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Episode Date: November 12, 2021

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Oh, yo, Rude Boy Camp. Frank is here, by the way. He's back from Miami. He's going to be on Good Behavior today. I love Frank. I'm happy to see him back. Frank, yesterday it was decided that Brandon's the rudest guy in the office.

Do you think that's true? Do you think that's true? Hmm. And we also had a discussion about your demeanor that you are sometimes rude but not like in a mean way you're not trying to be mean about it that's just your you know you're just living life as frank yes matter of frank yep oh sass gonna move is ron not here today? Why are you moving? All right, so Owen, Sass, Frank, Brandon. This is just a prelim to Dave's 2 p.m. press conference.

The opening act. It's the opening act, getting everyone warmed up. It's like the pregame. Yeah, we're fired up. All right, let me get this tweet out. I'm going to be doing a professional wrestling Instagram live at 2 o'clock if anybody wants to watch. We're all going to be tuning into Prez, bro.

I apologize for being late. That's okay. Apology accepted. We were very mad. Yeah, I figured. I want Roan to come in so we can talk about last night. He crushed it. Oh, yeah.

So Roan was with Shane Gillis and Matt, the other guy. Yeah. The other guy, yeah. I don't know his last name. It was great? Yeah, it was hysterical. That's guy, yeah. I don't know his last name. It was great? Yeah, it was hysterical. That's awesome. Yeah.

Look at Roan. Look at you guys just doing... Very funny. We've had tickets to that show for like two months now. Yeah. And I texted Roan asking like... Hold on, hold on.

Let's go ahead. Hey, what's up, dude? Hey. Your ears burning? Yeah. You guys just talking about me? They are. We're talking about me? They are.

Talking about how sick you did last night? We were saying you crushed it. I just had a meeting with Erica. We had lunch. Oh, no way. Jersey Jerry's not going to be happy about that. Why? Because he wants to take her out to lunch. He wants to take her out to lunch, remember?

We just had pizza. You wanted sushi with her. Well, that's probably some kind of reference that's beyond the pale for Jersey Jerry. But it was great We talked about How good I did last night Yeah Me and Erica Yeah

How good did you do Pretty good Yeah he crushed it It was fun So you didn't tell these guys No he didn't know until Oh He didn't know until yesterday

Cause Liam texted me He was like I'm at dinner with Shane Gillis I was like what And he's like Oh yeah Roan was just a special guest On their show

Yeah They didn't really Like they He asked me at 10 o'clock The night before And I was like, what? And he's like, oh, yeah, Roan was just a special guest on their show. Yeah, they didn't really like they he asked me at 10 o'clock the night before. And I was like, yeah, no problem. That's fucking sick, dude. And so they didn't really promote it. But the right wing comedy scene. Shane is very, very funny. And then we followed him around the whole night.

His part of his posse, his stand up, his YouTube stand up, which I think is his pin tweet is incredible. So go watch it. I watched it twice. No big deal. How many times did you watch it, Seth? Twice. Wow. So if I watch it tonight, I'm a bigger Shane Gillis fan. But he didn't finish the first time. Oh, so I'm actually a bigger Shane Gillis fan. We were having a rough week, me and Owen,

and we both were tuned out, and then the second time I watched it, I was dying. Actually, I've seen it three times. I watched it with Roan, too. Oh, shit. We did watch it together in Penn State. We had a bunch of mics. Yeah, so you crushed it last night? That's it. I don't know if I crushed it, but it was fun, though.

You crushed it. It was like I played a facilitating role to the boys, made the boys funny. You are the ultimate glue guy. I'm a glue guy. I've oftentimes said that. John Stockton. I'll pass first. He is the ultimate glue guy.

Pass first. Frank, good to see you, Frank. Frank is back. Yes, back from Miami, back from Florida. I thought you were double dipping this week, though, going to two games. I thought about doing it, but let's face it, Dolphins are going to get creamed by the Ravens. Yeah, it's a great hat, Frank. Secondly, I'm moving this weekend.

Thanks for being here, Ron. Oh, shit. Congrats. The movers come on Monday to get the big stuff and I want to try to get as much stuff out over the next three days as possible.

Yeah. My bobbleheads, my, I got about, I got about a good half of my baseball cards. Frank, if there were a fire

in your house, what's the one thing you would grab first? Jesus. Yeah. It's a tough one. It's a little dark. I'd grab my Xbox.

I think you've got to just go down with the ship like the band of the Titanic. Just die with all the stuff. It's been a pleasure playing with you guys. Yes. What is it? What's the answer? Maybe my 1986 Met Yearbook autographed by Gary Carter and my 1962 Met Yearbook. Okay.

That's a good answer. Two yearbooks? Big Cat, you're all vested up. Yeah, so you're probably like, hey, Big Cat, what are you doing right now? Well, one, I used to be a vest guy, and two, I'm now back to being a vest guy because I have to stay ahead of the curve and the curve is named Brandon Walker. So he copies everything I wear. That's not true. I will have to stay ahead of him.

That's not true at all. I'm going back to flannels this winter. I'm going back to vests. Not true. I'm going to maybe have to, if he comes in with a vest and a flannel, I'm going to have to probably start wearing a fucking tuxedo every day. You got to head fake him and just make him wear something bad and be like, wait, I'm not actually wearing that. Make him vest it in fitted

tuxedo details. The Muggsies was when I was like, that was... They sent me the... It's like the old... They sponsored the college football show now. It's the old Holocaust saying, first they came for the Jordan 1s and I didn't say anything. You invited me, you told me these are blazers.

Then they came for the Muggsies. You don't wear blazers. They came for everything. I have a pair of blazers. I have those exact shoes. But you don't have these. You say Maroons. Why would you have Maroons? You say Maroons are terrible. That's you, Jack, and me. I've had those for my entire life. That's not true at all. Muggsy is born with

size 12 Maroons. Okay, first of all, we're probably going to do an every later, but Muggsies are incredible. You guys have said they're the most comfortable jeans. I put them on. They're the most comfortable. Let's just get the ad read out of the way. Do the ad read. I'm not even going to read the fucking ad.

No, do the ad. I'm going to do the ad. I'm not going to read anything. I'm going to tell you that they sent me these jeans the other day, and I put them on, and I was like, oh, fuck. These are the most comfortable. And I look like Big Cat. I don't care about that.

I'm wearing a hoodie. Everybody wears hoodies. No, no, no, no. I look like Big Cat. I don't care about that. I'm wearing a hoodie. Everybody wears hoodies. No, no, no, no. I'm the hoodie guy. You don't get to be the hoodie guy. I'm kidding. So, yeah, but anyway, everything that they tell you, all these ads about Muggsy jeans are fucking correct.

These jeans are comfortable as hell. They don't feel like jeans. They're incredible. And I've known these guys forever. They actually, like, way back in the day. So a friend of a friend, they're Chicago guys, a friend of a friend hooked me up with them. Like, 2013, when we did small advertising everywhere, they've grown as we've grown. They're the best.

They are literally the best. And for a limited time only, the entire store. Sometimes it's funnier if you pretend you have a pussy. The entire store is 25% off for early Black Friday shoppers. Love it. You don't want to miss this. Get every kind. You know what?

