The Yak - Thomas B. Walker is Joining His First Country Club | The Yak 1-3-25

Episode Date: January 3, 2025

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Roback.com promo code yak. Hello everyone. It's Friday. It's Friday. God damn right. Yeah Yeah, hell yeah, we earned it. Hell yeah. Yeah, we did we put in the hour earned it and now lost by the way I got a I am leaving early. I gotta leave at 1230. I'm going on vacation So are you just gonna announce another kid before you leave again? Wait, you're going vacation? Yeah It's a little bit of a burnout situation. I get it. I get it. Where are you going? Columbus, Ohio. Oh nice Beautiful this time of year fool. Yeah Yeah, but you know gotta gotta look after yourself I'm gonna talk to team and we're gonna clap it up and

Pride on three good one two three Michigan State tonight tonight. Yeah Tonight. That's a barn burner. Yeah. Hmm. Tom is oh man. You know, coach, you know, Tom is oh, say no more job. Yeah. Are they a hateable bunch? Michigan State. Yeah. Uh, I don't know. I don't think they were. They were. But they were. They used to have a they used to have one of the most like in the list of all the players I've ever hated. He had one of the top hated players I've ever had in my life. They had a big white dude named Paul Davis. Paul Davis. Yep. Number 40. And that was right after the it was like a few years after they won the national title and they went to a bunch of final fours.

I feel like they were very hateable in that time, but it's been so long since they've won. Yeah. So they don't get the hate. Yeah, I generally just like respect them. Right. I mean, I'm not really sure. They also share a state with some real assholes.

True. Yeah. So they kind of come off better. That's true. If you found a picture of Paul Davis. You would hate him He was like a seven foot white guy try hard. Yeah Elbows everywhere. That's disgusting body. He had so many elbows elbows. He just was made of elbow I had so many elbows his whole body was an elbow Look at him. Look at his first picture. He's out boy. Yeah

Look at that. Yeah, I hated that guy so much. Yeah. Oh my god chiseled job Yeah, he's not as disgusting as I thought for a seven-footer No, but he's just hateable bad era of their uniforms to didn't like that. Yeah Where is he now? Good ones, but not there's his LinkedIn Yeah, I actually don't hate him okay, well you like basketball. I like to crave him How much slack does hot by you Kyle the dudes real hot A lot and then if there there's a good then it goes down if they're too hot like zane from one direction There's a good then it goes down if they're too hot like zane from one direction

He can't like he's like stachio. No, that's Liam him in the Notre Dame quarterback. I like this. Yeah, yeah, Sam Hart like not human. Yeah, yeah, well your hair is looking awesome today. I styled it. Yeah Like you could surf on that hair What using products surfing is dangerous? Yeah, what product you're using What you using products? Surfing is dangerous. It is. Yeah. It's like skiing. Very dangerous. Yeah. What product are you using? Alpha M's. No way.

Pete and Pedro putty. I love Alpha M. You got to rub it in your hands for 10 minutes. Alpha M's this 5'1 lifestyle masculinity coach on YouTube. He's the best. Wait, who? Alpha M. He's been1 lifestyle masculinity coach on YouTube. He's the best. Wait, who? Alpha M. He's been in the game for a while. He's a masculinity coach?

He's taught me everything I know. His thing is being hyper masculine in Alpha, but it's all about men's grooming, like hyper specific things. Oh, have we talked about? No. Probably. We have talked about it. We have, yeah. Stop smelling like like a teen and he made a hair gel

Yeah, complete scan. Yeah, I love that good for you. I mean your hair looks great Yeah, and I blow-dried it too. What? You don't want it you you don't want to. That was an all time laugh. Looking at yourself blow drying your hair as a man is a tough feeling. You can confidently say I've never done it. You don't do it? I've never, I've never done it.

I do it once a year. Never? I don't have enough hair to blow dry. You have the same amount of hair he does. Yeah. Yeah, but I, it's ridiculously blow drying. That's what I'm saying. Have you guys blow dried? No. I. Yeah, but I it's ridiculous. He blows. Have you guys blowdried? No, I have before. Yeah. Well, you're at the barber shop. You're a different whole thing. Yeah.

What is I just get dismissed? I have hair because your hair is like 90% of your confidence. So I understand blow drying it. Yeah. You're going to the salon every morning. What is blow drying 90%? Yeah. What's it do? G I think I kinda nailed it. Yeah, what's it do for you? Gives it more elevation. Yeah, fluffs it out. Volume. Yeah, and it makes it drier. You also have long enough hair to blow-dry.

Yeah, yeah, I do. Yeah, you've never blow-dried. No. Hey, I know you blow-dried. Yeah, of course, yeah. That was your California days. Yeah. I would do the poor man's blow-drying.

You just put a hat on after, and hopefully it just sticks up, and you take it off. Oh, I like that. Hey would do the poor man's blow drying. You just put a hat on after, and hopefully it just sticks up and you take it off. Oh, I like that. Hey, do you wash your hair? Honestly, no, it's rare. All right, so let me ask you this. Women just don't wash their hair?

What's the point? Wash mine every day. Can you tell? Women just don't wash their hair. And they wonder why they get lice. I don't know. That's true, I do have lice a lot. But they always have like 10 shampoos and no body wash.

Yeah. They all have different colors and they just, yeah. I'm getting my hair done next week. Is that washing it? They're gonna wash it for me. Okay. I'm not gonna do it. What's a blow out?

A blow, there's... I like that we're raising our hands. Married boys, can I ask a question? Yeah. Oh, you were asking, you were answering something, go ahead. No, there's blow, there's like salons just that just do blow drying all over the place for what it is Don't even cut your hair. You can go and get a blowout. It's called a blowout paying for air You go to like blow bar or whatever blow bar

But they blow and it's always I've gone a couple times and it's always disappointing because you think you're gonna be hot afterwards and then Yeah, how does dry shampoo work? Oh? It sucks up the oil It's jumped in front of you there you put it in The hand up sorry you put it in there It sucks up the oil for a while like let it sit and suck up all the grossness, and then you brush it out Yeah, yeah Brandon Sorry we asked married guys yeah, uh up all the grossness and then you brush it out. Yeah. Yeah. Brandon.

Sorry we asked. Married guys. Yeah. Do you have your own shampoo or are you at the mercy of whatever your wife has at the tub slash shower? Do you have your own shampoo? I have my own that she foisted onto me. What?

I have my own shower. You have a shower that your wife doesn't use? It's called His and Her Bathrooms, bro. Jesus. What? How much nastier is it? I've talked about this before, that my bathroom is just, if you walked into my bathroom, you would-

I would even want that. That's obscene. Oh, yeah, you would. It's the height of, it's everything. It actually is like the one thing I would never give up that seems like the most wantable thing in the world Ever that that does dude. Do you understand that? I never have to worry about like I can take a dump for as long as I want I could shower for as long as I want no waiting your drain

I don't have to fucking share like weird shit now again my bathroom looks like a 21 year old college kid just shit everywhere, but it's awesome Okay, I run out of toilet paper on my own are you responsible for your shampoo situation or she's stocking for you So hand up right now. I've been a little lazy. I've been using a shampoo conditioner for the whole body conditioner for the whole body I've been working on that for about three weeks and I just haven't bought any Body wash. Oh you use this as part of the having your bathroom that it falls apart a little bit Do you use it as body wash or do you let it trickle down? I use it here. I lather my whole body Difference is fucking it's also that's why I want to share the bathroom She keeps it stocked if I know that my responsibility

I would never do anything that is a that is a flaw in the system because I have and I not only have that but I have three Empty bottles of body wash sitting next to it that I just haven't thrown out for no reason Other than I'm the only human being that goes in my bath is that so wrong to scrub with shampoo You got hair all over your body Yeah, you just gotta avoid the sewer Huh make your asshole sting. Oh, yeah, I miss school once yeah body wash doesn't but shampoo does Yeah, you miss school once cuz you got shampoo in your asshole. Uh well. I was late to school

You called your asshole the sewer? It's a good nickname. I do, too. The asshole's sensitive to things like that. Is it? I spend a lot of time down there. Yeah? I don't.

Oh, no, no. Yeah. I target that one. That's like most wanted when I get in the shower. I single out the ass Well, KB's doing squats, so he's wide open Did you quit doing this? Oh no in two minutes of cold of cold yeah, oh Fuck that did you hurt yourself is that what happened you fell I?

Fell once yeah doing squats in the shower. Yeah That's brutal being naked and helpless neck Neck it falling is bad falling. So Brandon, you use all your wife's products? Oh, yeah. Yeah, whatever's in there. Whatever's in there, I use it. Yeah, I mean, I, yeah. There's all sorts of salts and powders and just that,

who knows what's going to make its way into my warm bath. And their shampoo is like somehow softer. Yeah, everything's better. Smells better, looks better. Shampoo doesn't really have a... The bottle's more appealing. Everything about it's better. Yeah.

It's good shampoo. I want woman's bathroom stuff around me. I'll just say it. That's fair. Yeah. It's good stuff. Why do they have such good shampoo if they don't wash their hair?

Doesn't make sense. I know. You invest so heavily in a product that you don't use it. They buy shampoo like once a year. It's crazy. When you finally do get through a bottle, it's a treat to get it, like pick out the next thing or whatever.

But also we do it so rarely that you do want something really good because when you finally do it, if I took my hair out right now, it'll stay in this exact same shape. Look how gross. Eww. Yeah, it's so gross. What was that? Wait, was your hair out when you? Yeah, yeah. There's no ponytail. There's nothing. Nothing. It's so gross. What was that? Wait, was your hair out when you?

Yeah, yeah. There's no ponytail. There's nothing? Nothing. It's so gross. What is that? The whole Christmas break, I didn't shampoo my hair for like, because you're running around with the kids, it's just crazy.

This is what we're gonna do. Yeah. Stop shampooing. You're nasty. Sometimes I'll pull the front down and I'll shampoo like the tiniest bit of my bangs and blow dry that so people think I'm washing. You'll fake it? Yep. It's like an Axe body spray shower.

It just takes too long. It just takes too long. Kate, not. Oh, go ahead. No, you go. This isn't about the hair. Well, I was going to say, and then women, that's why all older women cut their hair short.

