The Yak - We Band Together To Save A Viral Mississippi Attraction Near To Brandon's Heart | The Yak 10-14-21

Episode Date: October 15, 2021

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. What's up, boys? What's up? It's Uh, what's up? It's the Yak. Hey. Welcome on in. The whole squad is here.

On a Thursday. On a Thursday. That's right, motherfuckers. What is with this microphone? Who the fuck just said that? Oh, man. Brandon broke that mic yesterday, so we have a bad tripod now. Awesome. Um, we are fresh off of the first ever

Yak although it was kind of son of the boy dad in his podcast live show. It was awesome. Shout out Owen for setting it up. Yeah that was tireless. I had a lot of fun. Yeah I had a lot of fun. It was some awkward moments. I think we decided we're I was talking to Ronan

Nick today like we should put out some maybe we should put out some clips on the Yak YouTube. That's a good idea. Yeah. So we'll put out a couple select clips. Yeah, I don't think we should put out the full thing. No. They're so offensive, Joe.

I said something pretty problematic. Yeah. So who did? I got some gasps. Who had the best live show? I would say Nick, probably. Yeah. Nick's a live show boy.

Nick is a live show boy. He goes off. Who's the worst live show boy? I was kind of whatever I would say I'd grade myself a C Nobody did poorly We were all We started out really rough

I'd say I performed as a C Sass went to the bathroom during it So that knocks him down a little I came back swinging Roan hosted very well And then I'd say KB was great except he probably didn't feel great after

because there were a lot of jokes at his expense. Oh no. That was fine. No but I didn't feel great. He was chugging beers. No I wasn't. It was vodka. There was a vodka. I didn't feel great because I broke sobriety for nothing. I didn't even feel better. I There was a vodka. I didn't feel good because I broke sobriety for nothing.

I didn't even feel better. I just felt dumber. How long did you guys stay? You didn't get drunk. You didn't drink that much. I had two Fisher's Island lemonades, 9%. A Voodoo Ranger, 9%. Two vodka sodas, the equivalent of about eight drinks.

I didn't know that. I thought I saw you with that one drink. And it was like half full. Two optimists. How long did you guys stay? I left pretty know that. I thought I saw you with that one drink. And it was like half full. Yeah. Two optimists. How long did you guys stay? I left pretty soon after. I went to somewhere after, but I left pretty soon. We didn't get home late.

Yeah. And then I got this fajita chicken panini. Woke up at like 4 a.m. just pulling trig. I was like, I never felt worse in my entire life. Pull trig? Yeah. Damn. It was strictly from the fajita panini.

I went full fat boy. I went and got myself some frozen yogurt after. I got a Philly cheese. I went to 16 Handles. What, Ron? A Philly cheese? Yeah, I got a Philly cheese. Shorties?

No, it was like from the deli that I'm above. They're better in New York. They are. They are. They are way better. Ron made me get a Philly cheese when I was in Philly. And? Nah. Nah, dude. You ever been to the subway at Penn Station? Yeah. That get a Philly cheese when I was in Philly and nah

nah dude you ever been you ever been to the subway Penn Station yeah that's a Philly cheese that's a Philly cheese yeah

you didn't like that no it was good yeah but it was it wasn't like much better it was like a very local it was like a local it wasn't like crazy better

I didn't take them anywhere we ordered we ordered one D'Alessandro's was awesome when we went yeah D'Alessandro's was great Steve's was good. Steve's was great.

They loaded up with meat. Pat and Gino's. Kind of a tourist trap if you're a Philly guy like myself. Wow. And like Sass. Sass is a Philly guy.

Penn State alum. I've never been to Philly. Really? No. It's right there. I know. It's right there. It's literally right there.

It's downhill the whole way. I might go right now. Let's have a live show. Are we going to do a live show in Philly? I'm going tonight. Sass is going tonight, too. To Philly? Yeah.

For the game? Yeah. Fuck yeah. No, for Chicks in the Office live show. I thought you guys were like a secret guest. Yeah, we are. And Roan said it like ten times for some reason. It's not much of a secret anymore, though.

Fuck. I got a lot of DMs. People were like, you spoiled the entire show. Damn. And I said, take that up with Roan. Stephen secret anymore, though. Fuck. I got a lot of DMs. People were like, you spoiled the entire show. Damn. And I said, take that up with Roan. Stephen Che, we missed you. Fuck. We missed you at the live show.

Yeah, Stephen, we definitely missed you. That's okay. I mean, it's Son of the Boy Dad and Anus. Yeah. It really wasn't, though. It was the Yak without Brandon. It was the Yak without Brandon, which is like, it's Turbo Yak. Yeah.

That's okay. Oh, yeah, it was really good. like, it's Turbo Yak. Yeah. That's great. Oh, yeah, it was really good. Did you just miss Stephen Che? Yeah, no, no, I said it. We talked about you. It was the Yak without Brandon that's Turbo Yak. It's swinging the bat

without the donut on it. It's the best Yak possible. Nick, what was your... The donut helps you get ready for the bat. It's the best Yak possible. It made us feel lighter. You should have just shown up

and then left and eaten Chick-fil-A outside while I did the show. Damn. Damn. Yeah. Get out of here. No, Brandon. Calling me a fucking butterfly.

Fuck you, Brandon. We couldn't call it a yak live show so you weren't here. So we just had to call it better yak. Yeah. The better version of the yak. But Brandon, you were eating steak and fucking. Did you fuck last night? I did fuck. I didn't eat steak. We're going to steak dinner on friday night nice did she like did

you get her uh sunflowers uh i got her i got her daisies and roses nice nice we did brandon we did have a moment that you actually like would be pissed that you missed what was it uh our boy kyle over here we were you know we were ragging on him a little bit, just here and there. So we tried to boost him up a little, and we did a speed round cities or towns in Mississippi, and whoever couldn't name one was out. We got one way through, and then Kyle won. You would have loved it. You would have loved it.

That's what I said. You want to give a few right now? Yeah. I said Biloxi. Biloxi, yes? I said Biloxi. You said Biloxi. That would have been great. That's what I said. You want to give a few right now? Yeah. I said Biloxi. Biloxi, yes? I said Biloxi. You said Biloxi. I said Biloxi.

It's Biloxi. Oh, no one said... Okay, Brendan. Just chill out. Anybody say Tupelo? No one said Oxford. I did. Nobody said Oxford.

No, Owen said Oxford. No, I said Starkville. Someone said Oxford. Yeah, but you went out of order. No one said Oxford. And that was it. That was all of it. No, Hattiesburg?

I got Hattiesburg and... No, Gulfport? I actually... I don't think we ever finished. Jackson? Yeah. You want to do it again? We never finished. Let's of it. No, Hattiesburg? I got Hattiesburg and Gulfport. Actually, I don't think we ever finished. And Jackson. You want to do it again? We never finished. I think we just stopped because it was like, this is painfully bad.

Let's do it. It feels way better with no audience. Let's do it again with just the six of us again, all right? I'm sure they appreciated that. You start, Tass. Six of us. Oxford, okay. Jackson.

Hattiesburg. Biloxi. Tupelo. Starkville. Jackson. Hattiesburg. Biloxi. Tupelo. Starkville. Madison. Gulfport. West Point. Point City, yes.