Jeans dot com. You know what I think about Mugsy jeans is and they kind of go either way. Yeah, it is over. They kind of feel. Yes. Thank you, Sass. Yeah. This is officially no longer Mugsy ad time.

Frank, go ahead. They kind of feel almost like you're wearing sweatpants. Yeah. Add back on. That's bad. Go ahead. They kind of feel almost like you're wearing sweatpants. Yeah. Add back on. That's bad. Game on. They've got to be like that. No, I'm dressed up.

I had my first ever parent-teacher conference today. Oh, wow. Which was ridiculous because it's like he's two and a half. They were like, he's really fun. He's fun. You ever go into a parent-teacher conference when you're younger and you know it's going to be fucked? Oh, yeah. You know you're done.

What do you mean? As a parent or as a kid? As a kid. I remember my mom would bring me and I would just wait outside and I was like, I know this is going to be bad. This is not going to go well. This is the two worlds colliding. Yeah, yeah. Shit.

What are they going to tell me? It's like the moment you realized when there's like a distinct moment i don't know maybe when you're like eight or nine and you realize that your parents actually talk yeah like you tell one of them a lie the other one they're like no he told you like fuck like when i go to sleep at night they they talk about this you're reporting on everything i've done this is fucked I thought I was getting over here. Damn. Yeah.

Brandon, you've obviously had to go to a gang of them. Yeah, I've been to a bunch of them. They are what they are, right? Two and a half is way too young. It was literally, he's fun, he likes to dance, he likes arts and crafts, and he should stop shitting his pants. There's the pre-planned ones that's where we draw the line there's the ones that they dictate you know once a once a quarter once a semester one you got to come and those are boring but there's the ones where his behavior or

something has dictated the fact that you got to come those are the different ones have you ever gotten a call home uh no not yet my kids generally well behaved i i've gotten some notes on tommy tommy likes to sleep in class. Tommy comes up with some imaginative things that the teachers don't really like. That scare the teachers. The gold standard? You can't arrest someone

for their imagination. He has been sent home for fomenting insurrection a couple times. Creed thoughts? Even for the internet? It's pretty shocking. Dude, I think he's a free thinker. I think you've got to foster that. I think that you need to.

Oh, we are. Despite the parakeet's comments. Let him keep on watching the conspiracy videos until 4 in the morning that are making him fall asleep. I mean, you guys don't know this, but Tommy homeschools now. Get him on more and more. Yes, Tommy homeschools. And Tommy, we have Tommy on a different education.

He's learning about things he wants to learn about. Yes. And everything he's supposed to learn about. So he's doing some things. He's going to be a genius. Is there a vaccine mandate? At my house? There's not.

It'd be funny if Tommy was like, I'm not coming to this school anymore. I'd fucking quit. But it's house. It's home. Yeah, no. And he likes it. It works for him. In fact, I take him to the bookstore every Friday night

to pick the subjects he wants to learn about that. How does that work, though? When you get homeschooled, isn't there still a curriculum that you have to do? Yeah, you have to hit certain benchmarks, yeah. I was going to ask something, but I'm not going to ask you. Critical race? Like every kid has a crush on one of their teachers. Or teachers just get hotter when you're around them all the time.

So you're asking, does he have a crush on his mom or me? Is that what you're asking? You know, everyone had that first crush on a teacher. I remember my boy Oedipus had that fucking crush on a teacher. Oh, yeah. Oedipus always had. It was his downfall. Yeah.

My close friend Oedipus. That dude got mad horny. He was crushed out. Oh, fuck. No, that's awesome. What are some things that he's selected to be like, I'm going to learn about this? Is there a Joe Rogan's podcast hour? He's into planets right now.

I bet you there's someone out there that's homeschooling their children just through Joe Rogan podcasts. I think that person would be okay. Now, Brandon, when you're teaching him about the planets, what is the seventh planet? Oh. Stumped. Got it. Stump uh saturn is six so it's uh it's uranus oh a double whammy some trivia with a punch fantastic we should should we address yesterday's the ending of the show the rude the? Well, Zah's already apologized. Oh, he did?

Yeah, he apologized to me for fucking it up. I think he did. I didn't apologize. Oh, there we go. I did not apologize. You said you messed up. No, I did not say I messed up. I obviously won the Rudolph.

I won the Rudolph. It was easy, and Zah fucked it up, whether he did it intentionally to cover for his best friend Nate or whether he did it unintentionally. I don't know, but I won. You saw it. I saw it did not win you don't get to you don't get to put me on the rude boy cam every everyone was playing with the same level playing field nate also had thoughts it's a slight delay plus you also didn't get i've watched the clip several times you didn't come to the exact answer roan was the one that said overstay no but staying would have worked all you had to do was type staying it would have there were multiple answers overstay was the right answer we don't know that it would have

corrected staying would have worked you said staying too long right that was typing that out roan interjected with like four or five seconds but roan wasn't playing the game i was playing the game he shouldn't listen to roan wasn't an option overstay was the was the option so we're going to that i want everybody knows i want maybe want. Maybe we need to just keep playing until we get that exact question again. Yes. Then staying too long, type that in, and see if it answers it. It's the only vindication you can get. TJ, you're my producer on the Brandon Walker House Football Show.

Why do you keep doing the rude boy camp? I'm producing the act right now. TJ. TJ. I thought this basketball was back. Oh, are they back? Yes. What's his name there for like the 10th year?

Harper. Yeah. Geo Baker. Oh, Geo Baker and Harper, right? Yeah, those are my boys. Are they still there? Yeah. They have been there so long.

I guess I can't speak because Brad Davidson is literally in his ninth year. Yeah, Ron Harper Jr. has been there forever. That's the homie. That's the homieie We stormed the court Dude, that Houston loss was so bad Oh yeah I just did I lost a bitcoin on that

I just told you about it I lost one tenth of a bitcoin I want to storm a court this year We're doing it Have you ever done Silent Night? No, where's that? It's December 10th It's a small school in Pennsylvania We're doing it. We're bringing it back. I'm going to come to one. Have you ever done Silent Night? Will you? You've done Silent Night? No. Where's that?

It's December 10th at Taylor University. It's a small school in Pennsylvania, right? Oh, I thought there was one in Arizona or some shit, too. I think it's in Pennsylvania. Grand Canyon? Do they do one? Grand Canyon has something. They do a disco. They do an EDM concert.

Silent Night is a small college. I need to... What do they do? Just don't say anything? Until the 10th point. That's when they go crazy. They don't say a word. Nobody in the stands.

And when they score a 10th point, the game stops and they all... There's like an official's timeout. They don't even penalize anybody. They respect the tradition. So I should... It's like Nebraska with the red balloons. It would be a quick video, though, wouldn't it? Like what happens after that?

Oh, it's a long storming of the court. Oh, wow, wow, wow. Yeah, everybody runs on the court, goes nuts. We could show that, couldn't we? An old silent night? We should be able to show that. Yeah, let's go to that. That's a good wow, wow. Yeah, everybody runs on the court, goes nuts. We could show that, couldn't we? An old silent night? We should be able to show that. Yeah, let's go to that. That's a good idea, Brandon.

