The Yak - Things Get Sensual in Plinko Day 7 | The Yak 5-16-25

Episode Date: May 16, 2025

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. I'm the coolest one out of all of us. Hello, it's the Yak. Welcome in. Ro back.com promo code yak. 20% off your first purchase. Q-zips, Polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts, ro back.com promo code yak. It is Pl first purchase qzips polos hoodies joggers shorts row back calm promo code yak It is plink. Oh, yeah, Brandon. Yeah, I'm ready now Brandon is out. Oh my god

He said he has an emergency he had emergency shit before the show wait. That's a shitting the pants run. Yeah that fast Damn Kate go in there and listen Okay, it's plink. Oh day. Oh,'re in our hey dudes. Tate's here for the wheel. Hello Tate. Tate do you wear it as a badge of honor that when it's time for sadistic shit at this company or like you know we got the perfect guy for this. Yeah I got the guy who studied under Jeffrey Dahmer's dad. Yeah that's right you were taught by. Let's talk about little. Does that make you feel good or are you like this is concerning that. I'm proud of all the I get pulled out of the bullpen for I would say that's a little foreshadowing on the Jeffrey Dahmer for today

Are you coming in for Plinko day? And he said yes, I fucking hate I'm back He said he fucking hates fucking hates it I have my Instructions for Plinko day, and I accidentally grabbed my wrong the wrong sheet. Oh, no So imagine I went back and got the right shit if anyone just saw I told Doug to take that a leaf blower I I think there absolutely should be a leaf blower antique on the wheel. Oh, that's a really good idea. I watched a video of that last night.

That's a thing? Yeah, you just put it, you load it, and then you just hit it. Yeah, we're doing that. Yeah, we gotta do that. Maybe that's just how Lucas gets all his today. Lucas is here? Oh, yeah.

Lucas has to be here. I think I see somebody else, an old friend, lurking in the back who's bad virtually? All right, yeah before we get we'll get right into Plinko we have two things we got to address one Shout out all of actually know it We'll do that later when when everyone gets here because usually it builds the first thing we have to address is white socks Dave Mansplaining that was one of the funniest Holy fuck that episode last night brilliant idea by MOOC yes of all it's perfect clip after clip after clip

But that one I'm still I can't stop thinking I was laughing so hard He used to thank you used to throw 91 Is that that's fast? That's really have you ever been in a car before? Yes, have you ever you know the speedometer thing have you ever gone 91 miles an hour That's how hard I can throw a baseball at one point in my life You use the M word not me more So what's it perfectly he literally became Derek from Step Brothers. Oh my gosh.

I'm a doctor. Wait, wait, go back? I'm a doctor. The other one when he called Eddie a pussy, and she like so she was like that isn't productive Eddie is what I like to call him a huge pussy. I think I just this is what I like to refer to Eddie as a gigantic fucking pussy He's constantly feeling like that, okay?

I wouldn't say that that is necessarily beneficial or healthy language. Oh man, he's so back. He's back. He's like, he's been on a tear. He just needs to be paired with a woman. Yeah, a smarter woman. That's every woman. That's every woman, yeah, that's woman. Yeah, mmm a smarter woman. That's

For Dave that is true. Oh my god, what uh, I love him. He's he's the most back He's so so back. Um, Che you've kind of become an inspiration to the dudes What I saw comments like yeah I saw Che completely bomb the most uncomfortable moment that would haunt me, and he just came back in like nothing happened. Yeah. You're kind of an idol to, like, a bunch of dudes. But...

That was a massive win for you. But this is like one of those things, it's like, it's like jackass, like, do not try this at home. You cannot have the brain capacity of Stephen Che. That should not inspire anyone. You're kind of triggering an existential crisis in guys, too They're like I for the longest time I thought this shit matters, but it doesn't yeah They could just go do this and it just doesn't matter. It doesn't nothing matter nothing matters nothing has changed Why do I care about it? Yeah?

Yeah, the the really cheesy, like influencers who are like, you gotta say fuck your job, fuck your life, none of this matters, just be yourself. When they just say it in cliches, but Chay lives that. Every single day. Every day. So that's all true and I don't wanna crush some dreams, but there was a moment yesterday,

well after taping, where I was leaving, and I got out an hour or so ride home now with traffic I decided to go to the bathroom full of salespeople that were just at that conference yeah and that was rough because they were all like oh like I mean they all saw us they're like hey it wasn't that bad and one guy was trying to explain he was like I really like orange tic tacs is and I had to wait because it was like a full room our bathrooms not that big so I was trying to explain he was like I really like orange tic tacs is And I had to wait because it was like a full room Our bathrooms not that big so I was waiting for two minutes. There were five people that went in and out

They all said something to me it that was that was rough So the word that I got back was the entire sales conference for the rest of the day was calling you bomb segura sales conference for the rest of the day was calling you bomb Segura. I love that. Maggie's face was so funny. That guy going to his phone. You're the best. You forgot to mention little Skittles in the little Skittles band. Yeah, no, it was tough. Failing, hey, failing to prepare is preparing to fail.

I didn't have enough time to prepare. What's he got on? What's he wearing? Lucas, what are you doing? What are you doing, Lucas? P.E.D. of some sort? What are you doing, Lucas? Huh?

What are you doing? What are you doing? He's trying to mask his face. What do you think you're doing? There's no headbands on this show. Nuh-uh. You don't like my headband? No, no headbands on this show. What does it say? Oh, oh, oh, no, I kinda like it

Looks pretty good. Or, or Calvin Where did he get that? What the fuck? There's no way of knowing Did you take that from my stuff? Did I have that? No. I mean, I like it. I don't know where it came from. I don't know where it came from Did you buy that there's no way to know okay? I'm asking you did you buy that? Lucas did you were you here when I said that you're gonna get hit by a leaf blower? Oh, yeah, I was here cool cool. That's consent that was consent How stretchy is it, Lucas? Pretty stretchy. Take your shirt off and put it on like a bra.

If you don't do that, I'm gonna make that my thing. You don't want KB to make that his thing. No, you can make that your thing. My thing on the Plinko wheel. Yeah, go for it. Oh, man. Okay. All right, let's get into it.

What are you having in there? Let's fucking do it. Are we revealing what we had before? We always do. Yeah, yeah. Kate? Okay, I have a good rubber and a bad rubber today. The good rubber is a rub bear.

If you get the good rubber, a rubbing bear will come in here and give you a one minute massage. Oh wow. It's a full bear, it's a bear. I don't know who it is. That is really good, that is exactly what I want. They're gonna scalp massage, they're gonna get your neck, they're gonna get your hand, whatever is ailing you,

they're gonna rub it down for you, that's the good rub bear. The bad rubber is a rubber. You will get in that dumpster over there with the, and someone, you can pick who will be your dropper, but they will climb up the ladder with a super full condom full of water. Oh!

They get two chances to try and drop it on your head so that it surrounds your head like a fishbowl. Oh, yes! Have you seen it? Have you seen it done properly? If they get it right, they get 10 bucks from me. There's no benefit for you, but select your dropper carefully. Maybe they'll split five with you.

Wait, getting it right means it breaks? So getting it right means it envelops their head. Inside, it looks like a fish bowl. It worked. Yeah, the water cascades over the... And the condom suddenly flips, and so they are inside the condom inside this ball of water. It looks like they're hitting a big ball. And then it breaks?

And then... When does it break? Can we... You need to like... Oh! Yeah. Oh, so it's not a drop, it's just trying to go. Somebody drops it on you.

Oh, so it does break. Oh yeah, you'll get... you're gonna get wet. Okay. Alright. That's the thing thing and so the first one's Rub-air right a rubbing bear a rub bear rubber and they would just Obsessed with renting costume. I wanted to keep it anonymous so that For all you know, it could be a hot lady in that bear costume.

You don't feel weird about getting rubbed down by whoever's in that costume. I have a designated rub bear and it could be a model. Is that model picking up their pants from the back often and have pockets full of stuff? Maybe. Maybe. Perhaps.

You're not going to know. It could be a fantasy so that you can enjoy your massage. Oh Okay, that's fine But if it doesn't why land perfectly just pops and bust water all over you. Yeah, okay, all right listen Rob Aaron Robert in bad. Yeah, I could use a massage I assume we have some mechanism to deliver flower to people's faces right where that's that's going to be a thing I've brought that to the table every other time. I thought for the first time in Plinko history,

I would come with a different idea. Oh! My idea is six clicks, six kicks is what I call it. TJ will go to the random celebrity generator. You get two vetoes, so you get to pick your celebrity first. If you don't like the first first one go to the second you go to the third you have to keep the third Then he will go to Wikipedia a random Wikipedia article You can click on six blue links you get six clicks to try to find that to try to get to that person

I love that if you if you fail You line up in goal, and you can cover either your balls or your face only one And the rest of the group kicks six soccer balls at you love that six total okay, if you get it right and you win Lucas Goes into goal and he can cover his face or his balls and we kick soccer balls That's really good and that's it and that's the six kicks. All right, like six kicks like that. Love that Okay, I have a wheel of three challenges All right, okay the first one is

Eat a crumble cookie in under one minute in ten seconds Oh, that's gonna be tough. The next one is go two for five on three pointers eat a crumble cookie in under one minute and 10 seconds. That's gonna be tough. The next one is go two for five on three pointers. And the third one is get at least 50% correct on the Yak Sporkle quiz. Oh, okay, like that. And if we...

If you get it wrong, if you fail, you have to buy me something from someone. got to leave the office building okay buy me a preferably a hat or sunglasses because that's what I need but it can be anything okay I love that okay you bring the spy cam if you want those all ones and if you get it right you get to enjoy a Saris candy chocolate pretzel with big cat I will not I will not yeah, and you both get one. Oh my you got serous All right the peanut butter I could maybe do Goddamn

Damn good job. All right mine is the good and bad so it's we're gonna go to the movies So the good is if you get good on the wheel You get movie popcorn and a bunch of crunch, okay pretty easy Wow. Yeah. Yeah The bad is you have to go head-to-head in a new game I saw last night Where you basically speed run? night where you basically speed run Apple TV movies. And so you go, you can pull it up, TJ. So I just actually tried it out and it works. Very similar to Mark's game.

It's kind of similar. Yeah. We're going to be speed running Apple TV suggestions and going from Fight Club to Marmaduke. Yeah. Part one. Fight Club to Marmaduke starting now Heard so you can also use cast and crew too if you want to click very fun. Yeah, so like I

Just did to test it out. I just went Schindler's List to Paw Patrol. How'd you do? It took a while? It took a while, but we'll you'll go head-to-head with someone and if you lose against them, that was pretty fast They get Marmaduke. Yeah, they get there Boom. No, that's put some boots Yes, it's a fun game. We have the TV set up so we'll be able to do it on the court And if you lose on your head-to-head battle with someone I brought a large I bought a large soda cup will fill it up to the brim with soda you have to drink it in a minute and then you cannot pee for the rest of the show

Brandon this one might be tough. No Brandon. I mean you can't I assume you can pee. You can't go to the bathroom. You can't go to the I assume you can pee Absolutely, yeah, I have to leave what happened to the Cubs game I Figure I was thinking about it and then I was like I don't want us though It would be bad get up Okay, it'd be bad for the viewer if half of us just send it up at the Cubs game So I and send instead sent zuppi. I think it's Zuby McKenzie, Ebo, and my assistant who just started this. Very good. So they're all going to the Cubs game.

I don't have a good or bad. I just have, I brought six Whose Line Is It Anyway games. And whoever draws mine will be the contestant of that and will be thrown into Whose Line Is It Anyway world. And on some of them, they will be assisted and they will be working out their play or their scene with, I guess we can bring them in now, with one month trial, Ethan. Whoa!

There he is! Hey, man. You're looking good, Ethan. What's up, buddy? Thank you. Nice haircut. He's hot. You look a little better.

You look great. What's new, buddy? Thank you. Nice haircut. He's hot. You look a little better. You look great. What's new? Not much, it's good to be seen. All right, man. So he'll be hanging out, and we'll use him a couple times. He's becoming a staple of playing with you. Yeah. Oh, by the way, my good and bad, I'll just have it,

if you hit mine, you're just doing the speed run. If you win, you get the popcorn and Bunch Crunch. If you lose, you gotta drink it. Like that. Yeah, so we'll play it no matter what All right, I thought it was a little bit homoerotic that we were eating men sports cards. Mm-hmm. So for this one I have some WNBA Damn time hoping you were gonna bring some cards tonight. Yeah. Oh, yeah, and that's the good that's a fun game and Then the bad that's the good I guess I don don't know I guess both minor bad you could consider And then the bad or I don't we spin either the office wheel Yeah, we spin the office wheel for two people and you go and you play stink bomb hot potato

so it's the exploding bag and You play stink bomb hot potato in the parking lot sure yeah, yeah somewhere. Yeah, yeah What does it smell like I? smell bad Bad that's bad bad, and then uh I Know holding your piss is unhealthy big cat. yeah, so if you do get big cats And you do have to piss you have to shave off your arm hair with this crystal Okay

I guess it hurts so you bad so you can go piss But you have to before you shave off all your arm here one on you pay the price of one arm armpit but or armpit by with this And it works. Oh, I guess so would you like to I just got it from door dash I think you got it. I think you got to be no no armpit hair that would suck We could just not piss I guess yeah, you don't piss alright I like you could just not piss. I guess yeah, you don't piss all right a Little bit it's uncomfortable. Yeah, never seen that oh, so's not hurting

It's starting to throw hair in the air. Oh, yeah, it is working ashy. Yeah, oh No Doing you're just doing it. I'm using the product. I think you're gonna be pretty get me white and nasty. Yeah It hurts all right so Tate's here for the wheel yep, so talking about my former teacher mr.. Dahmer last Oh, I called my uncle He was the principal of the school, and I was like, am I remembering this correctly? And he informed me that he actually tragically passed away last year.

So today, in honor of Mr. Dahmer, the theme is cereal killers. So if you land on the wheel, first of all, the initial challenge is we're gonna find out if you're a cereal killer. I've got bowls, spoons, boxes. You have to eat one bowl of cereal in 90 seconds. So if you can't even do that, obviously you're unsuccessful serial killer, you have to go

to jail. Which means congratulations, I have talked to the higher-ups. You are the official first ever guest on Afternoons with Mincy next Tuesday at 4pm. I'll hit you. That's worse than jail. He said that would be epic. We've got that locked in. However, if you are successful, you win.

