The Yak - Titus Had An Awkward Airport Interaction With A Baby: Mon Sep 28, 2026

Episode Date: September 28, 2026

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and keep doing it hello what's up how's everyone? How's how's everyone do it? Hey did you clean up your corner what's different in something the door is shut? You're further back who put me this far back? You're far back and then they're out there building a set for something. Stefan yelled at me

he's like I know it's a bit but you have to stop scooting your chair back I'm like that's Danny I haven't touched anyone's chair besides I don't know who. I think our asses just go back. I think our big fat asses push it back. Hmm. This is still a little bit.

Something's off. Eddie dude? I think it's the door shut. The door's shut, yeah. Yeah, I don't like the window being. Can we, are they going to be doing stuff during the whole? Yeah, but we can open the doors. I mean, yeah, I would like.

Oh, because they have the people. They're actually, I think they've been told to work silently. Yeah. They got silent power tools. Yeah, like little. Play music. Little working. Well, they've been told but to not play music.

Yeah. Love the two. They've been told. They've been playing good music, by the way. These are cool guys. We're not listening to what we told them. Look at that. It's going to be sick.

It's going to be fun. Yeah, by the way, Friday, we're not going to have a live yaks. We're filming Yaks well, it's actually on me, my fault. But we will have regular yaks all week this week except for Friday. It's like a full-fledged double dare. That's being built. I'm so excited. It would be fun.

Oh, thank you, Stephen. Did you guys see? How's everyone doing? Everyone good? I'm doing as good as I've ever done in the fall. I'm going to try Gabby's... It's my best fall. Yeah.

Yeah. You just catch him. God, do you want to react to him tasting this apple crisp? Really, really, really good. You made it out of ten? Did you make it? I think it's a solid like four and a half. Oh, wow.

That's pretty good. Do better next time. You know, we got another apple guy here today? Yeah. He's a yacker. He's here from Columbus, I want to say. Yes. And his old business is apples.

Yeah. Fucking say what you're saying. Shout out naughty apples. Shout out naughty apples. He takes apples and he makes them naughty. Wait, which one of you guys is naughty? Wait, that guy right there. Are you eating an apple right now?

I like these guys. They were walking. They won something, I don't even know. And they were doing a tour. And they, like, bumped into me. And they all were like, holy shit, big cat. We didn't expect to see. And I was like, what?

Holy fuck, dude. We didn't think we were going to run into you. There's a pretty good chance you're going to run into it. I'm seeing you here. Lots are high. There are so many people that win some sort of prize to tour the office. I think people we work with are doing like backdoor tours, like raffles to tour the office. Yeah.

You're right. Oh, Stu Feiner actually is. Is he actually? Oh, yeah. Stu Feiner will bring someone. He'll be like, oh, yeah, this is my like neighbor's friend. They're here this weekend. I'm like, Stu, you definitely are getting paid to bring the house to this office.

What are you looking at, Brandon? There must be a nugget in the rafters or something. That again. What? Show that. Show that. To the left there. That one right there.

The far left. The pink one. The far left. What's missing from this? Now, hold on a second. Now hold on a second. Wait a minute. I've got Chef Donning.

Is Jacob on there? I've got Green Greg, Kate, Nick. Oh, Jacob. Dana. Titus, Jay. Is that Titus or is that a Titus Me mashup? It might be a Titus shoe mashup. Which one?

It looks evil. Which is what is supposed to be me? Wait, who's that guy? Dana and Jay, that's you. That's me above the B? No, that's a me Titus matchup. That's, okay, so that's an attempt at Titus. There's KB.

There's Jacob. There's a cream team. There's me? Where? Bottom left. Not you bottom left getting in a balloon? Is that what we're doing with you? Why am I faceless?

But here's the thing, Brandon. If we put you on there, you'd be like, oh, that's an ugly picture. I'm all the goddamn yet, guys. We go right. Barely. Oh, there you are. Oh, look at that giant. You don't hear of honkers.

Wait a second. That's my titties. Why? There you are. You're right there, dude. What's your problem? Right next to the news. You made the green board.

You're mad that you're not on both? Who the fuck made the graphic of the fucking and those are my tities, right? Those are my tities or somebody else's tities. Not Kate's. Those are your tits. Those are not mine. They're not my team. Not Kate's neighbors.

No, not anymore. Oh, do you have, wait, is that news story? Oh, the old story. Well, we had a, she had a breast reduction party. Her neighbor got a breast reduction. We had a boob voyage party. A party. Wait, I thought it was a

Tata to the Tata's. It was a little mix of both. It was a little mix of both. They came up with Boob Voyage and Tata to the Tata. Also, we got to lift them to see how heavy they were, and it's like unbelievable people around. I didn't get my invite. What a selfish bitch.

I know. Oh, she's the best. Okay, good. Are her, or her two? Wait, is she titless now? How's the husband? Wait, was this pre-op or post-off? Pre.

This is pre. This was saying boob voyage. So you went around. Everyone went around and cupped their tities. Justice. Really? And they're just like, all these are amazing. They're so heavy.

How many times has the cream team even been on the yak? You are on the thing, dude. Not that one. Who cares? Not the one I can see. And guess what? I don't know if I'm on that one. Not the one I can see.

But Brandon, you're in the show. Not the one I can see. You're going to be like your actual physical body. I'm not on this one other than the comic thing. What are we talking about? We're talking about what I can see. Now, the real thing to point out, Brandon, is that Stephen Shea is on. It, yeah.

Massive picture on the green one. Yes. Two. And then if you go to the other one. Another matter. Massively featured on the. Stephen Che is, yeah. I wonder who communicated with the.

Huh. You're on the green. You're right next to Hinkle. We needed diversity. Hankles in it? Oh, yeah. Yeah. There's Hinkle.

There it is. I am, uh, I've retired formally from. Arguing with Stephen Chey. No, you had. No. You just said I've retired formally. I thought we were all out of a job. Yeah, no, I'm sick of losing to the guy.

So I don't want to do it anymore. Wait, that was Jack Black, wasn't it? No, it wasn't. What do you mean? That wasn't Jack Black? I know. Mike Evans had to have thought that was Jack Black. I thought it was Jack Black.

And then Stephen just steadfastly was like, no way, no way. We had reporters saying it was Jack Black and then it comes out. It's like, no. The guy he tossed the ball to? No, that was Jack Black. What are we doing? That was a guy that wanted to be. Brandon, it wasn't Jack Black.

That wasn't Jack Black. I thought it was Jack. You thought it was Jack Black? Yes, yes. You thought it was Jack? I always saw a still shot. The still shot I saw was Jack Black. The still shot I saw was Jack Black is that he gets, he always gets to the right answer, but his work along the way is always garbage. So when you argue with him, he kept on saying Jack Black is a kid's movie guy. No way would he have a shirt with two middle fingers on it. And I was like, this is the dumbest logic. He's like, he was in Minecraft. He was in Super Marvel. Mario's world. Like, he, he would never do it. He's for the kids. They have songs about sucking dick. Yes,

I said tenacious D had like the most point. Yeah. Only needs one. Oh, that's not, that's not, that picture.

That does not look like Jack Black. There was a picture that did look like Jack Black. The video looked like Jack Black when we watched it live. Huh. No, he's not Jack Black. Sox.

Fuck. It did look like him in real time. Don't try to. Well, no, we all were like, is that him? But then putting context clues together.

It seemed to me that it wasn't. The good news is the bucks suck dick. And Rico Bosco has officially, that's an official curse that counts. Has he cursed this evening? He just said he wouldn't root for him. He won't bet on them either. Yeah. You talking to him like a child, you have not won a game sense.

That's true. I choose to believe that they have nothing to do with each other. I think you need to talk to Rico like an adult to reverse this. Yes. Like an old person. Yeah. Like a 98-year-old, which is like a child. there.

Yeah. Not a bad idea. Yeah. Really, yeah, be like, okay, it's time for your applesauce. Is this affecting like your personal life, Steve?

I don't know. He's a little chipper to be O and three guys. No, I'm pretty down. Has it affected you as a lover? Yeah. I mean, O for one. So on what?

They went O and three yesterday and you haven't had sex since they went over one. Yeah. O for one. What? O for one. He didn't have sex last night's what he's saying. Yes.

How's it over one? That means they turned 0 and 3 yesterday. Yeah. There was one night between now and then. He went 0 for 1. Thank you, Brian. Got it. I know his sex talk.

Okay. I know his sex life. Kind of, honestly. But, yeah, I mean, I'm down, but, you know, it's a, I'm on-set Cubs play off baseball. That's the focus this week. Oh, that'll, yeah. Baker's prognosis, not as bad. It looks like it'll be about three weeks.

And I am legitimately excited about the backup. The backup is an exciting. Well, what about? about Payne Baker and then he immediately sucks. I'm in the camp of this is not on him very much. He has no time. The offensive line has been horrible. Thank you.

Speaking of down bad football fans, last year we hired Green Greig, his teams all started losing immediately. The chiefs announced they're leaving the state that he lives in and the whole reason he was hired and it was one of the worst like starts, I guess, to a tenure here. Yep. I think Drake Maylever might have him beat. Yep. I think we hired Drake Maylover.

Wait. Oh, he's smile. We just got caught smiling, man. And immediately. He legit said he might have to quit. He has. This is the worst start to a barstil tenure of all time. He left the cave yesterday.

He had to walk it off because Drake May is so bad at football. Drake Maylover got, I think they might have taken it back. He got community noted. Yes, right. Do you know how hard it is for a fan account to get community noted? Not for anything like, it wasn't like. it wasn't like a fact that he just made a prediction and it was so wildly wrong

that he got community notice. He said before the game, Drake May is going to go off. He's going to throw it for 300 yards. Yeah, look at this. He had him with the final step. Yeah. Drake Tommy DeVito. Entering the fourth quarter.

Like, that's brutal. Drake May lover. You're right, Titus. I don't know. It's one of the worst starts. What else does he have? Drake May lover? Yeah.

Drake May lover. He doesn't have the rest of the piece. He doesn't even have a first name. Yeah. Who is? Who, you? What else do you have? What else do you have?

Do you like gesture? Do you like music? Nothing. So you don't even like the rest of the Patriots? He's got nothing, dude. Oh, damn. He's got nothing. Would you rather be Drake Maylover or Kate's neighbor's husband?

What cup size is she going to? I don't know. But I know. Let's play titless wife or Patriots. I don't think. She's not going to titless. I bet you she's having. I bet you she's still probably got some big.

That's usually how it works. I bet they're going to be tastefully fabulous. Yeah. It'll taste good. No. Maybe. I feel like most reductions go from like fat-ass titties to big tits. Pretty good, huh?

Yeah. She'll be fine. As long as they're still big tits. I'm okay with it. They go from like smashing a watermelon to smashing it like a Pepsi can. Mm-hmm. I'm fine. I can live with that.

Why don't she just get a stronger back? Oh, she could have gotten spine, reinforced me, you're right. Don't ask for smaller tithes. Also, why doesn't she realize that her tities are for the, for the, for the, for the, they're not for her. Yeah, right. For the people I know. These are all things.

God gives us fat as tithes. Strongest. Did anyone try to object? Like at a wedding? That would have so good. No, there was. Kidnapper. Glue him on.

Did she get? escorted into the facility like Planned Parenthood. Dante was kind enough to get us a table at Good Night John Boy on Saturday night, which was awesome. And there was a group, I forgot that, not that I forgot that there was an Eagles game here in town, but I just kind of

I was like, why are there Eagles fans everywhere in the West Loop tonight? What the fuck? Like, they were everywhere. Metallica and Germany. This group of young Eagles fans who some of them happened to watch the act happen to be like right next to our table. And all night long, they kept all. They just were very weird about the booed party. They just were

a little much. Oh, they were talking about the boob party to the boob party? Because they came out with a sign of voyage and they're like, what's this? And it's like, oh, it's a breast reduction party, ha ha, and they were like, then they just kept circling and being like, we hope you find relief. We hope you they were just very like, we had to form

a perimeter. But you brought out like a glowing sign and sparkler? Yeah, and then they asked about it. And they made a big deal out of it? Yeah. That's in hindsight. In hindsight. sight. Anyway.

Huh. It'll be... Boob voyage. I think people thought the sign said boob voyage. They're like, what? Oh, hell, yeah. I'm interested.

One ticket, please. A car wash. Boops? They should do a boob car wash. Don't they? They have? No. Not actually washing your car.