They're just sick of it. Yeah. Not to get personal, Kate, but I have to ask, since it's been a couple of weeks, you done any Frenching? Oh, actually, no. No. No.

We were both in the kitchen yesterday, like cleaning up or whatever, and our feet touched on the trashcan pedal, and we're like, it's hot on the trashcan pedal. That's better than Frenching. That's so hot. You don't need to French if that happens.

Yeah. I thought maybe tonight? No, ah, no. No, that's better. We didn't. What are you doing doing more French or wash your hair? Who in a year wash my hair more than I French we're gonna work on French force of French You didn't like that. I'll show them you had the ball drop Neither of us made it to midnight. No, I fell asleep. I would sleep at 1015

Yeah, it was and then because we knew the fireworks are gonna wake the kids back up later anyway so it was like I got it well for I will get back in it you guys all make it to me Kyle left my house at 1150 love that I was like really wanted to leave at that time it was a media it was a good it was a good time as I put in a great three hours had a blasts. So you were in an uber for the midnight? We were in the elevator of my apartment. Oh love that. I did it with my kids they came down and watched watch the New York one and I said okay if y'all still awake at midnight when Nashville does it on the other one we'll do that too and they came down we did that too. Oh no that was the thing we didn't have a ball to see. Yeah I did like I't chuckle there was a tweet that went viral that was like I could feel

the vibes are shifting people are over new years and staying inside it's like well no you're just on twitter right now. Yeah. Like people are out partying. Yeah. Also that person was how old like probably just yeah coming a certain age where right. Yeah, you're turning 30 now. So you're like, do I love doing this? Yeah. Well, growing up, we would go outside at midnight and bang pots and pans. I feel like I'd get my ass beat for that.

Yeah. My neighbor would. Love to hit someone doing that. Or a nurse would come out. Yeah. Tip their cap like an ankle. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, New Year's, I'm not going to say it's like super overrated because it was fun when you were younger. It's the opposite of everything I want. I want to drink, I guess it was drinking, drink warm, sunny, daytime. Baseball game. Yeah, and it's the opposite of that. Baseball. that. Night. It's night cold and dark night cold and not sunny. Do you guys have an inclination to go when you're living in New York? No. Times Square. It looks like it looks like hell on earth. I just didn't know if there's any part

of no. No. I was like, no. Just out of curiosity. No, the best New Year's phase of my life was late 20s, early 30s before kids where it would just be a house party. That was fun. Where it was like, 10 of your friends would just go to a house. You'd just hang out and drink. Not having to go and wait in a line or anything. Yeah. Philly, it's New Year's Day, is the big day. They have the Mummers Parade and it's just this endless parade of drunk every neighborhood Has a mummers club where they dress up and learn choreographed dance routines to banjos and it's like What's I know what she's talking

Grown men driving around in little cars. What's mummers? It's a huge New Year's Day Like we would barely drink New Year's Eve We would always get a hotel downtown me and my cousins and then we would rent out a big section of this bar downtown. And my whole family would come. Then you get hammered drunk. There's a big parade. And then afterwards the parade, there's like an after party parade on two street in South Philly. And you just follow U-Haul trucks and the U-Haul trucks. I'll have DJs in the back and you just follow them for hours with beer in your backpack. And it's like, I can't, it's, I'm not explaining it well. No, I can picture it's I'm not explaining it well

no I can picture it people just let you in their house video yeah yeah it's like non-stop especially if you want to be too competitive and they practice all year that's way to describe it is it's like a bunch of masculine filly guys trying to find a way it's cool to cross dress yeah yeah one day they can do. So this is it's a straight drag Mummers the mummers what's a mummer and they each have like every neighborhood has their group There's like the fancies and the comics whenever but every neighborhood has like it's like a moose lodge Like has their clubhouse where like a lot of them like women still aren't allowed inside They watch the Eagles and drink beer and like that's awesome. And then they've been packed and practice dancing This video is like one of the best parcel videos

But it's like really impressive some of the shit they come up with and then also over here There's like a group that's a little too racist, but they try To racist We pass over that every year to racist Correct amount out there To race But it's like it's just so cool and they play like banjos and horn like so they the The the people that dress up are the mummers. Yes. What is the term mummer describing?

The people? What is a mummer? One who mums. I think a long time ago, back in like Cobblestone streets, Philly, on New Year's Day, you go like house to house singing a song, wearing a dumb outfit, getting beers from your neighbors kind of thing. And it grew and grew into this.

Festive merry-making. How is this different than the Jabberwockies? The Jabberwockies are way cooler. Okay. Are they mummers? Is that what you're, yeah, they might be top mummers. I wonder if they are way cooler. Okay. They might be top mummers. They dress up in tits. They're my favorite mummers. They're the number one mummers. Yeah. You gotta get them on PMT. Jabberwockies? Yeah. Do they talk? Nah. Yeah. Blue man group next. Blue man group. Well every year too you try, if you're a girl you try and get a mummers

kiss which is at the end of the night you want to have just paint all over your face from? the bombers had a couple rug burn ears myself So you French the mummers? Yeah Is it revisit that to racist thing? Yeah, I don't think that's possible search mummers to racist Oh, that's what that's what Kelsey was doing. That's why. You didn't know that?

No, I just thought he was a Citric fellow. I've never heard of this. Are you kidding? Our whole family would rent out a bar, and we have an Irish singer. And then you leave the bar and come and go to the parade as you please. And then you go to the after party.

And it's like, DJs in the back, you haul trucks. And then people will just let you in their house to like, you want to come in and use the bathroom as you please and then you go to the after party and it's like DJs in the back you haul trucks and and Then people will just let you in their house to like you want to come in and use the bathroom to get a hoagie It's like it's just the best. I thought he was just being a general goofball Jason Kelsey. I didn't realize Women it used to be women like weren't allowed at all until like five years ago And a lot of the clubs still you can't- Why wouldn't they want women? Chaps and I did a Mommers video and they were like, you're lucky you were letting in our clubhouse

because normally you wouldn't be allowed in here. They were like, okay. That's awesome. Every boy's dream. Yeah, so it's kind of- Clubhouse guys. I can finally dress up flamboyantly. So what you're saying is it kind of jumped the shark,

is what you're saying. It's kind of like the hate days. Now that they're letting women in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like the Masters. Yeah. So in like 2018, it was all dudes? Pretty much.

I forget what year they started letting women in, but yeah. There's so many. There's got to be so many mothers who are so pissed about that. Oh, yeah. Big time. They don't even wash their hair. They piss all over. It's just like clowns

But to Street is the coolest if you ever go to a parade in your life Try go to different ones than this one, but the one after parade on to Street is such like a special Magical it's really cool and it's drunk. I'll put it on my list I've only been to bad parades. I've never been to a good parade. Oh wait 1970s. Oh, we could only be wenches There are still men the wenches were still men anyway break us over a million, okay Momers check it out sometime. It's really fun Huh most parades suck, but what's the worst parade the Kent State Athletics parade? Is that a real thing that attracted no one it was just frat boys throwing suckers at us

No townies came to that did you march in it yeah? Really pumped like some some glory. Is there footage of it? Cold, probably not. Not even a camera. Where'd you go, through town or through campus? Through town. They didn't even shut the streets down. They just had dodge cars.

They did that with Wisconsin Homecoming, they would go through streets that weren't shut down, it was just like, oh, is this happening right now? Oh, Kyle. Oh, that's so bad. It's like a funeral procession. I love seeing all these people in our community showing up today.

Yeah, the fire department waving at our community, standing here. It was so cold and depressing, always gray. We would get... What? I don't know know we felt like proud Like they could put on the same sweatshirt, there's the grandma those those two just made a Kyle we gotta go do a video. We, we gotta get on this, like,

would they let us have a Yak float? Who's gonna stop us? Oh my god. Just do it. I would love a Yak float in this Kent State parade. If a Kent State student starts a Yak club, then they get a parade or a float in this. All right, I'm in for next year.

Yes, yes. I wanna be in this parade so bad. We should do a one-for-one shot of Rone's sick video. Yeah. The Diakon, Florence Center director, I want to be in this parade so bad. We should do a one-for-one shot of rone sick video. Yeah My god Maybe were you on a float or you had to walk we were walking. I love that and they don't want us candy No one everyone just throw it back at us and no one's wearing like this Didn't have that that's fun fun Yeah, okay That's exciting Homecoming court

Yeah, looks like they stepped up their game Come on Come on now Ed Turner Wow You know what I would kill for right now is a fucking- what are our guys names? The guy who jumped off the building? Oh yeah Them do a review of this

But who? Brown and Brown Brown and brown This is just like the Rose Bowl parade But this is a lot of parades. This is in the bed of a truck? Yeah, a lot of parades are like one street. ...homestead credits, farmland discounts, and more. Oh!

...reveals to you that he can live everywhere in the world. Why? Nobody's Ameri- Why is no one American? Yeah, I found that strange too in my four years. Nobody's American. Oh, you stole an American style. Yeah, I found that strange too in my four years. Thank you so much, Alex. Oh, I want to be in this parade so bad next year.

Even with the cold weather, even with some chances of rain, the alumni showed up, the community showed up to celebrate homecoming, to celebrate the hundred years of history that we have, and to celebrate the big years of study. This is the 100th year? Of a study of health established in 2010. What year is this? 23? There's the College of Public Health. The Kent State College of Public Health is Kent State's newest college.

Love it. CPH currently has 700 students on campus or online. And here are two of them. Proceeding a career in public health. Hold in the sign. Communications and public advocacy. I wanted to see the wrestlers. Yeah. That's an see the wrestlers.

That's an awesome parade. Yeah. Y'all ever been in parades? Sounds like a setup. Yeah, the way you said that. That was the question. It is a setup. It's a question to get an answer.

We did the GB parade in New York, the gay parade. Oh, yeah. I remember that. Yep. I feel like I have a faint memory of Little League. They were doing a little thing. I feel, the gay parade. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yup. I feel like I have a faint memory of like Little League. They were doing a little thing. Like the high school. We did Little League opening day parade or whatever.

Yeah. But yeah, the gay pride parade and the Little League opening day. Those are the two big ones. That might be a lot of people's two parades they've been in. Yeah. The great gay pride parade was pretty fun. It've been in. Yeah. The Great Gay Pride Parade was pretty fun. It was a blast.