There's probably a town named Wayne. Yeah. There's probably a Springfield. Is there a Wayne? There's Waynesboro. He's out. No, he's out. Is there a Springfield? There's probably a Springfield There's Waynesboro He's out Is there a Springfield? There's not a Springfield

Waynesboro Yeah Pearl Fisher Nope Brandon I feel like you're only saying the things you know. How do you know there's no Springfield?

There is a Springfield in Jefferson County, Mississippi. Wow! There has to be a Springfield. It's at best a little community. Population, Owen? You won't even be able to find it. It's a plantation. Yeah.

Jesus. Itabena. Itabena. All right. Itabena. Itabena, but yes. Itabena. I meant Mayor Phil Fisher. Cleaver. Who's the mayor of Clinton, Mississippi. Clinton.

Clinton. That's what I meant. Phil Fisher. I like that woman mayor they got down there. Yeah, she's a good old... She's a real hoot. Can I get on Rome for right now? No. I galvanized the boys. No, I got to tell you.. Can I get on Rome for her right now? No.

I galvanized the boys. No, I got to tell you. No. I galvanized the boys. I said no. Okay, proceed. He didn't get galvanized. I don't get galvanized.

I galvanized the boys, and we all tried to save the sign in Starkville. Did we save it? We actually did talk about that as well. It's a passion project for me, and you wouldn't do it. You wouldn't tweet about it. Where's the sign? Starkville, Mississippi is strange proof. It's an ugly sign, but I still tried to help.

Of course it's an ugly sign, but it's an institution. Why not put a billboard up instead or something like that? Because you can't put up anything over 10 feet now. Why? Because that's the new rule and it's stupid. You can't put anything up over 10 feet? No. Are people in Mississippi that suicidal?

No rafters either. But I said, hey, you guys, this is important to me. Can you all tweet about it? Zach tweeted about it. Owen tweeted about it. Kyle doesn't know. I didn't even read the text. That's fine.

I tweeted about it, but I kind of regret tweeting about it. I tweeted about it. Yeah, it's like the black box on Instagram. It's like you got socially pressured into doing some bullshit. I got pressured easily. Ron, you're the only one participating in the conversation that didn't do it. I got pressured easily so I read the text and then I did it. I tweeted it without looking at the sign

and then I saw the sign. You wish you hadn't. No, I wasn't different. Open up your eyes. Highway 12. Oh, fuck. That's a sign. And he just said sign.

It's on Highway 12. He just said sign. That's fucking crazy. We're working on signs. That's it. We're working on signs with Jerry. What am I looking at When I saw the sign,

I was like, what needs saved? Our beloved, strange, bruised. Go down. It looks like it was made in like,

that's like, they're making them get rid of that. Oh, look, another glorious morning. First of all, that was after we lost

to like, Ole Miss or something. They always put funny messages up there, and they always like, go after Cam Newton or something funny. Anyway,

they're making them get rid of that sign. It's an innocuous sign. They're making them get rid of it, and we want to save it. There's a website on it, though. If someone out of town drove by that sign, they would not them get rid of that sign. It's an innocuous sign. They're making them get rid of it, and we want to save it. There's a website on it, though. If someone out of town drove by that sign, they would not even look for a sexist sign.

This sign goes viral on Instagram twice a year. Why? No. Because of the funny messages? It goes Mississippi viral. Yeah, scam news. Mississippi viral. 45 likes.

Damn. It does not. It goes viral on Instagram. I know what the internet is. What is viral? I know what the internet is. Define viral. You does not. It goes viral on Instagram. I know what the internet is. What is viral? I know what the internet is. Define viral. You see it.

It'll get picked up by these aggregators like us. You're in the algorithm, brother. True. All right, fine. We are being attacked by a Venezuelan teen. He actually worded it on the record. He is not Venezuelan or Colombian. Why does he have that flag up?

Is he cosplaying? Where did you see that? He tweeted it. That he's cosplaying? I just ratioed his ass again. You keep doing it? Yes. You virgin.

He said... Grown-ass men celebrate. Oh, no, he blocked me. Jose Reform blocked me. Oh, no, his tweets are protected. That's a sign of the biggest ratio. Like 10 minutes before the show. Yeah, because I tweeted.

He said, look at these virgins talking about ratioing me. And I replied, change your bio and accept this ratio. And then he... Yeah, fuck this guy. He posted a clip of us. Wait, how did you guys just get in? I just ratioed him So oh how'd you get in

Do you follow him Then we hacked our way in Holy shit No TJ TJ's a hacker too He got through the mainframe He just probably unprotected Fuck I'm about to cry

Shay wouldn't have been able To open up Safari He's a YouTuber He streams Axie Snake Let's see his dumb face Fantastic Let's see his dumb face. Fantastic. Let's see his dumb acne-riddled face. Grown men celebrating ratioing me.

This is peak virginity. And then I ratioed that. Why does it have so many likes, though? That's what I don't like. Yes. How many likes? It's kind of funny. Yeah, it is funny.

It's true. Yeah, it is true I mean we're definitely Not fucking while We're ratioing him It's momentary virginity For sure Like there's no way

We're getting it in While we're So anytime you're not Fucking you're a virgin Yes In some ways In some circles We are virgins right now

Yeah And that's why he's right Yeah That's fine He's offended That we think he's Colombian. Wow. Racist much?

That's all me. I fucking missed the flag. I'm DMing him. Yeah. What are you going to say? Tell him to call into the act. Oh, no. Brandon, I feel like we should switch microphones.

No. This feels unfair. That's your seat. You broke the microphone. He's lying. I did not break the microphone. I did not. He's lying. I did not break the microphone. I'm not lying. You broke it.

Sounds like you broke it. Sounds like Pete needs to fix the microphone. Why would TJ lie? I call her about Lane Kiffin being bad and Brandon stood up and broke the microphone and then walked around with it. That's a power move. That's what it takes. We have a new mic stand.

It'll be in after the show. That's like CM Punk shit, brother. When is your Bustin' with the Boys episode dropping? Yeah, we don't know. Are these guys loading up? Because I'm going to go do it on Saturday. Brandon, if you'd like to come with me. They have an awesome studio.

We're going to get a burger. I already said we're going. It's Dad's Day out. Wait, wait, burger? Get some hot chicken. What the fuck are you doing? We're not in Nashville. We're in Knoxville.

I said Brandon and I are going to lunch and after lunch, I will come to the bus. You're doing Dad's Day out. We're going to Dad's Day? Yeah, if you want to come with me. I got us a reservation at the best burger joint and after lunch, I will come to the bus. You're doing Dad's Day after? We're going to Dad's Day? Yeah, if you want to come with me. I got us a reservation at the best burger joint in the SEC. I'm very excited for Saturday.

I might. Ready for this, boys? Yeah. Hold on to your seats. I'm going to get a little drunk. You're going to get drunk? I might get a little drunk. Big shit.

Big fuck. Please. KB, what can he expect? Wild shit. Yeah, KB, walk him through it. Yeah, tell me this is going to be my first time. I fucking forget what it feels like to get awesome drunk. Yeah.

