The Yak - TJ's Unboxing Stream Leads to an Ant Infestation | The Yak 4-21-23

Episode Date: April 21, 2023

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Rico. Hello. What's up? How's it going, Rico? Pretty good. I told this story on Pick Central. I think I should embarrass myself from the get-go. I drove away with the gas thing still in the car the other night.

What? What happened? Well, I found this out when I did it the first time 10 years ago. They make them to break away, like the cartoon of dragging the gas thing down the street. Like a chinchilla tail. Doesn't happen. What do you got on your brain that made you do that? It was like a long day, and it just, yeah, I just fogged.

Well, he also gave me the card back real quick. Yeah. So, like, I don't know. Speaking of driving away, did you do anything else with your car that was interesting yesterday? Yeah, I asked Spider for a favor. You asked Spider, is your valet? Absolutely not. You asked Spider, go get your car so you didn't have to walk to your car?

Spider, is your valet? I was up against a timeline of doing something, and he saved me about 15 minutes, of which I've never asked before and thanked him eight or nine times for. It was a classic case of against a timeline of doing something right exactly and you got a valet personal for yesterday at one point yeah yeah did you tip him not yet he was leaving oh not yet oh it's a late tip is way worse i want to do i like doing personalized like a gift that matters what are you gonna get him something nascar based on what he's been doing and how much he liked that fanny pack he gets a lot of free nascar stuff though why don't we go a little deeper why don't you get him an engraved

zippo oh i like that okay cool and why don't you get him as pet spider yeah ranch like a really cool yeah tarantula yeah that's safe i safe. I mean, if you want, well. It's up to him to keep it. Yeah. He can decide what to do with it. Fair enough. If he wants to use it as a weapon against somebody, that's his spider. He wants to just step on it.

That's his spider. He can just squash it. How big does a spider have to be before people would be like, oh, don't. You can squash a tarantula because that would be disgusting, right? Yeah, I think you can. Why wouldn't you be able to? You could squash it, but I bet you it would have remnants. Yeah.

Yeah, it would be icky. I stepped barefoot on a really big caterpillar on my driveway once. That's gross. There was so much guts in it, it literally was sliding down the driveway. Make the driveway vertical? How did that happen? My driveway was on a hill, and I stepped. It was my pet caterpillar.

I let it out for a walk, and I forgot. I was running around barefoot, and I stepped. It was one of those big plump ones. And the guts literally was everywhere. Were kids in your neighborhood salt on slugs, people? Yeah, we were like magnifying glass on the ants. I

just salt on the slugs. Salt on the slugs, they start sizzling. That's something. Are you guys raw dog bug killers? Because I am. Oh, no. With your bare hand? Oh, yeah. No, God no. I feel like such a man. I your bare hand? Oh, yeah. Used to be. No, God, no. I feel like such a man. I will pick up a bug, take it out, and put it in the yard. I will never kill it.

Oh, I'll squash any bug, any size. With your hand. With my hand. Sometimes I'll pinch them. No. Yeah. Isn't that how, like, the plague gets started? I feel like King Kong.

My grandfather would grab a wasp nest and put shit in his hand. You guys should try it. It feels like, it feels incredible because usually people freak out. Oh, bug, bug, bug. Try to grab something. Just walk up. Bang. And then lick it. Summers gets cicadas.

I was a kid. I loved squashing those. I think you could pull one of their back legs and their head shoots off. It's like connected. See? Very cool. It is cool. We used to do, we had those, remember those big red bats? What? No. I thought you meant like the flying mammal.

Yeah, me too. Yeah. Okay. I thought you were killing bats. We were talking about creatures and you said, do you remember those big red bats? I'll get there. Okay. Big red baseball bats, the fat one that everyone had.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We had a problem with these big bumblebees in a nest, and they would start coming at us all the time. They'd get a little close. We would tee off on the bees, and they would just go fucking flying. It was more interesting when it was a big red bat, the flying creature. Yeah, fair enough. That's a hell of a story.

You could swing the big red bat at these big-ass bumblebees. Bumblebees are not a danger at all, though. Oh. They're annoying. No, they don't. I think it's a crime. Right. You shouldn't kill bumblebees are not a danger at all, though. Oh. They're annoying. No, they don't. You shouldn't. I think it's a crime. Right.

You shouldn't kill bumblebees. They're all active. When I was a teen, do you guys have lightning bugs where you grew up? Oh, yeah. I would tee off on those, the wiffle ball bats. You could break. Why? You wouldn't capture them?

Capturing them in a jar? They would just suffocate to death. Yeah. You could put holes in the jar. You could slowly kill them. You could also break the glowing things and rub it on you and you'd glow. That's how Moana got tricked to crap.

No way. I've been watching it a lot. It's so good. It's so much better than it has any right to be. It really is. And the music. That one song by The Rock. We listen to it on repeat all the time. You're welcome.

I haven't seen Moana. You should. It's very good. So addicting. What's your favorite song? Shiny. Shiny, yeah. Shiny's the real Moana fan's favorite song.

I like You're Welcome, too, even though- Shiny's the guy from Flight of the Conchords. No way. Yeah, yeah. He did all the songs for the Muppets as well. Ooh. He's really good. Brett.

He's talented. Brett McKenzie. What about the song when they're sailing away? Yeah, no, that's your casual. I've seen Moana. You just did like, oh, I love the Grateful Dead, a touch of gray. I would say Moana's a top 10 movie of the last decade. Or like Nirvana.

Oh, I would say movie. Yeah, like Smells Like Teen Spirit. It's so good. Yeah, right. Come on, bro. We don't need a laugh. All the songs are good, though, Stephen. I'm not trying to discourage you.

It's true. I'm not going to gatekeep, but I kind of did. Frozen's good, too, though. What Disney movie has the best soundtrack? Lion King's is pretty good. Mulan. Some of the back in the days are, I mean, Aladdin had some bangers. Encanto's very good, too.

Modern day. Yes. Encanto is very good, too. Modern day. Yes. Encanto is pretty fucking good. What is Encanto? You're going to find out in about a month. I know, but what is it? Lion King had some bangers. I think it was Lion King is probably number one.

I wish somebody had said Lion King. While we're on this, it finally happened. I've told this many times in this show that I would do everything I can to keep my kids from watching Blippi. Oh, yeah. It's over. I came home yesterday. My wife's out of town.

Our regular nanny's on vacation, so there's another woman looking after them during the day, and I went to turn on the TV to let them watch something after dinner and everything, and it was just staring, and my son was like, I want to watch that. Did you have to sit him down and tell him that he shit into it?

I will. If we keep watching it, I will have to show him. Oh, you will. It just happened to us last week, and I think the algorithm on YouTube just sent him there, and now it's all he wants. Okay, all right, so I'm going to make my son watch the Harlem Shake Blippi and be like,

do you still want to watch this guy? In fairness, this is a question you would ask me, all right? This is a big cat question, but your wife is out of town and your nanny's on vacation at the same time. Are they having an affair? I don't think so. That would be hot. That's what you would ask me. That would be hot.

Yeah, no, I don't think so, but that is a fair question. It just seems like they went out of town at the same time. There's no going back now that he's seen it. I'm unfamiliar with this Harlem Shake video. Oh, it's Blippi getting... pooping in another guy's butt. What?

It looks exactly like that. What? Yeah. It's when the bass drops on Doolittle Harlem Shake. That's a recreation of it because they took it down on basically every format.

Is that PFT? You have to get like 100 viruses. He used to go be in a comedy troupe where he went by the name of steezy grossman and that was one of their videos and i don't want to like listen everyone is young and dumb at some point i am i'm more come at it from a uh admiration it was one of the funniest harlem shake videos i've ever seen tears in my eyes i sent it to everyone it's not like a how could this guy have a career as a children's uh whatever he does it's more like dude you made a banger let's embrace it yeah like it's funny a lot of

people have gone from very crass to child-friendly content. Yeah, Mr. Rogers was a heroin dealer, right? Yeah, he was a heroin dealer. We never went the other way. Bob Saget. Yeah, he was very dirty. Yeah. Yeah. Filthy Frank.

Filthy Frank, yeah. Lambchop did porn for a long time. Lambchop did, yeah. She was throwing it back. Double anal. Yeah, double anal. Double anal. Missed it a lot.

Yeah. Oh, man. All your favorites. Yeah. Double anal Missed it a lot Yeah Oh man All your favorites Yeah Probably done double anal Wait Oh I just

I just had a TikTok meeting Yeah Yeah you did I had a TikTok meeting You're taking it very seriously I was I'm taking TikTok very seriously I just dropped a banger

If you want to play it TJ I bodied this kid Which I'm told I'm not allowed to bully. Why not? You're not allowed to bully. The robot on TikTok can sense bullying. How do you stop cursing on the thing?

I got that email. You have to censor it or just say something else. Is there an app on there? He always just takes it out for me. Should I take it out? I need to figure out how. Just a reminder that it's 2023, and that means it's time to stop putting that horrible fucking oh no sound on every single fucking video and now stop we're done

hey everyone just a reminder i just got on tiktok so we're just getting started hit the music oh no Oh no Oh no Fucking twerked on it Suck it dude Yeah I'm gonna be a weapon Yeah So every TikTok is oh no

Yeah most Most Calling card Everyone needs a calling card Jack Mike has half a million followers A calling card Harry Yeah 500,000 Half a million followers

Everyone needs a calling card. People hear the oh no and they think me. It's anonymous. TJ, are you doing your 40-minute stream today? Yes. Hell yes. Now, one of those boxes, TJ, can I say what it said on it? Yeah, it's a fake, well, I guess which one?

Live insects? Yeah, I'm just going to throw it directly in the garbage. Have you looked into it? Have you looked in the box? Can we open that one now? It's either ants or ladybugs. Can we open it now? Yeah, just going to throw it directly in the garbage. Have you looked into it? Can we open that one now? It's either ants or ladybugs. Can we open it now? Yeah, let's open it now.

Are you doing that as part of the Yak? Oh, let's open it now. I would like to open that right now. Yeah, yeah. Maybe as a tarantula. We're going to open it. Is that what we're going to do? Yeah, I think we should.

If someone in here doesn't mind crushing them with his bare hands. I got it. I'll kill them all. There's a place across't mind crushing them with his bare hands. I got it. I'll kill them all. There's a place across the street that does, right? Yep. I'm going to tweet out that we're open. How is it? So they're upside down Sicilian slice.

Except for they're upside down Sicilian slice. I've had that. I don't know why you love it so much. It's very good. It reminds me of when my mom used to make Chef Boyardee. What? That's funny. Why? Why did your mom have to make your Chef Boyardee. What? That's funny. Why?

Why did your mom have to make your Chef Boyardee? That's very... I was a boy. No, Chef Boyardee, that wasn't his real name. What? This is one of those situations where I wish I remembered things because Adam Richman told us this

and it was very interesting and I was like, wow, that's interesting. And I didn't remember any of it. But it, trust me, the best stories are told when you don't have any of the details. You're like, just trust me, it was a good story. I believe you. No, no, no.

Chef Boyardee had pizza. My mom would spread out the dough and then it comes with a can of just sauce and you just dump sauce. There's no cheese except for the sprinkle kind and you bake it and it's the best. And that's what that is. It's just sauce.

You like Bravo. Only the upside down. We fuck with that restaurant a lot for anus. We print out fake menu items and hang it on their door. We go in and ask. Oh, yeah. What did you guys get? We made wheat grinkus not too long ago.

Can you find out what Chef Barty's real name is? You're driving me insane. I guess he also- Is there an actual chef? I thought it was just an amalgamation of best friends. It's probably called Chef Bart Barney shit in a can. He got like the canning contract for the U.S. government

during World War II. That's how he became... I have confused a lot of this. I did not think the live insects was going to be in an envelope. And it's usually in a tube. And so when you buy insects online... Weren't you an ant farm guy? I was an ant farm guy.

What happened? It ran away. Damn. I didn't close it. They're also industrious creatures. I think I've said this on here before, but the guys rugby team used to fuck with our girls rugby team house all the time. And so one time we went to the pet store and we bought like a thousand crickets for like

$10. And we released them in their house. Hard to find a cricket. Remember, I wanted to find a cricket. Loud. I had crickets. Yeah, they're loud. We'd get them in the, like I wanted to find a cricket. Loud. I had crickets. Yeah, they're loud. We'd get them in the, like, we'd throw them up.

He doesn't cricket as long as I was gone. It was like eight or nine. We had one in the wall in the basement, and my dad would be watching Nick games down there and have to take a pop shot and fire it at the wall to get the cricket to him. Yeah. And then it would get scared or whatever, but you didn't kill it, and it would go right back, and it's doop, doop, kill you all night. I bet you it would be in a tube.

My heart is pounding. Why are you doing this? I don't know. Open right away. How long have you had this, TJ? It says open immediately. Tuesday? Okay, so they're dead.

Sants. They're dead. Oh, this kid's so happy. They're dead. They're all dead. Oh, no. It says open right away. There's a couple in here that are alive. They're all dead. Oh, no. It says open right away. There's a couple in here that are alive.

They bring them to you. I think there's probably a, is there a carrot strip in there? But here's the sad part. There's no house to put them in. Are you just, oh. It's tubes, and they're usually cold sent to you. They're alive or dead? You go to them, you put them in the freezer.

It looks like there's literally just one remaining. Come on, I'll step on him. Let's not kill him. He deserves to live. He does deserve to live. Let him out and give him a wax bottle. Oh, my God. There's literally only one left in there.

He's got to feel awful. Yeah, he's got to feel really bad. Might have killed the others. You don't know. That's true. You were just bragging about being a bear hunter party situation. All right, let him out. Let him out. Why don't you let him's true. You were just bragging about being a bear hands guy. I think it's a Donner party situation. Alright, let him out. Let him out. Why don't you let him out, Kate?

Let him all out and see what happens. Oh, just let the one out? Yeah. We're moving. He's got to crawl over the dead bodies of his friends. Oh, God. Each tube has like one ant left being like... Then let it out! Alright, give them to me. I'll let them out. Jesus. Something has to happen here.

Watch him slowly pour a little water. Pour them onto the piece happen here. Just got to watch them slowly pour a little water. Pour them, like, onto the piece of paper so you can see them. Yeah, they need a little water. They need a little water. Okay. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, no, no. Why do they need water?

Put them on the box. Put them on the box. Put them on the box. You won't be able to see them on the box. Yeah, no, no. Put them on a white piece of paper on the box. Put our Yaks prep sheets down. Here.

Put our prep sheets down. Here, here, here. Right here. No, Kate, right here. Yeah. That's got ads I can't read anyway, so I don't need it. We just unscrew it? Do you think they're corpses smell?

No. Oh, they probably do, though. Ants drink water? Yeah, little beans. Oh, my God. Ants can sting? What? Are those red ants?

Oh, there's more alive in there now. Look, they're all coming back. Oh, yeah. Oh, I don't want that. Oh, yeah, they're moving. Oh, no, they're all alive, Kate. Oh, they're all coming back. Oh, yeah. Oh! I don't want to sleep. Oh, yeah, they're moving. Oh, no, they're all alive, Kate. Oh, shit, they weren't. All of them?

Yeah. They were all alive. They were just chilling. They were probably just hibernating. Well, what are we supposed to feed them? Should I go get chips? Go get a carrot stick. Why is she going to get a carrot stick?

Ants love carrot sticks, man. Celery, apple, carrot. Oh, boy. That's just a clump of ants. Okay, I'm going to go get some fruit. We're not going to actually keep... Why did you pour out some of them and not all of them? I think if we just put them in the garbage, I'd be very happy.

What if you just lit them on fire a little bit? Yeah, just a little bit. No, just a little bit. He said a little bit. He did say a little bit. Like the ones in the tube. Is that not going to give you? Whatever. I'm going to give you a strike. Somebody in the chat is saying that one of the other packages has an ant farm for them.

I'm not going to take that. We don't really need the farm. Those are all dead. They're all dead. We just need a graveyard. Those are dead on arrival. TJ, you probably should have done this Tuesday. You had them since Tuesday.

It's my unboxing. It's not their unboxing. But it said open immediately. I don't... They shouldn't have sent something perishable. Tommy, Tommy. Take these. Come take these ants.

Take these ants, Tommy. Just take these. Just hold these. What are they? They're ants. Take them. Take them. Take them.

Just take them. They're fucking... Just take them, Tommy. Stop being a pussy. You're being a pussy. Take them. They're in fucking bottles. Why are you being a pussy? I'm not. I'm not. Look. You're being a pussy. Take them. They're in fucking bottles. Why are you being a pussy? I'm not. I'm not. Look, here.

Take them there, from there. No take-backs. No take-backs. Alright, it's Tommy's problem now. Alright, Tommy, take those to your desk. Go ahead. Get out of here. No, no, Kate, we're out. We're done with ants. Let them go outside. Get out of here. No take-backs. No take-backs. Get out of here. Scram. Alright, see? Not a problem.

What about the living ants? Kate, they're all dead. No! Yeah, they're done. No takebacks. Get out of here. Scram. All right, see? Not a problem. What about the living ants? They're all dead. No. They're all dead. Yeah, they're done. Night, night. Oh, God. Well, if they were little ants, I wanted to help them.

Can I throw these out? No, no, no, no, no, no. Here, give them this out. No, no, no, no. Please. See, that's how you do it. They're crawling up the tubes. That's a little lesson to everyone.

Tommy, get out of here. Go scram. If you have a problem in life, you give it to someone else and you say no take backs. And then it's their problem. So he just has to deal with it. And now the Yak listeners don't have to watch us kill ants. He's just putting it in the lobby and now it's just going to be ants. No, no, no, no, no, no.

Bring that to your desk. No. To your desk. Get out of here. Scram. Tommy sits on the same row as me. So he could throw those out, but we don't know. What we did was we gave the ants a great home.

Yeah. I trust Tommy that he'll raise those and love them. Those ants will be fantastic ants. Brandon, we talk about your weird body on the NFL draft poster. What body's that? I think that's mine. Is it in shape? Is it taut?

I haven't seen this. It's interesting. I don't know what's going on with it. It doesn't, I don't know. What is it? It's the NFL draft promo material. Apparently my body is good and they're mad at it or something. Who's mad?