In Nebraska, do they hold the red balloons? Like, if they don't score in the entire first half, they just keep holding them? You know, in Nebraska, they let go of the red balloons when they score? I don't know. Destroy the fucking environment. 99?

God damn it. If you said it in German, I think it would have popped. I thought it popped. There we go. Nobody's talking. Nobody's talking. People are talking. What's that fucking guy trying to do?

Pull everyone back. Yeah, but they take the floor. There they go. They take the floor. That's sick. We should do that. We should do that take the court. There they go. That's sick. We should do that. We should do that on the show. But the players and the coaches should not talk. They got to communicate on the court.

You got to call out picks. It's a deaf college, too. Is it? That would be very funny. Oh, wait. We had a proposal? Oh, my God. It's on the same day as Ruffer Rowdy this year. Oh. Oh wait we had a proposal Oh my god It's on the same day

It's rough and rowdy this year Oh That's nice Rough and rowdy Oh those disciples are eating The apostles are scooping cereal She didn't say yes very fast Cause she's in college

She's not trying to get married The fuck Who are these guys I don't know They've been circling though Hey boys Good to see you fellas Salute boys

Fantastic They're here for the 2 o'clock show Yeah Dave David 2 o'clock It will be interesting It is The whole thing is It is crazy

I don't know What do you think it's going to be Frank I picture this being like 2 o'clock. Dave closing the door and going, I actually just told this meme on Twitter, by the way. Closing the door, like in the Bronx salesman. Now you can't leave. That's the one Dave posted himself.

Yeah, he posted it. And I was the fat guy. Do you know the M.O.? I do. Okay. I do, too. He told me directly. I just think that it is crazy because Dave will do his press conference at 2 o'clock,

and Dave can speak for himself because it's his issue that he's defending himself and his honor. It's just nuts because I know the reaction will be like, oh, well, he could have done it. You know what I mean? Right. And it's such bullshit that people can post these things online and then when proven to not be 100% true or even a little bit true, they basically don't have any repercussions

and they can just keep going with their life and be like, yeah, well, he probably would have been a sexual assault. Well, they also got to live for a week in the reality they created for themselves. Right. Of him being this person. And if you just show them facts the other way, they're just like, oh, we don't care. We read the first article and that one stands.

It's insane. Isn't that how Brian Williams from NBC got like demoted or let go or whatever? Like he kind of fabricated part of the story about like getting shots. Yeah. That was the shot. Yeah, that was the... The TV. Yeah. But this is like very pointed towards Dave.

They did eight months of research and Dave was able to find, you know, I mean, I'm not going to, he's going to speak for himself, but like he was able to find some things that if you are a real journalist and you are trying to write a story that could potentially take down an entire company in person, you'd think that they would do a little bit of backstory research on some of these things. And Dave did it in like three days. That's crazy. And then there's no repercussions whatsoever for doing it this way. Do you remember Michael Irvin when he got charged with – well, there were talks that he might have been involved in this sexual assault thing.

And there was big headlines, papers, and then about two weeks later, it all fell apart. The whole story fell apart. And then Michael Irvin is coming out there and goes, why aren't you all out carrying the same intensity? The same intensity. I want three-inch headlines. Three-inch headlines. And he goes, don't lose that intensity.

Dude, I mean, it's very similar to, I mean, it's not exactly apples to apples, but like Patrick Kane, if you walk down the street and ask 10 people, I'd say probably eight people out of 10 would still say like, oh, yeah, he's a rapist. It's like, well, that story fell apart. Like, what are we talking about? So, yeah, I don't know. We'll let Dave defend himself and do it. Two o'clock.

I think it's going to be on all of our platforms everywhere. Everything. YouTube, Facebook and the blog. So it'll be interesting. I think it's going to be on all of our platforms. Everywhere. Everything. YouTube, Facebook, and the blog. So it'll be interesting. We'll play some Dashboard Confessional. Yeah. Vindicated.

Tomorrow, though, we were just talking about this, Rowan. We've got to leave early. Yeah, 8 a.m. We have to be at the office. Okay, so here's why. Why are they doing this to us, though? But I don't. Here's why we got to go. So early.

Sass needs to sleep. His brain is growing. Like, what are we doing? Here's why we got to go early, Sass, because it's deep in New Jersey. We're not talking Nutley, Fred. I heard it's like deep. It's like 65 miles into New Jersey. New Jersey's not a deep state.

I don't know. What town is it? Do you know the town? The reason why I told Hank, so I'm partially to blame for the early start, but I think that was a smart move for the collective because I had a thought of us trying to leave deep in New Jersey to get back to New York on a Friday. Oh, that would have sucked. At like 4 o'clock, and I would have KMSed.

We're definitely going to be back by like 8, right? How many podcasts? No, the whole reason we're leaving this early is that we're going to be done by 1 o'clock. Oh, okay, perfect. Because I didn't want to go through traffic, which would have been horrendous. Yeah, that would have been. It would have been way worse. Status has a spot at the stand.

That's why. So it's actually better. Well, I had to cancel the last two, so I don't want to have to cancel this. Well, no, that's why when we initially were planning than cancel the last two so I don't want to cancel it well no that's why when we initially were planning it was like oh we'll be there we'll do

it at like from like 11 o'clock I was like but then we'll leave at 3 30 from New Jersey we'll be fucked we'll get up

early we'll have some breakfast tomorrow with Francis are you yeah he's gonna meet Francis for the first time

yeah yeah so go buy tickets for that if you want to come see it support Francis, bro. You're not allowed to do that, bro. Now, you know, while you're in Jersey, there's a lot of good diners. Oh, yeah.

Some good diners. That's true. That's true. Greek diners. Jersey diners. What nationality has the best diners? Greek? There's some good...

Jewish? Jewish. Jewish has good diners. Greek. Italians? Are they Greek diners? I feel like there's a good... Jewish? Jewish. Jewish has good diners. Greek. Italians? Are they Greek diners? I feel like there's a lot of Greek diners. Aren't diners very, like...

Aren't diners just very American? No, a lot are Greek. Really? I think there is a strong Greek contingent of diners. There's a German diner in your whole apartment. A lot of Greek people tend to buy diners. I never understood it why, but you know... Drawn to it.

Drawn to diners. I met a Greek man last night. How was it? Good. Stavros? No, it was a different Greek man. John Stamos? The only one I know.

Stamos? Was it John Stamos? Look at this. It's time for Francis to get a new picture. Look at my headshot. Taking on the photo booth. Was that taken today? No.

Francis, is that? That's taken in the upstairs room. That's old. I want to catch Aaron Berg's set. That picture's old and creepy. Aaron that taken today? No. Francis, that's... That's taken in the upstairs room. I want to catch Aaron Berg's set. That picture's old and creepy. Aaron Berg is like ridiculously funny. Francis' picture is very creepy right there. Because he doesn't have to present that creepily.