Yeah. It was also hilarious that, like, it was we were so fashionably late. Remember, we got there at, like, 11 and we didn't get on the floor. Jumped in the middle. Four o'clock. Oh, yeah. We were just sitting there, like, waiting. Yeah, we got to get in a parade. Yeah. Wonder if they'd let us get in the St. Patrick's

Day parade. Here? Yeah, Yak float. Which one? Yeah. North side or south side? I don't know. Probably not south side. Those are big parades, right? Yeah. Let's start small. Yeah, let's start small. Hit us up with your smallest parade. Should we get Jacob to build us a float? Yeah. Yeah. He's working on Plinko right now. There's a St. Patrick's Day parade on the northwest side of Chicago. And my dad will always be in it because he has an old car and like the guy he works for, whatever, they just toss a bunch of kids

in the back of his convertible. So maybe we can all do that. Yeah. And they just scratch up his car. And he gets pissed every year and then just does it again. Yeah, I want to find a really small parade within driving distance. Let us know. We'll show up.

Aren't you going to get a pickup truck? Thinking about it. So there we go. We have our own float. Yeah. well. You're giving up the Jeep? Zupy's got me in over them. I'm going to look at Broncos tomorrow.

Oh, no. Yeah, I got to get a bigger Bronco than Zupy, I think. Yeah. I might just keep it for the weekend, but I got to go get it. That would be such a flex if you got a cornflower blue Bronco. Ooh. Right in Steven's face.

Two birds with one stone right there. That'd be cool. I wish Mark would glad it. No. You wouldn't be jealous at all? No, I get to see it more. Yeah. See.

It's true. Steven, this is the type of stuff. I talk to my therapist a lot about you today. And that I got to just let that roll off my back is what he said. Somebody else buying a car is a win for him because he gets to see the color. Yeah. Yeah, we had a long time It's like KB's gift to quigs. Yeah It's a fine week's loved that

Big head have you issued a statement on a Jerry gate? No Because I felt like lead to um It was like people are upset. I think the people a lot of Understanding of the details and the reasons why and all that sort of thing. I don't know from what I understand And I don't I'm I wasn't involved in this at all, but I'll defend Jerry in this I think that doing it at TGL was very cool, but it also gave them a lot less control. Yeah, so I But it also gave them a lot less control. Yeah, so I Think like there was a time limit that they told them that maybe moved whereas like you only do it for 12 hours

Which this can't have a time limit, right? So the appeal of it. Yeah in my opinion He didn't get a TGL failed. He said he's gonna come here on Monday morning and start and try to get to I believe With gas shots. So I think the idea is it could be he needs two hole-in-ones, and one of them can come from someone else. Because the other part of it was watching it last night, it should have always stayed here, because you need other things going on,

because he can't shoot forever. Like, he can't just stand there and shoot. So you need, like, things going on to, cause he can't shoot forever. Like he can't just stand there and shoot. So you need like, when he takes breaks, you need someone else to take a shot or someone else to talk to him. So I think he's gonna do it on Monday and he's gonna, I'm gonna tell him he cannot leave this office until he gets it.

And that will just be the one. Like he failed the first one. Yeah. The real one starts on Monday. As is the case with a lot of these Jerry streams, I think you lose your mind when there's a break or something doesn't go right, but he always seems to find a way to make it right.

Yeah. I don't know. I think all's well that ends well, that if he comes back on Monday... Exactly. Yeah. Exactly. Maybe beef and get him to do it in under two hours, like you said. Yeah. So I think it will all work out. I know people are frustrated. I'm notmed out in under two hours. Yeah. Yeah, so I I think I think it will all work out I know people are frustrated. I'm not saying that it's wrong. Like I think the frustration that people have is completely warranted

It's also really hard. We know this time and time again when you do something the first time and it's like awesome To replicate it is very difficult. It's got to be, there's the like authenticity of it the first time. Yeah. So like they try to replicate it, make it bigger. Maybe it was a stream that should always be here. Yeah. He'll do it.

Or he could have added slippery stairs like we're gonna do it. Exactly. We gotta start planning that. Fuck. We should have. start landing that. Fuck. When is that supposed to be? I think it's usually right, so last year was right around the combine,

so it'll be late February. Okay. That is, TJ, let's put on a, let's do a meeting next week. Yeah, we're, our quarter one is loaded. Love that. Dating show, case race, Super Bowl, Pro Day, Brandon Walker funeral.

All before mid-March. All before March Madness. Also. We got to, me and you got to talk. About the funeral? No. Oh. Contract?

No. He's just, I'm just not sure he's that good of a person. Why? Whoa. Oh, is's cuz yesterday I get Dan to commit to once I leave three nine twenty five I Was asked a question. Yeah, yeah Kyle Kyle Bauer yeah when I leave three nine twenty five you and I will still be friends Like in what capacity? Thank you. We'll still be buddies. We can text each other. Thank you

Yeah, I guess that's the extent of our friendship now, right? Although yeah, we're gonna have Bozeman Montana this year, but yes. Yeah, okay, uh Mark will still be friends after 3 9 25. Yes. I mean the same sort of thing You're right. It will text every so often like I told you I will double tap. Haha Yeah, like every your text after life goes Hey, after I leave. Life goes on. March 9th, 2025, we'll still be friends. I still won't answer your texts or anything. I'll see them when they come through.

I'm not gonna. And Big Cat wouldn't say, yeah, he'll be my friend after I leave. I said that once you leave, you're gone. Right, and that's it. He said that about everybody that has left. It's not like a personal thing. It's just like, yeah, we'd be friends in the deaf dictionary definition.

You said you wouldn't even answer a text. Dictionary definition, we'd be friends. But would we be friends? If I saw a cool play on Maxson and I said, oh, did you see that? You wouldn't even answer me. No, I'd answer Blutman, because he would have sent it to me before you.

I'm being honest. If someone said someone said hey are you and Brandon friends? I'm like yeah I like that guy. Brandon I would give you a thumbs up. I bet you'd interact on Twitter. I'm not sure any of you are invited to my funeral then. Oh! Head up. Well you don't have a say in that. Yeah no that's very good point Kate. You're dead. Sounds like you're mad that us celebrating your death. Yeah. What are we doing?

What's the buffet situation at the after, the funeral after? Extensive. Robust. Here's the easy solution, Brandon. You could just stick around, and then we would be best friends like we are right now. Love.

Don't do that. There's love. Nope. Nope. No. I want you to stay, so I'm going to use our friendship as a good friend. I'll give him to leave. Well, I do not want to go to a friend as you can get. Right. Well, since we're since we're friends, I'll give you an update right now. OK, I'm 70 30 leaving.

OK, 70 30. Is that better than it was? I'm going to give you an update. It's slightly worse. I'm 70 30 not going to be your friend next year. That's how that works. I'm going to be 30, 70, not going to be your friend. Yeah. Yeah. So to be friends with you, I have to stay. In some capacity, yeah.

How much is that worth you, Brandon? It's got to be a lot. Not a lot. It's got to be a lot. We'll just have to see. Do you talk to anybody that you used to work with previous job? Me?

Oh yeah. Yeah? Yeah, I talked to my friend Pete yesterday. I talked to my boy Ty in Atlanta. I talk to guys all the time. Wait, is Pete the one Pete? No, god damn it, Nick. Yep.

Wait. You're thinking of the right Pete. My friend Pete. Deep throat Pete? Yep. Uh huh. He has the most incredible deep throat ability. Update.

No gag. He's your most school fuckable homie. He's never gagged. Oh my, never once. I'm 80-20 leaving. Oh no. Those were compliments. I'm 80-20.

You're going back to deep throat pee. Back to deep throw pee. Back to deep throw pee. I heard he touches nose on the body. He can touch nose. He can put his nose in a man's belly button. That's right. That's right. How many times have you been in the back wall

of deep throw pee? Can I have one friend? No. Can I have one friend? Oh shit, I gotta go. Oh, Titus gotta go. See you. See, like, Titus is leaving right now.

I'm not friends with him until Monday. That's it. I'm a very literal, you have to be in front of my face. I gotta say, I can't comprehend anything I can't see. Oh, break news. Uh Where's he oh my god right there in the back right there There he is! Where? You're having the time of your life! Where is he? Oh my god, right there in the back. Right there. Having the time of his life.

Oh my god. Oh hell yes. Looking comfortable my friend. What a beast. Oh man. Yeah! Oh! Oh!

Where's your crew? You're a leopard dude. Crack open something? Is that a beer? No, it's an energy drink. Wow. Yeah, that sucks. That's funny. Brandon, I would still be your friend.

It would hurt though, a lot. All right. It would. I'd be very hurt. 78, 22. Oh. There we go, see? Yeah, turning backwards.

No, but if you left and moved, like we would talk but we wouldn't. Yeah, that's fine. Maybe modern day pen pals. Yeah. But again, our friendship would change. On like a betting Saturday, I could text you, right? You could text anyone.

Free will. Why did you, I thought we were having a second there. Yes, we would still talk. Are you role playing? We probably would actually. I don't even understand, are you being serious in any way? I don't know Where would you go? Yeah? If you went to SP I don't think they okay, yeah, who would you see more Brandon or Buddha Ben rest your life?

Who would you see more Brandon or Buddha Ben rest your life? What does that smell over here You smell it. It's like an aggressive body wash. Oh, I just got a haircut. It's your hey. It's just that's what it is Joel you smell like you smell like a haircut in place. Yeah Do you guys do it in the truck? No. Fucking awesome. I've done it in the truck before.

Oh, it's a truck that comes. Oh, no. Oh, man. He's the man. Uh, Jay, have you any sweet treats today? Mmm. Yes. I wouldn't have.

What? I offered it to you guys. Yeah. It's got a lot of down votes. Mmm. It's very tasty caramel based treat we made sure you ate it first if there was anything in it yeah I'm not eating candy or any sweets in the month of January is that for donuts on Saturday probably

cake on my birthday candy orders out out what do you what do you have it is a called a millionaire how do you have it it was dropped off by the malice ak dating contestants Mason and i believe is Erica before the show you said it's from the girlies and they become best way wait really didn't want to live in California? Yes. Ericka was in California.