It's a real hot version of you. I don't know what to tell you. Apparently I'm just a good looking guy. Brandon, what did you think about Mincy just bodying you? Well, I reacted to it on Pick Central. What did you say? I had three reactions. Number one was he didn't say anything.

Can you play the clip? I want to see what Mincy said. I didn't see it. I just said he bodied you. Then I'll give you my three reactions. Yeah, perfect. at you okay then i'll give you my three reactions yeah perfect okay i also have a in support of brandon brandon walker just play the no no no i want to see i want to know i want to hear his reactions my three reactions i want to get them on the show yeah don't play this don't play this

play mincy's video play mincy's video the rivalry is back on not Not really. Your mind right segment, and that's for you, my nemesis. Oh. My rival. I guess my rival, Barstool. I guess you call him that. Whatever. It's South guy, Brandon Walker. This rant is for you.

How soft are you? You just got a three-year contract, and you're moving to Chicago. You got everything you wanted. You bought your wife a freaking Benz. You got a house. And then you're texting dave portnoy threatening to quit because he's going too hard at you what the hell is that i mean you dish out more crap at me and everybody in this company than anybody period and then you have to

take something the boss man and you're getting soft trying to quit i mean i know that things have calmed down in the last day or two and and I saw the bid on the act. You know, everything's good. We don't want you to quit. Everybody loves you, despite the fact that you go really hard at people. But I just can't believe you're that soft. I mean, I don't know. You just dish out so much to so many people, and then you take public heat and you threaten to quit? All right.

Come on. You're stronger than that. Three reactions. Okay. Number one, fair play. He didn't say anything incorrect. He's fine. Like, I agree.

He's right. I was a little soft. Number two, it's fucking hilarious he had to read that. Read that? Yeah, he was reading that. It was... Unless he was... He was reading.

He was reading that. Yeah, okay. So there's a very good chance he didn't write it. And number three is... wrote it and and number three is he is incapable of being an asshole of being mean like in his insults to me right there he told me how i have a bins i have a new contract i have a house he just said don't go he just said a bunch of good things about me. He's incapable of being a dick. Okay, so my reaction to it was

I actually, I'll stand up for Brandon for a second. Rare. Brandon does take a lot of shit. I was just going to say there was one incorrect thing. He actually does take a lot of shit. He eats it very well. He just doesn't. Dave is a soft spot for him.

Sore spot. And I don't know if Mincy realizes. Does Mincy know when we give him shit? Actually, no, we're not giving him shit. I don't think he gets shit. He gets treated like. No, he doesn't get shit. Well, he's also wildly talented.

There you go. Right. Yeah. So why would't get shit. Well, he's also wildly talented. There you go. Right. Yeah. So why would he get shit? By the way, TJ, do you have the video that Mincy sent in for her stool scenes? The unboxing one? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, hold on.

Wait, he sent in a video for stool scenes? Liam said that Mincy's assistant? Executive assistant? Secretary? His cruise, and he has Moody. Wait, he sent in a video for stool scenes? Liam said that Mincy's assistant, executive assistant, secretary. His cruise and he has Moody. Yeah, sent a video being like, just wanted to give you this for stool scenes. At least people will be able to see me cooking eggs on camera now. Hopefully. Should use a skillet, right? Oh, no. is he in on this

I don't think so I thought so but this goes on so long that I don't think he could be no he's in on it this is crazy

this is crazy you gotta get Stella Blue stickers on those cabinets. Yeah. Prime advertising space. What is going on now? He's ripping it.

No. There's no way. I think this is a C-section now of the box. Yeah. He's performing a C-section. I just like that he goes all the way to a TV studio to record in their kitchen lounge area. Yeah. Oh, turn it upside. God.

Don't. I can't believe this is real. I'm not kidding, God. Yeah, it's too. It's. Why would he send this to stool scenes? Well, he said like a bunch of clips. Liam said it was just him shopping at Walmart. I think this is pretty good.

How is he still going? It is impressive that it's gone. If it's fake, he's doing a great job. No, no, no. Yes. It's no longer a box. Yes, he can't get it. What the fuck?

Like, no, no, no. What are the odds? Yes, yes. Why wouldn't somebody at least say, hey, can I just get no. What are the odds? Yes, yes. Why wouldn't somebody at least say, hey, can I just get it for you at this point? Because this is my hand. Dude, I don't care. I don't care if you guys think it's fake. I'm choosing to think it's real.

What are you doing, big cat? God damn it. Yeah. Yeah! Yeah! Come on. That's fucking great. Just, even if you think it's fake, just choose to live in a world where it's real, and it's so much better.

Come on, Brandon. I'm fine. I'm fine. I don't go – I've stopped going at him. I don't go – I'm fine. What he said today was fine. Everything's good. Terrific guy.

Brandon, why don't you do the NASCAR? The camera's on you when you walk – is that your body? That's my body. That's not your body. That's my body. That's not your body. That's my body. What are you talking about? Whose body's that? Look how hot I am. I know.

You've never worn a black shirt. I wear black shirts all the time. No, you don't. I wear black shirts. The face doesn't even look like you. It's uncanny. That is my face. It's not your thumb.

I don't have a bent thumb like that. Show us your thumb. Wait a minute. It's so bent. That's my thumb. Look bent thumb like that. Show us your thumb. Wait a minute. It's so bent. That's my thumb. Look at that. Wow, you kind of do. Yeah.

That's just me. That's a picture of you with somebody. Who's next to Che? Roan? Roan? Will. Oh, on the other side. Will.

Will. Big Cat, I'm glad they got you right before sneezed i did i don't know what i'm doing there i was like there's enough photos of you online i think that was uh yeah we go back to it how many people we got on this goddamn show they all look exactly the same i don't know yeah i think something's going on with your glasses, too. Are they? What do they do here? Frank's the one who looks the best.

Yeah. Yeah, he really does. He looks nice. It looks like one of those things you get in those books where it says, like, spot the differences. Yeah. So they enlarge your glasses. They change his neck.

Huge. Yeah. Erotic photo hunt. That was the best game. What's erotic photo? You ever played erotic photo hunt in a bar? In a dark bar? Oh, yeah. But where did you play it? In a bar. In. Yeah. Erotic Photo Hunt. That was the best game. It's Erotic Photo. You ever played Erotic Photo Hunt in a bar? In a dark bar. Oh, yeah.

But where did you play it? In a bar. In a bar. On the bar. Any dive bar. One of those touchy game things. We have one of those. Yes.

Why don't we have one of those? I don't think they have them anymore. Well, they've got some retro ones. I'm sure you can find retro. I played at a bar in Wisconsin. It was the best. And there'd always be this one. You just realize it's like five dudes at a packed bar with like a bunch of single ladies and you're standing there just looking at

like old playboy pictures being like oh oh the fucking necklace the necklace is different than the other one right below her tit right by her tits that's awesome he's behind her we have an ugly bra just sitting there all day playing those fucking word games oh yeah erotic photo hunt we should get it yeah please yeah i'm gonna buy that do you think they sell old ones what are those bar machines called bar machines cool cool cool uh do the nascar read i sure will do the nascar read i will do any read that you will allow me to do oh you need to read it no i don't hold on yeah you do i sure don't i got you just just his his ad his ad right here this sunday the geico 500 is in talladega it is the biggest party in nascar when they get to talladega the infield is awesome the uh rv area is awesome the race is awesome

talladega is a super speedway and it always has drama intrigue there's always potential for some crazy stuff to happen uh crazy stuff to happen when nascar goes to talladega 4 30 excuse me april 23rd 3 p.m eastern time on fox this is the 75th anniversary season of nascar chase elliott will be back for just a second race this year again the geico 500 this sunday april 23rd 3 p.m eastern time on fox watch it enjoy it love it send that crew down there spiders on the way right now he had he was uh running late because he had to go get rico's car yesterday but he eventually got on the plane um and he is uh he did tell me he'd fly back if he needed if you needed to get you anything today really love being on thin ice and then just trying to throw somebody out on the park.

Correct. I don't know why y'all don't get that yet. Yeah. It's a survival tactic. Oh, I'm going to punch Nadeau around a night on Twitter like there's nobody there. Did Spider say he had a problem with it? He was telling people that maybe I shouldn't have had to do this. Got it.

That's why you're getting him the engraved Zippo. Spider's a great guy. He's not going to say that. Yeah, no. Spider didn't care at all. Yeah, Spider didn't care. He's getting the engraved Zippo out of it. Or a tarantula.

Yes. An engraved tarantula. What about a tarantula Zippo? Oh, I like that. A tarantula with a Zippo. Teach the tarantula how to use the Zippo. That'd be cool. That'd be dangerous.

You could use eight at once. Are you more scared of the tarantula at that point or the fire? Tarantula. Tarantulas are probably flammable. Fire tarantulas would... Oh, yeah, they're definitely flammable. All that fur? Fire tarantulas is a minor league baseball team. Or a Pokemon. That's got to smell like hell. It's an electric tarantula.

Yeah. Tarantula caught on fire is going to smell like hell. It's got to smell like pure ass. Or... Yeah. I don't know what do you say pure ass is just funny anytime somebody says pure ass wait so brain are you gonna clap back at mincey i'm not no he's gonna take it out on the do yeah i have no beef with what mincey said mincey was right i there's no there's i do think you take a lot of shit there's no value in me and and i've i said this yesterday on pick central i'll say it here i i there's still a

disconnect of what dave thinks respect is and what i think respect is he thinks respect is giving me a paycheck and give me a nice life and that's great that's awesome it is respect it is respect and and but i think not being treated like a fucking child is is valuable and and he doesn't think that and we're never going to we're never gonna uh treat you like a child i think he does no it's more like a piece of garbage no no no maybe like 14 like a like a pre like a teen early teen talk some shit he doesn't do like baby talk to you oh i guess but like imagine a 10 year old maybe it'll be very funny but i tell you i i think i do a good job taking a whole bunch of shit here and this idea that he's a dish it can't take a guy is just completely incorrect we had a run

during the serious era where we would shit on you every day for like two months y'all would have meetings where you're like uh i feel bad we're shitting on him so much i would always say no yeah don't stay strong boys yeah the serious area was real. You have to break them. Real bad for me. It's so bad I tried to get a job at Odyssey. Even off camera. Oh! That one was fair. I just want to let you know, Rico, something coming down the pike.

So I have greenlit a 30 for 30 on your two days of quitting barstool. So I would like to see that documentary be made. I don't want to bring this up to him as he's sitting there. That's like a fucking Gatlin gun barrel for him behind him. Yeah, that's true. What? The other direction. Yeah, I don't know if you're allowed to say that. We got the two biggest.

It's a magazine. There's the EP on that. He's like Schwarzenegger with the fucking Rambo. He could go dual-wheeled. We have the original picture. That's me. That's my body. Holy shit, they found the original.

Who's the EP on that? It's me and... I don't know. I haven't decided, but do you not think that would be a very interesting documentary? I mean, the whole documentary. Yeah, but just that, like 48 hours in Bosco. That sounds great. Yeah.

It's a great title. What happened in those 48 hours? Wild 48 hours. Because like they've done 30 for 30s where trades didn't happen. That makes it sound like a country that's like war torn. Yeah, right. And it is. Yeah.

It is. Yeah, I'd like to see some animation where it's- Every couple of hours, my wife kept being like, another one? I was like, I got to go for a drive. I was driving, phone was ringing. You know what? I've already now envisioned it. The opening sequence is going to be like a zoom in.

Rico sits down for a documentary type interview. A zoom in, slowly to his eye. Then it goes into his eye. Then you open up an animation world of his brain. Yeah. It's just like him. It's like a bunch of Rico's screaming at each other and like, no,

fuck you. Fuck you. Don't take it. That's I mean, that went on. Do it. Don't do it. Shooting Rico's in Normandy.

Don't try me. This was legit. And then it zooms back out and he's just like, so where should I start? Yeah. It's like a long exhale. So what do you want to know? Then it cuts. No way this wouldn't be an election.

It's going to be so good. Reading all of it and not being able to respond in nothing. I was vertured. We need at least like three people in the witness. Rendered speechless. Yeah. I'd like to know how many hours during that 48 you were either on the phone or texting

or communicating. 45. The best part is, and we'll get this in the documentary, is that he was texting, calling, reaching out to me, Dave, and Hank, and all three of us were together there was because it was a rough and rowdy in providence so we all like got together and we're like did you hear and we all like that's where i think his wife with y'all or was she on the

count of three we were like one two three like bosco that's where i think you you like to you like don't let the facts get in the way of a story. What? 9 a.m. you were not in Providence. Right. 10 a.m. you were not in Providence. When we all got to Providence, we all were like, you know, who reached out, and then we're like, Bosco. Well, some would say that that was probably smart if you were all going to meet. I organized this. I just expedited the sit down. Got it.

Either way, this documentary would do. This documentary would be fantastic Yeah I want to see it Just bear it all I want to see like those 9-1-1 shows where they do the reenactments They reenact everything And you guys

Maybe with other actors We'll reenact the fucking penalty kick Yeah, everything Selling heads That would be incredible Yeah, let. Everything. Selling heads. That would be incredible. Yeah, let's be like Jordan. Jordan, I just watched the air.

He orchestrated a percentage of every shoe sale. I want every download. We'd be like higher actors off Craigslist to be everyone in retail. Yes. Oh, my God. Yeah, the kick. Those three days, that's probably where it started. Yeah. No, I know.

Being up in Massachusetts for the dozen, coming back. You change. You're like, it's going to be started. Yeah, no, I know. Being up in Massachusetts for the dozen, coming back, you're like, it's going to be okay, it's going to be okay. You put, yeah, oh, man, the reenactment of Rico putting Jay Snowden in a chokehold, that will be hell of a... We'll have to get very talented stuntmen. Just beating him up, being like, I want to talk to you. Who do you like tonight? All right, so that's been Greenland. I I want to talk to you Who do you like tonight Alright so that's been Greenland

I just want to let you know It's going to be a passion project of mine I can see it right now I need to know something Is this all a joke That opening scene I just described I would love to see it Because I think it would hook everyone in

Just yeah a circus of just like Ricos swinging around on trees. Other Ricos, you know, digging holes. Screaming at each other. A lot of people would be, yeah. There'd be thousands of Ricos in there. A little Nadeau shows up in Rico's brain

and all the other Rs start beating him up. Yeah. Lighting him on fire. By the way, we have a Jenks date tonight. Oh, yeah. Who does? A big one. Me, Steven, and Nick.

Really? Are going to the Knicks playoff game. Good. Good. So it's going to be, I think this is it. I thought you were holding out. No, I was holding out to a playoff game. It's Good. So it's going to be, I think this is it. I thought you were holding out. No, I was holding out to a playoff game. It's a delightful time.

We're taking him. It would be crazy for him to buy three tickets. Sitting on the wood? I don't think so. I mean, the playoff tickets are expensive. If you want to really test this guy, bring your kids. Why are we testing him? I thought the whole thing was a test. We're going to go on a date.

He's going to handle that. You want to be my friend? This is what I am. I'm going to pass these tests. Give us a report of who the best date was. After this. Oh, okay. He said he's already working on the report.

It's only loosely. I don't think I'll be the best, but I think I'll be good. I think I'll be up there. He'll get almost all of us, right? Yeah. He's already had Che, right? Che, Brandon. Yep.

Frank. Hugo. No, we're going to do Glenn Frank, Hugo, Stu, Glennie. I was thinking that's kind of like... I've already fluffed him for you. It's a little... Yeah. I didn't think Kate could go on a date. Oh, that's right.

You were with me. I had to warm him up. We did the first stage at the bar. I feel comfortable saying this because I know Jenks is watching right now. You'll have to kiss him. He is very excited, Steven. I think you need to sit next to him. That's fine.

He did contact me today. He said, I cleared my entire schedule this afternoon. He sat next to Che before. And I was like, dude, I got to go home and take care of my kids. Then I'm coming back. I'm excited. I wanted to go to a Knicks game at the Garden for playoffs. It's his first ever Knicks playoff game at the Garden.

So it's going to be fun. I'm very excited. Four quarters. I think you should all switch places four times. I'm going to feel it out. What I'm going to do is Stephen's going to just be a little buffer. And then if Jenks is, you know, then we'll switch it up. Yeah.

What are you going to get to eat, Steven? At the game? Yeah. The best thing to eat at the game is Carnegie Deli pastrami. Okay. I don't know. It's an 8.30 tip, so I might eat before that. Maybe I'll just eat some popcorn.

It's an 8.30 tip. I spent the entire morning thinking it was a 7.30 tip, and then I realized it was 8.30. I just found out about it. Yeah. Kids going to be by themselves at the apartment tonight? No. Everyone's coming back today. I just found out about it. Yeah. Kids going to be by themselves at the apartment tonight? No. Everyone's coming back today, so.

Rico, guess what jersey Che is wearing. Sight unseen. Throwback or current? Throwback. Not current. What was the question? It's very large. What jersey is Che wearing?

Oakley. No. No. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I'll let you look at Steve's face. Did you say current?

Not a current player. I'll let you look at his face for half a second. All right. Now look back at me. Now, Rico, take your guess. Mason. Come on now. Oh, no.

Wait, wait. Allen Houston. No. Oh, I don't know. Lynn. Yeah. Yeah. That's not nice.

Jeremy Lynn. What are you talking about? Of course. That's not nice. Jeremy Lynn. What are you talking about? Of course. That's nice. Of course. It was a good month. Good month for Nick fans. I was at almost every one of those games.

No way. Yeah. Were people like dapping you up as you were walking out? Did you like Jeremy Lynn more as a Nick player or an Asian? Definitely an Asian. Nick player. Oh. Okay.

But there's a little bit of. That's my guy, right? I an Asian. Nick player. Oh. Okay. But there's a little bit of... That's my guy, right? I think he got a ring. Also, yeah. Recently. It was awesome. It was an incredible... Oh, with Toronto. He did, yeah. Him and another Nick who was a flash in the pan, Landry Fields.