Just your face going through the, like, oh. No. Like that. Burning Man has that, I think. Like a motorboat time? There's like a human car wash there. That's fucking awesome.

Yeah. Picture in high school football. Yes. Yeah, you're running with the football. At the end, you have a huge pair. You got to put a mouth guard on before you can go through the gauntlet. That would be the longest line on the planet. Oh, yeah.

That's, remember the sex museum near the old New York City office? Yeah. We were like two blocks from the Museum of Sex. And I went through it once and they had a bounce house that was all giant titties. And you could just bounce around on them. And it was fun. Yeah. Do they feel like tities though?

No, it was really, yeah, no. Well, it depends. I'm not picky when it comes to. What's the Mount Rushmore of most universally loved things? Titties, puppies. Sports? Sports? I don't know about sports.

Ice cream? Sorry. Ice cream is probably. There are a lot of sports ball. Kyle hates puppies. Eddie hates. I love sports. I do.

Titties are, Titty's got to be one. Titties one-one. A lot of people are indifferent on Titties. No. You're... Take them or leave them. I don't think so.

I'm a huge tits guy. No, you're right. Thank you, Brandon, for finally having the courage. Yeah. I really... That felt like you were getting something off your chest. I'm a huge tits guy. I do like them.

Sign me up. Yeah. We're talking tits. What else? I think puppies is up there. Is ass on there too? Yeah, ass might be on there.

That's pretty good. That's good. Yeah. Is vagina on there? Oh, my God. I might. And then the fourth pick would be a woman's mouth? No, no, no.

Inside of a woman's mouth. Sex. Because I talk through that thing. What if we did? All right. All right. I like our brains. Okay, yeah.

Our intellect and you don't need any of those things to have a fulfilling life, ladies. Oh, woman's hands. That might be more universally loved than cities. I think it's universal. No, Sydney Sweeney's brought it. Yeah, but you're a Western man. Yeah, I am a Western man. I like Southern Hemisphere.

Is that to ask country? Yeah, that's true. As is all culture is all. It sucks you guys don't have more to offer us. Yeah. Got your little weeners. dangling around. Fighting all the wars.

We're not looking at your ass or your T-D-E. Sorry for us. We're in on the Rushmore. No. Yeah, being big, strong men, lifting things, taking things off high shells. You're looking at asses. Opening pickle jars.

Or I do at least. I like a thigh. I like a good thigh. His thigh on your Rushmore. Yeah. A solid thick thigh. Yeah, it sucks for Drake May lover. Tough stuff.

He's dead. He can't. Focus, Drake May lover. He can't do anything. Like there's a, what if Drake Mage is not good? Yeah. No, what? He has what?

Two touchdowns? How close was, well? Oh, no. Oh, fuck. How close was Rick's team to lose him Friday night? He could have been on this team. Oh, yeah. Cucky boy, Rick.

Times tick. What do you do? You just pivot away from Drake May and just pretend it never happened? I think you just, I think you just got to go whoever the next guy is. I don't think Drake May is just all of a sudden bad, but maybe you're just a Tommy Davido. Yeah, yeah, whoever the, Patriots quarter. But I think he's learned to genuinely love Drake May.

Oh, yeah. Like true love. The ultimate test of love. Is he the one who's like making the protein balls or whatever? Is she still doing that? Yes. Anybody can love the MVP. Can you love the guy that almost won MVP and then?

Correct. And then turned out to actually be terrible. Shit the bed in the playoffs. Yeah, shit the bed in the playoffs. It was actually not good at all. It was propped up by an easy schedule and backup quarterbacks. Dropped a ball because there's blood on it. Yeah.

The blood fumble. Speaking of blood. PJ Fleck. Yeah, that was weird. PJ Flex just taking his player's blood and spreading it all over his face. Yeah, I didn't like that. Yeah. I was going to do that during Yax Wild.

He also did a, he also did like a, it was like a Mike Tomlin Jr. Did you see that? No. He threw his play card at a player coming down the sideline and pretended that it was like, yeah. Try to get him to like slip or something? I don't know. Banana peel. He like pretended that it was like he was doing a holding thing and then he just threw it up in the air and then did the,

like I'm getting closest timeline or sideline? Yeah. Did they win? Yeah. Okay. They did that. Life is blood on his face.

Oh. Yeah, weird. Are you guys excited from Mike Tomlin's Minecraft City? Is he released it? This Wednesday night? I didn't know that. What if it's,

he's been working for 12 years on it? It has to be grand. But here's the thing. What if kids aren't impressed? Like that. What does that mean releasing it? What is that? I think he's making it open to the world.

And there are, Can people like play? Yeah. Allow me to play. So the story, the back story for people who might have missed it. His kids were into Minecraft when they were. That looks pretty good. That does look damn good.

That's his shit. That is? When they were little kids, his kids were very much into Minecraft. His little kids do. So Mike Tomlin got into Minecraft to bond with his sons. His sons aged out. Mike Tomlin never did. He kept on playing for 12 years.

He's been back. building his city. He's just one city. How did this story never get out? Kyle, are you like Mike Tomlin? I might be just like him. Yeah. Super Bowl winning coaches.

Okay, I'm not like that. No, but you coached in the NFL, you would win a Super Bowl. For sure. Yeah. No, I would be a playoff. Definitely. Playoffs every year. Playoffs every year.

Would you throw your name in the hat for the Chargers if they need a new head coach? would you take over the Chargers? I don't know what I would do. I'd be in over my head because there's a lot of different rules and regulations and procedures when it comes to like coaching NFL team. I wouldn't be able to. So the nuts and bolts would probably be over your head.

Maybe we get a grassroots campaign for you to just get like an interview. Because maybe you would be like, oh, I am good at this. Kyle's not here today. He's interviewing with the Chargers. How sick would it be if a team fired their head coach in the middle of the season? and they're like, you know what, we suck. We might as well make some content out of it. Let's hire Nathan Fielder for the last game of the season.

Yeah. And make a documentary about it. That would be. They should allow that. They should absolutely allow that. But if that were my team, I don't know how I would feel. If your season is so bad that you're like... Then you just become a joke. I'm a Dolphins fan.

I think I'd sign up for it right now. You are a diehard dolphins. Diehard dolphins. I forget that about you. Yeah. Huge Dolphins fan. You brought up Green, Greg. Do you hate him? I don't hate him.

He's the perfect enemy in a game like this because I didn't have to do anything. I just sat back. Our team's played. Mississippi State played Missouri. I never tweeted at him or talked about him once. He tweeted some of the dumbest stuff ever and then texted me, sorry I tweeted that dumb stuff. And I was like, all right, I never participated in this at all. And I won.

So it was great. He never even, like, added you, did he? He's so dumb. 90% of the fans in Starfle will have never seen Mississippi State play it down. A bunch of fake-ass fans get in the world for no reason. Yeah, that's what we get in Starkville, the world. The world being 80% of the fans in Starkville. I saw him this morning.

You beat Missouri, you have the world. Yeah. I was like, dude, you're so dumb, but not in like a bad way. Yeah. I was like, that tweet is, it would be like if the analogy I use, like, if Iraq was in the World Cup. And like, you're like, look at these Iraq soccer fans. They're such bandwagoners. Yeah.

No, they've been through hell. Yeah. Hell, absolutely hell. War torn hell. No one's like a nine-year-old boy being like, I'm going to root for Iraq. Yeah, they're good right now. You know what I'm going to do? There's also a racky soccer fan.

There's nobody outside a 200-mile circle around Starvill saying I'm going to be a Mississippi State fan. Yeah, it checks all the boxes. There's a bigger brand in the state. Sorry. Not do that. You should be proud. I feel like Mississippi State is like the, the, the most. niche or like local

FBS or like power four team right? They're probably up there you know Iowa State might be one there's others that are probably similar but yeah but like is there somebody that was born in Sacramento that just isn't Mississippi State fan?

If it didn't happen when DAC was you know when DAC was there maybe we won a couple and maybe there's some people that jump on to Camaro so so we have some guys that are going big time national So maybe now, but not before now. I'm trying to think what other teams would be like Mississippi State where it's like... Only people from this very, very specific region.

I think Iowa State's one. Purdue. Iowa State probably gets a lot of Iowa, a lot of alumni from... Someone did have a really funny tweet that made me think that every Power 4 conference has a team in black and gold that no one gives a fuck about. Vanderbilt, Purdue. UCF Wake Yeah

Wow Yeah That's exactly right That's the color scheme Of like Oh yeah They're in our conference Yeah generic

Yeah Like no one's like You don't like You're not going to like You know Charlotte and seeing a bunch of Wake Forest fans Walking around That is the color scheme

That was handed out last Yeah The SEC has a reputation Everybody's from the East Coast Everybody's from the Northeast Well no There's a certain school Alabama is now

Alabama Ole Miss Ole Miss, Georgia, yeah. But is Mississippi State, like just Mississippi? No, we get more Mississippi people than Ole Miss does. But that's what... We call ourselves, we brand ourselves Mississippi's University. That's what I mean about the Brit. Like Iowa gets kids from all over the Midwest.

Iowa State doesn't. Right. Iowa State gets kids from Iowa. Michigan, Michigan State kind of. Michigan gets kids from all over the country, Michigan State's Michigan people. Yeah. I agree. Yeah.

I'm fine with that. Ole Miss students are a lot of, there are a lot of Texas kids. A lot of Atlanta kids, a lot of New Jersey kids, for some reason. And Alabama's a lot of Jersey kids. That's Sabin's dream. Made the... Yeah. And they go up by like 10,000 in the undergrads.

Wow. Everything. Well, when you went in football, you go up. Yeah. Is there like a Mississippi State alumni bar in Chicago? Is there watch parties at a bar? No, there was... Brandon's basement.

There was a... There was an alumni club, but I think it's dormant right now. I think it's dead. I've been trying to... Oh, no. I've been email them. I'm wanting to bring it back, but also... Yeah, you just got to...

call up Steve. You want to come watch the game with me? That's the, yeah, and then it becomes the official hub. Sorry. But, I mean, I can't imagine. We're kind of complimenting it. Yeah, I would like to build an alumni base here, but, you know, whatever. Maybe like a tree house in your backyard.

I don't know how many. When Caitlin comes over for dinner. Chicago's hub. Yeah. Do we have enough for a meeting? Tommy, you're here. Tommy, Caitlin, and you. My wife.

Speaking of green things with Green Craig, did you see today's NBA Media Day? Did you see Brad Stevens giving some love to Mark Titus? Okay, so we've heard about this. We haven't found the clip. What? I didn't think it was real. Which is,

it sounds crazy. I coached a third grade team in Indiana when I was in college. That was Mike's class and some of his best buddies still to this day. I don't remember if I saw Mike play at that age, but Mike was at Lawrence North all the way through middle school and high school, which was right down the road from us at Butler. So Mike, I definitely saw Mike in the early 2000s. I might have seen him in the 90s.

We're going to go with that and we're going to say that you did see him in the 90s. Much of this team wasn't even alive in the 90s. Most of it, I would have venture. And then, of course, you did have Mark Titus on your team, right? In third grade. Mark's so excited that we're talking about this. They pointed on us. He just said his name one.

He knew. Conley in third grade, was that the matchup for you? I'm sure, it's been great to see Mark have success and from an author to a podcaster to, but he wasn't locking anybody. Did he bail on your final pursuit? He bailed. played in Brownsworth High School.

Maybe I think he was a senior, maybe when Gordon was a freshman. And a national runner up at Ohio State as a Buckeye. And he carried it. And Greg and Mike got to go for long for Mark's ride. He's the awesome. Wow. That's pretty cool. That is cool.

Were you joking that he would talk about your third grade team? I was, yeah, I was joking that he would do that. Yeah, like he actually did coach us. But yeah, that's what I had said when. Someone told us that he was talking about me at his thing. And I was like, I bet he's talking about coaching me in third grade. I said that as a joke. And he actually was.

It actually came up. That's crazy. That's awesome, man. That's so sick. I'm like basketball forest gump. I describe myself. Always there. I'm always just like in the right.

Yeah. 22-year-old Brad Stevens was coaching me when I was in third grade. Why? I don't know. How? I just have pictures of, yeah, me and him back. the day. So that was pretty cool.

Yeah. I like that they pointed right at us. I'm going to be a Celtics fan this year, which is really strange. Ooh. Really strange. Wait, Mike Connolly's on the Celtics. Yeah. It might be his last run.

