The Yak - We Can't Stop Playing 'What's In The Box' | The Yak 3-12-25

Episode Date: March 12, 2025

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Robak.com promo code Yak. It's what's, who's in the box day? Who's in the box day? Is it? Yeah, it's who's in the box day. Oh, we're doing that today? We're doing that today. Holy shit.

Oh my God. We're playing who's in the box. How many people are playing who's in the box? Two, four people total. Wow. Two games of who's in the box. I've been practicing my box squat. Nice one. How's it going? Thanks. Pretty good. Where's Bauer? Where the fuck is Bauer? And Julio's a guest and he's late. We got a lot of boxes.

Maybe they're in the boxes. Oh, that would great clicky back is the longest vacation of all time It's like longest vacation of all also who takes a vacation from from Wednesday to Wednesday, that's weird. Yeah crazy. That's insane. We see didn't miss much. Yeah We're different. We're different world sees last the There were two things ron.com everyone should go subscribe should we love ron? he had Nicky smokes on today and

Two things that were just just stop my brain. I was like this fucking guy is so goddamn dumb one ron was gonna play smash or pass with him with with barstool employees and Nicky smokes legit thought it was gonna be women like he he went into it being like I know it's ready like I'm gonna have to do this Obviously was old guys, but he's so dumb. He was just like He's like Annika's my number one. Oh before he even started. Oh, yeah Wait text cat Kyle and then the other one was sell the other one on I'm gonna text Kyle Kyle. Where are you? Kyle, where are you? That's what you were texting. Yeah, where are you? The other one was

Is that him? That was Julia? Oh, that's Julia. Where's Kyle? What'd you do with Kyle? the other one was the sentence that he said was Rudy is Low-key low-key low-key right now that was he said that like legit this is not a joke sentence yeah he said Rudy is they were talking about Rudy's attractiveness and he was like Rudy is low-key low-key low-key all right so this this might make sense give me a second hey this is a Rudy's high-key Give me a second. A, Rudy's high key attractive. I think they were talking about Rudy's game or something,

or how he doesn't. Well, why would he just use two? Like, he's low key, low key. What was the third one doing? He is. Right, the third one was what stopped my brain. I was just like, there's no need for the third one. What was it like how a double negative cancels out?

Like two low keys cancel each other out, but then the third then why not use the one round He's not low-key Low-key, but not triple low-keys just low-key you got it mark. I think I'm on something but with an emphasis This is like the Buffalo thing right the Buffalo's Buffalo sentence yeah, I go ahead and walk me through that one cuz I don't know that one TJ pull up the Buffalo's on let's. Let's see if we can get Kyle Did you watch did you consume any of Nikki smokes on ron.com today? No, okay. All right, so That's probably because you're low-key low-key

Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo What would you what would you say if I said that to you was that a compliment I just gave you how I Said you're low-key low-key low-key. Are you trying to create a Buffalo Buffalo? No, this is this is a exact sentence Said he said he's what he called Rudy low-key low-key Low-key He's either a genius or a moron and the evidence is pointing. Yeah very strongly Yeah, to start there's definitely a comma after the second low key has to be yes that that low key

Yeah, there's a parentheses in the first two low keys, and then he and then you multiply it all by the low We're using the order of operations Yeah, I can make this work, and so it's maybe so is it are we adding low key plus low key? multiplied low key So how he typed it out just three straight low keys. So he said it. I said he said Rudy is low key low can I gonna say it with a Four character is there a possibility he met that the fucking the brother. Oh, hello Yeah

That's interesting consider that that somehow there's still an extra low key in there right low key L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o L o That's one that's low key to clean us, but no I replaced under the radar with his adjective for low key Yeah, so he's like he's he no he's under he's just between us. He is under the radar First little guy yeah, so so one low key, but you got to work through the two no yeah He is wait. He is under the radar how under the radar he is. Yes, and then that's what the first two are. That's between us? And then the third Loki is like, but that's between us.

Oh my God. Maybe, yes, he's an under the radar, Peel's partner, a melancholy Peel's partner under the radar dressed in subtle Avengers garve Wow by the way, I was I'd left about three or four times last night Just thinking about the dude in Cancun fingering Bonnie blue. We ran it back Just fingered her she fucked 30 of my friends and all I did was finger her Yeah, I Knew I should have made a move now. I'm thinking of guy who's like hype about it

Talking about last night, I got it in Last night was wild I fucking fingered Bonnie blue No, no, that's it. That's all we did You know just finger all up in her bed She was wild I'm never washing my hand again So she's just going she just went to Cancun just to fuck all those dudes There's no evidence. They're fucking right there. She's just she's throwing it on them for pictures. I There is oh

Someone's their only fan subscriber I do like the idea that she's just she's just basically trapping all these guys into Pictures they're gonna regret for the rest of her life. Yeah, that's reasonably embarrassing Unless you finger Cuz like if I showed you a picture be like Kyle can you explain this picture with Bonnie blue from 2010 you're like Got some That would be like me going to spring break and just jerking off Johnny sins yeah And just jerking off Johnny sins yeah, so yeah

Last night is she she has an only fans. I guess She does not she does What does she do on it? What's she making a into watches I? I'm a small business guy. How quickly do those those guys guys just come right away. She's too corporate She charges like 30 bucks to just oh for the only fan a video That's a lot. I'm assuming she has handlers and that she's got like a time limit So if you're going too long, they're like alright your time's almost up So should I get off the pot? Right? I think it's probably that kind of thing.

Because the friction after all that time, it's a lot of friction. There's a lot of friction. Could solve our energy per crisis. It's like a meet and greet. Yeah. We also need to talk about Danny, you posted it. I should have brought it up on Monday. Did you guys see this clip, White Sox Dave? Larry David. Yeah.

What? White Sox Dave claims that people compare him to Larry David. And this is after they said that he resembled Michael Scott and he responded with, but no, I get Larry David, which is the most Mike answer of all. Yeah. Like his humor. His his humor humor. Yeah Yeah, I'll take your beef as well. I'm gonna buy Danny Conrad a beef for dominating you guys in that office draft Timeout so white ox Dave since he was on it cuz he's never seen the office

And he said he watched the first season and I was like so how do you feel now when people are like? Dave you're like Michael Scott. He's like I never heard that he's like he's like I don't really see it, but I see when people compare me to Larry David. Yeah, I get Never heard that I have gotten that oh he's done. Yeah, he's done. How can you say that? I don't know no way names No way, I've heard Michael Scott. I've never heard Larry. I I've heard both but I feel like you perpetuate I guess the grumpiness maybe Larry David I'm not typically grumpy Alright so now I'm seeing the Larry David.

Yeah. Fighting about saying you're a grump. No, him being like, I'm not a grump is very, like, having an extended conversation, whether he's grumpy, while being grumpy the whole time, is very Larry David. But yeah, wild. He's like evil Michael Scott. Larry David is like one of the funniest guys of all time. Yeah, yeah people think Sarah might have Michael Jordan Crazy that's crazy. There's nothing about white socks day even the grumpy. He's grumpy in a different way than Larry's yeah, right

It's even that part's not even the same so that would mean like he just when he watches curb Like he just basically sees Larry David always getting into arguments with people that's what he thinks yeah he doesn't feel any awkwardness right it's he's not analyzing like the that Larry David is like a social sniper right and like really observant or he'll watch he'll watch the scenarios and he'll say I hate when I kill when I accidentally kill Jeff Garland's dog Yeah, which don't we all like this that's why the show successful It's relatable. I hate when I call a child gay in front of his mom Yeah, what oh like yeah Larry David get it all the time

I think someone searched for it on Twitter and there was zero. Let me see. Oh Larry David's white socks Dave's Could guarantee there's zero It's just and it really is the most Michael Scott the face he makes when you say when you're you're stunned Yeah, he goes even more stuff. Yeah, you're being stunned. How could you not? White star save Larry David synonymous two Titans of comedy Yeah He's a special one Did somebody put the curb theme over the chewing gum video and he saw oh we could do that he saw that one time Oh, it's like make that edit real quick for us. That would be maybe that's probably what somebody already made the edit

Sent it to him, and he was like oh my god. Yep. I'm Larry David 100% that are the Larry David over I see you getting into lots of Larry David's there fucking will Prendergast Set it off Will will you have no idea what you've done? Yeah for four years ago Is the gum video your favorite white socks a video because it's up there. It's probably one one Yeah, I mean the busting his nose on velcro awesome his nose the whole Q sac thing was Yep, incredible Velcro. Busting his nose. The whole Q-sack thing was Yep.

Incredible. I'm trying to think what other whites. The hair turn on this show. Yeah. When he introduced himself as the wrong name. Oh yeah, that one's, yeah. Oh, he says, he was Dylan? You're Dylan too.

You're Dylan too. I'm also Dylan. Hey, I'm Dylan. Hey, I'm Dylan. Hey, I'm Dylan. Hey, I'm Dylan. Hey, I'm Dylan. Yeah, I'm Dylan.

Oh, you're Dylan too? Oh no, I'm Dylan. Oh, you're Dylan, too. Oh No, I'm Dave Yeah, you got that confused That the M&M video. I don't know why it's always been a personal favorite. What's that where he's like? Do you guys know that M&M? Oh, yeah, don't taste the same Different colors are different taste the same different colors are different so many hmm we should do a White Sox Dave funeral the old White Sox Dave the balding White Sox Dave is dead yeah him with hair is gonna be a problem yeah I don't like it he's a new man

already already Perfect Like maybe we said me too or something didn't actually say I'm doing yeah, I'm doing Who won the flight simulator? Yeah. Yeah, how was that? Somebody who desperately needed that money. Arian Foster won.