Yeah. Dun, dun, dun. It's like he's got a little... What's up with that? Is there some face tune or makeup or what's going on? His eyes? He wanted to highlight the eyes. He wanted to highlight how blue his eyes were by the shirt and the lighting.

He's like leaning towards the camera. I feel uncomfortable. Yeah, good jawline. Strong jawline. But when you lean forward and smile, it looks inherently creepy. And he should know that. He kind of looks like a guy that I don't know. Is going to run at you with a knife.

Yeah. I remember one time at the old office when Francis was there I was making some sort of crack. He was on the elevator stepped out of the elevator saw me and went back on the elevator.

Oh really? Yeah, that was actually shown on stool scenes. He just Abe Simpson'd out of there? Yep. That'll be good, though. Francis is very funny. He needs to get a new cover picture.

I'll tell him that next time I see him. I hope this clip finds him. Francis, we will... Well, he's a good-looking dude. I don't know why that's not a good-looking picture. That looks like he's trying to be a teen model for Old Navy, but he's 35 years old. But a predator with the one who was taking the pictures for him. Yeah, he's like, no, I can play a 16-year-old.

I got this. He's like, no, dude, you're not 16. Yeah. Buy one, get one free. He should show off his chest muscles in his picture. He's got rippling pecs. Yeah, he's whole. Rippling pecs go to waste.

Legs for days. Put your legs in your head shot. Just have it be a leg shot. Yeah, just a calf shot. That would be his fucking... Or at least his quads or something like that. A muscle that you have to develop that he could take pride in. That'll be fun, Sass.

Yeah, I'm excited. I'm excited that you're excited. Thank you. You had to get up at the stand, bro. Can I get some bees? You gotta get up there. Why? Because you guys used the last one.

There were two of them. I know, and I never... It should be under that seat if you want it. It is under that seat. I see it. Is it? It's on the other side, Rowan. Two bees a little.

Far side? Yep. Reach there. You'll have it in a second. Nope, nope. You've moved the chair over the top of it. Yeah, but tomorrow's going to suck. It's really early.

We're driving. If you want to... Oh, you'd have to come to Brooklyn. Come to Brooklyn. Oh, really? You guys aren'd have to come to New York To Brooklyn Come to Brooklyn Oh really You guys aren't going to take the van No Come on

So who's in the van Dude You Just you Just me Yes They needed to set up a transport for you No I'm sure

Well no Hank's going to drive Oh you're kidding me No no PFT said he's going to Uber there So it's just going to be me In the van Yeah But you go to Brooklyn Leave with them Go spend the night with Big Cat If I go to Brooklyn No, no, PFT said he's going to Uber there. So it's just going to be me in the van? Yeah.

But you go to Brooklyn and leave with them. Go spend the night with Big Cat. If I go to Brooklyn, then I'm going to have to wake up so early. Yeah, no, don't go to Brooklyn. It would be a bad idea. You got to just stay at the office. Sleep at the office tonight. Stay in Mantis' room.

Have you never stayed at the office overnight? Why would I stay at the office? What would be the point in staying at the office? I live like a block away. Also, that one guy looks... I don't want to say it. They're definitely all hockey players. I don't want to say it.

You're saying he looks like Rittenhouse? He looks exactly like Rittenhouse! Does he not look like Rittenhouse? No, he does. Rittenhouse is here! From does. He does look like Rittenhouse. Rittenhouse is here for Dave's big announcement. It's going to be a double. It's going to be Dave and Rittenhouse freed in the same day. People were saying Owen looked like Rittenhouse last night.

I don't think that's true. Tim Dillon told me that. That guy looks like Rittenhouse. It was the fit that he was wearing, though. He had the Rittenhouse fit on. Who are they? Do you want Rittenhouse? No, I don't want Rittenhouse. No, no, no, no, no, wearing, though. He had the Rittenhouse fit on. Who are they? Do you want Rittenhouse? No, I don't want Rittenhouse.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Let me get my eye out real quick. Why? Come on, get him in here. Are they all viceroys? I don't know. Probably. It's making me uncomfortable.

We're the Kenosha viceroys. He looks just like him. Does he not? He's in better shape, I guess, than Rittenhouse is. Well, Rittenhouse hasn't been able to work out for a while It was funny watching some people Like figure it out online that Rittenhouse There were some memes going around that were very funny

People being like wait Rittenhouse Killed white people And they're like I'm out Oh man You're overbeating again. No, yesterday was a slow burn, and it felt awesome for a long time. That judge is wild. That cookie magazine he had open.

Did you see that? No, I didn't see it. I think it was a downtime, but he was just perusing a cookie magazine. There's cookie magazines? What the fuck? Can you find the picture of the cookie magazine? This is one of those ones that forget the nature of the case and everything, the seriousness, all these things. It's just a hilarious picture to be a man looking at a cookie magazine.

Like, that's just a funny fucking picture. Frank, you used to work in a courthouse. Were judges often perusing cookie magazines? Did judges like cookies? I think you could have any grown man look at a cookie magazine. It'd be a funny picture. Seriously. Yeah.

What are you doing? Just looking at my cookie menu. You know that the holidays are coming. Yeah, you got to get your cookies. Maybe he's getting ready to order cookie packages. They're starting to sell Christmas trees on fucking 6th Street today. There's a magazine that has candies that you can sell. cookie packages. They're starting to sell Christmas trees on fucking 6th Street today. Oh, fuck. They have, there's a magazine that has like candies

that you can sell and then they have the cheese magazine. Cheese? Why don't you just go to the grocery store? They got cheese magazines? No, this is for people

who send out gifts, gifts of food. Oh, I got you. That makes sense. Okay. So he's shopping for others. And then they have like the sausage magazine.

I mean, that one, that could go either way, Frank. I mean, So he's shopping for others. Didn't they have the sausage magazine? I mean, that one, I could go either way, Frank. I mean, there's lots of food packages you could send for the holidays. It kind of looks like a holiday catalog. Yeah. Just thinking about cheeses for the homies. See what homies you could buy

some sausage for. Yeah, you could buy the cheese and the crackers. Frank, do you want any sausage for Christmas? What do you want for Christmas? What's on your list? Some sausage. Just like a ringlet of sausage. I don't know what's on my list yet.

I'm thinking of things I need. Yeah? A spatula? Once I finally move in and get settled. Frank, I'd like to get you a gift. How about a housewarming party, Frank? Name it. Housewarming party's a great idea.

Frank, you should do a housewarming party, Frank? Name it. Maybe a housewarming party is a great idea. Frank, you should do a housewarming party, but you also should do maybe like one of those Amazon porn star lists where it's like, here's what all my fans could get me.

Yeah. A Frank's Holiday Registry. Yeah. Let's see if we can get some gifts from Frank. Let's see who's really your fan. Yeah. Let's see who really is...

Well, once I get settled in, I'll figure out what I need. Okay. That should be by Wednesday. Maybe a warm... That's a... That... Frank?

Yeah. Come on. All right. When was the last time you moved? 13 years ago. Yeah. You're not going to be settling in for three days. You've been out of the game, my friend.