So, yeah, it's going to be weird. But you got to do it. They talk about me, you know, repress conference that'll make it easier. Yeah, you got to do it. Do you have his number? Can you give him a third thing to say? Brad? Yeah.

From author to. Coach, just all the clip. I just wanted to fill you in. I am, in fact, peeing my pants. I don't know if you saw the Yax Gauntlet that we did last year, but number one. Gauntlet champ. Yeah. Yeah, so go ahead and throw that on the list.

Just say fatherhood, maybe. Give him dad to being a father. Yeah, he did kind of just run out of things. Also, like, authors way better than podcasters. Yeah. He did it in reverse order to where, like, I started out so promising and I'm running out of steam. He was, of course, he was an author. Then he fell on hard times.

He went to a podcast. He's not really sure what he's got a mustache. So promising that author. Started out so promising. You know. That was cool. That was, I didn't see that. Yeah, author to podcaster is like actresses porn star.

That's nothing. Shit. Damn. Then he was trying to think of something below that. What is the jump, an equal jump from author to podcaster, from podcaster to this? Green Greg. Is it Greg? Green Greg correspondent.

What? He's here? From author to podcaster to green gray. He's a green gray. Greg was telling me that, uh, Greg was telling us on mostly sports that poor decisions has found himself in a place where they're. Recap shows might be bigger than their actual shows. He said they were recording a recap show today, and we're like, what the fuck does that mean?

And he's like, we're recapping our trips and all of our things. And he's like, last time we did this, it did numbers. In fact, bigger numbers than our show. And then I thought about the one we did at camp. Yeah. But that recap show outperformed the normal show. And I think that might be the destiny of poor decisions is that the show itself, the recap of the show is bigger than the show. Yeah.

I like that little wrinkle. It's a cold classic. 100%. So do you skip the show to avoid spoilers from the recap? That's right. Don't watch the show. Poor decisions. Don't watch the show.

It's a rookie mistake. Nothing like this in media before. So they were recapping what? They're doing... It sounds like they're doing the show. Yeah. Packaged differently. But it's a...

Yeah. And it's going to do better than the show. Are we correct on this, Greg? Greg, your recap show is bigger than your show. right? I saw one tweet over the weekend. Maybe it was Thursday, actually. It had to be fake, right?

When they were talking about, I think Burns tweeted that everyone in the, at Wrigley was chanting Green Bay sucks. That was real. He thought it was Green Greg sucks. Is that true, Greg? Oh, my God. In Greg's defense here, and this is the last time I'll ever say that, the entire Vic Theater was chanting.

for green great so had to done there was you know 600 people I don't even know precedent is that even cocky he's like everyone here hates me yeah yeah right Greg came back to the seats a bit sad and I asked why he thought green Bay sucks was green I have no idea how but when I was going to the bathroom a green Greg sucks chant broke out are you positive that it wasn't green Bay sucks which he's in the stadium almost every day Oh, no. Damn. I get it from Greg.

Yeah. Someone stopped me from getting in my Uber to, like, you're not going to believe this. I know Green Greg personally. I do believe that. I really believe that. But he is having like a Susan Boyle come up. Yeah. a hot streak. He's just kind of existing.

It's perfect. Yeah. He just wakes up and he's just Greg. He really is. And then hits get made. He really is. What a fate. He's so good at it too being Greg. He doesn't have to wake up. No, he's not. Liberates. Not even like good at being Greg. Yeah. He falters sometimes. Thank God you voted him second, Titus.

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Yeah. JJ. Gone. But JJ is in New York. It's smart trade. Yeah. I mean, you got to see, right? Harbaugh is kind of just a lot of our guy.

Yeah. They share. They share a lot of guys. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's once you're a hardball guy. It doesn't matter, Jim or John. You're in with both.

Yeah. You become that. I think it's smart. Give them a second chance. I'm rooting for him. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You got to take a flyer at this point.

You're not winning anything with James. Well, that's not true. You think they're going to win something with James? They won yesterday. Did they not? A game. Okay. Well, they just said, do you think they're going to win something with James?

They won a game. Right. But they're not going to win anything with James. They're not going to win anything this year if they ride with James. So they want to know which James is a starter. Against the Titans, but you know, you're just, come on. Are they winning anything with James? Maybe another game.

Yeah, maybe. They play the Titans again? No. Damn. I wish I could win a game. It's pretty sick. You need James. West Point High School wishes they could win a game.

Oh, no. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Have they not won a game? What? Point 50? Have they literally not won a game? game. Oh, and four.

Oh, what? What is going on, Brandon? You couldn't. We were just singing Mississippi State's praises. I've sat idly by, as you've excavated the tombs of my life. But this one's low even for you. This one, we lost all 11 defensive starters. Our coach left. We haven't had a bad year.

How'd you lose all 11? We haven't had a bad year since 2001, so it's been 25 years. I know. That's why I donate it. We've also played four state champions. We're going to play a fifth maybe this week. But I bet we still, I bet we still finish five and five and maybe win state. Watch, watch.

And maybe win state? Wow. We could win state. All these are non-district games, Kyle. We're going to play Rustin, Louisiana Friday night, probably get beat. But then we're going to end up five and five. We're going to beat Sautila and New Hope and Caledonia and all of them. All of them.

Tell the boys, like, you're not going to be too below. Well, we already love for two below. Well, they're in 7A. we're in 5A. Yeah. Starful's in 7A. Lewisville's in 4A. Oh, and 4?

It's the worst stretch in it's Louisville. I think it's Louisville. In Mississippi, it's Louisville and Lafayette County. I don't know what to tell you. We say things different down there. So your light show's not getting used at all, right? Isn't that for touchdowns and wins? It's still getting used.

Have they been sad when it goes off? We've played the hardest schedule. When did the light show start? Is this the first year of the light show? Last year. They won't stay last year? No. But we started last year.

Oh, no. We went to state last year for a 10th straight time, and we'll probably go to state again this year. Punts. More like Punt City. Don't say Punt City. West Punt. Don't say West Punt. West Punt.

13 state championships, the greatest program in the history of Mississippi High School. They just won like a bunch in a row of state championships, right? Well, we won. We've been to 10 straight state championships. We won four in a row. then we lost a couple, then we won two in a row, and then we lost last year. So it's not the light show curse. No, it's not the light show.

It's the coach left for Starkville. Last year. Buck him. When they didn't win. Wait, really? Is there bad blood? After winning back to back stage? And then, and then we got a new coach, Roger, and Roger's doing his best.

But, but like, it's just, you know, we lost all 11 starters on defense. Your coach's name is Roger? Roger Burton. He's a good guy. Roger? Burton? Burton, guys. I don't know if you can follow a Roger into war.

You can follow a Roger. Is there any famous Roger generals? What about Rabbit? That's the most famous Roger. Yeah, that's a rabbit, dude. You know? Roger Clots. Roger.

I don't say what I'm about to say. Roger. And I know the other Rogers. You're saying what I'm about. Fuck you, Kyle. I know. Roger. I'm sorry.

Clemens? Roger Clots. No, is that his name? He's a bad guy. Oh, shit. Roger Clemens, yeah. But he's not even Roger Clemens. He's the Rocket.

Well, he's Roger Clemens. Yeah, but he introduced himself as the rocket. Well, he's got a steroid-addled brain. He doesn't know what he's talking about anymore. Shout out. Shout out, people. Shout out, people. Yeah, shout-out people.

Did you think they would start O-N-4? I knew it was going to be a tougher season because we have the toughest schedule in the state. We play T-Pelo, for God's sakes. They're loaded with D-1 talent. Starkville, they're loaded with D-1 talent. Louisville is going to win State in 4A and Knoxby County. I mean, they produced Camaro Taylor. What do you want me to say?

First time we lost Knoxby County in 13 years. Camario never even beat us. I'm sorry, man. It's fine. Yeah, they're still good. And they still hit me up for money for the light show the other day. We're good. Wait, what does it need money for?

It has to be re-up. They haven't been used for so long. No. It's like Donnie's Buck Hunter. Yeah. We should get the guy down there. Get him to fix it. Yeah.

Yeah, it's broken. It's broken. The motherboard. We're probably lose this Friday. Tough game. We're on the road at Rustin, Louisiana. And then when we come back, I don't know who we're playing next week, but we start district play, and that's when we start rolling, guys.

And we're going to be five and five soon. We're going to be over. We're talking a lot of shit about Brownsbury. Well, Brownsburg, if we ever play, come on. It's not even a comparison. Football up here, football down there, not a comparison. Not a comparison. We're talking a lot of shit.

No. It's a rebuilding year. Can we rebuild every now and then, guys? Of course, of course, man. Let me rebuild one year. Let me have one year to rebuild. My high school is so good at football right now, Kyle. It makes me uncomfortable.

Like I can't even... The first time they won state, I was like, that's pretty cool. What a cool thing for the town. And then they won state again. And now this past Friday, they beat the number two team in the state by, like, a thousand. And now I'm, like, just starting to get uncomfortable, like, what is going on in this town? What is going on in? I truly don't know.

Obviously, the wrestling team is not. professionally ranked pretty high. Yeah. State champion. My parents don't live there anymore. I don't really have people there. I just see that like something happened and it's like freaking me out. And it's a public school that doesn't really, like they're not lax with the transfer rules, are they?

Maybe they are. Maybe that's what it is. I don't know. I don't know. It's a weird thing. Mississippi State is defeated. I know. That's a tradeoff I'll live with for a year or two.

You've got your championships of West Point. Yeah. Is your goal, do you just want, is a sports fan's dream won with every team you root for? Yeah, that would be nice, although that's the only team I've ever gotten it with it, other than the Braves, diehard Braves fan. Yeah, I never got in the Dolphins or Mystery State anything. Well, the baseball championship, I guess, yeah. Yeah, Mincey's double-booted. Yeah, he is.

And he tweeted, when will it end? It just started. Like the end of this week. when the bed is over. He knows the boot we got. He knows the brands. It's Mikey Betts' his old boot.

Oh. Gout boot? And what was the bet? It was Lord of her soul miss straight up. He's got to wear two boots this week. And then he tweeted, when will it end? Literally Friday. Yeah.

And it just started. At least look fun. Is he going to? Is he going to work for me? Is he going to get hurt or is this actually going to help him? It's going to be waddling around all day. He wasn't wearing the other boot Friday, right? No.

But he's wearing it to. Oh, yeah, he came and sat at Tate's desk and propped his foot up. The only problem with this is, is tomorrow night he's doing the corn maze. Yeah, double booted. And is it raining? I think he's blindfolded. I think the rain push to Wednesday. Yeah.

Now he's going to walk. All's sad. It's like Kramer coming down straight with the jump shoes on. I think that looks more normal than just one. I think it does. Yeah, it does. It looks like he's wearing moonboot. It looks cool.

That's like something Kanye would wear. Yeah, Ben Mitz and Kanye. They got a lot. That company mischief that the big red boots put out, like, wearable walking boots a few years ago. There we go. That's right. Didn't you buy a pair, T.J.? No.

I feel like you did. You're not telling us. I wanted the big reds. Hey, TJ, what's going on with our cards? They still lost? Yeah, let me read today's update. This is, is it a heist? This has to be a heist.

We got heisted. Did Clifty Martino, like, Fast and Furious? Yeah. We have multiple support tickets and a track and trace open, and I've been in contact with multiple FedEx reps, but haven't heard anything else yet this morning. I think we got heisted That's cool

Respect Yeah That's a huge compliment We see those on the black market The value has to Be through the roof now On these cards Yeah

Yeah they may never see the light of day Is it possible Can we even make a new one of one for each Those are It would be a lie Yeah It would be a lie What's the backup plan here TJ

Reprint them Resign them Oh yeah but that's to Danny's point That's not It's not a one of one. So why would you want to get the one-on-one if you know that there are other one-of-ones out there? So would we have to put like two of one?

Two of one. They're two of one. Yeah. I got to do all-new Hitler moustaches on Brandon? Yeah. Well, that's not, you don't have it. Easiest mustache to draw. Yeah, you have the option to not do a Hitler mustache at all.

I mean, the people wanted it. I don't think anybody requested it. But, T.J., what about like the cards that had Zaz's underwear? Oh, no. No, it's just the autos. Okay. Just the box of the autos. The odds of getting something lost in the mail are 0.5 to 1%.

Okay. Thank you, Stephen. That seems way lower than I thought. So there's still a chance they could turn up. Sure. Sure. Maybe. What's going to happen is we're going to reprint cards, re-sign the cards.

