The Yak - This Is Cedar Park (go hard remix son) Feat. Ling Ling & The Mets | The Yak 1-13-22

Episode Date: January 14, 2022

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. I react I react Uh oh Uh oh At any moment I could just Fuck Rone shit up With his This is a lot of power to have Oh Steven

What are you doing Steven? Look at Steven Look at what Steven's wearing What? You motherfucker Great thing I had a fucking Tight ass grip on this shit Oh he's Got your ass

Swinging ass Look at your ass Holy fuck Chaotic off the rip Mad chaotic Nope that one doesn't go Y'all have lost your mind Frank is here

Frank hello Hey how's everyone doing Hey Frank Pretty good Breaking news is here. Frank, hello. Hey, how's everyone doing? Hey, Frank. Pretty good. Breaking news that I found out about 20 minutes ago. We have a live show tomorrow?

Yeah. You agreed to it. I thought it was going to be about the Super Bowl. No, this is about the live show. I didn't realize that we had a live show tomorrow, but I'll be there. You will? I was on the graphic. I guess I agreed to it. I didn't realize that we had a live show tomorrow, but I'll be there. You will? I was on the graphic.

I guess I agreed to it. Did you? I don't remember. Remember when we zoomed in on the graphic and we were talking about it? I agreed to it in December. This is January. I'm bad at future month dates.

If you're like, hey, can you do this thing in February? I'd be like, sure. Maybe you need an assistant. Well, it's also a different year. So you're also going on a different year, too. Oh, Jesus Christ.

It's like, wait, we're doing it? Friday vibes? Yes. Kind of? Yeah, it is. So what is it? God damn it. Yeah, it is.

I sort of just hoped you guys would have some follow-up questions, but there never were any. Oh, and look, Jacob from Salem's going. Yeah. I mean, what, are you going to let him down? So I need five. All right. So we need to bring some songs. Wait, it's 100 people?

No, they're $100 tickets at a 100,000-person stadium. It's at the Acropolis. Yeah. It's at the Circus Maximus. I could realistically get myself out of this if I bought everyone a beer. Oh, yeah, yeah. Or you could just not go. No, I'm going to go.

You also could give us your vibe. I just forgot. I don't usually agree to things on Friday night. Friday nights are my only time to mentally rest. Why don't you come in early and leave us with a bad vibe? A bad Friday vibe. Yeah. And we'll do a timeline cleanse

for everybody. Yeah, in real life. What if I just came in and we played taps and I shot myself in the face? But do I hurt yourself? What would that look like? That shit would be hilarious.

That would be a vibe. Perfect way to get some eternal rest on a Friday. Just rest forever. I'm not suicidal, but I do often think about what's the funniest way you could be suicidal in everyone's face yeah making it all about i mean it's kind of a fucked up premise but not a funny ass time though right like i i ron was here the other day last week i think it was when i left the office and i just looked at like big ev marty were you here yeah Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.

I was like, all right, see you guys. Gonna go kill myself. Like, ha ha. But then what if I did? And it would have had to have been funny. It couldn't have been sad. You guys would have been like, well, he told us. It's the onus is on us to take it as funny, not sad. Right. So do it, bro.

Put our feet to the fire. I might do it. Do I seem like real assholes? You're talking about the funniest way? Do I seem out of it right now? What's wrong? I'm beefing online with Chief. Why? All right, tell us what's going on.

Talk shit on the dozen. He said he beat us. We're one and one. So I responded that he should change his name. It's problematic. And he came back with the root of his name, the meaning. It's a French word. He said, it's French, you hillbilly.

And then he tried to put me in my place by saying, it's French for head. His name means head. His name means sucking dick. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Or like chiefing on some weed or something like that. We all know that he's a big chicken.

I like chief. But he's a chicken? I like all those guys except for White Sox Dave. What? Oh, because you love White Sox Dave. Yeah, so what's going on with this trivia beef? Because I know Brandon actually. I'm not sure.

The man who, the adult man who has a wrestling podcast can never understand when other people are doing wrestling like promos on him. It's crazy. Thank you, Frank. He gets real serious about that. It is crazy, though. He was like, I'm really upset. This is a wrestling promo.

I watch wrestling. I know. He should know. Is he moving back to Mississippi? I don't know. It's like when the whole Dave thing was going on and we did advisors and Stu Feiner ranted for like five minutes how he wants to kill Brandon Walker and like fuck his dead corpse and like hopes he falls off a building and his whole family dies. And Brandon was like, why didn't you stand up for me? I'm like, what?

Stu Feiner. Is he moving back? I thought I read something That he's moving back He is He said he's gonna be out of New York by the end of the year He said that What a pussy

You're telling me he comes into a job That he works hard at To get berated everyday In a city he hates Nah I don't blame him He'll go back to ripping ticket stubs At the fucking

The airport At the airport Yeah he rips stubs at the fucking the airport at the airport yeah he rips those at the airport that that airport probably took like tokens yeah like a subway station yeah you could put in two tokens and then just come back and be like oh i got a free flight that's fucking genius my dad used to do that on the subway in new york in the like the 50s and 60s so scoundrel runs in your family yeah oh bigs and 60s. So a scoundrel runs in your family. Yeah. Oh, big time. KB's dad is a scoundrel and in town and KB didn't invite him in

to the yak. Oh, he stayed over last night. Yeah, my 6'3 dad had to sleep on my little futon. Why didn't you take the futon? What? Why didn't you take the futon? Nah, it's for him. You literally came from his penis and you couldn't fucking give him the homage

of the full bed? He's lying in the bean bag. So we had to lay him out flat next to each other so he could fit on both of them? Yeah, rotate. Oh, fuck. Are they even the same height? What?

The futon in the bean bag? No. His feet sloped down? No, it's just you get the option. I'd rather have an option than... All the blood rushes to his feet? Two worse options. Yeah.

He wakes up and his feet are both asleep. He rolls his ankles as he tries to step out of bed. His head is blue and his feet are like beet red. You ever have

an hourglass? You ever get those charley horses in the middle of the night when You gotta stand up real fast? Yeah, you gotta like

walk it off and then you go back to sleep. Not me. I don't. We were talking about it yesterday when you wake up and have to shit right away. I wake up full. We were talking about pooping.

I pooped a lot. Pooping our pants. Really? I'm going handheld. Oh, what? A podcast. Not a visual medium like this. Wait, so is Brandon going to be at the live show?

He's on the poster. He better be. Looking funky. All right. I'm actually, now that I know it its vibes, I'm a little more excited. Just do the first half. No, I'll be there. I'll be there.

Here's my. Are those new shoes, Big Cat? You like these? Those are fly. Fly, fly, fly. Fly, fly, fly. Owen, new shoes? Oh, and you like.

Yeah, Owen and I are kind of doing a freaky, freaky Friday situation. You look sick out here. You are. Those are the. What are they? Concord. Conc look sick, Alex. You are. Those are the... What are they? Concord? Concord? Space Jam.

Fuck yeah. I don't actually love wearing the shoe, but I loved it when I was little. So is this because you have the small room in your house, so you have a little extra income? Mm-hmm. Nice. Oh, really? No, I have the small room. Yeah, I have the big room.

Do you want to be my assistant? I'll pay you. Yeah, I would be your assistant if I got paid. Oh, look at you. You're about to do a set. Come on. Hey. Hey.

Smack the leg. Hey. Smack the leg. Yeah. Well, it's easier than this fucking contraption. That would be funny. Spinning around. You have to lift it to tighten it.

I did lift it. It doesn't tighten. See? It's broken. Tighten it. Oh, well, you unscrewed it all the way. No, it was already like that. Get him, TJ.

