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Episode Date: October 16, 2024

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Hold on, where's Danny? I forgot to tell him to come on. It's upfront's upfront stay. Yeah, sure is. Guys looking good. Nick dressed up. Yeah, I'm going home after this. They start at 630 530. Alright, I'm gonna I'll leave right now. I do think it's very funny that we do our up front and it's it's it's kind of like What I'd imagine North Korea is like where they clean everything up and take people off the streets. Everything's fake Yeah, it's like we're we're dirty people. We got Dennis Rodman coming through today. Yeah, we're yeah

We're not well-kept We just are what we are. And like one day a year, we're like, hey, good to meet you. Hello, sir. Let's lie to people about who we are. Look at this. Look at that. Wow.

Yeah. Wow. It looks beautiful. Awesome. Where's Brandon? Oh, he's coming. Yeah. He's on his way.

What's up, boys not much much Kyle hid a platinum bag from us what how he had a platinum bag from us what I Kyle but yeah I wanted to keep it a secret you hit a what I hit some big bets wait you hit a platinum mag bag bag That's right. I don't know I forgot or I thought it was maybe I didn't often I forget the tears now, but I hit yeah, I hit some another no shoe first touched on parlay Didn't want to make a thing about it. Well. Let's make a thing about it tanked up. Oh No

Brandon Brandon What the fuck? What? Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Sup? How you doing?

Nikki! What's up, Brandon? Sup, man? Hey, Kyle. Sup, Brandon? How you doing? Are you sure, Brandon? Playboy, what's up?

You look good. Couldn't afford thicker blue stripes? That's a money. It's a money thing Those stripes are on hard times I'm skipping dinner find the slope Well fed stripes, yeah equals MX plus B type sure little ass That's great paper Fucking stripes I got oh my god monster. I don't think stripes are really that's a that's police supporter shit right there. Yeah, that thin look. Yeah. I was just wearing a shirt, man.

I got nothing to do with you. That's a good shirt. We're good looking guys. This is also the day that Steven way overdresses and makes everyone feel like an asshole. What? What do you want? I wore a sport coat last year with a t-shirt and Dave gave me a bunch of shit about it.

So yeah, I wore a button down shirt with a sport coat. This was t-shirt and Dave gave me a bunch of shit about it So yeah, I wore a button-down shirt with a sport This was last year when you had to go around and find someone who's better. Oh, yeah That's right. That's right. Well, I I have no problem running that back. Yeah, absolutely Would you have to talk to Connor? Did you see what he said? He said it'd be a pretty short list today Oh, there's not many people dressed up? There are. I think there's people, you can find three people dressed better than you, Jay. There's a buzz in the air in the office.

I even had Nicky Smokes come in to my office and be like, what do you want me to do tonight? And I said, don't talk. And uh. He didn't say leave. Well no, I forgot that I had banned him from drinking in the office, so I told him he can't drink tonight, and he was very upset.

And I was like, just try to be sober and talk to people. Are you concerned about the person who told us earlier that he's gonna stay here tonight What Stu finer? I know Stu was here last year. I listen that's Stu is gonna just do whatever Stu does I think it actually gives us the a good edge of like oh, yeah, you guys aren't as clean and well kept Yeah, as you thought. Speaking of... We can cut, we can make sure Nicky Smokes doesn't drink when we're tending bar again. I was gonna say, speaking of last year, if I could get a new fork for my entree. Yeah, I'm so sorry.

That would be, yeah. I'm so sorry. Listen, we figured it out. Yeah, last year, that's right, you guys. That's not happening this year. Right? It will. I don't think so. I right. You guys, that's not happening. Right? I don't think so. I don't think this was that event. I think this is this year you're supposed to stay in your studio and have people come talk to you about your show. Yeah. Yeah. So

don't let him in. Yeah. Nightmare too. Yeah. You guys are basically like high school kids. Like no, we know you don't have to go in. Yeah don't do my laundry mom. Yeah, I'll handle it yesterday was the first time I've ever seen a woman in the anus studio. Yeah, it was a trio of women. Oh, yeah, yeah to me new hires and What tabs do we have open on the it was not good tabs that we had open on the and on the screen You guys are basically the Eric Adams when he goes through the kids' bedroom. Yes. That video. That's the Anis studio. It is.

You pull that up to each other? Or it's like when the parents have their adult real friends over, you give us something to distract ourselves upstairs. Yeah. Like, MB was like, maybe you guys can be doing a crossword, and like... And that's where it just tapered off. We'll bring the food up to you guys. No, but it's good. It feels good.

What did Eric Adams say about the paraphernalia? It was showing where you could find drugs, right? Right, but he said something very funny about it. It was just like, yeah, make sure you check your teenagers' data. You can look in the jewelry box. A jewelry box of this nature. Maybe a simple jewelry box, but if you look through it closely, you don't know what your child may be hiding. For instance, a gun.

But behind them, cameras. Try to determine what's taking place. Behind a picture frame, you can find bullets. It's always when your child brings in his popular knapsack with many different locations. His popular knapsack. So look forward to see what exactly is your child carrying in addition to a book.

Something simple as a crack pipe. Something simple as a baby doll. Something simple as a crack. Could be just a baby doll, but also could be a place where you could secrete or hide drugs. Run your hands over the pillows and see if you feel anything that's unusual.

Like a pillow like this with a button is a perfect invitation to hide something. I've felt something bumpy, I will reach in, see what it is, just look and see what it is. It's a gun. A fucking gun is a pillow. Perfect place to hide cocaine. You can look in the jewelry.

Teenagers in the cartel. Him coming out to deny that he took any money from Turkey, wearing a fez with, like, the tassel is so fucking funny. He did the Mets, Yankees cross the four hat. People are pissed off at that. Oh, what a character. What a character. And he's not stepping down, right? I don't think so. I don't... Yeah, I think he's got to just fight through it.

You right there, big boy?'s got to just fight through it. You're right there big boy Yeah, yeah, I apologize don't do that tonight. Just pass it on to me. No, I'm gonna take a nap You're gonna be in the mostly sports of the QuickPix studio Question I probably do the people are walking around good question. Well, we need someone in the yaks to someone I don't know Well, probably well-. Steven. Yeah. Oh God. They did you 30. They labeled the Quick Pick Studio Shy Pod Studio to change that. Oh no. Surprised they didn't do it. The mincy studio. Yeah. Mincy is

officially going to the game on tomorrow night. So yeah, he hasn't been down there in a while. Yeah, he had me scheduled for wake up, mincy tomorrow. And he texted me, he said, gonna go ahead and cancel. I need to go to New Orleans for a thing. Yeah. So he came up to me yesterday, he said, Sean Payton's daughter wants to do a meeting with Sean Payton before the game for like 90 seconds. Apparently Sean Payton's a big fan of Mincy. Oh, gotta go. Yeah, you have to.

I mean the content that's gonna come away from that 90 seconds. Sean Payton's daughter once... It said that Mincy can meet Sean Payton. If I know anything about NFL coaches, their favorite thing to do is meet fans before the game. Correct. They love it. Correct. So that's gonna happen. And probably make Sean Payton's day. Is it? Yeah. Yeah a video of him and Sean Payton with no sound. Yeah it's yeah it's and Sean Payton I can't wait to see Sean

Payton's interaction with him. He's like what is this? It's not like Sean Payton's returning to New Orleans for the first time. Oh yeah he is yes that Yes, yes, that is true. Yes, yes, the sight of his glory. Yep. Means he's only returning for the fourth time. So is WOM now only Tuesday to Wednesday? WOM? WOM. WOM, oh WOM, yeah, WOM.

I think it's whatever day he's here. Yeah. WOM. Last week, was it last week? There was no one at all. There was. That's the joy of the show. You don't know. Yeah, you know, it's on or not. Right. It surprises you. It's always a nice treat. It's the best. It's the best way to get, you know, a really good audience is just

surprise people. That is cool. Yeah. Musician surprise drops a song. Yeah, it's like a it's like a pop up show. Yeah. Yeah. Cool. Yeah musician surprise drops a song. Yeah, it's like a it's like a pop-up show. Yeah. Yeah, well mincy wake up or not It's a pop-up podcast. Yeah, we are repetitive with our cadence mincy is not he's playing jazz. Yeah, it's like right God Yeah, he's the jazz of podcast. We're the formulaic tire. Yeah same shit every day at the same time We're just slowly we're slowly dribbling the ball up the court. Mincy's traveling. He's not even showing up to the court. Yeah.

Falling on his face. Whom. Whom. He's going Dennis Rodman. He'll be on vacation sometimes for a game. Yeah. Yeah. Whom.

Vegas. We've got to get Connor into here. How about this dinner? It looked incredible. Look great Also a yak listener pointed out We have to add to the wheel dinner with white socks Dave. Yes, so that was just beyond the wheel now Okay, just one of us with Dave. Yes. Well, then maybe you have to add I like the third Yeah, yeah, that's third one of you and then a random third and they can't say and it will have to be that dance They have to go. Yeah when it happens it has to be that day. Yeah, so that's, one of you and then a random third and they can't say and it will have to be that

Yeah, what it happens it has to be that day. Yeah, so that's office wheel for the third What office wheel for yeah, yeah, that's what we did yesterday and we had certain team in a row mouse trap back on instead Let's roll with white socks day one time, okay. Oh Look at that Clean Oh, no. Clean shaven's just hanging out there, man. It's just been... What if that happens today? ...waiting for us, and it's gonna suck so bad.

Is it just one person or are we doing the whole show? It's one person. I think it's one person. Who's it gonna suck for? Me? I think I would look maybe better with... I look like a headless Barbie doll when I fucking shit because I'm just round lair

No, just has that nub It's I know because I that's the only thing I would do to them is decapitate. Yeah You're that kid would lay. Yeah, it was satisfying mm-hmm pop it right off Now I would make it a thing. Yeah, she deserved ritual like what did she do I? Had the I loved the grocery set with the mini Paper bags and like a Barbie heart the mini celery the mini vegetables was your house it was yeah, I used it You went you went Sid from Toy Story? Popping off the heads mm-hmm. Yeah, I guess

Girls had better toys Yeah, there's yeah, okay, what are the best girl toys hula hoops were good the mini kitchen Little fairies with the wings you would pull them and they would fly up But they've come out with some really good like trucks. Are there good trucks now? Trucks, Hot Wheels. Awesome Hot Wheels. Oh, Hot Wheel track with a loop.

I grew up in He-Man Transformers GI Joes and that was the big three. Nerf guns. Nerf guns. I think we made them pretty good. Yeah, girls aren't allowed to touch those. I might just be more into that shit. American Girl Dolls. I love the computer game

where you can customize their hair. Yeah. Oh, no. What's going on here, boys? Uh, we're in touch. Did you see, by the way, I don't know how it came up, but Jersey Jerry made a bet with Max last night that if Russell Wilson throws six touchdowns

on Sunday night in that game, he has to jerk Max off. Was it a bet or did he say I'll do it? He said he'll do it. And then one, I don't I feel like that's the wrong side for Max. I don't know if I would. Yeah, who win? I think it'd rather jerk off.

He would get jerked off by Jerry. But then Max was like, I don't want to be part of this. And Malisek, weirdly, said he's in. Shocking. Jerry's gonna go right through Max's underwear hole. I gotta do this for you, buddy. You're right. I won't. Listen, if Rusty throws six touchdown passes,

I'll give Max a handjob live. You clapped. In the Jets game, not overall, in the Jets game. He has to throw six touchdown passes. Can you imagine that? What would we do? I'm not a part of this. I don't give a fuck.

You're a part of it, yes! I'm not a part of this. I'd have to give you a live handjob. I'm not a... Six touchdown passes? Yeah. you're part of it. Yes. I have to give you a live hand job. Six touchdown passes. Yeah. Throw. Yes. No running. No running. Throw six touchdown season. And then yeah, man. Imagine when he throws that fifth touchdown pass on three minutes left in the third. Oh my god. He's never done it. He's never thrown six in a game. Yet. Yeah, and then fill in for a maliceck,

bring your turn. I'd 100% make that deal. Russie sucks. Is that why you're making that deal, maliceck? Like, why even get yourself into that? He just inserted it. He's like, oh, a handjob bet's going on? I'm in. You could just scroll past that. Count me in for the handjob. There's no risk. You could just scroll past that. It's like nothing in it for him. Count me in for the hand chop. It makes it...

There's no risk. This won't happen. Yeah, I'll throw my hat in the ring. You don't have to. Yeah, he wouldn't. Oh, he's going to show up in a full Russell Wilson uniform. On Sunday night. Let's go, Russ.