He was the winner. It was really, it was fun. It was fun. Che, you were Vietnamese? Yeah, that was a very funny moment in the stream where we played basically a game of, Nick designed it a game of werewolf, but instead it was Wahlberg's versus terrorists Okay, and so instead of werewolves there are terrorists and everyone else is a Wahlberg

But there was one character who was a Vietnamese American because Mark Wahlberg famously used at least used to hate them Yeah, and if you voted that person out then that person would win the game and you got Vietnamese American Did you get voted out I Did yeah, the clip is pretty good. It's funny because everyone is supposed to be silent during it's like going to sleep during werewolf But then not everyone is playing some people's been on it Yes, he's American some people have been on mute. Yes. Vietnamese, American,

terrorists go to sleep. Let's also have the Vietnamese American wake up. Alright, Vietnamese, American, terrorists go to sleep. Terrorists go to sleep. Vietnamese American wake up. Oh no. Everyone go to sleep. Oh no. I think we all know who it is now.

Shay. The cave's ruined now. Our snake guys are back. Yeah, Ollie. Oh my god. Did you see a thing they brought no was it a snake? Oh that fucking I wonder how it got here Oh the lizard yeah, yeah, what's right? Holy shit there? He brought a dragon Can we bring in our first punishment so they have a seat so they can see what we're talking about

Have you guys ever seen the movie? Snakes on a plane? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, snakes. I'm out. If it's snakes, I'm out. Yeah, I'm out. If it's snakes, I'm out. I have no idea what you think. How long was this? How long was this? Things way freakier than a snake. What is that a Komodo dragon?

Monitor lizard Monitor lizard those things if you ever, like, on Twitter, and you're scrolling, and you see one of those prowling, get off it immediately. Why? It's going to eat like a goat hole or something. It's going to do something bothersome to you. Eat it like a baby deer.

Oh, no. Julio, have you ever seen one? Not in person, but the best Planet Earth episode is the Komodo dragon one, where apparently they will bite a water buffalo once, and then just, it's poisoned from there, and they just stand around and wait till it's too weak, and then they all eat it. Jesus Christ.

For like three days, they sit and watch it. How big are the Komodos? They're pretty big. Bigger than? Yeah, that wasn't a very big one. I think they're bigger than that, yeah. Wait, they're poisonous, God? I think so, wait, they're poisonous. I think so It's pretty fucked up dude. Yeah, pft. Had to fly the plane with the snake starting to like wrap around his neck

Hell no, you land all the planes a couple crashes couple crashes. They did a great job. He did a really good job It was fun. They did stinky cloud stuff. They did they got anica in the stinky cloud How'd they stick it up? That's a good guy got voted off for that part so it's fart spray. Yeah, it's good old fart spray I voted off first round by fucking I love it. Stuffy clouds. I don't want to be here. Oh wait. Sorry, I forgot to start the timer. Start the timer, Lucas! Is it bad if I just read through my mouth? That's fucked up by Lucas.

There it goes. Can you taste it? What was that? It was like a fart bomb. We should have put the can inside of it, right? That was dumb. That was a fart bomb? I guess so.

Brandon. Sounds smelly. Should we talk about the thing we talked about? I thought maybe it'd be better if we just did it. What are you talking about? Oh, what are you talking about? I was thinking about the thing I texted you last night. Oh no, I was thinking about that. Oh, what were you talking about? Us think about the thing I texted you last night. Oh, no, I wasn't thinking about that. Oh, what were you thinking about? Motivating your mom No, I was thinking I don't know if you guys have seen Brandon's truck recently, but he has far too many ducks It's a Jeep and my kids truck is truck Jeep my kids love the FC

25 rubber duckies in the dash and it's it looks like a hoarder. He's a hoarder Where do you get them they get placed under on my Jeep? People will put a duck under there to share the ducks jeeps have ducks Why don't we you're not you're not buying these yourself? I haven't bought a single one you need a signature doc I will just park somewhere and how many do you have? I'm gonna say there's 25 to 30. Go get them. How many? You want me to bring all my ducks? I would like to see all the ducks. We're going duck hunting. Wouldn't that mean that you use some of your ducks to give to other jeeps then? I'm not doing that shit. I only put them in my

windshield for everyone to see. I'm not a fucking loser. It's a ridiculous look It's an absurd amount of ducks see a man's Jeep and just ducks everywhere what you got the ducks It's maybe we'll use the ducks for who's in the box and put a duck in a box you gotta guess we're gonna play Who's the duck in the box? So excited for this what What are we playing talking that sucks? Yeah competition, yeah, I don't know if it's fair for me to judge would you mind Of course of course

Are they are they cooking right now? Yeah, they're cut. They're competing right? Why I'm just curious Why why would it not be fair for you to judge? Oh, okay, so you yeah, you're to judge? Because I've seen everything you're doing. Oh, okay, so yeah, you're observing their tech. Yeah, I'll judge. You know, yeah. I haven't seen all the errors that they've done. Okay.

All right, don't show it then, because I don't wanna see it. That makes sense. There's a nice honkot reunited with Tiffany Gomez. Gomez. Gomez. Gomez. She's very nice. Yeah.

Did you chat with her? Chatted her up a little bit very very beautiful Pretty lady. It was like a minute before the stream started and Tiffany was just in the corner the whole time and I don't know where Dante just goes. Oh my god. That's the plane girl Yeah, Hank and Tiff those two young mm-hmm young kids Like you see them rekindle that yeah Do you remember the Vietnamese guy who did get dragged off the plane in a trail of blood and screams? Oh the doctor was it? Yeah, David. Yeah happened

You'll remember it was like it was a 2017 United seventeen United airplane. It was a hole hole in see a video Why was he flipping out? They tried to like they needed an extra seat so they're trying to get someone to volunteer and then they on cell phone Wait, why did the United Airlines plane about to depart from Chicago's O'Hare Airport? man who'd been ordered to give up the seat to United employee and refused was violently forced off by police fellow passengers said Blood on his face as he was dragged by my god I'm I later said he's been chosen at random when no one volunteered to accept an offer

100% this guy's side Yeah, America. Oh fuck ever kicks like if you're sitting in your seat. It's over. You're it. Yeah, that's insane That's crazy. The worst part is he was on his way to be a doctor and see patients That's why he needed to get home and didn't volunteer The scream was too much and scream. Yeah, go play this you went limp. That's the day you buy United stock Yeah, you know she's gonna go down and fucking No, that's the day you short it well, but no but after this comes out well Yeah, yeah, yeah, just to make room for employees to did he end up getting like a thousand. This isn't even that many

Flight points why did you do that? That's a lot of ducks. That's why did you do that? Why did you spill them? It's only 21 ducks 21 ducks It's not even that many and it barely it didn't even go all the way across the dash We're thinking about playing duck in the box. I don't want to play duck in the box. These are my Jeep ducks What about duck in the box? Explain duck in the box to me you put a duck in the box. are my Jeep ducks what about duck in the box explain duck in the box to me you put a duck in the box you gotta decide which one's in there how are we gonna decide which the boxes are huge should we play duck duck Doug put

Doug and a couple ducks and what can we do with what's the order the ducks gonna do we're gonna know which ones Doug which ones a duck? Yeah. Well, but anyway, I will get on and it happens here often. I'll just go out to my Jeep getting the car to go home and under my door handle will be a a duck compressed into the door handle and I'll put it on the dash. What do Jeep people like what just buy a car dude just buy a **** car and just drive. Well, guess what in June on June 19th when it's 82 degrees outside

and you've got a roof over your head and I and my hair is blowing in the breeze and I'm waving at the bitches and they're like hmm who's that dude in the Jeep with his beard a-blowing what are you gonna do you you specifically picked Juneteenth yeah that's interesting that's interesting that on a day of reflection yeah what do you white jeep July 3rd July 3rd July 3rd I'm like you guys are just stuffed into a car and go back to the June 19th one mm-hmm that's a good summer day mm-hmm is that all it is so what I got I just went and got the ducks for nothing we're just no we're gonna

play duck in a box I don't play duck in a box I thought we're playing purpose person in a box you have a duck in the box seems pretty crazy. Cause like, you wouldn't know which one's the box. One of them's big. Yeah, what's that one? I don't know, it's a fireman duck. I got a fireman, somebody give me a fireman duck. That's my favorite one, don't mess with fireman duck.

There's vampire duck, there's blue duck, there's pink duck, there's super pink duck, there's brown duck, there's cow duck. You do know all your ducks. Is that a nurse duck? There's a nurse duck, there's a police duck, there's a fire duck. This duck is kind of losing his... Is that a vampire? That's a vampire duck.

That's a Dracula duck, yeah. Do you have any doubles? I got a couple of yellowsula I got a couple yellows Another couple yellows Wow if you see a nice this boxer duck I like translucent this ducks a boxer what I was gonna say is we should you should sign him and sell to whom? People would buy ducks. I'd rather just give them to Jeep guys if you're a Jeep guy hit me I don't do that. I Don't know I'll have Caitlin do it. Do you have a Wrangler? I do does it ever do the like death shake thing every single motherfucking day of my life

What is the scariest thing in the world you get up to about? 4550 right Why it's not a Bigget up to 80 it just starts wobbling it starts doing this and like it's the scariest thing in the world Yeah, so you have a you bought a car that you have to, that death rattles, that people leave plastic ducts on and you have to wave to everyone who also has that car. Yeah, the death wobble of a Jeep. It's terrifying.

The death wobble. It's shocking when it really sets in and then sometimes I have to almost pull over. Yeah, and sometimes if you can't pull over, you just have to go really slow. Yeah, you slow all the way down. I used to have one too, and I would open for people, and the whole deal a lot of the time when you open for people is you have to drive them.