No, I watched you do it. No, whoever was sitting there is the one that fucked it up. No one sat there. You want to be my assistant, though? That could be good content. Yeah. Do you think you could do the job? No.

Yeah. I would need a raise, though, of course. I will give you a raise. It would have to be a hefty raise. There's no way that Sass is about to be here before you get any coffees. There's no way. We've had some times when it before you get any coffees. There's no way. We've had some times when it's been just me and you here. Late night, early morning.

It's called kissing hours. Grinding. Just whipping cans at each other. It's called hardest workers in the office. That's the privilege of getting in early. You could throw cans. That's actually why Rico threw the can, because he didn't realize he came in during my kissing hours.

That's right. If you come in before 10 o'clock, you gotta smooch me. If you beat Chuck Naso into the office, you can do whatever you want. If Chuck wasn't there, nothing would have happened. Probably no one would even have heard about it.

Big T would have been dead years ago. I actually was thinking about that. Is that bad that I would have just covered it up? I would have been like, Rico, go home put them in the pile like go home and chill out under the pile you're good you know after uh after that can was thrown the can uh if you drink it will be a high noon al dente oh that moment though was like there's definitely like a ton of times where i'm like oh yeah that's why d Dave's the boss. Because it happened and I was like, that wasn't that big of a deal.

It's like, no, it actually is a very big deal for people to be physically threatening others in the office. I wouldn't have said shit. But that's the thing. I probably wouldn't even have gone over there. Dave's thinking of it like an actual business person, like higher level. I even said last night, I texted Dave. I was like, what if we had Rico release one gambling pick a day and every win is a day off of his suspension? And he's like, I don't think we can make like a mockery of this.

I was like, yeah. But every loss is a day off. Yeah. And Big T should get Rico's salary while he's on suspension. That would also be good. Because that incentivizes him to get back faster. Big T got off scot-free. Big T should get Rico's salary while he's on suspension. That would also be good. Because that incentivizes him to get back faster. Big T got off scot-free. Big T.

Big T's a hero. They carried him out of the office the other day. Big T deserves a little criticism for being the instigator. Except he wasn't the instigator. He wasn't, but he also knows the one thing that makes him really mad, and he just keeps on doing it. Yeah, but wouldn't you do that for anybody else. There's lines.

If people say, like, don't mention this, like, okay. Yeah, but if it's just him, if it's just Big T and Rico and Chuck over there, and Rico's chirping at Big T, I think that's a pretty fair shot. For instance, when Tommy Walker came in, Brandon pulled me aside and was like, please, seriously, don't have the clowns kidnap my son. And I was like, OK. Yeah. And I respected that. They would have.

That's a bigger man. But we didn't really want to. No, but I respected it. I really did. It is tough. I was like, you know what? You're right. That's a line and I will not cross it.

That's a little bit of a big ask. I think that there's probably some things. To not have the clowns kidnapped. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, that is. But I feel like Big T did it not thinking that there was going to be cameras. No, he knows what he's doing. He knows what he's doing the whole time.

He's been doing it for two months, getting a reaction every time. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. I told Captain Constance to stop saying the government name two months ago, because I was like, look, when you bust Rico's balls, you can do it in a way that his reaction looks even funnier and crazier because you aren't doing the one thing that pisses him off. You know what I mean?

It's his name. That's it? His biggest weakness is his first name? Just from being there? Yeah, right. That's what I said to him, though. I was like, you stoop to his level when you start saying his name. Like, just be there.

You know what I mean? Yeah, a little workaround. A little workaround. Right, right. Who knows? I just think Big T deserves a little bit of blame. Not a lot. No suspension.

Yeah, and I think almost everybody has, like, one thing that they probably don't want people to talk about. Or, like, a couple things that probably don't want people to talk about. Or a couple things that they don't want people to talk about. But it's also tough going against Rico, who has a bunch of people who are just on his side just because he's Rico. So it's like anybody else feels like they're going against all the riders or whatever. You guys have been cool with me about not bringing up my monster fucking cock. We never talk about the Mets with Frank. Yes, it's not to bring it up. We don't bring it up.

What did happen with Rojas, though? He's now what? This is like a dormant volcano. Can we make it erupt? Can we shake it loose? But, you know, I actually never knew

the government name before this whole incident. And now everyone knows it except for some Hollywood press agent. Listen, I'm not defending Rico. It's more that, like. Sounds like you're defending him. No, I'm not. He deserves a suspension. I'm just saying Big T is a.

Hank's blog opened my eyes. I didn't read it. What was it? It took him five hours to write. He likened Rico to Harambe. He said, so Big T got into his cage and we shoot Harambe?

Like, you know the gorilla's going to act like that. Yeah. It is. That's good. I saw Big T's blog. What did he say? I just saw the title of it.

It was like, hopefully Hank can take Rico's cock out of his mouth. Big T's been vicious. Damn. You got to be. Hank is a lost soldier, though. Hank's lost. He had too much Kool-Aid.

He's like Goebbels. Yeah, he is. He's the head propaganda minister. He really is. He's tooid. He's like Goebbels. Yeah, he is. He's the head propaganda minister. He really is. He's too deep. He's 100% too deep. The power's not going to, you know what I mean? He has to see the longer view.

It's too bad we couldn't go to a specialized event and have these two hashed. Oh, my goodness. In a square. Talking about trivia? In a square. Talking about trivia? In a square rectangle ring with some ropes. Rope course.

Loser hangs themselves. One of those things. KB, you kind of fly today. He does. Do I? Yeah. You always look fly. I guess. What's that, Rusty Wallace? Rusty Wallace.

Some of your clothes, yeah. I have some nice garments. Kyle, did you get any new submissions of Hasidics doing anything? Oh, my. I don't want to talk about this too much. I do. I love it. I kind of do, though.

Yeah, I do. Richard Spencer email you? I've gotten do, though. Yeah, I do. Richard Spencer will email you. I've gotten so many. He has a whole file. It's not even. Finally, someone who's got a platform. Hey, brother. I've gotten like four people.

They're just in neighboring towns, and they're hanging out in their backyard privately, and then they'll pan to the gate, and there'll be like 10 of the kids i uh just someone submitted one to staring yeah it was super low quality it looked like jack mccarthy and i guess they at night they don't drive their cars so they just all walk in the middle of the street yeah okay i mean people don't do that You're not They're a gang You're not anti-Semitic

But you're an anti-Semitic Trojan horse And anti-Semites Are just stuffing you Full of ideas And just sending you inside Can you show us Some of the videos

KB make fun of this I don't know how to Do that But yeah I would love to see more So it's like Wait so where is this It is not too far away And just like wherever this town is it's

just like a like everyone's got a story about it yes and i'm not saying they're causing problems but they are i guess i just gotta go go yeah we have to go why don't you join up with them a few of the people the residents have contacted me

really they like the press well the one distinction they made was an important one cause it's it's not orthodox it's Hasidic

got it I need to see more of the videos there's tons all in KB's phone shop wood I need to see more of the videos. There's tons. All in KB's phone. Shopwood at getwood.com or at your local CVS. Great ad.

Is the block of the year coming out? Steven? Wow. It's boy season, by the way. Steven's multitasking today. Yes. Where the fuck is Zaha? He's watching soccer Zaha's a soccer stream

Wait who's playing? Arsenal? I don't know Where's Troops? I don't know anything about soccer Okay alright keep going I know Troops got married this weekend Congrats to Troops

Congrats Troops And Mrs. Troops now Mrs. Troops yes Congrats to Josh DM He was the ring boy Yes And Mrs. Troops now. Mrs. Troops, yes. Congrats to Josh DM. He was the ring boy. Yes, he was. He was. He put it on his cock.