Come on, buddy. Where's Connor? Get Connor. Where's Connor? Yeah, he's like right out there seconds behind Connor get in here me Say he has to watch 16 people turned him down. Do you guys see Dave's new dog Pete the Beagle? He's so cute I've got a second dog. Yeah, the second dog a second dog has hit the hit the port in our house. Beagle is going to bark a lot. Because I've been trying to push Dave into I really want

this Beagle to be a for profit Beagle because he gives all the money away for peaches merch. I want this guy I want Pete to just be Spain all our stuff. Oh yeah. Yeah. Now just make it very clear. I yesterday was a troubling on the day. Oh my God. It was troubling. Oh my God. That's I didn't know that about him. Both things. The corn dog and he can't handle a fishing rod. David never eaten a corn dog. Yeah. That was crazy. That was insane. The whole video was not even not only just not eating it. He didn't know what was inside. He's like. They go hot hot dogs in here

And then he said uh oh you put mustard on this then he walked over and put ketchup Dogs are the most delicious thing like ever also they're everywhere. It's not like a regional true. No they're everywhere Never had one surely you know what they are Dog is in the net. Where's he think a dog come he didn't know there was a hot dog beneath. He thought it was just corn Corny dog one bite every nose rules. You just eat it straight I had no idea that was a hot dog. How is that possible? It kind of did, yeah.

What? It pissed me off. Yeah, no, it's a cro- Well, you know what? It pisses me off not because like- Goes right to the ketchup. Yeah. I- like weirdly I'm pissed off more than like-

I had no idea it was a hot dog. Corn dogs are the most- they're so delicious. They're wonderful. Unbelievable. I don't know how you could go that far- More than like corn dogs are the most they're so delicious. They're wonderful I don't know how you go that far that long in life without avoiding it especially mini corn Connor nice shoes mini corn dogs They're incredible. Oh a wise You know he's had those shoes for a decade since I was 12 12 your high shoes I got yeah, you weren't here yesterday for that. Yeah, he he when he was 12 12 your high shoes. Oh, yeah, you weren't here yesterday for that Yeah, he he when he was 12 years old

He bought those shoes and his mom said they better last a while so he bought size 13 140 back Lee indices size 13 My my 2012 USA Nike gold medal hyperdome you saw that coming. Yeah, you landed exactly on 13 How often do you wear them now that you're 13? Oh never I? Just I used to wear them all the time to school back when I was in middle school And I had them and they looked like clown shoes, but now I just keep them up in my closet. We learned that about Connor yesterday because he was wearing pants? You wore them when they didn't fit and when they do fit you don't wear them? Yeah, well because I used to be like a sneaker head back in the day and this was heat and I would wear them to school. Oh my god.

People were like, oh my god, Connor, those are sick shoes. But now nobody's like, oh, Connor, great shoes. You can learn new Connor every day. I mean, he came in with sweatpants that were baggy and he was like, yeah, I'm doing the laundry for my one pair of jeans. These are my sweatpants I had from when I was in middle school.

And we're like, what do you mean? He bought just baggy clothes in middle school being like, someday I'll grow. He made his identity early in his life. Yeah. I found out something yesterday his identity early in his life. Yeah Yeah, I found out something yesterday because these are now clean jeans, but Meeks upstairs said that you are not supposed to wash jeans at all Instead you should put them in a bag no put them in a freezer

Yeah, I did not know that no study done You can wash bacteria from a pair of unwashed jeans for a year and jeans are regular regularly washed same or you could Buy raw denim and you're not supposed to wash those ever wait What he was just saying if you put your jeans in the freezer it kills all the bacteria does essentially this what about washing them Then you'd have to go through a different process But if you're just wanting to wash your jeans because you feel like your dirty body you've worn them a couple times You're like I want to throw these in the laundry. You should not be doing that. He said I don't know well What's the downside to just washing them in the laundry it ruins the quality of the genomes of the gene?

Mm-hmm. I'm not buying. I don't know. I'm not buying any jeans get better with our good jeans get better every time you wash them I'm not buying any jeans get better with or good jeans get better every time you wash them Beats me. I don't know. I'm not a gene guy that sounds like somewhere Tick-tock trend that someone saw and now they're telling everyone about frozen jeans if you if you buy raw denim It's so rough that they stand up on their own. I knew that put them up in the corner. Yeah, it sounds like the path What's what's raw? Yeah? Raw denim is different. I don't know how. As opposed to, I've never had. But maybe rare denim?

What is Connor wearing? Am I wearing like stepped on jeans? I got like baby powder in denim? Well done. Yeah, well done. Well done. Raw forms to your legs. You want the pure denim?

You want pure, uncut denim. Yeah, can't feel your face. Not pre-washed, no chemicals. Wow. Where do you get denim then? What is it? I'm out on this. This sounds like a lot of work just to wear jeans. They're like denim hardos. Yeah, it's essentially like a baseball mitt.

Denim hardos? Yeah, they talk about like raw Japanese pure indigo denim. Oh, shit. They're like denim hardos. There's hardos for everything. Why don't you make the Japanese version of everything better? I'm going to say something that might be very conscious ships in their KitKats Yeah, they go too crazy with that peach mint flavored late. I don't want a green tea KitKat

I'm gonna get really controversial for a second if I can I'm totally fine. Just washing my clothes. It's easy. No, I agree. I think that's a totally normal thing to do I don't think we have to rethink that one cold card You know what else is coming into vogue people saying you shouldn't wash your hair. Yeah, that's been that's a totally normal thing to do. I don't think we have to rethink that one. Quote card. You know what else is coming into vogue? People saying you shouldn't wash your hair. Yeah, that's been a while. Fiddleberg's been on that for five years. I'm fine just washing my hair every day.

You're not supposed to use shampoo every day. Yeah. It takes the oils out of your hair. But I agree with you. I also am fine with just washing my hair every day. Doesn't bother me. Yeah. Yeah, I fell victim to that too.

Now I'm once a week, and I don't know if that's right. It feels dirty. But you're still getting your hair wet, though. It's just not a matter of- Yeah, but what's that do? You're not soaping it out. Like, it's not. How often does Malicite wash his hair?

Once every two years? Never, right? Never. His hair is never. His body's never. Biannually or something. I don't know. OK, so Connor, how was last night? It was about last night

It was a lot of fun. We legitimately had a good time I wouldn't be shocked if we went again the three of us just lights on your own Yeah, if we just decided that we wanted to run that back I'd be totally for that you guys were that good of a crew we it was it was three hours What were the conversation our it was? What was the one hour Three hours? What was the bill? You were talking about one hour. The bill? Yeah.

350? Oh, that's not bad. Before, before, Tim. Are you talking about work? You talking about sports? We talked about a conglomerate of things. We talked about, yeah, we talked about movies. White Sox Dave was giving me horror movie recommendations because

I'm not into horror. We were talking about the Bears. I was asking a shit ton of questions. I always love hearing about other fan bases and what they think about their teams. How many hours was dedicated to the White Sox? Also, Dave's Bears opinions can be hit or miss. It sounds like your entire conversation was skewed towards what it was. Yeah, but I love hearing about white sex I was picking his brain. I didn't realize he had been in the company for he had he's been at the company for as long as I've had these shoes. Yeah, he's been the company. He's been in the company It's like 2012

So I was picking his brain about that and all the changes and obviously before the Belmont office during the Belmont office You know where he's lived around the city and whatnot Like it was it was a lot of fun. Just learning about you're like best friends with White Sox, Dave Now, I think so we walked home afterwards. What? Yeah, like we left the together. Yeah, we all as a trio beautiful How did you say goodbye? We got to a good street where it was like, okay, Dave Was like I'm gonna take off here and then me Lance, we had to come back to the office. And what did you was a dapper?

Yeah, we dapped each other up. That was a ton of fun. I think that was great. Look at this. Yeah. But this is this is why we did it. We thought Connor can get along with anybody. Yeah. And we proved that again. Yeah. This video was the perfect embodiment of what the night was. He gave cheffing it up.

Dave took full control of the meal. He had all the recommendations. Was he the alpha of the group undeniable? Yes, yes he was. All right. But he felt like. Why'd he hand it to him? I don't know.

But he was always very selfless, like oh you guys haven't tried this, you go first. Like you guys take this. This is how you do it. That's just, that's just a slice of steak. Very selfless. Very selfless, big cats money. I'd love to go back there. Why are we using our hands for? I don't know, he was just like here, This is how you do it I'd love to go back there. Why are we using our hands for I don't know he was just like here Just grab it, but then he goes here. Yeah

Three hours, I mean I do I'm not surprised cuz white socks. Dave is a fun hang You animals oh I see Use a fork and knife and then he oh Scarfs down the whole thing he tried to bite into it, and then he was like I fuck it Let me just take the whole thing nice nice It was a great time the food was spectacular. He had a lay in the land. He knew what to order also the service One of the best waiters that I've ever had in my life Wow really where he was like okay?

This is how we're going to do it. You guys order whatever you want and then I'll fill in the cracks. Like wherever you guys, if I think there was something that could compliment what you ordered, then I'll put it in there for you. I'll throw it in extra. And then you guys can try pretty much everything that we have. That's it was awesome. The idea is so this is the outcome we were hoping for for the Malisek dating show.

Yeah, yeah. But yeah, Lance is also such a great hang. That's it was awesome idea. So this is the outcome we were hoping for for the malisec dating show. Yeah Yeah, but yeah Lance is also such a great hang. It's a great dude So yeah, such a such a good guy and now would it hurt you though if we had white socks Dave come in after this He's like I had a terrible time. Oh, did not enjoy it. I I don't think it would honor is a little much I ever again. I also don't think I'd say there's a I ever again. I also don't think I'd say there's a 0.0001 percent chance he would say that well you said there was a hundred percent chance Dawson was gonna go That's why that's well in fairness Why the fuck is TCU true having a long night event the one night that we're trying to do something like this

He came up to me. He sent me a picture from the the riff-ram jam Whatever the Chancellor no actually it might have been but he took a picture where he was sitting in that arena and yeah there was somebody up on stage at a lectern and he's like sorry bro here I am probably green screen yeah probably we didn't need proof from Dawson so there were there were 17 there were 17 people who said no I will go back reevaluate the names figure out exactly who I can give passes to. And then there are still some people on the list. I imagine who I might have to Oh, Schindler's list. Are you going to be done? Done so with them? Not done. So but

maybe look at them slightly differently. Connors doghouse possible. Conner, pick two done. So people that you're just done. I can't remember who. Big T was pretty hard. But Big T, that's his whole personality. He's not a social, hey, let's hang out outside of work type of guy. So I'm fine with Big T. Stefan kind of the same way. But I'd have to go back and check out

who I thought had a real chance of tagging along. Geno-licious boss. His only excuse was he has to watch the show he's currently on. That's true. And I'm one of the biggest Geno heads that we have here. Yeah, that's true. Malisek is probably the biggest one.

Oh, there's multiple. It's a Geno head army, yeah. He put together a highlight reel yesterday of his appearance on the show. The best Geno head moments from the show. It has copyrighted music. It's one of the, Bitch I'm a boss. It's that one. oh, but John will both since it's that one. Oh, yeah So he did like fucking Gino highlights. Yes Of his two minute guest appearance

oh My god for Gino heads only yeah, so I'm a Gino head so I watch it so right now This is what he had to get home to do yeah video three minutes of He did slow mo for some reason. It was a non-stop heat I guess Yeah, well not in I'm excited that you had fun, so the oh here. Oh, yeah, this is where was the geno bomb? Kick it into overdrive Yeah, I don't know

He would have made a movie out of the dinner then oh my god, yeah And there were a ton of people who came up to me who denied yesterday And then they came back up to me today, and they're like it looked like a lot of fun I said yeah sure shit did You turned it down, so yeah, it's just a little salt in the wound from them. Slightly, yeah. Three hours, that's a lot, Connor. Was there cocktails?

We started out, they just brought out wine. I'm assuming it was on the house, like we didn't ask for it. And we drank some wine, then there were some appetizers. I can't remember, Dave was the one who was ordering everything on the menu so I don't know the exact terms of what we had. Lobster, there was obviously the steak that we had there, we had broccolini, mushrooms, really good bread cheese balls kind of, I don't know what you would use to describe them, but they were bread like you would get at any standard restaurant filled with this doughy cheese. Yeah, there's a what we had later for the entrees, stuff the crab, crab. But then there was also a

muscles. Yeah, there we go. Get Dave in here. There was also that sweet potato that was amazing. Dave, quickly before you, I don't know you probably heard anything Connor said how was the night? It was lovely. Oh Thank You Dave great. Yeah three hours. Yeah, that's I think I I got home at night Yeah, your guys's plan was where did you guys have butterflies when you got home thinking about how great night? Yeah Yeah, I was in a food coma so I was swiftly out But yeah until that until my eyes shut yeah Yeah, that's great Wow. Oh, yeah, this is gonna be something you do again. Maybe sure what do you have to say the people that said no? Nothing, I would have said no to I get it. Okay. I understand it

Are you nervous seeing him again the next day at work? No is it awkward? I think we got to know each other very well. Yeah. Name one thing you learned about Dave. I learned that he's getting big into physical fitness and that he's trying to better himself. This was a first date. So now you name one thing you learned about.