Whose hand is that? Kate's. Kate? That's the most muscular thumb I've ever seen. Big ass thumb. Lucky ass B. Rock climbing thumb. Is that a cast?

It's perfectly square. It's as wide as it is long. She broke her thumb in a thumb wrestling match, or arm wrestling or thumb wrestling. So what? And they're on their way to go skiing right now. They've become like best friends. I love that. They travel together.

They do whatever. I was walking in and they came screeching up. They're like, Kate, they wanted them specifically for you, Jay, I think because you're on a caramel kick or something like that. Yes, yes. Yeah. Top caramel're on a Carmel Kick or something like that. Yes, yes. Top Carmel reviewer in the world. But they said everyone could try some.

They're road tripping to Florida. Maybe. Also probably not the number one Carmel reviewer in the world. I mean, oh. I congratulated them. Wait, are they Carmel's? Yeah, it's Carmel's. Go review it.

What are we doing here? What are they, millionaires? Millionaires, yeah. What does that mean? So review it. What are we doing here? What are the millionaires? Millionaire, yeah. It is chocolate covered caramel with walnuts inside.

It's very good. Well, review it. All right. Live on the show. Caramel review from Mason's grandma and aunt. Che, I'm listening to audio only. Can you describe size? Shape? Oh, jeez. Uh, this is like a flattened fortune cookie.

Shape-wise. That's- okay, so cookie. Also, you can't flatten a cookie! Buddy! Buddy! That is the funniest way to describe a shape of something. That's the funniest way to describe a shape of something. That's the funniest way to describe a cookie. Yeah. A flattened cookie.

Ultimate warrior face paint also. Hold on. That's a cookie and also you literally cannot flatten a fortune cookie. If you flattened it. You can't. Good point, Jay. Good fucking point. It breaks into a million pieces. The thickness of this one is like saying like it's a egg

inconsistent in some areas, it's Hmm it's like the thickness of like a car door handle in some places handle in some places. What? Like, pretty thick. Thank you for asking. Oh my god. But then another one, it's like, I don't know, probably like four letters stacked on each.

Four letters? Four letters. Like, alphabet or like, mail. Mail letters to paper. Mail. Mail letters. Force. Force.

Not paper letters. They have to be written on. So it's in between a car door handle and four letters Top of each other and it gets so mad cuz he's that's really funny bit So I could write all day and not describe something as funny as Yeah, very inconsistent some Chunky something It's really taste wise well. We don't know yeah, we wouldn't know

Very good Chris the walnuts are Not too wet Oh miss me with a wet wall. I did a wet walnut. I missed me with a wet walnut. That's how they are on Sundays. Not the day of the week. Everything you say. Oh, yes. That's all that goes.

It's just like a long riddle. Wet walnuts on Sunday. But it's like a good consistency. It's not all caramel. Go to mass. It's probably like. Afterwards treat myself to a sopping walnut. It's like almost 60% walnut, which is good. Which is good, yes.

Yeah, so it's like not too chewy. You get the texture of the walnut. You get the texture of the walnut. This is good stuff, homemade for sure. I don't know if these were the grandmas or the aunts. They sent two different bags. Again, man, what? This is the 8.2. Grandmas or the ants yeah?

They both sent them very slightly different. I thought the smaller bag was slightly better 8.4. This was an 8.2 Very good about like six of them imagine if you didn't see that you try like drawing it how he described Yeah, yeah, would you get you're gonna have a field day with your therapist after that big yeah? This is a heavy talk today poor letters So not a door in a car door handle Flatten fortune cookie Perfect misty walnut nailed it

Oh, they're not wet What a pleasant surprise you get a video series these walnuts aren't wet in this solid Oh wow I went and expected wet I Because they're typically what? They run what did that mean? It's just ice cream. It's just ice cream makes it wet The walnuts aren't the reason it's wet. It's the ice cream. No if you get an ice cream topping Nooo Eww Hell no

Nooo Yeah Maybe what I had her like a walnut on Sunday Yeah, maybe I had like a walnut Right now Let's just say How to make wet walnuts.

It's gotta be so easy, right? Pour water on it. Yeah, gotta be easy. You haven't tried my famous wet walnuts. I'll never tell you the secret ingredient. Jesus, Che. But yeah, Che doing a series with some Mollier. Watching that guy's brain break.

You'll be so mad. Ugh. There's only one Che. Ugh. Oh, come on. Oh, fuck off. God damn it, he wins again. You guys have never heard of wet nuts as like an ice cream topping?

No. No. No, I always put them on dry. I also don't put walnuts on ice cream. Ugh. I don't like the taste of walnuts, to be honest. Anyone else? Yeah, I think they're a lower tier nut.

We just decided to all ignore it. That was really mean. You can at least disagree. Yeah, I think there are a lower tier. Let's decide it all Really mean can at least disagree super easy question answer. I'm passing not pistachios Dry Oh Man you're the best Jay really is Thanks shot to Mason and her family you gotta get a restraining order. Yeah Thanks for the cookies. This will be the last off. This is it We're gonna talk about them just showing up to the office. They were cruising by there on the way

We're on a dead end I'm okay with it now the mouse. I've gone. Yeah. Yeah, no, I don't mind it I think that's sweet are they taking the trip to Florida the possibly killing that would be cool, too He's allergic to peanuts not walnuts. Oh better tell me that I Said in real time this was like turning out to be the plot of John Tugger must die and this is The next step in the plot in the movie. Yeah, they're like for real, real buddies.

They've been on trips this year. Yeah, I'm sure they're just passing through this dead end street. Yeah. Yeah. We were in the neighborhood. You live in California. That was fun.

I didn't realize who they were. My brain, it just didn't occur to me. And then they were like, found you. Yeah. Whoa, crazy seeing you here, Kate. And they brought the candy to Stephen Che. Yeah. I mean, I was the liaison.

He's a caramel guy. Oh, he was the point of contact. Yeah, yeah. So yeah, I was the one that interacts with them. All right. Where are we on the new one? Are we anywhere? Oh, yeah, application-wise.

Me and the gals want to go through the initial bunch, but we should get started on that soon. Can we open it up soon? Yeah, we're going to have to be fine tooth comb on this one. Gals not including Mackenzie, right? Not including Mackenzie, but the rest of the gals here and I would like to go. What is our target week to do that?

Because are we doing that before? Probably end of January. Is that also case race week? Yeah, man, we're doing a case race at a night Don't have to be that we've been the super bowl like pre Super Bowl dinosaur case race Yes, dinosaur case race. It's gonna be huge Border ones loaded Geriatric Park is the temporary name that's good that's good yeah I can't wait for the dinosaurs life-size realistic we should do a

dinosaur egg hunt the eggs are just enormous really there it is right there I could text everyone this weekend we can kind of get costumes organized picking what type you want to be I want to do wrestling intros again yeah but for dinosaur from the paleo so we're weighing three tons what other girls are on the committee for reviewing

this criteria? Pretty much. What do you guys look for? All of them. If you have a vagina, come on, come on over. And we'll sort through them. But Mad Dog will be leading, helping me lead the charge on this one. The thing, the thing I'm afraid of, no schlubs whatsoever. No, no, we want a couple of schlubs. I need a schlub. We're gonna, we'll have... Cause that guy could get hired. Yeah, right. Exactly, right.

No, we've got an eye for schlubs. And also that's kind of, I like... Well, we know. Yeah. We know what you like. We'll find a couple of beaves. We'll get a... What if beef?

Yeah, my wife doesn't even... I actually want him in. That would be great. Are we gonna break it down the same way? Yeah, we're gonna have to get a couple of beaves. Yeah, we're gonna have to get a couple of beaves. Yeah, we're gonna have to get a couple of beaves. Yeah, we're gonna have to get a couple of beaves. Yeah, we're gonna have to get a couple of beaves. Yeah, we're doesn't even I actually want him in That would be great Are we going to break it down the same way

we did the Malisek one? Room, voice Yeah, I think so I think room is great It is guys, you can sort of prod them a little more too Room, fridge, did you do fridge? I don't know about fridge You could tell people like a little more to. Yeah. Right. Room fridge. Do you fridge? We did.

I don't know about fridge because you could tell people like just it up. Yeah, but guys won't. Bathrooms. Good. Bathrooms. Bath. I think they should send in one of like something that we can sniff. Yeah. Odor. I like to sing like put everything you get ready with in the morning, like put your groom. I want to see what you're grooming with the routine. Yeah, I mean that's Are you doing just shampoo? Yeah everything or a conditioner two-in-one says a lot about a guy

Yeah, I don't think if I if I took a picture of my bathroom Yeah, I don't think I I took a picture of my bathroom, I don't think I'd get paid. Not get paid. It's... Do you throw away your toilet paper tubes, your empty ones, or you stack them? I stack them and then I run out. You gotta use the tube to wipe.

Yeah. Yeah. Stack what? Like I'll just put, I'll just leave it and then I'll just grab the other one and put it on top. Oh. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, it's disgusting. Not disgusting, lazy. Lazy, yeah. Very lazy. Would they, oh sorry. You go on. Would they be emailing Che? Cause we should. Yeah, let's go on.

Can we officially start it? Yeah, we should make a, let's make a form. Yeah, I'll make that. The same way we did it last time. Same one, but then I'll make you like an editor on it. And Mad Dog, so you guys can weeded out talk through the basic questions we need okay Could the guys send in a video of their running form and quigs like blacks out the body so we can see the phone I would love to see them and see them throw something row and run row and runs good

Yes, what's seen the inside of their car? Yeah like that one pretty good What medicine they take. That's good. That's pretty good. I also, I still want the, they have to get like a friend or family member to say something about them. An ex.

Cause I feel like they have to get an ex. An ex, a former lover. The way we did the first forms we had, Malysac had a certain number of things like one was like Had to see if they had like a peanut allergy Like what time they went to bed other things so we might want to should we get Kenzie and Kenzie in we had malice Ex like must know questions was like the initial deal breaker, and then we got to Bedroom closet that sort of stuff well should I have her come in on Monday then I'll let her know and then on Monday she can come in with a list of muscles.