So, and if that would happen, it would be like the last time people brought me. Oh man. Death wobble? A death wobble. It's fucked, dude. Who named that? Can I see, is there like video of the death wobble? It convulses in a way that's like so terrifying. I wish I could see it from the outside. I think it's fine, it feels, it's fucked name that can I see is there like it convulses in a way? That's like so terrifying. I wish I could see if they get it feels like it's falling apart

Yeah, can we see a video, but it's not too often, but it's only the Wrangler. That's it Yes, every day wait, but that's like nothing like that can last for like five minutes. What that's not By these cars I like them. I had one when I was when I was 20 and when I met my wife I had to get rid of it when we got pregnant we had to get rid of it and I always wanted another one. Is Wrangler actively working on this problem? No this has been for years. And there's no way to fix it? Yeah. That's it? Yeah. Oh my god. That just happens when you go over 55. Mine mine happens more between like 75 and 80. Or if you like hit like a very tiny little bump

They can set it up that looks so dangerous It is like Okay, yeah, cool. Yes, I like your ducks Dude, how does it the car not fall apart? I don't get it. I don't know either. It's crazy At least you die with a bunch of ducks Not for the faint of heart, you know, I don't make fun of your perfectly perfect car. You have the same car. I know.

I like these ducks. I'm turning on the ducks. The translucent ducks. Right. And what about fireman duck? I forgot about fireman duck. Is that nurse duck? She could get it.

Look, fireman duck has an axe and and a hose oh My god, that's insane these guys are recreating it trying to fix it They put they put like a down on the ground so if they hit this pipe it starts the death wobble It's never gonna happen if you're going that slow the pipe does it yeah, it's crazy looks like it's about to turn into a transformer Yeah, seriously if you're going that slow. The pipe does it, yeah, it's crazy. Looks like it's about to turn into a transformer. What? Yeah, seriously. Anyway, I'm thinking about getting a truck though. I'm thinking about giving the Jeep to my daughter and getting a truck.

A nice safe car for your daughter. What with the? Does she inherit the ducks or do you? She had to get her own ducks. She had to get her own ducks, yeah. I wanna get a truck too, but can I ask this question? Are you allowed to get a pickup truck if you don't need it for anything specific? Yes, do what you want. It's like 95% of pickup truck drivers really it feels like especially in the south There's all these dudes these little ass dudes with these gigantic huge pickup trucks to take up to parking spots

They don't need that fucking truck. Yeah, but fuck it There's because they're physical size It's always a small guy driving is it almost like how his there's where car hurt a Little bit like that yeah, I saw the big thing now is Dooley's Dooley's yeah, you get the tip That's on the back heels up front, but there's four in the back, so you take up extra space in the back Yeah, why'd you say it's like why are you talking like that? Why were you talking? In the back. Yeah, why'd you say it's like why are you talking like that? Why were you talking? Have your own death wobble there's this southern girl who signs the back of their duallys with a chainsaw thingy Why are you talking like that? Oh, I've seen her. Yeah, she she it's not a chainsaw

But she she like torches it or something or oh, she's like a rate. That's cursive. Yeah. Yeah Get that in a barn you You're living, dude. Oh, I'd love a barn. Barn condo or whatever? Barn to Minium. Barn to Minium. Barn condo. What kind of?

Barn to Minium. There she is. This actually is very impressive. I'm always afraid her hair is going to get sucked in. Yeah, dudes line up and have her sign their trunks. So they took another tailgate, put it on top of that tailgate. Those are extensions, right? Her hair?

I don't know. That's weird. They took another tailgate put it on top of that tailgate. Those are extensions, right? Don't get it Who is she I would get wanting I mean that's pretty sick. Well, she's got a sick Dooley She's a truck. She's got a sick truck, too Why her signature I'd want somebody else's yeah, I think she'll do what you want right yeah, I want Jimmy Carter Yeah, there's a million followers to be cooler if Michael Jordan did that for you. Yeah, Michael my axle from this From yeah, so it's an axle Yeah, Michael. My axle from this. Yeah, so it's an axle.

And now it's an orange axle. They just added some orange pancakes. I might need to borrow your truck, Brandon. I think these videos might be a little bit less about the truck. Yeah. She knows what she's doing. If you're hot and you have skills, I mean like, yeah, I can agree in life

That's not that's not fair. Yeah, it is not fair when I see a hot girl like that sometimes I wish that was her she's hot really yes, that's the end but then I wish I looked that good Yeah, but then you'd be a woman. I can't fully explain it But as I begin to understand it more you I get on with a lifelong Perpetual perks of being a beautiful woman You just see a hot-ass chick and I just like I wonder what it would be like to look at it to have people look At me the way that I'm looking at her

Hmm, she probably thinks the whole world is just so nice. I want to still rather be a ugly overweight guy I want to still rather be a ugly overweight guy. I want to be a rich white Rich white woman in Southern, California has the greatest life Okay, what about a overweight guy in Omaha? That's a pretty good life to be awesome Sure have like a sick garage with maybe two refrigerators Yeah, I've like a TV in your garage? Yeah. Sick. That's, yeah.

What is the age where it doesn't matter at all if you're in shape or not and it just matters if you have money? Does that age come? I don't think it's the age. I think it's just- Anytime? You have money, yeah. I think money's always hot.

Money's the hottest, right? Money's hotter than a hot body. Titties are hot. Titties are solid. Does money make a woman hotter? I don't have Julia Louise Riefus Already hot already a woman doesn't know here at all Sarah Palin who's in translate who's an ugly rich woman Rosie O'Donnell Rosie O'Donnell not hot not hot at all She just moved I would move her to Ireland for nothing. That is interesting

That's kind of fucked up of us. Yeah, okay. That just means the women are shallow. Yeah, we're not Yeah, you're right. Yeah, you guys are awesome. We're just used and abused women Well, if you see if they have money, it doesn't matter How ugly or old the guy is because it's just about the money but us you need to be good-looking to who's the hottest Yeah, who's the hottest guy with a rich? Gross looking woman that's probably It's definitely thing but that guy's having them out you hated the ducks. It's definitely a thing, but that guy's a... No, I like having them out. You hated the ducks at first.

Yet, in your car, I don't like them out free as they should be. I like them. I will say way more often you see a girl, like, who's... The girl is usually more beautiful than the guy she's with, I feel like. Yeah. And it's rare to see it the other way around. Yeah, and those dudes who are like really in... Who are have their shirts off and shit are usually with a girl That's like beneath them. Oh

Really like fitness influencer dudes like once you're weighing your food. There's no way to like pull So I believe that I would say it's a huge turnoff I think yeah dudes that are too fit is sleeping 12 hours away Yeah, that's why I don't do it You gave you a compliment yeah, that was a couple of gathering my ducks Not all of them. Did I miss one? How often since moving to Chicago you guys spend the time in your garage?

Good question, all the time. Are you really? Every day when I park. I have a gym in my garage. Oh wow. I will, every, I get the kids home from daycare, open up the garage and we just like hang out in the driveway and neighbors come by and we're chit chatting,

we like hang out in our garage at times. Really? Yeah. Do you guys have bins of sports equipment that you would never use? Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's fun. I got piles. Like the Velcro, paddle. I would say there's 30 bikes in my garage.

Yeah, Pro Cademas always in that shit. The Mini LaCrosse basket thing. I have a garage without a driveway, though, and that's not really much of a garage at all. That's just a room. You need the driveway. It's real. You need the driveway, I think I think you have an alley right. I have an alley Yeah, I have an alley, but you can't you can't like hang in the garage. I don't know it just doesn't feel right Set of snowshoes to that no one's ever used

Yeah, some shoes yeah, who uses no shoes, but they're there. They're there That is a Chicago catcher met garage the garage Everyone has what it was a joke people hanging out in their garage is a Chicago. That's an everywhere thing I Think I think the you're talking about a joke are you talking like five years ago? Oh? The deck above the garage feels like a Chicago thing I don't know yeah're talking about a joke that was made like five years ago. Oh. The deck above the garage feels like a Chicago thing. I don't know when I ever really saw that, but everyone builds out there.

On top of their garage. The hangout area on top of the garage. The hangout basement is something new in my life that only happened after I moved north. We don't have that in the south. All rats and bugs. But the hangout basement is... They don't have basements in the south? There might be some bas that in the south. It's all rats and bugs. But the hangout basements. They don't have basements in the south?

There might be some basements in the north. But they're almost all for storage. How are you guys getting a second base down there? No shit. What, cars? Cars? You didn't want a car? Basements are paramount to the childhood and adolescent experience.

So you would hang out at a friend's place, like in the living room? There's always an extra room. Why wouldn't you just put it in the basement? Because we don't have basements. So you'd hang out in a bedroom? Yeah. Don't you have like a big yard and shit too?

Yeah, outside. You didn't have to go lower? No, there's no going lower. That's crazy. Wow. If somebody did have a basement there, Rich, and there's just a bunch of shit down there, and you don't you don't want to go down there I Suppose this far some houses have them, but I it's like here every

But don't you have like the little outdoor patio yeah, yeah with the with the screen windows Yeah, you have that I have that a lot look we do porches way better than y'all do porches that a lot. We do porches way better than y'all do porches. We're a porch society. Fans on the porches. Covered porches. All that. Screened in with a fan. Such a vibe. The average backyard in the south is pretty fucking awesome. You pull your dually back there? Well no. Why would you pull your duty back there you get exhaust everywhere? Hmm your southern voices it's pissing me off too far it goes a step too far it becomes mockery at that point Guys got me more jittery than a Tomcat in a room full of rockin chairs You want to do the Hulu read? Formally the kickoff.

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Sort of that's fine. Whatever you're about to say is not gonna be a disaster. Did you shit yourself? No I guess that would be no My kids swimming lessons ended this a week ago So in this month or maybe a month and a half they're doing like a la carte swimming lessons And it's during the week. A la carte. Open swim, yeah. There were swimming classes. So we were on the adult side of the pool

and there were way too many people. So I got sterilized despite being in the pool for like three hours. That is disgusting. That's the worst thing. You didn't swim. I think of Titanic, Hindenburg and then that. Wait, did you get into your swimming gear?