He said that obviously it was a great dinner last night, but ultimately he's better himself. This was a first date. So now you name one thing you learned about Connor. He said that, like, obviously it was a great dinner last night, but ultimately, you know, he's That was what would have been the actual no for me is that I am trying to be healthier. Yeah. And that was obviously not exactly a healthy thing. So what did you learn about Connor?

Where he's from. I didn't know he was from the South. Yeah. Only 24. From the South, Brandon. Right? 24? Yep, 24. Connor um where he's from I didn't know he was from the south yeah only 24 on the south brand right 24 yep 24 His agent where he's from Yeah, but beside that it was just general pleasant convo Well, yes, we had also never really fully talked one on no. I don't think we had ever had a I so it's learning mannerisms It's learning. I think y'all talked about White Sox Dave topics the entire three hours. No, I don't think so I

Thought I was totally fine for when we talk about Penn State at all no no talk about the White Sox no We talked about the Bears a lot. Yeah, we thought that was also cuz Lance was there and Lance's yeah I spent you talk about the Eagles slightly. Yeah, yeah, I was Sabrina Carpenter Him up, but about her she came up once. Air Transplants, Star Wars? Did we talk? No, but we did talk about movies. We talked about Joker. We talked about Joker a lot. Yeah, we did talk about Joker. Yeah, just general ice-breaking guys being dudes chilling eating dinner. But it never, it never felt like small talk. For me,

I mean there was a lot of, oh wow, like this food is really good. It was a lot of that. It was really good. Oh, fuck this shit. Yeah mean there was a lot of a while like this food is really good It was a lot of was really good fuck this so yeah It was a lot of that but outside of that it wasn't like I think weather or something lance being there was a nice little Yeah, icebreaker wasn't exactly a blind date Third wheel I Didn't I wouldn't can know what did what did Lance spring as far like? Lance is just an awesome blue guys. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah good to have around All right, so Dave we've added dinner with white socks Dave onto the wheel so if it happens

Someone from the show will have to go and then we'll have to find a third it will happen to be that day I think that people are gonna start Like there's not gonna be a 17. Yeah, I get to pick. I can't say no anymore. I can't say no anymore Yeah, okay, okay, I think it actually should just be the same restaurant I think we should we should we should the only way we stop doing this is when everyone in this office has gone to That restaurant with whites. Did you talk at the restaurant was I said the waiter was maybe the best waiter that yeah So you how many night? I'm sorry how many nights in a row you guys think you could do that dinner Before you get sick of it. I wouldn't be a matter of getting sick of it

It would just be the time so guys want to run it like yeah run it back. I gotta be here Yeah, we gotta be here tonight. We'll go there for lunch. Yeah, you know you'll give you excuse absence. I got a cell We spin the wheel see who goes with them. Yeah I'll agree to it once like quarterly. I got a cell I got a yeah, I got a schmooze I was told I got a schmooze last question Connor. Did you get to sleep? I did okay? Yeah, when I said that obviously I was going to sleep But I was just really tired that day, and I wanted to make sure I got some proper sleep. I got a good, like, 6 1 1 2 7 hours.

What time did you go to bed? Well, I was mainly just, like, I got home, and I had to do some more work before I went to sleep. So I got to bed around, like, 11 30 midnight, and then woke up around 6 30. Why are you waking up that early? Because I like to wake up early, get my day started. I look for, like, topics for mostly sports on Twitter.

I do some work, I do some editing, and then I come here. Oh, wow. I like to do work at home before I get here, because once I get here... At the bistro. Exactly, at the bistro. You never know what's going to happen when you get here. Never know.

Like yesterday, when I thought I was popping on the show for five minutes. And then it was an hour and 45. And then it turns into the entire episode. And then we do a three hour dinner at Roseros. I honestly I was supposed to stream with Rudy starting at seven ish last night and we couldn't because our date went a little long.

It was they layered it perfectly where it was appetizers come out and then we finished those and immediately this next but we ordered a bunch of stuff and they were even layering that like our odd right They would like cut it in half if they knew that we didn't yeah They you kind of eyeball what you want like if you want a steak you say all right steak And then they kind of like piece it together from there. It's really cool. What a great time He's fucking it's a it's a good spot, and we shared everything and we were scooping from the same ice cream That is true in the tram it was splendid it was really fun all right well. Oh, wow. That is true. Lady and the Tramp. It was splendid.

It was really fun. All right. Well, thank you, boys. Thank you. Thank you. Maybe today. Yeah, thank you. Can I have my credit card back?

Oh, yeah. Thank you. And thank you to Stella Blue Coffee. Yeah. Yeah, Bully Beans and Butter Cookie. Butter Cookie is a fan favorite. Bully Beans, our first espresso roast, out now. Are there some lying around?

I believe so. Yeah. StellaBlueCoffee.com. I'm going to I believe so yeah, so blue coffee calm. I'm gonna steal Thank you, Dave. No problem. I feel like dinner with white socks days gonna be a hit yeah people are gonna want it Yeah, that's I'm saying I said before you came down here I was like Dave's a fun hang like this is not I'm not surprised you guys had a good time I can turn it on yeah, I want to yeah I sent X to David a nice dinner at the after the pun stream and it's great He ordered drinks for me. It was awesome. Yeah, did you bring up like your miss?

Construed reputation like you tell hey guys like I'm actually a normal dude. I'm not a dumbass Yeah, that kid you did say that one. Yeah, well it was it was like I think I packaged it in a way I'm like a lot of people don't realize I've been here for 12 years So I'm a little different as a 23 year old than 35 year old. That's longer than you've had those shoes. Yeah Yeah, well, it's awesome It's also we've got into it like a deep discussion of how there is a character that you put on on air But then also there's the real person and you know obviously a lot of people outside of the barstool world don't fully understand that But you met the real Dave yeah well love it all right

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made another TikTok about me. Did they? Yeah. About you or starring you? Starring me without my permission. Ugh. I don't know if you can go to Hannah Montoya's Instagram But yeah She did it to me

Goddamnit is actually a kind of funny one But like I also don't I need to I need to they need they need to give me a waiver before they use me Mm-hmm. What did it make you look stupid vulnerable? fat gay gay Fat or gay, I don't know Here in the Northwest suburbs. You better keep your eyes peeled Yeah, please start warning people after a big cat sighting to youing is live tonight with more on the pretty funny danger Tia But I didn't tell me anything so that was an honest reaction. Yeah, whip around They're just standing in front of my office doing that that was yeah, that was a wild air like that one

They're scary though. They called Hank old. Oh Yeah, no me Oh man, do you ever see the like they go around a locker room and ask people what they consider old no Yeah, fuck We're all like we're all old. Yeah, y'all are old. What do they say? Always like 26.

These are at the pros. And then like the youth hockey players will be like 19 or 2002. Yeah. This is like the new trend on social media, where they're like, people forget this guy was a real problem. And it would be like, Michael Redd highlights. Yeah.

Like, Andrew Pogat. Yeah, the guy that played. No, we, Sam Decker had a tweet about it, saying, Andrew Pogat was the number one pick. That wasn't some obscure guy. Yeah, naming the obscure player. Yeah. Yeah. That's not an obscure. That wasn't like your guy the naming Like that's not an obscene wanted he won a title and he was a number one pick yeah, but it makes me feel old

TJ you got a sparkle for us This is gonna be good oh cool Sir gay bar Okay, let's wait we gotta we gotta make sure that we don't fuck really JR's it could also be juniors yeah Anybody know I know Western Sizzlin's a steakhouse Okay, hold on oh the hitching's post that's definitely a gay bar No, that could be a steakhouse. All right, come on. Jay is I think is a you don't get a steakhouse I get it. It's my last name, but I'm confident in steak. Now you get it. It's definitely I've been doing You think JR is a steak? Yes. What do you think Brandon? I think I'd sign off on steak steak. We go on steak Right. We're right. Why is it red? That's just red steak steak we go on steak right we're right red red red it's wrong yeah we're wrong

why got over 20 right oh jose gay bar no that's that's a steak house okay they're not gonna go to gay bars on the right I think they would okay is Joe again how Joe's is gay bar I think a steakhouse goes hot Tahoe Not too gay of an area But yeah, but it's literally saying goodbye to women is what it translates Y'all call it if it's not in Tahoe, it's a gay bar. Yeah gay bar. Yes Okay, this is obviously a steakhouse This is a steakhouse

I'm confused by the answer. What are the answers? It says red there that means they're wrong, but they're showing what we put yeah, why would they do that? I don't know make any fucking sense make any fucking sound play the answer not the I'm going to say I think it's Gable Oh X. Oh X is like hug kiss Imagine ox is a very staky all right. Let's read. Let's redo this. Let's go around in the circle, okay when you're out you're out, okay, so Titus you start this is steakhouse Bang all right tight still in This is no we're gonna go okay strip house KB

Steakhouse and wait this if you win you get a graphic on the Instagram. That's you were awarded gayest steak. Yeah claim jumper I'm gonna go gay bar I'm gonna go gay bar. Ow! Oh, fuck. Damn it. Oil can Harry's. Come on, Brandon.

I'm gonna go gay bar. Yeah, you know your gay bars. Yes, I do. Remington's has to be a steakhouse. Yes. I've had it. Oh! No, no.

It is a steakhouse. Oh, I know that. Chicago. Oh. I know this one. Vicky, you're out. All right, Danny. This sucks, Dan. It's a steakhouse oh He's out so it's just tightest case, so I feel like Silverado sounds like a steakhouse which is why it's a gay bar

Wait, I've been to Woody's No Yes, I'm good at this two things Okay Cap The tip of a cap is way more It's two things. Okay Cap The tip of a cap is way more Sexual than steak II Usually not accepted at a steakhouse

Gay bar Yeah Alright, Brandon Barbarian. That could be this. This feels like it's two on the nose. Steakhouse. Nice. Oh, way to go. Me? Yeah, you guys are round three.

Buckhorn Exchange. This is maybe the best one. That just doesn't make any sense as a game. I'd be inclined to check that out, regardless. Time's not an issue, boys. I'm doing Steakhouse. Wow. Your good, dude. I'm doing I'm doing steak house Wow your good. Is it really good to start the timer? We could just go in practice mode too late, I think I Just just get through it

You have a minute. He be KB. I can't Like a rugged statesman I would never say sizzling with that without the G bar That's oh brand inverse tight ease gay bar Wow Titus one these are two Titus congrats. I mean that's that's too easy though. Wait, what is like me? What is the hitchings post? I think that's just like it's got to be gay

anvil's gay bar Cut is okay. Oh Yeah cut should be a white horse a bar interesting That was a fun sport. Good. Good sport. Titus is the winner on a lot of new good spots. Titus is bringing. Did you get rid of it? Yeah. If we had to go to one of those gay bars right now,

which one would you choose? Let's get a second here. Ask him. I think the white horse and maybe I think Woody's. Yeah, Woody's oil can Harry's. Is that the width of the penis or they Yeah, woody's I've actually been to one of these gay bars before Flaming Saddle saloon is a New York City 8th Avenue like 52nd 53rd Street. I lived around the corner from it and very weird it's a what's that what is it Coyote ugly is that them that's a woman bar yes but

they do that with dudes if you tip the bartenders they get up on the bar and then they dance shirtless I swear to fucking god if you ever do that again I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm Yeah, my kid was sick Donnie. I had to leave Che what did you did you how long did you stay? not very One drink. How many dicks did you suck? That's a great question. None none there were some Dick swing around though. You saw dicks. I don't think from the part is a very weird scene

I wasn't super comfortable weights that that was an evasive answer. Yeah, see penises Not like whole After you see a penis Stephen Che yes or no a full penis no did you see a penis Stephen Che? Yes or no a full penis? No, did you? Yes, okay, what would our penis fly open middle part? How do you see the middle part of a penis I feel like they were just being flash around I don't know that's not my establishment But no, but like the middle you don't just see the middle you can't just that's impossible No way just see the middle

So have no way you're trying to sound greater Yeah, this is a guy who sucked a dick Like you wouldn't say middle part. Yeah, you sucked a dick that was coming out of a jean zipper So you didn't see the beginning of it, and you didn't see the end of it was in your mouth You only saw the middle of the dick the boxer flap was unbuttoned. Yeah Middle part of the dick to have a middle to by the way Is not a story by any means It's an end that climaxes wait Steven you do understand what your answers to all those questions make it very suspect.

That's fine. I was there on a date with a woman, so... Uh, she thought you were gay. Yeah. Uh, it was either my ex-girlfriend or my wife. Uh, I mean, we lived together at the time, so it was like, Hey, let's stop in this place. Check it out. Middle part of the penis. Not my thing.