Moving is... The worst part about moving is not the actual move. It's finishing the move and being like, oh, fuck, I'm still not moved in for another two or three weeks. Years. Getting comfortable and yeah. Boxes just unpacked. Shit just everywhere. Well, last night I

bought over a lot of my cooking utensils. I'm telling you, Frank, I'm telling you, it's the worst. You got a muffin tray? A week later you're still just missing shit. No. You don't have a muffin tray? I haven later, you're still just missing shit. No. You don't have a muffin tray? I haven't made any muffins in a while.

Maybe that's what I'll get you. Okay. I'll go halfsies. On a muffin tray? What about... No, you get him a cupcake tray. I'll get him a muffin tray.

I'll get him a cupcake. You get a cupcake tray. Stop being rude. You can't go halfsies on a fucking muffin tray. What are you getting for him? I'll get him something, but to suggest

you're going halfsies on a fucking muffin tray. A clear toaster? You cheap motherfuckers. I can barely see you right now. That's fine. Yeah, it's caking on. That's just shocking that you would say that.

I'm going to get him some mugsies. Yeah. Frank has mugsies. Yeah. Yeah. My eyes burn. Yeah. Let me get that back on.

I want to reapply. I got a little eye twitch, too. I've been working on an eye twitch the last few days. Did any of you guys sign up for a massage? I got one the other day. Oh, upstairs. Apparently, I was the only content guy that got a massage. Of course you were.

I don't know why everybody else didn't sign up. We got free massages in the office. Yeah, but you got to enroll for insurance or some shit. They're trying to scam you. No, you don't. Yeah, they scam you. They had smoothies and massages.

Dude, anytime they're giving away free massages. You have to make a bar stool credit card. Yeah. Oh, you got this fleece blanket. Word on the street was,

so it was a chair massage where you like go face down. Word on the street was, Brandon asked, how do I do this? What do you mean? I'd never been in a chair. I'd never gotten a massage. I said, how do I sit in this chair do you mean? I'd never been in a chair. I'd never gotten a massage.

I said, how do I sit in this chair? Brandon got naked. You started taking off your pants. I didn't know how to sit in the massage chair. I think that's a standard question. Was it a man's hands or a woman's hands? It's Dave and Erica doing the massage. There's two men and a woman.

I chose the woman. Oh, you got to use a man's hands, bro. No, she was rough. She was rough. You need those big masculine hands to beat you up. I've never gotten a massage. Really? No.

Your muscles are too tender and not stressed. Yeah, you're still veal. Yeah. I would love a back massage. Some good old veal. Go get one. Today's the day. Veal parmesan.

I'm good. You're fucking veal, my dog. Who are these kids? I'm dying to know. It's Rittenhouse Rittenhouse and the boys Sounds like a polka band Bluegrass band

Rittenhouse and the boys They are milling about though They're very very curious People signed that shit in 2017 Before we were even getting guests Rittenhouse knows he's on camera Not the first time not the first time

I don't like I didn't like that smurf that's what I'm saying we shouldn't have him in here alright here we go that's that was like a hero

oh those eyes Jesus Christ there's the star of the show those eyes are beautiful a little cold sore on his chin he got in a scuffle when someone tried

to break in. Oh, yeah. His eyes are incredible. He asked me where I live this morning and then proceeded to tell me that someone got stabbed to death like four blocks away from our apartment today.

Where do you guys live? I don't know. This is back-to-back days. It sounds like it's a similar group. Damn. Owen, you nervous? I feel like Owen would just get stabbed he'd be like okay i got stabbed today sass would get like tripped and he'd be like

if i got stabbed like sass no one tripped you just you just missed the curve oh my god oh he gets stabbed right he's like i'm good like, I'm good. I'm good. Let's still go to dinner. Mikey Fowler was telling us a story last night. He got like arrested for something, doing something drunk. But they shot him with like a beanbag gun. Yeah. 40 minutes later, they're like, do you know what happened? He's like, yes, I was shot. He thought there was a bullet in his leg the whole time.

Oh my God. In the back of the cop car, yeah. You shot me. You fucking shot me. He does have... He has strong legs. Fowler has some fucking... He's got soccer legs. He's a good athlete.

He played... When we played basketball, he was a good basketball player. He gets to the cup. Dude, Malik Monk last night, dude. Did anybody watch the End of Night Lakers game last night? I did not. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Malik Monk is not leading the fucking headlines of last night's NBA action.

Yes, dude. What is? How about Frank Kaminsky? Oh, okay. Dropping 31 on them. That is pretty, I mean, Frank Kaminsky is going to have a long career. Dude, 31. I think he was like 12 for 18 shooting.

Really? Efficiency. I love Kaminsky, but I love Monk, too, dude. What'd he do? He was just, he had like 27. He put up 20. He was leading the Lakers. Yeah, he stopped 31. But he was playing crunch time for the Lake Show.

For the Lake Show? He was on the Lake Show, dude. It's not some... But I mean, I respect them both, dude. Utmost respect for both of them. Also, Caruso had six steals. Did you see that? Caruso was good last night.

Caruso was fucking... I love Caruso. Did you see that the NBA, you know, they're coming out with those remixed jerseys this year, right? Yeah. The referees are coming out with purple and yellow remixed jerseys. Frank, if what happened to the Bears on Monday night happened to one of your teams, I think you would have died. I mean, that was some of the worst officiating I've ever seen.

Yeah, you would have died. I mean, the fact that they called taunting for the spin kick. Mm-hmm. And correct me if I'm wrong, wasn't Justin Fields hit after? Multiple times. Multiple steps. I mean, the referee should have just borne black and yellow. I mean, it was really that bad.

Yep. Seriously. You would have bit a hole through your hat. It would have been bad. black and yellow. I mean, it was really that bad. Yep. Seriously. You would have bit a hole through your hat. It would have been bad. Black and yellow. Huh. You know what it is. Well,

has the Cam Newton I'm Coming Home video dropped yet? Oh, that's a good question. Could be momentarily. He signed again

second time in 10 years. What a, where is this press conference thing being filmed? I think he's going to CNN headquarters. No, he's here. Fox News. Just in his office.

Where do you think it's going to be filmed? I was asking if it was going to be filmed. I meant, is it going to be filmed in his office or in the main area? I think it's in one of the studios. Triple S studio. Is there going to be a crowd? I don't think so. Would you like to be in the crowd? I would. Just sneak in with

a camera. You and Rittenhouse can be in the crowd. Rittenhouse left. He's not far. He heard the word of us. He heard what we said about him. Rittenhouse is always where the action is. He's going to the armory. Frank. Dolphins. Won a game. As hurtful to the armory. Frank, Dolphins won a game.

That's hurtful to the Eagles with that draft pick. Yeah, well, good. I mean, shoot. You're going to have a top ten pick at least. I want top three. It's not top two. On Sunday, that wasn't the Dolphins winning. That was the Texans losing. I mean, there were nine turnovers.

Nine turnovers. Nine? Nine. Nine times. I mean, it was like, here, you take the game. No, I don't want it. Here, you take the game. Here, no, you take the game.