His best friend. Landry Fields, Purdue? Correct. Stanford. Stanford, yes. Stanford. He's one of the few guys that came to the league and changed... I was thinking of Carl Landry. Carl Landry Fields Purdue uh Stanford Stanford he's one of the few guys that came to the league I was thinking of Carl Landry Carl Landry and then his brother played for Wisconsin Landry Fields one of the few guys who came into the league as a righty and changed to shoot lefty as a pro there's been there's been others Mason Plumlee current that's insane step your pussy up why would you do that just to get an edge oh whoa time time it's a friday afternoon we're just having fun oh no what did you say

step your pussy up step your pussy up just saying what is that saying can you search if that's ever been tweeted step your pussy out what does that even mean yeah you gotta know that he's a current player in the nba no no i'm not we're off that that's ever been tweeted. Step your pussy up? What does that even mean? Yeah. You got to know that. He's a current player in the NBA. No, no, no. I'm not. We're off that.

Change to shoot lefty. You said step your pussy up. Yeah. That sounded like something that would be said on like a Dr. Phil set. Yeah. Like an estranged daughter to her mom. He's the trippy guy. Step your pussy up. Yeah.

Brandon's the trippy guy. You think he's ever said that to his wife? Step your pussy up? Step your pussy up. Step it up right here to my face. Step your pussy up. Yeah, why do you get that? Brandon's the trivia guy. I think he's ever said that to his wife. Step your pussy up. Step your pussy up. Step it up right here to my face. Step your pussy up. Step your pussy up is a saying. No, it's not.

It's not. It's not. That was so uncomfortable. Who the fuck are people to tell me to not share how much I make from my hard work on OnlyFans? I work my ass off to make some of the best content in the industry. This is literal, not a saying. You stop complaining and step your pussy up and concentrate on making better content. That's literal.

That is very literal. Yeah. As literal as it gets. Step your pussy up. Step your pussy up. Australian coffee is too good, America. Step your pussy up. Oh, fuck.

No, there's a lot of step your pussy up tweets. Is it an Australian thing? I'm going to tweet this from Stella Blue. Yeah. Oh, as they say, you know where it's from. Send it to me. What's going on? It's RuPaul's Drag Race.

Oh. Yeah. Oh, yeah. The steamroller. Let's get him in here for a sec. Real quick. He's got the X shirt on, the limited edition. Oh, yeah, he does. Hell yeah. Let's see if we can get steamroller in here.

Robbie, Robbie, can we ask him one question? Steamroller, what's up, brother? What's up? How you doing? Jerry ducked you. Nice to meet you. Jerry ducked you today. Hello, how's it going?

I love the accent. That's awesome. I have one question for you. Oh, we're doing handshakes with everyone. I love it. Dude, look at that shirt. The shirt. All right.

So Steamroller, UFC fighter, he jerry-ducked you. I have one question for you because you're about to do Bob Fox spinning backfists with Ev. Have you been in the fight game for a very long time? Tough guy. You've been in a lot of scraps. You've been with a lot of tough guys. Has anyone ever told you in a fighting manner step your pussy up no they haven't okay all right well that's it would you ever use that i would okay

and if somebody said that to me i would respect it okay that's a good one oh god damn it steven just you can have it if you'd like to use it steven just said that to brandon just like off the cuff told me to step my pussy up. Step your pussy up. It's a good one. I mean, I'm about to fight Drew Dober, so I'm thinking like- Step your pussy up, Drew. Ben Dober. Yeah.

Ben Dober, Drew Dober. It'll work. It'll work. If you need someone to write like a little promo for you, Nick can do that. Yeah. Write it. I appreciate that. I'll write it.

Are you upset that Jerry's not here? A little bit. You know, I wanted to talk to him. You know, I had to talk to him. You know, I had a little present for him. Got him little diapers over there. Oh, you brought him diapers. For him or his son?

Not his son. Okay, for him, for him. But I wanted to squash the beef. You know, I wanted to talk to him because I like him, man. I think he's funny, but dude needs to have some fucking respect. Yeah, he's got to step his pussy up. He does. He needs to step his pussy up. Now you're just carrying diapers around for no reason.

Yeah. You're the diaper guy. All right, well, have fun on Spinning Backfist. Everyone go listen to Spinning Backfist. Going to be a great interview, and good luck. Thank you, man. Yeah. This is the second time on the Yak, and the first time I walked in here and was on the Yak,

I gave my shout-out to my boy Brian right here. He's a big Yakker. Shout-out Brian. Shout-out Brian. Limited edition. Yes's a big yakker. Shout out Brian. Limited edition. Big golfer, big Mets fan. Yeah, we out here. You want a job here? Yeah, sure. I'll take one.

Golfer, Mets fan? Can we spin the wheel? Yeah, of course. But you have to. You guys are all on it. If it's wet, I'll volunteer as tribute. Well, no, we have to let the wheel decide. That's my finger. That's my finger. I don't want to step on it.

We don't have anybody to yell about the Mets, so we could use that. It's going to be wet, isn't it? Oh. No. Oh. All right. We're good. We're good.

All right. All right. We did it, though. Yeah, we did do it. Thank you. All right. Yeah, yeah. Have a good interview.

Appreciate it. Good to meet you, man. All right, guys. Yeah. Go check out Spinback Fest. Big Cat, you remember when I knocked that last guy out and it was literally right in front of you and Theo Vaughn? Yes.

Was it here? At MSG. Yeah, yeah. We had insane seats. That was awesome. Yeah, the highlight of that was I see like a picture of me knocking him out. I see you. I think we bet on you. Theo Vaughn, like right there. I'm like, that's my boy. Yeah, I think we bet on you. So, Yovan, like right there. I'm like, that's my boy. Yeah, I think we bet on you.

So we were very excited. Yeah, that had to feel good too, Dave, just being like, hey, Jerry, shut up. Oh, yeah. He's our guy. I think Jerry knows who I am now. Yeah, definitely. He's got to step his pussy up. He does.

All right, man. Have a good interview. See you, boys. Take it easy. He's rocking the pussy. He's rocking the money. Oh, shout out to you. Let's go.

Hell yeah. Jerry actually got in that sponsorship. Oh, shout out to that hat. Let's go. Hell yeah. Jerry actually got it. Oh, hell yeah. Thank you so much. Yes. Thank you. That's a great Muggsy outfit. And I mean, the jean jacket with no shirt is fire.

That's the way to go. Now he's going to step his pussy up. He's stepping his pussy up. Dude, he followed me like right after the Jerry thing. I was terrified. Oh, yeah. What did I do? Because I had known the, I was like, he's coming.

He's just coming for everybody. Yeah did I do? Because I had known the, I was like, he's coming, he's just coming for everybody. Yeah. I don't know. Step your pussies up. Step your pussy up. It's a RuPaul Drag Race quote. Apparently that's what they say on RuPaul Drag Race. It just sounded so bad. It came in dead last

in Enrique's RuPaul Fantasy League. It came in dead last. My dad has never been more proud. I would have won. He would have disowned me. Damn, I wish I had known. I would have been in that Fantasy League.

It was a thousand bucks. I step my pussy up. Yeah, you do. I start saying that nonstop. I like it. Step your pussy up. I want a big dog shirt that just says that. Step your pussy up. It's like him walking on cats. Yeah, step your pussy up. I want a big dog shirt that just says that. Step your pussy up. It's like him walking on cats.

Yeah, step your pussy up. Yeah, those weird cats. Yeah, that's sick. That'll be in the store by 7 o'clock tonight. Yeah, yeah. By the way, high noon. It is springtime. It is warm weather.

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I might have a couple high noons tonight at the game. Nice spring Friday night. Yeah, what do you think about that? I think it's fantastic. I get sad when I have too much and my belly's full. Yeah. Aw. I want more room for more high noons.

That's what I say after drinking them. You going to have a couple drinks tonight, Nick? I think so. Should we case race? Yeah, I think we should. At the game? Before. Most expensive case race in the world.

Yeah, yeah. I'll take three. $300 each. Che, you going to have a couple drinks? My best friend is actually coming into town this afternoon, so I'm going to be at Happy Hour before with him. Oh, Jesus. Che, are we going to get a drunk Che?

Maybe. I'll have a drunk Che? Maybe. I'll have a couple. Take the edge off a bit. He's just been by himself? No. Okay. You're asking a lot of personal questions today, Reek. Well, I'm asking...

That was a reasonable question. Like a buddy coming into town is a much younger activity. Wait, so you're going to happy hour with your wife? No, she's with the kids at home. But you said your best friend. So your wife's not your best friend? No, my wife is my best friend. Oh, okay. Alright. That was a tough one. Got you there. Fair. Fair play. Step your pussy up, bitch.

Clean shot. I just thought it was laid out uniquely. A buddy coming into town is you live somewhere, they're visiting, college. Like, you have friends coming into town is different. I thought he just laid it out differently. Okay. The brain of yours, man.

It's like, I'm going to visit a buddy. I said that when I was 22, 24. It's an interesting way he laid it out. You assume he's staying with you, too. Yes. Quite a brain. Yes, the way he laid it out, yes. The brain's always cooking.

Rashing on the couch. No, no, no, no. When you're in your late 30s and you have kids, there's no crashing on the couch anymore. Okay. But a buddy coming into town gives me those vibes. I think it gave Nick the same one. A buddy coming into town at his age, it's going to hotel. It's going to hotel.

Or doing his own thing, and you're just going to find. When he's too old. I think it's when kids are involved. Married, yeah. Married, you can still do a buddy, like, if you have an extra bedroom. But when kids are involved, it's offering, you want to stay with me, and they know I'm not going to accept this offer. You don't want to see your friends at their worst. I'm right.

I'm still annoyed when I have buddies in town, and they stay with me for three nights. Too much. But you bring buddies in all the time. I got buddies out the wazoo. One of my best friends used to always stay two days extra, and it was actually kind of funny. We'd all go somewhere for a Friday to Sunday,

and he would be like, oh, I got a cheaper flight Tuesday morning. And you'd just be stuck with one friend and stay at his house. I think in New York, though, it's different because it's so expensive to stay in hotels here that if you have a friend, it's like, can I crash with you actually? It's true. I mean, listen, it's kind of sad.

There is nothing better when you're in your 20s and friends come to visit you and everyone, it's like a mini bachelor party, everyone stays over. I'm just saying that when you get in your 20s and friends come to visit you and everyone, it's like a mini bachelor party. Everyone stays over. I'm just saying that when you get a little older, I feel like the stay over, it doesn't happen as often. It's more like, because I also think if I go somewhere, I don't want to stay at someone else's house. No.

I really have my own space. And I agree with you at that old age, but a buddy coming into town means he's staying with you. In my mind, anyway. That's the vibe I get. And I was confused why he would be doing that at his age. I could see that. Huh.

So is your buddy that's coming into town mad that he's not coming to the Knicks game with us? No. He's got his own thing. His wife is like, her high school friends are here. So it's like, he's kind of the extra dude. God, you're leaving him. Sounds like hell. He's got nowhere to hang out with his wife. He's kind of the extra dude god you're leaving him sounds like hell he's got nowhere to hang out with his wife's gonna hang out with you sounds pretty awesome so you guys gonna catch up about i would love to just i'd love to see a recording of

stephen che like earnest friendship i have a feeling he's the legend of the friend group well now he is yeah i think he always was I think he always was. I think he always was. Well, he was in his mind. I think that made him the legend of the friend group. I think it'd be... He ran a 4-4, for God's sake. He manifested being the legend in his friend group. He was the cool one of the friend group. Remember the X story? You the cool one in your friend group?

I think we're all pretty solid. That's a yes. Where did you go? To college? Hofstra, Long Island. Okay, Long Island. Where did you go? To college? Yeah. Hofstra? Long Island? Hofstra. Okay, Long Island. So we ran a 4-3?

4-4. 4-4. Come on, Big Dad. That would be preposterous. There was a wind in your face, right? I think it was a pretty breezeless day. Did they close that Hooters across from Hofstra's football field? I don't know.

He never went? Well, he never had to go to the football field. He was running his 40s at Jets Day and stuff like that. Hofstra doesn't have a football team anymore, right? Nope. Brutal. Where does Marcus Colson go back for homecoming? I know.

Or Willie Colon. Willie Colon's been inducted into the Hofstra Athletics Hall of Fame this year. Seems like he should have already been there. Yeah, I don't know what the statute of limitations is for that. As soon as the Hofstra guy

gets to the NFL, he should be in the Hofstra Hall of Fame. If he wins the Super Bowl ring, he should be immediate. They had a decent amount of dudes for a while. Wayne Corbett, too.

Kyle Arrington won the Super Bowl. Steven Bowen was a decent player for a while. Corbett, obviously. Colston. Willie. Why are you talking so low? I feel like you're talking uh stephen bowen was a decent player for a while crevette obviously colston are you talking so low i feel like you're talking low today sorry i'll project more thanks don't let him talk to you like that

stephen it's all right yeah please don't push back i can't take it he did try to quit first of all you can't tell tone in text message all right i was really just oh it was a text message i was really just starting a conversation it was can i still look for another job well he did at one point he did at one point text me and say if you don't like what i'm saying you can fucking quit and see what's out there you dumb fucking redneck. You said all that? Yeah. You said dumb fucking redneck?

I was taking that brain-dead piece of shit. That's different. I guess it is. Yeah. He put that on the table, not me. I was like, is that still available if you're still going to talk? You were getting smart. Yeah, you were getting smarmy with him.

And fresh. 14-year-old, like you said. Yeah. 14-year-old. Yeah 14 year old Yeah he is Fresh Testing the boundaries a little bit Fucked up But he immediately was like

Was it really a fuck up Dad Hmm Fresh mouth You know you're You know if you take away the car I'm gonna You're gonna have to drive me everywhere

Yeah it was that It was that It was that. It was that type of argument. You think I'm such a dickhead, why don't you just let me leave the house then? Yeah. The irony of all this is I was, not irony, but I was literally having this text conversation where I was talking about quitting and what the options were and everything. I was at a Chick-fil-A in Fort Payne, Alabama because I was driving 14 hours to get back here.

And then we couldn't stay, so I'm just driving down the road illegally texting all this shit while I'm trying to drive 14 hours. It was a miserable experience. He was on Lake Como. Yeah. And then you were buying a house. Yeah, I just agreed to buy the house three hours earlier. Would you have just stayed in Mississippi if you were just like, yeah, all right, I'll quit? Well, my wife was already here, so I would have had to come get her.

I flew her. You should have been like, hey, honey, sorry. I flew her back. As soon as she lands, you're like, hey, yeah, come back. Yeah, I quit. How do you feel about working, honey? How do you feel about switching? Whatever. I got emotional. I made a stupid decision it happens i'm just the best of us i agree or the worst of us or the worst

i feel like the three of us forgot about you terrible emotional intelligence i don't think you qualify with me and rico to be honest Where's your bad emotional intelligence? She says sorry to everyone. Yeah, but you don't do, like, off-the-rails shit. Oh, you don't do it publicly. You went to war. You went to war twice. Yeah, you're not allowed to be lumped in with these two psychopaths. Oh, my friends are dead.

Oh. Oh. Anyway. Oh, my friends are dead. No, some my friends are dead. No, some of them are homeless. You think that's war? Yeah. Have you ever had someone say your government name

after you kicked a soccer ball into a net? No, that's true. That's true. That's war, baby. That was your Iraq. Iraq. Oh, this is going into the mental file for tonight. It's just the animation.

We should just remake the start of Saving Private Ryan. It's just all Ricos storming Normandy, but it's also all Ricos in the bunker shooting at Ricos. I want Rico to have a devil pop up on his shoulder, just be like, throw the can, and then the other one is also a devil. He's like, yeah, do it. Yeah. Make sure you throw it fast.

As hard as you can. Fucked up. Rico, I said something nice about Brandon. You have had a very good stretch here a couple months. You're putting together a little bit of a winning streak. I didn't want to get, I mean, it is, you know. Had a good season. Yeah. Yeah, you're putting together a little bit of a winning streak. I didn't want to get... We had a good season. You're putting together a little bit of a winning streak here.

When it comes down to it, it's not that hard of a job, but you have mental problems. That boombox video was almost like you coming out of the cocoon. Rebirth. He goes back. Yeah.

Then all your meetings. Finalon. Yeah. Rebirth. He goes back. Yeah. Yeah. Then all your meetings. Final four. Yeah. I got to stay busy. Did you ever have dinner with Nate Oates? No. Oh.

He was interviewing assistants. And you didn't get in on that? What the fuck? I want to be a booster. You want to be a booster? I mean, yeah, power broker. Buddy, you can't be an Alabama booster. You got to be. Are you trying to just be?

Who are you trying to be? Sonny Vaccaro. Okay. I actually don't hate that. Or the Pump Brothers. You would be a fun – I think you're trying to be that guy from – You want to go next year?

You want to go next year? What? The Pump Party? What's a Pump Party? What's a Pump Party? All the coaches, and they have it at this – every year at the Final Four, it's like the party. I got there this year for the first time.

I was sick, dude. Sick. Like what is it so that up like a club outside all the coaches get tickets and then all yeah the pump brothers they were sneaker guys too i gotta that's the goal i gotta meet these guys i gotta meet these guys i would like to see you as the three of us and i get them the power broker shirts and the three of us, and I get them the Power Broker shirts. And the three of us, that's the three. It's a good plan. It is. Maybe don't do that. Okay.

Shirts? Power Broker shirts? That feels a little. I think actual Power Brokers would want a Power Broker shirt. Yeah, right. Fair enough. I think that's maybe like a pin or something. Yeah, yeah. It's like meeting Patrick Mahomes, giving him a Patrick Mahomes jersey.

Let's all put this on. He wears one all the time, Brandon. Patrick Mahomes is not even the best in his own family. Jackson Mahomes is giving him a Patrick Mahomes jersey. Let's all put this on. He wears one all the time, Brandon. Patrick Mahomes is not even the best in his own family. Jackson Mahomes is the star of that family. That's actually true. Probably more TikTok followers. Oh, yeah. Was that a fake tweet yesterday?

Did he get arrested? He did a forced kiss. Yeah, I know he was in trouble. Yeah, he did force kiss someone. I really only stan him when the Chiefs are making a run to the Super Bowl. Oh, you're pro Mahomes. Oh, yeah. Jackson, I know he was in trouble. Yeah, he did force kiss someone. I really only stan him when the Chiefs are making a run. Oh, you're pro Mahone. Jackson, yeah. Dance on him, King, and then I tweet his latest TikTok.