Is that a middle of a dick? It's a middle of a dick. It was right outside my apartment, so yeah, it was... Oh, bro, put your middle dick away. Yeah, there you go. Oh ninth, ninth sorry. Yippee. Apology accepted. Nick you used to live by this no? It'd be great if we. Oh he's seen some middles. Don't try to put Nick into this. No. It'd be great if we scrolled back and it was just Shane just with like a leash around him. I believe Jeff D. Lowe lived on the corner.

I lived in Fie Die. Did Jeff ever go to it? Yeah. Did he see any before? Oh wait, what's the ripped Toby Keith? Oh wow, that's beautiful. Yeah, that's very nice. Middle dick's out for Toby.

Are you going to specify on that chair? Sorry, what was the question? The middle dick What about it? You realized the circumstances to veil the end in the beginning, but not the middle would be borderline impossible I Feel like it was like I don't know there's a lot of weird shit going on in there. I Don't I feel like if people were just like Dumping them out or whatever is but only the middle

But why would you see the middle you were on a date with a girl while guys are still like their dicks out You would remember I mean jumping it out is also not that's not penis. That's dumping out his tits It's you don't dump out a penis and it wouldn't be dumped out of you pull out of middle you flash your penis You can flop out a penis as well. Yeah, also you could have just answered the question. Yeah. Yes Being evasive is makes me raise a ton of questions. Yeah, it's fine. How many non-stephen penises have you seen in person? I Mean like locker rooms and stuff, but that's growth When they're in a locker room, they're not a damn situation. Yeah, I'll be under a handful What are you looking at me for? Well? I was gonna ask this question Who here has seen the most penis is it you or KB? Maybe it might be marked

There's a ton of penis, and I don't mean most amount. I mean most combined penis. Yeah gotta be gotta be tired Well, he did rock that quiz. I did yeah, I've seen a lot of dick my life I don't know that's a great quote. Would you want to should we do it off air compare notes? I mean it's definitely me Yeah Remember I saw David Taylor's high school dick oh Not even in his full-grown. How old were you? An eighth grader, okay, yeah that man over there seeing Greg Hogan's dick. Oh, he's seen that he's seen a larger like collective My dad's my dad was a high school athletic director and I would I was raised I was raised seeing dick

We'll put it that way. I was popping in what real locker rooms molded from a very young age Did you did you set up the Frank and Greg? I did not I didn't know what's happening. Oh shit Yeah, Greg texted me That's so funny. I was stunned. Yeah, that's awesome. He wants to swing by here Yeah, I told him yeah, absolutely good Frank. He works here. Oh Greg yeah, yeah. Yeah Greg I didn't I haven't watched you yet. Is it out? I don't think so. No, they have a ton in the can by the way Really? They just Tate promoted that it was he is

Playing a role. He's just Causing hell there Tate is it's very fun driving right now. He's did you guys see the blow horn? Yeah, yeah blow horn. Yeah he's just The way it's shot and the way he kind of look all of it it feels very how perdish yeah, yeah his Yeah, I love it He's just doing it did the cowbell yesterday Yeah, Duke said he that Dukes himself took away the cowbell because the noise to him is like nails on a chalkboard To is Dukes on crutches again to all he does.

What the hell happened hairline for yeah. Yeah, he does fall. It was good like this time. Why is that your oh that's not your Mike Lee. I thought it was I realized it wasn't that has the Sacramento. That's the ball sack. Yes, hi done. It was delicious basket and I did end up eating most of it.

No, frankly not. Yeah, I don't think anyone likes Tate in New York. But they don't brush it off. They let him destroy them. He's just a one-man Tasmanian devil. Emotionally, I think he's just dominating. I'm trying to figure out, as I'm watching him in in New York is his behavior changed or has his location just changed? Look is he he's a troll out here but he's not a troll to this level. But I remember the first day

he came to work here he came at like 6 a.m. That's right. Where is that? And I told him I was like we're not doing this. Yeah. I think he knows he can maintain it out there because he's only there for a couple days. Right. Right. And then he'll come back and he's got to... I mean, he works with us. I like Tate. And so he wouldn't... It's just very funny.

And he's just eating peeps nonstop. Also kind of crazy for him to get there at like 830 when he has a Yankee stream until midnight. I know. He's a hard worker. Grinder. So the blog. Well, are the- 7.09 a.m.

Yeah. Well, that's our time. Okay. DJ. I got the New York guys accepting the troll and laughing with it. I don't know. Yeah, is there anybody, does he have any allies in New York?

I haven't talked to any of those guys. I don't know. That's a good question. I don't know the people in the New York office, obviously, as well as you guys do. He might have some- We get him to zoom in and ask if he's got any allies from his New York desk. Yes, does he have any allies? I think they know that he wants them to get riled up so they're purposely not getting yeah, but it's almost still working

Right and they are our co-workers. I still Is part of it was shoot. I like all those Duke strikes me as a guy that would be like this is kind of funny But he's over him to steal the cow bomb like he must have no allies there I like all those Duke strikes me as a guy that would be like this is kind of funny, but he Him to steal the cow bomb like he must have no allies there Yeah, does he have a Duke's loves noises? Oh, he's definitely gonna if Gaz is there. He's got a gas gas Yeah, yeah, Gaz is telling him to go more. I feel like Jack Mack would enjoy him, too Yeah, yeah, who's filming all the stuff for him? Ravi probably Travi or Liam Probably cameras. Do you think that there will be an enemy that surpasses Kelly?

For tape that'd be hard. I think now Nate that one is Kelly Tate thing is it's there is real Palestine there their children will hate each other. Yeah, it's not It's like West Coast East Coast. Yeah, there's no It's never happened. It's like West Coast, East Coast. Yeah, there's no it's never happened. It's a blood feud. It absolutely is. I would love to see him get married, but I don't think it's going to happen.

I don't think so either. What a plot twist that would be. Yeah. And then he's just but then he's kind of owning himself because he goes on these Yankee streams in full uniform, just eating peeps and watching his team get their shit kicked out. Mm hmm. Yeah. Should I find a spot in the office or do it in the middle of everyone? He's brave man, he's a brave man that's for sure oh

I love this version of him. That's one word for it. I mean I think it's like Pete I know the people in New York don't like him Tate is very creative and he tries really hard Yeah, I bring it this person. This is what I'm saying this version of him This is what he did on our video game dynasty when you spiked the controller. No I know that's what I'm saying. It's like this is the reason we all love this is because he's not here doing this Yeah, yeah, but he's Now these outside of our walls and doing it somewhere else, but we that's pretty fucking funny I also we do I do like him. Well, we like him. Yeah, right

So he doesn't do it like with malice here and he's not doing more malice there But it's been treated like it is right. Yeah, the only difference is that we like them. Yeah, right. Yeah, so it's no one We can take the we can see the humor a little bit more clearly. I get it I get Yeah, I mean what someone should do in New York right now is just out blog them with a bigger horn. Yeah, right behind right like that's what you got to do It's just like right 25 blogs today and just horn horn base constant or they should eat one more peep than him Yeah, what would you go by go live when he goes live eating peeps? Yeah, eat more peeps What would you go by to be a bigger horn than that air horn gong mm-hmm a gong yeah, okay?

What are the what's the recall a man have oh? Yeah that thing I'd get like a fire truck. Yeah fire like horn Those are all ideas a tornado siren Turn it on The whole office is noise makers Everybody's gaining weight Making noise, but that's what you got to do. It's gonna revert to like tribalism. Yeah Again 20 pounds Is he stay in the length of the series? Yeah, or just like every time you write a blog pull the fire alarm I think so, but the series might not be might be

two more games. Yeah. Yeah, that is the funniest part that he's he's getting them and then he just has to sit there and just like that clip. I they dropped the ball in the first or maybe was the Aaron judge home run where they're going crazy and then he just opens up a bag of peeps. It's just stale peeps. Yeah, he's killing himself. Hey, what's up boys? How we doing? How peeps. Yeah, he's killing himself. Tate. Hey, Tate. What's up, boys? How we doing?

How you feeling? No. I'm doing fine. Well, we were curious. Well, first of all, how many peeps have you eaten? I've eaten 170. I'm having a peep show tonight. Either I die or I puke, and we'll see how it goes.

But live at 9 o'clock, I'm going to try and eat 150 in a row How do you feel? After the first day it was terrible After the second day, I thought I had sugar running through my veins and then after the third day I truly I called a dentist and I said am I gonna have to get new teeth my I'm brushing my teeth every 25 minutes Yeah, I feel like you should yeah, all right and now the reason we want you on is do you have any allies in New York Is anyone team tape you want anyone see a tape did you DAP anyone up yet touch their shoulder?

Yeah, I like Cody Lanza. He gets it I like Diggs is so dumb, but I like yeah. Yeah, that's no offense They asked you I like who you talking to it's gotta be dude. Oh, dude said go fuck yourself Oh wait get Dukes on here for a second. I'm a question reduce hobble over here team Dukes come here Dukes Do you said you're talking to yak are you oh shit Dukes don't like it. I like no don't tell Dukes I'm telling him. He's got a car. Yeah, big cat says come on You can't say no Yeah, he's mad. What I'm gonna know he doesn't like you. He's coming over. Oh, it's good. Oh wow

It's not we're cool, but shit Are you dudes problem he's here Dukes Alternate take off my AirPods Dukes. I can't off my AirPods. Dukes. I can't hear you yet. He can't hear you yet. What's up, Dukes? One second.

They can't hear me, can't they? Hey, Dukes. Yeah, we're good. Dukes, what happened? I mean, I don't know him. For him to just be like... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Dukes, chill out. You have fucking crutches again, dude. Yeah, this is no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Ankle one it's my broken hips. Oh legs. Yes, you're legless Yeah, I'm like this right now damn dude. So you loading you don't like the tape called you dumb Yeah, I mean I was nothing but nice

A lot of tension and like just to be like I like Dukes cuz he's done It's like how about cuz I was nice to you. I don't say that yeah, I mean I think that's kind of bullshit I was nothing but nice to you. I agree my stance Are you staying wait to say? To We have a misunderstanding here. I agree Dukes has been nice to me. We've streamed twice. He's been we've talked jackets I like Dukes. I called him dumb because he acts like an internet troll you like to see all the comments He acts like an internet troll you like to see all the comments The reason I called out dudes was because I brought the bell to try and increase, you know

Positivity in the workplace sure He does No, not that. No, no. I would not allow that. Wait, so he blows a horn every time? No, no, Gia. He does not do any of that. I would not allow that.

You guys just said he does that though. Well, no, he trolls us, but not in that way because I wouldn't allow that trolling. Gaz asked me what I would do if I was in charge of the blog. And I said, we need to produce a way to get people incentivized to blog. I came up with the blog bell. The blog bell was taken. I apologize, Dugs.

I don't, I do like you. I didn't mean to say that. Yeah, it just came across a little bit. Yeah. I like him because he's dumb. But so, yeah, yeah. I was mad at Dugs. He is dumb.

He didn't say he liked you because you were dumb. He just said he likes you also, separate thought. I'm sorry. Dugs, I love you. Hey're dumb. He just said he likes you also separate thought. I'm sorry I mean dudes. I love you. I bet I love you dudes Tate Do you wanna I wanted I was just when I saw the picture dudes all I was wondering was what's wrong with the other leg I was nervous Sorry, I also might have came in too hot Dudes you literally can do nothing that would make me mad?

This is like a rabid golden retriever. Yeah, all right. Yes No Nice person All right, dude. We love you dudes has anybody else ring the bell or? Sounded the horn or anything. Yeah, they was the thing. So so I had the blog bill Did the blog bill and then this morning it wasn't there. So then I went to well, I went to target They didn't have any bells. I went to CVS. They didn't have a bells I went to Macy's that in the bills and I found an air horn at a hardware store. Do you still have the horn?

Do I still have the horn? Oh Okay, he still got the horn so Oh, okay, yeah, he's still got the horn, it still works. Well, but then... Oh, I hear Clemmer. Oh, yeah! Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,, so then Billy finished the blog and came over to do it, and it was stolen. Oh. So, so now I have to, I've been playing nice and now I have to write a blog. Okay.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Ebony! Hey, Ebony! Ebony! Hold on, gotta do the AirPod thing. Ebony, I told you I got a horn. I'm saying you should just take a back.

Okay, okay. Okay. Okay. Ebony. Yeah, you're like a bad taser. Ebony, you can tase him. If he horns, tase him. Wait, wait, wait.