Yeah. Got it. Do you guys have anything you thought was like super fancy when you were a kid and then you had it like, you did it again and you're like, shit. I've never had it. Hibachi? Yeah. Any like sit down restaurant. Cheesecake Factory was on. factory was oh my god yeah I thought it was the height of

yeah I thought it was the height of like class mm-hmm pf change and cheesecake factory yeah and then I didn't know there was anything beyond that yeah I went to one over vacation and I was just like oh the bank this is not oh yeah the bank is a good one. Holy shit. This is a bank. I put Outback Steakhouse in the same level as like Steak 48 or anything. Yeah.

I legitimately thought like BF Jang's like, you don't get higher Chinese food than this. Like it is the absolute pinnacle. I thought Oakley sunglasses were for multimillionaires. Yeah, that's good Circle driveways, oh turn around that's still any suburban neighborhood with all the like the same houses. I thought that was great Sore Bay nice roof the basketball hoop that you could raise or lower with the handle. Oh, yeah Does it cost more money to live in a cul-de-sac? It's gotta.

Well, maybe. Typically a little bit. That's the American dream in my head. I'm in a cul-de-sac right now. Are you? Flex. I'm a cul-de-sac guy. You're a cul-de-sac too.

I'm on the circle, the minstrel. Yep. Oh yeah, that's right. Made the roundabout. People that had two fridges, when I was a kid, I was like, whoa, holy shit, they have a second. You count garage fridge? Bonus fridge.

Yeah, I was like, wow, a bonus fridge? For some reason, I thought that was fancy. I always counted doors to a house. The house I grew up in had three doors. Had a front door, a side door, and a back door. And I thought, man, we're living. Now I got like five, six doors. I got doors everywhere.

TV signs used to be the biggest indicator. Oh yeah. Yeah. Now if it's too big, it's kind of trashy. I miss the big bulky TV. Yeah. All the interior was like Tuscan. Yeah.

Wood and leather. Oh, stereo surround sound if if they like stereo system. I Remember dad's like showing that off Listen to the rumble. Yeah, sounds like it's behind you. Yeah Sectional couches. Yes. God damn. Mm-hmm Yeah, that's a big one. That is the yeah, I didn't get my first sectional couch like five years ago Do you still have it a different one? Yeah? Yeah, you can't go back. No, once you get that bend I don't have a sectional couch. No, I never had one. No. Oh, it's pretty nice. So straight couch

It's pretty nice. You get two people laying fully down Yeah, yeah, that's the height right there people laying fully down. Yeah. Yeah. That's the height right there. You got to get a sectional, Brandon. You want me to get a sectional? You need a sectional.

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Go get you some Lucy today. You know what I'm doing today? What? I'm doing I'm doing something that I thought was the fanciest thing when I was a kid. What? I might go join a country club. Oh yeah. You actually are? Yeah. That's crazy. Is there like an overview process or they just let you in? I know I well I got to pay money and the big initiation fee and everything, but I got to go. I'm going to get the tour and everything and stuff like that. Is there a pool? There's a pool.

That's it. That's why I want to join. If it was just me playing golf, I could play golf anywhere. But I want to play golf and there's a pool for the kids. There's tennis for my daughter who's kind of into it. So there's a lot of stuff. So I'm thinking about joining Touch No, it's not. Fashion show, fashion show, fashion show. Sorry. Fashion show. I didn't know it would turn into this.

All it is is just the row back fleece and some nice pants. That's all. It's not a... Oh, they're great, so just show. Beautiful row back fleece. Put it on. We should have Beef see if you can get in the country club with that fit.

Beef set it up. Beef put together your outfit. Beef set it up? Beef, one of my five best friends in the world right now. Not for long. I met him yesterday and he had me set up with an appointment to see the country club by three o'clock. Oh, he's connected like that.

Yeah. Do you have to prove you can golf or something or no? No, you just gotta, I don't know. You have to pay. You have to pay, yeah. And they have to impress you enough to make you want to pay the certain amount of money and stuff. Oh, is there anybody at this country?

Can you like, oh, so- oh so and so Blackhawks? Uh, no, because it's, it's not in, um, what do you, how do you say it? Illinois. Yeah. I think you should go, I think you should introduce yourself as Brendan. Brendan. Oh, I'm Brandon Walker from Barstool. No, I think Brendan would get more country club. Brendan? Maybe like a French? Brandon. My name is Brandon Walker. I'm, I'm Brendan. Bring me like a French Brandon. My name is Brandon Walker. I'm I'm going to go back to Thomas.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I could be Thomas but Tom Walker is a country club name is like the king. That's a drink. Yeah, you drink it. Tom Walker is not come Tom. Oh my god.

Yes, Brandon. I like your name, but Brandon is like a nacho cheese. Correct. Brandon is a Monster Energy name, but Brandon is like a nacho cheese. Correct Brandon is a Monster Energy name. It's like with like Cody. Yeah. Yeah You're not joining a country club with dirt bikes, but I think Thomas Walker Tom Walker is not the country club name Tom Walker once you're in there If you say your name is Brandon Walker, they're gonna be like, sorry, sir. We don't slingshots here. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry

There's no fire there's no firework cherry bomb cherry ball let me try something you must be at the wrong club try something big cat welcome me I just pulled up in the parking lot you're standing at the door hey how you doing hey I'm Tom hey Tom Walker God damn strong name Tom Walker. God damn. Strong name. Tom Walker. Tom Walker's a strong name. Maybe add a fourth on there. I'm not, well, what are you? I think I'm a sixth.

Oh! You're Tom Walker the sixth? Are you real? They might make you the president of this club. Everybody in my family, and I don't go back very far, I can only go back to like my great grandfather, were Thomases. Tom Walker the sixth.

I'm at least four, I'm at least, I can verify I'm at least fucking stronger than six yeah it's like yeah yeah for though Tom I'm Tom Walker the fourth verify being the fourth yeah that well we all had different middle names doesn't matter that literally will they'll be like oh you're in Tom Walker the fourth that's insane. Holy fuck. Hey, hey, how you doing good Tom Walker the fourth. Oh wow I knew a Tom Walker the second He was a president United States. Oh, no. No, he was a president That's good, yeah Tom Walker the fourth that's a strong Tom Walker the fourth. Oh, yeah And have you sign a check right away. All right.

Tom Walker the fourth. How are we feeling about BT? TB? Hey. Hey. Name's Thomas. Call me BT. I'm BT.

Brendan Thomas. Yeah, but my first name is Thomas, so I'm TB. But BT sounds better. TB Walker looks good on a book. TB Walker is good. TB Walker. TB Walker IV. I probably would have died of that too. Yeah. Yeah. Walker. TB4. Wow. Even T. Brandon. T.

Brandon Walker. The fourth. Oh my god. Brandon Walker the fourth. I say. What a fine establishment you have here. Make sure you say the four. Hey, how you doing sir? T. Brandon Walker the fourth. Oh wow. That's too much. That's too much. I read that book. That's too much doing sir T Brandon Walker the fourth oh wow that's too much that's too much T Brandon Walker the fourth is incredible Brandon that might be the most southern name of all time yeah B Thomas Walker can you switch it up like that I can't I like BT better BT Walker Thomas or you call me BT I feel like you're from the south you can say any call me BT. I feel like you're from the south. You can say any call me BT

Names Thomas you can just call me BT, but don't call me late for dinner Sounds too much like big tea. We already have a big tea. That's true. I doubt there's much crossover at the country club So yeah, I'm going today at 330.30. Oh, I love it. Yeah. Good for you. I'm excited just to try it out. Has pickleball made its country clubs, or is that not is that frowned upon?

I'm sure it has. It says in the description, racket sports. I would imagine pickleball's there. I mean, country clubs are a collection of older people that want to get together and play games and get away from people. Pickleball's definitely got to be there. Yeah. Are you want to get together and play games and and get away from people pickleballs definitely got to be there yeah all right and are you gonna get country club friends cuz that's the thing is like I

don't think I could ever join a country club if I get touch club friends I'm not telling you about them why cuz you mainly because of you I'm jealous do you get plus ones I don't I know nothing it. I'm just going today to find out. What about plus sixes? We'll see. You should wear a pocket watch. A bonnicle. Where am I going to get a pocket watch in the next hour to act? A corchef and a bonnet.

Jay. Walking stick. Jay is 12. What is the thing like? An ascot. Just like Amish yeah just like Fred from school oh you know you should do you should you should ask Zuby if you can borrow his car oh that would do go a long way that pissed me off so you can borrow it's a recap recap emasculating thing after borrow someone's car to look

I need to impress some other men can I borrow your car and Zuby to drop you off. That's a fine piece of machinery Three I said I was going today to View a country club and you guys have changed my name to Thomas T. Brain and Walker the fourth yep I'm now wearing an ascot and a pocket watch yes Yeah, we're like princess diary you and hopefully I'm borrowing Zippy's car, correct Okay, I think you're in I think you should rent a limo And drive and Jimmy Klaus

Have you noticed my car No, you drive up you drive up and you park and then you get all the way Leave it here You drive up and you park and then you get all the way back. Crawl into the back seat and then get out. Oh they're watching. Leave it here. I need to see that bitch. Throw the keys to the valet. Hurry up and crawl to the back. You have a little hat on when you get there, you take it off.

Crawl back, come out. This is going to be fun. We're joining a country club brand We're joining a country club thank you yak joins a country club we ask beef to get us all in yeah How mad would you be if you walked in your first day? We're all just chilling Real far out poppin out of her underwear see one of my nuts Your country club friends are gonna rock yeah our country club yeah true true true true I'll let you guys know on Monday how it goes.

I think we'll be able to tell by your demeanor. I will probably change immediately. Yeah, you're right. Che, it is 20-25. Once a week, you need to be here early, and let's get on this pickleball court out here. OK. You ready?

Yeah. One on one? Let's time our own scrims. court out here. Okay. You ready? Yeah. One on one? Let's time out. No, we need four. You in? You're not in. No. Yeah.

We gotta get security guard Mike's schedule too. No, he's too good. That's true. Is he? Yeah, he's really good. Yeah. He's like a five. Yeah.

He's probably like five three. He's a five. There's like a five. Yeah, I was probably five three. He's a five There's a rating system, I don't understand that I don't either I just know he's like a four and a half or a guy with Like a clipboard shows up and just observes and and race dog Yeah, I guess I could yeah, he knows pickleball as he dropped a pickleball Facebook banger recently that we haven't seen. He needs to get back on it. He did one where he talked about his wife's weight. A lot of that.