No, I insist. Here, you have it. I wonder what they do at quarterback. Dude, this – can you pull up my Billy Football tweet and do the quote tweets? It's getting very good. It's getting even better? It's getting awesome. What's happening with Billy Football?

Did you look like you're about to go to an apple orchard? People call me Wall Street, bro. It's a good look. You need some pumpkin-flavored coffee right now. I think that it's a very autumnal look. Oh, salute. So, the original tweet, though. Yeah, it's Billy Football.

People are very mad at me. They're like, why would you fucking take a picture of this dude? And it's, you know, the internet has become such a place that you can't really troll properly anymore. So, when you get a good one, it feels good. Yeah. You know, it feels really good. Oh, there's Dave. Get a camera, Dave. Get off this. What did you say to your sister? Oh, there's good. Oh, there's Dave. Get a camera, Dave. What did you say to your sister?

Oh, there's Erica. Oh, there's Erica and Dave. Meeting of the Minds. I think it was just hello. Oh, Brandon went full-time, by the way. Right? Soon, yeah. Let's go.

January 1st, she'll be full-time. Good for her. Viva! Viva! Viva! Viva! Viva! Viva! Viva! Viva! That was on her. I didn't have anything to do with that. For sure. Do you say it's her

or I'm out? No. I'm scared if I said that I would be out. So I did not say that. Who's your next person to get hired? I'll go get somebody. Did you get me full time? I'll go get somebody, huh?

I said, could you get me full time? Could. When is the rent conversation coming? She knows. January 1st, she's gone? Correct, yeah. Shut up. Yeah.

Where are you going to make her live? Huh? She wants to live in the city. She's going to get a place Correct, yeah. Shut up. Yeah. Where are you going to make her live? Huh? She wants to live in the city. She's going to get a place in Manhattan somewhere. No way. Yeah. She lives in my house. I've given her free rent for four or five months now.

But that'll be cool. It'll be a very friend situation. Dave's carrying his own stand. His own humble. Oh, wow. Yeah, look at that. Very humble. Whoa, look at that.

He's carrying his own stand. Humble. Damn, we missed it. That's a humble man. He's fired up. Rudy's got it. He's definitely fired up. Humble. Damn, we missed it. That's a humble man. He's fired up. Rudy's got it. He's definitely fired up. Yeah, he walked through like Ric Flair.

He had his chest out, man. That was the biggest reaction I've ever seen from him. I thought he slept in his suit because he's wearing a similar suit to yesterday. He was popped up, ready to go. Laid out his clothes the night before the first day of school. He's about to fucking storm in. Though I am a little remiss that he's not doing it over a jug of water. I feel like that would be very...

I was actually saying that yesterday to him because I thought there was maybe a chance Odell Beckham went to the Patriots. We haven't had a press conference in a long time. That's what I mean. Like an emergency press conference with the microphone and the water jug. Dang. Those were the days. Odell Beckham and the Patriots. I just can't picture that working.

Well, Randy Moss worked. Yes, he did. But you see this. Randy Moss wasn't a diva like this. Well, Randy Moss also is objectively much better of a receiver than Odell Beckham. Oh, 100%. Odell Beckham might be one of the

most overrated players in history in the NFL. With the most overrated catch in the history of the NFL. That catch is an overrated. That's the best catch ever of all time. Oh, give me a break. What's better than that catch? I've never heard someone dislike this catch. Name me a better catch than that.

I'm here for it. They lost the game. Who cares? The catch. Okay, the three better catches? San Antonio Holmes in the Super Bowl. No. It won the Super Bowl. What are you talking about? But it wasn't a better catch. Yes, it was. He got both of his toes down. It wasn't a better catch. He had three people around him.

They had the tacky gloves now. They had the tacky gloves now. They had the tacky gloves. He caught the back of the football with his bare hand. It was a sick catch. It was a sick catch. I'm with Frank. Antonio Holmes is better. Antonio Holmes is better.

What else do we have, Frank? I think Holmes and Tyree are better in OBJs. We can't play those, can we? We can't. Fuck. Can we see a picture of Antonio Holmes? Yeah. Let's see a picture of him.

Fine catch. There has to be a Hail Mary catch that's better. No. DeAndre Hopkins over the – The catch. The catch. The catch is not a better catch. Yes, it was.

No, that's not a killer catch. David Tyree, helmet catch. Yeah. I mean, that's a – Helmet catch. It's not technically a better catch by skill than what Odell Beckham did with that. I don't know. Santonio Holmes giving the stakes and the toe tap, I think that might be better.

Are we talking stakes or are we talking catch? Stakes. Everything. Everything. The Giants lost the game. The Giants lost the game. Who cares? What Odell Beckham did in that catch is one of the most amazing athletic.

That's one of the best catches of all time. Jim Edmonds had that catch. That one catch was better. Randy Moss against Rivas. One-handed catch. Also up there. He was falling down. Mike Gizeki made a one-handed catch. That one catch that was better. Randy Moss against Rivas. One-handed catch. Also up there. He was falling down. Mike Gizeki made a one-handed catch on Sunday.

He caught a ball. What about Gizeki's catch on Sunday? The ball was thrown 50 yards in the air, and he caught the back half of it. With one hand. He never used a second hand. Gizeki has multiple better catches this year. I mean, look. He looks like Plastic Man over here.

Look at the way he's set it. That's a great catch. That's a natural way of the body to move. That is a fine catch. That catch happens. That catch happens. The fact that he did it in the stakes, that's an incredible catch, an incredible moment. It's not as good a catch as what Odell Beckham did.

What about Dwight Clark? He had two inches. Dwight Clark is only made by the camera angle. What about the time that I caught the ice cream cone out of Rowan's balcony? That was a great catch. That was a good catch. That was an incredible catch. The AirPods. I mean, that was money on the line.

That was high stakes. There was no money on the line with Odell Beckham's catch. He was just the worst catch of all time. The worst catch of all time? Willie Mays basket catch. First guy to get COVID. Coley catching the beer on the parade. One hit a left hand. That's the worst

catch? No, no. We're talking the worst catch. Bad catch. That's just shocking. You would call that catch overrated. Yeah, it's a bad catch. It's overrated. That might be the worst catch of all time. I don't need context. Odell Beckham might be the worst catch of all time.

That's the worst catch of all time. It's so overrated. Contextually, it's so overrated that it becomes the worst catch of all time. I don't need context. Odell Beckham might be the worst catch of all time. That's the worst catch of all time. It's so overrated. Contextually, it's so overrated that it becomes the worst catch of all time. I mean, it's been hyped up

so much and so ridiculously. I mean, people make one-handed catches in the NFL. It happens. All the time. They don't make

that one-handed catch. And people put their toes down in bounds in the NFL. All the time. All the time. Not to win a Super Bowl. That's what Santoni Holmes did. Yes. Okay. Julio Jones' catch in the Super Bowl

against the Patriots. Yes. Julio Jones. Or Julian Edelman's catch in the Super Bowl. Nick Foles' catch. None of these catches compare to that Odell. Mario Manningham. He's not even the best Giants catch. Kevin White's catch two weeks ago. Yes. Monday Night Football. Antonio

Cromartie. Didn't Antonio Cromartie have a one-handed interception? Sunday afternoon football. What does your data say? Is it a top 10 catch in NFL history? Yeah. What about that Cromartie interception? But if we're incorporating stakes into it, I mean it was a Sunday afternoon football game. No, stakes should not matter. This is a catch. Stakes should matter. Why should stakes matter? Your birthday's coming up, Brandon.

