The Yak - There's No Stopping Steven Cheah | The Yak 8-31-22

Episode Date: August 31, 2022

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Hey, Yak listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Hello. Hello. What's up? Yeah. Wednesday. Last day of August.

Yeah. You know what that means. Oh, damn. Tis the season. What does that mean? Football's back, baby. Yeah. Sure is.

Hey, everyone. We have a whatnot auction'm very can you turn my headphones on um this is one of those situations where i was asked to do something and i don't know what i agreed to but we're doing a whatnot auction today slush fun going up you said yes and then like it became like i it was one of those situations where i had like seven people come up to me and i was like i don't know what. Now there's people I've never seen in the fucking studio. Yeah. What did you do? You turned on my headphones?

These are good-ass items, though. And I love Whatnot. It's a dream site. Who the fuck are those people? Are my headphones getting louder? Stanko's fixing it. I hear you talking at a normal pace. And I also see you screaming.

Someone's turning him up. I just had my face. Oh, stanko ass cam. It's because Brandon leaned back into the volume. Of course, Brandon fucked everything up. I just sat in my chair. Brandon has made this room his room, and I don't like it. I have not.

I just sat in my chair. You're always in here. Owen just gave him a knowing look. He knows. I know your room. You kind of make it your room. It's absolutely my room, yeah. I mean, you're in here from 12 until you leave.

What is this? There's nothing wrong with it, but it is definitely your room. It stinks like you. Mm-hmm. You're the only one with a designated corner. I don't see the point of walking over there to my desk And then coming back and just working in the same room Just sit here all day The office is flooded today

Stanko, you slut I didn't know you had that fucking junk in the trunk Damn Oh my god Did you turn it down Or are you about to turn it down I don't know if you did. Fuck.

Man. But we do have some good ass items. And I have a bunch of cheesesteak in my gullet. These part of my cheesesteaks. Oh my God, dude. The buffalo. It's in me right now. I think I got an addiction.

Oh yeah, now it's better. What up, KB, my brother? What up? What up? How you feeling? Bad. Why? I think I have a breathing issue. We've got to get Dr. Dan in here. I'll just trust the internet.

Do you actually think you have one? No, but if there is an issue, I would like to know. Everyone's saying that I can't breathe. What are the symptoms? Of not being able to breathe. Death, I would like to know. What are people saying? Everyone is saying that I can't breathe. What are the symptoms? Of not being able to breathe. Death, I would guess. Yeah.

Well, no, that would be a result. That would be a result. No, yeah. I think it's a symptom, too, of not breathing. But why do you think you have – Because everyone is telling me. You're living, though. When other people are more concerned than you are, then that's usually an issue.

You know you're breathing. You're making noise. Does it feel okay? Well, today I was at the gym and had to leave early because I convinced myself that I couldn't breathe. So this is a total mental thing. Probably. I feel like if you just go to the doctor,

they'll just put that thing on your thumb and you'll tell pretty quickly. If you're breathing? I'm not going to make this a thing. Pulsometer? Yeah, your oxygen. We really should have Dr. Dan in here I do want him back

I don't like Dr. Dan You got Dr. Dan On the graphic He's a Packers and Duke fan Yeah I don't like him Yeah that was He had an off-putting I looked it up

I looked at his Twitter I was like wait What the fuck Was it in his bio Yes Yeah then yeah that's Do that in silence He's an Aaron Rodgers

Family member looking guy Yeah and I asked him I was like what's up with this He's like I knew That you would figure it out. I was like, yeah. You want to get ahead of this, Dr. Dan? Did you listen to Aaron Rodgers on Rogan? I did not.

I listened to clips. I'd have someone go through it with a fine-tooth comb. What did he say, Sass? Nothing. I listened to like 30 minutes of it. Wasn't that great? I think those interviews are too long. Yeah, I don't need to listen to Aaron Rodgers for three hours. I think any

guest for three hours. Did anyone listen to Zuckerberg? No, same thing. I listened to part of it and I was like long podcasts are fine, but it can't just be one interview. He always beats you. He always records longer than you can listen. He just is obsessed with winning.

The Burt Kreischer episode is like eight hours long. Because there's two parts and they're both, one of them's like, or maybe it's five hours, but it's long as fuck. Yeah. Imagine sitting down with one person talking for five hours. Imagine how shameful it is if you're coming out at like 3.05 or some shit like that. It shows you're uninteresting as fuck. Yeah.

If you've ever done a Rogan interview and it's like an hour. Yeah. That would be brutal. But why do you think you can't breathe, KB? I'm still trying to figure this out. Because I don't breathe sometimes too, dude.

It's not that I can't breathe, it's that I'm doing it irregularly and having trouble. I know irregular heartbeats a thing, but I never heard of no irregular breathing.

Maybe it's anxiety. Ooh. Ooh. Obviously. You're nervous about football season? Yeah. I'm excited this year. Preseason. Yeah? Normal, dude. Kent State, who are they playing? Washington. Let's go. They got 21 and a half.

Hammer it. Keep it within that. What's the most important game this weekend? Ohio State, Notre Dame. Are you going to go to a bar for vibes? I will do a vibe bar, yeah. That's the best time to go to a bar. Yeah. Suck up all those vibes.

Actually, Penn State-Purdue, though. No, it's not. It is. That's what the college football experts are saying. It's a conference game. It doesn't matter. It does. The most important one is the best one.

Who knows what the best game is going to be? The most significant game. It's Ohio State, Notre Dame, yeah. People that watch the most. The games that watch the most. Sometimes the right take is the popular take. Yeah. I agree with that.

Big Bang Theory is a great show. Never watched. Has anybody here ever watched an episode of Big Bang Theory? No I have not But it's very popular I have with my parents Definitely on in the background And it didn't like bother me too much

Yeah It wasn't like this is pissing me off Frank Farone well actually it? Was he like well that's not how it works No they're pretty fucking spot on with their shit Shit They're like very good with their shit My uh

Yeah my mom fucks with it heavy but it's not like they're like nerdy dudes it's not like who's like getting pissed off like watching a bunch of nerds on the screen it makes everybody in america feel better about themselves because they're like oh i'm not socially inept right i've only watched the youtube clips where they take the laugh track out and it makes it super awkward i guess you could do that to any show but the laugh tracks are weird. They are weird. We should have one.

Don't we have one? It's kind of like we've had one before. Nice. It would be nice every now and then just to be like. I'm a laugh track on like four different podcasts. Yeah, that's true. All right, so go to yakrowback.com for 20% off your first purchase through the end of this week.

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Thank you. Can I show you guys something? Nice. Thank you. Can I show you guys something? And I don't know if you've seen it, but I just need my support. Penis. I need my support group. I need you guys to just tell me, like, this is a what about Bob situation where it's like you're not the crazy one. TJ, can you play the video that I posted before the text message I posted and then we'll show

the text message? Is this a... message are you this is this uh i feel like this is a nate relation no no it's gotta be chey chey i need you guys to watch it and then just see what i had to deal with this morning because i again i need you to just be like it's okay you're not crazy because i'm losing it okay this is a very important question for you it's gonna kind of change my mood today. Do you remember Stephen Che? The guy who did Buck's Fantasy Camp? He came down.

Spytek had him running around. He did it this year. He did it a couple years ago, too. Do you remember him at all? He tried to give you some plays at the bar. Oh, yeah. Okay, did you ever use the play? No.

Good. All right, if you had said yes and you had remembered him. I got him back. I'm the play? No. Good. All right, that was... If you had said yes and you had remembered him... I got him back. I'm in now. Yeah, no. No. So when he gave you that play, were you like, did you just throw it in the trash like this guy?

Thanks, buddy. Yeah, smart. I have a very important... Okay, now show the text message. That's the clip. This is the text message I got from Stephen Chabot. Oh. Hmm.

He wrote me, he remembered me, my heart is full. Emoji. Heart emoji. I'll blog it later today and promote the pod. How did he watch that clip and think that Bruce Arians remembered him? He didn't even attempt to make it seem like to be nice.

Be like maybe. He didn't even say maybe. I gave him every context clue. I had to walk him all the way down the hall. And then bruce arians picked up like this guy's not gonna give stop giving me context clues so i'll just say oh yeah to be nice and steven watched that clip he wasn't even saying i could be nice to you to jay right to me yeah right he steven watched that clip and he said he remembered me my heart is full so nate is claiming that steven's playing a character i can't i can't deal with nate saying that like that's just they're we'll sort it out at lunch steven shay is not yeah yeah yeah yeah

steven shay is not playing a character that is he's just not we all know him he's not he watched that clip and thought that he was like, oh, yeah, he remembered me. And he was like, oh, that struggling show PMT could use a bump. Yeah, he's like, I'll blog it later to help. I didn't say, yeah, to help. Yeah. The private text message, too, right? Private text message.

Did he reply to that? Yeah, good point, Roan. How could you be doing a bid on a private text message? Performative to you only? That was, whatever. I can't. Nate being like, I know Stephen Shea better than you guys. Like, I don't.

That didn't even register. Sort it out at lunch. I'm still in the preliminary process of getting to know him. Stephen. Yeah. It's. Or I know him perfectly. Right.

I think you know him perfectly. Yeah, I don't think there's much to know. I think you just got a fill in box. I should have expected that response from him, but even still it like floored me that he watched that. It was like he remembered me. If you follow Adam Schefter, you know Stephen Che. You know everything you need to know about him.