Yeah, no, I was in the pool, but there was absolutely no way to swim in half of a pool. Oh, you should have. There were like 25 people. You really don't want this. So what was your move, just standing in place? We have the little sinkers and stuff like that, so me and my son will just do that for a little bit

and get him more comfortable. And my daughter will do small jumps. The little sticks that you dive down and get kind of you Okay disaster Do you think you could stand on one foot for 20 minutes? Oh? I don't think so no one foot. No. I don't very good balance. What's the longest you could do it? Take your time Hello three minutes what 345 maybe

That's it remember we do I couldn't do three for our feet up, and we all did it for like a long time Yeah, that's easier than standing on one foot. I think yeah, I Couldn't do it. Yeah, but that's easier than standing on one foot, I think. Yeah. I couldn't do that. I'm going to judge right. What are you doing? When you went to get the ducks because you weren't here, Donnie asked if I could judge a cooking challenge. Oh.

What? Yeah, so that would have been your spot. Well, what have you cooked? You had a duck. You just had to go get your ducks and show them off. Hey, tell them to go get the duck. Just had to. You got ducked a goose.

Why have we not played Who's in the Box yet? I don't know. What's the, I mean obviously Big Cat is driving this, but I would love to play. I would love to play. I don't know why he's delaying. Can I raise my hand and ask a question? We were all here on the show yesterday, right?

Yeah. Do y'all remember arranging today for being Who's in the Box? No, I thought this was like, I don't either. Like a month away or something. month away or something as a tiebreaker for the qualifiers for the mini golf Chicago Yeah, okay, there were two ties right? I don't know. Yeah, you brought that up, but I didn't realize today Anyone does anyone else know that's why I'm sure Jay. Do you know I?

Don't but I also thought that that was going to come out as a video in itself because they were taking a lot of video. Oh, okay. Yeah, that makes sense to take a lot of video. So we'll have to wait for Dan to come back from his stupid ass stopping to eat. Not very professional if you ask me. No, not at all. I know one of them though.

Oh. Is it yourself? Sounds like you finished in a tie there Kate Hmm that was Pat in our last date night He finished finished in a tie oh Go right I Like tie yeah, what do you tie the tie didn't go right? All right? You're just finishing this tie real quick It's Thailand. Yeah, do you guys like bubble tea from? No, I want to I love Thai tea Thai

So good, but like a boba tea. Yeah, it's like playing minesweeper I like sweet tea decent. I love tapioca Yeah, I don't like it in my tea the first time you have it you think it's like the sickest thing though Yeah, gross first time. Oh really? Do people still play minesweeper at all is it still a thing or this and in like 2008? I don't know. I haven't played it. I wouldn't know how to play that now I think that was a pretty right number. I gotta get a desktop computer It's is there anybody out there right now playing solitaire on the computer still for sure They're still going okay remember the skier game where the evil snowman would come out. Yes, help you up

See free awesome, and you can't avoid getting eaten by the snow here. We go TJ play. I don't play I've never played in my life here. We go all right go to the like the 58th is he doing All right, so Can somebody remind me again? Yeah? Yeah the the two the twos you know how to play TJ Yeah, the numbers indicate how many bombs are touching or yes, so the two is I think I think the strategy here is to clear some space Okay, so clear some space There years to clear some space okay clear some space you fucking idiot not there

clear some space it's not about okay so it's a game where you can just get unlucky at the beginning no matter what right seems like you suck at it TJ so there's a bomb touching every bomb touching one of those spaces around this one there's never zero one of these nine if there was zeros it would just clear out space like like a pair

God, I got way worse after you know I Never understood it. I would just click random shit. Okay. There you go You know the one is so right click is a right click right click We know that's a bomb and then the corner one in the corner one with the ones. There's the corner one with the ones this know the court. The one that's to get out with the one. No no no. The one the corner. The fuck. What corner. Right there. Corner with all the little in the middle. In the middle. In the. No the court. Top right right there left left down the corner the fucking cook that one this one yes

The corner you understand is not helpful right? Yeah, you're right Corner with the ones no there's ones everywhere ones everyone now. We're gonna do this 97 more times now So then you can click above that flag in the corner right because that one's only touching right yes This is you can click that mm-hmm The corner one with the ones with the ones ones and corners Every than the other the if there's a one in a corner touching it's got to be that one What's up, Doug? Hey, Doug? Fucking dog get go take the boxes out.

Do you remember what we were using the boxes for? What's the tiebreaker? Yeah, for mini golf. Take all the boxes out, Doug. Let's play Doug in a box real quick. Yeah, we got to close our eyes and we're all going to close our eyes. Okay. Should I help him?

Let's see. Struggling to realize which one is a box? No, they're all boxes. Yeah, help him, Cape. I don't think he understands what's what's a box. He's so Are we able to reveal yet who tied? Uh, Hades is going to come in and tell us. Okay. Hmm. Hmm. We have to come to a consensus.

As a team? This is a team game? Tug in a box is a team game? Tug in a box. We got a lot of boxes. A lot of boxes. Are we doing all the boxes? Oh man, there's a lot of boxes. You said we were gonna do Ten and then if they get it wrong. Yeah, this game is gonna be electric and then if they get it wrong

No, you're doing wrong. So many boxes. Oh, man. Can we turn this into human mind sweeper? Doug is the mind? Oh, yeah, I guess so. Doug, get into one of the boxes. Everyone close your eyes in here. Okay. Should I show the chat or should I let them play at home? Yeah, the chat can show. Alright, if you want to play at home, close your eyes. They still have to flip over half the boxes.

Oh, God. I told Che this. The last thing I said to him was the hole goes down. Something's up with him. He's off. He's been off for a while. He didn't get to swim. He doesn't know how to swim anymore. The prep sheet's been bad. Yeah. Something's wrong with him. He's he's been off for a while yeah you get to swim he doesn't know how she's been bad yeah something's something's wrong with him still not he

doesn't even know what to do with that box are we closing eyes now the shot has everything the shot is good don't worry about the shot tell him we'll just go down holes down down holes down when did when did Kyle slam him like a year ago? Yeah, I think maybe it's run out. Oh Got something again. You got a slave again. I Think what is he doing? Oh, he's sedated. He's a guy who probably needs to be concussed once he Last night first challenge you have to drink All these Shirley temples I showed up, drank seven Shirley Temples, got voted off right away, went home, whatever.

Chay was insisting that Tate kept keep putting more grenadine in each drink. After like the sixth one, I was actually mad. What the hell? It was an insane amount of grenadine. It was gross. Were you mad at Chay too? Yes.

What's wrong? All right, Doug, you ready? We're gonna all close our eyes. All right. I've been closing my eyes this whole time. Hey, Doug's not in a box. Yes. What's wrong? All right, Doug. You ready? We're going to all close our eyes. All right. I've been closing my eyes. This is not in a box. Oh, all right. All right, Doug. Jay, that doesn't help at all. Look what he's doing. What is he doing? Why are you doing that? Hey, what are you doing? That curtain is see-through man. Transparent. What is wrong with him? What is that? That curtain doesn't do anything. We're closing our eyes. Are you concussed? see-through man transparent what is wrong with him what it say that curtain doesn't do anything we're closing our eyes are you concussed what's wrong with you today what why did you think this would do anything no it's nothing all It is nothing All right, what's wrong with him proceed humanly

All right, so get in a box everybody's eyes are closed eyes closed yes We vote Jay tell us when We're taking turns or? No, we're doing it as a team. All as a group. One by one, we take a baseball bat. To one of the boxes. Wacky dog.

Feel like there should be multiple people in the box. Is he in a box? What is Che doing with his life? I hate him. I hate him. I hate him. Alright. Open? Open. Alright. They all look. Can you show us the overhead view please? Okay. They all look like there's not anybody in there.

Should we take turns going to the black line? Okay, I'm gonna remove the the one closest to us on the right. There's no way. There's no way. Hold on, I'm gonna do something real quick. Doug! How about each person remove someone?

Wait, can I ask a question? Hey, you have to remove someone. Did Doug pick which box he went in? Oh, I like this. Or did you pick which box? No, no, you gotta remove and then if you get it wrong, you're out. Are you in the box then?

No. Yeah. It's Russian roulette, It's Russian roulette. Yeah, all right. So who? I just went. I went first. All right, so then, Julio, you go.

All right, I'm going to go the front one on the left, to my left. Electric. Yes. He's not in that box. Oh my god. Processable. KB.

This is tougher for the guys going later. Uh-huh. Yeah. That's why I went first. It is. Let me draw. I respect Doug, but I don't think he would go front middle. I don't think he has the spine nor the scrotum.

Front middle. Oh, that was going to be my pick? Oh, shit. Oh, wow. Oh, I thought that might have been Doug. I thought that was Doug dog there seemed to be a heft back left damn it wouldn't go that far off yeah oh my there's an obvious one out there there's still I'm staying I'm staying far left I think I think he wasn't on the far left the the other one wasn't on the far left.

The other one on the left. The one in front of the one he just did. Oh. Oh, no. No, Brandon. Ah! Ah! Brandon get in the box.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. And we'll go till we have one winner. So Brandon's out. He's got to be in the box. Whoever loses next goes in the box.

Yeah, put all the boxes back. You get into one and then Danny will go first. This is so fun. Oh man. This box is about to be hollering two feet off the ground. Yeah, he's gonna have a tough time. Oh my God. The one year anniversary of KB Body Slimming Che Yeah, he's gonna have a tough time oh My god

The one-year anniversary of KB body slamming che is tomorrow tomorrow. Wow have to body slam him again I don't I che kind of confused that there for a second like it was a choice He said no as if It's like your annual checkup. Yeah, I'm gonna do that. Okay, wait. Brendan, you ready? This is actually a really fun game.

Here we go, everyone close your eyes! It was the 14th. It was Pi Day. It was Pi Day. Eyes closed. I know, I lied. He was in a neck brace on the 14th. Of course he was in a neck brace. So now are they both in the box? No, just Brandon.