That means you get to spin the Mr. Dahmer Memorial Wheel of Torture. Wow. TJ, can you pull up that wheel? So you get to pick whoever you want. You can pick anyone on the yak or a producer or someone in the back there sure to do whatever they want the first one is called the golden state killer obviously that's Anthony Edwards because they just beat the Warriors so you're going to start on the baseline on your hands and knees I have I went out back and caught

a couple ants I'm going to release them in the middle of the court. You have to crawl around the gym floor until you kill an ant. Okay. Aw. I like that. That's actual. Next one is John Wayne Gacy, scrambled, that's C John Wayne Gay.

So I've got a country western outfit for you, some rainbow stuff. You're gonna cut a 30 second video promoting Kate's new show. Okay. Tell people to tune in next Thursday What are the fans calling that again? Come so you will dress as a come in see your guests as a So you'll dress as a gay cowboy and make a video saying how much you love come, okay

That's John Wayne Gacy. Okay. Next is the BTK killer. Obviously, that's Brandon Titus and cats Brandon you'll throw a bucket. Well. I didn't want her to be already. He's come okay You'll dump a bucket of water on someone you'll throw a flower in their face, and then you will towel whip them You can choose any one of us gets it you get to remember if this is a few win you choose oh God it got it anyone You get to remember if this is if you win you choose oh yeah Got it got it anyone It could really be anyone yeah, yeah, yes, I just want to keep all my options open and then finally obviously his son Jeffrey Jeffrey re Jeff so you have to redo Jeff D. Lowe's gauntlet except you are blindfolded and you have an arm behind your back that arm however

For you gets to be handcuffed to a deaf Stephen Che. Oh He is guiding you around in the gauntlet tossing the ball for you reading the questions for you, but he can't hear your responses Wonderful. I love it. Can we just do that? If you beat Jeff's time you antique Lucas if you don't Lucas antiques you both oh Okay, okay of that. It's good shit, and what's Jeff's time? Wait nine minutes nine and a half minutes I beat it blindfolded and that was I think it actually be easier with a person and cuff because they can throw you the ball Yeah, that's right. That's right

What is this 930 you aren't here we have a website now cool mm-hmm yeah that was the day you got beat by a plumber mm-hmm so far there's there's actually no good Plinko thing that could happen to you no I have I have popcorn in punk bunch of crimes whose lives anyway I could have you okay okay okay yeah feeling dark It is feeling extra dark today. Uh Stephen you got something Yes, I created a game called 23 onion rings. What could that? Will there be any props there are there are props so pretty simple There be any props there are there are props so pretty simple

The next play tonight Mitchell Robinson's number 23 his career free throw percentage is 52.2 You're gonna get five free throws if you hit three or more You're gonna get a good which is a bag of peach rings if you get under three You're gonna have to eat an entire onion, and I got some big onions. Oh wait. What's like eat the raw onions Yeah, I will take the the paper and stuff off, but yeah. Oh no! Eat a full... Is that even... Can you do that?

I don't know. The paper? You mean like the skin? Take the paper off. But that's just a horrendous thing to do. That's a horrible thing. Hold on, you're right. That's a horrible thing.

That's like a frat hazing. Does he think onion skin is paper? You think that's paper? He said the paper He's also on the floor. Where he go? Oh, his head. I already have heartburn. Oh my god. Gigantic. You have to eat the whole thing? No, not the paper. Wait what is he? I'll take the paper off since it's nice. Wait what did he shoot? What do you mean by the paper?

What do you mean by the paper? The like outer layer of the skin, but you have to eat the rest can we do can we do six of ten instead? Five eat three three five should be you have to go three four five or you have to eat an entire jumbo onion six of ten feels the fuck God damn it can man do that with anything good that be trained that three that's what's not Steve that is those fuck fuck that's a lot dude oh fuck dude

how are we supposed to eat it without the like an order of an onion maybe I got the drinks yeah the peach rings you really love the peach I don't think anybody can sit and eat a whole onion alright so I'm riding goes on salads and stuff like that. Yeah, you could do it.

How are we breaking this up? Well, I think we just go in order. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, do we do a wheel, don't we? Oh, yeah, we can wheel it. Why are we going to confuse it, though? We have so much shit going on.

Yeah, so just have eight cakes. Oh, I'm saying, you're talking about the board. Yeah, yeah, the board cake can be the yak. Yeah. This is the tea. Keep it simple like we always do. KB's the H. can be the the yak yeah, this is the T Keep it simple like we always do KB's the H. I'm the E We hates the wheel. I'm the Y Y Nick you're the a

Steven you're the K and then the right yak will just be automatic Leaf blower flower of Lucas, okay, all right perfect All right leaf blower flower of Lucas. Okay. Perfect. Perfect. Alright. So we all have it, so everyone knows what they are. Does anybody? I'm the E. Anything to look forward to. You're the T.

I'm the Y. Yeah, it's starting from Kate, and then going around the room. Let's call. So very easy. Very easy. Oh, I have to go? No, no, no, we're gonna spin for that.

Oh, okay, I was like fuck. But I just wanted to break up the board. So I think we're good. The timing of soda is a is a big deal very big like you get that earlier fucked fucked I just pissed myself. I'm gonna if I get that I'm just gonna change into my all Sweatpants, I get it che which one are you again? Okay, are you gonna three out of five now? He can yeah three out of five. I mean you don't know with the pressure That's what I'm saying six out of ten give us You don't have time to get into a rhythm and you're gonna be cold

Yeah, you go six out of ten the first two yeah, it's too long at the free throw line. No, it's not Ten shots It's his deal. I'm just trying to bargain for six out of ten All right, six out of ten for the wrong thing bargain for less onion Ten three five six that's your bargain for the wrong thing bargain for less onion Chop the onion in half Of a raw and you like one big bite yeah one big bite one big bite Can't eat the whole big of a bite of varying degrees of onion size This is probably the biggest one, but what about one big bite? What about one big bite? What about one big big?

Hey the first time I'm like ah Say that is just you can't eat that onion. This is his challenge. That's true. Give us six to ten then three five Monster damn you he's a fucking monster. He's evil. It's gonna be him eating the onion. I hope so three of I'll give you this so if you Get under three or five. I have varying degrees of onion size We've got a tiny guy, we've got a medium guy So you can we can spin a wheel for and you don't have to eat the paper

Yeah, I'll take the paper skin off Wait are they all they're all the same size that medium onion is huge wait. They're very that's the medium Oh, this is a small medium That medium is huge wait. They're very that's the medium This is your big that makes it better my word that's like 15 bites No way you think it's more. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's a lot There's a thing you don't get and you don't get it the thing about onions is there's like a density to them There's a half like there's a weight to the middle of them. They're not just light. They're not like little donuts or something They're not gonna ruin my day. There's a heft like there's a weight to the middle of them. They're not just light. They're not like little donuts or something They're not gonna ruin my day. If there's a density. I already have heartburn thinking about and you know That's the worst one by heartburn from onions. Yeah

Three to five free throws is very doable onions Give me the six of Tennessee I have never seen shame more married to an idea than that he is not budging at all budging at all his idea All right, so in and you always play 23 onion ring What's the rule we've been doing where if you call it call it that call your child? I'm not budging at all hey, dude. Oh, yeah It's point go day on the yak and for today's episode. We're kicking off a summer unlike anything with the official shoe of the summer That's right. Hey, dude is back. They've got styles for every occasion this summer check them out We're all wearing them whether you want to show off your patriotic spirit or relax and hit the beach,

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Muscles the stems are out baby. Okay. Kate's looking right. Thank you, Hank. All right. And then you want to bring up that YouTube. Oh yeah, yeah. Shout out all of our watchers, listeners, everyone. They created a YouTube weekly top podcast shows and the Yak is 38th

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Yeah, this really changes everything. I'm gonna have to start shutting up. Yeah, so W's in the chat for all of our watchers. Pretty awesome. Too much. Yeah. Too much. Yeah, that. it's pretty sick

All right right now watch us eat an onion You're such a sick father sick fuck steve such it if no one gets it steven you got to do it. I like that rule Yeah, if no one gets yours you have to do it I like that as a blanket we go Thank you rule if yours if your thing never gets brought up then you have to do it at the end blanket rule means everybody yeah Yeah, big cat yeah, I'm fuck we literally said that Somebody's got to do mine cuz did you know condoms cost like $50 a box Titus didn't

We're more of yeah We don't use Without regard How much are they a box? What is a box? What are you talking about I did buy weights I was like wait why did I buy like the 40 pack? Well, yeah, that's a lot. Yeah a lot of condoms Kate are you huge?

Look at your cat! Holy fuck! You're a beast! Look at this puny little tiny baby over here! Why does he look so small? Yeah, Kate looks like a Goliath! Let's get started! That's how... Is that what Goliath let's get started

Let's get started David All right, okay, let's get down to business I believe last time I want to say Lucas is on this wheel and also there was an office wheel slot What do we Lucas Lucas already has enough on this yeah we got a lot today Lucas said he hates plinko day so he doesn't get it really be on the wheel then yeah we got a lot and we're gonna do every challenge now with the new blanket rule Steven all right so this is everybody yeah okay is that yeah right I'm asking you I'm there everybody find your name here here here everybody and okay

Let's Plinko here we go Hey, hey, we go lady ladies first big ass None of that got your legs Hey, none of that got your legs. All right, call your shot, Kate. We can pee before you can't. You can't when your name gets called, you can't go pee. Yeah, hey. Oh, no. Onion, onion, onion is K.

Get out. It is K. Oh, no. It's going to get on. No, it's oh, oh, oh. Onion is K. Get out. It is K. Oh, no gonna get on The wheel cereal I Got some options That's such a big bad duck. You're the serial killer, bro. You're walking around with a duffel bag of cereal He brings that to work. I wanted to alright. We got cinnamon toast crunch people like that Reese's Reese's and then big cat I heard you talking about you know Cheerios. Yeah, that's for my cat. Oh hell Yeah, you want Reese's?

How much time chef she has 90 seconds for one cup? If you get that confused She gets milk would you I have milk back there do you want milk big ass all right? That's a big bowl I Have a measuring cup thought of everything 90 seconds I tested the last time with my girlfriend, and this is what she got was 90 seconds Did you make your girlfriend do all this shit last night? Yes, okay? Not all the hands how many answers Okay, not all the hands how many answers you kill

I'll go get the milk I Did think it was one cup is not enough. Yes me to come over to his apartment to towel with his Huh, but that makes sense now I see why You ought to be able to take that down. Oh, yeah, that should be a little throw a little extra handful in there Yeah, a little hand a couple more little, throw a little extra handful in there. Yeah. Throw a little handful. A couple more kibbles. Just a couple more handfuls in there. She's not listening to you at all.

I'll be doing two cups if I get it. Yeah. Really? Yeah, one cup is no problem. I don't know, man. 90 seconds goes quick. Oh, it's oat milk? Oh, come on. What the fuck? oh all right now I'm doing one cup that's fucking you have to finish the milk see again cereal killer no oh that's nasty

tate can we can we use an onion instead what the fuck does Does she have to finish the milk or just the cereal? You got to finish the milk? I'm gonna I'm gonna uber eats more milk It's not we gotta have milk in here. Don't wait. Do we I don't know Okay, tell us when you're ready We got a clock yeah, he's got the clock up. That's your cute angle? You just go sit down. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, get the camera, get the camera on, get the camera.

Alright here we go. Alright so there, there we go. Wait KK, wait, wait, wait wait wait no, I'm kidding Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy How many are left almost how many puffs are there's a lot of puffs all right? It's tough to chew time though You got time you got time? though you got time you got time oh she's confident got plenty of time you got time show show us the progress tilt that bowl 30 seconds down Kate the nice bowl thank you oh she's got this easy she's got this easy let's have the box up oh get some good ones I'll say this Titus it was

supposed to be 60 but I want everyone to get it to spin the wheel so I made it 90 okay 60 would have been would have been would have been close What did your chick get it in for real? It's like 62. Mm-hmm She was doing cinnamon toast crunch drink the milk drink the milk 30 seconds for milk see that would have been electric. Yeah Oh That would have been electric. Yeah. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. This is for all the haters who hate when I eat in the mic. Oh. Oh, get him. Get him, Kate. Let him know.

Very good. Show the tongue. Done. All right. All right, so you get to spin the Mr. Dahmer Memorial Wheel of Torture. And then whatever it lands on, you get to choose who does it. Oh my god. And you could choose anyone, especially especially in the back. Here's one of the booth anybody you want okay?

Wait in the whole office or just in the room or booth or the booth mostly yeah Okay, let's spin that wheel How were the puffs they were great? I love Reese's puffs. Okay. Let's want to make sure we're all on the same team here as far as the booth um How were the puffs they were great? I love Reese's puffs. Okay. Let's want to make sure we're all on the same team here as far as the booth Jeffrey Donner tell me again. What was so that we don't have is the is that gauntlet able to be set up that was the The jeffy logo that was your blind chase death your oh Luke's Luke he said he could set up the stuff if we want them to stuff if we want them to. Well let's put it around the... Honestly? We could just put one hole in a different spot. I would like to see the

best we have take that on. He's got the time. Okay. Big cat. All right. I choose you. Maybe that's a really dumb move. No no let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. I think that's fair. Yeah. Yeah. All right Stephen. That way Luke do it. Let's do it. I think that's fair. Yeah. Yeah. All right, Stephen This could actually be really quick, We don't know. Here, while they set this up, I'm gonna change. Big cat. Yeah, here. This is a good blindfold. Here.