You know what it is? You reach a point in age, which I have reached, and I reached probably about three or four years ago, where the act of getting drunk is very, very fun, but everything afterwards sucks. So it's beers one through five, the flight up, and then once you actually are drunk, you're like, I don't want to be drunk. Yeah. So that's how you don't start feeling any better. Yeah.

But you keep drinking. The two hours of getting drunk are fucking awesome. You're a heavy beer drinker. You're like an IPA drinker, though. Not really. Coors Light. Oh, Coors Light. How long since you've been just good and drunk?

What? How long since you've been good and drunk? Was it the LSU game a couple years ago? Oh, the bachelor party. Was that far back? Oh, yeah. I was very drunk. What? How long since you've been good and drunk? Was it the LSU game a couple years ago? Oh, the bachelor party. Was that far back? Oh, yeah. I was very drunk.

I keep my tabs. Yeah. Very drunk. You keep up with his purchases when he's getting drunk? Yeah. I freeze the accounts. I want to get shit-faced this weekend. We need a topic cleanse because we keep doing the same things. We only have the same topics to talk about.

We should do something out of the ordinary. What are you doing? We need more stories. Don't break the fourth wall. People are going to stop listening when they realize that we talk about the same shit every day. Let's play feud. God damn it. Let's play feud.

Wash their brains with feud. Let's send Brianna to UTEP. Oh, yeah. Miami, Ohio is still in the lead. You've got to go to our YouTube video. Do you want to do New Experience Week? Ooh, I like that. Okay.

Every day, everyone has to do something that they've never done before? Yeah. I like that. And then talk about it? It can't be like, oh, I'm going to a restaurant in Manhattan that I've never been to. No, we're going to pierce Brandon's ears. Sass is going to take an L. I'll take the ferry to work one day.

No? Yeah, that counts. What the fuck? That definitely counts. Okay, but you better come with something. It can't be something that you can just knock out of the way on the way to work. Right. So what does it have to be?

New experience? Out of new experience. No, you have to be. It has to be something you do. I've done it all. I could die tomorrow. You're going to somewhere you've never been. That's my experience.

Knoxville. Yeah, that's true. That's a new experience Alright that counts So everyone do something new this weekend I'm going to pretend to be Brandon's friend on Saturday That's new We've done that before We've had so much fun in Clemson

Maybe we'll all go down We went and touched the rock Yeah we did We touched that stupid fucking rock But they might not be putting out our episode I don't know I'm getting a vibe that they might not be You guys weren't good enough?

No I think we were too good I think we were too edgelorded out Yeah Probably too many You know how it is That doesn't fly with the boys We said gay a few times Which is a big no no

Not on the bus Not in. Not on the bus. Not in Tennessee. Not on the bus. The Rams kicker? Matt gay? Mm-hmm. Yes. I don't even know what the context was, but after it ended.

The Rams kicker. After it ended, they were like, I can't believe you guys just say that. You guys got to go down there and say that. Brandon, will you? Yeah, we'll do it. What were we saying? Willie gay. We're talking about the old linebacker from Mississippi State.

Mississippi State. Yeah, I never supported him. Whoa. Brandon. What? No. Take a lap. Okay.

Think about what you've said. That's the only time you can be born gay in Brandon's brain. It's when your pappy's last name is gay. Brandon's still trying to figure out what exactly John Gruden said was wrong. Yeah. TJ, what's Jeremy Ito up to? I think he's like a lawyer now. He's a lawyer now?

Good for him. Was he related to the lady? I think he was an Asian kicker. Yeah. Good old Lance? He was related to the judge. Lance is such a funny name. What's the new Raiders coach's last name?

Bissac. Bissacala. Biss? Basak. Bisakala. Bisakala. Bisakala. He cried. He cried in his press conference, which I love. I'm going to bang the Raiders this week. Basakia.

Rich Basakia. Rich Basakia. Like, do you even say the IA? He did the classic football guy thing where he introduced it and was like, you know, I come from a big family. My dad was the coach of the Giants. He just didn't know it. Like, I think his dad just yelled at the TV all day and started to cry.

So maybe he wanted this job all along. Maybe he set up John Gruden quite some time ago by sending him, like, pictures of, like, gay porn or something like that and just forced him to comment on it. I don't know. I'm asking questions. I'm asking questions. Told him to talk to Bruce Allen about it. Yeah, talk to Bruce Allen about it. I'm asking questions. Talk to Bruce Allen about it. Talk to Bruce Allen about it. I'm asking questions.

Check out this gay porn. Thoughts? I'm still trying to think of new things to do. I don't really know what to do. Gay porn. Gay porn. Gay porn. Watch it or participate.

That's two days right there. Do we pick our own new experience or do we pick somebody else's new experience? No, we pick somebody else's. Let's do a wheel. Wait, should we just write Santa? Let's each write two or three on a piece of paper and put them in a hat. Yeah. Let's do a wheel and struggle to think of any idea.

I think that's a good idea. Or let's put them on a twister board and spin it. Let's play twister for a new experience. I like that. We need a spinning board anyway. We used to have one for exit interviews as part of my take. I don't know where it's gone. We could assign them to numbers that could be in like a lottery machine or something.

True, true. Oh, my God. Brandon. We want to justify that purchase one more time. I mean, that purchase gets justified every fucking day, bro. That's a fact, bro. We use that thing every fucking day. That would justify it today. All right. Life's a lottery, bro. We use that thing every fucking day. I would justify it today.

Life's a lottery, man. We use it at the end of the show. People love it. We pick numbers. It is exciting. At the end of Part of My Take, yeah, it is exciting. People get very excited when they get it. You don't listen to full episodes of Part of My Take? Guess not. I do. I thought you were talking about this show.

Brandon. Sorry. Come on, Walker. thought you were talking about this show. Brandon. Sorry. Come on, dog. Come on, my dog, Brandon. Sorry. It's all right, dude. Okay. How about an event?

We got to do an event. What kind of event? Like go to an event? Just a New York event. We're staging an event? In the middle of the day? Okay, so we got an LGBTQ film fest. Okay. We have a Coctelaria de los Muertos pop-up.

Okay. What was the last one? I'm trying to learn Spanish. Every morning I buy my doorman a Kit Kat and a Snapple, and then he teaches me a new Spanish word or phrase that I instantly forget. Is your learning Spanish just you talking in more of a Spanish accent like that?

That's how you start, though, honestly. With the G-I-O. This is Obama Portrait Store? Come on, though. Honestly. With the G-I-O. Yeah, let's put it out there. This is Obama Portrait Store. Come on, let's talk. The Obama Portrait. We'll send Brandon to that one. Okay.

Hutong's Flaming Pecking Duck. I wouldn't mind seeing the American Weather Veins. The Velvet Underground. Oh, where's that? Where... Chicken and Biscuits. I'm glad you skipped that one. What was it?

Scroll up. What did I miss? What do we got? Black Lives Matter tribute to Africa Center. See, like going to that, we could get a lot of topics. Yeah, we should. Let's pick one of these. Let's have chat pick.

No. I think we should pick like 16 of them and then spin the wheel. All right. Do one for Saturday. Have you bought a wheel that we just don't know about? There's virtual wheels, Brandon. Yeah, we could just put them on a virtual wheel. A VR wheel.