Y'all go, got it on camera, right? Big test, big test, I can tase his ass. Yeah. So I'm not gonna defy it? No, I said you could tase him. All right, that's it, that's it. She will tase him. She will. Oh, she will do it. Yeah, no, I said you could say so I take well, you don't do it yet. We'll tell you one. I really hope Ebony comes back with the tase. Yeah, you're done

Clemmer they want you So it doesn't seem like it's going well Clemmer what yeah, what are your thoughts on Tate? I think Tate's a bitch He wouldn't do any of this stuff in Chicago I asked him that he did do it He did do the same thing the first day. He was doing the shit. Yeah, you know what happened though, Dan? You told him to cut it out or else everyone's gonna hate him in the office. Well, have some might.

Yeah. May I speak? Yeah. The narrative was Tate's afraid to go to New York. He won't do it in New York. I came to New York. I've done the same thing. I beat him 20 on one from my living room in Ohio and now I'm beating him 20 on one here. I've got... Do you see all the content coming out in New York right I've done the same thing. I beat him 20 on one from my living room in Ohio, and now I'm beating him 20 on one here. I've got, do you see all the content coming out

in New York right now? 10 cameras around here. Clemmer's here. That's because you're talking out loud in the middle of the office. I had AirPods in to be fair. Clemmer, he does troll in different ways in Chicago. I did tell him he wasn't gonna do the early morning thing

because to be honest, like if you wanna do like, hey, who works hardest, it's gonna go bad for him. But he pulled the same fucking playbook? He's gonna do what he needs to do. He did. I did not. You did. I did not, what, because I made a peeps video

and no one was in the background? You literally had a picture of the door and you had a picture of security guard Pat letting you in he did do the same thing in Chicago though Clemmer the first day Clemmer have you thought about maybe doing what I was saying if I were there right now, and he was doing this to me I would just be like alright every time I write a blog. I'm pulling the fire alarm and just fight fire with fire No, cuz that cuz that's like that funny, Dan. That's good content. That would be funny. I don't think that's funny, Dan, because other people work here. But it's fine. I can't believe it.

How are 20 of you letting one guy beat you? Yeah, just go after him. Get a bigger horn! Honestly, we all just went and had a great lunch, a great time. I don't think he's beating us to anything. Wait, how did that... What? Get a bigger horn, Clint. We all went out and had a great time. I don't know. He's beating us to anything. How did that? What? Get a bigger horn. Went out and had a great lunch.

I got my first ever New York employee rankings blog almost done. Clever, clever, clever, clever, clever. Get a good clever career. Just get well in his rankings blog. Oh, hey, Clemmer, Clemmer, you're unranked because you didn't stay long enough yesterday. Oh my god. I went to a... Clemmer!

He's winning! I ain't no handgun! I gotta tell my boss. This is a blowout. You know where we were yesterday? We were shooting an out of order sketch. Clemmer! Clemmer, listen to me.

Clemmer, focus! Clemmer, listen to me. Get a bigger horn. Yes. Get a gong. get a big horn I don't think it's going well The backups are scored touch The walk-ons are in and they're scoring. Oh, man. Oh, boy. Alright, well, Tate, yeah.

Have fun. Uh... Oh, that's Ebony. Ebony's coming! Ebony's coming! Get him! Get him, Ebony! Oh, man, if he gets tasered. For Clemmer. Does she have the taser? Here, she don't want it. She can have it. That's Clemmer. He almost just got me murdered. Does she have the taser? Here, she don't want it.

She can have it. That's Clemmer. Ebony's the boss. Oh, yes. That was the first time I was nervous here. That was actually crazy. I thought she was going to kill me. Oh, man.

Clemmer might die if he gets tased. Well, you're doing a great job, Tate. Thanks, guys. Peace show tonight, 9 o'clock. All right, everyone tune in shoot in thank you Tate Okay, all right see you Tate no, yeah, no I was I was Get Ebony back on she probably shouldn't tase you I think we should get more Take Ebony back what's in the meantime? I was just go ahead. Sorry, and I want to run an idea by you

Yeah, doesn't look good for it doesn't look good for the Guardians right now, but should they win in the Mets win? Can I just stay for the month for the world? Yeah, if the Guardians somehow get to the World Series yeah, I think you'd have to That's fair. Here's Ebony. Hold on. I mean don't have to tell Ebony that wasn't don't don't don't Ebony I'm I'm retracting the tase Why cuz I? She raises a good point you gotta charge it up. Yeah, why was a good point? What could she do instead? You know what your palms work? Huh? He agrees to it. Then he you can tase him

if he agrees to it, then you can tase him. Okay, you heard him. If he agrees to it. I don't agree. That's kind of a pussy move, Taze. You're not from Chicago. Taser, Taser, Taze him. Taze, you have to agree. Just one Taze. What happens if you get Taze?

Nothing. Nothing. Then he started off trying to talk her out of Taze, and now you're cheering for him. Yeah, no, I would like to see him get Tazed. Me too. He needs to consent to would like to see him get tased. Yeah He's a consent to it. I mean Ebony, okay. Yes. Okay You just need consent from Tate and I think he will no consent fuck you I do not consent it'd be good content Once it's charged you might change his mind. I know. It might be, Leslie.

It might turn you on. It might. Oh. It might take. Oh. Oh. Oh. It'll be turning on Bob Black's on.

All right. All right. We'll leave you guys to it. Yeah. We'll leave you to Hubburbs. She should be content instead of security. She's good. Ebony's the best.

Don't tell anybody I'm next to you. I know you can tell me when I walk away. Yeah, she's really good. She's really good. Hey Ebony. Yeah, miss you I miss you. You miss me. I'm playing you on child support nigga. You owe me my Another one Brandon, what's up, Billy? Billy what's up? Hey Bill Billy. How are the vibes right now? pretty hostile okay Okay, how do you like tate billy? I've known I've met tate out in La yeah, we chilled a little

I don't know why he's doing this this is this isn't making friends Is anyone welcoming him with like warmly or going along with what he's doing does he have any allies? No, he's he's made himself Explain that I did not do that to do you kind of did Alright we'll see you guys later. Have a good one night. Good to see you Billy. Oh man. Well that was great. That's chaos I Wish Jim Henson were alive to see Clemmer I Love clever they need to fight back teach running circles right they just need to play back Yeah, why aren't they I don't understand they have the numbers they could all they could all just blow horns in his face, right?

I'm smothered like a miserable they can't miserable. They're not going on offense. They're just trying to get the official Yeah, throw a flag. They could walk on him until he's liquid Till he's all pee. Yeah He could poison his pee. Oh my god. Yeah Imagine him eating a peep and then he gets a picture and it's in like evs butt crack. Oh Imagine him eating a peep and then he gets a picture and it's in like evs butt crack Oh Man, I like it good for him He's got to have one friend like

Out on him those are the two again I don't know everybody at that office, but those are two guys that I do know that I feel like Well, they've been team Tate and they seem the thing I don't understand too is like I do know that I feel like well the bent team tate and they seem the thing I don't understand too is like I it seems like everyone's like well He doesn't do this in Chicago one. He does troll, but he yeah if he worked only in New York There's no way he would be doing the same thing. That's just common sense. Yeah, I mean he made me break a controller and And he did do the no one's here in the office the very first day and I just said if you Want to keep doing that you can but it's gonna like you want me to do that

Every time I'm here. Do you think they're upset because it's like perpetuating this hostile divide between New York and Chicago, maybe I mean those the audience latches on. Yeah, that probably is because those guys do work It's not like they're I don't think they're lazy so that part's not true, but he's just starting a civil war between bar so yeah, I mean coming in at eight is is that makes no sense if you don't have to Yeah, yeah, we don't have people here. No he and I but to his credit He has not he has not said anything about the people what time they're showing up. That's true. He just did a peep review. Yeah He hasn't yeah, and he hasn't drawn it yet. You can't do a peep review standing still. Yeah, you guys everyone I've seen they're roaming. I've only seen only seen roaming people

He's an asshole that you oh, yeah, is. He's playing a great... So funny. It's just... And it's... I mean, that was a chaotic 10 minutes. Oh my God. That was very funny. That's real.

We need to send him out to see some dick medals. Will that calm him down? Might. We know the street. We know the cross streets. Yeah, there's some big time anger. That air horn to the ear had to hurt. Yeah. Clember got him good. That's what he should do though

He Kobe Bryant like no flinched Yeah, but that's like if you're if if he's gonna do it just fucking do it more fire with fire That's the only thing you could do he's only gonna be there for a couple more days I don't know guys angry Clemmer's one of the best Clemmer's yeah Yeah, I would get the biggest fucking air horn I could ever find and just sit it right next to his and I'd put on like industrial strength earplugs and just fucking blast it. I find out his hotel room and just do

something. Yeah. And I think Tate would have to respect that. Yeah. Yeah, he would. But I think he would. Yeah. What a scene. Huh? Let's see. Kaz is definitely Oh, would. Yeah. What a scene. Huh. What a scene. Gaz is definitely. Oh yeah. Gaz. He's definitely salivating. Licking his child. Darling Tate to go even more. Yeah. Doing the bird man. That is his ally. Yeah. Is Gaz. You want to do Steven Singer? We gotta do our calendar. I hate Steven Singer? We got to do our calendar. Oh yeah.

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Steven Singer Jewelers, that's ihstevensinger.com. Now, let's get into the calendar and everything that you want to get into, but Steven Chase's first other question is very Important today. What fruit scan is the least edible lemon? All right Banana lemon. It's a pineapple lemon orange about the same pineapple kiwi would be a bad mouthfeel Most you ever had a you ever eaten banana peel. No, I haven't either. What what? Yeah, you have I've never eaten banana peel? No. I haven't either. What? Yeah, you have. I've never eaten banana peel.

Do you know what doesn't get enough credit? Banana bread. It should get plenty of credit. It should get, it needs more though. I love it. It's phenomenal. It's the best. I actually don't, I have a take.

Ready for this one? Yeah. Oh boy. Don't like chocolate chips in my banana bread. No, I want a pure. I want straight banana bread. I want maybe a walnut. That's how White Sox Dave be treating it.

Yeah, that's right. Walnut is good. Wasn't White Sox Dave beats you. Yeah, that's right. Walnut is good. Wasn't White Sox Dave supposed to do this on a monthly cadence? Oh yeah, he was famous for banana bread. How did the banana, the first person to slip on a banana peel, how to have spun it like, this happens all the time. Yeah. Yeah.

Why are you laughing? This is a common occurrence. Are you talking about Mario? Was he the first person to slip on a banana? Oh Brandon just sleep fall oh Yeah I'm excited for to figure out what I'm gonna be dressed as Or what I'm not gonna be dressed in where's he going that bathroom. She's closed. I think

Yeah, they put a big X over,, but I used it. He's not gonna listen to the sign. I think Will's gonna be here tomorrow. All right. Will is, I mean, that video, the Washington Post going after him, and he just gave him, I knew the fart was coming, and it was still so funny. You can tell from the angle.

Yeah, you just know when he's got one loaded in the chamber, and it still works. Yeah. So to bust with the boys, we had on Donald Trump, and if you wanna go go watch it it's on all of our channels on all of our platforms to go check it out. Will is so good at these situations. Good, bad. Media would react and we are getting our first media encounter. The Washington Post has reached out for comment regarding a remark made during the episode

that's gaining online attention including from Trump's opponent in the presidential race. The remark they're referring to that they want to comment on, this is a part of the episode where we're talking ball and how Trump used to play tight end, would have locked him up. And he essentially makes the comment, I wouldn't want to get hit or I didn't want to get hit by somebody who's been lifting weights all day long and came from a bad neighborhood. Taylor and I laughed. They want to or they want our comment.

The their question is why did we find that amusing? You already know what they want to do with this thing. You know you want to know what kind of picture they want to paint. You want to know what kind of box they want us put us in. You want to know you know their vision for this entire question on asking that. Number one, I thought it was funny because Trump is sitting there admitting that he is not built for the a gap. You know, where's the Italian that was built for catching a slant over the middle only

to get his vertebrae is L4 and L5 compressed by a middle linebacker that probably goes on to play at Nebraska and arguably 10 years in the NFL. But just knowing that you know the direction they want to go with this thing as they write whatever article that they're trying to write. And they asked if Will or Taylor would provide a comment on why we found that amusing. So I'm thinking to myself, I will just, I'll publicly tell you guys my comments, so Washington Post Here's my comment about why I thought it was amusing You still is coming you know maybe laugh

He held on to that for two minutes, and then I saw the Daily Mail wrote it in an article about that video And they're like hosts of busting with the boys will Compton expelled gas Wait go click on it. She's disgusting rebuttal. Yeah. Yeah, it's so fun. It's a fart from an ass. Oh Yeah, audibly expelling gas out of his backside Way to take all the fun out of a fart daily. Yeah, you get the chance to say fart. Jesus Christ. Yeah, he's he's he's that was perfect.