Yep. That was a burp. Normally a very slow eater, so I'm pleased with myself. That was impressive work. It was pretty impressive. And it's a pretty dry cereal, I thought it was gonna get ya. Roof of my mouth is toro. That's what the Reese's Puffs,'re painful almost and Captain Crunch will get you but

It's my favorite cereal so that lucked out Remember the commercials the rap the diner the old diner for Reese's puffs. Yeah, no yeah, they were serving it at a diner oh Kind of now it's sort of really campaign like it was like kind of healthy for you like that's what I tell myself Maybe that's why I eat so much of it all cereals kind of got off on the end they were healthy. Yeah Worked on me. I'm a huge cereal lady. I love it. I have a bowl every night almost I'll do it for dinner at least once a week. Yeah Mm-hmm. It's like my post-dinner treat and Cheerios at a campaign like it will lower your cholesterol It's you're good for your heart. I I think that there's no no there's no

chance no chance nothing they're saying like if you replace a meal with Cheerios there's a lot of other things you have to do with that part of a breakfast that's what they would say a balanced breakfast if you got a healthy breakfast if you grew up with an almond mom you ate a fuck ton of special K you had a that you have an almond mom no no I know some I'm I'm glad my mom didn't keep shitty foods in looking back at the time I was pissed, but the extent was graham crackers and You were like a no junk food. We were honey nut Cheerios probably the sweetest really Oh, we were I had an organic. I have an organic mom as well very crunchy is what they say crunchy mom

Yeah, but um oh no I ate a fuck ton of s'mores pop tarts. Oh, I wish I'd over them others But my mom would also try and buy the non name-brand cereals that like came in the bag that had like a similar name to the Is those taste they always taste the same captain Chomp the ones that are in the bag Yeah, but they still have the mazes on the back, but there's no writing Trying to do a oh my god trying to do a maze on the bag of the generic have you seen the videos That's where Che thinks I had gorilla gorilla munch last night great cereal gorilla munch You haven't had gorilla munch. You had Kelsey crunch okay, Kelsey mix gorilla munch is an organic cereal Oh

You a kashi guy no I'm not a kashi that was the lesbian one. Yes. It's like friends. It was like always Kashi's lesbian cereal. Yeah, it's a lesbian brand You probably were in the era of getting like toys, like cool toys. Oh yeah, yeah. I would send off box tops. Like spy cameras. Or stuff, yeah. Send off box tops and get a ball back. I got the, uh, the lightsaber spoon.

I remember the spoon. I had the trickster for kids color. Spin the wheel for who's next so we Oh awesome when this ends. Yeah, can we? Look at where che thinks the right place to put the cornhole. Yeah, but you just can't reach her a sideways like that what what? Just put it in front of the play-go board check put it right next to it. Why would he put it at an angle like that? It's a 101 Thanks, it's in a bad spot? At an angle is insane. The cornhole board.

Why? It's at an angle. How would at an angle? I'll be straight. I'll get it. You like that? You're going to help? He's the only one who's allowed to help.

No, no, no. But the actual gun. This episode's going to be 20 hours. He's guarding you. No, I know, but like, turn back to Pat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm doing. All right, I'm next after that. Hey. He's guarding you. Hey,

you go over under. How long do you think this is gonna I think six minutes, around six minutes. So who was deaf? Big cats blind chae is deaf. Oh my god. Which is the perfect perfect combination yeah this is a good so how would they do like cornhole one person Che's allowed to guide him and help him like tell him what to do but big cat has to do it this might take a while I think the baseball will be funny I think the baseball will be funny

Oh, yeah, or you can just sit on the ground check I got yeah, I'm not doing that That was wild to ask me that Get out of my seat Changes that oh he can't see Lucas is Jay deaf yet What playlist Lucas said his sex playlist Has life is a highway on it. What's the over under here Kate? What'd you say? I said six minutes I think this can be hard. I think it's doable He's talking so This is great

I'll get the back of this good idea to a great idea. I'll get the bag Great idea. I'll get the bags. You're gonna go, okay? I'll get the bags. Steven. You gotta tell me Steven's This formula's so good. This is such a good.

Make anyone blind and deaf. Yeah, blind and deaf is so fun. I didn't hear any of that. Steven, no one can hear you. Three, two, one, go. I was joking. Oops. Right, you're right, go left.

Sorry, Teach. A little left, a little left. All right, that last one is decent. Oh, they're getting close. There you go. Close. Close, you're a little bit right still. Here, nope, nope.

Move back left. Oh God. You're too far, too far. Yeah, this is done. What was the time? What's Jeff's time? Too hard, too hard. Can't see from the angle. It's like nine minutes. Too hard, too hard.

You gotta go left. Best bet. Tough end. There you go. Ah, close see from the same. It's like nine minutes too hard. You gotta go left. That's bad There you go 930 to you're very close More left and less Nope left left and, left, left. Nope, left. Left and softer. Left, left, left. Nope. You're too hard in right.

Hahahaha. Hahahaha. Left, left. Ah, fuck. Do that again. Ah. Right there. Oh, Brandon, why'd you take that off? Ah!

That was a poor man. Left, left. Ah! Ah, shit, it's right there. It's on the lip again. Left, left and softer. Ah, shit. Right there. Ah, nope. Oh! Brutal. Minute thirty.

Left, left, left, left. There it is! Oh! Oh. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, where, where? Oh, poor boy. Oh, god damn, we didn't think about it. Touch it, touch it, touch it, right here, right here, right here. He's telling him right here. Oh! Damn, Gino! Holy shit! What do you think the hardest? What's he might be... What's the hardest?

Baseball? Baseball. I don't know, it's kind of just... Uh, yeah. I would have guessed... Basketball one handed. He's gonna hit Jay with the bat? I hope.

Basketball one handed is tough. Bat, wrong, wrong, wrong. Oh, he's gonna hit the shit out of me. He got it! Oh shit. First try. Oh, fuck. Wait, wait, wait. Throw it hard. Come closer.

If this beats Jeff. A little harder or not? No, no. Throw it. Oh This is fucking awesome Oh my god Yeah, you're spurred on, you're put back, take a step in, take a step in. Oh my god. Wait, wait, wait, wait, back up, back up. Okay, good. Here, put both hands on it, hold my hand too.

Is Chase shooting with him? He's doing it with the handcuffs, he has to. Gotta help. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay. Not with. Oh. Okay.

Okay. Alright. Alright. Move over to the right. He has an impressive time so far. Yes. He can get through basketball. Pickhatch last blindfolded alone time was 8.38. Wow. Oh my god.

Wait, Lace. Hold on, you're good, you're good. You're good. I mean, we're good because the trivia should be as long as he should be pretty easy Steve can just say the things and I love chase shooting with I know guiding him chase right hand. Jay would have made it. I will say these are the blindfolds we use for barstool after dark. They are like perfect.

They're incredible. You can't see anything. You can't see one thing. They're blackout. Yep. You do have a lot of just, you walk around the office, it's just blindfolds everywhere. A lot of blinds. It's very odd you're not from here.

He's a three away from putting in a pretty good time. Yeah. But he does have to make one more. Yep. Yeah, he does. And then he has to have Chet. We should have just Chet read him the category. Oh yeah, oh yeah. We're not saying a word, yeah.

Oh yeah, we're not saying a word, yeah. And what happens if he beats Jeff? They get the antique Lucas. Oh no. Oh It's rocked Oh Oh worse Drift and left face in the gym. Oh, no. He was right there now. It's Do you Oh god, I don't think Chase got in very hard to the hard right again I

Love yelling stop with Che can't hear anything. Oh that worked. Che. Che. Why is he doing it? Ah! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Careful, careful.

It's going to be close. It's going to be close. Seven minutes, seven minutes. I know! You're at seven minutes right now. I know! Yeah, Che, sit in my seat. Yes, yes, yes.

Where? One more step. Come on! All right. Hurry up! One measurement of spiciness used on a hot one. I don't know! Fuck! It's probably cold.

What? The shit. Why are you so loud? Oh, seven original members of Paw Patrol. Chay, he doesn't have- Chase, Ryder, Rubble. Fuck. Fuck. Chase Ryder. patrol che he does chase rider rubble fuck rubble 7 3rd or shop non burger chicken coffee fast food change non not six what pizza hot got four dominoes keep go find another one there's an easy one. There's an easy one. Yeah, there's pizza ones you just hit.

Domino's and Pizza Hut. Sixth Top Non-Burger Chicken Coffee. There's another one. There's an easy one. The category changed. 30 seconds. Five original careers in the game of life. Five is Tom Cruise.

No, there's an easy one. There's a very easy one. Five Great Lakes. Five. Ontario, Er's a very, very, very, very superior Michigan. You're on. Do I have it? One minute. How'd she not do the great one. Holy shit. What a start to a political day. There's an EC1, Shay, and then it's the ex-wives of Tom Cruise. What is the first one he read? That was so hard. The spiciness. The spiciness of the level of Chauville.

Oh my god. Good job, Shay. Did you not do the great lake? Yeah, that was the one. Also, Shay, why didn't you you didn't line him up on the second shot? I was you thought you thought you're at the top of the key. You're on like the left wing. Yeah. What? I thought he moved to the left wing. You were why towards

the planet fitness at one point. Why? I don't know. I tried to. That was unreal. Dude. Why was that? Can you just show me where I was standing? Because I thought I was at the top of the Keep you were right behind the TV Why? The whole point is that you can maybe hit the backboard No, that's you bank the first one. I might need this on the wheel. That's unreal. That was really hard. So fun

Oh, you like you get the soccer on the first one. No. Yeah. Yeah the baseball He got the base changes one to boat started there, and then I just drifted yeah He was Chris rocking he said at one point she goes sorry. I followed you We'll have to move my hand kind of in unison with you. Oh, yeah, you slowly started drifted left baseball was huge Yeah, that's right. That's where I picked it up Yeah, fucking I thought I was gonna I was I was close to quitting my bags Cuz that was another one where he just didn't line me up. He just kept on saying more left It's like just put me in front of it

Thanks, thanks. You were lined up fine. Oh man But we beat Jeff Loews time, right? Oh, yeah, so a minute All right, so I'm good so Lucas come get antiqued and then let's who's up next Titus oh yeah that's right that was one go that was one that was one one of you 30 minutes it's one is be damned thank you how's he not doing great weeks wait wait hold on hold on wait he's putting in the time what are you calling H. Good? No. You're good. Okay.

Oh! No! Titus! No! Yikes! Early for that. F***ing mistake. F***.

Oh! H still obviously. Oh! Mark's saying H so! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!

Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! H still obviously. Oh! Mark say it ain't so! Oh no! Oh Mark! My god! You might have to eat three onions.

Oh my god! Wild move to go on that side. Gee! That's you. That's his own. We're letting him wear the hat. Oh, fuck. Mm-hmm. We're letting him wear the hat Oh Good toss you didn't even count him down Still plays I

Just left two pucks laying that's fucked that is fucked That's over like the tame half of the board yeah How you doing Lucas Titus what's yours uh Random celebrity generator oh yeah, so we're spinning the wheel to see who has to go. Oh no you have Yeah, do random celebrity Was she bad at that yes, I don't it's a tough thing to do. They don't have anything to gauge okay, so Jeff Goldblum and I can veto Do the next one he's been around for a while feel like he's got a wide variety a lot of his skate

What's the end goal again you're you got a starts at a random or a random? Jeff go I got a random or a random? Bloom I Don't know his catalog as much he's from Pittsburgh notable people from Pittsburgh that can't be too long. Yeah, okay I was in movies long hard cock like every oh that long the long beach cock. Yeah, if you get penis is a Fucking cock yeah, it wasn't fat Long skinny cock I think you know I think it would have been a regular with it could have been so long that it was skinny present Give me another one TJ. I'm going to the number two. I think this is risky Goldblum's It's where you get oh

Hulk Hogan all right now. Let's all go to random Wikipedia. Yeah If I get a random Wikipedia is Hulk Hogan we all have to give you a grand. Mmm. Yeah. And Antique Lucas. Yes. Anywhere. Okay, passenger song. Okay, so scroll down.

Scroll down. Fuck. I've never actually played this myself. I don't know what the strategy was. Not a great start. Oh, no. That's a short page. You go country, you go click on United Kingdom

Give me Okay, fuck digital download Is there a year go down? Can you click on a year single? singles do do United Kingdom, I don't like where that there's not a lot here. I can probably get from United Kingdom United States Yeah, that's what I was kind of thinking about two spots only who sings his entrance music Brandon Rick Derringer Um do do I?

Yes, I think I gotta go United Kingdom. I gotta go country. So that's one You try to go United States States I'm trying to go United States with this one you should do control F just wrestling real quick but then we're positive United States is gonna be on here yeah fuck you could go white black oh yeah that yep hate crimes yeah uh. Yeah, there's got to be United States somewhere There's got to do control left United States control left United States Oh yeah, there we go Don't click United States yet, but you can click clan clan yeah slave ships

plantations uh Do you do United States. That was my strategy. Two. Okay, so that's two. And then, is there like an American Heroes section? Oh, no, no! Go, Holcher.

No, what about DT? Oh, yes! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Yes, Trump? Oh, fuck! I think you might be like, get it off of Trump. I think wrestling where is he from? He's Trump Hall Hall of Fame yes, yes I have four more clicks yeah, yeah Donald Trump. Yep, so that's three. I have three clicks left

Go down to wrestling Hall of Fame Did they clear his page that would be this does not look good All right, so go just control f wrestling yeah find the wrestling There it is You might get Hulk Hogan here, yeah, that's what I'm saying you should search for Hulk Hogan right here Yeah, just WrestleMania 23 Okay, so I'll do so that's three is oh yeah, you know they're WWE WWE Yeah, WWE easy easy. That's four take your time now now control. I get two more clicks

Way to go mark passenger to Hulk so easy we now get a kick six soccer balls at Lucas Yeah, nice fuck. Yes. Come on Lucas get out here pal Yeah, are you gonna do your balls or your face? You can only cover one I? Think I do face so he hasn't decided he hasn't decided And I do want to do it all at once or do we want to one at a time I think is one at a time right yeah yeah but what if our balls hit in the air that's true disaster it's true is that where you want to do it or should we move the goal TJ move the TV oh movie like you move the TV just a little okay

that was exhilarating that was I've ever played that before. I was on. That was fun. Lucas. Just look at him. He looks five Great Lakes was unbelievable. He didn't. I heard take. Oh, there's an easy one. And I was like, it's got to be a sports or something.

Five Great Lakes is the easiest one you could have but still you could see he went X Y's with Tom Cruz before the Great Lakes all right okay Katie it's up all right Kate all six of us get one kick. Yeah. Oh, that was bad. No, no, no No, you get one kick. You're one kick Kate. Yeah one kick. Yeah, we all everybody gets one. Yeah, there's There's one two, three, four, five six of us. Yeah It's hard to get lift with those. What's he choosing to cover? Do we have is I can't remember is Holy fucking shit you hate Lucas

For an auto here today damn it. Oh, we have a soccer guy. I'll give up my kick Fuck That one it connected on his face. Oh great. This is more than six. Tate seven, Tate seven, he can't do it. Tate was a warm up, women can't kick. Mine didn't count. Lucas.

Lucas, mine didn't count. mine didn't count. Lucas, she's a woman! Lucas, mine didn't count. It's me. Mine didn't count. She's a woman. She's a woman. Alright, I'll sit down. This is four, five, six. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm good with that. You can't move. I flinch a little bit, but I'm not... Do you want the blindfold? Oh Should have the blindfold next time you should have the blindfold kick was worth the money Yeah, well picking it up was everything Yeah, oh this is pathetic guys. It's hard to kill. I know dudes are for leisure It is his game It's been the wheel TJ. Yeah, I think he's got to go blindfold

I think he's got to go blindfold We'll get him we'll get him again. What was that? What letter was that wheel? No, that was t t. Okay. Okay good challenge mark great challenge All right, Nikki With two pegs sitting on the board I like we got to move the board out of it. Those aren't pegs, by the way. Where are they?