But I'm still working out some of the fine details. Yeah. What are you confused about? Some things. I've been keeping records. His surviving barstool performance has been fantastic in like the most psychotic way possible he just thinks he's a mastermind yeah yeah i guess he has been a master he has he has yeah he's just i don't know those

people do not watch the act those people yeah it was a it was a funny group but it was like he's kind of picking off people who i'm not caught up what what has he been doing mastermind wise he's like he he like orchestrated a vote yesterday to like uh he thought that caroline had like a immunity idol and so he orchestrated a vote to like smoke her out okay he like orchestrated a tie or put her in a situation where she was supposed to yeah in a pretty clever yes favorite he put her in a situation where she had to play her idol if she had it and she didn't but he had it set up that he was going to protect himself and everybody else if she had the idol to play, and then they would re-vote again

because of the tie that he had baked in, and then they'd be able to vote her out or whatever. He's playing a great game. He's not voted out. I forget. Do you think that... Me too. Do you think it's actually good to be Stephen Chay, though?

Because his brain, the way it does function... If he got in a traffic disagreement, right? Someone cut him off and they got out and yelled at each other. And the guy was like, fuck you, buddy. He would get back in the car and be like, we're buddies. He only takes the positive of everything. Don't we have evidence that it's not good sometimes? He didn't know how to do his auto payment.

He moved into a flood zone. But he's blissfully. It's all about happy. His baseline happiness is way higher than anyone. Everyone and every interaction he has in like day-to-day life, he just takes the one positive from it and just goes on. It just gets bigger and bigger and bigger. I've seen him get destroyed online several times. He never even shows signs of being phased in the slightest.

It doesn't stop him. He's just an unstoppable force he's like a fucking no the laws of physics don't apply to yes yes just like walk through some shit where it's like it should momentum wise it should knock him back but there's no equal and opposite reaction it's it's crazy it's absolutely insane we've been saying this for 43 years every yeah and he just keeps doing it keeps and he saying it. And he keeps almost surprising us. Like, how? That was so cut and dry to me that Bruce Arians does not remember you.

And he just saw it and was like, that's great. Dude, the text itself. My heart is full. Yeah. With the heart emoji. Made me want to puke. It's so over the top. It's a little live, laugh, lovish.

Oh. And he's just walking around telling everyone, like, oh, yeah, heart is full. He broke quarantine to tell everyone. Yeah, his heart's full of COVID. Yeah. I guess the Che Hive disbanded because it's weighing on them too much mentally. They don't know their biggest icon at all. Yeah, and you can't tell.

They can't predict him. It's also got to be exhausting trying to, trying to artificially boost up someone who will do it for himself constantly. He doesn't need fans. Oh, he needs a one-man army. Zero fans. Yeah, the Che Hive is like, they're in shambles.

Yes. In the Facebook. I need people every now and then to say, hey, you're doing good. You're doing fine. Right, because the point of a Hive is to be there when your hero takes an L.

And he never takes an L. He doesn't need a fan base. And that's why they're like, they have a bittersweet takes an L. He doesn't need a fan base. That's why they have a bittersweet realization. He doesn't need us. Beyonce wouldn't need the Bayhive if everyone just always loved Beyonce no matter what. He fights every battle

like he's Achilles in Troy. And he just fights for the entire army so the army doesn't have to fight. It's fucking sweet. Oh my God. Yeah. So I had to get that off my chest because it's been weighing on me. The man is, he cannot be beat.

But do you think he has an Achilles heel if he truly is Achilles? If it's anyone, like a person, it's Fasoli because he also can't be defeated. No, Fasoli. Don't. I wouldn't. Watch what you say. Those two sit down for like a four-hour Rogan. Have you seen Fasoli be defeated? No, noasoli. Don't. I wouldn't watch what you say. Those two sat down for like a four-hour roguish. Have you seen Fasoli be defeated?

No, no, no. I was going to say I was with Fasoli. We played disc golf for like six hours yesterday. Hot as fuck in the woods. I'm pretty sure I got bit by a tick. Like just bugs everywhere. Never broke a smile. Just the happiest guy in the world.

Okay. So, we went to the glacier glacier less than a week ago, and he was like, this is the coolest experience of my life. This is the coolest thing I've ever been to. Then yesterday, I see him on Twitter. Stu Feiner's house is the best place I've ever been to. Yes. So it's every day is just a new record-breaking best moment.

He had a drone. I think it's probably a $10,000 drone. I think it's his. He was flying it around Stu Feiner's house. We were all in the pool. There's a football, and I'm like, I'm going to hit this drone. And I fucking chucked it, and it just missed it. And I look over, and Fasoli's just.

Man, that's a good-ass impression. It was really good. He's like, good one. He almost broke my $10,000 drone. You know what you needed? You should be mad at me right now You need that net gun Yes Just fucking take it right out of the sky

That would have been incredible It's just these I don't know what I mean these brains fascinate me I could be around these people forever And they could frustrate me forever But I still I keep coming back for more

What not boys are itching They are I forgot what we're doing but I still keep coming back for more. Whatnot boys are itching. They are. I forgot what we're doing. Don't take over this fucking show. We can't stop talking about Che in Fasoli. He consumes. I don't care if people don't like it.

You have to get it out. Yeah, you have to get it out because otherwise I would go crazy. We should auction off Che on Whatnot for like a day so people can kind of verify it if it's real. A for a day. A for a day and you just have to spend the day with him or you get to have access to him for like eight hours and see if you can flap him because you won't be able to. How it would turn out is

somebody on the Bucks would buy him and he'd just get to go to training camp again. Yeah, that's some bullshit. I'd like to see Che like if we could do, like, Che in history, like him be tried at Nuremberg after World War II as, like, a head Nazi,

and he's just like, well, I don't know, it seemed like a good idea. We really got along for a long time there. Rebuilding Europe's gonna be fun. Yeah, like, he just... He just loves all Aryans.

Oh, man. That's where we need The laugh track Yeah fuck That's just cause Nick's not here today I just had to kinda Put one up for my boy Thanks

Here we go Alright so Should we That was not my breath Look at him Look at that guy Capable of Look at him. Look at that guy. Capable of.

Is that live? It might be. Is this live? Is it a loop or is he okay? Is it live? Oh, no, that was from Monday. It's not live? He's laughing at the yak on Monday. But he's probably doing the same thing right now.

Yeah, he's doing that now. He's seeing himself laughing and he's laughing that now. He's seeing himself laughing, and he's laughing even harder. He's wide-eyed. He was just buzzing with that drone, like very close to hitting us. He's a beast on the drone. Yeah, he's a beast. And then a couple people came up and were like, hey, are you supposed to fly?

He's like, I got FAA certified. I'm like, of course, for some reason. I think the government confiscated it in lake okichobe he was like what the fuck it's coming or somewhere i was like it's i it's not i'm not controlling it it's coming toward me because i think if it's commandeered it it's in like a national park or something like that for too long he was in a no-fly zone they control that's hilarious how do you think that he represents getting Getting your drone hijacked? Yeah.

Buddha Ben once, we went to West Virginia and Buddha Ben, we got to the stadium and he's like, oh, this is going to be a sick drone shot. And like maybe two minutes in, he just fucking crashed the thing into a million pieces. Oh shit. That's what happened. Me and my dad got a drone when I was in high school and we were like so pumped. First flight right into a tree. The thing explodes. The thing explodes explodes like it

was destroyed yeah i think i would break it pretty fast yeah they're very sensitive yeah they suck dude no one should have a drone unless you need a drone right it was a phase where everyone was like i know drones are sick oh soli soli and and Che. I would listen to that podcast. It sounds like a drive-time radio show. Yeah, I mean, well, Che and Ben Mintz, they just, I don't even know if they've had a, they've been doing a podcast together for- I forgot about Ben Mintz.

Yeah, for three years. I don't think they've ever had, I don't think they're actually, like, ever conversing with each other. Like, they're just- Yeah. Ben Mintz is another one. Oh, yeah, I didn't even think about they had a podcast together we made that

joke on Monday we're like the reason why Dave was so mad at Ben Mintz is because he just sees a younger Dave Portnoy in him and it's quote tweeted that and said I don't know about younger the fuck guy like what I was there that was the missing wrong part they're just they're so fascinating it's so weird are there any equivalents on like in different internet circles that we don't know about yeah i don't know that would be great let us know if you know of any yeah we if we could find someone like the trio that we have for solely ben minson shea i would love to have them interact in like an aloof off?

Yeah. Or that they're aloof. They'd probably just convince each other to get hired by the other company. What's the word for it? Unflappable? Or like, what are they all? What do they all have in common? What trait do Fasoli, Ben Mintz, and Shea have?

I think, yeah, unflappable. Unflappable? Yeah. The unflappable three. They just have like insane self-confidence. They were hugged a lot as children. Yeah, loved. Yeah.

Loved boys. They were told when they were four, you can be anything, and they were like, yes. Okay. I'll do it. They're literally all living the dream life. I think part of Chase still thinks he's going to the NFL. Oh, yeah. Like a large part.

Oh, he said he didn't put it at a 0% chance? No, no. He said that, yeah. Fuck. If you're saying 1%, that means in your heart you think 50%. That's so true. Yeah. It's so true.