Yeah. The old one's going to turn up. Yeah. And then we're going to just make. a lot more money. No, the value's destroyed. There's some, it makes them less special.

I don't think we can sign new ones. Takes away the specialness. Yeah. But then I don't know how we get. What's going on over here? Doing a little. There are cars that have been, they do this in regular cards all the time.

They just release like an update series. Not that they're lost, but like, same year. Yeah, I don't think they do this all the time. I don't think it's, I mean, Gad, you're letting him drown. Oh, and he can't even say what he's. Kyle, I think when his mic fell on Friday, it definitely broke the mic. It's been rattling every time he touched it.

Come on, Kyle. Are you tight? Let the woman do it. Your hand get clamped? Do you all just want to switch the mic stands and then work on that one later? The mic stands are wired. I don't think he's going to quit. Switch chairs?

It's some good shit. Right. Okay. You got it. So what do we? Okay. All right. Okay.

Yeah, so we're just going to unwire them. I'll switch around. Yeah. A little sneak peek into the biz for everyone watching. Pretty exciting stuff. It hasn't. It hasn't. It hasn't.

It doesn't. It's made an apple crisp and now is. Uh-huh. Okay. So we're getting there. Is he doing it right, Cap? Yeah, yeah. Oh.

All right. Have any of you been dragged to an apple orchard yet this fall? No. Significant others. But you wouldn't have to drag me there. I like an orchard. You have a second production. Oh, here's Sam.

Sam. Sam's heading the door. Sam's going to stand in the door frame. Uh-huh. Do nothing. Okay. That one's out. That one's dead.

All right. R.P. That one. I just can't do it with the bees at the orchard right now. Are there a lot of bees at the orchard? A lot of bees going on. Are apple picking? Is that a northeast slash Midwest

thing. Oh, yeah. When I got to New York, it was a Midwest. I mean, it was a Northeast thing. And they do it here, too? Oh, big time. Why do girls like it so much? Pictures.

Is that it? Very great. Well, then why don't we just take a picture and go home? We do pumpkin patches down south. We don't do it. We don't have apples. It's a combo. I could do it into a pumpkin patch on Friday.

We got pumpkin patches here too. Yeah. We got the pumpkin patch. It's early for pumpkin patches. I guess it's end of September. We're hit in the season. Yeah. Somebody.

Somebody. somebody 20 years ago realized they had a field with pumpkins in it and they could just charge exorbitant prices to come do nothing. They had a tractor, throw the kids on the back of the tractor, throw some hay on it, make a couple donuts, and just charge out the

fucking ass. Is it that expensive? Oh, it's shockingly expensive. How much is a patch? I took my four kids and wife one time 10 years ago. It was $128. My kids came home on Friday and they had like they bought a couple pumpkins some like apple cider donuts that were like $15 for four yeah some crazy yeah we're in the wrong biz yeah that's just fine too okay

this is all right too wish we could be authors but we're podcaster podcaster yeah i think you should have us are author brandon yeah i know two of us are authors why haven't you've written a book brand yeah i feel like you would write you're a writer uh you've written a lot what would you call your book I don't know. Why? The Brandon Walker story. Would you do, if you had to write a book, would you do like a memoir?

Would you do a college football, like, uh, top players of this century type shit? I'd probably just do a list, yeah, something like that. It'll be a list. A list. Mine chicken nuggets. Greg. When we put out the erotica book, did that make New York Times bestseller or no? That's what we named.

You better not have. We named it in New York. We sold it on our website. Oh, okay. We should have followed up on that today. That should have never happened. Does 200 sales get you on the list? Yeah.

Got one back here. Brandon, I would be interested in your memoir, actually. I don't think that's the direction to go, but I don't know. Do you have another topic? Would you do, would you swerve us all? Maybe a fiction book. Who knows? Really?

Yeah. A novel, yeah. Yeah, do a novel. Collab with James Patterson. I could. Something like that. Yeah. A college football thriller.

Yeah. Oh, my God. Hmm. I don't know. I do want to write more. I haven't written in a long time. But every time I think about writing more, I just don't have time to write. You see Rico's going to start journaling?

Yeah, I did see that. That is something I'm interested. But is he going to journal or is he going to journal for you? No, he doesn't want me to see it. I'm going to see it. But he doesn't want me to see it. But how is he? You don't think

knowing that you're going to see it He's going to write things No, I think he thinks We're never going to see it But I'm sure Sure there'll be like a court But how will you see it? We're going to have to see it

How will you see it? It will be evidence at some point I'm Kyle Kyle and I have a Bosco dinner tomorrow And it's Christmas Eve for me Wow Yeah Wow

It's Christmas Eve Wow Yeah It's big Just you guys There's a bigger group Jerry Oh my God

Oh dear Oh my God and mook. Oh, God. Yeah. It's an honor. Mm-hmm. But I'm just giddy.

Couldn't sleep last night. I owe Jerry four cheese pizzas. Why? Or what? It's a new bet. I actually love it. Jerry's created a new bet where instead of betting money, you just bet four cheese pizzas on demand. So anytime he can walk in right here right now and just be like cheese pizza.

And I'd have to order him one. Is it? Oh, it's not all four at once? No. I just assumed that was code for money. No. Wow. He has seven cheese pizzas between me and Hankry.

Wow. Yeah. He should be like, cheap. That's all he has to say. He's flush with cheese pizza. Yeah. GP. It's a good bet.

Does he pick the place or do you pick the place? I can pick, but I just have to have a cheapie within like 30 minutes. Chee per. Yeah. It's a fun bet. Like money, it's like, oh, here's a hundred bucks. Okay. No, but like to hold that over someone, be like, you owe me four cheese.

cheese pizzas. Yeah. It's more of a commitment. Are you on call? Can he wake you up at 2 a.m.? 100%. Okay. Yeah.

How would you get a cheese pizza at 2 a.m.? I'd have to make it. Didn't he try and get that baked into his original contract? Yes. Cheese pizzas? Yeah, with Dave. He wanted, I think it was like... Two a month or something like that?

Two a month, yeah. In his contract? Yeah. He likes that much. He likes... He likes... That's his preferred style of pizza. He loves cheese pizza.

Just loves cheapy. He'll say it every Sunday. Like, Jack, get me a cheapie. I'd like to say something. And knowing who I work for, I've never understood people that'll just like plain cheese pizza. I like the toppings are what make the pizza to me. I love the cheese.

I like cheese. I like cheese. I like cheese. I like the taste of cheese. I like both. Yeah. I gotta have pepperoni and sausage on there to really enjoy a pizza. Sometimes the pepperoni or sausage drags the rest of the cheese off.

It disrupts the bite. But that's a hell of a bite. When you get all the cheese and the pepperoni and pizza, it all comes together. It depends on what pizza is, too. I like toppings. Because it's like if it's a really good cheese pizza, like, that can't be beat. But what if it's a really good cheese pizza, but you add a pepperoni and sausage? Sometimes I feel like it kind of ruins it.

You got to have meat? Do you do not meat toppings? I like a black olive on a pizza. I like a mushroom on a pizza. But you don't do just mushroom. I don't do mushroom. Got to have meat on pizza. He doesn't do, yeah.

I gotta have, no, meat has to be on pizza. You gotta be. There's never, I will never say a cheese or I never say just mushroom black olive pizza. A veggie lover. There has to be, there has to be meat. Yeah. Yeah. It's fair to say I'm a meek.

You're a me guy. Meek guy. I want Jerry to take a DNA test. Of what? Why? Because there's a chance that he's an heir to a fortune. What? Yeah, we had, we were talking to him.

His grandma cheated on his grandpa with Tom Jones. And Tom Jones? It's not unusual. Oh. His estate, $300 million. I think Eddie just took his mom to see Tom Jones. He should have asked. Tickets from Jerry probably.

Is he dead? No, he's not a ticket. Oh, he's doing a concert. So why was his estate? I don't know. I'm sorry. Yeah, Tom Jones is worth $300 million. He's the What's New Pussycat guy, right?

He's worth $300 million? That's what we Googled. Yeah, he's been famous for a long time. He did What's New Pussycat? I think so. Women loved him. Yeah. Jerry's grandma.

She did on her husband. After he cheated. His grandpa was an asshole, too. Is this the grandmother Jerry killed? Yes. No, this is the one he sucked up in the vacuum. Both. Yeah.

Same one in the same. It's a terrible afterlife. That's Tom Jones. Is he doing? Somebody else. He is. That's probably when he was inside of Jerry's grandma. What is that color?

No man's ever been that color. What the fuck? Well, see, there, in the tuxedo there, that's a handsome man. I didn't know he's Welsh. How about that? Huh. That was a crazy color. Yeah.

Yeah. Is that when they just didn't have the technology for... Tanning beds were just baking you over there. Yeah. We're just... A Welsh man's never been that color. No. People still doing the tanning bed.

Big time. I feel like it's kind of making... Really? Yes. I feel like it's kind of making a comeback. I thought spray tans were the thing. I did too. People are also doing the OG.

I've never yeah that just seems so terrible I used to go in without laying in a bed of lights yeah

scary gary it I do look so much better it's really yeah you do you go you go to the beach for a week you come back

you're like I this looks so much better yeah it does work it's just is it worth of trouble I've never been tan

you've never been tan I've never been tan we gotta get you tan we should get you tan so we should get you tan in L.A. for Super Bowl Week? Yeah, we gotta get you tan. I've never been tan. How have you never been tan? Even Byrne turns to tan. Not really. I can I just peel? I don't think I've ever been tan. You're missing out. Some people don't tan. You got to get tan. You ever been tan? You're tan right now.

You're tan right now. He's tan right now. He's tan right now. Yeah, he's tan right now. Brandon's tan right now. Yes. For Brandon. He's 100% for me. Yeah. Okay. I mean, I'm not. I'm not. Would you get tan with me in L.A.? I'd tan with you. How tan? Tan. Tan. You gotta get tan. I ain't scared of tan.

I'll tan right now. I don't do a fuck. Yeah, I think that's also like the, the, like Dave is, he basically will never not be tan ever again in his life. Dave the runner? No, yeah, Dave the runner. I thought you meant White Sox Dave. Tough look. The endurance athlete.

Oh, my God. He did not. It looked like he was crossing the street and got caught up in the run. Where were finished? Was he on mile 20? He says he started and finished. I didn't believe any of it. Where were his shorts going?

So he said the tunnel. Up his pussy. It went up his pussy. Oh. He says the tunnel gets very hot, so he took all his clothes off in the tunnel, but nobody else there took their clothes off. I've done that run, and it is like nut to butt in the tunnel. It's like claustrophobic.

Is it hot in there? Yeah, it gets toasty. Okay. So he could be right. Not singular. I know what it's called tunnels to tower. So are they starting off in Brooklyn, or somewhere? Yep.

Where are they starting? Starting in Brooklyn, running through to Manhattan and down to the World Trade Center site. Tunnels. Now, I got that, but there are several tunnels. It's right there in the name. Right. Right. They go to a tunnel.

There's the Lincoln Tunnel that goes to, one of the tunnels goes to Jersey. Two tunnels go to Jersey, right? And one tunnel goes to Brooklyn? Yeah. I think. There's a tunnel that goes under the East River and a tunnel that goes under the Hudson. This one goes under the East River.

Very good. And they ended the tower. Sure, sure. The tunnel to the town. Lincoln Tunnel is the one under the east. The Tunnel's a tower race. I think it's the battery, right? The battery tunnel.

I don't know. I don't know which tunnel is which. Okay. All right, that was Tunnel talk. That's tunnel talk. Like you run a race every day car to door. That is the extent of the race I'm right. Yes.

Did you ever get to figure out? You were pissed at Mikey Betts. For what? Taking your spot. Oh, yeah, it was fine. He went to the Cubs game, got drunk, and left his car overnight in my spot. Bring him past. Yeah.

He got lucky. He got lucky. If we'd had a different security guard, he would have been towed. But he, uh, if Mike were going to tow him. Huh? You were going to tow him? If Mike or Kevin were here, it would have been towed, it would have been out of my hands. They have.

Why, why wouldn't you just park in a different spot? They have strict. I did park in a different spot. I parked one spot over. It was terribly inconvenient. ruin your day? Ruin my whole fucking day. Would you have toad him still knowing that it was a barstall employee?