He's good. He gets the people talking. You want to call Chet? He's talking. His lips are on you. Oh, should we call Chet Hayes? Who's got his number? I watched back to tape. Yeah. You got got.

I know. You were the first one to go. You were the one who elicited the hello from me. Because there was a weird pause. I know. He paused for four seconds. But watching it back, it was like you false started, and then I false started, but I got called for the false start.

Yeah. Because you did get. The yak with big cat, baby. He got me. He got us all very bad. Let's call him, though. Let's do his number. Let's do it from a different number.

No, no, no, no. Come on. No, you don't want Chet's number. All right. Text him from the. Text the TJ, and we'll call it over so we can all hear it. So text his. I have a door dash.

I door dashed a belt coming. You can door dash from Macy's. Really? Yeah. Jeff knows all hear it. So, text us. I have a door dash. I door dashed a belt coming. You can door dash from Macy's. Really? Yeah, Jeff knows all that weird stuff. He's the one that told me about it. You want to talk to Chet Hanks? I'll say something to him. All right, Rico will run point.

Those two will hit it off. Wait, is this real? I didn't find, whatever. Oh, no, they met Chet Hanks. He was in a Rediscovering America. How often does Rico's brain have to ask, is this real? All right, is this real? Next to Za.

To who? Za. Found the brand new photo, by the way. Oh, yeah. The original photo is, that's me. Yeah. They thinned your face. Oh, they didn't yes they something they did not they highlighted it or something they just took the logo off you look like a real housewives of

jersey husband like that is me took out the most important part of the photo that's the same photo no they income punk they elongated your head and also you don't wear black shirts that's a black shirt but it's got writing on it that's still a black don't wear black shirts. That's a black shirt. But it's got writing on it. That's still a black shirt. You don't wear just black shirts. That's still a black shirt. Why would you ever be with CM Punk in Barstool? Well I had a show. Hey Rico you got point.

Yeah. Tom Hanks' son. Yeah. He does the rap thing. One of them. I think I'm asking about the Knicks. Get a pick. A pick. I'll put anything on a Chet Hanks pick.

Yo, what's up? Yo, what's up? It's Rico. Sorry. I got him again. Sorry. We got him again. Yes. We just have to do this to everyone who comes into the yak now. That's unbelievable.

That happened to us yesterday. That's what we're talking about. I didn't know where it went. I knew some stuff. Like, that's like Woodstock to me. I know a little bit about it, but I don't know all the details, and I am fascinated by it, so I'm going to watch the documentaries. No, but that is

his real voicemail. That's his real number. Got it. And we got caught yesterday the same exact way. Yeah, we just, any guests or any random person who comes in, we're just like, you want to call Chet Hanks? Rico, you dove right in. Oh, yeah. No pause.

You can already see the selfie on your timeline. No, it's Rico. No me. I'm going to take this. Shed Hanks, what a legend. Hopefully we meet him someday. I hope we never meet him. I don't know if anybody meshes more seamlessly than Rico

when on the yak. Ray Romano did pretty good. He did well. Ray did well. Ray did well. Yes. I wore a twins hat today because of that. Oh, that makes sense.

Yeah. That's a sick hat. Because of what? Because of the kissing twins. Oh, from, yes, yes. Is Rico power broken right now? I think he is. Oh, he's taking a call.

He's taking a call. He's got a call call He's calling Chet And apologizing for Hey man I'm sorry About those guys Yeah I just had to do that Because I was on the act It's not that big of a deal

Can we get Chet To play Rico In the documentary Oh I would like to play Yeah I would like to use I'd like to make it As confusing as possible

Because I think it's One of those like Abstract Like almost Shia LaBeouf yeah uh movies where we make it so confusing that at the end of the movie you feel like Rico Bosco so that means you feel mentally your brain where his brain is yes exactly so it's like almost an experiment so we have like like 15 different actors playing Rico Bosco. Okay, so like the Bob Dylan movie.

Yeah. Or we do Nutty Professor, and Rico plays everyone. Oh, everyone. That would also be good. We could make multiple movies, too. Well, yeah, because we could do one from what actually happened, and then Rico playing everybody, so like your vantage point. Yeah.

I kind of prefer the Nutty Professor version. I want Rico playing everybody. I think it's important to have an all-woman cast. Rico playing Nadeau. All-woman cast. No, this is not passing the Bechdel. No. How many parts of the entire saga would there be?

I know, I know. I get what you're saying. This could be an endless series. Would it be like last day? How many volumes? I just want to do the six months. But I could see like- It's 48 hours.

It's 48 hours, but it's also six months. This could be like that Game of Thrones prequel where there's like the time jump too. Yeah, there's got to be flashes of context of other... Yeah, but very confusing. I want it like memento style. Where you just walk out and you're like, what did I just... So like a non-linear story. Maybe it starts with the good times.

You're like, why did he leave? And then part two, the bad times. Yeah. It's like, no, of course he wanted to leave. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it just jumps everywhere. Yeah.

I like it. That's what it did for those 48 hours. I think we could maybe get at this in cons. Cons? No. Oh, that's kind of funny. I didn't really think of that until right now. Imagine winning at cons.

How many? With his wife there Imagine winning at cons. How many? With his wife there. Cons or cons? How many showings? If you got it into a theater, how many showings do you think we would sell out? Endless. I think you could do one day, ten showings. I think if we do this movie correctly, it might heal America.

Good. Because then we could have a zoom out of like, Rico is actually just an embodiment of everything that's wrong with this world what you're not thinking about this would trigger even even a successful movie seeing it again would trigger the biggest rico freak out of all time that's why we're gonna do a live right the ending of the movie hasn't won't be taped until he watches the movie oh it would be a live reaction. To the end. Who gets final cut.

Wow, yeah. Yeah. This is a very ambitious project. I don't want Rico reacting to it in here. I want to see Rico in the car driving home. No, no. That's when he reacts. Every viewing of 48 Hours in Bosco will be at the end of the movie.

It will flash to him live in like a mental hospital watching 48 Hours of Bosco again. Everyone gets their own unique experience. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at its final cut. I mean, I would like to get like Spielberg or like Scorsese on this. That's fair.

You get Abbot. I'll also settle for Jersey Jerry with how he's been editing stuff. That's our JJ Abrams. So good. But like Rico. Maybe Jerry should make this movie. Fire blast.

If you nutty professor this and you play all the roles, when the credits roll is it just going to have to be redacted? Oh yeah. Redacted. Just a black screen. Rico won. Redacted. Jeff De, yeah. Redacted. Just a black screen. You go one, redacted. Jeff, they do, redacted. Yeah, that's part of the confusion. Yeah.

Oh, man. We're going to make them feel like Rico. I think this might be, this is going to change lives. Yeah. It changed mine. Maybe that's the thing. No, no, I don't want people walking away feeling hopeful about life. I want them to feel...

I don't think it'll be possible for them to... Like in Uncut Gems, you're just so stressed out the entire time, and the end is still... Right, and it's stressful, yeah. I want that times a million. Maybe we even make it interactive where at a portion of the movie, we have hired actors just run into the movie theater throwing cans at everyone. Yeah.

Like those Disney when you feel the wind and you feel the... A 4D experience. Yeah. Yeah. No one's done 4D, right? Sign a waiver to even enter the theater. I think. What's real life?

What would that be? Three. 3D is real life what is 4d i don't know really big titties yeah and you could get like a everyone gets an automatic text it's like are you really gonna take this job at odyssey and they have to answer it have to answer it and then the movie however you answer you go into a different yeah that should there should be a movie theater where, like, all right, leave this room and go into, like, you build the movie as you go. What if it's like Jurassic Park where you get in the car with Rico? Yeah.

And you're, like, it's a convoy of Ricos. And the gas is dangling on the side. It's nice. I think this is going to be a cult classic. I might be the only one who finds it fascinating, but that's fine. I think it's going to make Rico a sympathetic character. It would be really funny if I went bankrupt on this. Where'd all your money go? Got a loan.

I just got in too deep on this. 48 hours in Bosco. It's almost done. It's almost done. Six years from now, you're still talking about it? It's like the George R. Martin books. Yeah. Seven years. Yeah, it just never will be finished.

Hands long retired. I'm good with that. Yeah, take it over. Kids are about to enter high school, and they're like, Dad, are you going to come to graduation? No, no. We're doing sad TikToks about you. They're like, our dad's been working on this project for 20 years and no one cares.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no. Because the CEO of Audacity. Not the way they're going. Anyone want to do the Chili's read? Hell yeah. Not the way they're going. Do the... Anyone do the Chili's read? Hell yeah.

And TJ, are you ready for your unboxing? Yeah, before we get to that, I need more people to send in houses that we can use for a roof ball. We're trying to make that happen soon. So if you have a house that has a chimney on top of the garage area... We need it.

We need more submissions. Send them to me on Twitter. We need it. We need more submissions. Send them to me on Twitter. We need it. We need it. We really want to play roof ball. So anything that's within an hour of Manhattan. It's happening. And we have sponsors behind it.

Yeah, and the person whose house we use, they are playing. They are a competitor. Okay. So you get to compete with us. And we'll do a cash prize and everything. TJ's doing the stream by himself. Oh yeah. 40 minutes. It was, yeah, on my wheel. It was yak solo.

I might go crazy and do an hour. Holy shit. It's legally not allowed. Oh, okay. I'll bring somebody in so it's not solo. What do you mean legally? It's supposed to be solo, right? After 40 minutes, I'll bring somebody in. I see. I have a sinking feeling the mountain that the ants came with will be another package you open, and they could have been saved.

I'll give that to Tommy. Or me. Guys, I'm hungry. And I'm hungry for chilies. Only at Chili's will $10.99 get you a bottomless drink, a starter, like bottomless chips and salsa, full-size entree like the classic old-timer with cheese, and a big ol' side of fries with

the Chili's three for me deal i'm telling you it's a feast it's like a casual feast it's just 10.99 so we're not talking gold forks and stuff you can't get this unbeatable abundance of food elsewhere that you're getting fast food or picking up groceries nah only at chili's head to your local Chili's where you can enjoy the three for me deal for $10.99. I've been enjoying the three for two meal for $10.99. It's an even better deal if you're out there. It's true.

It's $10.99. Can't beat it. Can't beat it. Dang. All time restaurant logo as well. Do you think there's any parents out there that like keep accounting of everything they spend on their child so that they one day can bill them? Yeah, probably. I would only say no because it's so painful to look.

Yeah. Even at a month's worth of expenses for kids. That'd be very funny. I mean, how much do you think you've spent on your kid year to date? Is it crazy to say tens of thousands? No, it's not crazy at all. Tens of thousands of dollars. Easily.

It's crazy. Brandon, you have four? You promised us a fifth this year. Good thing you want to work at your job forever. Just April. Although I think I promised a kid last year. Oh, you did. I was hoping.

Well, I don't... Yeah, what's going on? I just, I don't know. I just haven't made a kid yet. You made a kid. You made a kid. We can't all make kids at the same time. Yeah, we can.

We could. This is very weird. Why don't you try to sell that, TJ? When we get up to sales. Can we put that on the wheel where we all... You have to make a kid. Where we just all come in the same container and then just see what kid comes out.

Let's see who's the fastest. You mixed all of them up. Wait. I'm very curious. I don't know. If it's polygamy and you're like, alright, I'm ready for a kid only. If it's multiple husbands, one girl.

You just put it all together just be like may the best man win yeah or maybe they all could like we get the best qualities of all of them yeah it could get the worst could get the worst could get like an ugly serial killer yeah yeah we should try are are twins two sperm spells or does it split once it's there? Doesn't it depend? The egg splits, right? Isn't there two kinds of twins? Paternal and... One's like where two different ones... Nocturnal, yes, right.

...begin, and the others where... Paternal and nocturnal. That's right, nocturnal twins. It depends on when you had sex, yeah. Yeah. Sex at night and you made twins. Those are nocturnal. Those are nocturnal twins, okay.

Twins burgle hyping. I told you about the lady on Staten Island who had twins, right? Probably more than one, but yeah. Is it a joke? Yeah. Okay, sorry. Go ahead. Go to a bank.

Start again. Start again. Start again. My bad. Lady on. Why are you already sinking? You think it's going to be bad? I like these jokes.

Start again. Start again. Lady on Staten Island has. No, no. Start again. You got to ask us what we heard about. Did I tell you about the lady I know who had twins? No. lady on Staten Island has. No, no. Start. You're going to ask us what we heard about. Did I tell you about the lady I know who had twins? No.

A lady on Staten Island had twins. Something goes wrong in the procedure. The husband's out of town. And she gets, like, knocked out. They don't know if she's going to make it. So they're like, you know, somebody's got to name these kids. So her brother has always had a close relationship. Her brother's there.

She wakes up. She comes back out of it. She's like, what happened? Like, completely blacked out. Her brother's like, well, she comes back out of it she's like what happened like completely blacked out her brother's like well you had a boy and a girl like you were knocked out we didn't think you were gonna make it they asked me to name the kids she's like okay that's great what'd you name the kids she goes well i named the girl denise so okay live with that it's nice what'd you name the boy the nephew and did you know where that was going hey that's a good joke it's just one of his hits oh that's a good joke i like that one all right well let's see yeah let's play that

yeah that's the act uh tj you got 40 40 minutes yeah you guys gotta leave next week yeah next week by the way remember next week big week uh I think the office is going to be buzzing, but Wednesday will be 10K redemption with the popcorn challenge as well. So we're going to knock out both. And after tonight, we will have Jenk's report, hopefully sometime in the next couple weeks. Please do send TJ houses. Could be Long Island, could be Jersey, wherever. Hour away, roof ball. We desperately want to play and do it soon. Could be Long Island, could be Jersey Wherever, our way Roof ball

We desperately want to play and do it soon So, alright, everyone have a great weekend TJ, take it away All right. Have a good weekend, everybody. Peace. Check, check, check. How does this sound? It's low.

Yeah, it looks pretty low. Check, check, check. Yeah, there you go. Check, check, check. check, check, check. Test, test, test. Test, test, test, test. Hold on. Let's see if it does that. Test, test, test, test, test. I'll just use the checker's mic.

Cool. Cool. Yo. Alrighty. Have fun, TJ. Oh, whoops. Mine is still on. Oh, you're going to use this one? Yeah. Alright. Have fun. Peace. Hello. Alright.

Let me get a timer going What's up chat Okay. Okay. I'm not going to start this yet because I'm not doing anything. I'm going to bring the chat up. If you guys have questions, drop them in there. I have probably like 12 boxes. And if that doesn't fill the time, we can figure out something else to do. all right am i trying to fuck you with this music All right. Am I trying to fuck you with this music? Shit.

All right, let me get some of these boxes in frame. If you said shit that's breakable and it breaks, that's not my fault. Also, if I, uh, if I dox your address, that's not my fault either. But I'll try not to. 1 tbs vanilleekarot 1 tbs vanilleekarot 1 tbs vanilleekarot 1 tbs vanilleekarot 1 tbs vanilleekarot 1 tbs vanilleekarot 1 tbs vanilleekarot 1 tbs vanilleekarot

1 tbs vanilleekarot 1 tbs vanilleekarot 1 tbs vanilleekarot 1 tbs vanilleekarot 1 tbs vanilleekarot 1 tbs vanilleekarot Thanks for sending shit. I appreciate it. Do you do a non-copyright music? This is my first rodeo.

Yeah, I don't like dead silence. Pisses me off. I'm just going to tweet that. We're doing this. I'm going to dox this. All right. Yeah, please send me... If you didn't hear, please send roofball houses because we're going to do that pretty early in the summer.

And everybody that sent me a house so far either doesn't have a chimney that we could ping off of on top of the garage or doesn't have like a landing spot to catch it or they're in like minnesota and that's not exactly gonna work do i stream i've streamed in the past i've considered haircut looking shirt still bookers that's mean um i would like to stream more i just am pretty busy most of the week so don't have like a ton of built-in hours i'm hoping to more in the future though but i've said that a lot needing the ball tick tick, tick. Fine, let's open shit.

Okay, so I wanted to start off with some of these ones that are going to get thrown out immediately. I appreciate the effort. This one says OversizedDildos.com on it. And if you go to OversizedDildos.comcom it's just a prank mailer website i'll open it but there's no there's literally nothing in here it's just like a mail prank it's pretty funny i guess i've loved seeing your rise at barcelona i appreciate it what's wrong at minnesota we can't drive there in an hour. Are you moving to Chicago? Yes.

Pete's Pranks. Oversizedildos.com. I would have preferred you send an oversized dildo. That's funnier than a box. Which one? Oh, yeah. This one was the other one. So this one, for some reason, was open when it was delivered,

but the only thing that's in this box is this mailer, and it says 8x10 canvas print on it. And I was like, oh, cool, an 8x10 canvas print. Certainly there's nothing in here that would be an issue. I don't know if you can hear that There's definitely not glitter in that Right So I'm not going to open that one

Maybe I'll keep it around the office and hand it to somebody But it's going to fucking ruin whoever opens it And I'm not going to fucking Ruin all the other shows that work in this office How old are you? I'm 26 I didn't take it out it was delivered open what's your twitch tj lmao but i haven't streamed on in like a year thanks zach weed hopefully not i'm retired from weed especially on this show.

Yeah, I'm not opening a glitter bomb in this room. Other people have to work here. Scene Hall greater than Rutgers? What? And don't say this year in basketball. That game was atrocious on both ends. Neither team deserved to win. Can we get Lady Yak merch? It's something that we've talked about.

We might do something for Mother's Day around that. Oh, here's an Amazon package. 97 babies? True. What crime did I commit to get into Rutgers? I actually transferred there. Alright, this... We got a book.

The Psychology of Survivor. Completely unauthorized, overanalyzed, over-emote, overcompensate. Book about Survivor. Cool. Thanks. I'll give that to somebody that watches Survivor. Thoughts on Adam Korsak, the greatest punter in the history of college football? I'm going to Chicago.