That's not a real 1%. No. And president. I bet if you asked him, you think you could be president? He's like, yeah, I could be president. Yeah, but in his mind, have you ever asked him, is there anything he does that he doesn't think he's the best at? He thinks he's the best mini golfer the best madden player the best connect four player he's always like a top five player in the country

something pussy eater is a wild one but he might be a pussy eater i believe him oh is this now live yeah who would know and she's watching this right now he watches the Yak live to do clips and everything we're saying he's like he just took it all as Che is great Che has no one to compare himself to with pussy eating and he's fully convinced that he is the best pussy eater in the world

he probably mastered his wife CJ can we find can you just like Google, is there a pussy eating contest? Across the board, I think the best pussy eaters can adapt to any vagina. Yeah. I'm sure there's golfers who shoot 10 under at their home course. Yeah, he could play a home game. Yeah, he's a golfer.

I would like to see if there's... He knows how to play his wife's course. Che, if you're really that good, you need to... You gotta play St. Andrews. We can't click on any of those. someone needs to create a pussy eating contest well you'd have to

like a robot I don't think we'll ever be able to click on it though no but like a robot we could yeah pussy eating contest

we want Stephen Chay to eat a robot's pussy an AI rapper who said the n-word yeah what

cancel the fuck out AI rapper forget his name something funny white guy it's a it's a robot What? Cancel the fuck out of it. AI rapper. Forget his name. Something funny. White guy. It's a robot. It's a robot.

They caught him tweeting here. AI rapper? Wait, what does an AI rapper mean? It's this new thing. His name is FN Mika. He's a robot AI rapper. That's what he looks like. Wait, but he's allowed to... Well, no, he hasn't gone through any of the struggle.

Oh, he is black. Huh. Well, he's nothing. He's a robot. No, but someone made... Like, someone had the program. Is it because a white guy made the rapper? That's probably why.

I don't know we laugh now I'm worried about this why not like for a safety reason but that's gonna become a trend

in takeover there's like models and influencers that are all AI it's like a whole thing that's like for the new thing

like fat neck beard dudes who like can't like get rich themselves anymore they'll just be like alright I'll just make a fucking

hot ass rich avatar that I can cake off of. Can we make an AI? Did you guys see the video that that girl did? Where it's like she created another person with all this... That was fucking insane. Yeah, and then it just transforms into

a girl. And she explained how she did it. And she made the kid... It's like her, and she programmed it so it just turns into this dude who does not exist. TJ, you know what we're talking about? I don't know how to even search for what you're talking about.

What's the key word? I'll try and find it to you. Can we create a robot for the Yak? An AI robot. And just give it our most controversial takes? It's dude's crazy. Yeah, and just give it our most controversial takes? Hmm. It's, dude,

it's crazy. Yes, we can. What, what, we need a, we just need someone who could, who's good at creating AI.

So the robot guy? I don't get the music they're performing, who's actually doing it. Someone. Someone is. Put a bunch, a combination of a bunch

of like voices and songs into a program. Yeah, could machine learn its way into like write a pop song or some shit like that and just take it out of the machine.

I'm all for that if it makes for better music. Yeah. Yeah, if it's a good song. I don't give a fuck. If it's a bop, I don't care if Carly Rae Jepsen wrote it. Jam's a jam.

FM Mika. But I don't think it would be possible for it to uniquely come up with its own song. I think it would just rip off what works and what doesn't and make it into a song. What does the FN stand for?

No, it's not this. I just sent it to the chat. No one's always quick with it. This is nuts. You guys didn't see this? It's wild. Gives you that funny feeling. We're going to do the Whatnot auction in a minute here.

I'm going to go grab a couple more things from the pile that we can put up. Can you send me the link to the whatnot so I can tweet it out? I know they want me to do it really bad. Oh, I didn't even know they were... They got the finger? Like I said, I've gotten to a point

of busyness in life that someone could definitely get me to do something I really don't want. Like, I'd be like, yeah, we're going to murder a guy live on air like in a couple weeks. I'm like, sure. I think your problem is that you have so many people coming to your desk that like at times will even feel bad that they have to ask you for something. So you'll sense that.

It's like, I'm not going to tell them. No, dude, I know they're going through it right now. I know that. So it's like, I'm just going to tell them, no, dude, I know they're going through it right now. I know that, so it's like, I'm just going to... Yeah, I'm ripe for being taken advantage of right now.

I think if it's a murder... Your life is my hell. Yeah. Watch this video. This video is fucking amazing. Artificial intelligence replaced the role of visual effects artists?

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What would possibly be fake about it? Oh, that's a real guy. People are saying this is a real guy. That's a guy. Can she describe how she made him so... Don't say L for TJ. I've never seen this video. L for TJ.

She's describing how ugly she made him. Oh, yeah. Poor guy. Yeah. I mean, I'm pretty convinced it's real. I don't know what would be fake. She showed herself putting the guy into all the programs. Yeah, I believe it.

It feels like some people just don't want to believe it's real. I don't even know what's real. What's the chat saying? What's their empirical evidence that this shit is fake? It's just L's. Is it L's for Sass now, too, or just for TJ? Just to do it, just for everybody. So fake.

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So he's got 6.5 million, and he's just a fake dude? Is this Whatnot guy fake? Are you real? That's what a fake guy would say. He's been on the internet since at least 2017 so unless this deep fake has been going for five years it's not real well i mean it could it could have been going for five years although did all that technology exist and all that i don't know i think it always existed just not as accessible does she have the capabilities to do that shit is is that is that

lady who's who's she i don't know who she is. Fuck. Oh, shit. What? Ebony just tweeted a link. OnlyFans. Barstool's hottest tits. Click here.

So Ebony's now officially on OnlyFans. And she is giggling her ass off. Let's get her some subscribers. Yeah, I'm sure this is going to be an account that's a bang for its buck. Yeah, no, I think you can probably see her butthole. Yeah, let me know what she's posting. I also know how I've played cards with her, and she does not slow play. She's going to dump it all out. Yeah, let her win.

Come on. Let's get those numbers up. First month cash grab. Get her paid. Drag it out. She should be like, I'll show butthole in November. So she gets people to stay for three months, you know, three months subscription type of deal.

But that's not her. She just loves the fucking game. She just wants to dump it out, and she will dump it out. I hope she gets rich. Is it Mia Khalifa that had the video with the fuck a fan? And he just, like, doesn't... He never gets hard. It's the weirdest thing.

I've seen a couple videos like that. It's the weirdest video ever. Why? Is it weird or just uncomfortable? He's a virgin. Oh, man. And he's, like, on his back. And he just, like, can't fuck.

He's, like, physically incapable of fucking. The cameras are in his face. They taped the whole thing. That would suck. Put it out for everybody. Put it out. I'm pretty sure it's Mia Gleba's most viewed video. So he went from being like the biggest loser in the world.

Fascinatingly, she's like one of the most famous porn stars ever. She's only put out like four videos and one of them is that dude. Yeah. I want that guy to fuck Ebony. It's just. I want that guy to fuck Ebony on her only film. I would be surprised if he lived through that. We got some more stuff

That's hard to survive We're about to start selling that Brandon So we gotta decide what the slices are gonna be Oh my god This is like a desk spinner Show that into the camera This thing is sick We're gonna start selling it

This is one of one right now We have to decide It says KB's Wild on it. And it says – so we have to decide what the things are going to be. They could be our names. It could be wet and dry. It could be all of our names in a wet. But then there's only eight of the slices there.

So it could be wet, dry, wet, dry, wet, dry. That's something that we're going to be selling from the Barstool store. Should we auction off that one? Yeah, I think we should auction off. wet dry but that's something that we're going to be selling from the barstool store should we auction off that one yeah i think we should auction off and and and please anyone who's watching who wants to buy stuff um i love whatnot whatnot's incredible yes go buy stuff shout out my guy tony scheffler who has a card uh stream he's selling off cards go check him out on whatnot tony scheffler that's my day one guy. Your dog. He's my dog. One of the best Barstool videos of all time.

But go check out Tony Scheffler's cards. He's selling them all the time. He's got great cards. And anyone who's complaining, I don't think anyone's complaining, but anyone who's complaining, just a reminder that for us to be able to do this show and this show to grow, we have to do advertising. And that's what we're doing. So what not?

This is fun ass advertising. It is fun advertising. But I just know there's some people like, oh, this is auction. No, no, no. The whole goal is to eventually get to the Yak where none of us have to do anything else besides the Yak. So that's what we're working towards.

Let's go. All right, this is a Tacosaurus Rex, a taco holder. What the fuck? That's pretty cool. I'm into that. I also have two Yak Radio paintings. I'll say this right now.

We'll all sign the back, so it might take a while to get it to you because Nick isn't in. But we will all sign the back of the painting. And that's utilitarian, too. Like, that's something you can hang. It's not just a collectible. Like, that shit looks good. Yep. And then I also found a random set of keys, and we'll sell these off.

Those are my keys. What the fuck? Sell these off. That's my fo. What the fuck? Sell these off. That's my fob to my gym. That's a small gym. This is an experiential auction. You can live in Roan's house for a week. Just my gym is clogged.

That is actually your key. I took him off his desk. And then over his club hat. So let's do it. So I'm going to do this. Where's Aria? What are we doing with these shirts? Let's start with the giveaways.

Giveaways? Oh, hell yeah. How do the giveaways work? That's the giveaways. How do the giveaways work? Just give them away? Yeah. So there's an option on the app to start a giveaway,

and you must be a follower to qualify. Okay. And it's something to get people going before they start bidding. Okay, so the giveaways are going to be, the first one's going to be this jacket. We're going to give away this jersey, barstool jersey. I think it's a hockey jersey. Damn.