Or did you actually think it was like a random person just parking in our life? No, I, especially if it's a barstole employee. You're something else. Especially Mikey Betts. Damn. That's not funny if I have Mikey Betts car towed? It's, it is. No, you have an enemy for life.

I know. I wouldn't be the first to tow Mikey Betts car. He gets towed and booted all the time. That's like a daily thing for him. He does. I have a question. Say we bought a little parking lot somewhere. in the city and we bought a

Big Cat bought a tow truck for us could we just like start our own tow business? Is that all you really need? Probably not. I feel like we'd be stealing people's cars. That's why I feel like every time I get towed. I'm like somebody's. Yeah, they kind of are stealing. It basically just steal your car. Huh. I got a ticket parking on the street on Thursday. Did you? Yeah, right. But it's a loading zone, but it's our loading zone and everybody parks there every day.

Yeah. Every day that there's cars there. Yeah. Just PS. say for everyone. I've never not seen a car parked there. I know. Yeah. It is a loading zone, but I thought the loading zone was for us. I thought we were the ones that dictate when it's a loading zone. Yeah. Right. As it turns

out, no, the city was like, you got to get out of here. Well, the place that towed me last time, it was like boutique. They could only fit like five cars in their lot and it was just like three ladies in a tiny trailer. You got pote by the team? Yeah. That's brutal. It was not to lower whacker. Yeah, it was.

It was like, watch out for the cats. Stephen? Stephen. Big win, Stefan. What up, Stefan? Big win, bro. Every city council meeting I need to go to. You got the same day I was.

Yeah. There we go. I only need to fight this fight. I got Stefan fighting for me. Fuck yeah, Stefan. Danny's selling his piece of shit car. You are. I don't think I'm selling it.

I'm just done with it. I had a ticket to get the emissions test, but the check engine light was on. It's like 900 bucks. Putting way too much money into this car. Put a piece of tape over it. I never thought about it.

that. What should I do with it, though? No one's gonna buy that. Let's drive it off a cliff. I would. Go up to Woodstock. Or, not Woodstock. Coopers Town. Can you just put it out on the street and say free? I guess. What'd we stopping? Yeah, I don't know. I'm not gonna give it to cars for kids.

It is kind of annoying getting rid of a car because we had to do that with Vinny Woodhead and you have to sign all the paperwork. How old is it? 20 2006 you want to give it to Tommy Walker oh no he deserves better than Danny's

I love my son he's got a lot of character yeah for his first car you know like you know he's going to crash he's going to get Jesus doesn't have to be a bad guy

you got to get you want your son for his inevitable crash to be in the shittiest car you don't want to waste a nice car when he crashes you want it to be in a old 20 year old jolop Has anyone ever said

It's got a lot of character And it's been a good thing That's not a good thing You're like oh that's got a lot of character It's like that's either an asshole Or a piece of shit I got a lot of character What about you know

It's not an old house Yeah maybe something vintage No it's like a piece of shit house Yeah it spells Yeah It's cozy That's what you say like About Memphis or Tulsa

Got a lot of character You're just It's the nice version of being like This place sucks This thing sucks. But if you really, really try to look, you'll find good parts. But if I called a guy, if I introduce you somebody and I told you that he's a high character guy, you would say. Well, that's different.

High character versus a lot of character is sarcastic and high character is... A lot of character means he's an asshole. Okay. Annoience to be around. Yeah. But what if I said this guy is a character and then he's a joke? That's different. A guy being a character, he can be interesting.

Yeah. But a lot of character, that's a bad thing every time. Never be like, hey, you want to check this thing out? It's got a lot of characters. Like, oh, shit. If a car has a lot of characters, a piece of shit. Yeah. Done.

Same with a house or an apartment. I think a house could have a lot of character and be okay. I don't know. If you said a house has a lot of character, there's some things really, really wrong with it. Yeah. Like it needs a new roof. Foundation sucks. You can fix that house up because it has a lot of characters.

You can't fix the car of a lot of character. A car with a lot of character is fucking done. It's like saying a house has good bones. Well, you're going to have to change everything. Everything. Just the bones are good. Yeah, the bones are good. It's got a lot of soul and grit.

Yeah. It's cozy. That's so small. Cozy is sweeping the nation. Yeah. That's good. It's like a genre of television now. Yeah.

Cozy mystery. Unlike Netflix. Yeah. Yeah, an AI cozy. I don't know if I want. Yeah, there's a lot of... Cozy thriller. Yeah.

Have you seen how much. money the fireplace guy on YouTube is made? No? Wait, what fireplace guy? The 24-hour fireplace video. Oh. Oh, yeah. He's made like millions. That's one that's a dude? I think it's just one guy's channel. Those will come on if I'm like, if I'm like watching YouTube and I

like leave the room. Yeah. Come back in. They'll just be playing like a fireplace. The AI fireplace looking thing. Creator of the 10-hour fireplace YouTube videos reportedly earned over one million from it. What a deal? Only upload on the fireplace 10 hours channel and has over 156 million. How about that? Good for him. Yeah.

That's what poor decisions should be in between recapt shows. Yes. Different. Good hack. Yeah. Different fireplaces. What do you think about that, Greg? You agree?

All right. All right. So you're going to Tijuana. Okay. All right. Have a good time. All right. You thumbs up.

He's doing the Mitch McConnell. You're going to go. Poor decisions does the cartels. Yep. Good. thumbs up. He becomes their king. He like it flips. It works really well. Great if the cartel took

took Greg and tried to negotiate with this. No. He's yours now. Greg would become a great drug meal. Yeah. Oh, he would. He wouldn't snitch on anybody because he'd be like, where?

Yeah. I don't fucking know. You could get so many drugs up his ass. Greg's ass? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, he'd be full of Full of drugs. I don't fucking know. He's doing the Missouri game with the Dickey Smokes this weekend. Oh, no.

Florida is going to Missouri. Oh, wow. Chop, chop, chump, motherfucker. I think Missouri could, like, we might have this chain reaction where Ole Miss beats LSU and Ole Miss on top of the world and then Florida gets them in the Missouri. or you know what I'm saying?

Oh shit. Like everybody comes off this big win. And then the next week they kind of fall. Tricky spot, yeah. Except for Mississippi State. No, we're good. I'm jumping on the bandwagon. Well, we play Alabama this week.

Maybe not jump on too. Oh, fuck. I'll let you know next Monday. All right. Got a lot of tough games coming up. Oh, our schedule is the worst in the fucking country. Yeah. Yeah.

We got Texas, LSU, Ole Miss and Alabama coming up. Yeah. Things, things. But that's okay. We got our guy. Get two of them. Got a guy. Yeah, you guy.

I'm trying, I'm, I think I'm going this weekend. Let's go, Brandon? Yeah, you should. Yeah, because we got to do Big Noon the next two weeks after. We're doing it the next two weeks? Yeah. Fuck. So you got to go.

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It's not that big of a deal, and they discussed it. And I thought I'd ask you guys. Yeah. And you tell me whether this was odd. There was a mother with a baby at the airport. And I being in the world of dealing with babies right now, I'm on. I got it. You know, this is what I do every day.

Exactly. So wife and baby were gone, and I'm sitting there, and there's a mom with her baby, and the baby's looking at me, and I'm hi. Hi. Yeah. Hi, baby. Yeah. The mom intercepts my, hi-low baby, and she's high in me back.

Oh, no. The baby, the baby's, like, not really receptive to the. I'm just like, hi, baby. baby, how you? And the mom goes, hi. The mom is doing this. Like sarcastically? She's saying hi to you?

To me, she's not turning to the baby saying like, say hi to the man. She's just looking at me doing it right back to me. So then I'm like, that was weird. I let a little time pass. And then the baby, I catch it looking to me again. So I was just kind of like, peekaboo. Mom starts peekiboo. She peekaboo's you?

She peekabooed me. This mom, I go, wow. She doesn't do that. She's not backing me. But Mark, it sounds like you're playing along with her. her with her so you're doing and i said this to my wife i was like you popped your your inner cheek to her i was like i just had this like whole fucking song and dance with his mom i wanted i did not want to talk to the

mom at all i was trying to have a thing with the baby and i thought it was weird and my my wife was like moms will do that no that's the weirdest thing was the baby receptive no the baby wasn't really at it so maybe she's just like protecting the baby she's like trying to get her little piglet to like mimic her she wasn't even looking at the baby she's holding the baby you she's just looking at me and just going, peekaboo, peekoo. I was like, bitch, get out of the way. I'm trying to do this with your baby. And it drove me crazy. And my wife

was like, yeah, it's not that big. Was she doing it sarcastically back? Like, I couldn't. That's really funny and weird. Is that weird? That's weird, right? That's weird. That's what happened? A mom, I was trying to, there's just a stranger with the baby, and I was just like, the baby kept looking. Like, I was just trying to play with the baby. Yeah, a little love.

And the mom was intercepting my highs and she would like, she was baby talking to me back. I was like, hey baby Peekapoo and the mom was going peekaboo I didn't have my baby

my wife and baby were they were in the bathroom That's gross I'm just sitting there and the mom was doing it back to me And I was like This is really fucking weird And I was like

Begging her to like But you kept going It's like Yeah you can give up Because the baby The baby was giving me nothing And I was like I got to win over the baby

And I wanted to win over the baby Which is why I pulled out The popping thing And I was like surely The popping thing work and this bitch was just like she wouldn't let me have the popping thing she popped back at me oh and then I was like

I popped you I was like I'm done with this and I was and I was done with it and I and you didn't see her again back and I was like you won't believe with this fucking this bitch just she was probably like sorry honey that was Mark Titus who I wouldn't have let you had that author of podcast

Kate I'm gonna peek a bit with Mark Titus Kate I think some there have been times where people try to interact with my kids especially when they were smaller and my kids not responding. And it feels kind of socially awkward. So I have, like, I'll take their little hand and be like, hello, like kind of mimicking for them what they are in the moment.

And then there's other times where I've come in here and I hear myself almost like bait around like, hello. Like, I've been stuck in the trenches for so long that I forget how to talk, like, be normal around other people. Like, mom brain is real. So I think maybe a case of mom. And then hours later. I'm like, what the fuck was I doing that for?

Where I like snap out of it and I'm like, what? The mom thought I was maybe that. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. It was. That is weird. That is weird.

It's very weird. But then I'm afraid. I'm like, I can see me doing something like that. I don't know. Just wanted to get a round of peekaboo in. Yeah. Yeah. Weird.

Did she maybe think the baby was looking at you? Was she like thinking its little hands and trying? No, she wasn't doing any of that. See, that's almost like moving it behind and she was like, I'll take it. care of them. No, that's weird. That's weird. Playing with me and I was like, this is so bizarre. But I guess, Kyle, you said, Nick, like, the fact that I kept doing it, that was probably. That's weird. It's probably, yeah, you were like pulling out all of your. I probably should have just the mouth. The first instance of it, I probably should have just been like, all right, I'm done with this.

Just gets straight up in her face, peekaboo over and over. I see you. No. Yeah. Yeah, I've definitely taken their little arms and been like, like, hello, but. I'm glad you're that stuff though. Yeah. It's fun. The worst is when I would visit the homes and it would be the dad because 99% of the time

it was the mom, but when it was the dad and I was like, he's like a cop. Yeah, yeah. I'm like doing peekaboo and like, Achoo! And he's just staring at me. Yeah.

Big Cat, I don't want to blame you for anything. Okay. He's about to blame you, please. I don't want to, but it's coincidence. Yeah. You've been pulling you. pulling up close to me and petting my dog. Mm-hmm.

I had to take him to the vet. Uh-oh. He has a wart virus. Oh. He's about to be riddled with warts. Oh, no. And I got the worst news. He's like, he's fine.

It's not dangerous, but he's going to get a lot more before. Oh. He's about to be hideous. Gross. Uh-huh. And I don't know if it came from your hand. Yeah, probably. How do they get that?

From other dogs or community holes. They were just like, yeah, he's got wart virus. And they can't slow, they can't stop. They were like, it'll be two grand if you want us to take the warts off, but they'll come back. Is it obvious, like, looking at him? He's got warts everywhere, or do you have to, like, get under the fur to see him? You'll see the warts. You take them to dog parks?

Not anymore. The list of afflictions that these dogs are getting. My boy's dogs. Rudy's got two torn ACLs. He's got the wart virus. These guys get, like, fantasy flags. Wait, Rudy's dog? Double ACL.