Yeah, he did. Showed it up. Yeah, Block of the Year next week. Submit. We're taking nominations through Sunday. Okay. Just tag Block of the Year in the video. Add Block of the Year.

And all of us are taking nominations. Like, we're all on the committee, right? The committee is three people. Who? Four people. Who? Myself, you, Brandon Thorne is the top offensive line guy in the game. Didn't he destroy you this season for someone stepping on someone's foot?

Yeah, and then he responded like, but still. Why don't we just use the same hierarchy? Who else? Nick Mangold. Wait, Roan's not on it? Roan, I'll take a submission from you. No, wait. Roan should be on it.

It should be an odd number. It should be five people. Because what if there's a tie? Yeah. And Roan is... It's a fan vote. It's just you get to nominate one. Oh, yeah.

Remember the year I ruined it? Yeah. Oh, and Ross Tucker's on it, too. Oh, so now it's six. So now we need to add... Got to kick Roan off. Or what if we got, too. Oh, so now it's six. So now we need to add Sass. Or what if we got, like, Q, like a previous winner, someone who already has a J, or like Lane or something like that,

Lane Johnson. Should I reach out to Lane? Oh, look at this. This is a whole Twitter? Is this your account? Steven Chase 2019 year. I can't confirm, but, yeah, it posts videos that I repost a lot. Background's a fucking B-er. That's a great graph. That's a great graph.

Yeah. Thank you. Did Lane ever accept his award? Yeah, in person. Wait, why is it 2019? You got to update that. It's been a while. I mean, that's, come on.

You go on that and you're like, what's going on here? All right, so get your submissions in block of the year. There's some Jordan Marlotto blocks that have been just incredible. You want to get in? I know a guy on the committee. Yeah? Nick Mangold and I are friends. I'm going to send you – I'm going to send a couple things to Mangold.

See if I can – what about Cologne? Cologne's just thrown by the wayside. What about Molinaro? Cologne, Molinaro. Oh, no. Molinaro's gone. Willie is expressing a disinterest in being on the committee. Willie's lost a shitload of weight.

I was talking to him the other day. Yeah, he lost like 80 pounds. 80 pounds? At Troop's Wedding. That's crazy, dude. He wasn't at Troop's Wedding, was he? Yes. He was?

Yes. One of the best men. I feel like we'd all lose a ton of weight if we left this job. There's cosmic brownies lying around everywhere. I eat like 10 fruit roll-ups a day. Yeah, he looks incredible, Steven. You should see. I saw on Instagram. roll-ups a day. Yeah, he looks incredible Steven. You should see I saw on like Instagram. He looks looks felt

He's wearing Stacey Adams at troops his wedding Busting it up to Estelle on the dance floor. What did you say? DJ room I Did text Joey yesterday just saying I enjoyed working with him Yeah, good guy. He left you out of I enjoyed working with him. Yeah. He's a good guy. He left you out of his thank you email. I guess he ran out of characters. That's okay. Oh, there was a thank you email?

Or not a thank you tweet. You were in it. You were in it. P.T.'s in it. Caleb was in it. Caleb. KFC. For the Mount Rushmore.

Yeah. I guess chicks in the office are chopped liver then. Yeah. I guess. No Prez shout out. Well, I guess there was a Prez shout out. Well, I guess there was a Prez shout out. Yeah, there was.

Later in it. No Ben DiGiulio shout out. No sass. No sass. Josh wore the ring on his cock at the wedding. I do think Joey

will be successful in whatever he does. He's going to be scooped up by Friday. Oh, yeah. He's golden. Yes. He's going to be oned up by Friday. Oh, yeah. He's golden. Yes. He's going to be

on MADtv by Friday. Yep. No, he'll probably be on In Living Color by Friday. That's right. This is like Dolphins firing Brian Forrest.

He's homeless. It's exactly like I was about to say that it's exactly like the Dolphins firing. Oh, yeah, yeah. And Brian Forrest is going to be

coached by probably this time next week. He'll either be coaching the Giants or the Bears, I think. You think Molinaro's going to coach an NFL team as well? Molinaro's going to get a $100 million fan duel deal. Probably the Dolphins because they like people who coddle coaches. How depressed would you be, Sass, if he did tomorrow announce,

like, I got a $10 million deal from Spotify? He'd be coming in Monday talking like Nick Saban. I'd be pumped. Would you be more jealous if he got $10 million from Spotify or $1 million from SNL? Definitely $10 million from Spotify. Really? I was not even...

So you don't care about SNL? It's an institution. Cultural institution. If you got $10 million from Spotify assuming a podcast or something You don't care about SNL. SNL is an institution. Cultural institution. And that's something you both aspire to. If you got $10 million from Spotify, assuming like a podcast or something, that's like an hour of work a week. SNL is like 24 hours for like six days a week. Oh, you just want to work less. You don't want to get your goals.

$10 million versus $1 million to work significantly more. Oh, that's what you do. The SaaS method, you take the deal from Spotify, then you use that, and you go to SNL, and you're like, they're paying me $10 million for one hour a week. You can pay me $240 million for 24 hours. No, but like 24-hour work week. If you could actually probably just take both. Yeah, that's good. I was giving you a hypothetical. Yeah, it was a hypothetical.

And either or. And now I'm running with it. So do you want to be on SNL? I made it better. And shove it down your throat. What if it comes down to you and Joey Molinaro on the SNL auditions? They'd go with Polizzi. Yeah, they'd have to.

Do an impression. You don't have any impressions. I don't have any impressions. That's what I mean. God, you got one. No. You did your Louis C.K. deal. Yeah, you beat off in front of us.

Now I have none. I used to be able to do it. I did a Trump impression once. And it was awesome, and I've never been able to do it again. Let's hear it. I can't. It's too embarrassing. There's like 15 minutes on one of our really old episodes of Son of a Boy Dad where I'm trying to do it, and I just can't. It's going to be tough.

He was like, nah, block. Weren't you doing a Dave Chappelle recently, too? Yeah, I could still do that. You just walked over to Pat, and you were like, we don't like you around here. Yeah. You better keep that penis on you. Pat. Don't even think about it.

Frank, we were watching our favorite funny viral clips yesterday. Funny and cool. You got any come to mind? Of all time, like YouTube viral clips? Yeah. Or TikToks? come to mind uh of all time like youtube viral yeah yeah or tiktoks i i think one of my favorites still has to be david after dentist oh that's a classic yes frank do you have any old school videos that we haven't seen yet no i haven't been shared i i had the only ones i had are the ones i've put out chan ho Park. That was incredible. Unreal.

We found Ling Ling. Yeah. Okay. So I was right. That's an account. Supposedly. Or I don't know if it's their name. It's the same people.

You created this account to clear your name. So what the fuck? Posted a day. Damn. Now they do this. No. I think it's fake. That was fake as fuck.

Not this one. There's this basketball one where she kicks it backwards and it goes full court in. But you still assumed Ling Ling was both of them. Well, that's not even that. I don't... Yeah, I did. This actually kind of depresses me because it just feels like these two girls are like... They're held. Under house arrest.

Yeah. They're prisoners. They're captives. To keep their mind active. Something about like a lighting or something. Yeah, like just do it outside. Like a prop home. How did you find this account?

No, you created this account. Yeah, you just made this account, you son of a bitch. Fuck you guys. You made this fucking account. Oh, you blame me? How did you find this? You made this. How did you find this?