And I'll also give away an Overs Club hat. What? All right. Three giveaways. Sign the fuck hat. What? Three giveaways. Sign the fuck up. I'm starting right now. You can enter through the link in the top of the chat or scan the card on the screen. Come on.

Stormy. Dillpack. Who was it? Noah Bix. Noah Bix is getting the jacket. Noah Bix is getting the jacket. Let's go, Noah. Congrats, Noah Bix. Super happy for you, bro.

Giving away this barstool jersey. I think it might be a basketball jersey. Ooh, that looks like baseball. Medium, size medium. Perfect. Give it away. Perfect. It's medium fits all.

We just know it's a sports jersey. Who do we got? Just waiting for the entries to load up. We have about 600 entries in with 1,000 people in. Oh, damn. Damn, let's get some free shit. Let's get these people fucking zooming. Whatnot's a hell of a platform.

I didn't realize you could get some free shit on there, Sass. Big time. Everyone was guessing what you were going to wear today, Sass. Running it right now. There's a video. Giveaway, giveaway. Oh, giveaway. Oh, it's Billy. Huh? That was the name.

Billy? Just Billy? It said, oh, it's Billy. Oh, it's Billy. Okay. Shout out, Billy. You get the basketball, maybe hockey jersey. And then the last giveaway, we're going to do the Overs Club hat. Which I can't even get that. No, because you're not a member. I know.

Why aren't you a member, man? Piece of shit. One time three years ago, I said the wrong sentence, and I've been- That's all it takes. Vanished ever since. All it takes. I've been in 2019, I said the wrong word. Hey, do you work for Whatnot?

Yeah, I do. Can you boost Tony Scheffler's stream? He streams on Whatnot? Yeah. Okay. He does auctions for his cards. Absolutely. All right.

What does the boost entail? I don't know. I'm just asking for a boost. Yeah, all right. Hell yeah. That's my guy. That's love. He does great business on there.

Awesome. All right. Look out for the boys. Over's Club hat. Giveaway. Scan the fucking QR code. Kyle, did you put one of those in? Yeah.

They're 11 milligrams. Yeah, but they feel just like a six. Okay. And I like the thicker sensation. It's yours. Damn, thank you. Yeah, of course. It's my guy.

What? It's my brother. What an absolute blessing. He's taking care of all the boys today. Nah, I'll give it away on whatnot. No, no, no It's my guy. What? It's my brother. What an absolute blessing. He's taking care of all the boys today. Nah, I'll give it away on whatnot. No, no, no. I'm in a giving mood. Thank you.

Do you ever feel like that shit gets you more addicted to nicotine than you were originally? Probably. Yeah. I just feel less guilty about it, I guess. Being in the trust tree, yeah. What are you going to do about it? No guilt. It's guilt free.

Giveaway. Last giveaway. This is going to... Dominic. Dominic the donkey. All right, so now we're going to sell some stuff, right? Let's make some money. I think we should pair these up to make it more enticing.

What do you mean? I think someone gets a yak signed poster with the T-Rex taco holder. That's nice. So that will be one thing. I think someone gets the Yak signed poster with some sports advisors glasses. Damn. So can we do three? I'd rather do three.

Can we do three total sales or you want to do more? Can I throw in my cardboard cutout because I'm like tired of looking at it and everyone is tired of looking at it. All right. So we'll do four. So the Kansas shoes and KB's cardboard cutout will be together. And then the Barstool shoes will be on its own. So I'll give you sizes too. And then shoes will be on its own. So I'll give you sizes too.

And then this will be on its own too. All right, so you want to – should we get going? The first one item up for bid will be the Yak poster. We will sign it. Everyone will sign the back with some Barstool Sports Advisors glasses. Let's do it. Let's do it, Aria. Let's run it up, Aria.

Run it. Is it live? Yep. It's live. Rowan, we need you. We're already at $400. $500, $600? We're already at $600.

How are we already at $600? Sold. Something like this. Is that sold? Does that mean it's already sold? No, no, no. It's still going up. It's $770 right now. $ like this. Is that sold? Does that mean it's already sold? No, no, no. It's still going up. It's $770 right now.

$790. You're looking at the number in the bottom right. Oh, what the fuck? Oh, no. That's just not fair. $84,000. Nope. $845,000.

$845,000. All right. Actually put bids in, though, folks. We're going to keep it. We're going to get that bid out of there. That person just bought $ now with that money we will stop doing the yak all right flex your network why would you even jokingly put that i don't know somehow went through i don't know.

Okay, they have to verify. I like that. All right, so did this get sold, Aria? It did not get sold yet. Because someone did the $800. Yeah, we're putting on verified buyers right now just so that doesn't happen again. Okay. Please don't be bastards.

Yeah. This is for our slush fund that we're going to take super seriously and buy like a fucking net gun with it or something. This is for us. This is something that we just want to kind super seriously and buy like a fucking net gun with it or something? This is for us. This is something that we just want to kind of line our pockets with some... You know, this could be a charity, okay?

We could be doing this for charity right now. We are charity. And we're us. Charity cases. I'm just going to put it up again right now. Yeah, let's run it back up. I'll say it right now. Part of the slush fund...

To put this full circle, part of the slush fund, to put this full circle, part of the slush fund will be used to do a full study on Stephen Chay's brain. I would like for him to, I'm sure we can get him. We will kill him and we will lobotomize him. Can we get like a psychologist? Yeah, right. We did Dr. Dan. Yeah, I want to have him like run through the gamut of studies. Like I want to just witness a horse shack.

Soup to nuts. We'll get the whole report. We'll have to redact it. Yeah. That will absolutely be part of the slush fund. Which we'll probably just be buying a psychiatrist lunch. Yeah. They'll just come in for free.

But we will do that. And I fully expect the psychiatrist to lose his or her mind afterwards. All right, we're back in there. We're already at $200. Real dates only because this is going to be a dead, serious, massive purchase. But you've got to spend money to make money. Here we go. $255.

Signed by everyone, Barstool Sports. $275. $285. $295 is not that much for this. This is an incredible deal right now if you get in right now. $325. We're racking it up at a nice $325. This is still absolute highway robbery because you're getting those glasses that were worn by Big Cat on advisors.

Those are wearable, and that's why it's already at $405 because you can wear them, and they're also memorabilia. $425, and if we're in the days of Planet Hollywood, those are going up on the fucking wall. That's true. Me, personally, I would do $480-ish. I would do more than that. Yeah. I'd do $850,000. I would do more than that. Yeah. I'd do $853,000. It's $505 now.

Personally. I was hoping that guy was real. You guys make more money than me. He's like, why did they make me redo it? Yeah. Fuck these guys. Realistically, if I was just watching this as a fan, I would $580. Yeah.

I would go more than that. I would go more than that. I would go more than that. Imagine if Bezos was like our biggest fan and that was him. What the fuck? We spit in the face of Bezos. I thought I would definitely win. Sold. Sold for $40,000.

All right. 665. 665? We will sign the back of it. All right. All right. Take that over there. Make sure that stays together.

All right. Next up. So we got four more items that we're going to do do and then we'll get back to the regular yak we have the kansas shoes which i'm pretty sure i don't know what size they are i believe they're size 12 um but also no they don't light up could wear them or you could just keep them as like a souvenir on the shelf on the shelf they light up they light up they light up holy shit they light up. They light up. Holy shit. They light up. Any children with size 12?

Wait, let's see. Back to shoof. Back to school. Oh, my God. They light up every... Oh, my God. Blue. Yellow.

Depends on your mood. We got Roy B. Jiv in here. Roy G. Biv. Up in this purple. Oh. Oh, damn. G. Biv. Up in this purple. Oh. Indigo. Oh, damn. White. Oh! Strobes. That at the club. And this is going

with KB's cutout. It's going with his cutout. You get the Kansas shoes and the cutout. Alright. KB, go grab the cutout. Oh, $5,000. Come on. Come on. Look at these shoes. Is that real? That can't be a real $5,000. Are these verified bidders? Oh, look at these shoes right now. $5,000. Come on. Come on. Look at these shoes. Is that real? That can't be a real $5,000. Are these verified bidders? Oh, look at these shoes right now.

$5,000 is verified? $5,000 and it's a verified buyer? As soon as you said the KB cutout, it went to $5,000. Yes. KB puts asses in the seats and you get the Kansas shoes that light up. This is for our slush fund. Sold. $5,000.

Oh, my God. We actually might be able to legally kill Stephen Che at this price. What the fuck? What the fuck? How are you going to ship that? Oh, that's going to be great. All right, we'll take care of it. That's a good idea.

All right, next up, we got the T-Rex and the Yak poster, also signed by everyone. The T-Rex is a taco holder. It holds two tacos. Functioning or would you sign the box, Big Cat, if they wanted that? Yeah, we could sign it. But you don't know if they want that. Yeah, but if you've ever wondered, if you ever held a taco and been like, damn, I wish I had a free hand, well, here's the T-Rex to do it.

Massive demand for that type of object. Yes. I don't even know how this ended up in my pile. It's untouched. It's perfectly mint condition. It is. We're live. And it's signed Yak Radio poster.

Oh, and this is the better colorway, too. This colorway is fantastic. And I can only say that because we already sold the other one, but we're at $5.65 already. Better colorway. That'll match anything. It's up to 5K. Any decor. You put this on there.