It's where both is ACL. Oh. Was that a dog park? Dog parks are dangerous. Uh-huh. I'm not doing it anymore. They're dangerous. Well, I mean, they're just like, dogs get, I feel like they get hurt.

They get warts. Yeah. I used to take Stella to the dog park all the time. She's too old now, but yeah, I mean, there's, you never know with dogs. They just pass shit around. Sniff each other's ass. So was he in quarantine? Like, he's not around allowed?

90 days, no other dogs. No, 90 days. He's dogless? Yeah, now he's so much. energy so I wake up and I just wake up and see warts when did he get diagnosed you were playing surely it was before or surely it was after I kissed him on the mouth two moons ago no no that's when it was that's that's why I noticed the first wart on the mouth they go away yeah it's not forever but I don't know that sucks I just hope they like

shrink back in I don't want to like find him on the floor oh yeah they're gonna fall off Really? Yeah. Oh, my God. She have warts everywhere. I'm going to have people to my home just sorry about all the warts on the ground. It would be fun to, like, press. I think so, too, fling around.

Does you ever have a wart laptop where, like, the mouse was a wart, like red wart in the middle? Oh, yeah, the think pack. Oh, I know what you're talking about. Yeah, yeah. Those felt great. Ebo has that. Really? Even's got the wart one.

Broback. Have you all seen T-Bob today? No. I don't know if he's still here. What he's wearing? Yes. Yeah. I don't too much

He wore an all khaki outfit A khaki shirt and khaki pants And he's khaki from He can't do that It's the most ridiculous thing You've ever seen in your life You can't go all khaki Damn, when I say all khaki

I mean like all khaki You gotta be a safari guy if you go all khaki Is he trying to do it He said he just got dressed in the dark or something And he just threw on some pants Does he want Little Wayne to say something to him He might want for little Wayne's attention Little Wayne definitely had an opinion about the all khaki.

All gene jacket outfit is Canadian suit. What's all khaki? A ranger with no... That is. A douch bag. Oh, yeah. A good fit is ridiculous. Absolutely lunacy.

It's so absurd. I can't even... I thought he was going to change, Dave. You have to be... That's too much khaki. In a list, like, actor, celebrity. Who's that tall guy that everyone... and loves I'm a Jacob all

Lordy A lordy yeah What does it say Yelman William real quick Now granted All he said was tall guy Oh

Guy y'all me I don't know how T-Bob Dave is just mean to T-Bob Yeah he is But that also means he likes him Yeah but that's the That's just the tenor of the show on Mondays It's a mean show

T-Bob never pushes back Teabob Well T-Bob's not a mean guy Yeah He doesn't have mean any Now, he gets upset and we'll get mad. Just a lot of apologizing from Teabob and a lot of all shocks. What have I done?

Yeah. But like Teabob, as far as in the mud with Dave, he'll, yeah, he won't fight back. He's just not mean enough. Stephen, we kind of left you off the hook. Your team is dog shit. Dog shit. And I don't know if you fully grasped it yet. And he's your quarterback forever now.

One game out of the division lead. Yeah. So he hasn't. This is what drives me nuts about it. You can't keep them down. Chey, when will you start to get nervous about the Chiefs? I don't think you should be yet, but... No, I mean, the...

Three and O is... I've already won half as many games as you said they were going to win all season. Yeah, the first part of the schedule, I think the first five games or four games were very soft. Okay. But you knew that when you predicted them to go six and eleven. Yeah, I predicted the exact score of yesterday's game, Chiefs 24 Dolphins 10. That's your score for every game. You also predict...

Well, I was right yesterday. Did you predict the Bucks to start three and oh? No, certainly not. What did you have them starting at? I don't know. They've lost to the Vikings, the Browns. Didn't run a play in the red zone. The Browns and who was the first week?

Bengals. Bengals. Which I know you had them beating the Bengals. So I feel like you might have had them starting three and O. You didn't have the Browns went out of Tampa. You had them three. Oh. And they're 0 in three.

Yep. You need to be like tried for this. You need to go to court. The rest of them aren't looking too bad. Well, let me see. Let me see. Yeah, bring that back out. Go to prison.

Look at all the scores, by the way. All right. So, AFC playoff bracket, the Drake made doesn't know how to throw a football. The Chargers are 0.3. The Texans are 0.3. Yikes. What here is a greet just outside of the Chiefs and the bucks? The Chargers?

The Texans. Texans are going to be fine. We all know. about the chargers are not probably not wait have you pinky teamed yeah chargers okay done easy that's a good one that's so that's the easiest one so easy so easy I needed I need I couldn't do the Texans again the Texans just they start oh and three and then they make the playoffs and I get nervous so did you say charges look good yesterday for half for three quarters yeah yeah yeah I guess every team sucks every team every quarterback every game is hard every game is hard in the end except

Except for the Niners games. It's just, you've got to realize that every team is, it's too hard. They're all so close to each other. There's no team that is like so demonstrably, maybe the dolphins. But like, other than that, like the commanders beat the Seahawks yesterday. Like there's, yeah, all these teams are just good on the NFL. Yeah. Fuck yeah, guys.

Yeah. There's just no easy games. They do a hell of a job. They really do. They don't get the credit. They do a hell of a job there at the NFL. Last night looked dead at halftime at 16-0. and Rams dominate and then it turns it be an awesome game.

Nick, will you be in attendance on Thursday night for the game of the century? I'll go to the game of the century. Okay. You guys know about the game of the century? What's the game of the century? Steelers, Brown's game of the century. Oh, boy. Dom has created his own, you know how you can play like a playoff simulator at the end of the season?

He's created his own Brown simulator where like if they win this, then this. And if they won yesterday, then Thursday is the game of the century. his own simulator is it home by the way is it in cleveland i'll see if i can fight uh yes it is is sean watson are they going to extend to shan sneaky playing good quarterback

i know i know i'll find it yeah he actually he's he's brushing up against good is what i say yeah especially in the uh i think of the second half you know what he brushes up yeah

yeah shit's about to get really he's close to yeah yeah come uh he's going to plays any better he'll come What about Aaron Rogers? I feel like he deserves more credit.

He was abysmal. Last week. But still, like, the fact that he's 42, looks 52. Yeah. Addicted to drug. Yes. And it's just, like, still can play like a fucking beast every once in a while.

Has a wife no one sees? How's he doing that? Yeah, mystery wife. And an old, almost fiancee that just wanted to fuck somebody else. Yeah, they were saying he was Theo James. Who she wanted to fuck? Yeah, that guy's hot, too. I must suck for Aaron.

I can see why you'd want to fuck the O. James. Who's that? I would. He was in White Lotus. He's in The Gentleman. Which one in White Lotus? He was Australian. Was it last season?

I would like to say something. I want to see Theo James. As someone who's just not that much into popular. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. Every time I hear a name, I don't know who it is. It's an actor.

And I say, who is that? The answer is always he was in White Lotus. White Lotus has too many people. It has everybody. Mm-hmm. Every single person was in one. White Lotus. That's right. I never saw White Lotus. I haven't either. Stifler's mom. White Lotus. Yeah. That's Jennifer Coolidge.

Here it is. Uncle Rico. He created this for himself. Oh, so this was a season defining game. Seasoned defining game. Did the Browns win? Yes. So then you click. Click yes. Dom is game of the century. A sick fuck. So this is game of the century on Thursday. Oh wait. Keep going. I'll see what if they beat the... If they win the game of the century, what happens? What happens? Prove yourself before you get trapped. All right. Which is like, how do you have to...

You're the Brown. How do you win the game of the century and then immediately have to prove yourself? Shouldn't you have done that by winning the game of the century? That implies that you're set. Yeah. By the way, if they're four and one, they lose, they're still got...

Must win. Must win against the Titan. Go no. Watson Legacy. Spelled it wrong. No. So wait, how many derivatives did he have to keep going? No.

Lost and dead prime time. Sorry? Dead season. Chee, do a realistic one. I'm really curious. Go back. Because the amount of trails. Yeah, this is.

Where even are we now? I'm actually having. I don't know. He's a sick fuck. Yeah, he's disgusted. Jesus Christ. I actually had to like, I had to tell him, sit him down and be like, dude. I respect the hell of that you love Cleveland sports so much,

but people do not want to hear you talk about Cleveland sports just like on a Tuesday. They'll like corner someone. All right. It's realistic they were like, you see the guardians and like I'll just look over and it'll be like him talking to quigs and quigs would just be in hell.

Yeah. Like last year I had like waking up coming in, having a coffee and then I can't hear about Dean Wade before my coffee. I'm sorry, Dom. I can't hear about Dean Wade right. And he's just, he's, he's, his, he's such a cuck with LeBron James. It's actually disgusting. He, he texts, he texted Max like a couple weeks ago.

He's like, when LeBron hits his first fadeaway jumper, it's going to be incredible. It's like, he's not on your team, Dom. He's on the Sixers now. He's sending Max, like prep, like prep things about, like, LeBron. Like, LeBron's going to do this. LeBron's going to do that. It's kind of, yeah. Yeah.

I talked to Z. It's a Northeast Ohio thing. Zupi was like, yeah, it's getting, because Zupy's a Cleveland guy, too. He's just like, it's getting too much. Like, he's not on our team. He hasn't been on our team for nine years. He left twice. He left twice, he said.

It's been almost a decade since he played for the, for the calves. It's time to move on. But yeah, the simulator. It's quite, it's a, this is something they used, like, in a court document. Let's say they lose to the Steelers in their game of a century. He's spelling it wrong. Final game, volume two. I think they'd win that one.

I think they'd beat the Jets. Okay. Prove yourself. No. Then it's prove yourself. 2.0. Yeah, they win that one. Say they win this one.

Absolutely. Waston Legacy again. So they're not beat. Say they beat the Steelers this time. Okay. You're getting shocked. Well, that one's just... So they think no?

Yes, they know. Waston Revenge game. Okay. Yes. How did he spell it wrong every time? Then you can go two and one or better. Okay. Okay, so they went two and one or better?

They'll lock the fuck in and go two and one and one and... We got to lock the fuck in and go 500. Is that locking in? They'll lock the fuck in and go two and two. Okay. So much thing. No, they don't do that. They go one and three as it turns out.

What fuck do you do with Waston? So is Waston just something? Something they call him in Cleveland? I don't know. He also has... Waste and maybe? Hopefully off. Could be.

He also has a lucky dog bone. Yes. You made him bury it last year. You... A Browns fan can't have a lucky anything with the last one. How did it get lucky? At what point did it become lucky? And then if it got lucky, it definitely got unlucky.

Right. It's cursed. You can't be like, we always win with this dog bone. No. A lucky A lucky Browns item can only be lucky for like a week. It was lucky when Baker went to the playoffs. He had it for Flacco, right? I think so. Maybe that's what it was.

Okay. Put it a lucky dog boom. I asked him to describe. I was getting the lure of the Browns from him this morning and trying to gather info for Thursday. Did you start the combo or did he? He came over to my house. Yes. Yes. See, this is the HR's got to get involved. He needs put down.

I asked him. I was like, why do you love the teams? Like, what is it for you that you're so obsessed? And he said, well, they, the Browns left Cleveland because I guess they left for Baltimore. Yeah, yeah, right. But we never left Cleveland. And then they came back. And I was like, that's really sad.

It's 9 a.m. That's just really. They left you, but you still were there. Credit to everyone in Cleveland for not leaving. Yeah. They left us, but we didn't leave. It just became a barren wayside. Yeah, but Dom, first chance you got you were out.

Yeah, he said we didn't leave as he lives in Chicago. Yeah. But I think if you told Dom, like, you have to commute from Cleveland, he would. He would. Yeah, definitely. Definitely. He talks about, like, the Akron, Greater Akron. Like, it's, like, the top place to raise a family in the world.

But that's a distinctly Ohio thing. Ohio people have more pride than any other state in the country. They are obsessed. Northeast Ohio is the Ohio of Ohio. Yeah. Wow. It is. It's crazy.

He walked in on Kyle tier listing cities and we had Akron D tier and he was like arguing for it to be like bumped above Miami. He was like, but the schools. All right, man. The school. It's a very Ohio thing. I respect the hell out of it. Oh. Yeah.

You know, he said, I don't know. Kay Ben, he was like, what about the tires? Do you like tires? Do you drive cars? Do you like tires? You use tires? You could thank us for that.

All right. I better go to Akron to take in the tires. Sorry, San Diego. Tires. Yeah. Northeast Ohio is so Ohio. Yeah. It's the most Ohio.