That should have been obvious. Oh, it says a gift to you. Now go win Surviving Barstool from Heather. Hell yeah. Maybe I'll hold on to that then in case I ever get invited on that. I would love to do Surviving Barstool. I think that's the reality show that I would have the best shot on. Most dangerous game show? I don't know about like eating weird shit i've never dabbled in that and then uh barstool versus america just probably has too much physical aspect that i would get

dusted on by some of the people here that played sports. Tell Brandon to get the piercing that prevents migraines? Is that a thing? I would do Surviving Barstool if they asked, but I think they already have the cast for this year set. Thing I'll miss the most about New York, just being close to family and also school TJ for Barstool Beast dude I would wear the fuck out of that jacket people are clowning it all right we got a another Amazon

package here oh hell yeah somebody DM me about this I forget who sorry for forgetting your name there's no note it's a toss ball and catch remember these james doherty tj i love you please say it back i love you back james doherty we could definitely find a use for this this is a good good package great work can you play my music on stream one day i won't copyright you it's not exactly how it works but i mean, DM me on Twitter. Send you a DM with an address. Cool. Yeah, we need roofball houses, and we'll get you involved if the house works.

Who's your favorite NELC member? Favorite NELC member? Definitely Kyle. Worst has got to be gambles, man. I mean, come on, buddy. What are we doing? We need a lock for tonight. I'm so checked out on the nba like mark titus is trying to get me more into it i feel like it's just gonna end up chalk

at the end so like all the chaos doesn't really matter but the take i had this on this last episode was that the kings are gonna end up up 3-1 and then blow it. Yo, Greer? What's up, Greer? This should just be the act? Probably not. We'd probably lose all our sponsors. He asked, fuck gambles? Hell yeah.

My house is great, but I live in Buffalo. I mean, still send it. If it actually does work, we can run it up. Is Princeton too far for a roofball i would no send me it because i know princeton pretty well i grew up five minutes from there shout out to hoagie haven are you a juicer like an xqc watcher yeah oh hell yeah. Do I like South Park? Yeah. This doesn't... Why don't you guys put like your names on shit?

Huh. miss miss missus ob gyn okay nice great hat what high school did i go to? It's West Windsor, Plainsboro North. Do I like Jerma? Yeah, I think Jerma is one of the few Twitch streamers that's actually moving the platform forward. I get inspiration from that sort of thing. Do I know Wendy's? The Nuts? What's this punishment for?

It was Big Cat's 10x free solo. Where do I get my n64 wrestling sweater sage garments on instagram rupaul in florida i'd love to but like ever these guys are all so busy and this like the summers are only like semi downtime aside from like the reality show world that uh it's hard to get them to commit to multiple days. Especially when we have to do a show every day. Topair, thanks man. Have you played X-Defiant?

Yeah, I've been playing it a little bit. I think it's like, it feels raw. But like the movement is really easy to pick up on. Where am I living in Chicago? I don't have a place yet. Probably close to the office though. How about Long Island for Roof Bowl? Sure, send it.

Did you watch Old Optic back in the day? Yeah, I was super into... COD, CWL, and like Advanced Warfare, Black Ops 3, and then CDL recently. Oh, hell yeah. We got some yak chews. Dog food.

Former Montclair Stater. Yeah, for a year. And then I left because I play Sox. Still on the Warzone. I haven't played Warzone. I don't even have Warzone downloaded. Best cut ever made in Wiser World of War. I'd probably say have Warzone downloaded. Best cut ever made and why is it worth a war? I'd probably say Black Ops 3,

but Black Ops 2 is probably the best, but I played Black Ops 3 the most. Faze Hitchings? No, I don't fuck with Faze. Native pet yak chews. Made with four ingredients. Yak's milk, cow's milk, lime juice, and sea salt for small dogs.

Thank you. juice and sea salt for small dogs thank you yeah this 40 minutes is gonna fly by stream some apex I haven't played apex in a while either I should get back into that I haven't really been inspired to play a lot of video games recently I've been playing old shit like I just redownloaded Smackdown vs. Raw 2007 for PS2 onto my PC. A gift for you. Enjoy your gift. Thanks. Fuck yes. Candy cigarettes.

I didn't know that these are still made, nonetheless, on Amazon. Do I have any kids? No. What? Eat one, please, but maybe don't eat one. Oh, did you send these, Drew? I mean, if they were on Amazon, I feel like they're safe to eat. Is Brandon really an asshole?

Yeah, but he's like our asshole, so that's fine. Do I have a Twitch? Yeah. Twitch.tv slash TJLamal. I'll probably stream at some point. Probably not. TJ's a munch.

What up, Quigs? Did I play RuneScape? I didn't play RuneScape growing up. No. Did I play skate games? Yeah. I was like a Tony Hawk kid growing up. But I did play Skate 3 a lot.

I'll play the new one. Orange County too far? Probably. Do the Jimmy Carter box? We'll get to everything. I'm not going to end at 40 if we still have boxes. Thank you for the candy cigarettes. Is he really a moron?

Brandon? No, he's an asshole. Stream NCAA 14 Dynastar. ASMR stream? No, I'm not going to subject people that don't like that to doing that. So these two are hats. I could clearly feel hats and stuff. A gift for you.

Love from Rudy's Edgelords from Max P. A.K. P aka Rahul thanks oh sheesh boy I got them motherfucking diamond shit tips oh what up Jenks

tips for me tonight I don't know it pretty easy to get along with just be yourself Tips. Oh, what up, Jenks? Tips for me tonight. I don't know. Big Cat's pretty easy to get along with. Just be yourself. Please expose the Czech Republic lacrosse merch Ponzi scheme. Yeah, I actually heard about that. That the Czech Republic is trying to fund their international lacrosse team through merch that doesn't actually exist they just send you a picture of the merch in the mail can you shout out my boy ben for his birthday shout out ben

shake that ass for us too hot cheeto energy shit all women do is lie and eat hot shit. Can you shout out my boys Brendo and George? They are huge TJ stans. Shout out Brendo and George alright we got another hat oh shit I actually know what this is did you Jake Smilesick's dad

bought his spot on the national team yeah not only did he buy his spot he also kicked other people off the team. Do you only produce the act? Right now I'm producing the act in Mark Titus' show. More stuff coming in Chicago. I'm literally holding my check. Yeah, you got some because you're on the team. Oh, look at this, dude.

No way. Now, this is what I was asking for when I said send me stuff. How much do I get paid? Not enough, brother. Malice equated True Who smells the most like Cool Ranch Doritos In the office Tommy Smokes

When's the ant funeral Ask Tommy he has the ants The next dozen score 13-6 They play on Tuesday Damn Look at that Next dozen score, 13-6. They play on Tuesday. Damn. Look at that.

Damn. Thanks. Is the act going to be in chicago yep no sound you can't be pranking on that stuff i've been in these streets the underwear expert little bear family men's ice ice silk, elephant nose, trunk box, or underwear briefs, blue, extra large, new. All right. Is the Brandon Walker College Football Show canceled or still planning to come back in the show? It'll be back in some iteration. That's what we don't really know for sure right now.

It'll be back, though. Brandon will do a show this fall from some capacity. A gift for you. DM'd you October 4th about Rutgers vs. Nebraska while I was on my way to a bachelor party. You told me to ride Rutgers Moneyline, so I put a large sum of money on it, and I got made fun of the whole plane ride

because they lost. Thanks. From Luke Salazar. Thanks, Luke. That was, uh... Yeah, that was tough. Hell yeah. Hell yeah, dude.

I don't really have the facilities for this but I'll find somebody that does It's Francis, where are you? No, I think he's a great storytelling comedian. XL giving a Brandon. Brandon is not an XL Are you gonna save a lot of money moving to Chicago? I live in Jersey City right now So I don't spend a ton on rent. It'll be around the same, I think. Oh. Extra accessories. No name on this. Wear the underwear?

Yeah, all right, buddy. You wish. Give yourself more credit i do is this a hat party hat i'm not putting the undies on goofball given your background did you ever get into pka i wasn't in a frat at Rutgers I didn't have time really you on Dave's good side now it's a work I mean it's a work in progress but I think so

I wouldn't be like on shows that he is on if I wasn't I think I could be wrong though see a punk on the yak that was an old picture

alright sea punk on the yak uh that was an old picture alright banana hat favorite yak episode nick toe surgery thank you for the banana hat does it bother you when sass talks shit about the Savannah Bananas? It doesn't bother me. But I think it's like we could have probably done something with them. It would have been cool.

But it's not everybody's thing. I get it. Are you fat? Okay. Yeah, sure. Do you still keep up with wwe i've gotten a little back into it as of late i feel like that happens every wrestlemania season this one's from somebody in totawa new jersey there's no name just says from shipper that's kind of suspicious will you ever be able to release old yaks from serious days i actually have a lead on a way to potentially go back and look at old serious yaks i'm not sure if it's

possible but i have a uh a lead let's say that I don't want to make any promises. This is a gift for you. Enjoy this custom gift prepared by hand for you from our artisans and crafters. To learn more about the gift, who your admirer is, or learn more about us,

please scan the QR code. Okay. Specific Yak City in Chicago? Yeah. The Willowberry theme. I'm hoping to get something that's easily customizable on the fly. That way when we do different themed

episodes, we can change the look of the entire studio. You gotta watch WD on shrooms. I don't know if that's the best idea in the world. I bet you not. Oh, is this supposed to blow up or something? Yeah. If this was supposed to explode,

it failed. Let it snow. Merry Christmas. Are you related to O'Malley? I don't know. Hard to say. We've never been seen in the same room together, right? Now we're not. She's the homie. I don't like the Hard to say. We've never been seen in the same room together, right? Now we're not.

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that was just a mailing tube. Comes in like a whole box with shit. But. mailing tube. Comes in like a whole box with shit, but... Good try. Who would you want to join the act from the office? Like the new office? The Chicago office? I think that white socks dave might work sometimes i like to see i don't know it's hard like the act the reason why so many people like come on the act and people like l them to death is it is like a really intense atmosphere like it's so basically you're walking into like a one-on-six or a one-on-seven

situation a lot of the time and that's not easy but i'd like to see how white socks dave would mingle with the crew all right i think this is we only have three left and they're all big and they're all like custom sent not amazon gifts which means they might all be explosive no see you guys are already like shooting down white socks dave you wouldn't you don't even know how he would work could be he could be good he's like kind of an idiot i think that would work how long is the delay from live to stream? It's only a couple seconds. We don't have an inherent delay, which is why

the tank race episode, as an example, I was so nervous about doing because case races get messy once they get drunk, and we did the tank race fully live. This is from Day1Z. Jesus Christ. If this is like a

dead fucking body or something, I'm just gonna fucking ban you. I'm kidding. Why'd you kill the ants and ladybugs? I told you not to send bugs and you didn't anyway. And I told you I was gonna throw them away. So I did Did WhiteTuxDude do the act before? I'm sure he's appeared on it in small doses How old are you? 26. just turned 26 in january

who's your favorite president probably grover cleveland only president from new jersey day one z www.dayonezshop.com thank you for being my customer hey TJ long time Yak fan and watch everyday on YouTube wanted to help you pass the time by sending you a box here's a hoodie and hat from my clothing brand Day One Z Hey, TJ, long-time Yak fan and watch every day on YouTube. Wanted to help you pass the time by sending you a box.

Here's a hoodie and hat from my clothing brand, Day One Z, pronounced Day Ones. Hope the hoodie fits. Keep up the good work. Thanks, Ryan. Dayoneshop.com. Let's go, baddies. Nice. White Sox Day was on the Yak when you guys did a draft and drafted Kareem. Yeah, but that was like a Yak versus Chicago type thing. Day ones. Favorite PC game?

I mean, probably Overwatch right now. If that's what you're asking. Favorite number? 33. How often do I shower? Daily. Dude juices wild on the tech equipment. If we get this stream to 10,000 likes, I'll destroy the room. You ever play Counter-Strike?

Yeah, but I'm really bad at it. We need another draft. We do have a draft owed. Will you miss Assassin Ronin the Yak as much as me? Of course. I think that the Yak, all of the members, are crucial to the chemistry of the show what do you mean on overwatch support moira kiriko

i play support because i didn't get a pc until 2019 and all my friends have been playing Overwatch regularly before then. So they needed a support. So I volunteered to play support. Also, it's easy. Day ones. Cool. Thanks, day ones

has hank ever gotten the lottery ball correct i don't think so you play fortnite i uninstalled Fortnite recently. It's kind of sad. End of an era. I did, obviously, when everybody else did, though. All right, this one's really heavy. I'll do the lighter one first. So this one is super suspicious. It says United States Postal Service on the tape,

but then somebody crossed it out and wrote Jimmy Carter Postal Service everywhere that it says United States Postal Service. Super Bowl rough and rowdy office matchup. I mean, it's probably Rico versus somebody. No, that's... If you're asking what, like, the Super Bowl of Ruff and Rowdy office matchups would be, I don't think he'll ever fight in Ruff and Rowdy, but... It would be something Rico-related, probably, right? Favorite podcast you don't produce? Anus.

Anus. This is from Kevin Burt, who shipped this all the way from LA. And spent $93 on shipping? Dude, what the fuck? Maniac. The shows that I watch, a lot of barstool stuff part for work to try and figure out what's working for other brands that i can make work for what i do and then also just because like i'm on my computer a lot so I need stuff to play in the background.

Anus Boy Dad. The Bracket has been super good recently. I think my favorite Barstool product is probably the Dozen. Super grateful to Jeff for letting me play in that this year again it's a durian fruit I really hope not it doesn't smell or anything I just imagine it's just like a box of random bullshit Let's tape the fuck up, too. What's the name of this mix? I don't know. It's like non-copyright house or something.

On YouTube. Favorite comedian? It's not at Barstool. My favorite comedian growing up was Demetri Martin Dear Yak Yo what's up gang my name is Kevin Burt Originally from Columbus Ohio but live in LA now Daily Yak listener

I'm a fashion designer my brand is Jimmy the Duck Carter I threw a bunch of gear here for you guys Hope it reaches you guys by the case race. Oop. I shipped this out Monday after I heard you could do an unboxing. Hope you guys fuck with it. Hit me up if you ever need merch or anything.

10X, OOXX, OOXOXXX, KevinBurt at the Trap House Kev, at JimmyTheDuckCarter, JimmyTheDuckCarter.com. Do I have vapors in? No. Hey, Pete. Carter Jimmy the duck Carter calm do I vapors in now hey Pete Pete this is solo show you can't be in here get out of here you have to leave that's my location again. Self-promise fine.

I don't care. Probably get an angry text from sales. Whatever. Sweaters. Shirts. I will say if you're going to send stuff to the

office in the event it gets actually gets opened you're going to want to send something in larger than an XL because

a couple of guys on the show don't exactly fit in an XL. Thanks, though. I'll probably keep this one. All right. I have a bunch of old WVU Nike gear. Who should I send it to? Nick?

This one is from... It's from Massachusetts. I can't really... Jared? I don't know what that name says. Walker Can TJ 2XL guys? Yeah. Maybe 3X for me and Brandon. Depends on the brand.

This one's sealed with galaxy print duct tape. Which I don't think anybody has actually used since like 2014. Oh shit. Jesus Christ. That would be great for a clip if I just cut my whole fucking hand off. Give a shout out to the foos. What's up Nick? Dear Yak, thanks for the laughs. Hope you enjoy the tapes. A lot of them are weird videos from the past

that are hilarious now. Jared. P.S. Congrats on the baby live yak birth. Thanks, Jared. Oh, I did get a DM about this. Jesus Christ, this is crazy. It's a bunch of VHS tapes. This is a lot.

Okay. These are a bunch of, like, old-ass VHS tapes. We got Gallagher. Can I do a sock check? What does that mean? Steven Seagal above the law for Big Cat. Dragonflies. the legend begins. I would not put those in the VCRs.

Yeah, that might be a good call. They're just all fucking criminal. Put them in a blender. Oh, small soldiers for SAS. This is really cool actually. Well, it depends I guess which ones I got, but. They're gonna give your VCR a virus. If you still have a working VCR in 2023, Roadhouse. Little Van Damme.

I don't even want to open any of these. They might have poison on the inside. 12-hour VHS, yeah. What the fuck is this? poison on the inside 12-hour VHS yeah what the fuck is this no more baths Bryce Canyon and Zion unopened for KB. There are so many fucking tapes in here oh kiss exposed with some babes on the cover did I watch corn on VHS I was like Four when we got a DVD player

Cops too hot for TV You're just sitting on these waiting for an opportunity to send them into the office or what S Club 7 it's an S Club thing features exclusive interviews behind the scenes and lots of music including Bring It All Back, S Club Party 2 in a Million and Friday Night is that a band? I've never heard of that alright this one is just fully in Korean

It says KB on it There's more Jersey you or Jerry me Someone's dirty dick beaters such those does that mean hands? Okay, we got Jurassic Park but in Spanish You want to pair duto Okay, we got Jurassic Park, but in Spanish. El Mundo Perdido. El Reto de Steven Spielberg. Pokemon, the first movie this one i actually saw in theaters they give you the like mu fossil card if you saw it there am i still doing something with the trend thunder i i've talked to the gm

and i want to but I don't know. It's kind of hard to plan with this many people. This is just a blank one that says my name on it, so I guess I'll find a VHS player. I'm sure there's some valuable stuff on that Nick what are you saying please to bro what is video game day gonna happen I was gonna do it on this if nobody sent anything there's a

game a new like twitch cart racing game or not like a stream cart racing game that I want to see if we can make work I tried to do marvels on stream but this computer that I sit at is a mac and that's where I bring stuff up from this computer's a mac too but uh marvels on stream doesn't work on mac what's your Hoagie Haven order? Mac Daddy or Chicken Pachanga and Buffalo Fries. TJ stands for Timothy John. Mikey, we get it, bro.

We have lots of stuff to do. Bad Boys 2 for Rome. Ooh. Just kidding. Too hot for TV. Censored in America for Che. It's just kidding too hot for tv censored in america for che it's just kidding censored in america the world's funniest collection of pranks gags and practical jokes and there's some tits in it looks like you keep a list of what's owed from the wheel i think mikey c's got that cover oh shit timer ran out.