Disks. Oh. I guess I didn't really think through the fact that we all suck at kicking. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe just kick him in the nuts. Called wheel.

Kick him in the nuts or kick him in the face. Yeah. No, middle man. Take out the middle man All the wheel kick him in the nuts or kick him in the face. Yeah. Oh, middle man. Take out the middle man of the soccer ball. Nick called wheel. Oh! That's Antique of Lucas. Good call, Nick.

Great call, Nick. Well done, Nick. That's Tate, too, right? So that's another 45 minutes. No, No. No. We don't do it. Oh, I thought we did do it Oh, we do do it. Oh, we do do it What I thought Lucas now Lucas does the bad which is just to be the first guest of wake-up mincy. Oh, yeah Yeah, yeah, it's a bad and he gets antiques Lucas. I don't think Lucas isn't here on Tuesday All right, well Lucas you'll have to be a guest what the second wake up and take him are we antiquating? Yeah, it's antique and Or the bad, oh you don't want to change the rules now Lucas

Every Tuesday you what's worse? I'm just I just antique him fuck it. I would rather him one. Okay. Well afternoon, right? Yeah, you got a one Yeah, one at night. What? Alright What no you should second second one do the second one? You're not a first guest kind of guy. Yeah, I can't lead off with you We're not trying to tank fucking mincy show dude His attitude is terrible Imagine if Lucas was his first guest the numbers would be terrible Oh mincy would be pissed if his numbers were bad

Alright so who's next? Cause this yeah You said you called that? Huh? You called that, you fucking called that shit Kyle! Now I'm getting nervous about my letter not being picked Because you have to do it yourself

Yeah you do Jay You gotta knock down free throws. E. That's me. The cards or the fart bomb hot potato? You can't be E. I'm Y. Oh.

No, I'm E. I'm A. E is going to the movies. That rocks. E. E is going to the movies, yeah. There's a puck right in front of E. Yeah, there's two pucks.

That's a wild move. That's a wild move. It has to be the puck you drop that gets e not the other ones. Oh god. That gave me a sassy look So that's kylan titus yeah going back up there oh You look cool. That was the cockiest thing I've ever seen Yeah, you like super cold Ian Going back up there. Oh You look cool. That was the cockiest thing I've ever seen Yeah, you like super cold Ian then you smirked me, and then you dropped it like right on the other puck Tall enough to see

Cleared the board though appreciate that There's still one stuck. Are you gonna get on our side you gotta do mine all right which one first? I'll go for your side I want to play your game All right, okay celebrity. Yeah, yeah, we'll do that first Rudd Yeah, let's go with Rudd Wow Anything about him? Oh, you got it. I love you man. There's some movies iron man. Yeah, man, Kansas Kansas is big chiefs fan American summer

Here upon the inflexible that's the worst okay keep going down Yeah, we're gonna get something oh no Jules Verne might be a decent place. Yeah, we're going to get something. Oh, no. Is that it? They have an adventure novel. You could go adventure novel to movie. Oh, yeah.

OK, go up. Turkish pounds. Leagues? I don't know what leagues. Oh, it's like a distance. Oh, yeah, that's a distance. I think Tate might be right. It's got to be adventure novel.

Or Jules Verne. Adventure novel. It's his game, though. I think tape might be right. It's got to be adventure novel or Joe furniture novel Yeah, this is game though. It's not a game. We're helping too much. Yeah, yeah, it's getting in the way too much Is there a like a turkey there should be a time of geographic location is it Istanbul on there We should we should speed run these Go far down. Yeah, well you get two minutes. Yeah, cuz then you got to make quick decisions. Far down. Ottoman Empire. Istanbul. It's just novel setting. Why do you want Istanbul for Paul Rudd? Do Bosphorus up top. Are you okay with doing a time limit? Yeah. All right, so after you hit your next one, we'll do what two minutes?

That's all. Two minutes feels right. How long did it take? Do Bosphorus. Yeah so after you hit your next one. We'll do what two minutes, so two minutes feels right How long did it take you boss first? Yeah, and you could use control F. All right put up two minutes You went with boss for us sir. Yeah, what are you trying to get to Istanbul go down go down? Use a control F if you need go down now Istanbul because I saw one with a blue is on the bus a blue right there is there too yeah why are you going is that to start a simple role of United States ah there we not blue... Are you fucking kidding me? China. He's using a lot of clicks. Oh man, he's not even...

A lot of clicks to... Oh no. Europe. Where are we, Istanbul? Yeah, here in Istanbul. New York City. Oh no. Europe.

Oh no. My man went boss for us None of these are blue Europe there you go. There's blue Europe. Oh yeah that that most popular season Europe three He's not halfway there. Oh my God. Hey, buddy. We're gonna need all right control F London oh Wait wait yeah I control F Paul Rudd United States you only got one more one more after this what is this boss was crazy dude boss run get to you I thought you get the US I've never seen anyone do boss for Paul right ever

There's no other options. That's never been my last one you have one more. No you have two more clicks You haven't done this one yet try movie or New York City movie try movie They're not blue if they were blue I'd be money Hit it work City hit it you better know Paul Rudd's in New York City. I'm sure he was It's one more right oh you have one more no this is last click Kansas, okay? Didn't make it and Missouri Kansas might be controversial. I think the boss for us got him Yeah, I think the boss versus a bad move I was gonna try to get to United States which would get me to Kansas which would get me to notable people and on the same

That's just too Unlucky. I don't know what I would have done like a French novel It was tough tough. Yeah, so I think adventure novels you could have found a movie in there Yeah, we kick balls at him. Yeah. Yeah, and in adventure novels, you could have found a movie in there. Yeah, we kick balls at him. Yeah, and what's your challenge? You guys would have nailed that. Sassy today.

My god. Mark, what is? All right, do give me a good or bad wheel, please. All right. If it's good, I get to pick the challenge. If it's bad, get to pick the challenge if it's bad Okay, so my options are Eat a crumble cookie in one minute in ten seconds

Okay, yeah Two out of five three-pointers I can't do or fifty 50% on sporcal. Oh, it's gotta be that right I think I can eat the ice claimed I could eat the cookie in a minute six. Yeah, I'll try You've been wanting to eat this 24 hours Okay time this wasn't his challenge and he changed the punishment Okay the cookie yeah He's been wanting these cookies for three days yeah

Are they the same cookies I'd imagine and we owe him some kicks Well, that's right. Maybe yeah, we have someone else gets it. We'll all care We'll all care. Okay. Does anyone think this is too easy or too hard? I don't know. I'd be willing to move the time. No, I have no idea. What's the time?

A minute 10. I think that's a great time. Oh man. God, that's a lot of cookies. A lot of cookie. Okay. And what happens if you lose? And I get it, I get the beverage.

What happens if you lose? I have to go buy something from somebody for yourself on the street? How much money in ones is that this is a decent wad probably about 30 to 40, okay? Fuck I don't want to do that all right. All right you ready? Set wait wait which one's easiest? That one for sure. This or this? Chocolate? I think. No.

Yeah, probably the pink one. Oh, that chocolate looks good. The chocolate looks good. They're both going to be rich as fuck. I'm going to try on this one. Brandon, what would you think about those? I just, it's so much, it's so dense and so heavy. All right, wait, wait, wait.

Let me get the pink one ready. What you, and I don't think you really get it. I'm not. What are they, hollow? No, there's like a density to them. Are you ready, Kyle? Three, two, one, go. Oh.

Oh, he's got this. No, it's going to slow down. That's going to be easy. Once it gets in the mouth, it's going to slow down. You almost have to do smaller bites. There's not enough room to chew. Yeah, it's impossible. He's in heaven right now.

He loves cookies. He's all he wanted to do. Ever since the crumble cookies came into the Yak universe two days ago. One time we were out in New York with a group of our friends, and Kyle said he wasn't feeling good. And he said he had to go home. And we saw him walking like hours later.

He had the bluest mouth ever. He just went to go get ice cream. I respect that. That's like the benevolent Bosco 30 seconds Kyle Bosco goes for his own oh Superman ice cream is it good. I think he's got it. I think you got 20 seconds. Yeah, that's close I don't think you got to go. You gotta get that. Gotta go. Gotta go. He's gotta

go. 10 seconds. You gotta go. You gotta crank. You gotta go now. You gotta go now. Gotta happen now. Go. Watch it down. You're right. He's right. Now. Tongue. Time. Time. Tongue. Oh, good. I count it. That was the littlest pink tongue I've ever seen. Dude, you have littlest pink tongue I've ever seen. Dude, you have the cutest little tongue I've ever seen. You wouldn't even reach a woman's vagina. Oh my god. Oh my god.

I've always had a small tongue. It was so cute. It was so little. Good job, Collin. That was so good All right, so we owe you six soccer kicks. We'll do it when someone else has it so we can just stack them up Oh for that yeah, yeah, yeah time someone else has it. Yeah, which won't be a problem. Yeah, suck it kick in yeah What do you think about this Ethan?

Whoa oh is he not there? Oh? I don't know what that no hey, man. I wish I had a cookie. Nobody gave me. Yeah, shoot Oh, we're getting what is that noise somebody's calling this who's Palmer? What's going on the X in the zone control alarm somebody's calling in the zoom body have our zoom No, I guess get it. Oh, I think it's the stopwatch. Oh You can switch back. It's cookie stop. All right chill out Ethan. All right, Ethan. Good to see you Again I'm saying that I think this is the path Paul Rudd and then Did you get it in 60 J Avengers

You started from power. No, I'm showing you the backtrack. He's reverse running Marvel Comics Marvel family right clicks is this that's like five already venture comics Do you find adventure novels might oh, yeah Was that six? Yeah. Yeah. Seven, two, three, four, five, six. So you should have gone adventure novel. Five, six.

What is the password? Seven. Oh, seven. Seven. He got it in seven. So he did get it. No. No, he didn't.

Oh. One, two, three, four, five, six. Six. Oh, six. He got it in six. He got it in six? I love sassy Kyle. What's going on, man?

I mean, it sucks to fail like that All right, let's spin the wheel does anyone want to challenge the me not me getting that cookie You want another I don't know if his like his kink is eating it or watching other people I think he likes to be doubted that he can eat it I think he likes proving that he can eat it does anyone think I still had a piece of my mouth Hey, all right, Ohio's get on up there Hey, all right, Ohio's get on up there Hope the worst for him Say my bad is part bomb hot potato

Take him out from the bottom what calling them pegs woman What are they pox chips, yes, pardon me pox is the correct. Pucks? Someone's gotta have to eat an onion. Yeah. Which one's the onion again? What letter? What letter is it? Okay, I'm avoiding that like the plague. H.

Okay. (*tapping on table*) Onion, onion, onion! Oh! Is that onion? Onion! You just got to make your free throws! 23 onion rings. All you got to do is make your free throws. There should be a punishment if you are so many letters away from the one you call out.

Ooh. Yeah, that's as bad of a call as it gets. Antique? Antique. What are the steps? It's just... Make three out of five. Yeah, it antique. What are the steps? It's just five. It's three out of five.

Yeah. It's a very simple challenge. It's 23. Heat rings don't. It's like we've got 23 onion rings. Does he get any warm ups? Yeah. Oh, no.

No warm ups. I know that's hard. He should get one. It's Chase rules. No chase rules. One warm up. No, it doesn't count. Doesn't count.

It's a warm up. Move the TV again. Check TV is just. Yeah, this is TV is a problem. Just keep it moved. Don't even move it back until if I have a warm enough from the somewhere. Move it a little more. He's good. Somewhere somebody in a bear costumes but sitting there for an hour and a half. Yes. Waiting to rub us.

Who could it be? Any ideas? Hmm, spider? I know. So I'm not gonna say, because I happen to walk by the bear. Oh, really? Doesn't count. Warm up.

Doesn't count. Thank God. Oh, no. I'll go. I gotta get out there and just watch my pep talk. I gotta get my boy pep talk. Oh To eating the whole thing is so fucked like yeah the burps the heartburn I swear to God I have heartburn that'll put you out for a day That's like a frat thing like a pledge thing one of my friends One of my friends is gonna do that. Oh!

That's one. Oh, there we go. Crispy. Now you just gotta go 50%. Oh yeah. That was a little warm up. Oh! Oh!

I said I wanted to get one out of these balls. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. warm-up They'll play that the onion highlight real one of these two walk off

I don't want to see anyone but Jay eat the onion White Sox Dave once ate an onion Yeah, what I told I told him that if he eats a full onion it will save Derek Rose's knee after he tore it for like the seventh time It didn't damn, but he tried Great job Tate. All right Tate. Great fucking job. Well, the peach rings. Practiced for that. Thanks Steve.

Do you have more peach rings? Oh, okay great. I'm nervous. I don't like that I haven't gone. I don't like that I haven't gone. My challenge hasn't gotten gone either. Clicky? No? Me? Clicky? Hey Brandon. Godspeed brother.

You got this Brandon. He's addicted to opening cards. I think he's gonna try to go for A. Whoa. Whoa. Wow. What a call. Oh. Oh. Ooh.

Oh. Oh no. Oh. Oh Double Decker oh Man Call it again. That's crazy. I've never seen that it's never happened. You've never done three times in a row a skull Which one? Oh No, oh no Should have said wheel. Oh, skull. Oh, you got it right.

Which one was that that went in the skull? That was the right one. The top one, right? It went right the other one. Oh, we gotta watch it. I don't know. I don't have to watch it. I didn't see it.

Gotta go to VAR. VAR. VAR. VAR. VAR. VAR. VAR. VAR.

VAR. VAR. VAR. VAR. VAR. VAR. But E is yours. Wait, go back. Which one did he drop? Somebody dedicate yourself. I'm looking at the lower one. I'll look at the top. OK. It's that one.

The top one is the one he called. Yeah, he got it right. So you got to do E. So it's my challenge. Oh, no. And do Antique Lucas, yeah. Yeah, Antique Lucas. Well, if you lose my challenge. Oh, god. Oh. And you antique Lucas, yeah. Yeah, antique Lucas. Well, if you lose my challenge. Oh, god.

Oh. It is still early. All right, so we're going to spin the wheel, TJ, to see who Brandon is going against. Do you want to do you want to? In what? In the speed run on the Apple TV. OK.