Yeah. So I think he's going to come tomorrow. Yeah, he's got like whoopee cushion farts. They're perfect. The automatic. I mean, it was a good fart. Gazz just texted me saying that he's got it. He's got a chub waiting for the next blog horn to go off. This has got to be heaven for him.

Just old school barstool trolling. Is Tate going to put himself at number one in his rankings? Probably will. Probably will. Oh, man. All right Alright so should we do our calendar? Yeah we're doing a lot of work. We just all went out to lunch together. And then he did the like, ooo you think you're going to rise out of me because you're doing your blog power rankings?

And then he immediately hogs a horn in his face. There's got to be one ally there. blog power rankings. And then he immediately hugs the horn in his face. It's like... Yeah. There's got to be one ally there. We're on phase, man. Don't let... I'll let everyone know. Silent.

Tate and Clemmer are just quietly sitting across from one another. Oh, boy. We should get Clemmer on Zoom and have him talk about Tate in front of Tate. Yeah, so we should. Yeah, we should. Yeah.

We should do that. Yeah. Tell Clemmer to show up. Yeah. This is... We should be fair. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, got to hear both sides. Yeah, we got yeah, we should yeah, tell Clemmer. Yeah, this is we should be fair. Yeah, they can yeah, you're right Yeah, gotta hear both sides. Yeah, we gotta hear both sides. You're right The fairness of it. Yeah, tell Clemmer to zoom in from across from Tate cuz Clemmer a

Tier fan of pop friend of the show. Oh, yeah. He's visa. He's a Like there's a list of recurring guests. He's at the top of them. You don't come the purple hat guy of the Yak for no reason. Yeah, we gotta, we gotta protect our own. And it has been a while since we got a motherfucking purple hat. Also, I just like talking to Clemmer. I do too.

Good friend of mine. He's a good conversationalist. He's a great guy. Real good guy. And when he gets riled up, it's even better. I like him riled up. I feel like this has surpassed riled up. Anger? Oh, you think it's gone? Like, it's. Through the I like him riled up I feel like this is surpassed riled up anger. Oh you think it's gone like it's through the wall, which I don't like but we'll see

Maybe we'll calm him down here. She needs to get a bigger horn. I Do think Clemmer takes the role maybe because if he's the eldest of that de facto leader. Yeah Tim getting taste would be hilarious I really was hoping Ebony would step back into the scene and just tase them it would have been so good you know when like like in cartoons when somebody gets electrocuted you see their whole skeleton that would happen to Clemmer yeah he's like his hair would be standing up he's like Marv from Home Alone he'd cough out soot Has anything come from them to specifically I don't think so

She's late either laying low or just you know probably working remote not dignifying. She was in the background Yeah, what is he doing during the game? Nice the playoff game? Nothing. He's getting his shit kicked in that we need a guardian Don't you think climber? Hey climber hey man. Hey guys, how we doing just wanted to have you we were saying you're a top-tier Yak recurring guests so we wanted to let you have the floor as well on your side, because we want to be clear. Keep it fair. You're a big part of the show, even from afar. Thank you.

That's very kind. Can you guys hear me okay? Yeah, it's clear. Okay. Yeah, no, it's fine. It's just the thing with him that's infuriating is, like, when you get him one-on-one, have a conversation with him,

he's actually a decent guy guy and you can talk to him But then when he has the cameras on he becomes this internet troll thing and it's just it's just tough to kind of Find it's not really honestly. I'm not kidding guys. It's just not it's not that big of a deal If there were 20 of him that would be annoying as fuck if there was but one of him is just like Yeah, you guys look at you guys got under control I don't know if he's listening to the show What's up meek that's like the devil's on your shoulder, but it's two guys giving just the wrong thing Just said it's good to see this again in this office

We do this stuff every day here Like we do we do good content here every day. So that's not true. We don't need you to make content What have you thought about getting a bigger horn? That's my only that would be the only thing is like honestly just get a big horn I blew it in his ear and it like I think it made me like half-deaf So I don't think I think I'm done with the horn. That was that was a bad even like hurt my ears Okay, you try to trap him in a cage Yeah, yeah, you should a booby trap. Yeah Put a peep out in the middle of the office and just have a box and a stick

Yeah, I'll ask you guys. I mean you guys dealt with it for a couple I know Brandon he's ratted on you a bunch of times. How do you guys like what are you guys? I know Dan you just tell him stop it or something's gonna hate you But what what what what are some other tactics to deal with? I think you just get over it real quickly. Yeah Yeah, that's kind of honestly like people I know it seems maybe like it's but honestly, it's just not it's not a huge deal I get the end of the day We're all just here doing our shows working and you have him, you know every half hour hour try to do something wacky It's like all right, and you just go back to work

But you had to expect it just because this is the first time he's coming to New York. Like, this was obviously, this was the first time. And maybe I'm naive. I didn't. I thought he would come here and, because we talked about it in Chicago, I've been there. I've had plenty of good conversations with Tate.

I thought he'd come here and be a normal person. And then like, oh, it's like, oh, maybe he can, like, you know, people bounce around from New York. I know, I come, I see you guys all the time. And like, it's always a good experience. I kind of assumed the same, I don't know. Maybe I'm stupid. Was the invite extended to him for the sandwiches?

No, no, no, no. Why not? No, I mean, the second he like did his thing where he's like, I'm here before everyone else and takes like a weird picture of Pat and like just kind of being like kind of a shit head. It's like, all right, I don't want to deal with him. If he's gonna come here and be like a regular guy,

then yeah, obviously he could always welcome to hang out with us. Could he get sandwiches tomorrow? Could he earn sandwiches tomorrow? I mean, I don't, it's not about earnings, it's just like, do I want to deal with this guy when I go to lunch? Probably not, unless he's gonna be like a regular person,

but he wants to be this weird, hard-o guy. I don't know, whatever, let him do what he wants to do. What if we get him to promise be a regular person? Will you take him out for sandwiches if he actually makes it ever to be like a regular person on Friday? I would be happy to treat him to a prime rib sandwich. Wow, how are they? They're really good. Yeah, they look really good Alright, we have any questions for meek Phil. Yeah me I think make on the show How we feeling what's the vibes of the Mets?

Meek what they won't ask you what's the vibes of the Mets? I feel great tonight I mean, we're still here this team has heart you guys I've watched every stream. It's very fun watching you guys That's much better in the Yankee streams. We actually like clap for ball, we clap for strikes. We actually care about our team. Yeah, that's true. I mean, I'm rooting for the Mets. You guys are very fun. It would be very fun to see you guys go all the way.

Meek Phil, how have you handled this vertical line into Superstardom? I haven't even noticed it. Okay. Humble. That's really humble of you. Yeah, I'm a star. What's really humble of you. Yeah. Star. What are you, are you craving anything right now?

Wins. Wins, nice. Meek, are you, as someone who does the social day to day, are you liking Tate in the office? I barely even notice him. Oh, okay. I haven't noticed him. Yeah. It's really, like I said, we're not underplaying it or overplaying it.

It's not that big of a deal. It's just kind of a nuisance. But it's not like, it's not's really I guess it it we're not like under playing it over playing it It's not that big of a deal. It's just it's just like kind of a nuisance, but it's not like it's not the end of the world It's really not like what you guys do it or wouldn't like when he first that first week before he got his balls cut off I like that. Oh Wow, we're gonna have to have tape back on Yeah All right. Well, hopefully we see you soon Clemmer. I know I'm always I always love isn't you guys? Hopefully when I come back, I'll have another purple hide or two to I know I'm always I always love isn't you guys hopefully when I come back I'll have another purple hide or two to love it. Love it. All right. See you guys. Yeah, later guys all right

Not a big deal. Hey so bothered right now an air horn going off four to five times the office is a big deal every time Yeah But it's not a big deal and you know that because he said it so many times. They should just buy earplugs. That's how you know Because he said it so many times. They should just buy your pots. That's how you know Was a big deal he would The sandwiches do look good though sandwiches look really good if I don't want to tell T. Oh but Hot if I were him in his shoes right now I would be a normal person for a day

So I get invited to the sandwiches then when I got invited to the sandwiches I would eat my sandwich faster than everyone else then hit the blog. Yeah Why I'm the fastest sandwich eater in the ranking fastest right in their face Again I don't want to tell him what to do Any good grace that he builds up. It's only for him to rip away. Yeah, exactly Any good grace that he builds up it's only for him to rip away And I do think if he worked there if he was like tate you now only work in New York You would he would definitely be different. He'd probably come here and do that to us. I was a percent. Yeah But it is he's on a little vacation

Imagine if the Guardians win he just oh Imagine if the Guardians win and you just stay there for a month. The Guardians losing is like showing that there is, the world is still a bit just. Yeah that's true. And the Ohio State losing. But if they win and beat the Yankees. Down a 0-3 if they win. Yeah and the way they're losing, like that dropped ball in the first game. The wild pitches in the first game.

The wild pitches. When did, I brought this up on most of of sports when did fanny pack hand warmers come to baseball? Yeah, it seemed a little soft When did I they do wear or seen that in my life? It's like 50 degrees Yeah, it's not that cold. That's the that's my problem. There's like hoodies under has that always been a thing to never seen a under has that always been a thing to yeah I've never seen a baseball player where back in my day men were men yeah yeah you said it yeah yeah I did I said you said it Bubba you fucking said it now who's man Brandon damn sure did times women who's the last man the last man oh wow great question Cloyce box could be Cloyce box you know he was married to Fern box is that all pro Lions receiver on those teams Bobby

Lane and Doak Walker remember Doak Walker brand remember Doak Walker yeah maybe it was Chloe box you know he wasn't the only star who died in Dallas. Mickey Mantle did, too. Did he? Mm-hmm. I didn't know that. Is Howie Long the last man? Maybe it was Cloyce Box, Mary DeFern Box. Do you want us to pull up the Wikipedia?

Who's Cloyce Box? He was that receiver when the Lions won those titles in the 50s. Oh yeah, of course. Cloyce Box was the last man. Oh wait, yeah. Look at that man. That is a man. Oh, he died in Frisco. My apology. Cloyce Box. That was a man.

And Kathie Lee Gifford performed at his funeral. Kathie Lee Gifford? Cloyce Box. Is that a person? Gifford performed at his funeral. Kathie Lee Gifford? Cloys Box. Is that a person? It's funny because Cloys Box, like, 64220 back then was like the biggest one. We had twin brother named Boyce Box.

Oh my god. Boys and Cloys. Box brothers. That's crazy. That's Box Boys. Yeah, so. Oh, you must be thinking about it. Oh, I'm Cloys. He must be thinking I'm Cloyce. Oh, I was thinking boys Maybe it was Cloyce box

If there had been triplets, what would the third name of Ben? They're going alphabetical hoise hoise hoise hoise hoise boys boys boys boys yet boys boys boys That's my fucking half-brother dois Bad yeah, he wasn't he wasn't good wasn't good He was more of a Marine. Oh yeah, Korean War. But we've had men since Cloyce. I don't know man.

He's got this long of a Wikipedia and he just wasn't good at football. Crocodile Hunter was a man. I'm telling you, Howie Long is a man. He doesn't have a cement company. That's true. Cloyce Box Ranch. Oh my God. What was the original South for the Dallas ranch?

Damn, he had money Yeah, he has a concrete man What's her Fern Virginia box? Gary box Thomas box and Doug box Frank Gifford Kathy Lisa, oh, no Epstein I'm so mad you're acting like this is the first time you've seen the week. Yeah, yeah, like oh, this is Some of this is new to me. Oh Yeah, look I was right Kathy Lee did sing I

Oh Yeah, look I was right Kathy Lee did sing I always do that so Conti It's like the smugest thing in the world the only questions I ask are things I know I'll like search something right before the show and bring it up, and I think he did this Look I was right Sometimes I'm not the link is still warm from you click Yeah, I thought he's married to Fern hmm I wasn't mistaken could have been He was the last real man last real man Chloe's box oh

He was the last real man last real man Chloe's box. Oh I have watched all right there cool now see what Tate was saying for you guys to go for myself at the first time ever But we're good. I so he was wrong when sticking up for himself, but I also like yet dudes He was like this is the first time I'm gonna stick up for myself now I'm sitting with Tate and Clem at the big three love it To the best you can't stay mad at Diggs. You can't ever... I don't think I could ever be mad at Diggs. And he's done some things that... He's fucked up big time.

It must cost the company millions and millions and millions. And he didn't get really in a lot of trouble, because Dave was just like, I can't be mad at you. Well, Diggs was like, I'm sorry, I'm dumb. Yeah. He's like, I'm just a dumb person. He's dumb.