And then whoever loses has to get in the box and we just keep going around until there's one winner. Got it. I don't know if Brandon can fit in the box. I feel like I hear him fussing. I don't think it's going to last that long. This might just be like a numbers game where you just hope it doesn't land on you. Yeah. Right. It's the last.

We all can just very blatantly see which box he's in. Are you ready, Chay? No. Oh, God. Oh, I want to see that. So bad. All right. Wait, can we see that? Danny's going first. Let's get front middle out of there right off the bat Oh Good pick Danny all right Cal and I were talking that same move just our Ohio State wrestler in a lot of what I did was illegal yes Almost caused coaches to fight

Almost cause the coaches to fight. Oh Fuck dude, this is so hard. I'm gonna be in trouble Brandon. You're doing a great job Brandon. He's being very still good job Brandon I'm going this one right here che this one Middle right far right no one over one over that one that one good pick No, Brandon Good pick One over that one that one good pick no Brandon Good pick good pick I'm going the one Like right next to that one in the back far right in the back. No behind it that one. Oh Yeah

My god, I see one that's talking, so I'm gonna, one of the flaps. Maybe that's throwing me off. Maybe there's just air in there. Maybe there's just a gust of wind in there. Can we do like I'd like to solve? Give me front right, yep. Uh, I'll pick the one right next to that. Yep. Front right yep Yeah

Yeah, Danny oh Shit I'm tight is gonna get fucked. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's gonna get fucked. Oh Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's gonna get fucked Oh, yeah, oh julio's out fuck Far far far back left Oh, okay, Titus. Uh-huh. Take your time, Mark. Oh, fuck. I'll go front, right.

This is like playing hide and seek with a few- I'll go with the one that doesn't have its foot sticking out. Fuck! All right, well, I lose, right? All right, yeah, get out there, Julien. Wow. God damn it. Get on out there. Wow damn it get on out there

KB's gonna be so good at hiding in this yeah. Yeah, he's gonna be really good. He's gonna be so fucking good. Maybe stay still. Although we thought Clemmer would be good and Mincy beat him, right? Yeah, alright. Game theory. Game theory. Tell us when you're ready. Alright, so Hank, we're gonna play this game.

You've probably played before. I actually think this is a better way to do this game is it's gonna be, so when we do it It will be all the boxes, and it's just like who has less guesses or Who can last longest? Like who's who's going who's competing each other Megan and Annika talking the mic Megan first first time on a show bro Megan verse Annika and Pft which I think you'll be sitting in for yeah versus Kate okay, all right everyone close your eyes No, I don't know I'm not playing I'm gonna get I'm sure I get them yeah testens Are we good? I couldn't fit them.

Yeah, we were. It's pretty obvious which box. box okay KB. Front left. Ah, that was gonna be my pick. I'm worried about that right side, I'm worried. The back left. Yep. May I say something? Yeah.

Shouldn't we be trying to pick the box he is is in? No, it's better as elimination game But he would be when he would win if we just never guessed where he was, right? Oh, it's just you with luck of the draw whoever's in the last like gearbox. Julio. Isn't he trying to win? No, we're trying we're trying to win Against each other feel like we should be picking the box. He's in I think there's a way for it You're out. You're out. You're not on top. Yeah, you're out get out of here. No. I just think we're doing it the wrong way Danny Tj. Do you agree? I think there's there's a compelling way to do it either way there is a different way I think trying to pick where it is so so from now on we can say I can solve the puzzle We should be trying to y'all should've embarrassed me about picking me immediately I think I like the person in the box. I'm going to beat the room right how about we do this?

But if we have we think we know it yeah, we could do I'd like to solve we like yeah solve the puzzle So we're trying to pick where he isn't right. It's like so if You're eliminating boxes And then at any point anybody can try it can say I'm gonna take my final guess But then what does that have on your final guess you're trying to guess where the person is And what happens then the goal is for one of us to guess you get it wrong You're out if you get it right you win But then that so I can try to guess right then it just

Titus he's in the box All right, it's four of us. What do you mean you got a pee? We're in the we're in the final four who's in the box for Kate give her an empty bottle We're in the final four I can hold it all right you ready tights. We're gonna the final four. I can hold it. All right, you ready Titus? We're gonna close our eyes. Cause I don't wanna have to pee when I'm in the box. I wanna be very still. If you peed in the box. It's hard to stay still in there. It is, I'm sure.

Uh oh, something happened. Eyes closed, right? Brandon, are you peaking? No, I'm out and I'm looking to see what happened in college basketball What happened? I don't know but Virginia George Texas two-point game was 17 seconds left. I'm wondering if that's it Don't they know the box game is going on? Yeah You ready che no, he's not ready. Tell us when. How's he doing?

Peace. Who's ready? Kate, are you first? I guess so. Wait, who lost? Oh no, KB's first. Okay. These are some still boxes. They're very still. Titus is a lankier guy. There should be some.

Okay. You're lucky he didn't hear that, Kate. Straight ahead, middle. Yeah. Right there, right next to you. Holy. Yes. Front right. Yep. Do a dramatic reveal. Whoa.

Front and center. This one right next to you, Che. Yeah, that one. Oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Oh shit. Yeah. Yes. I thought he would go in the middle of those three. Christ. To the right. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, baby. Palms are sweaty. Oh baby! Palms are sweaty. Jay, I'm gonna go straight ahead there, back row. Yeah. Oh shit, I'm gonna be fucked if you... Oh!

Oh Danny, get in there! Three of us. This is a good game. This is a really good game. This is good. Oh, his box is split in the back too. He's amazing to keep it so still. Titus, could you fit? Barely. Yeah. I was on my tippy toes, trying to balance and then shake. Oh, you weren't sitting? I was like, I was doing the climber.

Oh. Oh, shit. Oh my god. Like the slightest push. Okay. Tipped me over. Oh Okay The whole time I might please pick me tell someone in the tell someone the gambling kid to come out and help with who's in the box These guys are doing nothing Riggs is here Who's left Kate and KB and big cat. Wow.

Three of us. Yeah. So I've been playing this for a long time. Head to head. All right, Danny. Metal round. We're going to close our eyes. Now Danny's going to be good at this.

Danny's so good at this. This is a metal round. I think the way we do it when we do head to head is your it because it's only one person they're actively trying to find it and it's just how many guesses does it take? That'll be the time. Okay Yeah, so you're trying to guess the correct one. Mm-hmm Are we good What did he say hold on He's ready. Should be Kate, because Danny was last, right? Yeah.

I'm gonna go front right, please. Oh. No. Couldn't be. Oh. Oh my God. That seemed like it. Okay.

Should I do two no front left shit, I was you might you always pick mine. I know what I'm doing It's hard to see back left the reveal is so fun I'm gonna regret this I already do front and center the one right here yep oh yeah it's getting good at the reveal hey fix the one behind it real quick what do you mean fix it um the one behind it real quick. What do you mean fix it? The one behind it Oh, he do I do? He's doing like the dealer no deal. Very back.

Yep. Hey. No, it's just standing. You can get the top angle. TJ, show us the top angle. Okay. We will. Come on, Kyle.

Front. Wow. I would not have gone that one. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh Come on Kyle front Wow, I would not have gone that one For all the ducks right Yep, I think you're fucked too. No. I think you're fucked. No. No. Yeah! Woo!

Okay, final round. KB versus KB. Fucking go. Alright. Good selection. Nice. Good squatting, Danny. Good squatting.

Tell Che the flaps on the box need to be out. Because if they're in, it's kind of a tell that. Che, flaps out on the box. Yeah. Flaps out. All four flaps need to be out on all the boxes. Because if they're in, it's easy to tell. Yeah.

I was trying to go off of that, and then I, that's how I lost. I was looking at just flaps. Yeah. It's easy to get caught up in the flat. That's yeah, I Fallen trapped to that before no flaps out who's still in there the flaps too much tough if you have uneven Why would how would the flaps on the box be on these we're all built different You're gross. What would Big Cat do?

I'm trying to put myself in his brain. We're good? We're good? We're good. That was quick. Shit. Is it me starting it? Mm-hmm. So are you trying to find him or it's just the same way as it's been? It's the same way as it's been.

Really get into it, Kate. This one right here in between the front two. So that would pick good pick. Yes. It's a great pick. Oh, all right. Far left. Yep. Jesus. Oh my god. Oh my god. I think this one up front. Are you serious? It's so still.

Are you kidding? Oh good god. Yeah, you dog. It's your rating. Okay. I'm gonna go with this one. I'm gonna go with this one. I'm gonna go with this one. Mm. It's so still. Are you kidding? Oh, good God.

Oh. Oh. Yeah, you doggie. It's overrated. Che. Oh. Unbelievable. This league, am I right?

Yes. Who's Dairy Queen Blizzard is that? Che. Where'd you get the Blizzardizzard three of them smart car Second and third Front front metal I Don't know I'm not saying this to be rude. I don't know how he's keeping them. So oh Oh my god, he's being so still

back left Panic move back left. It's probably dumb. Oh boy Oh boy. This is where the game theory kicks in. I'm taking my time. I'm taking my time. Tre close-ups great. Right there, to your right. Yep. Hey, gas man. He's getting better and better at that.

This guy's still as fuck. I don't know how he's doing it. He's playing chess This is crazy My guts telling me I'm wrong, but I'm going far right oh Kate My guts telling me damn it It's a good guess Oh my god. Oh my God. Oh my God.

What if he's not in any of the boxes and he's watching us in the gambling cave right now, eating a Dairy Queen Blizzard? Middle, middle, middle. No, wait. That's the middle. I meant like the middle of the the court Jay touch half court oh my god Wow this is the big one oh my god I'm going for the one to the right okay come on now hold on hold on sure think about. I'm going for the one to the right. Okay, come on now.

Hold on, hold on. You sure? Think about it. I'm sure, I'm sure. Final answer. I'm coming on your side. Oh! Oh! Oh, what?

What? Oh! Oh! I knew it. Oh. Wait a second, God damn it! It was only three minutes! You were standing there?