Do you want to antique Lucas? Yeah. Flowers to your left. So we'll do Schindler's List Paw Patrol unless it's my name. If it's me, you guys come up with two movies because I already did Schindler's List Paw Patrol. Oh. Nice. Oh, nice. Very kind. That was very nice.

That just pissed me off. I don't like that. I don't like that at all. I'm pissed off. Hell no. I don't like that at all. Oh, come on. Lucas, can you get the blindfold and the headphones? Fuck. Dane. All right, so we're gonna do Schindler's List to Paw Patrol. Who wants to go first? The other person would be blindfolded and have their ears. There's a blindfold in the middle. I'd like to go first. You'd like to go first. All right, Kyle. We'll get your blindfold.

We'll get the ears. So you know, you can go, Brandon, you can go movies, you can go cast and crew, you can do whatever you want. How fast you can get to Paw Patrol from Schindler's List. Kyle's deaf. No, we're not talking. You're just going. You could talk it out. There's a mic out there.

All right, hold on. Wait for a... I'm trying to cheat. Go up on the screen. Go up on the screen. Are you addicted to cheating now? All right. Hold on.

I need to cheat. Where's my TV? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,, new movies, someone pick new. He's just cheating, he just looked up Schindler's List. I got Paw Patrol cast and there's a redhead named Keegan. I don't know anything else. I can't believe you just did that. I have no chance. He's addicted, he's got a problem. What do you mean you have no chance?

It's the same thing. I don't know these movies. I don't know. Oh yeah, start all the way up. Sorry. Start all the way up. There you go. And you're gonna be counting upwards, right?

The clock is gonna be counting upwards. Yeah, yeah. TJ, do you have it on the screen? All right, blast that music. I gotta pee now. Nope. Blast that music. It's up?

All right, you ready Brandon? Yeah. Three, two, one, go. Okay, where's's he going first boys? Where's he going first? Cast and crew that's not a bad idea. Where's Wow, he has a plan Hit it Hit it! I did! He's having remote trouble. He's trouble controlling.

Hmm. Oh! Oh, this was really smart! Oh, shit, cause he's got so much more! Spielberg's got a fucking cat. Oh, he's in Shrek. That was really smart. Oh, he's actually really close. He's close. He's really close. He's close. He could be get it in the next like

To so it's Paw Patrol movie as well. Yeah Where's you going? Oh Wow way to go Brandon well done for 55 seconds 55 seconds Or chain we go fill this up what's on the line here loser has to drink the pop. Yep. Actually, no, if Brandon loses, he doesn't have to drink it. Never mind. So we don't have to fill it up yet. All right, go ahead. Go right ahead. If you win, you don't have to drink it.

If Kyle loses, he doesn't have to drink it. It's not his challenge. He's just the one going. No soda yet. It's just the opponent. Yeah, yeah. All right. Clear the clock.

No, no, start all the way top. You, you you all right You're as soon as he says go you go down and start your journey You can click movies and cast and crew Are you ready three two one go Brandon you're elite that was really good. I don't know. I think you'll be done quicker. He's gone through movies. This is one of his old movies. Done. Big mistake. He's done. And glory's been.

He's going to be so fucking funny. He's going to be so fucking funny. What is he thinking? Oh, no. Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt. Oh, no. What's he doing?

What's he doing in Pitt? We're passing through. Oh, he's going to start shooting. No, now you have all Brad Pitt's movies. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, You could get it. You could get it good. I think I like being in this universe. You could get it though if it's here He's got it No, oh That was dog dog man. Oh All right, you know you'll lose anything Kyle that was terrifying that was very if he dog man

In fact dog man goes right to pop. Yeah Dog man does yeah, it's a fun game. Yeah, it is a fun game Yeah, when anything oh yeah popcorn and lunch crunch. Yeah By the way elite you're a ball-nower. This is a great fucking elite and there's butter on the popcorn. Yeah Yeah, well putting good work. I'm a today's his first day no Wednesday, okay? Putting some good work. I'm a today's his first day. No, when's okay? Yeah, really nice guy terrific guy. Yeah, it was nice first thing. He asked me is there anything I can do for you Brandon I'm like no your big cats assistant, but it was like it starts Monday if finally hit me like I should have done this a long time ago because I

Last night he was like hey, what are you thinking for plinko day? And I was like oh, this is what I'm thinking Can you get me this he's's like, yeah, no problem. Wow. Yeah, it's awesome. Save like a half hour of my day What's his name Dom? Dominic your own big Dom. Yeah, he's smaller than big Dom Dom's are always fun. There's not boring Dom. It's not small He's from Akron so we got another Ohio guy he He's Cavs, Guardians, Browns, Buckeyes. Yeah. Yeah. Akron.

Do we know what high school? Who was that? Hoban. There it is. Good school. Great football team. Very good. Very good.

Coach T. Dom, good guy. All right. Who's up? Good job, Brandon. Congrats. It's a fun game to play. Yeah.

Kyle. to play. No. Oh, time is up. All right, so Mark's off the wheel. Who hasn't gone? Just me and you, Nick? I went once. Oh, check. Check. Got double discs on the board. Brandon was smart. He went to Spielberg first. Spielberg to ET. No, he went to Spielberg to Shrek.

Shrek got him right in that zone. Is that a movie though? Paw Patrol? Yeah. Saw it on the release weekend. on the release we saw we will you're good cinnamon toast crunch Cheerios or Reese's puffs great choice you got this easy why don't you spin the wheel TJ see who's next? While he gets this set up. Oh, I'm finally up. Alright, I'm gonna call K. Oh yeah,

pour him. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Do you want some milk? Yeah, give me some milk. A little milk. Just a little drizzle. Well, give me more than that. He's almost out of milk. You got to get it.

Ready? Go. Wait, he called out the onion. All right. It's Brandon. America's favorite improv comedy show. I'm actually looking forward to this one. Ready TJ? Brandon is there a point system?

Oh Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick. Three, two, one. I actually think of you as less of a man if you don't get this. These chairs are crazy because Titus looks huge. Titus if you don't get this I actually will say that you have to get you have to get sex change operations. That's good form on the cereal. You're not a pussy. Pop it out of your throat Tate. You're not a pussy. Just saying out of your throat, Tate. You're not a pussy. Just saying. He's almost done already.

Yeah, this is my guy. He's a horse. He's a horse. He ain't no pussy. He ain't no donkey, he a horse. Who ain't getting that? I know. Kate was our only chance.

Sorry, we wanted the wheel. That's what we want. Fast as fuck. 30 seconds. That was really fast. Yeah, no, puss. No. All right, so you get to spin the beef.

Beef. Oh, you're right there. All right. Beef, by the way, we can do a lesson if you need to get home and beat traffic. We'll do it next week. No, Brandon, I'm on the end. No, I know.

After this, I'm saying you don't have to wait around for me. All right, OK. All right. okay. All right What do I do take in the wheel and tell someone what oh, yeah So I would take the take the Dahmer one off cuz we already did it. Oh We got G no armor to be like a sliver on the wheel at the end of the show that was awesome I wanted someone needs to do that again. Yeah, do what again the Stephen Che handcuff? I think oh, yeah I think I would get an hour. Yeah, I would never make the basketball. I wouldn't do soccer or so No, but if you did what I did, I don't think I would

Spin the spin the the serial killer wheel Oh you gotta find the it or someone does you get to choose anyone anyone shoes anyone anyone anybody want anybody in the whole oh god nerve right who'd you end up pointing at no no beef doesn't count Lucas that's who it landed on yes here we'll do we'll do Brandon's challenge, and then we'll do ants You'll get it set up all right Brandon. Oh, do you know sitting sitting chair beside beef? Okay, and what is it steak here? We're just doing it. Oh nice of that Kyle's counting his money. And Lucas, if you want to just put the ants in a cup and release it outside. Did someone slap you on the ass with flour?

Oh my God, there's a perfect handprint on his ass. That's how he gets caught cheating. That's who I am? Yeah, that's your character. I don't want to be this guy Okay, okay, but he doesn't want to be it. Oh, he is being it so what am I doing? So what we're gonna do is this is called this whose line game is called dating game Okay, dating game big cat is a contestant on a dating show and he is trying to figure out which one of these three bachelorettes He's going to date, either Gino,

Beef, or One Month Trial Ethan. One Month Trial Ethan already has his board. I will ask you, I have assigned them characters to play, and at the end you'll have to guess what their characters were. Okay. Okay, so you'll start with Gino, he's bachelor number one. Okay.

You'll ask him a question. Yep. Just one question each. Yep. And then you'll try to figure it out. All right, I'll ask him a question. Yep. Just one question each. Yep. And then you'll try to figure it out. All right, I'll ask you to close your eyes. Geno, reveal your character. Geno, take that board in front of you.

Reveal your character. And you are... Mm-hmm. It's a little... Okay. Brandon, can I ask one question? No. Okay.

Contestant one. You can't do what I think you're gonna ask. No, no, no, no, no. Hold on, hold on. Oh. Contestant one. You can't do what I think you're gonna ask. No, no, no, no, no. Contestant one. Hold on, hold on. Oh. What? Accent?

Yeah. Okay. It's a character choice. Got it. Eve, reveal your character. No, are they like people or are they genres? Okay. Yeah, they're people.

They're people, they're playing characters. And One Month Trial Ethan is also a character, and I will reveal his right now. I have it written on this board, so if you can just come in on me. This is again. That's who One Month Trial Ethan is playing. All right, Big Cat, you are the dating contestant. And Bachelor number one. Okay. Hi, Bachelor, Bachelorette or Bachelor?

Whichever you like. Okay, Bachelor number one. I'm Dan. Hi, Bachelor, Bachelorette or Bachelor? Whichever you like. Okay, Bachelor number one, I'm Dan. Hi, Dan. Oh, okay, that's Ben Mintz. No, no, no, no. There's more to his character. Oh, you have to ask him like a dating question. Oh, okay.

Describe a perfect first date for us. Well, you and I, well, we'd probably just go to dinner and, I mean, you'd pick up the tab. And, I mean, I just want to apologize up front because what happened, it, well, it wasn't my best work, but, you know, sometimes a bar stool that's just the way it goes. This is Ben Mintz at the Barrett Summit thing. Oh, he's apologizing for something okay, but Ben mint's apologizing for the n-word, okay, all right Work you know hi. I'm Dan. Hi Dan. How you doing today? Could you describe a perfect first date yeah first date we're going on sluggers. I got this mean fastball you ever ridden in a car

Throw real quick My baseball team stinks But hey, I'll tell you what though if it's me versus you and this girl. It's gonna be me Don't be me. I throw 91. What do you throw okay? So this is an angry white side man splitting white socks Dave. It's white socks Dave arguing that he's better at dating How fast you throw all right all right contestant three white? Why did you have a something? I just think like hey, I throw fast contestant three hello. How's you doing, baby? Okay Contestant three hello Okay

Tested three could you describe a perfect first date for us? Yeah, you're skating What Just going to figure skate, okay, you can you see where you know what rank oh my god I Hold on get into character man. Yeah, I'm trying my best you started good. It's a bad date. That's a bad date Alright, what's your what's your favorite? What's your favorite thing to do? How I get on snapchat and the Instagram post to my story

This is my friends knows this ebony Warm warm He's not doing a great job. Let's get to the point how far do your legs go back? Who is this? He's just a black woman hitting on you at the bar. Oh, so it's ebony. Yeah He's just a black woman hitting on you at the bar. Oh, so it's Ebony. Yeah That was terrible figure skating at the rink Have you ever met a black person? Yeah, that's the funniest made-up stereotype black women love to figure

That was a fun game. All right, that's all No punishment. Thank you, Beef. I love it. Brandon, that's great. Whose line is it? It's great. I have five more. I want to play that again.

I do too. Oh, Ethan, F-. Who would you? I mean, Gino clearly won, right? Gino was the best. Beef, thank you. Beef, Southern accent, White Sox, they have was also great. Alright, so is Lucas going to find this ant? Yep, we ready?

Ready Lucas? So hands and knees under the baseline? Yeah I did. Oh man. Ready? Hands and knees under the baseline. You have to crawl. That's what hands and knees mean. Why does he have to be so argumentative on everything? You have to crawl. I have to crawl? That's what hands and knees do. Why does he have to be so argumentative on everything? You have to crawl and find the ants. There's like five ants in here.

Such a bad attitude. They're not going to go far. They've been in here for about two hours. So they're dead? They are. No, they're alive. Go! Is that a lot of ants are not moving at all Now this feels great I was gonna do bad for the ants

I was gonna do one ant and he wasn't allowed to see where we dropped it. Just save the ant. Well, I found an ant. Save it. Uh, save its life. Take it outside. Take it outside. Throw him the cup. Take him outside.

Oh, oh, oh. Don't kill it. There's another small red thing. What? Hiccup. Hiccup. Hiccup. Hiccup.

Hiccup. Hiccup. Hiccup. Hiccup. Hiccup. Hiccup. Hiccup. Don't kill it. Oh, ant! There's another small red thing. What? Pick up the ant! No, I don't like bugs. He's out. There's no way it's there.

He also ran the wrong direction, This door right there to outside. I'll go get it. Oh. Yeah, not as fast as. Not a single ant was hurt on the act today. Yeah. Yeah. Who's up?

Having fun. A few ants might have been hurt from Ethan's impression. But. Oh, don't say it. Don't say don't speak Brandon all right so Brandon's off the wheel now there you go Brandon has anybody not gone check Donny it's still out there. Oh someone's gonna have to eat it. Yeah, that's that's a weekend ruiner. I'm being a pussy Thanks guys Oh

Yeah, it's rubber rubber Markrow bears here, so it's a good bad will. Yeah. You want rubbed? I'll take rubber or rubber. Anika and Hannah, if you could get those condoms. Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute. Who do you want dropping it? Okay, condom team, get on it.

Now, let's- Lucas. Who's the condom, what's the condom team do? They're gonna go fill up two- There they go. Oh, there goes the condom team. Who's the condom, what's the condom team do? They're gonna go fill up two- There they go! Oh, there goes the condom team! There goes the condom team! They're running across the court!