Why should stakes matter? I mean, if he made that in a preseason game, would it be calling out the best catch ever? Wow. What he did. Oh, look. Ron, you look awful. Oh, my God. That was huge.

Ron, this is peak quarantine. It was quarantine. It's quarantine. Three, two, one. Ice cream in an ice cream cone. Ice cream in an ice cream cone. Ice cream in an ice cream cone. That's also a one-handed catch. Yes, that's better.

And then there was that one guy downstairs who figured out where we lived and just would come every day at the end of the act. Just like hang out. Big Cat didn't notice you here. It's like the fourth day in a row. We're not allowed to leave home. There's nowhere to go. Bro, why'd you grow out the hair like that again?

No barbers were open. I mean, it's... This was what, like May or April? June 1st. June 1st. I look like the girl from The Breakfast Club. Quarantine. The only other time I've seen you with hair like that

is that one video where your pits are just sweating. Yeah, I loved quarantine did you? and there's definitely some nostalgia it has some charm to it but it was also like I think

I feel like we'd all look like Ronan Lowe out there it's also like looking back you loved it but remember during it it was like fuck is this ever like

you're just asking people who don't know like when's this gonna end and you're asking like your stoner friends Ronan and I used to do the yak every day and like half of the show was just like live commenting on cuomo's press conference and his nipples and his nipples we did jerry springer for a while jerry springer

was electric i think the worst part of the whole lockdown was not the actual where like no one was leaving their house i think it was when it was like you were allowed to like go outside again but like everything was still closed yes or would be. Yeah, the first two weeks when it was like everyone just stayed home, it felt like a snow day kind of feel. Like trying to go out in New York on Friday and the bars would close at like 9 o'clock. But playing video games early on.

A segment we should bring back is Brandon reading the erotica previews. Oh, yeah, those were good. We'd have him read the porn. The porn titles, yeah. And quickly have to stop if one of his kids came downstairs. Yeah. People were crazy for that shit.

You know that Jerry Springer is a judge now? He has a show called Judge Jerry, like Judge Judy. I didn't even know that until Monday. Well, you do know he was once a mayor of Cincinnati. Yes, Cincinnati. He won the mayorship? He was the mayor of Cincinnati. I knew he'd run.

I didn't know he won. Huh. I wonder how he governed. I better be lawless under Springer. There's people fighting in the streets. Pregnancy scares. You know what show is worse than Springer? And truly is.

It's the Morrie Povich show. Really? Yes. Okay. It's all pregnancy now, isn't it? No way, dude. I attended a Morrie taping. What? Wait, what? Yep. Is that in? No way, dude. I attended a Mari taping. What?

Wait, what? Yep. Is that in Stanford? I attended a Mari Povich show taping. When did you do that? Maybe like 2014. I went up there. It's great.

When we did the text fight. Yeah. That was like my whole life of watching trashy television. I mean. Came to a perfect moment there. Mari Povich is no less than ten times better than Jerry Springer.

I went to a... So if I said nine times, you'd be like, no? When I was in college, I went to a taping of the Geraldo Rivera show.

Ah. And they were doing this story about this lady that got her face slashed and he had a plastic surgeon who was going to come in and they were going to

let him fix her face free of charge. Now, I'm sitting in like the corner section and I can see off stage and Geraldo Rivera grabs Visine and puts it into his eyes. No, Frank,

don't tell this. No way. Oh, no. So he's got chronic red eye. He's like Ben Stein. Next thing you're going to tell me,

the wrestlers cut themselves on their forehead? And then when he came back, he was wiping his eyes like he was

crying. That's showmanship, Frank. Wow. He was bees in his eyes. I'm surprised you didn't have to sign a non-disclosure agreement. I can't believe you're giving away industry secrets like that.

I hope you get sued, Frank. This is over 25 years ago. Statute of limitations? Statute of limitations is over. You got to write a book then. You should write a book about it. Expose Rivera. Geraldo.

You ever see that clip where he punches a guy? A guy gets up in his face, and he gives him right in the fucking kisser? That's a classic clip. That's probably over 25 years old, too. I don't know. Do we have a Statue of Limitations where we could watch Geraldo Rivera

duff someone in their face? Duff? He said statutory limitations. He did. Statue. Yeah. The Statue of Limitations. Yes, yes.

The Statue of Limitations. Oh, man. Rittenhouse could have used some of that Visine trick. Would have helped him out a little bit. You think he wasn't crying good? He was just like... He was just squishing his face really aggressively. His big gasping yeah house dude

it's a damn sham you're gonna talk about him in your set tomorrow i'm not now are you gonna talk about uh scott i don't know what i'm gonna talk about i don't know how you do that if i would if i was gonna do that i would want to know what i was going to talk about long in advance well i i have like a few jokes that i know i'm going to do yeah yeah i just need to replace one of them why it's insensitive no i just didn't like no i have to replace one of the ones that i did in my last set and then i don't think i'm going to change anything else was it uh well it just didn't go the way you wanted it yeah i just don't like it i'm really i'm really enjoying this billy it's now crossover to the barstool haters so i'm just It just didn't go the way you wanted it to? Yeah, I just don't like it. I'm really enjoying this, Billy.

It's now crossover to the Barstool Haters, so I'm just retweeting everyone. It's like classic Barstool, taking a picture of someone taking a piss. It's getting good. Fuck them. Yes. A true fuck them.

Dude, we got it all crowded. Fuck yeah. Barstool. If he thinks it all crowded. Fuck yeah. Barstool. If he thinks it's respectful. It's kind of like, it actually in a weird way is proving the greater point of like, everyone always takes, the people who hate us take everything we say so literally. Honoring the truth. That there's never, you're never going to change their mind.

Yeah. Like they can never think like, oh, he's maybe, maybe there's a joke here. A guy who makes jokes for a living. Oh, that's a good one right there. Yeah, oh yeah. Barstool staff meeting, everyone's talking about Dave as a business insider. How do we change the narrative? I'm going to post a picture of a guy pissing. That one just makes you look cool.

Where's the creep shot? Oh, it better be pissed off. See what is in there with the pizza reviews? Look at those big ass words. Oh boy, he's got adjectives for days. Oh boy. You see, that's why some of these people who are waiting for the stalls know what they're doing. Yeah, exactly.

They don't want to get creepshotted by Big Cat while they're stealing valor. Pause. Yo. Yo. Pause. Pause. Troops, if we look long enough,ops will definitely be Pop up there And be like Pause

I fucked with Big Cat Before this Big Cat blood Oh man Taking pictures of Man's ting That's fucked up That is

Man's ting You cannot take pictures Of man's ting Are we gonna have have like a. You know, being in Barstool and stuff like this, this does happen. You're walking in the bathroom. Hey, it's Frank the Tank. Yeah, yeah.