The rest of Ohio isn't that Ohio. Cincinnati has a ton of pride, too. Cincinnati does as well, yeah. Cincinnati doesn't think. think they're Ohio. They're independent. Ohio is. They think they're independent.

Three different regions. Yeah. Columbus to the west is the Midwest. Cincinnati is like the south and Cleveland is like Ohio. More eastern. Like the most Ohio. Cleveland's Ohio.

Yeah. Oh, those guys are here from Cleveland, right? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, they probably. The one guy said. The Columbus guys. They're left.

Oh, look at them. Columbus is the Ellis Island of Ohio. You get there and you kind of feel. it out and if you really really fucking love Ohio you move to Cleveland yeah I fucking love this it's like well there's a place it's even more Ohio just up the room what you don't like Ohio do you stay in Columbus I think so I think you just hang out in Columbus that's the the waiting room yeah it's the waiting or it's the feel it out room the purgatory yeah it's for me and Cincinnati is if you really want to live in Kentucky but you also don't want to live in Kentucky

yeah I think so yeah you want to live in Kentucky but you don't want to say I live in Kentucky And you work for Fifth Third Bank. That's right. I've never been to Cincinnati one of those cities where everybody works at one place. Yeah, I think a lot. Because, like, Charlotte's everybody's Bank of America, right? Yeah. I like Cincinnati's a cool.

I would love to go. It's cool. It's just like it's its own world. It doesn't feel like it's a... I haven't been to Cincinnati. Does it feel like it's in Ohio? Right now? Yeah.

I've been. It'd be cool if we just got in the car and went to Cincinnati. That wouldn't be cool at all. I would like it. I would be cool. I like road tripping with you. Do we overlook that Green Greene Gregg has a date with a woman? Why?

Did you say what? With a live woman? Yes. I don't want to say, I don't want to. No, no, no, no. Let's run this through a filter real quick. What were you going to say? No offense to Green Greig.

Sure. But it wouldn't shock me if he had to blow up sex doll. Right. I think I could have a catfish to hell. You guys all agree? I think you'd have a hyper-realistic Amazon purchase. Just like the torso that you can buy? Green Greg just gives the vibe of a fuck toy guy.

Greg. He's got a pocket pussy for sure. Greg, do you have a pocket pussy? Greg was on the move. Oh, no. He's out in the backyard. There's tea bob.

There's beige-ass bottle. There's all khackied up tea bob. Like a fucking burrito. Oh, they're not watching the program right now. No, I don't know. Green Greg's in the backyard, I think. All right. Hinge up girl update.

Greg has been texting her the entire time trying to explain what we're doing. She has zero clue at all, and I'm not sure if he does either. but they have a date Tuesday. Here in Chicago? I think so. He's here for the week. He's not soft launching moving here. He's the Missouri guy.

I don't know. I need to know Green Greg's hinge prompts. Yeah. I would like to look at that. I would like very much like to see that profile. Would we want? I don't want to determine, but like, would Greg change if he moved here where he just like, you know,

like starts going out with like smokes on the weekend? Yeah, that's a. that I don't want to unlock the worst version. Greg with the cocaine or dig. Maybe I'd be like you can move here, but you have to live in like Barrington. That's fair. Yeah.

You got to go, you got to live in Hensdale in an apartment complex and commute. That would work. I think he'd get lost every day. He would get lost a lot. Greg with a date.

That's interesting. Oh, speaking of which, we do have Deutsche's Europe. We can do it tomorrow. He has a, slideshow for us. TJ, the text you sent us made me both excited and feeling dread.

Yep. I just said as long as you think it is, it's longer. Okay, so we'll do it tomorrow. Deutsche's slideshow? Now, I don't know how much time it would take. It's just a lot of slides. Should we have him speed through it?

Like a lot of it, it's just like, image, no text. That's perfect. Right. So yeah, tomorrow we'll do Deutsche's European vacation. really really can't wait yeah really sit down and and enjoy it he's back i assume yes he is back i saw him today yeah he's fully back state side can't wait to hear about it stephen what do you got for us today and please admit that your team is dog shit team right now is dog shit um u.s national debt it's just like

he can't he doesn't believe it i mean i do yeah no we're really bad but so it's the whole division so maybe the Browns, not bad? That part does suck, though, because I would like to rub his nose in it, but he doesn't... They are still in it if they... Yeah. They're in such a shitty division that they can be bad and still be in the mix late in December. What a game next on Sunday, Green Bay versus Tampa Bay? Yeah, I mean, I'm not very optimistic for that, but we'll see.

Maybe Jayland Daniels can show me something. JD. Yes. I saw headline, U.S. national debt reaches $40 trillion. What is the end? end game here. We're just never paying that back, right? Large. Help! Right? I actually have no idea.

You get into a hole that big. You got to gamble your way out of it. Yeah. Yeah, just put on Don Tavian Wick's first touchdowns. The U.S. is back. You get Jushek for two touchdowns. Wait, Kyle, has your boy gotten... He threw a pass yesterday. Efton Chisholm threw a pass. Efton Chisholm threw a pass? Yeah, he did he. I think he completed a pass.

Oh, is that the one that was tipped and then Hollins caught it? Yeah, yeah. That was Chisholm. It was a sick play. How's the platinum bag hunt going? Horrible. Went 0 for... One for 31 on leg.

What did you give Mook for his birthday? You gave him Ladd-McConkey two touchdowns? It wasn't Ladd. Oh. Someone worse. Yeah. No, I can't even... I got nothing.

Like nothing hits. It'll be all right. My gurgles are back. What? Oh, no. I thought it was the Thai food. I think my throat Botox is wearing off. You got to re-up?

Will you do it again? Did you think you were going to have to re-up? Was that pre-plan when you got it? Yeah, I thought years down the road, though. But there was a period after the original, after the initial getting over. over it that it was perfect you were almost worse longer than you were good though you had a month or two of i couldn't talk yeah hmm i'll be goddam so bad yeah i can't eat food now oh shit went home from the bar and i ate a bowl of peas with my fork oh you ever just look at a bowl

of peas yeah don't it's ridiculous looking i can't say i have it's like long time like sci-fi ammo looks so unnatural look at that yeah you're right yeah that's that belongs in halo a plasma pistol you're right I'm like what the f and they're good though and they're healthy I hate that they're kind of good you ever eat them frozen ew no it's like a snack that I do in my what's frozen peas it's so good just pop it in there just pop them it's like a satisfying crunch they're kind of sweet when they're frozen so it's like a it's like a

common little snack. Wasabi peas are like my number one snack. Oh, those are so good. Frozen peas are good. Frozen peas. Frozen peas. Telling you. Frozen peas and frozen grapes.

You guys are missing out. Grapes I get. It's kind of like a popsicle. Try it. Peas. I like it. Peace. Hmm.

Huh. Brandon, I saw a report not too long ago that, first of all, like Toys R Us is back. Yeah. And that adults that, adults that don't have kids are buying toys more than adults with kids. That's true. Why?

What do you make of this as a man who... What's considered a toy? There are people that don't go up. They just keep... They don't get past, like, collecting toys and shit. Do they think it's going to turn into cards or they get like a jack in the box and it could wear something? It could be. That's interesting.

Yeah. First don't count as toys, right? Is that... No. Does that mean anything? Or do, is that just an oddity? It depends on the type of toy. I think nostalgia is that a reflection of society right now?

Or is it just like something that's just kind of happening? Let's just, let's monitor it for a couple of them. Keep an eye on this. Because wouldn't mind going and buying a toy? A Hot Wheels track would be fun as fuck. Yeah. I mean, I'd love to go buy toys. Right?

Right. Is it Legos? We buy ourselves? T toys? Dude, if we had, if we had, if we had, if we had, Good point, Nick. What's the toy? Yeah.

A little... Remember those things you'd sit and you'd spin around? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Those were great. Was I just a sit and spin? Yeah. I might want a toy.

Top toy brands include Pokemon, major league sports, like NFL, FIFA, and MLB's Marvel Star Wars. So it's cards also. Ah. It's got to be cards. Adults taken...

They're getting in the cards. It's just the people that, like, played with toys in the 90s now have disposable income and can go buy their own stuff. You know what grown women fucking love now. It's a stuffed animal brand. Oh, what the fuck is it?

Good for me for bringing it up. There's a stuffed animal brand that's like the new jelly cats. Jelly cats. Women love jelly cats, but that's like a kid toy that's getting brought up by adults. It's like crazy. They're the ones like the little faces. Those things are expensive. They're stuffed animals, but they're like $50 for a stuffed animal.

What's the need of? What's the need of? That's another, you know what the little girls in my neighborhood are like getting in fights over right now? now is the dumplings. Wait, was that Bizzle Stomp Bear? Oh, yeah, just picked this one out. You did? Oh, yeah.

DJ. You picked that out. $125. Yeah. How big is he? Pretty big. Did Beanie Babies ever amount to anything money-wise? At some point, they did for a little bit.

Kyle cut the tag off of Princess Diana one, right? Nick did. Oh, Nick did. A potato potato. It was when I first started. COVID hit. I was like, I need something to get views. 35 live viewers.

One was Kyle, two, were my parents. One was Juan Tondon. Cut the tag off my princess Diana Oh Yeah Damn Huh Yeah

We're still making them Are they? Yes We just bought one yesterday What a big bird at the airport For baby girl Nice Yeah

Yeah they're always in in caps In bookstores and airports I still have all mine And my kids play with them now When they go to my parents' house Like two giant bags of How do you play with them Like just like squeeze them

And hug them They're all different animals So then they like Play their imaginary games with them. That's good. Yeah. It's a good sign.

You think Crip Mac buys Kalani Beanie Beanie? I don't know. Colani Bear? Do you guys have Crip Mac in your algorithm? No. That's my baby. He's a big, he's a Crip. And he gets interviewed all the time.

All the time. And his range of emotions and expressions. This interview was like, what if your daughter got killed? But his reaction was hilarious. A daughter, right? I have Kalani Bears. Okay. That's my baby.

Let's just say somebody kills your daughter. And you. You can't get to go. You can't get to go. You have to cooperate. Cooperating with the feds. Someone kidnaps your daughter and they want a ransom. And you have to,

the only way to get out of this is to cooperate with the feds. I can never. Oh, that guy's awesome. He's so fucking funny. You need to fall into a rabbit hole of his. There are so many interviews he does. Just look at his expressions.

And he's just a Crip? Yes. Is this AI? No. Krip max. There's a lot. Was he part of Adam? 22's gang? Yes. Yeah.

I see some more crib mac? He gets exploited for... But he's not a rapper. He's just a Crip, right? Is he homeless? No. It seems like he's pretty well off. But yeah. I need more Crip Mac. But a good... Crazy question to ask if somebody killed your daughter. Yeah.

But then... Never. Well, he kept giving him hypotheticals because he said he would never rat on anyone no matter what, even if a cop planted drugs on him. Would you tell him the cops? Never. I would never. Another Crip ratted on Krip Mack got him eight months in county. Oh shit. But Krip Mack stole his car.

Hmm. I could see how that would be. Yeah. It's tough. All right, find some more Krip Mack. Pork Rines. Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to huddle up and listen closely. It's football season so you know we're bringing back our game-changing snack.

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Everybody else? Yes. No. I am. I'm going in as in my head a loss, you know, maybe something crazy happened. Maybe. Case Keenum is old. Case Keenum is 38.

Yeah, no, I don't think we're going to win. Case Keenum hasn't thrown a pass in the NFL in like four years. I thought he was, like, coaching. He basically is. Yeah. anything can happen so i'm not like going in being like oh this is going to be terrible i'm just i'm just expecting the worst and hoping for better than that these these closed games are taking a toll on dango i try to do it a little ahead of time i just have no clue till the end now yeah oh yeah it's

we're what plus three and a half are they going to start losing quality well i don't know how important is it to get it out quicker what do you think of what you wanted to look like before the game? Well, one scenario it could be a bear, you know, killing an eagle in some way, and the other would be an eagle killing a bear, so it would be completely different, but yeah. What about if it's, if we lose, it's an eagle

carrying a briefcase? The ideas aren't the problems. Just getting it out quick, because I don't have a gauge on, usually it's like down to the- I think it's going to be an ugly game. I'll say that. You missed the Bears fans tearing themselves apart. I saw a little of that.