There's a porn convention in Jersey next weekend. Is there? Oh, wow. Exotica? Oh, shit, there's a Jim Henson exhibition? I love Muppets. All right, I'm talking to Jose on DM. What's he saying?

I'll send it to TJ. TJ, can you put this? Is he talking smack? How old do you think he is? What's he trying to talk smack about? Fifty-four? No. I would say fifteen.

Fifteen? Seven. That makes it better. I would say fifteen. Fifteen? Seven. That makes it better for me. No, I think he's like... I bet he's like nineteen. No. Fifteen. Guy kick his ass in IRL?

Yeah. That's peak virginity. Beating some dude's ass. IRL? That's virgin behavior. So we're going to a porn convention? Do you think any of us will fuck? No.

Never. You can never go into one of those things expecting to fuck. Now if it happens to you. If it happens, it happens. They can smell the desperation like a pheromone. They're a weird place, a porn convention. Sass, don't take this the wrong way, but you definitely look like you could be in porn. Like one of those scenes where like Milf fucks son's best friend.

Yeah. 16-year-old son's best friend. You get caught jerking off. Yeah. She's like, do you need some help? And she walks in. She's like, why don't you try the real thing? And the way you speak sounds like porn acting.

Yeah. Whoa. I can't believe you caught me. You want me to fuck you? Whoa, I just learned how to use my dick. Can you help? I think I'm going to cum. Well, what can you do?

Oh, shit. This is my conversation right now. What is the ratio of green apples to red apples? What did you just zoom in on? You're getting rattled by Jose Reform from Twitter.com. He's not actually laughing. He's pissed. Can we get him on the phone? Sure.

Yesterday he tweeted about being in school during this show. That's even better. Tell him to leave school. I hate this kid. I do too. I told you. He's 15. Guarantee. What's his number? He might be 14. Text me the call number. Oh, I got too. I told you, he's 15. Guarantee. What's his number? What's the number? He might be 14, honestly.

Text me the calling number. Oh, I got it. It's on the sheet. Dude, that is such a, it's an indelible comeback. 6-4-6-2-9-1-2-4-3-7. When you tell someone that they're triggered whenever they react. Oh, it would be so, I hope he calls in. Don't call in.

Why? I fucked up. Why? Yeah. Brandon. Brandon, why are you wearing Iowa State? How many teams do you have? I have one team.

It's Mississippi State, but I will wear free anything. Who's the best Iowa State athlete of all time? Seneca Wallace. There's a clear-cut answer. Georges Niang. The wide margin. No, who was the dude that— The one with Marcus Fizer.

Who was his point guard? Hoiberg? Fred Hoiberg? You're cold. Former Bulls coach? Who is it? What sport? The mayor?

Fred Hoiberg. Take a wild guess. Wrestling? Oh, yeah. It's Cal Sanderson. Oh, Cal Sanderson, yeah. I don't know what those guys... One of the greatest of all time.

I don't know what those heads are. What about the dude from Iowa State who led his team in like block, steals, rebounds, points? What about the guy from Iowa State? Undefeated four-time NCAA champion. What about the guy

who wouldn't get on planes? Yes, that's who I'm talking about. That's Mr. T. No, no, no. Iowa State,

the guy who wouldn't get on planes. Yeah, and he led his team in every offensive category. Who was that guy? He was just a couple years ago.

Royce Young? Freeman? Young? I think it was Young, Freeman? I think it was Royce Young.

Royce Young. Jay's got it. it was Royce Young. Royce Young. Jay's got it. White. Royce White. Why'd you point to Zah? Right? You pointed to the only one guy. The only one guy.

You could have pointed to any other employee. You could have fallen out of bed at this office. Oh, now he's saying I've never been ratioed in my bio as bait. So we is the ones that got got. It's not bait. What do you mean bait? Oh, he literally did ratio him. He said, I've been ratioed countless times before you replied.

He said, no, I would prefer to. That's kind of funny. He said he's not calling in. Damn. You didn't kick my ass. I got my ass kicked all the time. Every fucking day. This is an old bruise.

My arm was already broken. What is he saying? He's not calling in? I don't think he's going to call in. He's got math. That's such a bummer. He's got fucking algebra. What year do you take algebra?

Eighth grade. Eighth and ninth. Yeah. I took it like three times. You're not the smartest. No. I would say as a show, we're not the smartest no I would say as a show

we're not the smartest no no school book wise I was actually cracking up when you that tweet about the author who died

yeah I wasn't not that but it's true like that's like one adult Hatchet is the one I've read yeah

and someone was like what grade and I was like last year bro no the Hatchet like when people are like what's your favorite book i'm like hatchet yeah art of the deal and hatchet yeah that guy's a fucking legend it is a good ass book who is it robert paulson gary paulson god damn it he just died robert

paulson's fight club and he died too damn uh he got shot project Mayhem Got it Yeah we should read The hatchet Do a book report Can I read Where the red fern grows instead What's that It's the other

Is that where the dog dies And they bury the dog No they both die Little Ann and old Dan Both die But anyway It's also hatchet What do you mean

It's also hatchet Isn't that just a tale Of an animal or something Hatchet Oh my god, get out. Brandon just confused it with White Fang. Yeah. Brandon White Fang.

White Fang. That is exactly who I confused it with. I know. What's Hatchet? Hatchet is about a boy who gets in a plane crash. A guy, his arm is stuck in a boulder and he has to cut it off. In a certain number of hours. 127 hours. Do you guys want to talk

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All right, that's right. Everybody lower your asses. 25 seconds on the clock, please. On a scale of 1 to 10, when you look in the mirror, how much do you like what you see? 10. Name a sport that can be played both indoors and outdoors. Soccer. Try again.

Wait, what? Lacrosse. Name something that you feel self-conscious about doing alone. Pass. Name your dog's favorite human food. Steak. Try again. Burgers. Fill in your blanks with one specific word. Follow your dog's favorite human food. Steak. Try again. Burgers.

Fill in your blanks with one specific word. Follow your blank. Dreams. Name something that you feel self-conscious about doing alone. Singing. That wasn't that bad. All right, so let's just have Ron for literally 30 seconds. How did he get roasted to smithereens for this?

Nick. Nicky. Yep, yep. How we doing? I got to be honest, not well, man, How did he get roasted to smithereens for this? Nick. Nicky. Yep. Yep. How we doing? I got to be honest, not well, man, because we just watched a clip and it wasn't that bad, so we really have nothing to talk about. That's what I'm saying.

Isaac put me on blast for no reason, man. Yep. All right. So good talk, man. Yeah. And you are a pretty good looking guy. Yeah. Yeah.

So good job. I appreciate it. Thank you. They do play lax indoors. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, good job. I appreciate it. Thank you. They do play lax indoors. Yeah. Not crazy at all. Actually, good answers.

Good answer, Nicky. Alright, well, have a good one, man. I'm happy we got to the bottom of that. I can't wait for Jersey Jerry to knock the shit out of Jeff Newton to do, baby. Let's go. Let's go, Nicky. Fuck yes. Fuck yes. Let's go, Jerseyy. Fuck yes. Fuck yes. Let's go, Jersey Jerry.