Oh, behind us the whole time? Did you see him? No! What if he's in the gambling cave? I was standing right there. Hey, you were... You want me to get in a box now? I just had to do one thing. Genuinely, no idea. You want me to get in a box? You gotta do it. Yeah, we gotta find a way. Alright, I'm getting in the box.

Oh my god, in the box. I'll get in the box this time. Oh, I was so... Hey, where'd you go? I was like, how is he being so still? Oh. How did you guys not see me? They were showing the screen.

It was on the screen. I saw someone but I couldn't see that it was you. On the screen? I was so locked in. I saw someone but I... If you looked on the screen you would have seen me behind you. I was so locked in. I saw someone, but I... If you looked on the screen, you would've seen me behind you. I was looking for the smallest little flap. I guess I was feeling pride about my guesses.

So was, you know what's sad? So was I. Thought I got, thought I bested you. This is what it looked like, dude. He's the Ryan Pace meme. Where is he? Oh, he's looking through the door. I'm pretty dumb, I guess it turns out. Okay.

Is he gonna do it again? Eyes closed. Have you guys seen that new viral Dairy Queen, the Cookie Monster of Blizzard? No, we haven't. What's in it? Try tips of Hoya and Oreos. It's blue. It's like a blue hard shell with Oreos in it. It's called the Cookie Monster.

Sounds good. People are going crazy over it. Jesus. ["The Cookie Monster"] Shay is a true master of that. He's always known as a way around a box. All right everybody. He is in one of the boxes. He is in a box.

He's in a box. And I would eat that. The cone. What? Not I would eat that the cone what? not the fan oh the cone cookie cheese or not eat fans box that looks amazing

Kate why don't you go first see I don't believe he's in a box again because I don't know I will guarantee he is in a box we wouldn't lie to you Kate alright I'm going to the one next to Che which I hate you guys making that sound every time. Oh.

Shut up. Shut up. Oh. Kyle. Take your time, Kyle. No shot clock. Middle, middle. There's no shot clock.

I'd love the dick for that. Middle, middle. There's no shot clock. I'm gonna have to dick for that. Middle, middle, front or middle, middle, back? That front. See that? Yeah. Ooh. Ah.

Same. I'm going for the one right there. That one. Oh! Tensions are flaring in what's in the box. Why don't you stick around, right there behind ya. Ooh. Yes.

Oh! Oh! Is this the most boxed chase I've ever touched? Ha ha ha ha! Oh, man. This is the most box Chase ever touched. Our left all the way on the left. You're kidding, right? Yeah, yeah, Chase. He actually yeah, that's the one.

Yep. Hello Dan. See, I don't think he's in a box again. He's in a box. He's in a bar far left back. Middle. That one right there Man congrats KB big win You earned that The box so it moved Do it moved. I swear It was moving the flaps on the side

No, I didn't see it. Yeah Obviously, can you show the clip TJ of KB just guessing with me standing? Yeah, you were sitting in that box look at that Indian style or a Native American style oh my god Okay, wait were you on the TV though? Yes What do you mean was I on the TV you're watching it right now? Yeah, that's what we were You guys were locked in Ghost of the cat

So locked in This was a great guess by you right here Because I wasn't in that one Oh my god So how are we doing this for the tie breaker? The uh Anika and uh So I'm gonna be doing it on

behalf of PFT Who's the smallest person we got? I think that person should have to sit in the box spider spider spider Evo Because that does I think it should be not stand up in it Zock can you stand up in the box? Oh, he's already going Lucas because I think it needs to be a common denominator, right? Just so you stop and sit off. Relax, Che.

The worst, Che. These are sacred boxes. Get your hands off my box. Whoa, whoa, whoa. This isn't a sanctioned game. This isn't a toy. Do we have a fart machine? Oh, yeah.

Oh, there should be one left over. As long as you don't move Zah. How do you feel? Okay, do we have a standing do you know we sit in any kind of sound we have a fart machine or so Take you to be someone's phone. We oh I got a woobie cushion. What do you want? I was not gonna well or what do you want I was like a smaller what do you you want sound you should fuck with them all right so they're gonna come in and then how are we gonna do it should we flip it and do whoever whoever guesses it right in the least amount of guess whoever in the least amount of guesses. Whoever... In the least amount of guesses. But just alternate and then if the person who goes first gets it, they can reset and

have redemption. Yes. So it's a shootout. Okay, yeah, that's fair. That's fair. Yeah, it's a shootout. All right, so get Annika and Megan in here. They're trying to guess where Zai is.

They're in the green room right now. Not for today, but next time, could we just see who could stay in the box the whole show dude I could not stay in that bar right you could I was my my hips fell like they're explode. Yeah, come on in Come on in Someone else is you're just did fill all the boxes right you have to guess the right person. Oh That's a good idea in all the boxes. Oh, we all get in one. I like that. I saw Yeah, that's a really fun one findings are Jake Lanning in the chat, okay, that's good I like that so we'll all get in it and they have us or all of other people right or I guess to be someone

Yeah, it should be a fill the box. Yeah, get everyone in the gambling cave out here. Make sure white boy Rick's involved Build the box yeah get everyone in the gambling cave out here make sure white boy Rick's involved Yeah, and how many how what are the guesses? I'm confused on that they have to say like that box is The person you're guessing they we tell them who they're trying to guess beforehand don't are we just saying finds off finds off finds off it's uh It's on the box. Okay. I's a Is on the box okay? on the box Make you sit here. Oh, sorry, Megan All right until I have to take the side of a baby we'll get in one of the boxes

Okay, so Kate we change the game a little we're put we're filling all the boxes with people Okay And Annika and Megan are going head-to-head to see who wins a tiebreaker and you're you have to find on the box. All right. You say a box like that's a whole amount of picks. They already need to start picking boxes. So you two close your eyes. Wait. Yeah. Oh, I can look though. Right. Yeah. All right. You're ready. Well, you can all start boxing up. Everyone get in a box box up. Every box needs to be full. Fill all the boxes, fill all the boxes. KB get in a box. No, they're just trying to find Zah. This is great. Everyone. Great. Oh my god. I'm scared. I really wanted to see Rick in the box.

On the left. On the left. On the left. On the left. You're kidding, right? I don't know if you'll... I'm kidding. This is...

Yeah, I'm here before I have a health check yet. I'm kidding. Mincy's one of the contestants. You're kidding. You're kidding. So, you see a head little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a

little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a Or at least be, a box has to be on the floor. Get as small as you can get. Get as small as you can get. Pretty good. That is pretty good. Rick's fighting for his life.

Kadek's never getting in a box. Did the box break? All right, just remove that box. Remove that box remove that box Kadek you you're out. Alright, alright, everyone. Everyone's be have the box on the ground Yeah, they are they're all filled some all right, all right, Jay, hold on hold on Anika and Hold on who all right Anika and... Hold on. Anika and Megan, you can now open your eyes.

And you're trying... So you pick a few amount of picks. So if, like, Megan, if you go first and you get it, then Anika, then we have to restart. So we'll go back and forth. Who if you go first and you get it then Annika then we have to restart but it will go back and forth Who wants to go first? I'll go first rock paper scissors first rock paper paper shoot. Rock paper scissors shoot Alright Megan's here we go take box This right one not no not that one this over one more that this one has the Zahn and it's okay

No, no this one's front. Yes, okay? No no this one's for us Yes, saw saw is it saw is it's ah Am I allowed to get up no no absolutely not Okay, I'm gonna say He's a pretty problem I'm gonna go back right back right back right That one yeah might be It is... BAM!

What the fuck? Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Oh, all right, Megan. All right, I'm gonna go front left. Front left.

Front left, it's gotta be Za. I like that pick. It's gotta be Za. Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Wait, tell everyone to stick around, because we're gonna play another round. Yeah. I love how obvious the mincey box is. Yeah. Wait, tell everyone to stick around, because we're going to play another round. Yeah.

I love how obvious the mincy box is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. OK, I'm going to go. I'm going to go front middle. You think that's za? Front middle. This one?

It's this za. OK. Yeah, I think that's a? Front middle. This one? Is this a? Okay. Yeah, I think it's, yes. It's a! Yay! All right, Anika's won the tiebreaker. You can do it, you can do it. Move the box in front of Minzy so the audience can see.

Which one do you think is Minzy? All right, all boxes can stand up just so they can give themselves a break All right, so now Kate and I are gonna go against each other I'm doing it on behalf Wait stick around you're gonna do it again. We're gonna do it again. You're getting reboxed Everybody's getting reboxed everybody pick a new box everyone pick a new box Kate and I are closing our eyes Okay, my eyes are closed mincy. Can you show us how you were crouching in there? Or even if you were, what was your position inside?

All right, boys, back in the box. Can you show us? It was like that. Nobody's even barely... I just got a question. It's getting like real. Nobody's... Everybody left. Nobody's breaking out of the box, Brandon.

Huh? You don't have to get in here I'm just gonna throw the box. That was unbelievable. We could've got a shoe box for you, Bob. Shout out the guy from the chat who came up with this idea. I don't know where they were. Who was guessing? This would be awesome if we did this to like show

that we had huge guests on the show. Yeah. Like if like Matthew McConaughey was in the box, it randomly would. I love that. That's great. Next time we have a guest, we're gonna do that. Or like next time Rone's in I love that. We have a guest. We're going to do that. Or like next time Rone's in town,

don't say anything. Yeah. Have them be in a box. Is every box full? Not yet. Full, but some are still teetering. I'm trying to put myself in that's brain. That one?

Yeah. The one. Someone's in that? Are we good? We can open our eyes? Chet, you good? Yeah. Alright, no. Open your eyes.

Alright. Where is Za? Kate, I'll let you go first. Thank you. Oh man. Can I see the top angle? Where is Za? Man.

I'm gonna go get that broken one out of the way oh My god, there is nine boxes only one can be saw Go far left. Yeah, that was gonna be my pick He's very good. Always. I honestly I didn't see where it's always read. All right. Give me the top angle real quick.