Amy, what the hell is this? Because it wouldn't have come across your algorithm. They don't do merely trick shots. They have other concepts. You threw in the fucking two-pan Sam to get us off of it. See? Bippity bop. Kyle, it's just...

No, no, no. Stop. I told you their name was Ling Ling. Imagine if you watched that long enough and you realized it's a Morse code. That shoe one has two million views. Yeah, it's a Morse code. That shoe one has two million views. Yeah, it's a Morse code for like, please come save us. It probably is.

It is. All their shots. The way they're timing them to land. What's that cat? Yeah, how'd the cat just get there? It just got there. They're active. What does it breathe? It's a cat in a ring light.

Pretty cute. What's the eyes? What do the eyes look like that for? Oh. Whoa. What the fuck? All right cat? It's a cat in a ring light. Pretty cute. What's the eyes? What do the eyes look like that for? Oh. Whoa. What the fuck? All right, this account's pretty good. Yo.

Throw him a follow. The cat is the overlord that's actually keeping him hostage. Yeah. Yeah. Message them. When was the last time they posted? Are they still active? Yeah, message them so we can hear KB's phone go off.

Oh. Oh, TJ. No. off. Oh, TJ. No, TJ. What? He just had a little crawl over. He just had a couple messages from the stars. Boy. Yeah, let's X this out.

Don't want to air my boy out. If Ling Ling ends up blocking you, would that be the block of the year? Oh. That wouldn't hurt. Good point. No, it's NFL regular season blocks only. Rolling with the punches. There we go. Always rolling with the punches.

Trying to go outside the box there, Frank. Actually, this already happened. I nominated myself for blocking Rico from attacking Big T. And Steven responded because he has no sense of humor it's NFL regular season only same with Nate driving to the ground that's that doesn't

count either because it's NFL regular season block of the year I mean 2020 regular season 2021 you know the criteria on the year come on we had a show tomorrow night Do you even know the criteria on? I forgot the year. I forgot we had a show tomorrow night.

Yeah. I think we need to just... It's one of those things where you need to figure out the process. Maybe have a meeting about this. I might need a daily reminder from you, Owen. Or a countdown. A daily countdown. I'm not the assistant until the money's in my pocket. You want to get paid up front to be an assistant?

How much? A lot. I'll give you $500 cash. That's a retainer. $500,000. Okay. If you gave me $500,000, I would literally sleep outside of your house.

Would you be my sex slave? And I would carry you to the office every day. You just went over that question? Would you gimp for him? There would be no sex. Sex with Big Cat would be easier than carrying him to the office every day. So true. From Brooklyn?

My God. You get him on your shoulders. We could have sex for two minutes. Instead, you're like, no, I'm going to carry Big Cat for five hours. Who's the one that does that in holes? Madame Zeroni? Madame Zeroni. She gets carried.

Does it. She gets carried by a Yelnats, doesn't she? Yeah. And who's the one that does that in Pulp Fiction? Is it Marcellus Wallace? He gets fucked. He gets fucked. He gets fucked.

He gets sex had with him. Sass would have you on his shoulders one block and you'd be like, big cat, just fuck me. Just fuck me. No, I'm pretty driven. No, you would spend the money fast. You are hungry. I'm hungry.

You wake up every day and you grind. What would you spend that money on? Nothing. I'd save it. No, you'd spend it right away and then you'd have to carry him in and then you'd try to quit on him but then realize that you'd already spent the money so you can't give it back to him so you'd be it right away, and then you'd have to carry him in, and then you'd have to, you'd, like, try to quit on him, but then realize that you'd already spent the money, so you can't give it back to him, so you'd be indentured to him forever. Be a fool.

That's pretty much exactly how it would go. So. That is exactly how it would go. So fucking deal with that, bro. Big O, how much does it cost to run an ad on part of my take? I have no idea. I want to buy an ad. Steven would know.

We were talking about buying an ad on a podcast. take. I have no idea. I want to buy an ad. Steven would know. We were talking about buying an ad on a podcast. At Barstool? Yeah. Yeah, it would be funny. Which one? Yours. All right, actually, I mean,

what is it, Steven? What's the price? He's not going to say. He's not going to say. Can't disclose. Why not? Why? There's probably a bunch of buyers

that are listening right now. They're aware. And it's a tiered system, right? So if I legitimately came to you and was like, I want to buy an ad, you wouldn't tell me? Because that sounds like you're not doing your job. Oh, we got you. Boxed in. There are certain accreditations you have to go through to get like You have to be an actual like

You can't just We're not throwing it out on the street But yeah Let's throw it out on the street Yeah why not I don't think Draft Top was accredited Yeah let's fucking do it

Let's do One show a month Where we just throw it out On the street And every man gets a Gets an ad A $50 ad We did that for

Vanny Woodhead back in the day We sold ads for like A hundred bucks To just put a piece of. We did that for Vanny Woodhead back in the day. We sold ads for like $100 to just put a piece of paper on the side of Vanny Woodhead with the name of the company. Made like $10,000. Yeah, we paid for Vanny Woodhead and everything. Do you remember a long time ago, and this is actually how I got started, how I got in with the Bucks, is we were going to run an ad for a charity foundation on part of my taking agreed to do it really yeah it doesn't sound like i would i was gonna get in the draft room do ads work yeah che in any way absolutely i would say yes billboards yes they're profitable

yes commercials yes i don't think billboards are crazy expensive are they they're not they're Yes They're profitable Yes Commercials Yes I don't think billboards are crazy expensive Are they? They're not But they're definitely profitable In terms of awareness Yeah Awareness is like

People who just put their brand Say like in like an arena Or a ice rink Just their logo Yeah That's profitable I think brand awareness Definitely

You profit off that How do you measure that? That's the hard part. Jay, what? People just look at a logo and like, oh, I'm going to purchase their products. No, I don't think that's how it goes. Just being aware of it. Yeah, it's like, oh, that's something I'm aware of.

It's more like when you go to buy that product, that brand's in your head instead of a different one. What were you about to say, Steven? We were forgotten about something. We were supposed to buy a billboard in Mississippi about Brandon Walker. Yeah, that's true. Yes, I still do that. A billboard in Mississippi is like $15.

Yeah. Raccoon Boy bought his own billboard in West Virginia. He just did it out of pocket for a Rough and Rowdy promo. Like, it was... What a guy, Raccoon Boy. Terrible friend. There's a rapper from our hometown who just ends up in Times Square.

He buys like a 4.30 a.m. time slot. He cosplays as a rapper. I don't know what he does for that. World of T-Shirts had a billboard in Times Square. You mean the King of New York? He has to pay for like what? Can you pay for like a minute? Yeah, there are ones that are very quick.

Because there's one place where people stop and take their picture in front of it. It's always the same one. Imagine if you had a business and you were like, telling people about this isn't going to work. Yeah. I want no one to know what I'm doing. I'm starting a business, but keep it fucking quiet. It's between you and me.

Alex Cooper had one. A billboard? Yeah. She had a big-ass billboard. That's right. Taking was between you and me. Alex Cooper had one. A billboard? Yeah. She had a big-ass billboard. That's right. Taking up like half a building. In LA, there's like billboards for like sugar daddy services. I see how that would work.

But what? Or like a podcast. Not like somebody who sells like bleach. Do you not buy stuff? Paper towels. Do you not buy anything ever? No, but paper towels are like Kleenex. I know what I need and I buy what I need.

And what do you buy? You ironically buy bleach. But you go buy paper towels. I get that. I get that ads work. They just have never worked on me. You have bounties? Yes, they have.

No, but yeah, they have. That's things they absolutely have. No, they have not. Yes, they have. There's studies on it that you can look at. In what way? There's studies about Coke and Pepsi. I've seen you buy clothes off Instagram.