Knock his ass out. Come on. I love it. All right. Have a good one, man. Thanks, guys. All right. That was good.

I mean, I feel resolved. So what's the story here? Somebody make fun of that guy? Someone posted a picture. There's going to be thousands of worse participants. Way worse. That wasn't that bad at all. He got the top answer twice.

The mommy girl. Yeah. The mommy woman. Can we play that bad at all. He got the top answer twice. The mommy girl. The mommy woman. Can we play that one again? Can we play that one? Yeah. Totally fine. There's got to be a better version of the clip, though, where you can really hear him barking.

What were you going to say, Steven? I have the contact info and have emailed the Family Feud producer, Talon Piper. This will be the best day of my life. Best day. So it's five versus five, correct? Stay tuned. I heard that you actually need reserves, so there might have to be a draft.

I've heard this. But shout out to Linda who gave a contact info through her son. So let's just have this conversation. How are we going to figure out the five? No, they pick. So you go with like five or seven people or whatever. We might be able to do a five versus five.

So there's ten of us right now. Well, stay tuned. He hasn't gotten back to me, but the email has been sent this morning. And we have the contact info. If it's five, it should be you five. Where do they film it? Here? Atlanta.

Who five? Five. Six of us. The elders. Oh. I've heard that the producers at Family Feud pick for you. They'll tell you who's on your team. They'll screen test.

So Zaw's in. Stephen Che's in. Fuck. Yeah. And then all the rest of us are out. Yeah. Fuck. Brandon will probably get in, honestly.

Yeah. Archetype-wise. No, Brandon should not be allowed to be in. I'm one of the best players we got. Five versus five. We really should in, honestly. Archetype-wise. No, Brandon should not be allowed to be in. I'm one of the best players we got. God damn it, if we play five versus five, we really should do, though. Would you rather play five versus five or play a random family who we want to beat very badly? Yeah. We can make fun of them, whatever race they are.

Creed. I don't... Well, actually, I personally don't care because, let's be honest, I'm going to be part of the five. You are. But I feel bad for someone here. I respect the hell out of that. Yeah, I mean, I do feel bad for someone here being left out. Well, I'd assume at some point they would be like, oh, no.

The camera wasn't even on me. I don't want us to have to pick. I'll make a mountain out of a molehill. Even though, again, I would be part of the five. But I don't want us to have to pick. Well, I don't. You can do a qualifier. I would like to, I would be part of the five. But I don't want us to have to pick. Well, I don't. You can do a qualifier. I would like to be in it as well, but I don't.

I'm not going to be as upset if I don't get in if someone else doesn't get in as well. I just don't want to be the only one. You know what I mean? But what if you're asked 21 and above questions? What if you're asked about alcohol and you can't answer that? Oh, you probably can't be in. Yeah, that's probably true. What the hell are you guys talking about?

Why would that ever happen? Yeah, that's happened before. And I don't think you're going to be able to not swear. Yeah. I think to be on the show, you need a lot of life experience. Oh, my God. I'm just being honest. Brandon, you're not even allowed to be on the show.

Now, the question is... I have so much life experience. If we did go versus another family, we would have to try to lose, right? What if it was the Yak versus my real family? Because don't you have to do the next show? All right, so maybe try to get to Fast Money, but then try to get a zero on Fast Money? You still come back to the next episode. I'd like to win.

Really? I think getting a zero on Fast Money would be so funny. You don't need money. Wait, they give money in Family Feud? $20,000 if you win Fast Money. Okay. Oh. So I know a few people that have been on the show

and what they do is they tape a bunch in a day. Theoretically, if we went and won, we would just go on to the next show. We've got to win. What should we wear? Suits. Big suits.

I'm not in. I want you to be in, but I don't know if you will be in, so I don't want to get your hopes up. Yeah, you're right. It's too late for that. This is dumb. I've already thought of someone wearing it. Why? It's tearing us apart?

Yeah. We need an outside source to pick. Well, no. I mean. Steve. We need Steve to pick. Let's be honest, okay? There's three of us here who have been doing the Yak for five years.

Those three are in. Yeah. That's you, Rowan, and Steve, and Shay. Correct. So the rest of you are just fighting for our scraps Correct. Now you guys gotta fight for the rest. This is gonna tear us apart whenever we can get on the show. Let's play Family Feud for who gets to play Family Feud.

I'm down. I think we should do a wrestling match. I think that's really the only real option. Not making the Family Feud is more bad than going on Family Feud is good. Yes. Not making the family feud is more bad than going on family feud is good. Yes. Yes. It would, yeah.

So I think the best case scenario is that this never happens. Right. Or we can all go and play against each other. I mean, as long as we get to go, can we go as moral support? Well, I think actually- I would be rooting against them. When I'm thinking about it right now, what we should just do is we should split up. If we ever have the chance, we should split up five and five.

We should make two teams. And play against each other. You and Roan should be captains. And then figure... He's right. This is really breaking up this show. That's fucked up. That's really fucked up.

But if you guys are captains, you have to pick. That's kind of where we're at. No, I'm a captain. And Roan's a captain. All right, and I'll take Big Cat with my first pick. Okay, I'll take Rowan. That's fair. All right, who's your second picks?

Stephen Che, I guess, and that's five. Yep. Yeah. Because I have Rowan. Rowan has me. Rowan and Big Cat, Stephen Che. Yeah, that's it. Five versus five, though, would be great.

We've got to try to do that. So, Stephen, I think that's what you have to say. I already proposed five versus five. Wait, did you show email them like anybody in the world can do yeah probably within the yeah all right so i think we should just decide on this right now either we go as five versus five or we don't go no i don't think i can't let that happen no i don't think we can go i don't think we can break ourselves up like this. I didn't feel Drake the other family. I'd marry in. I mean, I think if we're going to do one group of five, we should have tryouts.

But Roan, Stephen and I are on the longest. I think it should be the five people who are on the longest. Oh. I think it should be you three. Oh, so KB. KB, Brandon, Che. Yeah. No, I don't want to do this.

This just breaks my heart. And Jared. And Jared. And Coley. Yeah. And Frank. Frank. And Jersey Jerry.

Where is Frank? I had to head him out. I had him out. Do not. He left. I actually watched him leave. He's very pissed. He is?

Pissed? Oh, yeah. Wow, what's the nature of the conversation? He's mad at me because I didn't telled? What's the nature of the conversation? He's mad at me because I didn't tell him that he's not on today, but we have the full show. I fucking had him done. It was done, and you walked out there. Because I do feel, if we don't have the full show, if there's

three of us here on a Thursday, he can come on. If there's seven of us, he can't. I'm not going to be here tomorrow. I am not either. Neither. I will. I want. Yeah, we will. So am not either. Neither. I will. Wait, what? All right. Yeah, we will.

So maybe Frank could come on. You guys have been having Ebony on instead of Frank. Yeah. Is Ebony here? You're not going to be here? We've been pulling in characters. Yeah, we'll decide who comes on. She's more of a girl yak.

You guys get to decide. Oh, yeah, the girl yak. People don't know about the girl yak. Yeah, Brandon, you hear about the girl yak? There's a girl yak. It's called girl yak. Is that who was in here yesterday? Yeah, I saw the girl yak. That's the girl yak, huh?