Top angle. I'm going to take all the way back middle. I love to act like there's a science to this. Like show me. Oh, rash., close, close to Za. Damn close. Close. I'm warm.

Ha ha ha. Front right here, up here. Yep. Come on, Za. Oh, it's going to go. Close, you're getting closer. Plane side, yeah. Okay, show me the top angle here. Would Zah do the same box?

Six boxes left. Would he do the same box? No, and Zah? Don't know. I'm gonna do the one directly next to you, the right. Yes, you think that's ah, yeah That's Hell yes All right, what fell Oh

Rockin Rick did a hell of a job. Yeah, I was gonna pick out one. Did really Rick did awesome It's he's definitely lived in a box That was a very fun game Wow Thank you to all the human boxes great job human box Thank you to all the human boxes great job human boxes um Encore what we're done. Yeah, we're done. I want to make you keep fucking with the boxes, but Steven how long do you think you'd be in a box?

Don't worry about us Steven just knock the boxes down for no reason whatsoever Someone looking to die in there waiting for What a game what a game that's a fun fucking game, so I would do it man shout out the chat Why would do it? There is a game well yeah, what a game shit. That's a fun fucking game That's why we do it man shout out the chat why we do it. There is a game Where we have to guess a certain person like we just did but we give them prompts Such as I Don't know it's gonna be so mad that he missed Susan yeah It would have said would a human with a sound to be too obvious

No, yeah, I know you're gonna make a sound. Yeah, everybody farts a Sound would work though. Yeah, everyone has a duck that they have to squeak that's such a good game god damn it I can't believe how good that game is how is that not how's that not like yeah the fifth sport in the Olympics well it's the national sport of jabuti jabuti jabuti you want to the Experian read Brandon you're so good at these reads madness in March is good madness andness in credit is bad. Take control of your credit and finances by making sure you pick the Experian app. Experian could be your financial Cinderella with tons of free tools at your fingertips. So you, to help you take control of your financial life. The amount of free tools you get with Experian could fill a bracket with

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Thank you. What's your average steps a day? Steven, is something wrong? You seem off. Why? Just like you're not, I don't know. You're like a step behind. Also, my other section is about what it normally is lengthwise Hmm, but we had we had we had like a really good run where your brain was just like I don't know what has firing

Yeah, it was firing. Maybe this is offseason Shay, and he's just now selling into it. Maybe I like the curtain for example What was that that was crazy this curtain is completely clear There were people that did not close their eyes yet, so I was Jay the curtain the current why the curtain I wasn't gonna do anything the curtain is clear It's uh yeah, you can see they're pretty easily yeah Added measure you're almost conceding Tipped over the last two boxes cuz I didn't see everybody get out. I wanted to make sure everybody was out. Did you think they were gonna die there? No, but it is multiple people said it was very hot in there, so. It just wasn't.

It wasn't hot. Oh! That's a year ago tomorrow? It's all on his head. That shoulder took it pretty good. I still in a full range of motion. Oh What does leg do after how you feel way too bad about that? It's yes, I think I feel sufficient yes to meet you on the mat not true Did not and I we also the grim before there'd be no offense from KB, so I think he feels

Thank you We also the agreement before there would be no offense from KB, so I think he feels We're past it calendar friends Sometimes friends body some each other sometimes they do was there a tense afterward. We've done. No Kyle just felt really bad And it's like I think I should have yeah, okay That was way too far I Didn't when you felt bad about the football. I didn't intend to do that. Yeah, yeah. Mincy.

I know, it took me a while to realize that. I'm not gonna say they're subhuman, but like this is a subhuman class of Barstow. No, no, no. Oh no. No, I felt bad for Che's shoulder. I didn't feel bad for the head because I felt like we got great Che out of it. Yeah. The shoulder I felt bad for. I passed the chaps iPhone concussion tests. Oh, oh, well, then you're fine. You're good. Yeah

KB, I'm sorry for Tricking you like that. Yeah That was very devious. I know I thought I was doing well. Yeah, that was I felt like I'm good Yeah, but that was those two devious should have known it's typical you yeah Well typical me would have done it again. You have done it twice, and I thought I actually because my brain is so warped With just all this shit that I thought you guys were gonna get me and not guess and make me sit in it forever Yeah, that's what I would have done if I was in you right you had done that to me I would have done it back to you and been like and just never guessed yeah

And told Che like just pretend that you're turning over boxes You would have done. Yeah, yeah I'm still thinking of a way to spice this up Yeah, it's a way to work in progress. This is not the last time we played who's in the box I think we can all agree on that Easily absolutely. Yeah, that was great. This game is is there like It's kind that was kind of human deal or no deal ish Is there a way to like each person in the box is holding Oh rise or a punishment or something? Oh

Yeah, I don't know if we just fully do deal or no deal but with people what if we threw footballs at the boxes? Oh, what if we what if it was hidden? What if it was even male and female and you had to French kiss whoever was in the box? Yeah French kiss Kate that's where you kiss in the bottle. It's the box in the box. Yeah That would be good It's just even what he got on your other sheet? Because it's just as long. Give us your best. My best? What is your favorite thing to buy at CVS?

That's your best. That's his best. Soap? Melatonin? Deodorant? I'm a Skittles guy. I don't think I've ever been to a CBS that I didn't like I went you don't to get to get something yeah you never go to a CBS pleasure you're gonna just look around yeah browse I do like when you get new toiletries when it's time to try out a new shampoo or conditioner something sure but you've definitely gone there to get shampoo or condition yeah certainly you like they lock them all now though too which is is so annoying everything so I just end up picking the generic brain. That's not locked

I just go somewhere else you have to ring the bell. Oh So annoying and they don't answer all the time the worst Hank you got it Anika and PFT They lock them cuz uh kids are doing drugs. Yeah, but the shampoo? No, that's just for Sudafed. I mean they're just stealing everything, right?

The Tide Pods too, right? The kids were putting them in their butts or what? What were they doing with them? Eating them. They were eating those. Just eating them. Robitussin? I'm not supposed to be here. The mustard was locked up. Mustard? But not ketchup? It was all the condiments. Oh Hey Stephen, what's your favorite thing to buy at CVS good question? Oh good question Danny skittles

I bought some my skills last night for me and you nothing hits more than a CVS skittles Well you bought them for Danny. Yeah, did you go on the flight together? No cuz I got knocked out first round. Oh Oh, I see you're buying for the flight. Mm-hmm simulator The physical CVS receipt is one of the most offensive thing. Yeah in retail shopping Yeah, full screen nine feet long and they've it sucks because there's clearly technology like the 5050 raffle Which I love they've changed the technology where now they just give you a barcode like a QR code Oh, so they they print it out. It's like this big. Yeah, I want my numbers cvs I want the qr code

So also receipts does anyone keep the receipts? That's an old person move Like Yeah, what would you keep your receipt for? Yeah, could you even like return Tylenol? You do for taxes? Yeah. What are you doing with your taxes? Well, because like I'm an independent contractor,

so I just like run or write things off. So you just everything you buy? Not everything, but anything that I can argue doesn't have double purpose, I will write off. Or if I'm on a quote work trip. What's the craziest thing you've written off? Like weird props for shit. A dildo.

You wrote off a dildo? Just a prop. Just a prop. Just a prop. Just a prop. I was in a video, promo for show. Did you keep it? I did for a while and then.

Did you name it? No, I lived with other people and someone told somebody that I had something in my room and they went and like Ransack my room and found it. Well, you just one of your roommates did it was awkward Well, you did have it in your room. I had they were right. I did have it. They weren't looking for it Why the hell did they do that? They thought I took with a router What I know it was fucked up and then it was like weird and I never like brought it up And I don't know what they thought I was doing with it. That's one the one like there's a lot of things I wish I were young again, especially like st. Patrick's Day weekend coming up

Like I'm gonna drive around just be like fuck. I wish I was smashed right now Having roommates is not one of them agreed Having roommates is brutal not great. So you never clarified that you weren't using the dildo well No, because no one mentioned it and I didn't if I were like it's for the video. I sound more guilty Yeah, you know they found a dildo, but no one brought it up. No one brought it up and I So you just there's a big one how much longer did you live there? Probably six months and just you were the dildo guy, but no one would say

Yeah, it's unclear to what degree anyone ever if it's like a joke or not Or if somebody found it and was like, oh, I shouldn't have found how many roommates know behind your back We were the dildo guy for others for other other and you how well and your friends with them like pretty well Yeah, still how do you know they found the dildo call one one of them because I know that call one of them, but the one the one who? Found it isn't an uber driver in Mexico now. How do you know he found it because he's the one who know I don't care about him. I want to know if he told the other ones He's the one who I call one of them be like hey Did did he ever let everyone know that I was a dildo guy?

Because that really will tell you if they were talking shit behind your back Okay, this is gonna be great. So there's an uber driver. He's definitely picking up. Oh, that's great He goes hey dildo man, what's the last time you talked to this person yesterday? Oh, oh boy Oh, this is gonna suck even more Just say you're live to tape one. Yes, say your life your call You have another person. I'll take the roommate is like I'm not picking up the dildo guys This is the guy all the fucking dildo guys. This is the guy here I'll tell him just call me back in the next couple minutes

Wait, is there another person though that you still have their phone number now not from the house What would you what would your move be? I would tell everyone you'd be like hey that dildo in my room. That's actually oh no I was hoping that would happen Oh, I would never have a dildo in my room because I'm not gay like Julio But I would ever I would I would tell everyone that Julio had a dildo. Oh as a friend. Yeah Oh, yeah, you pull him aside. Yeah, like you never believe what I found this It was in the router the dildo was on top if you brought it up

I would have been like lol it was for a video and I still had it and here's my 2019 tax return yeah, you had the receipt prove that I've written that's why you keep the receipts That's what and that here's the link to the video on pornhub. That is why you keep the receipts How hidden was the dildo? It was like, fairly hidden. Well, that's almost a little more suspicious. Is it? If it was just out, that's like crazy. But that's like, yeah. That's a prop.