Civil War. Well, first of all, I will say. Maserati Mike was... Maserati Mike does have the crown. He's a... That's what everybody said. Everyone was happy with that. That's what everybody said.

I love Maserati Michael. I, like, genuinely... Me too. I'm a fan of his, and he's very important. When he started here, I hated his guts. Okay. Because he broke the, like, cardinal rule of the gambling cave. Like, you're not on camera.

Don't, like, talk like you're on camera and yell like you're on camera because people can't see you. Oh. And he, like, day one was just, like, answering everyone. one's questions and being like but he was off camera i was like mazari mike no one can see you right now ever since then though he's the man and he dresses like a metrosexual which doesn't happen very often no no really not here dying breed i consider him one of my gay friends yeah oh yeah even though i know he has a girlfriend i asked i was like hey it burns is back has he spoken to you and he said who number eight oh no he has not backtracked at all no mazari mike does he's

he's crazy i'll tell you i don't want to spoil your interview if he don't want to spoil it but he's up he's i can see him talking to alshan geoffrey yeah yeah no way i'll shan jeffrey's here yeah and alshon jeffrey said some not great things about chicago when he left so i wonder if mazorati mike is keeping it a keeping a buck didn't look like it no um did you guys see the wild uh promo joelosco has going right now for the bears game no no no it was deal Go for two on 928 only. Get both for $9.99 total. Just mean a piece chicken and 12 beers for $10.

All we got to do is go for two? No, that's just that's going for two. You get that. Oh, I thought it was like the bears have to get a two-point conversion to get that. Signature 8 piece, fried chicken and pork grilled piece of beer. Feels like an aggressive amount of. For $10? Yeah, it's pretty good, isn't it?

That's a great deal. That's a great deal. that's that's great I thought that was I thought that's a fantastic deal I would have liked that a wrinkle they have to go for two and yeah I think that's

yeah I like those when it's like you know like a stolen base everyone gets five dollars off something I never understood how those work what do you mean like in the world series they used to have like to hit it here and if somebody hits home run then it's like free tacos like you just

you just go on after a taco and nobody charges you yeah yeah like mention the home run or mention And I guess you know exactly how it works. Yeah. Was it Bobon that one? No, it's Taco Bells don't know. He missed a base. You show up.

It's like a specific time. It's not forever. You're right. It's like Taco Bell is going to give away free tacos for three hours on the Tuesday after stolen base in the world series. Okay. So even if you didn't watch the game and are unaware of it, you're eating the lunch there. It's like, oh, yeah, don't worry about it. So you think that like you show up and then the person behind the counter is like,

Did you really watch the game? I figured there'd be like something Who bad it fit? Or a quiz would be funny. I got to take a test. I don't know. I've never understood that it's fully work. That's a really easy concept to understand.

When you're talking about like the cashiers and stuff like that, like are they following this stuff? Yeah, I think they're told like, hey, guess what? We're doing a promo. And for these three hours, you're going to have to give away free tacos. Okay. Yep. I feel like they could grasp that. Yeah.

What if you want to order more than that? Well, then you have to pay for the other ones. Any more questions? You want two slurpees on free slurpee days, so paying for one. Right. I think that's why they do it. That's how they get you in there. They're giving them one taco.

Nobody's going to go in there and say, I want one taco. Right. Give me my free taco, and while I'm here, I'll ask them. Yeah. That's how they make the money. All right. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think it's hurting their bottom line.

Okay. That does make more sense. Taco Boca's out of business. You went 40 years not even realizing how that worked. No, like, I've done a 7-Eleven free slurpy thing because, like, all right, it's a date. Or the Bulls used to do the, was Big Macs? Yeah, now they do Portillo's, right? But you have to be at that game, right?

That's a ticket stub. Yeah, that's a ticket stuff. The best are the college basketball wants because all the students, like, have no money. So any promo where it's like they miss two free throws in a row, you get a free sandwich. and it changes your life. And they go fucking bananas for like a sandwich. That's like when I was in college, they opened up a Mose in Madison.

And we knew a guy who worked there and he gave us like 100 free burrito cards. And that's just all I ate for a lot. It might as well go straight. A million dollars. They were so pissed. We just keep showing up being like free. That's real cash.

Yeah. College. Yeah, you get birthday money. Yeah. Burrito. Yeah. I remember the credit card companies would have tables on campus being like if you sign up

here's the thing for like a free cheese pizza I signed up for so many credit cards I just having one friend I had a friend who worked at Einstein Bagels and he would just come home with all the day old bagels and it would just be like I guess we're eating bagels every single meal Kyle or Danny we were in college around the same time did they give out Jules like the

the nicotine I missed they were just handing out jewels there's like a jewel van just to yeah really or like yeah they'll be like a Red Bull van Yeah. We'll just, yeah, we chase them around. Yeah. Like the ice cream truck.

Grab them, tap them. Do you have another? Yeah, I literally never had money in college. No. No. Remember when you used to get the money back from like your student loan and your parents wouldn't know and just get mailed to? Oh, I do. That was like dangerous.

I would just work jobs until I had enough money and then I'd quit the job. Yeah. It worked as an eaterer for a while. And then I like made it up. I'm like, all right, I can, I'm good for the next two months. I'm quitting this job. You get $80. You're like,

I walked out of the, I used to work for the UW telephone where you just had to call people at dinner being like, can you donate money? God awful. They tell you to fuck yourself. Oh my God,

so bad. And then I just left during like a shift because I was like, I think I have enough money to survive. Do you ever try to go, do you ever try to buy clothes? No. That was first.

When you go to the mall with $40? No. You end up buying the, worst fitting t-shirt no yeah the lamest jeans and like you have to convince yourself that it looks good yeah Stephen Berries used to be like three t-shirts for $20

and they'd also sell the Starberries Starberries yep yeah Starberries were like $6 couldn't get them wet It was like a gremlin Oh shit starberries I had a pair of those I had to run a Stephen Barry's yeah Oh look at those Stephen Barry's was just paint would come on

Yeah You should be like oh man I went to Stephen Barry's. I got 25 t-shirts and I spent $32. And they didn't have the licensing for any of the team nicknames. No, it would just say the state. Yeah. And sometimes it would just be like a purple bear shirt.

Yeah. Not the team's colors at all. Yeah. Stephen Barry. Is that still around? It can't be, right? Really? I remember it was a sad day.

Oh, that is sad. What happened to Stephen Barry's? Can't sell a shirt for two bucks anymore. Oh, fuck. I got my first Belushi college shirt. Yeah. And they would also just sell like the one in Madison would just sell like a shirt that said Wisconsin but every color. Yeah, right.

Wisconsin shirt. Might as well just make it. Oh, damn. Oh, that was a while ago. Shit. I never, I never fully grass in the berries was done. I like the idea of the business, though. It's just really cheap t-shirts.

Yeah, I used to buy clothes at cold. too. Or Sam's Club. They just have that table full of jeans. Like, yeah, that works. A pair of jeans. Buying jeans next to the bulk dog food. Yeah. I'm going to look at.

Oh, here's a TV I can't afford but the jeans. The electronics slash denim section. Oh, yeah, Gabriel Brothers. That was just us. The Nike hoodie with the K's in italics. Did you guys have a store like that where all of like the misprints went?

we had Gabriel brothers where it would just be like there'd be like an extra sleeve on the shirt the three sleeve shirts those were a deal I used to shop at Goodwill too Goodwill had great deals oh yeah You find stuff that was like $5 that had never been worn You should be like okay great

That was kind of fun Yeah it was You always You always like no one goes through it Like I know I drop off my old clothes of Goodwill And there's sometimes there's shit that like I never even open you know like We get stuff here

TJ just sent a text about White Sox Dave But it reminded me You see Tate had a great video Trolling everyone after Michigan law saying Just pineapple belong on pizza I'm scrolling the other night I just see White Sok Dave quote tweet and just says Absolutely fucking not

Yeah he didn't realize the joke And then someone asked him You know it's a troll he's like I didn't watch one iota of the video I don't know what TJ said wait what is it I don't understand I don't understand I'm an insurgary

adult having a burner account online because they're afraid to put their face name behind their online shit talk man who understands tiptoes and all of his photos wants to talk about

insecurities oh so this guy does look like a fool I'm glad he put the arrows you realize I'm Dave 1 right you realize I'm not the rich Dave Dave okay I've brought this up

but every girl Dave has ever dated White Sox Dave has to be her guy friends have to be so disappointed when she's like, yeah, I'm dating Dave from Barstoy. Yeah. Hey. Put her there. Where's my head? Anyone see my head? I don't get Eddie.

I lost it again. Did I see Dave was going after people bringing babies to baseball games? Yeah. Old playbook he does. Yeah. Well, he texted me. The rivalry between him and Collins is at an all time. Yeah. And it sucks because

his point is literally like, the onion, like the worst person you know has made a good point. Because I actually don't disagree with him, but it is crazy for Dave just hates kids. Yeah. There's absolutely nothing good that comes from taking a kid this young to a sporting event. Kid doesn't

remember a parent is scaring around. Yeah, like I don't know. What about getting out of the house? Yeah, and also if you don't have a babysitter. Yeah. Also, that guy did nothing wrong. Oh yeah, that guy was getting killed for He probably was like, do you want me to come with you? And the wife was like, no, I got

I got it. I have the baby attached to me. I'm good. She wrote a whole thing about it. She's always cold, so she was like, I actually want to keep the baby on. They call her the baby their little hot pocket. So it's like, I just want to go. And it's also like, what are you going to do? You're just going to go and like walk with your wife with the bait. Like the baby's on her. No, she said it was all her. And then when they were walking, she saw the food thing and texted him and was like, oh, do you want anything? She said it was like totally. It would that, like, the scorn would have worked if it was like three little kids and the woman with a handful. and the dad just sitting there. Then it's like, yeah, you should have gone, dude.

Dave's getting shit online for stolen valor right now. Yes. He hates the military. He hates the military. He hates the troops. He says that. So he just stay getting shit online? Yeah.

I have these two. Somebody puts them on my desk. His sister was also in the military. They're called Piss covers, but there are these little military hats. But it's the VFW. They're not real military hats. They're just whatever. And he was like, can I, I'm about to go on a Zoom for, what was it, a dog walk?

with Kans or something. He's like, I want to be wearing it when Kans, like, logs on to see that I'm doing, like, a fake stolen valor. I said, yes, I think that's funny. And then I, like, kind of blew up people were like, stolen vow. Like, people were so mad at him, which was very funny. But his sister's in the military, right? Yes, his sister's in the military.

He still hates a picture of him in the hat? Yes, he's very funny. He's so proud. Like, he, when they go live, he's just sitting there. He's so proud to have the hat on. He knows Kons is going to get mad at the hat on. Yes. Yep. I thought it was funny.

He texted me before the baby tweet on that Wednesday night of all people. Hey, babe. He said, I just threw some bait out at parent Twitter. I was like, okay. Got him. It's bait, but he fully believes it. I was like, well, I hated it. It's not big.

He believes that. Oh, man. All right. So, Deutsch tomorrow. long presentation can't wait Jay really gonna need you to admit that your team sucks

yeah no team's playing we can't get any satisfaction out of it they're very very bad I was just 12 straight they've lost against a spread that's impossible that is impossible impossible

yep fuck's giving us too much respect I was just laughing I Danny talking about white sox Dave made me think about the time Danny stole white talks Dave

hot. Oh yeah. The two-face meme when he turned. Yeah, because he doesn't have hair. Oh, no. And he's got that power stance right now. He's explaining he's, he's, he's confused. Oh, my God, yeah. He's confused.

Even White Seltz, Dave is confused. That's like when Harvey Dent rolled over in the hospital. Wait, Brett, is that you on the ground? Big Hat. There's me on the ground. it's such a it looks so good in the beginning

oh why don't it a shocking shocking review god I love that I selfishly miss that hair Danny Danny what did you do what did you do

he's a shit I wasn't expecting this he just never even fixed it too a jardier sweats or two absolutely perfect the ingredients

screw neck Oh, man. All right, let's spin the wheel, TJ. Are you guys doing Yaks Wild today? Starts tomorrow. Wednesday. So a reminder Friday, we're not going to have a yak. Walk through tomorrow.

It will be the finale of Yaks Wild, which will air in a month or so. Yeah. Very excited for this. Very, very big games that are made after. like pivotal yak moments. Oh, I'm so excited. All right.

I'm so fucking excited. All right. See you for tomorrow. Love you guys. See you tomorrow. Bye.