What are they going to call it? It's the name. Gak. It's the girl yak. Where are you guys going this weekend? Knoxville, Tennessee. Can I come? You're going to Philadelphia.

For a day. And a night. I'm looking to get out of the city. You're never here. That's ideal. I like doing that. It's helped his mental health. It has.

How can you be the king of New York if you don't like to be in New York? Because I hate New York. I'm going to go somewhere this weekend. Not sure where, but I'm going somewhere. Come to Knoxville, significantly. How can you be the king of New York if you don't like to be in New York? Because I hate New York. Ted Cruz. I'm going to go somewhere this weekend. I'm not sure where, but I'm going somewhere. Come to Knoxville, brother. I'm not allowed. Don't do that, Brandon. Well, other people are inviting themselves.

No. I'm not talking about inviting Sass at Lowe's. Whoa. What was that little? That was a little something. Spill. Who is that? Who's going?

I just want to put the T back in that cup, brother. Before we get to the T, I just wanted to note that I wasn't saying don't do that to invite you. I was saying don't do that. Brandon has decided that he just says brother all the time now. And it's brutal. I like brother. I say it. He does say it.

A very long time. I always say brother. He says it like. I think I got it more from Nick than I do. What do you want for lunch, brother? What? It was a me thing. Hulk Hogan over here. I say it a different way. I'm different from you. What do you want for lunch, brother? Yeah, that was a me thing. Hulk Hogan over here.

I say it a different way. I'm different from Hulk Hogan. You have a lot of similarities. But I stole it from you. Mine's more badass. How do you say it? Don't worry about it. All right, so who spilled the tea?

Don't worry about it. Oh, I know who's trying to come. I'm not spilling tea. I know who's trying to come. Who? Spill. Who do y'all think's trying to come. Who? Spill. Who do y'all think's trying to go to the Ole Miss Tennessee game? Spill.

The Ole Miss Tennessee game. Oh, Duggs. Duggs. Duggs. Duggs did ask. I told him he's more than welcome to come. But we don't have room on the flight. They should go together.

Big Tennessee. Those three should go together. Yeah, anyone can come. They should rent an RV and come home. Casey? Is Casey trying to come? Casey is trying to come. Casey is trying to come. Casey is coming.

Wow. So that's who you're talking about, Brandon. Oh, no. I mean, yeah, you just can't... He's hurt. Can't travel with him. Wait, do people not believe that Dog's injured? Apparently.

Apparently. That's a conspiracy? Yes. Wait, they don't believe that... Who? Dog is injured. He's fucking... He barely can walk. they don't believe that. Who? Dog is injured. He's fucking, he barely can walk. His leg has got to be amputated probably.

Jesus Christ. Yeah. God bless America. I think people are out there rooting for Brian Laundrie, to be honest. I am. A UFC fighter? I don't know. Because if he was a wrestler, you would have him on your podcast.

That's Kimbo Slices. Look at that. That's Kimbo Slices? Someone pointed out his ankle injury is so gruesome they didn't put it in there. Look, it didn't put it in the ankle. The frame is so gruesome. Turkey Bass. Seems to be standing fine.

He's leaning on the door. Yeah. He's barely, he's propped up. That looks like he's photoshopped into that picture. Yeah. Look at his cuffs. Also, look, he's still working. He's asking him to please surrender.

Yeah. Has anyone thought about just asking him? Dog's the best in the biz. Brian Laundrie shows up like, well, Dog finally asked if I would surrender, and that's all I was... Do you think the guy's dead? He just wanted someone to politely say it. Yeah, he's dead. Yeah.

I think Dog probably killed him. Do you think he's dead? Yeah. That's justice if Dog killed him, though. That's true justice. Can we do a... Street justice. Big Dog, Dog the Bounty Hunter shirt?

Yes. I have no idea. Absolutely. What would it say? Oh, I forgot. Big Dog's actually hit me up recently. They have new... I still want to own it.

What's Business Pete doing? Business Pete's taking pictures? What is Business Pete doing? I think it's fucking Business Pete just fucking snapping pictures of Robbie too. Jesus Christ. Business. Business Pete. Actually, he's been on the show longer than damn near anybody.

What the fuck is Gonzo up to? Oh, yeah. Let's give him a call. Can we call him Gonzo? I spoke to him two weeks ago. Can we call him? How's he doing two weeks ago. Can we call him? How's he doing? What was the nature of the conversations, huh?

Wait, you actually want to call him? No, what did you talk to him about? I'm not just catching up with the show. You don't hear us out right now? No. You can't hear us? Zero. Can you hear the rest of us through your headphones?

Yeah. He's talking just like us. TJ, you say something. Y'all fibbing? No, KB. You're short. Can you hear TJ? No.

Well, they're dying in there. You're fucking ass. My bad. No, I don't hear anyone. TJ just put fucking hands and feet on you. Goddamn. He just bodied you badly. What is going on with Big Dog?

I'm emailing right now asking to purchase it again. What did they hit you up about? About your offer? Yeah. Or did they want to collab? They said we had hit the reset button more than once over the past few months as we worked through some stuff. But new people here at Big Dog, some of the old ones are back actually. And we will be doing much better with answering

the simplest emails. Here's a contact. Don't think the brand is for sale, but open to discussion of other things. Thanks, Steve. What other things? It's like, honestly, it's my entire retirement plan at this point, is to own Big Dogs. What are Big Dogs?

They don't think it's for sale. I just want to buy it, and I want to retire and just make – I want to hire everyone here. Yeah, you'll clean house there. Yeah, clean house there. We'll bring everyone in, and we'll sit in a warehouse in Chicago every day coming up with T-shirt ideas. Yes. Smoking six. And that will be our life.

Snakes for dinner. Maybe a reality show on A&E about it. The dog pound. Yeah, see, they updated shit. I don't like it. No, this is too fresh. The colors are wrong. Yes. Bite me.

The whole palette's wrong. Looks too good. They're trying to be like the TikTok. You got to realize, Big Dog can be a billion-dollar company if you just go after fat, Midwestern 40 plus year old men roughing the quarterback that has that one's pretty good okay that one's i love that that means they still got it there's not even a big dog on that middle one how did they choose which letters were i can't fight cancer i can yeah you get it now i do yeah i need a second lazy big dogs football no stopping

they also have one if you're losing the fight and it's i love it when did you find this oh this has been around forever we've i mean i've wanted to own it for a very long time weren't you on the show when we were talking about we've like you was i bought the whole show was i big dog apparel that that that's terrible that's a cop out. That's terrible. What did you email them? I was like, I want to buy it. And they said what? We're not for sale.

It's like, you got to be for sale. Dude, I'll overpay for it. The nice list is so overrated. But yeah, but Rover rated. Yeah, come on. That's bullshit. What happened? They're doing beer now?

This shit sucks. Oh, God. Their creative direction is just... I can get you on the naughty list? Keep calm and be merry? What? I'm going to kill myself. At this point, do you even want to buy them?

I don't know. They've butchered this. It's beginning to look... No, it's not beyond recognition, though. The brand is still strong. Bah Humbark's good. Fuck, that's good. Bah Humbark's good. Fuck, that's good. Bah Humbark.