You already dropped 5K. Just drop another 5K.'s up to 5k. Any decor. You put this on. You already dropped 5k. Just drop another 5k. Just keep dropping 5k. All right. I mean, I would go higher than this, especially to get the taco holder, but you know what I mean? Taco holder, like, ask yourself when you're eating tacos. It's all over your hands.

It kind of sucks. Just put these, maybe even a taco for later. Or you display it in your office. Yeah. You got a leather chair. You have fucking built-in shelves, and it's sold. $605. Nice.

All right, last two things. These are going to be big-ticket items. Should they be together? Should the spinner go with the shoes? Oh, the spinner. Oh, my God. Or is the spinner its own thing? You want to do the spinner with the shoes?

I kind of want the spinner as its own thing. All right. See how much the yak spinner. This is going to be one of one. So we're the only one. We are making this. We are going to sell it. It's probably going to go for like seventy five hundred bucks, but it will be it will

be different than the one you're looking at right now. This is the prototype. What's on that? KB's wild, right? KB's wild monster. KB's wild, right? KB's Wild Monster Chip. KB's Wild will not be on the other one. So if you want one with KB's Wild on it, this is the only way to get that shit.

And it's... You spin it, and it spins. Smooth spin. It feels good, doesn't it, Big Cat, to spin? Oddly satisfying. I was told the only flaw in the prototype is that if you spin it too hard, it will never stop. Like the Inception totem.

Yeah, it just keeps going. This one could get you in a different dimension if we don't know its powers. Brandon was just mesmerized by it. I was looking at it. I was trying to figure out how does it point to what it is. I guess the red button. Yeah, the red button. Little red buttons.

Like I said, you will have the first ever of this, and there will never be another one exactly like this. I'd like to point out that spin came up dry if y'all want to use that. Do you want to do the shoes first? Let's do the spinner. We just hyped it up. It's already at 420. Yeah, I think we might be live. Alright, damn. That's incredible. And we will give you a certificate of authentication to make

sure that you know that this is the one of one spinner. Certificate signed by Quigs. Best video editor in the company. Truly. That thing spins. Look at that. It's like going reverse. What is happening? It's awesome.

The frame rate of the camera is fucking with me. What are we shooting this in? Alright, let's put it live. It's sold. Oh, it's sold? Yeah. How much? $4.26. Okay. $4.26?

They're not as cool as we thought. Cheapest thing. That was the coolest one. I know. Shit. Fleming's favorite thing, though. Okay, last thing. Custom made.

That's probably fair, I guess. Never been worn. Air Force One. Those are incredible. Barstool shoes. I don't... What size? Do we have a size? Holy... Those are OFAs. Those are OFAs. Fool shoes. I don't... What size? Do we have a size?

Holy... Those are OFA. Those are OFA. Size 12. Oh, damn. Those are tough. Size 12. You look at them.

Custom made. Oh, damn. Those are sick. That's 3-0 downs. That's so crispy. How much... We're live. This is just...

How much money does Fastuli have in his Bank account right now Let's go dude I'm not going to buy this This shit is rare as fuck Nike Air Force Ones Never been worn Displayable

700 I mean This is still a steal If you go home with Anything under $800 For these You've absolutely Highway robbed these.

Facts. Dangle those around your neck, make a necklace out of them. When you're finished with them, throw them up on the line in your neighborhood and they'll hang in posterity. As a totem. $770? What a fucking steal. Someone just got those for $770? Holy crap.

We are running up the slush fund. Okay, so that's it. Whatnot. Shout out Whatnot. We'll do it again in a couple weeks. We appreciate Whatnot. Wonderful sponsor. Fucking cool ass site. I'm going to miss it. I spent $5,000 for it.

That's great. It's very realistic. You can even see the toothpaste on my lip. Can we re-auction the first one because the payment didn't go That's great. It's very realistic. You can even see the toothpaste on my lip. Yeah. Can we re-auction the first one because the payment didn't go through? Which one was that? It was the Yak, the first Yak poster. The sunglasses.

The sunglasses. With the sunglasses. Okay. Done. The payment went through for the KB poster. And the sunglasses, we're going to sign this. Now, this is the best colorway. Yes. Redway. That is the best colorway. Yes.

Redway. That is the best color. That will go with anything. We all agree. The best colorway. We're going to sign the back of it. It's got Marshall Sports Advisors game-worn glasses from me. Let's put it up. And it's up.

And you can safely say it's the best colorway, 770? No, that's for the sneakers. Why are people putting L in the chat? Why are they putting L? Stop with the L's. Maybe it's the L's to the guy who couldn't make his payment. Oh, yeah, good point, Brandon. Yeah, fuck that guy.

Can't be for us. Broke bitch. We're up. Tides have changed. We're up now. $10, let's go. Oh, this is awesome. $100. Yeah,. We're up now. $10. Let's go. Oh. This is awesome.

$100. I don't think he's shooting though. $200. $300. $400. $441. Up a rack. KB, are you worried that maybe a stalker bought that?

Yeah. That's going to be Cam. That's going to be Cam Don. Yeah. Cam on. No, there's going to be clown makeup on it. Next time this thing is in someone's hands, there's going to be a massive hole in the mouth.

Hole in the mouth. Hole in the crotch. Yeah. That $5,000 did not go through either, by the way. I was going to say, that's too much. That's ridiculous. 621. We got to do that's too much. That's ridiculous. 621. We got to do that one again?

If you want. I mean, we might as well, and then we'll be done. If anything else doesn't go through, then fuck them. You guys are bastards for putting shit in that's not going to go through. Also, get your money up. Seriously. You can't spend $5,000. Watch your different lives.

Sold. All right. So the very last one, the Kansas shoes that light up a million different ways in KB's cutout. These are the best colorway by far. These Kansas previously sold for $5,000. Yep, so you're getting a steal. That's where it's starting at. $4,000 would be an actual. Starting bid will be $5,000.

You're like a Honish Wagner. I mean, yeah. T206. Why is that more wrinkly in the face than you are in real life? Imagine pulling these. They're not wrinkly like that. I'm getting there. You hit these on someone, you cross them over, then boom, hit the lights.

Right in their face. You bend over and turn on the lights. We're live. Oh, let's go. And these are verified buyers. $500 already. I love these sneakers. Going up to a dorm pregame being the only one who matches the LED lights.

Dash, what's that number in the bottom right? I'm looking at 920 right now. God damn. That is KB we're selling. 920? If we can get back to 5,000, KB will fuck you. Old classic KB. All right, sold.

The slush fund is only going up. Love it. All right, thank you to Whatnot. Appreciate Whatnot, wonderful sponsors of ours. We will do some more stuff in maybe next month. Everyone check out Tony Scheffler's stream. You're going to boost it for me. Card stream.

Thank you to Whatnot. And KB taking down his cardboard cutout. I think that was a good job, boys. Whatever happened to Jewish Kyle, too? He's here, too. He's here. He's over there. Jewish Kyle is to scale.

This one's like 140% of you. No. That's how big he is. Come scale. This one's like 140% of you. No, that's how big he is. Come on. This one's like mostly upper body. Your face is huge on that one. Yeah, I think because the camera was taken close to your face. Yeah. Your head's not that big.

Yeah. Good auction, boys. All right. We did it. I kind of wish the $5,000 guy had been real. How about the $850? I'm happier with $9, boys. All right. We did it. I kind of wish the $5,000 guy had been real. Real, yeah. How about the $850? I'm happier with nine.

You weren't comfortable with that? That was too much? It wasn't uncomfortable. Yeah, that was too much. That would have been an uncomfortable, like someone out there has bought you for $5,000. All right, so what else is going on, boys? Do you hack it up? My family is thinking about getting a pet. Who? The other? I think Che's family is thinking about getting a pet.

Who? The other. I think Che's family is thinking about getting a pet. What's the best breed of dog? Do you have any friends with cats? What's the most exotic pet someone you've ever known owned? All right, so he's definitely getting a pet. Yeah, you can always tell little tidbits about his life.

Do you have trouble getting hard? Is there such a thing as eating too much pussy? Was that Michael Douglas story real? Yeah. Was it he got... Believe it or not, we talked about it yesterday. He got throat cancer from eating too much pussy? It was the equivalent of the woman who died of overdosing on water to win a free weed.

Right. That's right. She drowned herself. The 100 or something? Yeah, it was like a radio. I forgot about her. Shit, I had something else in my brain I wanted to talk about. I've got to find it.

Remember the thousands ways to die? The girl who choked on a cucumber practicing to suck dick before a date? Yes. Yes. It scarred me. Fantastic show. I never had cucumbers whole as a child because of that. Really?

Yeah. Not before first date. You have those episodes. Fuck me. You never tried? Man, it really must have fucked you up. Is it true that every grade school's got a hot-ass girl with cerebral palsy? No.

Yes. Yours didn't? No. Wait. Maybe mine had enough to make up for everybody's harder maybe mine made up for everybody's multiples twins think harder kyle what what and carter at no point was there a hot ass girl with cerebral palsy in your grade school? Are you guys doing something? Fucking gaslighting me. Did I? Talking about a specific person? Gabby.

Gabby didn't do it for you, Kyle? The CP girls were in the basement. That's some West Virginia shit, dude. There's no Kurt Cobain fucked a girl with Down syndrome. What? Yeah, in high school. What? That's messed up.

How'd you learn that? In his documentary. Oh. Yeah. What have you been watching, Seth? I'm glad they included that. I think it shaped his career a lot. Oh, this is like a well-known fact?