Our Christmas was just him performing micro challenges that we had to bet on for gift cards. Your sister posted actual photo evidence. Tell us the micro challenge. It was just like, how long can I hold my breath? But it was just your dad doing the challenges. Yeah, if he would all guess Could he rig it so he could win? We didn't he didn't know our guesses until after okay. He held his breath at like two minutes and 40 seconds What? He's been practicing all year

And it was like how long can he stand on his foot? You had to guess that. Then we all did it. My sister did it for 25 minutes, then I had to do it for 25 minutes. My girlfriend did it, and we were all in pain and sweating. Mrs. Crisp proved us. It was so hard, standing on your foot for 25 minutes. One foot?

Yeah. That is hard. Your sister wrote a blog about how your dad used to send you into a bookstore to prank the old bookkeeper yeah what was that I would always ask for a book they didn't have and they'd get real pissed you're a boy when your dad would send little boy yeah we played the graveyard where would he be they find this the youngest death at the graveyard candy Jesus that's amazing. It's like a fun time. Yeah, I got a gift card to the post office

for $50 I'm gonna do with this by a bunch of stamps by a hundred stamps Probably get more than that right? How much your stamps going and they've gone up is it gone up maybe a hundred stamps then I Didn't know the post office had gift cards. Yeah, I don't think they do Like a gift card for the DMV Danny Danny Danny come on Danny oh It's like a gift card for the DMV. Danny. Danny, Danny, Danny.

Come on, Danny. Oh my god. Are you guys hip with beta blockers? No. What are those? I'm getting them. I'm starting them. That's like an antidepressant, isn't it?

Chris Bosh took those. They're for like performance anxiety. They stop the physical symptoms of anxiety like sweating, trembling, shaking. It's like proofing? If you know, if you like send me your success stories or horror stories. Migrates. I want more drop-in Chris Bosh facts. Did he really? Yeah, because when he was with the Heat, he was getting real nervous because they were playing all these big games and he took, I think he was pretty public about it. Maybe after the fact.

Did he say it helped? I think so, yeah. He's just not sweating at all during a basketball game. I keep sweating in these basketball games. I gotta take a pill. I remember how much Shaq used to sweat during the National Anthem. They'd just go by him and he'd just be drenched. I wish I sweat like that. Yeah. I don't. Feels good. I believe it. I haven't had a sweat like that.

Is there a steam room in the country club? I don't know anything. I don't know much. It has, I don't know anything. I don't know much. It has, well, it has racket sports. It has a pool. It has a renowned restaurant. It has a championship golf course. Wow. Renowned restaurant. Yeah. So hopefully- You might have to wear a coat, a sport coat. To this or- Yeah.

When I go there for- Some of them. This is like a job interview. I don't know. We'll see. We'll see. I mean, I've got to be. You're going to introduce yourself as Brandon, aren't you? I am Brandon Walker. Oh my god. I knew you weren't going to do it. My name has weight in circles.

No, T. Brandon. What kind of douchebag is that? Get out of a. You're getting in a country club. T. Brandon Walker the fourth. Can they say no? Yeah. Yeah. Most likely. While they're club. What happens if Walker the fourth? Can they say no? Yeah. Yeah.

Most likely will. While they're a club. What happens if they're like, no, thank you? That would hurt. That would stink. That would hurt. No bumpkins. T. Brandon.

That doesn't even sound good, guys. T. Brandon Walker the fourth? Sounds strong. Hank should have a country club. I should invert it to Walker Brandon. I wonder how Hank introduced himself. Henry Lockwood sounds regal as well. That's a Country Club name. I don't think Chris Bosh took beta blockers. What if I just used myself as Mr. Walker? Oh for one. Hey I'm mr. Walker what if that's not true what a weird lie Chris Bosch took those is it true there's no results about blood thinners he was

pretty bad really bad yeah I don't see anything about beta blockers I don't even would that help like I don't think if it only stops the physical symptoms which he was sweating too much You would have playing basketball. I couldn't take the heat Shut up So where why'd you make that up Steven? Certainly didn't make it up. I read it so it might have been Kevin love, but I thought was Chris Bosh I never even heard the word beta blocker and to have that fact. I had heard them, but I never knew what they were.

I didn't know Bosh took them. Is there another term for them? Wait, is it beta blocker because they're basically blocking you from being a pussy? Yes. From what I recall, it was because he was getting nervous in big games and they were playing a lot of big games. I don't remember that fact. But TJ looked it up and there's no it's you're thinking of

Kevin love mmm so he took anti anxiety right Kevin love took beta blockers I can't find that specifically but Kevin love had the has anyone ever take are you just going through power forwards until you get one right Katie? Someone did I read this like a blurb 13 years ago, and you and you held that in your head. Yes, can a free took beta blockers certainly not the man Well, he doesn't even shoot What what did that mean? You think that because he doesn't shoot he can't have anxiety He doesn't shoot he's nothing to do with you think that because he doesn't shoot he can't have anxiety He doesn't shoot he's nothing to be nervous about

Got a point the fact I would think it affects him a little bit less if he's not outside shooter He makes a good point Card or handle for Yeah. That's the size of a car door handle. Four and four. The thickness of four letters. And in my head I was trying to think what letters. You should have like Z. Yeah.

B? I don't want to bring it up, but the fucking, the Walmart guys, there's a Walmart guy father and son now. No. Oh. Disgusting. And the dad looks like he works under Bob Cratchit.

And it's, it's, he, but also like. I gotta see him now. Like there's like a desperation to it or? No, he just looks like he lives in that time and works under Bob Cratchit and he can't afford to fix his eyeball. What's their tagline? They have a tagline?

We're Walmart guys. Do they have like a boom though? No, I don't, there they are. Oh, fuck. Oh, god. We're Walmart guys. Of course we're gonna smell every candle.

Oh my god. He kidnapped that kid. There they are. We're Walmart guys. We're gonna play with all the balls. Of course we're gonna play with every ball in the store. I think it's Wholesome Father-Son content. No, it's so bad.

We're Walmart guys. Of course we're gonna check out every laptop. Okay. We're Walmart guys. That was it. They're trying to do their own thing.. They've got two videos, and you already knew about them Can I see the other one takes because you can just do anything? Thank you guys so much for 3,000 followers. We loved it. Yes. We loved a nice up against his back

We love the comments and all the jokes that you said. Happy New Year! Yes. Why is the dad standing behind him like that? The shadows scary. But 2025 is going to be better. I'm going to, I have all my New Year's resolutions. Thank you guys so much. Goodbye!

Don't, doesn't share any of that. He has them. Thanks for 3000. We loved it. Might have a new baby grung situation with the dad holding him Ha yeah, maybe so West Haven there a lot of connect we are not in Connecticut It's not where I would have thought a Walmart guy would be based now what I did I didn't want you to see that

Is it bad the plank is it plink? Oh? I walk by. Is it bad? Is it planking? No. I walk by the Brazil. We have Walmart guys? Oh yeah. Sorry you had to find out. You're gonna like them. One looks like a possessed chimney sweep.

What is this? The exact opposite feeling you get watching the Costco guys. Oh by the way I dropped a Double Chunk chocolate chip to my kids and they were fucking howling Familiarity no, I don't just thought it was boys. I was hitting it in the car like must hit it like 15 times They were just like do it again. Yeah, wait, can I see Walmart guys? These guys are mutants, I love them!

They are. They are. How did they- They are. We're Walmart guys, of course we're gonna play with every board in the store. The dad is just the style. This is incredible. Look how he throws it two handed. With every dad is this style is incredible

throws it to hand You see the dad's eye it's going what is your we can't let port noise see these boys I'll see him next Monday morning. You don, you know like I think the kid has potential I know that has more potential those two human beings to come across my eyeballs ever again in my life somebody I better set it. No somebody on Twitter said they look like Neil Young split in half. Oh My god, I need more of them. I thought they were doing a parody and then the New Year's video. Wait there's a New Year's video? Yeah. It's not really. Guys so much for 3,000 followers. No the dad's the one. It's menacing. We love the comments and all the jokes. I said happy new year

Yes, thank you 2024 was okay, but Fuck they are 2024 was okay Fuck they are. Twenty twenty four was OK. The dad is he's so can't take my eyes off him. He's a rock star.

He's got the hat. Kind of have the hat. How do you not like those guys, Brandon? I'm being serious. Come on. Are you guys I got to be that guy? I'm always that fucking guy with

these guys. What you think that was a green screen? I'm always that fucking guy with these guys What you think that was a green screen? No wasn't a green screen. It's just No, no no it was a rock and roll one-eyed dad Definitely owns a snake yeah, that's I'm just picturing his ex-wife across town. Yeah her friend sending her like I he's got your son this weekend. Oh my god. She's probably jealous. Yeah, she's probably jealous. A colonial rock star dad and his Quaker son. Smelling candles. What don't you like? I just, I, I, I say there's something wrong with them. I don't know how well they are. I don't, I don't know. I, it's fine. It's fine. He's just a like that. They're spending quality time there it is Yeah, that's quality time might have forced him to go to Walmart, and they might have shot that video over six hours

Oh, I think it's the other way around. I think the boy was smirk. He was like the boy Am I a little upset that that me and my son didn't get to be the Walmart guys sure a little bit they're still Coles yeah we're Coles boys and it's just like an aggressively gay son and dad Dollar Tree guys yeah 7-eleven marshals they will be on our screen on February 8th and we'll feel bad for them and yeah. That's your prediction? They'll be on the show. Oh, okay. February 8th.

I need more videos from the Walmart guys. I think it's almost the anniversary of the Bass Pro Shops guy. Remember with the little penis who hopped in the pond? Happy one year to him. Happy one year. Huff luck for him. Flopped right out in the pond. Happy one year to him. Happy one year. Huff luck for him. Flopped right out of the tank.

It's always the dudes with the micro-ist dicks that love to get naked publicly. And then jump in water to make it even smaller. Freeing, I guess. Walmart guys. One eye's going this way. The other eye's going that way. I wear a top hat for no reason.

Yeah, you know what I need is I need Walmart guy, the dad's, whatever local band he's in. Oh, yeah. I need that. He's definitely the bassist of like a They're in Connecticut, which is crazy. Yeah. Or he does magic locally. Guns N' Roses cover band.