That counts. That's an ad that's tailored to me. That's an ad that worked on you. I'm talking about other ads. Why did you pick an iPhone instead of an Android? I just like saying things as if they're facts and then just running with it. Yeah. With no passion.

I've never seen you get swayed by an ad. Never. The man who's impossible to advertise to Yeah You just have to passionately just say something Make a take That's like weird hair Pretend to like really care about the debate

You're the new weird hair You're Don Draper's white whale No ad is ever Frank do you have a take on ads? You know There are ads that are so annoying That I will not consider ever buying anything Like Flo from Progressive? Exactly Yes Or The General from You know, there are ads that are so annoying that I will not consider ever buying anything.

Like Flo from Progressive? Exactly. Yes. Or The General from The General. I like The General. The General kids. I don't know. The General doesn't bother me, but the Liberty ad is starting to get to me. A whole army following him.

He's everywhere. How about that Apple Watch ad where they just had 911 calls and people like almost dying? Great marketing. I've been afraid of dying since. That was a hell of an ad. Didn't we talk about this yesterday? I think we did a little bit. On the app. For a while.

The entire episode. I don't remember that either. I don't quite. Now is it the Vietnamese or the Thais that have that market cornered with the tear inducing, the sad ass? It is an Asian culture. Really? Yeah.

They're good. Might be Vietnamese. Like if I need to cry, I'll watch one of those. The truck commercials. Or like that Subaru ad, the Super Bowl ad a few years ago where like- Everybody was pissed. Do you know what I found out last night speaking about ads? Hmm.

That Ian Eagle's father was in a famous Super Bowl commercial. What? What was the commercial? It was made in the 70s. Uh-huh. And it was for Xerox. And he plays a monk

who's tasked with making 500 copies. And instead of doing it by hand, he takes it to Xerox. I did not know that. Clever monk. Did you know that, KB?

I did not know that. Wow. That's crazy. Super Bowl ads suck now. Did you know that, KB? I did not know that. Wow, that's crazy. Super Bowl ads suck now. Oh, these were the great... Well, this is when Super Bowl ads were great. This was the heyday. People were really pissed. I don't know if it was last year or the year before during the Super Bowl

when all the ads were super depressing and about the pandemic. I was supposed to be in a Super Bowl. They don't touch. Oh, yeah. Which one? It was going to be for... Pl Bowl commercial. They don't touch the... Oh, yeah. Which one? Cheese? It was going to be for... Planners.

Yeah, planners. Planners. A-Rod. A-Rod. You were supposed to have a network television show. You did, I guess. A television, yeah.

But I was supposed to be in a Super Bowl commercial. And just remember... You guys want to watch one of these sad ones? Sure. Kind of, yeah. I'm looking... Is this six minutes, though? There has to be a... Big Cat, you had a good tweet And just remember You guys want to watch One of these sad ones Sure Kinda yeah I'm looking

Is this six minutes though There has to be Big Cat you had a good tweet today About the gamers The guys that like Played Call of Duty For years Oh man was that funny

What It was a guy Who is Some I assume his wife Was filming him Meeting up with A guy who he's been

Playing Call of Duty with For the last decade They'd never met in real life. Oh, yeah, yeah. And it was like a military homecoming. I need more of those. You've got to find better ones, though. There's better ones.

There's always the surprise ones. There's ones, plural? Yeah. I like how he's just standing on the porch like a dog, too, waiting to approach him. I think it's him. I can't gauge what time this is. It's also great because this is exactly what I want their interaction to be.

Like, all right. Look at each other. It's weird. Yeah, right. I didn't want them to hug. I didn't want them to do anything crazy. They didn't even fully dip up. It was like a side.

It's like, all right, what's up, dude? You want to go nerf some guns and kill some people? I've had this interaction before. Really? Yeah. How'd it go? When I was in Jacksonville for the Gator Bowl two weeks ago, I stayed at a friend's house

I met through video games. Really? Yes. Those are the boys. Shout out to Nick. I don't think I've ever been. How does that happen? How do you meet them?

We were both working on a Fortnite tournament Discord server like five years ago. It failed, but we just kept playing together. I think every girl that heard you say that sentence,

their pussy just healed over. It's just a patch now. We hymenized. Shit. He doesn't do it for the pussy. He does it for the fucking bros. He does it for the victory rounds. He does it for the KDs.

Love of the game. Speaking of, though, Enrique and I are giving out Valorant lessons now. Enrique is, but I am too. We're doing Valorant lessons now. What's that? Enrique's starting a podcast. There we go. All right.

Wow. About? I think gaming. Gaming. The culture and gameplay. Why'd you say it like that? Yeah, I put emphasis on Ming. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Sure did. That's how I say it. I almost see a sad commercial is it gonna be G-A-Y-M-I-N-G I don't know it should be that would be funny

that's fucking incredible that was an ad for it I wanna meet the I wanna meet the donkey fart kids so bad who's donkey fart it's like these three like 12 year old boys who rap on Xbox Live,

and then they upload it to SoundCloud. Oh, is that the Fortnite song? It's so good. It's so good. Is it Fortnite? Do they have the Fortnite one? I think they're on Xbox Live in a lobby, and they're just going off. There's a super famous Fortnite song.

Dynamic Slat. It's a 10-year-old kid. Donkey fart. Yeah, Fortnite, we about to get down. Yeah, that one. Fuck yeah. What was that? I think the TikTok is still there.

That was a sick drop. Rowan, spit something over this. I just gave him to a fat nigga who looked like Mark Harriman. I shot a nigga in the stomach because he in my kitchen. What's up, man? These are three white kids? Yeah. I just gave him a whole lot of water.

I just got a police and then I put an inside a nigga in his hoodie. They call me George Zimmerman. I just gave him to a fat nigga who took a Starburst. I just gave him to a lunch lady. Now I'm getting free lunch. Broke ass nigga can't even afford free lunch I just caught my big brother beating his dick to some hentai Broke ass nigga can't even afford hentai

I just shot an Iranian I didn't even say goodbye I just smacked my mother with a slice of fucking pizza I went to Africa and I found Bobo's cousin I just met a bad bitch she sucked me in till I nutted Bitch I don't want you on my life I just beat a fat nigga ass man Big Cat, what would you do if like five years from now you walk in on your kids doing this? You'd be proud as fuck. Just white as fuck.

Oh, man. Singing like that. It's a rite of passage. God, I used to play a video of these two kids rapping. Fuck. Fuck. That was awesome. Oh, my God.

Yeah, that was awesome. Oh, Krispy Kreme 2012? Is that who it was? No. Froggy Fresh and Krispy Kreme? Froggy Fresh now. Moneymaker Mike. They go hard.

Rapping had a phase. What? No. You had a phase with rapping. 2010 to 2013, everyone was rapping. That was just tailored to your specific life experience. No, that was just how you experienced it. Okay.

I think that there's some people who probably think that everyone's rapping right now. All right. Yeah, I just thought, like, yeah, people were just rapping, like, freestyling. It's January. Nobody's rapping anymore. Everyone finished rapping Good Presents in December. What if somebody's birthday is tomorrow? We got two birthdays in here.

Yeah, KB and Big Cat, birthday boys. Yeah, KB's birthday is tomorrow. Whose birthday is today? Whose? Billy. Oh, happy birthday, Billy. Happy birthday, Billy. Mine was over the weekend. All right. birthday, Billy. Happy birthday, Billy. Mine was over the weekend.