Yeah. Oh. What have you is like a well-known fact? Yeah. Oh. What have you been watching? Kurt Cobain stuff? No, I watched it recently. How did it shape his career, though? Fucking a Down Syndrome girl. I think he tried to kill himself after.

Ah, so that was the... Then he didn't. No, I don't know if he did fuck her. He did eventually. I think he just got hit. He wanted to, and then he didn't. What? Nick was hyping up this Mike Tyson. Oh, yeah, the. I think he just got hit. Wanted to, and then he didn't. Nick was hyping up this

Mike Tyson. Oh, yeah, the Hulu show? It was fire. It's a show. Oh, a show, yeah. And I think it's yeah, Mike Tyson, like, was very upset about it, so it probably is fire. It's good, yeah. Were we supposed to wear Yak merch today? Oh, shit. Yeah, merch

wants us to shoot some ads for them. I got this, it's a sad day, It's a Bad Day ad shirt on. Jerry. It's going to be an ad for Jerry. Zah's got his. Let's go, Zah. We'll do it after we get off air. I guess I could do any of that right now.

Zah's got his Cowboy shirt on. Zah, where are you going this weekend? Nowhere. I thought you had a show. That's next week. Where are you going next weekend? Rochester? No, thought you had a show. That's next week. Where are you going next weekend? No, that's in two weeks. Phoenix.

Oh. He's going to be chilling with the one and only. Riggsie. That's right. Riggs is opening for me. Nice. Where are you staying? Oh, it's not Lurch.

I don't know where I'm staying. Damn, Sass is about to get cut out of the money too That was a weird way for him to do that video I didn't see it He was like I got cut out of the money Like being like It was like some hostile takeover He worked part time

Oh he was like complaining I don't know I just saw the video And I was like what It sounded like he was Eduardo Saverin He was like I got cut out of the money Who said that?

Lurch Nice guy But yeah I thought the phrasing was like It kind of took me back Billy will get the same amount of equity as you and PFT right? Yeah for sure Billy Eduardo

At least Billy is the only person in the world Who asked for a raise based on vibes hmm I fucking got Billy with a joke today dude he was dying laughing

he was damn near doubled over what'd he say I hit him with the old um what's a pirate's favorite letter that's good

that doubled him over was there a twist well what would your answer be I would guess we We all would think R. Well, you'd think it's the R, but actually it's the C. Oh! Oh, yeah!

Okay. Oh, that's a banger. Billy was dying. I didn't know there was a remix to that joke. Come on, man. You come up with that yourself? I don't know. I don't know. I heard that from my boy Mike a couple years ago. Wargo. We've got so many Mikes.

It's usually Mike Wargo that he's talking about. No, no, no. It's always a different Mike. That's the fucking boy. Mike Wargo is the boy, though. Shout out Billy, though. We went to Sue Finer's house yesterday, and he's like, guys, I'll drive because I'm not going to get fucked up. And we're like, yeah, it's Tuesday.

Like none of us were. I'm not going to get too fucked up. So I'm going to drive. I thought he was like taking one for the team. That's hilarious. I'm going to drink. I'm just not getting fucked up. Yeah, we're going to tape a podcast and it's Tuesday.

For the day Fight out He took one for the team That's like And so did he wind up not getting fucked up He didn't get fucked up Because there were None of us drank

Willpower Big time So that pool was too hot Too hot 89 Oh shit Yeah Too hot

Think about the bills on that Yeah It was just What are you gonna say It, too hot. Think about the bills on that. Yeah, it was just, what are you going to say? It's too hot. That sounds amazing. The way Stu described to me when he was like, we were making the plans, he was like, I just want to get in front of something

because I don't want it to be awkward. And I thought it was going to be something very serious. He's like, my pool is 89. I can't get it back to 88. He can tell the difference? Yeah, he was just like, I know when you guys get in, you're probably going to notice it. If I had an 89-degree pool, I'd be swimming in that every day. It's a beautiful pool.

His property is incredible. That's nuts. Having a property, not a house? Yeah, that's what it is. It's a property. It is. I took the boys there to his party, and everybody else was out there doing a thing, and my boys just swam in that pool the whole time.

It's awesome. Beautiful. That bastard Pete with his new haircut and flooding the office. Yeah, dude. He flooded the whole office. Fuck. I'm going to miss him. Fuck.

He hasn't checked in in a while. During the serious days, he was a staple of the show. Yeah, he was. On Wednesdays, you'd have him on. Just make fun of him. Make us all feel good. Why is the office flooded? I don't know.

There was a party last night on the sales floor, and they found a bunch of sliders stuffed into an air conditioning unit or something. I believe that. Like fistfuls of sliders would just stuff. They go dumb hard up there. That would have been you, Rowan, because I saw you walking around with a slider.

That's something you would legitimately do. I had one slider. And would take all the sliders and just start jamming them in holes. That's exactly what he would do. How do you think I thought of it? I fantasize about it. Getting a fucking fistful of sliders. Every time you see a slider,

you're like, oh, I wish I could put this somewhere. Jamming it into like, I mean, if there's like a mouse hole or something like that. Air conditioning.

There's not an unstuffed duct anywhere around you. Anytime I go to a hotel, I make sure to stuff the ducts. I've been getting a little rambunctious at hotels lately Really? I'm just like I can just fuck this up Yeah

And do you? Kind of It's freeing KB loves to comment on my restlessness But at the same time Like dude it's just coming for you You'll have the same rambunctious restlessness at all times Eventually

And you'll be doing fuck shit at all times To people who don't even deserve it Look at your dad Your dad lives in a be doing fuck shit at all times. To people who don't even deserve it. Look at your dad. Your dad lives in a world of fuck shit. He needs fuck shit to function. Power trait. He's on pace to get hired. Really? 3,000 followers?

He's like 4,000 now. Just from replying. It would be great to counteract the content Kim. Content him. Yeah. I want him to work for a rival. Nelk Boys? Kyle's dad is just showing up in fucking Nelk Boy videos.

He's moaning in people's ears at Home Depot. Wearing like a hoodie and replying. If any, yeah, he would be a good addition to it. Full send? Maybe even like a smaller digital media company. No, full send, yeah, he would be a good addition to it. Full send? Maybe even like a smaller digital media company. No, full send, dude. He would add more than Bob Memory does on their podcast. Ronan.

I agree. He's out. I heard he got kicked out. Was he? Yeah. He did some fuck shit. Because he was terrible. What'd he do?

I think he was- Stuff the ducks. Something like that. Yeah, he's out on that podcast. It would always be like Mike Tyson talking about like his depression. He'd be like,

you ever fuck a bunch of pussy? That's his game, yeah. Yeah, that, I... I don't know. I don't really like them. Oh, we gotta do the wheel. Kyle. What about Kyle?

Kyle's my goat. Yeah, exactly. Kyle is objectively a genius businessman. I think some of the NELC team, they like the yak. I mean, Kyle's my goat objectively I think some of the Nelk team they like the Yak I mean Kyle's like you can't I don't have the main guy I hope to meet Kyle someday and give him $25,000 I hope to just give him that as like kind of

like a pauper giving a king some kind of gift Kyle from the Nelk boys like even if you don't like I like them I think they're pretty funny and they're incredibly successful. But he's one of those guys that's reached a level of success that even if you don't like him, you've got to be like, holy shit. What he built is insane. What if we gave them our slush fund?

What if we just built up the slush fund? That would be bad ass. Give it all to Nelk. Dana White. That's what they would do with it. Dana White. Or James Harden or Lil Baby or something like that. The bros that just give each other bundles of cash. Your half birthday, Dana White. Or, yeah, like James Harden or Lil Baby or something like that. The bros that just give each other bundles of cash.

Your half birthday, Dana White. Here's $50,000. Dana White handed Kyle $250,000 for his birthday just recently. $250,000. Why? Happy birthday. $250,000? I'd be so pissed if he did that.

He did that and you post it. Then you've got to pay taxes, don't you? Why do the richest people always get gifts like that? You could loophole it maybe with a write-off as a business expense because it's on video. Why didn't Robbie get it? That's how they do the cars and shit. They give away a car and then write it off as a business expense. Damn, I wish I had tax loopholes.

I got none. You got loopholes somewhere. I just pay all my taxes like a fucking sucker. You need a guy. You need to sit down with a guy in a sweaty ass air conditioning-less office. Sucks. Everyone else got loopholes. I'm loopholed up right now.

Yeah? With the stand-up. Oh, yeah? Why would you talk about this? I don't know why. Loophole it. Because you're trying to exploit big loopholes. They're going to fucking close that loophole.

It's a loophole. It's not like a... What's a loophole? I don't even think that would be a loophole. You just get to exploit big loopholes. They're going to fucking close that loophole. It's a loophole. It's not like a... What's a loophole? I don't even think that would be a loophole. You just get to write off stuff. Oh. Yeah. Travel.

That's pretty much it. Pretty big loophole. Food? You flying first class? Oh, yeah, he is. Not even close. Yeah, he is. You are?

Roam, what the hell are you talking about? Roan flies for it. Roan was like coming over the fact that he hit like a certain level of delta point. Why are you getting defensive? Why wouldn't you want people to know that if it were true? You're flying first class. I wish I was flying first class. Because I'm flying 48F right now and Roan's flying first class every time we travel.

I'm always in the 30s or 40s. Yeah. Always. And I got to walk by Roan with his fucking smirk on his face and his little pull-out bed. I'm with Roan. I don't go past row three. You can't.