I'll just keep going. Look mom, I have good manners, interactive, fun, and entertaining. For KB. Are you TJ the second? No, my dad's middle name is Francis. So, not technically. Oh, it's in the Sanchez or huggy even it's a classic I like to switch it up sometimes

do I collect VHS no Twilight Zone for Nick that's cool Once you get Caleb back on the yard What do you see here? He's never here Or sometimes he'll be here for like Four hours But I'll have an interview My dad is Francis Oh what the fuck is this, dude?

Casamento, 1998. KB, some dude's wedding tape. This is just a random person's wedding tape, I guess. Casamento de Luciano and Monique Alves 81698 Lagas Teresa of course is does your mom

constantly call you Timothy John no they called me TJ like since the delivery room love you and the boys to each thanks

what old yak should I go watch how old do you need i always like watch tommy walker day watch the toaster basically watch the best of season six and just go to the full episodes from that you have any pets no not currently i live in a small apartment not small but an apartment we sing presents grandpa's magical toys live action music Some of this is weird man Hope they're still together. Yeah, imagine we we find the people Bureaucrat race I would love to do that. We played bureau cart one day. It was fun as fuck Do you hear we call you teacher no, this is what my friends call me sometimes We played Bureau Kart one day. It was fun as fuck.

Do you hear what we call you, TJ? No, that's what my friends call me sometimes. Next food drop? Should be soon. It was going to be this week, but it didn't work out that way. Like, somebody wasn't here or something. We were going to do it, like, Tuesday or Wednesday. Disney or Nick?

Nick. I was especially into Nick Gass, which was channel 133 on my TV. That was the channel that showed all the Guts, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Double Dare, all the live action shows. I was hellbent on doing that when I got old enough. And then I found out that all those shows stopped filming when I was one year old. That was tough. Godzilla, widescreen. And then I found out that all those shows stopped filming when I was like one years old. That was tough. Godzilla. Widescreen. Is Sass better than you on the game?

What game? COD? No. Maybe Warzone. Because I don't play Warzone. But if we were to play COD against each other one-on-one i would wash him do a spaghetti stream yeah probably man hidden keys to loving relationships the gary smalley series

of course that's for kb because all the weird ones in this box say kb guts and hidden temple yeah those are the best somebody stole some of your packages it might be around the office somewhere i'll look around and make sure i didn't miss anything in here but sometimes stuff gets tucked away in the mail room or something i'll tweet out if i missed anything why don't you put up some valorant buddy shut the fuck up bro no it's my friend there welcome home sunny hell's angels so oh hell's angels oakland welcome home sunny for za and it says look this up on ebay welcome home sunny on november 7th 1992 a welcome home party was held in california for ralph sunny

barger after serving several years at the Federal Correctional Institution in Arizona, he was released. Interesting. Double Dare was fired too? Yeah. Legends was my favorite. I was destined to be a Purple Parrot one day, but it never happened.

Bad Boys 1 for Rome. How many are in that box? There's still like 15. 15 greatest comebacks and NFL films presents. Can you trust a Nick with no K? Dream Team 2 Meet the men who will represent USA Basketball Cool cool summer sanders my first bunk yeah figure it out was really good ron this is the best vhs of the lot nba jam sessions the hottest nba players jamming to today's hottest music

that's sick the hottest NBA players jamming to today's hottest music. That's sick. Jock Jams was my go-to CD in high school. This one's for Sass. It's share fitness, body confidence. That'll be good for sass thank you oh shit whale watch a new england adventure eye to eye with great whales for sass this is like christmas we're gonna have to figure out how to

make a vhs player go into the stream. This is a blank one for Nick. Oh, wait. Inside the Carlton Sheets personal coaching program. Blue Barracuda with a goat. Front runner. Blue Barracuda for the goat. Frontrunner. Billy Ray Cyrus the video collection. For Brandon.

Yeah, drop a like. Good point. This one says walker texas and it's for brandon there's audio inputs on dhs vhs oh there's got to be some i know that ken jack and i think gucman both have TVs on their desk. Like small, um... Fucking, like, glass TVs with VHS players in them that they have on their desk. So maybe I'll hit them up. Who sent these VHS tapes? Fuck. Jared something?

I just touched something on the mic board. Hopefully they didn't break everything. I see... I'll fucking spin the wheel, goddammit. Stop spamming it. Brandon. Lean, mean, fat-reducing, grillin' machine, video recipes. George Foreman. Bro, is there nothing for me in this, grillin' machine, video recipes. George Foreman.

Bro, is there nothing for me in this box? I'm about to be pissed. I'm stealing some. Roots. For Brandon. I don't know what that is oh here's one big band line dancing diane horner presents line dancing to a boogie woogie big band sound that's for me obviously obviously. Thank you so much. Whoa, look at that. Pulled out?

That's revolutionary. Also, TVs have the input, but they don't have VHS players on them. Take any that you want. That's him, Jared Clinton in the chat. Thank you, Jared. Dr. Juice's trophy tactics for fucking tuna fishing, Jared. Dr. Juice's trophy tactics for fucking tuna fishing, dude? Thanks.

Poor Mrs. Lightwork? Yeah, dude. I was born and raised by the stream industry. Ghost of Mars with Ice Cube in it. Fire. Roots is about slavery. Ah, got it top oh fuck

oh shit everything just went to shit top gun for Kate Do I donate? You don't have the bread for that man We both know you ain't got the money for that Don't say LJ bro What the hell

Searching for What? I want this What is this? Herbie J. Winkleman goes searching for Pog, the video. What the fuck is this? And why is it unopened? Oh, it's not.

It's just still got the wrapper on it. Join rookie newspaper reporter Herbie J. Winkleman as he goes searching for Pog. Herbie's boss, Mr. Eddie Tor, wants the story, and he wants it now. A lot of hilarious things happen as Herbie travels all the way to beautiful Hawaii to search for the secrets of Pog.

Hell yeah, dude. I'm taking that one. I'm searching for Pog myself. Aspen Extreme, top gun on the ski slopes. Two friends looking for adventure discover extreme skiing wealth and seduction.

Now they face the greatest challenge of their lives. That's it. Hell yeah. Is that a soft born? We can only hope so Searching for Pog Sounds like A fucking sick ass movie

Thank you, Jared. I will, uh... Please don't throw that out. I'm not throwing any of this out. Well, I can't say that, actually. I'm throwing the glitter bombs out. I'll, uh... Divvy these up and... See that they get back to the right people.

Kate. You sent so fucking much, though. I don't... That's very generous. Even if these were just literally on your shelf. No ant movie? That's all I got, I think.

I'll look through the trash, but... yep I'll look around the office at some point um this stuff does get lost here spin the wheel all right I'm gonna try and sort these what else who's got questions do i know ball i'm trying i think i know college ball, right? Right now. My, like, biggest blind spot on the dozen is, like, the sports questions. Because apparently every sport that I watched growing up just, like, entered my brain and exited on the other side. I have, like, no retention. It's the weirdest thing.

There's ever a time to get a wet wheel? It's now? That's pretty mean. Saw me in Chicago? Yeah, I think so. James, stop spamming what's your girlfriend's name. Weird comment. I've seen it a thousand times. that's a good rule of thumb if you're a chat a constant chatter you spin the same question like

15 times and nobody answers it it's probably not gonna answer try play tarkov sometime i have no interest in playing that game at all i think it looks horrible horribly unfun no more clock stoppage on first time what does that mean what rank are you in overwatch i don't know i usually play when i'm pretty drunk i'm like gold i think what's the setup looking like i have a 1060 I got it in 2019 story from your time at ru i played in a uh flag football tournament with barstool at ruckers that's a pretty unknown thing i think eric legrand whoa voice crack eric legrand who's one of our distinguished alums he uh has an annual flag football tournament to benefit his charity and in 2018 i think before i was ever an intern or

anything i was still a viceroy he uh we had a barstool team involved in it And it was like me, Casey Smith, Caleb, Zah, Mikey Podcasts, Youngstown Bob, and a couple other people from Rutgers. And we played in a flag football tournament and we got absolutely dominated. We realized very quickly that there was like professional flag football teams associated with this tournament. And we were just there to have a good time and uh they were not they were there to win so we got fucked up but that was a pretty good memory what's a vice right it's like our college program

so like every school in the country basically has a barstool account barstool ruckers barstool account. Barstool Rutgers, Barstool Purdue, Barstool Ohio State. And I ran the Rutgers page, and that's how I got an interview. When's the last time you checked the Yak Twitch chat? I do not. I focus on the YouTube growth. What does that mean?

Yeah, I ran the Barstool Rutgers Twitter and Instagram from May 2017 to May 2019. Will draft be next week? Potentially. We are kind of busy because Wednesday is the Mincy thing, so planning that out. But maybe later in the week if people aren't gone. They're looking for vice-raise, the Rutgers one specifically, or everybody? Everyone picked just officially declared.

Who? Who? Who? what's the youtube algorithm looking like kind of a war zone these days have i gotten kiss coined yeah i mean it was in hou So technically, it was a Barstool event. But we obliged. So we're real fucking... metal. I love kissing my boys.

I love vice-raise and never went to college. Vice-raise are 99% of the time current students. When Benyama declared for the draft. Strange that the YouTube stream will go down and the Twitch will go up. Obviously, when Monyama's going to the draft, that's why I made that noise. YouTube and Twitch have different auto-flag moderation. I'll use an example. One time we watched a crowd reaction of

an olympic moment and at the time we were still streaming on facebook this was no this was pick central and pick central went down on facebook 90 seconds after we showed the clip the youtube stream went down immediately after we stopped being live it got taken off of youtube the twitch never went down i don't know everybody's got their own policies it's weird it's kind of frustrating would you oblige a fuck ass coin i mean if they're gonna make if it's five feet by five feet I don't and you have to carry it around and it can't be in a Barstool event

yeah sure my Mandela effect when Mignogna stangs where I heard that I mean why the fuck would he stay when he could go be the number one pick.

Does a girl ever kiss coin anyone? I don't... I don't think so. Does everyone listen to Comptown on the Yak? TJ? I think Sass? KB and Nick, maybe? I don't. I... Not for any reason Other than I just have

A lot of stuff to listen to already We Mega TJ Rippin No shot I'm done I'm done with weed on camera That was a fucking disaster Was it ass fucked Or getting ass fucked

I guess that's on the coin holder To uh Figure out how they want to do it the easiest way to get a summer internship at bar still running a college account i'm trying to be an intern out of high school yeah we don't really do that unless you were like super super sought after for some reason if you had a super big following for doing something or if you had a bunch of like brands that you had already grown by the time you were coming out of high school i'd say the easiest way to come in behind the scenes is through the viceroy program i think like 20 probably of our behind the scenes people

came in through that which which is a lot. That's where I came from. That's where Quigs came from, Jack McCarthy. A lot of the guys you see, the behind-the-scenes guys, were in their Viceroy program. Also, it's just super fun. There was a lot of other benefits on campus that I was able to utilize because I was doing the barstool thing whether it's setting up bar events or building like I didn't have to like join a frat because I was doing the barstool stuff also that took up more of my time anyway than I was willing to give to a frat but I like

had that to do and that I got to do a lot of cool stuff through that. Whose jokes get cut the most? From what? The case race? It's not jokes. It's just like when they get... Imagine you sitting around with your boys drunk as fuck. Like how much of that would you want put out to 200,000 people the next day?

Behind the scenes, guys? Yeah. Those are my boys. All right. Brandon, Jake. guys. Yeah. Look at my boys. Alright. And then Jay. Thanks again, Jared, for all these tapes. I don't know if any of them will ever be seen by human eyes.

But, uh... Cool. You have to go to college to work for Barstool? No. Sass didn't go to college. There's a lot of guys that didn't go to college. Robbie Fox. It's just a lot harder.

Like, if you're coming out of high school, looking to get hired by Barstool or an intern at Barstool, we're no longer in the position as a company where it's like we can hire people that aren't talented and build them into something because they have a personality like you have to like have something to give to the company right away like we can't really have people molded into the barstool voice they kind of have to know what they're doing which is a a good thing. It means that we're, you know, legit. What else?

Your NHL team, Rangers, but my fandom is like Rutgers basketball, Rutgers football, Yankees, UFC. Large gap. Not large. Medium gap. Giants. Medium gap. Not large. Medium gap. Giants. Medium gap. Rangers next.

It's supposed to be 40 minutes in when we are in a TJ's evening. Thanks, man. Six screensaver. Yeah, that's where I sit over there. What about a 36-year-old straight out of high school that might be something actually start your own brand ticket from there you start building social accounts if you want to work in social build a social account even if you're in high school build some sort of brand show that you have creative ideas

on the social media side do i have siblings now do i get tired of taking so many w's i've taken plenty of l's too everything in moderation is that discord sound on my end yeah i don't have Discord on either of these PCs. When's the first Chicago Yak going to be? Probably September. We might do some shows in the current Chicago office as people start to move out there. But it will be Giants of the NFL. Yeah, Andrew, you know. I like watching the NFL, but the Giants are good all root for them.

I'm just kind of – I like college football better anyway. Yeah, that's not true. I like them both. Yeah, so we might do some – as we're moving, some yaks in the current Chicago office or figure some stuff out in the transition. But I believe it's going to be like a major today's the first day of the chicago office is the idea

which is exciting i'm in like uh architecture meetings and shit talking about the studio this is tj tyler real for when he goes into content i don't see that happening so there's gonna be a a new Chicago office. Yeah. Where are you? What? Where you been, bro? Of course. You think that 50 people are fitting to that

office they have now? Have I seen the new office space yet? No. I know where it is because I'm looking for apartments and shit, but I haven't.

I should be going out there in June. Can you tell my mom happy B-Day? I love you, TJ. Happy B-Day, Ryan Finn, Erden's mom. Will there be a break from the act during the move to Chicago? I don't anticipate it just because we have sponsors and ad reads. Maybe a long weekend where we do the last New York Yak

on a Thursday or Friday, and then that Monday or Tuesday when we come back, it's the new office, but nothing extended. TJ's low-key already content? That's not my anticipation. It's not what I'm trying to be, but anybody that's like here long enough and works directly with the talent long enough will eventually have the camera put on them whether

they want to or not is what it seems like that's not my goal though that's i'm here to produce this show and others go buffs i'm excited for colorado let me buy you a beer when you move to chicago okay you do a baby shower for kate on the yak i would love to do a baby shower i want to do a gender reveal if kate's comfortable with that is barstool idol coming back this summer not that i know of pre-tape the 12-hour show before the movie will be satisfied i don't think we should pre-tape the 12 hour show before the movie will be satisfied i don't think we should pre-tape the 12 hour show i want that to be an overnight show i know big head's throwing out the idea of doing like 10 a.m to 10 p.m i want to do like the yak no i want to do like i want to do overnight i want

to do like eight like midnight to noon or something like that 2 a.m. and then end at the end of the regular Yak time. Is there a show today? Brother, you already watched it. This is it. They're going to break something with this, but I'm excited for this ball and toss catch set. What are your thoughts on Kick the Streaming Platform? I don't think it's sustainable the way they're doing it right now.

It makes sense to get streamers over to it, but they're not going to make any money if they're only making a 5% profit split on their streaming revenue. Eventually that will change, probably pretty quickly. Sass and Ron are not going to Chicago, but they'll be out there sporadically i'm sure hopefully pat bever he signs with the bulls that would be awesome because he just like hangs out with the chicago guys is it true that you hate ben no i don't hate ben

favorite concert i've only been to one concert bruce springsteen 2012 i'm going to see 100 gex next week though Favorite concert? I've only been to one concert. Bruce Springsteen, 2012. I'm going to see 100 Gecs next week, though. Somehow, I bought tickets to that. Put the glitter bomb on Tommy's desk with the ants? Yeah, alright. When do I move? Probably August.

Maybe a little bit earlier, but... That's what I'm planning on. Any push for more motorsport content? What is it? I don't know. I don't think so. TJ, will you be looking for a Chicago girl because hi? Shit. girl because hi she fuck thanks for sending all the stuff so gex two days ago was insane yeah

gex are cool they're kind of out there can't even imagine a hundred yeah i know it's going to smell crazy in there i could be your f1 guy we have a guy that blogs f1 every once in a while i don't know well. I don't know. Well, actually, I don't know if he still does, but he did. Follow Logan Spence on Twitter. All right. now this is an extra wheel so do i need to remove the slice after i spin this or should this only apply to me one for real or two for just for me favorite movie the room tommy wiseau 2003 it's one of yak queens now yeah i think that seven percent is starting to grow i think there's more

girl yakkers now how brutal was it watching case race 2 it was pretty bad also that was uh one two what's it is all right i'll make it just for you i mean me case race 2 was right after i uh died from uh monster rip last summer that was like 24 hours after and i hadn't eaten from wednesday morning breakfast to thursday night like 30 minutes before the case race i finally got appetite back because i was so fucked up from that so we were like destined to fail so i was already in hell and then that show happened the producer of the show and you're not here remove slicing lands on hot so you made the other diamond i know yeah once we hit reset I'll make sure we're back at the right amount

Sasson rune or not going to Chicago Stop spamming it though I'm gonna time you out Our team Kate shirts, maybe we'll like build shirts around the Like gender reveal Fathers here no mention of Monster Rip When they legalized weed in Massachusetts The first thing my dad said to me was

We should go to the dispensary Get some edibles hell yeah i'm not gonna hide it it's white socks dave moving to new york that would have been yeah we should convince him that he has to move here to fill people fill room in this office put another 40 minutes on the wheel please this is pretty i mean i don't know how other people would have dealt with this but this is pretty easy for me you ever get close to have to black out the ax stream the tank race was probably the only time that i was ever like ready for that like we have a this page

but i don't know what we would do like i would just have to scramble to kill the stream which wouldn't be too bad, but not ideal, obviously. Talk shit about Kate, you fucking suck. True. Let her live. Will Owen ever be back on the Yak?