They've been called into action. Thank you, condom team! It's actually really tough to pick them up once they're full. They can hold, I was testing them out, an insane amount of water. It's gonna take a minute, Brandon, so you can chill. He's not listening. We can spin someone else while they get the condom. Yeah, somebody else can go

the condom team Put a blanket in there to be nice Just hold it so he doesn't shake so much you don't have to okay Dirty dumpster no Lucas. Can you spin them a little bit? I think the answer to that TJ is yes Yeah, this is gonna get water Everywhere right that's what the dumpster is for Yeah, yeah, we'll keep it going it's gonna take a minute So you have plenty of time Lucas has the chance to do whatever he wants with Brandon and a dumpster. That's right

And he's being nice. He said Brandon's far away his favorite. Oh, yeah, bring him back to the yak He said Brandon's putting away his favorite. Oh, yeah, he's bringing him back to the Yak. Yeah, sorry, it's a bit of a logistical nightmare because the condoms have to be open. They can't be tied. Wait, the condom's open? That's the way it flips then, it goes around the head. Oh! Brandon, is that fun?

He's not saying we. Do we have the tarp I would be yeah I'll probably get the tarp Luke can you get the tarp gotta be saying we all right ready can you give us one we as you're getting all right okay not even a cowabunga it takes a long time so we have time to do another yeah, I gotta start saying that cowabunga. Yeah What's the strength what? It's gotta be about three or four feet above you for it to work. You're doing what, K? I want to try to get this.

He's going K. Lucas. Oh yeah, the far school's leaf blower, Lucas. Oh Yeah, oh yeah Everyone Google WNBA players. Yeah, we're gonna go teams. Okay, so I I did have to do that, too Oh Well cards are good for Yeah Tj, if you could do good and bad wheel and then I just pick someone for that. Yeah Hmm pick anybody

Did you just pick someone for that? Yeah. Hmm. Pick anybody. Literally anyone? Oh, that's bad. So how bad does it smell? Should we just do it on the grass? I don't know how bad it smells.

You squeeze it, and it'll start inflating, and you guys will pass it back. Would it be better with three people? I think two. Do you have a sibling? Yeah. We could do three. okay? All right three of us or two of us It's up. It's up to you. What do you all right? Well? You know what I'll add Che Che and like this

Where do you want to go do this? I'll do it on the grass over there And I think the person has to stay out there with it if that it explodes on really does it explode liquid. I don't know Has to stay out there with it if that it explodes on really does it explode liquid. I don't know Squeeze gently to break inner water bag package will inflate and then burst Is this gonna be a why don't we do this on the tarp after them well, it's about the smell I don't think it's filled with anything Hey, there's just a little water a little bit of fluid liquid like just activates the yeah, I think it's more air But I also don't know oh For outdoor use only no all right, so let's zoom it and we'll go out there

Jay alliance here we go. Here's the condom as much as we can it will not just all throwing it back at Lucas Oh, yeah, yeah, why do you want to do an alliance? Okay good? It's good team did she call the did she call the dress of our cap of a condom the nipple part don't drop it yet All right, they said you gotta hurry you gotta hold on hold on Lucas's arms. Can't hold it much longer. Oh, yeah He couldn't make an egg All right, yep Oh, he's got to go again gotta go again that is a hundred percent Yeah, I think it should I think it's gotta be tied right like a thousand percent supposed Kate

How did you think that it wasn't supposed to be tight? And then you should go higher. I don't know how that ever works. I'm feeling like it's got to be tied. Oh, I can't wait to see the footage Luke's getting. That's tied. That's as tied as tied gets. That's hate. I'm so dumb. Yeah. Look how easy it is. Plop it on. No.

Are you wet, Brandon? So Lucas. There, boy. Chad's gonna love that one. Yeah, she's toast. Get her, boys. Come on, boys. Come on boys! But it actually turned out well because Brandon

just got wet for no reason. By all means. No it didn't. Brandon in a bucket's funny. Yeah. It's funny. Look at him sitting there. Hey Brandon, wave to the camera. You know what? I'm gonna reverse this one and say that it's on us. Yeah, you shouldn't have let Kate say it That was our yeah, like that's we all heard her say yeah We know what no one that was one of the only times she was very confident That'll teach you Blame us that was was 100% on us. You said it with such...

Oh yeah, you don't tie it. You just drop a fucking untied water balloon. And if the water comes out, you gotta go again. That was dumb. No, it's made for a funny moment. Okay well she already had one tied. got to help her get it up to Lucas oh did it break eight yes she bought the ultra thins that's she's the This is so bad. She's the best. She's gonna apologize so much. Oh, yeah

Kate was talking to me before the yak started one day, and I was like I gotta run and pee real quick She said oh my god. I'm sorry What and I stopped I was like for what for what? All right Lucas you ready? No it might Lucas go higher drop it right on his head I stopped. I was like, for what? Alright Lucas, you ready? This isn't gonna work. No it might. Lucas, go higher. Drop it right on his head. Put your head down, Brandon. Go higher, Lucas.

Maybe a little lower actually. Try to make sure I get on top of his head. Get a little lower, yeah, like right there. Three, two, one. Oh! That almost worked. Did it break down on his pants try it again Right one more time one more third times the charm third times each are oh my god No, the first time didn't count it wasn't it wasn't tied

How did it break oh, okay, never mind one more one more no, okay? He's got a big head Is he stomping? Wet dumpster water. I did it. Somebody else might. Who's got the tiniest head? Me. Well, no, maybe not. Got my balloon. Anyway, I would do it. Get on the zoom.

Oh, Liam's do it get on zoom All right Lucas, let's go Where they going they're gonna play fart hot potato The times we've done stinky things on after dark these things stink like you can't yeah They these you know this product we did fart spray and we put anica in the fart box and they were as Bad as anything we've done I ordered three bottles of these and there were only two at five below so door dash replaced it with a fidget spinner Today that was one of my favorite after dark moments when you discovered that the fart spray smells like poop Oh, I got it on my oh fuck this fart spray smells like poop. It smelled bad

I don't know. I didn't think it was gonna be that bad. That's we used to this fart smells like poop What he called the shit poop? Yeah, some I'll say that someone's day is gonna get ruined are they uh How do how? Hmm. It's not the thing. Why? Who do we want to get it? Oh, man.

I think Che is about to get it. You think they both hold the alliance? No, I think Big Cat's going to turn on Che. Survivor style. Nice of this outside. It might be. Look how nice it is outside. It might be hard to throw, cause it's so windy. Oh Kate, I bought you this electric hair trimmer. Oh, thank you.

Oh nice. Ow. Oh yes. Oh the box. The box. The box is sharper than the... Oh, washable blade. Yeah.

All right, here we go. Oh, it's timed? Oh, Che! Che just dropped go. It's timed. Oh, chow che just dropped it Chase holding the Alliance, so it inflates and then explode yeah Did it explode already yeah, I think so Double Jay how's it smell the bust on him? Get all the farts on big cats

I've been through worse it could be worse He's guys eat a lot of pussy in his life. He's spelled worse. I'm good some bad. Did you guys double Alliance double? Right as we were walking out. I just told Lucas like let's make an alliance against Steven so then they just you were never gonna get it They never threw it to me Wow You were the loser yeah Wow Yeah, I was a big inhale Lugas how'd that feel? It felt great to not be in the losing side yeah, I saw you you look like a happy boy I run it back in I think that's the happiest ever in my life

Yeah You feel a little betrayed that it was a double alliance If it wouldn't have worked out for me yes So che just sits there, and I yeah, but it's probably already gone outside. Yeah, it probably is you can come in Che What's he gonna eat it I just gonna throw it away the right thing to do Che is there any stuff in there? Smell the bag rub it on you put your finger in the bag. I'll just throw it out Don't I could smell it. Oh

What's he doing he's planning it more seeds later He's just hogging screen time hog and screen to you just sniffing glue what was that I think we got a pretty we got a fruity one likes it it's a spowler food oh oh oh oh oh we're fruity oh no it shouldn't even be the hot potato should literally you said to go out there and I like that

yeah somebody else at foul well that's fun Yeah, would everybody like to take one how many are oh no there's a lot Oh, so there I mean we got a smell of a foul one. Yeah, yes, you just have to go and hold it That's way better. Yeah Let's do it again Spin it in the way Brandy do it. I know I'm off I Am to my butt sweat feels good. Oh, yeah, I got a wet butt. All right spin it. It's too big

It wasn't my head's fault. It was your head And the open very high arches. Yeah. Yeah, I'm built different Hey, hey you're up che I double-alienced you did you not notice that you was just you and Lucas throwing at each other well we both dropped it so it's just like kind of closer but yeah clever clever this is chase first or second this first that's the best part about chase you can double cross him and he'll just go ha ha you got me oh hey is this your first buddy first that's a great pal move double

crossing oh oh okay he's going for the onion wait, if you call it and get it, you don't have to do it. Yeah, that's almost... prevents. Oh! Leaf blower! Go get the leaf blower. This is going to be fun. Lucas, now how are you feeling? It's in... I think Paige has it out in front. Not great.

Can you grab me a water, too Lucas your short list love plink oh Well, it's good good news is we only do it once a month yeah Now we're doing another one next month Now we're doing another one next month. Nick, did you see- All right, spin it TJ. Did you see Wallow talking to the Steelers? No, no I didn't.

Gonna have to pull that up. KB. I don't wanna air out our group chat, but we were talking about, I don't remember this get I don't want to air out our group chat, but we were talking about so I didn't don't remember this penis day coming up Yeah, oh Okay, but what is it? What are we doing for penis day something big no something little something all right? All right go Kyle I was confused by that in the chat there's leaf blower what's that 6.26

yeah mm-hmm should do like a we're just an awareness run we're gonna be naked from the bottom down an awareness bike ride penis awareness Winnie the Pumo yeah oh nice You're gonna leaf blow Lucas in the face. Here. Fill it with flower-esque pose. Where do you put it? That thing looks like a bazooka. No. Where you wanna put it? Oh bend over to. That'll do. Where do you load it up? Oh you're just gonna drop it in there? Do it over the dumpster maybe yeah, we don't get flour That's a great point I heard it's extremely

It's not gonna be bad. We're not gonna be bad. It's gonna clean all the flour off you. That was flammable and that was just a flame. He's dead All three of you would be a little singed He's dead. That would be great. He's dead. All three of you would be a little singed. There's a lot of flour. It's gonna be fine. We could put way more flour in there next time.

It's like, the room is like, That was fun. Yeah, there's a haze now. All right, Kyle. Yeah, it's like right before kickoff. He might have to get the pucks from the front. It's almost a... Lucas, that was better than getting Antique, wasn't it?

Yeah, I guess. We're gonna have to fill that fucking thing up yeah we're gonna have to fucking load it up oh oh wow oh no oh no rubberlest head. We have a chance. Kyle getting a massage, it would be worse. Probably. You want to get rubbed? You don't know who it is though. It could be someone really cool. So do we just have a bear in there right now? I love it. Yeah. Swedish massage. It's only for a minute. Oh, there's a bear. All right, rub bear. Come on in. If you're out there, it might take them a minute he or she we don't know we're not gonna know Yeah, relax the wind blowing out is going boys home run six two in the second Wow Cubs Cubs

Wow PCA hit a home run. Oh, yeah Love that yeah, they're down to oh say it I pop a double Wind blowing out at Wrigley is so much fun. What is that? It's like a softball game. Yeah, wind at Wrigley is like, it's probably the number one park effect of any baseball save except for course field.

Someone should measure it like it's a baseball player. Is it the best players? Oh. Oh. Here comes the rub the rubber the anonymous Why why Hillary? Keep it anonymous so you can feel comfortable how Connor how long have you been wearing? Yeah? Why has he been this is the good

Once it out is Connor this could be. This could be anyone, but it. Oh! Oh, damn it, Connor. Oh, god damn it. God damn it, Connor. Yeah. Yes. Yes, he should. Sorry. I just wanted Kyle to feel comfortable.

Rub him good, Connor. Connor, why that way? You don't have to. Get to his skull. He's straddled. Why'd you do that? Connor, give him a massage for real. Get in there. Connor, get him good.

Get him good. There you go. Do his hamstrings. Oh my god. Do his hamstrings. Get him good. Oh no. Where do you want it, Kyle?

Glutes. Just gentle, like a Swedish massage. Damn. Your first time. Where do you want it Kyle glutes? Your first instinct was to mount his ass have you never seen a massage All right, so this is I Kind of you can mount him if you want to if you get a better angle. Oh yeah. Connor massage. These are what plink oh moments that was just muscle memory Yeah, you are the bear Ken Jack do what you want you can take the boy out of Penn State

You could take him out of the boy, but I'm gonna go right back in. Oh! Oh. What were you guys laughing at? Did he mount you? Fully mounted you. Yeah, that was weird. Fully mounted you.

I would have assumed there were two sides he could choose. Rub him good, Connor. Connor, what? Why was he wearing a Hillary Clinton mask? There were two sides he could choose Angle why oh My god also in my mind it was just in the chiefs just gonna come up behind you and rub your shoulders I don't know why you guys were on the floor All right Has anyone's challenge not gone? No, we've done them all. Yeah. All right. Wow,'s challenge not gone?

No, we've done them all. Yeah, all right. Let's keep going. Nice. Good work, everyone. I still want to see someone eating on you. Everybody's got one, right? Kate's last one.

I want to do the WNBA card. I do too. What WNBA player would you want to eat? You could only eat one. Che, I'll make a deal with you. Cameron Brink. You want to go to hand? Would you eat the whole box?

If no one gets onion. Or just the one card. Did you eat the whole box? If no one gets onion or just the one card yeah Someone's gotten the onion someone has Clear the board Clear the board wow that's her own All right, so I love their Kyle Your own and then the pouch. Oh, yeah fart pouch for cards I don't know Kate should we just spin a wheel to see which one it is or do we know?

Well, you gotta do you got all three of them? Yeah, you got all three. We'll just do all three of them. Kyle, what's yours? So we'll start with yours. Yeah, we'll start with yours. Okay, hopefully we can get Connor back. You have a small head. I have a small head. Condom team be on the ready. If Connor mounts Kate, we're gonna have a problem. Oh, he will mount. He will mount. Oh, he will mount he will mount oh he will get out of here Connor get out of here Connor this is your challenge I didn't think. I don't know. I don't know. He doesn't have to do this, it's okay. Connor. I would've wore pants today.

At least a shoulder rub. Yeah, okay. My hands, you can rub my hands. Hey, you came up with it. I know, sorry Connor. You don't have to. Connor. I bet he's getting out of the bear suit thing and I just did a hell of a job out there.

He didn't. Can I propose something? Yeah. Oh oh I was gonna propose something to you Well, what if we swap the three for just one game of 23 onion rings? Oh, would you take that deal? Yes? Are you gonna hit three out of five I've been on a heater Shit ten or a row. I think she can accept that deal. Hey, I don't wanna see you eat an onion. I get a warm up, right?