Yeah, that's great. That's really good. We need more motivational messages like that. Sithmas? No. Is that a big dog? Star Wars crossover. It should be Sithmas.

Yes. The dog is sitting. Sithmas doesn't make sense. Also, can they license that? We need more football I know it's Siths Okay I know that But that's not what this is about

It's Sithmas It's Sithmas Dog City You could still have it be Darth Vader Yeah That actually makes it better Where the best The best big dog shirts

Every joke on it Doesn't make any sense together That's the goal Yes Some anti-football puns, like fourth and bark. Yeah. Yes. And you may think fourth and bowl, like the dog bowl.

Yeah. Fourth and bark. Or a quarterback talking to a wide receiver and she says, go dog instead of long. And then there's also a go dog, but that's instead of deep. Yes. Pound the bark. But they're not even really for Star Wars fans.

They're for football fans. Hail bone. That's good. Wait, what's the football one? No. No. No. Woof flicker.

Woof flicker. Nice. Theref Flicker. Woof Flicker. Nice. There we go. That one's pretty cool. Unleash the Power? That's kind of cool, yeah. I kind of like the dog silhouette on the football. I'm very bummed out about this.

Oh, this one's good. We bought that one. Yeah. Terry Brad Dog. Johnny Unbitis. Joe Dog Tana. Yeah, that's good. I did buy that one.

The Seinfeld one's the best one. You bought me Seinbark. Yeah, Seinbark. That's what I'm talking about. Every time I wear it, I get a huge compliment. What are the ones on it? I can't even think of, I don't know, because it's so nonsensical. I don't even like looking it down.

Search Seinfeld on the big dog shirt. It might be Seinfetch. Yeah. Yeah, it is. There it is. And then who is it? Elaine Bassett? That's a very fire.

Chuman? Chuman. I love that. Cosmo. What does that say? Zoom in. Can you zoom in? George?

Can we zoom in to the names? Oh, God. Oh, oh no it's way worse wait go to the other graphic go to the middle yeah there you go there it is george cospaniel posmo kramer schumann oh and he's just sign fetch sign jerry signs jerry sign fetch masters of their domain that's awesome i'm on one of those yeah dude these i mean we had a big dog week yeah we did i definitely wasn't on for that no it was probably about a year and a half ago i really i really really got hot about it and i was like i really just want to buy this brand and actually that was uh was it? Oh no, it was our other producer who said he knew They go into 6XL? Our other producer on Sirius

said he knew the owner, the creator of Big Dog and he was just a legend. Was it Eric? Yeah, Eric. He was like, he would just come to the bar and buy everyone drinks

and like, remember that? He's got that Big Dog money. Didn't he refer to himself as Big Dog? Yes, he did. Yeah, I mean, you have to. How could you not? Would you change your name? It's worth dog? Yes, he did. Yeah, I mean, you have to. Would you not? Would you change your name? Maybe it's worth a lot more than you think.

No, I think it's funny, the big cat owning the big dog. And we'd have a whole brand of pussy shirts. Yeah, for women. No, for cats, people. That was disgusting, Nick. What? That was fucked up. That was actually really fucked up.

Whatever, I'm sorry. I'm trying to sell to women as well. No, Nick. What? That was fucked up. That was actually really fucked up? Whatever. I'm sorry. I'm trying to sell to women as well. This pink hat bullshit, bro. Well, now I'm back on the trail. Let's see if it leads to anything, boys. I'll help you. Thank you.

How will you help? I've got some guys out there. Where? To do what? At Big Dog headquarters. Yeah? You don't know it. I don't think you know any any fat

people we didn't have any fat people at our show last night it was amazing he was hiding because i kept on telling him to get down it was like an anne frank situation dude get down please get down we had jokes for some no he i actually saw he we locked eyes when you guys started saying there's no fat people here. He was crouching underneath. We were going to kick him out. Yeah. You guys fucked last night? He had to buy two tickets. No one fucked?

I fucked. No one fucked? I fucked. Oh, yeah. Brandon fucked. Nobody else fucked. I wasn't there. Mentally.

Mentally fucked. I mentally fucked. How many chicks in the crowd did you mentally fuck? If they laughed at me. Those girls front row hated us. Yeah, mentally fucked. You met a people that were there. I mentally fucked. How many chicks in the crowd did you mentally fuck? No one there. If they laughed at me. Those girls front row hated us. Yeah, she did. No, the other one liked us.

Yeah. The brunette. Yeah. Oh, yeah. What did she say? The blonde. She said, you guys are a cult. You guys are kind of like a cult.

But then after I talked to them. There's a lot of white people here. No, they were on the Yak show. Didn't like the Yak? I talked to them after and they were like, that was so funny. Well. You guys didn't even break a smile the whole time. And the one who said that we were a cult we forced her to say viva yeah so that was kind of she loved it were there any viva chants oh yeah almost a dozen yeah

there was a big cat chant there was an owen chant yeah a lot of vivas a lot of vivas it was dope kill the homeless there was a Kill the Homeless chant. Yeah, we probably can't put some of these. We should probably just put it out as select clips. Or we should put out a whole show that just bleeps. I don't think it's anything that bad. No, but I actually like the idea of a live show should be a live show. People shouldn't get to enjoy a live show.

It wasn't like... No, there's probably 15 minutes of clips that you could put on the Yak YouTube and get people to go subscribe. Because a lot of it was you guys just hanging out with the people in the crowd. Yeah. How many subscribers do we have to the Yak YouTube? Let's get those numbers up. I want to get a plaque. I would love a plaque.

We're almost there. Is the plaque... What are we getting? 40.8? We got to get to like 50. Come on. Well. Is the plaque... What are we... 40.8? We got to get to like 50. Come on. Well, it's tough because... Please subscribe, everyone.

Which channel do you want them to watch it on? Well, yeah. If they watch it after the show. We do kind of have it a little confusing. We probably should go... I feel like it should just be going straight to this. Yeah. We can talk about it, but then is that going to hurt numbers?

Maybe for a little bit. I gonna hurt for maybe for a little bit I think it would hurt for a little bit and then we would like grow out of it yeah let me ask about the switch let's switch

yeah but what happens if it really fucks us it could yeah I don't think it will cause if people are watching every day we waste like a 50k

on the bar still yeah there's like there's like 5 to 6 thousand people who watch everyday live yeah and shout out to you. And then between the two videos.

They're going to be like, where'd this show go? Yeah, between the YouTube, the Barstool main YouTube, and the Yak YouTube, we probably have like, what, 60,000 to 70,000 watches per day? Maybe we should just make one of those like when Joe Rogan got signed to the Spotify thing and be like, hey guys, we're moving over to... Yeah. That'd be a good idea. Just let everyone know.

You know what we need to do is we need to make the switch on our next draft day because those are always hyped. And then be like, this is where we're going to be and get people because that's when people talk about it. I agree. That will be when we make the switch. I'll get the wheels in motion. That's our Y2K.

And we'll promote it, of course, on Son of a Boy Dad. I would like to think you guys would do the same. Yeah. We're team players. Anus has a YouTube now as well. Oh, yes. Subscribe to that.

Fuck yeah. You want to see, if you actually subscribe to it so you can see how much weight KB has lost. Is that off? I thought that was off, KB. It's off.