I can see him being into steampunk. Oh, he is a steampunk, yeah he is. He knows. Hank. Steampunk-esque. Yeah. Come here. You're a country club guy.

Do you think Brandon should introduce himself as Brandon Walker or T Brandon Walker the fourth TW IV. Oh, I hated that even worse. What's up, man? I'm T Brandon Walker, the fourth. You like that, right? Or Tom Walker. I'm Tom Walker, the fourth you like that right or Tom Walker I'm Tom Walker the fourth I like that yeah yeah you like me adding it after I'm Tom Walker the fourth the fourth not to be confused with the first second and third yeah what is this like this is a this is a restaurant pool yes tennis court yeah Yeah. That's a different type of vibe. He's got he's got this. All right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe shave. Oh no. I can wear a beard

at a country club. They're like the Yankees. You shave for yours. Well my golf club. It's not like that's only golf. I think I can have a beard. I don't know that I've to it. I look worse when I shave. I can't shave. What if he gets clean shaving today? That'd be amazing. That's off the board. Isn't it? Yeah, it is. Do you have sponsors? Do you have a sponsor? No, I'm just going and that mean I just like somebody inside the club saying this guy that's Yeah beef set him up. So oh he did. Yeah. Oh, yeah, hopefully My meetings at 330 today. We'll see on nervous on here. Yeah, they're zooming in No What about him showing up in a limo

That he drives himself and then crawls into the back. I like that. Okay. All right, you got this. Thanks. You got this. Thank you, Hank. I at no point thought I didn't have it. I think you were.

Are you going to get through the car wash beforehand at least? Are you going to clear the arm? What's the number one reason you want to join? The pool. The pool for the kids. I'm going to ask you that. How far of a drive is it from your place? Actually don't say.

About 45 minutes. OK. That's not good. You love driving. Yeah, I do love driving. Yeah, maybe clean the Arby's bags out of your way. My wife cleaned it over break. Oh, hell yes.

The rubber duckies? No, the rubber duckies stay. The rubber duckies stay. Maybe just narrow it down to one or five. Country club rubber duckies in the dashboard. Is it a valet type? I don't know. I have never been there. I doubt it. It doesn't feel like one. Probably. Most do. Yeah. I don't think most country clubs have a valet, do they? Yeah. I would say like all of the ones that I've. Well, I'm from the south. I'm from Mississippi. We've got different country clubs. Okay. Well, where

you're applying to one in Wisconsin. Are you sure you're ready for this? I thought I was ready for it, Danny. I don't know that I'm ready for it now. I think the rubber ducky's got to go. Okay, I might take the rubber ducky. Leave your two best rubber duckies. What are your two best ones?

I have a vampire and an Elvis. A vampire and an Elvis. That's great. The Elvis will get you in. Yeah. Maybe give it to someone. I'm never taking the Elvis duck down. You got this, Brandon. Thank you. Speaking of Elvis, how's how's porcelain Elvis? Oh, he's great. I went back to that that shop over the weekend and the lady there, it's a

older man, older woman that run it. And she said, Mr. Elvis. Oh, wow. I think she got a little sad when I bought it. Because she liked it. I think she liked it. No, Asian Elvis is in a place of honor in my basement. So, yeah. I see him every day.

I'll send you a picture. Mr. Elvis. Did you get anything? Yeah, I bought several. I got to do a man-taking video later. This is my favorite spot in the world. There are so many of them by you. Well, I have that one.

It's in Stoughton, Louisiana. Stoughton, Wisconsin. And then I have one in Brookfield, Wisconsin. Jeff Sports Cards. Those are my two best. This one's unbelievable. This one, I could stay in there for hours and I never have that much time. I never spend enough money. I always leave with regrets. Like when

he scrolls down here, I don't know why I didn't buy this Nolan Ryan. Oh, I don't know why I left it in the shop. Damn. Yeah. This is a dumb question, but is this more shop like this, like more labor of love or labor of love? Or are they making like. He might do OK, but like he does it because he loves what he wants. Right. This is just him showing off his collection. This stuff ever do that.

I think I would. Yeah, I think I would. You know what? I am saying that. I think that's probably my fucking dream. Yeah. To spend my suspend like nine to three o'clock every day Just sitting in my shop or surrounded by my stuff and people come in and talk about it and then like three o'clock I go I go fishing

You go to your pool at the country club By then I'll have aged out of the country tea Brandon Walker Walker's Sports Emporium. So my son is T Brandon Walker the fifth Wow or the seven T five. Oh he could be the seventh. I've never come across like fifths or sixths. Yeah well I so my dad was Thomas Michael my grandfather was Thomas Calvin and then he was Thomas Edward and Thomas Calvin's I was just gonna say that is probably the best of the bunch. Yeah he was he was he was my grandfather yeah he had a high ranking position hmm was a grand it really was wow that's beautiful all right Brandon three birthdays who's received the most death threats all right of

this Mel Gibson Greta Thunberg, Eli Manning. Whoa. I say it's Mel Gibson. Whoa. Oh. Disagree. Who do you think it is? Greta.

Thurnberg. Sports. You're discounting years. Mel Gibson became controversial in 2004. He has had 20 years of digress. I understand, but Greta is very controversial. You're discounting Boston. She has not made years of... I understand, but Greta is very controversial. Greta has not... You're discounting Boston. She has not made up the time that Mel Gibson... 2004

Mel Gibson was absolutely reviled. But not... He was just drunk on the phone with his kids, right? He hit the big four, I think. He hit a lot of... Yeah. It's Mel Gibson by a mile. But I think it was all the foot one phone call after getting arrested He hit six points really I believe women Wait he was a phone call wasn't out Baldwin recall his daughter like a piggy maybe that's what I'm thinking of I thought that was Hasselhoff no Hasselhoff Maybe the hamburger drunk and his daughter leaked it We watch Eating a hamburger Yeah, and I think a video he sent to his daughter her his daughter filmed it

Yeah, cuz he was like such a drunk or something Yeah And then she just posted it? Yeah, yeah it was bad time That's how he described it Why is he on the floor like That's a house that has no furniture Video reportedly shot three months ago in Las Vegas by Hatsahop 16 year old daughter Taylor

Oh God Lying on a floor wearing only a pair of jeans eating a hamburger So now you need to promise me you're not gonna get alcohol tonight, okay? What? You need to promise me you're not gonna get alcohol tonight Oh no!

Okay? Cause if you get alcohol tonight I've been in that situation where there's no food that'll ever taste as good Yeah That was probably his best mutual friend He's made like love to that hamburger He's doing like an exercise comfortable no alcohol according to daughter begging her father to stop drinking listen again. I don't think so

Tomorrow can we listen to Alec Baldwin call his daughter a little piggy That one was I thought Mel Gibson had something like that, but I guess not My very tan guys mixed up Gibson had the Russian girlfriend that he may have touched. Oh. He touched intensely. Okay. Oh, got it, got it. May not have too. That would be a shame if I lied about that.

Was he on beta blockers? Yeah. I think it's Eli. It's not Eli. What? Death threats. Did he mess up really bad? No, football is like the death threat. I think it's Gibson.

Frank has death threaded Greta. Has he? Yeah. I think dudes just seeing her face makes them like lose their mind. Max. Frank might have death threaded all three of these. It's only 130 dude Don't be that guy come on. We're watching Alec Baldwin

Nice Jay That's it yeah, just in case What was the J Man's got the J on Where'd you get the J? What was the J? Oh my god. Man's got the J on. Where'd you get those J? Are you hooping today? Did you buy? He just bought it. One please.

I bought one. Oh these are cool, I, I, whatever. Uh. Hey. Hey. Nice. Oh, these are cool. I'll take one. Uh. Hey, I want to tell you something, okay? E-Bomb. And I want to leave a message for you right now. Cause again, it's 10.30 here in New York on a Wednesday.

And once again, I made an ass of myself trying to get you a phone to call you at a specific time. When the time comes for me to make the phone call, I stop whatever I'm doing, and I go when I make that phone call. At 11 o'clock in the morning in New York, and if you don't pick up the phone, at 10 o'clock at night,

and you don't even have that god damn phone turned on. What? I want you to know something, okay? I'm tired of playing this game with you. I'm leaving this message with you to tell you, you have insulted me for the last time. By not picking up the phone? You don't have the brains and decency. As a human being, I don't give a damn that you're 12 years old. Oh You have humiliated me for the last time on this phone. And when I come out there next week,

I'm gonna fly out there for the day just to straighten you out on this issue. I'm gonna let you know just how disappointed in you I am and how angry I am with you that you've done this to me again. Me on the phone with confidence. You made me feel like shit. And you made me feel like a fool over and over. How and over and over and over and over and over again. The 11 year old thing was a shocker.

And the crap you pull on me with this goddamn phone situation that you would never dream of doing to your mother. And you do it to me constantly and over and over again. I am going to get on a plane, or I'm going to come out there for the day, and I'm gonna straighten your ass out! Jesus Christ! Do you understand me? I'm gonna really make sure you get it. Doesn't he have like 15 kids now with Hilaria Baldwin? Oh, I have no idea.

Did you see her video of forgetting the word for onions? Yeah. She pretends that she's Spanish. I remember when she got outed. Hilaria, yeah. 12 years old. I'm starting to think Alec Baldwin's a douchebag. He looks like a daughter dad. Yeah. Default daughter dad. She's always yelling at him. I thought he was talking to like like a 30 year old daughter. Yeah. Like an old ass daughter. I don't care that you're 12 or 11. He doesn't know her age.

Yeah. Oh. I feel good about my parenting now. Why didn't he turn off his phone on the runway? Do you remember that happening? Oh, no. He got thrown off a plane because he wouldn't turn his phone off?

Ugh. Is that him? And then he shot a woman. Oh, yeah. He did. He killed somebody. A Palestinian or a woman. Oh, yeah, he did he killed somebody a Palestinian or a Ukrainian Good save

One of the two those freakouts. Oh, yeah fled to toilet What was like the Christian Bale had one of those freakouts, right? Oh, yeah on set But it was on set of like a really or was it David it David O. Russell? That guy freaked out every time. Do you remember that? He's like a, he's done a bunch of pretty famous movies. Silver Linings Playbook. Was he that guy? Yeah.