Yeah. It was like very soon after the pet. We'll have to talk about it Yeah, it was like right after the pen deal. He did he did a tick tock We did a tick tock like that was just basically like keep gambling and It was more than that. Oh, it was it was he I believe he said you can always kill yourself. Yeah, right That was more than keep gambling It was very big deal and then yeah, Dave was just like what were you thinking? He's like I'm just really dumb. It's dumb added a fish for swimming

See I love them look at that. Oh, and they are both on his shoulders When they are both on his shoulders I'm doing the walking around social on crutches is so fun. I need to see who got the better angle of the same thing Because they can't be too different and they have no sound Meek Phil smiling with the closest mouth I liked it the Mets Yankees like I know there's a rivalry but it's starting even a little early in terms of just Not they always have a rivalry but like him being like yeah, we We have the better streams. Yeah. I mean, they do, objectively. But the Yankees fans are doing the right thing

and acting like they've done it before. Right. The Yankees fans are being like, this is, I think Marty said it, and it was like, it would be maddening if you're a Guardians fan, but it's also everything he said is correct. He's like, this is just basically like a mid-july series for us

And it's like that that would drive me nuts, but he's exactly correct so far So he gets credit like he's playing it perfectly That's what you should do if you're a yankee fan right now He's like the playoffs don't start till the world series Yeah, that works that works. That works. It works. Yeah, when you've won 27 times. Yeah. And when you're playing like the Guardians. Playing the Guardians.

Yeah. And he did the same thing with the Royals. He's like tweeted, he's like, not a single person on the Royals scares me. And like, there was like a thousand bookmarks. Yeah. People hoping to be able to come back to it. And it's just like, nope, he was right. Yup.

I feel like baseball players are the hardest as a fan to get mad at for screwing up Yeah, it's expected what like what the the drop swing and nanometer to Like at bats like errors and base running mistakes, that's base running mistakes you can out outside of free throws I can't think of a context where people yell at the TV like my my 12 year old son could do that Yeah, or so than in baseball miss care when miss when guys miss pop-ups or throw the ball into the yeah Okay errors for baseball is like that's what happens is like I mean Bob Costas with though like you're a little leaguer could have made That play he's like saying shit like that the John who's the Yankees announcer? No, it's sterling

No, I think he's out though, right Didn't he retire he unretired for this playoff, okay? So he was the one he was like he called Rizzo got in a pickle last night He's like they're running around like drunks. Yeah old-school baseball talk It's great. Yeah Yeah, there's certain part, but you're right on on like a swing and a miss you're like all right Yeah, if you miss if you swing and fuck up. I don't what can you tell only when it's like a bad pitch Or hustle problems. They do run the base. You know that drunks

Yeah, if you don't respect 90 yeah, if you don't hustle yeah, but yeah free throws are free throws penalty throws Yeah, if you don't hustle. Yeah. But yeah, free throws are, free throws, penalty kicks? Penalty kicks, yeah, if you can't put it on frame. If you miss the whole goal. Yeah, if it's saved, it's OK. If you miss the whole goal, it's like, what the fuck? And short field goals, right?

Short field goals, drop passes. Yeah. The difference with short field goals is we, most of us, have never kicked a field goal. Yeah. And I think when there's a pop up to the shortstop and he fucks it up, everyone's like, I mean mean my eight-year-old can make that play. Yeah, and then drives home How bad it is there's certain interceptions to like pretty much all the leveses and interceptions this year

Have been like what are you doing? Yeah Should we do this calendar wheel real quick? We got to get these costumes. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah All right, so say everyone say the calendar or book. No, it's sorry. It's part of the book is gonna be these pictures Oh, okay. Yeah, we're still so we that's 12 page or whatever however many pages should still be a calendar It should still we put the picture. Yeah, interdispersed. Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Still we put the picture yeah inner dispersed yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, the cows never been done before yeah, I like that Yeah, just random. Yeah, and it shouldn't be in order right page 5 is November. Yeah page 68 is yeah August August January is page 42 All Should we do costumes? Good idea. Yeah. How do you guys do this? We just say them. Say what you got.

And then we'll spin the wheel for us. And then you get a costume and a picture. Rikishi. Oh nice. the wheel for us and then you get to, and then you get a costume and a picture. Rikishi. Oh nice. Oh. The Logan Paul suicide forest fit. Oh.

I have one, I don't know, maybe it's, it is our book. I was going to do a dress in front of Jerry's tweet from Monday night. I was going to have, you go as the missing L from Jerry's tweet. All right, let's do that. All right, so L.

Like running away from the tweet. Yeah. I found a Kool-Aid man costume on it. Oh, nice. Hell yes. So, look at that one. Tiny Dick Art. Okay. Yep.

Brandon's best friend. For that one. Tiny Dick Art. Okay. Yep. Brandon's best friend. I have a Bowser costume for Halloween, so might as well just throw Bowser in there. Can I veto Tiny Dick Art? The red squiggle under any word TJ types. Oh, I like that. Requesting veto of Tiny Dick Art. We've heard your request and we're just gonna we're a democracy here. Let's put up

He sees my friend and he does I don't think he has a tiny dick so no no time to cart Oh fine. Fuck it. I'll vote for I find no tiny dick art could could chase you the middle of it Yeah, oh the middle of a middle of a penis See that was good that was a compromise yes mine's just a beige tube. See that was good. That was a compromise. Mine's a two parter. For one you need an astronaut costume and the other you just need a beer bung. You don't even have to wear the astronaut suit if you want. Just the helmet. Is that a reference to the time that Preston parted the then Steve if I remember surf Steve-o then vomited your Preston shit actually Preston then shit Yes, and there was shit and puke and you've seen it. Yeah

What do you got I did well I did Costume with the place. Okay, so Well, no, but it's gonna be read. I know it was like full Jackie Robinson uniform at Michael Rubin's white party Adolf Hitler and kaisanots basement Patrick star jumpsuit at Pope John Paul the second's funeral and the brat from fortnight in Mecca Saudi Arabia The cool hot dog. Oh should we we should probably combine them? Yeah, we should combine the so it should be if you have the places I have some places, but not according to the costumes got it

Yeah, we can make some match Brat from fortnight Is that brought? Brought that would make sense they named this hot dog brad, but he looks he looks a little naughty okay fair enough Yeah, I guess we could just add locations to these costumes as well Yeah, yeah, we might as well add locations so that you have it all at a barbecue that's serving moo dang. Oh no All right, so yeah add the where's Rikishi He's at a landfill that has Kate's tubes and chase testes you spin for a costume and then you spin for location

Yeah, okay. All right fine. Yeah, you're right. You're right. We could do it ever but no no you're right All right, so now do location how many costumes we have that's 10 I think. And then we're going to be 11. Is that 11? We should have 11, and then the 12 should be all of us together. OK.

And that will be April. Ah, page 92. Yeah. It's 11. All right, perfect. So now we're just going to 11 locations. The 12th for all of us. Oh, the 12th. All of us. Oh, the 12th.

All of us will be dressed as this thing. Giles Corey, General Patton. Giles Corey. Giles Corey's a good one. Yeah. Do we get 12 of them or 10 of them? Or one of us is dressed like Giles Corey and the rest of us are rocks.

All on top of them. Yeah. OK, yeah, I like that. Yeah, but don't all on top of them. Yeah Okay, yeah Yeah, but don't put it out on the wheel don't put that on the final one. That's the one that we're all gonna do We have to figure out who's who dials Giles. Yeah That's just classic wheel situation right there, that's good shit. All right, so now 11 locations Whoa Jerry's tweet.

Yes. That won't make sense without the L. No, but it just turns me on a different page. What was the other one? Michael Rubin's white party? Moodang barbecue. That one hurts me so bad. I want to spit.

Let's have one be with Big Justice and AJ and the Rizzler. Oh, yeah. We can't do that. We can't do that girl's apartment that Malicek hated, right? Oh, yes, we can. Yeah. Yeah, we can.

That girl's apartment. The studio? Yeah. You have to be more. Oh. The apartment he hated. You have to be more... Oh. The apartment he hated. Yeah.

You said the girl he hated and I was like... I thought I said the girl. Yeah, more specific. Yeah. Should we do AJ's Costco backdrop that we thought was a green screen? Obvious Costco green screen backdrop. Yeah. What about a doctor's office with Stephen Che getting his vasectomy?

Yeah, that's perfect. That's perfect. Better than the middle of Stephen Che's dick. Yeah. Let's do, you just happen to be in the background of that viral Hawk2Wa video. Trust us. Patton. What about, one should just be in the inside of Doug's eyes. Oh yeah. Which is a picture of Doug and then inside of Doug's eyes. Oh, yeah.

Which is a picture of Doug and then whoever. In his eyes. Yeah, his eyeballs. All right, how many more we need? I can't count. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. We need two more. Anything?

Nine, we need two more. Anything? Yak things. Yak things. What was that really crowded wave pool? Oh, the Chinese crowded wave pool? Yeah. Yeah. That's a yak thing.

Yeah, that's big time. Yeah Brandon spoke my boat. Oh, yeah, perfect. I'm perfect Okay, my bore Steven are you gonna purchase all these? costumes I I think I supposed to kill all handle it. Well, oh that was quite the answer that didn't feel good. I was a middle penis I was a long You that did not feel good

Evasive damn that does not feel good This feels good that we're gonna get 12 pages of our book done real good. It's 12 off the bat. Yeah, it's right off the rip That's how that's how books made boy. Nearly one eighth of the book. Alright, so spin the wheel to see who gets what. All right, KB. Anything you want, Kyle? Don't let me speak out of turn here, but do you want to just wheel, wheel, wheel, or do you want to wheel for the person and then they draft their costume? I think it's wheel, wheel, wheel.

Wheel, wheel, wheel. Yeah, yeah. All right. I think the more random the better because the point of this is also like when we look at the book in like six months, we just have no idea. We don't remember. I don't remember. We forgot everything about the one we did the calendar. I don't remember how we got to that's that's the beauty of it. I remember the shoot book is supposed to

make you think yeah, that's what all good art does. Yeah, open to interpretation and this one really makes us think about what happened in our own lives. How do we get here? So we'll find out what Kyle is. It's a memento. Oh, beautiful. Face covered.

OK. You can just get a regular hot dog suit. Yeah, you get a hot dog. It's a hot dog suit with a gun. Not all of these are going to be exact. No, okay. You just get regular hot dogs. Yeah, you go hot dog. It's a hot dog suit with a gun. Not all these are gonna be exact No, it could be open to your interpretation homage at best. Yeah, I Think for the Giles Corey, I think they could just make us if we just all have our heads. Oh certain way if we just all have our heads a certain way. Oh, wow. It is fitting. If we have our heads in a certain way in the green screen, then I would assume quakes could probably just make us all yaks.

But I want to see a real reaction of the person being pressed. Yeah, no, we should lay on them, but I'm saying we probably don't need rock costume. Oh, yeah, right, right. Like, they can make us rocks. KB, what size are you? Large. Off air. Large.

A short large. Large width medium length. That's an option. For a hot dog soup? for hot dogs with medium life you watch it where you're pressing like that's yeah that's that off-camera man man yeah ever asked me guys an answer the shit off-camera right we would ignore him. Yeah, true.

100% ignore him. Okay, who's next? Oh, I'm up. Alright. I don't know what I want. What do you want? I don't, I don't. You want to look good, cool, ridiculous, ugly?

I don't care. Something that's funny together. Yeah. A big L at Michael Rubin's party would be fun. Oh, he's been a little bit. Oh no. Damn it. What is that going to be?

Like a real wrinkly? You're like on a sack that's censored. And the head is censored. The head's censored. And you have a vein. Yeah I think it's just- We gotta just like vascular, like make your torso. Veiny.

Venousy. Yeah. We can do that. It'll be done. Yeah no, it'll definitely be done. Yeah, no definitely done, okay? middle penis where Mmm. I wish you were at Florentina Halsinger's bloody opera God Jerry's tweet. Oh, yeah, middle penis Jerry's tweet would be very funny

It's this nudie Austrian That are you certain or you just it was in it was from what you remember guard it was so Gross gory and gay that 18 audience members had to be hospitalized for severe nausea And apparently it's like naked nuns getting crucified, mixture-ating, riding roller blades on a half pipe. It's Latin for peeing. Really? Yeah. Interesting.

Maybe that. Maybe. All right, TJ. How long could you go without Wikipedia? That was just a recent news article. Oh, okay. The bloody opera. But it's like...

Oh! Oh, oh no. Oh, alright, crowded wavepool. A little penis in the crowded Chinese wavepool. Oh No, oh, okay The crowded Chinese wave pool I forget what it looks like more. It's just top. It's just heads Is there a diving board you can be on Titus go I don't think I have any preference either. You can't. It's impossible to.

Yeah. Ride it out. See what happens. Bowser! Oh, Bowser. Yeah. That's great. That's great.

That's fun. I'll bring that in. Orowser, yeah. That's great. That's great. That's fun. I'll bring that in. Or actually, just buy another one, Shay. They're like 20 bucks on Amazon. What size are you, Mark? I'm a large. Same as Kyle.