I mean, you refuse to download the Delta app. You could get like- I do refuse. I refuse. I have the Delta app on my phone. That's one of those ones that you- I only have it so I can get alcohol. For the majority of my life, I did not do that,

and then I started doing it three or four years ago. It's like, what have I been doing? You get free shit. Don't you have to fly the same airline every time? No. I'm eating cheese tray. I mean, it helps you to do Delta because you keep getting points.

If you pick one and you just use it, but... Suddenly you're in Kuala Lumpur on a first-class ticket. Fucking dope. What about like United? Nah. I have the United thing. I don't ever buy United tickets though. United's fine. You can rack up points anywhere.

American's fine. Delta just has TVs. Yeah they do. They've become the new TV guy. Remember JetBlue used to be the TV guy? It was only JetBlue. Now Delta. I'll talk airports, too. Yeah?

Yeah. It's your least favorite in America. Semi-major. St. Louis was garbage. Miami's not great. I didn't think St. Louis was that great. Miami isn't great. Really?

Miami's bad. Miami needs an upgrade. LAX is... I almost had a mental breakdown at LAX. Just that whole fucking waiting for the bus thing so you can go get an Uber. It's the furthest away I've ever seen an Uber pick up. I had to wait for 40 minutes for the bus and then I had to wait for 20 minutes for an Uber. It's worth it to just pay the $20 extra for an Uber, like a black or whatever that picks you up right there.

Do they do that? I didn't know you could do that. I didn't know you could do that. I didn't know you could do that. I would have paid $100. Exactly, yeah. TJ, we're on a long-ass bus ride, and then we have to wait 20 more minutes. There's some loophole I heard on Twitter about that. Like, if you walk, like, 10 minutes.

A loophole. Yeah, if you walk, like, 10 minutes, you're, like, no longer on LAX's property, and you could call an Uber there or something. Yeah, give me all the loopholes. Oh, no, is there a loophole podcast? There should be. I need some more. Some people know all of them.

Oh, yeah. The people who know all of them. But then you become too much of a loophole guy, and then you're like a complainer. It's a life hack. Your life becomes too easy, and then you expect everything to be convenient. Right, and you also argue with random people about loopholes. Like, if you don't get half off your dinner at Applebee's, you're like, put the loophole. Yeah. Probably become like a

coupon. Yeah, they're not good. Those people are not good. Stay away from loopholes. You need just the right amount of loopholes. One or two a year max. I'm anti-loophole now. Some good, like one or two solid loopholes. Two years, last day of school. One loophole. Give me three good ones. Like a shortcut.

Send me loopholes. I'll pick the three best and start using them. I like it. I would fully use one of my loopholes at LAX, though. Oh, you got it. Yeah. Because that was brutal. I mean, just...

They're just paying the $20 extra for the Uber. Are you sure that's a thing? Yes. Yeah. Damn. Also, LaGuardia is, like, incredible now. Yeah, it is. Yeah, I don't know what happened with that.

It's the best airport in the world. It's a fucking mall. The security is beautiful. It's nicer than a mall. Security takes one minute. They just have those big-ass tanks, and you just throw everything in. Shoes stay on. Those tanks are a loophole.

Oh, yeah. Airport of the future. Oh, please. KB, what's your least favorite airport? I haven't been to enough I didn't Yeah Dallas is another one

Where the rental car place Is like 20 miles from Oh dude there's nothing better Than a rental car place That's in the airport Hard site Oh Omaha's was like a mile away

From where we got off the plane When you can just walk To the rental car That's heaven What airport When you get off the plane Gives you like the best excitement? I mean, it's probably Vegas, right?

Vegas is pretty good. Really? I've never been. Pittsburgh. Once you see the Franco Harris when you're going down the escalators in Pittsburgh, it's kind of fucking sweet. Indy's got the Indy cars. They were with palm trees. I got off a plane.

Yeah, palm trees are big. I got off a plane in Nashville, and there was just a country music concert. Yeah, Nashville. Oh, yeah, Nashville did. Me too. It depends on when you get in. It can be a little much. I don't like the carpeted airports.

They have a couple different terminals. One's old, one's brand new, and the brand new one's incredible. But the old one's carpeted. What happens if you spill? It's just an old airport. I just don't like carpeted air. New Orleans carpeted as well. I don't like it.

You spill, it's just there forever. Yours, though. Right, but it just bothers me. I'll be back in. You spill? It's just there forever? Yours, though. Right, but it just bothers me. It'll be back in a couple years and I'll smell it. Yeah, think about how many spills have happened. Would I like this carpet? No. No.

This carpet sucks. This is the carpet that would be in an airport. We should actually make the acrobat like a gym mat. Yeah. Oh. Rubber? Wrestling mat? Like the rubber like we could drop.

We could get a crash pad. I could run a backflip in a day. Yeah, the playground bouncy. Gives your knees a little break. You just make it a trampoline. That would be cool too if we're just bouncing the whole time. Headed walls so we could just shit out of each other.

We should just make it one of those. You think that'd be the slush fund? I need cities with the airport walkway as the sidewalk. Chicago? Do they have that? Or no, their airport has big ass walkways. Yes.

Imagine that all the way down 7th Avenue. That would be incredible. I would actually like, tech is there. Yeah, the moving walkways. I'd rather have that than have the fucking car tunnels that elon musk is trying to make what's he trying to do you know the shit with the teslas the underground tunnels and stuff that has traffic uh memes when we were coming uh we're going to colorado for grit week memes i think is 25 he had never seen a moving walkway before wow he was like

what is this god damn it was, how did you get here? How did you get to this point in your life? Is Minneapolis the city with the skywalk? Yes. I think they got the walkways in. You can basically go the entire downtown Minneapolis without going outside. What does skywalk mean? Everything is connected.

Everything is connected. Deepthway rappers are always talking about skywalking. I was in Minneapolis in January a couple years ago, and you can literally be like, all right, let's go to a bar, and you just walk inside for the entire time, and then you pop out and get in the bar. So you just don't have to go outside. It's so cold there, so you don't have to go outside.

Is Minneapolis sneaky-goated? No. Minneapolis is pretty nice. No. Yeah, no, it is pretty nice. Pretty nice. It's pretty nice. That's where I'll stop. I'll put it in pretty good. No. Yeah, no, it is pretty nice. Pretty nice. It's pretty nice. That's where I'll stop.

Yeah, I'll put it at pretty nice. Okay, fair, fair. I wouldn't say sneaky goaded. No, it's pretty nice. A lot happens there. I think Minneapolis is one of those cities you go to and it's like, this is nicer than I expected. Yeah, 100%. I actually went to a good-ass yoga studio in Minneapolis this past year.

No, you didn't. It was sneaky goaded. Shut up. And then I went to a donut shop right after a little artisan donut shop. It was a cool little neighborhood. I don't know, but I wouldn't call it...

It's an interesting pair of places to go to. Yeah, I went to yoga and donuts. Ying and yang for your body. Yeah, you know what I mean? A little bit of this, a little bit of that.

This is all fuck. Jesus Christ. My God. This guy is tall. Oh, yeah. What is that? What is he, an athlete? He looks like one.

Natty Curly. Natty Curly, I don't know. My boy might fucking surf or some shit. He's got the elites on. He walks like he fucks real good. Yeah. All athletes walk like that. Like they just got a 17-inch dick in between their legs.

They have to walk fully spread out. I think that's mostly basketball players that didn't make the NBA. Yeah. dick in between their legs. They have to walk fully spread out. I think that's mostly basketball players that didn't make the NBA. What is Pete doing? What is Pete doing? What are you doing, Pete? Just seeing what's going on. Why? Doing a show.

Welcome. Gladly. What's your problem? There's no problem. He heard what I said. What'd you say? I said that I miss you. You used to be a staple of the act back on the serious days and not anymore. He got a new shirt and wants to show it off. And a new haircut. Haircut's great. I found myself craving a sandwich of yours the other day.

Yesterday, actually. Remember those days? I know. We didn't really have to rely on a big, a big, like, inter-office, like, fucking hubbub to get our wacky bits off. Just steal from each other. Yeah, why is Dan staring at me like that? He doesn't like you.

I don't like you. Okay. It's your jib cut. We were just commenting the fact that you don't come around anymore, and then here you show up. Oh, Pete, I need the router for this weekend. Okay. And also an extra computer.

Yeah. Great. What happened with the flood? This is what I missed. Jerry took a dump upstairs. Jared? That's good. Why would he flood?

He did it in his pants. Nice. I got Pete to laugh. Hardest man to get to laugh. Damn near impossible. Good job. Tell them the pirate joke. What's it?

Tell them the pirate joke. Pete, what's a pirate's favorite letter? Indulge me. I mean, I would say R. How would you say it? I mean, I would say like R. Come on. Indulge me.

But that's the letter. You want me to talk like a pirate The joke's ruined You'd think it's the R But actually it's the C Oh okay Pretty good Pretty good

Pretty good Pretty good What are you watching these days? Not a whole lot Are you in on the Eagles this year? I think I might be I could be convinced to get back in on the Eagles I put a substantial wager on the Eagles this year? I think I might be. I could be convinced to get back in on the Eagles. I put a substantial wager on the Eagles.

At what? 22 to 1. That's pretty good. God damn. Yeah. No, I think life's better with the Eagles. Substantial. Yeah.