All right. Kyle, tomorrow. Happy belated TJ. And you got a present from Penn State, an absolute ass-whooping of Rutgers on you. Oh, what? I'm meeting Frank's mic. Frank?

I'm just going to say right now, I'm probably mentally Gonna check out For the next five minutes Trying to find this video Cause it's gonna drive me insane Sorry Rap video

It's two white kids And they're singing Is Go Hard a song? Probably White kids go hard? Is this Nope Those kids look like

They're going hard See everyone rap What year is this from? 2012 Those kids look like they're going hard. See, everyone rapped. What year is this from? 2012. White kids go hard. You remember those three years when everybody... I just don't remember because I used to post it in blogs. Damn it. Wait, go...

Oh, click on that one. The one that only has 200 views. Yeah. Title says it all. That was the description. You don't like like a wave. You like like the distorted. Nah, this sucks.

No, it's not a wave. It's like purple. This sucks. That's it. Oh, he's going to be beatboxing. No, this sucks. This sucks. This fucking sucks.

I like how you don't call them scratches. No, no. We have to talk over this. This is terrible. I fucking hate this. Please stop. This is sucks. I like how you don't call them scratches. No, no, we have to talk over this. This is terrible. I fucking hate this. Please stop. This is awesome. That stove is just like in the bedroom.

Look, it's 2012 too. Everyone was rapping in 2012. I said that and you guys knew what I was talking about and you just shut it down. He seemed offended. Those guys actually look like they don't even know how to boil water too. What are you talking about?

I don't know what you're talking about. Everybody was rapping. What do you mean? I think more people were rapping in the SoundCloud era. What do you mean? How is that the SoundCloud era? That wasn't the SoundCloud era. SoundCloud era was like 2015, right?

Yeah. No, this is as soon as people were starting to get computers and phones with voice memos. I had friends just uploading videos. I feel like people don't do that now. I think that was just a period your friends were in. Yeah. But people don't upload to Spotify. It's going to drive me insane.

TJ, look in the comments. Comments, got it. Two white kids. They were sitting at their computer. They were rapping. 145 is Beeman's time to walk by? Yep. She's trying to get an Oregon scholarship.

What do you mean? She's Nike'd out? What are you talking about? Aren't they like a big track and field powerhouse? They are, yes. Doing a lot of laps. She has lapped around like four times. I could have said something else.

That was good. Is she ever going to come on again? A6 sponsorship? I don't know. Brooks, she's permanently banned. No, she's welcome, but KB has some kind of qualms. I don't. No qualms.

No qualms? She fascinates me. Why is that? I don't understand her. She's playing you? No, not involving me. Just as a person. You don't get her.

No. What makes her tick is once you're obsessed. I love it. No, not involving me Just as a person You don't get her No Like what makes her tick It's like what's your She just You're obsessed I love it Come on bro The worst part about this

Is the video's not gonna be that good Yeah It's the fun though It's the thrill It's the fun of the hunt Didn't we used to We already did wood grooming Didn't we

We have a You know If you take a little whiff, I actually used wood body wash this morning. Take a whiff. You did? Smells good. This is it.

This is Cedar Park. Is that Jeff Lowe? Oh, yeah. No, it's Rich Flo. I believe is what he goes by. This is Cedar Park. This is Cedar. This is Cedar.

This is Cedar Park. Our parents call us in before it gets too Park. This is Cedar. This is Cedar. This is Cedar Park. Our parents call us in before it gets too dark. This is Cedar. This is Cedar. This is Cedar Park. This is Cedar Park. This is Cedar Park. This might be the video that kills rap music.

This is Cedar. This is Cedar Park. No way. This is Cedar Park. Sports is my middle name. But when it comes to doing them, that's just not my game. Frank, you know who this is? I work at Doll Smith.

That paper, yeah, I stack it. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yes, yes. I'm devoted to my brackets. See me every day. I'm on the sports report. Frank, who do you think it is? They be hiking up my shorts.

You know that. You know who it is. You know this person. We up at Tiger Mar and getting us some icy points. Spent summer on my... Oh, my God. It's Jekyll. Yeah. I see points spent summer on my Oh my god it's Jeff D. Lowe Let's go back to how big cats are

We posted on the Normal Sexy Oh my god Cause you can't find it That's the worst That's classic that That's hilarious. Yeah, it is.

Everybody was making videos back in college. Don't you feel like back in 2009, everybody was making videos in college? Yeah, they would do parody rap songs to the tune of a different song. A different rap song. This is Cedar Park. Instead of California Girls, they'd rap North Dakota Boys. He's saying there was more shitty rap back then. He's not saying rap is downhill.

Why are you defending Rowan? I'm defending you. He's defending you. I'm trying to help you. He is. You keep speaking and he shits on you. It's voice. I'm done.

I'm not passionate to shit on you. You're being the weird one. I'm not passionate enough about this. I don't, yeah. You don't stand, you're just throwing takes out. You're just dumping takes into the air. We got a good ass gambling promo this weekend. Fuck.

Oh, yes, yes, yes. What is it? The O. Super sweep? What's it called again? Super sweep. And then we also have the ping pong ball promo. That should be sick.

Yeah, I saw that. And best gambler in Philly on Saturday, too. Yes. That'd be cool. Damn. Ron will be there. You're going to find some creatures. Well, is doo-doo-doo going to be there?

I don't know. Is any chance that the Eagles win this weekend? I mean, it doesn't look very good. I fully believe the Eagles are going to win this weekend. I mean, it doesn't look very good. I fully believe the Eagles are going to win this weekend. I'm rooting for them. You know,

you want to come to the stream? No, you can't come to the stream. You're too young. You know, Tom Brady, what about him? He's going to be carving the Eagles up like a turkey.

Last time that we saw them, last time we saw Tom Brady in the playoffs, we carved him up like a turkey, Frank, if your memory serves you. 2018. Tom Brady's 0-5 against the spread versus NFC East teams in the playoffs. Ooh, that's a good stat. That is a very good stat.

It's also a nine-point spread and 30-mile-an-hour wins. How are they going to win by nine with 30 mile an hour wins? Wow. Frank, you know the Bengals stat? They have not won a playoff game since before the golf war. Nope, that's not the stat. This is like made for Frank the Tank. You'd be going around telling everyone.

No one in the world has ever sent a text message talking about a Bengals win in the playoffs. Wow. Bengals last playoffoff win was 91. Text messages were invented in 92. The golf. What about the Detroit Lions? What about the Detroit Lions? They've won a playoff game. Have they not?

They won a playoff game in January of 92. So I think text messages might have been invented. They were probably in state. Perry Sanders for sure texted that Herman Moore was definitely texting that who else was on that squad Batch

Eric Kramer was the quarterback Kramer fuck damn man that's bringing back memories Hank found it

Hank found it Hank is a duplicate of my memory because we've been together for so long that I have like a, hey, remember this? Oh, yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about. He's sending it to me. Love that. You have the three dots? No, he said got it.

It's not going to be as good as I remember it. I bet it will be. Rowan Sunday, 80% chance of a thunderstorm. Oh, no. Jalen Hurts actually, I think his grandfather died in a lightning strike. Yeah, it's going to be traumatic. It's going to hit close to home. What's that smile?

You seem happy about that fact. Why would you celebrate that? Most people's grandfathers are dead. Not Sass. He just doesn't talk to his. He's dead to sass. You're just reveling grandfather death, huh? Doesn't seem good karmically.

Would you go to the funeral? Yes. Like just swing by? Oh, yeah. Street clothes. In Soho. It's so hard for him to not go. He's going to walk past a funeral home and just see his grandma in there.