One warm up. One warm up. Oh, that's a bummer. Oh, sorry Connor, not this time, pal. Connor, we don't need you. We made a trade. That's a crazy move by Kate, but I respect the fuck out of it.

That is a crazy move. Crazy move. Especially because she already was one done. All she needed was Connor to rubber Well, she she cracks under the slightest bit of this is It's the ten shot. She I I hope that she does this I was gonna I was gonna propose that Che and I go head-to-head ten free throws loser has to eat a full onion Monday Whoa onion Monday

Yeah, I might have to do that she makes these you guys should you guys should do that. Because I wouldn't mind eating a full onion on Monday. Friday would ruin my weekend. You wouldn't be getting any kisses this weekend. No. I'll tell you that. I think I'm going to the pig roast. Oh yeah. Yeah.

Connor's friend. Yeah. Going to a pig roast? Remember the pig roast? That's from a while ago, right? Yeah, you wanna come? Yes, Dave! What is the venue? A house?

Oh, it's somebody's house. All right, that's first. Oh no. That's the warmup. Oh my god. Oh my god, this. This is so bad. So three of five and she's safe. This is so bad. Three of five, starting now. This is such a bad decision by Kate.

That's bad trade. This is fucked up by Chad's proposal. Bad trade. Yeah. Big Cat, have one of the chocolate covered pretzels. This is such a bad decision. Hey that's bad fucked up by Chad. Oh, yeah Big cat have one of the chocolate covered pretzels No, come on. I had some bunch of proof to me that you hate it You can stop after one bite if you don't like it Two more Kate So gotta go to Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Two more Kate. Oh no. So gotta go two of three.

Three. Oh Jesus. She's gotta make this one. She has to make this one. Oh. This was not a good trade. What a bad idea. Chase should feel bad.

Because the three that she landed in weren't too bad. No. No. Oh, okay. Happy in his last one, K-1. Take a timeout if you need a timeout. Take a timeout if you need a timeout. I'm going to come down to this.

I'm okay. Wow. Oh my God. I just have to get one more, right? Yep. Oh. yeah oh no that's why I told you to take a timeout she didn't know we can spin for the onion sauce very generous even even Oh

Very generous even even we could We gotta get that paper off too Yeah, you can take the small one so it was crazy Kate. Why did you make that deal Kate? Five is literally one hand. Oh. She thought she had two more. Oh, she'll never French again. She thought she had two more. She had three of the easier ones, I thought.

I don't know. I guess the stink bomb might have. It could have been fruit. But it could have been food. Yeah. Could have been. And she already had Connor. She could have.

She just didn't want to do three. Angel Reese or something, you know? I'm starting to think that Kate might not be like a good under pressure decision-maker Hey this seems like a trend That was shocking Kate that was shocking. I mean credit to you ballsy move Brandon talked during the shot. I missed. Yeah. Yes. He said something right before I fucking did the damn. I damn sure did We talked during Tate's yeah, that's true. Thanks an entire onion. We talked during Tate's. Yeah, that's true.

Tate's Free Throws, we talked, right? We did, yeah. We did. Oh, man. Oh, imagine if she eats a paper. Oh, I smell it. I think it should be one good bite. Yeah, that's too much onion.

You can't eat that whole onion. You're going to have to take it up with Che. Steven, don't make her eat the whole thing. One big bite, right? That's a small onion. Small onion. He's ruthless. That's like a six-plate onion.

They're like a gillet. Oh! Oh, my word. Cartoon bite. That was a real. That was so funny. We should sell that sound. Oh, my god.

What a good sound. That was a good. What a bad ass shit was. Can you do that sound. Oh my god! That was... Can you do that sound again? You will? I need you...Kate, can you film yourself giving the beef a surprise kiss when you get home? Oh my god, it's spicy! Yeah, that's it.

He's ruthless. 6.9 You're like a... That sounded great! We can sell that! Kate, you like. Oh! Yeah, it sounded fake. You can sell that. Kate, you're going to be rich. Everyone be quiet for the next one. OK, sorry. Take a big one.

It's burning a lot. OK. Ready, boy? No. My only fans is Katie Moneygrabs. Oh my god. You're so good at biting. You're so good at biting. Kind of good at biting it's kind of makes it sound good. Yeah

There's so much liquid Come to tears come the tears If you just made those free throws though, just one really the last you talked Yeah, just made one of your last one too that you had that you didn't have oh my god Can you get it for me get what's it taste like why don't we compromise we'll do as many bites as free throws missed so she missed three three big okay three bites that's your last bite why shouldn't you just

compromise with one big bite also we tried to get you to compromise for an hour and a half well somebody has to finish it you You're kind, man. Steve. One more bite? Yeah. Give us a good one. Do a fresh one for you guys. OK, ready? Yeah. I'm a little bit jobless. Yeah, you did damn good.

Well done. Titus, how are you doing? You OK? It's not pleasant. Oh, I feel bad. I feel bad, man. Yeah, thank you. Oh, man.

That's not 23 onion rings. 23 onion rings. I'll say this. My sinuses are very clear. Oh. Still don't know if it's titled correctly. 23 onion rings. Holy shit. 23 because it's the number of...

Mitchell Robinson? Mitchell Robinson. Yeah, that's why. Onion because of Holy shit. Well, 23 because it's the number of... Mitchell Robinson? Mitchell Robinson. Yeah, that's why. Onion, because of the onion. Right. I want someone else to take a bite just to feel what it feels like. Locust?

Holy fuck. Just kidding. Can I be done now? Yeah, you're done. TJ, can you pull up Cody's tweet? Oh no. Shit. Yeah, you're done TJ. Can you pull up Cody's tweet? Oh, no No, I'm a time is Buffalo so damn much. Oh, yeah. We yeah. Oh, yeah. Talked about that. Yeah Pretty bait bait. It's gotta be it has where's it's not it has to be bait. That's just a that's a beer

That's a gas station slice of pizza Yeah, if only you could get that here, man It's doing Numbies. Oh fuck yeah, white boy Rick had a good response But then I looked at the quote tweets, and it's just people were just like I miss Buffalo to there with that wings do look good, but they look like any way Yeah, there's two of them the pizzas all pizza. No crust. Yeah, that is yeah There's a Bill's Bears preseason game in Chicago this year big cap Why you telling him you've been dying prepare for an invite I

Think that will just have to be next play code. That would be one of my bads one of us. Oh, that's a that's actually good. Yeah One of us has to go to the bills preseason game with Cody. Oh, you know, do you know that Tate the story? I've heard it. Yeah, Cody. Yeah first first time I ever met him He's just like oh yeah me. I Think it was it was oh Yeah, I didn't know that I think either DM me or he might have come up to me. He was just it was on my show Oh, yeah, yeah, he was like, yeah, he'll Bills bears preseason. You want to go? This was before you guys like start. I had never been like first week. I was just like what did you just that's a bold. It was like first week, and I was just like, what did you just say to him? That's a bold one. That's a bold one.

It was like a week after he had moved to Chicago. He texted me the picture of the bus stop and said, Wrigleyville, fucks. Oh. Oh. Should I excuse me? Yeah. Oh, he DM'd me.

He did DM'd me. He did DM'd me. I'm turning 25 tomorrow. We're not going to be friends. Me, so he did DM'd me. No. Yeah, he DM'd me. I told him to be, you in. You in no. Yeah, he DM'd me. I told you, you in?

You in? What's up? No. No. It's such a mess. August 26th. That does leave it open that if he would've said regular season,

you may have. It still would've probably been no. And I think I knew, yeah. I think the pre-season was more like, are you talking about pre-season? Like, you're talking about practice? That's a bold bold move. Yeah. Yeah, he DM me out of nowhere. Yeah, and I had to break it to when we weren't gonna

Was it a good game? Can we see if you missed anything? Yeah, what'd you miss? Have you guys been to a preseason game? Yes, they suck. They're the worst worst. They're the worst. I went with Danny Conrad It's issue First year we moved here. Well, here's what they are. They're for taking kids to a football game. Not taking like a quarter and a half. Yeah, not to your 24 year old coworker

you met a week ago to a football. You know what my millionaire boss would love? Preseason. He'd love to take a Saturday away from his kids to go to a preseason game with Cody. And that's before you knew his personality. I didn't know anything about him. How you feeling, Kate?

Great job, Kate. That was MVP shit. Honestly, I feel amazing right now. I have allergies really bad. Oh, he would have been in your kitchen there. This was Dustin Field still. Oh, I think Mitch played in this game for the Bills. So that was kind of cool. Nice. Oh, no, he might have been on the Steelers that year.

Let's see, Tyson Bajent. OK. Wow. What a game. It would have been fun. Did Josh Allen play it all? Oh, yeah. Josh Allen, yeah.

Five for seven. Wow. That would have been cool. Justin Fields. Justin fields fields two for six He Jay Walker, and I probably tweeted after this is the year That doesn't sound like you oh All right, who do we got three names remaining believe so I'm having fun. Yeah, this might have been our most successful. Yeah, this has been a good one

So you got to keep your mouth shit? You did redeem yourself after the condom fiasco. Taking the onion is crazy. What? What? No. Oh. Oh. Poor Titus.

Oh. It's worse than usual, even, if you can believe it. You handled that way better than I would have. I think we're ignoring she chose eating an onion over getting touched by Connor Griffin yeah it's the eyebrows also very funny because after this TJ we got to clean the court well I'll help as well there's going to be NBA guys who are gonna be drafted in three weeks but oh no court that we today tried to find an ant, dropped a condom, had onion free throws. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I didn't make the plexiglass Oh Serial time buddy, I hope he has to do John Wayne Casey. Oh, yeah, that's right or the BTK BTK would be both are pretty good

serial selection Really three serials That was that was so real from you He was actually strategizing Nobody's been close to the time running out. Yeah, if you don't get this you are a you're not a man We'll call it call your shot. What do you think can get it in? 30 33 No, I'm I don't need cereal very often

Benchpress no experience you can't just get on the bar What do you think though, what wasn't a tate joke To what do you think that would call a time for the Knicks? Yeah. No, I've heard no no no Fuck around all those salespeople back. Oh Man, you know listen if you don't get it you have to stick around and you have to play defense on these draft prospects Oh, that'd be sick. Oh How are they giving they're coming here today? Yeah, they're all staying at my hotel or my apartment hotel What a lot of them are at my hotel my apartment Kyle lives in a hotel Two floors are a hotel. That's it, but they're all that for a second. I was like wait is couches busy

Cock already yeah ready cinnamon set His couch is busy. Cock ready? Yeah. Ready? Cinnamon? Set, go. What is he? Has he never had cereal? I need no cereals. He has no cereal experience.

Oh my God. What are you tasting? What flavor? Tell you what Che, for a guy who doesn't eat cereal, you're doing a pretty good job. First time eating cereal? We could use a sound effect from him too. You're a natural.

How'd you like? Sound effect heavy episode. Self taught. Self taught cereal eater. Did you watch like a YouTube video? A tutorial. 15 seconds, Jay. Holy shit, dude.

There better not be any scouts walking by. Kids are fucking natural. This kid, we got to get him in the league. You won't believe who I just discovered. First time. Raw talent. How many would you say you have left? Seven. Actually you were, you kind of were bad. Milk. Tongue.

Whoa, too cold? 22. Yeah, no that was really bad. I don't eat cereal a lot. Number 36 podcasts on YouTube. I don't see a lot That makes no sense That's us guys Killer wheel and then choose who has to do come for the lady eating an onion and stay for the guy eating cereal for the first time bear mounting someone. Oh man.

So it's either John Wayne Gacy or the BTK Killer. And remind him what those are. You don't get to pick. You have to do it. I thought I'd pick. He is right. Wait, he picks who gets to do it. You don't pick the cereal killer.

Oh right, right. BT're a tk killer. Maybe Like is it did erie spin it? Yeah, just oh, so that's btk. So brandon titus and cats a bucket of water Flower in the face and then towel whip Go with your heart. Who do you want this to happen to? deep down Well, they're doing it to him. Don't it. Oh, I got a no he gets to pick Was it no he's getting devious he's looking around I also have a towel if you want He's made eye contact with can he pick one of the people that are doing it is it it's just people in here and yeah

Right, but not the whole office, right? Be fair to mm-hmm. I have plans che plans All right, I'll go at the house. I'm sorry Lucas. Thank you. I'll get you a bucket of water Poor Luke. I mean this is so fucking stupid man. No, no, stupid. You need water. I know. Luke, this is getting crazy.

Hey, is that an okay towel? Prospects going... If a prospect gets hurt because he slips on an ant. Don't get caught wet. The leftover lubricant from a condom that's on the... Let's do it right in here! Who cares about the water on the rug? Yeah.

It's just a bowl. The bowl. Just do it in here, Lucas. Titus is wetting that tip of the towel. Why? Take someone else's your ones. Your attitude is not... You got a really bad attitude today.

You have this annoying dignity for every fucking thing. He's like, oh, I got plans later. I do have plans later. You got a really bad attitude today. He's like, oh I got plans later. I do have plans later. You got a bad attitude, man. This is bullshit. Hopefully this people will wa- Oh my god. I could have done the real BT- I could have done the real BTK.

Why did Che pick Lucas? It's just whipped up all of it. Che and Lucas I thought had a pretty good relation. Shay, I cannot believe he picked you. Why did he pick me? I said be fair, go with your heart. I was at P.F. Chang's one time, through my pants I was bleeding. What?

At P.F. Chang's? Did you ever think that going that P.F. Chang's and Marstuhl the Venn diagram would be Lucas getting towel whipped? Lucas, what does P.F. stand's in our stool, the Venn diagram would be Lucas getting towel-whipped. No. Lucas, what does P.F. stand for? I can forget. Paul Fleming. Paul Fleming. Paul Fleming?

What? Mm-hmm. Two guys. That's not Asian. No. Paul Fleming and Chang. No. Cultural appropriation.

Stop. He's wetting the tip. Why didn't you say you had plans? You should have said you had plans. Plans works 100% of the time. God. Because we wouldn't believe it This is fucked up this is really fucked up. It's a BTK bowl of water

Is it scalding hot? It's supposed to be in a row it's supposed to go boom boom boom I won't get your bear skin but I can only I'll Brandon's luckily you were your tightest hand Lucas it's supposed to go boom boom boom I don't know how else to whip but Step up a little, step up a little. You want your ass. Look at your ass. Step in the middle. This is my last one for today. Yeah, okay fine. I'm out. Well, unless Lee Floor hits me. If you want to, just me, him, you.

Yeah, but you gotta, turn, shake your ass. Right here. Face or head? Head. Head, face, butt. Yes. I'm going ass. I swear to God I'm going ass.