How much? How many units? $8,800. Good. Went 200 grand. Yeah. That's a lot. I was just laying in bed, and Ron and I were just gassing each other up. I was so fired up. win 200 grand. Shout out to Roan last night. Roan just,

I was just laying in bed and Roan and I were just gassing each other up. I was so fired up. That's all the talk. I was watching Chauncey Gardner Johnson highlights when he texted me saying I was already locked in.

It's perfect. I'm fired up. So you should ride with us. Yeah. Ride with us. I'll hop on. I'll hop off quickly, but I'll hop back on.

Take him a short leash, but I just want you on board from the get-go. Sass, I want you on board, too. I am on board already. No, you have to take that sweatshirt off. Well, I can't do that right now. Not right now, but I'm saying come September 11th, I don't want to see you wearing that shirt no more. All right, give me a good Eagle sweatshirt, and I won't wear it anymore.

Have that one on my desk. No, I don't want that one. Why? It's too green. Well. It's their color, Sass. Give me a good gray one with a little eagle's logo. All right, someone find me a good gray sweatshirt so that I can buy Sass.

Sass really is just trying to go for the depressed New York comedian look. He can't have anything that shows any type of personality. I'm wearing shorts and a sweatshirt. Yeah, it's got to be just neutral colors only. What else do you want me to wear? Look around. We all have pizzazz going on. Owen's wearing black

and the shorts are green. Owen's got a fucking smoking shirt on. It's breaking news. I like my outfit. F you guys. Oh. No way. Great. Get him out. Yes. F you guys. Oh. No way. Okay.

Great. Get him out. Yes. It's better. In exchange for a seventh and a fourth, that would de-escalate to what? So they got a fifth round pick and a seventh for Jalen Raker? All right. That hurts the team.

No, it's good for us. That's good for the team. We want it out. We want it out. He was a locker room cancer. We didn't like him in the room at all. That hurts the team No it's good for us That's good for the team We wanted out We wanted out He was a locker room Cancer We didn't like him In the room at all

Yeah He was a malcontent Malcolm Tent He's gonna cause A couple over Oh we never spun Fuck

Okay You and Che Have a thing That you gotta put on If it lands on you too What? I don't know if you're ready For that

Oh wait what? What is this? Oh. Oh, my God. Oh. Okay, now explain to me what I have to put on. What is that in J? I would have done it.

It's because you got LeBurn at the end, so you have a slot for the wheel. You have a slot for the wheel because you guys. Oh, we had to put something on there. A punishment or a. We'll keep that a sweet part of the wheel. Somebody said, because we were talking airport, suggested airport wheel. Go to an airport, spend 12 hours there, come back. No.

I'm all set on that one. It's your guy's fault. It could love it. All right, we'll figure something out. I mean, when I say we, I don't want to do it with Jay. I really do want to get this psycho study on him. Yeah, me too. Do you think Stephen Chay definitely strikes me as someone

like he probably in his will is like, I want my brain donated to whatever it is, the Boston University CTE study. But Jay, you never played in the NFL. He's like, but I want it. I don't think he's ever even thought about his own mortality. I think he has every lie detector test because I don't think

lies register as lies in his own head. Right. Yeah, but I detector test because I don't think lies register as lies in his own head. Right. Yeah. Yeah, but I want, I don't know, someone's going to have to help us. We're going to need

like a Dr. Dan help of someone just... The Dr. Dan, but to get one of their unbiased colleagues. Yeah, right. A colleague who can like, I want like the Rorschach test.

I want like brain waves studied. Just give us everything. But adults are, you can't diagnose autism in adults right that's a kb is that a that's a thing right you can yeah you can do it i thought you said you're you can't i thought there's like an age where it's just like oh no you're just like that's just can because it's mostly uh like observational so it's serving him for years yeah so it's kind of just your call? Yeah, autism diagnoses are... It's kind of like a shitty business.

It's a racket. Or, yeah, you just... Everyone gets it. Everyone gets one. If you want one, you can get one. A lot of parents want them. You can shop around until you get one. Yeah, you get free schooling.

It's... Yeah. Yeah. Stephen Che goes back to school. Yeah. I'd watch that. Billy Madison, but it's Stephen Chay doing two grades a week. 40-year-old man.

Like Blooper. I'd love to see Chay in a high school football game. It'd be so funny. What position do you think he'd play? Receiver. All of them? Receiver? Whatever position they need.

I could see him trying to be a quarterback. Yeah. We played a video of him catching the ball and pointing at the camera. I love that video. And the crowd is going absolutely wild. And he really, like, he thinks in his head, he's like, that was fucking sweet. Did they pump in crowd noise or is that the actual I think it's the actual video.

The fact that they cheered that loud and it was the fourth attempt at it and they still cheered that loud. I love this. My favorite part is how long he's running after he throws. Yeah. And high-fiving other adults. I mean, he's running without the ball for more time than he had the ball by a lot.

I thought that was take five. Yeah. Oh, my God. With the sound, With the sound. With the sound. He would lose the state championship. It was kind of crispy. It was.

The point is so bad. How did he know that was his camera? It really is like the video, the My Wish stuff they do on ESPN. Oh, yeah. It's my wish. Scott Van Pelt leads it off with one big thing. Or like, yeah, one big thing. This kid earned it.

Yeah. Because he knew how to live. And in knowing how to live, he knows how to die. He will outlive all of us Jay? yeah I will kill him on my deathbed no he will outlive all of us I'll invite him to fucking

see me off and I'll fucking choke his ass out yeah his happiness will sustain him I'll put a sawed off under his chin I'm thinking 125 years old what if we found out he was like 85?

Just an old man waiting to die alone. I can't get over how bad the point is. The point to the camera. I miss his goofy ass. COVID protocol. Shout out to him. He did. He hunted the COVID.

His family had COVID and he was like, he had already had it in February, and he's like, I was walking out the door ready to come to work yesterday. He's like, I should test one last time, and he got a positive. I was like, do you feel sick? He's like, no. All right. Got it. He's got it.

He was definitely licking doorknobs in his house trying to get it. Think so? Oh, definitely. He wants to have the COVID. Remember how long he waited for the vaccine yeah four hours yeah no the the guy called him uh the one one kid that's right he was first in line stay slept in the parking lot he's 36 years old have you guys any of you guys ever camped out for something yeah i used to used to. Oh, you said this. Yeah, shoe guy.

For a couple years, yeah. We'd go to the mall and camp out for sneakers and then sell them like that morning. Yeah, I did a couple times for football tickets at Wisconsin. They used to do like, you could have season tickets, but then you get to camp out. Actually, it might have been basketball where you could sit. It was too serious at Penn State.

I couldn't hang with the Paternoville shit. We didn't even get them at Penn State. You have to go through, like, a rigorous week-long training. It literally is a week of people staying in tents outside the stadium. It's terrible. We did it for, like, I did it once or twice. It was just, like, we sat in a tent and got drunk. That sounds sweet.

Yeah, right. It was, like, one night. It's a little bit too serious about it. Like, does anybody fun end up with those tickets? No, that's the thing. It's people who are dead sober with their shirt off screaming. Jeff D. Lowe. Not to throw Jeff D. Lowe under the bus, but

he definitely, that was a D. Lowe special. Did he do that? I mean, remember he was like in the Paterno movie because he was like front row. I could see, I would imagine Jeff has camped out over 50 times. For things. Yeah. Limited release on his food.

Yeah. He loves pop culture. He does. He's one of the most tapped into pop culture guys. I'm surprised he doesn't like more pop art. I could see him opening up a pop art gallery. He's tapped into so many things. I don't know how.

How sad is it going to be for him this weekend? He's up to date. The end of the Jersey Shore. And he's going down today to kind of console him. Last weekend at Parker House. Yeah, it's like the end of real world. What, if he will stop going after this weekend? I assume.

Yeah, summer's over. I mean, you get a summer shore house, so this is the last weekend. Yeah, but it's still hot. Oh, I see. I also don't like people who are like summer goes till late september that's not true it's over tomorrow it's over on monday it's the last day of summer it's the last hurrah that is official like boom football season yeah i mean low-key it's damn near football this weekend brandon brandon you're gonna win some picks

i think so yeah yeah i Yeah? I have 31 plays. I don't have that many. That's what I'm nervous about. I only got like six I like. 31 locked in already? 31 plays. Give me one upset. Maybe East Carolina beating NC State.

Trendy. My dad likes your picks. But I got on it before the trend. My dad takes your picks. It doesn't negate the trend. I know, but I got on it. I started the trend. Right, but that doesn't. it before the trend. My dad takes your picks. It doesn't negate the trend. I know, but I got on it, but I started the trend. Right, but that doesn't – I started the trend.

I said it two months ago. You did? I heard someone say it three months ago. Yeah, it was me. Is that Mintz? Yeah, it was Mintzy. Yeah. See, good.

No reaction. There he is. He's learning. Where's your crown? I thought you were getting a new crown is he's learning where's your crown i thought you're getting a new crown he's learning wow stoic all right i have to go do an interview you guys can keep yakking i don't want to stop it so people get mad i think oh no we are i got i know but yeah i you. I actually like the... I think I was about to say, all right, we're good.

It's become a funny joke that there's got, like, I think on Monday we did an hour and 50, and someone was like, Big Cat just refuses to let it go to two hours. That made me laugh.

That actually made me laugh. All right. So... We got to film merch ads, too. All right, I got to do this interview. All right, we'll see everyone tomorrow. Peace. No Show Friday reminder.

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