I know you guys get that too. And that's just from Brandon. I know. Brandon gets so excited to see everybody. I get excited to talk when people are going to the bathroom. Fellow Dolphins fans. Brandon, I feel like you've backed off your Dolphins fandom. Well, I don't want to look like a Johnny-come-lately with Frank owning the Dolphins game here.

But why can't multiple people be fans of the same team? Well, if they were a good team, I would probably pursue it a little more, but they're not. They're god-awful, and they're the worst team to be a fan of in the NFL. So you are a bandwagon, and you're off the bandwagon right now. I was a fan in 1985. I'm a fan now. But it's, what am I going to do? They suck. They stink. At least wear some

dolphin socks or some shit like that. Frank, that's a cool dolphin's hat. I've worn some dolphin socks before. Someone actually sent this to me. A fan sent this to me. Yes. It's very nice. Brandon, why don't you tweet or react to Xavier Howard requesting a trade over the summer? Yeah. I just, I don't care tweet or react to Xavier and Howard requesting a trade over the summer? Yeah.

I just don't care on that deep of a level. You see, that's surface level. You're the best player. This is how you know a true Dolphin fan. They wear this logo. Yes. This should be the Dolphins logo. They need to get rid of the current logo and go to this full-time.

Bring back the throwback. The throwback is so much nicer. So much nicer. What's the difference? The dolphin's just wearing the helmet? It's a lot different. It's a lot different. It's a still photo that we could bring up probably.

The color's a little different. The hues are a little different. This is a more manly dolphin. The new dolphin's a pussy. The new dolphin's not wearing a helmet. Yeah, the new dolphin's candy ass. Right. And the color is kind of candy ass.

Look at that candy ass doll. Look at that candy ass doll. He's not trying to play football. It's candy ass. I mean, the best logo is that one, 74 to 89. I disagree. I think 97 to 12 is the best one. No, that's candy ass.

That has a little candy ass to it. No, I like the stronger colors. It's too shiny to be candy ass. I agree. It think 97 to 12 is the best one. No, that's candy ass. That has a little candy ass to it. No, I like the stronger colors. It's too shiny to be candy ass. I agree. It's sleeker, but I like that 74 to 89 look. I like it too. No, that's the Ventura look. Yeah, 74 to 89 is where everything goes wrong.

No, 89 to 96 is Ventura, right? I like the 97 to 2012. 89 to96 is the 80s. Well, it's not surprising you like it, Candy Ass.

I don't hate 97 to 12. I just like 74 to 80. That's the best combination of dolphin and color.

The new one's terrible. The sun's stupid in the background. The new one is really bad. The new one looks like they're trying to do a green piece, like wildlife.

Yeah, that doesn't look like a football logo. There's nothing football about. Some animatronic SeaWorld bullshit trying to teach the kids about dolphins. Wait, he's got to wear the helmet. Frank, you haven't talked about it. Didn't you go to SeaWorld and touch dolphins? Yes, I did. Oh!

What did they feel like? Dad, it feels almost like a wet watermelon kind of. That's a good description. I mean, it's almost like a wet watermelon kind of. That's a good description. I mean, it's soft. Yeah. But, you know, they're obviously in the water, so it's kind of like slick and wet. Do they get wrinkles because they're in the water all the time? Oh, yeah.

That happens to me when I stay in the shower. Prune up? Yeah. Oh, look at you. What's that picture taken in 1992? What the fuck? It's a picture of a pitcher. Yeah, I see that, but man.

Well, they wouldn't give me the digital picture. I had to buy the picture, so I took a picture of the pitcher. So you're in it twice. This is a picture they put on the fucking 2020. Yeah, you can see Frank's hat. You can see the hat. They're like, this is the last time we've seen these two units before they went off and murdered an entire family of dolphins.

Well, it's a picture of it. If you have information. I just haven't had a chance. But either of these men. I haven't had a chance to retake the picture and put it up properly. I just took the picture of the picture at the place. You don't have to explain yourself, Frank. Put that back up real quick.

I want to take a picture of that picture. See if we can get some good shit here. Yeah, that would be dope. Oh, yeah, look at that. That's a good picture of a picture of a picture. That's damn good. You know, they train these dolphins with their hand motions. Basically, if you go like this, they jump out of the water.

You go like this, and then they walk on their fin. I mean, these things are amazing. They're miserable, too, right? Yeah, they're kind of enslaved, though, Frank. What about the captivity of them? For your enjoyment. They don't want to be there. You ever seen the cove?

They're not really dangerous. Blackfish. Blackfish, blackfish. The cove is when they just go and slaughter them all. Yeah, that's cool. But I mean, the blackfishes wasn't about the dolphins. It was about the whales. I don't think the seals mind.

I think they're having fun. They're called orcas, just so you know. The seals love it. Yeah. Well, the seals, the seals, there are not that many seals.

There's more sea lions than seals. Oh, wow. And the sea lions are loud and annoying. Yeah. Yeah. They're kind of pinheads too. The seals are the ones

that just sit there and will wave to you. Hi. Hi. They're candy ass. They're a little candy ass. But the sea lions keep going.

Frank, are you going to rank the dolphins logos? Yes. The six logos? Yes. We need to have that ranking. I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight

unless you get a rank. All right. Let me see. I'm just going to sleep right now. I know. I'm exhausted. I'm going to go 74.

89 is the top. It's the goat. I'll go I'm exhausted. I'm going to go 74, 89 is the top. It's the goat. I'll go 66, 73, second. Second goat. I'll go 97, 12, third. 89, 96, fourth. 18, present,

fifth. And 13 to 17 was even worse. Oh, that's candy ass. They look identical. The colors are a little different. The colors are a little different and the darker orange. If I owned a football team, I'd change the logo just a tiny bit every year

just to piss people off. Yeah, it does piss people off. More or less candy ass. I would take one thing away until there was nothing. Just like, we moved the team. How did you not figure this out? I've been giving you the signs.

There's rules against that. I think you can only do it every single day. Oh, God, Steven. You're the worst. Forget it. I know. I remember the Toronto Blue Jays got rid of the traditional logo. They've actually gone back to it now,

but they went to a more modernized Blue Jay on the Maple Leaf. Then they went to this logo for one year where it was like a Blue Jay with the bat in his hand like this. And he had like a tattoo on his – a Maple Leaf tattoo on his arm. And then they went to black for some reason. There he is with the tattoo on his arm. Oh, 2003 is terrible. Holy shit. I can't wait.

It's like he's fucking the Texas Ranger logo. 12 to 19 is, or 77 to 96 is the best. Far and away, though. And look at the 04 Love one. That one's pretty bad, too. I didn't hate that one. But that was like when I was in high school. You guys want to go talk at logos.

No, we got to end. No, no. You guys want to go past 2 o'clock a little bit? Just talk about logos? Oh, no, no, no, no. Nick's going to be furious that he missed this show. Nick and Kyle are back

tomorrow. Good. Oh, great. All right. See everyone tomorrow. Tune in, Dave, 2 o'clock. He's doing it. He's doing it. Bye. Thank you.