What the fuck? Just keep walking. You know, how about doing like a New Orleans style funeral where he marks the streets? Oh, yeah. Like in that James Bond film. Yes. What Bond was that? That was Live and Let Die.

Ah, yes. I found it. All right. So Hank found it and I'm sending die. Ah, yes. I found it. All right, so Hank found it, and I'm sending it to you, TJ. I'm emailing it to you. KB, I feel bad that I shit on your idea that people were rapping. I wonder if the Yoils have ever rapped. Oh, my gosh. They definitely have.

They definitely have. Marish Yahoo is a Hasidic. Well, there's that kid that goes viral on TikTok. He's a Jewish rapper, right? A Hasidic rapper. Thinking about Drake? That's the one. Little Dickie. That kid that goes viral on TikTok.

That very one. What about the Amish rap? Amish Paradise. You're thinking about what's it called? Yankethic. Weird Al? Is he Jewish? What a legend, that guy. Alright. Is this it? I sent legend, that guy. All right. Is this it?

I sent it to you. TJ. Was that a violin concerto, bro? It's not going to be as good as I remember it, but I'm... This is the remix of Go Hard. Are we related? Big E, Granddaddy K, that's how we do this shit. This is the remix of Go Hard. Oh, he relates to them? Biggie, Granddaddy Cash, how we do this shit. TVC, motherfuckers.

This is how you go hard. They don't know this. Five, six, seven, eight. You would get rid of me. Did you two of these guys go to the same barbie? Great Daddy K's. Here it is. Granddaddy K. Ha!

No, no, no. Aye, aye. Here we go. You see me up on this beat, making it flow like two feet. When I walk up on the street. I'll be packing all the heat I'm up with me one of my boys or I'm gonna make some fucking noise Let's pop some shots to in your head paramedic gets it. Not you dead. How's it taste all that? Let what spotters all on your back mouth and along with that. She's coming to give me head

I'm gonna tell you just like you said I'm the to tell you just like you said, I'm the nigga that you dread. Oh! Oh, my God. Yeah, thank you, TJ. Oh, my God. That went hard. I remember I used to just post it like every now and then, just be like, I'm about to go hard this weekend. That was crazy.

We got to hear Big Easy? No. Is he going to do a verse? I don't remember. I haven't watched this video in like eight years. Yeah, Big E. Make the beat flow. Make the beat flow. Make the beat flow.

Coming up in this game, Kanye's going to think I'm kind of lame. Don't get mad. I'm just saying I'm fucking shit up. These guys are going so not hard. He's going to say the N-word a lot. Yeah, a lot. Many times. Just going to make the beat stopword a lot. Yeah, a lot. Many times. Which one do you think is dead now? His last line was, I'm not done. They're so hype.

And he's too thinking, dude, the greatest rapper of all time. Now, Frank, who is that from this office? Because you know them. You know them. Look closely. Do you recognize who it is? Come on, Frank.

You know them. You know them. You know one of them. Turn it up a little. You've seen this person recently. His name is E. Starts with E.

Ev? Yep. Big Evan Marty Bush. Starts with E. Ev? Yep. Big Evan Marty Bush. Nah, it's Evan. It's Big Evan. Big Evan Trent. Oh, man. That went hard.

Yeah, it did. I don't need to see it ever again, but that was good. I don't recognize that. He doesn't look anything like he does as a kid.

Yeah. You lost some weight. Granddaddy K. Yeah. Those guys are fucking working like a desk job right now. Yeah. Minding their own business. That was like 12 years ago.

And someone's like, hey, dude, they're just playing you on the yak right now. Oh, man, you just dropped an headbutt. Whoops. You got his desk harness to see you Oh my god You were so cute Oh Shit

And they're leaving it up On purpose They know They know Realistically they probably Like don't have access To the account anymore Absolutely not

They've been trying To get it removed I forgot how much I loved the beginning Where they just didn't Do anything For so long What did they say

3PC That's their gang It's Biggie And Granddaddy K where they just didn't do anything for so long. What did they say? Three PC? That's their gang? It's Big E and Granddaddy K. But then they would do this and they'd get three PC. Bitch, shut the fuck up of me and my talk. If I had social media

when I was younger, I'd be fucked. Because you said a lot of N-words. A lot of N-words and I'd talk shit on maybe my future employer outside. Yeah. It'd be so lame to work for Barstool Sports.

Freaking Instagram. No. When we were on Out and About, Pat dug up old sass tweets. And there was one that killed me. It was just like, I'm not going to church. The body of christ is gay and like just knowing that you were like nine years old i probably was actively on my way to church with my family but i mean you are taking a man into your body yeah that was the

yeah yes joke yeah well that's what i'm trying to build on the premise with you I think it actually says that in the thing in the tweet Yeah, something like that Yeah Oh man, I miss those guys going hard Do we click on their account?

Do they have any more videos? Oh There has to be some sort of clues I want to find out who they are You probably shouldn't do this No

Why? I would go hard again if we want to just play that That might actually I might save it for the Vibe show tomorrow. What? Oh, yeah. You're going to that? There's two more.

Three more. They did Blackface. I think 397,000 of those views are just from me posting that on Barstool like 10 years ago. He's going hard. They're probably getting paid off it. It's like the kid playing the piano

after Blackhawks wins back in the day. That kid had it's like a kid doing his name was Tommy doing piano practice and it ended up with like 500,000 views.

It's like a family video. Damn. Just letting one of those blow up. It's the best finding this on YouTube. Yeah, really old YouTube videos are always so funny. There's a weird feeling about them. They'll be like 30 seconds long. You shouldn't be watching.

It's a time capsule. Because people wouldn't upload them for the purpose of entertainment. No, for sharing them with family members. And then they would just randomly blow up. That's how Bo Burnham got famous yeah he knew what he was doing yeah he didn't want

to be famous at all he was writing clever ass catchy songs has he been in a Marvel movie yeah yeah he's Doctor Strange

I'm trying to think of who he could be they've done every single fucking character he's actually Thanos believe it or not yeah he is you know I was watching

the book of Boba Fett this weekend you like it yeah it's pretty believe it or not. Yeah, he is. You know, I was watching the Book of Boba Fett this weekend. You like it? Yeah, it's pretty good. It's not something that – it's something that if you're a true big Star Wars fan and like the inner workings, you'll like it. And Danny Trejo showed up. Oh, no way.

Yeah. How old is he? We had him on PMT. He has like – doesn't he have like a taco chain in LA or something like that? Or burgers? I thought it was donuts. Maybe.

He's always outside of like a SoFi stadium with his truck. That's gotta be so, yeah, I think it might be donuts. It's gotta be so nice to be like that guy and going on Hollywood sets and being like, yeah, I was in prison. Everyone's gotta,

you have to be the biggest alpha in the world. Yeah, they're all pussies, actors, pretending, play pretend. Frank, what do you think of Eric Adams? You know, I've got to say so far – Who is that? Yeah, who is that? I don't know. So far, I like some of the things he's said.

I'm a little leery about him putting his brother in charge of security. That's something that's... Security of the whole city? Of his personal security or something like that. It's a little weird. Nepotism. But I like the fact that he says we're going to get our swagger back and he's not going to back down and be a coward in the corner to COVID.

Do you think we lost our swagger? Well, when DeBlasio was in charge, we definitely lost our swagger. As New Yorkers. Did you feel that we lost our swagger? Oh, hell yeah. Damn. You were personally afflicted from swagger loss.

Yes. No New York sports teams won a Big Four title, and it's the only time that's happened in a mayor in over 100 years. And that's De Blasio. If everyone knows, people who are watching who don't live in New York, the mayor of New York is also the GM and coach of each one of the teams.