I swear to God I'm going ass. I know, but I'm worried about you. I'm going ass. I'm not going leg. I'm going ass. I'm going leg. I'm going leg. I'm going leg. I'm going ass. I swear to God I'm going ass. I swear to God I'm going ass. I'm not going leg. I'm going ass.

Yeah, I guess. Oh, I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. Round of applause for the guys. Maybe a better attitude though next time. I'm done. I'm done. Round of applause for Lucas. Woo! Maybe a better attitude though next time. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

I think that's what it was. What if we crack the top 35 now? Oh man. That's gotta get us. That's gotta push us. We'll have to do... Here's what I'm gonna say for Lucas. Lucas, get him back in here. I'm here. Lucas, I think next plinko day you get to we'll do a revenge plinko day for Lucas

Yeah, it's very fair it's fair no he'll he'll come up with challenges and we yeah and we'll do I will do that Yeah, that's fair Lucas. He left. I think I think I think he's genuinely on the That's fair Lucas. He left. I think I think I think he's genuinely on the At a breaking point right now. Why I don't know I heard a The way his voice sounded I think he's genuinely on the on the on the edge right now. I could see that yeah, I could see Should we break them? Yeah? I got in warm water. I didn't do anything good today Yeah Yeah, how was it even that bad you got him good. It was quite loud. Yeah, I got him good on the second

We're seeing you today He doesn't watch the act you always do too. I always know to like it going yeah, yeah He didn't tell whipped the worst thing would have been the soccer kicks, but he didn't get hit. Yeah What's the worst thing he did? Nothing. He did it. Probably just, he has no reason to be even the slightest bit of a player. He played with ingredients.

He did nothing that we all haven't done. Basically, a bit of a towel-whipped multiple times. Yeah. Antique. Wet. Wet. Yeah, he's kind of a beast. He's overreacting.

He's overreacting. He's a good boy. He's done, though, for the day. He'll clean up. I told him to come back in Well, I mean hopefully he is done for the day. We'll see Yeah, two laughs yeah, yeah, and which letter is leaf blower It's the last last goal school on the far right all right I said come back in after you clean up, and he thumbs up that that's pissed Every once in a while he gets like really really mad and then like five minutes later. He's like alright

Yeah, what was the most mad the K to kit he I'll tell you this yes He yelled at the at the minute the rolls reversed ended He was screaming at me, and then two minutes like five minutes later. That's the things he tortures people. Yeah, this is really His reason which I think we both learned something that he was really mad that Jerry and I wouldn't allow him to piss his pants And then and then I my stance was Yeah, it kind of fucking sucks when you do something for eight hours And it doesn't end how the chat wants and they just say L L L L L So yeah, we we got into it for like 30 seconds that's therapeutic though do we need a

do we need like a new Lucas that gives attention oh i like this we had somebody like i don't know Ethan or something that we could get oh hey Ethan oh what's up uh what's going on man hey man we're just drawing what are you drawing just on a little wood crazy. Oh nice. Wow, that's crazy All right, thanks, man. Of course cool Ethan. Thanks very regular of you All right, let's spit it again. I was just writing crazy on a piece of wood Sure, dude Sounds good Was just writing crazy on a piece of wood Let's see it again. Oh yeah, that's crazy. Hey guys. Oh fuck.

Oh Tate. I was one. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew.

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Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Wow, that's crazy at C-Shop, wouldn't I? Just wouldn't take Etsy. I'll choose the Y. Oh wow! Oh fuck, we don't have a Lucas. Ethan, hold that peg up. Wow, that's crazy. Well then he doesn't do the Y? Hey, you're gonna have to break it to him. It's whose line's it anyway.

Oh that's not bad, that's just fun. You just wanna do it? Oh yeah, I'll do it. Wait, but I get the good, right? There is no good. Bro, what you have to do is throw flour on Lucas' face now. No, but here's what we do, here's what we do. When Lucas comes back. We're like hey, man We actually you were supposed to get flowers on your face, but we're so nice

Yeah, that'll be good tactic. It's a good tactic like a good cop bad cop Guantanamo Bay shit like hey We we were supposed to waterboard you some more, but we're not and we're in the clear. Yeah, and then he'll love you'll feel You'll feel guilty. Yeah, I want him to apologize to us at the end of the episode We still playing brand What scheme do you like I'm kind of like number four maybe Yeah, like four Are we gonna do it or we we going to bank the Lucas thing? I think we do it.

No, we do it. We're not going to get Lucas, but we're just going to tell him we could have gotten him. All right. Che, get out here, please. No, not Che. Not Che. It's you. But I called it, so choose whoever you want. No, no, it's you. Okay. So you... Is it embarrassing?

No. I just need a marker and time for the board please. I just need to be able to write this down. Sure, yeah. Do you want me to draw my puck? Here is a marker over here. That might be too small. Nick can go drop his puck. Yeah, go drop your puck.

There's another one next to you that's bigger. other one next to you that's bigger. I think what we'll do for the next Plinko Day is that Lucas just gets to do all the antique. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All those challenges. Yeah. You want to give him the opportunity to think of some challenges? Yeah, we could. See what and see if we accept them or not. Yeah. Oh, yeah go wait wait wait TJ go on Nick All right good, okay Oh, no, Nikki. K. Fuck.

Oh no, Nikki. K. Oh no. Whoa. That was that. Hey. It's yours. Yeah. It's yours. No. Oh This could be the WNBA Good or bad, I suppose so it's WNBA or you hold the fart

All right, that's good Good okay, what are you doing? Yeah? What do you mean what is the car playing the card. Oh, OK. All right. So everyone choose a team? Everybody choose a WNBA. Oh, god. I believe there's only four cards per pack. Oh, great.

Oh, OK. I was worried about that. There's also only like 12 teams. There's eight teams. I was worried there was going to be a pack of 20 cards, like six teams in the league. OK, question. If you pick a team and that come up twice you have to eat two

Cards, yes before Okay, Indiana fever, please fever Give me the What year is this take the new team that's what I was gonna Expand 2024. Oh fuck Give me rockers Give me the

Dallas wings yeah, there's just no way no chance when you got to pick a WNBA team Too late just said I mean Seattle storm great is there is it the Comets? The comments are not a thing so I'll take the mercury I'll do the mystic I'll do the hometown team the sky booth Golden State Valkyrie no they're not they're not in the box. They're not in the set just

Hey, we literally just talked about that. Sorry Let's go Can I get son okay, I get son the Sun TJ It's Tulsa shock still to know how to storms no You got the LA's you get the Liberty in New York, Minnesota Indiana ace Indiana aces Vegas Vegas ace all the best team Wow all right This is nerve-racking, but also kind of sexy. Yeah

Brandon player that is a that Kate Martin the Washington mystic Who is that is right? This is really hard No mystics, there's a logo right shit, okay, all right WMBA, by the way, this counts as a WMBA. Is that a college jersey? I think it might be a college jersey. No, Mystics. There's a logo right there. Shit, okay. All right. That is an ace. Oh, Kelsey Plum.

Okay. Shut up. Pretty good one, isn't it? That is a Los Angeles Spark. Ooh, no one picked him. Last card. Shit. That is a Connecticut... Los Angeles spark ooh no victim last card Shit that is a Connecticut. Oh son Boys we got three cards we got three eaters yeah three

Bia might be the move Steve isn't even who was eating I'm eating Julie van Lou. Oh wow lightweight I ate weight. Yeah. TJ you're eating Kelsey Plum? Oh they don't put weight on the back. No. Okay. Oh I can't even rip this. No these are well made cards. You can put on whatever you want. How the fuck do you eat the STJ? What do you want to put it on? Anyone want a crumble cookie or a patho one? Probably later. I'm gonna try to use it.

These might not be eatable. Was that the last one by the way? Yeah. Okay. Those x-ray posts where you see what somebody's eaten. It's like a whole WNBA card in your... Are you ready, Brandon? Yeah. This Who's Line Is It Anyway game is called Press Conference.

Okay. And that is where one person, Tate, addresses the rest of us. We're all news reporters, and we know what he is giving the press conference for. He does not know what he's giving the press conference for. He does not know what he's giving the press conference for. I like this. And we have to reveal it kind of to him slowly through our line of questioning. And the character he will be playing, Tate, close your eyes. Yep, closed.

And I will hold it up and everybody, I can't say it, so if everybody can just zoom in on that. All right, maybe I'll just. Got it. Okay, got it. All right, zoom in on that. Maybe I'll just. Got it. Okay. All right. Zoom in on that. All right. This is the character he is playing and he is going to welcome us to the press conference and open it up for questions and then we will be the press. Okay. Okay.

Tate. Eyes open. Yep. Flip the board. Alrighty. Uh thanks for joining me at the press conference guys. Uh I am open for questions now. Mark. Uh is this something that you dreamed about accomplishing your whole life? Uh, I mean, I've worked hard for it. I'll say that it wasn't necessarily like my goal as a kid But since past couple years, I've been working hard Kate. When did you first know you had a talent for this? uh Um, I would say I was always better than than other people growing up at this Oh, what's going on childhood? I always knew I was oh?

Okay, so it's something gross. I'll tell you that oh Nick now would you work past blood sweat and tears? Listen to These two questions I'll tell you this to get to the the top of where we're at. Yeah, you have to blood sweat hard work You got to do you got to be willing to do more than what other people are doing Dan yeah Did Michael Douglas scare you at all about the future? I was I wasn't concerned with that. Okay. Necessarily, no.

At any point did you feel like your pursuit of this was getting a little hairy? I'm supposed to guess what it is? Is that, uh, Brandon? Was there a type of woman you preferred? Is that branded was there a type of woman you preferred? You're not Woman I'm eating pussy. Yeah, I'm someone who's eating pussy This part is not doing anything

These are very solid plastic card are well made Do you know the Michael Douglas? I didn't know I didn't get that one. He claims that he got cancer from eating too much Catherine's data Jones the finest pussy all the land of that pussy give you cancer imagine what the pussy were my god I'm terminal we're smoking marble red unfiltered and they're right Kate that's right I'm gonna miss Pat That's right. I'm gonna miss Pat. I'm gonna miss him a lot. Alright, I mean that was a great show. That was a great point go down, boys. Oh, fuck. Che, would you like to go head to head 10 free throws, loser has to eat a full onion on Monday?

I mean you're a better free thrasrow sure than me so that's a no that sounds like a no yeah give me a no sure oh give me a sure ties go to check ties go to check yeah no what about five big cat five for me you're both about the same free throw shooting I think yeah I think we're slightly better than yeah I like next idea five from big no I do not know Nick well you're gonna eat the onion we'd split the onion you got cardin okay fine wow yeah what's Monday okay five from Nick fire for me you have to go first okay I'm not good Nick you gotta hit a couple I think that's too big of an advantage yeah we'll do that but Ty is a good free throw shooter. Ty goes to big cap. He's acting like he's not. Big out there for free throw shooter. You're gonna make seven. How much better? Yeah wait. Ty will go to big cap. Let's just do it Monday. Leave something for the listeners.

Yeah. Yeah, just do that, yeah. We'll just do the free throw competition on Monday with an onion. Bring an onion. Honestly, we're here. That makes sense. Oh, shit.

Damn. Three day old onion. Where's Lucas? Lucas, come out here. Where's Lucas? Because I got three condoms full over there still. Mm-hmm. Let's see.

This tiny little head. Clear them off. Sit next to KB. Hey buddy. We wanted to tell you something. Hey, are you calm down? Yeah. Tate hit why and he called his shot which would

have normally been another antiquing but we said, you know what we're not going to antique Lucas. Yeah. Is there anything you would like to say to that Lucas? No. What? Like uh thank you or. Thanks for not throwing flour in my face for the 10th time and we have to leave it at 9 for today. Oh you're not? Okay cool. You're welcome. You're welcome. Yeah.

Still bad attitude. Wait wait wait sit down. I think next Splink-O-Day you you will be the all-time uh flower thrower. Is that fair? Can I get the furthest bowl? What? The the or the yak sorry the yak on the end it was just how about I get to come up with oh yeah you want the wheel you want the wheel next time look no I think you just gave up way more power taste good the wheel yeah yeah I'll take the the furthest one okay are you gonna participate next time I'll participate and then you get full you get all-time antique thrower I don't need that that feel that feels like pity.

Oh, OK. He's not that mad. No, he's happy. If anything, he feels guilty. I don't like you. You're my least favorite. I agree with that. He just wants to play.

That's fair. He just wants to play. Wait, Lucas, come back. I'm not throwing flour at you. Lucas, Lucas. Truce. Was it you just wanted to play You just want to play with us. I think he just wants to knock it the flower thrown

It's not hard to get play. Yeah, he wants you so slice that is fair. He always is just the bad guy Let him play yeah, he gets to play next time yeah, that's all he wanted. He just wants our friendship Yeah, I think he feels bad doesn't have a lot. I think he should feel bad He literally does this whatever His full-time job is to do anyone who's been on it, and then he bitches at you six hours in he's like dude 16 hours in the Dana stream he texts me stand up dude. We're losing viewers Chats mad at you We pulled just a really like a real church boy out. Yeah

All right, all right, let's spin the wheel we don't have the court next week So if you want to do stuff free throws or other stuff, oh, you can't do it next week Even Monday. Yeah, okay combine Sort of combine for golf mini golf combine Even Monday? Yeah. Okay combine Combine for getting off mini golf combine doing the combine for the The next minute the next mini golf which will be a combine So you're saying you have to shoot now, I think we'll do it if you wanted to do something on the court We don't have it Monday. That's no to shoot

We don't have the court next week on Monday though Correct just to shoot you're talking about Monday. That's like I think we have the word on Monday. We can have it's our course shoot Kate are you okay? Is it starting maybe has to do a soccer thing this chat is oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah good call We all got a KB. We all get it. Yeah. What about we kick at you until you finish a crumble cookie? Rapid fire kicks to you I spin the wheel first TJ. We'll end with the kicks Good call chat. That's why with number 36 podcast because the chat fuck. Yes

We're shooting free throws. Yeah, we have the goal. I think they're they're building on the court. All right, Ethan, everyone on Monday. Watch us kick balls. See you then. I even think, oh, yes. Oh, that's so bad. Oh, that takes it so bad. Oh, shoot.

Ready, guys? He's up. I like your face of balls. Get out. Oh Oh So bad Oh, thank you guys. What a pattern, going left. Lefty. We suck. Ooh! Whoa! Oh Oh What does this one mean? Peace out, BISIAC! BISIAC!