I changed it to off, right? What is off? No, I'm still down. I was 162 over quarantine. You look great. And now I'm like 142. KP. It's off. It's off, right? What is off? No, I'm still down. I was 162 over quarantine. You look great. And now I'm like 142. Yeah, you look great. But you're trying to get down to 123.

I'm not anymore. I'm trying to... Let's get you to double digits. Yeah. A 99-pound weakling. A true... Let's see if we can get you down to 99. We'll use Trent's Breaking 100 merch.

And just use it for you. I'm trying to think if I could. Spider said he did a few weeks ago. Oh, no. Spider went under 100. Yeah. Oh, jeez. He's been bulking, though.

Jesus lives stressed. His stressed life. Spider apologizes. I had to tell him to stop. I had to ban him from apologizing. You can't be apologizing. Then he apologized for that. He apologized to me.

He owes me nothing. He owes me nothing. He owes no apologies. He works fucking so hard. I hate when people say stop apologizing though because then you say sorry. Yeah. Right.

But he should stop apologizing because he apologizes for other people's fuck ups. Yeah. He apologizes for weather and weather has been banned for at least a couple years according to White Sox data.

Twice, yeah. Since we're kind of in the planning stage, I just want to make sure, is this nut off really going to happen? Yeah, my boy's already coming to town. It's over than two weeks. I feel like Ruiz isn't going to show up. Ruiz isn't going to show up. He lives in New York.

It's two weeks from tomorrow. I don't think he'll show up. Wow. I think he works down the street from here. I don't think he'll show up. Wow. I think he works down the street from here. He'll come by on lunch, he'll go to Just Salad, and then he'll fucking bring out two fat-ass beets. A beet won't cut it, my friend.

Your boy's nuts are not bigger than... No, his nut. I know you're pluralizing it on purpose to piss me off, and it's working. Yeah. He has one big nut. And what is it? It's a yam. Not joking. I might be underselling it.

But a yam comes in many sizes. It's a big yam. Holy fuck. It's a big yam. Ruiz's are like... It's a small honeydew. Yeah. Is the one nut eating at the other one?

Yeah, the other one's small. It's eating? Yeah, it's absorbing some of its mass. Is he going to get it checked out? He's getting surgery soon to get it fixed, but one last hurrah. I'd love to have that in a mason jar on Brandon's shelf. A Pat's nut? Yeah.

Might have to. Ron, if your guy has two big nuts, then there's no way he has one nut as big as this guy's nut. I mean, this is just... I'll let Ruiz combine the nuts. You just turned it into this massive propaganda thing where it's like all nuts

are sight unseen, but you're just buying into Nick's hard sell about the nuts rather than my quiet confidence about Ruiz's nuts. This guy just said he would put one nut up against your guy's two nuts. Yeah, and that's hubris. It is. It's hubris, and I'm disgusted by it. Testicular hubris.

Testicular hubris. Ruiz has fucking massive nut. Massive. He does. Pat's the biggest. All right, UTEP is catching up. Is UTEP catching up? Yeah, we need more, boys.

Where's it at? This is the College Dropout Tour Miami. But where can they vote? In the comments on YouTube. Don't tweet. YouTube. UTEP. On Brianna tweet YouTube. UTEP. On Brianna's YouTube.

UTEP. And that we're doing her a service. We're getting her more views, and we will send her to one of the most underrated cities in North America. Yeah, the 21st biggest? 21st, yeah. Where are we talking about? El Paso.

A little place called El Paso. Jewel of Texas. Jewel? Is she allowed to just not go to UTEP though if it wins? I can see her trying to pull that. Won't go over well. Imagine the cartel

finds out about it. They're over in Juarez. They come right over the border. Kill her. Go ahead and try chicken fry. Alright. Alright. We good? Everyone good? They come right over the border and kill her. Go ahead and try chicken fry. All right. All right. Good job.

Everyone good? People should check out Die Trying. Yes. That episode was fucking incredible. Really sick. Awesome. Awesome. All right.

So tomorrow, Brandon, KB, Nick, and Owen. And we'll handpick We're gonna Sass is also back I'm also gonna be here Oh yeah I'm on the same train Unless I'm like

Somewhere else Next week I think You never fucking know brother I might be out west Next week I think Ronan and I are out Thursday and Friday That's true

And I will be as well I'll be out Friday I've decided that I'm going to Denver I actually already told my friend I was going Well that doesn't mean anything. How are you going to get there?

I'll fly. I'll fly there. I knew you were. I got to go watch Rome perform. Yeah, that's true. It's part of your job. It is. I don't know.

I never saw you perform. Whoa. Bro. Damn. You know who did see me perform? Nick KB and Owen. I thought KB Or I thought Nick had to stand outside

Nick didn't He saw you Didn't hear you I saw him perform Yeah you did You did Where were you Rowan? Through glass

Where were you? I tried to buy tickets Like every TV I tried to buy tickets And I couldn't get any Because they were all sold out I actually bought a ticket to that To which one?

To your last one Oh yeah yeah yeah I didn't want to go in alone. With Call Him Tyrell was there. It's not Call Him Tyrell. It's Call Him Tyrell. He's a very funny comedian. Call Him?

It's like... Call Him Tyrell. Oh, no. Say it, say it. Black comic. Like Wildin' Out. I feel like that it. Black comic. Like Wildin' Out. Like I feel like that would be a cast

member on Wildin' Out. Yeah. Call him Tyrell. Yeah. He's Irish right? Yeah. Yeah. Call him Tyrell.

Very very heavy accent. It's very funny. Sounds hilarious. Sounds really funny. He's really funny. We should have him on the act. Well no he talked to us

He was like Oh you guys work for Barstool Oh yeah He's like I really want to go on The Friday night beers Yeah I had to put his phone

His number in my phone Yeah And talk to him About getting on Friday night pints Yeah he really wants To do Friday night pints That was the only thing

He wanted to do With Barstool It's legendary It is. Everything. Wow. It's possible. Can we pull up the Friday Night Pints?

Wow. The Blue Lives Matter shirt? I have one. Wait, what? I have a thin blue line Friday Night Pints shirt. Remember when we made the shirt? Oh, that's right. Oh, fuck.

That was so funny. We should play that with these two. Yeah, they'd be good. That was fun. What about, wasn't there one with the towers and it was just like, it's coming? Oh, fuck. That was so funny. We should play that with these two. Yeah, they'd be good. That was fun. What about, wasn't there one with the towers and it was just like, it's coming? It's going to happen. It's going to happen. We designed t-shirts on a game.

It's so funny. Yeah, let's do that. And then you could buy the t-shirts. What's first? I drink the coffee. Then I do the things. Is that a shit thing? What don't you understand about that?

There's no dog pun. What don't you understand about that? There's no dog pun. Don't you understand about that? There's no dog pun. There's no dog pun. Do the things. Yeah. That's dog shit. That's how dogs speak.

I'm going to go do the thing. You are right. Have you ever heard a dog talk? Fucking idiot. Do the things. It has the word dog in it. All right. Viva.

Viva. See you everyone tomorrow. It's the act Yeah it's time to talk shop We're doing Yankees Love is the act