And Eric Adams is coming back in the Knicks trade for Cam Reddish. Yeah, right. It's 100% his fault well De Blasio declared I love the idea of being like

our team sucked fuck the mayor fuck the mayor yeah yeah why not well that's how you get your swagger

by having good sports teams that's true we're a swaggerless bunch good restaurants and stuff that's why Boston has always been the swaggiest town That's true. We're a swaggerless bunch. Good restaurants and stuff. That's why Boston has always been the swaggiest town. Good eats.

I do actually think that Lori Lightfoot, the mayor in Chicago who everyone despises, could win re-election just by changing the COVID laws so that Kyrie can't play against the Bulls. That would be a genius struggle. Frank, are you doing a cameo? No, I just saw an email, a text. What was the text? I don't know. I think I got

a voicemail from the Mets. What? Can you play it? From like Mr. Met? Steve Cohen? Well, I know the Mets called. I was just trying to see if they... The Mets called. I was just trying to see if they... The Mets called. Yes.

Oh, the Mets gave me a call. That just shows you how committed the... The Mets show up? That Frank is. He will silence the call from the Mets. Frank, what's calling back? Can you put it in the mic? Put it in the mic.

Wait a second. I hope a collective answer. Hold on. He's calling the Mets back. It's like a bunch of guys. A collection of people. Hey, Frank, it in the mic? Put it in the mic. Wait a second. I hope a collective answer. Hold on. He's calling the Mets back. It's like a bunch of guys. A collection of people. Hey, Frank, it's the Mets. It's the whole team.

I was reaching out to introduce myself as your new representative with the team. And to go over all the details surrounding your Mets account, please give me a call back at 718. Call back. Call back. DJ. Quick with it. You can get that. Call back and let. Quick with it. You can get that. Call back and let's make some suggestions.

Did you join like a rewards program? Yeah. It's a season ticket holder liaison. Frank, can we call back and ask some suggestions about maybe like you guys, what, need a third baseman? All right. Hold on. Bixby.

Bixby. This is Jamie with the New York Mets Hi this is Frank Fleming I just received a call Talking about that you're my new Ticker rep Say she's on the air Yeah how are you Frank?

I'm doing fine She's on the air Good good By the way you're on the Now I'm currently on a podcast right now So you're on the air Alright Hi Hey how's it going? Hi Good currently on a podcast right now uh uh so you're on the air all right hi

good good frank has some suggestions well we're doing what did he say we're doing we're doing i'm i'm liking the direction that we're going in so far we're having a good year so far a good offseason we need to end this damn lockout, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep. I completely agree. Alright, so... Rojas? Can't really hear you, Frank. Say something. Now, if I want to get a second

ticket to some games, will that be easy this year? I'm sorry, can you repeat that? If I want to get, like, a second ticket, would that be easy, trying to get, like, an extra ticket or two or three whenever I have more people joining me in my groups? So, are you talking, like, to add on to your membership? Well, I just want to know how easy it would be if I want to ever add an extra ticket if I want to bring someone with me to the game. Yeah, so what you would do,

I can't actually assist in single-game tickets. You would actually have to go through the box office for that, Frank. Oh, all right. Yeah. Because I currently only have one ticket to the 20-game plan. Right, right. Yep, so, I mean, were you thinking about maybe adding a ticket onto your plan? Um, I'm considering it.

Okay, awesome. Um, let me see here. I'm actually going to pull up your account so I can see what we have near you. Um, let's see. Who are you planning on bringing with you? What was that? I said, uh, who are you planning on bringing out with you? Oh, well, different people, different people, different games.

Okay, awesome. Very cool. How'd your fandom start, Frank? Curious to hear. Well, I've been a Met fan for almost 40 years now. Oh, my gosh. That's great. He's only 39 years old.

Are you from the area? Well, I'm from New Jersey. Okay, nice. Where about? Belleville. Okay, we have a summer home in Manasquan, New Jersey. Are you familiar with that area at all? Not really. Not really? Okay.

I don't know how far that is away from where you are, but I'm pulling up your account here with us, Frank. Alright, let's see. Is she in Rutz Hut? Rutz Hut. Have you ever been to Rutz Hut in Clifton? Repeat that?

Sorry, you were on the phone. Have you ever been to Rutz Hut in Clifton? They have good hot dogs there. No, I have not. I'll have to go. Frank, I'm from Delaware, and we have a really, really famous hot dog place in Newark, Newark, Delaware, that I love going to. It's called the Dog House.

Oh. Well, we have our own Newark in New Jersey. And, well, there's great hot dogs there. There's a hot dog truck, Tony's, and Dickie D's. Oh, nice. All right. All right, Frank. I do see here that you are in our Excelsior Silver,

so it's section 321 in our accessible section. You do have a seat there. Were you looking to maybe add a seat in the same area? Yes. All right. Let me look here for you and see if we have any availability. Frank, you're crushing this, bro. I think she likes you.

Give me one second. First pitch, first pitch. You know, it would be great to try to first pitch one game. You should ask for the whole inning. Throw out the whole inning. Pitch the whole first inning. Have you ever thought about bringing a group out here, Frank? Maybe one day.

All right. I think we could definitely set someone up there. Yak live shows? Yak live shows. First pitch. I want first pitch. All right. I think we could definitely set something up there. Yak Live Shorts. Yak Live Shorts is great. First pitch. I want first pitch. First pitch. All right.

Frank, you want me to take over? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I'm trying to figure out, do a business here, see if I can get a second seat. Yeah. See if we can get a deal on a second seat. Big Cat represents you. I do. You want me to take over?

All right, I'm pulling it up right now. How much are you willing to spend, Frank? Yeah, Frank. How much will you spend? Frank, I have bad news. We don't have any seats available in that section. Hang on, hang on, hang on. Just take the first pitch.

All right, well, I'll look at that maybe later in the season as the season gets closer. But, all right, yeah, just see what you can find for me. First pitch. And if there's ever a day I can throw out the first pitch, I would like to do that too. Yes. All right, I'll make a note here in your account, Frank.

All right. Thank you. All right, bye. Awesome. All right, take care. All right, good job Frank And that clip is going to play On the jumbo trauma

Frank's throwing out The first pitch Frank That was incredible That was incredible You pull up Frank Fleming It says Requested to throw out

First pitch We should show Florentine That fucking clip That's how you fucking Crank yank That fucking That silence there Frank

That went hard That was. That went hard. I was just trying to think what to say. No, that was good. Nice. The Mets. We just talked to the Mets. I can't believe it. When you post the podcast, for the four people that still listen to the podcast,

please put a special guest of the Mets. Featuring the Mets. I'm going to assume Please put a special guest in the Mets. Featuring the Mets. Yeah. I'm going to assume you're talking about that woman if you say the Mets now. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

What was her name? Laurie. Jamie, I think it was. Maybe it might have been Jamie. Jamie. It was Jamie, I think. I didn't like how she did that whole, like, do her Delaware thing to you. That was a little confusing.

Yeah, she wasn't as good at small talk as you. She had to have just gotten that Summerham. She was like the Jaguars interview woman. Yeah, they've hired more season ticket reps. The Mets are now in demand, unlike the Yankees. Hear that, Sass? Did TJ just cut the power? Some fucking set of balls.

You know, the Yankees are now getting the Mets sloppy seconds. Really? Yep. And I hear that the Mets are going to go hard after Aaron Judge next year. And the Yankees, meanwhile, are going to get Michael Cano for it. You're sure none of this is something you would regret saying later in the season. There he is. F's in the chat. Sorry, the stream died. Thank you.