I'd imagine someday, yeah. He's working on a lot of other stuff, though. Like, out of order is one of like the most successful launch new brands we've ever had so i think he's focusing on that which is good need friday vibes back in my life yeah i hope that if i can go back and find some serious episodes that it'll have audio i'm not sure how that works with old recordings. Basically, when we were in Sirius, the way we would clip the show for social,

this was before I was on this show, but I was working on other radio shows, is we had like burner YouTubes that we would send the stream to, and then we would clip the show from those burner YouTube studios. So my thought process is those VODs might exist on those channels somewhere

it's going to be super raw footage but i don't know that might exist somewhere i have to look into that who's replacing sass and roan i don't think it's a replace thing i think it's like the show is the show and there's going to be other people in chicago and maybe they feed in and out but i think it's more of a fluid thing i don't think there's going to be like a audition process like maybe that'll be part of like some episodes where it's like oh let's see if this works but I don't I don't know if I envision anybody like replacing Sasson Roan Patreon for Friday vibes yeah it's not that simple like paywalling stuff is weird i remember when you started wtj thanks it's nearly demon time is it really oh no an hour and a half i was gonna say

we get a case race in the 12-hour stream no i feel like they have to have their brains on danny conrad yeah, Danny could be good. I imagine Titus will become a regular in Chicago. Titus is, like, super excited to get very involved once he's here. Because he lives in L.A. currently. 5,000 people still here? Thanks. Even without Session Run, there's still four or five people every time that's a lot yeah like this is the biggest cast podcast at the company i think right like bracket uses the same room but

and pick central uses the room but as far as like a regular recurring cast where do you get the wwe shirts please don't gatekeep sage garments on Instagram is where I get some of them. And then the Brock Lesnar one is from another Instagram page. Let's see if I can pull it up. youth x energy on instagram they did um they have some tony hawk ones that i have there's another one that has the brock one Rock one. Nostalgia gland. Nostalgia gland. I like, yeah, I go to Instagram sellers like that for shit like that they're cool shirts though how awkward is a stripper yak

I had a feeling we were getting in trouble for that who are you friends with from Barstool outside the office I mean like the if you saw the shopping day crew a lot of those guys are the people that I'm pretty close with outside of the office we had a tungsten club meeting last night.

SG has some sick ass tees. Yeah, they're super sick. And they're really, really high quality, but they're expensive. Barstool Crush, probably Quigs. 12-hour stream right now, imagine. No. I have stuff I have to do. And by that, I mean I have to go home.

Ty, this is the best. I hope he's a regular in Chicago yeah he just found a house he'll be moving out there he had the same sellers as or realtors as Brandon did actually appreciate you TJ not a loser thanks man when's the next Yankee game you're going to

I'm hoping to go to a Friday night or Saturday night game in May, maybe. There's some people at the office that are moving to Chicago that have never been to a game. So I'm trying to organize that with the fellas before we move. Let's see the tungsten card. There's one guy who gets it. It's Titus. Yeah, I was super happy at their response when he came on the Yak for the first time. He watches the Yak pretty often, so he might be watching now.

How loud was that FaZe TJ hell no Garrett fuck FaZe gonna play Counter-Strike later sure kidding TJ doesn't bootlick weird cringe billionaires and pay $8 for a free app yeah I don't really have a reason to pay for Twitter Blue I probably would have at one point but

I don't really have a reason to pay for Twitter Blue. I probably would have at one point, but I don't really have a use for that for my account. How nice is Brandon's house? 105? I haven't seen it. Odd everything that owed from the wheel gets done. 100%. Pretty loud? Yeah. It's pretty powerful. PHS greater than WWP.

Princeton High School? Sure, man. 100 TJ? There it is. Sunday Riches, though. Moist Moguls? Yeah. I watched Ludwig.

And Charlie. Group up with me on Overwatch? Hell no, bro. I love when Sasgate keeps his Warzone friend group. Favorite drink? I've got a matcha lemonade in front of me right now. Those are pretty good in the summer. I'm an hour 20 behind and just starting, TJ.

Hope you made it through alive. No, I actually died halfway through. Somebody sent me a live grenade. Who do you think winning COD champs? I've been super checked out on COD, dude. It's really depressing. I'll say Thieves just because I like them, but nobody ever goes back to back.

Who's winning Major 4 this weekend? Do we have odds? We have odds sometimes on the sportsbook. Caroline's the next big breakout female star from Barstool calling it now. That'd be a really good look for me and Katie Stats who got her in for Idol.

Katie Stats, people don't talk about that. She found like 12 people or 10 people and two were internal or whatever. With Clemmer being from Kirk and Nadeau. And like six people got hired. Kind of defeated the purpose of the show, but... Do you like matcha or shucka more? I don't know what that means.

Is this a Deez Nuts joke? Shucka Deez Nuts? Shucka my dick? Odds that one of those packages are wired if you leave the studio? Yeah, I'm going to have to clean up. Optic, even though Scum retired? I guess that'd be a pretty cool story, like the passing of Torch or whatever, but... Invite Pat Bev to play with you? Does Pat Bev play Overwatch?

You like Battlefield? No. What happened to the anal chip what the fuck does that mean there it is shuck of these balls got him how do you guys use bar so sportsbook in New York we can't you just drive down the trip yeah Jersey's why we have like the Hoboken house also I live there but you can still look at odds and stuff. Yeah, I can't see esports odds unless I'm in New Jersey. Go to steak.

No. Any changes coming to the act when you move to Chicago? I hope to have more access to use the cameras around the office. We're going to be right up against this basketball court, and i want to utilize that for like punishments and stuff like if we want to have brandon and big cat settle something over 1v1ing in basketball i want to be able to like quickly turn the camera out into the office with mics rather than having to do it like makeshift like we do here because the thing about this room is that this room was never intended to be used as like a fully visual studio like if you've been here for a while this room used to have a gigantic desk in the middle of it that everybody sat at

because it was a radio studio and when we got off radio a lot of the shows that stayed kind of stayed as like a radio show. But this show evolved into a very visual show. So I want to have like more space to fuck around is what I'm trying to say. All the idol guys were good. I hope Luke gets there somewhere. Yeah, everybody was good. I do have beef with one of the idol people that put my phone number in a comedy sketch that they posted on Instagram. But whatever. Roommates. I have one roommate i'm i won in chicago they don't work here they're from i grew up with them halo two and three goaded yeah i never had

an xbox as a kid i was sony my whole life but uh friends houses obviously does this room have a permanent smell to it you'd be surprised how it didn't smell that much the day after the case race i don't know what how we fixed that but that could have been a bad situation for us we would have gotten yelled at need a glass shower yeah i have to talk with pete about that Fantasy Factory Barstool that's loosely the idea what cameras are y'all using they're PTZ cameras I think they're Panasonic here watch this

I'm one-handed, sorry. That's the cameras. Why not collar mics? Podcast mics generally sound better because this does go out on audio feeds. It does limit us a little bit if they want to get up and do stuff but also the guys are more comfortable talking into larger microphones and it causes less issues like we probably need a full-time operate audio operator

who the fuck put your phone number out there i i'm not i'm not gonna expose anybody but it was one of the barcelona people that didn't win so i will not confirm or deny what was the best gift um that fish that was pretty sick i mean a lot of this was just sent to the office which was fine i just need time to kill can you switch to the camera tommy's that so i can we have this is an angle that we have that's from the rundown set but i it's hard to remote into this camera I don't know it's like you have to kind of like fuck with it to get access to moving this camera or talk to somebody in the control room in the back

which I'd rather just do it all myself and not have to bother other people yak discord so we can game yeah maybe I might hit up I don't know if Phenom set up... Rudy's Discord. But that's pretty well built.

How do you figure out when to adjust audio levels in real time? Zahn and I are both listening to the audio. He sits here, which is where audio op is. I sit here, which is where video op is. What was your guess for Sunday night's lottery ball? 33. I want that to count if I get it. 33 for Sunday's lottery ball.

What yak moment pissed you off the most? I don't know. It's usually just other people not communicating stuff about the show that we have to do. I don't really get pissed off that easily. I'm pretty level-headed. The way I look at it is like the show's live once stuff happens i can't really do anything about it except like react and do and try to figure it out i get really pissed off when i'm not here and i can't do the show either like

turn all the mics up yeah i've seen that before it's our mics are peaking pretty high so i was going to Chicago, yeah. Yeah, I get pissed off when I'm not here for the show and I have to watch somebody else do it and then they mess something up and I can't do anything to fix it. What's the mixer interface for audio? It is Allen and Heath

QU-16. I don't know if that makes sense or not. I use a TriCaster for video. Why do you think gaming didn't work at Barstool with MRAGs? It's just a hard audience to break into. Like, a lot of our gaming content was very centered towards Barstool, the Barstool universe. And I think that at a certain point we reached the cap of that audience.

So then we were only trying to like our algorithm was only hitting barstool fans and all the barstool fans had already given giving a chance it's just tough you have to be really either top 0.01 skilled in a video game or top 0.1 entertaining in order to get through in streaming or do like super big projects and shit like like ludwig did or uh yeah ludwig did chess boxing germa did like a minor league baseball game that was all like scripted out but that's obviously those are super expensive events to do for just like a solo streamer trying to blow up you have to be very very unique like the new kid that's the has the most subs on twitch jinxie is playing rainbow six siege which is

essentially like a dead esport on an xbox in like his his bedroom like at his bed basically and he's got 80 000 subs on twitch but he's like very entertaining and hits his audience well and does tiktok well so it's hard need to do more light-hearted? Yeah, I mean, that was always the idea with, like, common man gaming. Boat test is poker games now? Yeah, boat test wins are cool. Be a chess streamer? I suck at chess. End this, please?

All right, Kevin, I'll end it just for you, man. What's up, Guru? When Big Cat leaves early and everyone else mails it in drives me nuts that doesn't happen that much i don't think show is noticeably different without tj on the sticks thanks i appreciate it how does monetization work on youtube so obviously we read ads during the show and then after the stream ends, I go back and add in the mid-roll ads that you might see if you

watch the show later in the day. And those are the two main things. Our show gets limited monetization pretty often. Just from watching videos or language even. So it's hard when it's live. But our show is

monetized mostly off of merch sales and ad reads. It's been fun. All right, see you later, FSU, bro. No, I appreciate it. Were you ever a Pokemon game guy? Like the video games? Not really. I had a Game Boy Advance

and a Game Boy Advance SP, but I didn't play any of the original Pokemon games on the Game Boy Color or the DS. I don't know why, but I did have cards. You playing R6 each? No. Fucking nose is itchy. What the fuck?

I'm getting slaughtered by allergies. TikTok going to be cancelled or what? I doubt it. Total of four voice cracks so far. That's mean that you're counting. Can you play the Roan scream yeah i think this website still works hold on i should have used this more because somebody built this for us Rutgers football record this year? Probably five wins, if I had to guess. But this is the year that we're supposed to get good. That was 40 minutes, lol. Yeah, man, but I felt like talking to the fellas, you know?

And the lady fellas. How long am I going for? I'll wrap up in a little bit. If you weren't at barstool would you be watching the yak right now probably um i applied for an internship in 2018 and didn't get it and then i was pretty out on barstool content for a little bit but tyler o'day convinced me to come back and be a vice right again my senior year but i don't know the kind of the goal was always to be here so i didn't really consider what I'd be doing if I wasn't here.

What's your favorite video game right now? Like I said this earlier, probably Overwatch. But I'm not super inspired by any games right now. Favorite snack? I've been fucking with the gummy clusters, the nerds gummy clusters recently. The act would be over if he wasn't a Barstool? I don't think so. I don't think they would have figured it out.

Will Patty come for the Dozen tournament? I have on good accord that he will be in Chicago if we make the final four. I can confirm 75%. How much is an adder on the yak cost? I have no idea at all. That's not my job. Do you play any sport games? I like the extreme sports games from like the early 2000s

like ssx tricky is my favorite game of all time but like games around that realm arctic thunder freak style splashdown even like the comic sports games slugfest hot shots golf i gotta go to tractor supply but i can wait hell yeah hit the ad yeah they gotta start getting me some ads did you play moira and sojourn i don't play sojourn that much i don't i try not to play dps i'm not good at aiming with mouse would it be live right now if you weren't there i don't know i'm here i don't think about it blitz the league yeah blitz that me and bullets who's in the chat right now how to have funny blitz the league story it's not funny if you yeah it's not funny but arctic thunder made my junk feel good all right man yeah i want to get one of those machines in my house one day thug two is goaded yeah i like thug one is the best tony hawk game but they're both good

do you have a passport i don't i probably should best cod campaign i don't know i haven't played one since like black ops one ssx is legendary yeah that's I play that back every once in a while. NFL Blitz on Sega Genesis. Yeah, we have Sega Genesis. We have a NFL Blitz arcade machine in the office somewhere. Will the Gambling Cave

streams be a lot bigger in Chicago? I think that they'll have more thought put into them, if that makes sense, rather than just turning the stream on and going. I think the March Madness streams were the start of that, but a lot of new stuff coming for live stuff. Why is this still live? What did I miss?

I don't know. I'm just chilling. Fart Mike's in the chairs in Chicago. It'll be great for the podcast listeners. Wrestler of choice in SmackDown versus Raw I mean my favorite wrestler in that era is Rey Mysterio Rey Mysterio the only one of two people who I've stopped here to get a photo with somewhere it's just again it's again it's hard because we have shows monday through friday so it'd have to be a friday we'd have to fly out thursday after the show like there's not a lot of setup like it normally a

live show you would go out a couple days before, get the set done, maybe do a meet and greet or something. Are you going to go on a date with Jinx? Probably not. Favorite pizza topping? So I'm obviously a New Jersey guy. I like good pizza. But I will eat a Domino's pizza. I'm not opposed to it.

If I get a regular pizza, I'm getting plain. But if I get a Domino's pizza, I'll do like chicken or feta if I have to do the two toppings for $6 each. The boys are messing with me. I can tell something's going on over there on the other side of the office. Ebo and Travi just came over here and looked through the glass. Is Mint's going to finish in 59 minutes? I'll say yes. Conti's best pizza that's in Princeton

I was really excited about the DiLorenzo's review my parents actually got to talk to Dave about Conti's at the Rutgers live show that was pretty cool

how excited are you for Lip Butter and Oden really excited that'll be the nicest meal I've ever had, probably. Favorite Rutgers wrestler? I was a big Suriano guy. I thought he was fucking sick.

He could be like a star in the UFC with that amount of character. Live stream backpack update? I don't think it's happening pete's opposed are you gonna get the new zelda game it sounds like it me and titus are talking about it i don't have a switch but i've wanted a reason to get one we might do like a playthrough of some sort favorite devil of all time i'm not a devil's fan why is brandon so soft and blocked me on twitter i don't know you probably tweeted anything out of rucker's live show is great thanks that was like the uh

uh most important like thing i ever got to work on or be a part of for a lot of reasons. Do you play PC or console? PC, but controller for COD, controller for most games except Overwatch, CSGO, Valorant. If the big East came back, would you want Rutgers back in the Big East or staying in the Big Ten? I think we're better off in the Big Ten, even if we're not good at football.

I can live with that. The school gets more money because we're in the Big Ten. Have you tried the Stream Deck at all? Portable PC game? I've seen that. Somebody in the office has one. Jason. You should do this once a month yeah i want to get back into twitch streamer how can i work for titus tj we actually just hired a uh editor he starts on monday so right now there's no way

yak only fans would pop yeah we'll get some uh we get nick throwing ass on there you guys come to arizona again when you throw a ticket my way um i mean the final four is in arizona next year so i'm sure we'll be out there doing something. Rutgers was never an original Big East team. All right, it's not that big a deal, man. Calm down. Valorant, what's your rank? I'm shit at Valorant,

but I like playing it with my friends if we're drunk. Bada bing or bada booey? Huh? What's your name on Twitch? TJ Lomao. TJ Lomao, but I haven't streamed in a year. Hire Coleman Crawley on the Titus Show. We talked to him in Houston as well.

He's awesome. Who's your favorite parent? All right, guys. I'm going to have to wrap up the stream there no i'm just kidding when am i coming back to la hopefully not for a while i didn't really love it that much flight simulator in chicago i don't know actually i have no idea hey evo evo's watching me from across the office right now. He's sitting at Big T's desk.

More live shows in Chicago? Maybe. I have no idea. Who do you play on Valorant? Sage. Do you watch anime? No, I don't really have, like... This sounds selfish. I don't have a ton of time to watch, like, shows.

Like, I don't watch any shows I watch like sports and like YouTube videos my attention span is ruined what does Evo do not much too many sweats on Valorant yeah I guess uh what's your shoe size 11 where's your brick watch I wore it to the tungsten meeting last night this needs to be a once a month thing i'm sure it doesn't need to be a once a month thing career said are you going out tonight i don't know career are we let's plan our night here tj shit career i don't have to be solo anymore if you're in the office you can come in what's for dinner i haven't had t-bell in a a while. NBA team, Knicks. It was the Nets until they left New Jersey,

and then I stopped watching the NBA. Big Splashdown guy. I played Splashdown, Rides Gone Wild again recently, and it kind of sucks. The tricking is really fucking hard. Or, like, really not. It doesn't feel good. Like, you have to press, like, ten buttons to do a trick.

How do young kids pronounce Lamau like that? At TJ Hitchings Venmo, that's it. Please don't send me money, though. Blazeford doesn't MVP Rookie of the Year. He's not going to win, but he should. He's, like, not even in the conversation of Rookie of the Year somehow. Like, G is awesome but clemmer shouldn't be a rookie of the year because he's 75 blaze like carries us most time yeah some of the time favorite yak moment probably tommy walker day it's not my favorite episode but um that was like the first episode that i was on the

show full time like that after that i was on the show should we hang later damn you but you want to chill bro i'm sure you do could be the move blaze is super good man great how do you tag people you can't on mobile if you're on mobile, which is so fucking stupid. YouTube has to get their shit together with streaming. Yak, after show used to be must watch. Yeah, facts. That was when I was still watching the show. Odds on Big Cat breaking the bread record at LaBurn's?