I didn't even know it was there. Yeah, it was like, it was just there still. And like, I felt weird throwing it out. Like, throwing out a dildo is crazy. Like, I would like to throw it out. You never know when you're going to need it. I think that'd be totally fine to throw it out. But if you throw it out in your garbage, somebody might find it in the garbage. They found it in your room. If you bring it outside to throw it out never know when you're gonna be totally fine to throw it out But in your and if you throw it out in your garbage somebody might find it in the garbage

I found it in your room if you bring it outside to throw it out You are now traveling around holding a dildo in a bag should have announced it which might be a crime Yeah, can you call the Mexican uber driver? I don't have a number. Oh, so one might find it in your garbage Hey you throw it in the river is embarrassing for you, but I found a dildo in your trash. Did you steal the router? No. I feel like you did. I didn't. And that was the annoying thing. Classic dildo guy move.

To take the router. Yeah, what do you mean steal a router? He plugged it in and you're... Like, it's pretty obvious. He didn't pick up. Well, like, if he didn't... Yeah, he's not answering. Oh, he's calling me. didn't yeah, he's not he's an answer. Oh, he's called me nice live dude, what's up? So alright, you're on this live show right now. I have a question for you So remember when they thought I stole the router and they like ransacked my room at the house

Okay, so we were George went in there and he like fucking because they thought I had the router but so there I had there was like a prop dildo in the claw in the cabinet Did he ever tell anyone that he found that? No, this is the first time I'm hearing that. Good for him. That's sick. We were deciding whether or not. But I guess now you told him you know But there was one in there

He's gonna tell any found it and like I never said anything is it was I thought he would like Mention it and then if I just brought it up. I might seem to look guilty You know Yeah, so there was no making fun of Julio for being a dildo guy So there was no making fun of Julio for being a dildo guy Okay, all right All right mystery solved. You're the man. Thank you. That's a solid move The guy ran sacked your room and didn't say shit. No don't tell any what a real one. Yeah You really are kind of stuck your boxed in there. Yeah, it's been like hey, did you see that dildo? Did you see my dildo?

boxed in there. Yeah, it's been like, Hey, did you see that dildo? Did you see my dildo? How big was it? It was big? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was big and thick. And, you know, race, black. Okay, how to feel. That that that is like, that's better for your case. Because that's more that's Oh, that's a prop. That's so big. It can't fit my ass. But I finally found like a little vibrator in your. Oh yeah.

That'd be tough. We should plant one. A little one very clearly. We should plant a vibrator on Brandon. What are you doing dude? In the dock, amongst the docks. Yeah. What is that?

Under his seat during the show. We could get one into his pocket. You think we could get one in his pocket? How would he respond to that? I don't know come it's a prop for like to do it. Why do you have a way to pocket? That that's top embarrassing alright, so we're gonna I'm gonna try to do that alright, Julio bring yours. Yeah Smallest dildo Take a look at the collection

Dildos clear. Julie closet is just like a gun rack They're all fucking such into the wall your smallest dildo. Yeah Never hear about small dildos. Yeah, would you judge a guy if you found like a vibrating cock ring in his drawer? That's easily like a party trick like it might have been from his bachelor party no What's that's what already? That's a funny thing to like but you don't keep you don't bring it home with you But it could it not be a keep it sounds like you've got a vibrating cock ring I do not but it sounds like a good tool what you're a cock ring guy. I'm not but does don't they like You're a cock ring guy. I'm not but doesn't don't they like

I would I'm open to being it's okay. We're we're not judging. I'm open to being a cock You can be a cock ring guy. I'm open to it. I think I Cockering, okay. Does it make you like juicier? You're asking the wrong people you have to ask yourself Is it like a pump I don't know I've never it's like when they take your arm off before they take blood or something Yeah, have you are you a cock ringer? No, but I've seen them. Have you seen them in use? No, I've never seen one in use I like videos. I've been to sex toy parties Steven. You're a cock ring. Yeah, of course sure not. Okay Is there a cock ring guy at this office? Oh? Yeah, I know oh also I got a DM from a yakker who was like super open about he likes to be dominated and he sent like a very nice

informative message about all He just wanted to point out you guys all said that like you have to have some kind of issue to become that way He's like no. I don't I just want to let you know How many pages was this no yeah, yeah Stranger he's got issues his issue might just be that he has no shame He's just telling everyone was it uh He said I hey I can call in as a BDSM enthusiast and longtime yacker. I swear to be professional I know it's like I've never wanted I can call in as a BDSM enthusiast and longtime yacker. I swear to be professional. I know it's live

I've never wanted anybody to call in less This guy I don't know this guy looks like a handsome normal dude. We should roll him up in a rug and have a Yes, something is wrong with with me sure yeah I promise this has nothing with my like radar parents abandoned maybe you saw cock rings in use at a sex toy party No, I feel like in your 20s every girl gets sucked into going to it of sex toy party It's like Tupperware, but like Tupperware, and yeah, it's like you'll ever know no no, but then you feel bad They're like I guess I'll buy this fucking thing Then you wind up with a you have it

Whether what an XL Hitachi and you don't have any use for it. No. I'm just kidding But you know what is the popular one the one that looks like the Seattle Space Needle? Women this is like a women's pleasure tool. It's like a vibrator, and it looks like the Seattle Space Needle Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, There's no answer vibrate that thing that's the one that looks like the space needle without the needle itself Hmm the CN tower missing a big part it uh I think we found The carpet guy yeah Yes, yes, this is the guy that's him yes Yes, dude, This is the guy! That's the guy? That's the carpet guy.

You put your feet on this man? I mean, this is in Connecticut. Like, he was in a... Like, it looked just like that. I mean, unless this is a thing. This is the guy? I mean, I didn't see him outside of the rug, but yes. Thank you.

Holy shit. The family is the... When you trample him. He's just a regular dude. Seeming carpet gets excited when you trample. Giorgio Carpich. That's his last name? King Parties and Ghost Parties and John's Facebook.

I think you get higher every time. We gotta get him in here. This is what the party I was talking about was like, yeah, it's incredible. It gets my energy going. Sit down real quick. We're just As disguised as mincy was in the box, what's what's the benefits of using like a cock ring? The benefits I never used one yeah, you have swear never you're a cock ring. I never used Louie

You don't think he's a cock ring guy. I would have picked Jerry. Oh, yeah Oh, I was no no no no no it smokes. I was on smokes I don't want to talk to him about I don't talk to Jerry about cock rings. Well. I never used lube either Me and Max were talking about this morning. Why well, that's crazy Not in Max for having a lube converse. I bought it up over breakfast. Why because I was just thinking I was like is There ever a time? Where the pussy is too wet? And he was like, no. And I was like, you sure about that?

And I was like, there's gotta be a time where it's too wet because then you don't feel much. And then he was like, have you ever tried lube? I'm like, no. He's like, what? This is just a regular What a starter There it can be too wet yeah like when I was like when I have sex with my girlfriend

Sometimes it's really really wet And then sometimes it's not as wet you know but then the times where it's like like really wet It might be too wet. Yeah It might be yeah might be so I asked Max. I'm like no no he has a girlfriend too, so Yeah, that's cool. Oh man to so Ask him oh man What a conversation you don't think you think you're on max's side or my side you think I don't want to be on either side You're treating talking about that like you suddenly feel nothing and it feels like your penis is in a sensory deprivation chamber I don't know what those words mean, but yeah, it sounds good

You're going I'll be locks in the pussy too wet. This is too dry. Yeah, I haven't achieved those waters But I Maybe now. I don't think I have it in me. This is get wet Brandon Yeah, no, whatever Jerry says man. All right. Thank you Jerry. Yeah, all right. No problem. You should it not a cockering guy now Why Brandon? What do you sure take on the power nap since he just successfully took one? Who took one you just took a power nap? Oh man. I I walked in today and Brandon just woken up He's a sight when he's just woken up. He's a grumpy monkey. I don't even nap today. Yes you yeah two and a half hours

I was all over your face. From 6 to 8 30. Yeah, I could tell I walked in I was like whoa did you just wake up? Because sometimes I wake up in my bed at home and I'm like I can't wait to get to my my sleeping couch and I will get up get dressed and drive here as fast as I can just to go sleep. Back to sleep. Yeah, that's gotta be the weirdest sleep schedule It's fine. I need to get back on the workout schedule. I'd gone about two months without sleeping Then I started doing it again this weekend All right, let's spin the wheel I think Nick's back tomorrow. Yeah

Longest vacation over I mean I don't vacation shame, but like, good God. What was the decision to go from Wednesday to Wednesday? Maybe airline ticket prices. Cheaper flights. Yeah, cheaper flights. He's kind of cheating the system because then you come back Thursday. It's a great day. Yeah.

That is smart. And you get the whole weekend in the Caribbean or wherever. wherever, you know, make him do a soul. Yeah Got a Monday to Friday in April that's a normal vacation Taking a week is normal I mean Monday to Friday smarter because you get both week I think it's just because I mentally was like when I came in on Monday I was like, oh, he'll be back. Yeah, and then he wasn't and he's still yeah and the same thing Tuesday So it's more like he just hurt me. Yeah, I understand. You know what I mean? Like when you're gone for a whole week

It's like yeah, he'll be back next week. Yeah Yeah, all right, okay, let's spin the wheel Okay, let's spin the wheel. What's your date Kate? We're discussing that this afternoon. Oh, I have a loose plan going so Thank you. It's a Yak! Yeah, it's time to talk shop and do a Yankee Swab! It's a Yak! It's a Yak! See you tomorrow, enjoy the b-ball. And go Ruckers!

Or don't, eh, maybe just lose, I don't know, who cares. Love you guys, see you tomorrow, bye!