Super Bowl one and two Yeah, they just beat the Bears. Yeah, I think that's it. I think it's really Titans You nailed it. Yeah, what? Think you nailed it. I think I nailed it. Ding. What about the one before that? Panther's been to two, right? Yeah, but they played. It probably goes back a while before that too. Yeah, because it would just be like Cowboys, Niners, Steelers. Yeah, Steelers,

Packers. Oh, there we go. Oh, so you're looking for one and zero. Yeah. Also, you're looking for one and zero. Yeah. No, you're looking for zero and zero. Zero and zero. Yeah, but I think this is after played. Yeah, we need to see ones. Wow. One zero there.

Oh, one there. So it's going to be Rams-Titans. It's got to be. Yeah. So that's it. Now what's before that? You're looking for a 1 in the wind column, right? You're looking for ones on both sides.

Oh yeah, but no one in one. Oh, but I can't. We just you're looking for one. No, there's a one. Oh, there it is. Broncos Giants. Yeah. 87 86 season.

OK, that was fun. Oh yeah, that was fun. But I think those two, the odds are pretty, with the... The Bills, the Lions. Bills, Lions, Vikings? Yeah. Bills, Lions, Vikings.

That's pretty much it. Chargers. Chargers could sneak in. What? The matchups you said are play this weekend. I'm very hungry now. Eagle Steelers play this weekend, and then Bills, Lions play this weekend. I'm very Eagle Steelers play this weekend and then bills lines play this weekend.

I'll be in discipline. I'd love to see that just because the heartbreak of losing a super bowl be so much worse. Oh, yeah. Lines have never been to a Super Bowl. Didn't know that. Fuck. The Lions, the Browns, the Jaguars. The Texans. I believe that's the four that have never been to a Super Bowl.

Is that right? Sounds right to me. So what would be the best case? Lions Bills. Yeah. Lions Bills would be, I mean, one of those franchises winning their first Super Bowl would be incredible Yeah, and I would take Eagle Steelers as a backup would love that. Yeah, but I wouldn't really want like

Eagles bills It needs to be Eagle Steelers, yeah, just the whole state of Pennsylvania in New Orleans I Would love the Eagles, obviously, but Lions, Bills, I feel like I would just be so happy for either team. Like, I feel like I would have fun. Or would you be sad? No, Kate, you would be sad for one team. I guess I would.

Yeah, you would be sad. You're right. Yeah. No, I would feel terrible for one of them because they tried so hard. You'd be like, oh, I can't both win. Yeah. That's why I kind of hope the Chiefs make it so I can root against them. Yeah, Chiefs-Lions would be a very clear America

versus the Chiefs. I would like the Chiefs beating the Eagles 60 to 0. Why? Because it would just be like the biggest fuck you. It'd be funny. Like, you watch the regular season for nothing. Their whole season was for nothing. Like, Chiefs win again.

Are we bleeding into rec hour here? Yeah, we are. All right, let's spin the wheel. You know, boys are getting antsy. Tomorrow, I think Will Compton will be here. I think Nick Foles will do the gauntlet. I have a surprise for Brandon Walker. OK.

Do you want to know the surprise? No, because it wouldn't be a surprise if I knew it. True, true, true, true, true. And you promise it will not cause me bodily harm? No bodily harm. Or financial ruin? I can't promise that. All right, okay, fair enough, I'll take one. Nick, what's up, Brandon?

I don't know how the conversation will go, cuz it might end up you buying some stuff. You know a pope died by sodomy once? What? Yeah, I think so. Pope Peter II. His page fucked him. Oh.

His what? His page fucked him to death. That's what sodomy is? His page. I think so. Butthole stuff. Page was being an assistant, right? Yeah, the guy that lifted his cloak.

Fucked him to death. Fucked him to death. Damn. That's how he died. And he's canonized? PP2. PP2. Was it he's canonized. PP2. He's a martyr.

PP2. Maybe that's him. No, that's not him. Well, like he broke a blood. Pope Peter the second, I thought. Blood vessel or something? In his butt? Maybe he's not the pope that got fucked to death.

But one of, my pope got. Anyways. Sorry, I just remembered. Thank you. Fuck you. I gotta go do. All right, let's spin it. Brandon, what do you have to go do? Walker versus the world. Oh, okay just remembered. Thank you. I gotta go do... Alright, let's spin it. Brandon, what do you have to go do?

Walker versus the world. Oh, okay. Oh. Yeah, I'm skipping on QuickPix today. Well, you know who, Malisek doesn't know this. You know who the new producer of QuickPix is gonna be. You? Yes!

Yes! Oh yeah, Malisek doesn't know he's leaving there's a power vacuum I Heard we have a new Malisek that is an absolute weapon in goal or like what does that mean general? We have a new hire. Yeah name. I don't know coming here. Yeah, I'm excited It's been a while Stephen knows him do they know they have to do go tending and be a complete ass. I don't know. Coming here? Yeah. I'm excited, it's been a while. Steven knows him. Do they know they have to do goaltending? And be a complete ass at it. They don't know that part. We might just have to hold goaltending tryouts.

Yeah, we said that, yeah. With Malasek leaving, we could also revamp a gauntlet and do season two. Yeah. We could do a season two gauntlet. No, but that would make him feel important. Malasek leaving, that we had to change everything. Yeah, he would feel so awesome about that

Can't have that we can't let him win Yeah, what if we added the tunnel to all the second? Run to the end of the tunnel and back he ate a melon. No there's no way it was indigestion from melon Yeah, that's a lie. You got fucked by his page boy. Yeah, anyone can edit Wikipedia and a power vacuum Just like when Malasek leaves quick pics That's a mouse that's why Malasek had to leave to get fucked out of this job. All right, let's spin the wheel We're good. All right, we'll see you for tomorrow. It's the X style, it's day for a while It's the X It's the X

It's the X Yeah it's time to talk shop or do a Yankee swap It's the X It's the X Love you guys go watch Walker vs the World see you tomorrow bye