Yeah, he freaked out on a set. I love those videos. Cause everyone's just like, whoa dude. I think Christian Bale flipped out on the set of like a Terminator movie. Yeah. David O. Russellale flipped out on the set of like a Terminator movie. Yeah David Russell, maybe he's flipped out on known was he Little Miss Sunshine? Which one in sunshine

No, he's a pre he's a director. Oh, he's a director Demands excellence. Yeah, no What was the movie? I'm thinking of three three Kings I heart Huckabee's the fighters I think it's I heart Huckabee's we freaked out have any of you ever witnessed a public freakout not to these extent Yeah I've seen one at the airport where a couple missed their flight for their honeymoon or something like that. There's had to have been one I know after a wedding What he on yourself a little? Yep

You see what he just did? He pretended he had an itch but he was cross itching. He was going like this. Yep. That's okay. Yep. Got a little bit of pee on my pants. You were walking like this. Yeah. I had to sit, I had come up with a strategy for like two minutes what is it post dribble yeah can you find David a foo you at all you'll think it's over I'll think I'm done peeing and I'll put it away and then just a whole other pick yeah surprise I think that's probably something to be concerned about yeah it might be looks not even a small Oh, that's about the size of a 50 cent piece. Yeah. You're changing those pants before you go? Oh, yeah. I brought backup pants.

Get it from the damn desk. You're planning for it. Take a beat and preset it. You can put the fucking thing down. You can put the folder down for a second to use both hands. Yeah, and take your legs off. What movie is this? It's going to be a whole bunch of other stuff. It says you got to keep. Yeah, and take your legs off. What movie is this?

It says you gotta keep it, because you can take your legs down to the floor. Okay, for Christ's sake, let's just take it one fucking line at a time. Instead of changing everything, it's very difficult to even create what you're gonna do when it's constant barrage of change this, change this, do this, do this, no wait, wait, do it a different way, do it a different way. Don't get me started. Okay, so I'm just saying, let's just, you know, it's impossible. One actor's doing one thing, another actor's doing another and I'm not as brilliant as you. I can't keep up with you. No, but we're being very efficient.

We're being very efficient? Be patient with you. Let's rehearse please. You're being impatient. No, but we're being very efficient. We're being very efficient? Be patient with you. Let's rehearse. You're being impatient. No, I said patient. Let's rehearse. I couldn't understand you.

It's not the first time. Ooh. I heard Huckabee, yeah. Fuck you! I'm just trying to fucking help you. Do you understand me? No, Johnny. I'm being a fucking collaborator.

I'm just trying to help you figure out who the understand me? No, Johnny, no. I'm being a fucking collaborator. I'm just trying to help you figure out the fucking picture. Holy shit! Oh my god! I'm not here to be fucking yelled at. I worked on this fucking thing for three fucking years, not to have some fucking cunt yelling at me. Oh. Get out of here.

Oh. I'm trying to fucking help you, bitch! Figure it out yourself. Well, I have to. Yeah, fuck yourself! Good. Why don't you fuck your whole movie? Why don't you fuck your whole movie? Why don't you fuck your whole movie?

Because that's what you're doing. We better get some insurance and get some direction. I'll fucking one more show with them. I love it. Who was that? David O Russell. I think he's a notorious freak out guy. Seems like it.

Freak outs are awesome. They are. Yeah. Kicking something while saying cunt. Yeah. Got to feel good. He comes back. Oh, he comes back?

Oh, shit. You're a fucking grown up. I'm a grown up. I'm a fucking grown up. I'm here to fucking help you. That's all I was doing, trying to help you. You don't have to yell. Talk to me. Where's the guy? You want to yell at me? You want me to fucking yell at you before right now?

No. I never fucking yelled at you. You fucking stank me. Jesus. Oh, that was awesome. The comeback and the side door. Good freak out. That was really good freak out. That was a good movie, I think. I've never seen it. Never heard of it. It wasn't a movie.

I don't remember what it's about, but I remember when it was over being like, yeah. Yeah, pretty good. I hadn't seen that. Yeah. Couldn't tell you. It's a Schwarzman movie. I didn't know Jason Schwarzman was in it. Yeah, he was there in the first scene... Oh, was that him in the background?

Yeah, I see him running away. I got a movie question. Uh-oh. Oh, God. What is the horniest movie you've ever seen in theaters? Why, did you think Nosferatu was horny? No, I'm gonna see Baby Girl tonight. Oh.

What's Baby Girl about? As Kidman sucking on a young boy's fingers. Yeah, pretty much. Damn. Horniest. I don't know that I've probably one of the American pies yeah one where they were like jacking off and shit yeah that was very hoary you know like 50 shades or any one of those ones would come out

Valentine's Day no no what are you nervous no gonna bring the trench coat tonight if I don't have a boner for at least 30 minutes this movie stinks The opening credits 30 minute boner Surrounded by 200 people you want a 30 minute boner. I don't think it'll be that many people spin up for a little bit You're going back-to-back date nights Yeah, kids are kids with my parents. You've been a movie heavy recently. Yeah holidays are easy Wait they stayed in New Jersey. Yeah, how are you getting them back? My mom's coming out on Monday. Oh nice nice That's awesome. Yeah.

Pretty good. I don't think I've ever had that. No. Well, we'll need you to time your boner. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I pass. I hate to ask.

So go ahead and soon. We will. Soon. And I want you to tweet it out after with just, like, 12 minutes. No contact. Tweet a signal when it starts and tweet a follow-up when it stops.

Well, the question is, does it start when you feel it's starting to grow or when it gets to maximum boner? Just give us the time when you leave. Tell us the time that the boner lasted for. I'll put out a number. I don't think I could get a boner for a movie. I couldn't in like a public setting like that. Not in public. In a movie theater?

No. You watch a horny movie? No. No. It's like your brain has an interlocutor that stops that. I don't got that. Surrounded by people. You get boned up in a movie theater?

I'm about to. Yes, Dave! Alright. That's the red. Alas, we're gonna need photo proof. We're gonna need the bulge. I'm about to. All right.

I'm trying to think of horny movies. I can't remember the last one. I've never seen a horny movie in the theater. It's like people really banging. I see comedies, I see action. I don't see horny. I watched that Nicole Kidman murder mystery and she gets banged in that too. She's like had a, she's always been hot I guess. You been getting banged a lot? She's like re-hot again.

I saw her at the New Year's on Nashville. She was with Keith. Yeah, he's hotter than her. Oh, he's been hotter than her. No, he has never been hot. He's pretty. He's hot. He's prettier than her. He's a beautiful man no he has never been hot. He's pretty hot prettier than he's a beautiful man He is not Keith urban not hot. He had an arrow. He had a tie when women gushed

He like straightens his hair throws me off I can't his style didn't age well He is not no I'm not we talked about how Luke Bryan got or we didn't talk about that Luke Bryan had women gushing It was insane girls shaking it for him. He is the he's not he's He said his voice sounds like he has yogurt in his throat And is the sex God when I was used all my guy. Yes girls went love bananas for him he looks so normal he looks yeah, that's what he looks like country girl shake it for me, yeah

Yeah, he was the king of gushing in The country scene I'd imagine Trace Adkins I get like a big old country guy who could like flip a truck. That's hot He got shot in the heart yep, what who's to blame he lived? Yeah, but if you meet him in person, he's got like the beta block He's got like that real deep voice and like a Fu Manchu mustache. That's like a country man Hmm yeah, I feel like there's always a country artist in the top three like hottest guys that year Morgan wall and it's become like a sex I heard he's yeah that was the thing I have a lorry ticket really good fuck yeah oh he did yeah apparently like press ever yeah whoa

true gentleman a great they just came out so he can fuck apparently he's like notoriously Makes sense Well not to write some mummers Mommers eyes application right you went too far in that parking lot. Yeah, Kristen Cavalieri said he can really lay it down Good job Montana boys no no she's talking about getting dicked by wallet. She's getting with the Montana boys? No. No. She's talking about getting dicked by Wallen. She's getting run through, huh? She said he's the only guy that was never super into her, which made her crazy.

The Montana boy? Morgan Wallen. Oh. Why is she? Where is she saying all this? That's a good question. What is she doing? What the fuck is she doing?

It's on Jelly Roll's Wife's Podcast. Oh, Bunny? Yeah, Bunny. What? Yeah, Jelly Roll married his wife the day he met her. Yep. Love at first sight. Still going strong.

That's crazy. But they've been together how long? Beats me. Yeah, what if she has like a bad laugh? Then why did you know the rest of it? Yeah, I don't know. I just need like one sentence. Since the beginning, before he was big.

Well, he was. Well. You all right there, bud? I'm good, how are you? Should we spin the wheel so Brandon can go get in his country club? You excited or nervous? A little bit of both.

Country club, shake it for me now. You got this. I had to put off my workout today. Golly. I'm starting back Monday. I've had a bad off my workout today. Golly. I'm starting back Monday. I've had a bad two weeks. Yeah.

It's when January 1st is on a Wednesday. It's the first Monday of the year, right? Yeah, you can't do anything with that. We're still rolling. Jenks is coming next weekend, has volunteered to be personal trainers for anyone that is interested. Yeah, he's been aggressively pursuing me.

I'm afraid of that workout. I like him. He texts me a lot about it. He's the man. He takes us all on 40 minute walks. Love it. I need it. I need to be taken for a walk.

We just got, he's going to be the trainer. We got, you can't walk by a beef without getting a golf lesson. Yep. Are we just going to get better in 2025? We just got to get, we can't. We're just going to 2025? We can't. We're just gonna get improved? Can't. That'd be funny if that was like Dave is just subtly trying to make us better.

Like a reading class. Getting really good at reading. Yeah, we get English professors. Alright. Alright, yeah, let's spin it. Hmm. I feel like we need to add something to the wheel soon. Zsuzh it up a bit. Plinko. Plinko will be added to the wheel. That's right. Then we just, it's the same exact results on the point. Yeah

All right, everyone have a great weekend, everybody. Have a good weekend everybody, stay safe out there. Should be a loaded week next week. Should be a loaded month, months, year. Isn't it great to be back. Alright, stay safe, have a good weekend, love you guys, bye.