I mean, it's his own record, so he has to do it. Favorite tank memory? Me and Frank the Tank and Coach Doug spent a weekend in tampa florida in 2021 i don't know if that was one of my favorite memories but it definitely was one of the memories of all time coach doug's got a kidney stone so i had to go to the hospital so me and frank went to a raised mets game just the two of us. They got swept. That was something. That was before Omaha, when everything changed. Yeah, mobile YouTube has done this out i don't know why they

don't catch up have you played og fortnite in the new creative update no i currently don't have fortnite downloaded downloaded shout out Tampa and the Rays yeah I think that don't the Rays play in Tampa or Tampa Bay and then the no the Rays play in St. Pete like the Lightning play in

Tampa Bay but the Rays play in St. Pete the Rays stadium is so fucking bad it really lives up to how bad people say it is everything changed after Omaha yeah after Omaha I got the Brandon Walker College Football Show. And after I got that, I squeezed myself into the act. And after I got that, I got promoted. And after I got that, I did Barstool Idol.

And after I got that, I got Pro Football Football Show. So, yeah. Tech guys are shaking their heads at me. I think they want to wrap this up so that they can go home. New Yak Sounds? Yeah, yak sounds.com is the website. There's a bunch of sounds on there. Battle Royales are cancer to video games.

I think they worked for a while. They just got overblown. Shout out to Buffs. Shout out to Buffs. Shout out to Buffs. Ace to Vegas. That's sad. How often does Big T throw that ass in a circle? Shit, brother.

When he gets after it after hours. You're moving to Big Ten country? Thoughts? Dude, I live in New Jersey. That is Big Ten country. What are you talking about, man? How many Skittles can you eat in one sitting? I used to, obviously, crush the Skittles in the blue package.

Those were my shit. Do I love Pete? I do. I like waving at Pete in meetings and making him giggle. Pete gets a bad rep. I walked by the main conference room upstairs the other day and just waved at Pete from outside the glass, and I think I made him get in trouble. Will Rutgers ever be good at football?

Yeah, man. We were good at football in 2006 and 2007, and like 13 and 14. We'll be good. For sure. We played in the Gator Bowl two years ago, man. What? Come on. Do you have a bucket list of things to do in New York City before you leave?

I don't know. Not really. I've been in and out of New York City a lot since I was a little kid. The accent is a nefarious sight now, TJ. What does that mean, bro? How many pants do I own? What the fuck? Thanks to Roback,

I own some of the best pants in the world. I actually do need more pants, though. Going to see Portnoy in Syracuse today I'll tell him to give you a raise thanks man that'll go over great I'm sure are my parents moving to Chicago? no

they have jobs go to it and see I'm on the website somebody fuck with it i'm on i'm on it david blattman megan making money would be good on the act she'll be in chicago so i'm sure she'll get a chance have you seen videos of unrecorded on unreal engine 5 yet yeah you want to watch that that shit actually that might get us flagged on youtube it looks so realistic i saw this yesterday and i couldn't understand what i was seeing

this is video game footage. I mean... This isn't real. I was... Like, my jaw dropped when I saw this. Blatass. Damn, 48,000 people still here. That's a video game.

That shit's crazy. Someone has to have spilled all over those controls at some point. Yeah, I was having trouble not spilling shit during the case race. I'm like one of the worst drinkers in the world. I spill shit so fucking much. Also, I threw up in the studio one time. That ain't real. Is it real?

It's a video game. It's Unreal Engine 5. I don't understand. Do I ever stream on the Borsal Gaming Twitch? No. Nobody does currently. I might on twitch though it is too real i i've said this for a long time i don't want my video games to be like super realistic i want them to be like cartoony and shit i'd rather that's why i like the cartoony sports games over like

the super realistic ones like i'd much rather play burnout paradise than gran turismo because gran turismo is like a simulator and burnout is like a video game i'd rather play the more more entertaining product. Yeah, only once, Mike. Thank God. The other time I threw up was in the middle of the studio during the milk. What was it like buying the pixelated shirt?

I don't know. Hopefully that comes at some point. WeGoBuy is an agent that operates the Chinese website for you. So Taobao sends it to WeGoBuy and so taobao sends it to we go by and we go by send it to me dj does any koozie that is anti-spill proof made for boats that sticks to any surface i've seen that i'm more so like i'll pick up a beer and and go to drink it and the fucking can will be upside down, and I'll pour it all over my shirt.

Like, I'm pretty much undefeated at spilling on my shirt when I drink. NHL3833, three on three arcade on PS3. Yes, that was incredible. Favorite UFC fighter besides Paddy? I mean, it was McGregor. I was one of the biggest McGregor dick riders in the world. I saw Cody Garbrandt at the airport recently. That was cool. I don't really like him though.

He didn't have TSA pre-check or clear. Realistic games age so quickly. I just like don't I'll go outside if I want to see realistic graphics. Do I golf? No. I want to see realistic graphics. Do I golf? No. I mean, I like mini golf. I've never played a full round of golf.

I went to a golf camp when I was a kid and got, like, the, like, best in class prize of a kid's golf club set when I was, like, eight. Who wins Tank vs Garcia tomorrow night I think and I don't like either of these guys I think Gervonta Davis fucking destroys Ryan Garcia I think he knocks him out fucking hard

Ryan's talking way too confident I think he's not going to fight his fight and I think he's going to try and overextend and try and knock tank out and if you watch ryan garcia fight he leaves his head open when he loads up on punches his game is to throw punches and bunches play for volume play for a decision if he can take a knock out because he fights tomato cans he gets a knockout but i think tank wins like that i think

it's like a highlight reel knockout that's the biggest fight of the year so far it's not for a title very weird you ever get into sim city not really there's a big club penguin guy as a kid wrong garcia hook in the third it's not going to be a three-round fight how we feel about the yanks so far i've been super checked out on baseball but it seems like good i'll get into it eventually i don't know this is the first i think this is the first full season that I'm not doing anything with short porch. Like last year I was coming into the season. My chair. But yeah, eventually I'll get into the Yankees again.

Who wins? Jake versus Nate Diaz. Jake's going to win. Jake's not going to lose a fight for a long time. He's going to fight Nate and then then i'll probably fight ksi again and then if mcgregor loses to michael chandler they'll try and make that fight at some point but that probably will never happen i don't know i don't see jake setting himself up to lose again favorite ufc all time i went to ufc 205 at ms, the first New York card. That was Tyron Woodley, Stephen Thompson, Ioana Janjacek, Karolina Kovalevich,

and Conor McGregor, Eddie Alvarez. The double champ does what the fuck he wants. That was the fucking greatest thing I've ever... That might be the greatest sporting event I've ever been to, that and the Purdue buzzer beater. TJ answering one question without a voice crack challenge. Impossible difficulty. If you could pick one sport to be the best at, which would it be?

I guess football is the easy answer. Like F1 racing, you make a shitload of money in, right? Thug Rose, I liked Rose. Shout out old UFC with no weight classes. Yeah, that was definitely way better were you suspect 7? no I would never take a shit in the solo bathroom

I think that's crazy person activity I don't want anybody ever having even a 1% chance of knocking on a door while I'm in a solo bathroom taking a shit. If you could wake up tomorrow and be elite at it, what would it be? Oh, what sport? I guess basketball. It would be so sick to just be fucking wet from three. TJ going pro in an eSport?

I probably, no, I'm not going to guess my own horn. I was really good at COD at one point. Jones or Stipe? Jon Jones by dominant, dominant knockout. TJ holding more live viewers for hours than half the employees of Barstool ever could. It's a little bit different. Kind of a built-in audience.

Work shits are the best. Yeah, but I'm not taking it in like the solo stall. I'll go take it in one of the regular stall bathrooms. Giraffes need to be stable on the show again yeah we're doing one soon

what podcast at Barstool gets sneaky great numbers a lot of them you can pretty much tell which podcasts get great podcast listens based on the number of

ads per episode what headphones do I use I have audio technicas for my desk here what are these these are Sony because for my desk here, what are these? These are Sony.

I also will just mix in just the Apple earbuds on my PC at home if I'm not sweating. Where does the act fall in terms of profitability at Barstool? Very high. I mean, we have three ads on the show every episode the rest of the year, I think. I don't know.

I might be saying too much. Yak sticker packs? We could do that. NFL draft, you guys do great. Can't wait. Yep, next Thursday. What's the

Spotify podcast version numbers? I'm not going to I'm not going to leak. Gaming headset. I have Astro A40 TRs at my

house, but I haven't used them that much because I got a new I got the Elgato Go XLR Wave XLR

whatever it's called. Wave XLR, whatever it's called Is Pete the cause of the shitty internet? From what I understand, no It's a building issue Like, if the stream ever drops during the Yak It's because all of the internet on all 20 floors of the building all went out it's not us is what i'm told but it is frustrating do you get more listens and views from youtube or spotify and apple music

now this show gets a lot more on youtube which it's crazy that it's not 100 youtube but there are a decent amount of people that watch or listen on the podcast feed. Speak at one of the more generous people there. Yeah, I think he's clearly the most generous person here. He's incredible. I feel like you make some money going back to streaming. Yeah, but the streaming, like I could go and stream and probably like have fun with it but i'm not gonna ever have enough time to invest into it to make it something that's like worthwhile doing without taking away from my main job which is production how did i get interested in production i wanted to work here and pretty much figured out whatever way I could. So in college I did radio production, live video production, sports, editing.

I wrote columns for the newspaper. I shot some videos and edited them for the newspaper. I did social media for the football team and then I did the vice red job for Barstool. That way if I ever applied here and had an opportunity I had skills to work in a bunch of different capacities.

Have you ever thought about doing content more? No. Not really. What does my Spotify look like? I don't know. I'm super fucking bad. I think I'm currently paying for both Apple Music and Spotify. I'm kind of an asshole. Who's your favorite coworker? Quigs.

How do bloggers get hired up by Barstool? Do stuff on your own. And if it's successful, eventually you'll be noticed. It'll get on our radar. Who do you think would have struggled the most with this punishment probably sass i don't know i thought it was pretty easy i was kind of excited do you remember what video or blog made you fall in love with barstool i know that the first video i ever showed my parents from here was um piss dogs but i was watching barstool i got into watching barstool around the time that they announced that they were moving to new york i know that like

i remember specifically roan i think and robbie did a fish concert man on the street and that was something i showed one of my best friends that was a fish fan and that was when he was like you need to work there um but a lot of like the ron and caleb early stuff santa con man on the street i that was like a lot of the stuff that got me in at first and then i went back and watched more of the the classics per se how long you gotta go for tj i think i'm like 30 minutes over anybody met mr making money yeah great guy met him in uh new orleans last year for final four what was your major in college it was uh sports journalism and media studies or journalism and media studies with a concentration in sports and then my minor was digital communication yeah I showed my mom piss dogs and she was like I don't want to be affiliated with whatever this is

and that was like five years ago that's like one of the only things that i i'm nervous about ever the prospect of that coming up is if i ever have to pee my pants on camera my mom is going to be really really pissed about that what did i buy at shopping day? I bought a $10 pair of the clout goggle sunglasses from Urban Outfitters, sponsored by son of a boy dad paid for those. And then went and got drunk during the middle of the day in Soho with my friends. And then I just did an online shopping day the other day bought a bunch of random stuff yeah now he's on the Christmas card yeah favorite tank cooks the one where he just did hash

browns and waffles made me laugh so fucking hard when he said, hashbrowns are done, son. Frank's the best. Going to college for the same thing, sports media journalism. Did you want to write for Barstool at first? No. I wanted to do social. That's what I thought I would be doing was social.

And then when I interviewed for social, they saw the video experience on my resume and said you should interview for video and i said yes okay and then got that favorite work trip so far was nola final four last year most important work trip was omaha 2021 because that's like kind of the only reason why I'm doing anything now. But Final Four last year was so much fucking fun. It was like the best. It was my first time in New Orleans, and that's like literally,

I think that might be the best city in the country. You picked the perfect major and minor for doing what you do. That's impressive. Yeah, that was kind of the objective. I knew I wanted to work in sports media coming out of high school. I didn't really focus in on Barstool until I was like a sophomore. I thought initially I wanted to work in social media for a sports team, like run the Yankees, Twitter, or whatever.

We're glad you had your redemption with Dave. Thanks. I'm glad that worked out too. I got lucky. Do you think Sass is mid? No. I'm glad that worked out too. I got lucky. Do you think Sass is mid? No. I think he's super fucking funny. I saw him at one of Owen's shows do stand-up.

I'd imagine he's probably pissed a lot of older comedians off because he's so good and he's so young. How did you like Omaha? I thought it was great. I was incredibly busy for the the two weeks that we were there but like the little amount of time that i got to like go out in that city it was kind of awesome kind of kicked ass i imagine it's weird the other 50 weeks of the year when there's not the world series there last super bowl yak was goaded yeah that was a great time too but la is just not la wasn't a great host city for that.

I don't know. Hard to explain. Is this a sneaky 12-hour? No, I'm going to get out of here soon, but there's still a lot of people here. New Orleans is a fucking dump. A fun one, but only for 48 hours. Yeah, I can see where that might get exhausting, but I the food the food's good the nightlife was good also when there's an event like final four there like everybody was there for the final four and you could tell like houston this year was

so much worse for that favorite out of order sketch so far i thought the american streamer was something that you could see on like a very professional sketch show. Not saying that they're not like, I think that they're well on their way to that, but that was like so well done and really, really funny. TJ to LA. True. You guys got me there

What is doing social? Is it just promoting on Twitter, Instagram, etc? Like take like the Barstool Sportsbook socials Or take the Yak socials Like somebody has to get all the clips out That we post and also There's like sponsored social tweets that go out and other posts and just like keeping it unique and growing the pages. Yeah.

Welcome to Moe's. Great sketch. I was stunned that they were allowed to do that and use the logos and stuff. I don't know if they just did that and And they are asking for forgiveness. Rather than permission. But that was fucking hilarious though. What will you miss most about New York when you move to Chicago? Just being close to home. But it was a no brainer for me to go.

I'm not going to leave this show. In somebody else's hands. You have to pry the yak from my cold dead hands. No matter what I'm doing. I'll be pry the yak from my cold, dead hands. No matter what I'm doing, I'll be doing the yak. Do you have any winners for this weekend? I think that there's a realistic chance, and I said this on TitusPod, subscribe to the pod,

that the Kings win Game 4 to go up 3-1 and then lose the series. You heard it here first. Any plans for Barstool's 20th anniversary? Yes. I will not spoil anything. Here comes Jack Mack walking down the hallway. Jack Mack just hit 500k on TikTok. Hey.

What is that? Bro, Tart came through, bro. They gave me the Tart 1s. What does that mean? What size shoe you wear? 11. Yo, these are yours. What the fuck are those? You want you wear? 11 Yo, these are yours What the fuck are those?

You want to wear these? They, Tart sent them But I, I, they sent two pairs I'm a ten and a half Who sent them? Tart What is Tart? You know the place that did like the trip

And I did the, uh I did the TikTok on them Alex Earl, like they went to Dubai What? And they sent that, yeah. They just sent it. What the fuck? Look at these.

The top one, the purple. Real. What does Jack might have to say about the world? No face. Speak into the mic, Jack Mack. Thick, Mack. Say less. What up, guys? to say about the world no face speaking to the mic jack mac thick mac say less what up guys shout out to uh um tj i know this is a uh solo stream so i'll get out pussy you flip mac

interesting that was a solo stream guys let's give it up in the chat for Jack Mack. 500K on TikTok. I'm not a fan of that guy. I can't decide if I like Jack Mack. All right, Bert Reynolds. I like Jack Mack. Yeah. What a guy. Put him on the wheel.

Being the sneaker guy is almost over it. Yeah, I like New Balances now. I like the Action Bronson New Balances. Even though they're ugly as fuck. 19 viewers on Twitch and 4,500 on YouTube. Shout out to the two dozen people that watch on Twitch. I don't know why we stream on there, if we're being quite honest. Take Derek White 25 plus points with the boys.

The music stopped? No, it didn't. Hey, free shoes are free shoes. I bet your folks will miss you. Damn, that's kind of going to make me cry. I'm an hour 20 behind. There's no way he's still alive. Yeah, bro.

Can I be the tightest social intern? We got dudes. Is Yak your favorite show to do? Yeah. Favorite Rutgers moment? The buzzer beater, Ron Harper Jr. over number one Purdue. I think you guys could do more on Twitch, but the Yak itself probably doesn't make sense. It could make sense to do

on Twitch, but the audience is built up on YouTube already. Like, it wouldn't make sense for us to dump the audience on YouTube. Perfect game through seven for the Cubs. Ooh, come to Canada? All right. Plane tickets to Chicago are cheap, though? Yeah, that's the thing.

It's like there's 60 flights a day between New York and Chicago, or New Jersey and Chicago, and New York and Chicago. So I'm not worried about it. I can make it home by dinner if I left right now. Have you ever had bone marrow in, like, pasta dishes and stuff? That kind of gives me the fucking squeamish watching them cut the shit out of the bone. Favorite Zin flavor? I don't Zin.

Everything else on YouTube anyways, too? Yeah, it's not exactly easy to convert viewers across platforms. Like it wouldn't work out really well. Plus we want to focus on one thing and YouTube's the most important to grow right now for brand health. When are you throwing out the first pitch at Bainton? I did get a DM the other day about doing that again. So hopefully in a couple weeks. Are you going to pay for a blue check?

Nah, that doesn't affect me. YouTube is a W, you can't rewind on Twitch. Yeah, there's a lot on YouTube that you can't do, that you can't on Twitch. But our audience is here. They actually say fuck the audience on YouTube and Twitch and go to kick. Yeah, no. No shot. It was hard enough to convert people into making YouTube accounts.

We're not going to have them try and make accounts on a website that might not exist in a month. Bye, you, bro. 4.30pm office is fucking empty TJ deserves throwing the first pitch at Yankee Stadium facts stadium. Facts. All right. I think I'm going to wrap it up. I appreciate everybody

that came through everybody that sent stuff. You guys have goes to the goats. Maybe I will make this a semi-regular thing. Probably not, but this was fun. I will say this.

I do want to get back into streaming at some point because I think it's a good way to talk to the audience, gauge ideas, figure out what works, what doesn't work, that sort of thing. Still, there's over 4,000 people watching this for two hours or an hour. It's crazy. So thank you guys. I hope everybody has a good weekend.

If you have a roofball house, hit me up on Twitter. It's just my name, TJ Hitchings. We will come to one of your houses and play roofball within the next two months, probably. So if you want me to come to your house,

wait. Alright. See you guys on Monday. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. Bye.