Wow. Yeah, we're about the same size. Yeah. Do you wear a large yeah same as you Different width Yeah, but like shirts You know none of my clothes fit right? Yeah. Yeah You pull the con a large shirt is like a dress. I wear an XL. It's like I got a parachute on yeah

So yeah, find that middle. that middle I gotta find the middle Taking on the kind of Griffin strategy right yeah, I Spin it again TJ This is Bowser at On Brandon's bow That's good. That's just good clean fun. That's yeah, I'm gonna actually come out and do it Yeah, the bow's pretty big so We've made we'd have to make this accurate with Bowser. I don't think I think my boat how much does Bowser how big a Bowser?

my focus for Bowser Sported 12 of us Bowser's big man Can't be that big Mario's like this big and he beats him all the time the shell alone He's got to be heavy spikes and show What Bowser was 135 what there's no way no chance he's been walking He's been walking. There's no way. What's his height weight?

Don't tell me that's meters. I'll never know. That there's no way. Oh, he's 1.42 metric ton oh 3000 pounds feels we'd have the boat would have to say boat would sink yeah, I think my boat would be fine with Bowser He also breeze fire so Yeah, you're on a lake though Yeah, you know wooden boat. Yeah, it's not fire. I heard a lake would make any sense That's like boring candy oh whose breath smells like citrus oh I keep ripping them TJ

Zah! There's a funny combo here. Yep. I think it's gone, you know? Jackie Robinson's jersey at a Ruben's White party? I don't want no allegations thrown at me Astronaut beer bong yeah, you're steve-o. You can have your shirt off Oh No, Zah almost had it thought someone's got to fall on the grenade I gotta be faster on that by the way. I got to be faster on that, by the way. I called him, it was three minutes, it elapsed from when he tweeted it to when I called him.

Hundreds of thousands of people. Unfortunately, that falls on me. Well. Was it up the whole time? It was up for the full three minutes and then I called him and he said, what are you talking about, delete it? And he goes, oh God. him and he said, What are you talking about? Delete it. And he goes, Oh God! Oh God! Wait, who's Rikishi?

Jay. Yes! That's so awesome. Yeah! Costco guys! That'll do nicely. He's at the Costco? He's with the Costco guys, That'll be nicely. He's at the Costco. He's with the Costco guys, not the green screen guy. We have a second Costco.

So Che is Rikishi with a boy. Yeah, with Rizler and Big Justice. You know Rikishi's signature move, right? Mm-hmm. What was it? Have you seen his ass? What was it? Oh yeah, the, when he jumped.

What's it called, Brandon? Stink face. Stink face. Stink face. Stick his asshole on your nose. ass was it oh yeah the what's it called Brandon stink face think face face stick your his asshole on your nose you see rare Ripley real Ripley did that mm-hmm yeah were you envious not not I'm more of a Bronco Buster guy do you put your nutsack on their chin yeah and bounce up and down fuck them that was a move yeah Xbox Warner there's a lot of gin and tell you own faces in the 90s right on a simpler time Peyton Manning yeah See a fart guy too

Eli was the fart guy I Think Peyton to in college What fart is a fart guy? Yeah, no the accusations didn't you like fart on a trainer? Yes? No, but he was just said his ass rushed rubbed up against her or something. I just made the joke he did That's what big cat was talking about. Mm-hmm. You correct a big cat by saying what they can't say That'll play. Hey, yeah She's on top of it. Look at them all nerded out all right To J what's hitched on and He'd make the perfect face for the Logan Paul suicide. That's the one.

Oh, that's a cool one. Let's use an old photo. Gotta get fat again. Yup. Well, you did the wrong one, right? He's got it. Oh, nice. Nice combo.

That's a really good it. Oh. Nice. Good combo. That's a really good combo. Oh, sorry. I feel like we have more options than we do people. I'm getting confused by the wheels. Did we do the math wrong? Maybe. Probably.

It's 12 months. No, I know. The 12 months is Giles Corey. Yeah. Thanks. There should be five. Oh, yeah. There's not 12 people. probably it's 12 months no I know the 12 months is Giles Corey there should be five oh yeah there's not 12 people that's why let's spin the company wheel to see yeah yeah that will be the last one I love spinning that wheel oh it's the best red squiggle TJ's red squiggle with TJ typo I'm so excited Who's this me?

In that girl's studio that'll make perfect sense That'll make perfect sense I think one of my pages is just gonna be like ridiculous predictions like 2030 NCAA champion oh yeah, and like if I get one of them right then like in ten years Yeah, I'd be like a farmer's almanac. Yeah Everyone should bet on them. Yeah, one of your pages definitely just gonna be one of your gambling cards

Yeah, it should just be all my picks for like whenever the yeah, like whenever the books coming out. Yeah, just pick that week's Okay, who's up? Brandi. There we go. What do you wanna be, Brandi? Good options. Woo! I think I always wanted to be a baseball player.

Jackie? Yeah. Oh dear. Oh cool. That would be a great one. I really want the L. The L we could have used forever. Brandon as an L. Yeah.

Yeah. Picture Brandon wearing an L in front of a green screen. Yes, please. Oh, yeah. Sign me up. Brandon, you would be immortal. I'm in Hawk Tour? Yeah.

That's pretty good. I'm imagining this for months. Logan Paul, doing the suicide tourist Logan Paul face in the background of the hawk. That is funny. Now, are you in the Hawk Tour or you're in the Hawk Tour podcast? Talk to him. No, I'm in the first moment got on the street just you happen to be passing you turn your head the face I love it TJ can you do the

face for us real quick people hate when I do that oh you're still gonna need to do it yeah I think it hits there's comments under like every single episode about me doing YouTube faces and how annoying it is I mean It's like a second. Yeah, yeah, it everything there are a lot of comments. Well that ruined the show. Yeah All right. Kate. I miss Kate. Yeah. There's something about when Kate's here, when we get like, when we just get repulsive, I just love just looking at her.

She's just like, what is this? I love looking at historical women in front of me. Yeah, it's the best. I love looking at historical women in front of me. I love looking at historical women in front of me. I love looking at historical women in front of me. I love looking at historical women in front of me. I just love just looking at it. I had she's just like what is yes I love looking at historical women in front of it's the best

If you guys up into Kate in the wild pull up an old hag and just be like look how gross this woman Yeah, oh, it's a it's so fun. All right, so Kate said chase me. That's Patrick stuff. I love it I love it. All right, Danny you're up and then the last option will be the will do the office wheel And we have to find out who Giles is well wait is it Yeah, we do have to do with spin once for Giles Danny's Jackie Robinson. Hey And it could still be at Michael Rubin's right? Yeah Alright so this is an L at Ruben's White Party. That works.

Yeah. For whoever comes up on the office wheel. No denials. No denials. Everyone's on there. Man, somebody gets to be in the Yak book as an L at Michael Ruben's. What an opportunity.

They never let this day come. We're kingmakers here on this program. Yeah. This is the next star of Barstool. Sam! program. Yeah. This is the next star bar store. Sam. Quicks. Quicks. Hell yeah. Nice. I'm about it. Love it. You'd make a perfect L. Yeah. Oh my god. Doing uppercase or lowercase? I guess his call. Yeah. Well, it would be technically lower, right? It's in the middle of the word. Yeah. Yeah.

Lowercase L. So just the line. At Reubens. Blood spattered. It could be. And TJ, can we just do the yak wheel of our names just to see who's getting pressed by the rest of us being rocks. We'll all have to be on top of them.

I hope it's Gabe. We're all rooting for him. Well, I think he wants it as well. everybody why you hurt yourself are you done that impressed yeah I'm done what do cocky that ruined me no more weight first before what do we do if it's Kate? Oh no. Oh no. Alright, I'm getting pressed. I'm getting pressed as Giles, baby. Is your dream come true? Alright. I can take it. I can take it. Yeah, you got this. You got this. Um, can someone do the high noon ad sure can

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We're gonna make stuff this weekend? Yeah, we all have our assigned pages. How many? Six pages a piece? Minimum. So we need to come Monday with our pages mapped out and what we're gonna have? Is that, is that? Monday? I'm saying Monday. minimum so we need to come monday with our pages mapped out and what what we're gonna have that's it

monday i'm saying monday earlier is is definitely better if we need graphics to help make anything arms as as soon we will have will need graphics so maybe by friday and i can pull it off the six pages by friday by this friday yeah oh no

i want that i would like to by Monday it's a no for Monday yes yeah but the longer we wait the less but if you if how about this the deadlines Monday but if you can get it done by Friday if you want to say ideas out loud now that they can help with like they're listening I don't know connect the dots Lego woman big titties Sporkle a sporkle Chat mad libs, but it's only blank with an expletive that you fill in with mook after it. Yeah. Brandon's address. No.

Oh, put Lucas's phone number in it. Yep. Lucas's phone number. That's good, yeah. And a picture of Lucas. Oh, a blank map of the US that they can draw purple hats in. Purple hats in. Purple hat map a

Coloring part where it is just a hat. Yeah I need a little bit of time. We'll come up with some more. Those are some good starters. Yeah games We throw out more group ideas tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah. Games. We can throw out more group ideas tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

One spork will run, one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If we fail, we lose. Yeah. Okay. I like that, I like that.

Sure. I think we can do that. This should be easy. Yep Neem oh neem oh Oh, yeah, this is gotta be the Lion King right. Oh, I know no I think my king was not new man. Oh, it's not All right, maybe next Me maybe yeah, that was just popular. I'd maybe next. Oh, we're going to go with me. Maybe. Yeah, that was popular.

I don't think it was good. Okay. Wait, hold on. All right. Shrek was 2000. Nemo was after like, he's 90. It's despicable. Yeah.

Oh, gotta be Lion King. Well, I think they're all high. 99. Okay. It's gotta be be like 99. OK, it's got to be like, OK, yeah, one more, one more, just one more, just to just to one more. That was not no, no, no, no. One that we can start, Brandon, I think we could do this. Yeah. Yeah, we got this. OK, all right. What are we doing? Juice.

Who is that in juice? You have to say the rest. That's Supok. That's Queen Latifah. Is that Latifah? Snoop Dogg? Snoop. Uh-huh.

H. Just type in H. There you go. Snoop Dogg. Will Smith. Will Smith. Eminem. Who is that? Hitty. Hitty. Iceem. Who is that? City. City.

Ice Cube. Kyle pretending like he's never seen that man. Who is that in Barbershop? Eve? Oh no. I thought that was Queen. I think it might be Eve. Nice.

Who's that? Sister Act 2. Is that Brad? No, is that Mary J. Blige? It might be Mary J. Blige it might be Mary J Blige I J blige BL I GE she Fuck fuck what's right try the brat da Brett I Don't remember fuck who is that that's Andre 3000 right guy That's LL cool J. That's Andre 3000. Right guy.

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So Charles Dickens, right? That would be what? Far up. So Dickens. But do you just type Dickens? Huh? Play quiz. A far.

But what about the rest? And that's a scrambled title of a book. Yeah, the entire thing is three No, I think I think there's a chunk of it in one two and three and you have to put it together But what would a DV sale a day? No, it's not is Charlotte Charlotte web Bronte no Charlotte web Charlotte Webb. Bronte? No. Yeah, it's Charlotte Webb. Yeah, Charlotte Webb. All right, Hemingway.

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I thought the author's name was Charlotte's Web. Jack London. Is that autobiography? Yeah, fuck it. We don't know it. A farewell to arms? What? What does this mean?

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This is the single worst sporkle that exists. Who are these people? Fuck that. I don't know that there's a person alive that can do that. No. There's a book called Portnoy's Complaint? Too old? Doesn't know a corn dog?

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No. No. No. No. No. Gangsters? No. West?

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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh, fuck us. Alright, we got this. Okay, alright. Twelve Angry Men. Yep. Anger's not there. Oh, fuck.

Pride and Prejudice. Twelve Angry... Oh, there it is. Oh, it is. Okay. Men, Pride and Prejudice. Prejud. Oh, there it is. Okay. Men, Pride and Prejudice. Prejudice on the far left. Everyone try to find one. Gone Baby Gone, is that in there?

Is it maybe the Anne of the Ampersand? Oh, top right. Jacket Metal Full. Love it. Jacket Down Left Metal Full. Lining Silver Playbook. Hunting Will Good. Oh yeah, we're getting this.

Leaving Las Vegas. Tiffany's at breakfast. Okay. Hunting Will Good. What? Yeah. Slevin Lucky Number. Hold on.

Yep, yep, yep. Daisy Driving Miss. Ryan Saving Private. The Kramer Kramer mm-hmm shut eyes wide Howell's castle moving slow down oh it's versus Kramer Oh, we can't be going. That's my bad. That's not really enough. All right, fine. Fuck. Man. All right, so we're real. Yeah.

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